text,label_text,source Just look at the picture,neutral,goemotions "I am really sorry for you, but oh my [NAME] this made me cry laughing. I hope the cat learns to like you eventually",joy,goemotions "INFP. I’m a very selfless person, which helped me find friends, but not a love interest or a partner",sadness,goemotions He seemed like he was about to run away and go do some meth.,neutral,goemotions I can't help it! These stories make me REEEEEEEEEEEE so hard!!!! Kidding :),joy,goemotions I really like this one.,joy,goemotions I guess that's better. I think an important aspect of feminism is that it allows idealized women to be imperfect yet exemplary nevertheless.,joy,goemotions Doesn't work for a newspaper. I was just laughing because I said to him that I could see that happening. Opened reddit and saw your post.,joy,goemotions I love your honesty. What you wrote expresses fears and questions similar to mine. Thank you so much.,joy,goemotions More kids = more people to get addicted to Disney In an odd way I could see that happening.,neutral,goemotions "Oh, [NAME]. Oh, oh, oh, [NAME]. ",neutral,goemotions No worries. Have a nice day.,joy,goemotions I am asking for a reason not saying they are underused,neutral,goemotions OMG this sub is gonna be my saving grace for the rest of the year. Thank you so much!!,surprise,goemotions "Just to let you know, it's not he had ""multiple instances, he had so much they thought he was a distributeur for it.",neutral,goemotions I hope it goes just as well. Good luck.,joy,goemotions "Well in that case, i'll agree with you. I guess we can all do without scholars. ",joy,goemotions Yes I agree,joy,goemotions Haaaahaaaahaaaa! Been there. I had a little kid do the [NAME] handshake on me. I just looked confused.,surprise,goemotions I definitely rushed it. What do you think I missed?,surprise,goemotions Tbf I don't think you can get much snakier than wishing for someone's pet to die,anger,goemotions Oh bless your heart. I found this so funny. Goodness.,joy,goemotions Thank you ☺️,joy,goemotions I like in Iowa. The weather part is true,joy,goemotions is that [NAME] fucking [NAME],surprise,goemotions "Right? That's news to me. I'll be excited when that happens, I wonder how that works.",joy,goemotions I don't believe humanity is capable of running *any* system for the greater good of all. Regardless of population..,neutral,goemotions What a deliciously glorious rant. I suspect he is not alone in his opinions.,joy,goemotions I will upvote any gif that has [NAME] as Dr. [NAME] in it. I loved her performance in Maniac.,joy,goemotions "He may have, I was more worried about the ""running and shooting the AR one handed, off to the side"".",fear,goemotions It would work just fine. I wear medium shirts and a small or medium jersey fits me great.,joy,goemotions TSA agents are like tow truck drivers. Everyone hates them.,neutral,goemotions Nope I'm good to go! My goal this year is to drop a packet for warrant officer.,joy,goemotions Great post! I have tried online dating in the past and I've noticed these things before.,surprise,goemotions They look nothing alike.,neutral,goemotions What’s with the video being off?,neutral,goemotions my sentiment exactly,joy,goemotions [NAME] is pretty af,joy,goemotions Make sure you actually try sativas. Don't just listen to people bsing about Sativa causing paranoia/anxiety etc.,neutral,goemotions THANK YOU! I'm back on planet Earth,joy,goemotions Sweet thanks for the update. I hope the kitty finds a good home,joy,goemotions I see a 14 day old reddit account angry at liberals.,anger,goemotions You know he meant Golden Gardens. You are not discussing this in good faith.,sadness,goemotions And it's stopped. Training cancelled :-),neutral,goemotions Actually that specific detail is one of the few you can actually use as Lucio. Because it has a horizontal aspect you can wall ride it.,neutral,goemotions "The first guy had his balls covered, he knew.",neutral,goemotions Should have just gotten massive foundation donations and laundered the profits that way.,neutral,goemotions How is it racist? I fail to see how.,surprise,goemotions "Yes.... and ACT wanted brackets to be adjusted, but National did not. Being in government didnt mean ACT could force National on that point",neutral,goemotions "That’s it guys, we’re racist now",sadness,goemotions Anyone else think this is a little wholesome? I mean he’s really getting to his limit for this chick it seems.,joy,goemotions Mom has a Buc-ees cup!!,joy,goemotions College basketball just big leagued the UFC. We've to wait for it to finish I think.,neutral,goemotions Being misunderstood really is the worst thing ever! I’m sorry some people are so unkind.,sadness,goemotions > For the same reason it wouldn’t permit business with an expressly racist/sexist/etc. business But those practices are illegal at all levels already.,anger,goemotions RemindMe!,neutral,goemotions Why else? Seems that it is just lack of imagination on your part.,neutral,goemotions Drink up before it gets cold,joy,goemotions I don't about bringing it into the country but CBD is everywhere here,neutral,goemotions It is being talked about all the time on this site. What are you on about?,surprise,goemotions Give the mouse a chance!.leave the cat to it.,joy,goemotions "He's not surprised they spent money, he's wondering how much they paid to have this much penetration of their marketing.",surprise,goemotions "That last bit is part of the embarrassment, actually.",sadness,goemotions Wow I never noticed that either before you pointed it out,surprise,goemotions That’s exactly how my non-union electrical company works ... it’s the funniest unfunny joke,joy,goemotions Ditto!!,joy,goemotions Last week was her week. She killed everything about that episode,joy,goemotions Oh my gosh!!!!!! 😂 you poor thing! Thanks for sharing!,surprise,goemotions Spending the day with family in beautiful Bowral 🌿,joy,goemotions Ouch!!!!! That hurt me just watching.,sadness,goemotions These memes are either on a 9gag level or r/funny levels of comedy. And I can't tell which is worse.,surprise,goemotions WHEN I WAS,neutral,goemotions I took in a friend of mine and creating a vanity for her (she loves to do her makeup) is honestly one of my more cherished memories.,joy,goemotions I did the same thing in school. Thank [NAME] for the library. Are you anxious about how your brother and sister would react to that?,joy,goemotions Pretty sure the plate is completely visible in the article...,joy,goemotions Reminds me of when we used to have an RB named [NAME] while [NAME] was at Texas,joy,goemotions So is the OP still permabanned for no reason?,surprise,goemotions You should have a friend come with you instead to avoid more hurt feelings,neutral,goemotions special for you my dude :),joy,goemotions "wow, you guys have a body language now?",surprise,goemotions Love ignores poverty,neutral,goemotions "I’m not usually into ASMR, but I’ll look into it! Thank youu",joy,goemotions As long as you do the cooking by the book 😏,joy,goemotions That's a pretty laughable response. Pretty r/iamverybadass actually.,joy,goemotions Nobody expects you to finish the 10 string.,neutral,goemotions "Ah yes, the romantic concept of a meal in bed.",joy,goemotions It sounds like he doesn't know exactly what he wants and he's taking it out on you.,neutral,goemotions That actually looks so fire,joy,goemotions Who do you think can lead the Packers to where they need to be?,surprise,goemotions It looks like someone screwed up.,sadness,goemotions Sadly this is not a new issue for Ukraine. Please take a moment to remember Babi Yar :(,sadness,goemotions Looking forward to seeing [NAME] back on his nest,neutral,goemotions Ph and Tesla doesn't do advertising. So any mention like this is fun to see,joy,goemotions "Been there a few times but not recently. I'm a builder mostly, been behind the scenes and behind a fair amount of big brands since 2008-ish",joy,goemotions I love this! And I find myself thinking the exact same things. Soon...,joy,goemotions Sounds pretty optimistic... I'll believe it when I see it!,joy,goemotions "thanks, metropolitan looks legit according to google searches. ",joy,goemotions Aaaand everybody got diarrhea. Thanks dummy,sadness,goemotions That was a perfectly crafted joke and I see nothing wrong here.,joy,goemotions "I don't think I've ever seen that flag flying in this city, we mostly just have the provincial flag and the Canada flag",neutral,goemotions "Lol. 'have meat on my bones and I'm thick'. Just 'overweight' will do, Captain Redundant.",joy,goemotions That’s...not even close to being an accurate comparison. What point are you offering by doing this?,surprise,goemotions Mine is Woman by [NAME] 😂 I get the chills when I hear that song. Maybe it is a hymn?,surprise,goemotions So can [NAME],neutral,goemotions All of their Saints are psychotic idiot who died for nothing. People remember them as horrible people in death as they were in life.,fear,goemotions Dude. This is exactly what happened to me. I hope you’re doing well. Hang in there.,joy,goemotions [NAME] is worse but biden gropes women and little girls,neutral,goemotions Go check out the Secondary Bill of Rights It's a good start for unionizing,neutral,goemotions "My mom likes to use the word, “tripolar” for me and it’s aggravating. ",anger,goemotions I think a lot of it's projection. Many incels say they are proud of being NEET.,neutral,goemotions > Every billionaire is a policy failure Damn right!,neutral,goemotions "Facts have no relevence here, you cannot use them.",anger,goemotions Now I'm wondering on what I've been missing out. Again thank you for this.,joy,goemotions I love her face in the second one. Embrace your waiste!,joy,goemotions As long as he doesn’t roll on the floor and then fix his hair it will be an improvement.,neutral,goemotions "You're getting your french fries from the wrong places, then.",neutral,goemotions "Yeah, that was terrible. [NAME] laughing and joking at the end of that game ended his career here.",joy,goemotions Nope they never did and they broke up really early on in s1 like the first episode literally,neutral,goemotions Vote for a commie and she will be making that decision.,neutral,goemotions nice work man,joy,goemotions Same here. Around the same time frame. Ill report back if it changes for me and ask if you can do the same. Thank you,joy,goemotions Kill him the sinner,anger,goemotions Why doesn't he jerk it to porn like a normal person?,surprise,goemotions The problem I had was them painting the majority of men under this flag and then saying some are changing. Most men are not predators.,neutral,goemotions "Why bother getting upset when straight people stereotype gays, when gays willingly stereotype themselves. ;)",neutral,goemotions "Wow, that's awesome you heard that in the wild.",joy,goemotions "Epic didn’t take the rights, Skybound chose to work with them. Blame Skybound not epic.",anger,goemotions Everyone knows the good [NAME] are the dirty little devil's,neutral,goemotions I like that they have a red light camera there to combat the red light runners. You can see it flash twice at 0:48.,joy,goemotions there's no limit when it comes to owning dogs.. more dogs = more love,joy,goemotions At least the crazy lady didn't hunt ya down mate!,joy,goemotions Turbo the Turtle,neutral,goemotions Didn’t realize two different intros were so many. I’ll warm this community up to hip hop eventually ;) Appreciate the shoutout!,joy,goemotions Yes!!! You cannot expect her to be a good mother at 15.,joy,goemotions "Women, in the modern world, know how to fight these weasels. We need many more women in positions of power.",joy,goemotions Bruh. Same I’m sitting here wide awake barely breathing outta one nostril.trying to blow my nose every ten seconds and I thins happening,neutral,goemotions I was scared for that white building.,fear,goemotions hahaha. best response I've seen in a few days,joy,goemotions Venezuela has uniquely terrible oil.,fear,goemotions All of Leviticus is wonderful and interesting. (But I do get the point you are making).,joy,goemotions Nirvana is a great band but a good chunk of people in their fan base are just awful (underratedly awful),joy,goemotions "[NAME] is the queen. The dispossessed is a great work of anarchist science fiction, and where I first came across anarchism portrayed positively.",neutral,goemotions I'm surprised who posted this bc she's normally a sweet women but then there was this,joy,goemotions I knoooow like why do people exist just to make things worse I’m so tired of all these alts/ weird question askers,disgust,goemotions Was at the game yesterday and at the game now. It's a miserable gong show. Why do I keep doing this to myself?,anger,goemotions The first time I'm seeing it so thank you for sharing. Definitely shows the propaganda efforts.,joy,goemotions I believe he had just recently revived his learners permit and the kid ran a red light.,neutral,goemotions 2.5%? That not so great for [NAME].,sadness,goemotions Just here to try out my flair Edit: nice,neutral,goemotions "I think it was [NAME] who said it: ""The best defense in the NFL is a 2 TD lead""",neutral,goemotions "I was thinking 1-2 in each eye might stop the threat, but if I'm being honest I'd be worried about the ensuing legal struggle...",sadness,goemotions It sure smells and feels nice. I also don’t find my hands as dry as usual compared to bar soap.,neutral,goemotions The tone is incredible.,joy,goemotions "For me yes. I did it my whole life, and I regret now. Cause I could've had something with the girls I didn't approach.",joy,goemotions I used to watch it’s always sunny with my cat. She loved it. Now I can’t watch it without crying.,sadness,goemotions "I guess not, thanks for clearing it up mate",joy,goemotions Her camel toe is strong!,joy,goemotions Yeah I meant it has a cork in it. Sorry for the confusion haha,joy,goemotions "Honestly many of these games that they lost they didn’t even play poorly, to me they looked pretty good and just unfortunately lost the game ",sadness,goemotions This is my life now,neutral,goemotions Hasn't he also lied about his height previously?,surprise,goemotions You an Asperger?,surprise,goemotions OK dear.,neutral,goemotions You know I’ve always wondered what this song was about. Thank you.,joy,goemotions "Yup, that sounds more like it. I think those five superhot women who legitimately never get hit on are shut-ins or extreme introverts.",neutral,goemotions At least the bike was lighter than you ... poor cr50,surprise,goemotions "I love Subnautica. It's so, so terrifying but also beautiful and cool and I can wimp out and put it down any time. ",joy,goemotions "You're probably right and how terrible of them, if so. Poor [NAME].",sadness,goemotions He’s a way worse version of [NAME]. I don’t think anyone is putting him in their top 15 besides Bears fans.,anger,goemotions It hurts because you hoped she would finally act like a loving mother and she didn't. She just gave you more abuse.,neutral,goemotions You really need to stop hanging out with those people.,neutral,goemotions I really hate ginger ale. With a passion. The scenario in that scene makes me sick to my stomach.,sadness,goemotions "Bro, this is not what this sub is for.",neutral,goemotions I'd say British humor isn't for everyone. I think he was on point most of the time.,joy,goemotions they're shite - disgruntled OCSC fan,anger,goemotions Does anyone have a link to the rainbow song clip? I tried looking everywhere and can't find it :(,sadness,goemotions She's a ~~chill cat~~ woman of few words.,neutral,goemotions Thought I was...it boomeranged on me and I am suffering immeasurably right now. Thanks and I hope your day was good.,joy,goemotions A different joke. Scenic!,neutral,goemotions "too cold hurts my teeth, so i just drink whatever comes out of my sink",surprise,goemotions "It looks cool, but I’m really hoping they open up a non-permadeath server and allow transfers.",joy,goemotions "Maybe Shadow Creek Ranch, but I heard it's next to a dump and smells bad.",disgust,goemotions Congrats! Glad it went well for you!,joy,goemotions First season got a lot of attention. I didn’t like the second season as much,sadness,goemotions [NAME] is in no way comparable to [NAME]. [NAME] is an imbecile.,anger,goemotions DUP have just said they're voting for confidence in the government. Tory MPs won't put their selections in jeopardy. There won't be a GE.,neutral,goemotions Cook it in a round dish. The taste got confused because of corners,neutral,goemotions Can't make negative comments about her on here dude. Downvotes incoming,joy,goemotions You’re the meme this sub jokes about.,joy,goemotions Sounds like they’re not responsible and shouldn’t have the right to have these.,surprise,goemotions "Yes, all the time when I can tell somebody is upset with me. Allistic peeps really refuse to communicate clearly it’s the worst!",sadness,goemotions Saying babcuck should be fired = woke gimme updoots,neutral,goemotions "Me too, me too.",neutral,goemotions Lol at least stand by your dumb opinion instead of deleting it.,joy,goemotions Let me add to them - it was awesome. Also unexpected!,surprise,goemotions Are you afraid of [NAME]?,surprise,goemotions "in a free society you'd never know if a woman had an abortion, so there's that.",joy,goemotions you have captured their ugliness perfectly . GREAT JOB,joy,goemotions That's what I think of the school that gave AOC a degree in Economics.,neutral,goemotions "Wow, the cropping on this shitpost is as bad as it gets.",disgust,goemotions "As much fun as I've had yanking their chains, does anyone know the background behind these particular scam calls? I've gotten several of them lately.",joy,goemotions That’s a new level of blonde I never knew existed!,surprise,goemotions I simply would not need a backseat driver to tell me what to do.,joy,goemotions I've wanted this for so long.,joy,goemotions This is the correct answer. I've seen more stupid memes about this show before I'd even seen it.,joy,goemotions Dad doesn't need to be there for 12 months. But way too step up!,anger,goemotions Quick! Get this man some firepower! HE MUST CONFORM TO THE STEREOTYPE.,neutral,goemotions getting signed by a team just because youre a girl is advantageous what do you mean?,neutral,goemotions Its amazing how hive mind works...,joy,goemotions lol getting totes fucked up at work is super cool i am one ZANY individual look out Shut the fuck up do it in your own time,anger,goemotions Oh the T word,neutral,goemotions BOOM BOOM BOOM (not Bitton related),neutral,goemotions "Just the ones who jump on my car. So far that's no one, but who knows what the future will hold",neutral,goemotions R u a dad or did ur dad leave u both have bad jokes,surprise,goemotions It is bad tho.,anger,goemotions "How did [NAME] just give that beatdown to Attach, the other player was so far away.",neutral,goemotions Lmfao i don't know why this is so funny,joy,goemotions I pray that you will have strenght to fight for yourself and go NC.,joy,goemotions 😭 I wanted her to be on the top 4; now we’ve heard plenty of times [NAME] mentioned so pretty sure ain’t gonna happen,anger,goemotions "OK this dude isn't over 16, good luck at prom",joy,goemotions Huh. Weird.,disgust,goemotions And the problem?,surprise,goemotions "Your paranoia over it seems schizophrenic to me. Just in case you are not, please elaborate on why this is important to society.",surprise,goemotions "Here's a thought, everything that wasn't redacted he didn't have time to pass on before he was caught.",neutral,goemotions Thank you! I’ll look for his art. Btw I have no idea what Faces of Death or Traces of Death is,surprise,goemotions Very very accurate.,joy,goemotions And [NAME] is the opposite.,neutral,goemotions “270 pound pink person” is a great alliteration.,joy,goemotions [NAME] is a New York populist. You might as well have voted for a [NAME].,neutral,goemotions "Heels are fucking hot. Do you like the crop used on you, him, or both?",surprise,goemotions Hell yeah. Happy they pulled it off together for their city. This is a great story in [NAME] eventual great career,joy,goemotions The only people eating it are impotent or ignorant foriegners.,neutral,goemotions "oof okay, thanks for the info. Hopefully he fares better with our line/TE's",joy,goemotions I would love to see [NAME] play all 60 minutes but nah. [NAME] needs to chill.,joy,goemotions "thank you for taking the time to answer, im freaking out big time",joy,goemotions "Thank you! [NAME] is a character that means a lot to me, and it makes me happy that you like my portrayal of her.",joy,goemotions He looked pretty into it when talking with [NAME],joy,goemotions Sorry for your loss. Thoughts and prayers.,sadness,goemotions Aw crap you're right. Sorry I suck at names and shit,sadness,goemotions here we go Mr. Detective u/Jakurton,neutral,goemotions Can confirm it's very cold in Chicago today,neutral,goemotions OH [NAME] I CAN'T TELL ANYMORE!,anger,goemotions Not a perfect game with the error,anger,goemotions It’s oddly unsatisfying when someone beats me to saying that.,sadness,goemotions "Thanks, do we know how this document has been publicised, and if it's not a fake document ",joy,goemotions "Can you believe that? I mean that, THAT is what I call posing. Missed a that",surprise,goemotions "It's simple, he's blunt, and that is what some people need.",joy,goemotions If only [NAME] was a being of infinite wisdom that could see beyond space and time and know this was going to happen.,neutral,goemotions Lmao what a guy,joy,goemotions "ahah I hadn't even thought of it until the scenario I mentioned above, so dont feel too bad.",sadness,goemotions "same, if you breath oxygen you only deserve to get shot and raped.",neutral,goemotions That would be zero Just wait to see their coverage of the March for life.,neutral,goemotions I’d love some actual lore relating to OW as a whole not just slapping names on single characters once every 6 months,joy,goemotions Valid. That shit right there is valid as hell.,joy,goemotions "I love you, brother. ",joy,goemotions Even if [NAME] didn’t play we wouldn’t be winning sorry Just enjoy the ride and pay respect to the man who gave us our only championship,neutral,goemotions "Why are all these links ""np"" links?",surprise,goemotions Someone off screen threw one back at him I would assume,joy,goemotions "All sounds possible except the key, I can't see how it was missed in the first search. ",surprise,goemotions Reminds me of Ross Lake WA,surprise,goemotions "As long as [NAME] isn’t a judge again, we can be optimistic",joy,goemotions That's not irony. Just coincidence. (I know this is [NAME] tweet).,neutral,goemotions My #1,neutral,goemotions [NAME] looks like [NAME] gorgeous,joy,goemotions "I’m scared of shots, but I’m more scared of dying. What Anti-vaxxers are scared of is autism",fear,goemotions "I just don't want to see them shame themselves, and actually show their worth and virtue instead of showing themsleves to be a walking sexual object",sadness,goemotions Every day in everyway. If I am to happy with anything next thing I know I'm actively destroying it.,sadness,goemotions But then you missed their officiant who looks and sounds like [NAME]! 🤭😳🤣 ,neutral,goemotions no wonder i never noticed because i skip the pilot everytime i restart the series,surprise,goemotions It was stupidmancostume,anger,goemotions The sad part is that we are not trying to tank,sadness,goemotions Hah. Thanks!,joy,goemotions take it easy,neutral,goemotions “So even if vaccination did cause autism...WHICH IT FUCKING DOESN’T!” Pure genius.,joy,goemotions I like this kid,joy,goemotions > Caveman coding. Blunt force coding. BUBBLE SORT!,neutral,goemotions NEVER FEAR!!! [NAME] IS HERE!!,neutral,goemotions Holy shit I didn’t realize he didn’t fumble all season that’s wild,surprise,goemotions Sweet thank you!,joy,goemotions "Hi from a former [NAME]! Enjoy all the snow this weekend, we're barely getting anything in Iowa, which is frankly ridiculous. ",disgust,goemotions Love the guy complaining the panel is stacked against the rich what with all the high tax rhetoric. *The WORLD is stacked against the rest of us.*,joy,goemotions Imagine trying to step down from there after you're done and your legs feel like rubber,neutral,goemotions also anxious that people will be angry or surprised or upset at me for me never telling people about this before,fear,goemotions Thank you so much. Happy New Year to you to.,joy,goemotions So the watering down continues. When will the democrats stop losing the battle before it's fought?,neutral,goemotions What? I’m not downvoting anything. I feel like you’re coming off a little whiny and paranoid right now... please calm,neutral,goemotions I believe in traditional gender use in language.,joy,goemotions Well I mean Australia is a good example of this working isn’t it ?,joy,goemotions "You're not going to stop using pot-stirring offensive words to ""trigger the libs"" or you're not going to stop using logic and reason?",surprise,goemotions "No idea, maybe say nothing..............",surprise,goemotions It's great that he was banned and your coworkers helped you out!! :D,joy,goemotions I genuinely teared up when I heard it in the game,sadness,goemotions "Interesting, thanks for clarifying.",joy,goemotions That looks like you need to go to the hospital ASAP or you'll lose a limb and possibly more.,joy,goemotions This is amazing and exactly how I feel about him. I love [NAME] and [NAME] but this is why Nuge is my favourite NUGE IS HUUUUUUUGE,joy,goemotions "It's a dumb and harmful thing, when you invite people because of their race and sexual orientation over qualifications and skill",anger,goemotions Those are some fine looking pills.,neutral,goemotions Haha I actually didn't know about its existence! I honestly wonder how much of that map I've actually seen though. So many hours. Lol,joy,goemotions That was [NAME] not [NAME],neutral,goemotions "My thoughts exactly, now im laughing at the people responding to the headline",joy,goemotions "oh, carry on then",neutral,goemotions This is weirdly funny to me,joy,goemotions "Sorry but why does it matter that you're ""from /r/All""? ",joy,goemotions Alcohol makes ur body go limp so u don’t get hurt.,joy,goemotions I'm just living through you as you use shower comebacks in real life. Glorious...,joy,goemotions Thank you for the explanation! 🦈,joy,goemotions How close I was to retaining last year,neutral,goemotions banned from the show floor - second sentence. It’s in all the sources I’ve come across.,neutral,goemotions Just read the text of this amendment. I am literally sick to my stomach from reading this. THIS MUST NOT STAND!!,disgust,goemotions Why are you assuming the guy will be locked up? What terrorists have we released from prison?,surprise,goemotions This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.,joy,goemotions That seems pretty rough. If I ask Google for directions from white center to Fiona it’s only an hour by bicycle even.,neutral,goemotions Seriously? I couldn't even remember the dude's name until about halfway through the season honestly.,surprise,goemotions [NAME] couldn’t get them to the playoffs. Pulling out [NAME] for him is dumb,neutral,goemotions My girl [NAME]. She deserves the world.,joy,goemotions Hell yeah. Enjoy your new bachelor life son!,joy,goemotions Woah... I'm shortsighted and I can get 2 pairs of glasses for €149. $500 is insane!,sadness,goemotions Wow...Mean [NAME] passed away today. RIP,sadness,goemotions Fabies? fababies? fatbabies? but fat babies are so cute.,joy,goemotions "I was going to say ""too lazy to go down to the basement to do it"" but then I realized this isn't the north.",surprise,goemotions i’m happy you were able to have a child! that’s my biggest concern.,joy,goemotions "I do recall him saying at some point that he was ""unsure"" whether he would vote for [NAME] or not (or something along those lines).",neutral,goemotions Nuh uh. She didn't go to Gudger College.,anger,goemotions I thought archer was like the machine from person of interest. An AI that watches everything and stops crime in some way or deters it.,neutral,goemotions "i would just like you to know that even though that dipshit didnt read what you wrote, i did, and i appreciate it. very good post.",joy,goemotions "Lol, ..probably not. But then again, i never wanted to know what blue waffles were and somehow i do. ",joy,goemotions Was there ever a PPV main event with [NAME] vs [NAME]?,surprise,goemotions Yes? Whoever that is.,neutral,goemotions Always a pleasure to have our board of directors pay us a little visit.,joy,goemotions "That's how I apologize to carists, too",sadness,goemotions "Ooh, I wanna be [NAME]!",joy,goemotions Monero enthusiast here. Make me happy and call me a liar again.,joy,goemotions But shouldn't that money go *back to Connecticut*. We don't lack problems.,neutral,goemotions "I love your your moment, too many favs I but first that comes to mind is [NAME] finally suits up as [NAME] ",joy,goemotions "I think it's time to let him go, for your life's sake!",neutral,goemotions "It's not much what you say but how you say it and the tone you use, children absorb more the emotion rather than the logic behind it",neutral,goemotions Thanks so much for sharing! I really appreciate you sharing your thoughts and helping me feel less alone. I too hope that it gets better for you!,joy,goemotions Because it's quicker. Time is money.,neutral,goemotions Expect a bunch of bugs as a reward.,joy,goemotions "Well, yes and no.",neutral,goemotions "No real man would allow his woman to be even looked at by someone else, let alone allow another man to have sex with her",neutral,goemotions Simple lies. Easy lies immoral lies making money. Good life!,anger,goemotions "ok, thanks pal",joy,goemotions Why do the religious think an omniscient god needs to test people? Shouldn't it have know who would fail long before it even created the Universe?,surprise,goemotions Don't worry - there's only one barely known movie to his credit. Pretty easy to avoid.,joy,goemotions My first thought was ahh who was the RuPaul contestant with the insane legs? [NAME]!! Legs for dayssssss!! Thanks for saving my brain!,surprise,goemotions Um that laundry pump situation was pretty nifty. And dude that ghetto tool box/marker holder was pretty legit. [NAME] not [NAME],neutral,goemotions Still saddened by the fact that we never got to see prime [NAME] vs prime [NAME].,sadness,goemotions So glad they had the clip of the dog getting up at the end. I was super worried.,joy,goemotions "Damn it, why can’t I give this multiple upvotes?! Sending love for this from the US.",joy,goemotions "I seen a video, must have been one of the students where they've completely surrounded the [NAME]. ",joy,goemotions [NAME] looking good for a big game,joy,goemotions Such a *great* feeling,joy,goemotions Kindly shut your pie hole.,anger,goemotions Is this [NAME]?,surprise,goemotions "If y'all didn't like OKC before, you hate 'em now.",anger,goemotions I bet they're the kind of teacher that says something totally wrong and then power trips when one of the kids calls them out.,neutral,goemotions That's not a denial 🤔,anger,goemotions "__PSA__ Adults who wear Team Jerseys out in Public look absolutely ridiculous. Please stop, for everyone’s sake -Boot ",neutral,goemotions This definitely sounds like bipolar mania or a schizophrenic episode. I hope he gets some help.,joy,goemotions Too late. You badmouthed London. You're on the list now.,neutral,goemotions I wish. Its too tiny to see from up here.,neutral,goemotions I dunno. I like her.,joy,goemotions "Another reason to instantly kill people who constantly use the word ""awesome"" for everything. This is just brainless mediocrity at its best.",anger,goemotions I don't really want to do anything.,anger,goemotions "Poor [NAME], three lovers in 15 seasons",neutral,goemotions No. You know better. She has already demonstrated how little regard she has for your feelings.,neutral,goemotions Let me rephrase what was said above: You should do some research from sources biased towards science.,neutral,goemotions """Stay in your lane, bro.""",anger,goemotions Love anytime we can work [NAME] into a conversation.,joy,goemotions hmmm sounds vaguely familiar.,neutral,goemotions I'm curious where this girl ended up today. She'd be around 33,surprise,goemotions Hope the only downsizing that happens is someone downsizes your age,joy,goemotions "Masha'Allah that he performed this, yet I disagree in it being the most beautiful. ",anger,goemotions Moderate [NAME] votes the wrong way against the sanctions bill.,neutral,goemotions Sometimes this is the hardest thing to deal with. I also am still clinging to a crush with a close friend. Just be honest.,joy,goemotions "I'd take Florida winning it all this year, just so it's not Bama/Clemson 5",joy,goemotions "Damn, that shit's decarboxylated af! That'll get you nice and sleepy... I foresee a weed nap in the near future...",joy,goemotions UNLIMITED POWER!,neutral,goemotions "ok thanks alot :), just extremely weird VAC bans are less harsh than throwing for Skins. lol",joy,goemotions Worst feeling ever,disgust,goemotions "Wow, thanks! Now i am rich again!",joy,goemotions [NAME] was born in Canada. Moved to Texas. We don't want credit for that melted brick of unsalted butter...,neutral,goemotions [NAME] looks like original [NAME] and [NAME] had a love child together or like ran at each other and morphed into one being...,neutral,goemotions My parents just couldn't understand that pick,sadness,goemotions Totally came to ask this question too!,surprise,goemotions *Keeps stepping on cracks*,neutral,goemotions "Interesting. Even if most disagree with it, I'd love to aee a resurrection of some sorts in IX.",joy,goemotions "Images you can hear, “oh my [NAME] laughter”",joy,goemotions Rough comment to read but glad I did. Thanks for the write up.,joy,goemotions "This is just so beautiful, man! ",joy,goemotions "In 5 days bones would not be crusted over,sorry not buying it.",sadness,goemotions [NAME] is giving me the 2016 AO vibes... hope he doesn't get injured again,joy,goemotions Weird how analgesic is the opposite of what I might’ve guessed it to mean,neutral,goemotions Wow. [NAME] is gonna lose CO by double digits,neutral,goemotions "What scares me is that now that this happened, they're going to try and find ways to take women's phones away from them.",fear,goemotions It'll definitely show our hand which means we will have to pay up to trade up high enough that we are sure we get Haskins.,neutral,goemotions Mean daddy not taking her out again.,neutral,goemotions Ouch. Hurts because it's true.,sadness,goemotions Go to class!,neutral,goemotions "Oh and it would be nice if they didn't have to cover forever, lets get some pass rush in the off-season!!",neutral,goemotions I think you have a terrible opinion. Now that we agree on something though this could be the start of a beautiful friendship!,joy,goemotions Dude this kinda looks like the real face of hagrid,neutral,goemotions My favourite pool! Shame I don't live around there anymore,sadness,goemotions It seems to be either forgotten or overlooked that the Jags offense also lost [NAME] and [NAME] last offseason.,neutral,goemotions I mean if she wants to create change has she considered changing her whole personality and just being quiet,neutral,goemotions Don't forget colors. They panic at the sight of a chess board.,fear,goemotions "Thanks, I actually just reached out to my counselor and said I'd like to switch to just myself.",joy,goemotions "I'm okay with killing babies in general. I mean, mastification is the cornerstone of my diet.",joy,goemotions I hate this and I love you for sharing it,anger,goemotions Or it's awesome! It looks so nice out with the sunshine and all the new snow.,joy,goemotions Those vast differences don't get noticed by the public.,sadness,goemotions Yeah that doesn't sound fun at all. I may just stick to the burbs.... Thanks for the reply.,joy,goemotions "Motor Kombat was awesome. Goofy as hell, but awesome.",joy,goemotions And if [NAME] had any impact he would likely be playing in a 3rd next week,neutral,goemotions "You're allowed to me a little mean here, no one will tell lol",joy,goemotions "Ok maybe I misunderstood your argument, so your just sayin that state's still have significant ""autonomous"" power? Because I agree with that.",joy,goemotions "I'm totally cool with that too, whats the PSN?",surprise,goemotions And how she can’t cry bc of her “expensive lashes.” 🤦🏼‍♀️,sadness,goemotions "Did anyone else read this and say ""Fuck yeah!""?",anger,goemotions Slick passing!,neutral,goemotions "OMG, I thought the same",surprise,goemotions "Bingo, low tax zones around his mines",neutral,goemotions I would also have all this issues if I looked myself in the mirror dressing like that,surprise,goemotions "Thank you, I’ll send them to her the next time we talk",joy,goemotions "Video games are great, but sometimes it’s nice to unplug and play a game of Jenga with your cat",joy,goemotions Well if you already bought them why throw them away? Use them up and don't buy anymore.,anger,goemotions Woot woot!,neutral,goemotions "That's amazing! Did you have a zoom on the drone, or is the post effect?",joy,goemotions "You’ve just exemplified your own idea, thank you for further explaining it. I couldn’t agree more.",anger,goemotions "Just like that he quit. Maybe he didn't think it was worth the hassle/risk of fighting that for a one night, four hour show",neutral,goemotions I have listened to him and that's how I know he's a terrible person and his goal is to turn impressionable people into terrible people like himself.,disgust,goemotions This makes me smile.,joy,goemotions I agree with this,joy,goemotions ">First of All, Nationalism ≠ Protectionsim. Excuse me, yes, it is. Capitalists believe in globalism.",surprise,goemotions Chiclets bump!,neutral,goemotions Don't use gay as an insult.,anger,goemotions He did!,neutral,goemotions ahhh sorry its late and bourbon fuzz has set in. thanks for the fast reply !!!!,joy,goemotions Really I like the new fatalities,joy,goemotions I've been really into reading nonfiction lately and ancient religious history sounds fascinating! Do you have any books you recommend?,surprise,goemotions This is exactly what I told him. I went the fuck off. Lol,joy,goemotions I understand. Sorry that happened to you. Stay strong!,sadness,goemotions "it originated in [NAME], i don't trust them to have any actual grasp on satire.",neutral,goemotions "* [NAME] fought for freedom and glory, is one of my favorite characters in general.",joy,goemotions "What makes BDS anti-Semitic, as opposed to just anti-Israel? I see the two frequently conflated, which I think is a mistake.",anger,goemotions "She has a disorder of sorts. Not only do you both need counseling, but she needs some kind of therapy. ",joy,goemotions i love casual racism,joy,goemotions TAKE MY MONEY,neutral,goemotions Thank you. It's great that I can come here and have lovely people like you help me to not feel so alone.,joy,goemotions "If you live in OC, you know who to blacklist : [NAME]",neutral,goemotions Recently swapped my sanwa out back for a hori with a heavy spring . it feels really good,joy,goemotions Themmuns have everywhere infiltrated so they do !,neutral,goemotions And even then... It won't be for long.,anger,goemotions "Hopefully they can bounce back and take out the anger of this loss on the pistons, then start a new win streak",joy,goemotions You’re a joke,joy,goemotions "Good for you, maybe some day you'll come to an understanding of each other but familiarity breeds contempt.",joy,goemotions These folks have surpassed,joy,goemotions That's so refreshing. Thanks a lot!,joy,goemotions Lmao I love how no one replied to say you’re wrong but you had -1 upvotes,joy,goemotions Lol omg yesssss. Probably the best suggestion anyone ever told me 🙌🏼,joy,goemotions Don't be fatuous [NAME],neutral,goemotions Can’t believe people still fall victims to those machines.,surprise,goemotions I wish I could help you but I’m in the same ditch as you. High school is causing me troubles too,sadness,goemotions Surprised they aren't already doing this kind of stuff for Zion.,surprise,goemotions Interesting. I wonder how does this work. Does it do swaps itself? Does it utilize the currency exchange listings? I'll check it out later.,joy,goemotions [NAME] was absolutely awful in 15.,neutral,goemotions I didn’t know that. Gtk,anger,goemotions Just get pissed next time he asks and tell him to fuck off Some people just think they can take advantage of people who help them,anger,goemotions My goodness. Your such a fucking manchild.,anger,goemotions I mean it certainly is a ritual so to speak.,neutral,goemotions "He's a cool guy, he just had a rare lapse in to verysmart territory ",joy,goemotions "She sounds abusive and narcissistic. Delete your facebook, hit the gym and kill her. ",anger,goemotions "Thanks, I hate it.",joy,goemotions Oohhooo that's cold (& very good!)! 🤣,joy,goemotions It really sucks people are downvoting you just because they were worried about blowing themselves up just like us nova bomb users.,anger,goemotions "*Whispers* I dunno man, it's a hard decision",neutral,goemotions This is the best quote I have ever read on reddit.,joy,goemotions Why exactly would I be talking to other men about sex in any circumstance? I'm not in prison,neutral,goemotions Now that is a special kind of stupid.,neutral,goemotions "Yeah, it’s not exactly rocket-propelled hot wheels cars playing soccer, but eh, I’m down.",joy,goemotions Essence is amazing!,joy,goemotions "I actually did just after writing it hope the poster doesn't mind, but just so you can find ",neutral,goemotions [NAME] is a fucking retard whenever he tries to pass forward,neutral,goemotions These people are so full of hate it's disgusting and disheartening at the same time. How do you de-radicalize these people?,anger,goemotions 5.5C is the actual temperature in there??,neutral,goemotions Pretty certain it was already reported a long time ago that Japan was getting the censored cut of the game.,neutral,goemotions "It ruined me, too. D:",sadness,goemotions oh man that actually sounds gross in that context,anger,goemotions That's one card as opposed to every single attack,neutral,goemotions Yeh 300+ years ago. Now they get paid pretty much to go to college. Nobody alive today even had great grandparents involved.,neutral,goemotions Japan is awesome.,joy,goemotions Lip piercings would be painful bloody and easily pulled out... Nipple piercings hurt tremendously if ripped and are also easily ripped out,neutral,goemotions Yup that game was where I was like we have to draft him!!!!!,joy,goemotions It’s a shame there is no sound lol,joy,goemotions "Yeah. All they have to do is ask for absolution, which means [NAME] can live a life of sin and repent and go to their heaven.",surprise,goemotions Hope he gets rich from this too!,joy,goemotions You just can’t deal with the fact that I’ve got a super-thin wife with huge cans.,neutral,goemotions Change the initials to fake names. Was going to read but it’s too annoying.,anger,goemotions Beautiful!!,joy,goemotions You look like [NAME] ex fiancé from The Office,joy,goemotions Any response helps and makes me feel like I’m not alone....thank you❤️,joy,goemotions The Melo FA is why I got a Twitter account I was an F5 machine that summer.,surprise,goemotions We need an irbe so bad right now. I hope [NAME] is that guy,joy,goemotions this is my favorite scene from girl with the dragon tattoo,joy,goemotions "Wow, that was insane",surprise,goemotions thor ulted minions reported for trolling,neutral,goemotions They used it as a political insult. Nothing about his sexual life.,neutral,goemotions "Hes been amazing, so good I've pondered about playing a 442 with [NAME] and him in the middle",joy,goemotions "You're being a total narc, bro. You're so narcoleptic.",anger,goemotions Thanks a lot,joy,goemotions This is almost 4 years old!,neutral,goemotions It's very common. Same with punching and it not hurting someone in your dreams. Practice more.,neutral,goemotions Pretty frustrating that when it matters most winning comes down to who cheats the most aggressively,anger,goemotions Enjoy wes virginnie,neutral,goemotions What are the sequels called? Loved Infernal Affairs,joy,goemotions The shattered glass looks like a sassy elf,neutral,goemotions And that was more or less the manager's position on it. He was obviously trying very hard not to call her stupid to her face.,surprise,goemotions "Ugh the amount of mismanaged shame, the Olympic level gymnastics to deny deny deny....it makes my eye twitch. ",neutral,goemotions """Now get out of here! But before you go...""",neutral,goemotions "Asides from the max number of choices each share, probably being shamed on the internet",neutral,goemotions "Yeah, but you should drive to the road conditions not the speed limit.",neutral,goemotions I ALWAYS notice how [NAME] used latex gloves now,neutral,goemotions Holy crap. I wish real life looked this good...,joy,goemotions "Make it the same way and tell her you switched it. If she pushes, just tell her not to eat it.",neutral,goemotions "nah, my face is the farthest thing possible from cute ;-;",anger,goemotions Uh huh.,neutral,goemotions "And people try to hold that against [NAME] when they should hold that against the Packers organization and Front Office...Their Front Office stopped trying, not [NAME].",anger,goemotions "Research #42 and also learn about our [NAME] Father, [NAME]. Get ready for a great year ahead.",joy,goemotions You sound angry.,anger,goemotions You can’t nag or argue people into a relationship with you.,anger,goemotions "I'm with you, pulju has been looking dangerous lately",fear,goemotions Kinda. And thank you. I'm curious about those files and film and fotos you mentioned.,surprise,goemotions Looks great but am I the only one who can't hear anything?,surprise,goemotions Oh thank [NAME],joy,goemotions "No, it's because of the misogyny that's often present in the community. ",anger,goemotions Can’t say I’d have a problem with [NAME] getting his head stomped into a kerb.,neutral,goemotions "My day was ok, I’ve just been watching YouTube and on twitter.",joy,goemotions love how nobody decides to run over to him and help,joy,goemotions >he definitely doesn't value my pleasure this is very sad,sadness,goemotions I took a screen writing class and I think we had to do this. Then again the class was a while ago so I don't remember much,joy,goemotions "Nope, from Nebraska why? Lmao",joy,goemotions "It's bad enough to break into a house, but snooping and stealing from a friend?! r/trashy r/iamatotalpieceofshit Hope you have better luck with friends in the future!",joy,goemotions Was that before or after he murdered over a million [NAME]?,neutral,goemotions For be just being a handsome guy works wonders.,joy,goemotions I just can’t imagine he is as bad as that...it’s just hard to believe.,anger,goemotions [NAME] was pretty god damn brutal too.,joy,goemotions No thanks probably stank af.,anger,goemotions Yes! Bewildering. Thanks for posting. Really.,joy,goemotions My target has lots of stuff. *This target had fortnite.*,neutral,goemotions "To be fair, [NAME] told her he had a gf. Also, barn girl tried to kill him. Very different situation. ",neutral,goemotions I remember a countdown for when the [NAME] twins turned 18 too. Thought it was pretty gross.,anger,goemotions You mean the festival up in the domain?,surprise,goemotions Thanks alot [NAME] i will try to use these tips,joy,goemotions I am hopeful that it will win the Oscar for best animated picture and renewed interest will lead to more 3D screenings.,joy,goemotions B E N,neutral,goemotions It’s the heavy sack. He’s too clogged up from sitting there too long.,neutral,goemotions For what...,neutral,goemotions That's how you can tell she lost consciousness: zero muscle tone.,neutral,goemotions Not without espousing blanketed partisan political opinions that will get me a million downvotes,neutral,goemotions "While [NAME] lighter take on [NAME] in Justice League was questionable, I enjoyed him in BvS. Excited to see who takes on the cowl next.",joy,goemotions The amount of people there saying water is free is astounding. How out of touch with reality can you be?,surprise,goemotions Hahaha so I’m no longer going to worry about it then lol,joy,goemotions "Maybe delve into existentialism, read books from existentialist authors? Not that I'm a big fan of it, but maybe that could help you out.",joy,goemotions Love that we have the same amount of playoff wins as them this year!,joy,goemotions I love this contract structure especially since [NAME] is only 31.,joy,goemotions "As a high libido female, I feel the same with posts from males. It's slightly relieving to know someone else struggles the same way.",joy,goemotions So shocking a couple in their 20s in counseling isn’t going to work out.,anger,goemotions Just be glad you’re not his wife,joy,goemotions "With that logic, women shouldn't be able to drive cars considering they are more prone to accidents/wrecks. Would you agree?",neutral,goemotions You too huh?,surprise,goemotions Only a couple of weeks? Gotta bump up those numbers bro those are rookie numbers :D,neutral,goemotions "I've got my sticker peeled off, nasty desperate notes left on the windshield, driver door..",disgust,goemotions "Grew up watching avatar and [NAME] is one of my favorite video game protagonists, especially when RDR2 came out. ",neutral,goemotions I’m already close to 50. It should be getting really interesting about the time I die.,surprise,goemotions So many great shows they killed because they didn't advertise them and put them at terrible air times :(,fear,goemotions I'd be ok with it if you get one less card when you mulligan,joy,goemotions Dunno how the Pistons could pull of any trade and expect value in return that isn't some sort of salary dump from elsewhere.,neutral,goemotions "I can only download games using SteamCMD at work at the moment, so yeah, glad I could buy it before the shutdown",joy,goemotions "I'd be fine on the highway, really only stop and go and hill starts, and reversing that I have problems with. ",anger,goemotions Is the wooosh on us cause there’s no fuckin wooosh to begin with or,anger,goemotions Best post ever,joy,goemotions "Don't see it at all, but she's cute with the freckles",joy,goemotions If we can get a 1st rounder it is without a doubt worth it.,neutral,goemotions This counts as a problem if you have that many in one day or something,neutral,goemotions "They're all the same, all the ratemes are a trap. It's just sad people keep falling for them because its so obvious it genuinely hurts.",sadness,goemotions "As a Jeep driver, I constantly have to remind other Jeep drivers that 4WD/AWD only makes a difference when driving. Everyone has 4-wheel stop.",neutral,goemotions Literally has a sign on top of the screen that says OUTFRONT...,neutral,goemotions begone tree hugger over there.,neutral,goemotions "Please, please, please get help. ",joy,goemotions "Quite superpower you got there, op. Reminds me of [NAME] in Unbreakable. U beautiful person!",joy,goemotions """Highline poles""; I'll keep those in mind. Thanks. ",joy,goemotions "Thank bejebuzz, the channel will be a little less nuts for it.",joy,goemotions That’s just fucked lol talk about cheap.,joy,goemotions Thanks for the encouragement and sharing. It is nice not looking at it every 2 hours!,joy,goemotions "I can't believe people are saying [NAME] should have been saved, she knew like 10% of the words",surprise,goemotions Thanks a [NAME],joy,goemotions "There's syrup AND raw sugar on it, smh why. ",neutral,goemotions Racial attacks went up after [NAME] was elected.,joy,goemotions "IMO, he was an asshat during the tell all, too. He was all about wanting [NAME] to thank and respect him post C section.",neutral,goemotions "Ok, hope you are right",joy,goemotions "But then they couldn't be a self-martyring, violent tankie and that's not as much fun.",anger,goemotions I'm not going out of my way to watch it but I might channel flip,anger,goemotions Or an infection from his gross fingernails.,neutral,goemotions "Those are old concepts from either MK9 or MKX, can’t remember which.",neutral,goemotions I mean fun,joy,goemotions I know I've heard this phrase before but it's driving me crazy not remembering what it's from Please save me from my torment,sadness,goemotions "Falcons fan here, We relish in the moments like the one on Sunday.",neutral,goemotions I miss them being alive,sadness,goemotions Ya I’m not opening any PDF from The Company. Rather get my malware the old fashioned way....from porn.,neutral,goemotions *Chocolate thugs don't mess around* That's interesting though. Something to look forward to when you wake up,joy,goemotions I can't wait for the r/hockey GDT with the saltiest fanbase in Reddit. I think I'm just gonna stick to our sub tonight.,joy,goemotions Looks like something you'd eat in Monster Hunter,neutral,goemotions In my opinion is that any different according to this from here.,neutral,goemotions "This screwball is an anti-semite [NAME] supporter, no point in engaging it. ",neutral,goemotions "As sure as gods got sandals, it sure beats fighting dudes with treasure trails",neutral,goemotions "Again nothing, you are the one obsessing over that term, he literally says he puts girls on a pedestal. ",anger,goemotions "I’m reading Homegoing by [NAME] and it’s so good! It reminds me of Pachinko, which I also loved. ",joy,goemotions I don’t like [NAME] As I love the 2nd amendment Can we stop him ?,surprise,goemotions "I think you should be able to, with enough skill and precision but not in a spam swing fight, I agree.",anger,goemotions "[NAME], are you a real person? Thanks for proving his point about how uneducated you are. ",joy,goemotions "Oh, sweet. It's the gaming guy who hasn't uploaded any gaming videos yet! /s (I like him and am just poking fun)",joy,goemotions Boiled peanuts are my happy food.,joy,goemotions We need a bench and a coach that realizes six foot three players aren’t small forwards.,surprise,goemotions "I own literally no red shirts, would grey, tan, or purplish be okay?",neutral,goemotions epic soy moment,neutral,goemotions Hm okay. I’ll tell the technician that’s what I believe it is and do some googling now. Thanks for the quick response!,joy,goemotions "No, instant transmission is only to places you've been and people you know",anger,goemotions ITT: Hipsters. “I liked this band before they got all popular and shit.”,anger,goemotions Looks like complete slop with 4 turds thrown on top. 🤢,disgust,goemotions "What, is he gonna go back in time and swap himself with [NAME]? ",neutral,goemotions "Here's another message ""You're a good mom. Your boy is lucky to have you.""",joy,goemotions **Who would win:** a team of 10+ moderators with libertarian principals or one person with a Python programming environment?,surprise,goemotions supa mario brothas 2 ya bitch,neutral,goemotions "Thank you! Forgot to add her youtube. And her second, smaller, channels (super entertaining rants): ",joy,goemotions Ok man. Glad yo know you are aware of all financial situations.,joy,goemotions Hello autism my old friend,anger,goemotions Hurr durr! Just take a shower and lift bro!,neutral,goemotions What do you mean if it's controlled?,surprise,goemotions Looks like emotionally and physically beating the shit out of his wife and children was not wasted then.,neutral,goemotions "C'mon Mr [NAME], you're not going to eat all that watermelon.",anger,goemotions Good luck my G,joy,goemotions They are looking pretty stacked this year,joy,goemotions "I am confused. I don't understand how that relates to what I said. Could you explain? Sorry, maybe I'm just tired lol",sadness,goemotions She's obviously off her meds...!,neutral,goemotions [NAME] wasn't apart of that team. That was [NAME],neutral,goemotions "I love taking my girlfriend to Victorias Secret, we shop together, and the whole experience is a kind of foreplay. I highly suggest that route.",joy,goemotions Sorry !! You’re real good at that!!,joy,goemotions I agree.,joy,goemotions "Yep. If we don't come up with a solution, there is no need for solutions to anything else.",joy,goemotions "Thanks, no idea why that would be removed.",surprise,goemotions I wish that laugh would jump off,joy,goemotions Something tells me no!! Lol.,joy,goemotions [NAME] is my fav skater of all time he's sick,joy,goemotions That would be fantastic!!,joy,goemotions The effect has Tyus has on ball movement for us is remarkable,joy,goemotions Lol too funny,joy,goemotions "To be fair, the illegal should have been out of country. ",neutral,goemotions [NAME] looks to be making an impact to me,neutral,goemotions I don’t believe the mislintat or the big joke parts,anger,goemotions Show them to me when you draw them... if you want... Take care.,joy,goemotions "Thanks, I'll have a look and see what they offer",joy,goemotions What an unbelievable coward,surprise,goemotions "Wow, what a find. The store actually began clapping",joy,goemotions "Age of consent does not apply to sending nude pictures. If you are under 18, that is still possession or distribution of child pornography.",neutral,goemotions Not sad or cringe.,neutral,goemotions look more 4th grade comments. sorry you're a child who has no brain. I bet your mother wishes she had a child who lived.,joy,goemotions If that's what your ego needs I think you have some work to do.,neutral,goemotions "Finally!! Just do it already, it's time.",joy,goemotions "You called me a troll and a liar and you're surprised that I sound ""antagonist and confrontational""? Wow, you're impressive. Good talk.",joy,goemotions Crazy how [NAME] being a POS had been factual since the 90s but he’s only now feeling the consequences of his actions,surprise,goemotions at first I thought this was a JWong diss thread lol,joy,goemotions That's a shame. Well good luck,sadness,goemotions Give me [NAME]. We need some thump when we clear the benches.,joy,goemotions I feel like people who post these are too in denial to realize it looks like a cry for help,anger,goemotions How has nobody in the coaching staff tried to stop [NAME] from going in and killing us,neutral,goemotions "Pretty terrifying. Imagine if you went on a school trip, did nothing, and came home to this.",fear,goemotions I would love to see [NAME] play all 60 minutes but nah. [NAME] needs to chill.,anger,goemotions Rule 3 removed.,neutral,goemotions Absolutely insane documentary. I actually thought it was a parody at one point but it’s all real.,joy,goemotions """Seeeee! We have one of them coloureds too!""",joy,goemotions I can't see anything wrong with this message,joy,goemotions The classic gothic vampire. They have a certain flair and panache.,neutral,goemotions And caressing your hair.. I’m not even a woman and that makes me shudder thinking about that,joy,goemotions I wishhhh. She’s honestly what started getting me the fuck away from centrism,disgust,goemotions "It was like fifteen minutes old, I doubt that many individual people cared to click in the first place. Also different account names kept responding.",neutral,goemotions This is what unions are for. The great only appear great because we are on our knees,anger,goemotions "We need an update, man. What's this ""Outside"" like???",neutral,goemotions Here’s your participation award,neutral,goemotions I really like this ring so I’m glad to hear that.,joy,goemotions The huge pics of [NAME] and [NAME] wedding looming over this dysfunction own,neutral,goemotions "Surprised to not see Three Arrows on the list when he went from no videos at all to over 100,000 subscribers just in the course of 2018.",surprise,goemotions You're a great dad.,joy,goemotions Here’s to taking care of ourselves and reaching out to each other and getting the support we need!,joy,goemotions I am. I will read those threads as soon as I find some time. But I have got some great insight on this threat regardless.,joy,goemotions Watching it deteriorate into a horrific dystopia. Healthcare costs. Dental. Low wages.,fear,goemotions Yeah I have no sympathy for them.,joy,goemotions ">You can't purge dissenting opinions over there like you do here. Yes, because top minds definitely doesn't purge dissenting opinions. ",anger,goemotions I honestly don’t know who’s out there that’s better for [NAME],surprise,goemotions "Ah my apologies xir, did not mean to offend",sadness,goemotions >both parties are dumb >stupid tribalism 🤔🤔🤔,anger,goemotions :) that’s a start. One thing down.,neutral,goemotions Regulars on this sub are generally a bunch of brainwashed dummies [NAME] cabinet probably exhibits more independence of thought,neutral,goemotions And if that's the case then there is no helping him. It sucks that those people can't be helped,anger,goemotions "No, but now I will",joy,goemotions Honestly I’d believe it. [NAME] seems stuck in that high school mentality,neutral,goemotions we're getting our top men right on that.,neutral,goemotions I want Cowboys and Bears to win so the Raiders draft picks are at best picks 25 & 26,joy,goemotions Lmao servers in America make like $2 an hour with no tips.,joy,goemotions This is my best bro being a dumbass....he said he was ok though.,joy,goemotions Text ain’t a great medium for sarcasm.,neutral,goemotions True. I think the only way vegan lab-grown meat could be produced is via self-renewing stem cells which is still a very undeveloped technology,joy,goemotions I broke contact after 6 months. It happens to the best of us. Get back on the proverbial horse.,neutral,goemotions "Don't worry, you'll find love, I promise! I hope you love yourself as well. <3",joy,goemotions Purposefully hurt people. [NAME]. I don’t understand why anyone cares.,sadness,goemotions I am very happy with play music. please tell me this is a lie,joy,goemotions Fox News is generally not what I would call credible. Any other links?,surprise,goemotions Oh my *FUCKING* **GOD**!!,surprise,goemotions There's more updates further down.,neutral,goemotions Ok cheers mate thank you,joy,goemotions I explained exactly why they’re authoritarian. Businesses are literal plutocracies.,joy,goemotions She wants to be [NAME] so bad...,neutral,goemotions "We've had so many stories about [NAME], that we do NOT need any about Florida lady. LOL",surprise,goemotions Sending hugs and good vibes ❤️,joy,goemotions "Sorry dumbass, the provision is for paid **training days** But nice try",anger,goemotions I love this sub. You are my people. ;),joy,goemotions Nobody uses OkCupid anymore. Go to a bar and pick someone up,neutral,goemotions I don’t think that tells us any moralising lesson on the practice of incest.,anger,goemotions Wow thank you so much for this response. I wrote down everything and will try and do it all.,joy,goemotions We were playing bots for 30 mins... Not fun but i am happy i finally did it,joy,goemotions "Oh, right -- hospital scene faxing the sketch of [NAME]? I just realized.",surprise,goemotions "Maybe stop being a safe place for terrorists and [NAME] and you won't get banned lololol You alt-right snowflakes sure don't understand Irony, huh?",neutral,goemotions It’s an 05 and we don’t know when the battery was last repacked lol,joy,goemotions "I personally believe [NAME] is asexual, other characters in simillar situations all get hints toward homosexuality but I can't remember any for [NAME].",joy,goemotions "Honestly, they changed writers and it's been pretty good so far, maybe one or two not great episodes this season.",joy,goemotions She's a female [NAME] at this point. She gets paid $30k per day for this garbage.,neutral,goemotions Habs-Flames has always been my dream final. Right our last wrong.,neutral,goemotions "Fair play, thanks for educating me 😊",joy,goemotions Precisely this. I don't see why this is such a hard concept for some people to grasp.,anger,goemotions "hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable",neutral,goemotions "Only through surgery, steriods, and a high income. Personality is not a factor for woman, looks and status are",surprise,goemotions I gave up trying to be 'normal' years ago. But I get your point though.,surprise,goemotions you say that because you think [NAME] is innocent,neutral,goemotions "Only through surgery, steriods, and a high income. Personality is not a factor for woman, looks and status are",neutral,goemotions "Interesting point about how *guanxi* ""makes corruption an intrinsic characteristic of the Chinese government.""",surprise,goemotions Well the good news is once all the boomers die off you won't have any pesky old people to blame anymore.,joy,goemotions I'll miss [NAME],sadness,goemotions "Just out of interest, what mm rank are you?",surprise,goemotions The ruling class doesn't care. Their only goal is to plunder and loot the country for their own financial gain.,anger,goemotions Not looking for anything serious ≠ rejection,anger,goemotions "They’ve changed their mind so clearly they would change their position when scrutinised. Like you said though, he was ignored. ",neutral,goemotions I'm looking forward to this way more than Captain Marvel. It's actually not even close,joy,goemotions Truth is hate. Men are women.,neutral,goemotions "Conformity should probably be the norm when a horde of individuals are moving 2000+lb pieces of metal around to individual destinations at 110km/h, tbh.",neutral,goemotions .... You do realize they will eventually hit a glass ceiling since that's unsustainable.,surprise,goemotions "You are disregarding that the Iran hostage crisis happened just years early. Iran was public enemy number 2, second only to the Soviets.",neutral,goemotions Wow that's not how you resolve things. Escalation is the last option.,anger,goemotions "#Screw you, [NAME].",anger,goemotions ") /sorry, the Excel formula part of my brain was driving me insane.",sadness,goemotions *Time Of Your Life (Good Riddance) by Greenday plays*,neutral,goemotions "Hourse jousting, fist fights, bear roulette this game has many things to do if you get creative",neutral,goemotions "**If you are not playing with headphones, you should.** That's what my wife says.",neutral,goemotions I'm in the hospital right now. Should be getting released later today,neutral,goemotions "I am afraid to look, but my morbid curiosity draws me to ask.",fear,goemotions "Beans, yo! I used to hate them but now I sometimes just eat a can of beans for a meal. They are hella filling too.",joy,goemotions do people actually dislike space cop or is that a meme?,surprise,goemotions "> We're angry, but we don't want to be labelled as violent nutters.",anger,goemotions I’m on it. Will be recruiting family and friends as well. Thank you 🙏🏻,joy,goemotions I mean their away jersey is effectively our home uniform,neutral,goemotions `YOU WILL DIE IN 5 SECONDS`,neutral,goemotions The pastor they’re having officiate their wedding is deeply and unabashedly homophobic...the hypocrisy is GLARING.,neutral,goemotions We do what we must,neutral,goemotions "That's really sad to hear, I can't imagine. I'm wishing the best for you",joy,goemotions [NAME] needs to slow things down there.. ffs,neutral,goemotions Keeps going tho. Kids got heart,sadness,goemotions Negative canthal tilt. Poor lil' guy.,neutral,goemotions looks like you got 2 XL Cheetos,neutral,goemotions [NAME] damn it,anger,goemotions unless of course that's a mere sample,neutral,goemotions Forget every single acronym and buzz word from TRP. Never think using that terminology.,neutral,goemotions Can confirm. All my friends in cork always do it while I get stuck waiting.,anger,goemotions "And only $300+ a night, beautiful but expensive.",joy,goemotions I love that whoever was filming zoomed in knowing what was about to happen. [NAME],neutral,goemotions Over under pistons score 87.5,neutral,goemotions i think u mean symfuhny lol,joy,goemotions who was it I missed it,surprise,goemotions Perhaps the person who named it didn't understand the meaning of masala? Technically the Tikka itself is marinaded in a garam masala.,neutral,goemotions Also a lot of houses in the US might not have too many neighbours. It’s a lot more sparse out there,neutral,goemotions I really wish I could scroll through comments with the video still playing.. sigh,joy,goemotions I'm flattered but I'm a good [RELIGION] scarf,joy,goemotions "Didn't realize they were shipping the challenge coins with Israeli FAL rifles, that makes this whole thing even weirder.",anger,goemotions The way that ladder is attached to the building is pretty terrible.,sadness,goemotions That's what you get for being a drama queen.,neutral,goemotions You're not alone. She was in my Trinity of Best girls along with [NAME] and [NAME],neutral,goemotions That isn’t a prediction that is exactly how Crisis on infinite earths played out,neutral,goemotions "Yeah, the robber in my comment was also 'emotionally attached' is what I meant. I don't get what your comment means lol. ",joy,goemotions Oh Yes. She says to me: now we can plot world domination together. I say back: and we'll never get around to it,neutral,goemotions All the time here! Say have kid an ex wife and there poof gone!,neutral,goemotions It’s merch everyone calm down - she’s using the season 11 hype to get attention,neutral,goemotions its disgusting where our society is. free tube sites need to be banned,disgust,goemotions People say 'confidence is attractive' which is definitely true. That doesn't mean that being arrogant or pretending to be confident is attractive.,joy,goemotions I hate to say this but I love the drama around this all.... idk. My life is boring,anger,goemotions It’s a visual novel too,neutral,goemotions And I'm crying. But you're so right. Thank you.,sadness,goemotions "I've been trying to as well, but the game is so scary :/",fear,goemotions DAMN I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT,surprise,goemotions "[NAME] funny, girl.. not so much ",neutral,goemotions "There is another trash article from slate on there now, And it looks like they are posting more edited few-second long clips. They are obsessed with destroying them.",neutral,goemotions I see (thru) what you did there.,neutral,goemotions "The east coast has so many teams, the west coast has very few",neutral,goemotions "[NAME], that is so horrible. I’m so sorry for you and OP.",sadness,goemotions "It's near Brooklyn. Very woodsy, couple nice little antique shops. Most definitely the middle of nowhere.",joy,goemotions "Wow, this is beyond fascinating.",joy,goemotions You're not wrong. Hahaha,joy,goemotions Technically isn't the Harry Potter Universe still being developed too? We are getting prequels that could very well more directly mention [NAME] being gay.,surprise,goemotions "It means that [NAME] campaign colluded, contrary to them saying otherwise. Sorry if you voted to advance Russian interests.",sadness,goemotions [NAME] mentions it in legends but it doesn’t really get addressed after that so much,neutral,goemotions We’re honouring good King Billy. That’s also how we decided which [NAME] brother to buy.,joy,goemotions "Haha! [NAME] aside, that is *wonderful*!",joy,goemotions I don’t know that they’re like that until the get in my feels and then BAM. Dbags,surprise,goemotions "I love tropical weather, it's the endless ocean and moving ship (I have bad vertigo).",joy,goemotions Same. I was not rooting for the Pats. I WAS rooting against the chiefs. The AFC West is ours and ours alone :),joy,goemotions " funny, your asking for proof of something the moderators actively remove and then say ShOw Me pRoOf Or ItS fAkE.",joy,goemotions We play some sexy football at times,joy,goemotions Hahahah this is one of the dumbest thing i ever heard. Thank you for sharing and giving me a good laugh,joy,goemotions Oil Kings game tomorrow is to promote organ donation!!! Come check it out! [NAME] will be there with super awesome/ugly [NAME] jerseys!!,neutral,goemotions Thanks nate. If you need any help any time or support I'm here for ya.,joy,goemotions "I never heard much detailed discussion at church, mostly general references to them.",neutral,goemotions Whoever made this is making Tokyo ghoul look bad,anger,goemotions Interesting that's what I usually do... Are you me?,joy,goemotions Thank you for your help,joy,goemotions "Really!? I thought it had, or at least it should. Guess I'm better off leaving too",sadness,goemotions Hah haha ha hah ha I am going to use this one now.,joy,goemotions shit. Sorry man :( They have great deals from now and then though via stacksocial. Check them from time to time.,joy,goemotions If [NAME] inferior pinning move can pierce hyper armour why can't my man Glad.,surprise,goemotions FYI: Time in Europe works the same as in the State. We do not have 'weird time',anger,goemotions "unbridled bigotry that started as a meme but ended... well, it hasn't yet but its not looking good",anger,goemotions Nice try OSI,joy,goemotions "Let the liar lie, it's more fun to watch.",joy,goemotions You’re a wonderful person. I wish I could afford to do the same ❤️,joy,goemotions For the love of [NAME] gobget the tweezers!,joy,goemotions Is this guy from Bogota?! I saw a very similar fellow in Columbia when I was there last year,neutral,goemotions Nice to see a rare court case involving a meta-human.,joy,goemotions Not all of them I don't think but he's definitely done a couple.,neutral,goemotions I used to have fun with it and didn't feel angry aside for when [NAME] was op lol,joy,goemotions Time to cut him off. Or find a way to get him good help. Cause he sounds a little dangerous.,surprise,goemotions "That’s a bold move, [NAME]. Let’s see if it pays off. ",neutral,goemotions Its ridiculous.,anger,goemotions The lads put in excellent shift over the Christmas fair dues lads. Thanks for keeping on top of things. Delighted online shopper :),joy,goemotions Until that plant dies because you just shocked the hell out of its root system.,neutral,goemotions username definitely checks out,joy,goemotions The irony here of course is that your degree becomes more valuable when fewer people are able to obtain it.,joy,goemotions RNG gear is a solid no from me.,anger,goemotions What I figured but needed some clarification. Thanks!,joy,goemotions "They're upset because, if the slime that makes 4chan stink were to congeal into a person, it would be [NAME].",sadness,goemotions Does anyone know what the BBC actually said? That article doesn't have the e-mail in which they admitted it.,neutral,goemotions iS thIs a MeTapHor FoR LifE?,surprise,goemotions Oh [NAME] this is atrocious... I think I'm in love,surprise,goemotions No justice with a cop's bullet in your head,neutral,goemotions "Also this. 7-4 last night is no different than 7-0, they just took their foot off our throat for a few minutes.",neutral,goemotions Don’t have someone who didn’t wash their hands put in your contacts! Come on!,neutral,goemotions Caring too much,joy,goemotions "[NAME] didn't contribute anything! [NAME] or [NAME], please come back. At they least you do something on the court!",sadness,goemotions [NAME]? As in thay Saint Jimmy's shit that seems to be showing up in every convenience store these days?,neutral,goemotions Which was even more possible 2 years ago. It’s tougher now than it was with a larger republican majority.,surprise,goemotions "She actually does that, because she sees that you are happy, but the person behind you really needed that :P",neutral,goemotions That was so sad. And she kept calling for mommy the whole time. Then they ditched her with grandma.,sadness,goemotions Lol religion is a crazy thing,joy,goemotions Oh you'd prefer if I used this pic instead? I understand.,joy,goemotions "Wallah Lmao It's ""voila""",joy,goemotions All the [NAME] who’ve been harassed or assaulted for “looking [NAME]” will be glad to hear that.,joy,goemotions LOL this lasted long.,joy,goemotions "get a doorway pull up bar, pop a couple everytime you pass by it. Helped me reach 20",neutral,goemotions It makes anyone unattractive.,neutral,goemotions You lost me at dogs.,neutral,goemotions "Downvoting because of a lack of funny, regardless of your clumsy attempt to insinuate that my doing so means I'm thin skinned.",neutral,goemotions Um excuse me the static reflectives are the best v2s period.,neutral,goemotions "Okay. I mean 18% of the words in the comment you replied to were ""Times"", but okay",neutral,goemotions "Well, I was going to surprise you [NAME], but what the heck...I’m gaining a bunch of weight to go on disability!",sadness,goemotions "I'm not rotting, I'm drinking.",neutral,goemotions Makes it even better that a multi millionaire successful pro athlete is shitting on him [NAME] damn I love me some sweet twitter roasting,joy,goemotions Definitely not a misunderstanding if you read the articles Bloomberg posted.,joy,goemotions Hi [NAME] nice to see you,joy,goemotions "Oh my goodness, I'm so glad you were there too. You made his day suck a little less. ",joy,goemotions why does he look like [NAME],neutral,goemotions "I think in 1.0 it's a lot harder to SDI out of Fox's dair, but I forget why",surprise,goemotions Crying? Yeah i like crying C-calling R-out Y-for I-serious N-mental G-treatment,joy,goemotions I’m so sorry. You deserve so much better.,surprise,goemotions "Keeping his mouth shut? After cheerleading for the dictatorship, that's the least the scumbag can do.",anger,goemotions what i imagine you sounded like when that cursor started freaking out,neutral,goemotions "I understand this keeps many dairies afloat (source neighbourhood dairy guy, so not 100 per cent sure it’s accurate). ",surprise,goemotions "Yeah. [NAME] couldn't do it, [NAME] couldn't do it. It's probably not gonna happen again",neutral,goemotions The jerk store called. They're running out of YOU!,neutral,goemotions "Then you'll be arrested, play stupid games win stupid prizes.",anger,goemotions Beautiful. I really hope some justice is brought to these people.,joy,goemotions Im fine with complaining. A little surprised he's complaining without playing or even reading the patch notes since they were released.,joy,goemotions "[NAME] we support you! Love from Mexico I hope everything works out for you, whatever you decide to do!",joy,goemotions Thanks for catching that. Fixed.,joy,goemotions YES! I can't recommend this TED Talk enough and I think it's really disappointing that many portions of the left have caved in to anti-nuclear hysteria.,anger,goemotions 2017's sky high fees proved that this tech fails on a large scale. It's a disappointing reality.,sadness,goemotions Soooo.... He basically just admitted he didn’t get his kid shit for Christmas. What a fucking asshole!,anger,goemotions Day 1 Gollum Moment,neutral,goemotions "Worth a try to report the bus number, the route and the time to PTV to see if he can get them back. Best of luck!",joy,goemotions "Being a bronco fan in NY, this podcast is the only radio I can consistently get",joy,goemotions Didn't he also interview for the Packers too?,neutral,goemotions Conservatives never believe a word they say. They only believe they do.,joy,goemotions "Yup. Btw, not Swedish, just experimenting with languages lmao",neutral,goemotions thanks <3,joy,goemotions Fake was the right call either way.,neutral,goemotions Bye now.,neutral,goemotions Sure hope #4 includes subsidized housing. I'm terrified.,fear,goemotions How long do you think manga will go on? Its fairly long now at 216 chapters and I think it's in it's late stages.,surprise,goemotions Poor thing. Her arm looked stuck in the crutch as she fell. That had to hurt,sadness,goemotions It'd be easier not to do it at all. I don't think it's meant to be easy.,surprise,goemotions "LOL, what kind of company?",surprise,goemotions I really applaud you for your patience...,joy,goemotions "Nah she's just a dull asari doctor, with a pleasing voice.",anger,goemotions Stop being disgusting. I dont know if you know this but all dogs are naked.,disgust,goemotions My money is on [NAME]. Doubt [NAME] is back up next yr. [NAME] looked.good last preseason. I was surprised he didn't beat [NAME] then.,surprise,goemotions Isn’t it the worst feeling ever?,surprise,goemotions "So for you, consent and coercion are not mutually exclusive, correct? Are they ever?",surprise,goemotions I think he's showing the scissor cutting himself in half to illustrate the type of discourse it produces when it cuts populations in half,neutral,goemotions You dont put it in the wastebasket. You put it on your Dad's nightstand.,neutral,goemotions M'excuse me?,neutral,goemotions Seems like you care way too much,joy,goemotions Nailed it all I do is giving words but all you get his 'your own mind reflecting' Get me ?,neutral,goemotions Someone got carried away with the mii maker,neutral,goemotions Did the goal light go off? Because the scoreboard changed on SN and TSN,surprise,goemotions "On its own it looks really stupid, but it’s kinda cute all in the little pot",anger,goemotions Injury history alone makes him super unattractive.,anger,goemotions "Thank you 👏👏 looking like she's going to the gym, yet wearing heels? Looks awful",disgust,goemotions Glad she's not living in a bubble then....,joy,goemotions Oh! Im also Chinese (Singaporean) and due to the laws here my boyfriend and i are looking to go elsewhere...,surprise,goemotions I love seeing satan... I mean saban upset,joy,goemotions Didn't you get the PM? Post to /r/CatsWithJobs instead. Edit: It's already been posted there actually.,neutral,goemotions He must hate that gym as much as everyone else does.,neutral,goemotions Go for it! It may be a great thing.,joy,goemotions i think people who get up in a dizzy over an add that shames bullying and sexual harassment are probably special snowflakes.,anger,goemotions Tell me when you find out how to bowser-wobble,surprise,goemotions Lol didn't some character mention even the league of assassins was afraid of [NAME]?,joy,goemotions Goddamn right!,anger,goemotions """Then you leave me no choice but to call the police and have you charged with petty larceny"".",anger,goemotions I'm not sure I'm following what your point is.,neutral,goemotions "I've had a lot of frozen pizza in my day, and this to me looks like a Red Baron.",neutral,goemotions "> Skyshout overly dramatic, you think they let the paramedic shake it, or is it a Dr skill?",surprise,goemotions Am I the only one who can't get the sound to work?,surprise,goemotions So the time of death would be when the doctor confirms them dead?,surprise,goemotions It will work this time!,joy,goemotions [NAME] wasn't accused of sexual assault,anger,goemotions Your attempts to belittle me show only more insecurities on your part.,anger,goemotions Sob then! Be with the emotions and let them out until they pass. I always feel better afterwards.,joy,goemotions You're not my STBXH hehe. He doesn't type like you.,joy,goemotions The more you wind me up the worse it gets for her later on,disgust,goemotions learn to say no more. After a few times you have something you like destroyed it gets easier.,joy,goemotions You’re meant for Chicago :),neutral,goemotions Best kiki dance I’ve ever seen,joy,goemotions That looked HARD,neutral,goemotions I hate text speak . Do you really want to dumb down your argument more than you need to?,anger,goemotions Cool story bro,joy,goemotions She seems like such a happy kid too!,joy,goemotions He’s my #1 pick for HC. Love this guy!,joy,goemotions It's hard to start over. I wish you happiness.,joy,goemotions All hail valve I guess?,neutral,goemotions "20 seconds, how about you guys?",neutral,goemotions Ye. And I can put it on another scumbag i know,neutral,goemotions "Oh don’t get me started about halo, the glory days",anger,goemotions Lol no.,neutral,goemotions "This is Reddit. These idiots don’t read articles, let alone one from *The Atlantic*.",neutral,goemotions hello im bipolar 2 the fun kind,joy,goemotions I was joking about a broader trend I've noticed.,joy,goemotions Lmao your posts are always good for an eye roll,joy,goemotions [NAME] was seen walking into a doctors office in NYC using Google maps for directions. That screams 2nd opinion if I ever heard one,neutral,goemotions "[NAME] injury, [NAME] coming back, leivo trade. Quite a few moving pieces",neutral,goemotions Not [NAME]. He really didn’t seem like the Canuck players that played with him missed him at all.,anger,goemotions [NAME] and his supporters are the dumbest humans in the fucking galaxy. They should be locked up for their own safety.,anger,goemotions He looks so young without a beard/moustache though.,joy,goemotions "Largest US private one, yes. However, they’re still technically a craft brewery.",neutral,goemotions Your wife has beautiful nails!,joy,goemotions Can anyone confirm the [NAME] likliness? Asking for a friend.,neutral,goemotions Of course! Happy cake day 🎂🎉,joy,goemotions But they did they say excited to bring their current roster to Columbus...,joy,goemotions "Ah, well thank you. On an unrelated note, does “Benchys” mean boobs?",joy,goemotions "Aha! This is my fear, that the gloss over key elements because they want to target a wider audience!",fear,goemotions Legend says he still can't believe he's done this.,surprise,goemotions "TELL ME MY FUTURE, YOU SORCERER",neutral,goemotions He takes so much abuse...and i appreciate it's him and not butcher or severson tight now.,joy,goemotions > I don’t understand the boot-licking mentality Calling it in 5 years. That's your future AP.,surprise,goemotions It’s a pretty good guess for most college students in the south in my experience.,joy,goemotions It's fucking incredible how many people would like you if you would just make eye contact and smile at them. Fucking incredible,joy,goemotions "Thanks, man!",joy,goemotions A mix of useful idiots and active grifters. It's a sad sign of our culture that these people make a living this way.,sadness,goemotions It was a beautiful week,joy,goemotions Are you really that brain dead.....idiot!!!,anger,goemotions Sad. My condolences to her family.,sadness,goemotions My [NAME] it's a mad house over there right now. All of the posts are about letting boys be boys.,anger,goemotions Children taken below decks by [NAME]. Get out now,anger,goemotions "They're wrong, it was due to their natural wetland habitats being degraded & drying out. ",anger,goemotions "Great story, but I'm on PC and didn't get a chance to play ;c.",sadness,goemotions "Didnt work for me, but thanks 🙆",surprise,goemotions Yep completely bc no kids ever liked to draw. Definitely me.,neutral,goemotions shut your deregulating lying mouth bill,anger,goemotions actually OP’s account,neutral,goemotions You forgot fusion,neutral,goemotions How tf did the vaccine cause them to lose their jaw? This smells like BS,neutral,goemotions "Well, I probably would have been against the Cespedes signing if we had to sign him for 7 years. But that goes more for a pitcher.",anger,goemotions Savannahs? Like 30 lb dogs in a cat skin and they look amazing to boot.,joy,goemotions "I can’t work, wish I could. Worked hard my whole life and lost literally everything a few years ago. 20 years down the drain.",joy,goemotions "Yes, I realize that. All my other relationships have been a year or longer but even a month into those I was miserable ",surprise,goemotions "It wouldn't interest me at all, unfortunately.",neutral,goemotions LIGHT THE BEACONS!,neutral,goemotions Not in the slightest. Who would have guessed the [NAME] would do this LMAO.,joy,goemotions "Damn some of these are so cringy that i almost downvote them, but realize that they are suppose to be terrible.",anger,goemotions "Nah, I’m good, just trying to help you out. Have a good one",joy,goemotions That’s how free market works,neutral,goemotions "Because it's a rejection of oneself, rather than acceptance. It's an expression of insecurity. It's not healthy.",anger,goemotions "I laughed at this post. Not because I find your pain amusing, but your casual use of the word ""boner"" kinda ruined the serious tone.",surprise,goemotions I couldn't agree more.,joy,goemotions "Yeah, It's just difficult to resist the lure of the dark side.",sadness,goemotions "Not to mention the fact, that he's casually smoking a cigarette 3 inches away from an infant.",anger,goemotions Fast as [NAME] will carry me. Seriously uptown to downtown via Claiborne or broad isn’t that bad,joy,goemotions That's crazy. Glad you got your money back though!,joy,goemotions "Yes, but his function is unclear.",neutral,goemotions Tommy John is an amazing brand for comfort,joy,goemotions "I never said yes, I just said “they this is vague and hard to give a response to” 🤷🏽‍♀️",neutral,goemotions My psychiatrist said to lay it on thick and answer questions like your having the worst day ever. I’ll get around to applying eventually,neutral,goemotions WYA? I'll come through.,joy,goemotions No worries! Hope you enjoy it as much as I have! :),joy,goemotions I like it! I think the ideas of [NAME] can go a long way. I wish you the best of luck :),joy,goemotions "No sir, can’t hold them over a bowl for shit. Plus they make blunts taste weird.",neutral,goemotions "Pregnancy test. No matter how old I am, I am still embarrassed. ",sadness,goemotions Man.. all I know is if I’m with a girl and she whips out a condom from her FUCKING SHOE it’s a no from me dog,neutral,goemotions I think [NAME] would guard his butt but [NAME] would try dropping 50 on his head.,neutral,goemotions but m-muh social construct!!,neutral,goemotions Thank you ladies !,joy,goemotions - me when I’m definitely not fine but too embarrassed to admit it,sadness,goemotions "Yeah. She kills herself, but by accident. ",surprise,goemotions Damn. Saving your post,neutral,goemotions Neither are those 6 other pairs that I am wearing!!!,sadness,goemotions I actually hope they fail since Str8 and Pittsburg are my 2 favourite teams,joy,goemotions That would be sick!,sadness,goemotions Alright. Go to your corner.,neutral,goemotions oh shitttt. it’s upside down,surprise,goemotions "Really? Wow. You’re either hopelessly ignorant or you’re trolling. For your sake, I hope you’re trolling.",joy,goemotions How she used the entire video without any editing.... that’s copyright,surprise,goemotions "He went to UW, what do you expect?!",neutral,goemotions "You obviously don't understand, this season was a bumper crop and *I* want to bank all that sunshine in *my own* pocket.",joy,goemotions “The big fella”,neutral,goemotions "I am glad that the message touched you, I really am.",joy,goemotions He is the main character. They are gonna have him in every episode somehow lol,joy,goemotions Degloved finger...*ouch*. One of the worst types of avulsions.,disgust,goemotions he dribbles softly and loosely I dont understand why nobody has fixed it.,surprise,goemotions "Give him 8/240, ship [NAME] and [NAME] to the Padres in a three-team deal for [NAME]. Boom. I solved the offseason. You're welcome.",joy,goemotions So you're proudly ignorant. Cool bruh,anger,goemotions "Generally, yes. That doesn’t make being attractive necessary criteria for being successful and it doesn’t detract from any of your positive qualities",joy,goemotions those kids hitting the recitation wobble got me dying low key,neutral,goemotions Finally Mesut!,neutral,goemotions Yeah Stupid Sexy groening,anger,goemotions Company car? Oh boy he’s in trouble now.,surprise,goemotions That might be [NAME] excuse to eliminate her. In a very [NAME] way,neutral,goemotions Wow you think 15 downvotes in Reddit from the YIMBY cult has any meaning? I didn't say anything pertaining to economics.,surprise,goemotions "yeah, [NAME] is who i was talking about :( love her but soon as she starts talking about baby stuff, i'm out",joy,goemotions Sadly the Request a Book of [RELIGION] requires a phone number now. But if you have theirs it might work;,sadness,goemotions "Omg wow, this is great. Thank you so much!",joy,goemotions Oh that’s terrifying,surprise,goemotions >just something motor**sport** fans tell themselves to avoid admitting it’s not really a **sport**. Errr.,neutral,goemotions FBI OPEN UP!,neutral,goemotions This happened to me in the same hour of the discard! Went from shouting to supportive friend within 45 mins.,neutral,goemotions >Eat more salad Might I also suggest some vegetables too. You'll feel infinitely better,joy,goemotions "Sure, sorry for late response.",sadness,goemotions "They're off thinking about ways they can avoid topics and deflect more, since they seem so good at that lately.",neutral,goemotions I love salty popcorn. and sweet and salty popcorn. and tomato and worcestershire sauce popcorn. and chocolate popcorn... I'm just a fan of popcorn =D,joy,goemotions I wish him good luck trying to get the video back but his chances are quite low. It's one man versus a corporate empire.,joy,goemotions Awh you're hurt,joy,goemotions "Thanks for reminding me of her response video, that was gold",joy,goemotions """You should be so lucky."" Bonus points if they get confused. ",joy,goemotions Looks more like this was taken in the winter. If that was yesterday the sun would set more north over the sea??,neutral,goemotions "this is beautiful !!! my poor baby tho, why is she crying ??? ;(( ",joy,goemotions "Wow, Michelin star for $25. That's nuts. Thanks for the heads up. ",surprise,goemotions [NAME] is ac?,neutral,goemotions "Damn you, [NAME]. I’m a woman and yours are bigger than mine. It’s not fair!",anger,goemotions Really rude move to do that in the rest room though.,anger,goemotions "I thought it said “now my biggest fear is the thing living inside my casket” like, *weet doo feek?!*",fear,goemotions An angry old person yelling at a retail worker will never listen to reason.,anger,goemotions I once went alert on N1 and killed 3 people.. 2 maf and a doc. Doc got resurrected later thankfully,joy,goemotions "Thanks for gping to the effort, but i would be surprised if he read it and gave it the chance he have trump. Pleasantly surprised, though.",joy,goemotions "Shoot him, or something.",neutral,goemotions #Go Knights Go!!,joy,goemotions I am so mad I haven’t thought of doing this. Just brilliant,joy,goemotions Disinfected or sanitized maybe. No way an entire exam table is sterilized.,surprise,goemotions you obviously dont know how the wilpons work lol,joy,goemotions Weeks a year.,neutral,goemotions "No,no, you are right we should murder everyone we hate other wise hateful people win. ",anger,goemotions RIP manning lol,joy,goemotions "Forget the prison, use his own guns on him. ",neutral,goemotions I haven't had class in three years and yet I've literally had this nightmare dozens of times.,fear,goemotions Maybe? Must’ve been one intense game of [NAME]. ‍♀️,surprise,goemotions "Um, except you would be trusting your private key with a third party. I would recommend verifying a signed message though as a feature to be added.",neutral,goemotions Don't ask women for dating advice unless you are a woman. The answers you get will do you no good.,anger,goemotions That magazine cover after her first surgery was awful. She got a chin implant or something I think. Receipt:,disgust,goemotions Thank you so much! That’s a helpful list with a great variety!,joy,goemotions The bitch doesnt need drag race (bc shes amazing) but im still sad.,joy,goemotions He wasn’t drafted and is properly rated imo. Had a crazy career for sure. Beat the odds many times,joy,goemotions Right on. Thanks!,joy,goemotions Fucking Real Madrid,anger,goemotions Thank [NAME] for the person walking down the sidewalk otherwise i would have thought it was a loop immidiately,joy,goemotions Beep boop.,neutral,goemotions god so good,joy,goemotions your post is awesome. People need to hear this more. Thank you.,joy,goemotions I miss the ESPN forums... That was a hot minute ago,neutral,goemotions One of my 56 favourites,joy,goemotions "Catching some old highlights, the Bernabeu used to so loud, it was a scene, now its so quiet",neutral,goemotions Oh hell yeah,anger,goemotions there is a difference between being a good villain and being insufferable. He has passed that line a few too many times for my liking,surprise,goemotions "Everything mentioned below, plus when [NAME] dicey Walmart convict boyfriend changed [NAME] diaper. [NAME] found out and went ballistic, and rightfully so.",neutral,goemotions "While it is unfortunate to hear that he is no longer interested, I hope that this brought some level of closure to you.",joy,goemotions "I see this as a guy making fun of a small sect of women, not a bitter jab at all as a whole",neutral,goemotions and...?,neutral,goemotions [NAME] was attractive physically and got a match. [NAME] wasn't unattractive in his behavior and got an invitation for sex.,anger,goemotions That's just biased nonsense. There are good and bad constituency MPs in all parties.,neutral,goemotions I'm a danger to myself,sadness,goemotions The pool is closed.,neutral,goemotions Same here! I was addicted to her and beaus stories during their trip to Europe right before filming this season. They are the best!,joy,goemotions I'm going to Chicago in a few months. I hear Sbarro's is great for authentic Chicago style pizza.,joy,goemotions “Enjoy your dinner”,joy,goemotions You are profoundly ignorant on this country. There is literally not one serious person who would contest the correlation between diversity and support for liberals.,neutral,goemotions Thank you. I’ll look into those books.,joy,goemotions "If you've only flown private for most of your life, it's hard to not think it's uncomfortable. ",neutral,goemotions Yea idk what to tell ya man sorry. Not sure why it’s doing that,sadness,goemotions She’s like a younger freshener looking [NAME] though lol,neutral,goemotions "It is designed that way, but curiously, some of the color options are not worn",surprise,goemotions This was one of the best Reddit reads in a long time... great job.,joy,goemotions the fact that [NAME] still exists is somehow the strangest thing about this,surprise,goemotions Society started going downhill at exactly the point where I became negatively affected by social change.,sadness,goemotions [NAME] went from feeding [NAME] wings on Friday to feeding [NAME] wings today and nobody is in there to fix the stream,neutral,goemotions "Shut up, why you so stupid!? I'm just kidding",joy,goemotions "I actually see this one a lot. ""Allergy: fire ants."" Me too, bro. Ants will fuck you up.",disgust,goemotions Fuck I’m sitting in position 3 right now,anger,goemotions "Wow, you really missed the point, didn't you?",surprise,goemotions I'm surprised he hasn't already. He was charged on Dec. 31st but his name was only released yesterday.,surprise,goemotions Same philosophy makes women stay with men who beat them daily,anger,goemotions FRIENDSHIP WITH [NAME] OVER. [NAME] IS NEW BEST FRIEND.,neutral,goemotions It's ephemeral. It deteriorates in quality from the second you finish pouring. It isn't going to be framed. Enjoy the moment.,neutral,goemotions Right? I think [NAME] needs to be careful cause I could def see [NAME] snapping.,neutral,goemotions And then [NAME] missing a WIDE OPEN corner 3,neutral,goemotions [NAME] actually just released an awesome video on the self help industry and it's relationship to these folks!,joy,goemotions Not my text lol? Im sorry dude your a weirdo and the downvotes have demonstrated that lol,joy,goemotions "Good catch. I guess I was just remembering the shift after the first debate. That's pretty sad, tbh. ",sadness,goemotions 👍 excellent! I was wondering if anyone else knew this little known nugget from history.,joy,goemotions "I'm saying [NAME] is the pretentious one, and that the original commenter's response to him is a perfect mockery of the asshole ",disgust,goemotions Sometimes we pick the bad option to make a point.,neutral,goemotions Most awkward looking super-athlete ever.,joy,goemotions H A M B E R D E R S,neutral,goemotions Is this from “Please Like Me”? I loved that show. The last season had me in tears though. Really hard to watch. 😢,joy,goemotions I grew up on the other side of Ama but live in Tulia now. I will have some El Burrito for you,neutral,goemotions Cuz [NAME] sat out lol,joy,goemotions Go hang out with some friends,neutral,goemotions Because we feed the shitty ones so there is no incentive to put in effort,anger,goemotions Not exactly the cream of the meme crop there. And on a personal note I don't think ironically bad memes are funny.,surprise,goemotions Sneaky ass ESPN changing their app so I almost accidentally purchase ESPN+ for the low price of 4.99 a month.,surprise,goemotions Yes! And also when you accidentally look at someone and think that they think that you're checking them out or something.,joy,goemotions Mmmmmm 😐 🤔 yeah,joy,goemotions I don’t think I’m high enough to get this,neutral,goemotions I too rationalize how bad my my ex-girlfriend is now that she's gone. 8(,sadness,goemotions "I was assaulted by my father once too. Please don’t hate yourself, it was not your fault. It was his doing. ",sadness,goemotions "Ironically the fact that seemingly half the goons were inexplicably women was probably the ""SJW agenda"" this guy hates.",neutral,goemotions She should not defend herself? Stop blaming both sides.,neutral,goemotions "at this point if you couldnt figure out that most [NAME] here dont actually support [NAME], you must have some problems",sadness,goemotions "Fortunately for you, Racist [NAME] anticipated this when he added, ""Let the past die, kill it if you have to...""",neutral,goemotions I hate people who can't *read* Dx,anger,goemotions GAMING!!,neutral,goemotions Always on the back of my mind when that's the last thing I want.,anger,goemotions s p o o k y,fear,goemotions Neon carrot is amazing and great for your body.,joy,goemotions "It’s not unlikely that his family was already imprisoned or dead, which gave him the window to run. ",sadness,goemotions It's such a relieving feeling to know you're finally gone. You never have to go back. You are so strong you got this!!,joy,goemotions "> To say NDP foreign policy consistently supports non-interventionism is absurd Um, [NAME], OP never said that. He only referred to this one specific situation. ",neutral,goemotions You laugh at them. Openly. For being childish and naive. If they don’t react to facts maybe they’ll react to wounded pride.,anger,goemotions I work with food - being able to eyeball tbs for recipes is an odd perk I never thought about. Thank you.,joy,goemotions I came.,neutral,goemotions Here i am playing Daggerfall,neutral,goemotions > I hate how much I care. My feelings exactly.,anger,goemotions No! That's horrible news!..for Galaxy fans lol,sadness,goemotions Damn that was super fucking good.,joy,goemotions I'm so glad I grew up playing a shooter made for kids rather than a shooter made for kids.,joy,goemotions Push me to the edge. All my friends are dead.,neutral,goemotions ">GTAV Eh GTA SA is like 10x better than V in terms of music, story, replayability, and characters.",neutral,goemotions "Has there even been a time when a *good* Doxing happened? ""We're going to find this guy and hug the crap outta him!""",neutral,goemotions Please never stop writing poems mr u/SchnoodleDoodleDo :D,neutral,goemotions I wanna see [NAME] get in [NAME] face like this,joy,goemotions Imagine the jockey explaining that to his boss and then cranking the legs to raise it while everyone looks on :),joy,goemotions [NAME] and clutch free throws are arch Nemesis,neutral,goemotions "Get well soon, my man! Keep representing la isla! 🇵🇷",joy,goemotions Yes. Especially if you didn't succeed in putting the fire out.,neutral,goemotions I call [NAME] fraud! That's not the first time she saw [NAME] after prison.,neutral,goemotions I won’t but if I tell him to have a threesome didn’t I open the door for him to cheat,neutral,goemotions *Hey just noticed..* it's your **6th Cakeday** ThaJarseff! ^(hug),joy,goemotions "I feel like Canadian Tire only exists still because ""I guess I'll go to Canadian Tire, they'll have it""",joy,goemotions "Surely you've read this sub's rules. Come on, man.",joy,goemotions Oh no the poor man,neutral,goemotions Who would be deciding the quality standards? How would it work between genres or styles? Why would any of this even be enforced?,neutral,goemotions this is why she killed herself you sick freaks,anger,goemotions "I'm sorry for you, but that pic is in the wrong subreddit.",sadness,goemotions What the fuck is this doing in a cryptocurrency sub,anger,goemotions lol I hope no-one bothers to answer you in earnest honesty because you are so childish it'll just wash right over your ears.,joy,goemotions "And he'll still be unimaginably rich after the fact, so this has gone so far into edge-case territory where the unfairness doesn't really matter",neutral,goemotions The irony of the photo is that 60% of university admissions are women,neutral,goemotions "No, absolutely not. How bout if you have more to lose you be more careful about not breaking the law. ",joy,goemotions No but I've been totally been meaning to I fricking love [NAME]!,joy,goemotions The thing to understand about [NAME] is that he's a complete moron.,anger,goemotions "What should be the campaign is telling people that just because you find a child beautiful/pretty, it doesn't mean you're sexually attracted. ",anger,goemotions "You speak the truth, plain & simple. Yet we’re the malevolent bad guys! WTH?!",neutral,goemotions Yay Pip!,neutral,goemotions He means they may be down atm,neutral,goemotions My man loves his beer more than anything in the world.,joy,goemotions I remember that! She crashed and they asked her to leave lol. That was one of my fav moments.,joy,goemotions But that jumper looks hella cosy,joy,goemotions "> I don't see how a business can ""block"" ",neutral,goemotions "Kinda reminds me of my Uncle, [NAME].",sadness,goemotions They got rid,neutral,goemotions Can confirm stop interrupting our Shaman bites with your reckless cent behavior,neutral,goemotions I honestly couldn't care less if we lose or not. I'm over the moon about [NAME] and nothing could make me unhappy,sadness,goemotions "Hell, no. Teenagers just aren't that interesting.",sadness,goemotions "She was such a pretty girl, she didn’t need to get all those surgeries. What a shame.",joy,goemotions How do you know what he can conceive of? Enough magical thinking.,neutral,goemotions this is amazing and you have the cutest voice i’ve ever heard :>,joy,goemotions Gotcha. I see my clarification above. I sincerely apologize that anything I wrote made you feel that you needed to enforce your boundaries.,sadness,goemotions What’s the most amount of goals that have been scored total between both teams at the rock?,surprise,goemotions What happens if you do this with bleed applied?,neutral,goemotions Tbh I couldn't tell if he was serious or shitposting,surprise,goemotions this mom wants her child to die,neutral,goemotions God damn!! Awesome for [NAME]. [NAME] and [NAME] is such a great combo.,joy,goemotions Oh well I guess. Can't blame you for that. We aren't all [NAME] though.,sadness,goemotions [NAME] can be her new [NAME] and she is female !,neutral,goemotions Great! I love hotsssssssssssss,joy,goemotions "Sorry, I meant let them know outside of class.",sadness,goemotions > it. Just because they're not vertebrates doesn't mean we get to kill them for amusement. It literally does though,disgust,goemotions do you promise?,neutral,goemotions It still amazes how many people on this show and family by the ton can do perfect splits lol,joy,goemotions It's beautiful. I would eat it with gusto. Do something more shitty in the future,joy,goemotions [NAME] was a pleasant surprise. It might be something you'll enjoy.,surprise,goemotions "No I don’t, why can’t you bring your hand to do it?",neutral,goemotions "Yeah, but you get the honor back for skinning them as 'Resourceful'",joy,goemotions I'd watch out for the brother. He seems like the type of guy to try to murder you years from now.,neutral,goemotions That and customizable CSS makes me so happy. /r/Firefoxcss if you’re interested : ),joy,goemotions "[NAME] is a 6'5"" [NAME] that can't rebound or defend.",anger,goemotions "Crisis centers are not only for battered women they are for abused women as well. From the looks of it, they are all abusing you. ",anger,goemotions READ HER!,neutral,goemotions BONE-SHAKINGLY MEDIOCRE BROTHER,neutral,goemotions " You're lecturing other people and you can't even spell ""Dwig***H***t"".",anger,goemotions I really love playing him and going against him. Legion is overall my favorite killer. I respect everyone hating him although I dont understand why.,joy,goemotions What church do you work at,neutral,goemotions You've sparked my interest and made some solid points. I think i'll make some calls and reconsider. Thank you!,joy,goemotions Not really haha Young Living announced that they'll be releasing a CBD oil later this month,joy,goemotions "Skip the middle man, squish them up my anus and vomit out the skins and seed",neutral,goemotions I am removing this post because of sourcing. Read the sidebar.,anger,goemotions Waiting to see if a card expansion will make the game fun.,joy,goemotions "Post saved! That looks like a great exercise to try, thank you. ",joy,goemotions I'm glad people with such foresight are the first to find this place unaffordable. Good riddance.,joy,goemotions "It’s been good, made me able to function much much better. ",joy,goemotions "Please provide a source, as far as I know our DND said they found nothing of the ",neutral,goemotions "All of the ones regular people have, just applied in a more logical way I guess. ",joy,goemotions Have a good good upvote!,neutral,goemotions SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE OR I WILL HACK YOUR REDDIT ACCOUNT!!!!!!,anger,goemotions Happy New Year to all my fellow Asuka mains and all you dirty bastards who show no hespect. Cheers!,joy,goemotions "Glad you liked the lesson, don't forget to SMASH that like button and click on the bell box below to join the NOTIFICATION SQUAD",joy,goemotions you are about to be beamed up,neutral,goemotions I don't think fantasy draft has been a thing for a few years in career mode.,anger,goemotions Love it. Be well [NAME],joy,goemotions That was it! Thank you,joy,goemotions "When are you and dad going to pop out a few baby-mammas for us boys, huh? And that's the *less* disgusting alternative. Blech!",disgust,goemotions "You say weaboo, we say virgin",neutral,goemotions "Nice, thanks!!",joy,goemotions "You’re either mentally challenged or a troll, and if its the secondary you’re horrible at it. ",neutral,goemotions "Maybe, I'm just saying that there are players with more talent out the gate than him.",anger,goemotions I got sort of excited and really was hoping it was [NAME]. Obviously it's not.... so yey... mystero.,joy,goemotions But everybody came back anyway,neutral,goemotions "While I agree, that doesn't necessarily means we should take those 3 in the first 3 rounds. It really depends on the players available. ",joy,goemotions "You're not missing anything, don't worry about it.",neutral,goemotions I really wish this wonderful person would run for president! <3,joy,goemotions You post your pics online. Good for you! You're probably not a subhuman,joy,goemotions "Verify yourself already or we will continue to ""spit negativity""",neutral,goemotions "Lol, how much XP you get for that?",joy,goemotions Yay yayeeeee!,joy,goemotions "What part of ""Yeah but still"" do you not understand dude?",surprise,goemotions Will that's what that poor child was just taught. Some parents have no idea,sadness,goemotions Not needed position? What team have you been watching?,surprise,goemotions "Yep, unprepared for first period, forgot my pants while wandering around the school, etc. Been teaching 5 years and I still get these dreams",neutral,goemotions Teen should report him for abuse.,joy,goemotions Several of the scenarios in the ad were talking about intervening when boys were attacking/bullying other boys.,neutral,goemotions "Disgusting, but fascinating.",disgust,goemotions "Thank god, Montrose has always been lacking some decent Mexican food and now we're finally getting it!",joy,goemotions Here we go. What’s wrong with them.,anger,goemotions [NAME] was speaking as a man./s,neutral,goemotions "The word ""YES"" has never erupted from my conciousness so fast before. I practically ejaculated it.",joy,goemotions do you even need to ask of course we need to support her if we dont who the hell will?,neutral,goemotions "He isn't as big, but he's still quite popular. I've heard the same thing about his content. Never watched him much.",joy,goemotions "We love you, this sub is always there for you, remember that behind every meme and comment, there is someone who supports you",joy,goemotions "Emotes have a ridiculous amount of effort put into them, which only makes the fact that nobody uses them sadder",neutral,goemotions ITS TO THE POINT WHERE I LOVE AND I HATE YOU,anger,goemotions Hell yeah I got the 420 upvote,joy,goemotions Is anyone familiar with what the post was about? Im guessing it was on the NYC hate crime?,surprise,goemotions Wait what planet was this on? I dont remember ever going there,neutral,goemotions I mean retirement age was set at 65 because it *was* the average age people died. Living beyond retirement was never supposed to be a guaranteed plan.,joy,goemotions > What? I second this,anger,goemotions I'm too scared to start Black Mirror because it honestly seems like we might not be that far off from some of it.,fear,goemotions lmao so many dumb fouls from lsu,anger,goemotions "I didn't say it was proof that anything was a scam with no future, perhaps you're projecting.",anger,goemotions Meanwhile in western society grown-ass adults will leave their McDonald's trash scattered all over the place just feet away from the bin.,anger,goemotions Is it her turn this time?,neutral,goemotions "My bad, sorry. I kicked a pebble on top of that mountain.",sadness,goemotions HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY‽ AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES‽ MARK IT ZERO!,anger,goemotions I feel the r/thathappened for more than half of the stories posted. But they're fun to read.,joy,goemotions That looks so delicious! What are the beans?,joy,goemotions Did I just get called [NAME]? Achievement Unlocked!,surprise,goemotions "yeah, that sounds about right. [NAME] [NAME] come in here and downvote this to hell for being mean",neutral,goemotions "You would think so, huh? Not the first dude who has tried to use that rationale. The first one I dated though.",surprise,goemotions Indiana resident here: fuck this state.,anger,goemotions This is why I could never work in construction,anger,goemotions Who said i was a kid?,surprise,goemotions Is that his real name? That sounds like a Russian [NAME],surprise,goemotions where did they even find that photo,surprise,goemotions That’s what I said.,neutral,goemotions "Theyre asking for a leak, not a theory",neutral,goemotions "Agreed, rarely get mad at ones like hun or darl. Being called boy by an old man however is infuriating.",anger,goemotions Lol that’s classic!! Thanks.,joy,goemotions Looking forward to seeing these people have their characters die in sudden and extravagant ways.,neutral,goemotions "Ahhh, my bad. I thought they were blood related.",surprise,goemotions Yep. He would also probably have had a not insignificant “metoo” moment.,joy,goemotions "Happy to not only have the same birthday as him, but to also have a ball he threw into the stands after the middle of the 9th inning. ",joy,goemotions "Well let’s research it. Apocalypse started 2003. [NAME] was 8 then. [NAME] is 11 in S2, so around 2005-2006.",neutral,goemotions "ah thats my bad, she just finished the blog and im sharing it around, one sec and ill edit it. ",sadness,goemotions Gotta love that bison,joy,goemotions "Thanks, I was confused, too. I was like, ""how did your grandma rinse vegetables??"" Lol",joy,goemotions Why “cover the name” if you can literally see it right after lol,joy,goemotions Sorry its such a long post guys,sadness,goemotions and now her mask is on. make up yer mind,neutral,goemotions It really is a brilliant piece of nostalgia and terrible film making. I love everything about it.,joy,goemotions "You’re obsessed, get over it man. We have what we have, they have what they have",surprise,goemotions He’s bad,disgust,goemotions "This is a very good point, which I hadn't thought of. Thanks dull!",joy,goemotions I may have undersold the amount of trucks. 😂,joy,goemotions Thanks for posting this. I'm going through the exact same but I wasn't gonna post anything about it.,joy,goemotions imagine if this was [NAME] people would lose their shit,neutral,goemotions "hey, everything's okay right now? ",surprise,goemotions "Yes...it would be weird, but at the same time there are immigrant families without citizenship or working toward getting citizenship.",neutral,goemotions Most non immigrants won't do farm work for peanuts either,neutral,goemotions "i had a weird feeling colts were gunna win the SB, should have put some money on it ",surprise,goemotions Nice. I'll look around for it. Thanks!,joy,goemotions That was never going to happen.,neutral,goemotions "Sounds like you two are really good together - cheers, and much happiness to you both!",joy,goemotions It’s grandmas house. His house is a tip,neutral,goemotions Videos. It’s basically a gif with sound. Pretty cool to see them in action,joy,goemotions "Idk, looks more like [NAME] to me, the fact he goes straight in for the hug is what sells me",neutral,goemotions "I stand corrected. As I said, wonderful charities. I will always enjoy GDQ, just not revalant to my experience.",joy,goemotions You got longboard Lex. c'mon! ^(/s),neutral,goemotions Sure would hate to explain sodium and water to them as they sprinkle salt on their food.,disgust,goemotions So you don't reject your ideology's premise that you can just protect yourself.,anger,goemotions Which is why not only did PR lose but RUP was not the first choice sadly even if it had won in BC :(,sadness,goemotions " ""What do Scottish people look like?"" How I would love to have been there to take a swing at that softball. ",joy,goemotions "Right, that makes sense! I wonder if the person I met in real life would acknowledge he's more of a fence sitter than childfree, haha",surprise,goemotions "I am so thrilled that you broke through that constraining ceiling, or that ""tunnel vision"".",surprise,goemotions Ain’t nothin good enough for her,sadness,goemotions Does anyone have a link to the rainbow song clip? I tried looking everywhere and can't find it :(,surprise,goemotions The sad thing is that most of them are gone the next election anyway.,sadness,goemotions Not in this sub. Take your edge elsewhere.,neutral,goemotions "Heh, U.S. only has a partial government right now :/",neutral,goemotions WHAT IS HAPPENING,surprise,goemotions That's awesome!! Look forward to watching this kids progress in year 2,joy,goemotions You're 17....calm down.,neutral,goemotions "Yes, however I did misquote the study, however I've corrected my OP ",neutral,goemotions "No matter what, we can all listen to *You Shook Me All Night Long* during earthquakes. ",neutral,goemotions sometimes. not consistent with it though.,neutral,goemotions i love them both but I still think you have to be a stupid cunt to think they live happily everafter together in the end.,anger,goemotions Shut up and stop trolling. You're not funny,anger,goemotions "This is really disgusting, the 4x4 community is one of the nicest around, Shame that a few c*nts gotta do shit like this.",disgust,goemotions *Just look at the opposing team's hooker and lick your lips as every scrum starts.*,neutral,goemotions I was going to get your guys opinion first.,neutral,goemotions Thanks! I didn't understand til now,joy,goemotions "Yeah, but I just don't want to pay for a full blown wedding, those can get expensive.",joy,goemotions Not if ya delusional boi here buys it first,neutral,goemotions We're entitled to express our opinion that OP's opinion is shit.,anger,goemotions Clam is what your looking for.,neutral,goemotions """Meatball Mayhem"" would be an interesting battle royale game mode..",neutral,goemotions I was aware I would be going to hospital and would be showing the teacher up (should have mentioned it),neutral,goemotions I'm sorry but data and facts are more important than the emotional experience of having lived through something.,sadness,goemotions "WE'RE ON OUR WAY WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO BAKU, WE'RE ON OUR WAY!",neutral,goemotions "Whoever this is, feel free to PM me if you want to chat!",neutral,goemotions Evil spirit! Leave from this place and never return!!,neutral,goemotions "Good read man, sounds like a crazy time, its the worst vomiting red in front of ramdom people lmfao 😂",joy,goemotions "OP, don’t keep us in suspense. Which city were you referring to? :)",surprise,goemotions Do you not feel that there are numerous legitimate complaints about the CCP as well as quality of life in China?,surprise,goemotions Preach my dude I know how it feels to get downvoted by the sheep,sadness,goemotions Check her hormones. If they are normal then you need to get out ASAP and consider her position a blessing.,neutral,goemotions politely? I would hope they break into 30 minutes of laughter then ask no for real what do you want?,neutral,goemotions I didn’t realize! I’m pretty new here. Should I check the website?,joy,goemotions "Yes but the way she does so at the moment, with makeup and bracelets are a bit uncomfortable for her, she says",neutral,goemotions Total funding was the exact same. I would have $1000 more in loans instead of that $1000 being a grant.,joy,goemotions "Well, username checks out I guess.",neutral,goemotions Into what shit? I like her but Idk she’s hella confusing,surprise,goemotions "Get off the fence, Switzerland",neutral,goemotions That is genius.,joy,goemotions Thank you! On the positive side I’ve gotten a lot of work done after panicking and giving up looking for my pill pack,joy,goemotions "Its almost like climate change makes hot places hotter and cold places colder. Jeez, who could have predicted that. ",neutral,goemotions Belief as Attire?,surprise,goemotions We don’t like to talk about that,anger,goemotions did you ever play starcraft on N64? it was like pulling your own teeth with an N64 controller,surprise,goemotions "Nice, thanks man",joy,goemotions Thank you!! That’s me as [NAME]!,joy,goemotions Did you just equate the tomahawk chant to lynching as a reply to being called out for virtue signaling?,neutral,goemotions "None. If she has insecurities, I latch onto them like a barnacle.",neutral,goemotions Well... this should get interesting.,joy,goemotions Are you still sitting in the car right now?,surprise,goemotions I want to end myself when it happens,sadness,goemotions I just never felt like a boy. I hate my body and I just feel like I can't express myself for who I am.,sadness,goemotions "Losing my identity, wondering have I gone insane...",sadness,goemotions "Lmao, your joke did not go unnoticed to me!",joy,goemotions Frustration is an indication that someone is powerless to change their situation. Not whether they are correct or not. That's my view.,neutral,goemotions Stop whatever you think is pushing you away. You are the one in control not [NAME].,joy,goemotions I learned about [NAME] about 1749485 times in medical school lmao Soap helped a ton but it just did not cut it after a while,neutral,goemotions This is going to be the last episode with my Latina goddess [NAME] 🌹😭,joy,goemotions I like [NAME] but he's biased. If he's planning to becoming a real journalist he needs to leave his bias at home.,anger,goemotions Wtf are you taking about? What does that have to do wi- *checks post history* **OH**,neutral,goemotions "All right then, what’s your source?",surprise,goemotions "Where did he say he's superior to [NAME], anyway? ",surprise,goemotions "There’s no way this gets signed, right? Is it just lip service?",surprise,goemotions "And we play for 6 dollars, this makes me so angry we need a big ass casino in that game",anger,goemotions "Ahhh, my bad. I thought they were blood related.",sadness,goemotions I don't think [NAME] has landed any key punches as of yet,neutral,goemotions OMG was he really 5000 favorite?,surprise,goemotions "Yeah, i dont know bout you guys, but my parents were pretty anal about my room being clean.",joy,goemotions Ur a dumbass,anger,goemotions "Me too! So pumped! Enjoy the game, bud!",joy,goemotions good news is his fall was cushioned by [NAME] soft hairy body,neutral,goemotions My fiancé had it custom made as an early Valentine’s Day gift!,joy,goemotions "It shouldn’t say that, because it is not single payer ",anger,goemotions Putting any human on the same level as [NAME] is sacrilegious and you should be ashamed for spreading such blasphemy.,anger,goemotions I'll dance with you.,joy,goemotions dude that stadium was lit as fuck 🤣🤣🤣 were about to embrace the tank like never before,joy,goemotions Stick to smoking and snorting! Nobody OD's from doing a line of fentanyl. /s,neutral,goemotions it's no big deal. don't worry. everything will be alright.,joy,goemotions People are looking at me wondering why I'm laughing at work.,joy,goemotions Now this is a Contrapoints video I want to see,neutral,goemotions I'm an inspiring man,joy,goemotions "I had a nightmare about something similar, the combination of high walls and water is truly scary",fear,goemotions "I think he is dead but he died long before the supposed raid. He was old and sick, dying of kidney failure.",sadness,goemotions It’s pretty captivating in a make you want to throw up and then beat the shit out of [NAME] kinda way.,joy,goemotions >Any [NAME] who is married will skip her Well just for fun let's talk for a moment. Going to send you a PM.,neutral,goemotions She has pretty hair.,joy,goemotions Ah lol just run then,joy,goemotions Non of them are smart enough to have a look out? That’s something all them should have known,neutral,goemotions Super fucking lucky,neutral,goemotions Stuff like this makes me worry a little less about the future generations.,fear,goemotions "Pfft, you should see fortnite. I know people who have spent thousands of dollars on llamas and skins. ",neutral,goemotions Plus [NAME] has won before. [NAME] is a perennial loser. All he has ever done is played on teams that were the worst in the NHL.,disgust,goemotions "Yeah, however you spell it - I don’t play with them ",anger,goemotions How poignant.,sadness,goemotions "I mean, who doesnt? But youre right, techgore is not the place for it.",neutral,goemotions I dont think they were angry att them self. Its allways the kids fault./s,anger,goemotions It’s sexual harassment because it was done with a sexual mindset. It’s not that hard to understand.,anger,goemotions Signed jersey from the Bulldogs 2012 team.,neutral,goemotions "Cool, hope that helps.",joy,goemotions Believe me if they were there I would go for it.,neutral,goemotions > I can't see a teenage girl naming her only son the same name that her baby daddy's actual wife's trueborn son is. /r/brandnewsentence,anger,goemotions "I wake up as a girl everyday. A girl with a penis, huge hands, hair like fucking everywhere, no tiddy, and an unwelcome boner.",neutral,goemotions I'm worried he choked to death before he could finish the sentence.,fear,goemotions "Chicago has had mostly mild winters lately, so when it gets really cold or snowy lately we complain more. ",neutral,goemotions I know many bf who would be excited for that,joy,goemotions Thanks. That makes me feel a little less lazy and a little more responsible,joy,goemotions One week sounds like a good timeframe. Good luck on your channel! I hope that expected revenue goes up for you.,joy,goemotions Let's hope it means 12/12 for [NAME],joy,goemotions [NAME] was actually wrong all along. JAH > Jokic /s,anger,goemotions Uhh. Okay. Lol.,joy,goemotions "Huh, I was just wondering if something like this existed. I'm working in food manafacturing an this would be epic.",joy,goemotions That's my point he's comparing two things that are different this is past oranges and apples.,joy,goemotions Ah there it is,joy,goemotions "Wow, my favorite artist and my favorite basketball player. This video is next level 🌊",surprise,goemotions One thing I appreciate about the Prequel trilogy is that it explores the rise of fascism better than *Fantastic Beasts* movies could do.,joy,goemotions Which is fair. But they're not respecting you.,anger,goemotions Blooming Villain with Willpower a close second. Heavily emotionally charged songs used at very dangerous events that suit the theme perfectly.,joy,goemotions Totally. I didn’t even realize it was my dream until it happened.,surprise,goemotions It would be interesting to know what you've learned about other sects of [RELIGION].,surprise,goemotions "Thanks, I hope I can get through it too. Good luck with your futile attempts to sleep :p",joy,goemotions I kind of love the rabbit,joy,goemotions "[NAME] was the only one I actually liked, besides [NAME].",joy,goemotions De un tronco a otro. I hope they wake up!,joy,goemotions "Lol valid question, but yes. We've been using the bf and gf terminology for about 5 months.",joy,goemotions Surprisingly all of my family keep their toasters on the work top despite being [RELIGION]/Unionist ?,surprise,goemotions And number one is the Steelers led by...Mike Munchak whom we're interviewing. Nice.,neutral,goemotions And now you manage a gym on base ..or..?,surprise,goemotions I used to have anxiety when calling people but I no longer have them at least just 20-30% anxiety.,surprise,goemotions I'd guess if they could do a basic blood panel (chem-7?) that would be a billion dollar idea.,neutral,goemotions "Meant to post in r/Photoshop . There are more people online on r/Advice , though. Thanks for reminding me. Can you help me with my problem?",joy,goemotions Gotta love acid,joy,goemotions [NAME] said the GOP is the most dangerous organization in human history,neutral,goemotions I gotcha. Why do you think you’re driving them away though? I feel like you’re blaming yourself way more than you should be,neutral,goemotions Great to hear that. Scary few hours for y’all.,joy,goemotions "Wish we hadn't already played them twice so we could hop in on this with something like ""Stanley Cup Parade Planners are here to battle""",joy,goemotions 2weeks ago?,surprise,goemotions I bet you this will lead to a new Revolution. [NAME] keeps on screwing himself.,neutral,goemotions Orange man funny but concerning,joy,goemotions "Lol let me do you one better, what FPS games have EVER had built in aim assist with controller on pc?",joy,goemotions [NAME] getting off beat the dribble is hurting me a little inside /: Edit:words,sadness,goemotions Playoffs are the most important games... hence why [NAME] is considered to be the best *regular season* QB and not the best,neutral,goemotions Still one of the greatest gems that few will end up doing Smash attacks then the other big cities.,joy,goemotions You’re right but territories haven’t been around for decades,joy,goemotions "Glad you feel better! My offer still stands though, if you need someone, I’m here",joy,goemotions Buttons by PCD. I never stopped playing that song during summer of 2006.,neutral,goemotions But you ARE!,neutral,goemotions "I mean, you're the one rationalizing for what essentially amounts to a presidential dictatorship.",anger,goemotions Keep on auto aiming bud. One day you'll get good maybe haha.,joy,goemotions [NAME] is the only person i want him to end up with since the beginning i liked her the most,neutral,goemotions Can’t believe a club paid $550k for Sandow that’s absurd.,neutral,goemotions You don't ask some random woman her bra size and if she's a virgin. That's just so rude.,anger,goemotions "Ugh I love Stapleton. [NAME] has always really been loyal to the authentic sound though IMO, he definitely stands out. ",joy,goemotions Yes please. What's that @ ?,joy,goemotions Happy to help,joy,goemotions If men were that aggressive we’d be arrested and then slammed publicly and socially. Lives ruined for a moment of drunken stupor.,anger,goemotions I don't think you can find a better support line in contenders than alarm and elk. absolutely insane and clutch it's unbelievable,surprise,goemotions "Super petty. The story makes you sound pretty jealous and controlling, as well. Especially the ""SJW"" line... It sounds like a 16-year-old incel. ",joy,goemotions The top half of the dress looks perfect. It’s the bottom that’s bad.,neutral,goemotions How you walk when you're in work and you are the boss.,surprise,goemotions Why did no one check [NAME] for her comments though?,surprise,goemotions "I think I found the rom somewhere, now I just gotta set it up. I hope I can manage to do that. ",joy,goemotions "I completely understand why some people would want to report this, I just said that I wouldn’t. You do what you think is right.",anger,goemotions Now everyone is going to know that you didn't waste your time scrolling through tumblr looking for funny blogs to screenshot!,joy,goemotions "We all were. Because we’re the responsible people watching the show, and not the glorious train wrecks starring in it :)",neutral,goemotions "Damn, I'd better avoid you then. I don't wanna die.",anger,goemotions “Siri. Call Delivery.”,neutral,goemotions Noice! I hope to improve my Mika with this~ Thank you and may the Muscle Spirit be with you!,joy,goemotions I'm praying they get a spin-off. Keep this crap off my VPR.,joy,goemotions Lol i control your life gooferton btw open your chatbox,joy,goemotions I feel so stupid. I’ve never made the connection between [NAME] refusing to play for SD and [NAME],anger,goemotions I had one of these... she would even steal my jokes and observations and recycle them to other people in front of me! lol,joy,goemotions Yeah its confusing why this gets me out of sorts so much,surprise,goemotions Like really when did it become about good or bad sex I thought we were taking about one sided,surprise,goemotions 100% yes,neutral,goemotions The players turning on him for crying story cracked me up though.,joy,goemotions The fact that big corporations that made their successes off capitalism are embracing Marxism is really disturbing.,sadness,goemotions Glad to hear it :) definitely more on the way!,joy,goemotions Make a move now. She is ready. The breaking up In her head started 6 months ago so you can go ahead now.,neutral,goemotions Cloning shouldnt recreate sensitivity to the Force.,anger,goemotions ^ but she ain’t a traitor,neutral,goemotions "Be confident when you’re breaking the skin! If you hesitate, the vein is more likely to roll.",neutral,goemotions "Sadly no, but I hear it comes with a sweet bottle opener! And you can't spell Bottle Opener without Lebron.",sadness,goemotions Water bottle works 100%. Canteen im not sure,neutral,goemotions This sounds like a toxic relationship for the both of you. Seems miserable... I’d hate to be in that relationship,anger,goemotions That arena announcer is irritating.,anger,goemotions I didnt realize belgium was behind on climate change.,surprise,goemotions oh happy cake day,joy,goemotions "They're just excited! About everything!! It's the best when people do this in professional emails, too!!! ",joy,goemotions I'm crying laughing in the cubes.,joy,goemotions Oh man I actually ugly laughed out loud. This is awesome 😂,joy,goemotions "I'm surprised not to see whining about [NAME] books more often, speaking of children.",surprise,goemotions "Yeah, he's 8-1 in his last 9 games played. Pretty great if you ask me.",joy,goemotions It should be people not petting being jerks,neutral,goemotions Maybe this one is more correct? Yours don't have Amarillo in the billboard,surprise,goemotions "Agreed. I don't know what the middle ground is, but it's somewhere between neglect through inaction and traumatic physical overreaction. ",joy,goemotions "Don't beat yourself up, you'll find the strength to be above other people's scheming.",neutral,goemotions "It turns out he works for [NAME], so maybe your instinctive distrust might not have been the worst first reaction.",neutral,goemotions "Oh, I see. ",neutral,goemotions "Yay, I hope so! I'm feeling good about this decade.",joy,goemotions Does nobody notice that this is a doctored photo..?? Like really bad clone stamp.. I mean it could be beautiful but this is not a real photo.,anger,goemotions Scorched Pizza! A true crime!,neutral,goemotions I like it when a girl's nails are done. Nothing over the top long but I love french tips. Plus they're great for back scratches.,joy,goemotions "that is not a life PRO tip, that is a life ROOKIE tip",anger,goemotions Congratulations on securing your CF Future!!!,joy,goemotions Hahaha that’s amazing. Good for you,joy,goemotions "hahaha, this is great. We need more anarchist jokes.",joy,goemotions "Stay right there, I’m gona try it right now and report back",joy,goemotions "Never. He cheated multiple times, and each time I had an idea before I had proof. Listen to your gut. ",surprise,goemotions "Rejection always hurts, even just a little. Sparing her feelings may mean she doesn't get the meaning. Be direct, kind, but direct. ",sadness,goemotions Credit? For what? Using an old Soviet tactic to insult the church? For encouraging people to kill preists?,surprise,goemotions "Damn, she was gonna clobber that punk with the butt of that gun.",anger,goemotions Eso me cae bien. I was just thinking that contending to make the playoffs in a few years was a depressingly low goal.,sadness,goemotions "That’s not what I said, but ok. ",neutral,goemotions Thanks bro. This is do or die for me. Will value my streak like gold.,joy,goemotions Those little whippersnappers are always generation-gapping us 😂,neutral,goemotions Don't forget the awkward tomboys.,disgust,goemotions Ummm... I think you mean this beauty.,joy,goemotions That matress smashing into his head at the end just kills me,neutral,goemotions Not sure why you're trying to shove spoiler hints into the face of someone who explicitly said they just finished chapter 1 but more power to you I guess,surprise,goemotions They said that about Standard Oil as well. No company is too big to fail provided the state is stirred enough to take serious action.,neutral,goemotions Because in some cases parents are basically having their own children kidnapped and held against their will and forced into these programs. This is child abuse.,anger,goemotions why not both? go under-cover. in both senses,neutral,goemotions """Assault Weapons""",neutral,goemotions Thank you so much for this advice :) i'm just really worried about going through the process again,joy,goemotions Well then you obviously have no fucking clue what equality means.,anger,goemotions # LAYERS LIKE AN OGRE #,neutral,goemotions you still didn't answer the point....lol,joy,goemotions She's digging herself a nice grave for [NAME] to bury her in.,neutral,goemotions "LOL, once in a lifetime. Sheesh, this sub is obsessed",joy,goemotions Not really. Lots of young adults are living with parents because renting/leasing or even applying for mortgage is way more expensive than it used to be.,neutral,goemotions Why did you post my autobiography,anger,goemotions They took my favorite hair gel!! The bastards! Good thing I took a picture of it beforehand just in case,joy,goemotions It was done before and it was terrible,fear,goemotions > is not needed for dogs. Wrong. In *this* case it wasn’t. It very often is.,anger,goemotions "Or maybe just cross posting. Or even just saving the picture, reddit does have a handy feature for that. ",neutral,goemotions What a beautiful memory for you to have found. So sorry for your loss ❤️,sadness,goemotions Another great bit on identity politics...,joy,goemotions My thoughts exactly,neutral,goemotions I would think: Thank [NAME] it's finally happening,joy,goemotions Whats up with the human race turning into invertebrates anyways?,neutral,goemotions "We did it, finally?! Idk weird timing.",surprise,goemotions [NAME] found the perfect position to not have to defend [NAME] or [NAME]. Amazing instinct to be honest,joy,goemotions Omg l live for [NAME] stirring the pot!!,surprise,goemotions "A site was the good site on old cobble, so they changed it and left the awkward B site alone. Thanks volvo",joy,goemotions Huzzah!!,neutral,goemotions You're taking all of this WAY too literally AND making a lot of assumptions.,anger,goemotions Lol don’t act like you care if you aren’t willing to back it up. Cheers,joy,goemotions Idk I’d kind of like [NAME] to come up next year. [NAME] still scares me a little. Not saying I don’t like the guy,anger,goemotions to be fair it wouldnt be bad living there since its normal to have giant shoes so its a win basically^^,joy,goemotions I love you guys. Beers on me,joy,goemotions Wow that's not OK,anger,goemotions Who are you again?,surprise,goemotions I'm 35 was married for 10 years and now I'm not and I am so happy to be alone,joy,goemotions ">so it doesn't seem like I'm a ~~whimp~~ wimp If someone actually says that to you, they're the wimp not you.",anger,goemotions Really? I was in New York last week and had to stand in the freezing cold to pump gas twice.,surprise,goemotions That was sexy,joy,goemotions "I know the planes are bad, but come on man.",disgust,goemotions Maybe [NAME].,anger,goemotions Do I complain when the for profit website is linked on here daily?,neutral,goemotions He’s a grumpy boyo,neutral,goemotions "That explains it, I rarely report people anymore This Khajit informs the other Khajit that it is welcome",joy,goemotions > go build something. BCH devs are already building and improving a decentralized network! You should start doing the same!,neutral,goemotions Save a spot for me! I'll bring the rainbow penis shaped bags of penis shaped rainbow glitter!,joy,goemotions I’m just waiting for love,neutral,goemotions This is like the timeline from hell.,anger,goemotions "Think I'm gonna get a chance radio, so I can talk to other car beds. ",neutral,goemotions "Oh wow okay, where can I get a wind proof lining beaning or scarf? And do I have to cover my eyes or anything?",surprise,goemotions Serenity now ! Serenity now !,neutral,goemotions Why not just bring the county governments back? Let them decide where to establish regionalized schools.,surprise,goemotions I hope the bleeding didn’t last long,joy,goemotions Well that wasn’t my argument all i said was that the second amendment is aimed att the state,neutral,goemotions "Contact Blue Mammoth staff, they're usually pretty nice about this stuff.",joy,goemotions Damn. Alright.,joy,goemotions "They aren’t going to have him skip AAA, but he could legitimately be an option later in the season. ",neutral,goemotions Anyone else think [NAME] talks too much in this and drowns destiny and hbomb out My man be talkin,anger,goemotions That's how I feel every time someone wants me to hold their baby.,neutral,goemotions [NAME] tipped 1000 Donuts for this comment!,neutral,goemotions "I read that as ""tarantula Mounting"" and was pleasantly surprised",surprise,goemotions "yep, its still time based so 1st will be absolutely raking it in ",joy,goemotions "It was indeed , but holy shit is that cheap and [NAME] :3",anger,goemotions Not sure if very professional image journalist or avid porn enthusiast but good job all the same!,surprise,goemotions Your husband is a lucky man.,joy,goemotions Because they aren't different subspecies,neutral,goemotions "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes... looks like she braced before impact. Probably gets this shit all the time. ",neutral,goemotions Too bad I do/,anger,goemotions I bet you this will lead to a new Revolution. [NAME] keeps on screwing himself.,anger,goemotions "Funny thing is, all of my salespeople who consistently sell 20/mo are constantly on the phone. Weird!",surprise,goemotions for Inter fans because THEIR BEST PLAYER IS COMING TO CHELSEA THIS WINTER,neutral,goemotions It’s funny u should go check it out,joy,goemotions "My ETL been trying to tell us every box should take us 30 seconds max, and everyone ive asked about that has laughed and called it bullshit",disgust,goemotions "We had a clown banging on dorm windows, on campus, with a knife in 2016. Was terrifying. ",fear,goemotions cant wait to go through a rebranded version of this pain again in college too,joy,goemotions Plus corporations are universally unethical,anger,goemotions mvp REALLY cares about your time spent dead and azmo usually doesnt die,neutral,goemotions "Now remember, if something goes wrong, let's not get the law involved, one hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me. ",surprise,goemotions "Sometimes though, the developer's vision is close to perfect, something that other games don't offer. ",neutral,goemotions "Exactly. We’re only here for the money, assholes. ",anger,goemotions I only read the first sentence then came to comments to confirm that something about the author would be the most upvoted comment.,joy,goemotions [NAME] will be great. But I will definately miss if she's not there.,sadness,goemotions I agreed with your comment until you told people they shouldn’t be parents for not knowing the difference between deodorant and antiperspirant.,joy,goemotions It's an interesting case study in scams,joy,goemotions I only wrote it down as a last choice if I have trouble meeting people on campus.,neutral,goemotions Lol maybe he is not but I think my point still stands 😄,joy,goemotions That the [NAME] is [NAME] actual father?,surprise,goemotions "Oh, I know. I just don’t think that will go over so well. Lol",joy,goemotions This sub is so edgy,fear,goemotions For sure...sometimes I feel like I will just evaporate into nothingness as the stranger in the mirror looks on.,sadness,goemotions That is utterly horrifying. I'm so sorry that your kindergarten teacher was such a heartless old bat.,sadness,goemotions I’d burn my hand for nothing if it meant keeping my family alive and safe.,neutral,goemotions Don't feel guilty. If you don't leave it will be continuing the cycle of abuse for your children.,joy,goemotions I stopped watching [NAME] the moment vie when they made the sub surface and I realised they were rewriting history. It's insulting.,surprise,goemotions Just admit you got busted and admit you were wrong and we can move on,neutral,goemotions "The Wall requires taking land at gunpoint, explain how that isn't tyranny",neutral,goemotions Thankfully. We have highly responsible gun owners and our gun control is fairly effective. We have way less violence and people generally can still enjoy them.,joy,goemotions Now were talking. Acknowledge our short comings and bring in a guy that is essentially a solution to most of them. Love it.,joy,goemotions Try this on anyone blue belt or above in bjj. Spoiler: it wont work,neutral,goemotions "I had a panic attack when I saw that, thinking that I slept for 3 years and Hall was a Duck.",fear,goemotions If they’re not gonna get anyone else with that money then I wouldn’t have minded,neutral,goemotions They look damn good for being in their late 40's/early 50's.,joy,goemotions he refers to marijuana as a narcotic. da fuq??,neutral,goemotions Mine do this too and it melts my heart every day. Such pure love for each other.,joy,goemotions "Religion is the biases for more hate; wars; discrimination; bigotry and poverty than any other entity in the world, with the exception of central banking.",anger,goemotions How right you are,neutral,goemotions "Fish tanks and fiddlesticks, that was intense!",neutral,goemotions "I'd give them a first, but they have to retain salary. You know they'll just destroy that first round pick too.",anger,goemotions Thanks mate. It's just a process now. Fingers crossed that time will heal all (or most) wounds!,joy,goemotions "Happy New Year to you, too!",joy,goemotions "Lmao the cop stops like *""Fuck, well I guess he won't be resisting on the way""*",joy,goemotions Don't you even dare try to put any blame on [NAME],anger,goemotions Ad Hominem Fallacy.,neutral,goemotions My baby’s vaccines MADE ME shake him!!,neutral,goemotions The perfect response thou.,neutral,goemotions The crime here is using the shaker parmesan crap.,neutral,goemotions "Thanks dude! I do best with the ice, swat and maddox",joy,goemotions He needs a swing change. Too much swing and miss for that level,neutral,goemotions "No, I'm anti racism.",anger,goemotions "She doesn’t deserve the hate. That mug, ladies and gentlemen, is phenomenal",joy,goemotions [NAME] and [NAME] would be the prettiest duo of all time PAUSE,joy,goemotions >Default mods you people keep saying those words like they mean something.,neutral,goemotions I have never laugh cried so hard at a TV moment,neutral,goemotions Everyone likes [NAME].,joy,goemotions I feel bad for these guys. I'd like to be able to help ex-mos in trouble.,sadness,goemotions No that's called your sister is the milk man's/s,neutral,goemotions "WHO'S EVEN ON THE ROSTER AGAIN? FUCK, [NAME]? [NAME]?",neutral,goemotions "His performance this weekend reminded me of when [NAME] came into the LCS, he would solo kill every single lane",joy,goemotions "FYI, it is still possible to play. You just need to do an advanced search.",neutral,goemotions Who was the molester in the family cause the way you worded it confused me,surprise,goemotions thank you maybe its just best if i forget it.,joy,goemotions "I feel I should do this even after living here for 7 years, I've barely done any touristy things! Shame on me.",sadness,goemotions "When [NAME] and [NAME] left because they were a bit too male, I guess. Get woke; go broke.",neutral,goemotions I don’t understand why this is a problem? Each of you just plate up your own food and then eat together.,surprise,goemotions "On my first date with my now wife, who is an MD, she said she was intimidated by me. I think it was the suit though!",surprise,goemotions a weird way to spell Boys Don’t Turbo Grafx 16,disgust,goemotions "Okay, two men's fault.",joy,goemotions "Witness me, I will ride historic, dusty and lacquered, on the country road",neutral,goemotions "You're making me look bad [NAME], while she yells and screams.",anger,goemotions Haha fucking gottem,joy,goemotions Whoever is breeding and seeking out these inbred animals is vile.,anger,goemotions That's so frustrating but I'm glad you're all safe.,joy,goemotions Welcome back.,neutral,goemotions I was there too! I remember it was a warm day during an otherwise cold time of year.,neutral,goemotions "Sorry, I just got to give you an extra upvote for 'twat waffle'. It really sums it up marvellously. ",sadness,goemotions They claim religious persecution and no lawmaker would want to deal with that can of worms.,neutral,goemotions Never surrender mate,neutral,goemotions Well first I need a girl friend. Multiple personalities are the next step.,neutral,goemotions Another sick burn! You're fun when you're wrong.,neutral,goemotions "Oh, cool. That’s the TF all the little kids like nowadays.",joy,goemotions "They're men, they view the vagina as a hole to stick things in, they too have a hole to stick things in. Indistinguishable!",neutral,goemotions "Wow, hearing him swear, thats gonna be something ",surprise,goemotions "She wasn't fucking running, no matter how hard you insist. You'd make a wonderful Qld cop with that mentality.",anger,goemotions Thanks for taking this on. My daughter's extended family on her father's side do nothing but indulge this crap and it's undermining everything.,joy,goemotions Hahahaha. This. This right here. 😂,joy,goemotions "Thank you u/closeteverything69, very cool!",joy,goemotions Yes I heard abt the f bombs! That has to be why. Thanks for your reply:) until then hubby and I will anxiously wait 😝,joy,goemotions Clearly not Cubs fans.,anger,goemotions Nice job continuing to ignore the fact she lost her home and her father at the peak of the 2008 housing crisis you obtuse prick,joy,goemotions Lol i love this person,joy,goemotions She's chill and is somewhat careful of her surroundings..,neutral,goemotions You are the smiley face killer,anger,goemotions Hardly surprising. Now they also lost their coach... rip,sadness,goemotions "Like, [NAME]?",surprise,goemotions [NAME]. I still want her to come back to be a [NAME] ally and fight with [NAME].,neutral,goemotions "the lack of respect for [NAME], [NAME] and the rest of the [NAME] in here is incredible",joy,goemotions Are you trying to frame me? Let me put it this way: they're all MA'AM!,neutral,goemotions Yeah I think most of what [NAME] says is sensible policy but this would be a step too far.,joy,goemotions ok thanks I'll give it a read and try to fact check,joy,goemotions "Like women don’t have enough things to be judged on, now everyone is talking about our eyebrows..this is the most ridiculous trend to me. ",anger,goemotions “40 lbs of fat” yeah 40 lbs of fat and a shit load of plastic surgery maybe,neutral,goemotions I love the fsct [NAME] liked this. [NAME] can suck it.,joy,goemotions "Nice play! But, why would u play [NAME], in tribute?",joy,goemotions but time is meaningless,surprise,goemotions This just oozes passive-agressiveness. I love it!,joy,goemotions "Thank you for sharing, there are many abusive relationships out there and it's not always so easy to leave ",joy,goemotions "I would tend to agree, but it’s also the crypto market. You never really know what it’s going to do lol",joy,goemotions I did some social media snooping since I posted this. Turns out they’re both not retired at 25. Go figure.,joy,goemotions It's a troll. Look at the history.,joy,goemotions Older nurses seem to have less tolerance for the bullshit of hospital work and move on once it gets to be too ridiculous.,anger,goemotions [NAME] vs. Being an actual coach,neutral,goemotions The deputy declined to identify himself or say what game he was playing. Definitely Fortnite.,neutral,goemotions "Liverpool FC and Jacksonville Jaguars (Sorry, my kids were born here)",neutral,goemotions Who said anything about being confused? No disagreement here whatsoever. :),surprise,goemotions "Hears hoping, best of luck",joy,goemotions [NAME] death is just so..... senseless. Why? WHY??? The based gods have forsaken us,sadness,goemotions $20 too much,anger,goemotions I'm not looking for pity or sorrow. Thanks for your input.,joy,goemotions My parents are going to kill me when they find out.,fear,goemotions sorry mr brolobo,sadness,goemotions How is this not discrimination? Serious question.,neutral,goemotions "Very little, and yet, some days, even that is too much :P",neutral,goemotions "If they did, they wouldn't be LURKERS LURKIN'",neutral,goemotions >I just wanna let you know your beautiful I don't appreciate being lied to!,joy,goemotions That is incredibly disheartening.,sadness,goemotions I miss you [NAME] 😢😭,sadness,goemotions "Oh I remember that final , I just dont want to involve my team in the conversation because we share a rivalry",anger,goemotions "Wow, I don't know how [NAME] handled that",surprise,goemotions "I live in Mississippi, I don't know what the legality is in my circumstances",surprise,goemotions It is if you're a loose spool.,neutral,goemotions "Dude want's to help his mother... cool I do the same, my mom lives in my basement. But he is doing it with my money!",anger,goemotions Unfamiliar with **[NAME] neighbours** Still I live at least 75' from 2 very nice quiet and respectable peeps.,joy,goemotions Funny because I only owe 20k... I guess no one told these kids community college exists.,joy,goemotions Couldn't happen to a nicer piece of shit.,anger,goemotions I enjoy therapy...everyone's different I guess...I don't think there really is any other alternative....sexual abuse need professional help.,joy,goemotions The new Five Nights at Freddy’s looks great,joy,goemotions We have tradable assets next year and cap space the year after. We don’t need to implode to retool.,anger,goemotions "Ok, thank you and thanks for the LPT. Cold leftover food is great sometimes like cold pizza, cold meatballs, etc...",joy,goemotions 3h late comment. have fun at school !,joy,goemotions "Lol, that slomo",joy,goemotions "Currently in Cali, jobs pay more so it works out, big problem is the fires in the cheaper areas :/",neutral,goemotions Does this not happen to all people? If not then at least I found out a little more about why this always happens to me.,neutral,goemotions "Tbh, that sounds better than lithium",joy,goemotions He can hook him up with a pink blouse. Courtesy of big mamma.,neutral,goemotions Dogs are so dumb sometimes but always so good :) I love dem dumb ones,joy,goemotions Not adjacent. Far enough away that I am not easily in sight but could get to the hook 2-3 seconds after I see that glint of movement.,neutral,goemotions Try your luck with ranked. it you stick it out enough you'll get high enough to play with good players,joy,goemotions "Cheers, I enjoyed your announcers. Sucks we don't get to play again until next year",joy,goemotions Block her.,neutral,goemotions SRS is a pile of shit I have no idea how it is still existing,surprise,goemotions *Super Dark Times* was awesome. Those kids were great actors. They really tuned in on the bleakness of the situation.,joy,goemotions That's an estimate that doesn't include the fees to his organizations. You just said literally what OP said divided by 5.,neutral,goemotions Help with what?,neutral,goemotions They play loud trap music.,neutral,goemotions I used to. It was a common pattern that my thoughts would spiral out of control but somehow I grew out of it eventually.,neutral,goemotions Constitutional protections are our best bet. They're the hardest to overturn.,neutral,goemotions >very creepy horror-themed Very accurate description and only from a few second piece of an audio recording,fear,goemotions "cool, gonna check this game now",joy,goemotions Sorry. This thing knows whats up!,sadness,goemotions "In other words this looks bad, so we’re trying to distance ourselves from it. Yeah too bad NRA. Zero sympathy from here. ",anger,goemotions Why do you guys care so much?,neutral,goemotions old politicians have short memories,neutral,goemotions [NAME] is a gold digger but she’s actually a pretty cool chick,joy,goemotions "Little kids are the best because they're just like ""Wtf?!?!?""""",joy,goemotions I hate having to take my shoes off!,anger,goemotions How dare you do [NAME] like this.,anger,goemotions "Not cameo, reference sorry",sadness,goemotions Then present an opposing argument.,neutral,goemotions Shaming men for trying to solve a problem on their own is actually an example of toxic femininity,neutral,goemotions Don’t do it homie. Think of what it would be like for your kids.,neutral,goemotions "The article was about LEGAL delivery, you big dummy. I too love when people without knowledge of a situation respond like they know what’s what.",anger,goemotions "I have never noticed dread doing shady stuff. Dream, well, duh.",neutral,goemotions Surely a regime that would kill millions of people wouldn't *dare* tell a lie.,neutral,goemotions Yeah no.,anger,goemotions That’s the chelsea board will all know and hate.,anger,goemotions "Maybe with spelling, but his dad watches SNL every week I betcha.",neutral,goemotions How close a friend ? Acquaintance friend.. close friend.. close to someone else in the band ?,neutral,goemotions "In the right photo, he looks like my friend's husband.",surprise,goemotions Well done. I like it!!,joy,goemotions "Yeah, without the music that scene would have been much worse.",disgust,goemotions I'm seeing the error using Chrome both on MacOs Desktop and Android. I'm glad it seems to just be me though. Apologies for the snarkiness.,sadness,goemotions I didn't believe it until I saw a video with creepy music. CREEPY. MUSIC. That's when my eyes were opened.,sadness,goemotions It might be the other way around! They seem to have a lot of awkward conversations while eating dinner.,anger,goemotions I still hate Catcher Eggman!,anger,goemotions If you do that there is no incentive to fix whatever budget problem is,anger,goemotions "And when it's time to get him into violent videogames, just get him Viscera Cleanup Detail",joy,goemotions This is honestly the cherry on top of the cake with this story. That's absolutely hilarious!,joy,goemotions Bro this is awesome,joy,goemotions "This might actually be one of the few cases where parallel poly will make sense, then ^^",neutral,goemotions I just saw this on netflix..... Now I'm Watching it... Then you post this.... It's like we almost watched it together...,joy,goemotions Monument to stupidity more like.,anger,goemotions This world doesn't deserve baby sloths!,anger,goemotions Fair. Actually fuck the last few songs on Bleach.,anger,goemotions "Ahhh yes the, their all Russian controlled bots play, a classic in the last few years",joy,goemotions [NAME] is [NAME].,joy,goemotions "My wife is not allowed to flick my ears for any reason, and apparently I'm not allowed to stick my finger into her bellybutton lmao.",neutral,goemotions They didn’t take it; you abandoned it. A TSA agent clarified that for me once. I hope you can replace it easily.,joy,goemotions "Thats what makes me think OP is secretly the ""nice guy"" here.",joy,goemotions There used to be a group of local kids that would take pears from the tree in my back garden and throw them at people's houses.,neutral,goemotions "Good job, white truck! Don't use the damn shoulder to pass!",joy,goemotions I really try to not use that terminology as it is inconsistent and was made up by people who know little to nothing about firearms.,neutral,goemotions It had its flaws but I thought it was enjoyably campy and a fun ride.,joy,goemotions "Naw man that’s my stove, I just wish I had a carrot 🥕 for y’all",joy,goemotions Love when the run away joke always ends up with someone who isn’t funny ruining it,joy,goemotions This guy was my high school government teacher. This stuff is all classic to read about,neutral,goemotions Rip I guess.... Hope op does that Also happy cake day!,joy,goemotions My friend can't kiss her husband if he's had gluten and not washed his face.,joy,goemotions LMFAOOOOO that’s when family guy was still funny,joy,goemotions Think he's trying to put pressure on him to accept a pay cut.,neutral,goemotions Every INTJ Girl I dated said they aren't interested in me because we are too much the same,anger,goemotions "virtual hugs, OP!",neutral,goemotions I want this poster so bad.,joy,goemotions I think a budget PHD or DNP would cost me 35k so not happening.,anger,goemotions They love to prey on women that have just given birth. It’s so disgusting!,joy,goemotions "i mean, yeah tbh.",joy,goemotions I have seen people that have many mutual friends with me but I have no idea who they are. It happens.,neutral,goemotions "In all seriousness, stereotyping does suck and I feel for you. But stop being a crazy horse lady and maybe you can change people's minds. Lol",joy,goemotions "I actually rooted for you guys that Seahawks game, but now I feel the true pain. ",sadness,goemotions He did tell me we would play catch when he returned so I am excited about that,joy,goemotions "Thanks, but I am most certainly broken.",joy,goemotions "Could be tripping or having an orgasm from dry humping, but it's pretty clear that they aren't full on having sex",joy,goemotions What were the forwards doing letting [NAME] skate up the middle to get that shot of and score?,neutral,goemotions This r/dbdgonewild/,neutral,goemotions You're correct.,joy,goemotions Even after the initial testing? Thank you!,joy,goemotions Yeah. Agreed there. Thought you didn't know what exactly this was :p,neutral,goemotions "They only traded to 3 and they had 2 seconds last year to trade, plus this year's 2nd. It is impossible ",neutral,goemotions [NAME] plays with [NAME] for 2 minutes and he's already doing outlet passes lmao,neutral,goemotions "[NAME] likes making us excited, but not *too* excited",joy,goemotions the best places are immigrant restaurants. cheap and delicious food. the better ones are outside of downtown.,joy,goemotions Does anyone here think this will actually turn the Jet's around? I feel like this is the worst shit ever.,sadness,goemotions "Ehhh I don’t know, I still find it kind of cringey with the “[NAME]” talk and all that stuff.",sadness,goemotions "Ugh, he sounds like a slob and you should leave him.",anger,goemotions [NAME]: [NAME] is your nephew [NAME]: is this about your dad and bro?,neutral,goemotions Fantastic thanks! If there’s anything I can do to help you out with the interview or your first year teaching let me know!,joy,goemotions I absolutely did and loved every minute of it. I really do hope it gets more seasons,joy,goemotions why would you have kids? why would you chose not to be with that girl with big boobs? you dumped her?!,sadness,goemotions Isn’t banning people for their point of view against the whole fucking concept,anger,goemotions "Well, it did just win a golden globe, so maybe a few more people will see it because of that",joy,goemotions The EPA allowed DuPont to use a chemical that literally kills people in their nonstick pans. They can be bought too unfortunately.,sadness,goemotions "She even tweeted the Ghost Adventures crew, oh wow. ",joy,goemotions You just defended him with a bunch of doublespeak bullshit so I’m gonna have to disagree. You’re a fucking idiot.,anger,goemotions I enjoy that general area. Sections 203-205 are good sections pricewide and view wise,joy,goemotions "Oh, but it is.",neutral,goemotions "I'd rather we didn't discuss this kind of stuff here, really. Doesn't feel very useful to any kind of debate. ",anger,goemotions The irony that most of these disgusting things wouldn’t have made it through the winter without vaccines,disgust,goemotions From one non compliant roster to another,neutral,goemotions Can't you tell that [NAME] is a serious threat to apprehend. All that alleged lying makes him a serious threat to others.,anger,goemotions What's uffda,neutral,goemotions "Must be sad that you waste your time idolizing ""Pros"" and being a absolute poser in front of your freinds ",anger,goemotions She... Replied to a guy in a screenshot... That's just pure stupidity.,neutral,goemotions Bear your teeth at them and snarl like a dog,neutral,goemotions wow. how arrogant of him /s,anger,goemotions He looks like [NAME] long lost cousin,neutral,goemotions The Volvo driver is calling his lawyer...,neutral,goemotions Alice In Chains and Metallica are still releasing quality music!,neutral,goemotions Shouldn’t this be “How sex feels after your wife has a child”,neutral,goemotions Of course it was a huge hit for him. I hate people,anger,goemotions "Oh sorry. To clarify, I was wondering if I should mention that I am more than willing to help her if need be.",surprise,goemotions "My [NAME], I totally forgot about that! I really really hope he married [NAME]... They would be an amazing married couple! ",joy,goemotions "[NAME], the LAPD chief who created it, was a notorious racist who is responsible for mass mistrust between the LA cops and nonwhite residents.",neutral,goemotions That could be the biggest I've seen.,neutral,goemotions Ugh i wish i had seen this earlier! Have fun at the game!,joy,goemotions Oh she despises them,neutral,goemotions He needs to go back to [NAME] school,neutral,goemotions So everyone’s cool with the corn rolling on the floor then? alright cool.,surprise,goemotions Thanks. Nice input as always.,joy,goemotions Didn't even get a chuckle out of me. I guess its just too high brow for my dumb brain.,sadness,goemotions i know the feeling dude,neutral,goemotions How many people start their own businesses? How many are profitable from the very beginning? How many fail?,neutral,goemotions "They’re not pissed off to the point where they’re actually going anywhere else, and that’s just crunching numbers.",anger,goemotions My baby niece does this. She fell down a couple stairs in her time and now is real careful with them,surprise,goemotions Okay this meme is getting old now.,neutral,goemotions I'm crying.,sadness,goemotions Taylor Pork Roll vs Taylor's Prepared Ham. There were variations over the years.,neutral,goemotions "What a horrible way to find out, though. My sympathies to the dead man.",fear,goemotions I know he lives in Texas and I have his phone number and things like his name and age but nothing else really.,joy,goemotions You ain't wrong,joy,goemotions I agree...I just tell them the card is declined. It happens to everyone,joy,goemotions "Same! They got into my PayPal and tried to steal $1,000.",neutral,goemotions Sounds like you didn't catch his disease properly then,neutral,goemotions Only 22? Weak.,fear,goemotions [NAME] is that you?,surprise,goemotions I honestly think he’s making fun of you,joy,goemotions That looks like total garbage.,disgust,goemotions And those are countries ruled according to [RELIGION] principles?,surprise,goemotions The third period is going to be uncomfortable and I preemptively hate it.,anger,goemotions Agree!!,joy,goemotions what are people's opinions of chronic reddit usage in a relationship?,neutral,goemotions Also [NAME] raised money because so many of his subscribers are dumb enough to confuse an Indian company with the country of India.,anger,goemotions Last couple countries that tried that got destroyed by international communists.,sadness,goemotions It's on sight between them.,neutral,goemotions That's how mafia works,joy,goemotions You've violated rules 4 and 5. Please adhere to the rules of engagement.,neutral,goemotions "And when not patrolling the streets or providing desktop service support, officer vvv good boy/girl is a dispatcher.",neutral,goemotions america is pretty much the least class-conscious country in the world so it shouldnt be a surprise. everyone thinks that one day theyll be management so its cool,neutral,goemotions I hate Twitter,anger,goemotions Yeah I want all our players to have a nice healthy hatred for Texas. Good way to ensure they get hyped to play em.,joy,goemotions "As an autism mum, I can’t thank you enough. ❤️",joy,goemotions Makes me wish we had a hero that could slow time like the tested Lucio Ult people were talking about in here.,neutral,goemotions "no, the epilogue has one ending.",anger,goemotions "By pushing misleading and false information, your agenda is dividing [NAME].",neutral,goemotions Would any gathering of the Knights of Ren count? Or would they have to officially organize a thing.,neutral,goemotions Well cancer is sort of like a constant injury....,neutral,goemotions Very disappointed to find out that you can’t play NCAA football on PS4. Wack.,sadness,goemotions "Ah alright, thanks for clearing that up.",joy,goemotions "That makes sense, thanks",joy,goemotions [NAME] fucking christ. When [NAME] came into the league he was pretty much as skinny as [NAME] is now. And look at the dude now.,surprise,goemotions Ugh I am in this same place right now. Dating a husband whose wife calls all the shots. I feel for you.,sadness,goemotions They still make VCRs? This makes me happy and I’m not quite sure why.,surprise,goemotions "Honestly I realized they’re not really gatekeeping, but [NAME] last comment shows the gatekeeping",surprise,goemotions "Do you happen to know what time and program that was, please? I’d like to see it. Thanks. ",joy,goemotions No link sharing the pics? Mildly disappointed in reddit haha,joy,goemotions Pretty much. The key difference is that bunnies thump.,joy,goemotions Great deal! It will be my loss if I decline.,joy,goemotions Ok ill get right on that. I have all day to hunt. Thanks for the quick reply.,joy,goemotions For a second I didn’t see the t in “stack.” Was wondering how you did that but nvm.,surprise,goemotions the farm is where polly ran off to in season one while she had her babies!,neutral,goemotions "If I tried that I would lose badly, get laughed at, and be back at square one.",anger,goemotions I think the 90 day rule applies to increases over 5%?,surprise,goemotions Same people will complain of never seeing him except at election time,neutral,goemotions MUSK is just HITLER if you remember that: M=HI U=TL S=E K=R!,neutral,goemotions Ehhh he got played so hard on the [NAME] vs [NAME] situation in 2017. Lost credibility after that for me,sadness,goemotions "Don't play dumb we all know what you were implying, you racist nazi. ",anger,goemotions "You’re right, I figure I can see just a few games and it might be more fun to watch them with some fellow fans",joy,goemotions Six shots on goal for [NAME] and still nothing. This breaks my heart.,sadness,goemotions "For those who are wondering, that would leave you with about $1,000,000",surprise,goemotions Cool people = Good looking people who had healthy social development.,neutral,goemotions "Different agencies, I guess. My agency would have the whole squad felony stopping these clowns.",joy,goemotions In my experience they suck,neutral,goemotions "Yeah but i have hard time finding keyboards under 60€ that are blue switches with nkro, if u have some suguesstions please leave a link.",neutral,goemotions This is like 4 years old from vine,neutral,goemotions "Love their channel, with tracks like these I'm expecting them to become a full band",joy,goemotions Have a good good upvote!,joy,goemotions Game: ok get out now Nea: a Game: no fuck you nea u toxic af,anger,goemotions Before telling you anything....what exactly do you want out of this?,surprise,goemotions Awe! That sucks!,anger,goemotions Haha I’m two edibles in and have shoveled twice...,joy,goemotions Rule number 1: never dye your hair while drunk haha,joy,goemotions "No no she was ""[NAME]""",neutral,goemotions More like [NAME]. ,neutral,goemotions I heard [NAME] was an absolute monster too... Jk folks,fear,goemotions I got banned on an old account for no discernible reason months after I had last posted there.,neutral,goemotions I can’t tell who you’re referring to.,surprise,goemotions "Whoops, just posted about those two subjects elsewhere ITT before I saw your post.",surprise,goemotions He's given them a year and a new budget. Everyone knew this was going to happen.,joy,goemotions Well said.,joy,goemotions "And you got it, a federal tax cut. If you want to pay less taxes overall you need to stop electing democrats.",neutral,goemotions "It shouldn't surprise you, since you're here. ",neutral,goemotions "Watch your back u/Youareapooptard, [NAME] might hunt you down and burn you alive for that relatively minor insult",anger,goemotions Heart races everytime I get a match. Oddly enough I don't feel that at all playing offline with my friends.,neutral,goemotions "Read it again. Your response shows you didn't understand what I said. ""YES"" = yes you need a degree.",joy,goemotions What the actual heck.... Like I just don't....I cannot,anger,goemotions The left has hurt itself in its confusion!,surprise,goemotions "nah, i know enough",joy,goemotions Surely you meant isn't. XD,neutral,goemotions That’s how you know they’re happy.,neutral,goemotions This reminds me of suits. (Currently about to start season four.),surprise,goemotions "Definitely, I'd do that. The league pass deal isn't awful though.",joy,goemotions Great work hentaipoon!,joy,goemotions "Such a sad, angry person. Take a break from reddit and go take up cycling or something.",anger,goemotions Oh I love me some winter depression,joy,goemotions "Doordash pays less than minimum wage, no money even to buy cheesecake from the cheesecake factory after paying rent and Bills 😥",sadness,goemotions Only had 1 line to worry about and they did all the damage,neutral,goemotions ooohhhh when he look at the camera at the end it's the cutest shit ever,neutral,goemotions I cant believe we elected this goon,anger,goemotions "[NAME] was born that way, huh",neutral,goemotions "Your dog provided you undeniable evidence of type of person that you are, and you should be proud of that.",neutral,goemotions "Wow, the interview with her mom really made that clip.",surprise,goemotions Arghh! There's a dinosaur loose in your house! A dinosaur with Tippex eyes.,fear,goemotions > take already pretty average ingredients and add more stuff that actually makes the sandwich worse like Primanti's. Hahaha this is a great way to describe Primantis.,joy,goemotions [NAME] combat is terrible and the only reason I don’t play it anymore,fear,goemotions "Yeah, I was thinking they would be super cute with black heels and a snug black crop top.",joy,goemotions I want to see this happen simply because it makes no sense.,joy,goemotions "The SNP were, I remember [NAME] stridulating about it at conference, but I don’t think it was a go-er.",anger,goemotions "It's a shortcut, dude, he just knows the map!",joy,goemotions I like Nurse. He shows grit. This is the stuff [NAME] should be doing.,joy,goemotions "To all of you who never had to take the SATs, consider yourselves lucky.",joy,goemotions Bird box challenge....,neutral,goemotions "Pretty dangerous for women, too. 40% of cops are domestic abusers. Stay safe. ",joy,goemotions I care too much about what others think. Constantly trying to cater to their feelings or worrying about their opinions.,joy,goemotions "No, he’s been with more women than I have been with men. He loves sex and has no problems with an erection. ",anger,goemotions I loved how [NAME] feels like everyone in the office is her family. Her relationship with [NAME] is so cute and innocent,joy,goemotions You're simply suggesting betrayal in a different form.,anger,goemotions "Yes, would love a list of your favorites! I downloaded the app and it’s pretty great. ",joy,goemotions I'm very motivated to make things as easy/optimized as possible so that I can be as lazy as possible.,joy,goemotions No different than people making a big deal about their team winning the super bowl. People find it interesting.,surprise,goemotions being a lady with a penis is a (bizarre) fetish with some men though. it's nothing to be jealous of.,neutral,goemotions The comments under that video are disturbing. People actually see this as a sign of the end of times.,anger,goemotions [NAME] man...try passing it to the place where you don’t think he’ll be,neutral,goemotions Flashbacks to hallucinations? Whoa,surprise,goemotions Narcissism combined with pure idiocy leads to statements like those.,neutral,goemotions He looks like the son of [NAME] and [NAME].,joy,goemotions If this guys name is [NAME] I know him. 😖,joy,goemotions My entire body aches now,sadness,goemotions He’s so eager to please! This trait in dogs is so endearing.,anger,goemotions "That’s a stud combo, that Baker jersey looks so sexy as a classic",joy,goemotions This comment was made 2 years ago.,neutral,goemotions "i see, thanks bro",joy,goemotions Doing what?,neutral,goemotions Nothing wrong with kayo,neutral,goemotions I love it when people barge into my house and demand to know why I don't like them.,joy,goemotions Paying for the drinks doesn’t equate to drinking the drinks.,neutral,goemotions AND she was pouring gas on it!! /s,neutral,goemotions Grace and frankie,neutral,goemotions "So much to do, So much to see",neutral,goemotions "Well, I hope everything is going well in your retirement. Do your best to enjoy it :).",joy,goemotions About as much say so as the Walmart employee that stocks the shelves.,neutral,goemotions People who eat themselves to death are mentally ill in my opinion. Homicide is a deliberate and unlawful killing of a person by another person.,disgust,goemotions oh my [NAME]. it was hurting my brain. i only saw the disappearing boot and thought i was missing something.,sadness,goemotions At least it made for hilarious responses by people being aghast by the price.,joy,goemotions OH MY GOOSE! You got my super obscure reference! I literally squealed out loud when I read this comment.,surprise,goemotions "This is the reason why I don't have friends. Not even skinny ones, you never know how they will be in the furure",neutral,goemotions Great to see [NAME] back on the court,joy,goemotions I really like your writing!,joy,goemotions It's all fun and games until your crush turns into a spaceship.,joy,goemotions I miss the Scottish [NAME].,sadness,goemotions > But it says progressive right in their name.... Here's a beautiful girl for you... ^^/s,joy,goemotions "Man, this just gets funnier even after seeing it for the 30th time in the last month! /s",joy,goemotions Now I see why it takes me 30 minutes extra to get home if I miss an exit.,sadness,goemotions I hate when people Beijing a gun. Even worse when they Shanghai one.,anger,goemotions So you're male then. Ps ur wrong bud,anger,goemotions I’m still waiting for two of mine as well. This gives me hope that it’s still on its way.. :),joy,goemotions Baby mama was a comedy about this- but with a much happier ending,joy,goemotions "Valium/Diazepam is much much more enjoyable than Alprazolam/Xanax IMO. I love the muscle relaxation. It feels so good, combined with an opiate, ",joy,goemotions "On top of that I just think [NAME] was saying ""I know how to evaluate talent.""",neutral,goemotions Idk that looks like adobe gains to me..,surprise,goemotions I teased him about being an off center unicorn lol,joy,goemotions ">[NAME] and [NAME] As alternate costumes of each other, right? Not as separate characters?",surprise,goemotions "In winter, it's SO difficult for me to cope when I had been thinking of getting one but don’t know what they are doing.",surprise,goemotions "I'm finding it hard to distinguish ""discuss the merits of conspiracy theories"" and ""debating"" those theories.",neutral,goemotions That's the reason I am terrified to wear contacts on duty. I'm afraid it'll get stuck between my contacts and eyes and destroy my pupils.,fear,goemotions We will pray for your conversion and for those who misspoke for the church. Keep at it. The fact that you’re here means something wonderful.,joy,goemotions > That shit happens all the time with cabs. No. It does not,anger,goemotions You're delusional,anger,goemotions She has naturally chubby cheeks that are set on high cheekbones. I've seen it before and it's not abnormal.,anger,goemotions How can we send money to you?,surprise,goemotions "No R movies or tv shows, no buy from me. But I’m sure people with kids will love it.",joy,goemotions I've unlocked the wrong company truck at a truckstop.,neutral,goemotions Surprised he's in. Imagined he was concussed. He was on another planet for a bit.,surprise,goemotions They don’t. Conservatives want to characterize any scoopy news organization as unreliable because they can’t get ahead of them easily.,anger,goemotions I apologize for doubting you.,sadness,goemotions Hi let’s not compare basketball to the man speaking out against a dictator and fearing for his life because of it thank you,joy,goemotions Resetting a dislocated knee hurts like hell but it feels a lot better immediately after.,joy,goemotions "The service made it 20 years ago (1999, yeah ikr 1999 was 20 YEARS AGO?) ",surprise,goemotions ho boy are you in for a surprise,surprise,goemotions This is the truest statement I’ve ever read about [NAME]. May he smile mercifully upon you.,joy,goemotions Those Boys risked their lives for a strong independent woman.,neutral,goemotions I think you may just be an asshole/moron bud... sorry.,anger,goemotions I am really excited for you! We texted a few weeks before we met too! The first hugs and kisses were the best!,joy,goemotions She should kick him out... next best thing from abortion.,neutral,goemotions This was definitely worth the $1000+ it cost to do,joy,goemotions "Do it, and then post pictures. We're all counting on you!",neutral,goemotions "Thanks, this really helps!",joy,goemotions This. Literally this post. This post is a good start. :),joy,goemotions Thanks for calling me an idiot... was definitely necessary.,joy,goemotions "Even a Ford dealer? Thanks for responding, I'll likely sell it privately.",joy,goemotions You’re now banned from /r/starwars and some YouTube channels,neutral,goemotions When her daughter says she wants to take all the weight from her and put it on her own body so her mom can go outside and play 😢❤️😢,neutral,goemotions Wow! Dudes lucky to be alive today! Who does that? Obviously drunk.,surprise,goemotions ...do you know who owns the Metro? E: It's wholey owned by the Daily Mail Group,neutral,goemotions Thanks! Do you think a skeleton fort shouldn’t be too hard for a 3 man crew of average players?,joy,goemotions Not if it's at the direction of the front office. Which is the only reason it would happen. Use your head.,neutral,goemotions [NAME] and [NAME]. There really is NO point of them staying and they are unbearable to watch.,anger,goemotions This hurts my brain,anger,goemotions It's extremely common. Hell you probably have it yourself and just don't know.,joy,goemotions 11 years goddamit I’m old,anger,goemotions Woooooooooo it took long enough but the UYU boys finally did it and made the league,joy,goemotions I was wrong about that one part. I've edited my comment to reflect my mistake. Thanks for posting the relevant bit of the bill.,joy,goemotions I was there too! I remember it was a warm day during an otherwise cold time of year.,joy,goemotions Awesome! I just read Bad Blood and have been waiting for a documentary about it.,joy,goemotions Sometimes I just have to close my eyes and pass out immediately,neutral,goemotions So glad I moved here.,joy,goemotions "Clean your room, bucko!",anger,goemotions "Love this. I thought I replied this morning, but I’m definitely taking your ideas and going to try them! Best of luck",joy,goemotions And those poor kids are still paying for it. And we have actual grown adults that are bullying them even today.,sadness,goemotions A walker kid hanging from a basketball hoop [NAME]: [Visible Concern],neutral,goemotions CNN has video of the arrest. Someone needs to put the cops theme over it.,joy,goemotions No one cares,neutral,goemotions In all honesty no slip shoes do actually prevent slips like 99% of the time. This guy just seems to be the unlucky minority.,neutral,goemotions "Not that hard, but definitely time consuming, especially to gather a dataset fit for video training.",joy,goemotions Best email ever,joy,goemotions Lmao everyone in this gif was absolutely clueless,joy,goemotions "I am glad that you’re doing well, it’s a difficult process but incredibly rewarding, I imagine. Best of luck on your journey! ",joy,goemotions "That's why he's gotta go!! Yes, girls!",neutral,goemotions That's crazy I just watched two of his movies last night. Unbreakable and split. Very interesting movies.,joy,goemotions I wasn’t saying she was faking just curious to see her reaction to it,surprise,goemotions F. No!!!!,neutral,goemotions Thanks for the gold,joy,goemotions "Pretty good, but I would put the bishop on B4 so that the Knight will be in danger of the queen after taking the bishop.",joy,goemotions At no point in the game has that been true,anger,goemotions Reclining seats typically reduces the legroom of the person who reclines. That's the way those seats are designed.,neutral,goemotions You might be able to google earth it? I dont know that area very well so I cant help at all. But thats what I would try.,joy,goemotions Yeah that zip code is like right by where I work... now I’m curious lol,surprise,goemotions And mass migration,neutral,goemotions First impressions don't need more then a day. Not to Mention 10 raids and tons of pvp I'll be fine.,joy,goemotions "Not at all,I've got friends I never did anything with",neutral,goemotions Why are you taking a picture of a playground? Lol,joy,goemotions "In all fairness Ive said it to men, woman, and children. Nobody is outside of my blind rage.",joy,goemotions hehe cheeky little guy,joy,goemotions I dont think anyone liked 6A apart from the two Slade episodes and the crossover. Most people here consider it to be sloppy,anger,goemotions The murder rate in Venezuela has skyrocketed under [NAME] and [NAME]. It's probably best to leave.,neutral,goemotions When your 16 and do adderall and get a panic attack,fear,goemotions """[NAME] is gonna do something today. drop something that gives him bad press."" ",neutral,goemotions * hugs you * there you go bro.,neutral,goemotions Can’t get hep or HIV from shitty politics.,neutral,goemotions "I thought oh boy, I probably use everything on this list. Turns out, nothing. Fuck Nestle.",neutral,goemotions I mean. Wtf is there to do online. GTAO had a shit economy but at least had things to do,anger,goemotions Do you.....have a certificate showing you're not a donkey-brained man?,neutral,goemotions I’d be verrrrrrrry nervous if we hired him. Would love him as an OC tho,fear,goemotions Wool will stay warm even if it gets wet.,joy,goemotions Could you point to a specific policy of [NAME] that was to the left of [NAME] on race please?,surprise,goemotions i love his face for that split second after he is hit,joy,goemotions We were all that way when we were 17 too,neutral,goemotions "With some ultra cold coming, we could get some seriously great sundogs. Provided you don't die looking at it due to exposure...",neutral,goemotions What makes you think any of it is hoarded? It’s likely to be near 100% invested.,surprise,goemotions That I was unbreakable. It took some serious injuries in “high school” until I realized that I wasn’t.,surprise,goemotions I'm actually scared to find out what kind of thing you could get for breakfast there. I won't check.,anger,goemotions I’LL SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT TIME,joy,goemotions I would say you’ll be fine just drink water and maybe run/sweat a few times before your drug test!,joy,goemotions "No, but thanks for playing.",joy,goemotions I don't know about you but parroting racist lies created specifically to devalue AM sexuality is a pretty serious indicator of racism to me.,anger,goemotions Videos on YouTube bout this it's old,neutral,goemotions "It actually gives me comfort, too. Whatever happens, we will all be there together. ",joy,goemotions & she cancelled the vote in December because she though she'd lose.,neutral,goemotions "Feeling bit better now, but the feeling as a whole will come back I know.",joy,goemotions >hasn't been any form of arrested development Well fuck,anger,goemotions Fag breaks and a boozer within falling distance is a must.,neutral,goemotions The dude was absent in the Ohio State game... IDK I would be very worried if he was the pick.,sadness,goemotions Big and smooth as a marble.,neutral,goemotions I bet you 1 reddit gold that [NAME] and [NAME] have a better combined ERA than [NAME] and [NAME] in 2019. Barring any major injuries,neutral,goemotions Think many people misunderstood your intentions here and the conversation just went on a tangent from there.,neutral,goemotions I think for some reason she thinks the money out weighs a normal childhood for her daughter.,neutral,goemotions Tell... what? I’m confused.,surprise,goemotions Nothing good can come from knowing. Just let it go and focus on the relationship in front of you,joy,goemotions And the woman dropped her underwear and begged him to fuck her. But in all his MGTOWness he refused.,neutral,goemotions I'm crying laughing in the cubes.,sadness,goemotions "Good luck for everyone pronouncing [NAME] name. If he keeps scoring like this, i'll have fun listening some commentators around NHL.",joy,goemotions “You”. Netflix. Thank me later. Hang in there <3,joy,goemotions Why on earth couldn't she just bring a hat from home if it was such a big issue to her? Lol.,joy,goemotions Insulting [NAME] for being captured is good praxis,joy,goemotions I think I saw some eyeball flying!,surprise,goemotions [NAME]. Can't believe she went to Parliament nine-months pregnant just to vote on the thing. That's dedication.,joy,goemotions "Superfluous? No, just give what you said would be necessary in 2006! ",surprise,goemotions You have my up-vote Sir! ;-) Moderation in all things!,neutral,goemotions "Dude, whenever I'm bored I either masturbate play games or browse reddit. Not sure how anyone can be bored with such fantastic opportunities.",surprise,goemotions For myself and my lustful habitual sins if you don’t care. I’ll be praying for everyone in this thread too.,anger,goemotions This is disgusting. *secretly gets horny* I've had it with this sub. *opens new incognito tab*,disgust,goemotions "Same here man, terrible feeling",fear,goemotions "Well the non mainstream media isn't saying he's doing a good job either, just that his opponent who should be in jail. ",neutral,goemotions I thought I was the only one who loved cold pizza! Everyone thinks I’m crazy! I’d rather have cold pizza than hot honestly,joy,goemotions Please do not take that personally. I thought this was a great photo.,joy,goemotions [NAME] uh...gave me a wake up call. Thank you,joy,goemotions Fuck man I didn’t plan on crying in my cube today,anger,goemotions That ESPN intro made me emotional 😭,sadness,goemotions Prime video has office and 4 has community. Shoot me now.,neutral,goemotions Just be supportive and listen. Maybe do something that would make her happy like a favorite chocolate,neutral,goemotions 1 is the lie. I'm cheating because I remember this convo from last week.,sadness,goemotions Stop what?,neutral,goemotions "Does that violate the NAP or not, hmm🤔",surprise,goemotions Seriously. A lot of small businesses especially rely on federal work. I hope this gets solved soon.,joy,goemotions Soundboard operator needs to start blasting duck quacks whenever we block their guys,neutral,goemotions Still new to me,neutral,goemotions Hope his bare hands are as clean as the griddles. Ready to eat foods need to be handled with gloves . Very cool machine though .,joy,goemotions Sue the shit out of her for damages to your private property.,anger,goemotions I may be mistaken but I believe it’s illegal to fly over the north and south poles for any aviator,joy,goemotions "Also, he never gets hurt so you can't Robidas the guy. ",sadness,goemotions "Holy [NAME], our hope and handmaid of the [NAME], pray for us!",joy,goemotions "If we hurry, we can still catch the heroin craze! ",joy,goemotions "Well, you know what happened the first time he came down...",surprise,goemotions I’m now getting the last of the tea out of my nose,neutral,goemotions You have inspired someone to create something that is liked by others. Is v nice feel.,joy,goemotions "They put him on a minutes restriction for some reason, guessing cause he's not in really good shape?",surprise,goemotions His other stuff is considerably more intense. His shows are pretty incredible.,joy,goemotions Given the situation I actually think it was the best possible outcome. A great success.,joy,goemotions You're probably joking but [NAME] has been pretty insightful regarding the yellow vests in France. I was impressed.,joy,goemotions They need to practice intuitive feeling and depression acceptance.,joy,goemotions So basically Syracuse needs two starters out and a bunch of circus shots to compete lol. Is what it is I guess,surprise,goemotions That's what I heard. 🤣 I'm just curious if calling the cops on [NAME] would hurt him or not.,neutral,goemotions I'm all for finding ways of reducing gun violence but this seems to just be arbitrary and capricious.,sadness,goemotions r/succulents is one of my fav subs and I thought this was from there scrollin' through.,neutral,goemotions Worst dad ever!,sadness,goemotions "My first day with them off was quite anxious, but it got better!",joy,goemotions No need to apologize. It definitely put things in perspective. I’m just glad your DD ended up ok.,joy,goemotions not sure I agree. whispers of madness can set up [NAME] signature and being card draw is always useful in the first lane.,joy,goemotions "Sorry for late reply Rosetta is an actual name, it is different than Noctis, Rosetta doesn't hit you like a cricket bat when you hear it.",sadness,goemotions Thank you! I will take that warning under consideration. History is brutal but there's detail and unnecessary detail.,disgust,goemotions Just pick someone you like and hope for the best!,joy,goemotions Much appreciated! I'll surely come back and let everyone know what I find!,joy,goemotions This country is an absolute shithole. Our police are no better than the filth they should be catching!,anger,goemotions Feels like im wearing nothing at all!,neutral,goemotions Omg a drop pass worked. 👀,surprise,goemotions She's doing so good!!! I'm rooting for her hardcore!! I like her.,joy,goemotions Aah I hope he's okay. So glad it's back! Time to get creeped out tonight.,joy,goemotions This comment cursed us.,neutral,goemotions if it's harassment its a criminal charge. I haven't read the decision yet but this seems like a stretch based on what i know.,anger,goemotions I vote to now refer to him as [NAME] from now on due to his newfound confidence,neutral,goemotions "Ahhhh, the ol' cotton candy hat trick.",neutral,goemotions Learning to read was the worst mistake of my life,sadness,goemotions is your dad very wealthy by any chance [NAME],joy,goemotions That isn't really true if you've watch all Arsenal games this season.,sadness,goemotions Dont forget DnD being satanic.,neutral,goemotions I dont own a gun. I just dont like your attitude. You read like a drugged out washed up leach.,anger,goemotions I killed you in VR once. I loved it.,joy,goemotions I laughed harder than I should have at this reply. Then the sadness hit me when I realized it wasn't meant to be funny.,joy,goemotions "Nobody has guns in NYC, they're ilegal there lol.",joy,goemotions "Lol yeah I did, that's why specified the killer, for survivor the fun comes from escaping so tunneling feels like shit",joy,goemotions Never will happen because of abortion legality. Party/religion over country,anger,goemotions STAY TO THE RIGHT,neutral,goemotions I agree!!! His character has grown so much throughout the entire series and I was very disappointed that he ended up with her.,sadness,goemotions I’m just doing it ironically to own the libs! /s,neutral,goemotions Nice language 👏,joy,goemotions "Yeah maybe but when you are like 'cool, no worries' and actually mean it your chances with another girl dramatically increase. ",neutral,goemotions I would smash both,anger,goemotions I’m always reminded by my relatives on my birthday asking me if I have a girlfriend yet. Sorry bro ima yeet out of the social norm.,sadness,goemotions The demon's still fighting!!,neutral,goemotions We really didn’t!,neutral,goemotions Now watch this place decend into the same voidless pits that r/soccer belongs to Bring on the half n half OF scarfs,neutral,goemotions The glorious people's republic of Ulster formed from the ashes of carson's arse hairs,neutral,goemotions I am so sorry to hear about your wife’s tragic injury.,sadness,goemotions Yay! Mine’s Cymbalta and Lamictal with a dash of Ativan lol,joy,goemotions "No, he's fine. It doesnt compact",neutral,goemotions Hear hear :(,neutral,goemotions Just let [NAME] run it as a FB,neutral,goemotions But I'm not happy,sadness,goemotions It is a great line though!,joy,goemotions That's less functional and more cleanup though...,neutral,goemotions True sequels to what?,surprise,goemotions > and no one but angry community fanboys have pushed back against his statements.,anger,goemotions I’m picking up my fourth one tomorrow. CZ Scorpion Evo 3 .... and I’m stoked,joy,goemotions I have no clue either,surprise,goemotions "[NAME] and I don't agree with much, but I agree with him here.",joy,goemotions Did you see that ludicrous display last night?,surprise,goemotions "Thanks for the clarification, appreciate that.",joy,goemotions So... are you for private businesses doing what they want or not?,neutral,goemotions ha ha LOL guys aren't we so QuIrKyyyy,joy,goemotions I had the volume so loud and it came out of nowhere. It felt like those meme videos with the morning.,surprise,goemotions It must be really sad and lonely under your bridge troll.,sadness,goemotions [NAME] kid got flyer shoes than the rest of us,neutral,goemotions "The internationalist EU. The [NAME], [NAME], [NAME] and [NAME] are just brimming with all that international SOLIDARITY ❤️",joy,goemotions Thank you. ❤️ I really appreciate your comment,joy,goemotions That’s what I was thinking.,neutral,goemotions "I'm not surprised at all considering, you know, buzzfeed ",surprise,goemotions Seriously. I legit laughed at this.,joy,goemotions Much thanks!,joy,goemotions "Underrate: underestimate the extent, value, or importance of (someone or something) I think your ""correction"" belongs here r/Iamverysmart",neutral,goemotions "Don’t ever apologize for calling it that. The Beach is a [NAME] movie, not a Toronto neighbourhood. ",anger,goemotions At least your stepdad didn't just take the pillow look at you and leave...,joy,goemotions "Come on, at least give me one other comment not from this thread. Show me that you are at least interested in providing an argument. ",neutral,goemotions Damn *fabulous*!,joy,goemotions "She thought the fuel pump was cold and decided to try warming it up. You know, to prevent the gasoline from freezing and causing blockage.",neutral,goemotions "thank you for taking the time to answer, im freaking out big time",anger,goemotions Excellent analysis!,joy,goemotions I think it's the only ability in the game where you can't really use it in combat.,neutral,goemotions I know I'd love him when he joined but there's a part of me that just doesn't even want him,joy,goemotions "More like trash ass link. Wtf is “Apple Music”, probably some shitty limewire ripoff.",anger,goemotions Don't move there without at least a few months' living expenses saved up.,neutral,goemotions "I'll always be a big fan of seabiscuit, doesn't require any explanation and its a classic",joy,goemotions That’s a wonderful meaningless word salad,joy,goemotions "Just eat your goddamn vegetables, [NAME]!",anger,goemotions Yeah what do they expect? maybe they should realize if you push Gen [NAME] and under into poverty they won't be able to afford your crap.,anger,goemotions The final boss must be a girl who doesn't want to be his queen,neutral,goemotions Well I'm not to sure what country your from but my school has started integrating more modern views and it isn't all black and white anymore,surprise,goemotions I am for socialised health care but how exactly would that solve long wait times?,neutral,goemotions "I am a 34-year-old lover of plushies. You are in good company, my friend.",joy,goemotions "My first name is her first name I mean, not my reddit name. ",neutral,goemotions It scares me that left to right is also possible for anyone,fear,goemotions "How could I not? These actors...I love them. Their faces give me joy, hope. ",joy,goemotions it’s fantastic with reflex or holographic,joy,goemotions Love the username.,joy,goemotions "Dude, I think you've just proven my point. ",joy,goemotions Look into DBT,neutral,goemotions I think 2020 will be the year it'll start to really crumble. 2019 is the year we still have to work really hard to make that happen.,joy,goemotions I loved [NAME] so much,joy,goemotions Agghh this is amazing! Wish I had thought of something like this when I was leaving retail!,joy,goemotions [NAME] is near the same age..,neutral,goemotions Yikes that's cringe,fear,goemotions Are you ghosting?,anger,goemotions The *only* car channel. FTFY!,neutral,goemotions nice!! I'll try this one,joy,goemotions I think it’s best to leave this to [NAME] Inheritance tax is discussed at 2:00 redistribution of Wealth,neutral,goemotions "Lol your adorable, thanks for the humor",joy,goemotions But it'll hurt,sadness,goemotions "I think this qualifies as r/prorevenge, honestly. Dude needs to face consequences more often, otherwise he will keep trampling over people’s boundaries.",joy,goemotions I like Shred 415,joy,goemotions "Better than any HBr, anyway",neutral,goemotions That’s what I think as well.,joy,goemotions Cause this isn't a woman its a dude :D,joy,goemotions don't you want [NAME]?,surprise,goemotions Oh that's lovely.,joy,goemotions [NAME] Almighty. This may be the most empathetic and compassionate reddit thread I've ever seen! Who ever said drunks were mean? Terrible stereotype.,fear,goemotions "Reminder that [NAME] incel army literally physically assaulted [NAME] fans when she spoke in East LA, including children.",neutral,goemotions Same. Wasn't good enough. Left broken. Edit: more broken,sadness,goemotions <3 [NAME]. You were too good for this world.,joy,goemotions These are icels. Anything that has its own porn category is kinky to them.,neutral,goemotions It's just the reliability of a Honda. But I don't know a whole lot.,surprise,goemotions Which means it isnt his fault? And the 4th? What the fuck was he supposed to do. stop blaming 1 player.,neutral,goemotions But where is the center of the Overton Window?,neutral,goemotions "He burnt out. Give it some time. Other option is he never really cared, but I find that unlikely. Also maybe life just happened.",sadness,goemotions Damm. The more you know .,anger,goemotions "[NAME]: ""WTF, it's just a prank bro!""",anger,goemotions I love how their comparing [NAME] one shtick (not including highlighter) to the comedy skills of queens with actual performance talents.,joy,goemotions "[NAME] is a monster, my favorite of the Pythons. Such a perfect smug face.",joy,goemotions Very interesting prediction!,joy,goemotions Now you seem like a dumb cunt,neutral,goemotions "Not sure wether to downvote because it's bad, or upvotes because that's the point",surprise,goemotions "Oh my gosh, my Dodger blue heart goes out to yours and your family. I am so sorry.",sadness,goemotions M'loled at this.,neutral,goemotions "That sucks man, I'm sorry. Things will get better, they always do in the end",joy,goemotions "Its interesting how it's become so mythologised and based on a large mount of fiction (tanks on the streets, English soldiers) ",joy,goemotions What will I have for dinner?,surprise,goemotions *pounces on you* uwu you’re so warm,joy,goemotions Never said that. Not once. Punishment isn’t slavery. Unless you’d rather just kill lawbreakers,anger,goemotions "*Samsung Other Android phones don't have Bixby, that's Samsung's BS (and yeah, it's terrible. I have the button / feature completely disabled)",sadness,goemotions I don’t know why but watching this makes me super happy!,joy,goemotions HALLELUJAH!!!! YOUVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!,surprise,goemotions I absolutely love that idea. I went on an anniversary trip with a couple once and it was amazing! We had so much fun.,joy,goemotions I'm going to hold out hope for something minor even though it looked really bad. Just going to wait for the official news.,joy,goemotions Please tell me that's not real... I haven't played the Assassin's Creed games... But do they really include such an obnoxious disclaimer?,surprise,goemotions These videos are legendary,joy,goemotions "That’s a catch all term not a breed, but yeah it includes spaniels like this one ",neutral,goemotions "Oh, I've thought about it... a lot, but I just couldnt do that. Even though he really deserves it!",sadness,goemotions When I got to grow old yet... They'll either remember how much damage it all is just ridiculously macabre.,neutral,goemotions "Kinda torn. I want us to come back, but I also want us to lose bad enough to replace [NAME] quick",neutral,goemotions Now you're appropriating the Bullingdon Club's culture.,neutral,goemotions Last week was her week. She killed everything about that episode,neutral,goemotions That whole episode has some heartbreaking moments. It is probably my top Parks And Rec episode.,sadness,goemotions Cut the guy off and gave him a yes-no question. Which he exasperatedly answered. This is not the way to listen.,anger,goemotions "Thanks for the info! Fellow dry eyelids , I guess I'll just keep using my usual.",joy,goemotions Are you in Twitter with a similar s/n? I feel like I remember this name when I’ve been posting about teen mom 😂,surprise,goemotions "Who knows, he could say ""rough"" and I could wind up in handcuffs.",neutral,goemotions He just posted an update. He seems to want to but isn’t sure if he/his wife can handle a 4yo.,neutral,goemotions They missed the irony of the original post and ran with it as if it were serious. Got tons of gold and upvotes.,neutral,goemotions "If you know it's the right thing to do, it's better to ""lose"" that person than to ""lose"" that opportunity.",surprise,goemotions She has a PINK semi?? Wow! Impressive!,joy,goemotions Oh! That explains why your teeth look like they’re covered by something haha,joy,goemotions "Yeah, I have made it clear to most or all of my friends that I am not available instantly, lol",neutral,goemotions "Frack 'em, frack those oily fracks.",neutral,goemotions I like you.,joy,goemotions Okay perfect! I'll definitely have that conversation with him then. Thanks for the help! :),joy,goemotions This post makes me facepalm,sadness,goemotions didn’t know [NAME] was still alive,surprise,goemotions Wasn't the scar originally across his nose but [NAME] moved it?,surprise,goemotions "19??? Yikes slow down, enjoy yourselves and figure yourselves out. Not an age to make big decisions like that, I say at 24...",anger,goemotions The guest judges these last two episodes are so gorgeousss like really,joy,goemotions This converstaion reminds me of this old [NAME] cartoon. Apparently some people were upset by it.,sadness,goemotions Looks like Venice to me,neutral,goemotions Wow. Yes,surprise,goemotions I legit wish you never talked to me,sadness,goemotions I can't imagine why anyone would hate this. It's beautiful.,joy,goemotions I love your collection and want to play with it! p.s. am 40,joy,goemotions I did rank them above protista.,neutral,goemotions Hey it's [NAME]!,neutral,goemotions The [NAME] directed Swiss Army Man. Check out their music video for Turn Down for What. It’s lovely.,joy,goemotions Chocolate hazelnut croissants were the bomb!,joy,goemotions “Children transing is abuse though ... and I'm not even speaking about dangers of hrt”,neutral,goemotions I was so scared to click that. Yet I did.,fear,goemotions I'm pretty sure you killed me. I got killed by a pounder on a plane on that very same map 2 days ago or so lol,joy,goemotions Wow they are on the cusp here. Definitely not fellowkids because I would totally believe an actual fellow kid said this,neutral,goemotions "[NAME]! He was just amazing, best contract ever, so sad when we lost him. ",sadness,goemotions "the whole thing, it was just hard to describe/express given how it all happened and everything. ",sadness,goemotions Can anyone tell me what happened to [NAME]?,neutral,goemotions "Yes, good for Destiny and Bungie, I wonder if they will return to Microsoft, remain independent or sign with another company.",surprise,goemotions Shittiest crowd weve got this season omg please stay home an empty arena would of been better than this shitshow tabarnack,surprise,goemotions "I want this back ""I want us back"" I missed the part where that's my problem",sadness,goemotions This just makes me want sushi.,joy,goemotions I literally didn’t but ok,sadness,goemotions "Do people really use the phrase ""my kid is poorly"" to mean sick? The grammar in this post is really bothering me.",surprise,goemotions "It's ""snowflake"" to get upset over something like this 😂😂😂",sadness,goemotions I don't get what you mean,surprise,goemotions Today I saved lots and lots of people from being raped by me. Now I really *do* feel created in [NAME] image.,joy,goemotions Shocking description of the criminals. Never could have guessed that,surprise,goemotions I was trying to click on a baby flamingo but I'm not mad,joy,goemotions He’s one of the calmest goalies I’ve ever seen in general haha,joy,goemotions My sister did Blue Apron and loved it.,joy,goemotions Smh people aren’t seeing the real issue though. That’s the woman’s bathroom. ‍♂️,anger,goemotions Ah well the Devs change the cle all the time and this was knowledge from before new year. I forgot they changed it a while ago again.,surprise,goemotions For me it's New York City FC since it's just a train ride away,joy,goemotions "Their wings are great! Huge, well breaded and sauced, comes with a nice dill ranch dipping sauce. But expensive as hell... $14 for 6 wings",joy,goemotions Not sure about “better” but women artists have an intuitive grasp of color theory and tend to use color in a more pleasing way.,joy,goemotions Looks like backyard [NAME] and the gang have a new member... [NAME]!,neutral,goemotions This is completely false.,anger,goemotions I like it. But I'm not the most fashionable fella out here.,joy,goemotions Damn you have a lot of alts. :D,joy,goemotions Trinity: Ru: >THIS IS THE TOP LEVEL DRAG YOURE DOING IT HERE RIGHT NOW,neutral,goemotions "OK, I'll be glad to help you with your trip! ",joy,goemotions Once upon a time I got banned for a whole day because of bad behavior... Oh wait that was all of us...,sadness,goemotions You’re repeating yourself now,neutral,goemotions This thread is being brigaded by atheist/agnostics. They are just here to cause trouble. Look at OPs post history.,anger,goemotions "if the pain doesn't go away after 4 hours or so, it's broke.",neutral,goemotions You're an idiot and no one believes you and your telegram jerk-off buddies.,sadness,goemotions "Seriously? That’s so frustrating. It was [NAME] time to go, some of these “fans” are disgusting.",disgust,goemotions I love when he asks while looking directly at the item but still not seeing it 🤦🏻‍♀️,joy,goemotions "I'd understand if it was because of his conduct, but because of money? We're the Yankees, what the fuck man",anger,goemotions You still haven't shown any evidence of racism outside your own mind.,neutral,goemotions "If you can get out to Banff, I highly recommend Nourish Bistro. Incredible vegetarian/vegan food... even meat eaters like myself love it!",joy,goemotions “Screaming outrage” you say? Project much?,neutral,goemotions Oh... I'm sorry. You holding up okay?,sadness,goemotions Never heard of high app but will look now!! Thanks for posting peeps!,joy,goemotions “Touch me again and I’ll kill you.” I’m low key blown away that The Last Boy Scout even *made* it to Australia.,anger,goemotions Spider-Verse: The Golden Globes and I are gonna have a helluva time!,neutral,goemotions He had another fight with cancer. I believe he is ok now but chemo is very very nasty.,joy,goemotions "Every year, consistently, once I turned 18. What a world.",neutral,goemotions "Forever. You are watching the [NAME] put 800,000 people into unemployment because upholding [NAME] policies and ideas are anathema because they align with President [NAME].",neutral,goemotions [NAME] not calling anything so far. Means they will call everything second half. It’s inevitable.,neutral,goemotions Baby you was right,neutral,goemotions "That’s sad, although I’m aware they historically haven’t been weaned off of authoritarianism.",sadness,goemotions "Suddenly, I was awake.",surprise,goemotions Can [NAME] just shut up and appreciate her dog?,anger,goemotions I hope marvel brings [NAME] on for star lords new love interest,joy,goemotions "It's the ""boyfriend around school haha jk"" thing that makes it weird.",joy,goemotions You’ve obviously never met a kangaroo before,neutral,goemotions "You fool, you have no idea that you talked about team fortress all along!",anger,goemotions BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK his ass!,neutral,goemotions Uhhh I want someone to do this for me!,joy,goemotions I'm phobic of needles and babies so that was NOT a picture I wanted to see.,fear,goemotions Do you think each worker looks after only one child?,surprise,goemotions Took me long time to figure out there are two dogs.,surprise,goemotions "I discussed this shop with my cop buddy, he also trusts it. Thanks!",joy,goemotions "And based on the film of [NAME] novel *Johnny Got His Gun*, both worth checking out.",joy,goemotions I genuinely just for once want to be in a situation where everyone applauds. That’s my New Years resolution.,joy,goemotions "That's what I heard coming into this game, people were saying if they don't handle gobert, game over",neutral,goemotions Unfortunate that her knee never rose to the occasion,neutral,goemotions "Noooo. I seriously did not know that. Yes, mind blown. ",anger,goemotions "I have no idea what's going on, but I hate when people surround the car like that. ",anger,goemotions "Sorry, but getting shot at causes an almost instinctive natural reflexive reaction to shoot back. I guess I'm just weird like that. ",sadness,goemotions Advocating for rape and torture of women on a whole and even inciting men to do it seems like it should break the rules.,anger,goemotions "Call them out all you want, begging for state intervention is where I draw the line.",neutral,goemotions Because teams do dumb things when they’re desperate.,anger,goemotions "It's spelled HIPAA, not HIPPA. It also doesn't do what you think, and at best it's the ADA that discourages employers from asking.",anger,goemotions I love music but I haven't given a shit about the Triple J's Hottest 100 in at least 10 years,joy,goemotions [NAME] ran out of her way to butt into the conversation with [NAME] and [NAME]. [NAME] . I can't stand [NAME],anger,goemotions Thats a good way to lose any good will free agents might have about coming here. Promise them something in a deal and then immediately reverse course.,neutral,goemotions "No, it's hard to come by!",anger,goemotions Ahh you poop too much,anger,goemotions ">I want to believe that everyone deserves love They absolutely do! And he loves himself enough already! Too much, in fact.",joy,goemotions I met up with a woman who was 49. She reminded me of being old. That isn't attractive. Youth makes you feel alive.,anger,goemotions There are some amazingly cringey compilations of terrible dialogue from this show on yt,joy,goemotions Shit hitting the fan = Being a child predator. ' hmmmmm... I don't know bout that one chief.,surprise,goemotions Ahh. I forgot that was a thing with large breeds.,surprise,goemotions Nononononononononono this is not happening,sadness,goemotions Dozens. My favorite scene is the tribe bringing dude back from the dead. CHIIIIIKA. CHIIIIIKA. CHIIIIIKA. CHIIIIIKA.,joy,goemotions Perfect example of the disgusting misuse of ‘Orwellian’ on this website,disgust,goemotions Why would they stop magicking away their shit. That seems more practical than a giant plumbing network.,anger,goemotions Yep. That's what made me kiss my SO for the first time. Those eyes. I don't think I'll ever forget.,neutral,goemotions "It would be in the league's best interest for the Dodgers to win too, right??",neutral,goemotions "Best not let [NAME] near him, what with her oils and all...",anger,goemotions Oh definitely. When you work for the gov't you root for the party looking to expand it. Maybe that's how you'll get a raise right?,joy,goemotions hahah if only he had reddit,joy,goemotions That's a lot of calories!,neutral,goemotions "There are 649 voting MPs, so some were absent (or abstained??)",surprise,goemotions I wanted to slap her when she told him she could have died and it would be his fault.,anger,goemotions The rest areas and truck stops are booming!,anger,goemotions "No, honestly. I’ve never had this problem until now and I’m not sure what’s happening ",surprise,goemotions "I figured, just thought I’d throw it out there. Love you :)",joy,goemotions "Saw [NAME] of Big Bang Theory many years ago without makeup and she looked awful, and that was when she was pretty",joy,goemotions So not a single MP wants Brexit to be canceled? You really believe that?,surprise,goemotions Where did you hear this? Sorry I never heard of this and I'm kinda interested now,sadness,goemotions Sometimes I wonder if people are that stupid or that malicious,anger,goemotions No but some random did afterwards. You’re welcome.,joy,goemotions I thinks he's the leader of one those Turkish backed rebel groups. He was accused of raping the wife of one his soldiers and screwing prostitutes.,neutral,goemotions "what a lovely gift, you are blessed my friend, she picked you!!!! use it in good health",joy,goemotions Sounds sensible.,neutral,goemotions "you have zero evidence that anything in this story is fabricated. your blind cop hatred just really, really wants you to believe that.",anger,goemotions Youtube is my Wikipedia. Videos about any interest. But I read Wikipedia sometimes too when I want to know the details.,neutral,goemotions EMAO fats (Eat my ass off),anger,goemotions "I'll definelty look into this, thank you for the advice and kind words :) ",joy,goemotions Oh [NAME]!,joy,goemotions "Yes, when I need to get my jush, it’s freaking epic.",joy,goemotions Get your feet off the table...,anger,goemotions "No my friend, no, I no make fuck-fuck. I take you to girls, many many girls. You make fuck-fuck with girls.",neutral,goemotions Nice hiss!,joy,goemotions [NAME] and [NAME] were amazingly cute when both were in their awkward phase where no one had the guts to step forward.,neutral,goemotions "After I got rammed into by 2 planes on the 1st zone's storm edge in dusty, I couldn't agree more.",joy,goemotions So what you are saying is that you are not a serious guitarist is you use finger guards?,anger,goemotions "[NAME] is promised a valyrian steel sword by daenerys, which one will he get? ",surprise,goemotions What are those baby blue thingies?,surprise,goemotions The rest of the country is getting dicked by the cold weather meanwhile Phoenix had a low of 54 only.,neutral,goemotions Is there a university in China? Are we in 5019?,surprise,goemotions Ugh Morons stop breeding,neutral,goemotions Happy Cake Day! :),joy,goemotions go to bed,neutral,goemotions Weed has never killed anyone. Until now.,joy,goemotions No audio here either (Reddit mobile app),neutral,goemotions "It's like Guatemala, but instead of the US it's Mexico... disgusting ",disgust,goemotions "Wonder no more, this is coming out like next year",neutral,goemotions "Holy crap, what happened to that guy?",surprise,goemotions Are you implying that pundits rightly criticising shite refereeing is responsible for folk threatening [NAME]?,neutral,goemotions Interesting. But it still is kind of guessing how far the target is though? I love BF never snipe though,surprise,goemotions What's your definition of a repeater?,surprise,goemotions Are there no ways to stand up for the Faith without ignoring the Church's law?,surprise,goemotions "I am truly sorry for you because that ""song"" is so awful",sadness,goemotions Oh interesting username,joy,goemotions Sure hope #4 includes subsidized housing. I'm terrified.,joy,goemotions "Thank you, I needed this to vent my frustrations into 😆",joy,goemotions "Boy, are you going to cake yourself when you find out what french kissing is ",surprise,goemotions Oh I thought it was something that was actually contemplated. My bad,sadness,goemotions She would be devastated! Whatever you're going through won't last forever... this will pass!! Ask for help - find someone to talk to!,anger,goemotions Yea it’s a bit creepy,anger,goemotions "[NAME]: ""I wish I won't get robbed of a victory again"" [one finger of the monkeys paw curls]",joy,goemotions "Thank you, that makes me feel better :)",joy,goemotions I’m just here for the historic screenshot. [NAME] is going down in flames!!,neutral,goemotions """Feed the wars and fuck the poors"" is pretty much their policy.",anger,goemotions "> the dems caused the shutdown, Uh they did. They're the ones who won't agree to the wall. ",neutral,goemotions He's an angry elf,neutral,goemotions Yeah but even then I feel like they could’ve went about it better,joy,goemotions That was a fluid motion and it scared me,fear,goemotions "Best song about [NAME] honestly, what a bop ",joy,goemotions I hate that this is true. Some of these offices are such a pain to find and cash tips are never part of the equation,anger,goemotions "Because it's scary, and therefore thrilling to face your fear. Also the shrimp are easier to catch at night.",joy,goemotions Fuck [NAME] for continuing to give her a platform.,anger,goemotions YES! I LOVE Olaplex :),joy,goemotions One day please show this post to him it is so beautiful and kind.,joy,goemotions That water looks like it has alligators in it.,surprise,goemotions Not a nice thing to call your lady friend.,anger,goemotions My father has been dead for two years and it's still been difficult to not talk about him as if he's still alive.,sadness,goemotions Thank you for telling me !,joy,goemotions " No way, man. We're gonna keep on rockin' forever. Forever. Forever. Forever...",joy,goemotions NL West had 3 teams in the playoffs in 2017 and 2 in 2018......wtf you on about,anger,goemotions "BF- If you dont beleive me come over than. *gf goes over to bf's house, sees bf* GF- Hmmm, I might be dreaming. ",neutral,goemotions I focus on the pain,neutral,goemotions "Not really, the save file has nothing to do with the engine.",anger,goemotions Captain you ARE wrong. You’re wrong nooption to argue. I have the final rule ! Nope not gonna listen.,anger,goemotions Back in the day was the best ever than. I giggled nearly to the point of drenching my depends. Ty ty very much.,joy,goemotions Go on the website it’s super easy to get hired loading trucks that’s for sure,joy,goemotions "Leave [NAME] or [NAME], only one of em.. replace one with maybe [NAME]",neutral,goemotions Ignoring your Motte and Bailey. What makes the medical needs of America so unique?,surprise,goemotions I'm a Bioware fanboy so obviously biased. I even enjoyed Andromeda. Haha.,joy,goemotions Thanks now I’m insecure again,joy,goemotions "They are, our cows actually eat grass... and, no corn starch. ",neutral,goemotions I had an urge today. Went straight to the gym. Problem solved. Find something to replace your urges with,joy,goemotions No it’s a lie because he could not possibly have been in Vietnam. And he did not correct a single outlet who said he was.,anger,goemotions If you know anything about those sources then either you understand the dismissal or we aren't going to agree.,anger,goemotions "This is a joke, right...?",surprise,goemotions But they were only contenting because they lucked into [NAME].,neutral,goemotions I think it's ridiculous that we continue to pay taxes to fund paychecks that federal workers aren't receiving.,disgust,goemotions If they could just let us customize the lines it’d be fine,neutral,goemotions Were lucky we were able to get this much money back for him wish him all the best in spain,joy,goemotions "I had a breakthrough last night and i wanted to share, I hope this helps.",neutral,goemotions "I'm sorry, when did a subreddit become a sacred institution? That's a false equivalency.",surprise,goemotions LPT: If you need more money just get a better job that pays more!,joy,goemotions "The current way Boba works doesn't warrant his removal enough. [NAME] isn't technically broken, the way the target system works is.",neutral,goemotions [NAME] damn it [NAME].,anger,goemotions Well I guess Blazers lose cause they're down? :(,neutral,goemotions Yea can get a pic of me and my mates when we go out for drinks next So don't bother trying with jokes? Just keep it empty?,anger,goemotions "Hey now, don’t try to have the guy killed. This is an upstanding sub. ",anger,goemotions "Same here. Together 39, married 37. Me 61, her 60. Ok, times change but stability is everything. ",neutral,goemotions (It was a joke),joy,goemotions Sometimes I want these guys to make it. Sometimes I want these dumbasses to fail.,neutral,goemotions Well tbf [NAME] didn't know he was a father until later,neutral,goemotions But no sex until marriage is one of her rules,neutral,goemotions That’s not what I mean Him being a snack is just well,neutral,goemotions Make a super sweet piece of jewellery,joy,goemotions """We lost good people on both sides""",sadness,goemotions "Sorry, I wish I was wrong, but Mathews is over rated",sadness,goemotions "I used to think that too, before I got over Trump Derangement Syndrome and took the red pill.",surprise,goemotions Oh same here. Too relatable. Makes me wonder what 50 year old me will miss about the body I've got now.,neutral,goemotions Tbh as creepy as this post is I was way more sexually active back when I was 16-20 than I am today Kids are horny 💁‍♂️ Idk,disgust,goemotions And their cats. IT loves kittens.,joy,goemotions AMD this is why we rejoice in his banning.... :),joy,goemotions No way! First I’m hearing about this,surprise,goemotions Of course you can. Wear a racist T-shirt for a day and see what happens.,joy,goemotions "Will do!!!! :D Thank you so, so much!!!",joy,goemotions what does dw mean?,surprise,goemotions Thoroughly entertaining.,joy,goemotions "Cheers Mate, I appreciate that",joy,goemotions I said none of those things. My awareness of a slang term and its means is just that. Understanding language.,neutral,goemotions Gonna give up your best friend for a g huh? I'm glad we aren't friends.,anger,goemotions "Excellent! I hope that EU countries will issue statements of support themselves too, soon. Prime opportunity to really piss into Russias breakfast for once.",joy,goemotions They see me rollin’.....,neutral,goemotions It sure is! Thank you!!,joy,goemotions Stafford Starford Starlord OMG!!!,joy,goemotions How about the hair... lovely. I'd rather die from a headshot...,neutral,goemotions "Before I processed what I was looking at, I thought [NAME] was [NAME].",neutral,goemotions "Welp , that statement is not very wrong.",anger,goemotions "If the fan doesn't work, then I'm fine with it.",joy,goemotions I'm happy for you and myself.,joy,goemotions thanks! nothing else?,joy,goemotions Thank god. This place was authoritarian.,joy,goemotions "Absolutely. If we plan on doing nothing, I’d be content buying myself some flowers and spending a night in taking care of my own business. ",joy,goemotions I miss seeing us have desperate intense energy. Maybe next game,sadness,goemotions "12 years, that's it? Psh I've been dating my gf for 20 and engaged for 10 years",neutral,goemotions Thanks I'll take all the good vibes I can. I'm going to try to sleep too. And get through the next week,joy,goemotions Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.,neutral,goemotions That sex doesn't exist and we're all just pretending for his benefit...,anger,goemotions As I mentioned above I don't have the funds for that right now but as soon as I do I'll definitely be doing that,joy,goemotions I’ve massively improved but it never really gets cured. There are always situations that will give you anxiety.,fear,goemotions Thank you for responding with truth to a top comment that is intentionally very misleading,joy,goemotions "I think there was a reason, there was for me. I saw her as far too power-hungry and completely full of herself.",neutral,goemotions Women aren’t men. We don’t need multiple sexual partners the way men do.,neutral,goemotions She represents window licking retards.,anger,goemotions I understand. Thank you for the suggestion.,joy,goemotions Thanks - Glad I did not waste the money / gold,joy,goemotions This isn't a meme its a cry for help,anger,goemotions This joke has been on here a million times and never ceases to trick me,joy,goemotions "Its the same at my place, not that anyone cares... Netherlands btw",neutral,goemotions Talk to your grandparents... you will be surprised on how much general knowledge they have to share.,surprise,goemotions No. 2 “It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography.”,neutral,goemotions what are you even talking about,neutral,goemotions [NAME] I hope so.,joy,goemotions Maybe you should reflect on why the left is full of [NAME]. I would also like your source on TD being white nationalists.,neutral,goemotions "Yes you can, you need to worry about em for a little while ago obviously doesn't handle as well as like 500lb heavier.",joy,goemotions Because ridiculously attractive people also have self esteem issues and depression Guess what honey The world sucks for everyone There’s no escape We will all die in misery and alone,sadness,goemotions Honestly I thought it just meant any game where you couldn't choose Casual mode... which is everything pre-Awakening.,neutral,goemotions Sorry for your loss; this story is heartwarming.,sadness,goemotions it is dangerous to date men - read the news - women get killed by male partners and ex partners very frequently. Women are amazingly brave.,joy,goemotions "If they keep the registration costs the same, one less plate to make adds up. ",neutral,goemotions "I actually realize this today. Woke up, swept the floor and the bathroom, have being amazing all day long.",joy,goemotions I fucking cant stop laughing. It's so bad it's good.,joy,goemotions When did they say the aliens left behind were injured? Or left behind at all?,neutral,goemotions He knows he's not playing as well as he should be. By that logic [NAME] wants out so he should go too.,neutral,goemotions Thank you. You too.,joy,goemotions Of all 3 trilogies the Prequels pander the most to children. Even with its monotonous political banter.,neutral,goemotions "Haha, just like teaching.",joy,goemotions That sounds fun. I think I can make it. I have tickets already. I’m excited to see [NAME] play as well.,joy,goemotions Are you joking??????,surprise,goemotions They’ve got 1.5 stars off 43 reviews on Yelp. You’ve got to be pretty bad to get that low.,neutral,goemotions Not gonna lie I’m pretty out of it for New Years so I probably knew-jerked more than necessary. Happy New Years my man!,joy,goemotions "Actually good point, I should have asked for the source their too. It was only a rumor when I first heard. Might be wrong, sorry.",surprise,goemotions What the hell. Poor [NAME]. Poor you. Wow.,surprise,goemotions My favorite Green Goblin mask is on a truck in the [NAME] flop Maximum Overdrive.,neutral,goemotions Istn't there a trick about coating the metal with clear nail polish?,surprise,goemotions Stick your head in a blender and leave it on for all year. Turn it off for October and half of November...then right back into it,neutral,goemotions This could be valid. Remember that [NAME] was basically non-existent for the first 4 or so episodes of S9,neutral,goemotions Lol shit yeah.,joy,goemotions I found her advice very insightful. Maybe it will be of use to,joy,goemotions Weird flex but ok,joy,goemotions "> Because I was a disgracefully gullible, immensely stupid fucking dipshit ~~was~~ *am* FTFY",sadness,goemotions "I'm not covering for anybody, trump included.",anger,goemotions not really but [NAME] has written many interesting books on the subject.,neutral,goemotions "Love how she was able to find a 'rabbi' from N anti-Semitic group to ""prove"" her defense of anti-Semitism. Just fantastic. /s",joy,goemotions I had my car window smashed and there wasn't anything in the car and nothing was taken. They don't care.,neutral,goemotions I have an older set by what looks like the same artist. They look identical just with a few different players.,neutral,goemotions Dude who knows u cant tell what a chemical is based on taste,neutral,goemotions Couldnt they just play music through a speaker? This is hilarious,surprise,goemotions That's why I don't open Instagram that much,anger,goemotions In what ways?,neutral,goemotions Doesn't matter how late the apology! She apologised and kindness is all the world needs :),joy,goemotions allegedly it from when he was underage. So maybe let's not do that.,neutral,goemotions Why is this downvoted? It’s right.,anger,goemotions Stanley's in Tyler,neutral,goemotions Also the people there would love our scarlet and gold colors (I'm Chinese).,joy,goemotions Only good commie is a dead one.,neutral,goemotions "I don't care, [NAME] tweets make me uncomfortable and I hate him!!! - Liberals",anger,goemotions Guess there is no benefit for my next car to be any safer considering I haven’t died in my old one then...,neutral,goemotions Omfg das a lotta snow. Maybe I'll get to pull out the gas powered snow thrower for the bloody first timeof the season.,surprise,goemotions To Be Continued dot mp4,neutral,goemotions "My wife's birthday today, we are going for dinner with my lovely girlfriend later, after meeting at ours for coffee and cake. Very happy",joy,goemotions Yes - 21 of the cases were kids,joy,goemotions I want to see the human equivalent to how happy this dog is,joy,goemotions That's great!,joy,goemotions Can't stand people who spam their terrible youtube channels,anger,goemotions Everyday for the last year and a half has been very hard and I should be glad she's gone. I'm almost there.,joy,goemotions "I accidentally drop acid all the time. It's pretty commonplace, from what I hear. Just hang out at home.",neutral,goemotions I’m a millennial and my mortgage payment only takes about 1/5 of my after tax earnings in a month. Feels so good.,joy,goemotions Same. Body hair (on my own body..I don't care what anybody else does with THEIR body hair) grosses me the fuck out.,disgust,goemotions "Nah, life is too short to drive boring car colors. ",anger,goemotions I got mine a few months ago and honestly apprehensive to wear it out to a game in fear of staining it.,fear,goemotions "My dream place is Canada, my bi online friend moved there recently",neutral,goemotions "Ah, modern society's obsession with romance for the sake of romance… I hate it.",anger,goemotions It's a shame when a really attractive person does this to themself. Pretty eyes great smile.,sadness,goemotions Dallas didnt play our schedule lol Even with VJ we could have beaten that team lol,joy,goemotions Ugh... hate when people talk to me when I'm fishing. This would be so awful hahaha,anger,goemotions Victimless crime? Fuck you! Sounds like your unrepentant for being a crippling alchoholic.,anger,goemotions Yeah I'm not arguing there isnt recreational potential though it can certainly mess you up. Doesn't help most products with dxm have other active ingredients.,anger,goemotions That's awesome man. Keep it up bro. Glad to see there's some people out there that still care about others,joy,goemotions Maybe slw the fuck down eh,anger,goemotions Wow! Prayers for everyone there.,joy,goemotions Stranger than fiction. Can't even begin to comprehend what that poor [NAME] was going through.,surprise,goemotions Needles = government/big pharma who are only out to get you,neutral,goemotions This was the scene that hooked me on the show.,joy,goemotions "Well, exactly that actually, lol. ",joy,goemotions That sounds awful. Do you like that schedule?,fear,goemotions "Great, good to hear he was positive, so to speak, about it.",joy,goemotions How many attempts did that insane tech take to pull off?,surprise,goemotions "Dude, I can't express in words how much relief this man brings to my soul.",joy,goemotions "Ah damn, I forgot the /s, a AAA company would never put out a half-finished game. Good catch",joy,goemotions I was too busy looking at the glitch in the Matrix at 0:07.,neutral,goemotions Asuelu nailed it.,joy,goemotions That entire family is so embarrassing.,sadness,goemotions "screenings only at disney land / world, no stream or disk releases. that could work.",neutral,goemotions Bah! You should get it the old fashioned way! By shitposting.,neutral,goemotions Lol. That too,joy,goemotions We’ve bombed plenty of innocent people. How is it any different?,neutral,goemotions You have just been r/woooshed,joy,goemotions Oh I (and he) did not realize that. I’ll correct him the next time I see him.,surprise,goemotions And the amount of crops we eat is destroying river systems and forests. Not to mention the animals killed inadvertently during harvest.,surprise,goemotions I love how when a girl flees saudi arabia in fear of her life she gets called a drama queen. This right here is a drama queen.,joy,goemotions I just started watching Brooklyn 99 this week and was looking for this reference. Thank you.,joy,goemotions deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.1122 ^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?,surprise,goemotions I look at him as a performer but he's still human tho.,neutral,goemotions "Yes, that is exactly what happened.",joy,goemotions Do not use logic dude. Not cool.,anger,goemotions "LA isn’t some scrub team, a win here could really boost us. ",neutral,goemotions That's honestly less than I expected.,joy,goemotions i hope this grossed u out ur welcome 😎,joy,goemotions """I'll leave I'll leaveeee!!!!""",neutral,goemotions "Okay, I'll admit it. I laughed.",joy,goemotions so glad we picked this guy up. was absolutely terrified when we played against him. dude was in the zone.,joy,goemotions Go exercise together. Eat healthy. Drink plenty of water. Time.,neutral,goemotions Enjoying it. It makes shaving my head easier.,joy,goemotions oh man. it took me so long to figure out what you are saying. its literally [NAME],surprise,goemotions Doctor: “I have good news and bad news” Patient: “good news first” Doctor: “we’re naming a disease after you”,neutral,goemotions It's fairly modern.. It opened in 2007.,neutral,goemotions Because III is already remastered... so why not?,neutral,goemotions What insecurities do you have? x,neutral,goemotions ">""tanned"" Thank you BBC, very cool!",joy,goemotions "Thanks for pointing out the only error I made. Out of everything there, that is what you chose to take issue with.",joy,goemotions I wish there was videos of people like this figuring it out later organically and just feeling dumb lol,joy,goemotions you couldn't make a more unsubstantiated claim even if you tried,neutral,goemotions "Yes, we no longer have the necessity to eat animal products. Thus the only difference is pleasure.",surprise,goemotions "To show themself in public like that they never did grow up. A 11 year old in a 25 year old body. Sad, really.",sadness,goemotions "Thanks for the reply. You're right though. If you make a scene about it, you might as well be tattling. Go Browns",joy,goemotions Article says she was present when this happened sometimes and that she was physically and psychologically abusive as well,joy,goemotions "Aww, what a cute pair",joy,goemotions Yes Will do thanks alot!!,joy,goemotions [NAME] probably knows him as the dude who brings him delicious chickens.,neutral,goemotions "19 is still considered a teen right? If so, here I am! At least until March. ",surprise,goemotions I don’t get it :(,surprise,goemotions This is my favourite comment of the day. So because I don't like to be ripped off I should not be able to have a family?,surprise,goemotions Since when can a family member drive against other familymembers because you both own it? That would go horrible if that argument was valid! What the hell!,anger,goemotions You're right. Lets see what Fox News Analyst Lt. Col. [NAME] has to say about Fox,surprise,goemotions Your dog is either very smart or really stupid. Either he realized Switch = less doggo time or he just likes to bite into random stuff.,neutral,goemotions The worst thing about this tweet is how many likes and retweets it got,anger,goemotions lol [NAME],joy,goemotions "oh ok, i'll pass that on to him thanks :)",joy,goemotions Midland has a ton of smart people. A lot of petroleum engineers.,surprise,goemotions Thanks for sharing.,joy,goemotions There you go. You contradict your original position with the [NAME] scenario. That’s a good start.,joy,goemotions And if you ever make a fat cop joke on reddit then you're the worst criminal of all!,anger,goemotions "I bet you that’s what will happen, which pisses me off.",anger,goemotions I don't see whats's the issue here Edit: spelling,neutral,goemotions She's absolutely stunning in that photo,joy,goemotions We would leave ours up a long time. Cooperate decides when the come down. Maybe that's why.,surprise,goemotions There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who extrapolate from incomplete data.,neutral,goemotions You could easily avoid him. What a crazy concept,joy,goemotions These people have absolutely no confidence in their ability to make a living. It’s pathetic.,sadness,goemotions The title of the post started playing this in my head,neutral,goemotions i didnt know that blonde coffee has a different scoop until like 3 months in tbh,neutral,goemotions Lol I'm literally an anarchist but okay,neutral,goemotions This guy doesn’t know how to life...,sadness,goemotions "Morocco sucks, I don’t blame you for not wanting to go",sadness,goemotions "The FBI has an age cut-off, so act fast!",neutral,goemotions You can't choose what genes you pass on.,neutral,goemotions even the safe queen (pearl) was amazing. i would have had pearl and ginger double win,joy,goemotions Yeah I think this is a well rounded pov. Agree.,joy,goemotions She muctb not really be that into you,anger,goemotions He doesn't know who leaked it. The guy filming it isn't the same guy that leaked it.,neutral,goemotions "Is that bottom trey filled with beer? If so, how did he acquire them?",surprise,goemotions This is more like yesyesyesyesmeh.,neutral,goemotions These made up phonetic alphabets these cops use drive me nuts...,neutral,goemotions "he said the victims who survivied ""pushed a fat person in front of the shooter"" yeah that really 'making fun of bad ideas' ",neutral,goemotions Interesting user name :).,joy,goemotions I don't understand how her hair is 'too light' or how that effects the concealer.,surprise,goemotions "Thank you, agreed. ",joy,goemotions "I read through this whole chain and your patience is absolutely commendable. Good on you for explaining it in such a level fashion to someone so willfully ignorant,",joy,goemotions "Best way to ship an item that is roughly 120"" x 8"" x 8"" and weighs 45 lbs? Thank you!!",joy,goemotions "Pretend you are the lead in a movie. You will probably get laid, confidence is everything. Bingo bango, great night!",joy,goemotions I also love this decline in bch prices. Cheers.,joy,goemotions "Doubt is an integral part of faith. Dont worry, it will help you in the long run",joy,goemotions Let's watch impractical jokers!,joy,goemotions "I use to play with colored pencils as a child, I also use to play with chapsticks and lipsticks too! They are very entertaining!",joy,goemotions Words of wisdom! Do spend that cash in upgrading your ability cards.,joy,goemotions I'm going to try and have this mindset ... I wanna eat slower,neutral,goemotions you are a very nice person!,joy,goemotions I’m chuckling at you referring to it as a little ho.,joy,goemotions Thanks man. You too,joy,goemotions of course everyones for sure ML isles lose in the S/O lol,joy,goemotions Good shit chivas,neutral,goemotions Maybe it was. I don't really understand what the point you're trying to make here is.,surprise,goemotions Name one thing this person in power has said or done that’s racist. This should be fun..,joy,goemotions Aladdin is my jam as well! :D,neutral,goemotions "Downtown LA has some great Spanish/Hispanic clubs that play great [NAME] music. You should try La Cita, Las Perlas, or Las Cañas. All great clubs/venues.",joy,goemotions I did not post this. I really do find it funny tho,joy,goemotions * Make sure you've got more than enough to eat at home,neutral,goemotions Ha. She cried because you influenced it.,anger,goemotions He's only making like 3M more than [NAME] this year wow,surprise,goemotions Yea its really dissapointing,sadness,goemotions "Nah, I knock on the door from inside, or the wall, or tap the floor, seems easier",neutral,goemotions This is cute AF. For 5.00 - 10.00? That's not bad yo. Some people at fairs would pay for 25.00 for this.,joy,goemotions "As much as I’d love [NAME] to be gone, i know they never would ",anger,goemotions "the upside is that they can hold quite a bit, so you can almost always just empty it in the comfort of your own bathroom",neutral,goemotions It’s deeply bizarre.,sadness,goemotions "My dog knows when I say ""BRB"" on the mic he gets up and runs to the door.",joy,goemotions You don’t have to look bi to be bi lmao,neutral,goemotions This was a hate crime. Cut and dried.,joy,goemotions Thank god. The capitalists are the most virtuous among us.,joy,goemotions Man. I can't wait until my life is so devoid of meaning I feel compelled to complain in a silly joke subreddit.,anger,goemotions Bottom right is the cutest,joy,goemotions "Reply with ""Oh, my bad"". Don't make a big fuss out of it. People make mistakes.",anger,goemotions 100% yes. My sister's ex is an actual monster but my niece still sees his family.,joy,goemotions "But we not out performing like she is, we just need a less matte version to keep us through our daily struggle life. ",neutral,goemotions Yeah. That was my point.,joy,goemotions Sacramento fun as hell,joy,goemotions "What an awful video. I just wanted to see the jump in real time, not 10 cuts of the start, followed by 1 slomo finish.",joy,goemotions Get him boys!,anger,goemotions There is no god. *[NAME] is content in own company. .: If there was a god it is definitely not an [NAME].,neutral,goemotions Loved it. Can't wait to see more.,joy,goemotions [NAME] article the other day was below contempt. Don't know what I expected tbh.,neutral,goemotions I guess if you haven't been on the sub for a while you don't understand that boycott was synonymous with incels and the alt-right,neutral,goemotions "It was SO hard to click the upvote button on this one. It's one of those ""I hate it. Well done"" moments.",anger,goemotions I'd pause and say yes...? Haha.,joy,goemotions No going back after switching to a safety razor. Even the most expensive blades are 10x+ cheaper than Gillette.,neutral,goemotions "except that he can't, he already played a South American U20 with Argentina which cap ties him.",neutral,goemotions I wouldn't say age would stop it just lessen the affect of it but probably start to notice it around mid to late 30's.,surprise,goemotions I’m getting visions of bitcoin private all over again. Good luck guys.,joy,goemotions """Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that."" - [NAME]",joy,goemotions Great idea! Thanks :),joy,goemotions Congrats! Make one extra payment a year and you’ll have it paid off in 15 years instead of 30.,joy,goemotions There are plans to widen Parmer during the next few years.,neutral,goemotions "No thanks, prefer the fairness of Public/Veteran. No cheating admins.",anger,goemotions There's piece of shit 2 bedroom homes in Palo Alto that cost 3 million. Those schools are damn good though.,joy,goemotions Rusty you the bomb! I'm okish now but just knowing you are out there makes me smile! Cheers! xoxo,joy,goemotions I hope this doesn't means we won't get to see [NAME] as playable god.,joy,goemotions "Fair point, [NAME] actually does not know the definition of a good mother, to her affection and spoiling is being a mother.",neutral,goemotions Not all seatbelts prevent you from hitting. source: shattered my kneecap and fucked up my legs on the dash of my Miata,neutral,goemotions had to google mesosphere. good job.,joy,goemotions i remember my grandparents seemed to hate each other. my grandpa had a hearing aid and when grandma starting nagging he'd reach up and turn it off.,neutral,goemotions Wow. That scene would’ve made knocked up much better.,joy,goemotions Beautiful picture!,joy,goemotions Doesn't matter what we do. The announcers will trash the Wolves and praise the Lakers. I miss [NAME] and [NAME].,sadness,goemotions Love the post bro. Gave me a lot of ideas.,joy,goemotions "Do they have rankings beyond the top 9? It'd be great to see what type of talent would be available in rounds 3, 4 etc.",neutral,goemotions Stadium remains the best dlc map of all time,joy,goemotions I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode.,neutral,goemotions if you ever played hardcore in previous titles with no doritos you would know that this in fact not the case,neutral,goemotions "2018, more disappointment. ",sadness,goemotions Despite the fact that they've been writing it for millennia.,neutral,goemotions with these comments i thought this was r/vegan for a sec lmao,joy,goemotions I've been watching it recently and it is such an amazing show!,joy,goemotions What song was that earlier ? It went oooh oooh ooooh oooh oooh oooh.,surprise,goemotions "You fruitcart, you oughta be ashamed of knowing that, let alone expecting anyone else to know.",sadness,goemotions Was it? I thought it was someone from last season. Maybe I am just remembering wrong. I’ll have to watch her again!,neutral,goemotions "I lived for your comment. I'm a goofy goober, yeah. ",joy,goemotions He has like a million jobs though,neutral,goemotions What Subreddit?,neutral,goemotions """I want to be me"" Then go ahead cure yourself, [NAME]. Don't make this decision for others ",neutral,goemotions "[NAME] fan mad, very mad",neutral,goemotions true that.,joy,goemotions Keep going in this way and help me to control my dreams before in 30 years.,neutral,goemotions "the young and the goal-less Thanks TSN, i hate it",joy,goemotions "Even if you don't act on them, you still should stay away. It's not normal to fantasize about doing sexual things to children.",anger,goemotions "doubt it, there wasn't a single mention of it",neutral,goemotions Argument a month. I should be so lucky.,anger,goemotions How it feels*,neutral,goemotions "That's some creepy coincidence, then! Maybe I'll find my Donut twin on here one day! 😮 One can only hope...",joy,goemotions At least the repulsive sex scenes are helping me maintain my diet,neutral,goemotions "How the hell is that comment ""holding the GM accountable""",anger,goemotions Why does it matter? Isn't this just 2 oppressive systems of control fighting against each other?,neutral,goemotions this may have already been asked but what about the pelvic bones found in the quarry?? how tf is [NAME] still in prison??,neutral,goemotions "Abstaining is dumb, she should’ve voted no",anger,goemotions deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.5933 ^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?,neutral,goemotions How is it? It was consensual. They are practically adults anyway.,surprise,goemotions "This is great, thank you",joy,goemotions "There is no such thing as 'incel worldview'. Youve been indoctrinated by other subs, most likely [NAME]. Admit that you're wrong and move on.",surprise,goemotions Did that EVER work? Why did [NAME] keep going to that play over and over again when it resulted in 4th down after 4th down?,surprise,goemotions "now that you say it, i can't unsee it...",neutral,goemotions The lines are going to heal straight?,surprise,goemotions Ok I tried to search the sub... is it too late to get a flair? It won’t work for me,joy,goemotions It's good,joy,goemotions Is this because of the sudden spate of comments feeling shocked that we don't respect proud right leaners or have you always had these mails?,surprise,goemotions How is ot unreasonable. You take responsebility for what you breed. This natalist perversion is disgusting. The product didnt fail you. You failed the product.,anger,goemotions Looks like something you would see in a comedy movie.,joy,goemotions "The functional use could be served by a $5 watch, so that's not really the point.",neutral,goemotions "Hi, yes? Ok, one moment... Hey OP, yesterday called and they want their post back. ",neutral,goemotions Thank you so much❤,joy,goemotions "It’s interesting, especially if you do it every single day, but I’m here for it.",joy,goemotions Probably also saves money. An extra 3 napkins you dont use each time multiplied by thousands of people per day adds up quick,neutral,goemotions why are other dashers such [NAME] 🤣who made y’all so upset,surprise,goemotions The problem is that rent controls and the prevention of urban infrastructure expansion is killing city renters. Which is what most cities do.,sadness,goemotions That means nothing beyond the fact that I couldn’t be asked arguing with you. It was a no contest essentially.,neutral,goemotions If you are advocating some voluntary form of socialism then we have no beef.,neutral,goemotions Be adult Pay taxes to govt Be deemed incompetent by people with different views Feels bad,sadness,goemotions "Pb, filth!",neutral,goemotions Kids can't have fun anymore...:(,sadness,goemotions "Finally, someone that understands you don't just get to keep information from your spouse about cheating to ""protect them"". That's crazy to me.",anger,goemotions "Oh, naggers. Of course.",neutral,goemotions What exactly is insane about this,surprise,goemotions "He looks proud of his work, leave him be.",joy,goemotions Yes. Exactly. Anything non [NAME] belongs in the trash. Glad you agree.,joy,goemotions Her eyes are so dark u can barly see it lol someone should have told her that,joy,goemotions "He is already 19, turns 20 in July I think",surprise,goemotions The polls don't reflect that. He's more popular than ever,neutral,goemotions "I feel the same way! It just doesn’t get better for some of us, I’m sick of hearing that it gets better.",joy,goemotions I'm glad we have a place we can come to when we have doubts. Thank you so much.,joy,goemotions "Seriously, check his food. It is upsetting his stomach.",anger,goemotions "No, not at all.",anger,goemotions I don't think any [RELIGION] woman would care about such a thing. If they did then they have their own problems.,anger,goemotions "I just watched this episode the other day. I was MORTIFIED. I like seasoned chicken, but not that kinda season no",neutral,goemotions "oh, rich people loooooooooooooooooooove to prey on the poor, they couldn't bear not raping, mocking, humiliating, profiting from, the 99%",neutral,goemotions We can work on both. Ignore centrists who want to pretend that we have to choose.,joy,goemotions But [NAME] is fine,joy,goemotions Okay. Thanks for the information. I'll look into it once I get home.,joy,goemotions scared for sure... scared of how much money we're gonna have to pay him it's gonna be all the moneys,fear,goemotions At least it's not a T bone,neutral,goemotions I hope Thier friends now,joy,goemotions Cue [NAME] and his rant on old American men,neutral,goemotions You do realize that this is the sub for non-Trump supporters to come ask questions to [NAME] supporters. The OPs are all non-Trump supporters,surprise,goemotions 29 and 39. Didn’t get to see my fathers parents for too long. I definitely got my condition from my Father.,neutral,goemotions wouldn't it actually probably be Army?,neutral,goemotions This is dumb. Why is Detroit Lions infiltrating here.,surprise,goemotions Yeah but she didn’t get anybody to vote for anyone. She said they all said they were voting for [NAME] anyway.,neutral,goemotions Another italian word could be added to that brexit context. Comedia dell arte.,neutral,goemotions I like it that way :) My point is that you’re an attention seeker like [NAME],joy,goemotions Lol it was worse for them last year,joy,goemotions I used to really like [NAME]. Now she is the worst :(,sadness,goemotions "I make it a point to toss it real loud in the QMOS bin so they see where the shit goes, [NAME].",neutral,goemotions "Don't worry, I'm pretty sure you're right and he's wrong ",joy,goemotions this is the perfect example of something that is a terrible combination without being outright disgusting.,disgust,goemotions "Kinda both, they maintain a pin-up section in their newspaper bizarrely enough. Not like any of the credible newspapers in the province ever needed that.",neutral,goemotions I'm so happy this post blew up because this is so true,joy,goemotions [NAME] lost her guitar canonically,sadness,goemotions "Believe it or not, I actually am. With the exception of stupidity. ",neutral,goemotions "unrealistic, the little fuck didn't taunt post-kill",anger,goemotions only facts mate - so nothing you would be interested in,anger,goemotions That FPS is *smooth*,neutral,goemotions You goatta be kidding me!,joy,goemotions Thing is: the Kansas GOP is fractured. The kobach wing and the other wing. I don’t know where [NAME] fits.,neutral,goemotions Jokes are even more terrible lately,disgust,goemotions Sydney is not for you,anger,goemotions >The left doesn't need this kind of public displays. >i never said that explictly or implicitly **thinking emoji**,neutral,goemotions "I wouldn't ever make a broad generalization like that. Typical honkies, assuming stuff",anger,goemotions Oh no he didn't!,anger,goemotions "Actually feel sorry for her. She has depression and low self esteem, this is not going to make it better.",sadness,goemotions Signed up! This is brilliant!,joy,goemotions that was the part that got to me first. ouchie.,joy,goemotions "Somebody should make this a smaller video to share it around, this poor kid is going through a lot.",sadness,goemotions other than the fact that she's totally korean you mean?,surprise,goemotions OP may have been avoiding [NAME] jokes.,neutral,goemotions "Well, I don't agree, but I do appreciate having a real discussion rather than just name calling lol. Agree to disagree",anger,goemotions "55 here. Of course, I could never catch me one of those wonderful incels.",sadness,goemotions this made me stop subconsciously breathing and now I can't stop thinking about it,fear,goemotions "rather than wait for the site to load, we'll just tell you it didn't load - Reddit",neutral,goemotions Phew ...,neutral,goemotions I think some people don't understand that they don't do him any favor by putting too high expectations on him.,neutral,goemotions [NAME] stopped napping at 18 months. We’ve been implementing quiet time since. It’s wondrous.,surprise,goemotions thank [NAME] it was returned,joy,goemotions Mammatus clouds! Somewhat unusual for Sydney,neutral,goemotions good job with being proactive with mental health.,joy,goemotions I'm more saying that I think the south is a joke.,joy,goemotions Thank you. It is somewhat comforting to think this may be the real issue and not that she just doesn't want to with me anymore.,joy,goemotions I agree. This is assault. Leave the ignorant hill [NAME] alone.,joy,goemotions My mistake lol,joy,goemotions "We knew *a* person was within eyesight, which doesn't exactly give us much. ",neutral,goemotions "No way. [NAME] was annoying. Arizona left a huge gap in the cast, she was great ",anger,goemotions "Yeah I remember when they banned bathrooms, crazy thing. ",surprise,goemotions I identify as a person of size despite being actually smol,neutral,goemotions Oh look [NAME] piggy backing attention at the end there.,neutral,goemotions "Man, I wish Fed was still 26 for these matches lol ",joy,goemotions I feel like the cameraman is having a seizure or something,neutral,goemotions I mean if my wife looks like that when I get married then I’ll be quite happy.,joy,goemotions Truly wretched.,sadness,goemotions "What’s crazy is when [NAME] came back [NAME] played him down the stretch instead of [NAME], [NAME] seems fed up with [NAME]. ",surprise,goemotions You came to die,neutral,goemotions "Wrong. Dopamine is addictive, seratonin is well being. ",anger,goemotions And I *can* physically drink over 12 beers in a sitting. And my cat *can* physically jump out of the open window if he wanted to. Sigh.,neutral,goemotions "Interesting article, terrible author. Plagued with grammatical errors.",sadness,goemotions "Damn, this one sucks doubly so considering all the positive threads on here today.",anger,goemotions "Shhhh let them have it, they need this. They are still living in 1990 lol",joy,goemotions I actually laughed my ass off so hard i had tears. Well done creator!!,joy,goemotions "Rice grad here, can confirm, am owl.",joy,goemotions nope! she meets up with robb en route to the twins and he sends her back to riverrun to not spite the freys. little did he know..,neutral,goemotions Must be nice,joy,goemotions [NAME] said Monday was Columbus Day and those two bought it. Unbelievable.,surprise,goemotions For me it's more about making my personal appearance a hobby more than just buying expensive stuff to have it,joy,goemotions All of this is almost blow for blow identical to the conditioning children in abusive homes go through. Take from that what you will.,neutral,goemotions > whatever happened to MK9's revealing style? Female characters started getting treated as actual characters and not just strictly fanservice mannequins.,surprise,goemotions That guy probably makes minimum wage doing delivery. And you just not only stole the pizza he delivered but his bike too. Belongs in r/imatotalpieceofshit,neutral,goemotions "Wow two shitty reactions out of order, judging by the way [NAME] looks at you the sweetest.",surprise,goemotions Zer0 went from 4-0 to 3-2???,neutral,goemotions It makes it especially delicious when our one sub with ~100 active members gets accused of controlling the entire political debate on Reddit,neutral,goemotions I don’t think it retains more fat but you can get bloated and stuff and retaining water will make the scale go up,neutral,goemotions This never gets old for me!!!!,neutral,goemotions "Thank you so much! I know I deserve better, it just hard moving on and knowing that it’s finished.",joy,goemotions Its hard not to lol,neutral,goemotions I would assume most people don't listen to the radio for more than an hour at a time.,neutral,goemotions You want to fix them. You can’t. This was a hard life lesson for me to learn. I also am a giant loser magnet.,sadness,goemotions "Doctor is Spy! ~Grunt, too late.",surprise,goemotions r/browns and browns Twitter are ready to boil over. Let's get this thing over with,neutral,goemotions just wait till [NAME] gets his less than 10 years deal.,neutral,goemotions Your just killing time now.,anger,goemotions I don't think I'd like that either.,anger,goemotions "We don't undervalue him, almost any and all experts thing he is just not worth his contract.",anger,goemotions Haven't been able to watch tonight and just saw the score. What is happening?!,surprise,goemotions Got me spitted coffee all over my phone🤣,joy,goemotions I live an hour from one but was afraid of driving all the way there and them telling me that I have to order one.,fear,goemotions IMAGINE TRYING TO MAKE ACADEMIES VIABLE WITH NO DOMESTIC TRANSFER MARKET LOL,neutral,goemotions Maybe [NAME] would rape you too if that makes you feel better,neutral,goemotions "Because the Wizards play much much better without [NAME], thats why, they have won their last 3 games, all against playoff teams",neutral,goemotions Now I'm over thinking. Maybe I have justified it to be able to move on and get closure???,surprise,goemotions Alllllllways. Losing that toonie makes you feel like a rookie every time.,sadness,goemotions "those were actually just meant as an example, but that really doesn't change anything. the artifacts were STOLEN and must be returned.",neutral,goemotions I’m downvoting because it seems like r/iamverysmart material.,anger,goemotions Infacy gosples?,surprise,goemotions [NAME] - I misspelt and can’t correct it now,surprise,goemotions ahh sweet man seems like i have more luck at night like 6 and after,neutral,goemotions Better than I do about [NAME].,neutral,goemotions "Under [NAME], in 2018, unemployment raised above 4% at least 6 TIMES---in ONE year! What exactly are the [NAME] supporting? 🤔",neutral,goemotions Thanks for the love bro,joy,goemotions "want* a source on that, sorry.",sadness,goemotions Looks like my greyhounds feet,neutral,goemotions Maybe we will see each other over on that thread and everyone can openly mock me. You should submit it!,neutral,goemotions > Probably because the guy gets violent because of his ~~ego~~ **fragile sexuality** FTFY,neutral,goemotions This is a toxic behaviour.. get rid of him as soon as possible.,joy,goemotions Haha thank you! I do love a good tea.,joy,goemotions "What are you on about man, those are just rollerblades for fancy occasions ",neutral,goemotions "No, but its a big problem in itself. ",neutral,goemotions So happy the new rules weren't in place back then. All those hard hits on [NAME] would have made the refs flag-happy,joy,goemotions This is why you should only ever do incremental payments based in the work done.,joy,goemotions Please do. lol,joy,goemotions It continually amazes me how many people don't understand this.,surprise,goemotions "I'm always stuck in platinum because every match is a loss, no healer what so ever",sadness,goemotions You really need to stop hanging out with those people.,anger,goemotions Oh yeah didn’t notice the username. Yeah please do. I just recently got into photography. Total noob but I love it.,joy,goemotions You got this! One day at a time.,neutral,goemotions I think it has more to do with them deriving a sense of identity from work. Remove the work and what remains?,neutral,goemotions He’s a professional liar making promises to get elected when all he concerned with is a power gain.,anger,goemotions In sorry but that seems like quite a shallow grave...,sadness,goemotions Because in a world of fake people you need strangers being mean to get an honest opinion.,joy,goemotions "This has worked for me so many times, whenever I try to make a new habit I try to maintain it for 2 weeks and then it becomes routine",joy,goemotions The whole thing is poetry. That finish is magic. Nose to the mit. Love this !,joy,goemotions I just can't believe she had the nerve to call both [NAME] and [NAME] low ability,surprise,goemotions You should be embarrassed. Not only because you are a adulterer but because you are a pedo for thinking of your son.,sadness,goemotions This just made me laugh loudly in public causing uncomfortable stares.,joy,goemotions "That's an interesting way to do it. I might come off as a little crazy, but this would definitely be an interesting experiment. ",joy,goemotions "[NAME], she really is my least favorite queen I drag race history. Boring, try-hard, and busted makeup.",sadness,goemotions "yeah I don't get the hate for [NAME] regardless of the hustle thing, there were stretches where he was for real carrying the team hardcore.",joy,goemotions "Yup, that's exactly what happened when the alt-right took over the sub. So glad I won't get banned for saying that now.",surprise,goemotions "The fact that people are still governed by tribal taboos from 2,500 years ago is insane. ",neutral,goemotions How much less could you care?,neutral,goemotions People done be ignorant,anger,goemotions Won't continue. But the positive thing is it's not on fire shooting. It's great ball movement.,joy,goemotions "If you want any hope of getting better, you must stop everything and anything with underage girls...forever ",joy,goemotions Appreciate the honesty though,neutral,goemotions Ah yes you cant forget [NAME] vs the ra,neutral,goemotions He's likeable but the pace of a game on live tv is too much for him. He'd definitely be better suited as a halftime guy,joy,goemotions "Of course he gets you, he’s your brother. j/k",joy,goemotions It really do be like that,joy,goemotions "Roast you? The fires of Mount Doom already did that for you, you [NAME] looking ass. ",disgust,goemotions I got $10 on Anzac Day as the guy won money and 2 x $5 tips that’s all.,joy,goemotions Proven defense and offense at 26 years old on a contract that would cover THE ENTIRETY OF HIS PRIME isn't an upgrade over Andújar?,neutral,goemotions From what the experts say his chances are like 0 so 🤷🏻‍♂️.,neutral,goemotions He’s one of America’s greatest songwriters.,joy,goemotions "If they were that good, she wouldn't have burned through 3 pairs in 3 years. ",sadness,goemotions "Yea, husband learned his lesson quite quick. Thank you! :)",joy,goemotions Thanks GM & Ford!,joy,goemotions "I mean, he is a terrible president. ",anger,goemotions This cheat... what would that be? I may have made a choice I'm currently regretting.,surprise,goemotions Any EU countries that get tricked into nationalism become prey and weaker relative to Russia and the US.,neutral,goemotions Yes had the problem a month or so ago but has since gone away,neutral,goemotions the excitement when they all first come in always makes me happy,joy,goemotions "Yeah, it’d be weird to have two green arrows running around. ",disgust,goemotions "Sauerkraut is amazing, but only as a side to a main.",joy,goemotions "I gotta take credit for YouTube because he recommends some sick underground artists but old ones? Never, at least for me",joy,goemotions "Ah okay, I see! Thanks for the clarification.",joy,goemotions Not any weirder than male doctors handling women junk for centuries.,disgust,goemotions "Wow,29 turnovers. Something to talk about",surprise,goemotions "No, but it can cost more than the minimum wage.",surprise,goemotions Anyone else think [NAME] kind of reminds them of [NAME]?,neutral,goemotions All you need to read is [NAME] death near the end of the book to remind you... “Twas a comical effect.”,neutral,goemotions Is it just me or is the print WAY off kilter?,neutral,goemotions Can we put down weed bro? He’s faced too much suffering.,surprise,goemotions They didn’t even respond to my email so I don’t think it’s gonna work,sadness,goemotions Did you remember [NAME]?,neutral,goemotions Glad I could help!,joy,goemotions That’s a good way of putting it,joy,goemotions The woman types like she isn’t a native speaker of English. Which worries me immensely.,sadness,goemotions I don't think we can threaten them with something that's likely to be illegal to convince them.,joy,goemotions He'd have to ask his mom,neutral,goemotions Knowing [NAME] he’d probably give [NAME] up for a 5th rounder smh,neutral,goemotions "Same, I always disliked his ""thuggish"" personality and popoffs on stream but he seems like a genuinely nice guy.",joy,goemotions "Yeah lol like I'm cool with signing/drafting DL but pls not in the first like 3 rounds lol, much less at 2.",joy,goemotions Underaged drinking in Wisconsin... get out no way!!!,anger,goemotions Right? I’ve never heard of it being made with French dressing.,surprise,goemotions "I wish I could go, but I can’t. Do enjoy your time and I pray it is spiritually fruitful for you!",joy,goemotions "Umm, but I got to a Barber Shop that has more female barbers than men....",neutral,goemotions Hahaha. I see what you did there!,joy,goemotions "I am now sad the latest Thief was so mediocre, because the actual City the game took place in was a great little world.",sadness,goemotions "RIP [NAME], you were a sweet girl. It's been over 10 years but I still miss you.",sadness,goemotions "Truly a beautiful story, 11/10 :')",joy,goemotions You know what happens when we make assumptions!!! Good point. Thank you.,joy,goemotions My bad! It looked so real XD thanks for the heads up,joy,goemotions "If your maternal grandmother is [RELIGION], so are you. Not having ceremonies doesn't change that.",joy,goemotions Whats more scary than a yellow man? A yellow man using yellow colour,neutral,goemotions "Congratulations on your shiny spine! I really hope your boyfriend backs you up but even if not, we all do! ",joy,goemotions So there's hope for the rest of us! Thanks for sharing. What helped you get to where you are?,joy,goemotions Oh man... my grandparents on both sides of the family have passed away and it was tough... we’re here for you,sadness,goemotions This isn't even cringe this is irony,neutral,goemotions [NAME] i really hate entitled people. Upvote if you think that EPs are worse than Antivaxxers.,anger,goemotions "Ok, I will take this with a pinch of salt, but take it into consideration nonetheless. Thanks.",joy,goemotions When you insult someone you might want to start by insulting them to where they can understand what you're trying to say...who givES A fuck .,anger,goemotions That's why the OP was proposing a global tax law,neutral,goemotions That song was epic live,joy,goemotions Good luck tomorrow! I had to go back last Wednesday. The only silver lining was that it was a short week.,joy,goemotions "First I was afraid, I was petrified...",fear,goemotions Ehhh but as a survivor I hate noed and hex ruin why would I run them against someone else,anger,goemotions Didn't he also come in half way through the season? 😏 Not defending [NAME] or hating on [NAME]. ,neutral,goemotions I think she has a good chance,joy,goemotions Where did I state I wanted to keep Syria going? Is making things up just a usual part of your arguements?,neutral,goemotions Glad [NAME] found some love in his life,joy,goemotions That's without the Observant feat as well which knocks an extra 5 on it,neutral,goemotions "If we get past the ""scraps"" problem I might lose interest though cause then I'll have plenty of stuff.",neutral,goemotions We draft [NAME] OUR ARMS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!,neutral,goemotions That’s crazy! I’ve watched every season 6 times now and I’m just realizing that they are in an office!,surprise,goemotions Well the explosive oil laced diarrhoea probably makes you feel better about the flu,neutral,goemotions You mean the trip advisor era.,neutral,goemotions "If you don't like it, you didn't have to comment. Just let people be happy.",joy,goemotions Loooong way to go in the season. A lot could happen. All we need is bottom 3 for a shot,neutral,goemotions And sing the beat !,neutral,goemotions They would be part of a nation controlled by the media.,neutral,goemotions "Lol for real tho. But hey, we’re a football, soccer, and tennis school now",joy,goemotions I was ok till that last one.,joy,goemotions I’m shaking rn,neutral,goemotions You need to stop focusing on him and focus on you and your daughter.,neutral,goemotions Oh I got you. Likewise for us. I’ll take a look later and name some names!,neutral,goemotions Now [NAME] is the popular one!!,neutral,goemotions "It's brainwashing. When you have people keep pleasuring themselves, they're easier to manipulate. ",joy,goemotions Happy cake day to you too!,joy,goemotions Ugh. [NAME] is so naughty.,neutral,goemotions RemindMe! 3 months,neutral,goemotions It's got home made bread pudding so therefore the rest has to be good!,joy,goemotions Is it really up to $11?,surprise,goemotions Surprise my what now?,surprise,goemotions Now I don’t blame [NAME] for his way of thinking😂 people like this wtf,anger,goemotions "If anything, [NAME] got fouled ",neutral,goemotions Omg!! Its rainbow!!,joy,goemotions I ahead and report this jerk offs!!!!,neutral,goemotions Which views conflict? That's a really important part. Do you still consider yourself Orthodox? Do you want to be Orthodox?,neutral,goemotions "Because the universe is dumb and not fair, but we can make it less dumb",joy,goemotions Ty going through a lot right now and this made me smile.,joy,goemotions "Oh she'll most probably die in that route for sure. I just hope she doesn't get a lame death, that's all",joy,goemotions "Girl we been knew she's been telling us another album is on it's way since thank you, next",joy,goemotions She got 3.5 million more votes than [NAME],neutral,goemotions Which three of you motherfuckers changed it from 666 upvotes when I clicked on this post?,anger,goemotions Most of them I know quit and went to work elsewhere. 10 years and out here.,neutral,goemotions I think there are more deleted comments than actual comments.,neutral,goemotions Ah that's so cool!!,joy,goemotions "You should probably use that time to make a decent argument not the other thread then, I'm just going to leave you here .",joy,goemotions "Or plan ahead, call 511 periodically for updates, and don't put your shitty load ahead of your own life.",joy,goemotions What? I don’t just want to sleep with him. I want more idk... I value myself,anger,goemotions We desperately need a veteran WR with so many rookies around. Like a [NAME] for [NAME] and company.,joy,goemotions "Yep. Two actually. Both older. Brother undiagnosed, sister diagnosed. It’s been a hellish nightmare... ",neutral,goemotions "*dun dun* no but seriously, go full no contact with this predator. ",neutral,goemotions Sleepy [NAME]?,neutral,goemotions I’ll be there later this year. Can’t wait.,joy,goemotions "thanks, i didn”t think of it that way but i guess it”s true",joy,goemotions "Thank you for sharing, I hope your mum can find a partner :)",joy,goemotions That is some serious dedication... He must love his job,joy,goemotions I've bet you've never even met an immigrant.,neutral,goemotions STOP GETTING BEAT WHEN YOU HAVE THE ADVANTAGE!,joy,goemotions Oh [NAME] how awful,disgust,goemotions Does anyone have the video of [NAME] drawing the charge I didn't get to see it.,sadness,goemotions Too bad I already got a college degree 5 years ago. ;) Would love to go back to school again.,sadness,goemotions "Thank you. Yeah it's a nice thought, being sheltered and happy before any worries or drama. It would be nice...",joy,goemotions I don't recall saying we didn't - I just don't think we're particularly bad.,neutral,goemotions Happy Cake day!,joy,goemotions The what now?,surprise,goemotions I'd be happy to make a donation if you've got some left!,joy,goemotions Hahahaha that one is my favorite [NAME] video,joy,goemotions [NAME] has had a great game so far. Really promising.,joy,goemotions I would like to suggest one that's like Would You Rather. More of a dark comedy but oh so good. Cheap Thrills is amazing,joy,goemotions "Maybe inappropriate, but [NAME] mamma can get it..... ",neutral,goemotions Exactly. He is doing a diet trend that just happens to be meat-free.,joy,goemotions "Yeah, I understand. Sorry about that, have a nice week!",joy,goemotions "The double fist bump made me smile, her happiness was contagious",joy,goemotions "No, of course, no one has ever had his best axedwarve decapitated in the first goblin fight.",anger,goemotions In many states the law prosecutes the server just as harsh as the lawbreakers when it comes to alcohol. Dram shop law,sadness,goemotions If you attach barbed wire it will require the person breaking in to have a pair of pliers to break it down.,neutral,goemotions Oh nice. Let's me try this. Thanks for sharing,joy,goemotions "I was kicked, and apparently don't care about oversharing on Reddit about it anymore",neutral,goemotions I had someone do that to me on a delivery only order I was really upset it's another deceiving thing that we have to deal with on here,sadness,goemotions Good news. Makes me feel BCH is way underpriced and has a huge upside.,joy,goemotions "Omg the etsy side hustle. I have time to do that, and it fulfills me so much",joy,goemotions Pop pop!,neutral,goemotions use this to make you aim better than my bad aim :),joy,goemotions Still an ad hominem and not a legitimate argument or counterpoint :),anger,goemotions That guy with the orange jacket looks so distraught. Feels bad man.,sadness,goemotions "i meant that either one has no scientific backing and was just made by random people, knowing how much people love lables",neutral,goemotions "Then they're the worst fascists of all time, because their critics have been extremely loud and public, while not being murdered.",disgust,goemotions Pls shut up,anger,goemotions And..the reality of it hurts,sadness,goemotions "Thanks [NAME], very cool.",joy,goemotions Why do all the animals look terrifying oh god oh fuck,surprise,goemotions Sadly I know lots of peeps that would find this dude hot. He has that LA 90’s Persian chic thing going for him,sadness,goemotions "Ah, Farmville. Those were dark days.",neutral,goemotions Old news in Canada.,neutral,goemotions Don't hesitate to do it.,joy,goemotions get your ass to mars!,anger,goemotions "oh, me too, actually.",joy,goemotions "I'm talking about statement in 11 july, not 14 july. I think you are confused. I posted 11 july statement",surprise,goemotions May i ask where?,surprise,goemotions Some people are so closed-minded that calling them pea-brained is a compliment. That's an original one-liner inspired by this thread.,neutral,goemotions What a legend.,joy,goemotions "Thank you, I love Heart and Zeppelin and haven't seen that till now.",joy,goemotions What's up with that hanukkah background,surprise,goemotions "Borderline Personality Disorder. It can be hard for me to form lasting relationships, although I’ve been doing pretty well over the last few years.",neutral,goemotions Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!,neutral,goemotions The BBQ ranch and Greek are my favorites!!,joy,goemotions The one with the hot honey is also fantastic. Touch of heat and just a hint of sweet. Good food.,joy,goemotions "That's good to know, then. You can eliminate that possibility from your mind. But gosh. I'm so sorry you went through all that... ",joy,goemotions "No, it is full of sexually repressed, nice guy idiots like you",anger,goemotions Like i said he has only asked us once and this is 13 days before our rental agreement ends,neutral,goemotions Bye [NAME].,neutral,goemotions Love him.,joy,goemotions "Slowing down does not equal stopping, the answer to stopping this is at a government level, not praying that corporations want to leave possible profits alone.",neutral,goemotions "I’m a hitman. Joke. I’m a forensic science student. Really enjoy my course, but I’m changing to biomedicine. ",joy,goemotions And yet when it comes to hard news several studies have shown that they are the most fair and balanced when it comes to coverage interesting isn't it.,neutral,goemotions This is the greatest thing I've read in my entire life,joy,goemotions I fully support this,joy,goemotions Best of luck in your career :),joy,goemotions "[NAME] bless you. Yeah I said [NAME] because we live in America,the land of [NAME]",joy,goemotions "I was just kind of born into it, although ironically I was raised a cubs fan as well.",joy,goemotions Seems kind of literal,neutral,goemotions "I’m sorry, I’m my opinion it isn’t sweet. ",anger,goemotions You sound like you’re the one that needs a safe space (and a Depends change),surprise,goemotions It hurts to snap out of that denial and face the truth your loved ones are dead... I guess.,sadness,goemotions Thank you. I have been watching a lot of porn lately and jerking off more and i think that helps. How are you doing?,joy,goemotions the Browns called. They would be happy to help you end your career,neutral,goemotions Yeah I don’t see any yellow. That’s a solid bright green to me.,anger,goemotions Who delivers mail to the mail mans house,neutral,goemotions I mean people at YouTube with the ability to remove the kids channel This post was basically a poor quality rant about incompetence on the end of YouTube not the community,neutral,goemotions "True, but it'll happen sooner than a constitutional amendment will.",joy,goemotions "This is heartbreaking. She always meant well, and really wanted to see people get along. She deserved happiness.",sadness,goemotions We also turned the ball over about a million and 3 times. I'm over it honestly,joy,goemotions i miss this show so much,sadness,goemotions "My bad. Was half asleep while typing and couldn’t remember how to spell😂 I just let autocorrect take over, thanks! Lol",joy,goemotions "You shouldn't have been leaving anyway, witch. Go write a funding bill. You know... do your job.",neutral,goemotions "Well then, I can't wait for you to prove me wrong but your throwaway comment isn't helpful.",neutral,goemotions BUT 3 MILLION VOTES!,surprise,goemotions Maybe concerned about you being underweight? She is probably concerned you don’t eat enough and is trying to help you,joy,goemotions The white thing high up in the yellow square is my uncle [NAME] glass eye. Wonder how it got there.,surprise,goemotions Our education system has been a complete and utter failure...,sadness,goemotions "Yep California, I would've been surprised if they cleared him.",joy,goemotions "Seriously, I’ve never had rendering problems (External SSD) until now... Not even on the PTR",joy,goemotions I'm assuming OP is female and the other person is male.,neutral,goemotions I went out to my vehicle when changing tables were not available.,neutral,goemotions SCREENSHOT THIS.,neutral,goemotions Yeah it's takes some time but use all that negative energy and focus on yourself.,joy,goemotions didnt he think to check out the back?,neutral,goemotions My point is that since they should both get the same sentence...it doesn't matter who is who. Push them both in...,neutral,goemotions "Well I don't think it works the other way around. As someone who is incredibly insecure, I am also definitely not a narcissist.",anger,goemotions "Also his Whirlpool seems to be bugged, sometime it stays for like 3more seconds even tho you don't get any damage from it anymore",anger,goemotions "Yes, once I even deleted my account because I was so nervous about down votes. Lately,every once in a while I comment encouraging good attitude.",fear,goemotions Hi I'm not police where is your business and what is your full name thank you,surprise,goemotions Don’t eat snickers on shrooms the taste was so intense and salty I was convinced I’d thrown up,neutral,goemotions Rest days or continuous cycle?,neutral,goemotions How terrible. Imagine waiting this long only to die the day before release? I always get that minor anxiety before a highly anticipated album!!,surprise,goemotions "watching [NAME] attempt hook shots gives me a panic attack, even when he makes them (which is rare)",fear,goemotions If he can't cut his pubes he'll burn it,neutral,goemotions U gotta work hard to get those virgins son.,joy,goemotions "Don't forget [NAME] being nerfed because she was unfun to play against in QM, then being reworked, then being nerfed again for the same reason.",neutral,goemotions I miss my Shrek Ghrok :(,sadness,goemotions She’s beautiful! 💙,joy,goemotions My movie theater has automatic reclining seats.,neutral,goemotions Absolutely brutal.,anger,goemotions "If a crime is committed, you can contact the police and report it.",neutral,goemotions >This weird exploding ice [NAME] I haven't seen before? Wow. I... that's some ick right there.,surprise,goemotions Yes!!! He was my #2 choice. Love this hire so much and we don’t have a coach with a sketchy past,joy,goemotions Those other people who gave the second one to the boy are pricks. The girl obviously loves hockey more.,joy,goemotions hey the 5 riders per van per day are upset,sadness,goemotions I bet she smells like a jar of mayo left open for a week in the summer,disgust,goemotions True but I think we should be able to strike a deal for less than 50-60m which is worth it in today's market imo,joy,goemotions Same. I thought the lady was gonna cut their head/hand off by accident lol,neutral,goemotions "Well the last time we got a premier like this, the conservatives didn't get power again until [NAME] and only because [NAME] misstepped at the last second",neutral,goemotions "Reminds of kissing my first girlfriend. [NAME], we had no idea what we were doing. ",surprise,goemotions "You win , I’m so wrong to think that anyone would take advantage ",surprise,goemotions Thank you for the references!,joy,goemotions "[NAME] ""[NAME] couldn't wait for me to leave office on September 10th, 2001"" [NAME]!",neutral,goemotions The saddest thing is you will never understand how absolutely idiotic what you just said is.,sadness,goemotions I dont know.. i did message him many times but he didnt reply me.. i am worried about him. I asked his mother about him,joy,goemotions "Right, ok thank you.",joy,goemotions "Ah okay, thanks!",joy,goemotions That's like if she went up to your car and removed your bumper stickers because she doesn't want them in her pictures.,neutral,goemotions Bah gawd that drop step fake pass turnaround jumper is [NAME] move! They really love each other!,neutral,goemotions Your work is amazing! Really like the Rugrat one. The melting style is so cool. Prices are very reasonable for the quality too,joy,goemotions Who cares? 2019 season hasn’t even started,surprise,goemotions [NAME] is an embarrassment to this state,sadness,goemotions They laughed in our faces for a decade. Not to mention they were actually cheating (bountygate).,joy,goemotions Lack of a dart board.,neutral,goemotions It does lol If you delete it off your phone it wouldn’t trace your estimated location unless it’s active on it,joy,goemotions [NAME] can still betabuxx and have an easier life than you will if you have to be alone and support yourself with no help.,neutral,goemotions "All mutations are potentially harmful. Especially if they replicate. But we can't control random mutations, so why not worry about what we can control.",neutral,goemotions "I don’t know about romance, but I can certainly speak for the [NAME]",joy,goemotions Those eyebrows are faker than my future,anger,goemotions IIRC those who made those statements while it occurred were lambasted as conspiracy theorists by the conforming majority. Life is full of surprise.,neutral,goemotions "FOR THE LOVE OF [NAME] WATCH THE DUB. THANK ME LATER. You can watch it on Crunchyroll, Hulu, or Kissanime/Dubhappy clones.",neutral,goemotions Ouch! That hit hard,sadness,goemotions "You can try, but I suspect it might be a waste of time.",anger,goemotions "Cut rent control, then increase own housing allowance. Because fuck everybody else, am I right?",anger,goemotions Bye that's it for me. I'ts all over.,surprise,goemotions Wow what a disappointing game. Wish we would have showed up,sadness,goemotions You haven’t missed anything. I looked out of curiosity and didn’t look twice. I was surprised that Colt would do that.,surprise,goemotions Ah the good old Russian Right Hook.,joy,goemotions I love the idea if choosing an outfit based on what kind of person I wanna be that day. Sounds like a fun way to experiment.,joy,goemotions This is horrific,fear,goemotions "[NAME]. No wife, no child, and felt lonely enough to ask the [NAME] for a clone of himself he then raised as his son.",neutral,goemotions "I'll keep my eyes out, brah!",neutral,goemotions our boi famous,joy,goemotions """Grab your Glock when you see [NAME], call the cops when you see [NAME]...""",neutral,goemotions Why do you say this? I'm genuinely curious.,surprise,goemotions Yasssss. I loathed Harry Potter. Book? Movie? Toy? Board game? Costume?,disgust,goemotions Riding your bicycle down Powell is *a stupid fucking idea*.,anger,goemotions It’s legal in TX but with restrictions. Traffic has to be moving slower than 15mph and the rider cannot exceed 30mph,joy,goemotions "You too! (FYI I accidentally initially replied in a new comment, in case you didn’t see my other reply)",surprise,goemotions "Eh, same difference ",neutral,goemotions "Nah, I got married in Texas about 20 minutes after I got engaged. ",anger,goemotions You're attractive. I would shag you. Worcester isn't too far from Derbyshire haha,joy,goemotions I play around 2hs per day since launch. 1/2 Cuz I like the game. 1/2 In hope for a new expansión/fix to get the players back X:,joy,goemotions Good luck dude!! Try to lower your expectations and everything will be more enjoyable .,joy,goemotions Your pedo-tache is only the fourth worst thing about your face.,anger,goemotions "[NAME] speed, and good luck.",joy,goemotions there's a thai restaurant in my husband's hometown that makes pad thai delicious enough to make me cry. i look forward to it every time we visit,joy,goemotions The black beans were there hidden within the rice!! :) gotta love those legumes,joy,goemotions "My toddler calls it gorilla cheese, and beats his chest like a gorilla when asking for it, lol",joy,goemotions Oh forgive us for trying to make an exciting atmosphere at our homecourt.,joy,goemotions My fave moments are checking cities and villages and my heart races when I see movement :D,neutral,goemotions "Wow, way to deflate Endgame's stakes *even more* before the movie even comes out.",surprise,goemotions "I appreciate your post, I’m just nervous is all, thank you",joy,goemotions "After reading this comment, I wholeheartedly hope the rest of your life is beyond wonderful. 🤣",joy,goemotions He may be jealous that you were able to do so,neutral,goemotions "I don’t think there are strippers necessarily, but it does make me question what he wants to do without me there",surprise,goemotions The fun part is that she can be a bigot and he can also be a bigot.,joy,goemotions It's as though it all melts away the moment you realize it's not true.,surprise,goemotions Just keep going and don't lose hope. Stuff like this can happen all the time to anybody. It's just bad luck,sadness,goemotions Wait what’s wrong with [NAME] lol I’ve never had any problems listening to him personally,joy,goemotions It’s more important to document it for karma.,neutral,goemotions "> If you actually believe they are still a threat oh, if only it *were* up to me...",neutral,goemotions Now they say [NAME] is [NAME]? Smh my head,neutral,goemotions You smile warmly at people.,joy,goemotions "Dude, you look fine bro. Even at 26 and still in school. You’re fine bro.",joy,goemotions For the record I don’t necessarily want him either. I just think he’s a compelling person.,anger,goemotions You called [NAME] a defensive player of interest. I don't know that logic is in this topic.,surprise,goemotions I bet you’re really fun at parties.,joy,goemotions "Yep, and the worst thing is that the cost of not doing something is invisible, while the cost of doing is not!",neutral,goemotions [NAME] is a happy boi!!,joy,goemotions I related to [NAME] so much in this moment. I hate that [NAME] gone when he reaches for him.,anger,goemotions I agree with this post times a billion and also: Save [NAME]! Love the name. Huge Fight Club fan.,joy,goemotions Exactly. And they parade around with their protruding stomachs as if they're [NAME] gift to the world. *barf*,joy,goemotions might be two people on their phone. I'm guessing they had a green light at the time.,surprise,goemotions "I agree with all of this except for [NAME]... he wasn’t really all that bad of a guy, [NAME] needs to take his spot.",neutral,goemotions "Since 1987 it has been like this, I love this team and this sport.",joy,goemotions Maybe I should tell my family to move the Lavvo further south =) people sound nicer there,neutral,goemotions It’s bad law. I wouldn’t be surprised either.,surprise,goemotions "Yeah, but if they don't get the point, they go and try somewhere else... like say unpopular opinion maybe",surprise,goemotions AV is a system where if you vote for a loser you can change your mind and 'have another go'. That's the problem.,anger,goemotions Nkd is a very good brand they have amazing flavors,joy,goemotions "Thank you. I feel like I’ve scarred her for life, but I know that’s probably not the case.",joy,goemotions "In the Garden of Femininity, of course!",neutral,goemotions "From what I've gathered it seems a dose is about 10-30 mg of THC, so I don't think you'll feel much.",neutral,goemotions >[NAME] One of the most horrifying stories I've ever heard of: the mom should be in psychiatric care and the doctor thrown in jail IMO.,fear,goemotions Lol I know right?,joy,goemotions "Confirmed that men are literally soulless, it's a matter until they start eating humans",disgust,goemotions [NAME] might steal this format if that’s ok with you lol,neutral,goemotions So that's how people get their cars sideways in those crazy pictures. I'd always wondered.,surprise,goemotions "JFC, they can't help themselves.",neutral,goemotions good point I’ll keep that in mind,joy,goemotions Lmao what an end to a quarter,joy,goemotions Happy looking fella ain’t he!,joy,goemotions "I mean for once the unpopular one is actually at the top, even if it is tea, robbed of air time? Sure, wins no",surprise,goemotions Beyond nightmare!!,fear,goemotions Has Medicaid stopped? Most people I know who support this want Medicare or Medicaid for all.,surprise,goemotions "WHAT?! You dare insult the band of gods?! Typical teen, I hate my own generation! *screams in 16 year old*",anger,goemotions Welcome to the Wild West. It's fucking amazing.,joy,goemotions "As a killer main that sounds like bs, and makes me even more likely to treat 3v1 as a fun round",joy,goemotions I was at the game at there was a huge Laker fandom there. It felt almost like an away game.,neutral,goemotions [NAME] over there kneeling in front of a picture of [NAME] riding a dinosaur thanking his savior for giving him the strength to be conniving little twat,joy,goemotions Crazy how quick people are to forget.,surprise,goemotions Post this to /r/MurderedByWords I legit wanna see the teeth mashing,neutral,goemotions "And the guy getting out of the front car acting like the car doesn’t know he’s trying to back up, unbelievable ",anger,goemotions I appreciate this reference very much,joy,goemotions *Hey just noticed..* it's your **4th Cakeday** notasci! ^(hug),joy,goemotions I miss SFist's Apartment Sadness column.,sadness,goemotions You are totally right. What I meant was:,joy,goemotions Sure you can. A class of preschoolers can be replaced by their parents in the space of four years.,joy,goemotions I’d pass unless he cost nothing of significance.,joy,goemotions Can anyone share the attitude of the madinans towards [NAME] when he went there?,surprise,goemotions "[NAME] is a vile excuse for a human being and a stereotypical, alt-right, [NAME] supporter.",neutral,goemotions Did anyone else notice [NAME]' face twitching a little?,surprise,goemotions You're back but you're still broken.,sadness,goemotions "Why would removing a star make it rainy? Without solar radiation and heat, how would water evaporate to form rain clouds?",surprise,goemotions I think it's normal and fine and would second the suggestion to have her check into a weighted blanket.,joy,goemotions Is that [NAME]?,surprise,goemotions Neither does she because her lips are too large to talk,neutral,goemotions At this point all you can do is put full faith in the man. Let him get creative,neutral,goemotions Thanks!! Been avoiding this but I literally am in that area for the Elk pelt so I better put my emotions in a case,joy,goemotions "Let the bourgeoisie draw first blood. Let there be no confusion about who shot first, and there will be no question about who shoots last.",neutral,goemotions "You said you will turn 16 next year, this summer isnt next year",anger,goemotions "Thanks. Though tbh I think some 3D characters, [NAME] etc could fit in. Though they might be some unlockable characters hidden maybe. ",surprise,goemotions About a 30k vote difference with over 2.5 million votes cast.,neutral,goemotions Thanks I will consider that :),joy,goemotions This should really be a libertarian/socialists for gun rights meme. I genuinely think there is a lot they have in common.,joy,goemotions "It's called ""Duper's delight"". You see it frequently in sociopaths like serial killers, or politicians, or both, like [NAME].",joy,goemotions She been thinking about this for months. No one suddenly says divorce. Move in cuz clearly she has.,neutral,goemotions that’s beautiful. are you sure it’s only twelve feet though? it seems much taller,joy,goemotions "Looking at that data, it suggests it fills up when the snowpack melts in the summer.",neutral,goemotions "Plus in total I ended up consuming near 1,500mg because I threw up early in the night and tried to redose",neutral,goemotions Poetic and also true.,neutral,goemotions Happy cake day and happy birthday! I'm sorry your friend bailed on you.,sadness,goemotions All seasons premise,neutral,goemotions Truth The most occulted of all,neutral,goemotions "One post, 155 updogs. I've seen this raw power only once before.",surprise,goemotions "No, that looks h*ckin delicious ",joy,goemotions Are you being stalked by anti-vaxxers? I’m so sorry that sucks so much,sadness,goemotions "I love his reaction. ""That was amazing""",joy,goemotions Yes that was abuse.,anger,goemotions I was thinking she suspects her husband is being unfaithful and sneaking around.,neutral,goemotions Damn that is impressive. Can we draft an entire o-line from them?,joy,goemotions Sage advice. Just noticed your reply now! Thank you.,joy,goemotions "“If something doesn’t affect me, it’s not important”",neutral,goemotions They've all fucked your mother. Just ask them.,anger,goemotions Awesome i already havr an will definitly not be doing it in the future thanks for the advice.,joy,goemotions "I sure as sugarplums aint seen any ""gives"" around ",joy,goemotions "Sure, but I don’t think those costs outweigh [NAME] getting caught in crossfire on Queen Street.",joy,goemotions If you’re downloading from windows I believe so,joy,goemotions I should have concurred,neutral,goemotions "I already know what they're dealing with, i just cant help without hurting them emotionally or lying to them",joy,goemotions Now that would be an interesting game! Not quite sure it's the matchup I'm looking for though. Lol,joy,goemotions "You came at me with attacks, so no, you get NOTHING!",anger,goemotions "That's my secret, cap. I never had any. ",neutral,goemotions Just hanging out at UQ St Lucia is pretty cool.,joy,goemotions You sound quite childish and unable to engage with any information that doesn’t conform to your narrative. Sad.,sadness,goemotions False equivalence in the sense property rights aren't enforced but more accurately defended.,anger,goemotions Aye but happy cake day mate.,joy,goemotions "Thanks. I knew DH, but that one was confusing me.",surprise,goemotions Didn’t you guys have a bowl game?,surprise,goemotions "Unfortunately you’re absolutely right, no doubt about that ",joy,goemotions Just got my seats a couple of days ago!,joy,goemotions I really need to put my foot down. Thanks for the gentle nudge :),joy,goemotions "Things can be a little bit true, you know. It isn't all or nothing. Do you consider yourself a skeptic, by the way?",surprise,goemotions ... Still laughed!,joy,goemotions whhat rene with that hair an...he is the mayor???,neutral,goemotions "They were spewing GOP talking points, not totally shocked since they are Republican Lite after all. Smh.",neutral,goemotions Chills. I can’t wait. I’m sure [NAME] will get over this not being happy because they have bigger fish to fry.,anger,goemotions Uhhhhhhhhh well that's not good,anger,goemotions "Yes, he's really pushing the Devils to new heights.",joy,goemotions He's the best [NAME].,joy,goemotions Do not diddle kids,neutral,goemotions Unfortunately for me you have to be 23 or older to drive for TMC,sadness,goemotions Listen to it while you're sad,joy,goemotions "I read that as ""It's fat being fucked in the picture"" lmfaoooo",neutral,goemotions "Have a good one, mate. I wish you all the loves. Here, a potcoin for you.",joy,goemotions You assumed that I complained about wl charge. Gg. I never said anything that might help you deduce that. Dude just stfu.,neutral,goemotions I was searching my local craigslist! It says nationwide though- so love after lockup for everyone!!!!!,surprise,goemotions stuff is incredible on fried chicken,joy,goemotions OK OK WE GOT IT,neutral,goemotions Some guys are gonna get their hopes up if you are at all young *or* pretty. You may attract less attention if you can avoid moving.,neutral,goemotions He’s a douche because... why? He got turned on by some animal porn? Why does that make him a douche?,surprise,goemotions "exactly how i feel about it too. the guy is just a jerk, and can't be bothered to care unless it benefits him. selfish little prick",anger,goemotions Stargazing with Vi is definitely my favorite moment of the season so far,joy,goemotions "Naw man, I think they were everywhere in Glasgow. The trams in the City Centre had the same colour scheme aswell apparently haha",neutral,goemotions Is your friend a carny? It’s okay if they are in just curious?,surprise,goemotions Holy shit he hit him hard,anger,goemotions "NO, HE SAID 77. BAKER IS GOING TO THROW 77.",neutral,goemotions are u ugly?,anger,goemotions "Crack whores are hooking in broad daylight now, eh?",surprise,goemotions no no no you don’t understand! personal responsibility means nothing! it’s all [NAME] fault! /s,anger,goemotions "Agree, I love her so much",joy,goemotions Didn’t know he had his initials on his thigh pads too,surprise,goemotions Yeah it can feel a bit weird but I feel like Cali girls use dude for guys and girls so it's not an immediate L,anger,goemotions Please explain “Hoover/ed”. Not familiar with the term. Thank you-,joy,goemotions Pig Latin kills me internally this is why plastic surgery exsists.,anger,goemotions "Right, I never said it wasn't. There's been a lot of unjust laws. I was just curious if you actually agreed with that.",neutral,goemotions Unless he has actually threatened to or used them against you I think you're over reacting. Ask him to please delete them.,anger,goemotions "I was able to catch the first half and his D looked great (thats what she said?), did it decline in the second?",joy,goemotions You're so special and quirky :D,joy,goemotions I don’t fucking care,anger,goemotions This. Thank you.,joy,goemotions Suck really hard and hope it ends soon? And don't swallow!!! Bleck - sex is so much better with a woman.,anger,goemotions Standard and Poors 500. Stock Market Index. Similar to Dow Jones Industrial Average.,neutral,goemotions Now I don’t blame [NAME] for his way of thinking😂 people like this wtf,neutral,goemotions These look like flat rats. : /,neutral,goemotions Of course I love myself because I'm awesome.,joy,goemotions You forgot about the [NAME] congresswoman.,anger,goemotions I wouldn't be caught outside after sunset anywhere in this city.,neutral,goemotions Fock I cant breathe.,anger,goemotions Just buy a load of old iPhone back covers in China.,neutral,goemotions "I've been watching a lot of mavs games, I don't think we want [NAME]...",neutral,goemotions Boom. Sand. Great image,joy,goemotions I love this kid.,joy,goemotions "Except they fucking awarded it a prize first. It went through vetting, beat the other applicants, won, then was removed as not being correct?",surprise,goemotions Omg stop spamming.,anger,goemotions Ooh I thoughy today was last day. Damn it I spent 10 hrs playing HvV today😑.,surprise,goemotions "Interesting, I’ve never seen a barcode on any of my clothes that I can recall. I don’t buy clothes often though. ",joy,goemotions I totally agree man I hope one day I can find that too,joy,goemotions "Love [NAME], but he is really dumb when it comes to politics and economics.",sadness,goemotions What a load of old shite.,anger,goemotions Accidentally dropped my cologne... stings the eyes,neutral,goemotions Broke-ass street smarts are the real street smarts.,neutral,goemotions Her face looks like a damn frog to me - and the way she has one eye closed; an evil one eyed frog!,disgust,goemotions Watching porn on your phone is a thing people do now? It's such an inconvenient thing to do tbh.,anger,goemotions "That's what I say, but the commercial is clearly pandering.",joy,goemotions "Breast? Ah, I like it.",joy,goemotions Not sure to downvote because genuine and encouraging or to upvote because sarcastic and hateful.,surprise,goemotions I kept hoping [NAME] would walk out and shame DG.,sadness,goemotions Yeah I know u irl you look like ur 36.,neutral,goemotions [NAME] on Road Trippin' with how much fun she has with ET and gets super straight forward with anybody else.,neutral,goemotions "obviously, its just a stupid question",neutral,goemotions I wish I could’ve had that kind of relationship with my mother.,joy,goemotions "Bless. You will, friend. You see it already. ",neutral,goemotions What a legend. True spidey meme master,joy,goemotions "wow, we really live in future",joy,goemotions It’s pretty embarrassing to see a grown man be taken down by a dog when the man outweighs the dog by a lot lmfao,sadness,goemotions It bothers me that he doesn’t respond to your texts. That’s weird,anger,goemotions My cat also thinks rugs are for pissing on.,neutral,goemotions "In like 5 years, your entire high school career will be one entire cringe. Congratulations. ",anger,goemotions "No since parries read the heavy press, not the release.",neutral,goemotions "**Didn’t really think about it at the time. Either way, everything’s still visible and the content is the same.**",neutral,goemotions Glad you liked it!,joy,goemotions Fair enough. The cake is definitely too much haha,joy,goemotions Yeah gg man,neutral,goemotions "It also would have to take less than like 2 hours for me to get to my destination, time is worth more to me than real money ya know",joy,goemotions "If [NAME] ever steps down, it seems like [NAME] would be the perfect replacement.",neutral,goemotions "Downvoted for pointing it out, too!",neutral,goemotions Sorry I forgot you guys beat Pitt. Congrats on your 2 win season.,joy,goemotions Oh lol. Thanks for the clarification. I just thought that’s the texture of the tongue.,joy,goemotions doesn't the fact that it was used for general studies prove my point :) (and i think we're around the same age),neutral,goemotions Logic and facts are verboten on that sub. Truly bizarre that people are that sensitive.,neutral,goemotions "Thanks,keep us posted if you will please.",joy,goemotions This just makes me angry.,anger,goemotions Lol. Weed is a he'll of a drug. I'm not changing a thing. Prey away.,joy,goemotions Did anybody else noticed the mom right at the end hand gesturing the boy annoyingly as if it had been his fault?!,surprise,goemotions [NAME] has shot the three well the past few games. great to see,joy,goemotions "I’m so glad you had a lovely time! And you gave so many other people a good experience, too!",joy,goemotions I'm so broke that I'd take if you're still looking. I'm a guy though.,sadness,goemotions Yeah nuance is in desperate need. The world is complex. Simple answers using simple binary thinking may not give us meaningful political discourse.,joy,goemotions "Been there, done that. Still alive and remarkably healthy at 51. The body is tremendously resilient",neutral,goemotions Didn't watch it. I assume the invasion plan dead in the water because the UK has nukes.,anger,goemotions Why does [NAME] have extra nipples on his arms?,surprise,goemotions And I kinda noticed that [NAME] is a lowkey (bec of the edit) [NAME]. Just clock her reactions to ep1 and ep4 to Manila.,neutral,goemotions SONNY-TATER!!,neutral,goemotions I feel this!,neutral,goemotions I REALLY love martini glasses. But not this much.,joy,goemotions [NAME] is watching this post in july 12th 2021?,neutral,goemotions This is caused by a downed power line discharging to the ground around it.,neutral,goemotions ##**IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR NEIGHBORHOOD**,neutral,goemotions Haha cheers for the kind words mate,joy,goemotions Current use could also mean setting pills in a weekly pill box for use each day.,neutral,goemotions So happy to see these as the top two comments. My lips turned to prunes just watching this.,joy,goemotions "No, my point is that looking to past behaviors isn’t indicative of what is right and virtuous ",anger,goemotions But she can shoot someone in the back of the head and be held responsible for it.,neutral,goemotions this is such a happy video,joy,goemotions You dont need elected officials to have power when you have the people on your side.,anger,goemotions I’m gonna get downvoted but it’s 4 years,neutral,goemotions [NAME]: I just want them to get things going. [NAME]: This is the competition!,joy,goemotions Oh okay. I thought maybe I missed something in MaM2.,neutral,goemotions We don't lmao. Anything with humans will have the same problems.,joy,goemotions Interesting theory. I like your science. I just like the taste and wear protective clothing in case it falls apart.,joy,goemotions FEATURE [NAME] NOW,neutral,goemotions Just saying no one gets fired for missing the playoffs for one season,neutral,goemotions Gawd but [NAME] is a bitch.,anger,goemotions Then he stabbed like five cops and hid in a haystack,fear,goemotions Wow I typed that out before my eyes were awake 👀,surprise,goemotions "was i replying to you, you fucking degenerate? off yourself ( in game ofc )",anger,goemotions Seeing happy people isn't motivating because it shows how easy it is and how I'm failing at something literally everyone else on the planet can do,sadness,goemotions Damn we needed that layup,neutral,goemotions No way society should pay for your child when you are perfectly capable.,anger,goemotions Interesting my bodies blurry but I wanna dtW that,neutral,goemotions "Yeah, the gauntlet ruins everything",sadness,goemotions Can't wait,joy,goemotions I almost pissed myself waiting so long in the tunnel. Not a fun feeling,anger,goemotions xD Add it to the meme list guys,neutral,goemotions This is the most adorable thing I've seen in a long time. I hope the intro went well.,joy,goemotions "Their faces tho, LOL",joy,goemotions "My nipples are rock hard right now, just ruined my shirt. ",anger,goemotions So much better that way!,joy,goemotions "Maybe I’m an outlier, but I don’t find that contract to be outrageous for what the player is worth.",anger,goemotions Gotta hang tough,neutral,goemotions Facebook starter pack: Post Condescending disagreement with juvenile name-calling Repeat step 2 over and over and over and over agsin,neutral,goemotions I have no idea. That restaurant loves to put fried spaghettis everywhere.,surprise,goemotions It really is. [NAME] was seriously exposed.,neutral,goemotions Looks like these guys were sold Brexit lies,neutral,goemotions Legend has it the whole thing was filmed in a bath tub using rubber sharkies.,neutral,goemotions >Oldest stepchild’s dad is a POS and has never seen him. She can file for support at any time.,neutral,goemotions Ain’t that the truth. August is Hell!!,surprise,goemotions "[NAME] I didn't know this reddit, the comments are wonderful.",joy,goemotions "And try Nuraphones, seriously. It's like hearing your favorite song for the first time.",neutral,goemotions "I am confused. I don't understand how that relates to what I said. Could you explain? Sorry, maybe I'm just tired lol",joy,goemotions I would be interested in some of this stuff. Would love to see if posted here,joy,goemotions Then YOU go right ahead...support and guide him.,joy,goemotions Invite expired.,neutral,goemotions I wish more than anything that I was [NAME],joy,goemotions "How many guys did they have on IR? I think their top 2 lineman at each spot were out at least. Hell, they almost beat us.",surprise,goemotions He looks really different now.,neutral,goemotions Do you mean “lol”?,neutral,goemotions "You know what I love abou you [NAME]? Octopussy. Man, I must have seen that movie... twice.",joy,goemotions Doing X deserves Y. When you realize X = Y you finally understand life.,neutral,goemotions All the ladies can stay at my place.,joy,goemotions What's the discord called,neutral,goemotions That’s so wholesome.,joy,goemotions "Yes, but assuming that our government right now wants students to do better might be a bad idea.",neutral,goemotions Stop. The Bulls played great tonight.,joy,goemotions He now looks like his daughter wearing a fake beard.,neutral,goemotions "This is how the really, really good porns start.",joy,goemotions "Thank you! Yeah, she won't take bs.",joy,goemotions "I am so glad they didn't have this attendance in my day, skipping class would be impossible.",joy,goemotions [NAME] was our only playmaker the past few years.,joy,goemotions Ok this New England accent not so fun!!,sadness,goemotions Go on a group vacation!! Or a concert weekend that’d be fun!,joy,goemotions Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!,neutral,goemotions "If you weren't connected at the head you'd be okay, until the other head started to decompose. You'd probably die of septic shock ",neutral,goemotions "Wow, are you me? No one is a fan of season 1 but I definitely do this. There are little gems despite [NAME].",surprise,goemotions Does it say how many servings are in the bucket? I'm really hungry.,surprise,goemotions "There's ignite on the lane too, that's an upkeep kill on censor. I agree that horn into coup could have been a better play though.",joy,goemotions Dental Assisting. I still deal with people but going through school and doing hours at a dental office I'm thoroughly enjoying it.,joy,goemotions THIS IS THE JOKE,joy,goemotions This is almost worse than Santa Con. Can we get millenials to destroy this please.,anger,goemotions The super bowl isnt played in march my man,anger,goemotions I can't wait for this capslock variation thing to die out.,surprise,goemotions "We'll see. It's too early to tell, if he's ready, he'll be with the team, they are losing [NAME].",neutral,goemotions "Aren't we back where we started? I'd say that if you're OK with animal torture, you're a pretty cruel person.",surprise,goemotions "Whatever the customer doesn't finish, they save and put it back out and serve it to another customer. Confirmed by former staff.",neutral,goemotions "If I buy too much local icecream from the icecream store, Dryers will go bankrupt! (????) These people are so desperate.",neutral,goemotions Well obviously not. Some people have higher tolerances than others. That’s a fact. I don’t know what else to tell you.,anger,goemotions I've heard this is a form of self hypnosis such kinda makes sense to me.,joy,goemotions "His! Watch out! That cars coming straight for you! Omg guys she’s arguing with ferrah, she can’t hear us help!",surprise,goemotions And then the oligarchs in charge will be forced to say how they really feel about America... this bizarre logic has very interesting potential.,joy,goemotions [NAME] and [NAME] have said peach is by far bowser’s worst MU in the past. They discuss it in this thread:,neutral,goemotions He knew what you meant. He pretended to be confused to save face. that’s disgusting...,disgust,goemotions thank you it’s just odd it randomly showed up and hasn’t always been there,joy,goemotions I would not feed her anything that would cause extra butt wiping. No effing burrito!,joy,goemotions "I've actually been teaching myself R lately for this exact purpose, I'm super excited to check out your book when you're done with it. ",joy,goemotions I also love the first sentence (but in a more pro-science way than was probably intended),joy,goemotions "I don't find it awkward, it's relaxing and I want to enjoy having some else wash and cut my hair.",joy,goemotions Isn’t it against company policy to sell things in the store that have nothing to do with Starbucks,surprise,goemotions I’d prefer happy little trees,neutral,goemotions "I would prefer this over her being a completely random person, which makes no sense and was a tremendous misstep in this family saga. ",neutral,goemotions i'm late to class (zero period) almost everyday because of looksmaxxing. i wake up at 5:45 so i can't wake up any earlier,neutral,goemotions He’s been in power for years and gays being murdered in Chechnya isn’t new.,neutral,goemotions I can't really provide anything to you that you haven't already deliberately misread yourself. I can't force you to be honest.,anger,goemotions What is your career field? Maybe you should take a break or something? Beating your head against a wall every day has to be frustrating.,surprise,goemotions It was [NAME] I think? And I only remember because I was surprised and then disappointed.,sadness,goemotions "[NAME] has been attacking the basket a lot this game,good to see.",neutral,goemotions YOU BLEEPING NEED ME! YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SUB GREAT WITHOUT ME!,anger,goemotions Oh ho ho,neutral,goemotions "Good mind, good luck.",joy,goemotions If I wasn't destitute I would give you gold. I humbly offer my upvote.,joy,goemotions Is [NAME] back on his meds? This is really calm by his normal standards.,neutral,goemotions I just went through and read every single one. This is amazing,joy,goemotions "Thanks for the detailed reply friend, much appreciated. I’m a history buff and love learning about these things.",joy,goemotions i'll take 2,neutral,goemotions "Yes, I have. What are the towns of which you speak?",neutral,goemotions I sure hope so. I wanna cry tears of joy knowing [NAME] and [NAME] rode off into the sunset with one last ring.,joy,goemotions The least offensive example of anyone I've seen telling me to go fuck myself.,anger,goemotions I’m far to antisocial or have too much contempt for other people to do something like that,neutral,goemotions "This sub blows, and you’re on the wrong side of the circlejerk today",neutral,goemotions Is this Futurama?,neutral,goemotions Still I think that his crazy rotations outvalue his dmg output.,neutral,goemotions Great for domestic workers.,joy,goemotions Idk my brain doesn’t process what I’m watching if I can’t read along at the same time,surprise,goemotions "Grandma, the war stopped like half a century ago, you can come out of the cupboard now ffs",neutral,goemotions I’m tired from working hard and I want someone to snuggle me to sleep,fear,goemotions "When you describe a human being as “a walking hate crime”, good people stop listening to you.",neutral,goemotions "I remember seeing [NAME] in the States and smelling weed during the entire concert. Not really surprising, he loves the stuff.",neutral,goemotions I can appreciate that but snitches get stitches unfortunately,joy,goemotions "Your funny, thanks",joy,goemotions The space between the M and the E always looks a tad too long with these cheaper jerseys.,neutral,goemotions "Damn, thanks for the source!",joy,goemotions Soooo difficult to do.,surprise,goemotions SE 89th just north of Brooklyn St is one of the worst I've driven.,sadness,goemotions "Oh hell yes, baby. Give it to me",neutral,goemotions I don't have a problem with it if its a cheese or charcuterie board,joy,goemotions What made you so interested in great whites?,surprise,goemotions wow I think you've really got her now,joy,goemotions Ah! I couldn’t remember his name!,surprise,goemotions Your company sucks.,neutral,goemotions "I was quoting him. He wanted an ""outsider rich business type"", piss off",anger,goemotions Don’t worry I did not disappoint your mother,joy,goemotions "For real we swept Tampa last season? EDIT: Wow we did, our playoff run against them was a different story ",neutral,goemotions I always thought [NAME] wore the most adorable outfits.,joy,goemotions I don’t know why but this made me crack up so hard!,surprise,goemotions "love seeing ""donkey kong 64"" written on some official government paper congrats hbomb, you deserve it all champ ",joy,goemotions Either of those scenarios make sense. I'm getting antsy I need some positive Steelers news haha.,joy,goemotions I hope the surgery goes well and have a quick recovery 💚,joy,goemotions That Moment when you suddenly find yourself in a 3 minute starring contest,joy,goemotions Why did you have to one up this article in your comment?,neutral,goemotions Thank you so much for this post. You wrote what I always thought and couldn't describe.,joy,goemotions "Celeste is one of the free Games with Gold this month on Xbox One, I picked it up, it's a great (super hard) platformer",joy,goemotions "Okay fine. Still though. Make some joke ""maybe we should cuddle for warmth"" and see how she responds. ",neutral,goemotions My friends that were badly injured from the first fight. Read my backstory comment.,sadness,goemotions The fake news media and it's supporters are the enemy of the people.,anger,goemotions I was scrolling through and thought “who is [NAME]...” for a minute before I remembered. It was the best 10-20 seconds of my life lol.,surprise,goemotions ... [NAME] derangement syndrome sufferer spotted. What drivel you crazy lunatics say... The lies and falsehoods along with the out of place fearmongering is getting really annoying...,anger,goemotions I guess the trick is not to eliminate susceptibility to 51% but to minimize it extremely.,surprise,goemotions And why didn’t Connecticut improve as well?,surprise,goemotions Good luck friend.,joy,goemotions Good to hear that! I’ve seen many ppl trashing [NAME] customer service so I was kinda worried,joy,goemotions Imagine what could've happened if you saw the longer director's cut!,surprise,goemotions At least we've always got other people here who understand.,joy,goemotions I just don’t like him 😂,anger,goemotions Hmm... [NAME] looks like [NAME] from Nickelodeon,neutral,goemotions "I learn things reading about them, but visual triggers also help.",joy,goemotions Best way to fight it is to fight it in every way.,neutral,goemotions All I'll say is when I can smell it walking down the street it makes me very jealous.,anger,goemotions Almost forgot to check if it’s dead. Edit : NOPE!,neutral,goemotions I would of gone to the doctor way before that,surprise,goemotions You came here to cry,anger,goemotions Reminds me of when we used to have an RB named [NAME] while [NAME] was at Texas,surprise,goemotions At least it isn't too terrible? Actually it's not bad at all. Still VERY delusional!! Good post,joy,goemotions He is probably taking it slow to change thinks. I just hope that he is not an actual fan of [NAME] system. That would be a disaster,joy,goemotions I love my cheek bones and my skin tone (this one took me a while to accept!).,joy,goemotions He is just the exception to the rule though.,neutral,goemotions Good luck to [NAME] if he really thinks he can take over the country with the most armed citizens. Trump derangement syndrome is real.,neutral,goemotions $11 an hour doesn't leave a lot of room to be a hero.,anger,goemotions The ghost of [NAME] saves the day!,neutral,goemotions Ok that was a rude way to send him off. Can I have hot doctors again,sadness,goemotions I left the business never to come back. Then I met the owner of this place. I love this job.,joy,goemotions Oh my [NAME] that's so awkward,sadness,goemotions There are! Ask your doctor today!,neutral,goemotions "Get a card that says “Sorry about your loss” on the front, then on the inside write “It’s me. I quit”.",sadness,goemotions Put it in a box and wrap it like a present bring it on as carry on.,neutral,goemotions What ocean are you on? Around these parts they are kind of barren.,surprise,goemotions Grow up.,anger,goemotions "I don't wanna be controversial, but the streak might end...",joy,goemotions That’s only really annoying if it’s excessively slow,anger,goemotions "I was just about to comment this. She might be a wonderful human being, but I have suspicions. ",joy,goemotions Which is a huge shame since it took place at Wrestle Kingdom. Hoping he has a great reign filled with good matches.,joy,goemotions Yeh? It just changed on me last night after I cleared my cookies...,neutral,goemotions You should’ve just put that in the original comment then,neutral,goemotions Yes! I binged it (I was a late adopter) and then all of a sudden nothing!,joy,goemotions "He never said that, but he always bit me!",neutral,goemotions Oh I missed that part. So the cheeky poster was referring to that crash. ;0,surprise,goemotions "Hate to be that guy, but that's not DDR, that's Pump It Up, the Korean DDR rip-off.",disgust,goemotions "I was pleasantly surprised that I couldn’t think of anything I broke at my last retail job but... you’re right, that was it",surprise,goemotions "Extol is the band that introduced me to progressive metal in the first place, still my favorite genre.",joy,goemotions That escalated quickly.,surprise,goemotions He provided links above.,neutral,goemotions Best decision of your life.,joy,goemotions This will pass and you will be stronger because of it,joy,goemotions No. It cannot. It's a dangerous fantasy (unironically),anger,goemotions "Dammit, [NAME]! You're only hurting hardworking doggos with this shutdown!",sadness,goemotions Dude theyre in a fuckin hospital. Take them their food.,joy,goemotions "Oh come on, can you just enjoy the damn picture?",anger,goemotions "> LMAO, it's not free shit head, where the fuck is the source codes? This the real question.",joy,goemotions Thanks! That was an interesting read. Seems there really is a city where they built more homes than there were people to live there!,joy,goemotions Oh ok that makes sense then! Thanks for taking the time to explain. 😊,joy,goemotions This is amazing. This is how Christmas should be.,joy,goemotions "Done, sorry about missing that before.",sadness,goemotions "Thank god, you're right. At least this idiocy didn't stick around long.",joy,goemotions Bdo is love,joy,goemotions "This is why the option isn't ""be accurate"" but ""be as accurate as you can""",surprise,goemotions You think that because youre an overly emotional child,neutral,goemotions i feel we can all relate,joy,goemotions "no, thanks for asking ",joy,goemotions I can’t tell which shirt was 2 dollars or which was 5 dollars for example,surprise,goemotions "That guy who said that it's a good idea to never smile towards women you like? Pass, the book was ultra-overrated ",surprise,goemotions I won't ever be having sex with someone at a club. Nothing against one night stands though.,neutral,goemotions Because it was smh lol,joy,goemotions Has it really been that many games? How time flies when you got nothing to play for.,neutral,goemotions The level of protectionism is insane. This just allows Baidu to expand its monopoly.,neutral,goemotions "Same, I zoomed in, skeptical AF that this could be a painting! Wow!",joy,goemotions "If it's anything like what happened in France, I'd assume because it disproportionately affects the poor. ",surprise,goemotions Ah ok I thought by terrific you mean terrific at reducing speeding since (I think) that is the policy objective. Cheers!,joy,goemotions "The two most talented receivers [NAME] had, [NAME] and [NAME], had their careers interrupted by injuries and nonsense.",anger,goemotions I was really expecting more Adidas when I read the headline,joy,goemotions back when mercy could get play of the game.. and not be useless.,neutral,goemotions "I hated him too, just keep watching. Every character has their own personal journey which is such an admirable aspect of this show.",anger,goemotions What a fantastic combover! What brand of comb do you use?,surprise,goemotions "Wow, this is terrifying.",fear,goemotions That live snail got me freaked,fear,goemotions "Thanks for saying this eloquently, I'm always a little put off by some of the man hating comments that pop up here occasionally.",joy,goemotions "I have no idea, lol. Have my upvote.",joy,goemotions Happy cakeday 🎂,joy,goemotions I love the north east. Can’t say much for the rest though,joy,goemotions For my next magic trick; watch me turn this bottle of fireball into domestic abuse,neutral,goemotions I’m with you on that I suppose. Can only hope for the best.,joy,goemotions "Nice post here, dork.",joy,goemotions And suddenly the UK join doesn't look so bad.,joy,goemotions Let's just see what [NAME] has to say about what really went down...,surprise,goemotions Praise [NAME]. Hope his health issues have gotten better. Dude should be on a contender right now 😭,joy,goemotions Pretty poor shots mostly. Couple of great saves from [NAME] though.,neutral,goemotions "My bad, I guess I should've read the whole thing, from opiate yes ",sadness,goemotions "Ok, we get it. You're a top.",joy,goemotions 😅 sorry. Lol,joy,goemotions Isn't the minimum 3 majors or something? I don't think he made the cut but I'd be happy to be proven wrong,anger,goemotions How did you try it if it's not live yet? There was no early access to it,neutral,goemotions I was banned for criticizing the authoritarian mods and now I’m back! Feels good to have the subreddit return to the principles of freedom of expression.,joy,goemotions "Yo, we doink'n in here?",surprise,goemotions What is his endgame? People are talking about him but this just makes him look bad.,surprise,goemotions Damn Blake is on fire today,neutral,goemotions "Ok, I gots to know, was the child taken away? Please tell me the child was taken away. ",surprise,goemotions "This is a long shot here, but do you think we could eventually edit genes to produce longer life spans? Or maybe to stay younger for awhile?",surprise,goemotions "Interesting. See, that seems much more adult. And actually makes sense. The things we do in the US man...",joy,goemotions Marry her....she's a keeper.,neutral,goemotions *made an unusual amount,neutral,goemotions "If someone starts that, I’ll join in. Their mods help perpetuate it all.",joy,goemotions "Appreciate the reply, I'll look into these. Thank you!",joy,goemotions "Compelling argument, in line with expectation",anger,goemotions Thank you. I hope we can both/all stay true to ourselves and not to become cynical about others due to our experiences.,joy,goemotions I feel shot in the heart.,sadness,goemotions A lot of people call that this is only one they made her sick,sadness,goemotions I just got a shirt made that says “I can’t have kids my dog is allergic”,neutral,goemotions "Greetings, fellow resident of a rectangle with a pointy bit in the corner.",neutral,goemotions [NAME] makes me want to punch ugly pillows.,anger,goemotions "Yeah, live it up so you get a free trip to the zoo.",joy,goemotions Ever seen Paris nowadays?,surprise,goemotions I'm not the disgusting. I take good care of her. I just have barriers. What is wrong with that?,anger,goemotions I'm shaking in my boots,neutral,goemotions ...oh absolutely! ...it's really bad if they're having a mania episode...,sadness,goemotions "Wait, are you complaining about the second hit? Dude, you were totally within range. That was one of the least questionable hits I've ever seen",neutral,goemotions Women can pick on a man's height but all hell breaks loose if you tell their make up is garbage and they might have a weight problem.,neutral,goemotions "Depends how irrational your spouse is, and that's often compounded when minor children are involved.",neutral,goemotions Create a youtube channel for when you work on cars.,joy,goemotions "Cheers, girl! But yeah, he could return her, but no refund or exchanges for him! ",joy,goemotions Discuss and follow a case an onsessibg per the case are different. It's odd. It's the only conviction on earth where we see this.,neutral,goemotions How ignorant of to care about the safety and well-being of others! Shame!,sadness,goemotions Gotta love [NAME].,joy,goemotions Same here but it seems like that will make it more rewarding to actually build a base with gardens and stuff.,neutral,goemotions LOL at the tldr. What a crazy story. I'm glad the writer got some friendly new relatives out of it.,joy,goemotions "Yeah. If they actually tested their patch, they would've found out about these things.",neutral,goemotions The worst case of cultural appropriation is him mimicking human language and thoughts when he is clearly some kind of barely sentient pond scum.,anger,goemotions No jerk behavior from kitten but watching people interact with that machine was mildly fascinating.,neutral,goemotions "Bit of a rant there, but I get it. This comes off as super pretty. ",joy,goemotions *Trust the plan*,neutral,goemotions No one drinks Old Style,neutral,goemotions Boy where is you. We use to race on the parkway in highschool lmao.,joy,goemotions This is a family friendly sub; please don't say the McC-word.,joy,goemotions "The very best they could do was the uranium one unscandal, which even [NAME] had too much dignity to touch. ",neutral,goemotions Tell him you're scared. Tell him you love him. Get professional help for you and for him.,neutral,goemotions >i don't feel so good (mister [NAME]). r/unexpectedspiderman,sadness,goemotions Literally what happened.,surprise,goemotions I wouldn't count out Scotland in the quarters. They're playing well and have given the US headaches in the past.,joy,goemotions Ok but wouldnt that make me seem like a loser? Idek how to take good selfies or even where. Obviously not the bathroom right?,anger,goemotions "I'm not fantasising, I'm watching it happen. Just like I watched [NAME] smooth, supple back.",joy,goemotions It seems you've never played HotS.,anger,goemotions "trust me, that's an unnecessary edge in this league. Also, it's not like the projections on Yahoo are much better for most players.",neutral,goemotions "Ah yes, the standard midwestern transplant rite of passage. “THIS ISNT COLD LOL IM FROM WESHUBEKAUAN MINNESOTA AND YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT COLD IS”",neutral,goemotions What a block by [NAME],neutral,goemotions Mi Patio Mexican restaurant on 7th ave and Osborne. Their chimi is amazing.,joy,goemotions "We can talk compromise, when they stop holding the country hostage. Until then, bye [NAME]",neutral,goemotions The real comedycemetery is people still posting this joke for the hundredth time,joy,goemotions She knew the magic words. Luckily it doesn't seem like anyone else was harmed.,joy,goemotions Did someone turn u down? Is this revenge?,surprise,goemotions "I would assume it's for OP, so her parents don't recognize his number.",neutral,goemotions "Bruh I’d just go home, climate change is important but really though. ",neutral,goemotions """...after the ear grew back..."" Wait. What?",neutral,goemotions "Seriously, it would make me sad to stop caring about my kid because they had x number of birthdays. ",neutral,goemotions "Despite having lived here for 10 years, i've never been to portillos, and given this, it's somewhat unlikely i start going now...",neutral,goemotions "That makes sense, I’m over explaining and I shouldn’t have to. Thank you! ",joy,goemotions "Loving the circle-jeck hate, how about not getting so triggered by other people taking offense at an ad",joy,goemotions “hurrrr mumble crap sucks so much u cant understand what they saying wheres all the lyrical spiritual miracle individual biblical rhymes smh”,anger,goemotions You said that the illegals who come over the border should be allowed to enter legally.,neutral,goemotions If [NAME] hands the presidency to [NAME] do you really think the public will be more accepting of independent candidates?,surprise,goemotions Now that you put it that way I can’t un-see it.,neutral,goemotions "Oh don't worry, their kids were taken away. ",neutral,goemotions "Fuck you, tincan. *reads username* Wait ignore the tin can part, fuck *specifically you* in general. ",anger,goemotions "Nasty, pigeons are nasty.",anger,goemotions That was an horrendous season to an otherwise amazing show,fear,goemotions This coming from a cleric of a religion that declares that anyone who doesn't follow it is inherently immoral...,neutral,goemotions "I wasn't meaning it as an insult or anything, sorry if it came off that way. ",sadness,goemotions Dang I hope OP took these cause I wish I could’ve,joy,goemotions "Not having social media is such a blessing for me, it’s weird he messaged your mum though! I bet she loved hearing from him! ",joy,goemotions If you plan on doing more then do leo next. Hitting /r/Tekken with the gender mixup.,neutral,goemotions Kawhi and Siakam chemistry,neutral,goemotions No thank you.,joy,goemotions So you’re telling me you think [NAME] is better than [NAME] whatever you say man,joy,goemotions "Yeah, it is for the organizers",joy,goemotions that speaks to my soul on a real level.,joy,goemotions I want it. It's so cute,joy,goemotions I did not know that a map could arouse me,surprise,goemotions "Waahha, ohh, they massawaaa... STOP IT. YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN.",anger,goemotions You look so happy now 😍 Hope you are doing well and that you get everything good you deserve. ❤️,joy,goemotions Who exactly are their ‘volunteers’? The IRA?,surprise,goemotions oh he does,neutral,goemotions Oh really?,surprise,goemotions "I don't have anything of value to add, so here's this",neutral,goemotions [NAME]? 1st for [NAME]?,surprise,goemotions "I just gave you a quote direct from the current finance minister regarding the supply. Get real, man.",anger,goemotions Interesting. I’m very against the death penalty.,anger,goemotions [NAME]!! Awesome!! He's the only one that i have anything signed by,joy,goemotions "I heard it to the beat ""I want you to want me"" I like your squanch!",joy,goemotions What was their GDP then? You forgot that part.,surprise,goemotions correct. [NAME] was our 3rd round pick. Hand lookin like the steal of the draft,joy,goemotions If you hike past the 2-3 mile.mark on just about any trail you'll lose all.the Instagram hikers.,neutral,goemotions I have a moronphobia. I'm going to need to ask you to step away as I have an irrational fear and distaste of you.,fear,goemotions "Pft, don't kid yourself. ",neutral,goemotions I used to love to mix addys and Valium 10s though lol!,joy,goemotions *Fuck extremists.,neutral,goemotions That’s a fair point. Pretend to be a foreigner than? Haha I don’t know. I wish you luck my friend!,joy,goemotions "would you kiss a girl if you're drunk tho? Edit : why the downvotes? It's just a question, geez",anger,goemotions "Hello from America! Tell [NAME] I said 'hello,' as well!",neutral,goemotions "no problem!!! :) have a great day, thanks for taking the time to comment",joy,goemotions The last thing you see before entering Hell.,neutral,goemotions Why would someone need a year to respond to your needs? Don’t waste another moment.,anger,goemotions Make sure you bring your turn signal too ok?,neutral,goemotions Triggered much druggie? Lol,joy,goemotions "What's up, man? I'm new to this but I will try my best ",joy,goemotions Lol naughty dog tattoo. Y’all done fuxked your reputation by letting your artist do this trash.,joy,goemotions I always thought a visible/sortable +/- x% ranking would be interesting for that reason.,neutral,goemotions "Nah, I it was cool to be a pedo back in the old days, ask [NAME] ",neutral,goemotions I still rock my Casey Hampton pro bowl jersey!!,joy,goemotions I used to fantasize about my morning oatmeal. One packet of instant oatmeal. [NAME] dreamed about it.,joy,goemotions I feel this in my soul.,joy,goemotions "Yup. If they're brazen enough to not give a damn about the law, they're brazen enough to not care about public opinion on them.",anger,goemotions "Ah, so you've an ugly face as well. Can it be rectified via plastic surgery?",disgust,goemotions Wow the Doc on her was confusing me because so many other sports peak *after* college. Cool.,surprise,goemotions This is all I can think about when I see these things. Most of them cannot be properly washed.,neutral,goemotions I do this but but feel better in the end because I use it for procrastination. It's a weird combinational to feel better and worse while cleaning.,anger,goemotions "Optimism dial at 13, absolute mad man",anger,goemotions [NAME] AND [NAME] ENMESHED IN FISHY SEX SCANDAL!,neutral,goemotions That’s because she went on to miss the lay up,neutral,goemotions "Worst bit is that it keeps snowballing, and growing and suddenly it this mess you can't make sense out of or clear up",neutral,goemotions "Havent been working for 10 years at this company about 5 now, but i have overall 10 years experience",joy,goemotions Idk but no it wasnt CHD,anger,goemotions "I was once married and now I live alone. Some weekends, I don’t speak to anyone and don’t go out. Pure heaven. ",sadness,goemotions So. Damn. Greasy.,anger,goemotions Bless you!,joy,goemotions "> what **the straights** have > ... > **""stereotyping** Hmm",neutral,goemotions "the father sending up 4 donuts every morning via stair lift to dtr, before she even comes down to breakfast, wonders if he is enabling her.",surprise,goemotions To be fair mumble rap is shite,neutral,goemotions "This was going on for like half an hour. He was drunk and causing trouble, so the tram drivers warned each other not to let him up.",joy,goemotions We will fam. Enjoy [NAME]. hes a great kid and has a crazy high ceiling,joy,goemotions How did Detroit quality for these trade exemptions? By sending 4 guys and acquiring only two in the [NAME] trade?,surprise,goemotions In what ways has [NAME] out-coached [NAME]? I see this all the time and yet never any examples.,neutral,goemotions "I mean, he had to deal with [NAME] too! He doesn't deserve this...",neutral,goemotions This works for me too. Not sure why either.,surprise,goemotions "Then let's point it out even harder! Oh, and by the way, Happy Cake Day!",neutral,goemotions "A Visa gift card is a type of Visa card, and you can return money to it just like you can with any other Visa card.",neutral,goemotions "thanks mate! yes, will buy some protein shakes today.. fucking expensive but better than starving i guess",joy,goemotions Because sending a defenceman to a 3v3 tournament is much better than one of the top goal scorers in the league right now.,neutral,goemotions Why? I would rather the players get the money than the owners,neutral,goemotions Plot twist: the customer just found she's diabetic and that's why she's crying.,neutral,goemotions I like that [NAME] is still [NAME],joy,goemotions "Either that, or his wife is *really* attractive. ",neutral,goemotions Wow are you saying political agitators will drum up a controlled crisis and disseminate the edited video through a foreign fake twitter account,surprise,goemotions Where are you getting that information from?,surprise,goemotions Yes! I just wish that the good would be gone. It’d be great if he had his Injustice 2 look,joy,goemotions Arizona in the summer is fine. Arizona in the winter when all the blue hair snowbirds come is absolutely horrifying.,fear,goemotions Was there a new episode this week?,surprise,goemotions It had bad spelling but i understood it u grammqr nazi,anger,goemotions "My anger, up 50%. ",anger,goemotions >only ones who really suffer are sport and competition shooters. Which is likely the whole point What makes you think that?,joy,goemotions Even in the offseason we can’t escape the injury bug :/,neutral,goemotions That is amazing!,joy,goemotions "Oh, haha Gladstone is a town in North Qld Australia as well... thanks Reddit",joy,goemotions My mommas homemade mac and cheese almost makes me cry on how great it is,joy,goemotions You're FUCKING JOKING,joy,goemotions "I would not recommend that, as communication is very important in this game. But whatever floats your boat I guess.",surprise,goemotions Let's do this... 4 game win streak again!,joy,goemotions "Thanks, i have to wake up early tomorrow ish.. i cant now but if i think of any other questions i will, ❤",joy,goemotions What a wonderful story! Thank you so much for sharing that just made me smile .,joy,goemotions I mean you got 1.8k upvotes off it so far,neutral,goemotions I'm on your side with this one. At least you have some legs to stand on.,joy,goemotions [NAME] getting injured definitely didn’t help.Mou’s first Chelsea team was on a whole other level defensively,surprise,goemotions "Excited? No. Sitting back with popcorn? You bet. Sorry, privilege of not living in the united States.",neutral,goemotions "That's really sad to hear, I can't imagine. I'm wishing the best for you",sadness,goemotions I hope they remain long time friends and can look back on this as adults and have a nice giggle together,joy,goemotions Its hard to explain i feel everything is distant.,sadness,goemotions Generally you are still a “teacher” but I’m not sure 100%. I know my instructional coach role is still “teacher” contract/pay.,surprise,goemotions [NAME] cares like a father incredible,joy,goemotions That movie really scared me when I was a kid.,fear,goemotions We have youth and depth on our side. I feel good about what we have. If the Cubs have 2 injuries to their rotation they are toast.,joy,goemotions Is [NAME] somewhere on Apple Music? I can’t find her,neutral,goemotions "one dude puked on my patio, he fell out at 2am! weak!",sadness,goemotions Haven’t watched the new episode yet but the art definitely reminds me of [NAME] MS Paint art.,joy,goemotions Pull that sucker right up to your face,anger,goemotions Man it was that long since the [NAME] days? Damn time flies,neutral,goemotions “For the holidays” you’ve been in America ages Im guessin..,neutral,goemotions I love the aunt. Hope she doesn't back down.,joy,goemotions "i know, [NAME] sucks balls",neutral,goemotions She’s a genius! And a goddess. And a queen.,joy,goemotions You won't have time for extra tasks. Anything extra u do will become ur daily routine.,neutral,goemotions I almost wanted to ask him if it was worth it but I had to clean up his mess.,neutral,goemotions She is my friend,joy,goemotions Congrats to you!! So happy for you! wow socks is sooo nice!,joy,goemotions Right? Most days I wish I had really small ones so guys would look at ME instead of look at my body.,joy,goemotions "It was tough at first, but I'm slowly learning to love again.",surprise,goemotions I said I'm curious to see how many women would do it.,surprise,goemotions "Based on what I've seen, all the INFJ girls seem to be blue-haired damaged moonquacks that got abandoned by daddy.",anger,goemotions I think this does help less good pupils to learn it better and agree with the teachers. In my class thats the biggest problem when it comes to french,sadness,goemotions OMG this is gaming history in the making. Lol I can't w8!,joy,goemotions "Thanks DB, I'll see if I can find the book",joy,goemotions Wow...Mean [NAME] passed away today. RIP,surprise,goemotions Consider yourself lucky haha. I used to call my local radio station daily to request they play it ‍♀️,joy,goemotions Thank you sm,joy,goemotions "It's 57% upvoted, which pretty much means most people hate it. ",anger,goemotions I’m glad you did,joy,goemotions A cheater is always a cheater in my book.,anger,goemotions Show him how hilarious season 1 and 2 of Family Guy is. Then show him how incredibly stupid the rest of the series is.,anger,goemotions """oh.... alright"" [NAME]",joy,goemotions If they don't mention their children within 5 minutes of conversing with them.,neutral,goemotions Oh my [NAME]. Yesssss.,surprise,goemotions He is in [NAME] team. He bend a knee and give up the North because fall in love with her. As script said.,neutral,goemotions "I stand fully corrected, thank you!",joy,goemotions My withdrawal was marked as complete. Likely doesn't matter now though with the servers being completely offline.,joy,goemotions "They have a huge problem with rich freaks diddling kids, that's pretty libertarian.",anger,goemotions Makes sense since he usually is the one to clean up kills while others make contact,neutral,goemotions "The Japanese and the British can do it well, but they probably get like 10x the funding per capita.",joy,goemotions But what is with that shirt?,surprise,goemotions That's a big meal.,neutral,goemotions Please treat me with modern medicine. I have gastroparisis.,joy,goemotions "Well, it's been fun. Time to quit YT.",joy,goemotions Funny they decided to show a bunch of T2 images demonstrating the chronic microvascular ischemic disease and omitted the diffusion which had the more interesting findings pertinent to TGA.,joy,goemotions "Thats a red flag that you're a big part of his son's life after 5 months. This all seems very immature, both you and him.",anger,goemotions Haha I should probably clarify it was family owned and managed,joy,goemotions Here in the UK I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a taco,surprise,goemotions > I really hope QCX addresses that last point. Who knows [NAME] could've fled with the money or something. What the hell dude. lol,joy,goemotions "I fucking love Danbo. Thanks for putting it back in my head, I see my future self there in a few hours. ",joy,goemotions Dems can end this. They chose not to.,neutral,goemotions Aww that makes my day too <3,joy,goemotions "Cause his value is at the lowest now.. If he does improve and score goals for Monaco, he'll be sold in the summer. ",joy,goemotions his talk show is pretty great,joy,goemotions How to get badly injured in a room full of foam.,surprise,goemotions "I feel bad for her, talk to her :(",joy,goemotions This is terrifying,fear,goemotions "It’s not so much the heat, it’s the humidity that’ll kill you.",anger,goemotions Talking is a free action.,neutral,goemotions "Yeah, [NAME] was doing a fly by at the top of the net and [NAME] stuck his head out... ",neutral,goemotions I was thinking that as well after I posted. Some nasty stuff settles on ceiling tiles.,disgust,goemotions Hopefully he gets better and comes back so they can give him a proper roast. :) really heartening to see people come together like that.,neutral,goemotions I love how well 90dayF references easily relate to LAL. I hope you're able yo watch it.,joy,goemotions "I dont think anyone said it would make the game better, it won't, but it certainly won't make the game any worse either ",anger,goemotions I have the same issue with a new co-worker and it drives me insane.,anger,goemotions I think it is more likely that you simply do not know what science is.,surprise,goemotions "I was wrong, thanks for the information.",joy,goemotions Pre 1980 AC/DC is [NAME].,neutral,goemotions Awesome!!!,joy,goemotions Sitting there dreaming of hot girls coming up to you in your room is better.,joy,goemotions I know he lives in Texas and I have his phone number and things like his name and age but nothing else really.,neutral,goemotions "I'd buy this and use the ""wash, dry, fold"" setting exclusively. Sounds great to me. ",joy,goemotions "It’s still not working unfortunately :(, you have a link to your YT?",sadness,goemotions Swear i have seen this before? had it been reposted?,surprise,goemotions I see lotsa [NAME] I’m proud,joy,goemotions this kid is really good,joy,goemotions Eventually I would have to land another queen to stop the target from arranging marriages themselves.,joy,goemotions Scary times we live in.,fear,goemotions My favourite series are House Party and A Way Out. The Sonic comics episode is a golden too.,joy,goemotions Switch “imaginary” with “social construct” and see how they handle it,neutral,goemotions "What sort of condescending racist grandma shit is ""sweet pea"" lol",neutral,goemotions I love this. Just be racist against everyone and then it's fine!,joy,goemotions I'm guessing HIS blood type is mountain dew,neutral,goemotions Hi Everybody!,neutral,goemotions "He wrote a pretty good piece right after his breakup with [NAME], this may be the same outcome",joy,goemotions "Walkerton for anyone who is curious about the actual real deaths under ""chainsaw"" [NAME] ",neutral,goemotions Its probably just related to something she is dealing with. Stress/anxiety often causes nightmares. But there are plenty of potential,joy,goemotions Bullock and Warner are the only two dems (without an F rating from the NRA) that I could see running.,neutral,goemotions im aware. im trying to figure out how the heck you found it in what i said. even after given context to the situation.,surprise,goemotions "I'm really worried :( I sent a DM to them, I hope they will be okay... ",fear,goemotions "i don';t know about that, it's probably aliens.",surprise,goemotions I feel safe around you is a nice one,joy,goemotions His DBPM as well as his OBPM is better than Embiid's,neutral,goemotions Basically this.,neutral,goemotions Is there something I'm missing here? I don't see the pun.,surprise,goemotions It's this kind of fear that made me make this,fear,goemotions Everyone’s freaking out about our OC. Our need for O-line is more substantial imo,anger,goemotions Impeach “fouty” five!!,neutral,goemotions "Unfortunately, I don't. Sorry. 😔",anger,goemotions She is beauty she is grace she just just grinded the ground with her face.,joy,goemotions I'm sure the guy posting is this just gorgeous with the best personality ever,joy,goemotions "All that shows is them loaning money when Liverpool make losses, which seems to have happened more than any of us realised. We don't make a loss",surprise,goemotions "Well it gets the stupid people to eat tide pods, evolution needs a helping hand after shifting in the gene pool.",neutral,goemotions It’s tinder no one cares if they get blocked cringe to you is funny to them,joy,goemotions "Fat is always unhealthy, and never a sign of beauty.",anger,goemotions "I want it out too, [NAME].",neutral,goemotions Oh no she was only 17 years old and 11 months she's just a child!! Videos kinda cringy though I guess but not because of that,neutral,goemotions Then why can't we claim a fetus on our taxes?,surprise,goemotions Perhaps only if congress was also found illegitimate. Since they are the ones that approved the nominees.,neutral,goemotions "Was about to say, if that guy is going to remember the amazing Kansas 2007 season, can't leave out our 06.",neutral,goemotions The old bear,neutral,goemotions "As a lifelong single person, [NAME] offends me. Feels like I'm apart of some demographic that they can live without :(",sadness,goemotions So remember when everyone was reading [NAME] for making a song and performing it on the show around a contrived part of her brand???,neutral,goemotions "Dual channel, I pinged you with what I have in discord",neutral,goemotions Just hearing that thing's carapace sliding around and it's feet hitting the ground would make me vomit.,disgust,goemotions A special and unique form of fake news know as the truth.,neutral,goemotions It was or I’d have walked out!! Lol!,joy,goemotions You’re not being clear in what you’re trying to say. I’m unsure how to try to help you in this case.,surprise,goemotions Thank you :) that’s very generous :) xo,joy,goemotions Not about my first name but I'm gonna change my last name.,joy,goemotions I didn't realize it was that common of a thing for guys to do xD,joy,goemotions Cool. Good luck!,joy,goemotions My mom used to think [NAME] was the handsomest NFL coach for what that’s worth.,joy,goemotions Dude the kaaba was detroyed three times that's nothing,neutral,goemotions This team + 2 lottery picks and another offseason for our young players will definitely be a playoff team next year.,joy,goemotions No. That's something you can't prove unlike American support to KCK.,neutral,goemotions "Mmmm, I haven't had dinner yet and it's been a while since I've ordered Thai...",neutral,goemotions Have you been to one before? If so what is your experience with it? I’m nervous as hell,fear,goemotions The lil dance he does after is amazing too,joy,goemotions If we were in the same city we could've hung out. Happy new year to you. You're not alone in being alone.,joy,goemotions Wow you’re mom is truly living by the love first motto that is [RELIGION].,surprise,goemotions "If I'm dipping my crust, it's in marinara sauce EDIT: I love hot sauce on pizza",joy,goemotions What are public sector wages like in the Nordics? Genuinely don't have the foggiest.,neutral,goemotions "color me embarrassed"" I wonder what colour he'd be if she showed that text exchange to his missus. ",sadness,goemotions "Yes of mine worry, no one liked mine either. ",sadness,goemotions It would be okay if they will turn them into some old non-obtainable premiums. I mean limited edition,joy,goemotions Supposedly friend's wife is like this. I don't get it at all.,surprise,goemotions Poor [NAME]. Give him some Enfamil. He will feel better soon.,joy,goemotions My ex asked me to tell her my steam password..... With more than 6000€ worth of stuff on it. No thanks.,anger,goemotions "Of course, you're /u/Utkar22 !",neutral,goemotions "Suns fan here, I firmly believe you guys keep number one. Just having a bad game ",joy,goemotions "There is no quick fix to controlling it better. For pwBPD it tends to require a lot of therapy, often DBT.",anger,goemotions It’s all about the tech my friend. The person who knows how to control the modem has the power.,surprise,goemotions "Lots of tourists like taking pictures with the locals. Don't feel so bad, OP. It's also entirely possible your father was mistaken. ",joy,goemotions "Meanwhile, 1500 a day continue to die from cigarettes",sadness,goemotions W-what a great audience,joy,goemotions As a white man on the internet I'm outraged... because I had to laugh and laughing hurts right now : (,anger,goemotions "I said ""try."" Red wine is a thing for a reason",neutral,goemotions Protestantism never cease to amaze me with its joke of theology and non existent historical justification.,neutral,goemotions That’s a very precious word from [NAME].,joy,goemotions > I know I should feel happy why,joy,goemotions [NAME] if he was whiter and less interesting.,neutral,goemotions "I still enjoy the content here sometimes, but....finally! This post nailed it.",joy,goemotions We all do it sometimes don't worry.,joy,goemotions Think the word you’re looking for is ‘Maori’,surprise,goemotions Glad to hear. It seems like a very hopeful sign. 👍,joy,goemotions "Same with [NAME], she’s simply stunning at any age. ",joy,goemotions > extreme poverty is re emerging in the west. lol,joy,goemotions "Us as well, along with home",neutral,goemotions I would say love is never enough. Love is unconditional. Relationships are not.,joy,goemotions Canada? Only because of [NAME] nice hair and silly socks.,neutral,goemotions "Never, ever, ever, ever double text. Pursue other girls after the first text is unanswered.",neutral,goemotions Preach. The nuthuggers and happy go lucky blind sheep if the front office are nowhere to be found. So disappointed in this team.,sadness,goemotions "You are megalophobic, my friend. Welcome to the club.",joy,goemotions "Laughing at ""indoctrinated by traditional values"". Good luck in life.",joy,goemotions "/Steps into freezing night. [NAME], forgot my car keys.",neutral,goemotions "No, but even if you did, you'll find nothing special.",joy,goemotions Another establishment hit-piece against Saint Bernard,surprise,goemotions "They just wake up like, LET ME OUTT",neutral,goemotions "Hurr durr, put well regulated back in the constitution. Ok [NAME] the fucking [NAME].",anger,goemotions I keep seeing this argument and I will tell you my wait times are long also - I don't have the DLC.,neutral,goemotions This is still one of my favorite photos.,joy,goemotions WE ARE NOT FACEBOOK,neutral,goemotions I'd get the call of the void way too hard here.,neutral,goemotions "Except for ""fighting liberalism"". Happy cake day.",joy,goemotions "Good point, it’s nice and frustrating for both sides I see. Definitely worse for the lower levels. That’s too bad",anger,goemotions You're not retarded. It's a natural reaction to a lousy upbringing. Love your username BTW.,joy,goemotions Younger and younger he goes and where he'll stop no one knows. Sorry you had top be in such a situation. Thanks for the post op.,joy,goemotions Well [NAME] made me laugh,joy,goemotions Especially when it's right in your FACE,neutral,goemotions This stresses me out way too much.,sadness,goemotions Do you want to see a picture of my diploma,surprise,goemotions What does /s even mean?,neutral,goemotions "The staff there know what they're talking about whether or not you're making money, no matter how difficult will be huge. you are not alone.",neutral,goemotions The fourth person could be [NAME]. But looking at the trailer it’s probably [NAME] who is back because of [NAME] tumour. Sigh.,neutral,goemotions that's the only thing i remember from this book,neutral,goemotions The obsession with a plot.,joy,goemotions I can only assume the island is called the Spanish word for purgatory.,neutral,goemotions He drinks all coffee with cream. We already know he’s not above disgusting liquids.,disgust,goemotions "No kill, only hug",neutral,goemotions Also I've heard she owns a bag.,neutral,goemotions Well that's because you're close-minded. But meh. I don't need your respect. ;),anger,goemotions Nah hes just setting an image.. Hes backed by ps to play this tourny...,neutral,goemotions "I thought it was a bachelorette party. Re-reading it appears it isn't, which makes her reaction even more immature.",neutral,goemotions Thanks dude. Shit happens!,joy,goemotions He hatet [NAME],neutral,goemotions Well I was balding at 22 so I didn't have choice lol,surprise,goemotions "You're right, I was just trying to avoid getting too specific, as all financial advise will vary based on OP's financial situation and needs.",joy,goemotions "Wayakum, [NAME] make it easy for you inshAllah. Feel free to PM me if you or your brother have any questions. Would love to help out.",joy,goemotions Bestest boi.,joy,goemotions Zoos are the reason why many endangered species are no longer endangered. You oppose the existence of zoos. Therefore you would rather see those animals go extinct.,neutral,goemotions "Haha WEHO, for West Hollywood, not Wehoe for We hoes",joy,goemotions “I still have a 7 year old” translation one kid is still an asshole 😂😂😂 Source have an 8 year old,joy,goemotions That would be really rough. However she is so incompetent I wouldn’t be surprised if she self immolates,sadness,goemotions Hey thanks! Happy new year to you too!,joy,goemotions I have a feeling this is 99.9% of us.,neutral,goemotions Did not expect it to work with a body on it..,surprise,goemotions "When I opt out it goes back to old reddit, but the next day it turns back on.",neutral,goemotions Mmm I dunno about that 😊 but thank you,joy,goemotions "It the equivalent of ""stop liking things I don't like."" You don't get to control the world. Lighten up and move on. ",neutral,goemotions "I’m naming my dog Sebastian! So I can kinda relate ( lol, def not the same). Love the name though.",joy,goemotions "Congratulations puppy, here have some cake.",joy,goemotions It's great.,joy,goemotions Micklethwait Craft meats and La BBQ are right up there with Franklin.,neutral,goemotions "Here, we [NAME] are open books. Brutal, and often hilarious truth in every word we speak 😂",joy,goemotions Cheese cave time,neutral,goemotions "After how badly the Patriots screwed CT, how can anyone like them?",surprise,goemotions "Its not just kids being kids, stop being so naive",anger,goemotions Whatever that means.,anger,goemotions That’s a weird way of spelling Tobin.,neutral,goemotions Damn that must feel great!,joy,goemotions Welcome to non union states!,joy,goemotions ***DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM***,neutral,goemotions "Whatever you do, don’t try to use a bone to get it out. It’ll only make it worse.",neutral,goemotions Being a complete idiot and blocking a road in front of a bar. Which is where most cops tend to hang out trolling for DUIs at 2 am.,anger,goemotions They do. Also ‘school spirit’ is never an acceptable excuse for **PUTTING ON BLACKFACE**,neutral,goemotions Happy real life cake day my dude :),joy,goemotions "I think this is next on our list, thanks!",joy,goemotions I like you both.,joy,goemotions If yous got a problem with Canadian Gooses than you’ve got a problem with me and i suggest you let that one marinate,neutral,goemotions His head bounced on the hardwood. Damn.,sadness,goemotions Did not realize [NAME] hair game is that fire,surprise,goemotions "Good to know! We didn't get any when we went Friday evening, but we can try again.",joy,goemotions I’d be verrrrrrrry nervous if we hired him. Would love him as an OC tho,joy,goemotions "Congratulations on your appointment to such a prominent position! I was a huge fan of Utah when I went, the canyons are sick. GO KNIGHTS GO ",joy,goemotions "Both good and not so good, but mostly good! You should DESTROY HER. NOBODY NEEDS TO TAKE UP THAT MUCH SPACE ON THE CURB. ",anger,goemotions lol this is good.,joy,goemotions This sub has over 350k subscribers. How are there this many of us who enjoy this torture.,joy,goemotions I was 10 years old when this happened and seeing her heartbroken dad on tv and hearing her story still haunts me.,fear,goemotions that's adorable asf,joy,goemotions My god. I could have written this. This exact scenario happens to me too (including waking up at 5:30 on the weekend),surprise,goemotions "The best one for me is still Borderlands 2, and it’s been a fucking while. Amazing how far ahead of its time that game was.",surprise,goemotions Feed her poetry. But in a metaphorical way not in a weird way,neutral,goemotions Edit: Four on Five now man! Woo!,joy,goemotions "INTP or not, that’s the universal language of interest, at least in my book.",neutral,goemotions I have a really nice tempurpedic one and about 6 king sized fluffy ones that I use to just fall asleep hugging,joy,goemotions My home equity rose 120k in the 3 years since i bought it. Just saying,joy,goemotions Just change in the stall. I used to do it. No one will say anything to you about it it's normal,joy,goemotions He's been great since his first snap as a [NAME],joy,goemotions Girls gotta stick together.,neutral,goemotions "They are saying they are ethnically [NAME], which is true. Nationality and ethnicity are not synonymous.",surprise,goemotions THERE ARE NO CHIPS IN THIS PICTURE.,neutral,goemotions Right now you’ll be sober for at least 15 years! Good luck man,joy,goemotions >If you're not embarrassed they probably won't probe. I'd hope not!,neutral,goemotions Claim taken roles,neutral,goemotions Pacific Daydream but with the instrumentation of this album would’ve been way better now that I’m hearing this,neutral,goemotions "My point is we have been shit for the most of the season, today we are just shit in a new formation",anger,goemotions A reason to play the game every 3 month?,surprise,goemotions I didn't come out [of my mother] drawing [goshdarn] [NAME],neutral,goemotions Anyone link r/causalchildabuse yet? No? Allow me. r/causalchildabuse,surprise,goemotions [NAME] is one of my favorite [NAME]. I would love for him to come home to LA,joy,goemotions And what a fuckton of karma it was. It’s fake stories like this that really prove that communism is the far superior economic system.,anger,goemotions I love the jab berto. It’s literally in thin air.,joy,goemotions True - all mobility items in the past haven’t been weaponisable so why should this be??,neutral,goemotions "Eh, it'll be alright. Just another battle scar haha. Best of luck to the both of us! ",joy,goemotions Why are you okay with racism and why are slurs the red line?,anger,goemotions I honestly have no clue but I’d also love to have one of those,joy,goemotions These aren't [NAME]... they're [NAME] that like to pose in the form of a hexagram for some reason,joy,goemotions Congrats keep going,joy,goemotions I laughed at this,joy,goemotions "It is funny and sad, when faced with the option to laugh or cry I choose laugh",sadness,goemotions A classic question. He wanted to create to share His love and existence.,neutral,goemotions "I'm more than sure we [NAME] lovers feel the same way, her outfits are awful",disgust,goemotions Or had the plan for a while and put 25 bucks away each cheque for a bit for this plan.,neutral,goemotions "You can call me a bitch, and it's cool because you also aren't expecting me to pay you for doing it.",anger,goemotions "Lets go with sensitive, because what other reason is there to downvote an opinion ",neutral,goemotions I went to your profile to see the other pics & saw your kitty. He's super cute!,joy,goemotions "huh. if there’s no pain, you’re fine. maybe just use spray on like axe or something to detour the smell ",joy,goemotions No matter how hard you scrub it WON'T COME OUT.,anger,goemotions "ahhhhh ok I thought it was the other way round, thanks for clearing it up.",joy,goemotions "Turn undead is once per short rest, you can’t make use of it frequently, no wonder the dm was frustrated",anger,goemotions This was literally me!,surprise,goemotions I haven’t actually watched it. Who got featured?,surprise,goemotions Just speak with a Sheffield accent lmao,neutral,goemotions I just enjoy feasting off tears ....mmmmm,joy,goemotions I do this all the time and I have honestly never noticed.,surprise,goemotions Omg I just looked it up and all the places look so beautiful there 😍 also I’m sorry that it’s homophobic,joy,goemotions IIRC Tool doesn’t like their stuff on Spotify because they don’t like their business practices regarding royalties and such.,neutral,goemotions "It's called ""fasci"" or ""fashy"" (fæ-shē) and it's an undercut style cutting hair.",neutral,goemotions OOF. DEAD ON,neutral,goemotions "Not interested. Old, slow, not a scheme fit.",neutral,goemotions "Ooof, I’m so sorry, that is rough.",sadness,goemotions "Or better yet, on the woman who will let ME play with them!",neutral,goemotions Guess you don’t understand that the Citizens United vs FEC ruling came around 26 years after [NAME] was president.,neutral,goemotions "Too bad he went back home to Nepal, it's always great seeing these young spinners getting a go in the BBL.",sadness,goemotions "I'm 14 stone...so probably about 2 stone over weight. I don't drink alcohol or do drugs, but I love food.... ",joy,goemotions I left her off because I tried to keep the list to people who were in a little earlier than her.,neutral,goemotions That's pretty cool. My friends older brother played against him. We all played for Cherokee. Said he was an awesome pitcher.,joy,goemotions I know that's what she said they dont repackage they have to toss them so instead she brought them home,joy,goemotions Good luck with the interview!,joy,goemotions Yeah that's not almost a semi auto. And the slam fire is vastly over rated.,anger,goemotions Hey this is right around the corner from where I live! The skyline viewed from those little park peninsulas along Lakeshore are definitely some of my favorite sights.,neutral,goemotions [NAME] would go down in the first game,neutral,goemotions Dude I did think about doing a fake obnoxious cough to get their attention but then that would make me actually cough lmao,neutral,goemotions Wow and shes fine to screwed people up ?@ wow are you sure from this story though?! How did people add thos storey up ?!,surprise,goemotions It's at 3.9k now,neutral,goemotions "I didn't say [NAME] was on the left. I asked how he isnt on the left, because I dont know. Thanks for your help.",neutral,goemotions So sorry to hear that matey. What a good dog. Give him lots of pets.,sadness,goemotions We made a big raft of inflatables on Little Bay and listened to the Hottest 100. Good times. The water is finally nice and warm.,joy,goemotions "Damn, what a savage. Spoken like a true brother. X'D",joy,goemotions Why is this getting downvoted?,neutral,goemotions They can always fall back on Married with Children re-runs.,neutral,goemotions Funny looking bats.,joy,goemotions Guys this team is SOOO FUN THO!!!! LIKE OMG,joy,goemotions "No he's right, and you're deflecting from his argument.",joy,goemotions They won VEGAS not the PRO LEAGUE QUALIFIER. Stop trying to bait me,anger,goemotions What was that?!,surprise,goemotions "I've felt number 2 so hard. ""Working hard for what you don't want"" is a thing. :(",neutral,goemotions Shared misery *always* makes me feel better :D,joy,goemotions "Everyone keeps giving me that advice haha. She's happily married to a really nice dude, and she is basically my sister at this point.",neutral,goemotions Even more of a reason to nurse on your side! :),joy,goemotions "Feel free to use as many rhymes as you want, after all you have the final say of your word play.",joy,goemotions "i was thinking about your art earlier today, and now i've been blessed with this on my feed",neutral,goemotions "No, it's not. If they grow in the wrong way then they can become extremely painful and cause discomfort. People usually like chewing freely",anger,goemotions "Talks of contributing proportionately, wants progressive taxes. Talks of reasonable wants and needs because that’s a slippery term. ",neutral,goemotions oh is that it,surprise,goemotions "Bravo! It's hard saying you need help, and sometimes even harder accepting it. So proud of you momma!",joy,goemotions I've done this my whole life though...,neutral,goemotions "He took the pin, and verbally put him over. Big night for [NAME].",neutral,goemotions "A best friend would get me a vibrator. Not something that’ll make me feel like an oily, ugly piece of shit.",joy,goemotions Love me some FA cup,joy,goemotions "LOL, had me confused for a second. Didn't realize you had responded to another comment of mine as well. ",joy,goemotions Lol it's a bit of both I think.,joy,goemotions "Hey, you sound like you're living my exact life. It's a good life. Enjoy sharing the love. ",joy,goemotions KUBIAK WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US???,neutral,goemotions wait wasn't r [NAME] the guy who enjoyed pissing on people?,neutral,goemotions Hold on to your butts!,joy,goemotions I used to love watching movie reviews and video essays. But it’s seems like I can’t enjoy anything anymore,sadness,goemotions are you dumb bro? please watch again and don’t downvote me for stating facts. holy shit you’re inept.,anger,goemotions The poor dude.....pray for him.,joy,goemotions Her face oddly looks way narrower in this picture.,neutral,goemotions "[NAME] oh wait, this aint Instagram ",neutral,goemotions Why not streamlining that: the fine could be converted to the coverage for the poor students. A good gesture from legislators would help so much.,joy,goemotions This is great in contrast to the [NAME] and [NAME] drama,joy,goemotions Really? I love that show,joy,goemotions He dunked all the time with us. Loved the reverse two hand slam,neutral,goemotions He said i am being rude to her,anger,goemotions I don't get it haha man it sucks not knowing what a wall phone is haha,neutral,goemotions Rouge Park is federal.,neutral,goemotions I explained this in a comment in the other thread.,neutral,goemotions [NAME] is just awesome. I have vacancies for long range adoptive grannies if she's not busy?,joy,goemotions Mostly because of the hype. I love going out with my friends!,joy,goemotions "[NAME], I thought we warned you about trying to collect ""data"" from this place.",anger,goemotions Thanks for the tip! I just watched it and now I want more insider info!,joy,goemotions A way to avoid reality. Personality doesnt matter. Only looks.,neutral,goemotions The real comedycemetery is people still posting this joke for the hundredth time,anger,goemotions "I haven't defended trump whatsoever, you're completely missing my point",neutral,goemotions Three words for you. Stand your ground.,neutral,goemotions [NAME] should have come back. I'm surprised you could get any worse than the s10 one but shit i was wrong.,surprise,goemotions BUT [RELIGION] MONKS DONT speak???,surprise,goemotions "I came here once accidentally, saw your commend and now, 2 weeks later, I totally understand. ",neutral,goemotions That’s actually interesting to me,joy,goemotions >[NAME] loves people For dinner?,joy,goemotions "That is a valid question, I hope it can change, but admittedly that hope is pretty small.",joy,goemotions "It was great, and it still is.",joy,goemotions "Can someone tell me the difference? Sorry, please don't get mad at me...",sadness,goemotions "genuinely surprised me, 0",surprise,goemotions Both but which one being the most used isn't really important.,neutral,goemotions "Yup, Telltale was good. Until 2016.",joy,goemotions I found it really kind.,joy,goemotions Guess I’m heading back to the kitche :),neutral,goemotions If anyone deserves one...,neutral,goemotions "Or you could treat them as regular people and not judge them off their intelligence, then it wouldn’t be a problem ",neutral,goemotions Not actually cheating if the system is set up that way. Take it up with your Government.,anger,goemotions "I mean they're just kids at the end of the day, the people yelling racist things are the ""adults""",joy,goemotions [NAME] because hes best survivor,neutral,goemotions "Just saying, don’t give up. Fight back. Do it for your patients ",joy,goemotions "After this conversation, he never found the answer and every day was the same, day in, day out.",neutral,goemotions He absolutely loves it!!,joy,goemotions Takes r us...you literally make me want to overdose on drugs. Like you’re that insufferable.,anger,goemotions Can I start getting excited for [NAME] yet,joy,goemotions How long do we have to wait? I might need rehab.,surprise,goemotions I will take it... for free of course /s,neutral,goemotions I bet you're not the only one. That space is kinda safe... go be slightly challenging. ;),joy,goemotions This is just a terrible joke,sadness,goemotions I'm sorry.,sadness,goemotions They NEVER guard against that!,neutral,goemotions He took it too far,neutral,goemotions I didn't even know this existed! Thank you kindly!!,joy,goemotions "Everyone has a purpose, just have to find what that purpose is for you. ",neutral,goemotions Got it. Sorry you feel that way man. I hope you find your own way to impact the game or enjoy it next year.,joy,goemotions Would be interesting to see a referendum where only UKIP and Lib Dem members vote.,joy,goemotions That was.. very confusing and entirely unhelpful? I read it three times and got nothing from this.,surprise,goemotions Is it bad that im really bummed he didnt get hit?,sadness,goemotions What happened next?,surprise,goemotions "Weirdly enough Salad Fingers is one of [NAME] weaker animations, highly recommend ‘The Unfixable Thought Machine’",neutral,goemotions "So they are saying ""We'd rather you spend your money elsewhere?"" to their employees? I",neutral,goemotions Facial hair ability: [NAME] Looks like [NAME] got a bloody nose a week ago and hasn’t washed the blood out yet.,neutral,goemotions ">Cars kill more people than guns Way, way more people. Alcohol too.",neutral,goemotions Here is the original post,joy,goemotions "If you had a giant rock on your land, and you couldn't stop people climbing, wouldn't you be pissed?",surprise,goemotions Emo!!,neutral,goemotions "I couldn’t believe that. I’ve been mad but never enough to throw my PHONE! GIRL, what is you DOIN’?",anger,goemotions Damnit tobias.,neutral,goemotions I am mad as hell nothing is being done on her crooked ass her and [NAME] both. LOCK HER UP. LOCK THEM UP,neutral,goemotions "Lol now that I see it put in this way, it's even more sad. Thanks :(",sadness,goemotions "After listening to the lecture, I’ve concluded that there’s no way this kid isn’t a redditor",surprise,goemotions "This comment is very good and all but it got me thinking, *are* pizzas a type of tire?",joy,goemotions "i truly believe compulsive, chronic cheaters are sociopaths. no empathy, compassion, and they're impulsive and manipulative",anger,goemotions "It's not his fault, it's your wife's. Shes the one you need to be pissed at",disgust,goemotions Take them out of his care and into the care of someone who can watch them until you are able to protect them yourself.,joy,goemotions "I got your back, bros. (nsfw, duh) ",neutral,goemotions I'll take a window seat for lmao at this.,joy,goemotions "Close the door, you're letting the heat out!",anger,goemotions "Not really, every other post is summit doing something. Gets boring. ",sadness,goemotions "I've been out of the country for the past week, has [NAME] stopped sitting on the fence and stated support for remain in that time?",surprise,goemotions [NAME] forbid someone make a joke around YOU,anger,goemotions "He’s a troll from T_D, they come through every now and then to try to start shit.",neutral,goemotions "That was the most remarkable thing, how fluid her conversations were, without a trace of shyness.",neutral,goemotions Still haven't heard a good reason why the delay isn't shorter,neutral,goemotions Couldn’t get the votes in the senate. We had control in the house though. That’s flipped though,neutral,goemotions It’s sad that some parents can’t accept some simple mistakes.,sadness,goemotions I like surprises.,joy,goemotions How dare they ask me to be a good person! I'll show em!,anger,goemotions Did you guys personally pay someone for the banner? Because that's incredible.,joy,goemotions He doesn't He just want to get the F*** out of there.,neutral,goemotions Arguably this post is [NAME] favorite post on Reddit one hundred percent. Lmao #muglife,neutral,goemotions Glad you had fun! Your gf sounds like a keeper!,joy,goemotions I'm moving to the UK in 2 weeks. This terrifies me.,fear,goemotions [NAME] freaking [NAME] all the people down range just staring. -_- GO INSIDE DUMBASSES.,anger,goemotions This is awesome. What are your profits like?,surprise,goemotions TALK TO HER TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL,neutral,goemotions So we should stop caring about other people and only look out for ourselves. That DOES sound like a baby boomer!,surprise,goemotions It would be terrible if he died and they put his head in a jar or something,fear,goemotions "So so happy, more than you believe ",joy,goemotions Do you even watch Steelers football?,surprise,goemotions Even that. I have 0 desire to see what happens after TLJ. I'll probably watch the RLM review and call it a day.,neutral,goemotions It's a beautiful thing! Good luck!,joy,goemotions im sorry for your loss. your aunts behavior is disgusting. dont give her anything.,joy,goemotions Somebody is really insecure about their career decisions.,fear,goemotions "I get my tax money back every year, no complaints. Plus the college and other skills i got were worth it.",neutral,goemotions ah dang sorry. in that case idk.,sadness,goemotions "[NAME] would be fun [NAME], [NAME], [NAME], [NAME], and possibly [NAME] would make us prime contenders for hard knocks ",neutral,goemotions Who’s vid is This?,surprise,goemotions Never ceases to boggle my mind how truly ignorant some people are.,anger,goemotions "Thank you, lightwaves. Very cool.",joy,goemotions Why are you trying to cheat NJ transit? NJ transit is in deep financial debt and you are trying to steal from them. Shame.,surprise,goemotions Is the use of stone that common for the medical field in the UK?,surprise,goemotions Wasn't there some sort of human Cylon orgy in The Plan or am I misremembering? Because I have bad memories of [NAME] and sexytimes.,surprise,goemotions Because [NAME] had a foot injury that I think he sustained at practice for the second half of the year.,sadness,goemotions Praise Blucifer!,neutral,goemotions This sent shivers down my spine,fear,goemotions Reddit is so right wing I can’t even believe it,anger,goemotions Yeah the last one made me laugh,joy,goemotions FINISH ON HER!! Seems way more appropriate for a sex doll,disgust,goemotions I'm really sorry for your loss friend. I hope everything is okay on your end too.,joy,goemotions [NAME] might've told her when they were talking about [NAME] being on her period.,neutral,goemotions "That's true. But in the real human world, partners have a similar, if not the same, generational separation from their closest common ancestor. ",neutral,goemotions I started with : - Anatomy of the State by [NAME] - Economics in One Lesson by [NAME] - The Law by [NAME],neutral,goemotions I dunno if that's really a HMB moment but funny nonetheless.,joy,goemotions ok now you are being adorable on purpose i see what youre doing,neutral,goemotions Ya done goofed,neutral,goemotions Respect for the pedes,joy,goemotions Ok I love [NAME] for making [NAME] fist bump 3 times. He was so awkward with that haha.,joy,goemotions "Hearsay as usual, no proof, [NAME] computer proves he needs help.",neutral,goemotions That’s another unfair accusation. I spent a lot of time trying to reach an understanding with you.,anger,goemotions [NAME]: I'm sorry that happened. I hope you weren't totally friendless on your 30th!,joy,goemotions "It's not his fault, it's your wife's. Shes the one you need to be pissed at",anger,goemotions "ah so youre the guy who shows up to the party with one goal, to yell at people when they don’t play by his own rules",neutral,goemotions Looks like he deleted it. Can’t find it on his profile history,neutral,goemotions My organs love me. I wonder how emotionally damaged a person has to be to come up with these. It's weird and sad.,surprise,goemotions We are currently working with Crypto Capital while their legal team is trying to get the funds from this bank.,neutral,goemotions >Cause they almost never hit anything. Very inaccurate. The benefit of fighting against a largely untrained adversary.,sadness,goemotions "She's stricter in the source material, I believe. Disney, as usual, watered her down. (No offense to the wonderful [NAME].)",joy,goemotions "._. yeah, the man is doing something wrong if we feel nothing.",anger,goemotions We accept the love we think we deserve - Perks of Being a Wallflower,neutral,goemotions "I accidentally drop acid all the time. It's pretty commonplace, from what I hear. Just hang out at home.",joy,goemotions Damn i guess people shouldn't steal. Or smoke,anger,goemotions Yeah that's where my eyebrow went up. The liability issues alone would make it a non-starter.,anger,goemotions Hello there!,neutral,goemotions These are completely unrelated. Please review,anger,goemotions A the_donald poster trying to pass as a human being has to be one of the saddest things I've ever seen.,sadness,goemotions "It was 3 grams in total, my buddies and I rolled with our own stuff",neutral,goemotions Montreal is a beautiful city,joy,goemotions I don't know him well but I have met him a few times through a mutual friend. Really nice guy and very young for his age.,joy,goemotions I know you will make her proud. always appreciate your parents they won’t be here forever ❤️,joy,goemotions "lmao dana just like ""i fucking hate my nephew""",joy,goemotions An eye for a *dead*eye? I'm sorry...,sadness,goemotions we're ok buddy!,neutral,goemotions And I’m not going to wait for League Play cause these clowns at Treyarch think seeker drones and razor wire are competitive.,neutral,goemotions Was waiting for them to do it again with him out of the truck,neutral,goemotions "And that is exactly why I never got that shit done, even though it interests me greatly. ",joy,goemotions Wish the teacher has spelled inventors correctly before testing the students.,joy,goemotions It's the same couple of people. The only thing I really dislike about this subreddit is that it swings to the left too hard sometimes.,anger,goemotions "Who says they weren’t? If they were, they were probably ignored, or drowned out by the [NAME].",neutral,goemotions Hahah. I wish I could say that’ll get less painful with time but it won’t. Sorry my dude. F,joy,goemotions I don't get it haha man it sucks not knowing what a wall phone is haha,joy,goemotions "Thanks man. We had a taste of the storm Thursday. In South Central PA, we are all ready for the shit to fall.",joy,goemotions You're an idiot,anger,goemotions I sure do.,joy,goemotions "She actually survived the incident, I don’t know if anyone has the article",surprise,goemotions "I forgot context and thought you meant the band was republican, please don’t worry me like this again ",sadness,goemotions I would think that logic would dictate that you should be able to type anything in chat that your in-game avatar is saying.,neutral,goemotions He would like to speak in third person.,neutral,goemotions lol [NAME].,joy,goemotions Lol I hate this too!,disgust,goemotions Sorry I kind of took it like you were flexing on my or my opponents skill or something lmao,joy,goemotions I’m amazed how anti-government these people are. They have no understanding of what government does. Perhaps they should move to Somalia. No government there.,surprise,goemotions Simon's or the bay. [NAME] makes some merino ones that are unbelievable. They are not cheap though.,surprise,goemotions "Without Googling it? Are you kidding? (Please don't look up ""kidding"" in the dictionary.)",anger,goemotions Dear [NAME]. What country is this?,surprise,goemotions Did you win? We need one positive thing out of this disaster of a Saturday night.,joy,goemotions I'm just reminding everyone. you're not helping the situation by being pedantic,anger,goemotions Hmm. I don't disagree. It's unfortunate.,joy,goemotions "alright, i'll be the one to say it. the tongue looks like an orange penis, congrats",joy,goemotions "Instinct and Intellect are opposites, never said they were the same",anger,goemotions I'd love that,joy,goemotions I'm afraid that will leave Britain no better. Can't imagine the ruckus if remain wins.,fear,goemotions Only £44m? Not enough.,anger,goemotions """You know, this should have never happened."" Well no shit you dumb ass!",anger,goemotions Sorry man. Didn't realize I was talking to a Russian spam bot. Please give my best to [NAME].,sadness,goemotions Stupid play.,anger,goemotions [NAME] I LOVE YOU,joy,goemotions Let's go!,neutral,goemotions Oui baguette senor,neutral,goemotions "At some point you just gotta say, that’s impressive. This isn’t that point. ",surprise,goemotions This is a school announcement: Remember not to commit thought crimes in the classroom. Repeated thought crimes will result in a lowering of your grades.,neutral,goemotions Lmao the revolution is here haha,joy,goemotions Because it's fun?,surprise,goemotions "OOOOOFFF, now that'd be a kick to the head",anger,goemotions I hope it was somebody else's.,joy,goemotions "I considered that they might be doing that, actually...but I googled it and it didn’t seem to be true.",neutral,goemotions looks like your fake autism you used to use for attention still has its side effects :/,anger,goemotions "Literally shaking, I hope you're getting the support you need with the ptsd this has obviously caused.",joy,goemotions Fo you understand his lingo,neutral,goemotions "I started a play about a man with tourettes and no fingers. Critics called it ""offensive and pointless"".",anger,goemotions That’s a lot of eyelashes to be losing,neutral,goemotions Do I need a reason other than: he hands out $100.00 bills to would-be voters?,surprise,goemotions "She could and should pursue modeling! It seemed like every time she was on screen, my sister and I were saying how effortlessly beautiful she is!!",joy,goemotions Ah fair enough. Thanks for elaborating,joy,goemotions "taj with 12 and 5 before the half, great game so far. Hopefully [NAME] can continue his 1st quarter shooting",joy,goemotions Oh....yuck,disgust,goemotions Dementia is in my family so this is pretty exciting. I also have to wonder if this bacteria could cause other kinds of mental illnesses..,joy,goemotions Can someone please explain why is it illegal and where? Never heard of this before !,surprise,goemotions The leader of the revolutionaries would be exploiting the labor of the revolutionaries below him!,neutral,goemotions "Get woke, go broke.",neutral,goemotions You’re right. With IDs coming temple desk workers will look an awful lot like TSA workers.,joy,goemotions I’d rather give up masturbation. No time for it anyway when I work.,surprise,goemotions "It may be wrong, but it’s not far from the truth. ",anger,goemotions Hellooo back up career!,neutral,goemotions "What was that, I couldn't hear you over my easy to clean cookware! ",surprise,goemotions Don’t really hear him except for the offseason and his accent isnt really overpowering and annoying.,anger,goemotions The picture in the thumbnail looks like the kids in the maga hat that fucked with the native [NAME],anger,goemotions If I died I've always wondered who will be at my funeral. I imagine only my mom. Maybe one of these days I'll find out.,sadness,goemotions FO need to pull the trigger ASAP. If he’s on this roster after the deadline... [NAME] help us,neutral,goemotions I wasn’t expecting that tbh,neutral,goemotions Right? Don't want to get my hopes up for a rumor.,anger,goemotions I don’t know about the whole state but we do have some shady cab drivers here.,sadness,goemotions "We're not the only one that has it, but for a city of our population, we're probably one of the worse offenders.",neutral,goemotions "I hope so and I think they have the ability to, but I just have a bad feeling that they won't.",joy,goemotions No wonder they don’t want us using the word “retarded”...it all makes sense now,neutral,goemotions Gotta offload this crap somehow.,anger,goemotions [NAME] says hello! We’re at version 2.0 now!,neutral,goemotions Aw look at her little coat,joy,goemotions It’s good dude I had to have it explained to me I’m just passing on the love,joy,goemotions West Ham is the retirement home for players that used to be good/talented some years ago.,neutral,goemotions Idk if I’m wrong but I think they gave her some piercings on her ear which are cool too,joy,goemotions >call people faggots > lovingly describe the beauty and strength of a man's physique,joy,goemotions what in the actual fuck. why are they still driving?!?!??!!?! Love the kindness of the young dudes tho,joy,goemotions Let this be a lesson at how easily manipulated some therapist are. Block the therapist immediately. He/she has been compromised by a psychopath.,anger,goemotions "Damn, looking at that makes me realize just how bad of an owner [NAME] is. He overpaid on just about everyone (not [NAME] obviously)",surprise,goemotions "They NAILED [NAME]. That looks legit, dude! I might steal your idea, haha",neutral,goemotions "That is not a snake its a tree, it looks like some sort of beach tree to me.",neutral,goemotions This is truly terrifying.,fear,goemotions [NAME] i’m so addicted to watching Narcos in bed. it’s so damn good,joy,goemotions I had my skin half ripped off thanks to a belt machine. Never got my arm close to the belts,joy,goemotions But it's still....the geographic location of Arizona haha.,joy,goemotions "I want a sense of progression and accomplishment in overwatch, something golden guns and skins dont give me anymore :)",joy,goemotions "Last time, on Arrested Development...",neutral,goemotions "Nope. But if this also occurs in Dallas, that’s quite disheartening. :(",sadness,goemotions HAHAHA YES MEYERS,joy,goemotions I always have the subtitles on. So I don’t miss a single 💎!,joy,goemotions "Suddenly, a loud audible groan from every structural/civil engineer in Maryland that now have to deal with that bullshit :/",anger,goemotions Thanks [NAME].,joy,goemotions Can't clear anyone of something that never happen or that they never did.,surprise,goemotions Why make it a video? Could have just been a text post.,surprise,goemotions Theres nothing more despicable in this world than a carelessly brewed mug of chai brother. You gotta get with the program.,anger,goemotions I honestly really think tumblr should’ve gotten rid of everything but legal porn,joy,goemotions They were really supportive!,joy,goemotions What if the million dollar idea was to make free websites? That'd be bug!,surprise,goemotions They do realize that the guy in the first picture is from a musical that mocks the [RELIGION] religion right?,surprise,goemotions So ungrateful. I wouldn’t have even offered that bc ppl who try to argue with closing times are not people who settle.,anger,goemotions I hope things get better soon. I'm proud of you for getting help and talking about it and wish you the best,joy,goemotions "Def not nypd lmao, but u hear you ",anger,goemotions Its just a prank bro.,joy,goemotions INTRODUCING BUD LIGHT LIGHT for the [NAME] a beer consumer! Just when you thing Bud Light was light enough we managed to water it down more!,neutral,goemotions Thanks so much for the advice! Will definitely keep that in mind,joy,goemotions A surprise to be sure! But a welcome one,surprise,goemotions Mr. Met is a legend! Outrageous. Now... If you wanna talk about hateworthy mascots... The Phanatic fits the bill.,anger,goemotions I needed this today. Thanks stranger,joy,goemotions "I know, sorry! I didn't want to translate some parts but I thought I had to",sadness,goemotions You’re welcome,joy,goemotions "This is like aliens coming to this planet, taking you in as a pet, then surrounding you with mannequins. I’d be freaked out too. ",fear,goemotions "When he read ""don lemon still has a job"" as an example of racial stupidity... I fucking fell out of my chair. LMAO. Love it.",joy,goemotions I'm glad you called it because it really is a beautiful and beautifully honest statement.,joy,goemotions He does not want to hear the plans that will work though.,neutral,goemotions "Unlikely, but who knows? Memory speed rarely makes a difference in gaming, but I've seen stranger things. ",surprise,goemotions uhh guys love natural beauty in a partner but the random effort is like a cool surprise,joy,goemotions "> i dont want people to have bad lifes. Exactly, but apparently many people not only admit this but gloat about it.",anger,goemotions He's not sure it's still relevant.,surprise,goemotions "My gpu is fried so I'm not able to play most mmos, but I can play Project Gorgon and Wurm Unlimited on low graphics settings. ",neutral,goemotions You don’t see a parallel between the two scenarios?,neutral,goemotions >Not all 70% of the filthy [NAME] money is gonna be taken. ...unfortunately.,anger,goemotions [NAME] and [NAME] Funny thing is they both had a feud too and were in the ring at same time a lot,neutral,goemotions Those dont seem exclusive....try both,neutral,goemotions I know exactly who you’re talking about! He has a documentary on Prime!,neutral,goemotions My drunk gf found each sentence of this joke funnier than the last and is now covered in toothpaste,joy,goemotions Software Engineering; had a knack for it at a young age and pretty much always knew that's what I was going to do. Yes. Extremely.,joy,goemotions She looks like a [NAME].,joy,goemotions This hurts to watch,sadness,goemotions If only there was a league of sorts of higher ranked play that they could watch. Oh well.,neutral,goemotions You love your joke!,joy,goemotions "Ahaha, a Jersey driver calling other drivers awful... that's adorable.",joy,goemotions Does your son do Scratch? My daughter doesn't do fortnite but Scratch is her favourite internet thing and she would love to add new scratch friends.,joy,goemotions "[NAME]: So, I hear you guys are doing video tributes now? [NAME]: That's what I thought...",neutral,goemotions Attempts [NAME] rant -> Proceeds to attack all of East-Asia,neutral,goemotions Is there a link for razz discord?,neutral,goemotions Valid. I think we mentioned in the Discord that exact point the other day.,neutral,goemotions But everybody got mad when Russia recognized [NAME] as US president. Go figure.,anger,goemotions Oh. My. [NAME]. This entire post hurts my brain. It's beautiful,joy,goemotions Why so much green though lol,joy,goemotions The people are WAY nicer,neutral,goemotions Yeah but it's fun lol. Hes banned a lot in NA also.,joy,goemotions Treyarch: adds all blackout servers to South America [NAME]: OMG treyarch why does matchmaking take so long.,neutral,goemotions "I like how old it is, like a vintage wine. Classssssy and aged to perfection.",joy,goemotions "Yeah your right thats why I dobt rush things, Ive accepted things take time",joy,goemotions "Salt lake, Utah. No joke, Utah has the highest rate of plastic surgery than anywhere else in the US.",neutral,goemotions Take a upvote I'm glad I made your experience great,joy,goemotions "Mate I was buying porn mags from my local coop at 12, I don't see why trading standards makes such a fuss over a lotto ticket",sadness,goemotions Wow! That's awesome! Congratulations! Its wonderful to have hope of being off medications one day.,joy,goemotions "Why would a poll showing a negative favorability rating go to her head? If anything, people should be worried this will cause her to change her approach.",anger,goemotions Omg two little blankets for your penis. LOVE THAT.,joy,goemotions "Wait, there’s a little more dust. TIFU by cooking my girlfriend for forty dinners.",neutral,goemotions Another LA teacher here. They get posted around March. Make sure you start building up your portfolio now. Best of luck!,neutral,goemotions Thanks man. Thought that counts.,joy,goemotions I was actually introduced to hbomb and breadtube in general Becuase of [NAME] vid on ds2. So thanks [NAME]?,joy,goemotions Because that doesnt create any unintended consequences,neutral,goemotions This is so uncharacteristic of him /s,neutral,goemotions No matter which you pick ([NAME] or [NAME]) the dance and the date scenes were great. It genuinely makes me happy seeing [NAME] happy.,joy,goemotions That windshield crack from his skull!,neutral,goemotions I BELIEVE! I am sad that likely no one else will see it besides me...,sadness,goemotions Yeah who knows how many indictments [NAME] is gonna rack up retroactively? It could be hundreds! /s,surprise,goemotions Outside of Reddit the Democrat base has definitely not gotten more progressive.,neutral,goemotions "I loved shooting if we were gay and 6969. The peanut butter took a while, but was worth it",joy,goemotions "Either way, I am afraid his marriage is over. She doesn't respect him anymore...",fear,goemotions Photo taken by myself today in a subway car in Bucharest.,neutral,goemotions But you'll downvote and complain but not provide any reasoning for your complaints? You sound like a child. Grow up.,anger,goemotions Gotta love January.,joy,goemotions I don't think fantasy draft has been a thing for a few years in career mode.,neutral,goemotions "And [NAME] said trust but verify, which is what the House will do.",neutral,goemotions Hate this guys videos,anger,goemotions Son of a bitch... here we go. Can't just stand there guys....,neutral,goemotions But once again that is a problem with the people. So many just attack the people who disagree instead of the arguments.,anger,goemotions Yeah. Whose fault is that... maybe the terroristic Gazan government stealing all their money. I’d say that’s a safe bet.,surprise,goemotions Ouch! My hear sank. Don’t do this to me.,anger,goemotions "From what you're saying, we can estimate the age of every person we see by their height.",neutral,goemotions "Ha, nope! Trying to distract myself on mobile in a really boring meeting. r/whoosh",anger,goemotions Glad your SO was helpful and hopefully you are better,joy,goemotions "I'm expressing my distaste at the absurdity of being an internet outrage hero and hypocritical selective outrage, especially in an area such as black music.",neutral,goemotions "Oh, awesome!",joy,goemotions Not quite sure what was really dickish about my comment aside from the seems fair part.,surprise,goemotions Drive thru is the worst. The number of times people would sneeze in my face at the window was infuriating.,anger,goemotions That is awful. :(,joy,goemotions [NAME] bless your soul. Please keep us updated. HORRAY!,joy,goemotions They are loving this choice in maga canada of course. Just a typical day of bigotry.,joy,goemotions Do you not give your snowmen brooms? I feel like that's a thing people do,surprise,goemotions She’s horrible,fear,goemotions Heres some well wishes to you staying up,joy,goemotions "By ranting aimlessly on the internet about it, obviously ;)",anger,goemotions "I never understood the part where he dives into a pile of money, even as a child. It seems wildly painful.",surprise,goemotions "Get a second opinion from a different doctor. Eczema can get exacerbated by home remedies sometimes, so be sure to check with another doc first. ",joy,goemotions "Anything intelligent to say, sometime maybe perhaps?",surprise,goemotions This is it thank you so much,joy,goemotions I never even talk to my mom and I’m 40.,neutral,goemotions me too. it's a way of keeping distance. feels too intimate to use someone's name.,neutral,goemotions I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who snorted at it!,joy,goemotions For sure larrisa so I can try and bang her,neutral,goemotions [NAME] is a brilliant player. Glad to see him get more time.,joy,goemotions ALFBRUSHJANSBYSY SUCH A GOOD DOGGO,joy,goemotions I keep hearing [NAME] is a terrible hire.,sadness,goemotions Oh. My. [NAME]. I can’t handle this,sadness,goemotions Why are you comparing third world countries to a first world one? This speaks volume about the lack of a proper argument.,surprise,goemotions "You are the worst kind of person, but i love it",joy,goemotions I'm so sorry. I hope things get better. 💗 I know emotional damage is rough.,joy,goemotions I really miss AG,sadness,goemotions "mmm, yum... ALRIGHT GIMME ",neutral,goemotions THIS!!,joy,goemotions Ruff day at the arffice?,neutral,goemotions "If it were [NAME] being negative about Korea, would you be equally happy to see it banished?",anger,goemotions "Well, what I meant was that many people, myself included, consider masturbation to be immoral, regardless of its health benefits or harms.",neutral,goemotions Mozzarella sticks!,joy,goemotions Thank you for the specifics! Really helpful. Glad you’ve found such a good mix for you.,joy,goemotions [NAME] fell asleep on defense,neutral,goemotions "I don’t understand your question, why are you nervous if you are happy with the arrangement and he seems interested? ",surprise,goemotions "Aww... she'll probably come around eventually, I'm sure she was just jealous of [NAME]... I mean, what woman wouldn't be! lol ",joy,goemotions He is a moron.,anger,goemotions I like the new colors significantly better. Old ones might have been some of the worst in OWL.,disgust,goemotions "Haha yeah, apparently their ringleader just got banned on Twitter. ",joy,goemotions "Yes, good communication is key and we all see the world through our own unique perspective. Thanks for sharing!",joy,goemotions "as a [NAME], trust me its not that great lol",joy,goemotions I feel like environmentalism has lost steam over the past ten to twenty years as the call to action has gotten too large in scope and abstract.,surprise,goemotions Thats why i sleep with 4,neutral,goemotions But the other amendments were scrapped.,neutral,goemotions This will pass and you will be happy again. Just not right now. Hang in there.,joy,goemotions I do. The only thing I never understand was why it happened in that time.,neutral,goemotions "Correct! Unfortunately, we're looking for a bit more computing experience than knowing what site you're on. Thanks for your interest though.",joy,goemotions The right side of the pic looks a lot like Ocean Grove.,neutral,goemotions "Being someone who has severe anxiety and in this predicament before, you need to do what’s best for YOU",joy,goemotions And her face too colt bites his finger nails it says,neutral,goemotions "I hope [NAME], [NAME], and that wonderful, talented, [NAME] QB defeat the Pats.",joy,goemotions "Nah, it's still funny. I think it would be less funny if it was my country tho ",joy,goemotions Hang on is that allowed? Geez that guy seemed really angry.,surprise,goemotions Gonna post this to /r/ukpolitics and see how controversial it becomes...,neutral,goemotions He looks like he has entered the ultimative stance of mind,joy,goemotions Yeah mason wasps are nasty little Tucker’s.,neutral,goemotions So they are up thanks,joy,goemotions Downvoted despite posting facts; even the self-proclaimed moderate subs can’t help but be partisan.,neutral,goemotions Did you just call me a *bitch*?? You will NOT disrespect me like this TODAY!,anger,goemotions I'm about 5 weeks of NC after a 1 yr relationship. It gets better. Occupy and work on yourself.,joy,goemotions As lad she comin,neutral,goemotions And there’s no reason to drop the f bomb when giving an argument,neutral,goemotions "I can't stand [NAME]. Especially since her ""tatooing my own face"" video. ",anger,goemotions "The economy is heavily controlled and subsidized by the government. In any case, I was poking at the lack of nuance in US politics today",joy,goemotions Oh my [NAME] why did I look,neutral,goemotions We just watched the animated episode with [NAME] - it was awesome. Quite subversive.,joy,goemotions It's not like UK monetary policy massively diverges from the Euro,anger,goemotions Why would he get upset? Your husband was the one who went to PreCana classes and knows that using contraception is a means for annulment.,surprise,goemotions "Also went from being skinny and taking care of myslef to getting chubby, cutting all my hair off and barely showering. ",neutral,goemotions On my phone I can delete a conversation and when someone will send a message it will look like the first message ever,neutral,goemotions Which side story? Thanks for the info!,surprise,goemotions Whatever happened to the three body movie?,neutral,goemotions I'm not even going to read all of that. It is not mindboggling AT ALL. [NAME] is a huge douchebag. The end.,anger,goemotions "I'm sorry to hear that. Wish I could be here to help you, stay strong ",joy,goemotions So juicy i'm surprised the man from Del Monte isn't knocking at his door.,surprise,goemotions I'm upset that there's no sexual subtext between [NAME] and [NAME] in the new Super Mario game,sadness,goemotions Or... Or you can eat mine.,neutral,goemotions "I didnt realize wishing Liberty would open their wallet would make it happen... It sucks, but it's the reality. We need value.",anger,goemotions What's her name? I'm wondering if since it's being posted now years later Reddit might do it's thing and solve some crimes.,surprise,goemotions I'm so jealous. I'm in NYC for a year and the lack of King Cake is giving me actual depression.,sadness,goemotions My mistake. Didn't see it was already posted. Cheers.,neutral,goemotions Let's see what [NAME] thought about it...,neutral,goemotions Yea he’s a good shooter love playing as him in MyGm,joy,goemotions "Thank you so much for this link, watching [NAME] was an absolute delight! ",joy,goemotions "It would hilarious, but also kind of sad.",joy,goemotions "It's the physical pain, mostly, I think. Maybe with cbd stuff getting big and easy to get now it'll taper down?",surprise,goemotions 3 hole punch rick.,neutral,goemotions "Hahaha. Oh, you.",joy,goemotions is your friend.,neutral,goemotions "Watch out, [NAME]!! [NAME] is right behind you. Oh god oh fuck he can’t hear us, he has AirPods.",anger,goemotions "you can't damage anything other than on foot players right now, no turrets, no vehicles, no objectives, it has been bugged since the december update",anger,goemotions Ok then :),neutral,goemotions [NAME] only sends angels when he wants you to fuck 14 year old girls,neutral,goemotions "Lucky you, our low is only gonna be 3°",neutral,goemotions "They mean staged. This video is portrayed as a real occurrence. It might be, might not be. Don't really care.",surprise,goemotions Both parents were drunk. Where were the small children? You helped her cheat and possibly contribute to child neglect. Awesome.,sadness,goemotions I guess I'm confused why beliefs are not voluntary. The link talks about conclusions based on that but doesn't seem to address the premise.,surprise,goemotions We need more boards and to create a bit more space for [NAME]. Then we’ll be good.,joy,goemotions We should have had a dman protecting the net on that play. Our future is Taco's,neutral,goemotions Streamgate works fine for me and i'm not even late :3.,joy,goemotions I take everyone that visits me over to Lands End .. I'm a huge fan of the hike from there back to Sea Cliff!,joy,goemotions Wine with egg & FISH??? GROSS!!!,neutral,goemotions "Damn, we need healthy PGs.",anger,goemotions Agreed! Hopefully! :-),joy,goemotions TV shows. And occasionally movies. I stopped Interstellar at that stupid love speech. Never finished it.,anger,goemotions True Story! That's the sad Part of it...,sadness,goemotions Everything [NAME] says about [NAME] could also be applied to himself,neutral,goemotions I too think serfdom is good,joy,goemotions "Aw you seem upset, you are obsessed with talking shit about me. This move is indefensible.",anger,goemotions Oh I went balls to the wall and got SUPER SPECIFIC!!!,joy,goemotions Shoulda picked up [NAME] smh. Y’all had a golden opportunity to pick up the god himself as a sub.,neutral,goemotions Way too fancy,neutral,goemotions I thought he was guaranteed to sign with the Padres lol,joy,goemotions "No Deal violates the National Security interests of the US, the Commonwealth. Do you expect this to be allowed to happen?",surprise,goemotions "If it's anything like what happened in France, I'd assume because it disproportionately affects the poor. ",sadness,goemotions I hate everything about this.,anger,goemotions The weird thing is you’re not even the first haha,joy,goemotions "I can't help but agree with the headline at the bottom, bright side (the YouTube channel) is annoying.",anger,goemotions "For real though, I do apologize. That's a bad run of luck for sure, it's such a rare syndrome ",sadness,goemotions That makes sense with NBC owning coverage of the Olympics.,neutral,goemotions "Thanks, you’re right. I should delete the app. ",joy,goemotions Nice ;),joy,goemotions That’s a cute doggo! What breed?,joy,goemotions Damn liberals!,anger,goemotions The title made me laugh so much after reading this. Glad things are going great with your wife. Many more happy years to you three (:,joy,goemotions She’s gonna spend all her time whining about [NAME],neutral,goemotions Late 60's. I am old.,neutral,goemotions "Ok, I get a feeling that you might be a bit too radical here. I'm not going to keep trying here, have a nice day.",anger,goemotions Congratulations! :),joy,goemotions I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels the same!,joy,goemotions There was a huge pervasive fear of nuclear war in the 80s among kids. I remember often waking up screaming from nuclear nightmares.,fear,goemotions [NAME] is a legend.,joy,goemotions "You have no clue what you’re talking about. Minister of Defense is [NAME] from the ANEL party, nothing to do with Golden Dawn",neutral,goemotions "I dunno, I've found some of my holy grail products through bloggers.",neutral,goemotions "I agree, it was approaching my bedtime but will do so today, thank you.",joy,goemotions "There is some serious congnitive dissonance going on. I know, we are one's to talk, but I think cheaters are a little more self-aware. ",neutral,goemotions After the first sentence you were my best friend. Then came the second sentence and now I really don’t like you.,anger,goemotions "Can confirm. He went political with his comedy though, which doesn't work for conservatism",joy,goemotions "Oh dear, I'm so sorry you are going through this. I don't have any sage advice but I hope things get better for you.",sadness,goemotions Seems like every season she is less hot. Too bad,anger,goemotions "I’m so glad they remastered that game, I’m having a blast playing it again",joy,goemotions And according to [NAME] even Green Arrow couldn't defeat Cicada. Though wasn't that the non-butterflied-by-Nora-punching-the-satellite version of Cicada?,neutral,goemotions "He was so proud of it, too ...",joy,goemotions Fear of awkward and inconvenient encounters. What can he do to you?,neutral,goemotions "Definitely, my favorite Trager moment.",neutral,goemotions "Your aunt has some damn nerve, though!",neutral,goemotions Yeah we should be going to him every possession. The Sund don’t have anyone who can guard him.,neutral,goemotions Yup. Lol,joy,goemotions No TV Party for you 👎,anger,goemotions These are some of the best movies to watch high (esp Butterfly Effect),joy,goemotions Lol what did you type in? Cause I posted this and its entirely mine.,joy,goemotions "They don't care, even if that involves bringing any idiot in regardless what they tag along and other tenants have to suffer until or if they move.",neutral,goemotions Like who? The one guy stranded in desert already hating his life...,anger,goemotions "Alright, thanks for that tip! <3",joy,goemotions Please. Sorry.,sadness,goemotions That was years ago.,neutral,goemotions As a biologist lol. What about hermaphrodites?,joy,goemotions "Acute services are just for that, for acute services. It sucks, but it's not your doctor's fault.",neutral,goemotions "I wish, have to wait 3 weeks",joy,goemotions [NAME] this is shite. Can we get back to Brexit?,neutral,goemotions I can relate to that. I cant stay focused enough. Concentration is hard yo,neutral,goemotions "Neither, but I plan on it soon.",joy,goemotions It’s such a horrible argument I’m shocked they still use it.,fear,goemotions "Yeah, I was like ""man I love [NAME] so much but [NAME] is also amazing and good""",joy,goemotions Thanks. I will come to you with all of my apple-related questions!,joy,goemotions I fear it is already too late if he already uses words that should hurt but really don't because of their misuse.,fear,goemotions Bruh if y’all haven’t seen ‘Into the Spider-Verse’ yet you gotta stop what you’re doing and go see it.,neutral,goemotions "You don’t need Radom sex, you will find a man who will give you what you need. Love,respect,and well.. you know..",joy,goemotions The weirdest part of this is how good he is at singing,disgust,goemotions Not as excited anymore about having the most difficult second half in the NHL...,sadness,goemotions My organs love me. I wonder how emotionally damaged a person has to be to come up with these. It's weird and sad.,sadness,goemotions "Shhhh, let him be special",neutral,goemotions "Sure you are, comrade. You've met your quota of replies now, yes?",joy,goemotions Ok sure that’s a nice unfounded opinion you’ve got there. Unless you’ve been in one in which case wow sorry,anger,goemotions "Good advice, thank you.",joy,goemotions No. She was out of crack and jonesing. That’s what that’s about.,neutral,goemotions Today on someone flamed me in chat,anger,goemotions Yeah sorry about that I don't mean it.,sadness,goemotions I really want to know what the coordinates he gave him are,joy,goemotions Arrogance of the highest order.,anger,goemotions The life of a bus driver is harsh.,neutral,goemotions FBI OPEN UP!!!!,anger,goemotions Wait did he’s married with a family and tried getting in your pants?!,surprise,goemotions "Oh, their theme gives me anxiety.",fear,goemotions the act of defecation on face,neutral,goemotions Two horrible cunts,anger,goemotions "Let's be real, he should have got the start anyways",neutral,goemotions "Very hot take there, It'd be a shame if somebody... disrupted it. ",sadness,goemotions "Oh, goodness!",joy,goemotions That needs a standalone cooler to plug into just to operate effectively lol,joy,goemotions Life Hack Attack has become Attack Everyone's Life and Hack. I love it.,joy,goemotions Well that made me want to continue to live in Alberta.,joy,goemotions As funny as a sinking school bus.,joy,goemotions Good to know everything is about average there. Leave it to H-Town to hold it down.,joy,goemotions She looks so pretty in that photo.,joy,goemotions "I am not having a great day either. Sending good vibes, hope you feel better :)",joy,goemotions "Yeah. It didn't even work, that's why nobody went crazy. ",neutral,goemotions "thats just an unpopular opinion, and legally wrong.",anger,goemotions What kind of dove is he? He is soooo pretty!!,joy,goemotions I love crows!!!!,joy,goemotions So 7 years of playing the game (started playing at 15 and is 24 now). Ridiculous.,joy,goemotions > Thank you for participating in the SeattleWA ProcessTM The only process that is messier than the Seattle City Council.,joy,goemotions Man [NAME] and [NAME] are wylin,neutral,goemotions So... she just won the lottery!!,joy,goemotions Very glad to hear. Good luck. He has more control then he thinks!,joy,goemotions As someone who is dairy intolerant (milk is in _everything _!!) this veganuary is awesome :D,joy,goemotions We just got a ninja coffee machine. Don’t even need filters! It has little waste besides the coffee grounds. I love it.,joy,goemotions A man of fine taste!,joy,goemotions Those other countries clearly exploited to shit? Dats cuz it's not mah [NAME]. -You with your big brain logic.,anger,goemotions Mind boggling. Truly. This is the same deal SHE negotiated. Why didn't she find out if her party would back it BEFORE she signed it?,joy,goemotions Idk how you can be definite about that considering [NAME] has never been rocked before.,surprise,goemotions "Haven’t seen that movie either, haha. ",anger,goemotions this gif encapsulates exactly how I feel commenting in FT vs everyone else here,neutral,goemotions I want the real thing because animals are nice and labs are not. I love animals. I want more of them,joy,goemotions Man up and get yourself a date with a different woman.,neutral,goemotions "You love her knowing her limitations, adjusting your expectations, and keeping boundaries firmly set and enforced hard.",joy,goemotions "Block me,report me, do what you gotta do, you don't own reddit.",anger,goemotions Don't let a few hard months get in the way of a possible beautiful future.,anger,goemotions As high as ~72% in black families. Truly heartbreaking what the expansion of the welfare state has done to the black family.,sadness,goemotions "Mmh, I love the smell of thought policing in the morning. ",joy,goemotions My life!,neutral,goemotions She is my favorite model from American Eagle store. Such beauty and so positive.,joy,goemotions "Verisimilitude, which here means, utter bs meant to help justify terrible favouritism.",neutral,goemotions "Careful, you are almost criticizing your god in chief. Your friends at TD will probably ban you for that.",joy,goemotions "That’s an interesting take. Thank you for giving me some perspective, never saw it like that. ",joy,goemotions "Launching a jab is a hard commitment though, right? Because I doubt you can react fast enough to seeing them jab and launch them.",surprise,goemotions "Lol it's a public sidewalk, I wouldn't call it their set ",anger,goemotions you can’t duel yourself you walnut,neutral,goemotions I would love it. I'm financially responsible and it would send me a signal that you are as well.,joy,goemotions "Baby, You get all the credit with your excellent research!",joy,goemotions Lmao. Thank God [NAME] lost and [NAME] crushed the souls of these lunatics in 2016,joy,goemotions What if... >Valve removes date to stop the impression they were giving an ETA,surprise,goemotions Is it that confusing to understand a food layerd with meat chees pasta aand sos we call lasagna,surprise,goemotions I keep seeing you around and I love the art. I really want to get into drawing but I’m only good ad heads and faces.,joy,goemotions At first glance I thought he was just being a good citizen and trying to perform CPR on the poor guy,neutral,goemotions Socio emotional anus! What vision,neutral,goemotions Yeah I love the shenanigans he gets up to. Shame he hasn't been able to get up to much recently though.,sadness,goemotions "Couldn't really fit this as a ""how to,"" does that mean I have to go to jail now? Source: ",fear,goemotions "It was cool so we put it on the phone, they’re blown away that I haven't slept in for months.",joy,goemotions Can someone explain to me what's stopping [NAME] from pardoning everything [NAME] even gazes at?,surprise,goemotions So its not mum and dad then.,surprise,goemotions Ah so basically SDS is saying they're officially done with 18. Does the event never end,neutral,goemotions "Right. It was wasted screen time. But oh no, we couldn’t have a Snoke flash back that was 30 seconds *at most*.",sadness,goemotions "Both teams played fantastically defensively, just because it’s not a 10 goal game doesn’t mean anyone played badly. ",joy,goemotions wow just shows how confused **I** was Ftfy Pretty fucking clear as day what was going on here lol I honestly don't know what to tell you,surprise,goemotions Hey. Maybe talking can help you last till then. What's bothering you?,joy,goemotions Pickeks are nice idk how many calories I eat day to day lol,joy,goemotions Yeah this is definitely a wooosh.,neutral,goemotions Maybe unpopular but I never eat pancakes with syrup. Way too damn sweet.,anger,goemotions That DJ Wilson Pass was a thing of beauty. So unselfish and skillfully done.,joy,goemotions spit on them when they do it,neutral,goemotions By having to pay out over a hundred million in lawsuits?,neutral,goemotions Horray for Persona,joy,goemotions You could just omit the walking part.....,neutral,goemotions I love this comment,joy,goemotions I'm sorry that I pay for music now to support these small artists. I know I'm a monster but I will try to be better.,joy,goemotions Firemen make roughly 30000£ in UK today.,neutral,goemotions Ya? I don't really remember him much besides his crappy penalty shot attempt. What stuck out about him to you?,surprise,goemotions "People do realize that getting an ad declined for the Super Bowl is an actual advertising strategy, right?",neutral,goemotions "Yeah, I read that the first time. Nobody is forcing you, other than yourself.",joy,goemotions You monster! Think of the children!,anger,goemotions Oh hi [NAME],joy,goemotions "Don't say ""no comment"". Say ""I would like to talk with an attorney before talking with you.""",neutral,goemotions alarms are kinda rude.,anger,goemotions And [NAME] hit a girl But he's a nice guy so,neutral,goemotions "[NAME] but probably secondly, [NAME] because I find both so boring.",disgust,goemotions I wish they had what they advertised. The end of that era was sometime in my teens.,joy,goemotions "I hope you're ok, I feel this post :( big hugs from me",joy,goemotions ">""Le Painting""??? What hell is that? - [NAME], 2019",surprise,goemotions "thanks for the reply jzplayinggames, have a great weekend.",joy,goemotions I could see that nobody wants to be called ignorant. I also learned about the fallacy from [NAME].,joy,goemotions We also thought about that :)! I'll try look for other options!,neutral,goemotions Oh.. yeah dried,neutral,goemotions Democrips & Rebloodicans was my favorite.,joy,goemotions "Lmao, I remember [NAME] saying this was the best game he'd ever played and was debating whether he should switch from HS.",joy,goemotions "I would be unfulfilled and unhappy. I enjoy meat, thankfully I own my own plot of land and can hunt on it at will.",joy,goemotions Just for recreational use? Glad you are having a change of mind though,joy,goemotions He looks so dapper.,joy,goemotions "I think we found that""Magic Bullet"", they've been talking about. ",neutral,goemotions We don't know anything yet till it happens. It's great to see everything think they know the eliminations order.....lol. you will be shooked,surprise,goemotions I had a breakdown last night at around 3AM.,joy,goemotions [NAME] is that guy downvoting everyone who doesn't think we should draft him.,neutral,goemotions What an idiotic thing to say.,neutral,goemotions "Best just to ride right in the center of the road, so they're sure to be seen by causing a major traffic obstacle.",neutral,goemotions "In other words, being a woman but not identifying with your oppression. How special",anger,goemotions "Nope, from Nebraska why? Lmao",surprise,goemotions is as good as it gets spent all morning looking for it . Thank you for your time,joy,goemotions Isn't it the same thing? Or at least equally bad?,surprise,goemotions "Cheers man, will be taking it easy for sure. ",joy,goemotions "FS haha you are some guy. >""Not even the [NAME]"" Purely hyperbolic i imagine ;)",joy,goemotions Standing ovation. Nicely done.,joy,goemotions "I haven't messed around with it that much, everytime I go in it seems like people are looking for players way better than me.",anger,goemotions And you forgot Buting and Strang for their world tour squeezing every penny possible from [NAME] death.,neutral,goemotions Stick with us. If only for one more day. Then let’s try again tomorrow.,neutral,goemotions 20 cents we use to pay in our small takeaway shop wtf are you talking about,anger,goemotions PLAY FRONT BACK GO,neutral,goemotions One time on an early morning run I saw nobody coming down so I ran up it against traffic.,neutral,goemotions "[NAME] sub, dolphins sub, and [NAME] subs are having a field day right now lol same old jets",neutral,goemotions Do you want to be promoted to Secreatary of State for the US?,surprise,goemotions "You can always view afterwards, no confidential votes in Parliament.",joy,goemotions "You / he must be doing an excellent job, then. I've never encountered one. ",joy,goemotions This doesn't belong on the competitive sub; it doesn't have anything to do with the competitive aspect of the game.,joy,goemotions I gave up on the show over and over before I adopted 'just skip around'. Ended up finishing all of 3-6.,sadness,goemotions Because they fear for their lives...,neutral,goemotions Is it weird if I said I forgot how brutal things could get? Like what happened to [NAME] oh my-I was appalled.,anger,goemotions Get that hole ready for some bricks.,neutral,goemotions "Wow, I might actually watch this weirdo movie this time. ",surprise,goemotions "If he moved on, it’s time you do too. Plain and simple... your 15 years old... lots of time to find someone new.",neutral,goemotions "Don't, it's shit compared to the original. It's rather WATERed down :P Jokes aside it isn't as good.",joy,goemotions [NAME] has no jump at all. If he’s injured he should sit and get better.,neutral,goemotions "iirc they were changing a few servers names, tht might have caused a few issues",neutral,goemotions "Yep, whole different story if mom finds her favorite vibrator buzzing on the floor still.",fear,goemotions "I can’t help but notice they didn’t show [NAME], [NAME], or the most dramatic transformation of all, [NAME]",neutral,goemotions No because it's been a steady decline over 20 months.,surprise,goemotions Thanks I'll give it a go. Nothing used for randoms at all? Would it be better for me to find a group to play with?,joy,goemotions "Yep, this is all I needed. See you guys later, Ima go jump off a cliff",neutral,goemotions You're going to be pissed.,anger,goemotions thank you! he’s a boob and his wife is a fool...,joy,goemotions "Oh, the irony,.",surprise,goemotions Hope you're havin a good trip my dude! Good vibes ✌🌈,joy,goemotions If your argument is that we shouldn't build bike lanes because of rare inclement weather like yesterday then you just made an argument against roads.,neutral,goemotions Oh yóu!,neutral,goemotions That’s pretty amazing. You made me smile for sure today man. Cheers on a talent and a great setup.,joy,goemotions Hey.... that's not the wallet inspector...,anger,goemotions The Remini series. I love it. Horrifying and karma and righteous indignation.,joy,goemotions "Oh, I definitely got muted, too.",sadness,goemotions "I looked closely, his left ankle does not get run over. it just lands behind the very last tire. very lucky.",neutral,goemotions "On BBC Parliament: ""Brussels will be watching this as well."" Will they? Do they have a TV Licence?!",neutral,goemotions [NAME] can’t space and [NAME] is getting worse defensively,disgust,goemotions Don't worry. You'll grow out of Pearl Jam.,joy,goemotions No it was a joke,joy,goemotions *my fat normie slut*,anger,goemotions "I'm sorry but ""Amish heifer"" took me OUT. ",sadness,goemotions "Not with me, no. I’m a true social butterfly ",joy,goemotions "Uh, she was [NAME] girlfriend. She broke up with him with that text.",neutral,goemotions How are we going to get a high 2021 pick? Unless we lose a ton of games of course.,surprise,goemotions No. You're not the only one.,neutral,goemotions ... ...I’ll get back to you.,neutral,goemotions Massive overlap. I have been vegan for 10 years and anti birth around the same time for the reasons you note.,neutral,goemotions > It’d make porn ~~awkward~~ awesome FTFY,sadness,goemotions “I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.”,neutral,goemotions Plus ultra!,neutral,goemotions At first I thought this was talking about physical piracy (like stealing cargo ships) but now I understand.,surprise,goemotions And it keeps rumbling... now we know why no one had gone to jail yet!,surprise,goemotions "[NAME], 2020 OKC 1st, 2019 CLE 2nd For [NAME] and [NAME] A little filler required to get it done (possibly [NAME] or [NAME])",neutral,goemotions [NAME] from elfen lied is that you?,surprise,goemotions Why do you think he's right? What reason would a nonprofit newsroom have for publishing sensationalist headlines?,surprise,goemotions You are too nice. That guys angry he loses to wardens all the time.,joy,goemotions She was a surrogate. [NAME] fucked the force which created [NAME] in schmee,anger,goemotions Agree on the last point. My INTP friend's ENFP is immature since she's still young. Gets jealous at every damn girl that approaches... Sigh,joy,goemotions But it's especially tough when its state-owned oil. A lot of Scandinavian countries had hiccups.,sadness,goemotions "If you have insurance, see of they'll cover it. My mother got her reduction completely covered due to a history of pain.",joy,goemotions no idea how [NAME] was a [NAME] or [NAME]. just awful,disgust,goemotions Disinfected or sanitized maybe. No way an entire exam table is sterilized.,anger,goemotions "this was very interesting, the first time i saw it posted here... 3 weeks ago",surprise,goemotions I saved it on my memories/highlights,neutral,goemotions ">Yes, I know that you like to talk about yourself a lot :P I do use a lot of words. It's actually embarrassing. ",sadness,goemotions You need to change your locks.,neutral,goemotions I can’t believe sb found this even remotely funny.,joy,goemotions You're right. I read that tweet and I think it dislodged from my brain because it just assumed nobody would argue something that utterly stupid.,joy,goemotions I watch it every time I see it posted. There's something beautiful about watching someone so passionate and excited about what they've discovered :),joy,goemotions That definitely hurt,sadness,goemotions "Yes, absolutely. ""But woe to the one who betrays me. It would have been better for that man, if he had never been born.""",joy,goemotions To try and get him to take off his blindfold the aliens will start invite him on the squat rack with them,neutral,goemotions "That looks like before Fox even owned it, I was surprised to see it's almost been 30 years",surprise,goemotions "Son of Darkness is cool, but also Ashes of the Empire",joy,goemotions The smell lasts a half hour so maybe don't go to the Policeman's Ball right after. Rye and rhubarb sounds pretty fucking mint though,neutral,goemotions OMG the bra hanging out of the back of that dress is so cringe.,sadness,goemotions That sounds exactly like polos,joy,goemotions "I don't date women who smoke. As for pills or syringes etc, I don't find recreational drug users attractive. Similarly for being drunk.",anger,goemotions I feel like she’d be more than half-way there if she just fixed those eyebrows...,joy,goemotions Interesting. I’m wondering if nutritional therapy might help her.,joy,goemotions Imagine running willingly into a new pair of broken ribs.,neutral,goemotions "“I want to stay the night, but it’s late and my mom would worry since I didn’t tell her I was coming out”",neutral,goemotions That's not her. This is she is in the movie:,joy,goemotions Time flies when you're a semiprofessional quotemaker. I wonder what he's up to these days.,surprise,goemotions This stinks like Troom Troom,neutral,goemotions California cheeseburger.,neutral,goemotions "I can write in cursive, so that guy can go fuck himself ",neutral,goemotions "I would think terrible, awful things.",fear,goemotions Can't wait for episode 5,joy,goemotions "I'm thankful every day I was in school before the Internet, smart phones and social media.",joy,goemotions Now figure out how to grow bunches like that.,neutral,goemotions I think we should get married,neutral,goemotions When is the battle point for squad spawning back?,neutral,goemotions Lazy as hell,neutral,goemotions My biggest problem with Yuri on Ice is that it didn't have enough episodes to show the payoff of their relationship in my opinion.,sadness,goemotions "Thanks, I appreciate that. It's about what I expected though. Sadly, I'm used to it.",joy,goemotions I’m Waiting for Dr [NAME] to bring back Celebrity Rehab so her and [NAME] can be on it.,neutral,goemotions "Good read man, sounds like a crazy time, its the worst vomiting red in front of ramdom people lmfao 😂",disgust,goemotions Absolutely nothing! LOL,joy,goemotions Someone died that day.,neutral,goemotions Yeah I can understand there their confusion more but yeah. Reminds me of [NAME] haha.,joy,goemotions Thank you for that ! I’m glad it’s just not me !,joy,goemotions "I'm so stupid, I can do this. On accident. so not very well.",anger,goemotions Whoa am I reading this right? The lowest cost is $3.66 now? and not $2.66?,surprise,goemotions "hey, that's me. Glad i'm done with the class, so much work",joy,goemotions Honestly I can't see why not. Tho I'm a bi male so I don't know if it's valid haha,joy,goemotions "Super, thanks",joy,goemotions ..mmhmm...ye...yeah. I said it,neutral,goemotions Agree with most of above apart from TERA is no cash grab unlees you just want to fast forward a little with gear and it really is a little lol,joy,goemotions Crazy how quick people are to forget.,sadness,goemotions "Oh no, I'm getting flashbacks",surprise,goemotions "[NAME] are the liars, we know.",anger,goemotions What a save!,neutral,goemotions "Looks nice, thanks:) ",joy,goemotions This guy died on the inside lol,joy,goemotions Why tarnish The Office this way?,surprise,goemotions Do it!,neutral,goemotions Day 1557: people still complaining about a commercial,neutral,goemotions This was a decade ago.,neutral,goemotions DmC fans love DMC 5 the fuck this is what i just don't understand we don't pick DMC or DmC WE LIKE BOTH there are no sides,neutral,goemotions i don't love love love it,anger,goemotions [NAME] and [NAME] had equally good chances when they were on the same line in the first/second period - they just didn't convert.,joy,goemotions [NAME] ruined religion. It’s the only good thing they’ve done.,joy,goemotions [NAME] is a grown man who is attracted to actual children [NAME] is attracted to someone her age [NAME] = [NAME]?????,neutral,goemotions "FUCK OFF THAT""S A PEN",anger,goemotions ...and I think you just jinxed it. I hope not 🤞🏽,joy,goemotions """There's always a bigger fuckup.""",anger,goemotions This hits a little too close to home,neutral,goemotions " anyone who hasn't seen this, it's unbelievably bad.",anger,goemotions Because they are triggered. I’m just stating my opinion. It’s a bit fun.,joy,goemotions Tears of happiness rolls down the eyes,joy,goemotions "Baby's face: ""I've been bamboozled!",neutral,goemotions Because he’s actually cool with racism and anti-semitism. Just draws the line at rape.,neutral,goemotions yeah see some of us come from youtube it's a horrible place never go there,fear,goemotions I know I've heard this phrase before but it's driving me crazy not remembering what it's from Please save me from my torment,fear,goemotions "> like beer, is a waste of time Sir you forget yourself!",sadness,goemotions FANTASTIC!! I didn't know what hole to look at. Geysers!,surprise,goemotions "Nah, they're a fraction as immature and petulant as the politician we can't ignore that actually affects our lives.",anger,goemotions Sorry to hear that brother! Solid advice and power and love to you. Here is knowing things will get better and that you're a champ!,sadness,goemotions "I know it CAN be, but...I'm not sure, in this case.",surprise,goemotions I want 10 - 0. This organization deserves the embarrassment.,sadness,goemotions Does he even own a pair of airpods? Broke boi.,sadness,goemotions I agree with your statement.,joy,goemotions "I made you guys say it, didnt I? Now you all can have 72 virgins inshallah.",surprise,goemotions "There are good reasons but you potatos just brush it all off with ""hurr life is bad cause bad things happen sometimes""",neutral,goemotions "Do you want us to return to mediocrity? Why even put that idea out there, man? Trading away our franchise player like that.",neutral,goemotions Aw Thank You.,joy,goemotions I guess electronic was not in the top 20. The legendary [NAME] with his 2 excellent performances got the #5,joy,goemotions "Maybe you should try watching it before commenting on it, otherwise your just posting from a position of ignorance. ",anger,goemotions Human trafficking is bad.,anger,goemotions I’m glad you had a great time here! Wishing you safe travels!,joy,goemotions "My darling, have you bowed down to worship the ancient one yet? We are very worried. ",fear,goemotions "I love my kids. I don't always like my kids, but I love them. ",joy,goemotions "Left or right, doesn't matter, just laugh at statists on all sides ",joy,goemotions "Oh ok, thanks for that. Didn’t know.",joy,goemotions Sweet mother sweet mother,joy,goemotions This is the same woman who fought tooth and nail to have wrongful convictions upheld while she was a prosecutor; she craves tyranny.,anger,goemotions Good luck! Let ~~me~~us know how it goes!,joy,goemotions FYI… the [NAME] has these in their kitchen in “ That 70s Show.”,neutral,goemotions 😡this was a scam,anger,goemotions "Honestly, I really liked being 32. The 30s in general have been great. Happy birthday!",joy,goemotions Still no contest,neutral,goemotions Sorry you can’t enjoy things cause other people enjoy them lol. Your loss,joy,goemotions Congratulatioins!,joy,goemotions No but I've been totally been meaning to I fricking love [NAME]!,anger,goemotions I think him and [NAME] are gonna start getting similar amount of starts. [NAME] is just finally able to play again after getting hurt earlier.,neutral,goemotions I carry 2 small stuffable throw blankets and a sweatshirt. Sweatshirt to ensure warmness. Blankets to ensure cuddles. I’ll let you know if it ever works.,joy,goemotions "What is the point of this app? Not much is given on their page on the app store other than ""fun""",surprise,goemotions "Huh, assumed he was more of a grindr fella .....",neutral,goemotions "Honestly, I wouldn’t want to poop without my phone either. Gotta scroll reddit while I’m poopin!",anger,goemotions Couldn't have said it better myself,joy,goemotions Option B for sure. But with more roundabouts plz.,neutral,goemotions The show paid for [NAME] surprise trip didn't they?,surprise,goemotions I heard [NAME] was an absolute monster too... Jk folks,disgust,goemotions I tried Nair once. Do not use Nair.,neutral,goemotions Best of luck mate. I’ve yet to reach my limit but this brought me closer,joy,goemotions "But more importantly, who gudder... [NAME] or [NAME] + 2019 Mavs pick? (Still probably [NAME] but I don't care bcus I love [NAME])",neutral,goemotions Good one.,joy,goemotions Easy to forget [NAME] since he was hurt but I'd add him to your list.,neutral,goemotions "I play EVE and I’m a moron. If I can do it, anyone can. ",joy,goemotions "Oh you're getting trolls trolls. Damn what sub you think they are getting you from, lol I'm not gonna mess with them.",disgust,goemotions Praise the [NAME],joy,goemotions "More excited about the pick than [NAME], but might be nice outfield depth in time.",joy,goemotions This has to be a joke. Your written word is atrocious.,joy,goemotions It’s not clear to me that vulnerability functions as an ethical compass. Will table further replies in deference to a culture war thread.,surprise,goemotions Ouch. That hurt the ego. And that’s not easy to do.,sadness,goemotions "What is it that we don't know yet about the Rebellion, if you don't mind me asking?",surprise,goemotions That.. would be glorious. A large one of these would be the NZ equivalent of Giga Pudding.,joy,goemotions 15 is too old to play playing fortnite smh,neutral,goemotions I apologize. Wasn’t aware but thanks for letting me know.,sadness,goemotions No deal then? Sick of reading about this shite.,anger,goemotions You're right! What a nightmare.,joy,goemotions I remember that one! She was so proud of herself for all the organization and I just felt bad for the kids.,neutral,goemotions "I’m fine with leaving him alone, if he just goes ahead and leaves us all alone first.",neutral,goemotions That's ma'am!,joy,goemotions So he’s gonna swear at you in Klingon?,surprise,goemotions I just want to live. You're the sad loser for going out of your way to comment something so completely stupid,anger,goemotions I'm not sure I have heard of this. Really interesting.,surprise,goemotions Nobody is mad about that.,neutral,goemotions Why is this my fucking friend [NAME] 😂,surprise,goemotions The song must be thrilling,surprise,goemotions 69 levels in one week?,surprise,goemotions It doesn’t get better than that,joy,goemotions Damn! I hadn’t heard about the eBay stuff.,sadness,goemotions "Nah, black bears are big scaredy cats Now brown ones on the other hand...",fear,goemotions I have a bad feeling I’m gonna regret not tuning into this,sadness,goemotions Definitely not Mom’s favorite.,anger,goemotions Science was wrong in the olden times so we should force people to learn from our old book of the really olden times.,neutral,goemotions "Seems like the driver in the video car had plenty of time to react and slow down, they just chose not to and overreacted. ",surprise,goemotions "Bloody forking shirtballs! This has to be some kind of ""The Good Place"" / Bad Place repost robomod bullshort. ",anger,goemotions If he isn't respecting your clear boundaries then you should block him and move on with your life. He's not worth your time.,joy,goemotions That was so disgusting. VWP,disgust,goemotions "You know what you’re right, not with risking my CC info. Good thing I was too lazy to do it right away. ",joy,goemotions This is where [NAME] loan becomes a bad idea. I know he wouldn't start but now there's no backup RB.,neutral,goemotions "[NAME], I love the Expanse so much. Next to Mindhunter, Daredevil, and Breaking Bad, I've never enjoyed a series like those 4.",joy,goemotions removed the bit calling you a right winger. Sorry.,sadness,goemotions "I have scars, but they’re not deliberately self-inflicted. I am just a massive klutz. ",neutral,goemotions I just wished they took [NAME] with them.,joy,goemotions Your girlfriend looks so Irish! You guys are cute as fuck.,joy,goemotions maybe they need Congress to pass a bill to make the music softer than the dialogue,neutral,goemotions Don’t even really know what you mean.,surprise,goemotions We are all [NAME] on this blessed day,neutral,goemotions Im very interested. Contact me if you are going to set one up and want/need help.,joy,goemotions i love this,joy,goemotions "Genuinely, it is! The only complaint is that kentrosaurus is spikey as hell, and I find him with my foot in the dark fairly often...",joy,goemotions Let's go pack!,neutral,goemotions "In that case, I’m appalled. ",fear,goemotions Wait but [NAME] did make the game without listening to these morons,neutral,goemotions "I would never wish for someone to get injured, but an injury needs to happen at the Pro Bowl so they cancel it forever.",sadness,goemotions Is it... alive?,surprise,goemotions We got 6 (: She had us carry them out for her. There were some interesting items in the car.,surprise,goemotions "Where exactly is the irony? His name is not [NAME], and the title, bio, and picture contain no related jokes. ",surprise,goemotions Haha yeah!,joy,goemotions "It involves a relationship with a girl so I need a girls input, sorry I’m not sexist or anything.",sadness,goemotions Well damn wish I could use venom too.,joy,goemotions Thank you :) I was starting to seriously wonder if something was majorly wrong with my maternal instincts haha,joy,goemotions Good job fatty!,joy,goemotions "lol wow missed that, it stays",neutral,goemotions There's a user here that advocates for disarmament and authoritarianism. I've noticed that a new username pops up periodically with similar content/ views.,surprise,goemotions This is pretty bad advice. Do not use dreams own encryption. And do not use things such as igolder,anger,goemotions She is probably cheating on you. :(,sadness,goemotions Everything. Everything is wrong with being hypocritical.,sadness,goemotions "Great, glad to hear most socialists are hypocrites who ascribe supernatural outcomes to their ideology",joy,goemotions That's funny because I used to hate him but researching more just made me like him more,joy,goemotions that sounds absolutely adorable!! im glad you had those kittens there as a distraction :),joy,goemotions "Never forgive, never forget ",neutral,goemotions Hidilly ho there neighbourino now stop swearing you [NAME] damn cunt I'm buying my son GTA V,neutral,goemotions Stupid pipe ruined a pretty good debut,anger,goemotions There are going to be designated periods where you can make team changes. We just don’t know when those are yet,neutral,goemotions "Don't ""neg"" the university (or any university) and don't write about doing illegal, unethical, or immoral activities. ",anger,goemotions I love this,joy,goemotions I hope your gaydar has leveled up enough to filter these out now,joy,goemotions [NAME] is my favorite qb prospect and I've been watching football for 11 years,joy,goemotions 카니발 sounds more like cannibal than carnival.,neutral,goemotions I. Love. This. Team.,joy,goemotions I guess they still have hopes to keep AD...,joy,goemotions what a beta!,neutral,goemotions The complete series is on Hulu just finished watching it. Definitely recommend,neutral,goemotions "I might be interested, been playing 5e in a couple campaigns now, happy to talk further!",joy,goemotions Omg [NAME]! One of my favorite bb players,surprise,goemotions "If people think that the current migrant/refugee crisis is ""bad"", they have seen nothing.",sadness,goemotions "Can't tell if sarcasm, or an irrelevant statement, but thanks, first thing to see venturing into reddit at 00:15, actually nice :o",joy,goemotions It was a good sub before the porn took over,joy,goemotions "Oops, my apologies! I should’ve included this in reference to [NAME] taking her to court for the child support.",neutral,goemotions "How about texts between them? ""On my way home."" ""Ok, see you soon.""",surprise,goemotions "Some people are pretty dense. That comment was clearly sarcasm, sorry bout your downvotes 😔",surprise,goemotions Well at least we won't have to spend as much time watching this.,joy,goemotions "Thank you for the great recommendation. I'll get on that as soon as I can, and keep you updated.",joy,goemotions "At least she'll probably die of her own accord, not murdered like [NAME].",neutral,goemotions Yes! Actor [NAME]. Really talented.,joy,goemotions "I'd rather [NAME] take the fight at this point, [NAME] looks ready to red mist",neutral,goemotions I'm curious about this film but honestly I don't think I can stomach listening to or looking at this a-hole for more than a couple of minutes.,surprise,goemotions Really? How would they know what pharmacy you want to visit?,surprise,goemotions "In bases loaded situations last year, opponents hit .500 against [NAME]. He was a far cry from the [NAME] of old. ",neutral,goemotions i am ive done him 3 times now and i have found multiple people who have the bug.,neutral,goemotions Good luck my friend!,joy,goemotions I’m sorry but I don’t think you do,sadness,goemotions "I hope you meant stay strong, we are here for you. Me too.",joy,goemotions "Well, to be fair to this person, even though he/she sounds like a jerk, that doesn't mean any [NAME] exists or not.",neutral,goemotions Sorry the cognitive dissonance is too much for you. Why don't you go back to listening to Nickelback? It'll make you feel better :),sadness,goemotions I never even knew there were bullies in school unit I was out of school and read about bullies in school.,surprise,goemotions "Or you just say ""Sorry, this isn't working out"", and leave.",anger,goemotions "I like [NAME]’ “I’m tired of losing, I’m not a loser”",joy,goemotions That thigh gap not cute at all,disgust,goemotions We stick out in a crowd. You can run with it or hide from it. I love embracing it!,joy,goemotions This is horrifying,fear,goemotions "If we can’t close these type of games at home, we don’t deserve the playoffs. ",joy,goemotions How do people make this up and expect their story to hold up,neutral,goemotions Bet Highland Council are sorry they sold their bunker last year.,sadness,goemotions What if a dealer decided to quit the business cold turkey and threw down his bag and left?,neutral,goemotions "Dark and funny, but not really nice guy. He has yet to call the dead girls whores for declining to sleep with him. ",joy,goemotions We don't have any options. Having said that I think [NAME] should have started.,neutral,goemotions Had a buddy fly from BC to Ontario yesterday with an illegal ounce in a ziploc. No problems.,neutral,goemotions I'd be down with the big baller himself.,neutral,goemotions You forgot about cats. They’re all talking about their cats.,sadness,goemotions I'm not falling for this again Uncle [NAME].,anger,goemotions "I got to nineteen ninety eight and then breathed out, ""goddamnit..."" ",neutral,goemotions I can't tell if this is a happy or sad ending. 😐,surprise,goemotions I thought it was mildly interesting and don't regret watching it.,sadness,goemotions Damn... METOO,anger,goemotions "Provided you didn’t break any of their rules, you should email OKC support.",joy,goemotions "Lol what are the odds, I’m also 6ft 1in around the 160s but I’m only 16 years old though",joy,goemotions That [NAME] cover though... Turned over to [NAME] at that point.,neutral,goemotions Stoop Kid’s afraid to leave his stoop!,fear,goemotions "Man, I kinda feel bad for dude, hopefully everything went smoothly past that",joy,goemotions "Even though [NAME] has had so many drawbacks and made some mistakes, let's make one thing clear: it's NOT a time to trade him.",surprise,goemotions that's so wholesome 💜,joy,goemotions Would your 20s have been better?,surprise,goemotions [NAME] You are the ultimate forhead Winner!!! Chose your price!,joy,goemotions Free fish...nice,joy,goemotions So where are all these [NAME] lining up to be landscapers and farmhands for minimum wage?,neutral,goemotions [NAME] is nowhere close to the worst linebacker in the league.,anger,goemotions Any time. Sorry she is putting you through this. I hope you two figure it out soon.,sadness,goemotions Just curious: What do you normally do with your weekends?,surprise,goemotions So he “wants to be in Denver”. Hooray. Can we hire the best guy instead?,surprise,goemotions The faces in that drawing are kinda horrifying,fear,goemotions And it was out of their control as well for both. That's funny,joy,goemotions I never wanted to punch osap harder after seeing that However not too hardly I cant afford them taking everything away,anger,goemotions That map looks interesting. I have always wanted an oil platform in game.,joy,goemotions Marketing! That’s a great word to describe what they do.,joy,goemotions "Ah, thought they made another FA character cannon for a minute. I'd like to see [NAME] come back (with a bit of a nerf:)",surprise,goemotions Look at this guy with the research.,neutral,goemotions Like always i will wait and see thanks for the post tho [NAME],joy,goemotions "He did. He needs the facial hair, and that haircut is horrible he should just shave it and start over.",neutral,goemotions Only married once so can't be that bad. Not that it even matters,anger,goemotions ok that's kind of cool....,joy,goemotions Modern buildings are horrible.. I’ve felt like this before. Stars and birds still fill me with a sense of wonder most often.,surprise,goemotions Must be so frustrating having the wrong old man facing their own shutdowns.,anger,goemotions sLOVEnian Power! ;),neutral,goemotions I'm glad you could relate and that you also found some peace and resolution in your relationship. I'm glad we didn't give up!,joy,goemotions I love it! Mazel Tov you crazy kids!,joy,goemotions You're good.,joy,goemotions Wow. She didn't get it at all. Very entitled parent,joy,goemotions "Best of luck in Cleveland, Plaw Dog!",joy,goemotions I've invested 9 goddamn years watching these twits. I'm going down with the ship.,sadness,goemotions Just like a marvel movie then!,neutral,goemotions i am shocked... SHOCKED I TELL YOU!,surprise,goemotions "I’ll agree with you on that, I think it would fit well on someone’s forearm! ",joy,goemotions Stuff like this is why I subscribed in the first place.,joy,goemotions Congrats on the sex!,joy,goemotions Thanks for the recommendation! By this point I should just start a list. :D,joy,goemotions Because I've heard Him speak to me and comfort me.,joy,goemotions "Like that little pony who was trotting for his life, saying, “Oh shit oh shit oh shit!”",neutral,goemotions Yes rather vague statement... but key to this situation.,neutral,goemotions Today is just one of those all day long snack days. I will devour anything that is put in front of me,neutral,goemotions The puppy is actually suggesting that the use of laptop to be repulsive. ^^^^PCMR4Lyfe,joy,goemotions As someone who's had whooping cough as an adult I will physically beat down anyone who says that especially about their kids,joy,goemotions I’m a HR professional and deal with this all the time. You’d be surprised how ignorant most people are about their paychecks.,joy,goemotions "Yeah I haven't felt anything in days. It's like I'm numb, I hate that feeling.",disgust,goemotions oh lol Im personally a mess. I always have been.,joy,goemotions "I can talk to them, but they won’t be able to do anything except listen ",neutral,goemotions Are you okay?,surprise,goemotions There’s really no rationalizing their train of thought.,neutral,goemotions "Oh cool, the new sign is up :) ",joy,goemotions That's what I ended up actually doing.,neutral,goemotions Good. Can't wait for the lulz.,joy,goemotions "The worst thing about this is, there is a good joke hiding deep down somewhere. Someone just used a jackhammer to retrieve it",disgust,goemotions You got the kindest heart,joy,goemotions "Pressing Q everytime garrosh tries to throw someone helps tho, if u wanna play support, play like one, thanks",joy,goemotions Congratulations! We're all rooting for you! 💕📚,joy,goemotions Big OUCHIE!,neutral,goemotions I hate this.,anger,goemotions The most hatful crowd is not the lefties. Lefties may be annoying but hate as such is a tool used by the right much more skillfully and forcefully.,anger,goemotions Didn't know it could get that cold in the US (I assume).,neutral,goemotions "I bought up custody with a feminist friend and he said, ""men almost never try to retain custody"".",neutral,goemotions I’m sure the hornet will be happy if their curse is over!,joy,goemotions Holiday getting abused as usual,anger,goemotions "If [NAME] supporters trigger you more than mass murdering, child/wife abusing terrorists then I'd say you need to be admitted to a psych ward",neutral,goemotions This made me sad,sadness,goemotions my gawd! This is adorable!,joy,goemotions Will the full squads (+subs) be announced before the league starts? Curious as to who teams put down as their subs,surprise,goemotions I'm really sorry you're experiencing this. You are not in the wrong. I hope you can get away from their control when possible....stay strong,sadness,goemotions "The views that are pro-apartheid and pro-ethnic cleansing are illegitimate, whether or not they are “[RELIGION] views” doesn’t matter.",neutral,goemotions "It's a lame, timid city on a beautiful harbour.",joy,goemotions "Hey man it's all good, I'm glad I can relate to someone as well!",joy,goemotions Are they sure one didn't kill the other and themselves?,surprise,goemotions We are going with Godsey. This team is so dumb.,anger,goemotions Sounds magical!,joy,goemotions Thanks again!,joy,goemotions Wasn't it 2005 after [NAME] call back?,neutral,goemotions Pretty wild.,neutral,goemotions Welcome to post-truth politics.,joy,goemotions he's still alive?? didn't he die?,neutral,goemotions And I call them alcoholics who can't hold a relationship together,neutral,goemotions "What does it say about society when ""there just a bunch of dumb kids"" see things clearer than the adults? Kudos to the kids.",neutral,goemotions Hey everybody we got us an optimist here.,joy,goemotions I'm vegan and that's a big nope from me.,neutral,goemotions "Same here, she left the house we bought and is giving me till the end of the month. Woooo",surprise,goemotions I was hoping for a new album surprise came out of nowhere when i saw the notification.,joy,goemotions Having a kid create so much of responsibilities.,neutral,goemotions Pistons gonna have to part with something the fans don't wanna give up. Haha,joy,goemotions You didnt even ask the parents if they agreed to let him in the back?,neutral,goemotions Lmao the UBI is just the powers that be making sure they don't have a revolt on their hands once their program of economic alienation reaches a head.,neutral,goemotions "All Dressed Ruffles are my vice, but potato chips make me sick. I wouldn't go so far as to lick the seasoning off, though..",neutral,goemotions "[NAME] damn, I love astrology despite being the dryest, most scientific person on Earth... Amber the taurus made me lol.",joy,goemotions Wow that's so lit🔥🔥🔥😂😂💦💦💦 im so proud of your autistic son for making it LOL OUT LOUD 👏👏👏💦💦💦👏💦👏💦👏💦👏💦👏💦👏💦👏😘😘,joy,goemotions Doesnt have insane standards or anything. I don't see what's wrong?,surprise,goemotions This seems like a massive cope. But do whatever makes you happy.,joy,goemotions I’m confused why the [NAME] tax is negative savings. Otherwise great stuff .,surprise,goemotions You can tell it’s an Aspen tree because of the way it is.,neutral,goemotions "At least I can rest easy, knowing [NAME] isn't real ",neutral,goemotions As long as you’re not being manipulated into having sex it should be fine.,neutral,goemotions No. It IS her condo and she CAN smoke inside her own home.,joy,goemotions I think she's funny lol. She'd have a better chance at a comedy career than modeling.,joy,goemotions seriously... if he was going to play in LA he wouldn't do it with a 2 hour commute lol. he would just buy a mansion in LA,joy,goemotions For some reason I always thought that was [NAME] unless if I'm remembering a different play,surprise,goemotions /u/skyboundIan no spoilers in the trailer pretty please :D,neutral,goemotions "Honestly, I love hearing about stories like this - like the multitude of Skyrim and Oblivion mod developers who eventually got hired by studios due to their work.",joy,goemotions "Thats the second quickest way I know of to burn through $1,000...The first being: R/WallStreetBets 🤣",joy,goemotions IDK about this stuff but I think you need a psychologist.,neutral,goemotions Because you didnt add enough context,neutral,goemotions "Yep. TTC, looks like queens park station ",neutral,goemotions LOL no its not all in the video. We have all seen the longform video now so its obvious that I was right.,joy,goemotions "Damn, that was dirty.",disgust,goemotions Your same-gender partner,neutral,goemotions "Not necessarily, plenty of people in my small town that will buy your food stamps.",joy,goemotions I literally screamed uncontrollably for 3 months and ended up in a mental hospital.,fear,goemotions "Its a mandatory requirement to be an accredited ""[NAME] da""",neutral,goemotions Not in this thread- but I have heard people act like it’s no big deal... don’t take reasonable precautions to prevent spreading it,surprise,goemotions "I think they honestly don't realize they're self-contradictory. It's not your ordinary, everyday doublethink...",surprise,goemotions From my point of view the freefolk are evil,anger,goemotions [NAME] has continued to show how selfish she is throughout the years..we shouldn't be surprised at this. [NAME] forbid she be the bigger person for the kids.,sadness,goemotions "I'm in Australia, so idk if there's really anything I can do.",neutral,goemotions "Again, that + is going to make people not want to do this deal.",anger,goemotions OMG she reminds me of Ginger from Ginger Snaps! I'm in love!,joy,goemotions I get told lose weight but still date ugly obese girls after cause that's what a good guy would apparently do,neutral,goemotions That's how Catholicism works.,joy,goemotions "I don't understand why this is funny. All of it honestly. She os body shaming [NAME], why should we love that? ",surprise,goemotions "That’s Wikipedia, isn’t it? So not quite official. ",surprise,goemotions Vapenorth.ca is a great place to order the Dyna from.,joy,goemotions "Me too. For some reason, even the people that I know that love reading don't read Murakami. I love that lil Japanese man. ",joy,goemotions "Ahhh, the old ""if you don't vote the way I do, you're a big dumb idiot"" gambit. ",anger,goemotions That sentence is wrong and the burn is a little obvious.,neutral,goemotions Took me way too long.,neutral,goemotions "Yes she was, but I'm here now. ",neutral,goemotions I’m surprised they arnt argonians,surprise,goemotions "Tell him, that just as he has a very shy person and I told her just to get a pretty woman with a strapon.",neutral,goemotions I wonder why they're single?,surprise,goemotions There are worse things!!!:,disgust,goemotions abattoir = slaughterhouse,neutral,goemotions Anyone have a link to the unedited footage?,surprise,goemotions >The only way change will happen is when the national media actually focuses on them. Precisely what a protest is aimed at engendering.,neutral,goemotions well you done did it lol,joy,goemotions What does all that pill shit they talk about mean anyways? Like what the fuck is a black pill and a red pill?,surprise,goemotions "KNOX VEGAS! Out of every place I’ve lived, Knoxville and Farragut were my favorites. Despite political leanings, every neighbor was so kind. ",joy,goemotions I can relate to this so much.,neutral,goemotions Go see a therapist! Your hospital has them. Post traumatic events sometimes need therapy and that’s ok!,joy,goemotions I will always love ohare because it is the home alone airport,joy,goemotions [NAME] and [NAME]. [NAME] podcast is great.,joy,goemotions Minimum wage hurts small business more than it helps the poor.,sadness,goemotions Its less than a year old... Doesnt it seem longer,neutral,goemotions Good job Clemson. You're becoming the new [NAME].,joy,goemotions "There can be, but I meant the consequences of murdering someone in broad daylight.",neutral,goemotions I'd really like to see one of these red-striped zebras.,joy,goemotions [NAME] gives me the weirdest boner. I love these guys,joy,goemotions Sometimes it makes me squint. It's fine with friends because they just think I'm high. It's not as great with colleagues and such.,neutral,goemotions "Thanks buddy, looks pretty cool.",joy,goemotions Bad timing for [NAME] to say this just now.,neutral,goemotions Regardless of bonus size I'd argue it was ProRevenge. It's a coordinated effort between multiple people that had a real financial effect on the target,neutral,goemotions ITT: People defend delusional shitposts.,neutral,goemotions I wonder if she unliked you? That'd then make sense for the rest of it.,joy,goemotions Did you just ask what's the point of posting a lazy and needlessly crass joke on Reddit? You must be new here.,neutral,goemotions Now it's 7,neutral,goemotions I thought this allegation was squashed when it came out. I was surprised to see it still making headlines. Poor guy.,surprise,goemotions Ahhh [NAME] its in my eye.,fear,goemotions Stop crying already,joy,goemotions These are the same thing,neutral,goemotions [NAME] winning a ball would be...... surprising,surprise,goemotions Absolutely same.,joy,goemotions Tbf he's not a dictator... Yet...,neutral,goemotions My question is for [NAME] and [NAME]: What would be the one piece of advice you would give to aspiring Overwatch coaches?,surprise,goemotions "I don't even have a desktop PC, so I don't think being able to play on a computer will really be possible",anger,goemotions Fuck i know. I'm so worried for girls like me growing up now.,fear,goemotions Thank you for this,joy,goemotions You can't vote here anyway so it is a moot point.,neutral,goemotions "Honestly, if you did not, then you were watching the video incorrectly.",anger,goemotions What shouldn’t be lifetime? :),surprise,goemotions play chaos control if you want demolition then come back here and complain about getting spawned trapped.,neutral,goemotions Yes he knew the child was his. I was living with him the entire time and we were constantly together.,joy,goemotions "Promise me that when you call out his name you pronounce ""Papa-paparazzi papa-paparazzi pahhh pahhh paparazzi, dinnnner!""",neutral,goemotions [NAME]! I missed you,joy,goemotions You are an amazing human being,joy,goemotions "Save those texts, call the cops, restraining order and no contact. You need to do this for you and the baby. ",joy,goemotions This is clearly the world's most dangerous gang,fear,goemotions More or less putting it humorstically. He is shown walking only time. The resta nd there is plenty of it is him teleporting.,neutral,goemotions "Since it’s a commercial truck, the driver probably has a CDL.",neutral,goemotions Just tagging along for the screenshot. As you were.,neutral,goemotions "Yours truly, The reddit supplicant. ",neutral,goemotions "Oh, a little misunderstanding, my bad.",sadness,goemotions WE JUST GOT [NAME] QB Coach),neutral,goemotions Whoops Ya probably shoulda put a /s there.,neutral,goemotions "There’s no way this gets signed, right? Is it just lip service?",anger,goemotions "Invisible Monsters is amazing. I'd say it should be made into a movie, but that would be difficult.",joy,goemotions I’m not. Do your research.,neutral,goemotions Let's hope January treats us a little better than December.,joy,goemotions It’s really hard to watch for some people because of how awkward and... just how stupid [NAME] is in this episode,disgust,goemotions GAA' isn't a sport...,anger,goemotions "Literally everything. What has happened, what is happening, and what will happen, all at once somehow. ",neutral,goemotions She was a surrogate. [NAME] fucked the force which created [NAME] in schmee,sadness,goemotions "Yes, your trolling is very good. You’re so brave for giving us the opportunity to downvote your sock account to hell.",neutral,goemotions That's sad. You can be acquaintances with women. Not like you are driving them to the nail salon or something .,sadness,goemotions "i suppose it did, but the kick follow up whiff is what i was really pointing out",neutral,goemotions "Hey, [NAME] isn't *that* annoying",anger,goemotions "Yeah, what do you know about her? Her Wikipedia page is pretty barren.",anger,goemotions At least I'll have a normal lifespan,neutral,goemotions ...I just encountered this on Facebook and your title was my response. Did we just become best friends?,joy,goemotions "[NAME], going to go tell my husband that if this ever happens to pick me.",neutral,goemotions "Um, no, it wouldn't be days before anyone looked for a missing kid. Hours maybe. Not days.",anger,goemotions How dare they not have the foresight to realize he'll become a president we don't like decades later.,anger,goemotions That’s terrible; I would be devastated. You had to get out of there though. I’m thinking of you.,joy,goemotions "If this continues for V7, I'm gonna start getting *real goddamn salty.*",neutral,goemotions "Yes, good for Destiny and Bungie, I wonder if they will return to Microsoft, remain independent or sign with another company.",joy,goemotions I just worked 6 hrs today and already hate it lol work just sucks. I'm not sure how other people do it.,surprise,goemotions Your logic is pretty messed up and the pos assumption has zero to do with this. Centralized mining will cripple the ability to fight censorship.,anger,goemotions She must have a very boring life,sadness,goemotions "Hi Game Grumps? This is [NAME], we want to do a cover with you, just [NAME], not [NAME].",neutral,goemotions Hey guys. Just made some dinner. Came to see the game and check ohhhhh my god.,surprise,goemotions "Fool me once, shame on you...",anger,goemotions The human species is more intelligent and sentient than any other animal species that's why.,joy,goemotions "Insta/fastmine scam, but yeah, scam none the less.",neutral,goemotions ">We had a bunch in the prequels (which also suck, please stop giving them too much credit salt miners). It's treason then. ",neutral,goemotions Happy birthday! Aren't you a bit young for Reddit?,joy,goemotions OMG are you serious? Do you know what episode? That's horrendous! I'm really disappointed in [NAME] on that one.,sadness,goemotions Ah the remnants.,neutral,goemotions And yes I also thought [NAME] was someone else too!,joy,goemotions "I love this. BFFs don’t get enough love on these subs, but they make everything better. :)",joy,goemotions Yeah she really didn’t. It’s prob for the best even though it’s tough right now. Thank you,joy,goemotions Who is this?,neutral,goemotions It's too bad that you think helping out the less fortunate is sad and make a joke about it . People like you are the problem.,anger,goemotions Yeah and I love my dog and I'd miss my dad.,joy,goemotions Perhaps they did and downvoted the quality of the article. Maybe you're just trying to insert your own bias here?,neutral,goemotions Gotta love that good old libertarian to fascist pipeline.,neutral,goemotions I see you utilized it. 3.5? Sad.,sadness,goemotions Thanks for this. I appreciate everyone involved.,joy,goemotions *blinded by the shill* I know like 2 people unfortunately..,neutral,goemotions Lol oh shit everyone turn around,joy,goemotions "That's the problem I'm pointing, the media use stupid clicbait names and people get dumber and dumber.",anger,goemotions "Wow? Thanks so much for the knowledge, sir. We owe you one. ",joy,goemotions "Aww, thank you [NAME] for capturing me!!",joy,goemotions My life is complete,joy,goemotions You should definitely stop using to meet men!,neutral,goemotions "No I don’t, why can’t you bring your hand to do it?",anger,goemotions You are not to be truffled with!!! Good luck to you!!,joy,goemotions Thanks mate!,joy,goemotions Takes one highschool music class and thi vs their a genius for knowing who [NAME] is the image.,neutral,goemotions I hope you have good people around to support one another.,joy,goemotions "Bro, put water in the microwave and see what happens, we're like 70% that shit",joy,goemotions For the love of [NAME] do not ever link that again,joy,goemotions He wasn't as mouthy around [NAME]... he seemed slightly intimidated... he needs to take a seat,neutral,goemotions I love Arkansas. /s.,joy,goemotions You mean your WolfDog Hybrids? Kidding.,joy,goemotions Um congratulations on being a housewife .. Lol?,joy,goemotions "The amount of actual debating about who is ""best girl"" is fucking ridiculous Jeez, y'all need to chill",anger,goemotions "I just wanna say, I appreciate you making it into a gif. I wouldn't have watched the video. So thank you.",joy,goemotions Don’t be so negative. Living like a medieval peasant is easy in today’s world.,joy,goemotions Excuse me who the hell is that?,anger,goemotions "The [NAME], a great bunch of lads",joy,goemotions In that I should not have posted it or it's just really blatant,surprise,goemotions You're not wrong. We move better in a chaotic atmosphere rather than a structured one.,joy,goemotions ♫ Your love for me Won't be quite the same When you take a whiff Of my hershey stains. ♫,joy,goemotions He goes after my Wisconsin teams all the time... so I live that one haha. Pisses me off but still love em,joy,goemotions He was aggrieved that people didn’t recognize him and recognized steroid users instead.,anger,goemotions Was feeling victimized that it was very cold in my apartment. Windows are drafty af!!!!,neutral,goemotions "Like, they get it ALL straight in their face anyway. Esp if walking ",neutral,goemotions I’m not sure are we now taking the word of the FBI and Navy as legitimate sources or what’s happening here lol?,joy,goemotions "It actually amazes me how often children are more sensible than adults. Maybe it's because they haven't been corrupted by ""real life"" yet.",neutral,goemotions I still like to think the combination of alums not donating and the TA strike caused them to reverse their decision on SS.,neutral,goemotions "Andromeda is that type of game that has extreme potential in becoming a great game, but it botched it in all the little things.",joy,goemotions "of course not, [NAME] and [NAME] were great friends and anyway, he's been dead since 2016.",sadness,goemotions "Fair enough. I typically focus more on the lower bound because I hate when people use ""millennials"" as a synonym for ""youths."" ",joy,goemotions You don’t have AIDS. Put those silly condoms away!,neutral,goemotions I'll never not love you [NAME],neutral,goemotions i’m fking crying lmaoooo,joy,goemotions I'm saving that for when I can show up too,neutral,goemotions No op. No one had ever done that.,neutral,goemotions "Thanks! I was actually considering that myself, but I'm scared that I'll just start rambling about it ",joy,goemotions I see where [NAME] got his training.,neutral,goemotions That kinda true honestly lol. Just has more potential,joy,goemotions TFW a sorceror cuts you root and stem and you hear someone's voice in flames as your junk burns.,neutral,goemotions Oh your boyfriend [NAME] is heavy also. Must be a sturdy bed,neutral,goemotions Ok this makes more sense now.,joy,goemotions Too fast for me in the chat room. I'm on my phone and can't type that fast. Here is more relaxed and everyone is hilarious.,joy,goemotions Omg her fake laugh there. I cringe.,anger,goemotions Are your boys really doing the hand clap meme? Holy crap is this cringey.,anger,goemotions >69xxWidowmakerxx69,neutral,goemotions "She’s a [NAME] also, but I doubt that means much in the entertainment business..",joy,goemotions "At the discretion of NI, which is currently lacking any Assembly or proper representation. Good luck with that.",joy,goemotions "I swear if he is drafted as a father son to Gold Coast, I wont be happy",anger,goemotions [NAME] got a serious case of the giggles today.,joy,goemotions NO MAN LEFT BEHIND,neutral,goemotions PLQ is soon. Wanna focus up. That’s why only Splyce is I guess,neutral,goemotions [NAME] is his ex.,neutral,goemotions "Weird, I checked again and it works for me now. It wasn't the first few times I tried to click.",neutral,goemotions So why wouldn’t the white Sox just offer an extra $20 million,joy,goemotions Okay I can see why that is one glorious beard,joy,goemotions "I second that. What goes up must come down. And to OP, i hope you find peace and clarity. Good luck!",joy,goemotions "We are fighting for their autonomy, which is why we're fighting hard for them to be born first.",joy,goemotions so painful to watch,sadness,goemotions Thanks for yelling it,joy,goemotions This is an uninformed and incorrect statement. It doesn’t take even close to that long.,anger,goemotions Love has no number,neutral,goemotions Thank you. For some reason I thought it had been released in all markets.,joy,goemotions Why was the discrimination and ghettoization of [NAME] prior to their extermination legal? Because legislators sometimes don't care for morality.,surprise,goemotions "Hey, we have that problem too. Remember at least one number, folks. It's in your best interest in case of an emergency or jail.",neutral,goemotions "Those are the [NAME], they sing backup for [NAME]. They’re awesome!",joy,goemotions exactly. you're a child. you make personal attacks when you lose an argument. I feel sorry for you.,sadness,goemotions "Yeah, I completely agree. I was just making fun of this sub for seeming like they only want girls wear hoodies lol.",joy,goemotions Depends of the raise pre and your stack and your opponent and your range and what you last ate,neutral,goemotions "When's he due? (Sorry, couldn't resist)",surprise,goemotions I've picked scabs bigger than most aborted fetuses get. I don't see the police knocking on my door for committing assault against a human being.,neutral,goemotions "The leaders are quite ignorant, and so are the rural areas, but the urban areas are filled with intelligent people",anger,goemotions DonutLicious in Spring is the most gourmet one I’ve ever been to.,joy,goemotions My favorite one that you’ve made so far haha Great work,joy,goemotions "As a personal agent of entropy in this world: Damn, what laptop do you use?",sadness,goemotions "Time to go to heaven, son.",neutral,goemotions [NAME] get him a glass of water and have him lie down...,joy,goemotions "Well, since everything in Australia wants to kill you, I'd say it is quite healthy to be afraid of Australian spiders, and other flora and fauna ",fear,goemotions Thanks for the reply. They are saying the engine issue is in cold weather. I live in NY. Does it get cold where you live?,joy,goemotions Everytime I get to hug someone.,joy,goemotions I've done it everytime never had a problem,neutral,goemotions So you gonna Break up? She obviously don't care about you're boundaries.,neutral,goemotions I came back to work and I found the charlkboard like this. No idea how it got that way. Weird.,anger,goemotions Well he was horrible the first few months. Now he's playing better. Not sure what you are trying to accomplish with this post,surprise,goemotions Ignorance is unfortunately a part of mankind. We are still so Un-evolved,anger,goemotions "Thank you Dad, very cool!",joy,goemotions he’s not happy with me,sadness,goemotions so cute. your art style is adorable. imagine if you made a mini-comic drawing!,joy,goemotions Yeah google it I def want it!!,joy,goemotions Agreed sis. But I was just annoyed at that point and wanted to get laid. Didn't happen though. Oh well. Thanks!!,joy,goemotions "its not about claiming its yours, its just about where it is from",neutral,goemotions [NAME] is the worst coach in bulls history,anger,goemotions 6 year old me def couldve said this. 6 year old me LIVED for dinosaurs.,neutral,goemotions Outside of Belpedio we really don't have a lot of decent call ups on D. PS It's amazing how much [NAME] has improved this year.,joy,goemotions I would change the episode with Icicle. Get rid of the cold puns. Everything else can stay the same,neutral,goemotions What happened?,surprise,goemotions "As much as I'd love to say it's mine, sadly I can't",joy,goemotions It’s 5:11am over here. Good luck dude.,joy,goemotions "Whoa, wasn't expecting a rational take on this here on reddit. Well done.",surprise,goemotions Most underrated subreddit.,anger,goemotions "Also, if you start looking for your partner to get mad at you when depression ""kicks in"" then you're probably starting it yourself. ",joy,goemotions I am getting a lot of weird replies...,disgust,goemotions "Friend: hey, did you watch the Superbowl? Me: I don't really follow golf.",neutral,goemotions "Just spend the next few months emotionally detatching, it makes the break up less debilitating.",joy,goemotions my computer is a potato but im just curious how do i check for memory leaks on a mac? i lag on a lot of games,neutral,goemotions totally agree.,joy,goemotions I mean I'm genuinely not sure if I'd rather be tortured for all eternity or have to spend all eternity in Sunday services,surprise,goemotions Eat the damn rich already!,anger,goemotions "haha, rape",neutral,goemotions Looks like 9 pts for you Mr. Wise Crack!,neutral,goemotions This is amazing. You look like a video game character whose hair texture hasn't loaded in properly.,joy,goemotions """I'm not arrogant""",neutral,goemotions Hey /r/Hockey Bro! Sorry about the Sens. At least this made you smile in the dark times.,sadness,goemotions This is the saddest thing I've seen today,sadness,goemotions "Good thing you didn't call your niece obtuse, that could have been bad",neutral,goemotions He's being serious but the man himself is a joke.,joy,goemotions I'd be pissed off if I was a [NAME] who voted to remain in the UK & then got shafted by brexit..,anger,goemotions Of the 7’1 jacked guy. Yes,neutral,goemotions "I mean, none of us think it’s an insult. You don’t need to explain that.",anger,goemotions "As a BMW owner, I don't understand what this meme is even talking about.",surprise,goemotions "When I looked at the picture, I thought for a moment that I was looking at a junk yard.",sadness,goemotions "Witcher in town, hide your women!",neutral,goemotions "Sure, there are plenty more if you are so unsatisfied",neutral,goemotions 😻 that's a line if I ever saw one,surprise,goemotions Forehead for days.,neutral,goemotions Was literally just on rags subreddit. Even they knew our first shot would be a goal.,neutral,goemotions If there were ever people who deserved that kind of discomfort it would be someone who tortures native animals.,neutral,goemotions Just stay tuned. The fix is on the way,neutral,goemotions "Damn, still hoping...",joy,goemotions The thing I keep thinking is that there must be some pretty daming evidence against him to actually charge him.,neutral,goemotions >fabricated moral high ground The irony of saying that as everyone here jerk's themselves off to a meme,neutral,goemotions Absolutely. It's exhausting.,sadness,goemotions [NAME] playing great this half,neutral,goemotions How cute. He thinks corporations are people.,joy,goemotions "Hurts donuts are dry. i love the toppings and suffer through the bottom 90% of the donut, really not worth it. ",anger,goemotions "I see you're a new fan, enjoy your stay!",joy,goemotions Interesting... is it a felony in certain jurisdictions?,surprise,goemotions A lot of LGBT people I know just love D&D. Especially since character creation is just everything they want about self-expression and then some.,neutral,goemotions The way it took out that tree!!,neutral,goemotions Maybe one day we will be able to see that process. I wish. I love my pets so much 😍,joy,goemotions Understandable. Retail sucks and people are nut,surprise,goemotions Is that how you deal with people you disagree with? Nice personal fantasy you have there.,surprise,goemotions "Not sure, I'm not good at expressing my feelings, and sometimes I get angry and say things that very hurtful",anger,goemotions Its acts as a moisture barrier so the bread wont get soggy no matter what you put in it,neutral,goemotions THAT DOES IT!,joy,goemotions "*Lente, otherwise a great song. Theme song to my varsity years ",joy,goemotions > Egalitarianism I always saw it as a feminist could still be a racist...,neutral,goemotions Hahahaha. Wow. Pure gold!,joy,goemotions ...says a fellow redditor.,neutral,goemotions That opening is quite terrible tbh,fear,goemotions I meant the first part. The second part was uncalled for.,neutral,goemotions Yes please go get tested even if you don’t have any symptoms.,joy,goemotions "I’m sorry men, I have failed you. My rigidity was no match for the flaccid effort our boys showed tonight",sadness,goemotions That's how mafia works,surprise,goemotions "i've definitely got better, the opponents just happen to be ppl dropped from gold or so",neutral,goemotions my good girl,joy,goemotions I love [NAME] and totally understand. I hope she and [NAME] are able to have their healthy baby.,joy,goemotions But he was so *hurt* when [NAME] acknowledged that homosexuality is a sin.,sadness,goemotions "Yeah, not the rich,that makes sense to me. I'm just commenting on the title saying billionaires are bad for democracy",neutral,goemotions "Beautiful, nice work",joy,goemotions What will the UN bring anyway? Turkey will be victorious. I love my country.,joy,goemotions Just a pretty parrot. He pops over to say g'day to a mate of mine most sunny arvo's.,joy,goemotions Nah. I think he will cheat on her like he did [NAME],neutral,goemotions "Whatever keeps your inflated ego going strong, Captain.",neutral,goemotions I’m not crying.. You’re crying!,sadness,goemotions "Have you pulled an updated Batch Guidance sheet? If your tossing a lot of coffee out, it sounds like you might be brewing too much.",neutral,goemotions Ok what other characters is her gameplay similar to?,surprise,goemotions Oh come on mom..it's 2019.,neutral,goemotions I love it. She really snapped.,joy,goemotions I love how people downvote you because you are right. It's okay dude for honor community is a hive mind of braindead plebs,joy,goemotions I’m sorry you have to deal with that,sadness,goemotions I always cry when [NAME] is on screen.,sadness,goemotions You have been rewarded my friend.,neutral,goemotions "That’s typical Wigs. Hot one game, cold the next three. ",neutral,goemotions "Last year was also the first time we drafted a lineman before round three since [NAME], so I think the earlier look at linemen was needed haha",joy,goemotions Well that explains why [NAME] was able to win,joy,goemotions Praying this goes to at least 4. I like both the players but would really like to see [NAME] play to his max GS potential,joy,goemotions "[NAME] hasn't been found guilty, YET, but he has killed before and bribes every official he sees",neutral,goemotions And there may be fare reduction on the way ..... Or walk from William,neutral,goemotions You have been banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse for inappropriate behavior,sadness,goemotions I’m ashamed to look at how much time I spend on Reddit,sadness,goemotions JACKPOT!!!,joy,goemotions "I like you. You're smart, cheeky, and funny. Well played.",joy,goemotions "No, I have been avoiding doing anything until it's actually fixed because I don't want to give them any reason to drag their feet.",anger,goemotions It's alright. This is just an unpleasant memory now. Kind of rude of your brother though!,joy,goemotions "Haven't noticed this comment before but, fcking [NAME], [NAME] really has become a household name hasn't she...?",anger,goemotions Will do tonight!,joy,goemotions > Sleeping next to someone I knew my wife is trying to kill me!,fear,goemotions >they're a moron because everything I do is crap. Haha gottem,neutral,goemotions According to what?,surprise,goemotions "Alright, I really wanted you to go to HR but it might not go right for you",joy,goemotions Friend got me into football by watching Detroit play on Sundays after church. Been a fan since.,neutral,goemotions Because a lot of people on this thread are ignoring the pirate code and I’m trying to explain that rules are there for a reason.,neutral,goemotions "[NAME], I forgot about that. Eight seconds was more than long enough to murder everybody in sight.",surprise,goemotions Thanks i really appreciate it.,joy,goemotions This honestly explains so much. Thanks for some insight into myself lol,joy,goemotions Still a statistical minority by a great deal.,joy,goemotions My understanding it was a simply banking error,neutral,goemotions Does that work for the WSJ? I haven’t read an article from there in a year.,surprise,goemotions **WAIT THAT WAS A REAL STORY!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK**,surprise,goemotions I miss him on our pp,sadness,goemotions There Probly doing this because we’re for sure gonna tank next year as well,neutral,goemotions ngl his total thievery of the lwymmd lyrics was highkey annoying to me but the song is actually pretty damn good lol,joy,goemotions "Your post is cogent, rationale and completely confirms what I have always to some degree felt deep down. Thanks for sharing! ",joy,goemotions Yeah I do. Not sure what that has to do with you and your incorrect claims about the current generation though.,neutral,goemotions "Eh, that can happen anywhere. It isn't exclusive to Dallas where that stuff happens. Good luck tho.",joy,goemotions "She doesn’t have to be added to the game for her to be significant, [NAME] was just an extreme example.",neutral,goemotions "Let's not name anything after him. Even if it's a disorder, the incels will take it as recognition and pride.",joy,goemotions Love this! Love you! Thanks for sharing!,joy,goemotions I cant wait until /r/fuckthealtright is labeled as a Neo-Nazi group. That'd just tickle my pickle.,neutral,goemotions [NAME] has only lived for [NAME] and [NAME] for now but the choices have been fair.,neutral,goemotions Contracts & money in rtts mean absolutely nothing. Just one of the many missed opportunities year after year,anger,goemotions "Oh, doi. Makes total sense now. Boy I really hope I get fired for this blunder.",joy,goemotions Oh oh oh,neutral,goemotions Well it obviously helps you rationalize your total unwillingness to take action to make the world a better place. I hope that you grow past that.,joy,goemotions Removed? Damn no respect.,anger,goemotions "She's a person of color, they instantly hate her lol. ",joy,goemotions "Hey [NAME], I'm [NAME] ! :) ",joy,goemotions "ahh bro I jerk off to [NAME], does that make me a future murderer or torture enthusiast in waiting? didn't even know!",neutral,goemotions > How TF did you get to FETISH that quickly? Welcome to the internet. Enjoy your stay.,joy,goemotions You’re a good man. Stay blessed,joy,goemotions your joke sucks,anger,goemotions Let’s get greedy and take back what is rightfully ours,anger,goemotions "Some people just need reassurance that they are, in fact, dumb. ",fear,goemotions Your sacrifice will be remembered.,joy,goemotions Why are you so salty? Who hurt you?,surprise,goemotions Happy New Year.,joy,goemotions Shes a classy juggalette,neutral,goemotions It looks nineteen to me.,joy,goemotions "It's crazy, the first day with icy, snowy roads it's scary but within a few days, grip and visibility sound like fantasy",fear,goemotions "[NAME]?! Is that [NAME]? I know ""meegwetch"" means thank you lol",surprise,goemotions I know that’s what I was trying to say. Idk y that got lost in translation.,surprise,goemotions This guy doesn’t physics.,neutral,goemotions Just take them and get them vaccinated without his knowledge. Only one parent is needed. Dont even tell him after it's done.,joy,goemotions "Third here. Oh, ok. Wow.",neutral,goemotions "Umm, zoom out. The ICO was $0.30. I only put 0.5 BTC into it then though. Wish I did more.",joy,goemotions "Sounds fancy, is there any in flight entertainment?",joy,goemotions I am but not till this year is over because we already paid for it,neutral,goemotions What are you smoking?,neutral,goemotions I think we both know why :P as you can see people eat up whatever they hear,neutral,goemotions "Thanks, didn’t know there was a term for it. That’s how I handled the first and last episode I saw lol",joy,goemotions "Just because some people troll him on Twitter and get literally no retweets or interactions, he'll surely change his way of directing...",neutral,goemotions Fruit is byfar the worst of all flavors,anger,goemotions This is not fun,neutral,goemotions Isn’t it the worst feeling ever?,disgust,goemotions Wait what are the stereotypes? As a bi male I'm a bit curious to find out what others think in like.,surprise,goemotions TIL that [NAME] is a guy.,surprise,goemotions What does FPTP have to do with the referendum?,surprise,goemotions Sounds weird but dont swallow,surprise,goemotions *All I want is to be left alone* *In my average home* *But why do I always feel* *Like I'm in the Twilight Zone?*,sadness,goemotions This is art that I found via google,neutral,goemotions Just drink the bear. Life is too painful and short to worry,sadness,goemotions "Girlfriend is straight off of Shop Hush social app and onto reddit. Someone tell her, its slightly embarrassing.",sadness,goemotions Currently cuddling the pillow because my husband got up...,neutral,goemotions Sorry just seemed like you were trying to make it a [NAME] thing,sadness,goemotions "You don't have to act angry about things that annoy you, though. ",neutral,goemotions It was on a washed out road in the at 2am. Which makes it even worse. They never should have been towing that vic.,disgust,goemotions "No, this is not polyamory. It's assholery.",anger,goemotions Surely anyone can submit an application for a writ of habeas corpus?,joy,goemotions Wonder what [NAME] [NAME] thinks about all this,surprise,goemotions "Well I mean OP said this was a year ago, I meant that they could STILL press charges.",neutral,goemotions Fair point.,neutral,goemotions "Nice try, but the only person this sub dislikes more than [NAME] is the [NAME].",anger,goemotions I'm still a little surprised at how god awful that defense was. The Bengals definitely have some talent to work with.,surprise,goemotions Happy New Year Everybody!,joy,goemotions "Oooooooo, definitely agree on [NAME].",joy,goemotions "Oh such a embarrassing mistake, or was it?",sadness,goemotions Nope. Glad we came out with the W,anger,goemotions Let's do it (if done smartly by SK) NK wants to go the path of Vietnam in how they developed,joy,goemotions Omg congratz for you guys!!!!! That is amazing news :) good luck with twins.,joy,goemotions He’s been a duke homer since the 90s lol at this point In his career we know what we’re getting with [NAME],joy,goemotions how many times has this been reposted by now? 10?,surprise,goemotions Fuck I love you prag,anger,goemotions Thank you so much. I'm really glad you found yourself. I hope to get there.,joy,goemotions Looks like a certain someone is about to come out a certain closet,neutral,goemotions Only 5 hour drive..... I guess im doing a day trip to Almonte. I love baked goods.,joy,goemotions "Yes, it's Harbinger, and you can get it in the Cosmic Chest.",joy,goemotions I’m saving this.,neutral,goemotions "What game do you think that is ? Because that'd be Tetris or Minecraft my dude, not your teenage greasy neckbeard crap. Sorry.",surprise,goemotions [NAME]!,anger,goemotions "It’s not unlikely that his family was already imprisoned or dead, which gave him the window to run. ",anger,goemotions And its not me,neutral,goemotions I had the same thought also.,joy,goemotions "Was broken up with, still live together 2 months later, and probably will for another month. Studio apartment, 1 bed.",neutral,goemotions "I was going to mention The Dana Carvey Show, gosh darn it. And you forgot [NAME].",neutral,goemotions I would love to hear yours u/jellyjellyspace You posted a pretty unique topic,joy,goemotions "Have you read the AUMF? It's insane how much power it grants the government to prosecute the ""War on Terror""",surprise,goemotions Posting Onion Boy here is basically cheating.,anger,goemotions Oh thanks I didn’t pay really attention haha,joy,goemotions I’m literally shaking right now😫,fear,goemotions As comic book guy from Simpson’s would say. WORST. WRITTEN CRIMELORD. EVER....,disgust,goemotions He gets to watch boxing for free and get paid for it. It's probably his dream job. I'm happy for him! :),joy,goemotions They look so good together *praying for Disney ending*,joy,goemotions How do I know the 2009 picture is the same location as the 2019 picture? Edit: wrong year,neutral,goemotions The inventor of the joke came up with it during the [NAME] administration.,joy,goemotions You were in a movie once!,surprise,goemotions Darn it. I was saving all the food stuff.,neutral,goemotions could you mark this nsfw or something I didn’t want to see that :(,neutral,goemotions I wish you to experience exactly the same feelings that I'm experiencing,joy,goemotions "Well that didn't take long, sorry for your loss :(",sadness,goemotions Look everyone it's that boy that laughs at everybody! Let's laugh at him!,joy,goemotions "Wow, I didn't know that was happening. Thanks for the information!",joy,goemotions "Kids, if you're on a dating site that advertises itself as ""dating site for millionaires"" you're gonna have a bad time",joy,goemotions > I refuse to believe facts,anger,goemotions That's a very interesting theory and it makes sense. How does it gel with the fact that we clearly know the timeline changed?,joy,goemotions I couldn’t live like this. You should leave.,anger,goemotions It should be played between two biggest NCAA violators of the year as a punishment.,neutral,goemotions I know plenty of old people who did just this,joy,goemotions I don’t think you understand the meaning of cute,surprise,goemotions Yeah that's what I just got. Fkin annoying.,anger,goemotions He's also a chaser and is convinced that shouting at someone is an escalation from a shooting spree. He is incredibly dumb.,neutral,goemotions "yeah, fuck [NAME]",anger,goemotions 100%. She's made herself vulnerable to being sued by a few people.,joy,goemotions Hope to [NAME] i don’t end up like u,joy,goemotions "Damn, good luck dude hope it goes well.",joy,goemotions He's 34 years old.,joy,goemotions Yess! Some of my favorite lines from the trilogy. [NAME] killing joke monologue still seems very relevant today.,joy,goemotions "I can see how you feel , THIS DID NOT TEACH A CHILD TO RESPECT ANIMALS and im ashamed and upset honeslty no horse deserved that.",anger,goemotions "I never watched any [NAME] films, so. That. ",anger,goemotions If that’s true it’s very desperate. You would think he had some better way of communicating.,sadness,goemotions Man I love reddit.,joy,goemotions Great place and they're super sweet. Happy to support them.,joy,goemotions "[NAME]? Nah, that's him in the background. The idiot with the leaves is [NAME]. It's always fucking [NAME].",disgust,goemotions "Maybe if you held onto the intestines, eventually, the pressure of fecal matter would build up until it explodes, killing the individual in the process.",neutral,goemotions "Okubo thanks JP/EU for their work over the weekend on the patch notes, and then EU doesn't post their patch notes :-/",joy,goemotions "It depresses me that the Carousel revamp has been a popular answer. Thats not a change, that a sliding scale adjustment.",sadness,goemotions "Good luck to you all. You don't owe your dad anything, don't let anyone guilt you into seeing him.",joy,goemotions I see.. so people are just guessing?,neutral,goemotions Yeah I agree. I've seen Jacob's Ladder multiple times. Only Stay twice.,joy,goemotions [NAME] fuck those creeps,anger,goemotions if your paraphilia is public facing at any point in your life I think it's reasonable to assert that there's something wrong,joy,goemotions I am starting to get very concerned with [NAME] and [NAME],joy,goemotions Human rights...animals don’t have that,neutral,goemotions "Just when I thought I was burnt out on comic book movies! Hell yes, let’s go! ",neutral,goemotions I'm enjoying the witty comments but anyone want to throw in some analysis?,surprise,goemotions I trust Safeway over Great Canadian Superstore for my meats. I know I'm not alone in that regard. Safeway has some pretty good cheaper meats.,joy,goemotions Most athletic play [NAME] ever made. Wow,joy,goemotions Normally the posts on this subreddit are pretty innocent and vanilla.....yeah not this one I think I’ll pass on “TheDickPill”,neutral,goemotions That's great! You got this!,joy,goemotions [NAME] loves it,joy,goemotions Mmmm squeeze dat cheek,neutral,goemotions I’m not arguing for it. I just think the punishment doesn’t fit the crime.,neutral,goemotions CHONK. WANT. FLUFFY.,neutral,goemotions Your driving makes me sick [NAME],anger,goemotions Im gonna ride a shark to work.,neutral,goemotions I don't live there just have family there.,anger,goemotions "Oh sorry dude, I was just looking for the WiFi password. [NAME], but I hope you stay safe",joy,goemotions "Just called, only one left, it's on hold for some fella named [NAME].",neutral,goemotions "Because eye witnesses have always been proven to be credible. ""Hands up, don't shoot""",joy,goemotions Learned something today :),neutral,goemotions the thing they r looking for is money. money makes u survive. people in general like to survive to the extreme sense of it.,neutral,goemotions Literally the Reincarnation of the Man who ate a Whole Plane,neutral,goemotions there's a lot of lol revs people whenever [NAME] tweets something like this,joy,goemotions So excited to see the man again.,joy,goemotions Nope. Don't need rewards at all.,anger,goemotions "Always travel when you get the opportunity, you will never regret it, you will only regret not doing it.",neutral,goemotions I will burn the X down if we lose this game tonight.,neutral,goemotions This was probably one of the best videos I’ve ever seen on Reddit. What an amazing story. Job well done. RIP Chief.,sadness,goemotions [NAME] and [NAME] going on a bike tour is awesome IDK why I love it so much,joy,goemotions I wish my mom was catgirl savvy.,joy,goemotions I'm good. Happy with my boyfriend.,joy,goemotions I am bored of [NAME]. Next celebrity chef!,sadness,goemotions [NAME] Damn [NAME],neutral,goemotions Awesome! Welcome aboard! I'm glad your first game was a win!,joy,goemotions #SHOCKEEEEEEEEEEEER!,neutral,goemotions "Have you visited any of the car subs? They may be able to help you diagnose the issue. Good luck though, I hope ya pull through. ",surprise,goemotions How would you get off? HOW WOULD YOU GET OFF?!?!,surprise,goemotions "So many. [NAME], [NAME], [NAME], [NAME] (with her eyebrows), [NAME], [NAME], and [NAME] are some of my favorites. ",joy,goemotions 2nd fav dunk after [NAME] on [NAME]. Still get chills seeing [NAME] go nuts on the bench.,neutral,goemotions """Didn't know you can predict the future""",surprise,goemotions It was the worst cinemax porn I've ever seen.,disgust,goemotions weird. i went 3/3 earlier.,neutral,goemotions "Fine, you're right, they should just have a random fascist activist.",joy,goemotions it's why it took us so long to sign him,neutral,goemotions Translation: you should see her vagina! She can't fight you off! The double entendre is more than a bit unsavory.,disgust,goemotions I perform nostril waxing. It is surprising hardly painful at all. Feels so much better too!,surprise,goemotions Based on the down votes I can say this is truly an unpopular opinion although it shouldn't be,anger,goemotions "np, good luck",joy,goemotions I gave him a hug and told him how glad I was that he was okay after the police assault. He’s amazing!,joy,goemotions Yes. Source: still getting paid.,joy,goemotions Feels like bathing in warm piss. Can't wait until summer is over.,neutral,goemotions I am interested if still available. This would be way more fun then my smith center season!,joy,goemotions "Not really sweaty palms, but holy hell that's uncomfortable as all hell...",anger,goemotions "It's time to feel the fucking Bern, America. ",anger,goemotions "I came across a really really really rare audio track of slipknot, limp bizkit , korn and Metallica....I didn't even know they collaborated",neutral,goemotions Everyone wants bama! I repeat everyone wants bama!,neutral,goemotions I'm a [NAME]. FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED RHINESTONES!!! Edit: hmmmm,neutral,goemotions See him live if you haven’t already. One of my favorites to see in concert.,joy,goemotions Yeah cuz they don't exist lol,joy,goemotions "I'd give it a 6.9, based on the fact that he was still caught in the tree",neutral,goemotions "I think majority of people who made WarCraft 1-TBC, Diablo 1-2 and StarCraft are no longer there.",neutral,goemotions All I know is everyone is Tuscaloosa considers this season an abysmal failure.,joy,goemotions So you’ve never had a fwb situation and if you have it made you worthless for a real relationship to other women? Hope this goes both ways,surprise,goemotions or a matter of position you choose!,neutral,goemotions Employ the son of your biggest donor?,surprise,goemotions You mean I shouldn't be doing treating it that way now?,surprise,goemotions WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?,anger,goemotions im feeling rather rotten so im not very ambitious right now,sadness,mteb_emotion im updating my blog because i feel shitty,sadness,mteb_emotion i never make her separate from me because i don t ever want her to feel like i m ashamed with her,sadness,mteb_emotion i left with my bouquet of red and yellow tulips under my arm feeling slightly more optimistic than when i arrived,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling a little vain when i did this one,sadness,mteb_emotion i cant walk into a shop anywhere where i do not feel uncomfortable,fear,mteb_emotion i felt anger when at the end of a telephone call,anger,mteb_emotion i explain why i clung to a relationship with a boy who was in many ways immature and uncommitted despite the excitement i should have been feeling for getting accepted into the masters program at the university of virginia,joy,mteb_emotion i like to have the same breathless feeling as a reader eager to see what will happen next,joy,mteb_emotion i jest i feel grumpy tired and pre menstrual which i probably am but then again its only been a week and im about as fit as a walrus on vacation for the summer,anger,mteb_emotion i don t feel particularly agitated,fear,mteb_emotion i feel beautifully emotional knowing that these women of whom i knew just a handful were holding me and my baba on our journey,sadness,mteb_emotion i pay attention it deepens into a feeling of being invaded and helpless,fear,mteb_emotion i just feel extremely comfortable with the group of people that i dont even need to hide myself,joy,mteb_emotion i find myself in the odd position of feeling supportive of,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling as heartbroken as im sure katniss was,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel a little mellow today,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like my only role now would be to tear your sails with my pessimism and discontent,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel just bcoz a fight we get mad to each other n u wanna make a publicity n let the world knows about our fight,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like reds and purples are just so rich and kind of perfect,joy,mteb_emotion im not sure the feeling of loss will ever go away but it may dull to a sweet feeling of nostalgia at what i shared in this life with my dad and the luck i had to have a dad for years,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like ive gotten to know many of you through comments and emails and for that im appreciative and glad you are a part of this little space,joy,mteb_emotion i survey my own posts over the last few years and only feel pleased with vague snippets of a few of them only feel that little bits of them capture what its like to be me or someone like me in dublin in the st century,joy,mteb_emotion i also tell you in hopes that anyone who is still feeling stigmatized or ashamed of their mental health issues will let go of the stigma let go of the shame,sadness,mteb_emotion i don t feel guilty like i m not going to be able to cook for him,sadness,mteb_emotion i hate it when i feel fearful for absolutely no reason,fear,mteb_emotion i am feeling outraged it shows everywhere,anger,mteb_emotion i stole a book from one of my all time favorite authors and now i feel like a rotten person,sadness,mteb_emotion i do feel insecure sometimes but who doesnt,fear,mteb_emotion i highly recommend visiting on a wednesday if youre able because its less crowded so you get to ask the farmers more questions without feeling rude for holding up a line,anger,mteb_emotion ive been missing him and feeling so restless at home thinking of him,fear,mteb_emotion i posted on my facebook page earlier this week ive been feeling a little grumpy and out of sorts the past few days,anger,mteb_emotion i start to feel emotional,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so cold a href http irish,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like i m defective or something for not having baby fever,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel more virtuous than when i eat veggies dipped in hummus,joy,mteb_emotion i feel very honoured to be included in a magzine which prioritises health and clean living so highly im curious do any of you read magazines concerned with health and clean lifestyles such as the green parent,joy,mteb_emotion i spent the last two weeks of school feeling miserable,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling very peaceful about our wedding again now after having,joy,mteb_emotion i had been talking to coach claudia barcomb and coach ali boe for a long time and they both made me feel very welcomed at union,joy,mteb_emotion i feel if i completely hated things i d exercise my democratic right speak my mind in what ever ways possible and try to enact a change,anger,mteb_emotion i feel humiliated embarrassed or foolish i will remember that others have felt the same way because of the same kinds of things and i will be kind and helpful and accepting,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel reassured that i am dealing with my diet in the right way and that all is good,joy,mteb_emotion i feel i have to agree with her even though i can imagine some rather unpleasant possible cases,sadness,mteb_emotion im in such a happy mood today i feel almost delighted and i havent done anything different today then i normally have it is wonderful,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling really out of place and irritated,anger,mteb_emotion i also know that i feel nothing than a friendly affection to them too,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i had a rather productive weekend and i cant always say that no matter how much i get done,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling insecure at the moment,fear,mteb_emotion i was feeling pretty anxious all day but my first day at work was a very good day and that helped a lot,fear,mteb_emotion i stood up to you i finally stood up to you and now i feel like im being punished if i could go back and do it again,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel a little nervous i go to the gym,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like i could go into any situation and become successful because i ve been competing all my life explained schaub in an interview with the a href http bleacherreport,joy,mteb_emotion i can t stop the anxiety i feel when i m alone when i ve got no distractions,sadness,mteb_emotion im trying to feel out my house style now that im living on my own and have creative carte blanche,joy,mteb_emotion i have tried to see what it would be like if i liked one of my girl friends but it has never really worked and i can only ever feel an emotional connection to them because they are my friends,sadness,mteb_emotion i had every intention of doing more gardening this morning while it was still cool but i was just feeling so rotten,sadness,mteb_emotion i have a good feeling about this so i am excited,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i am just starting to understand the blessings that come from being submissive to the will of the father,sadness,mteb_emotion i think about the things ive said and the stuff i have done it makes me feel disgusted in myself when i should be making you happy and smile which i was far from doing,anger,mteb_emotion i woke up yesterday monday morning feeling a little depressed,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so embarrassed,sadness,mteb_emotion i spent wandering around still kinda dazed and not feeling particularly sociable but because id been in hiding for a couple for days and it was getting to be a little unhealthy i made myself go down to the cross and hang out with folks,joy,mteb_emotion i can honestly say that after each sistahs chat i feel invigorated and blessed,joy,mteb_emotion i still feel stupid to be in that class this is all cause off pbss fault,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel a little stunned but can t imagine what the folks who were working in the studio up until this morning are feeling,surprise,mteb_emotion i admit im feeling a little bit unloved at this point,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel a bit stressed even though all the things i have going on are fun,anger,mteb_emotion im feeling pretty anxious,fear,mteb_emotion i feel shocked and sad at the fact that there are so many sick people,surprise,mteb_emotion i think they have always been proponents of the idea and it is just slightly possible that his feelings for a particularly charming new england girl have brought him around to their way of thinking,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like a naughty school girl because i am falling behind,joy,mteb_emotion i am right handed however i play billiards left handed naturally so me trying to play right handed feels weird,surprise,mteb_emotion i can feel that they are kind friendly and can understand my feelings,joy,mteb_emotion i were to go overseas or cross the border then i become a foreigner and will feel that way but never in my beloved land,joy,mteb_emotion i feel disgusted in any man in power who talks about electricity being a problem in his area and says even my own house has similar problems,anger,mteb_emotion i feel transcendant and splendid,joy,mteb_emotion i finally arrived home a couple of hours later feeling somewhat exhausted dehydrated and even sun burnt,sadness,mteb_emotion i am feeling totally relaxed and comfy,joy,mteb_emotion i want each of you to feel my gentle embrace,joy,mteb_emotion i feel privileged in my world,joy,mteb_emotion i am not a people person but for some fuckin reason people feel that they can come bore me with their fuckin petty garbage,anger,mteb_emotion i realized my mistake and i m really feeling terrible and thinking that i shouldn t do that,sadness,mteb_emotion i suppose i feel too trusting sometimes,joy,mteb_emotion i came home waiting for the shower read something which made me upset thats why i feel discontent haha,sadness,mteb_emotion i woke up feeling crappy tired and fighting this feeling all day maybe it is all the pollen the barometric pressure i dont know i know i was off kilter,sadness,mteb_emotion i am feeling so happy,joy,mteb_emotion i am running at an approximate minute pace which i feel is quite acceptable,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so disappointed when my ex girlfriend doesn t call me back,sadness,mteb_emotion i have a feeling that people are using it more than they need to and enjoying the feeling as it flies carefree off the tongue but that is alright with me,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling uncertain of the merits of posting to this blog with the frequency or earnestness i had been over the previous year,fear,mteb_emotion i just plain feel envious of the self confidence they had,anger,mteb_emotion i was feeling weird the other day and it went away about minutes after i took my metformin,fear,mteb_emotion when a friend dropped a frog down my neck,anger,mteb_emotion im feeling angry at someone i do something thoughtful for her and my feelings toward her soften,anger,mteb_emotion i love neglecting this blog but sometimes i feel for my faithful readers,joy,mteb_emotion i lay in bed feeling as though i were awaiting an unwelcome visitor nevertheless i told myself i was strong and thought of good things until i felt better,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel my heart is tortured by what i have done,anger,mteb_emotion i was still feeling weepy and strung out so maggie treated me to ice cream and a movie a href http www,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel needy but comfortable with it i feel vulnerable but secure i feel the urge to cum hard but i get no relief,sadness,mteb_emotion i journaled about my tendency to sometimes overcommit myself which can make me feel exhausted and overwhelmed,sadness,mteb_emotion i started out feeling discouraged this morning,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel agitated with myself that i did not foresee her frustrations earlier leading to the ending of our relationship,fear,mteb_emotion i grab it from the air its smooth frame feels cold to the touch,anger,mteb_emotion i was angry at my boyfriend who had promised to come to see me but did not because he spent the evening with his pals,anger,mteb_emotion i hate that i m sitting here at the hostel writing this and feeling so perfectly fine and than i get home and it s me and my problems and a wall,joy,mteb_emotion i do exercise i feel energetic and i am able to perform my other tasks in a very good manner,joy,mteb_emotion i looked at mabel this morning i named my left breast mabel my right one is hazel and i feel this weird mixture of anger and loss valerie wrote less than a month after her diagnosis,fear,mteb_emotion im feeling pretty disheartened by the whole thing,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel that an input from me will be valued as being less potent than say that of irfan pathan,joy,mteb_emotion i feel is he generous,joy,mteb_emotion i even feel a little shaky,fear,mteb_emotion i am feeling better though i dont sound it,joy,mteb_emotion i always feel troubled when we re on the road touring living in a van or more recently in the circus buses no place to hang my hat as the song lyric has it,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel our world then was a much more innocent place,joy,mteb_emotion i feel thoroughly virtuous even if the daily trip to the compost bin isn t the most pleasant experience,joy,mteb_emotion im not feeling anything suspicious really,fear,mteb_emotion i was feeling a little sentimental today,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like i know who most of them are by now and am starting to develop my likes and dislikes though i have not been keen on the snap evictions they have seemed pretty pointless the first one to go returned and the two webmates made absolutely zero impact on me so they won t be missed,joy,mteb_emotion i feel less whiney since the sun came out here in the sf area,sadness,mteb_emotion made a wonderfull new friend,joy,mteb_emotion i feel almost embarrassed to mention the single redshank and common sandpiper but there again who would not want to mention the lone wood sandpiper present at the waters edge,sadness,mteb_emotion i know its easy to feel a little envious of me and i cant tell you that you shouldnt,anger,mteb_emotion i would feel awful if she was here this whole time,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel very mislead by someone that i really really thought i knew and liked very much so,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like we are doomed us humans,sadness,mteb_emotion i am going to have to check on in just a few minutes but there is this clock up above the screen that keeps ticking down the minutes i have left so am feeling a bit frantic,fear,mteb_emotion i got the sleep but if i could choose not to be woken up by an alarm i d definitely take that over anything it makes me feel so groggy,sadness,mteb_emotion ive been boring for few weeks and feeling a bit gloomy cause of the rainy days,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel that this information is vital to moving on with your day and you re not complete until you read it,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling generous today heres one more you may have already seen but is good for a chuckle,joy,mteb_emotion i will feel awkward about just calling up one of these people out of the blue to hang out or rather to be familiar with them on a deeper level they are not my kith and kin,sadness,mteb_emotion i don t like the feeling i get when someone is even a little bit offended by some offhand remark i ve made,anger,mteb_emotion i get it crumble but thanks for feeling the need to tell me that im the one who is fucked up,anger,mteb_emotion i am controlling the growth of this business and every time i post work for a client i feel even more determined to make it a full time business one day,joy,mteb_emotion i was pregnant with dean i spent the rest of my pregnancy feeling terrified about having another baby,fear,mteb_emotion i actually feel agitated which led to a terrible day yesterday in which i was unable to concentrate on anything and basically piddled the day away,anger,mteb_emotion i have an ed i will tell you that i know i shouldn t feel shamed of eating a protein bar for breakfast and the fact that i ate one isn t what makes me shameful it s the fact i didn t make it is what made me hang my head and tuck tail,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel radiant bright accomplished and happy,joy,mteb_emotion i feel refrigerator magnets that were so popular a few years ago,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling very touch deprived with all that has been happening,sadness,mteb_emotion i am feeling apprehensive about it but also wildly excited,fear,mteb_emotion i was feeling pretty relaxed by the time i boarded the very new looking airbus and headed into the hazy sky en route to honolulu,joy,mteb_emotion i am a quiet person but what i have to say i feel is important,joy,mteb_emotion i think i started to feel a little homesick,sadness,mteb_emotion i am feeling eager to start doing some work the man who works there literally says so uhm you guys want to go in back and see if we can find anything to do,joy,mteb_emotion i feel uncomfortable since i have a smaller rib cage and a bigger chest either i am spilling over the top of the tank or the elastic band support is too tight or too loose,fear,mteb_emotion im feeling reluctant to exit my freshly cleaned apartment which i stayed up cleaning late last night,fear,mteb_emotion i feel that i need to know that i can depend on myself before i put myself in the position of supporting someone else and being supported by someone else,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling rather angsty and listless,sadness,mteb_emotion i try my best to love on them shed some light but i feel deeply compassionate with their problems and hurt even if its someone in the media,joy,mteb_emotion i was so uncomfortable and feeling weird feelings but wasn t sure if they were contractions since i never really felt contractions with jared until they jacked me up with pitocin,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel gloomy and tired,sadness,mteb_emotion i really like this person feel that the question was really asked out of a sincere place of love and concern about how to move forward in light of what the sexuality study recently a href http www,joy,mteb_emotion i would force myself to eat my normal routine clean meals a day but then i just started feeling so awful,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel rather privileged to have witnessed the great man in action it really was impossible for a novice like me to work out just which one of the four identical looking riders was he,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like im at the spa getting a wonderful facial when i use them,joy,mteb_emotion i feel petty all of a sudden,anger,mteb_emotion i hope you like this more honest amp raw blog post amp if you are feeling unhappy i hope this makes you feel less alone,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel slightly disgusted as well,anger,mteb_emotion i was quite surprised with the weather these past few days but im so thankful for that since i still can wear my shorts out without feeling that cold yes no kidding,anger,mteb_emotion i feel slightly relaxed being a,joy,mteb_emotion i feel shy to admit that i was struggling to haul a single computer up,fear,mteb_emotion i just went about my script of would you like mustard or sauce with that and started to feel really startled,fear,mteb_emotion i enjoy my colleagues i m not feeling very sociable today,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling and if ive liked being pregnant,joy,mteb_emotion i then feel your tender touch as you enfold me with his love,joy,mteb_emotion i lost a few people which i hate because i have a really hard time letting go of people to whom i feel loyal,joy,mteb_emotion i have had no interest at all to make any effort to meet men and when the chance arrises i then feel burdened with negative thoughts of he ll just be another idiot only after one thing,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel i m being nutritionally supportive of it as well,joy,mteb_emotion i feel impatient i just post a blog entry and i feel ive gotten some words written and out into the world,anger,mteb_emotion i am trying my hardest so i can get to a place where i can join you and finally feel like i have something worthwhile to say,joy,mteb_emotion i have to admit i feel amused when i see the pti jamiat and a whole lot of others in the media try to avoid the suggestion that they are actually protesting the use of sharia in the case of raymond davis s release,joy,mteb_emotion i feel embarrassed that it got so bad,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling really bitter about this one,anger,mteb_emotion i feel brave today heading to amman and beirut by way of istanbul or i feel brave today a href http jessicadickinsongoodman,joy,mteb_emotion i had a fab christmas and an amazing new year with my family and friends and against all odds i feel very optimistic about,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like a loser everyone says they lost but i dont i know exactly where i am i just hate being here oh,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel defeated but others i feel refreshed,sadness,mteb_emotion i was feeling particularly vulnerable in a specific area so i began to talking to my friends and interestingly enough there was an incredible understanding of my struggle,fear,mteb_emotion i go onto the officer down memorial page and reflect on my feelings about that wonderful officer which seems to make me feel a little better,joy,mteb_emotion im with a group of people i still feel isolated and on the outside looking in,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel blessed to know this family,joy,mteb_emotion i feel terrified because my landlord has not changed our locks yet,fear,mteb_emotion i am loosing out but i feel like i have have so much to share with many and if anything that is not unfortunate if anything it makes me grateful,sadness,mteb_emotion i don t like eating meals that feel too virtuous,joy,mteb_emotion i left feeling pretty thrilled for the opportunity to at least throw my name in the hat,joy,mteb_emotion i feel kinda weird when andrea tries to talk to me about chris,fear,mteb_emotion i loved about ellie is that she didnt feel insulted by all the rude douche baggy things lothaire said to her because according to ellie insults only hurt when they come from somebody you respect damn straight,anger,mteb_emotion i feel was pretty triumphant,joy,mteb_emotion im enjoying my solitary confinement at home i rarely feel lonely,sadness,mteb_emotion i am being over dramatic but i do feel very strongly for her and i am resolved to speak with her next chance i get,joy,mteb_emotion i really dont like quinn because i feel like she will just end up hurting barney and i hated the lame ted robin storyline,anger,mteb_emotion i feel so lousy but i shouldnt be focusing on me now,sadness,mteb_emotion i cant remember ever feeling so exhausted it took trips with the car on the last day to get everything brought to the trailer,sadness,mteb_emotion i wrote two years ago so many things i feel unsure of maybe,fear,mteb_emotion i feel suspicious of informality and a lack of credentials,fear,mteb_emotion i receive every month make me proud and feel appreciative,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that third situation pretty much sums up my feelings toward this title,joy,mteb_emotion i wanted to feel him in my hands and reached out to take him into my waiting eager mouth,joy,mteb_emotion i feel more gentle that way wth,joy,mteb_emotion i got home feeling hot tired and great,joy,mteb_emotion i feel more creative,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so talented i can use a computer,joy,mteb_emotion i feel unfathomably rich in having had a healthy pregnancy so far,joy,mteb_emotion i wish to know whether i should feel sympathetic towards the airline american if say their plane is on fire or their pilot has exploded or whether i should want to set them on fire if say they just decided to walk on their obligations to save money,joy,mteb_emotion i don t want them to feel so pressured,fear,mteb_emotion i still feel frightened of the world yet no where near as much as i used to,fear,mteb_emotion im not feeling mellow,joy,mteb_emotion i wake too early so i feel grumpy,anger,mteb_emotion i believe you all will come to my work place and just try to make me feel humiliated but you know what deep down in my heart i know who is the one who should be ashamed of themselves,sadness,mteb_emotion i did finally get it if you didn t laugh left me feeling delighted exhausted and just so privileged,joy,mteb_emotion i was remembering this i was feeling skeptical,fear,mteb_emotion i have some pretty brazen goals and each day i feel stronger and more confident that i m going to reach my desired end result,joy,mteb_emotion i feel dirty talking to people for my personal gain,sadness,mteb_emotion i sat there cold i flashed back to going to the hockey city classic and the degree weather and it feeling just as cold even though there was about a degree difference this night,anger,mteb_emotion i feel numb as i carry on and i wonder if i will get over it,sadness,mteb_emotion i was somewhat coerced into this blog review so i feel a bit rushed and flustered,anger,mteb_emotion i guess i wont feel too jealous since i often do my mothering at the pool but its nice to have a husband again,anger,mteb_emotion im not sure how i feel about needing to exercise so as to maintain a pleasant demeanor,joy,mteb_emotion i feel alarmed,fear,mteb_emotion i think i wanted audiences to feel impressed inspired or entertained when i was on stage,surprise,mteb_emotion i wasnt feeling well yesterday morning afternoon so i just laid in bed and ended up in the all too familiar youtube black hole,joy,mteb_emotion i have these terrible feelings that i hyped myself up to be more talented than i am,joy,mteb_emotion i do take on a half marathon challenge then i will wait and see how the body feels as to whether there will be a pb attempt or a casual kilometre shuffle,joy,mteb_emotion i couldn t help but feel pissed off at both sides of the debate and the unnecessary dichotomy itself,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like i cant be respected if i have self respect because it is so regular to now hate your self,joy,mteb_emotion i smiled at him feeling his longing and said maybe later buddy but i have to make lunch now,joy,mteb_emotion i am truly unfortunate the majority of the time i m usually drained but i obtain it hard to get from bed i really feel restless and others,fear,mteb_emotion i am feeling rather damaged,sadness,mteb_emotion i said i feel ugly today,sadness,mteb_emotion i left my garmin on my bike so i was going to have to do this by feel coming out of transition its amazing hearing cheers and your adrenaline is just going crazy,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so smart when i find ways to trick myself like this,joy,mteb_emotion i love to dance but often feel inhibited by my own body unsure what i am capable of hyper concerned about other people watching me and having opinions on my style or just feeling awkward as if i have no idea what i am supposed to do here,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like cards are the perfect thing to make with them,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like some heroine of some tragic manga,sadness,mteb_emotion i just feel safer than working part time casual at hr,joy,mteb_emotion i was ambushed again it was apparently my fault again i feel worthless,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel privileged to be a part of something so eternal and so precious to the lord jesus he shed his blood so that churches like this could exist,joy,mteb_emotion i feel wholly inadequate to the task before me,sadness,mteb_emotion i have a feeling this is a bit naughty scanning an article from a magazine but i know that so many people would love to read thi,joy,mteb_emotion i see you on the pitchers mound at our little league diamond i feel so anxious for you because it looks so isolated over there,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like i am joining the masses which goes against my rebellion of the popular mentality ha i m so goth but i take peace in knowing that i am not making the same resolutions as everyone else,joy,mteb_emotion i feel disillusioned with the occult so i have come to feel a greater connection to the earth,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel stupid whenever this happens,sadness,mteb_emotion i come home and feel so shitty i cant bring myself to do all the work i need to do,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like my irritable sensitive combination skin has finally met it s match,anger,mteb_emotion i like it though its very over the top but makes me feel clever by association,joy,mteb_emotion i will practice meditation if i feel overwhelmed and hopefully become successful in peaceful practice,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel like it was all in vain cant be right and feel this wrong this heart of mine is just,sadness,mteb_emotion i hope everyone can help with charity work without feeling stressed about such things,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so guilty for putting my child in daycare,sadness,mteb_emotion i get frustrated that unresolved issues from my past have had a severe negative effect on my behavior and feel he must be angry that i have not resolved them by now,anger,mteb_emotion i feel blessed beyond blessed to share my life with you each week,joy,mteb_emotion i feel devastated over things that i have lost i will remind myself to be grateful for what i still have,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling energetic,joy,mteb_emotion i have come to understand that feelings are neither positive nor negative,joy,mteb_emotion i just don t like to be asked about the reason behind my mood when i m feeling gloomy laughs,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel really bothered about the lack of time i get to find inspiration,anger,mteb_emotion i used to be able to hang around talk with the cashier when i was putting away my money now i feel rushed and stressed if i take a second to fumble with the coins and put them in my purse,anger,mteb_emotion i feel frustrated or the world around me lies shattered i just go and walk in the rain so that no body could see my eyes full of tears this is the delivery system of justice as conceptualized by our courts which we are learning the hard way,anger,mteb_emotion i could change the emphasis and say i am stella and i m noticing i m feeling impatient,anger,mteb_emotion i don t like outsourcing because i m a picky sod and usually end up feeling dissatisfied with the work of others but i have to force myself to outsource because you need to realize you can t do everything yourself,anger,mteb_emotion i do feel welcomed but it s a little weird,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i entertained sd all day,joy,mteb_emotion ive struggled mightily through today and even though i feel cranky and tired and unmotivated still i really am not going to be going to sleep before eleven thirty,anger,mteb_emotion i remember sitting out on the porch feeling drained and alone even as sunlight bathed my hair in warm radiance and a light breeze cooled my cheeks,sadness,mteb_emotion i didnt feel i rushed things dhawan tweet script type text javascript src http platform,anger,mteb_emotion i realized i was feeling really irritated while i was saying that,anger,mteb_emotion i am balancing on my hands with my feet hanging over and it feels like pretty far and im terrified to let them drop but im totally calm at the same time hanging here,fear,mteb_emotion i feel so fucking worthless,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like a lot of men are royally fucked up and go through life wreaking havoc and end up destroying themselves in the process,anger,mteb_emotion i feel devastated that my art style can be copied,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel fine about feeling well fine,joy,mteb_emotion i can only begin to feel how distraught she must be,fear,mteb_emotion i also didnt feel i could be mad at god because i know inside me that god does nothing without a purpose,anger,mteb_emotion i think we were both feeling a little drained from work as well,sadness,mteb_emotion i gather supplies and start to check her progress via internal exam the head midwife prepares to start an iv and calmly asks others for more assistance i feel reassured by her calmness,joy,mteb_emotion i feel crappy i eat crappy,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel more of numb now,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel extremely honoured to have received such a prestigious award,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling adventurous and successful in my quest so far,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so thrilled to have three such distinguished individuals such as yourselves here,joy,mteb_emotion i figured my parents wont make me feel accepted so i stopped trying i turned to romantic relationships with men,joy,mteb_emotion i was left feeling empty,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel pretty much like this scene from a href http www,joy,mteb_emotion i may not have really been feeling superior but i certainly was feeling that i had the answers wasnt i,joy,mteb_emotion i just feel are ludicrous and wasting space or so trite they should have looked at the book first and come up with something a little more original,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel like a wimpy canoe floating towards a rising tsunami,fear,mteb_emotion i feel sympathetic towards her she was tired and weary and i can see how a split second doubt could make the effortless action of standing still seem like the better option,joy,mteb_emotion i start to feel unloved and unappreciated,sadness,mteb_emotion i just want to know the feeling of loving and be loved,joy,mteb_emotion i feel strange talking about less serious things right now like cooking,fear,mteb_emotion i sometimes have urges to just freak out because i feel so bothered and usually nothing has caused me to feel bothered or irritated i scratch my arms when i m mad,anger,mteb_emotion i feel miserable and he doesnt care,sadness,mteb_emotion i am not surprised cause its like ok when you feel crappy and it just continues for like days or so you really try to avoid getting that sickness again,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling slightly irritable today,anger,mteb_emotion i like to add things that i already completed in my day to a new list just to feel more productive when i cross them off,joy,mteb_emotion i always feel rushed during these emails which i dont like but asa este,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like now its more of sweet apple now,joy,mteb_emotion i was so impressed with the show especially for hs and i was moved by these talented kids but then again i feel very passionate about productions and music and theatre in schools so i am always happy to endorse many hs productions throughout their seasons during this time,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i should be supporting them somehow but im not sure how,joy,mteb_emotion i have a lot going on in my life and feel overwhelmed,fear,mteb_emotion i took for granted a few weeks ago is really weird and makes me feel really agitated and frustrated,anger,mteb_emotion i also know what it feels like to be in a relationship where you feel like a burden and too much and not worth loving or pursuing and its just,joy,mteb_emotion i know what you mean about feeling agitated,fear,mteb_emotion i am feeling pressured to blog the bad,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like being sociable and just aaaah,joy,mteb_emotion i didnt feel at all deprived having it in my chai this morning,sadness,mteb_emotion i was feeling very unsure of myself and at near breaking point,fear,mteb_emotion i remember leaving church feeling invigorated every sunday and tuesday night,joy,mteb_emotion i will nolonger tell anybody how i feel or what im thinking cause all it seems to do is get me more hated than i already am,sadness,mteb_emotion i asked her what she meant by shes gonna feel jealous having loada of girls over me and then she said maybee i do like you a bitt,anger,mteb_emotion i feel that i am supporting the troops by demanding that we not send our young men and women into harm s way to bear arms against a country that has done nothing to threaten us at any point,joy,mteb_emotion i feel all funny sometimes,surprise,mteb_emotion i am feeling crampy and cranky,anger,mteb_emotion i indicated then i was feeling quite overwhelmed with work responsibilities teaching traveling and writing,fear,mteb_emotion i just say that i am not even feeling embarrassed when i pause and rewind my dvred commercials if the breaking dawn preview comes on,sadness,mteb_emotion i spend a lot of time feeling disappointed with myself for not doing a better job at attaining my goals,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel stressed but i love the feeling of the calming spirit of my heavenly father and the feeling to keep working,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel more thankful being greeted by many friends and families,joy,mteb_emotion i no longer feel doomed to falling into the abyss with no way out,sadness,mteb_emotion i bought it at urban outfitters so it could fit mm film and have been feeling remorseful ever since,sadness,mteb_emotion i just can t feel accepted,joy,mteb_emotion ive a feeling briar beagle would give me one of her disgusted looks if i even tried exercising her in these souless surroundings,anger,mteb_emotion i just need to accept to be treated like a princess everyday without feeling dumb about the situation,sadness,mteb_emotion i just got up from a nap feeling really rotten so exhausted that i feel like i could just wilt onto the floor just sitting here,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel very indecisive about it,fear,mteb_emotion i feel if the pressure vessel has been seriously damaged then far more radiation would have leaked he said,sadness,mteb_emotion i have better things to do than to feel humiliated,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel check the wonder in all that you see you ve got to get loving unconditionally,joy,mteb_emotion ive been feeling a bit melancholy,sadness,mteb_emotion i believe that feeling accepted in a non judgemental way can be healing,joy,mteb_emotion i do feel stressed,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel benevolent enough to buy them some peanuts and other treats,joy,mteb_emotion i feel fine class pin it button count layout horizontal pin it,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so worthless and useless these past weeks just because im a certified by stander at home,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel immensely distracted by the barrage of media i receive solicit,anger,mteb_emotion ive been feeling from my adoring fans that would be teh whole like of you who are my friends here i felt brave and excited and ventrured forth with guitar in hand to a local open mic night,joy,mteb_emotion i love and captured an atmospheric feeling in their landscapes that really impressed me,surprise,mteb_emotion is hand started fondling his aching cock through the fabric of his boxers and he instinctively arched his back to feel more of the delicious sensation,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling energized productive and creative,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling lucky to have him,joy,mteb_emotion i feel is vital to keeping my spirit young even as my body fades,joy,mteb_emotion i feel agitated and annoyed more than worried or fearful but these feelings can easily lead to being short tempered with my family and feelings of disharmony,fear,mteb_emotion i still feel scared every time i go into a strange place,fear,mteb_emotion i don t feel the author s talented,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so jaded and bored,sadness,mteb_emotion im pretty sure and its been about a week and a half so although im feeling kind of betrayed and disillusioned by men at the moment everythings okay,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like ive lost my mind,sadness,mteb_emotion i could just take my beliefs and feelings and lock them in a safe somewhere until i get my human life squared away i and just about everyone i know would be a lot happier or perhaps not,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling sinfully horny this sunday morning,joy,mteb_emotion i just feel like someone out there has to listen and be sympathetic and then,joy,mteb_emotion ive feeling a little blank and could think of nothing to write about which might be interesting to explore or had my mind captivated,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel as the sleep drained from my head i sat up my dog nudging me for affection my wife too has been wanting affection,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel to aid other women with infertility disorders this valuable individual guidance is offered for a restricted number of people,joy,mteb_emotion i remember feeling envious but then why would a young healthy person envy someone who s just barely survived,anger,mteb_emotion im still feeling very emotional,sadness,mteb_emotion im in that last bit of sleep before i get up in the morning i feel like that emotional energy just waits for me,sadness,mteb_emotion i know nothing is going to change even i feel very envious to these people but i cant stop feeling jealous to these people because its a human beings instinct to act so,anger,mteb_emotion im happy i feel out of energy and not very inspired to do my crafts,joy,mteb_emotion i was struck by the masculine feel of the strong graphics and deep colors in this months painting nighthawks by edward hopper,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like youre just not there some body that im trying to be affectionate with it feels like im molesting some stranger i dont even know,joy,mteb_emotion i think it s the opposite i get to feel defeated because i was doing everything possible to keep baby healthy and my sugars in check,sadness,mteb_emotion i am trying not to feel bitter but how else can i feel when it seems my desire is pretty much impossible,anger,mteb_emotion i feel if i am nagged i stop caring,joy,mteb_emotion i just feel totally useless today,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel honored to receive the grassroots preservation award,joy,mteb_emotion i feel contented just hearing him said that hellip,joy,mteb_emotion i am reminded of pavement yurusei yatsura and coheed and cambria without feeling offended that they have ripped them off,anger,mteb_emotion i feel no positive regard,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling a lot less ugly duckling and a lot more a href http,sadness,mteb_emotion i suppose if one was feeling generous one could say i was stressed by the elevator ride,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling kind of melancholy and really want to go home and cuddle up with my boys,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like the people that i myself love want and need don t talk to me and don t connect with me anymore because they have fucked up mental health and emotional problems that i can t help contribute contain understand or encompass,anger,mteb_emotion i feel that the suffering is more than i can bear i take refuge in the lord in the blessed sacrament and i speak to him with profound silence,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel afraid agn lol whats new,fear,mteb_emotion i am writing and sharing here is much more about my own story and what i believe with all my heart the world needs to know the riches we have in god than me feeling angry towards or trying to bash the people and leaders and parents,anger,mteb_emotion im feeling dazed and alot of things in my mind,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel so scared when the voices from there start to speak to me,fear,mteb_emotion i feel very honoured to have been part of the bond family and very much hope i have a chance to work with them again sometime in the future,joy,mteb_emotion i feel insulted pete edochie responds to death,anger,mteb_emotion i feel but not to such a hostile extent,anger,mteb_emotion i always feel so pressured,fear,mteb_emotion i electrocuted my thumb and i cant type too well because i cant really you know feel some of my fingers as an acceptable excuse for a late paper,joy,mteb_emotion i carried my phone in my pocket and didn t feel the pull to get lost in it,sadness,mteb_emotion i sit here writing this i feel unhappy inside,sadness,mteb_emotion i could feel my mother s sympathetic dread as i was diagnosed,joy,mteb_emotion i get disappointed it makes me feel so rejected especially being disappointed by a loved one,sadness,mteb_emotion i left there feeling brow beaten,sadness,mteb_emotion i am feeling vulnerable nervous worried anxious and a bit lost,fear,mteb_emotion i was feeling defeated i usually pick things up easily this way but i just wasn t getting it,sadness,mteb_emotion i am most certainly an acquired taste but lately many of those around me have seemed to feel the taste to be bitter,anger,mteb_emotion i feel i am rich because my life both real and online is filled with friends and family with whom i would not want to live without,joy,mteb_emotion i feel bad saying this because i should be happy but i dont think this way that im going is for me anymore,sadness,mteb_emotion ive been feeling afraid a lot lately,fear,mteb_emotion i see momo feel shy momo hmmm gt me heyy momo,fear,mteb_emotion i feel amused looking at the little turtle who sneaked in with them,joy,mteb_emotion i purple month doesnt feel surprised in fact zhuo feng up many pupils all clear xiao her identity dont even say main star feng of young,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel like there is no way out being humiliated by asa a guy i was obssessed about who played an embarrassing joke on me getting caught by tabbys wife tabby is a lover i once had who was married and i blindly fell in love with him,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like breathing is as delicate as dried rose petals sometimes,joy,mteb_emotion im thankful because i feel somewhat energetic instead of the dead fish that i would become every time every chemo,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so honored today and i want to share the emotion and my gratitude because i received a very complimentary email from someone who reads thought provoking perspectives,joy,mteb_emotion ive tried bare minerals but it makes me feel like my face is dirty,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel quite passionate about and that is how old should children be to undergo beauty treatments,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i m going to struggle and fail and suffer and be really dumb,sadness,mteb_emotion im feel a little bit shy to talked to her for a second but manage myself because i saw from her eyes that theres something with this girl,fear,mteb_emotion i love that this is a place a series with no real heroes and i love that the way the couples in these books fall in love feels just as violent and crazy as the place that they call home,anger,mteb_emotion i will feel more lively and full of bounce,joy,mteb_emotion i am and always have been a very sincere nice feeling sociable compassionate helpful girl,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like an obnoxious nagging call times everyday tag alonger that he is finally sick of tolerating and is now just giving the cold shoulder,anger,mteb_emotion i was feeling especially shy and awkward because i didn t know many people there,fear,mteb_emotion im still feeling a little groggy from the lack of sleep so i shall try to replenish it,sadness,mteb_emotion i have been sitting at home revising today and all in all feeling quite stressed,anger,mteb_emotion i guess feelings aren t meant to be inhibited or prohibited,fear,mteb_emotion i embraced feeling thankful that the middle wall of partition had thus far been broken down,joy,mteb_emotion i began to feel very strange,fear,mteb_emotion i didn t feel pressured or constrained in my choices to behave in a particular way i just felt very busy,fear,mteb_emotion i had one of my low carb meal bars for breakfast and was feeling smug when i spotted the left over pies muffins and attractive foods,joy,mteb_emotion im going through life feeling now rather than being totally numb,sadness,mteb_emotion i dont want flowers or candy but the kind of guy that knows i like thinly sliced limes in my mineral water because it makes me feel glamorous and is humored by how pretentious that is,joy,mteb_emotion i feel unprotected a class post count link href http reprogramming in process,sadness,mteb_emotion i always feel really confident of my life and my choices when i go home,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling more and more frustrated with each session he attended,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like in the last year especially i ve gone from a girl to a woman and despite how hesitant i have always been about getting older next year i will be twenty four i am surprised at how pleased i am to have done so,fear,mteb_emotion i feel attacked or insulted it is helpful to realize that the idea of attack is alive and well in my own mind,anger,mteb_emotion ive missed that feeling and ive missed being there and ive missed having something to work towards that keeps my focus on me and keeps it off of my phone and the potential trouble it can get me in,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling a bit uncomfortable with myself too,fear,mteb_emotion i know that i have it nowhere near as worse as my brethren overseas but right now i feel like im being physically emotionally and spiritually assaulted,fear,mteb_emotion i am feeling so reluctant and overwhelmed i try to think of the alternative abandoning that dream,fear,mteb_emotion i usually like sam but sometimes he gets downright whiny and i ll admit that all the mistakes he made due to sibling rivalry and pride that eventually led to the end of season kind of made me feel less tragic about the whole thing,sadness,mteb_emotion i hope shes feeling generous today and treat me to japanese food or something haha have a great day,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling a bit offended,anger,mteb_emotion i offend easily when i feel my intelligence is insulted,anger,mteb_emotion i always feel a bit awkward when i comment on someone s blog because i invariably go on rabbit trails and feel as though i ve been overstepping myself so i d like to tell you if you find yourself feeling the same way that i do not mind in the slightest,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like we may be coming to the point in the tv series where the show is incredibly popular but sadly the writers are coming to the end of their story lines and soon there will be nothing left to keep the plot a float,joy,mteb_emotion i was entertaining myself with this memory while at the same time feeling like that guy in that movie dazed and confused who says i just keep on getin older and the girls stay the same age,surprise,mteb_emotion i had to continue to enforce my no playdate policy which meant i continued to feel angry twice over each day once during a horrible morning drop off and once in the afternoon when i reminded noah that no he couldnt play because of the bad drop off missing mommy,anger,mteb_emotion i woke up feeling groggy and grumpy and like the last thing i wanted to do was make dinner,sadness,mteb_emotion i wake up feeling like something terrifyingly bad is bound to happen to me before i even get a chance to stick a limb outside of my covers,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel god in my life more now than i ever have before and things are so wonderful right now,joy,mteb_emotion i do feel like ive been a neglectful friend but its due to the fact that i feel like a hinderance so i just stay away,sadness,mteb_emotion i did not know this i could not look out upon the sea and sky without feeling mildly discontent,sadness,mteb_emotion i hate feeling like this this is bullshit ok i m so done bye,joy,mteb_emotion i tasted some hari raya cookies and feeling greedy i would go and prebook their kueh makmur and tart because i know their hygiene standard and ingredients,anger,mteb_emotion i sit here feeling drained i really wonder what will i do when i reach that point,sadness,mteb_emotion i buy something i go out and look at what else i didnt buy and then after a bit of comparison here and there i suddenly feel dissatisfied with my purchase,anger,mteb_emotion ive been feeling incredibly inadequate more so than usual and its gotten to a point where i almost feel paralyzed by it,sadness,mteb_emotion im amazed how many men say they feel unloved if the house is messy and they have to fix their own dinner,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel a restless weekend heading our way,fear,mteb_emotion i feel ugly i cover myself with a beautiful blanket in a make believe gown,sadness,mteb_emotion i always said i felt so blessed to have him and today that feeling is been reassured many times,joy,mteb_emotion i cant do strappy shoes at work i just feel weird so i took these off thrifted ninewest,fear,mteb_emotion i love the fact that i look as best i can and i feel terrific because i eat right and constantly exercise,joy,mteb_emotion i decent article which i knew likely had good information because my initial response was to feel offended and want to argue despite the fact that it was talking about not doing exactly that,anger,mteb_emotion i have moments where i just feel so overwhelmed that my eyes well up with tears,fear,mteb_emotion i started feeling thankful for food for being able to enjoy such delicious things and got into cooking and baking healthy meals for my family,joy,mteb_emotion i don t want to tag people who think this is silly but if there are people out there who want to be tagged i wouldn t want to make them feel unwelcome,sadness,mteb_emotion im taking is allowing me to get sleep which is wonderful but its leaving me feeling very groggy and nauseated,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel an unpleasant drop in my stomach as the elevator doors open at my floor,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel that this is a highly talented bunch when roling on all cyclinders,joy,mteb_emotion i feel his hand on me to stay faithful,joy,mteb_emotion i was so focused on my heavy breathing my even strides the drops of sweat on my forehead that i forgot to feel socially awkward,sadness,mteb_emotion i cant help feeling this way,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like i would order carryout from if i lived in the area i am still curious to try some of their other tacos,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel that i am afraid of whatever ad anything that will happen and idc is it good or bad i am just afraid and i hope god you will help me in whatever i do,fear,mteb_emotion i entered the living room i had a horrible feeling aching in the depths of my stomach,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel very glad that finland s well known visual artist vesa kivinen had called me to work with him,joy,mteb_emotion i feel relatively safe normal or whatever you might call it,joy,mteb_emotion i feel bitchy saying it but i think that next saturday i just want to be alone,anger,mteb_emotion i feel very honored to have been shortlisted within the patient ambassador volunteer category which recognises members of the public and staff who provide outstanding help and support through volunteering or providing patient opinions either on a public partnership forum or on a patients panel,joy,mteb_emotion i feel quite helpless in all of this so prayer is the most effective tool i have because i have no answers and there is nothing else i can offer them right now,sadness,mteb_emotion i know that you feel pretty disgusted by the nonstop lefty propaganda the ministry churns out but of the public isn t that tuned in,anger,mteb_emotion i feel complacent and satisfied,joy,mteb_emotion i ventured into fabrics amp fabrics on a whim yesterday feeling a bit nervous knowing i would be tempted beyond my comfor,fear,mteb_emotion i havent been feeling homesick knowing they were all getting together to enjoy my mums cooking did make me want a teleporter,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel ugly and hated,sadness,mteb_emotion i was feeling whether it be mad sad disappointed or peaceful,anger,mteb_emotion i feel as if we have a talented enough team to win some games and go deep into the tournament,joy,mteb_emotion i feel i was so innocent to have only one dream to fill my brain and to be crazy about it,joy,mteb_emotion i never feel depressed because my cancer and i have learnt to live and sleep with each other,sadness,mteb_emotion i can feel the pressure falling more so on my shoulders and im feeling slightly doubtful of myself which leads to unhappy thoughts not usually like my optimistic self i must say,fear,mteb_emotion i kind of feel a little petty about this,anger,mteb_emotion i hostage negotiator on her case has her feeling hopeful about her future,joy,mteb_emotion i believe that people should choose the causes they feel passionate about and do what they can and i have no right or desire to push my own charities as more worthy than another,joy,mteb_emotion i feel privileged to be allowed into the sanctum of her studio the many different paintings and studies lining the walls morph and grow week on week,joy,mteb_emotion i grew up feeling rejected by my male peers,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like that is where i can make my most valued input and tried to do as much as possible to ensure i did an equal part in the construction,joy,mteb_emotion i described how i was feeling the feeling of being out of control and completely restless the fear of what could still happen my obsession with trying to do it all and the fact that it was just not working,fear,mteb_emotion i feel very important in my fancy room with my fancy furniture and nice view of downtown dallas,joy,mteb_emotion i wanna feel good again,joy,mteb_emotion i never feel like im not supporting,joy,mteb_emotion i want you to snap out of it and simply feel simply live laugh enjoy this life no matter how idiotic it is,sadness,mteb_emotion i assumed it would feel casual,joy,mteb_emotion i will admit and it left me feeling shaken and a bit of a goose,fear,mteb_emotion i feel it is dangerous especially for the new believer who is not grounded in the word of god,anger,mteb_emotion when we rearranged furniture in our flat and got stuck in a chair,anger,mteb_emotion i persevered through the storm of rejections feeling confident that i was doing what god had called me to do,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling comfortable in the first fight i saw things that were working for me but i m expecting a better rendall munroe because i think he might have underestimated me first time around,joy,mteb_emotion im not quite sure how she really feels about it because im pretty sure that she realizes that she is going to miss getting to watch the parade which is something she really enjoys,joy,mteb_emotion i feel somewhat fake in the group,sadness,mteb_emotion i was feeling particularly pissed off and wanted to go to a party,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like im still quite bad at describing my feelings with good words and beautiful phrases,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so heartbroken over paul walker s tragic disappearance the life of someone so generous beautiful and talented should not end this way as other horrible individuals keep on living torturing assaulting and killing people,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel perfectly mellow,joy,mteb_emotion i feel i have to give credit to jen mitchell for her gorgeous card a href http www,joy,mteb_emotion i am alternating between feeling thrilled to see my dads family this weekend and terrified that i will be a black sheep among their normalcy,joy,mteb_emotion i feel for my sweet boy,joy,mteb_emotion i feel about as helpless and superfluous as i did when jenn had elaine naturally,fear,mteb_emotion i thought i didnt feel anything anymore it was over it was ok well today a different story i feel him i want him my heart hurts thinking he wont be around i still want him around i guess its still valid,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling better so hopefully things start falling back into the old routine,joy,mteb_emotion i hope you feel incredibly cool now,joy,mteb_emotion i watched the news at the tv,anger,mteb_emotion i didn t really go looking for it but i can definately see where the enjorlas marius ship comes from though sadly i feel it s mostly one sided and that marius is nothing more than a rich schoolboy following his whims without thoughts to the concequences,joy,mteb_emotion i feel i should as a gracious gesture apologizing for my latest post about the osp and the rand license terms,joy,mteb_emotion i get people asking me what it feels like to be the most hated man in dallas county said assessor steve helm,sadness,mteb_emotion i have reported feeling marginalized intimidated and or subjected to threats of retaliation,fear,mteb_emotion im not sure if im more at peace with our situation or if im just not feeling as bitter about it but in the past five months something has changed within me,anger,mteb_emotion i am feeling profoundly peaceful,joy,mteb_emotion i feel bad then for not accepting who i am,sadness,mteb_emotion i have tried sorting out the area for the cat houses this lunchtime but i guess after the printer ordeal i am feeling quite uptight so it has been put on hold,fear,mteb_emotion i made that make me feel dumb and dumber,sadness,mteb_emotion i have power feeling to justify their laziness and being bitchy against skinny girls,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like my sweet company is finally coming together,joy,mteb_emotion im making some more mood icons right now to let you see how i feel and think and of course its all charming,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i am not accepted here i and bucking this force that is coming from all quarters that tells me that something is wrong with me if i am not married with children,joy,mteb_emotion i apologise if the pictures are not very good quality but if youre stuck for ideas feel free to check out the websites in the captions,joy,mteb_emotion i feel fine now even though ive just burned the dinner oops,joy,mteb_emotion i feel for this divine landmass and all the respect i bear in my heart for the greatness residing on it,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like but im not very fond of that word,joy,mteb_emotion i feel vulnerable not knowing what is to come and i feel like the rest of my life depends on today,fear,mteb_emotion i feel so damn agitated,anger,mteb_emotion i feel confident around him and i am always there if he needs help,joy,mteb_emotion i feel annoyingly isolated in the hostel with all those people talking outside the room etc,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like alcoholism is something that is widely accepted as the norm in gay culture,joy,mteb_emotion im just now realizing i didnt have a diet coke today and that makes me feel proud regardless of the other junk i consumed today,joy,mteb_emotion i also feel i have accepted my dark side and am finally realizing what of my dark side is healthy,joy,mteb_emotion i have spoken about before but the feeling is getting stronger and i am curious if others have similar thoughts,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel a bit dull by it all,sadness,mteb_emotion i hope it is because he understands the way i feel i hope he sees what he could miss and is putting the petty negative thoughts aside,anger,mteb_emotion i feel so blessed to be able to share it with you all,joy,mteb_emotion i feel a little virtuous doing these things but on the other hand nini s tasted better,joy,mteb_emotion i say i want to be more of people person but i feel very mellow right now,joy,mteb_emotion i pull out one of my favorite books to make myself feel miserable,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel convinced that im going to shy away from whatever is really good for me,joy,mteb_emotion i feel kind of awkward about doing this here goes,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like i should not be surprised at this development,surprise,mteb_emotion i am of snuffling and feeling dull,sadness,mteb_emotion i need to feel creative and productive,joy,mteb_emotion i am who god has chosen to help my daughter become the woman god intended her to be even if i don t feel perfect,joy,mteb_emotion i am not feeling too bad except that my ribs are aching and i have a pulled muscle in my shoulder blade region from all my excruciating hours of hacking my lungs out last night,sadness,mteb_emotion i am at the point of feeling resentful toward him and i don t want to be,anger,mteb_emotion i write this i feel oddly calm like wanting to just relax in a big chair or lay out in the sun,joy,mteb_emotion i feel really inspired,joy,mteb_emotion i do know that i tell some people if i feel that their question is sincere some of my sacred treasures,joy,mteb_emotion i can sit here and cry and feel wronged but it wont change the outcome,anger,mteb_emotion i was worried that maybe she was sleeping so well because she wasn t getting enough milk and was feeling lethargic,sadness,mteb_emotion i am going to actively learn more about these genres and or practice them so i can feel what i should feel as a dancer gt fearless courageous confident phew,joy,mteb_emotion i started feeling a little stressed about leaving on time and making sure we got the getting ready pictures i wanted but everything seemed to workout perfectly,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like an ugly monster where i cannot show who i really am lest i seem weird or just plainly an outcast,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel a little guilty that we have this exceptional little girl from ethiopia home and in our arms but this blog continues to surround goosey,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel the need to layer on fake tan for a night out to give me a bit of colour my clothes do it for me,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel a real emotional connection to the ice queen from the north now that you have revealed that inhumanity runs in her bloody family,sadness,mteb_emotion i have been designing earrings for some of my customers bridesmaids which i feel honoured to do,joy,mteb_emotion i could adopt and what messages i could think about to help make me feel more peaceful more grateful and just happier right now,joy,mteb_emotion i feel quite worthless but i hear that that is pretty normal for north americans at this point,sadness,mteb_emotion i don t feel well enough to cook,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so bad about it and hes stood there bewildered,sadness,mteb_emotion i could feel hundreds of loving people all around the world connecting with earth it was simply beautiful,joy,mteb_emotion i feel accepted and loved by a community of derby girls that i helped to create,joy,mteb_emotion i feel utterly disgusted with myself right now and am contemplating death every waking moment ever since she uttered those few words,anger,mteb_emotion i often feel confused as to whether i have bipolar or just a really hard core sinful nature,fear,mteb_emotion i am feeling very thankful,joy,mteb_emotion i feel privileged to have played against him,joy,mteb_emotion i read it at a time amp place where i was feeling less than perfect,joy,mteb_emotion im happy but i feel all this pressure to do one thing or another amp it makes me unhappy,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel it is worthwhile to give you all a more in depth city sized if you will look at one of our cycle days,joy,mteb_emotion i was still feeling so exhausted from my workouts on monday and tuesday that all i did was go for a walk at the park for about,sadness,mteb_emotion i grabbed my dog and hugged her fiercly for the next hour or so until i began to feel a bit like myself again but i havent completly shaken the feeling and have been feeling rather depressed anxious all day,fear,mteb_emotion i admit that i am jet lagged so during the daylight i feel groggy almost hung over while at night when everyone is tucked in and snoozing a light pops in my brain and i transform into the ever ready bunny,sadness,mteb_emotion i often throw myself into work when i m not with them that same maxim from last week if i feel discouraged the way i move forwards is to offer encouragement to others,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel a lot better about the way i wrote this bit of the code,joy,mteb_emotion i was supposed to feel sympathy for emma im afraid i failed,fear,mteb_emotion i feel inside this life is like a game sometimes then you came around me the walls just dissapeared nothing to surround me keep me from my fears im unprotected see how ive opened up youve made me trust coz ive never felt like this before im naked around you does it show,sadness,mteb_emotion i have no energy to get angry or upset anymore i just feel a little resigned,sadness,mteb_emotion i cant tell you how many times in the four months we have been seeing each other seriously that we have had to have serious emotional talks because one or both of us was feeling tender,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling so emotional about your brothers arrival,sadness,mteb_emotion im even feeling liked by the girls who hate pretty much everyone,joy,mteb_emotion i go through my day feeling your movements and am amazed that something so miraculous is happening in my body its like a special secret only you and i have,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel is valuable and i want to share,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so unloved without you next to me but when im with you,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel myself falling into the pit of buying it from her i think he s for real i m just skeptical of the women,fear,mteb_emotion i was learning to just deal with the nausea amp manage the unpleasantness of it at work trying to keep anyone from knowing but my sister told me there was no need to suffer amp feel miserable amp to call my dr for some zofran,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling greedy for right now,anger,mteb_emotion i justified in feeling slighted or am i just being ungrateful,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like it s waiting in the wings just patiently waiting for me to be distracted enough so it can take me down and take everything i love in this world away and destroy me,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like i fucked up big time but i have to protect a and myself,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like my mind is blank and empty,sadness,mteb_emotion i don t feel comfortable playing games with them presenting the bad guy as really a misunderstood good guy or vice versa,joy,mteb_emotion i listen to the advice of my eating disorder will i actually feel better,joy,mteb_emotion i bought the gb iphone i got a apple store credit i feel like they were sympathetic to early buyers and responded appropriately,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling a lot more optimistic about my future,joy,mteb_emotion i feel pissed off and angry,anger,mteb_emotion i couldnt help feeling for him and this awful predicament he lives with on a daily and nightly basis and i was just so glad that once bel started to see the light he stuck it out and stood by daniel whilst no one else did including his family who im afraid i got really disgusted with,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling so completely mellow and perfect tonight,joy,mteb_emotion i feel curious because i would like to explore what is at the top of the helterskelter like plant,surprise,mteb_emotion ive learned that there are angels on earth who feel me as i feel them who stand by with a loving thought a healing heart or a steady hand just as i would also offer without a moments hesitation in return always,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that the packaging is really lovely and the product itself just does everything you ask,joy,mteb_emotion i feel ive ignored it too long this year,sadness,mteb_emotion i know different because i feel in your hugs and kisses that im perfect just the way i am,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling a little more relaxed i am certainly not feeling refreshed thanks to drunk dudes who decided letting off fireworks every half an hour all night would be super fun and the fact that it s impossible to sleep in the freezing cold with a complaining toddler but i have certainly rebooted,joy,mteb_emotion i definitely feel there s some useful information here for anyone facing similar questions to those i had during this time of my life,joy,mteb_emotion i too feel a sense of melancholy for them,sadness,mteb_emotion im sad if some people are unhappy about the flag for religious reasons but i know many religious people who do not feel it goes against their faith and they are very supportive,joy,mteb_emotion i don t feel brave though,joy,mteb_emotion i walked near the hotel and i felt very obvious and uneasy all the warnings about petty crime i read in the guidebook and maybe some residual from years ago left me feeling threatened,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like i m finally losing that stubborn little bit of extra stuff in my lower belly,anger,mteb_emotion i am feeling overwhelmed by trying to do it all that i think on the women before me,surprise,mteb_emotion i remember feeling so frightened that i could feel emotions at that high a level,fear,mteb_emotion i feel inside coz i m so fucking horny,joy,mteb_emotion i have tested positive but i have never taken drugs and i feel innocent says martina,joy,mteb_emotion im so proud of you no words can describe the way that makes my heart feel thank you god for my supportive amazing hubbard,joy,mteb_emotion i have made about sex i feel that women enjoy sex when their body and emotions are admired and respected,joy,mteb_emotion i feel no need to work up acceptable conversation fodder,joy,mteb_emotion i had just hiked up and down a long steep hillside loaded with grass and bushes so i was feeling pretty doubtful id be able to find it,fear,mteb_emotion i really like the color scheme since it makes me feel peaceful clean and simple,joy,mteb_emotion i feels so lame,sadness,mteb_emotion i personally feel that it is a very creative present and everything packed inside a brown paper bag,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so fearless in these post grieving days,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so blessed to be married to him because he loves his stepchildren,joy,mteb_emotion i dropped martin back off i was the dd i pulled in and because i was feeling exceptionally outgoing waved and talked to some of my neighbors downstairs,joy,mteb_emotion i feel more faithful than ever,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling relieved to feel myself again,joy,mteb_emotion i sometimes feel a bit unwelcome,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel complacent at the moment,joy,mteb_emotion i feel most passionate about that arouse my emotions seem to be the things i need to learn something about my emotion tells me there is a need to grow in some direction,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that it only makes you a person that i love who happened to do something that i don t find acceptable,joy,mteb_emotion i have not only not lost any yarn overs but am now done with my first lace project and feeling pretty pleased,joy,mteb_emotion i want you to know that if i become prime minister in less than a year s time i will be proud to do so as a friend of israel a jew and most of all someone who feels so proud to be part of the community gathered here today,joy,mteb_emotion i feel somewhat safe to give hosting a try,joy,mteb_emotion i don t follow too many people and i don t have too many followers however i have a feeling that the people that i am talking about may know who they are i m not trying to be rude i m just being real,anger,mteb_emotion i never feel lonely as long as people love and support my work,sadness,mteb_emotion i have so much going on in my life and am constantly running like crazy i can always steal a quiet moment to acknowledge this child and the overwhelming excitement and anticipation that i feel god is truly faithful and brings everything around,joy,mteb_emotion i suspect his reasoning may simply be to lull apple into feeling complacent,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so exhausted by a,sadness,mteb_emotion i prepare i feel thankful that these events touch upon so many different concerns in my poetry from language issues to pacific aesthetics from the avant garde to eco poetry,joy,mteb_emotion i met my present boyfriend on a boat trip to england we had said that we would call each other when we got back to sweden we were not going to the same town in england as soon as i walked in he called from england as he could not wait till he came home,joy,mteb_emotion i feel inspired so many thing i want to write down,joy,mteb_emotion im very hurt and i feel unimportant,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like uninstalling skype deactivateing all of my facebook amp hatena accounts since im becoming a hateful person amp i dont want to get any worse than i am right now,anger,mteb_emotion i began to feel shaky and nauseous and yearned for my connection to cairns to make up for some of the deprivation,fear,mteb_emotion i was feeling adventurous though so i went with some asian flavors of ginger and sesame oil for my salad,joy,mteb_emotion i was playing a sport in an advanced pe class and many of the people were not advanced,anger,mteb_emotion i cause extreme worry and distress ground to remember fondly you forever mary prepares to feel unfortunate time eventuallythe intense emotion have sexual lovein condescend to come she by hand puts out strength wu mouth dont let oneself cry out,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so greedy of holidays and forgetting my responsibilities,anger,mteb_emotion i mean i feel like a broke record sometimes,sadness,mteb_emotion i am feeling rather heartless because i recently heard the words unconditional love and could not find it in myself,anger,mteb_emotion i feel dissatisfied and more accustomed to healing,anger,mteb_emotion im feeling doubtful about all of the patterns and colors working together but we cant be sure until everything comes together,fear,mteb_emotion i want to get back in the habit of blogging about all the cool fun things im up to but am also trying to get out of this rut of only writing about feeling shitty,sadness,mteb_emotion i am still healing from having my heart broken still healing from broken dreams still doubting myself still feeling confused,fear,mteb_emotion i gents been feeling lousy over the last few weeks which ended up with a trip to the hospital last saturday which put a damper on the wedding anniversary,sadness,mteb_emotion i read about him and learn about him in his interviews the more i feel like i could never deserve someone so kind and compassionate,joy,mteb_emotion i feel thats just strange on wotcs behalf,surprise,mteb_emotion i take a walk in the park feeling joyful,joy,mteb_emotion i feel calm silent and protected by the definiteness of this existence,joy,mteb_emotion i want to feel assured that my life will be good and i know it will be when i trust the lord,joy,mteb_emotion i feel safe with berry,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling envious already,anger,mteb_emotion i suck up is the boring dull town and the feeling being missed by my family and bf,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like i have all these cute things but i dont feel comfortable in them and dont know how to put them together,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like an emotional cutter,sadness,mteb_emotion i wake up in morning and when i go to sleep at evening i feel that seed voice in my heart that is screaming out from my empty stitched heart,sadness,mteb_emotion i received the blanket i was absolutely amazed on how fluffy it is and extremely soft i really didnt think it was going to feel that amazing,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel that sometimes im not talented enough,joy,mteb_emotion i feel it would be foolish and perhaps a little disrespectful to consider doing the long hilly race,sadness,mteb_emotion i mention my oldest child before my youngest will her feelings be hurt,sadness,mteb_emotion i woke up today feeling kind of strange,fear,mteb_emotion im sick of feeling unimportant like nobody needs me,sadness,mteb_emotion i am feeling quite distressed and dejected over my battle with insomnia,fear,mteb_emotion i feel hated in cempaka,sadness,mteb_emotion i do feel numb but only because i have so many fucking feels that i ve shorted out from feeling them,sadness,mteb_emotion i often use disney to cheer me up when im feeling low and these past couple days have been no exception,sadness,mteb_emotion ive been feeling a little defeated maybe even over looked,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel shy because of what i am wearing,fear,mteb_emotion i can say is that as long as you enjoy the story it entertains you and makes you feel emotional whether it be sad happy angry disgusted or just plain horny then who really gives a damn,sadness,mteb_emotion i wept while jackson slept feeling overwhelmed by the feeling that i don t want to die,fear,mteb_emotion i feel confident to be me again in personal life and right when my work life was going well with my boss slowly understanding why i continually ask for and demand we address the tough issues that cause problems with our various departments,joy,mteb_emotion i dont know whether his presence is the reason why i feel more homesick for the uk than the us or just by being here makes me miss my former home,sadness,mteb_emotion i mentioned in my last blog that i have started to get the feeling that i have been pressured into studying things i do not like which has also made me into a person i might not fully be,fear,mteb_emotion i only do unwillingly and always leaves me feeling grouchy and unsettled,anger,mteb_emotion i have to give it to men as women we complain a lot about the heals we have to wear but at least we can wear a dress and feel cool in the summer,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i should be listening to chinesepod and working on my mandarin but what i really want to listen to is the savage love podcast or car talk,anger,mteb_emotion i feel assured that the guns are locked away in the gun safe making it impossible for any of the children to access them,joy,mteb_emotion i also feel this conversation could dovetail quite easily into another about images and objects that are ugly to serve the purpose of being ironic,sadness,mteb_emotion i dont want to make this blog something that i just whine on all the time but i feel like ive been beaten with a two by four or something,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel bad for them for wasting their time and effort for nothing,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel overwhelmed how about you,surprise,mteb_emotion i kept trying to make her feel better,joy,mteb_emotion i get making employees feel valued i really do but in this economy where another k jobs were dumped last week alone i suspect the majority of people are thinking like rudy and i thank god we still have a job,joy,mteb_emotion i feel lucky that theyve chosen to share their lives with me,joy,mteb_emotion i feel embarrassed enough,sadness,mteb_emotion im not feeling sorry for myself though because i just think of those poor people whom have lost their lives or everything they have due to sandy,sadness,mteb_emotion told by some people the class leader only choose his friends not true,anger,mteb_emotion i stop feeling guilty,sadness,mteb_emotion i know some people are more fond of the treat of going and getting a pedicure because you can just sit there and enjoy the wonderful feeling of someone else massaging your tender tootsies all the while flipping the pages of a book or magazine,joy,mteb_emotion i first read this book during college and it has helped me cope with the feeling of helplessness and fear of the uncertain future,fear,mteb_emotion i get to be creative if i feel like it or just sit and chat to customers the people are all lovely even kermit helps out see,joy,mteb_emotion i get the feeling donald is smart enough to educate himself through his own densely focused meanderings and their inherent shortcomings,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling frantic,fear,mteb_emotion i feel that it is extremely dangerous for her to be wandering out to sea,anger,mteb_emotion i am so grateful to have been filled up by general conference and to feel the joyful power of the spirit after such a wonderful weekend,joy,mteb_emotion i think your viewers tonight will enjoy the show coming from malm they will like some things be less fond of other things but hopefully they will feel entertained and smitten and feel the urge to cast a vote regardless if your country is voting tonight or not,joy,mteb_emotion i ever want to feel that vulnerable,fear,mteb_emotion i bought this doraemon backpack from a charity store i had every intention of putting it in my etsy store but i feel like its too cute to sell,joy,mteb_emotion im looking upon the next year as an adventure which very likely will make me curse mathematics and other subjects to hell but eventually make me feel relieved,joy,mteb_emotion i can put on it without words since i just cant type on that it was so lovely this morning yes im feeling sarcastic today,anger,mteb_emotion i feel kind of unwelcome in many catholic communities but i hope that isnt the case here,sadness,mteb_emotion i lift different now because it hurt so bad the day it happened that i can t get it out of my mind and i feel myself being a bit timid,fear,mteb_emotion i was feeling rather homesick today so i decided to make a list of typical city sight that might come in use should you decide to visit switzerlands largest city,sadness,mteb_emotion im sure ill feel more playful soon but i just cant right now,joy,mteb_emotion i couldnt feel more blessed at this time,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like rich purple and gold are a match made in heaven and this reinforces that belief,joy,mteb_emotion i sit in the same hostel i did nearly two months ago this time wearing a jacket and feeling as if my toes might be a little numb from the cold,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel lost without you,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel smart when i figure things out myself,joy,mteb_emotion i now im graduating in two days but i feel so sad right now,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel very naughty to step outside my species but you are compellingly different,joy,mteb_emotion i want to feel less stressed,sadness,mteb_emotion i still feel nervous,fear,mteb_emotion i am put in mind of an odd feeling of vicious cruel natural order here it seems no one is able to escape the town the cycles of predator and victim catching up with anyone trying to elevate themselves out of the mire,anger,mteb_emotion i feel more violent than ever right now,anger,mteb_emotion i feel ecstatic and privileged,joy,mteb_emotion i feel he will be perfect for this event,joy,mteb_emotion i came away from that expereince feeling like i had had an encounter with the divine,joy,mteb_emotion i feel slightly saddened to know that some of the kids have also resigned during my absence,sadness,mteb_emotion i sit here in the snowy ohio countryside on christmas eve feeling like i m in a postcard i m thrilled to announce that i found it,joy,mteb_emotion im not feeling very hopeful about the coming summer,joy,mteb_emotion i feel a bit like a naughty kid who went and spent their last pence on a bag full of e numbers guilty,joy,mteb_emotion i tune out the rest of the world and focus on the rhythm of the needles and the softness of the yarn and for that time i feel my most peaceful,joy,mteb_emotion i say i feel alone br style color line height,sadness,mteb_emotion i was feeling heartbroken and lonely i watched my second younger sibling get married leaving me the lone single adult in our family,sadness,mteb_emotion i lost a few pounds but i also started to feel really awful,sadness,mteb_emotion i enjoy about his work is the genuine feel and the pleasant message he is trying to deliver with all this,joy,mteb_emotion i knew except they ve lost that girly feeling and gained a graceful wisdom,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling a bit ungrateful and choose to correct that,sadness,mteb_emotion i notice how different this question is from why i am feeling so agitated,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like such a noob when the customers make really dull and stupid jokes that im supposed to find funny,sadness,mteb_emotion getting sent on a company expense trip to another state to work for a week at that plan,joy,mteb_emotion i feel insulted by how those heroes of cosplay goons said they don t care if you re if,anger,mteb_emotion i eat a good breakfast i feel more energetic throughout the whole day and don t feel that o clock slump,joy,mteb_emotion i feel very strongly about supporting charities that help children,joy,mteb_emotion i have ever seen in my life was laceys constant disapprovements of rikkis extreme happiness when she just wasnt feeling quite as carefree as he was,joy,mteb_emotion i started thinking about which spaces made me feel most creative and what characteristics they had,joy,mteb_emotion i usually ignore page invites that are irrelevant to me or facebook game invites because its impersonal and it feels insincere,anger,mteb_emotion i am feeling playful this morning,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like im a pathetic little desperation,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel totally completely accepted and loved while my heavenly abba was pointing out sin in my life,joy,mteb_emotion i feel fond of him though because he feels like an amalgamation of many people i already know,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like most teams would have appeased jackson at this point but the eagles are terribly stubborn,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like damaged goods no one will want me now,sadness,mteb_emotion i think i love her enough now to feel pretty insulted and rawr about it,anger,mteb_emotion i can t help feeling lucky little do i know,joy,mteb_emotion i also feel the need to say thank you to the boy who helped me realize the above for showing me an absolutely splendid and hot night,joy,mteb_emotion i can never tell him how i feel and it really sucks because i think he gets really bothered by that,anger,mteb_emotion ive also had a nosy on the website and seeing as its coming up to that time of year and im feeling strangely festive for once ive picked my top five products from the a href http www,joy,mteb_emotion i suppose its only natural that id start to feel a little homesick for new england at this time of year,sadness,mteb_emotion i really feel like we were successful in identifying some pretty scary early warning signs and sticking our foot in the door before it shut,joy,mteb_emotion i cant help but think if id just shut up if id just not made a big deal of what was essentially two adults meeting at the same table for a hot beverage then perhaps i wouldnt have spent the bulk of the weekend feeling like a stupid shit,sadness,mteb_emotion i have been feeling really stressed out due to homework and my studies that have increased rapidly over the last week,sadness,mteb_emotion im begging fate not to mess with the next cycle to let it look as pretty as this one so i can at least go in feeling reassured,joy,mteb_emotion i input class size medium wp image height src http techfeel in wp content uploads google hindi input x,joy,mteb_emotion ive got to learn to be mindful of how i feel all the time not just if im suspicious of a feeling,fear,mteb_emotion i am feeling much more relaxed,joy,mteb_emotion i feel it is acceptable to make requests using this name,joy,mteb_emotion i have a feeling there are a lot of pissed off people in sea org in hollywood where scientology has become the monster that devoured wa wonderfully sleazy bohemian area,anger,mteb_emotion i feel pained by this,sadness,mteb_emotion i am reading about s sewing circles and i feel completely happy if you cant spit in the face of imperialism at least be a lesbian,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling pretty fearless,joy,mteb_emotion i feel bouncy and twitchy all of a sudden,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like it s more of a mellow restive dream maker,joy,mteb_emotion i did not feel any passionate joy,joy,mteb_emotion i have nostalgic feelings i have met wonderful people online and the online internet is for me like my second life,joy,mteb_emotion i feel rejected for trying to find my path to a stronger relationship and bond with god,sadness,mteb_emotion i dont know how to deal with this i feel like its becoming apart if who i am im afraid that im going to associate it with regular things so that i will never forget it,fear,mteb_emotion i think it s to do with the fact that i know i don t have a lot of time to play catch up and also because my free time for the first time in what feels like forever is really my free time,joy,mteb_emotion i feel extremely privileged to live in a country where a vote is legitimate and matters,joy,mteb_emotion i feel a strange gratitude for the hated israeli occupation of sinai that lasted from to for actually recognizing the importance of sinais history,surprise,mteb_emotion im much more peaceful and happy when the house is clean the food is good and my kids arent feeling needy,sadness,mteb_emotion i felt that my birthday was my one day to feel special and i could do whatever i wanted,joy,mteb_emotion i feel depressed again,sadness,mteb_emotion i got up saturday morning feeling like crud but determined not to let it get the best of me,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that he is so determined to steal private industries away from citizens of this nation that he has given no time to fighting the real enemies of theu,joy,mteb_emotion i would say no not yet and i would feel superior and in fact self righteous even if i would not admit it back then because i remember looking at the point so i can see that the point did come up but i could did not face it to protect my ego,joy,mteb_emotion i feel very tender for anyone who is upset by the bee movie sort of like how you feel about old aunts who dont realize how prickly their whiskers are getting slightly repulsed but very sad for their decline,joy,mteb_emotion i sat up to embrace them and realised that two hours spent shaking my thang in an eighties bar celebrating the fact i am one year closer to death had left my ageing body feeling punished and my normally pink feet blackened,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so humiliated by my own self,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel it is a worthwhile item to me or within my company s mission,joy,mteb_emotion i feel the earth move tribute to carole king karaoke mix details rel nofollow target blank see more details compare prices img src http www,sadness,mteb_emotion im the only one with all the feelings and emotions and thats just pathetic of me to do so,sadness,mteb_emotion i can t say for certain why but it actually makes me feel amused and you can be sure it s not just me because other people from our offices told me they have the same a href http news,joy,mteb_emotion i feel defeated but its okay hahaha my mid term holiday was good,sadness,mteb_emotion i decided to lay down in my bed but then i started to feel really violent like i wanted to punch and kick things except i didnt wnat to hurt anything,anger,mteb_emotion i want to say i feel numb but if i was numb i wouldnt have this pain and i probably wouldnt be able to cry so much,sadness,mteb_emotion i go again sometime in the future id probably just stick with the african tram which comes with entry fee maybe id spring for the asian tram and if i was feeling particularly brave i might even try the hot air balloon which i thought was reasonable priced at,joy,mteb_emotion i always feel very shocked by that me threatening,surprise,mteb_emotion i was supposed to be alright with not even feeling comfortable in my own home not being able to cook meals without a year old helping me ok with the mounting pile of water and utility bills,joy,mteb_emotion i am not proud to be british i am not glad to be young and i most certainly do not feel blessed by opportunity,joy,mteb_emotion whenever i put myself in others shoes and try to make the person happy,anger,mteb_emotion i feel absolutely devastated that gaia is being pushed to her limit in spite of the great strides we seem to be making with all the media attention lately,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel around someone the more idiotic i feel hence the unintelligible blabbering,sadness,mteb_emotion i was feeling content and oh so happy with my life,joy,mteb_emotion i found myself feeling a bit overwhelmed,surprise,mteb_emotion i don t know how i feel i guess it s one of those moments where you want to feel like you re accepted even though whatever you did or did not get mattered to you the most,joy,mteb_emotion i wasn t sure what this gnawing feeling i was having but i was getting agitated sitting around doing nothing,anger,mteb_emotion i dont remember how january was like last year thats why i need a real diary but this one is feeling bitter dark and boring,anger,mteb_emotion i normally find intimidating but shes crazy about tiny little foreign food places and people like her so i feel less socially intimidated when im with her,fear,mteb_emotion i feel quite researched and intelligent about my confidence in consuming meat,joy,mteb_emotion i ate something wrong so i feel terrible all day,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like the place is even more messy,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel unprotected even while travelling alone,fear,mteb_emotion i believe feeling duality suffering soul growth tells of an ending or a decline or a change of direction often one associated with emotions and it offers one possible response to that decline or change moving on,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel really uptight and unable to unwind,fear,mteb_emotion im learning mandarin chinese now in preparation for a trip to tianjin this september and already only four lessons in i feel like i have a handle on the basics and im thrilled to have some insight into a language that had always been a total mystery to me,joy,mteb_emotion i think and it feels a little weird,fear,mteb_emotion i feel my truth is accepted and not judged because well,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like an indecisive idiot,fear,mteb_emotion i just couldn t decide what to feel she didn t tell me and then she blamed me because i never told her it would be like that,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel for vets the animals whose lives they save are always going to be hostile,anger,mteb_emotion i still feel more than anything else humiliated whenever i think of everything that s happened,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like i finally want to write about one of my vain hobbies makeup,sadness,mteb_emotion i regularly feel embarrassed about,sadness,mteb_emotion i then realized that if i want to shoot weddings of clients who i connect with and feel comfortable with i must allow them to get to know me,joy,mteb_emotion i checked the babys heartbeat and continued to feel him moving so besides feeling terrible i was at peace,sadness,mteb_emotion i found myself giggling and clapping my hands more often than a five year old at the ice cream wagon and there was never a point where i didnt feel genuinely entertained,joy,mteb_emotion i feel more virtuous just looking at the pictures in her books,joy,mteb_emotion i guess it doesn t help that i got sick on black friday and was forced against my will to maintain my promise to stay in but being back in the city feels amazing,surprise,mteb_emotion i did feel rather like a celebrity and widget stood and let herself be admired while she drank orange squash from my cup,joy,mteb_emotion i really feel like having my own space anymore is a really vain idea,sadness,mteb_emotion i can reasonably deduce that my grandfather did also love my mother but that doesn t negate the lifetime of damage that the feeling of being unloved and unwanted created in her,sadness,mteb_emotion im saying this having not read the book the characters were hard to empathise for and a lot of the time i found myself not feeling distraught when something happened but rather uninterested and blank,fear,mteb_emotion im spending less especially on stuff that wont last long not bringing tons of stuff into the house and i feel more positive about my holiday gift giving,joy,mteb_emotion i feel embarrassed for not having lost weight again and im afraid that another week of disappointing news at the scale will cause people to give up on me and stop following the blog,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel a little guilty that i am not doing the same and as i contemplate going back to get some money the prisoners begin to enter the room,sadness,mteb_emotion i careened from feeling confident in my abilities as a writer to being equally sure that i will never ever write anything worth reading,joy,mteb_emotion i feel very honoured to have been asked,joy,mteb_emotion i feel pathetic that i can hardly go a whole day not talking to him,sadness,mteb_emotion i have faith in supreme power and i accept everything and all incidence occuring in life sometimes like today it really makes me feel very very dull and i start crying,sadness,mteb_emotion i want you to feel just as humiliated as you made me feel in school,sadness,mteb_emotion i is desperate for kareena akshay kumar will play a double role in flash forward minissha says i still feel today amisha patel in a glamorous avtaar,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i just doomed myself,sadness,mteb_emotion always when i am well succeded,joy,mteb_emotion i felt so bad for the bad grade and feeling like having to hide it that i didnt know what to say except to declare in all my frustration that i hated school,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel assaulted by this shit storm of confusion anger and hurt feelings that tsunami d us both away from each other,fear,mteb_emotion i feel so fucking low,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel betrayed and angry and sad at the same time dammit,anger,mteb_emotion i feel reassured that the county government in my county takes the murder of an illegal immigrant in a back alley seriously enough to prosecute someone years later,joy,mteb_emotion i don t know how i feel about my submissive learning how to use a firearm,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so drained at the end of a novel because i try my very hardest to get something from it that will change and impact my life,sadness,mteb_emotion i was truly surprised and feel quite honored,joy,mteb_emotion i hate feeling alone too,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like if people accepted that wed get along a lot better,joy,mteb_emotion i feel the creative juices beginning to flow again,joy,mteb_emotion i feel suffocated and paranoid,fear,mteb_emotion i would call success and i was feeling pretty depressed about the state of clothes,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel soo lonely,sadness,mteb_emotion i see on wednesday im feeling fantastic these days and i can tell im getting smaller and smaller,joy,mteb_emotion i feel as though i am on another adventure and i am more curious about it than anything else,surprise,mteb_emotion i also feel the sidebar is messy,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel respected and secure where i can journey toward loving and be loved in return,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling relieved yet painful but something inside me is creepily numb i feel like a ghost in the hallways the way i used to just dont tell me its only another time to succumb,joy,mteb_emotion i feel more amazed and more thankful for having e in our lives,surprise,mteb_emotion i must confess that im still feeling very uncertain about how god is going to work everything out,fear,mteb_emotion i have this really bad feeling that cold is what i will be for a few months,anger,mteb_emotion ive been feeling sort of depressed,sadness,mteb_emotion i am just feeling as indecisive as ever i suppose,fear,mteb_emotion i felt abandoned for what seemed like the millionth time in my life and i spent the last several days feeling sorry for myself when i should have been picking myself up in order to help my friends,sadness,mteb_emotion i enjoy the day more when i feel cute,joy,mteb_emotion i was bonded to that point in time and still feel fond of this memory,joy,mteb_emotion i will remember to come to you when i feel beaten and depressed because in faith only can we truly be healed,sadness,mteb_emotion i sometimes feel is carried in my heart just by loving my child so fiercely,joy,mteb_emotion i feel she said quickly i am so glad,joy,mteb_emotion i understand that they are reacting to what we re doing i think they re observing us closely and i become happier i can actual feel that they re supporting us,joy,mteb_emotion i imagined being in form fitting clothing that was beautiful looking in the mirror and feeling proud being lighter and more energetic,joy,mteb_emotion i am starting to feel like maybe i do want a relationship im just to stubborn to admit it,anger,mteb_emotion i did feel appreciative of the money that was coming in,joy,mteb_emotion i feel are loyal especially after all ive experienced recently but i can trust him,joy,mteb_emotion i feel a pain in my own heart as every priestess in the temple drops as every single ven who is devoted to talia loses their devotions and takes a rank of injury equal to their devotion,joy,mteb_emotion i just feel so smug that we got the exploited and she gets bruno marzzz,joy,mteb_emotion ive been soo excited for him to feel and it was amazing,joy,mteb_emotion i feel kinda lousy about myself,sadness,mteb_emotion i know he does the same thing for so many passersby i feel special truly welcome in his country,joy,mteb_emotion i didnt start feeling the excitement until the movie was almost over and then it started coming in violent waves,anger,mteb_emotion i feel so blessed to have friends i can come to,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling very strange but this is also present movement and i am trying this as one of way,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like that s acceptable,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like im boring sometimes im okay with that,sadness,mteb_emotion i have felt the need to write out my sometimes anxious feelings impatient thoughts lists of things that still should could be done before this baby arrives,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like life is so vain,sadness,mteb_emotion i dropped off the script and left feeling dissatisfied with myself,anger,mteb_emotion im starting to feel really pathetic giving the bulk of my enthusiasm these days to the kardashians us weekly and roseanne marathons and completely ignoring this blog,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel love se inscrie intr un rafinament lejer romantic si extrem de feminin,joy,mteb_emotion i really wish i had more time to explore twitter as i feel like i lost a lot of time learning how to use the site,sadness,mteb_emotion i love doing yoga i love learning about it i love what it has made me and when i think about sharing that with yoga students of my own i feel so hopeful and excited,joy,mteb_emotion i went to training feeling very disheartened,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so glad doing this,joy,mteb_emotion i do is priceless and i feel so honoured for every mum and dad who trusts me with their new arrival,joy,mteb_emotion i felt really bad because claudia and i have always had an amazing time in la and i could feel that she was disappointed that this trip was not turning out to be as fun and amazing as it could have been,sadness,mteb_emotion i remember feeling nervous,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like my life has been taken over by a video game and im doomed to repeat the same set of circumstances over and over again until i collect all of the special powers knowledge and treasures to finally advance me to the next level,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like i m the one being punished,sadness,mteb_emotion i kept feeling wonderful as i ran and couldnt believe it,joy,mteb_emotion i feel less stress about doing pretty much any unpleasant obligation in life because i know that i will allow myself to mix it with things i enjoy running baking climbing coffee with girlfriends cuddling with my dog reading a book,sadness,mteb_emotion i was lying in bed last night after a day of making experiments from the usual suspects fabric plastic and feeling agitated that my issues with proper presentation had not made any headway over the course of a mere six hours,anger,mteb_emotion i am working right now guys and feel horny and so much passion,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like im being greedy asking for something so expensive,anger,mteb_emotion i see him i feel friendly,joy,mteb_emotion i couldn t tell if he was sick injured or just feeling generally awful but he climbed into the team car and abandoned the race right there with spectators snapping away on their phones,sadness,mteb_emotion i forced myself to keep going back even though they made me feel consistently uncomfortable but after a while i just gave up as i saw no point,fear,mteb_emotion i wonder if im vain because i love dressing up and attempting to be fashionable but then i realized that there is nothing wrong with dressing so that you feel pretty cute smart whatever,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so special and when i want mashed potatoes pronto i get mashed potatoes pronto,joy,mteb_emotion i cant remember exactly what made me stop using it but i have a feeling i got distracted by other hair products and just sort of forgot about this one,anger,mteb_emotion i can feel some kind of acceptance in the song which is why i gave the photo a kind of ecstatic ascension to a higher level of conscience aesthetic like a rapture of sort,joy,mteb_emotion i am or who i m with i always feel alone,sadness,mteb_emotion i have a feeling hell be the kid up there shooting daggers out of his eyes annoyed that hes standing up there holding flowers,anger,mteb_emotion i dont know if i feel thrilled at finally getting to go camping again with people i like and know first time where thats happened,joy,mteb_emotion i feel and talk like a disadvantaged child and am waiting for half my face to come back to me,sadness,mteb_emotion i can t help but feel really nostalgic of the disney levels,joy,mteb_emotion i feel is entirely more dangerous,anger,mteb_emotion i remember feeling thrilled to use my nursing skills relieved that i could have a few days out of the house and i remember that at first it was hard but then it was no problem,joy,mteb_emotion i found myself being amazed at how mid s f would feel a tad cool as if perhaps a sweatshirt wouldve been a good idea,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like a may have mislead the very gracious readers of this blog,joy,mteb_emotion i still feel confused and guilty about the whole thing,fear,mteb_emotion i feel intimidated by the tasks you feel overwhelmed by huge and complicated tasks,fear,mteb_emotion i was feeling emotional crying for no apparent reason but at the time it feels like the world is ending,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel lonely and sad when i cannot talk to you during the day while i get a moment at my desk,sadness,mteb_emotion i still sit back and feel amazed by the whole thing,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel rejected and i cant find what ive left behind,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like i cant have dirty dishes piled up laundry strewn about or toys scattered everywhere,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel more so lately than ever that life is so precious,joy,mteb_emotion i feel completely burdened with my own intelligence,sadness,mteb_emotion i cant think of any emotional state that is worse than feeling generally worthless and unlovable,sadness,mteb_emotion i dont have any photos with me because i was too excited and happy about my prejudging which i did great btw at least i feel tt i did since i felt confident and didnt stutter in front the panel of judges we had and dearest bf was around after doors opened for the public,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling jolly by a href http www,joy,mteb_emotion i feel fake because i think if you really want to have a good conversation and make good contact you have to appear especially self confident and even risk talking to some people which are no good to talk to at all until you meet one person which you have a good connection to,sadness,mteb_emotion i went around for the rest of the day feeling distressed that i changed my appearance based on someones comments how i made myself even by coincidence more appealing to him and that just felt wrong wrong wrong,fear,mteb_emotion i really enjoy cabernet for how aggressive the flavors tend to be and while this isnt exactly a light wine it still has a general congenial feel to it that i find a very pleasant,joy,mteb_emotion i woke up very early this morning feeling joyful,joy,mteb_emotion i wonder how it feels to be loved by someone you love,joy,mteb_emotion i feel as if i havent blogged in ages are at least truly blogged i am doing an update cute little post today,joy,mteb_emotion i feel passionate about knitting and seeing really good films and the surprisingly awesome tv programs that are on now i cant believe i just wrote that,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling depressed again,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel i feel drained i feel as if talking to others will finish all my strength,sadness,mteb_emotion i am feeling ok lots of bruising to my arms where they decided to remove blood from me,joy,mteb_emotion i just don t feel that the others are worthwhile,joy,mteb_emotion im just feeling listless and bored or something,sadness,mteb_emotion i have the joy of allowing kids to feel like the valued treasures that they are and to just have a blast being a kid alongside with them but can i just say its an incredibly humbling experience to have influence into a childs life and to know that what you do and say is being internalized,joy,mteb_emotion i sometimes feel irritated at the thought of spending money on a few annuals to spruce up my doorstep,anger,mteb_emotion i wish i could bottle her squeals of delight and take them out whenever im feeling grumpy,anger,mteb_emotion i have been feeling overwhelmed with it all and needing to take time out,surprise,mteb_emotion im feeling dangerous and ill just write and figure out where the hell itll take me,anger,mteb_emotion i honestly thought impossible at this point i feel pretty,joy,mteb_emotion i have found that some korean men are turning to foreign women because of the freedom they feel it can be easily accounted for that dating between koreans can be a casual thing but more often than not it tends to be a serious matter,joy,mteb_emotion i think i was also having a pity party because i am feeling a bit frustrated with how little time i seem to have each day,anger,mteb_emotion i forgive myself for accepting and allowing myself to have the feeling that i am going to get punished for doing something wrong,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like i m part of the problem when i call out missy jane s trusting an angel cover for not airbrushing out all the real skin on the cover model s,joy,mteb_emotion i might feel offended at times from hearing statements where that i strongly disagree,anger,mteb_emotion i can easily feel quite pressured by routines and i really noticed the difference while i was away,fear,mteb_emotion i was feeling the need for some christmas crafting this week especially after seeing a couple of lovely quilty christmas projects at stitch group,joy,mteb_emotion i can cycle further than ever before and the feeling of finishing the manchester to blackpool miles then not being at all bothered at having to ride an extra mile to put,anger,mteb_emotion im not sure how i feel more than anything im keen to see it as a test to see if im over him yet and ready to view him as a friend,joy,mteb_emotion i also feel lethargic and again,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling somewhat nostalgic about the game just from the fact that its star wars,joy,mteb_emotion i don t feel like i should be punished to carry this burden even though i have been for four years now,sadness,mteb_emotion i was feeling like i said humour gets me through im one of those people who even if i spoke about my issues no one would be too bothered or would care that thought was in my head and wasnt true that way of being like i dont want to burden you sort of thing,anger,mteb_emotion i feel about this part of my life and how treasured my london flatmates are to me it was especially neat to point at something and say this is where,joy,mteb_emotion i feel all innocent now,joy,mteb_emotion i feel hopeful with this new treatment to extend my life,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like an idiot for trusting you though,joy,mteb_emotion i am only providing the link as a courtesy to its author but it was all about stuff that was either before my time or i never experienced even if i lived when it was available so i couldn t feel emotional about any of it,sadness,mteb_emotion i have a feeling i kinda lost my best friend,sadness,mteb_emotion ive had a few rough days since then and in the midst of crying and dealing and feeling just so defeated and emotional i put my coat on and curled up and created this safety nest inside my coat,sadness,mteb_emotion i do feel terribly remourseful that i didnt stay faithful to my plans and get him sooner,joy,mteb_emotion i went to a wedding this weekend and i have to say i was feeling very important,joy,mteb_emotion i should stop reading sids blogs but it is part of my blogging community and i feel that in supporting each other we get better at handling grief and hence i am not going to stop,joy,mteb_emotion i feel less shy about exploring roles in more physical ways,fear,mteb_emotion i replied feeling strange at giving the orders,surprise,mteb_emotion i chant the invocation and feel his force supporting me as i teach,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like he moves sleep i am glad i enjoyed that week of good sleep that i mentioned because i have a feeling that is over with now,joy,mteb_emotion i am really hurt and i feel unimportant and that sucks,sadness,mteb_emotion i grew up around this feeling living only minutes away from the gorgeous atlantic ocean in brazil so its probably no surprise i grew fond of the ocean,joy,mteb_emotion i feel honoured today olu jacobs i feel honoured today olu jacobs a href http momo,joy,mteb_emotion i made some chilli oil because it s monday and i was feeling dangerous,anger,mteb_emotion i started walking again yesterday and it feels amazing,joy,mteb_emotion ive also been feeling somewhat emo irritable lately,anger,mteb_emotion i felt joyful then it subsided now i feel joyful again,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i have to shy away from triggering some stereotype of a person who will scream and break things because they didnt get to eat their favorite kind of sandwich,fear,mteb_emotion i feel completely distracted and emotionally drained,anger,mteb_emotion i exhausted and feeling a little morose but now im livid on top of everything else,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so safe and tucked away,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling too tortured to write today,fear,mteb_emotion i promise youll feel inspired afterwards,joy,mteb_emotion i feel however i have something far more precious than feelings,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that working together and supporting each other as a whole i can represent a larger younger voice in politics what can i say to that,joy,mteb_emotion im alone in this apartment i get this overwhelming feeling like im being watched and that im unwelcome,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel blessed that i have people in my life who remind me all the time that i did the right thing and that i look better like this,joy,mteb_emotion i had come to associate the bad feelings with bad behaviour and this only continued,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel a lot of affection for you that is longing to be conveyed,joy,mteb_emotion i am and i am looking for some vest tops i have some shorts but long ones due to feel paranoid that i have cellulite everywhere,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like it was a bit of divine intervention for me,joy,mteb_emotion i know is that she s here and i m so thankful for her warm loving and peaceful presence i feel when my anger or feelings of discontent and frustration flare up,sadness,mteb_emotion im trying to be understanding open minded and fair but im feeling completely pissed to the max about a few things,anger,mteb_emotion i don t know if this helps at all but writing all of this has made me feel somewhat regretful of ashamed of who i was and while i have more to share i just don t think i can right now,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel happy about this solution,joy,mteb_emotion i did enjoy the book however and i especially liked the characters of the brothers one fired up with the detectin spirit and the other feeling skeptical but willing to back his brother in a fight,fear,mteb_emotion im not sure if its just me who feels this way or if its everyone but tortured souls dont make for the best boyfriends,anger,mteb_emotion i think were on a level of understanding though i still feel hes hesitant,fear,mteb_emotion i just feel so virtuous when we go on a fieldtrip,joy,mteb_emotion im not gonna lie i was kinda sad and down and feeling pretty lonely,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling ecstatic about right now the classy ever after redesign project begins this week,joy,mteb_emotion i feel could have been avoided with some blazes markers or cairns i was very annoyed at this point,anger,mteb_emotion i never told my boyfriend or his parents and i do remember feeling embarrassed and maybe even a little ashamed,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel more aggravated and annoyed by their visits,anger,mteb_emotion im feeling completely idiotic by not being ablo to contribute,sadness,mteb_emotion i aint happy im feeling glad i got sunshine in a bag im useless but not for long the future is coming on,joy,mteb_emotion i feel strong is that i dont let the anger win,joy,mteb_emotion i always feel so helpless during times of disaster but i feel a little better knowing that even a few dollars can make a difference for someone in need,sadness,mteb_emotion i honestly feel extremely shy to ask my friends to take pictures of me how vain must they think i am,fear,mteb_emotion ill find that elusive second wind and feel more hopeful but today i am a href http www,joy,mteb_emotion i feel intimidated nervous and overwhelmed and i shake like a leaf,fear,mteb_emotion i make myself feel useful by fucking a guy,joy,mteb_emotion i feel most inspired to create and ive been thinking a lot about inspiration this week,joy,mteb_emotion i think most interactions in person are probably fine sufficiently respectful and polite that the ladies don t feel abused,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling extremely fabulous with my jacket and shoes aint no bitches gonna bring me down hahah,joy,mteb_emotion ive have chosen to walk with jesus and maybe im feeling a bit miserable im going to suck it up and think about these three dudes,sadness,mteb_emotion i had a good day but right now im feeling pretty irritable for no real reason meaning nothing significant happened to make me feel annoyed,anger,mteb_emotion i am feeling contented and pissed at the same time,joy,mteb_emotion i wonder if the homeowners would feel weird if i parked to gape at their landscaping,surprise,mteb_emotion i both feel impatience at the rate of loss and impressed at the same time,surprise,mteb_emotion im a big guy and ive gotten into some of the rigs that weve worked with to try them out and see what they feel like and let me tell you it was less than pleasant,joy,mteb_emotion i ran errands to buy cora a few newborn sized sleepers i had not previously made any newborn sized babies and went out to lunch to celebrate how great i was feeling i feel amazing no pain no pain meds and moving around almost completely normally at days out,surprise,mteb_emotion i really am not feeling child friendly,joy,mteb_emotion i feel furious with myself,anger,mteb_emotion i think or feel but like this person i am still amazed by them,surprise,mteb_emotion i like to think i present myself and the life and times of the working mum to a good standard and if i ever do miss a apostrophe or miss spell a particular word please feel free to call me on it,joy,mteb_emotion i don t feel i can ask him what feels like a dumb question,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel proud to know several people that have deserved to be advanced for a while now and finally picked it up this time around or last time in a few peoples cases,joy,mteb_emotion i give up from my goals if i feel them boring,sadness,mteb_emotion i was careful to make sure the characters featured you can feel sympathetic,joy,mteb_emotion i didnt make it to my weight watchers meeting feeling guilty i made sure i had a healthy breakfast consisting of museli yoghurt and fruit,sadness,mteb_emotion i am feeling the tender spot on my foot when i flex it a certain way so it is back to wearing shoes all day for this cowboy,joy,mteb_emotion i know how that feels weird right,fear,mteb_emotion i thought yoga was supposed to make me feel tranquil peaceful and sculpt my legs into those of a greek goddess,joy,mteb_emotion i just feel its one of those things you dont talk about too much because then too many people come to know and then the plan doesnt taste as sweet nor does it feel like a plan,joy,mteb_emotion i left the theater i ran my hand sadly over the plush red backs of the seats in front of me feeling almost mournful that i wasnt going to be back for a long time,sadness,mteb_emotion i asked some girls what it meant to them to be valued and for the most part the response was that they felt valued when the people around them made them feel valued and treated them in a loving and caring manner,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling very petty right now,anger,mteb_emotion i wasn t the person who was helping i realized that it was i who inspired all these people to start charity work and i can t help but feel proud,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so amazingly overwhelming thrilled for my wedding,joy,mteb_emotion i feel shame in a strange way,surprise,mteb_emotion i suspect much of the country feels after the tragic events of last week,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like that because for the most part i have accepted that this is a part of my life and that people will never changed,joy,mteb_emotion i find it relaxes me and i feel productive making food as the end product should taste nice and will satisfy myself and other people,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that sometimes i ve been distracted and neglectful i am thankful that this is not about adding another box to check in my otherwise busy days,anger,mteb_emotion i feel about these individuals but that opening line shows how inadequate simple words can be,sadness,mteb_emotion ive been too deep down in the swamps swimming in muddy waters tortured by fear feeling lonely and lost,sadness,mteb_emotion i didn t feel talented at anything i was doing and eventually wasn t putting fully into it,joy,mteb_emotion i read her blog is that i feel that shes one person who doesnt care how people look at her and believes in being herself no matter how bitchy annoying or self centered that may seem to people,anger,mteb_emotion i am sat here feeling mightily distracted and not wanting to write the next scene of my nano just yet rape torture bad stuff,anger,mteb_emotion i came across something which made me feel lousy,sadness,mteb_emotion i love rides but wasnt feeling too hot this day,joy,mteb_emotion i feel bothered by any of these things i open a door,anger,mteb_emotion i found myself feeling nostalgic as i thought about the temporarily abandoned little bishop chronicles,joy,mteb_emotion i forgive myself that i have accepted and allowed myself to think that as i am writing this blog that someone will feel sorry for me give me some sympathy and tell me i am right,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel irritable about the number of people that came into our office whining about their own circumstances i realize im not practicing thinking about the good things and i find it a better way to pull yourself into the present,anger,mteb_emotion i am only too well aware of the strength of feeling that this house holds about the tragic and needless deaths of so many men women and children,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel for all of you who have been supporting me is so extreme there would be no way to put a number value on it,joy,mteb_emotion i feel such duties are unimportant to our profession i just am not qualified to discuss all of them,sadness,mteb_emotion i do feel proud and happy and also very grateful to all who read me,joy,mteb_emotion i feel shaky from the battering of emotions but im still standing,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like being all stubborn and stingy,anger,mteb_emotion i been that i feel like i can traipse in and out of all your lives tromping on your heel loving hearts with my stilettos,joy,mteb_emotion i reread for comfort the familiarity of a book whose plot i already know is easier to deal with when im feeling stressed than a new to me book with all its unknowns,sadness,mteb_emotion i love it but sometimes i feel exhausted,sadness,mteb_emotion im sorry i feel so uncertain about it,fear,mteb_emotion im feeling crappy ill fish for compliments like any other girl,sadness,mteb_emotion i am asleep i would feel no pain but that violent act would be completely unjustified all the same,anger,mteb_emotion i feel burdened and stuck in the center of a dark tunnel,sadness,mteb_emotion i know their feelings are very real and not petty but neither are mine here,anger,mteb_emotion i would look up at the sky scrapers and feel amazed that this little girl from montana was there,surprise,mteb_emotion i don t want to i feel irritated,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like i look like a miserable heap,sadness,mteb_emotion i really feel like i am useless in this world,sadness,mteb_emotion im definitely not feeling fearful or anything right now,fear,mteb_emotion im now on day two of the plan and im feeling positive,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling really terrible about it because my journaling has also come to a screeching halt as well,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel as if today was a positive gift delivered to us teachers on a very stressful week,joy,mteb_emotion i have been feeling shaky this morning after taking them as well,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like they rushed the relationship,anger,mteb_emotion i maintain that these feelings should be repressed not expressed,sadness,mteb_emotion i have found myself overwhelmed with jealousy and self contempt and i have found myself feeling this towards the lives of my sweet friends and acquaintances as portrayed on social media,joy,mteb_emotion i feel last time ure the one that feel paranoid,fear,mteb_emotion i know how it feels to be tortured,anger,mteb_emotion i will tell you that i am feeling quite invigorated,joy,mteb_emotion i vented my feelings towards the pathetic excuse of a communicat,sadness,mteb_emotion i fancied the terrains there and feel keen to go there again,joy,mteb_emotion i feel your prescence a gentle touch,joy,mteb_emotion i am still feeling a bit dull from the loss of sleep and am trying to sleep in each morning as possible,sadness,mteb_emotion i would feel so i don t know maybe a little resentful,anger,mteb_emotion i first started using this i did not like it because i felt like it made my hair feel very dirty even though i had just washed my hair,sadness,mteb_emotion i look at their situation and feel so so jealous that i almost cant bear it,anger,mteb_emotion i am feeling triumphant today,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like the writer wants me to think so and proclaiming he no longer liked pulsars is a petty and hilarious bit of character,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling sentimental or in need of reassurance,sadness,mteb_emotion ive ever read that explains why i feel this way all the time and reassures me that im not just defective somehow,sadness,mteb_emotion i come in contact on a regular basis and the sooner i can figure out how to be kind to them in all situations the sooner they will feel valued appreciated loved and the desire to learn how to pass that kindness on to others as i am learning to do,joy,mteb_emotion i tried adding in any other type of cheese and we re talking small quantities i was right back to feeling shitty,sadness,mteb_emotion i seem to share an equal passion for long distance touring and harley davidsons so i feel sure wed bore to tears every person within earshot,joy,mteb_emotion i don t know if it s mostly because he s forcing himself to be distracted or if he s feeling more determined or what but i think that though he s still hurting he is learning to cope with it kame takes a breath,joy,mteb_emotion i help my daughter when she is feeling angry,anger,mteb_emotion i feel terrible when i hurt peoples feelings worse afterwards and i always hope never to do it again,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel a little glamorous i wet the brush,joy,mteb_emotion i just feel you so so dont be afraid and pray again i need you go back in time forgive my sins so so sloth,fear,mteb_emotion i grew up feeling ugly and inadequate,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel such a sense of accomplishment after being embarrassed by these clothes and prepared to either donate them to a charity or throw them out,sadness,mteb_emotion i don t think we re to that point yet and i foresee a lot of traffic between my bed and the crib until he is old enough to no longer feel that i am the only acceptable answer in the dark,joy,mteb_emotion i know that i feel awful when i ask my husband to watch audrey just long enough for me to take a shower,sadness,mteb_emotion i hate myself to feel so bothered by the word team the word badminton,anger,mteb_emotion i could empathize with tab because of raging hormones and the connection feeling like someone else gets you thinks youre smart pretty worth attention,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so totally invigorated that i completely forget what it s like to have a cold,joy,mteb_emotion i wont give you too much in case you feel greedy,anger,mteb_emotion i tell you that i love you and my feelings are sincere my dear,joy,mteb_emotion i feel the pain in my vein its oh so vain am i insane,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel that i worry too much and much on petty things like,anger,mteb_emotion i wanted to thank them all for giving jordan and myself the chance to be together without any distraction and making us feel so welcomed and loved,joy,mteb_emotion i feel affirmed gracious sensuous and will have less self doubt when a href http generations,joy,mteb_emotion i have spent of my waking hours enjoying the freedom of not owning a cellphone feeling smug about it in situations in which a phone would have been awfully convenient and fielding incredulous questions,joy,mteb_emotion i don t like feeling like an eager schoolboy waiting around for hours just to touch the shining alumninium,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so greedy so needy so helpless,anger,mteb_emotion when i heard the last regulation of the socialist govrenment concerning pensions,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so awful she said,sadness,mteb_emotion i have finally cast my studio show and it feels fab,joy,mteb_emotion i feel extremely gloomy and confused,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel that passionate about,joy,mteb_emotion i feel worthless and pointless and i feel like everyones third wheel not even second,sadness,mteb_emotion i felt this emotion when my name was announced on the radio that i had been selected to come to lilongwe school for health sciences to take a training course as a medical assistat,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling superior to women who left their alcoholic husbands i was stronger and more godly and wasnt ever going to do that,joy,mteb_emotion i really feel for the women who have to work with these obnoxious cretins,anger,mteb_emotion i didnt have to drink as much last time as people who get ultrasounds at weeks or before do but it was still enough that i was feeling distinctly eager for the toilet by the end,joy,mteb_emotion i feel it is perfectly acceptable to consume homemade chex party mix for breakfast during the holidays given the fact that it is mostly cereal,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like they don t think it s sincere when it really is she told us exclusively,joy,mteb_emotion i would always have this song stuck in my head after a bombing or incident and then i would feel a bit weird about it because if you dont really pay attention to the lyrics it sounds like such a happy song not the type youre supposed to hum on difficult days,fear,mteb_emotion i feel my comments or opinion are sincere but some people get the wrong message,joy,mteb_emotion im sorry im feeling a little bitchy tacky looking women came in and sat next to me,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like charmed gave me the means to spend those few years when my sons were very young at home with them,joy,mteb_emotion im really happy but i just feel exhausted,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel a kind of dull grief over it,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel particularly uncomfortable with how much a driver is looking down on the phone i shout eyes on the prize,fear,mteb_emotion ive left the orange scented mixture white but feel free to color it if you wish,joy,mteb_emotion i always appreciate them and please feel free to become a follower and come back and visit again soon,joy,mteb_emotion i left feeling satisfied that donna knew what she was doing and i was in capable hands,joy,mteb_emotion i started feeling uncomfortable around my straight male friends particularly after one of them drunkenly came on to me grabbing at my waist while he attempted to murmur sweet nothings in my ear at a party that same week,fear,mteb_emotion i feel uncomfortable here,fear,mteb_emotion i could have done more but i was feeling a pleasant tiredness and had a good sweat going so i stopped at that,joy,mteb_emotion i don t feel the least bit unwelcome in my party and my views are not uncommon,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like im super rich kinda like when i could drink goldschlager haha,joy,mteb_emotion i feel its rude to say he is better than all the other men,anger,mteb_emotion i feel accepted because of my condition,joy,mteb_emotion i didn t and still don t feel lucky though,joy,mteb_emotion i managed to re learn feeling insecure again,fear,mteb_emotion i mean the idea is intoxicating of course and it feels amazing when its happening but what happens in the morning when you wake up and you have to go to work and so amp so is all up in your shit about something that is completely impractical,surprise,mteb_emotion i am on so many social networks right now and sometimes i feel like that i am pretty talked out,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i should have some sort of rockstar razzle dazzle lifestyle but i would at least like to spend a third of my life doing something i feel is worthwhile,joy,mteb_emotion i feel agitated a lot im straddling articulacy and incoherence,anger,mteb_emotion i start to feel a little overwhelmed knowing i have to make still,surprise,mteb_emotion i don t know about you but sometimes i feel that the world is troubled deeply pathologically troubled,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like they bring the characters to life completely and i m always kind of surprised what the actors do do together,surprise,mteb_emotion i felt confused me sometimes that makes me feel useless,sadness,mteb_emotion i am left feeling heartbroken about losing that child and then guilty because my parenting and wife ing has been so far below par for the last months,sadness,mteb_emotion i noticed that i was feeling very stressed and anxious and i just couldnt quite put my finger on why,anger,mteb_emotion i never been feel this ashame this humiliated in life,sadness,mteb_emotion i exist for does my existence even mean anything to anyone apart from my family i always wonder about my existence and the fuck now i feel so dumb ive never thought about the purpose of it,sadness,mteb_emotion i start working full time next week where i m currently at and i m feeling a bit ungrateful at the moment,sadness,mteb_emotion i have learned how much more like a neighbourhood this place feels the humans with dogs have been very sympathetic and understand my quixotic need to walk a dog to walk period,joy,mteb_emotion i remain hopeful that the feeling i have is actually excitement a long missed friend,sadness,mteb_emotion i want to be healthy and happy so badly that the fact that i am healing and without my leg is making me feel useless not empty,sadness,mteb_emotion i got off the phone feeling numb,sadness,mteb_emotion i was also feeling the ole restless leg syndrome as i shifted back and forth between legs trying to do something with my excess energy that just hit me,fear,mteb_emotion i feel much lighter clearer and more energetic,joy,mteb_emotion i feel heartless even though my heart hurts,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like my efforts are all in vain and continuing to pursue them will only embarrass me down the road,sadness,mteb_emotion i started feeling a little funny but this was not anxiety but at the time i didnt know so i started to tell my brother man i dont feel good and he said whats wrong i said i dont know but u better drive so i pulled over and let him drive,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel so much boring with my straight hair for all over years haha,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel rotten but no amount of suggesting that losing a sense of smell is a terribly disorientating experience for a wine person seems to convince people that i might not actually live to feel good again,sadness,mteb_emotion i got home and told peter how i was feeling he wasnt shocked at all by what i was telling him,surprise,mteb_emotion ive come to feel about a supporting character in one of my all time favorite films giant,joy,mteb_emotion i could almost feel her gentle touch in the moonbeam she sent to shine over me he added touching his face dreamily,joy,mteb_emotion i either have to feel submissive and as such agree to taking pain for someone or there has to not be an option presented,sadness,mteb_emotion i was really struggling to run with the discomfort i was feeling but was determined to continue as the crowds on the bridge are massive and i didnt want to be one of the first people they saw walking or stopping,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like this beats out just about any popular high end foundation on the market at either ulta or sephora,joy,mteb_emotion i just was expressing myself and her unexpected and kind gesture made me feel bad for a short moment as that was not my intent but for a larger moment which remains with me it reminded me of my blessings like having good friends that have your back,sadness,mteb_emotion i hated that i have to work everyday with no days off for the next two weeks i dont like my jobs and i feel unsuccessful when i talk to other people about them,sadness,mteb_emotion i have to keep fighting for my life until i truly run out of fight and i ve been close enough to that twice to know a bit about what it feels like and we re not there yet no matter how despairing all this feels,sadness,mteb_emotion i just feel troubled,sadness,mteb_emotion i like doing reviews and i got this from target a few days ago so i feel its acceptable to review this for all you makeup lovers,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i have devoted myself to doing what i can to reduce my impact on the environment she wrote in her blog babsbrisbane,joy,mteb_emotion i feel quite pleased with these little bits of news so i will celebrate tonight with a meet the brewer event hawkshead with some of my members in one of my newest pubs,joy,mteb_emotion i woke up i feel thankful to god for giving me another day to go on,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like it is so important for me to publicly bless my virus,joy,mteb_emotion i feel thrilled that by the end of the month this round will be completed and i can begin to recover,joy,mteb_emotion i wish there were more times when she just needed me to hold her and rock her to sleep because those are the moments when i feel most successful as father those times when im able to meet all of her needs just by being there for her,joy,mteb_emotion im really not taking in information lately it could explain why ive been feeling sort of discontent lately,sadness,mteb_emotion i exactly feel whenever i feel lonely or depressed and then i pray to him for help and guidance a href http,sadness,mteb_emotion i must say i don t consider my family broken nor do i feel any discontent about not having a father around,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling a little dirty,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so relieved and happy to realize what is being said,joy,mteb_emotion i mean is that when we are true to ourselves and our style and we see a reflection we like in the mirror all of the ugliness in society that is there to make us feel ugly or inadequate based on our looks suddenly becomes completely annulled,sadness,mteb_emotion i do not feel assured,joy,mteb_emotion i feel i m handling it well and i m enjoying it he said,joy,mteb_emotion im not feeling the jolly this year though,joy,mteb_emotion i feel special excitement and happiness,joy,mteb_emotion i reckon you need to stop feeling bitter and be realistic,anger,mteb_emotion i got a great pump and halfway through the workout i started to feel fantastic,joy,mteb_emotion i stay the more distanced from others i feel it is strange because i sometimes feel like a new friendship is growing or forming,surprise,mteb_emotion i leave something sometimes i throw some change in the tip jar other times i dont leave anything but i feel rude doing that haha,anger,mteb_emotion im far ahead than the released tankouban that are sold here it just wont be the same anymore and the wait wont be as thrilling but damn me if i even feel slightly remorseful for that,sadness,mteb_emotion i get paid too much because i get so many deliveries at work im feeling a bit shamed so will curb the spending for a bit,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel bad knocking show down this far but i didnt see smackdown this week and i cant just assume he carried the show like he does every week daniel bryan doesnt appear on it,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel happy about the outcome of this long election and im glad its over,joy,mteb_emotion i just feel like im going no where and that the period of time where i was so very much enthralled with life and the options it proposed is now over,surprise,mteb_emotion i could maybe get away with simpler folk melodies on some of the songs something fairly predictable but if its just me and a guitar it would end up feeling dull,sadness,mteb_emotion i dont like christmas because i feel like it has lost its meaning,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel less alone,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel they are one of the most talented teams in the nfl but for some reason people feel like there s nothing to really fear against them,joy,mteb_emotion i feel the hearts decision to stop caring can it be reversed,joy,mteb_emotion i have a feeling itll be a little more messy going home though,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel welcomed into the barn like a son coming home,joy,mteb_emotion i wish i had the right language to convey the simultaneous feelings of excitement peaceful enjoyment of country cycling but also being out of my element,joy,mteb_emotion i feel there is no excuse for lame invitations,sadness,mteb_emotion i did feel for him as its horrible and expensive when it happens,sadness,mteb_emotion i also got some very nice condiment type pressies whilst at our local garden centre today so i am feeling that i have achieved something towards the festive season,joy,mteb_emotion i am waking up in the middle of the night again with aches and pains and generally feeling grumpy,anger,mteb_emotion i don t feel betrayed coz the backstabber had no grounds for their accusation but i m just amazed at some people s ability to do such things,surprise,mteb_emotion i first started reading city of dark magic i thought it would be a challenge to actually enjoy it since i felt like the content about famous classical music was over my head but luckily after plowing through the first chapter i became more confident and started feeling less dumb,sadness,mteb_emotion im not constantly horny or always feeling playful,joy,mteb_emotion i feel more shy in swedish,fear,mteb_emotion ill let myself shed a few tears and feel bitter confused frustrated and hurt for the last time,anger,mteb_emotion i encourage you next time youre feeling a little uncomfortable do your best to embrace it,fear,mteb_emotion i feel useless a href http juliemadblogger,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like the crows and roosters will be teamed up with the horses and go against the bulls sharks and other monsters that are trying to take over of cool ranch,joy,mteb_emotion i am not scared to let myself feel deeply many people are too frightened to let themselves div style clearboth padding bottom,fear,mteb_emotion i still feel too chub to wear the cute summer clothes i had dreamed of,joy,mteb_emotion i feel rotten my feet still swell up and after i eat i feel bad and the more i eat i feel bad,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel it is acceptable as this is not everyday food,joy,mteb_emotion i was lucky enough to feel and squeeze myself to a win in another festive challenge which involved a box full of items that we had to identify by blindly fondling through a hole,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling very uncertain about my future,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like i m not pretty smart interesting enough for my boyfriend and that he would feel more stimulated or happy with someone else,joy,mteb_emotion i feel is that the most likeable characters aren t important enough to the plot,joy,mteb_emotion i like in this world and making a list of them always makes me feel joyful,joy,mteb_emotion i feel very saddened that the king whom i once quite respected as far as monarchs go was ineffectual at best,joy,mteb_emotion i feel more energetic,joy,mteb_emotion i feel very honored in how much he has shared and expressed with me and that he trusts me,joy,mteb_emotion i feel this strange sort of liberation,surprise,mteb_emotion i just feel that if i end our marriage he deserves a truthful explanation,joy,mteb_emotion i feel as though most people will find it quite pleasant,joy,mteb_emotion i believe that with our minds focused on the daily rat race our bodies simply forget how to feel vital and free a classic case of you lose what you dont use,joy,mteb_emotion i still wake up feeling suspicious,fear,mteb_emotion i feel a little hesitant to leave this time,fear,mteb_emotion i typed up all my blood pressures for the month but i have a feeling hes not going to be too pleased with the lack of missing information,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so disgusted when i see blood and feel like faiting and also when people eat raw meat in front of me,anger,mteb_emotion im always feeling so agitated overly excited and impatient to those who are close to me,anger,mteb_emotion i am now feeling delighted but daunted,joy,mteb_emotion i feel ashamed to type all this,sadness,mteb_emotion i just notice what i am doing that is ruining my happy moment because this feelingof discontent is my resistance to receiving love in the genuine way its being delivered,sadness,mteb_emotion i admire her and feel like even though shes gorgeous and talented she hasnt succumbed to the hollywood pressures like a lot of a listers have,joy,mteb_emotion i don t have a schedule or childhood friends and feel a little timid about just getting out there by myself,fear,mteb_emotion i feel empty inside not surprising considering i havent eaten all day,sadness,mteb_emotion at a party i met a girl who drew me to her,anger,mteb_emotion i always make things harder which im not going to lie i sometimes have a way of complicating the very simple however a new baby is a pretty big undertaking and from this comment and many many others i feel like he sees himself as being disturbed very little,sadness,mteb_emotion i have a feeling that its too sociable,joy,mteb_emotion i do feel discouraged by what my supervisor said,sadness,mteb_emotion i was sitting in class feeling somehow disturbed,sadness,mteb_emotion i continue to write this i feel more and more distraught,fear,mteb_emotion i start to feel lethargic about blogging,sadness,mteb_emotion i that it feels like she is being tortured,fear,mteb_emotion i was wasting my life away going out with one person after another to find love feeling shitty and anti social about my polytechnic life i met this guy,sadness,mteb_emotion i get of oz is the occassional viewings of home and away and even a bit of neighbours if im feeling really tragic,sadness,mteb_emotion i thought i would grumpily curse the world and remain angry about oh i don t even really know sometimes it feels like i m angry about absolutely everything,anger,mteb_emotion im not condoning terrorist action but you feel so furious and powerless,anger,mteb_emotion i just finished watching a korean drama secret garden omg and am feeling the way girls do after such shows a mixture of hope and a little tug of truth that says those romantic gestures only exist in films,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling stronger recharged and excited to get back into my runs,joy,mteb_emotion i do think that if a husband feels greatly respected by his wife that will draw him to her and make it much less likely that he would want to flirt with other women,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling very disturbed by tons of things,sadness,mteb_emotion i do feel apprehensive and nervous at times about how i am performing with my modules,fear,mteb_emotion i feel a bit dazed but so excited i am going to be so protective she is not going to be let out until she is,surprise,mteb_emotion im gestating one and feeling pretty thrilled about that,joy,mteb_emotion i know it can take weeks for a book to go free on amazon and barnes amp noble and in this age where cents can buy a full length ebook i feel a little funny charging even cents for a work that is almost certain to be under pages possibly under,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel terrific in every one of them,joy,mteb_emotion i aspire to capture the manner in which i feel this tension is resolved and why austere and introspective training still has a place alongside study of the method at euskc,joy,mteb_emotion i had a ton of fun at the thrift store and i feel like i got some really useful pieces and i can get in on current trends for cheap,joy,mteb_emotion i find myself feeling anxious and unsure,fear,mteb_emotion i honestly wish christmas was celebrated in the summer because i feel like i tend not be as jolly as i wish i could be,joy,mteb_emotion ive blogged and i feel strange about it,surprise,mteb_emotion i guess it comes from believing that when i was younger anger was not a feeling that was acceptable so i tried not to have it,joy,mteb_emotion i am pleased to report that i in many ways i am feeling well,joy,mteb_emotion i have now and feeling like people think it means im just ok and dont need to talk about jeremy anymore,joy,mteb_emotion im also still feeling whiney as hell so its possible i could rant a bit today,sadness,mteb_emotion i still do feel left out i do feel like the most hated kid in the asian crew,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like a greedy pig catching up to do lt bc afterward yay im gna get my delicious chocolates and in exchange zjs gna get bai tu tang from me,anger,mteb_emotion i know what it feels like to be scared into something,fear,mteb_emotion i started to feel so overwhelmed,fear,mteb_emotion i feel slytherin is my house slytherin is for those who are smart enough to know how to get the job done and at any cost,joy,mteb_emotion i didnt react with the way that i really feel im ecstatic for your marriage to tonks,joy,mteb_emotion im not feeling pressured to perform athletic moves in order to stay on the field,fear,mteb_emotion i feel unfortunate that i dont have a lot of time to spend with my family,sadness,mteb_emotion i can imagine most young people might feel resentful about the attention their sibling was getting while also feeling guilt at the same time,anger,mteb_emotion i don t really know the oldest one very well and his mothering mother seems to feel that he is not sweet,joy,mteb_emotion i feel as though were giving too many details about unimportant things like chriss mundane life and left out on other details like more character depth especially with secondary characters,sadness,mteb_emotion i know she shes the only one who provides income to my family right now but it feels like shes putting it up in our face that shes supporting us,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i m superior to the human race rel bookmark permalink,joy,mteb_emotion i feel more assured having made my peace with atheism,joy,mteb_emotion i just want to feel loved by you,joy,mteb_emotion i only talk about how people make me feel and the only people i talk about are the ones that make me feel unhappy upset nervous or angry,sadness,mteb_emotion i to feel defeated,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling more lively than yesterday still not sure about food though,joy,mteb_emotion i also baked enough cookies to take to my local bbw tomorrow night i feel so bad for the employees who have to work,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel slightly unfortunate in the sense that the calendar year wasn t a great year for the systems if i m honest,sadness,mteb_emotion i met my ex briefly just to catch up because he was leaving for sarawak lololol it was good seeing him again and now i feel so awkward typing this,sadness,mteb_emotion i considered jogging since it is not too cold today but decided against it as my right ankle is already feeling tender for some reason,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling so embarrassed frightened that i wouldve smashed the window and slid in dukes of hazzard style if it would get garage man to stop glaring at me,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling my way often blindly from the carefree days of youth into the uncharted waters of maturity aka the midlife crisis here i explore transformation via one of my favorite things the tracy anderson method,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like the leadership training was a perfect vision of what god wants missionary work to be now,joy,mteb_emotion i was studying i always had the feeling that the process was unpleasant but it was absolutely necessary,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling really outgoing and i get with a really quiet person and i try to make them feel comfortable,joy,mteb_emotion i feel guilt that i should be more caring and im not,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that he is gazing me and giving a naughty smile encouraging me to study more,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling fairly keen,joy,mteb_emotion i feel threatened when other people do not believe that,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like im better amp able to do things it comes back,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling currently but as with anything when it s all resolved feelings will change,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling the self hate going or when i find myself feeling hateful of someone else all i have to do to feel the power and compassion of spirit once more is by remembering i am a spiritual being,anger,mteb_emotion i feel i am appreciative i take care of the baby i try to keep the apt clean as much as possible and i try not to call him a million times to find out when hell be home it varies from day to day as he is sort of self employed so its hard to plan things around his schedule,joy,mteb_emotion im just feeling emo and bitchy atm,anger,mteb_emotion i was afraid of water when i was young people feel afraid of death because they have never experienced it,fear,mteb_emotion i dare myself to do the following when i m feeling brave enough,joy,mteb_emotion i feel eager to do well and i feel like ive got more titles in me he concluded ominously,joy,mteb_emotion im looking at the stress levels im feeling and not loving how concentrated they are because of my mindset of planning a wedding in four months,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling quite positive in what i want to achieve,joy,mteb_emotion i have a family i can feel passionate about and completely comfortable with,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that this is for others to decide hellip i m delighted that fans of my paintings will now be able to see a body of work of which i m very proud,joy,mteb_emotion ive never done a detox or cleanse before and i really had no desire to i feel like cleanses cycle around and become popular every couple of years and id pretty much written them off,joy,mteb_emotion i came to utah freaking out about not knowing what i was doing with my life feeling less worthwhile because of not going on a mission like every other girl and just being stressed by the daily stresses my life has lovingly given me,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling very indecisive and spontaneous,fear,mteb_emotion i feel beaten down and i feel void,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like resolutions are boring and cliche,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel pressured to do well and i fe,fear,mteb_emotion im feeling rotten and pretending it just aint so,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling excited about it,joy,mteb_emotion ive been feeling delicate this week,joy,mteb_emotion i feel it is very rude and ingorant,anger,mteb_emotion i can begin to see a first step and suddenly life does not feel so despairing,sadness,mteb_emotion i had a feeling that he would be the one eliminated but wasn t completely convinced his cooking skillz were da bomb yes i m whipping out the early s lingo,joy,mteb_emotion i feel stupid enough,sadness,mteb_emotion i begin to sense how these characters are feeling the heartbreaks theyre suffering or have suffered already,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel completely rude with not keeping up with some of you over the course of the year but it has been a mightily busy one,anger,mteb_emotion i walked to school he felt the bounce in his step the overjoyed feelings of youth and the thrill of excitement of coming to school and meeting his beloved friends,joy,mteb_emotion i am up and ready to read read read today even though im feeling very groggy this morning,sadness,mteb_emotion i just cant help but feel like i must protect this innocent being,joy,mteb_emotion i feel his gracious presence even now,joy,mteb_emotion i was like should i feel sweet or feel offended,joy,mteb_emotion i cannot even begin to express in words the depth of sorrow that i feel having not posted any of my ludicrous rants over the passed days,surprise,mteb_emotion this monday i took a math bs test and flunked for the second time,sadness,mteb_emotion i still feel a little weird and uncertain,fear,mteb_emotion i wanna feel that gorgeous body a yers underneath me next time i m fuckin ya alex took a deep breath and her eyes seemed to glow while she imagined the scenario in her mind a scene she had pictured many times before,joy,mteb_emotion i guess its because i feel like if im too passionate about something it will get taken away from me,joy,mteb_emotion im not sure but theres nothing that will get a person feeling amorous faster than a stay in a hotel,joy,mteb_emotion i feel makes the perfect duo,joy,mteb_emotion i feel any better,joy,mteb_emotion im lucky enough in life to meet someone who makes me feel safe happy secure and loved i feel theres no reason to wait,joy,mteb_emotion i would feel productive,joy,mteb_emotion im not feeling jolly in the least,joy,mteb_emotion i miss not feeling exhausted after being outside in the heat for minutes,sadness,mteb_emotion i didn t think it was possible to make a cover that expressed the personality of the novel since it s a strange cross genre story but the photo that was found nails the heart of the book so closely that i feel a bit stunned,surprise,mteb_emotion i sure would love to stop feeling so horny all the time,joy,mteb_emotion i appreciate how clean their lifestyles are even though i admit there were a few moments where the complete aversion to substances sex made me feel a little repressed,sadness,mteb_emotion i have come from the summer time and feeling like coach hated me,anger,mteb_emotion i find myself feeling paranoid that something is going to ruin what could only be described as my fairy tale love affair,fear,mteb_emotion i cannot explain why but i need to say please understand my feeling i have heart and im not a heartless person,anger,mteb_emotion i take photos of but i suppose since i feel i am least talented in the area of portraiture i most admire that ability in others,joy,mteb_emotion i am very sad you feel distracted but i am not participating in the relationship you think we have,anger,mteb_emotion i just keep on feeling blessed,joy,mteb_emotion i think also i have changed obviously i am making more effort to go to things and make friends i feel less shy and less bothered about peoples judgement of my appearance,fear,mteb_emotion i can tell my arms and hands feel weaker and they feel more numb and tingly at night when i wake up,sadness,mteb_emotion i almost feel too stubborn to come back as i said that i was leaving,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like i am actually a creative person now,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling pretty excited about this,joy,mteb_emotion i feel more optimistic about everything than i have in a long time,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling very doubtful about the necessity of that big coat,fear,mteb_emotion i am feeling joyful every part of me feels happy and light and whimsical,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so relaxed and happy when im in the water,joy,mteb_emotion i never draw on both sides of the pages and like to know i can add to drawings when i feel like it rather than feeling pressured that they have to be finished all in one go,fear,mteb_emotion i think ive just been feeling a little bothered,anger,mteb_emotion i wasnt very interested in it but it evoked the feeling of an earth grittily doomed by aliens quite well,sadness,mteb_emotion i agree even though when i feel discouraged i like to go to places with lots of color because they make me feel better,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like i am the world for this boy and im glad that for a time i can be that for him,joy,mteb_emotion i don t know about you but i m feeling amp blessed,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling fab thank you so very much for asking,joy,mteb_emotion i should pull out if i feel resentful or edgy,anger,mteb_emotion i li pouring down in the corner under the moonlight shines on his face i saw his pale face and mouth with half closed eyes bear people feel more distressed,fear,mteb_emotion i feel a little scared about this because it is new to me and i have a lot to learn but im sure everything is going to be fine and we can do this together,fear,mteb_emotion i was wondering if you will focus on the problems because any way you are not care for themselves when complaining or feeling needy,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like im being really needy,sadness,mteb_emotion i just feel greedy and lame making one,anger,mteb_emotion i see the look of doubt on your face i feel the scorn in your eyes but for anyone skeptical of grits dinner grits please see this as a totally amazing sister to mashed potatoes,fear,mteb_emotion i get the feeling that this could be dangerous,anger,mteb_emotion i randomly heard this and ever since then watching the video has been a delight and the music just makes me feel as jolly in reference,joy,mteb_emotion i feel satisfied that ive made the cut off you can only receive overflow money from stsm if you are over and i told myself that im just going to wait for the overflow instead of trying to hit and help my team,joy,mteb_emotion i rarely feel happily joyful and dont walk about smiling much,joy,mteb_emotion i hurt your feelings and for that i am sorry,sadness,mteb_emotion i felt a stronger wish to be free from self cherishing through my refuge practice and a return to the feeling of freedom and protection from suffering which i stayed with for the rest of the meditation,sadness,mteb_emotion i stand in front of mansoor s works i feel obviously that the artistic intention is not to raise the already raised questions of structural linguistics and the deconstructionist clamours that followed it,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like they are more boring to paint than a bunch of fruit,sadness,mteb_emotion i would do almost anything to have that feeling back and those days back they were carefree and wonderful and now everything in my life is just so complicated,joy,mteb_emotion i feel anger i feel sad i feel joy and i feel other emotions too but will stick to a few,sadness,mteb_emotion i set aside that feeling and happily helped them now that every thing was been normalized and the students had liked me they change my schedule and i am just forgotten to oblivion,joy,mteb_emotion i wonder if i feel under nurtured or needy,sadness,mteb_emotion id ever known so i figured it was normal for me to feel ugly dumb and weird,sadness,mteb_emotion i stopped feeling a little awkward,sadness,mteb_emotion i guess no matter how much i think im feeling ok im as nervous as hell on the inside about the scan revealing something i dont want to know again,joy,mteb_emotion i began to feel a little anxious about may almost being over as obviously time is running out amp to be honest im just plumb out of excuses,fear,mteb_emotion i feel less frightened and more grounded and centered,fear,mteb_emotion i would like to take the opportunity to describe one day this week when i was feeling particularly gloomy,sadness,mteb_emotion i could feel how much slower i was on the treadmill but the pace was pleasant and after six days of relative inactivity i was just happy to be running again,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so weird but i guess kind of happy,fear,mteb_emotion im tired of feeling unhappy about things and unmotivated,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling generous so there you go with that golden nugget,joy,mteb_emotion i could feel productive during his treatment,joy,mteb_emotion i am doing this and makes me feel more determined to give it some effort and dig deep when im feeling the pain,joy,mteb_emotion i might hold a sense of satisfaction at feeling superior and giving advice,joy,mteb_emotion i wanted to skate fast wanted to try everything just to see the difference in feel which was amazing,surprise,mteb_emotion i did not want to feel rushed through the program,anger,mteb_emotion i would really love to be with him but not as a friend and not because he feels guilty or sorry for me,sadness,mteb_emotion i do think gt that for those who desire privacy and the camp out feel they would be gt terrific,joy,mteb_emotion i cant feel dont turn your back on me i wont be ignored time wont heal dont turn your back on me i wont be ignored,sadness,mteb_emotion i was younger i used to feel homesick,sadness,mteb_emotion i rarely respond to the comments made unless i have what i feel is a very important and specific reason for doing so,joy,mteb_emotion i feel tender when i have not done anything,joy,mteb_emotion i never feel like anythings getting resolved with my counseling so i just drift away,joy,mteb_emotion i swear and i mean this if the browns fail me tomorrow night and make me feel like an idiot for not trusting my gut feeling that they are going to lose tomorrow i m not picking them to win again all season,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling generous this week,joy,mteb_emotion i left the theater feeling sad and alone the sudden realization of my own fleeting mortality weighing down each and every step,sadness,mteb_emotion i am definitely feeling the effects of the progesterone in two ways my breasts are tender and i m tired,joy,mteb_emotion i will try and stay focused in order to avoid that feeling of a reluctant finish,fear,mteb_emotion i never know how to talk to people after shows i always feel a bit dazed so i hope they didnt think i was rude,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel that this experience has convinced me all the more that we need prayer for our country,joy,mteb_emotion i seek out pain to feel tortured just to feel something,fear,mteb_emotion im feeling optimistic to finish out these last two weeks strong and probably continue with what i have been doing,joy,mteb_emotion i already feel he is using us it feels weird because i havent even done anything there yet but i feel it coming like ministry coming at me,fear,mteb_emotion i did not care much about the number of viewers and the viewer ratings before but as the drama iris gained huge success i began to feel greedy,anger,mteb_emotion i realize how much my little family leans on me and it felt so overwhelming and i feel so inadequate,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling just a little bit pleased with myself,joy,mteb_emotion ive also been for a run which im feeling particularly virtuous about,joy,mteb_emotion i am no longer even remotely ok with my body and i feel ugly to the person who swore to love me,sadness,mteb_emotion i did feel things it was often just repressed fear and anxiety and distrust,sadness,mteb_emotion i just feel tender,joy,mteb_emotion i think one of the most important things is not to allow anything at all to make you feel fearful because fear and any of the other negative emotions pull down your vibration,fear,mteb_emotion i made my way to class feeling a sense of fond connection with childhood only to discover i was without supplies which stirred other memories,joy,mteb_emotion i really feel and i know the devil hates that its always been something he could use against me and im determined not to let him,joy,mteb_emotion i feel for them when things happen and i get excited when things work out well for them,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling ok for my biostatistics course by my physiology course will be touchy,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that they ignored the systemic nature of a pattern of sexual abuse and mishandling of reports of sexual abuse in the service of understandably wishing to defend and protect a friend and his reputation,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like i am doomed to a life of sleep obsession,sadness,mteb_emotion i have had moments of feeling silently offended by egyptian youngsters who identified as egyptian even if they were born in the us labeling me as a white person even though they were in many ways more assimilated than me,anger,mteb_emotion i feel shocked that you d stoup to destinys child b,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel the need to explain myself and my thoughts in ways that are clever funny or maybe even insightful,joy,mteb_emotion i would suggest volunteering to help people in need such as at the salvation army when you help others you learn to appreciate what you still have and feel worthwhile,joy,mteb_emotion i managed however to relax and enjoy the scenery feeling romantic and thoroughly enjoying our th anniversary cruise,joy,mteb_emotion i sometimes feel like a damaged product,sadness,mteb_emotion i woke up feeling fine,joy,mteb_emotion i feel impatient with brian s prolonged assertion of his alien encounter but nobody other than the victim could truly relate to repercussion of being molested,anger,mteb_emotion i can cope with his presence without feeling distressed if i can force myself into a quiet and resigned friendship,fear,mteb_emotion i wasn t feeling well but no specific issue,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like an ungrateful ass a href http thisisntcuteanymore,sadness,mteb_emotion i love how my customers leave the studio looking automatically refreshed and radiant and now with the product line everyone can feel gorgeous and confident,joy,mteb_emotion i feel they are frightened of fats,fear,mteb_emotion i gotta say i m feeling a little slutty here,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like this is a way i can combine all of my creative outpourings into one thing,joy,mteb_emotion i found myself looking at the clock and starting to feel irritated,anger,mteb_emotion im feeling just a little proud,joy,mteb_emotion i am back to feeling determined,joy,mteb_emotion i am off on wednesday to a postgraduate open day but there will be plenty to write about the rest of the week i feel sure,joy,mteb_emotion i feel a little low about being in japan and i always feel pangs of guilt when i fail to appreciate my living situation and decisions,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel dirty watching this series and you can tell how the series is trying to induce false emotions in the viewer,sadness,mteb_emotion i just sat there in my group feeling really depressed because my book just had to go missing at this time,sadness,mteb_emotion i already feel him kicking my ribs making it harder to breath sometimes and taking over precious space where my stomach once was,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling irritated anxious which is often then i dont even like my kids touching me,anger,mteb_emotion ive been getting have been making me feel suspicious like its someone elses great work they are trying to get credit for,fear,mteb_emotion i decide that picking the easy route would get me nowhere and i feel like other people want me tortured so i follow the blue path,fear,mteb_emotion i feel appalled that i took advantage of my old friend s kindness,anger,mteb_emotion ive been feeling a bit messy but im hoping this fresh look will help me figure out a better way to deal,sadness,mteb_emotion i am really excited because i didnt really stand out a lot in high school i was just slightly above average and decently friendly and i feel like delivering this speech will be a cool legacy i can leave on the school,joy,mteb_emotion i wish i could do that chinese bite on my finger so you feel the pain miles away thing but upon some reflection perhaps that wouldnt be very considerate,joy,mteb_emotion i also tried after all that frustration when i was feeling none too energetic for more problems to work on the respirometry stuff which is going to be a huge nightmare,joy,mteb_emotion i feel even more determined to keep up our once per week tradition that my son started,joy,mteb_emotion i feel the need to compensate with only the most perfect jacket as a topper to cover where my boobs do not fulfill their duties,joy,mteb_emotion i could have expected in every way and i was feeling a bit overwhelmed at that point how quickly life changed in the past weeks,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like it might just be ok,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like these unfortunate events fit in with my thought quote i posted above,sadness,mteb_emotion i am feeling so hyper and bouncy,joy,mteb_emotion i doubt that makes any sense to any one but me when i feel emotional the metaphors come tumbling out like a rock slide see,sadness,mteb_emotion i didnt want to feel any pain an hour later they decided to start that up and shortly after that they broke my water,sadness,mteb_emotion i remember being appalled feeling personally insulted that they could have thought that i would listen to something as vulgar as the bee gees,anger,mteb_emotion i look at this photo i feel gentle and calm my makeup is still soft but its warmer and i feel it harmonizes better with the warm colours of these flowers,joy,mteb_emotion i know i haven t met most of you in person but i feel so honored to be able to come together with you as we grow closer to god,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling especially brave and tough ill have to tell the story of scattering his ashes,joy,mteb_emotion i still feel like im being punished,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel nervous about leaving my kid with you,fear,mteb_emotion i feel so contented with my job,joy,mteb_emotion i feel furious at love because i really thought it was better than that,anger,mteb_emotion ill get mopey about what occured in the past but the frequency of that has been decreasing in a logarythmic scale and even then its only when im feeling self doubtful which is also occuring less,fear,mteb_emotion i feel useful and valued and that is fundamental for me,joy,mteb_emotion i actually was in a meeting last week where someone yelled at an older lady because her phone rang i felt terrible for her your boss treats you unfairly or in this case someone makes you feel you are not worth anything is only allowing those who offended to steal your joy,anger,mteb_emotion i don t have to go around questioning broads or feeling suspicious,fear,mteb_emotion i am feeling bitchy this evening,anger,mteb_emotion i feel so relaxed and happy and i have discovered that i love having projects that take a few months to do but in the end i will have an actual product to show for,joy,mteb_emotion i like the fresh feeling of sweet he gave me,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so wiggy about everything maybe ill just drop my virtuous lib stance and join georgie porgie,joy,mteb_emotion ive posted ive been feeling the casual vibe when it comes to dressing,joy,mteb_emotion i ended the podcast feeling not depressed exactly but like i still didn t have a concrete answer for how to strike that balance that self help authors love to talk about,sadness,mteb_emotion im not sure why but im just feeling delicate,joy,mteb_emotion i feel the vile rising in my throat flipping up the lid on the toilet to let it out,anger,mteb_emotion i can feel the rebellious spirit already,anger,mteb_emotion i feel honored to be part of the culinary community here,joy,mteb_emotion i feel no shame whatsoever in longing for iron man at my local cineworld,joy,mteb_emotion i feel ungrateful for wanting more but the truth is,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel sorta vain,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel it like you target blank class di title bookmark on del,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like my fish might be moderately more intelligent than most fish as ive noticed they have a tendency to go to the corner of the tank closest to the container of fish food and just stare at it,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling clever so i changed the last line to cookies for you,joy,mteb_emotion i will admit with the joy of cooking there are also times where you feel defeated,sadness,mteb_emotion i am finally starting to feel like i have a real life here in san vicente and i am no longer on a strange confusing extended vacation,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like even though things arent quite resolved with my major i have peace about it still,joy,mteb_emotion i feel ashamed of you,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel fucking woeful looking at the other girls,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel really irritated when i talk about my problems and people start talking about theirs,anger,mteb_emotion i was feeling homesick for the annual easter breakfast and service at church this morning at when we left to hike up mt precipice for the sunrise,sadness,mteb_emotion i don t know about you but it makes me feel generous,joy,mteb_emotion im already feeling pretty festive this year even though its only november,joy,mteb_emotion i feel helpless to regain a safe feeling,sadness,mteb_emotion i was still feeling hesitant last night but when i woke up i found that i had made my decision and that the slatebook somewhat to my own surprise was what i wanted,fear,mteb_emotion i feel should be determined by me and my actions and nobody or nothing else,joy,mteb_emotion i thought i would feel apprehensive about it i was surprisingly comfortable while he was gone,fear,mteb_emotion i feel drained and i am physically sore from the work i did,sadness,mteb_emotion i sure did appreciate her asking instead of just feeling mad or hurt because she thought i was,anger,mteb_emotion i litsen to his music i feel so much pride to think i gave birth to this amazingly talented child who one day when he was in his early teens picked up a guitar and just played it like it was second nature,joy,mteb_emotion i do not want others to feel unhappy just because they have to accommodate to me,sadness,mteb_emotion i am a prolific writer in my fandom but do not feel that i am as highly respected from fellow writers as i once was because i do write so much and as often as most people cannot,joy,mteb_emotion i feel lonely who make me feel special when i feel useless who are always kind and sweet to me,sadness,mteb_emotion i have a feeling i will be dissatisfied several times,anger,mteb_emotion i feel a gentle tap and find flower child watching me her expression grave,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling restless and frustrated right now in that way specific to people who are recovering from illness or injury,fear,mteb_emotion i feel honoured that such a great man claims me as his friend,joy,mteb_emotion i will burn for you feel pain for you i will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart and tear it apart i will lie for you beg and steal for you i will crawl on hands and knees until you see youre just like me,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel uncomfortable telling others what is on the girls wish lists,fear,mteb_emotion i cant do a simple math question and guess what i broke down in front of my tuition teacher whom i have known for almost years now feeling pressured and i feel so bad bout myself,fear,mteb_emotion i feel doubtful in my abilities,fear,mteb_emotion ive been feeling very listless lately,sadness,mteb_emotion i said at the beginning i have combination oily skin but i still use this around once a week because my skin feels absolutely gorgeous the morning after applying it,joy,mteb_emotion i have to be honest and say that the first two chapters sort of overwhelmed me and i wasnt sure that i was going to be able to follow everything and was feeling kind of dumb,sadness,mteb_emotion i lay here typing this hate blog entry that no one would read although i want the whole world to read and praise me like dickens i feel so miserable,sadness,mteb_emotion i can t look at for too long without feeling depressed,sadness,mteb_emotion i am not feeling so generous and he is sent to the sofa where he glares at me for the next six hours,joy,mteb_emotion i don t really believe because i walked through all the water stops in my first marathon and i actually don t think that walking is bad but dammit i was feeling stubborn and i wanted to get home and needed to be motivated by something,anger,mteb_emotion i firmly believe that the only way to go about this craft is to write the book that you feel passionate about and not to worry about finding the book that the mass audience desires,joy,mteb_emotion i always get that feeling that i got one kids more than another and it is vicious,anger,mteb_emotion i do that i feel ashamed of,sadness,mteb_emotion i don t want to hurt anybody s feelings and i certainly don t want to betray any amount of trust but i do want to entertain and i do want to be faithful to myself my thoughts and the topics at hand,joy,mteb_emotion i feel as though i have merely accepted what has been done and that no matter what time has gone by it will always be with me,joy,mteb_emotion i was an year old girl who just wanted to feel important,joy,mteb_emotion i see all my friends posting pics and status updates of where they are going or what they are doing and i feel a bit jealous knowing it s not something i can get out and enjoy,anger,mteb_emotion i have strong feelings about being faithful,joy,mteb_emotion i suppose we all feel a little inhibited when it comes to picking up the phone and calling someone we re not very close to anymore,sadness,mteb_emotion i used that word just to feel the energy of anticipation as people prepare their delicious meals and gather their needed tools for when they invite their loved ones into their homes,joy,mteb_emotion i might do so simply because i couldnt keep my mouth shut makes me feel terrible,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel just an on going dull pain for a fews hours or a day in my chest,sadness,mteb_emotion i see people who physically resemble me i feel confident to strike up conversations with strangers,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling a bit grouchy today,anger,mteb_emotion i feel so damn curious with what this blond doctor plan to do this night,surprise,mteb_emotion i sit up and i feel awful about it as miles starts feeling up whoever s pants under his back for a cigarette box,sadness,mteb_emotion i dont know it if is the freshness of both but i feel more energetic during these seasons,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling cranky a href http doingaone eighty,anger,mteb_emotion i feel its sad but im okay with it im happy i had done it even though it hurts a little,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel he is a terrific actor,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like everythings going to happen with out me and that ive been disillusioned this whole time,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel restless in my own pursuits,fear,mteb_emotion i felt it had a slight bitterness in the finish that detracted from its oily mouthfeel and sweet entry,joy,mteb_emotion i woke up and felt sad all over again but that was quickly replaced with a feeling that reassured me things will work themselves out on their own time,joy,mteb_emotion i feel quite reluctant to pick up a dance with dragons book because once i m done with that who knows how long i d have to wait for martin to finish his next installment it took him years to release a dance with dragons after a feast for crows,fear,mteb_emotion i was trying to demonstrate that i understood what she was feeling but she was very alarmed and worried for my safety,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like he s a lot more playful open with me than other girls i know he s friends with,joy,mteb_emotion i needed some space i needed to grow i was in the midst of some serious change and ok yes they had also hurt my feelings pretty badly and i was a bit spiteful,anger,mteb_emotion i feel very cheated since i am supporting the family and doing all the other stuff while he spends hours a day gaming,joy,mteb_emotion i continue to feel so content about our decision to move here,joy,mteb_emotion i cant helped but to feel burdened and anxious about this,sadness,mteb_emotion i wont lie this week has been abit of a difficult week for me ive been feeling very stressed and anxious this week plus i think im coming down with the flu but it has definately helped me to appreciate the little things,anger,mteb_emotion i kinda get real attached and excited when i feel that way and i never handle things as well as others would,joy,mteb_emotion i both started to feel uncomfortable and got up to leave which was met with comments of oh yeah right two girls like you wouldnt come to a bar if youre not looking for attention from guys,fear,mteb_emotion i almost didnt even feel convinced by the way the book was written,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling brave ill snatch him to on my lap and after a few seconds of struggling he completely relaxes and submits to mommy scratches,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that poachers and others who kill animals for their pelts ivory or other parts should be punished severely i find hunting and fishing cruel,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel empty after cheated in the name of friendship i was broken,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel sure that i will go beyond that,joy,mteb_emotion i am in the need of some extra guidance and i am feeling doubtful god seems to put the right message in my ear that i need at just the right time,fear,mteb_emotion i just feel insulted oh oh oh to my exexbf i am so totally entirely over you,anger,mteb_emotion im feeling really really sarcastic caustic or theres been an influx of idiots into my flists daily lives,anger,mteb_emotion i feel i can only hope im not alone in these thoughts and im sure to all you fellow exchange students you probably have the same thoughts in mind with at least some of this listed some might say being an exchange student is unlike any other experience,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel that anna ji is little bit stubborn on jan lokpal bill and the protests related to it,anger,mteb_emotion i listen to it i feel all rebellious,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like i am less of a woman less of a person less valuable because im not married and not dating,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling really troubled and down over what my dad said,sadness,mteb_emotion id feel frantic,fear,mteb_emotion i have learned how to present in front of a class without feeling nervous,fear,mteb_emotion i also miss the old curious child within me i just feel that the curious child inside me is dying slowly upon the shock of knowing that the world is not as beautiful as we thought it was,surprise,mteb_emotion i am feeling content and happy with myself,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like we re getting a terrific recruiter basketball coach and person,joy,mteb_emotion i just got back from another miler faster than yesterday and im feeling amazing,surprise,mteb_emotion im feeling adventurous i might even make it multiple tiers too,joy,mteb_emotion i wouldnt say that i suffer from social discomfort at the moment because ive found places where i feel comfortable and even people who have accepted me the way i am,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling cool that night and she got it right,joy,mteb_emotion i am not feeling the love towards myself and that becomes somewhat of a vicious circle resulting in me just feeling lazy complacent and in general just de motivated,anger,mteb_emotion i cant write a review for a book i adore unless i am feeling in the adoring mood at that moment,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling very insecure and sensitive,fear,mteb_emotion i feel so useless some days,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel the most unloved and unlovable,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel special a href http facsimilogos,joy,mteb_emotion i feel pretty strongly about not doing a giveaway to gain numbers,joy,mteb_emotion i feel really honoured to be a part of this inaugural race and you can sense how proud the local runners are to be able to show off their trails and to host this event,joy,mteb_emotion i feel can you stop being so obnoxious and think for me at the very least,anger,mteb_emotion i didint feel any love and caring now,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like a bit of an ungrateful fool for not having written anything about him last week,sadness,mteb_emotion i even dare to try to explain in words how i feel about this gorgeous boy who is here at my house every other day holding my hand through lifes dismays,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling out of sorts restless,fear,mteb_emotion im feeling a little dissatisfied,anger,mteb_emotion i feel so helpless right now,fear,mteb_emotion i feel like ive come a long way and im proud of what ive achieved not only this week but this year as well,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling very anxious this song came on the radio as soon as i got in the car,fear,mteb_emotion i feel numb the end of the world as we know it and i feel numb a href http leslielandberg,sadness,mteb_emotion i was having an awful year racing and was feeling exhausted all the time,sadness,mteb_emotion i am going through trials or just feeling troubled about something i love to put on worship music while i am driving and really think about the words sing and pray as i go,sadness,mteb_emotion i haven t been able to do a lot of stuff most people managed to do in various points of their lives i feel that i have missed out a lot in life and i know that my current path is my only ticket to live a live that i want to,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling hopeful relieved,joy,mteb_emotion i feel i might have lost the potty training train,sadness,mteb_emotion im afraid to call the guy from yesterday because i think hell be angry because i think my boss is angry because i dont communicate with him and i feel like im doing a shitty job and i project my fears onto him,sadness,mteb_emotion i always feel so dull in the morning,sadness,mteb_emotion i am lost for words to tell you of my agonising pain i feel from my own sorrowful heart my heart of darkness,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel lashes out at me and is rude,anger,mteb_emotion i feel groggy and out of sorts from my episode not counting the fact that i got scared last night,sadness,mteb_emotion i know it will be no picnic and i will not feel defeated at all if i get my first contraction and immediately decide to go for the epidural or if i am induced or have to have a c section or whatever may be,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel it is of vital importance and stress we show love towards one another and genuine love please people otherwise feel free to go cold on me i do not like being misled,joy,mteb_emotion i feel a bit calm now,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling brave i would try to pick up running again,joy,mteb_emotion i have asthma and when i can barely breathe when it s hard i feel very shaky and weak i feel like not doing anything but lie there helplessly and i feel like collapesing i did so much reseach and i got nothing,fear,mteb_emotion i walked under the refuge feeling it was the perfect shelter from a storm,joy,mteb_emotion i find it helps to let go of self will by saying let your will be done not mine or when i m feeling particularly impatient in god s time not my time,anger,mteb_emotion i am again not inspired and after looking at ideas and images i feel that i dont appreciate them anymore they become useless and purely skill driven having nothing to do with thought,sadness,mteb_emotion i become someone else and i make random awkward jokes honestly this feeling is so strange is this what it feels like to be on top of a cloud,fear,mteb_emotion i hope i get the job cause im in desperate need of money and i feel greedy,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like that im hated by most of the girls is it becoz im a good dancer,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like living in austin was really sweet in other ways,joy,mteb_emotion i think itd be easier if i had parents that argued with me about it then i could feel rebellious or something p but right now i just feel like a burden,anger,mteb_emotion i think im making up for feeling like i missed autumn and its great colours,sadness,mteb_emotion i blamed the people around me for making me feel less valued for being a stay at home mom,joy,mteb_emotion i feel this weekend is going to be a slutty one,joy,mteb_emotion i get the impression that banjo was really feeling it but molly still prefers her beloved katy perry purrrr,joy,mteb_emotion i didnt get to prank anyone throughout the whole day cos i was either too busy or not feeling creative,joy,mteb_emotion i wish him and i could go out and i could do my hair and makeup and feel cute and flirt and talk and stuff but that never occurs,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling particularly optimistic today and have every reason to look forward to amazing things in,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that books are always a wonderful gift for a baby,joy,mteb_emotion i told him that i was willing to do whatever it took for me to not have to feel this horrible every day,sadness,mteb_emotion i was feeling cold towards to my partner although i didnt think i presented that way i felt like i had to fake my feelings for him and that i didnt love him anymore,anger,mteb_emotion i feel ok that must be the reason why it was so outrageously priced,joy,mteb_emotion i really do feel superior,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like that line is so perfect,joy,mteb_emotion i lie down he feels my belly listens to babys heartbeat gets mad at me for sitting up without rolling onto my side first and then tells me theres some protein in my urine nothing to be worried about though and asks if anything is bothering me,anger,mteb_emotion i left feeling absoloutely devastated,sadness,mteb_emotion i don t have to stiffen don t have to fight for myself or feel bad about behaving the way i naturally behave,sadness,mteb_emotion i work well with almost every client ive ever been in contact with because i know what it means to feel depressed angry frustrated irritated hopeless and apathetic because i feel it daily,sadness,mteb_emotion i hear someone say we should just let gardeners be let folks do whatever they want i feel pretty aggravated,anger,mteb_emotion im feeling so appreciative of every experience in my life that has brought me to now to today,joy,mteb_emotion i feel affectionate toward him,joy,mteb_emotion i feel really shitty and it s seriously like the whole thing is ruined,sadness,mteb_emotion i always feel that love is something much vaster and if we could explore it together perhaps i should then make my life into something worthwhile before it is too late,joy,mteb_emotion i feel useless with just a bachelors and masters,sadness,mteb_emotion i stopped myself and began telling myself what i wanted to feel i am peaceful,joy,mteb_emotion i acted withdrawn and cold towards others in situations that required empathy its not that i dont care i just dont always feel the feelings so i fake it,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like i have nailed the marriage and the house parts of my life and i am happy and content as i can possibly be in those aspects,joy,mteb_emotion i just tell people i feel like one sweet southern mess right now,joy,mteb_emotion i feel for folks with tender plantings that may have been set out too soon it might actually dip below freezing over the next few nights,joy,mteb_emotion i really feel pissed off as i want to spend more time with you,anger,mteb_emotion i feel calm and okay but sometimes i just get so sad,joy,mteb_emotion i went outside to shut in the hens then was tempted by the brilliance of the stars to walk across the frozen fields feeling very cold looking up into the sky,anger,mteb_emotion im feeling a little lethargic,sadness,mteb_emotion i also do feel passionate about teaching,joy,mteb_emotion i woke up about am feeling a little disturbed,sadness,mteb_emotion i have to take jenny in to be spayed so of course im feeling nervous and guilty,fear,mteb_emotion i received a slightly belated message back from daniel and feel a lot more reassured that im not the only one who thinks l is emotionally insensitive,joy,mteb_emotion i had encountered before and as much as these dreams thrilled me they left me feeling even more terrified,fear,mteb_emotion i work myself like crazy doing extra stuff around the house or volunteering and serving other people in an attempt to feel productive and useful to someone anyone pleeeeeease,joy,mteb_emotion i started questioning god feeling worthless and even jealous of others that come by parenthood so easily,sadness,mteb_emotion i can t help feeling curious about it,surprise,mteb_emotion i am feeling so appreciative today,joy,mteb_emotion i feel kinda bitchy and cranky i need to try and take a nap,anger,mteb_emotion i declined to purchase any this time i enjoyed feeling squishing and project thinking all the divine yarn,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like it add a little bit more shield from the cold and the fabric is great for wicking away sweat,anger,mteb_emotion i feel much more relaxed going into this race,joy,mteb_emotion i feel this needs a clever title but i cant think of one,joy,mteb_emotion i feel kind of shamed about myself,sadness,mteb_emotion i felt like id developed feelings for this guy thus explaining why id even follow this guy like a faithful puppy dog and he never knew,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like im so distracted most days,anger,mteb_emotion i always feel sympathetic for those that do as well because life can be really hard on you sometimes when you do have alot of pride,joy,mteb_emotion i have not had any serious injuries or setbacks other than that infection in my foot a couple of months ago but i have noticed that my knees and inner foot have started to ache and feel tender during the longer runs,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like nine times out of as long as you re determined and keen it tends to work out anyway,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling absolutely amazing,surprise,mteb_emotion i got a shot of terbutaline which makes you feel shaky and makes your heart race like you just drank cups of coffee,fear,mteb_emotion i was stressed about my job search and apartment hunting and i was just feeling overwhelmed with everything that was going on,fear,mteb_emotion ive been feeling very mad at it,anger,mteb_emotion i havent been sick in the winter very often since i quit smoking years ago so seldom in fact that now when i do get sick i feel outraged hows that for rational thinking,anger,mteb_emotion im feeling all romantic so i thought id show you some easy last minute presents and fashion ideas for valentines day,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so restless so bored and im in danger of giving up on being good at work,fear,mteb_emotion i need to step up my game but im just feeling like i cant be bothered,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like im unwelcome,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel as uncomfortable now as if i were carrying a volvo but my belly is nice and tidy and looks not unsimilar to the beer gut my dad has nice and hard and round and i waddle just like he does,fear,mteb_emotion im happy to report im still not feeling terribly stressed,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel more loyal to micah,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that it is of vital importance that those who care about me know this stuff,joy,mteb_emotion i did feel slightly weird in that costume,fear,mteb_emotion i didnt want to be spending my days working in a job that i didnt enjoy or to come home feeling stressed and tired and not be able to give my daughter the attention she deserved,anger,mteb_emotion i have noticed my fingers and toes get very cold and almost feel numb,sadness,mteb_emotion i always buy a couple of pork loins when they go on sale and when i m feeling clever i cut them in half and tuck them into gallon size ziplocks with a marinade and stuff them in the freezer,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so extremely disappointed by you you took me for granted,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like everything that i hope to become a piller in my life i cling to i despise myself for clinging to something like a hopeless fucking baby,sadness,mteb_emotion i dont know but i feel virtuous so i accept the reward,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i can t truly get excited for this race because i have no idea whether or not i ll even be able to run it,joy,mteb_emotion i usually end up sitting at my desk feeling like i m at work but just doing unimportant tasks or browsing the internet,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like a mom of a compassionate smart stable human being,joy,mteb_emotion i feel elegant in a dress,joy,mteb_emotion i still feel like there is a lot left to keep me entertained,joy,mteb_emotion i werent feeling crappy enough aunt flo decided to show up and im bloated like a balloon,sadness,mteb_emotion i was feeling overwhelmingly anxious so i went into my room to read my bible and pray,fear,mteb_emotion i write this i giggle and shake my head in humbling shame but in a way i feel somewhat triumphant,joy,mteb_emotion i said something familiar such as i would love to be present with you now and i feel too anxious about time,fear,mteb_emotion i write this th post i feel extremely delighted to buy myself a little corner in this blogger world,joy,mteb_emotion i don t know how else to describe it except to say that i had the same feeling about three weeks before my beloved grandmother passed away,joy,mteb_emotion i have been learning and re learning the lesson that no matter how i feel about myself or even how others may feel about me i am treasured by god,joy,mteb_emotion i know the feel of her losing control against me and trusting me to catch her when she comes apart,joy,mteb_emotion i said before do feel free to contact me this is something i am interested in finding out more about,joy,mteb_emotion i lie in bed knowing that the holy spirit has got to do the work but i feel burdened that i m not working hard enough,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel myself about how successful my attempts are im starting to connect with the fact that people want to hear music not perfection whatever that is,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like he has a very pleasant nearly transparent presence on lobelia though that presence was necessary nonetheless,joy,mteb_emotion i cant feel anything like they said why does everything always hurt so bad,sadness,mteb_emotion i have this grave feeling it will not be back until tomorrow and strangely enough i have accepted it,joy,mteb_emotion i had been blessed to be running it for the th time how could i not be feeling anything but thankful at the many gifts this race had given me,joy,mteb_emotion i suggest you take a look at them when you feel curious enough to know more things about specific english words related to familiar diseases,surprise,mteb_emotion i type these words i feel like i shouldn t be surprised,surprise,mteb_emotion i know it that sucker is overhead and i feel triumphant,joy,mteb_emotion i plan to do so by obtaining an mba and from that mba program i feel that the most valuable outcomes i would like,joy,mteb_emotion i feel a bit lonely just writing this because its not face to face with someone and i cant get feedback,sadness,mteb_emotion i have some great friends and great housemates who have listened to how i feel and reminded me that its so unimportant and i should enjoy my life and be proud of myself,sadness,mteb_emotion when i learnt that my best friend had failed the exams,anger,mteb_emotion i had told gerry yesterday that if i feel isolated it is my own fault,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel these days living in fears just another way of dying before your time so today i am declaring myself fearless,joy,mteb_emotion i started to feel like i was going mad as i was sure i could see stars floating in the water but whenever i went to grab one i came up with nothing,anger,mteb_emotion i basically spent a miserable night crying and feeling terrified and sick to my stomach,fear,mteb_emotion i am feeling the past few days a little distressed about not writing here as much,fear,mteb_emotion im feeling all jolly and warm inside but i just feel empty,joy,mteb_emotion i just wanted to read books watch tv and feel miserable,sadness,mteb_emotion i was feeling a little fearful of trying to eat this damn thing,fear,mteb_emotion i to feel unwelcome at her apartment certainly not,sadness,mteb_emotion i took care of myself by avoiding family events that make me feel shitty,sadness,mteb_emotion i did a body scan and realized that everything was feeling amazing,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel much more energized than on a gloomy rainy autumn day,sadness,mteb_emotion im sure i will feel fine in the morning,joy,mteb_emotion i look at others and feel jealous,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like a moronic bastard,sadness,mteb_emotion i don t care if any of you read this but this is just what i feel when i m around you guys i feel hated,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel the pressure to be funny all the time,surprise,mteb_emotion im okay with her getting married whirlwind style at the courthouse and going off to kentucky to live with him but im still feeling hurt by the betrayal and secretive style she had adopted,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel is the most important question how would we handle this,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so pretty in them it doesnt matter how un glamorous the task is,joy,mteb_emotion i could feel the sincere enthusiasm of all the people who got involved in this project,joy,mteb_emotion i feel remorseful for the crimes that were committed intentionally or unintentionally and whether or not i had known about it or not known about it,sadness,mteb_emotion i can t quite figure out how i feel i m not devastated like i was with lucy and i m not sure if that s because it s easier to do after the first time or what,sadness,mteb_emotion i am feeling depressed cursing my luck,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel truly heartbroken that hyun joongs fans can be so hateful,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel guilty i wont be able to give this little one the same amount of time with just me,sadness,mteb_emotion i know for a fact that he treated everyone this way his love seemed boundless but he also made me feel important,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling a little anxious about the whole thing,fear,mteb_emotion i am sure its meant as a celebration of the various shades of red out there i feel insulted,anger,mteb_emotion i was however totally petrified of feeling it scared to death of giving in and releasing it and afraid i wouldnt be able to cap it again,fear,mteb_emotion i know i feel vulnerable,fear,mteb_emotion i have been feeling so melancholy and alone,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling exponentially more useless on the farm as each day passes,sadness,mteb_emotion i would point out that it really could have used a bit more attention on the writing aspect as it feels a bit dull in few places,sadness,mteb_emotion i love a hearty chat where i mean everything that i say and laugh from the heart gut w e not because i wanna let the person feel im entertained,joy,mteb_emotion i also know that if today i refuse to hate jews or anybody else it is because i know how it feels to be hated,sadness,mteb_emotion i have that feeling that spark and i am not sure where it is going or if it will ever turn into that flame,joy,mteb_emotion i roll my tongue over your labia sucking and nibbling drawing your flesh into my mouth and letting you feel the delicate pinch of my teeth,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so frustrated because i had a long weekday and i dont really have plenty of rest and right now he keeps on coming in the room,anger,mteb_emotion i feel like ive been neglectful,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like a boring blogger lately,sadness,mteb_emotion i soon realized that an initial attraction to an activity that feels playful is often followed by a desire to practice to perfect the talent that led to the original enjoyment,joy,mteb_emotion i always feel a little jealous of my son because when i joined the church i went almost directly into young women so i didnt learn the primary songs,anger,mteb_emotion i feel as though it is worthwhile and career wise,joy,mteb_emotion i still feel like there are more than enough to keep me entertained while still being just a few to keep dusted,joy,mteb_emotion i feel numb i dont experience anything because of the numbness and of me just always feels something is going to go wrong,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling weepy already,sadness,mteb_emotion i look over and to my utter horror i see a man holding the elevator door open instead of feeling terrified or even telling the guy to get off the elevator i imagine the elevator chewing on him like a metallic pacman not pacquiao the other yellow guy,fear,mteb_emotion i havent needed the pain meds maybe i will chillax with some wine feeling all elegant like,joy,mteb_emotion i feel virtuous and tough when i wear a hat jeans and a tshirt without worrying,joy,mteb_emotion i disagree with my parents on many issues and will sometimes let them know my feelings in unkind ways,anger,mteb_emotion i go without a new post the more guilty i feel for leaving all my loyal readers in the dark about my progress in this crazy quest i set out on days ago,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so eager to prove to my friend that im not like that,joy,mteb_emotion i have to admit that i feel the teensiest bit envious of my friends who live there,anger,mteb_emotion i feel it so easily like that of a gentle rain that warms the earth and brings laughter and delight from all those that pause to take notice of such a blessing,joy,mteb_emotion i hate these feelings in my heart i hate that work stressed me out i hate that cornelius wont let me get my way im frustrated lord,sadness,mteb_emotion im still feeling pretty low and demotivated including ups,sadness,mteb_emotion i breathe into the feelings in my body resisting my mind s clever attempts to analyse what i m feeling,joy,mteb_emotion ill likely post more on those later but feel free to ask if you have questions,joy,mteb_emotion i always end up feeling unwelcome and sad,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so amazing musicjuzz,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so giggly reading your comment tags,joy,mteb_emotion i must add the crowd was similar to last night except it had a much more laid back stoner feel with supporting cast of parents escaped from their kids,joy,mteb_emotion i do that made me feel excited about life,joy,mteb_emotion i have been feeling regretful recently that i did not know back then that the abuse was not my fault and that it did not happen because of who i was but because of who they were,sadness,mteb_emotion i am not feeling as terrific as i have been,joy,mteb_emotion i feel quite glamorous in this dress,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like i wouldnt have a longing if only we could have a baby and have that new experience together,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling a lot more positive about the future of the virtual birth unit and simulation in midwifery education,joy,mteb_emotion i just want that feeling of not caring about unnecessary stuff like i felt before,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so very keen to leave the country atm,joy,mteb_emotion i knowing that to this day still makes her feel not shy,fear,mteb_emotion i decided to actually paint this piece in a common canvas because painting in canvas make me feel very artistic,joy,mteb_emotion i really need to find my nitch up here in vt i feel very lonely and bored and it s taking it s toll a href http twitter,sadness,mteb_emotion i felt apprehensive in regards to the party oftentimes in the past other men have made me feel resentful towards them when i attended with them,anger,mteb_emotion i feel so peaceful and happy,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling pretty distracted with a few things that have been going on so it felt good to go with a clear mind,anger,mteb_emotion i thought maybe once i started running i would feel ok,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so dirty but after spending a day at the mk show me and a buddy decided we would get the two player starter between us luckily for us both i liked the everblight and he liked the circle maybe a tad to much so it all worked out well,sadness,mteb_emotion i chance that difficult to accommodate with the feeling of a jehovah and benevolent lord,joy,mteb_emotion i just say the things that i want without even thinking what the person would feel its rude right,anger,mteb_emotion i don t have the feeling of divine vibrations,joy,mteb_emotion i feel unimportant when he spends nights out with sara and i get no phone call,sadness,mteb_emotion i dont know if i should let go and feel that vain or should i wait and stay in vain,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so lucky that i get to experience this joy at sssas every day,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so boring all the time,sadness,mteb_emotion im not the one who feel bothered about this,anger,mteb_emotion i feel your frustration but it s time to calm the hell down,joy,mteb_emotion i slowly realized that even the next day when the six hour effects had worn off i was feeling more energetic and could concentrate working through emotional crap better,joy,mteb_emotion i was gifted one of the books but am feeling a bit intimidated to take on the intricate work,fear,mteb_emotion i feel the presence of the divine with you when you are buried inside me smiling down at me your sweat dripping into my eager mouth,joy,mteb_emotion i entered the office though feeling the monday blues with a joyful and serene spirit dominating,joy,mteb_emotion i feel shy about it all and also a little concerned whether my new title will distance me away from people i care for,fear,mteb_emotion i feel productive and active but i have the balance i need,joy,mteb_emotion i need a break or im feeling stressed out,anger,mteb_emotion ive taken yoga classes for years but for the past few days i was feeling very anxious abou,fear,mteb_emotion i am sitting on the couch and im feeling rather ashamed so to get in the act of things i slap myself,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel ashamed and so i tried my very best to help them,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel so glad that im able to have the time to spend some time with my family now,joy,mteb_emotion i had my carrot sticks not on the program they want you to eat super low gi veggies and carrots are relatively high in sugar however they were convenient and later another shake but i was still feeling pretty lousy,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel watching him grow into a self assured life loving boy,joy,mteb_emotion i had the feeling that it might not have been taken as the truthful and sincere compliment it would have been,joy,mteb_emotion i will feel a dull pain for no reason at all,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel like im working with half of my voice caleb and i make it through a really wonderful night at the comus inn,joy,mteb_emotion i feel lost and then found november i have told jamie this several times,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel comfortable here there was a huge niche market waiting to be explored,joy,mteb_emotion i feel at leaving work is hot and complicated and tempered with the disquiet of a future that feels out of my hands,joy,mteb_emotion i was asked to toast with champagne at the death bed and i remember feeling disgusted,anger,mteb_emotion i can remember feeling that relaxed was last summer on the boat,joy,mteb_emotion i dont really know why but ive also been feeling really rebellious,anger,mteb_emotion i get scared i feel ignored i feel happy i get silly i choke on my own words i make wishes i have dreams and i still want to believe anything could happen in this world for an ordinary girl like you like me for an ordinary girl like you like me how are you,sadness,mteb_emotion i am not sure how i feel i think because i felt like i already knew i have already sort of accepted it,joy,mteb_emotion i remember that i moved them but i cant remember where and i feel so foolish,sadness,mteb_emotion i have been feeling a little or a lot lost,sadness,mteb_emotion i was stupid and said yes which made me feel idiotic because i didnt stick to my guns and do what i had set out to do,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling a little more hopeful about the future of my career,joy,mteb_emotion ive got a off sale the ad says starting tomorrow but im feeling generous and started it now,joy,mteb_emotion i often feel discouraged and frustrated and i am not where i want to be in life right now,sadness,mteb_emotion i did about nothing today and feel a little regretful,sadness,mteb_emotion i ever recognized what it was to feel passionate about something was with music,joy,mteb_emotion im upset with myself because i really feel like i have a blank years from years old,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel is an acceptable and significant modernization to the storyline not a detraction,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling pretty homesick this week but i suppose thats to be expected,sadness,mteb_emotion i dont know what has been wrong with me the past few days i almost feel homesick and i havent even left for australia yet,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel cranky tonight so im not really updating properly,anger,mteb_emotion i always feel stupid afterwards,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel appalled right now,anger,mteb_emotion i feel underappreciated and under valued,joy,mteb_emotion im ok with that it feels a little weird,surprise,mteb_emotion i never feel shy to call or send a billion text messages to and i wont be bugging her,fear,mteb_emotion i feel enraged by the amount of people participating for the chance to break things or those who treat it as a tourist event,anger,mteb_emotion i actually feel halfway benevolent,joy,mteb_emotion i like being in church on sundays it makes me feel more virtuous how self effacing and more settled for the week ahead,joy,mteb_emotion i am thinking is the fact because xanax slows your system down it allows you to feel very relaxed but also it might leave you with a not enough energy and motivation,joy,mteb_emotion im crashing and i feel all irritable and estrogen ish,anger,mteb_emotion i ignore this voice as well knowing by now it doesn t matter if i feel humiliated by what you request of me i like that feeling i welcome that flushed hot feeling of embarrassment that you can arouse in me,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel rotten remind me that your fruit won t spoil,sadness,mteb_emotion i guess it could be described as me just not really feeling like i m a part of the popular bands the up and comers or the growing local band,joy,mteb_emotion i am on top of my game and my fingers feel strong and loose,joy,mteb_emotion i realized that i would be sad to leave this plane so soon and that just because i am feeling unloved and rejected there is no need to transfer those feelings of sadness on to those of my children left behind who i know do love and appreciate me and their father,sadness,mteb_emotion i can choose to tell the whole word what im feeling now or just fake it with some happy stories,sadness,mteb_emotion i never dreamed i would be so busy so soon in the new year but i am loving it and feeling so very gracious and fortunate,joy,mteb_emotion i am still feeling a tad strange in those pearly whites,surprise,mteb_emotion i feel so pathetic and useless being unable to do anything,sadness,mteb_emotion ive been doing hour weeks and ill get paid for the extra time but i am starting to feel a bit abused they are putting a lot of pressure on me to look after both kids and do all of the cooking and cleaning,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel inside cause life is like a game sometimes but then you came around me the walls just disappeared nothing to surround me and keep me from my fears im unprotected see how ive opened up youve made me trust,fear,mteb_emotion i was feeling distracted yesterday,anger,mteb_emotion i feel so needy latley,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel reassured by their behavior on this matter and will definitely continue to do business with them,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling a bit jaded that day but told myself why the hell not,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel bouncy and i could easily run out there few hours,joy,mteb_emotion i dont really care and i dont feel proud of myself at all,joy,mteb_emotion ive started feeling like almost nothing is worth getting agitated about,fear,mteb_emotion im polyamorous something im starting to feel truly accepted for being,joy,mteb_emotion i feel like my room is messy if theyre open,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel rebellious i wish i could do things legally i cant smoke drink or drive,anger,mteb_emotion i don t know what to feel as in i am not sure should i feel sad cause it is ending or should i feel glad that it is over and i can move on,joy,mteb_emotion i feel so discontent so guilty so pathetic so lonley and i hate myself for it,sadness,mteb_emotion i do not and they see that nice words keep a heart feeling wonderful,joy,mteb_emotion i didn t feel intimidated or overwhelmed with information though,fear,mteb_emotion i didn t mean to get angry with you bommie i just can t control my feelings hellip i just hated myself why i am like this the dara who can t get over with that b,sadness,mteb_emotion i got into the house feeling fairly calm the photographer is weaving his way in and out of bridesmaids doing touch ups my dad is telling a story my mom is running in and out of the house i manage to go through my list before the bridesmaids start clamoring for the dress,joy,mteb_emotion i feel that i could be gentle you light up my future,joy,mteb_emotion i feel really selfish and feel guilty when i think about hurting myself,anger,mteb_emotion i feel so emotional today,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel foolish when i look at your facebook page and see how many friends you have they all love you so much why would someone like you want me,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling good these days and my only complaints are that its getting harder and harder to move around and chase after stone and its getting harder and harder to find clothes that fit,joy,mteb_emotion ive been feeling groggy the whole day,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel gorgeous yes,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling a little apprehensive about the whole thing,fear,mteb_emotion i feel that bassanio is sincere about wooing portia,joy,mteb_emotion i just feel so hopeless sometimes,sadness,mteb_emotion i was cooking my dinner feeling pretty melancholy when zane lowe gave it the first spin on his radio one show on tuesday and the song matched my mood perfectly,sadness,mteb_emotion i was gaining weight getting a lot stronger and feeling amazing,joy,mteb_emotion i am feeling amazing and seeing the difference,surprise,mteb_emotion im feeling playful a href http,joy,mteb_emotion i check you when you re sleeping feel your nose and toes to be sure you aren t too hot or cold,joy,mteb_emotion i can send my children to a private school and i don t have to apologize explain or feel embarrassed about this choice,sadness,mteb_emotion i remember wanting to fit in so bad and feeling like no one liked me,joy,mteb_emotion i also feel it helped the newbie bloggers connect and feel welcomed immediately,joy,mteb_emotion i feel divine in more ways than one,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling disheartened when going on dates because i didn t feel i was meeting anyone i clicked with or would consider a long term relationship with,sadness,mteb_emotion i am now and i still feel the aching loneliness of that quiet hospital room,sadness,mteb_emotion i was feeling especially brave and asked me to take her engagement photos in hawaii,joy,mteb_emotion i see how it turns out i ll talk more about it right now i m feeling proud and scared and a little sick i think that s adrenaline though,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling so damn gloomy too,sadness,mteb_emotion i can feel the warmth of the gentle sun,joy,mteb_emotion i guess as long as the table in the above is policy discussions and not working and fighting for change within the american theater which i feel im very devoted to i can get behind it though it seems slanted,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling more optimistic with blue skies no wind and temperatures hovering at about degrees,joy,mteb_emotion i also feel the need to mention that the animators at pixar sure outdid themselves this time,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling playful that day and replied with a lighthearted bit of banter unwittingly replacing her question mark with a solid check mark my voice was just right for the funny yet informational for dummies series,joy,mteb_emotion i was feeling rather cranky cos i was thinking about the lack of sleep i had bah,anger,mteb_emotion i feel scared anxious,fear,mteb_emotion i feel it is really valuable to contemplate on that phrase thy will be done in all of our lives,joy,mteb_emotion i spent last night on the couch feeling like i was suffering from hypothermia while the house remained at a balmy,sadness,mteb_emotion i dont want to always be judgmental of particular men or scenarios that i often see in this area but with so much trafficking forced sex work and what basically amounts to slavery its hard not to feel slightly embittered and disillusioned,sadness,mteb_emotion i have no strong feelings for this book neither hated nor loved it,anger,mteb_emotion i blunder through my life ignoring the pain when at all possible and feeling only that dull ache like hearing only the slightest echo of a scream far away,sadness,mteb_emotion im feeling cooped up and impatient and annoyingly bored,anger,mteb_emotion im able to refine my poses and concepts without feeling rushed,anger,mteb_emotion im thinking well i could be a bit smaller but for health reasons and i should see a doctor more regularly because im feeling crappy,sadness,mteb_emotion i came out of the airport that makes me feel irritable uncomfortable and even sadder,anger,mteb_emotion i wasnt feeling sociable i really wasnt,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling scared and the rage filled im mad at me,fear,mteb_emotion i have found myself fighting back as he wakes me from my sleep time and time again feeling the hurt and sting of my own abandonment to my first love,sadness,mteb_emotion i feel defeated that i have to take advil again but i suppose to get the inflammation down inside as well as outside its necessary,sadness,mteb_emotion i had that kinda feeling but ignored it,sadness,mteb_emotion i really feel like they were gentle reminders that while god hasnt always promised an easy road he has promised to be with us as we travel the rough ones,joy,mteb_emotion i dont blame it all to them and im not angry at them infact i feel fairly sympathetic for them,joy,mteb_emotion i feel tortured delilahlwl am considering i had one the other day about one of my closest friends raping and killing chicks,anger,mteb_emotion i told my fiance how i am feeling so angry and upset,anger,mteb_emotion i can feel its suffering,sadness,mteb_emotion i just keep feeling like someone is being unkind to me and doing me wrong and then all i can think of doing is to get back at them and the people they are close to,anger,mteb_emotion im feeling a little cranky negative after this doctors appointment,anger,mteb_emotion i feel that i am useful to my people and that gives me a great feeling of achievement,joy,mteb_emotion im feeling more comfortable with derby i feel as though i can start to step out my shell,joy,mteb_emotion i feel all weird when i have to meet w people i text but like dont talk face to face w,fear,mteb_emotion Why do all you’re coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?,surprise,meld "Oh. That’s so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, ‘Where’s number 27?!’",anger,meld Y'know what?,neutral,meld "Come on, Lydia, you can do it.",neutral,meld Push!,joy,meld "Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder.",joy,meld "Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out!",joy,meld "Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho.",joy,meld "Let's— I was just—yeah, right.",joy,meld Push!,joy,meld Push!,joy,meld Okay.,neutral,meld "Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?",neutral,meld "Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.",sadness,meld "Okay, go left. Left! Left!",surprise,meld "Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!",anger,meld "Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head!",anger,meld Straight up over your head!,anger,meld You can do it!,joy,meld You can do it!,joy,meld Okay.,neutral,meld You got it?,neutral,meld "Oh, okay, I get it.",neutral,meld "No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even",fear,meld Howard's the,neutral,meld "Yes but too me he's just, man.",neutral,meld "Okay, fine, whatever. Welcome to the building.",anger,meld "Ugh, can you believe that guy!",disgust,meld Yeah. I really like his glasses.,neutral,meld Ohh!,surprise,meld What?,neutral,meld It kicked! I think the baby kicked!,surprise,meld Oh my God!,surprise,meld "Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.",neutral,meld Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!,fear,meld "Oh wait, Joey, you can’t go like that! You stink!",disgust,meld "Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don’t have time!",anger,meld "They’re just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.",neutral,meld You’re coming on to the entire room! I’m Chandler.,anger,meld Hi.,neutral,meld Hi.,neutral,meld You mind if I,neutral,meld "No, please.",neutral,meld "So uh, what are you in for?",neutral,meld I talk in my sleep.,neutral,meld "What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.",neutral,meld So why don’t you give me your number?,neutral,meld Previously on Friends.,neutral,meld I don’t know exactly. It’s-it’s sorta like wrestling.,neutral,meld Oh?!,surprise,meld "Yeah, but without the costumes.",neutral,meld Oh.,neutral,meld "And it’s not fake, it’s totally brutal.",neutral,meld "Yeah, it’s two guys in a ring, and the rules are: “They’re",neutral,meld "So you can like, bite, and pull people’s hair and stuff?",surprise,meld "Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking.",neutral,meld What’s fish hooking?,surprise,meld "Huh, what’s fish hooking... Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?",neutral,meld "What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath.",neutral,meld "Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.",sadness,meld "Well, that makes me feel so good.",joy,meld It was just so awkward and bumpy.,neutral,meld Bumpy?,surprise,meld "Well, maybe he had some kind of uh, new, cool style, that you're not familiar with.",neutral,meld And uh maybe you have to get used to it.,neutral,meld "Well there really wasn't much time to get used to it, you know what I mean?",joy,meld Coming through! Oh! Coming through! Oh! Hello! Hi! No! Right! Coming through!,fear,meld "Oh well, it’s not so bad.",neutral,meld "Yeah, most of the damage is pretty mostly contained in the bedrooms.",sadness,meld Oh!,surprise,meld My God!,surprise,meld "Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?",neutral,meld Excuse me?,surprise,meld Joey! He’s working! You would look,anger,meld "Oh, how bad is it?",sadness,meld "Oh, it’s bad. It’s really bad. The only thing in there that isn’t burned is an ass. Which I do",sadness,meld How’s your room Rach?,neutral,meld Everything’s ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater.,sadness,meld Isn’t that mine?,neutral,meld Fine! I’m sorry for your loss!,anger,meld "So uh, you’re not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?",neutral,meld "Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am",joy,meld "Yes, they can stay with us.",neutral,meld Have you figured out what started the fire Mr. Fireman?,neutral,meld There’s just so much pressure.,anger,meld "I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different.",neutral,meld I don’t know if you’d understand.,neutral,meld "Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.",neutral,meld "Well Phoebe, we gotta do something!",sadness,meld I mean there’s no way Joey’s gonna make it in time.,fear,meld So I’m gonna go through the hotel and see if there’s any other weddings going on.,neutral,meld Okay. Oh but don’t tell them Monica’s pregnant because they frown on that.,neutral,meld Okay.,neutral,meld "What’s all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!",anger,meld "Ross, we can handle this.",neutral,meld "Well, apparently not, and I can’t just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly.",sadness,meld "I mean, enough of the silliness!",anger,meld "Well, why don’t you tell her to stop being silly!",anger,meld Okay-okay!,anger,meld "Two very good points, look I’ve known you both a long time, and I’ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you’ve been since you’ve got together.",sadness,meld Do you really want to throw that all away over a room?,sadness,meld That is so silly.,joy,meld "Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?",neutral,meld "Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love.",neutral,meld Love is the best medicine.,joy,meld That’s laughter.,joy,meld Why do you do it?,neutral,meld I don’t know.,neutral,meld "Okay! All right! Now, Chandler you-you wanna live with Monica, right?",neutral,meld "Yeah, I do.",neutral,meld "And Mon, you wanna live with Chandler, don’t ya?",neutral,meld Yes.,neutral,meld Good! A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York!,joy,meld Oh.,neutral,meld "But I don't. Me, Phoebe.",neutral,meld "Well, I'm not I'm not at all surprised they feel that way.",neutral,meld "You're not? See, that's why you're so great!",surprise,meld "Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic.",neutral,meld "Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me!",anger,meld Define me!,anger,meld "Love me, I need love!",anger,meld Have you really done this before?,surprise,meld Yeah!,joy,meld Yeah!,joy,meld Yeah!,joy,meld "You just take a big, big swing.",neutral,meld "Now, don’t hold back.",neutral,meld Hey!,joy,meld Hey-hey-hey!,joy,meld What are you doing?,neutral,meld We’re just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back.,joy,meld "Oh, all right.",neutral,meld "Yeah! Sure! Yep! Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.",joy,meld Oh yeah? Well maybe you and I should take a walk through a bad neighborhood.,joy,meld Okay!,joy,meld Bye!,neutral,meld Bye!,neutral,meld Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!,anger,meld "Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese?",neutral,meld "Listen uh, I’d prefer it if you didn’t call me Joey.",neutral,meld "Since I don’t know anyone here, I thought it’d be cool to try out a cool work nickname.",neutral,meld "Hey, dragon! Here’s your tips from Monday and Tuesday.",neutral,meld There’s like-there’s like 300 bucks in this one!,surprise,meld "Yeah, people get pretty generous around the holidays. And it never hurts to wear tight trousers.",neutral,meld Could the waiters gather around to hear tonight’s specials?,neutral,meld "Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bag—Why is nobody writing these down?",neutral,meld Because we can remember them.,neutral,meld Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?,anger,meld Hey. When you guys were kids and you played,neutral,meld I was always Joanne.,neutral,meld "Question. Was ah, ‘Egg the Gellers!’ the war cry of your neighbourhood?",neutral,meld Ewww! Oh! It’s the Mattress King!,disgust,meld Don’t look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!,disgust,meld "Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.",joy,meld What a wank!,anger,meld "Oh, I cannot believe he’s using our divorce to sell mattresses.",anger,meld I know!,anger,meld "And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves.",anger,meld And I’m appalled for you by the way.,anger,meld "You had to do it, didn’t you? You couldn’t just leave it alone.",sadness,meld Four percent. Okay. I tip more than that when there’s a bug in my food.,disgust,meld "Ross, tonight was about the two of you getting along. Oh, would you just see my chiropractor, already.",anger,meld "Yeah, I’m gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.",disgust,meld "Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?",neutral,meld "I’m, I’m freaking out!",fear,meld Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn’t have!,fear,meld "All right, I haven’t lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something.",neutral,meld Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?,neutral,meld Um. yeah.,neutral,meld I am,neutral,meld "All right, look, here’s the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay.",neutral,meld "So, I’ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.",neutral,meld "Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn’t work.",anger,meld "Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that’s why you have got to be the bigger man here.",neutral,meld "Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn’t make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say ‘Like me!",anger,meld Like me tiny doctor!’,anger,meld "Okay, well can’t you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?",sadness,meld "Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay we’re never gonna get along.",anger,meld "Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay.",anger,meld "Because I already got a Mother and a Father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, I don’t wanna have to have a separate room for you too!",anger,meld "Okay, okay, okay. I’ll get the bagels.",neutral,meld "Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?",neutral,meld "All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then.",neutral,meld "Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay.",neutral,meld Really? A purse?,surprise,meld It's not a purse! It's a shoulder bag.,anger,meld It looks like a women's purse.,neutral,meld "No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look. See look,",neutral,meld "See look,",neutral,meld Exactly! Unisex!,neutral,meld Maybe you need sex.,neutral,meld No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex.,joy,meld "Well, I ain't gonna say no to that.",neutral,meld "So, um, have you told your parents?",neutral,meld "No, but it'll be OK, they're pretty cool, my brother's straight so. . .",neutral,meld Here you go.,neutral,meld "You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who.",neutral,meld "no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't think either answer would make me feel better.",sadness,meld I love you Phoebe.,joy,meld So your brother's straigh huh? Seriously.,surprise,meld Hey!,joy,meld Hi.,neutral,meld "I just came over to drop off…nothing. So that weekend kinda sucked, huh?",neutral,meld "Yeah, it did.",joy,meld "So, I guess this is over.",sadness,meld What?,neutral,meld "Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime.",sadness,meld "Why, exactly?",surprise,meld "Because of the weekend, we had a fight.",sadness,meld Chandler that's crazy!,surprise,meld If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh!,anger,meld "So, this isn't over?",neutral,meld You are so cute!,joy,meld No.,joy,meld "No, it was a fight.",neutral,meld You deal with it and move on!,joy,meld It's nothing to freak out about.,neutral,meld Really? Okay. Great!,joy,meld "Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship!",joy,meld We're in a relationship?,surprise,meld I'm afraid so.,neutral,meld Okay.,neutral,meld Hi!,joy,meld So you like the short hair better.,neutral,meld What? Yeti—I mean Danny?,neutral,meld Can I tell you a little secret?,neutral,meld Yeah!,joy,meld I want to keep one.,neutral,meld "Ohh, I'm gonna be on the news!",joy,meld What? Honey.,neutral,meld "Oh, I am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.",neutral,meld "Oh God, I’m so sorry.",sadness,meld I know.,neutral,meld Ow!!,anger,meld Oh God!,surprise,meld "Hey, you guys! Guess what?",joy,meld Got a job on a river boat?,neutral,meld "Y'know what I didn’t wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? You’re not my girlfriend anymore so...",anger,meld "Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.",neutral,meld "Now that you’re on you’re own, you’re free to look as stupid as you like.",anger,meld You like it right?,neutral,meld Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. Ross! Ross! I’m kidding!,neutral,meld "Yeah, come here!",neutral,meld What-what was it you were gonna tell us?,neutral,meld Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!,neutral,meld "Okay, good bye!",anger,meld Hey I got one! I got one!,joy,meld Hi!,joy,meld Hi.,neutral,meld "Oh uh, up or down?",neutral,meld Oh down please. I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it?,joy,meld Could you press up too please?,neutral,meld Sure! I feel so bad for you. I broke my leg once too.,sadness,meld Oh yeah? How’d yours happen?,neutral,meld "Well, it’s a long story.",neutral,meld It’s kind of embarrassing.,neutral,meld Let’s just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual.,joy,meld How about you?,neutral,meld Car accident.,sadness,meld "Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasn’t paying attention?",neutral,meld "Yeah. Me. Oh hey, that’s me. Hey uh, I take it you’re just visiting someone.",neutral,meld "Uh-huh, yeah.",neutral,meld "Well umm, if you have sometime y’know and maybe you might want to visit someone else",neutral,meld Oh yeah! I-I would like that.,joy,meld Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!,anger,meld "Uh, you gotta press the button.",neutral,meld "Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps.",neutral,meld "Oh, I didn't factor in the room tax.",surprise,meld "Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.",neutral,meld Oh my god.,surprise,meld What?,surprise,meld There's something new in the bowl.,surprise,meld "Look, we have enough, just walk away.",fear,meld "No, but I want...I want the pinecones!",joy,meld There's a forest right outside.,neutral,meld It's not the same.,neutral,meld "Ok, go quick!",fear,meld Thank you for a delightful stay.,joy,meld "Oh, my maple candy!",joy,meld "Oh my God, what happened?",surprise,meld "Oh. God, crazy Chandler. He spun me...off...the...bed!",joy,meld Wow! Spinning that sounds like fun.,joy,meld "Oh, I wish. No, you know he was just trying Ross's Hug and Roll thing.",joy,meld Ross's what?,surprise,meld "You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.",disgust,meld "Whoops. Oh, hey, do you need help with that?",neutral,meld "Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! That’s my Dad, that’s Frank! Yeah! I’m sorry I’m getting all flingy.",surprise,meld "Take it easy--if you want, there’s cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria! I can make sangria!",joy,meld "No-no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks.",neutral,meld Oh.,neutral,meld "Well, so, umm, anyway umm, I’ve been, I’ve been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?",neutral,meld "Oh no, I-I’m sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.",sadness,meld "Oh, okay. Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything.",neutral,meld "Ohh, well. Y'know we were always together, in fact the had a nickname for the three of us.",neutral,meld "Oh, what? What was it?",surprise,meld The three losers.,sadness,meld "Oh, poor Lily.",sadness,meld "Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.",sadness,meld "Yeah, no, it was great.",joy,meld "Well, alright, we already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her, oh try this one!",sadness,meld Go back in time and listen to Phoebe!,anger,meld "Alright here’s something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.",neutral,meld Ok.,neutral,meld It worked!,surprise,meld Oh oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit.,sadness,meld "Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it won’t stop crying.",sadness,meld "Umm, she Rach, not it, she.",neutral,meld "Yeah, I’m not so sure.",neutral,meld "Oh my god, I am losing my mind.",anger,meld "Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!",anger,meld "Well, you’re not.",neutral,meld "Oh, it’s so easy for you I mean, you’re not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!",disgust,meld "Yeah I can! And don’t think I don’t, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha!",joy,meld "Monica. You’ve, you’ve done it right?",surprise,meld "Of course I have! What do you think, I’m some 30 year old virgin?",anger,meld Oh my God! You’re a 30 year old virgin!,surprise,meld "Say it louder, I don’t think the guy all the way in the back heard you!",disgust,meld "It’s not like, I haven’t any opportunities.",anger,meld "I mean, y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy.",neutral,meld "I’m seeing this guy Roger, all right?",neutral,meld "He’s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with.",neutral,meld "Y’know, give him my flower.",neutral,meld "Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, you’ve waited",surprise,meld Y’know what? You are right?!,surprise,meld I mean sex does not have to be a big deal!,anger,meld There shouldn’t be all this rules and restrictions!,anger,meld "Y’know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever",neutral,meld Rachel! I’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband!,anger,meld Oh what do you know? Virgin!,anger,meld "Push, push!",neutral,meld We're here!,joy,meld Where have you been?,neutral,meld "Long story, honey.",neutral,meld "All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need— Excuse me, could I have this?",neutral,meld C'mon up.,neutral,meld Behind my brother's back? ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.,anger,meld "So, I hear, you hate me!",anger,meld "I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.",neutral,meld A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.,anger,meld And you got a 'hate' from that?! Your taking a big leap there...,fear,meld "All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey.",anger,meld "So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.",neutral,meld But what does that gonna do...,anger,meld For Chandler!,anger,meld "Guess what, I got an audition!",joy,meld "Awww, one of my students got an audition. I’m so proud.",joy,meld I was wondering if you would consider coaching me for it?,neutral,meld You bet! What’s the part?,joy,meld "Oh it’s great, it’s a role on",joy,meld "Hi! Hi! Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?",neutral,meld I thought he was with you.,neutral,meld "He-he was with me umm, we’re playing a little game, y’know? Hide and seek.",neutral,meld "You can’t ask us son, that’s cheating.",neutral,meld "You’re right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.",neutral,meld "Well, he better not come by here. He can’t see the bride in the wedding dress.",neutral,meld "As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.",joy,meld "But that was after the wedding, it’s not bad luck then.",neutral,meld "Honey, it isn’t good luck.",neutral,meld Oh my God! Monica!,surprise,meld "I know! Hey, how’s Chandler doin’?",neutral,meld Great. He’s doing great. Don’t you worry about Chandler.,neutral,meld Yeah baby!,joy,meld "I’m really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two actually had hooked up.",neutral,meld "So, we did okay at the strip club, right?",neutral,meld "Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!",anger,meld I can’t believe it! He still hasn’t called.,anger,meld "Who, Josh?",surprise,meld It’s Joshua.,anger,meld "What, he doesn’t like Josh?",surprise,meld "No, I don’t.",disgust,meld "All right, well I’m gonna put my sweats back on.",neutral,meld Oh no!,surprise,meld Wait!,surprise,meld "Okay, y’know what, you were right, you were right.",sadness,meld "We really weren’t great at being guys, but you know why?",sadness,meld Because we’re girls.,neutral,meld "Thank you, thanks.",joy,meld "Yeah, I lost it.",sadness,meld "Y’know, I’m not gonna play anymore, would you, can you finish my set?",neutral,meld "After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.",surprise,meld "Yeah, like I could",neutral,meld What?,surprise,meld I played bad on purpose guys.,joy,meld "Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.",surprise,meld "Yeah—no, just that last song.",neutral,meld "Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.",neutral,meld "Oh yeah, who’s playing?",neutral,meld The players.,neutral,meld Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess.,neutral,meld "Please, it’s a relief is what it is, is what it is.",neutral,meld "All right Pheebs, stick out your plate!",neutral,meld Oh.,neutral,meld Whose is it?,neutral,meld I don’t want to say.,neutral,meld "Oh, come on! I don’t care! Come on! Whose is it?",joy,meld Diane Keaton.,neutral,meld Phoebe! Come on! Let’s go! Come on! Why aren’t you dressed yet?!,anger,meld "I’m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out.",neutral,meld "No, Phoebe, I’ll tell you what, if you get ready now I’ll let you play it at the wedding.",neutral,meld Really?!,surprise,meld Oh that’s so exciting!,joy,meld Thanks Mon!,joy,meld "Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I’ll have to pound on you for a little bit.",anger,meld "Fair enough, now go get ready!",neutral,meld "I’ll get everybody else , finally we can start celebrating my— I’m sorry, uh apparently I’ve opened the door to the past.",neutral,meld "My best shoes, so good to me.",joy,meld I wear them everyday.,joy,meld "Down at the heel, holes in the toes.",joy,meld Don’t care what people say.,joy,meld "My feet’s best friends, pals to the end.",joy,meld With them I’m one hot chicky.,joy,meld "Though late one night, not much light, I....",neutral,meld I stepped in something icky.,joy,meld "Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I’ll.... avoid the..... pillleeeee.",joy,meld "God, it’s gonna so weird like when I come home and you’re not here.",sadness,meld No more Joey and Chan’s.,sadness,meld No more J and C’s.,sadness,meld """You wanna go over to Joey and Chandler’s?""",neutral,meld """Can’t, its not there.""",neutral,meld "Look, I’m just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff.",neutral,meld Yeah but we won’t be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.,sadness,meld Not once did we do that.,neutral,meld Hi.,neutral,meld Hey!,neutral,meld Hi.,neutral,meld "So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.",neutral,meld "Oh yeah? Well, how’d she take it?",neutral,meld "Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didn’t cry. She wasn’t angry or sad.",neutral,meld "Okay, if you need the vacuum, it’s in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator",neutral,meld "Okay, okay, but Rachel’s gonna be here too, can’t I just ask her this stuff?",neutral,meld "Yeah, okay, give that a try!",neutral,meld All right! Let’s do it!,joy,meld Woo-hoo!!,joy,meld "Yeah, cheerie-o!",joy,meld London baby!,joy,meld Hi!,joy,meld Hi!,joy,meld Monica? What time is it?,neutral,meld "Uhh, 9.",neutral,meld But it's dark out.,neutral,meld "Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.",neutral,meld I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise.,neutral,meld I'm,neutral,meld "I know, me too.",neutral,meld Hey!,joy,meld Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend?,neutral,meld Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time.,joy,meld All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.,surprise,meld "Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing.",neutral,meld "Ohh, I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey!",joy,meld "Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go.",neutral,meld Wait! What about Joey?,neutral,meld "Oh umm, there’s also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. What is that?",neutral,meld Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.,neutral,meld I’m so sorry!,fear,meld You didn’t bring,neutral,meld Hey!,joy,meld Hi!,joy,meld "Oh you know uh Kash, really liked you the other day. He said he thought you were charming.",neutral,meld Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.,neutral,meld "To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, you’re",disgust,meld "No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment became available.",neutral,meld "Oh, you’re switching apartments?",surprise,meld "It’s not for me, it’s for Rachel.",neutral,meld But Rachel has an apartment.,neutral,meld "Yeah, but when the baby comes she’s gonna want to move.",neutral,meld She is?,surprise,meld "Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you?",surprise,meld I guess I didn’t really think about it.,neutral,meld Ezel! Hey Gunther! You’re an ezel!,anger,meld Damnit!,anger,meld Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! Can you believe they make these for little people?,surprise,meld Little village people.,neutral,meld "Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite.",joy,meld "Oh, that is so sweet!",joy,meld I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!,joy,meld "Huh. Except, Phoebe’s not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.",neutral,meld Because she’s not gonna get to keep the babies.,sadness,meld Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!,sadness,meld Wait a minute!,surprise,meld "Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after she’s done being pregnant.",joy,meld "Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.",neutral,meld "Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants she’s always wanted!",joy,meld "Oh, she’s gonna love that!",joy,meld Okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?,neutral,meld "Yes your honor, and here are, are forms, all filled out.",neutral,meld So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable.,neutral,meld "Fine, I’m mentally unstable.",anger,meld And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug user.,neutral,meld What?!,surprise,meld "Uh yes, heroin and crack.",neutral,meld Crack isn’t even an intravenous drug!,anger,meld "Well, you would know.",neutral,meld Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?,neutral,meld "Oh, come on!",sadness,meld "Ross, please, I found the magazines!",sadness,meld Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn’t mean I wanna walk around naked.,neutral,meld "I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.",neutral,meld Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?,joy,meld "I know, I lied! I didn’t want her to think I was a terrible mother! I can’t even see my own baby!",sadness,meld "Oh sure, come here! Sure you can! Uh, look come here look, it’s-it’s-it’s, it’s right there .",neutral,meld "Oh. Oh, it’s beautiful. I see it now.",joy,meld Do you really?,neutral,meld "No, I don’t see it!",anger,meld "Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this? This tiny thing that looks like a peanut?",joy,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld Sweetie that’s it.,joy,meld "That’s it? Well I saw that! Ohh-ohh-oh, thank you.",joy,meld You’re welcome.,neutral,meld Wow! I can’t believe that’s our baby.,surprise,meld "Yeah, that’s our baby.",joy,meld Gin.,neutral,meld "We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.",joy,meld Will you stop!,joy,meld Okay. All right.,neutral,meld "Okay, all right, I think you’re great, I think you’re sweet, and you’re smart, and I love you.",joy,meld But you will always be the guy who peed on me.,disgust,meld Hey!,joy,meld Hey!,joy,meld Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!,joy,meld "Hey, check me out, I’m a slut!",joy,meld "So you uh, want to do something tonight?",neutral,meld Oh I can’t. Dr. Roger is coming over again.,neutral,meld Oh.,neutral,meld Oh right!,surprise,meld Right!,surprise,meld "Because you’re still seeing him and uh, he’s a good guy.",sadness,meld "I mean, I remember a time when",sadness,meld Are you okay?,neutral,meld "Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?",joy,meld "Great! It’s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was",joy,meld I bet he can.,neutral,meld "Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. Are you sure you’re okay?",neutral,meld "Oh yeah! Yeah! Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine!",sadness,meld You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.,neutral,meld "Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now.",neutral,meld "Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart.",anger,meld "Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?",fear,meld "Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children. I am sure it's gonna be just fine.",neutral,meld "oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks.",joy,meld I can't believe I didn't even think of that.,surprise,meld I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...,sadness,meld "What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?",anger,meld "It was a ""Wendy's!! """,anger,meld "...and then Zana, just let one rip!!",surprise,meld "Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, ‘cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else?",disgust,meld "Like you, I don’t even know where you work?",surprise,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld "Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a",anger,meld Hey.,neutral,meld Hey!,neutral,meld "So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money.",anger,meld "Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think I’ll show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.",neutral,meld "Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke.",anger,meld "Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?",anger,meld Yeah!,anger,meld "Well, I’m not going to go now anyway .",neutral,meld Okay .,neutral,meld Here you go.,neutral,meld "Ah, Gunther, I can’t pay for this right now because I’m not working, so I’ve had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin’ for stuff.",neutral,meld "Well, if you want, you can work here.",neutral,meld "Uh, I don’t know.",neutral,meld "Ya see, it’s just, see I was a regular on a soap opera y’know?",neutral,meld "And to go from that to this, I just… Plus, I’d have to wait on all my friends.",sadness,meld "Okay, but the money’s good, plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want.",neutral,meld What?!,surprise,meld Flexible hours.,neutral,meld Maybe I could be a waiter. Could I use the phone?,neutral,meld I have no name.,neutral,meld "All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?",neutral,meld "Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint.",neutral,meld No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint.,disgust,meld "Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?",surprise,meld "Umm, Gene.",neutral,meld It’s Clint. It’s Clint!,anger,meld "See you later, Gene.",neutral,meld "Bye, Gene.",neutral,meld It’s Clint!,anger,meld What’s up with Gene?,surprise,meld Welcome to Las Vegas.,neutral,meld Thank you! Enjoy your flight?,joy,meld "Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent.",joy,meld Hope you had a nice flight.,neutral,meld "Ohh, it was the best!",joy,meld "Oh, Larry.",neutral,meld "Umm, do health inspectors work on commission?",neutral,meld "No, bribes.",neutral,meld It's okay to laugh right?,joy,meld Come on Joey!!!,anger,meld "Rach, I told you everything I knew last night!",anger,meld "Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.",neutral,meld I can't believe you would say that!,sadness,meld Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.,neutral,meld No! I mean come on! This is a,anger,meld I don't know.,neutral,meld Is he romantic with her?,joy,meld I don't know.,neutral,meld Are they in love?,joy,meld I don't know.,neutral,meld You don't know anything.,anger,meld "Ohh, I know one thing!",joy,meld What?,joy,meld They did it right there on the couch.,neutral,meld "Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in.",anger,meld "I mean, that guy with the toe thing?",anger,meld Who's he sleeping with?,neutral,meld "Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad...",neutral,meld "I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other.",neutral,meld "Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. Ba-!",joy,meld "So you see, Molly, what people don't understand is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work.",neutral,meld So where did you study?,neutral,meld "Oh, I didn't go to college.",neutral,meld "No, where did you study acting?",neutral,meld Molly ... people don't study acting ...,neutral,meld "Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?",neutral,meld "Sure, I'll go check on Emma.",neutral,meld Thanx.,neutral,meld Will the stable boy never get the princess??,sadness,meld "What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?",disgust,meld No ... the leather sticks to my ass.,disgust,meld "You know, this isn't fair.",anger,meld What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off?,anger,meld Huh?,anger,meld "Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real?",anger,meld "Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok?",sadness,meld I didn't think I could ever love again.,sadness,meld Come on! Joe!,joy,meld "Hi, is Molly here?",neutral,meld "Yeah, come on in. Molly?",neutral,meld "Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha . I'll see you tomorrow.",neutral,meld "Ok ... Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.",neutral,meld "It's like my favorite fairy tale come true! The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!",joy,meld "And what’s cool is, the character is from Naples, right?",joy,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld My whole family’s from Naples!,joy,meld "Oh that’s great! Okay, well I’ve heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie",surprise,meld "Joey, this is the awkward part.",joy,meld Oh!,surprise,meld Hey right!,surprise,meld Not a problem.,neutral,meld I totally understand.,neutral,meld You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos.,neutral,meld Don’t you worry. I have nothing to hide.,neutral,meld "So there you go, that’s me.",neutral,meld One hundred percent natural!,joy,meld "I tell ya, that has never happened before.",fear,meld This room’s available.,neutral,meld Okay!,joy,meld Okay wait!,anger,meld You listen to me!,anger,meld You listen to me!,anger,meld "Since I have been waiting four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies!",anger,meld I’m next!,anger,meld It’s my turn!,anger,meld It’s only fair!,anger,meld And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I’m going to sue you!,anger,meld "Not this hospital, I’m going to sue you!",anger,meld And my husband he’s a lawyer!,anger,meld Uh Rach,neutral,meld Go get back on that case honey!,anger,meld I don’t think the next patient is very far along.,neutral,meld "Okay, well then bring her in.",neutral,meld OH….MY….GAWD!!!,surprise,meld "Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy , and that guy . And that one—Dude! They’re all huge!",fear,meld They don’t look any bigger than me!,neutral,meld "Well, maybe that’s because you’re closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.",anger,meld I’m just going to say hi to the lads. All right?,neutral,meld All right.,neutral,meld Okay.,neutral,meld Hi.,neutral,meld Whoa! I kinda liked it.,joy,meld "Okay, I know what I have to do. I’ve got to go Red Ross. Y’know, Red Ross!",anger,meld I totally don’t know what you’re talking about.,neutral,meld Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for,anger,meld Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.,joy,meld "No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, we’ll be supportive like crazy.",neutral,meld We just want you to think it through.,neutral,meld "Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody who’s had a baby. Like your mom?",neutral,meld My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did.,neutral,meld "Umm, thank you for meeting with me.",neutral,meld Thank you. All right.,neutral,meld "Come, sit.",neutral,meld Sit.,neutral,meld Sit!,anger,meld "Umm, all righty, before we get started I just—I need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay.",neutral,meld Lucky sixes....,neutral,meld "Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica.",neutral,meld Hi!,neutral,meld And Joey....,neutral,meld Hi!,neutral,meld And Ross.,neutral,meld Hi!,neutral,meld He doesn't speak much English.,neutral,meld Look at that!,surprise,meld "So, um... where did Paolo come from?",neutral,meld "Oh... Italy, I think.",neutral,meld "No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives.",neutral,meld "Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo's cat!",neutral,meld "That, that is funny... .... and Rachel keeps touching him.",neutral,meld Alright. I looked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere.,neutral,meld "Oh, I found him. He was Paolo's cat.",neutral,meld Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.,joy,meld "Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe.",neutral,meld You betcha!,joy,meld "Okay, where in the hell did you get that?!",surprise,meld "When Mom and Dad drove you to the hospital to get your nose fixed, I swam into the lake and fished it out.",neutral,meld That cup is mine!,anger,meld "No it’s not! You want it, you’re gonna have to win it!",anger,meld "All right, so are we not having dinner at all?",sadness,meld Why?,sadness,meld Because I don't work at the Szechwan Dragon.,neutral,meld "You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.",neutral,meld I know I do.,neutral,meld Hi.,neutral,meld Hi.,neutral,meld Guess what?,neutral,meld They published my paper.,joy,meld "Oh, really, let me see, let me see.",joy,meld "Rach, look! Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me. There he is.",joy,meld "You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.",neutral,meld Oh.,neutral,meld What?! You got us evicted!!,anger,meld I told you not to go down there!,anger,meld Well he made Rachel cry!,disgust,meld Rachel always cries!,anger,meld That’s not true!,anger,meld "Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you’ve never sucked before!",neutral,meld "All right! I’ll try! But if I can’t, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.",neutral,meld Go!!,anger,meld "All right, all right, all right.",neutral,meld "I mean I’ll have to check with him first, but I’ll think he’ll be cool with it.",neutral,meld "So, he’s just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn’t want anything in exchange for helping him?",joy,meld "Well, I assume I’ll have to take showers with him, but y'know, that’s true of any job.",neutral,meld How ya feelin’?,neutral,meld "Well, my apartment isn’t there anymore, because I drank it.",neutral,meld Where’d you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.,neutral,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld "Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.",neutral,meld Woooo hoooo!!!,joy,meld "Ow, no ‘woo-hooing,’ no ‘woo-hooing.’",anger,meld "Why, what happened?",surprise,meld "Ah, I fooled around with Joey’s sister. Well, that’s not the worst part.",sadness,meld What is the worse part?,neutral,meld I can’t remember which sister.,sadness,meld You see what men do! Don’t tell me men are not nice! This is men!!,anger,meld What’s wrong with you?,anger,meld Nothing!,anger,meld "Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven’t been able to stand up since.",sadness,meld "But um, I don’t think it’s anything serious.",neutral,meld This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you—Go to the doctor!,surprise,meld No way!,anger,meld "‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach!",anger,meld Why did I have to start working out again?,disgust,meld Damn you 15s!,anger,meld It’s a trifle.,neutral,meld It’s got all of these layers.,neutral,meld "First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch.",neutral,meld "[Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sautéed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.]",neutral,meld "then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!",neutral,meld It tastes like feet!,disgust,meld I like it.,joy,meld Are you kidding?,surprise,meld Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?,neutral,meld "No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.",neutral,meld "Welcome everybody, welcome to Amazing Discoveries!",joy,meld "Oh, oh! It's on again!",joy,meld "You guys, can we please not watch this all right.",disgust,meld Shhhh!,anger,meld "Folks, has this ever happened to you.",neutral,meld "You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.",neutral,meld "Oh, you said it Mike. Aw! There's got to be a better way!",anger,meld And there is Kevin.,neutral,meld Can we please turn this off?,sadness,meld "Noo way, Kevin.",joy,meld There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.,neutral,meld Are you intrigued?,surprise,meld You're flingin'-flangin' right I am!,joy,meld "Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do.",neutral,meld Go ahead.,neutral,meld This works with any milk carton.,neutral,meld "Wow, it is easy. Now, I can have milk everyday.",surprise,meld "Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is gay.",neutral,meld She is not… She’s gay. Oh my God. She is,anger,meld Good day for married people huh?,surprise,meld I’m sorry your husband cheated on you.,sadness,meld I’m sorry your wife is gay. I guess women aren’t that great either.,sadness,meld Try telling my wife that.,sadness,meld "Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?",neutral,meld I can't wait to be with you!,joy,meld I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben.,neutral,meld I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.,neutral,meld Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname?,joy,meld "Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big",joy,meld Arghh!!,disgust,meld I can’t believe I’m going to lose this job!,sadness,meld Oh I’m so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?,sadness,meld Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.,neutral,meld "Hey Joey, I want to talk to you.",neutral,meld Yeah?,neutral,meld "Oh, Chandler, Wayne.",neutral,meld "Wayne, Chandler.",neutral,meld "Hi, how are ya?",neutral,meld "Joey, Joey, I-I-I’ll g-get you your job back if you help me out.",neutral,meld Why should I help you?!,anger,meld The reason he just said.,neutral,meld What do you need?,neutral,meld "I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, y’know Sarah?",neutral,meld What?,surprise,meld And I too am just a love machine.,neutral,meld "Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.",neutral,meld "Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out it’s a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man!",surprise,meld "See ya Phoebe! Oh and hey, thanks for chipping in!",joy,meld You chipped in?!,surprise,meld "Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars.",neutral,meld Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!,surprise,meld "Yeah, but they didn't ask me!",anger,meld Y'know?,neutral,meld "This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger.",joy,meld That's always fun to be.,joy,meld "Yeah, but you're making me look bad!",anger,meld No I'm not.,neutral,meld No!,surprise,meld If anything I'm making you look better!,joy,meld They'll see you talking to me and that's--I'm a hit!,joy,meld "Oh hey, Pheebs!",joy,meld Hey!,joy,meld "Oh hey, Ross.",neutral,meld "Umm, see, I was thinking maybe you two could switch apartments because Phoebe's more our kind of people.",fear,meld Something to think about.,neutral,meld "Yeah, okay, my bad.",joy,meld Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.,neutral,meld For what?,neutral,meld Whaddya think? Today's the big day!,joy,meld "Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.",disgust,meld Thank you!,joy,meld Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.,neutral,meld He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!,anger,meld "C'mon, we're roommates! My eyes!! My eyes!!",disgust,meld I warned you...,neutral,meld Who is being loud?,anger,meld "Oh, that would be Monica.",neutral,meld "Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.",neutral,meld "Oh, you got the whole night, huh?",surprise,meld "Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know..",neutral,meld "Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?",surprise,meld "No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it.",neutral,meld 'Kay?,neutral,meld Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life?,neutral,meld "Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door?",neutral,meld "Oh, um, Chandler?",neutral,meld "Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that.",neutral,meld "Hey Monica, it's Joey!",joy,meld "Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!",joy,meld "Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!",neutral,meld "Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh?",neutral,meld Do you have a dressing room?,neutral,meld Do you have a chair with your name on it?,neutral,meld "Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on.",neutral,meld "Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong!",neutral,meld Uh-oh!,fear,meld "I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!",neutral,meld Sorry about that. Thanks for waitin'.,neutral,meld "Everybody smile! Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at",joy,meld "Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!",surprise,meld "Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.",anger,meld "Wow, you guys, this is big.",surprise,meld Pants and a sweater?,anger,meld "Why, mom?",anger,meld Who am I gonna meet in a blackout?,anger,meld Power company guys?,anger,meld Eligible looters?,anger,meld Could we talk about this later?,anger,meld OK.,neutral,meld Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. What's my number?,neutral,meld "Well, I never call",neutral,meld What ‘cha doing?,neutral,meld Having a swim.,neutral,meld What about the chick?,neutral,meld Chicks don’t swim.,neutral,meld Are you sure?,neutral,meld I don’t know. Should we try it?,neutral,meld Sure.,neutral,meld "See, I told you they don’t swim.",neutral,meld Wait. Give him a minute.,neutral,meld "Noo! Oh, it’s okay, it’s okay, baby, baby, baby.",fear,meld "Me taking care of you is no problem, huh?",neutral,meld You guys feel safe.,neutral,meld Right?,neutral,meld "Okay, I’m gonna take that spit bubble as, ""Yeah, I do!""",neutral,meld "Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, I’ll set you up with a clean one.",neutral,meld "Okay, I’m sorry.",sadness,meld I didn’t mean to scare you.,sadness,meld I just have to clean that up.,neutral,meld Okay?,neutral,meld "‘Cause let’s face it, we’re at Monica’s.",neutral,meld I broke it.,sadness,meld All right.,neutral,meld "Well, that’s just the way that goes.",neutral,meld "Okay, good.",neutral,meld Why are there only two of you?,fear,meld Where is Leslie?,fear,meld "Well, you can’t answer.",neutral,meld Leslie?,neutral,meld Where are you Leslie?,fear,meld "Leslie, now would be a",sadness,meld Hey!,joy,meld Hey.,neutral,meld "Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?",sadness,meld "Oh, there’s banana on it.",neutral,meld You said she was bald.,anger,meld "Yeah, she was bald, she’s not now.",neutral,meld How could you not tell me that she has hair?,surprise,meld "I don’t know, I hardly ever say that about people.",neutral,meld "Ohh, well, this is just perfect!",anger,meld "Well I’m sorry, I thought you said it was okay.",sadness,meld "Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got",anger,meld "Well, maybe it won’t work out. Maybe Ross won’t like her personality.",sadness,meld "Why, does she have a bad personality?",neutral,meld "Oh no, Bonnie’s the best!",joy,meld Hey!,joy,meld Hey.,neutral,meld "Do you have a minute? I’d like to talk to you about something I’m, I’m really uncomfortable talking about.",fear,meld "Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?",surprise,meld "I actually had a topic in mind! I’m, I’m kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise.",anger,meld "Whoa, for like months?",surprise,meld "Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff y’know, sexually?",joy,meld No!,surprise,meld "Oooh, wrong answer.",neutral,meld "Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay. Oh, shhh!",anger,meld No! No!! It’s me! It’s me! I-I didn’t want to make any noise!,fear,meld Then don't break in!!,anger,meld "Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.",anger,meld I have the lung capacity of a two year old.,neutral,meld Then why are you smoking?,disgust,meld Well it’s very unsettling.,sadness,meld "Honey, I was wondering....",neutral,meld Hmm?,neutral,meld "Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?",joy,meld "Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place.",sadness,meld Hmm.,neutral,meld I think I have an old band uniform from high school.,joy,meld "You remember not having sex in high school, right?",sadness,meld Yeah.,sadness,meld "Well honey, what about you?",neutral,meld What?,neutral,meld "I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?",neutral,meld No.,neutral,meld Come on you gotta have one!,surprise,meld Ugh!,disgust,meld "I mean if you buy a bed from Janice’s ex-husband, that’s like betraying Chandler.",anger,meld Not at these prices.,anger,meld Hi. Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store. Woo!,joy,meld "Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.",joy,meld "Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandler’s your friend... Oh!",surprise,meld Oh my God!,surprise,meld "Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.",joy,meld "You know, ever since I was little, I've been able to pick up quarters with my toes.",joy,meld "Good for you. Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?",joy,meld "By the way, Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.",anger,meld That's OK.,neutral,meld "Oh, are you sure?",surprise,meld "Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.",anger,meld We can't do that.,neutral,meld What? What can't you do?,surprise,meld She really said that?,surprise,meld "Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part...",neutral,meld "But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight.",neutral,meld 'Tonight' tonight?,surprise,meld "Well, I think it's perfect.",joy,meld "Y'know, it's just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey...",neutral,meld I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.,sadness,meld "Anyway, I figured after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh, try to woo her.",joy,meld "Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.",disgust,meld "Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?",neutral,meld "No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough.",neutral,meld "Alright, well, be good, I love you.",joy,meld You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect.,anger,meld "O-kay. Look, it, it was stupid.",sadness,meld Really stupid.,anger,meld Really stupid.,sadness,meld And I don't even know how it happened.,sadness,meld "I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again.",sadness,meld Are we okay now?,fear,meld Yeah. No. No...,anger,meld "Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.",neutral,meld "Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything.",neutral,meld You're kidding.,surprise,meld "No, no. He said ""When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?""",neutral,meld Oh there it is.,neutral,meld That’s not your regular dry cleaners.,neutral,meld "I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one.",disgust,meld "I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a new adult bookstore, a new grocery store",disgust,meld What?!,surprise,meld A new grocery store.,neutral,meld The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and that’s what they gave me?,anger,meld When I get up there I’m going to kick some ass.,anger,meld "Don’t worry Phoebe, you’re gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.",neutral,meld "Yeah, we both can. And we both will.",neutral,meld "Oh, you didn’t have to come in with me.",neutral,meld Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like,joy,meld "Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s… Wow!",surprise,meld What?,surprise,meld "I’m sorry, it’s just that you’re so incredibly beautiful.",surprise,meld "Oh yeah well, I’m sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?",neutral,meld "I hope you don’t think I’m crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?",joy,meld A little. Now you’re talking.,neutral,meld Would you like to go out and have a cup of coffee?,neutral,meld I-I-I’d love to. Let me just tell my friend.,joy,meld "Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?",joy,meld She must’ve left.,neutral,meld Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!,anger,meld Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?,surprise,meld That's right baby.,joy,meld "All right, let me in.",neutral,meld No-no! Don't do it! Don't!,fear,meld What?,surprise,meld He's a dropper!,anger,meld "Oh yeah, that's right!",anger,meld I'm not a dropper!,anger,meld "It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?",neutral,meld It's throwing and catching!,anger,meld All right.,neutral,meld Oh! Oh! That's so hard.,surprise,meld "Whoa-whoa you guys, it's not a cat!",anger,meld Oh my—Oh good God!,surprise,meld "I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!",anger,meld "Baking it didn't help, huh?",neutral,meld "All right, well the place was closed. I’ll just copy it later.",neutral,meld "Or not. Uh, Rach, why don’t you just move in with me?",neutral,meld "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Joey!",surprise,meld "No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no… It’s okay, I mean I—look Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursday’s thing, but we don’t have to do that!",neutral,meld "Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute, unless you’re thinking about Naked Wednesday’s.",neutral,meld "Thursday’s clearly not good for ya, pick a day!",joy,meld "So that’s two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you.",joy,meld "Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.",neutral,meld "Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand.",anger,meld Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl... is not a backhand.,disgust,meld I was shrieking... like a Marine.,neutral,meld All right here. Watch me execute the three ‘P’s of championship play. Power. Precision. and penache.,neutral,meld She's not much of a phone person.,neutral,meld "Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?",neutral,meld "Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? Uh, no.",anger,meld "Ok, look, maybe I should just go.",neutral,meld Maybe you should.,anger,meld "Good luck, and uh, take care, huh?",sadness,meld You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team.,neutral,meld "Oh, that is so not true.",neutral,meld "Oh, it is.",neutral,meld It isn't.,neutral,meld It is.,neutral,meld Isn't!,anger,meld "Okay ladies, that ends today’s class, and let’s remember, let’s be safe out there.",neutral,meld It’s a great class.,joy,meld Thanks.,neutral,meld "Yeah, yeah, I was watching.",neutral,meld "Umm, hey, a couple of questions though.",neutral,meld "Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?",fear,meld "Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them",neutral,meld No. No-no. No. What would,anger,meld Who? Me the attacker?,surprise,meld "I’m sorry Chandler, y’know you are such a sweet guy and I, I don’t want to hurt you.",sadness,meld "Oh, I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better.",sadness,meld No-no—Really?!,surprise,meld Of course!,joy,meld "Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh",sadness,meld "Ohh, I’m sorry.",sadness,meld Well maybe there is one thing you can do.,neutral,meld What?! Anything! Anything!,joy,meld "Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend.",neutral,meld "This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?",fear,meld Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?,surprise,meld "Well, the heart wants what it wants. I’ll see you later.",neutral,meld "Okay, I got that. I’ll escape over there. I’ll come back over here. All right, come on",neutral,meld "Hey, you guys. Listen, I’m sorry that I was hogging the game before——Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!",sadness,meld They’re all Chandler.,neutral,meld Chandler sucks! He couldn’t have gotten this good!,surprise,meld I did. But it came at a price.,neutral,meld But Ben is coming over tonight and he can’t see this.,fear,meld "Oh come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies. Was it just me?!",surprise,meld Sure!,joy,meld "Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right?",neutral,meld With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time!,joy,meld And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!!,joy,meld "Okay, whatever, I really haven’t thought about it that much.",neutral,meld "Well, I like that idea.",joy,meld Obviously!,joy,meld "I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, y’know?",neutral,meld "I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like",neutral,meld No.,disgust,meld "Okay so you mean no as in, ""Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let’s discuss it before we reject it completely.""",joy,meld "Oh, I’m sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.",disgust,meld "So, that’s it?",surprise,meld I just don’t think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.,neutral,meld Which is why,neutral,meld What do you have against the beautiful guest room?,anger,meld "I don’t have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!",anger,meld Are you mocking me?,anger,meld "No, I’m not mocking you, or you beautiful guest room.",neutral,meld "Y'know, I love doing crossword puzzles with you honey!",joy,meld "Aww, me too. Now let's finish this and go to bed.",joy,meld "Okay! There's only one left, three letter word, not dog but",neutral,meld Cat.,neutral,meld Yes! You are so smart! I love you.,joy,meld I love you too.,joy,meld "I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!",neutral,meld Why?,surprise,meld I don't know.,neutral,meld This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments!,joy,meld That's,neutral,meld "Hey. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has",neutral,meld But,neutral,meld "No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, ""Ha-ha! Gotcha!""",disgust,meld "Okay. Okay, but you can’t fire him today.",neutral,meld Why not?!,anger,meld Because I’m dumping him today.,neutral,meld What?! You said he was sweet!,surprise,meld He,neutral,meld Just don’t pick up your phone.,neutral,meld "Then he comes over! ""I’m so worried about you."" Uck! Be a man!",disgust,meld What? So now I’m not allowed to fire him?,surprise,meld "You can’t fire him and dump him the same day, he’ll kill himself.",sadness,meld "Okay well then, I’ll fire him today and you go out with him for another week.",neutral,meld "Are you kidding?! Another week with that sip, I’ll kill",disgust,meld "Okay well, then we’ll both do it today and he’ll just have to deal with it!",neutral,meld Okay. But the question is who’s gonna go first. ‘Cause whoever goes second is the bitch.,sadness,meld This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen.,neutral,meld "Well, I-I guess I gotta go.",sadness,meld "Oh, my Bing-a-ling. I’ll wait for you. Do you even know how long you’re going to be gone?",sadness,meld "Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.",neutral,meld "Oh. Well, I’ll right you everyday. 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.",neutral,meld "Okay, good-bye. Good-bye.",sadness,meld Chandler?,neutral,meld No!,anger,meld Chandler!,surprise,meld Janice!,surprise,meld There you are!,surprise,meld There you are!,surprise,meld "I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!",sadness,meld No! No! I wanna see you take-off.,neutral,meld "Well, I then guess I’m going to Yemen! I’m going to Yemen! When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?",joy,meld Hi!,joy,meld Hey.,neutral,meld "Hey—Ooh, how’s Hilda? Is she working out?",neutral,meld "Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.",neutral,meld Was she happy you gave her the job?,neutral,meld "Oh, my-my new assistant was very happy that I hired my new assistant.",neutral,meld Hello?,neutral,meld Oh hey!,surprise,meld "Can you, can you hang on a second?",neutral,meld It’s the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.,neutral,meld can you excuse me for a minute?,neutral,meld "Hey, funny you should call.",joy,meld I was just looking over next week’s script.,neutral,meld Canceled?!,surprise,meld Like they’re taking it off the air?,surprise,meld Ohh.,neutral,meld "All right, see you Monday.",neutral,meld We’re not even shootin’ them anymore?!!,surprise,meld "All right, bye!",anger,meld They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!,anger,meld Sorry.,sadness,meld I’m sorry Joey.,sadness,meld Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!,surprise,meld It’s so secluded up here.,neutral,meld I know. I like it up here.,joy,meld I feel like we’re the only two people in the world. Oops. Sorry.,joy,meld What’s the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?,neutral,meld "No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-I—would you—actually, would you go check on that?",fear,meld "Honey, we don’t have any bears here.",neutral,meld "Well, okay. Would-would you get me a",neutral,meld Okay. I’ll be right back.,neutral,meld Okay. What?! What are you doing here?!,surprise,meld What are,neutral,meld I came with Paul!,anger,meld "Yeah, I recognize the ankles!",neutral,meld Get up!,anger,meld Here you go honey!,joy,meld Ahh. Thank you!,joy,meld Diet Coke,neutral,meld What the hell was that?!,anger,meld A lesson in the importance of unagi.,neutral,meld "Ohh,",neutral,meld "Perhaps. Now I’m curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to",neutral,meld "All right, so we weren’t",neutral,meld "I’m sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but I—look, I just want you guys to be safe.",neutral,meld What are you doing?,neutral,meld I’m leaning. This is where I lean.,neutral,meld Okay. (Goes over and fluffs up the pillows on the couch.,neutral,meld Brenda a bee!,fear,meld What?,surprise,meld Yes! It’s flown into your blouse and you’d better undo your buttons lest it sting you!,anger,meld I think I know what’s going on here.,disgust,meld You do?,neutral,meld "Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but it’s wrong. You’re married.",disgust,meld I totally understand. Can I,neutral,meld "All right, let's do it!",joy,meld "No, no, no. What was that?",surprise,meld "I know, it was the best I could get out of them.",neutral,meld "Well, people!",sadness,meld "People, people, people.",neutral,meld "Let's try it again, and this time let's watch everybody watch Joey.",neutral,meld Show 'em how it's done.,neutral,meld Count it off.,neutral,meld So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?,neutral,meld "Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and he’s so cheap, he’d never fly to London in a million years.",disgust,meld "Yeah, invite him?",neutral,meld "Hey, did I do these neat enough?",neutral,meld "Yeah, they’re fine.",neutral,meld Yeah?,joy,meld "If anyone asks, we’ll just say Ben addressed them. Oh! So you invited Rachel then?",surprise,meld Sure. Why not?,neutral,meld Really?,surprise,meld Yeah?,neutral,meld I don’t think I’d be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.,sadness,meld "Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldn’t invite her?",fear,meld "Oh, no-no, y’know I absolutely adore Rachel it’s just that, well it might be a awkward for you.",sadness,meld But it’s absolutely your decision.,neutral,meld More tea?,neutral,meld Yeah sure.,neutral,meld Earl Grey?,neutral,meld "Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.",neutral,meld Hi.,neutral,meld Hey!,joy,meld Hey! So how was the doctor?,neutral,meld "Oh, everything went great.",joy,meld Good.,neutral,meld "Oh hey, show them the picture of your uterus.",neutral,meld Oh.,joy,meld I don’t see the baby. Where is it?,neutral,meld "Oh no, I know I couldn’t see it either at first, but it’s right umm… Ross, I lost it again.",joy,meld Could you help me with something?,neutral,meld The patient I’m looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair.,neutral,meld "And umm, he’s like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.",neutral,meld I think I know who you’re talking about.,neutral,meld "Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?",joy,meld "I’m sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff",neutral,meld "Uh, she’s with me. Dr. Drake Remoray.",neutral,meld Dr. Drake who?,neutral,meld Remoray. It’s Portuguese. We need that information. I’m a doctor.,neutral,meld A doctor at this hospital?,surprise,meld Damnit woman we’re losing precious time! Now do you want this man’s blood on your head?,anger,meld Hands.,neutral,meld Hands!,neutral,meld It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in.,neutral,meld "He’s a patient of mine, I’ve been treating him for years!",neutral,meld He’s in room 816.,neutral,meld "816, thank you!",joy,meld Thank you.,neutral,meld And what is his name?,neutral,meld No!,surprise,meld Hi!,joy,meld Hi!,joy,meld Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.,neutral,meld Awww.,joy,meld Thanks a million.,joy,meld "Oh, you’re welcome a million.",joy,meld "Okay, I’ll see you in our room.",neutral,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld Oh my God.,surprise,meld I know.,neutral,meld "Okay, I gotta go.",neutral,meld Whoa! What?! Why?!,surprise,meld "Well, I-I gotta go break up with Bonnie.",sadness,meld Here?! Now?!,surprise,meld "Well, yeah.",neutral,meld "I can’t-I can’t stay here all night, and if I go in there she’s-she’s gonna wanna... do stuff.",fear,meld What happened?,surprise,meld "He’s not gonna make it, he’s stuck in Chicago.",sadness,meld "Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!",joy,meld "Stupid, useless Canadian money!",anger,meld "Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen.",neutral,meld Really?,surprise,meld Will you call him?,neutral,meld Yes!,joy,meld I will!,joy,meld Absolutely!,joy,meld Oh my God! That is so good!,joy,meld "I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.",neutral,meld Hey!,neutral,meld Hey!,neutral,meld What do you got there?,neutral,meld "Oh it’s umm, it’s tofu cake. Do you want some?",neutral,meld What are you doing tonight?,neutral,meld Huh? Uh,neutral,meld Dude! Dude!,surprise,meld "Oh! Sorry. Uh, I’ve got those plans with Phoebe, why?",neutral,meld "Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.",surprise,meld What?! Tonight?!,surprise,meld That’s what Monica said.,neutral,meld After she gave me that big speech?!,surprise,meld She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me?,anger,meld I think she’s trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!,anger,meld "Okay, is this lamp in the same place?",neutral,meld Who cares? I repel women.,disgust,meld No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!!! You can't come in here! R-r-r-r-Ross is naked.,surprise,meld What?!,surprise,meld It’s yours!,neutral,meld "Yeah well, I’m-I’m a slut.",sadness,meld Me too.,neutral,meld Hi Jill!,joy,meld Hey!,joy,meld Hi .,neutral,meld Rachel.,neutral,meld "Rachel! Well, you-you’re not at home, you’re-you’re-you’re right here.",surprise,meld "Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But it’s not!",joy,meld "Okay. So well I’ll umm, I’ll have her home by midnight.",neutral,meld That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!,anger,meld "I'm sorry, man.",sadness,meld "Hey, y'know what you should do?",neutral,meld You should make something happen for yourself.,neutral,meld "Y'know, like-like write a play.",neutral,meld Write a movie!,joy,meld Huh?,neutral,meld "I mean, what about those",neutral,meld "Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?",sadness,meld "Wait a second, I could star in it!",joy,meld Or that.,neutral,meld I can't write!,anger,meld "Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know?",sadness,meld I can't do it.,sadness,meld I'll help you.,neutral,meld "Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it.",neutral,meld "And plus, it'll give me something to do.",neutral,meld "Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?",neutral,meld "Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope that’s cool.",neutral,meld "Yes, that is cool. Because I have models here y'know......never.",neutral,meld "Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sister’s beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way.",neutral,meld "Although, I should probably tell you, she’s a porn star.",neutral,meld "Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think you’re chances are pretty good.",neutral,meld All right.,neutral,meld "As bad as that went, I actually enjoyed myself. I think that I’m going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.",neutral,meld Why don’t you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldn’t have to apologize.,neutral,meld I would really love it if I could do both.,neutral,meld "All right, I…I have to ask.",sadness,meld What?,neutral,meld Are you gonna break up with me if I get fat again?,fear,meld What?!,surprise,meld "Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?",anger,meld A hundred and forty-five pounds.,disgust,meld "Yes, yes it is. It’s uh… Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!",anger,meld "Here’s Frannie. Hmm, won’t she be happy to see me?",joy,meld "Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didn’t bring you here so you can ambush her.",anger,meld Frannie was the one who found your,neutral,meld That bitch!,anger,meld Monica! What,surprise,meld Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!,anger,meld "Hi Frannie, congratulations.",neutral,meld "You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?!",anger,meld Why?!,surprise,meld What—Why wouldn’t you want me at your wedding?,anger,meld What could I have possibly done?!,anger,meld Stuart!,anger,meld I believe you know my husband.,neutral,meld So it’s really a question of,neutral,meld Hey ladies! What are you in here for?,neutral,meld "Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?",surprise,meld "Gary, I'm here to report a crime.",neutral,meld Yeah?,surprise,meld It is a crime that you and I don't spend more time together.,neutral,meld What's up?,neutral,meld "Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk.",neutral,meld "Man to uh, me.",neutral,meld Sure. Okay.,neutral,meld "Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be y'know, live-living together!",surprise,meld "Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.",neutral,meld You mean scared.,neutral,meld "No, I mean happy.",neutral,meld "Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff.",joy,meld "Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monica’s and she and Chandler had a big fight and they’re not moving in.",sadness,meld "What do you mean, they’re not moving in? They-they’re still moving in right?",surprise,meld "No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.",neutral,meld What?! Over a stupid room!,surprise,meld "Yeah, I feel kinda bad for them, but I’m also really psyched ‘cause I don’t have to move in here!",joy,meld "Oh no, yeah no, that part’s great!",joy,meld Shut-out!!,surprise,meld "Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!",surprise,meld "Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!",sadness,meld "Yeah, get out!",anger,meld You guys are always hanging out in my apartment!,anger,meld "Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh?",anger,meld "Come on, wussies!",anger,meld "All right, ok, I gotta go.",neutral,meld "I'm going, and I'm gone.",neutral,meld One more game?,neutral,meld Oh yeah!,joy,meld I’m sorry.,sadness,meld Ohhh. Don’t go.,sadness,meld "No, I-I-I gotta go.",sadness,meld No. No! No! No!,sadness,meld "Honey, honey, people are looking.",sadness,meld I don’t care! I don’t care!!,anger,meld "Yeah, um, I’m, I’m leaving now.",sadness,meld You can’t leave! I have your shoe!,sadness,meld Good-bye Chandler Bing.,sadness,meld Rachel has those in burgendy.,neutral,meld "Oh, ew!",disgust,meld What?,neutral,meld Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you.,neutral,meld "Um, can you roll your tongue?",neutral,meld "Because I can, and my Mom couldn’t, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.",neutral,meld "What, wait, you mean like this?",neutral,meld "Yeah, yeah. You can do it to.",surprise,meld Your not doing it.,neutral,meld "Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I can’t. We don’t have that....",neutral,meld Where there is no fear of commitment.,neutral,meld Do we have any... Do we have any thoughts here?,neutral,meld "Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right.",neutral,meld "But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear.",neutral,meld "It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building!",fear,meld If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug.,neutral,meld Right.,neutral,meld "In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.",neutral,meld "Amazingly, that makes sense.",joy,meld You think?,neutral,meld "Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!",joy,meld "Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.",fear,meld Hey! Hey!,joy,meld Hi!,joy,meld Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.,joy,meld "Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?",joy,meld "Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now.",neutral,meld Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?,neutral,meld "Oh yeah, probably at the end. Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!",surprise,meld I’m missin’ picture time?!,joy,meld Y’know she has a face Ross!,anger,meld "Okay. Okay, here’s a good one of us.",joy,meld Wow!,joy,meld That is a good one!,joy,meld "Wow, it looks like a, like a holiday card y’know, with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow.",joy,meld "Y’know, every year I say I’m gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it.",neutral,meld "Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?",neutral,meld Together? Like-like to people?,surprise,meld "Yeah, y’know. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. It’ll be cute, okay?",joy,meld Okay.,joy,meld "Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?",neutral,meld "Uh sure, sure.",neutral,meld Bye guys.,neutral,meld "I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore.",anger,meld You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you’ve got a girlfriend?,anger,meld Is this about Mark?,neutral,meld Oh my God.,surprise,meld "Okay, it’s not, it’s not.",neutral,meld "Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.",sadness,meld "Fine, you’re right.",neutral,meld "Let’s ah, let’s take a break, let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yoghurt, or something..",neutral,meld No. A break from us.,sadness,meld "Bing! We’re all set for tonight, 8 o’clock.",joy,meld "Oh uh, as it turns out, we can’t do it. Monica has to work.",joy,meld "Oh, my ex-wife didn’t work, unless you call turning into her mother work. Fine. Tomorrow night then.",neutral,meld Oh uh well tomorrow’s no good for her either.,neutral,meld Oh? Why not?,neutral,meld It’s the semi-finals…of her…botchy ball tournament.,neutral,meld "What’s going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?",anger,meld Well now-now you’re just talking crazy.,joy,meld So why can’t the three of us go out together?,neutral,meld Because uh…we-we…we split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me.,sadness,meld "Good God Bing I…well I can’t say I’m altogether surprised, I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there.",sadness,meld "And the way she looked at me, pure lust.",joy,meld Y’know what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?,anger,meld "Bing my boy, we’re gonna get you over this.",neutral,meld "Now here’s the plan, grab your coat, we’re going to a strip club.",joy,meld "Oh no-no-no, Monica would freak. But to hell with that bitch.",anger,meld "Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya.",neutral,meld "It's okay, Emma, you stay asleep.",neutral,meld ": Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!",anger,meld "It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.",neutral,meld What are you doing?,neutral,meld "Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.",neutral,meld "Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom.",neutral,meld There you go sweetie... This isn't over.,neutral,meld Did he call?,neutral,meld No. Sorry.,sadness,meld Why?! Why?! He said he’d call. Why hasn’t he called?,sadness,meld "Maybe he’s intimated by really smart, strong, successful women.",neutral,meld "Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasn’t he called, Rachel? Why?",anger,meld "Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.",neutral,meld Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?,surprise,meld "The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didn’t tell him not to call me, did you?",anger,meld "Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.",anger,meld And you’re upset because you didn’t make your best friend cry?,sadness,meld "I mean, all I’m asking for is just a little emotion!",anger,meld Is that too much to ask after six years?!,anger,meld I mean what?,anger,meld Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?!,anger,meld I mean do we not have as much fun?!,anger,meld Don’t I deserve a few tears?!!,sadness,meld "I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!",sadness,meld Hey!,anger,meld I did not cry my eyes out!!,anger,meld Come on!,sadness,meld It’s like the end of an era!,sadness,meld No more J-man and Channie’s!,sadness,meld "Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!",anger,meld Do I know why we’re rushing?,neutral,meld "Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night?",neutral,meld "Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me.",neutral,meld "Oh, I found it!",joy,meld That’s so great for you guys!,joy,meld "Good luck, with your girlfriend.",neutral,meld "Oh, thank you. Hey, hey. Rachel!!!!",joy,meld "Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.",neutral,meld "Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.",neutral,meld So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?,neutral,meld "Yes, you can, very much.",joy,meld Ahhhh!!,surprise,meld "Ooh! I'm sorry! I think, I THINK, that may have missed the table!",joy,meld Do,neutral,meld "Ah,",neutral,meld Do,neutral,meld "Ah,",neutral,meld DO YOU?,anger,meld Y’know I don’t understand why they didn’t cry. It was a beautiful speech.,sadness,meld "Oh, come on.",disgust,meld Hey!,sadness,meld "All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad!",joy,meld And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin.,neutral,meld And what you said about Nana.,neutral,meld "Ohh, yeah she really would’ve wanted to be there.",sadness,meld And you know what?,neutral,meld I think she was.,neutral,meld "Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?",surprise,meld You forget how many great songs Heart had.,neutral,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld "You know, Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard.",neutral,meld "So, you heard it, you repeated it, so that must mean you wrote it.",neutral,meld "Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say, I know I cracked up, but I’m not even sure I got it.",neutral,meld "What, you didn’t get it? The doctor is a monkey.",neutral,meld And monkeys can’t write out prescriptions.,neutral,meld You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.,anger,meld "Your joke? Well, I think ‘the Hef’ would disagree, which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars.",neutral,meld I can’t find garbage bags!,anger,meld "Oh, I think I saw some in here.",neutral,meld What is it?!,surprise,meld "I don’t know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it’ll die.",disgust,meld I can’t believe we’re living here!,sadness,meld You still haven’t told Rachel you weren’t really proposing?,surprise,meld "No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.",anger,meld "Joey, you have to tell her what’s going on! And what did it look like?!",surprise,meld I didn’t look at it. Stupid baby’s head was blocking most of it.,anger,meld Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.,sadness,meld "Look, it’s not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I don’t want to hurt her.",sadness,meld "Okay, look, just do it gently.",neutral,meld You’re right.,neutral,meld You’re right.,neutral,meld I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle.,neutral,meld I can do that.,neutral,meld I am a gentle person.,neutral,meld "Oh, by the way.",neutral,meld Two people screwing in there if you want to check that out.,neutral,meld "Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England.",sadness,meld Which,neutral,meld "How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see here , Rachel Green?",neutral,meld "Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.",neutral,meld "Well, that's sort of a given, but yes. Anyone else?",neutral,meld "Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which",joy,meld Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here,joy,meld You completely stole my answer!,anger,meld "Well, honey that was pretty obvious.",sadness,meld Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!,anger,meld What do you think? You in the blue shirt.,neutral,meld "I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers.",neutral,meld Would ya care to venture one?,neutral,meld Would,neutral,meld Are you just repeating what I'm saying?,anger,meld "All right, let's move on.",neutral,meld Okay then.,neutral,meld "All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk.",neutral,meld "And-and when she comes in hopefully, she won’t recognise you because, well, why would she?",neutral,meld "Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I.",neutral,meld "You be Mr. Gonzalez, and I’ll be uh, Mr. Wong.",neutral,meld Diverse.,neutral,meld Did anybody call for security?,neutral,meld You be cool.,neutral,meld "Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? Hey, Joey?",neutral,meld Where’s my ring? My dead grandmother’s wedding ring? Where is it? Where is it?,fear,meld "Way to be cool, man.",neutral,meld What’s he talking about?,neutral,meld "There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone!",anger,meld "Wait, you guys think I stole some ring?",surprise,meld We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!,anger,meld "Okay, who are you?",surprise,meld The Hardy boys?,anger,meld "Look, I don’t need to steal some stupid ring, all right?",anger,meld "I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?",anger,meld Marry me.,neutral,meld Oh my God! Joey!,surprise,meld Hell yeah! I’ll marry you!,joy,meld You can’t marry him!,anger,meld "Hey lady, your day’s over! It’s my turn!",anger,meld Phoebe!,surprise,meld Why?! Why can’t she marry me?!,surprise,meld I can and I will!,anger,meld She’s not pregnant. It’s Rachel. Rachel’s the one who’s pregnant.,neutral,meld Oh my God.,surprise,meld Hey!,anger,meld Phoebe I think he would notice if you didn’t have a baby in nine months!,anger,meld It’s Joey!,surprise,meld Now I can’t believe it! What? Rachel’s pregnant? Who’s the father?,surprise,meld We don’t know.,neutral,meld Ohh… I wonder if that dude.,neutral,meld There’s a dude?,surprise,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld Who? Who is it?,surprise,meld "About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didn’t see who it was but",disgust,meld Was that story over?,neutral,meld The guy left this.,neutral,meld Oh my God! I know who the father is,surprise,meld People have got to finish their stories!,anger,meld "Oh my God, you’re back!",surprise,meld "Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand!",surprise,meld Why do you want to see my hand?,neutral,meld I wanna see what’s in your hand. I wanna see the trash.,disgust,meld "Eww! Oh, it’s all dirty. You should throw this out.",disgust,meld No!,anger,meld Me too!,joy,meld "Hey, when the music starts up again, I was thinking of maybe goind into the robot, y’know?",neutral,meld "Ross, I think we should stick to the routine, we don’t wanna look stupid!",joy,meld Alright we’re back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!,joy,meld "Three, Two, One!",neutral,meld Cut!,neutral,meld No! Year! Happy No Year!,joy,meld "Okay, here’s where we go to the live shot of Times Square, nice work everyone that’s a wrap!",joy,meld "So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?",neutral,meld "Oh no-no believe me, I’m leaving as soon as possible!",neutral,meld "Good. Good. Not that we don’t want you to stay, obviously you’re welcome—How much more homework do you have?",neutral,meld "I see. Y’know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies.",neutral,meld No!,surprise,meld "No, she doesn’t.",neutral,meld "Uh Phoebe, what she makes—that’s uh—they’re sock rabbits.",neutral,meld They are completely different—Okay!,anger,meld Okay!,surprise,meld Okay!,surprise,meld I didn’t make it!,sadness,meld I’m sorry!,sadness,meld I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that we’re supposed to,neutral,meld "Oh, it’s okay. I don’t",neutral,meld "No-no, it’s not okay!",sadness,meld It’s not!,sadness,meld I mean you were just… You’re so incredible!,sadness,meld You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me!,sadness,meld "Y’know I’m just gonna—I, I am gonna make this up to you!",joy,meld I will!,sadness,meld I-I am going to,neutral,meld "Well, I did put a lot of thought in the tape.",neutral,meld "No. And then I called him, and he wasn’t there.",neutral,meld "Well, then he’s, he’s probably just, out.",neutral,meld "Oh, thank you that’s very helpful, I’m glad you came over.",neutral,meld Hello.,neutral,meld Hi! It’s me.,sadness,meld "Hi! Oh, I’m so glad you called.",joy,meld "Really? I’ve been thinking, this is crazy, I mean don’t, don’t you think we can work on this?",sadness,meld "Hey, what do you want to drink?",neutral,meld Who’s that?,surprise,meld Nobody.,neutral,meld Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?,neutral,meld Is that Mark?,neutral,meld "Umm, honey, look he just came over to....",neutral,meld Yeah! Got it!,anger,meld "Hey, dinosaur guy, look at you, so sad. Come dance.",neutral,meld "Ah, that’s okay, thanks.",sadness,meld "Hey, you don’t have to smile. You just have to dance.",neutral,meld "Look, I don’t feel like dancing, I feel like having a drink. Okay?",sadness,meld "Oh, okay. Hey, two beers.",neutral,meld You wanna go in the bedroom? It’s a little more comfortable.,neutral,meld Sure.,neutral,meld "Okay. Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?",surprise,meld If this is your idea of sexy talk?,surprise,meld "No seriously, y’know the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?",fear,meld What contracts?,neutral,meld Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don’t get.,joy,meld Like what?,neutral,meld "Y’know, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants?",disgust,meld Tag!,anger,meld I’m serious!,anger,meld This isn’t funny!,anger,meld Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!,anger,meld "Rach, I’m sorry, but you didn’t give me any contracts!",surprise,meld Yes I did! And I put a little,anger,meld "I’m telling you, you never gave them to me.",neutral,meld "Y’know what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.",anger,meld "No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are",anger,meld Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!,disgust,meld You wanna go down to the office right now?,neutral,meld "No! Come on its late, we’re not gonna go down to the office.",anger,meld Okay I understand. I wouldn’t want to be proved wrong either.,neutral,meld Okay get your coat! Oh! When did you unhook this? Nice work!,joy,meld "Hey Ross, this is one of my co-stars, Dirk. Dirk, this is my good friend Ross.",neutral,meld Nice to meet you.,neutral,meld Oh and I need to talk to you.,neutral,meld About what?,neutral,meld To see if know what these guys are talking about.,neutral,meld "Pheebs, how’s it going?",neutral,meld I’m doing okay. I think it’s going well. Do you think they’re having fun? Am I talking to fast?,neutral,meld "Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it’s going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.",joy,meld "Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before?",neutral,meld "Oh right, Coach Ruben.",neutral,meld Do you know what Pheebs?,neutral,meld "When you’re done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too.",fear,meld "Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies.",neutral,meld See that’s where I think that you’re wrong. We’ve been playing these babies man for man. we should really be playing a zone defense.,neutral,meld What do you mean?,surprise,meld Forgive me? You haven't been taking my calls in a week!,anger,meld "Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!",anger,meld "Uh, what was that?",surprise,meld "Uh,",neutral,meld "...I'm, I'm okay.",neutral,meld "That sounds good. I'll call you- or you call me, whatever...",neutral,meld Okay.,neutral,meld Bye.,neutral,meld Whoo-hoo!,joy,meld "Yeah, there you go!",joy,meld Second date!,joy,meld ...I dunno.,neutral,meld "Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay?",anger,meld "I mean,... how needy is that?",disgust,meld Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?,neutral,meld You're so pretty.,joy,meld Hi!,joy,meld "Hey, Phoebe.",neutral,meld "Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.",neutral,meld You talked to him. Are you crazy?,surprise,meld "Thank you, Happy Holidays.",joy,meld "Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't… Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!",anger,meld Hey!!,anger,meld The charity's on fire!,fear,meld Help!,fear,meld Oh good!,joy,meld "Thank you, I need that.",joy,meld Whoa!,surprise,meld What is that?!,surprise,meld It's nine o'clock in the morning!,surprise,meld Can I help you?,neutral,meld "Uh yeah, where-where’s the guy who decides who’s pictures go up on the wall?",neutral,meld He’s not here right now.,neutral,meld "Oh, you’re kidding me!",anger,meld "All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes.",neutral,meld Okay?,neutral,meld I’m an actor. I’m kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.,neutral,meld "Y’know, there are two people who could put your picture up there.",neutral,meld "Oh really? Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks? You’re the other one right?",neutral,meld "Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.",sadness,meld What?! You’re crazy! There’s nothing sexual about the noises I make!,surprise,meld There’s nothing sexual about this?,anger,meld Oo God!,sadness,meld What are you looking at?!,anger,meld I mean hi.,neutral,meld "Oh my—This is so embarrassing. Oh my God, I’m never gonna get massaged again!",fear,meld "No, you can’t let this stop you from getting massages!",sadness,meld "No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!",neutral,meld Really?!,surprise,meld "Well not clients, lovers. But let’s just y’know, try it again. Come back and-and we’ll work through it.",neutral,meld Are you sure?,surprise,meld Yes.,neutral,meld I guess.,neutral,meld "Great! Okay, if you’ll just excuse me. So, did you hear something you liked?",joy,meld "Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter.",neutral,meld "Yeah, we’re done.",neutral,meld Ezel? Ezel? Ezel?,surprise,meld "Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?",joy,meld Really?!,surprise,meld "No. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.",neutral,meld Sweet!,joy,meld "All right, well finish your coffee; let’s go.",neutral,meld "Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.",disgust,meld "Uh actually, sorry I can’t even make it. I’m seeing Mona again tonight.",neutral,meld I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?,neutral,meld I’m sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby,sadness,meld "So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?",neutral,meld "Well umm, that one is pretty but uh, I just, I just love this fabric Sorry.",neutral,meld "Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.",neutral,meld "She is kidding, but don't ever disagree with her again. Okay, now I'm kidding!",joy,meld "Oh, what a fun office.",joy,meld "I don't know which one, but I do know I need a cigarette.",neutral,meld "So what do you say we take a break, we go outside, and we'll figure this out when we come back?",neutral,meld Rachel? Do you smoke?,neutral,meld "Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories……about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.",neutral,meld What?,neutral,meld Peach pit.,neutral,meld "Yes, Bunny?",neutral,meld "Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-",neutral,meld -Peaches?,neutral,meld "Actually, nectarines, but basically...",neutral,meld Could've been a peach.,neutral,meld "Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the- -the bus stop... I'm fine.",neutral,meld "Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's! What? Thought we were trying to find stuff.",joy,meld All right!,joy,meld Westminster Abbey!,joy,meld "Hands down, best Abbey I’ve ever seen.",joy,meld Hey!,joy,meld Okay.,neutral,meld "What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?",neutral,meld "I think it’s great. It’s great. Y’know, they’re thinking of changing the name of this place.",neutral,meld Really? To what?,surprise,meld To Put the Camera Away!!!,anger,meld "Man,",neutral,meld "Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done!  And",surprise,meld "Chandler, there’s a guy right over there.",neutral,meld That’s a mailman! That’s,surprise,meld "Chandler, don’t worry! This doesn’t make you any less of a guy!",neutral,meld "Hey, you know who used to have nails like that?",neutral,meld "Eh..., I don’t, I don’t know.",sadness,meld What?,neutral,meld "Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?",sadness,meld Rachel?,neutral,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld "Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?",neutral,meld "Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?",joy,meld "Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.",neutral,meld "Eh, do you believe that?",surprise,meld Yeah?,neutral,meld "Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.",anger,meld "No, you said the baby creeps you out.",neutral,meld "No, the little girl creeps me out.",anger,meld You said the baby.,neutral,meld Why would the baby creep me out?,anger,meld Why would the little girl creep you out?,anger,meld "You guys, I’m sorry, could you please talk a little slower?",neutral,meld This is going in your book?,surprise,meld "Yeah, it’s about relationships. Y’know? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!",joy,meld What?! Excuse me!,surprise,meld And how none of it matters when the people really love each other.,neutral,meld And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it’s a compliment.,neutral,meld "Yes, I made it!",joy,meld I’m on time!,joy,meld "Okay, why don’t we all uh, open our books to page 23.",neutral,meld Where… Where you will see…a uh…a bunch of uh…red spots.,neutral,meld "Okay, umm, why don’t, why don’t you all start to read, while I—",neutral,meld "Yeah, all right. All right! Just keep walkin'! All right?",anger,meld "Ross! What are you… I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.",neutral,meld Hey! Y'know that teacher who had a baby with her student?,neutral,meld What the? What,surprise,meld Miss? May I help you?,neutral,meld "Okay look, don't...don't be mad okay?",fear,meld "But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment.",neutral,meld "So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.",sadness,meld "It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?",neutral,meld Do you want me to be afraid of you?,neutral,meld Of course not.,neutral,meld "I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it.",joy,meld "I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.",joy,meld Really?,surprise,meld Of course!,neutral,meld Oh well you're the best. You come here to me.,joy,meld "All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. Okay, now did Ross sit",neutral,meld "Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is",anger,meld "A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!",disgust,meld "Ooh, it's not a toy.",anger,meld "Well, I don't know what else to do.",sadness,meld "I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30!",anger,meld "So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it!",anger,meld 'Cause I-I got nothing!,anger,meld "All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do.",anger,meld Okay then.,neutral,meld Here we go.,neutral,meld "Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again?",neutral,meld Ask again later.,neutral,meld Later is not good enough.,anger,meld Ask again later.,neutral,meld What the hell!,anger,meld This is broken!,anger,meld It-it is broken!,anger,meld "All right, let me see. Will Chandler have sex tonight? Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.",neutral,meld Excuse me.,neutral,meld Yeah?,neutral,meld Are you Phoebe Buffay?,neutral,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld "Can-can I get your autograph, I’m your biggest fan.",joy,meld "I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...",neutral,meld "Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.",joy,meld "No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.",anger,meld "Come on, two on one.",neutral,meld "What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!",surprise,meld "What, now?",surprise,meld "Yes, now is when you swoop!",joy,meld "You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not!",joy,meld "You're like, like the anti-Paolo!",anger,meld My Catholic friend is right.,neutral,meld She's distraught.,neutral,meld You're there for her.,neutral,meld "You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross!",joy,meld "Well, I just called Joshua",neutral,meld "Oh, how did it go?",sadness,meld "Well, I did my best to convince him that I’m not some crazy girl who is dying to get married—I’m just going through a hard time.",neutral,meld What did he say?,neutral,meld "Well uh, his answering machine was",sadness,meld "Ohh, sweetie! Hey, I bet you anything that he’s gonna call you again.",sadness,meld "Yeah, maybe, but I don’t think I even care.",sadness,meld I don’t think he’s the one I’m sad about.,sadness,meld "Y’know, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I don’t think I’m handling it all that well.",sadness,meld "Yeah, maybe.",sadness,meld And I-I am just trying to figure out why.,sadness,meld Any luck?,sadness,meld "Well, yeah, y’know how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again?",sadness,meld "I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.",sadness,meld Again. Y’know what? I think we all did.,sadness,meld Hey!,joy,meld I don’t get it!,surprise,meld It was in my room all night!,anger,meld "And if she didn’t take it, and I didn’t take it; and you didn’t take it, then who did?",anger,meld Shh!,anger,meld We’re trying to think!,anger,meld "This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments, some big enough to fit a grown man.",neutral,meld What?!,surprise,meld Oh yeah!,joy,meld I got in there myself once.,neutral,meld "My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in.",neutral,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.,neutral,meld "No, you, you can’t fit in that thing. That’s not deep enough.",neutral,meld "Oh yeah? If I can’t, I’ll knock five bucks off the price off the unit.",anger,meld "All right, you have yourself a deal.",neutral,meld Okay. See?! I told ya!,surprise,meld "Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!",anger,meld Hey! What’s up?,neutral,meld Hey!,joy,meld "Hey-hey, who’s your friend? Hey!!",joy,meld Hey Joey!,joy,meld Erin! Still here!,joy,meld "Yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time!",joy,meld Why wouldn’t ya? Erin is great! Then-then there’s you guys.,joy,meld "Ohh, listen. I’ve got to get going. Today was great, thanks!",joy,meld I think I brought back half of the beach in my hair. It was so much easier when I used to shave my head.,anger,meld "Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just",neutral,meld Really?!,surprise,meld Ohh!,surprise,meld Because I think about shaving it all off again sometime.,neutral,meld Really?!,surprise,meld Yeah!,joy,meld I mean you definitely should do that.,neutral,meld "Y'know what, I should do it.",joy,meld Yeah!,joy,meld "Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.",joy,meld "Awww, stop. Come on. Now go shave that head!",neutral,meld All right.,neutral,meld "Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing.",sadness,meld This woman's living my life.,anger,meld What?,surprise,meld "She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me!",anger,meld "Look at this, look.",anger,meld She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see.,anger,meld "She, she buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people.",anger,meld She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies.,anger,meld You're not an artist.,neutral,meld "Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.",anger,meld I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.,surprise,meld "No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.",anger,meld "I don't know, you don't wanna mess with corn nuts. They're craaazy.",neutral,meld Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!,fear,meld I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!,surprise,meld "Oh, that is so sick.",disgust,meld I feel violated. And not in a good way.,disgust,meld "How can people do that?... Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!",surprise,meld Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?,joy,meld "Yeah, it is amazing it lasted that long.",neutral,meld I know. My arm is killing me.,neutral,meld "No, I meant with the dropper over here.",neutral,meld "Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm",anger,meld "Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.",sadness,meld "What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.",sadness,meld Hey.,neutral,meld I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time. it is like a freak show up here.,neutral,meld What’s the matter?,neutral,meld Nothing.,neutral,meld What is it? Hey!,sadness,meld Really it’s nothing. I’m just,sadness,meld "Rach come on, what?",neutral,meld I’ve just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.,sadness,meld What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?,surprise,meld "Oh please, he’ll be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.",sadness,meld "Okay, how long was I watching that woman?",neutral,meld "I’m just saying that y’know, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and…he’s gonna have his own life. Right?",sadness,meld "Yeah, I guess so.",neutral,meld I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?,sadness,meld Bob. Bob! Bob!!! What the hell are you doing?!,surprise,meld "I just found out this is Chandler’s office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!",joy,meld "Chandler, we said we would meet at the coffeehouse at six.",anger,meld We said seven!,anger,meld We said six!,anger,meld "The only way that I said six would be if the seven’s, let meet at seven, not at six.",neutral,meld "Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I would’ve said something like this, ""Wow! My boyfriend’s such a wise ass—seven!""",anger,meld Hi!,joy,meld Oh my good God.,disgust,meld I know what time you said.,joy,meld What?!,surprise,meld "Well actually, I know what time Chester and Marcia said.",neutral,meld "You, get out of my shop!",anger,meld "Well, what did he do?",surprise,meld He went out with my wife!,anger,meld Joey!,surprise,meld "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-I—Hey! I did",anger,meld That’s my wife!!! Get out!,anger,meld "Well, we should go.",neutral,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld "Y’know you, really didn’t have to take me to the airport.",neutral,meld Oh please.,neutral,meld Every moment is precious.,sadness,meld Y’know?,neutral,meld "Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends don’t really seem to care too much that you’re leaving.",sadness,meld "Well, we’re really not that close. Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.",neutral,meld "On no! No! It’s not good-bye, I’m not leaving until you get on that plane.",sadness,meld "No, I’m afraid I won’t be able to make love as well as him.",anger,meld "Yeah, I was going for the metaphor.",neutral,meld "Yes, and I was saying the actual words.",neutral,meld "So big deal, so Joey’s had a lot of girlfriends, it doesn’t mean he’s great in bed.",neutral,meld "We share a wall! So either he’s great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot.",neutral,meld "Sweetie, with you it’s gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, ‘cause you-you guys are in love.",joy,meld Yeah?,surprise,meld Yeah!,joy,meld Just go for it Chandler.,neutral,meld "Yeah, you should.",neutral,meld "Yeah, you should, really.",neutral,meld "All right, all right, I’ll go sleep with my girlfriend. But I’m just doing it for you guys.",neutral,meld ": I’m sure as hell a dancer, it’s no use Marge will never go for me.",sadness,meld "Come on Treeger, don’t say that.",sadness,meld "You just ahh, you just need more practice.",neutral,meld "Here, come on, let’s ahh, let’s try it again.",neutral,meld "Plus, it was, it was probably mostly my fault, anyway.",sadness,meld "I mean, y’know, I’m not really that comfortable dancing with a— We-he!!",joy,meld Hey!,joy,meld : Yeah!,joy,meld Are you sure? I’ll bet there’s another flight to Minsk in like,neutral,meld "July. Umm,",neutral,meld That’s really beautiful. What does it mean?,joy,meld "Please, clean my beakers. I don’t get out of the lab much.",neutral,meld "That’s good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else.",joy,meld "Yeah, I… Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldn’t because y’know, I…have to leave.",neutral,meld You’re right! You’re right. Don’t say it.,sadness,meld I-I do though.,sadness,meld I do too.,sadness,meld Bye Phoebe.,neutral,meld "Okay, now’s not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.",sadness,meld "Yeah, I-I heard. I think it’s great! Ohh, I’m so happy for you!",joy,meld I can’t believe you’re getting married!,joy,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld Monica and Rachel made out.,neutral,meld Ohhh!,surprise,meld Why are we in bed together?,surprise,meld I don’t know. Do-do you have any clothes on?,neutral,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld Really?!,surprise,meld No!,neutral,meld "But we-we didn’t have…sex-uh, did we?",fear,meld "I mean, I don’t remember much about last night, it was such a blur.",neutral,meld Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.,joy,meld And we didn’t have sex.,neutral,meld "Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. I’m just glad we didn’t do anything stupid.",neutral,meld Tell me about it.,neutral,meld What are we gonna do?,neutral,meld I say we go with,neutral,meld Chandler?,neutral,meld Did she see us yet? Did she see us?,neutral,meld "Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?",sadness,meld What’s that smell?,disgust,meld I know!,anger,meld "Hi, remember us?",neutral,meld "Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a",neutral,meld I am. I'm,neutral,meld "Yeah, and and, I'm just gonna pay for this with a check.",neutral,meld "Yeah, I know... ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.",sadness,meld "Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing.",neutral,meld Y’know what? It,neutral,meld Sorry.,neutral,meld I’m so exited!,joy,meld I’ve been waiting for this for months!,joy,meld I got my hair coloured!,joy,meld I got new sheets!,joy,meld I’m making him a,joy,meld What am I making him by the way?,neutral,meld "Well, you’re making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.",neutral,meld I thought I was making him filet mignon?,surprise,meld "Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant.",neutral,meld "And then you realised if you bitched about it, then you would stop cooking, and you would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.",anger,meld "Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.",surprise,meld "Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don’t worry about it!",sadness,meld "I’m not worried, I’m uh, I’m fascinated.",fear,meld "Y’know it’s like uh, Biology!",neutral,meld "Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me.",fear,meld "Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay.",neutral,meld Phoebe!,joy,meld "If you would’ve let me finish, it goes on to say that he’s probably not gay.",neutral,meld You are falling fast asleep.,neutral,meld Deeper.,neutral,meld Deeper.,neutral,meld Deeper.,neutral,meld You are now completely asleep.,neutral,meld You don’t need to smoke.,neutral,meld Cigarettes don’t control you.,neutral,meld "You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke.",neutral,meld "A strong, confident woman.",neutral,meld "Thank you for your patience, you’re the next caller.",neutral,meld Yes!! Yes!! I’m the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.,joy,meld Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?,neutral,meld Of course not.,sadness,meld No.,neutral,meld Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.,neutral,meld So how are things going with Paul?,neutral,meld Good.,joy,meld "Although y’know, he-he’s a private guy.",neutral,meld "Y’know, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.",sadness,meld That’s easy! You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that won’t open.,neutral,meld So what are you saying. I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?,surprise,meld No that’s what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.,neutral,meld Hi honey.,neutral,meld Hi!,joy,meld "Okay, Ben, I won’t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you don’t tell about our little bonking incident.",fear,meld "Monica, number one, I don’t think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... What?!",surprise,meld You said number two.,neutral,meld I also said number one.,neutral,meld Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.,neutral,meld Can’t I just look at the handles on them?,neutral,meld You would think.,neutral,meld "Okay, fine.",neutral,meld "Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why I’m a terrible waitress?",anger,meld "Because, I don’t care.",neutral,meld I don’t care.,neutral,meld "I don’t care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I don’t care where the tray spot is, I just don’t care, this is not what I want to do.",anger,meld So I don’t think I should do it anymore.,sadness,meld I’m gonna give you my weeks notice.,sadness,meld What?!,surprise,meld "Gunther, I quit.",sadness,meld Does this mean we’re gonna have to start paying for coffee?,surprise,meld "Ohh, I mean it’s just so realistic!",joy,meld "I know. Yeah, his name is Pat.",neutral,meld Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!!,joy,meld "Do you uh, do you—ready for a refill?",neutral,meld "Oh, I probably shouldn’t—so I will! Oh! Wow! It’s like it’s raining!",surprise,meld "Pretty cool, huh?",joy,meld "But if you’re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong.",neutral,meld "Umm, can I use your bathroom?",neutral,meld "It’s uh, right through there.",neutral,meld "Okay. God y’know, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani’s apartment",joy,meld "Yeah, life’s pretty great isn’t it?",joy,meld "You know, I think I was sixteen.",neutral,meld "Please, just a little bit off the back.",neutral,meld "I'm still on ""no.""",neutral,meld "Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?",neutral,meld "No-no-no-no-no, I'm not fallin' for that again.",anger,meld What's goin' on?,neutral,meld "Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.",neutral,meld What stupid thing did you do?,neutral,meld Ewww!,disgust,meld I know.,neutral,meld "See, yes.",neutral,meld "That’s Yasmine Bleeth, she’s a completely different kind of chick.",neutral,meld I love you both.,neutral,meld But in very different ways.,neutral,meld Hey!,surprise,meld Hey!,surprise,meld "I did! But the store wouldn’t take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?",anger,meld "If they can’t find a home for her, they kill her! And I’m not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!",anger,meld "Okay, good, good, good, ‘cause, good, ‘cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.",fear,meld Okay. And it’s not just chicks y'know? It’s all kinds of other animals!,disgust,meld "That’s horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.",disgust,meld "Thanks, I’m glad you see it that way.",joy,meld "Ohhh-hoo, funny story!",joy,meld "So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?",neutral,meld "Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.",neutral,meld "So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?",neutral,meld "Ohh, he's really shy. I-I don’t think he's up to meeting everyone yet.",neutral,meld "Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.",neutral,meld I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!,joy,meld Really?! That's what you heard? You said that?,surprise,meld I might've said that. Why is that funny?,neutral,meld Because I'm very happy for him! And,joy,meld Hi!,sadness,meld Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment?,anger,meld "Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out!",disgust,meld Fish!,surprise,meld "It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal.",neutral,meld "Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here",sadness,meld "Oh, it's so much more fun with you.",joy,meld "We did have fun, didn't we?",joy,meld We did!,joy,meld "Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.",neutral,meld "Oh, I would love to!",joy,meld "Yay, okay!",joy,meld "Good, good, good, good, good.",joy,meld "Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop.",neutral,meld Um... Done!,neutral,meld "Okay, it’s coffee.",neutral,meld Ice coffee? Tell me it’s ice coffee!,surprise,meld It’s-it’s hot,neutral,meld Hot coffee!!!,surprise,meld You idiot!!,anger,meld "You were gonna spill hot coffee all over me, huh?!!",anger,meld "What are you just some big, dumb, stupid, doofy idiot, with a doofy idiot hairdo, huh?!",anger,meld Huh?,anger,meld What’s your favourite thing about summertime?,neutral,meld "Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.",neutral,meld Yeah,neutral,meld Hey!,surprise,meld "Tommyyyy! Say, what’s your favourite thing about summer?",joy,meld "Ooh, I don’t know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.",neutral,meld "Ohh, that’s a good one.",joy,meld "OK, try this salmon mousse.",neutral,meld Mmmm. Good.,joy,meld Is it better than the other salmon mousse?,neutral,meld It's creamier.,neutral,meld "Yeah, well, is that",neutral,meld "I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?",disgust,meld My God! What happened to you?,surprise,meld "Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn?",disgust,meld """You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation.""",anger,meld That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!,joy,meld "Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really",anger,meld "Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!",sadness,meld "Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up.",joy,meld "Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you.",neutral,meld I thought it was gonna be a closed casket.,neutral,meld "Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!",sadness,meld "Sweetie, you think you can get in there?",neutral,meld I don't see why not.,neutral,meld Here's my retainer!,neutral,meld Someone in there?,neutral,meld No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called ‘wait until the last moment before I burst and die.’,anger,meld "Jeez, man did you fall.. Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high?",surprise,meld "Someone was in the lady's room, I couldn’t wait. I left the lid up for ya though.",neutral,meld "Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, I’m-I’m talking to ah, . This is the part where you say your name.",neutral,meld Ginger.,neutral,meld "Ginger. I’m talking to Ginger, so....",neutral,meld Don’t you have to use the bathroom?,neutral,meld "Nope, nope, I’d just ah, I’d rather talk to you.",neutral,meld "Yes, I do.",neutral,meld "Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom.",neutral,meld Someone in here.,neutral,meld "I’m going to keep dating him Mother, and there’s nothing you can do about it!",anger,meld Oh yes there is!,anger,meld What are you going to do? Kill him? Like you did with Charles?!,anger,meld "Oh, my baby!",sadness,meld That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?,surprise,meld "Oh, just years of experience.",neutral,meld Can I get some ice here?!,sadness,meld "Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.",joy,meld You’re not the fan who’s dying are you?,neutral,meld "No. No, I’m Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-I’m the guy in the coma!",joy,meld Oh that was a real person?!,surprise,meld "An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since I’m getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me",neutral,meld I-I-I’m leaving the show?,surprise,meld I don’t know. Why? Did you hear something?,neutral,meld Who told you that?,surprise,meld "Oh uh, one of the writers.",sadness,meld Which one? Was it bald or was it tall?,surprise,meld Feel better?,neutral,meld Yeah!,joy,meld Much!,joy,meld "Listen uh, not that I’m y’know insecure about my manhood or anything y’know, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.",neutral,meld "Yeah, I understand.",neutral,meld Yeah! Okay! Hey! Hi!,joy,meld Hi!,joy,meld "Y’know, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?",surprise,meld I don’t think so.,neutral,meld Oh! Maybe it’s because I’m on television. I’m an actor on,joy,meld Wow!,surprise,meld Yeah.,neutral,meld Really?!,surprise,meld $4.50 please.,neutral,meld "Oh, let me get this. These are for you.",neutral,meld "Alright, alright, alright.",neutral,meld It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word.,anger,meld "Oh God, do something.",anger,meld "Just make contact, smile!",anger,meld There you go!,joy,meld You're definitely scaring here.,neutral,meld Would you like to call somebody?,neutral,meld "Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with.",neutral,meld "Okay! Feel free to look, but I’m telling you those contracts are not on this desk.",anger,meld Oh,neutral,meld It’s my sister.,neutral,meld "Okay, very cute braces. Anyway y’know what, the",neutral,meld So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?,anger,meld "In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a",neutral,meld "Phoebe, she doesn’t know that you sneak out every night, she doesn’t know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesn’t know that you’ve been living with your Grandmother’s for a week now.",neutral,meld "Okay, well maybe not on those levels.",neutral,meld Hey.,neutral,meld Hey.,neutral,meld "I’m never gonna find a roommate, ever.",sadness,meld "Why, nobody good?",neutral,meld "Well let’s see, there was the guy with the ferrets, that’s plural.",disgust,meld The spitter.,disgust,meld "Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it.",anger,meld "Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing",neutral,meld So how many more do you have tomorrow?,neutral,meld Two.,neutral,meld "This photographer, who seemed really dull.",neutral,meld "And this actor guy, who I’m not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone ‘Chandler Bing,’ he said ‘Whoa-whoa, short message.’",neutral,meld "Ross , foot on the floor or come over no more!",neutral,meld "Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices.",anger,meld What?,neutral,meld "I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo...",neutral,meld "Umm, how’s it going with you guys?",neutral,meld "Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.",neutral,meld "Oh, really?",surprise,meld "Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesn’t really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it’s gonna make a difference",joy,meld Hey!,neutral,meld Hi!,neutral,meld What-what are-what are these?,surprise,meld "Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought they’d brighten up the place. They do don’t you think?",joy,meld "No-no-no, no!",fear,meld "Well, how-how come?",neutral,meld That’s just the way it is.,neutral,meld That’s crazy.,surprise,meld "Maybe it’s crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now.",neutral,meld "See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now… Peter!",neutral,meld "Hey, Peter!",neutral,meld It’s me Rhonda!,neutral,meld From PS-129!,neutral,meld I shared my puddin’ which you man!,anger,meld I gave you my,neutral,meld I-I think everybody’s pretending they don’t hear you.,neutral,meld "Anyway, look, I don’t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I’m telling you, he",neutral,meld "That’s okay, I’m cool over here. I’ll catch up with you later, Joey.",neutral,meld "Op, this is saved. Gift shop.",neutral,meld "How’s that coffee comin,’ dear?",neutral,meld "Yeah, right away Mr. Kaplan.",neutral,meld "I’m not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.",neutral,meld I know!,joy,meld "I’ll bet your thinking, ‘What’s an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee?’ Eh?",surprise,meld Op.,neutral,meld Eh.,joy,meld "Oh, you got me.",neutral,meld "Well, don’t think I haven’t noticed your potential.",neutral,meld "Well, I’ve got a project for you that’s a lot more related to fashion.",neutral,meld How does that sound?,neutral,meld "Oh, that sounds great.",joy,meld "Come on over here, sweetheart.",neutral,meld "Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so much.",joy,meld "Well, I y'know, I was just, umm, I was just thinking and hoping, that umm, maybe you’d want to get back together?",fear,meld No. But thanks.,neutral,meld Aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it?,sadness,meld Okay. No. But thanks.,neutral,meld "Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs.",neutral,meld "Wow, that was kinda brutal.",surprise,meld "Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right.",neutral,meld "Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, y’know.",neutral,meld "Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing,",neutral,meld Wow.,surprise,meld "I'm, I'm really sorry.",neutral,meld "Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.",neutral,meld Relieved?,surprise,meld "Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends.",neutral,meld "Oh my God! If you say that one more time,",anger,meld Fine!,anger,meld Fine!,anger,meld "But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, “If you accept full responsibility...” Full responsibility!",anger,meld “...I can begin to trust you again.,anger,meld Does that seem like something you can do.,anger,meld Does it?!,anger,meld No?,surprise,meld "Look, Ross, you have what you want, you’re back with Rachel.",neutral,meld If you bring this up now you’re gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.,neutral,meld "Yeah, I know.",sadness,meld "I mean, no, you’re right.",sadness,meld Yeah I guess I’ll let it go.,neutral,meld But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.,sadness,meld "Sure, it’s hard to forget!",neutral,meld But that doesn’t mean you have to talk about it!,neutral,meld "A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never, ever talk about.",neutral,meld What the hell happened on that beach?!,surprise,meld "It’s between us and the sea, Ross!",neutral,meld I didn’t think you were gay. I do now.,joy,meld "See my friend-my friend, Rachel, she wants to be set up.",neutral,meld "Ahh, I just got out of a big relationship, I’m not looking for any thing serious.",sadness,meld "Oh, y’know what, that might be okay even if it was just kind of a fling, that might be all right with Rachel.",neutral,meld "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?",surprise,meld "Oh, by the way, that is her full name.",neutral,meld Oh wow! I’m free for her!,joy,meld "Oh, wait a second! I didn’t say I wasn’t free!",surprise,meld "Hey, Chandler, why don’t we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?",neutral,meld "Hold on, y’know I",neutral,meld "Oh well, that’s uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!",joy,meld "Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.",neutral,meld "Well, I don’t really know what that is, but",neutral,meld "Monica, let's go. Come on now people, woman in labor.",neutral,meld "Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.",neutral,meld "Yeah, save it for the cab, okay.",disgust,meld What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.,surprise,meld "What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.",neutral,meld "Joey, get out of the fridge.",anger,meld "All right, all right.",anger,meld What is that?,surprise,meld For the ride.,neutral,meld "Yeah, like in a cab...",neutral,meld Save it.,neutral,meld "Okay, hating this.",disgust,meld "Monica, come on now. Let's go, baby coming.",neutral,meld "I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew.",joy,meld "That's nice. Get out Let's go, come on.",disgust,meld "All right, I'm going. I'm going.",anger,meld "Here we go, here we go.",neutral,meld "Rossy, Rossy.",neutral,meld WHAT IS IT?!,anger,meld "Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.",joy,meld Yes. Absolutely. A quality.,neutral,meld "Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.",neutral,meld "Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.",joy,meld Oh my God! Calling from Rome!,surprise,meld So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.,neutral,meld "Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. I'm talking to Rome.",joy,meld "Hey dad, what's up? Oh God. Ross, it's Nana.",sadness,meld "So um, so what's up, you came to see me yesterday.",joy,meld "Oh, yeah, um, alright, I kinda need a divorce.",neutral,meld "Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk.",neutral,meld You know it?,surprise,meld "Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?",neutral,meld "Oh, sure, they love us over there.",neutral,meld Ben! Ben! Ben!,joy,meld How about Joey... Pepponi?,neutral,meld "No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.",neutral,meld Joey... Switzerland?,neutral,meld "Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe.",neutral,meld "Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big.",neutral,meld Which I'm not.,neutral,meld Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?,neutral,meld Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar.,neutral,meld "Well, it does not ring a bell with me...",neutral,meld "Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.",joy,meld Might wanna try Joseph.,neutral,meld Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!,joy,meld "Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.",joy,meld Are you kidding?,surprise,meld "Okay, look.",neutral,meld I-I studied evolution.,joy,meld "Remember, evolution?",joy,meld Monkey into man?,anger,meld "Plus, I’m a doctor, and I had a monkey.",neutral,meld I’m Doctor Monkey!,anger,meld I’m not arguing with that.,neutral,meld "All right, I’ve heard enough. I’ve made my decision.",neutral,meld You are both idiots.,disgust,meld "The joke is not funny, and it’s offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys!",disgust,meld "You shouldn’t be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world!",anger,meld Now let it go!,anger,meld The joke sucks!,anger,meld It’s your joke.,neutral,meld Is not.,anger,meld "Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.",joy,meld I didn’t!,joy,meld "Even when I found out…umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it.",neutral,meld "Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out.",joy,meld "Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady!",surprise,meld "Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and",neutral,meld "Did you, did you",anger,meld No.,neutral,meld Give me your hands. Strings. Gimme it! Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?,anger,meld Yes!,joy,meld Then don't touch one!!,anger,meld Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?!,surprise,meld Yeah!,joy,meld Thanks!,joy,meld "All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.",neutral,meld Done!,joy,meld And it can't be Joey.,neutral,meld It's not.,neutral,meld Or Joseph.,neutral,meld Oh.,neutral,meld Hi!,neutral,meld "Hi! Hey, Pete you’re back! Hey, check this out.",joy,meld Wow! Skates!,joy,meld Wow! You’re a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was you’re trip?,surprise,meld Well...,neutral,meld "Oh, what’d ya bring me?!",joy,meld "Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan.",joy,meld "Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection.",joy,meld You want some coffee?,neutral,meld "Yeah, sure, that’d be great.",neutral,meld Regular or decaf?,neutral,meld "Ah, which ever is closest.",neutral,meld Okay.,neutral,meld So ask me what I did today.,neutral,meld So what did you do today Pete?,neutral,meld I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.,joy,meld What?! Oh.,surprise,meld Hi.,neutral,meld Hey.,neutral,meld Where've you been?,neutral,meld At the vet.,neutral,meld "She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?",fear,meld She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity.,sadness,meld Hey! He beat ya.,joy,meld "She says as time goes on, he's gonna start getting agressive and violent.",sadness,meld So what does this mean?,neutral,meld I'm gonna have to give him up.,sadness,meld Aww man! I can’t believe I locked myself out again!,anger,meld Hang on buddy!,anger,meld Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?,surprise,meld I sure did.,neutral,meld "But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.",surprise,meld "Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?",joy,meld May I come in?,neutral,meld "Uh, yeah, if you want too.",neutral,meld Do,neutral,meld "Yeah, sure?",neutral,meld So do I.,neutral,meld "Okay Rach, before anything happens I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules.",neutral,meld This is just about tonight.,neutral,meld "I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of ""Us.""",neutral,meld I just want this to be about what it is!,joy,meld "And um, what-what is that Ross?",neutral,meld The physical act of love.,joy,meld What?! Are you crazy?,surprise,meld Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?,surprise,meld "Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!",surprise,meld You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.,joy,meld "Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!",anger,meld No! No! No! No-no-no-no.,joy,meld Ah Joey.,neutral,meld Joey Tribbiani.,neutral,meld "Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.",neutral,meld "So, does that mean the audition is off?",sadness,meld "Listen Joey, seeing as you've got the most experience, I want you to take these dancers and show them the combination.",neutral,meld What?!,surprise,meld "Aw come on Joey, it's easy.",neutral,meld "Y'know, it's hand, hand, head, head, up, pas de bouree, pas de bouree, big turn here, grand sissone, sissone, sissone, slide back, step, step, step, and jazz hands!",neutral,meld "It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands.",sadness,meld Have fun.,neutral,meld Bye.,neutral,meld Wow! Fortunately she has a,surprise,meld "Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!",surprise,meld "Oh, I can't believe my sperm have low motility because, let me tell you, when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places!",surprise,meld Hi there.,neutral,meld Hi.,neutral,meld Hi.,neutral,meld I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.,neutral,meld Ok.,neutral,meld "Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know!",neutral,meld "So, keep having sex on a regular basis.",neutral,meld "Oh, DAMN IT!",anger,meld "Don't worry, after a while he'll tune it out.",neutral,meld "Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.",neutral,meld Ok.,neutral,meld "Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept. I mean, anthropologically speaking-",neutral,meld "Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know.",anger,meld "We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!",joy,meld Yeah! C'mon!,joy,meld "Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-",neutral,meld "Hi, is uh, is Carol here?",neutral,meld "No, she's at a faculty meeting.",neutral,meld "Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...",neutral,meld Come in.,neutral,meld "Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum.",neutral,meld What's it look like?,neutral,meld Kinda like a big face without skin.,neutral,meld "Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.",neutral,meld "Ok. Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.",surprise,meld "Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.",neutral,meld "Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic.",joy,meld "Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.",neutral,meld "The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?",surprise,meld "What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?",joy,meld "You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?",surprise,meld I have no idea what you just said.,neutral,meld Put Joey on the phone.,neutral,meld What's up man?,neutral,meld I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth,fear,meld "Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! Chandler, listen.",surprise,meld "Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.",neutral,meld and that was all before 10 o’clock.,neutral,meld The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon.,neutral,meld And then the florist phoned to say there aren’t any tulips.,neutral,meld "Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome.",neutral,meld "Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, honey, okay?",surprise,meld "Well, up yours too!",anger,meld Where’s Chandler?,neutral,meld "Ah, he can’t make it, he said he had to his... Whoa-oh!",surprise,meld Joey? Joey Tribbiani?,neutral,meld Joey I can see you okay? You’re hiding behind the coats.,neutral,meld "Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of.",neutral,meld "Well, if you don’t have anything to copy, why are you going down there?",neutral,meld "Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?",anger,meld Yeah! You wanna come?,joy,meld Yeah!,joy,meld Fine.,neutral,meld Fine.,neutral,meld Fine.,neutral,meld All right. We're gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.,neutral,meld Hey.,neutral,meld What’s the matter?,sadness,meld Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!,disgust,meld Oh Willie’s still alive!,surprise,meld What are you guys doing?,neutral,meld "Oh, my mom called, they’re gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we’re looking for a good picture of us.",joy,meld "Oooh, I’m afraid that does not exist.",neutral,meld "That’s not true, there are great pictures of us!",surprise,meld "No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who’s going like this",neutral,meld Oh my God! That’s the creep that you’re with at the,surprise,meld "I don’t know what it is, I just can’t take a good picture.",sadness,meld "Oh, here’s a great one.",joy,meld "Yeah, I’m not in that.",neutral,meld "I know, but look at me: all tan.",joy,meld "Hey, why don’t you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer.",neutral,meld That’s a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y’know,joy,meld "Yeah that’s great! Next to that, Chandler won’t look so stupid.",neutral,meld Chandler what do you say?,neutral,meld "All right, but I should warn you, I’m not going. I’m going.",neutral,meld Gimme them!,anger,meld No! They are mine!,anger,meld You stole them from me!,anger,meld You stole them from me!!,anger,meld Gimme them!,anger,meld You just wanna each take one?,neutral,meld Yeah that seems fair. We never use them.,neutral,meld "Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?",anger,meld Well,neutral,meld Why don’t you phase it out?,neutral,meld "Yeah, fade the accent out and people will think you’re, y’know, that you’re adjusting to life in America.",anger,meld "Yeah, I mean, come on Ross, no one will even notice. I mean they’re probably not even listening!",neutral,meld They’re not listening too me?,surprise,meld Of course they’re listening to you! Everybody listens to you.,neutral,meld Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?,neutral,meld I think you look fine.,neutral,meld When I broke my leg I felt fear,fear,isear On the way down a ski slope which was difficult and steep,fear,isear "My employer took too many aspirins for a bad back and also drank á an enormous amount of spirit. This was dangerous and he did á not understand that he had done anything wrong",anger,isear When I talk to my friends,joy,isear "The time when I cleaned the house and everything was tidy, á then my cousin, who is 4 years old, came with a muddy pot and made á a mess of the whole thing",disgust,isear "One day I had sunned my favourite shirt and was putting it back á in the wardrobe when my younger brother snatched it from me and á wore it. He had not had a bath and was very dirty. I scolded him á but he answered back and locked himself up in a room.",anger,isear "One Saturday morning I had got ready to go out swimming with my á friends. Unfortunately the weather did not permit it, so we á stayed indoors",sadness,isear When my girlfriend decided to finish our relation,sadness,isear "On boat trip - saw mother giving young child (aprox 6-7 years) á cigarettes",disgust,isear When my mother was very sick and almost died,sadness,isear "I feel disgust at my neighbour, because she comes to our house with á her child, who spoils our furniture",disgust,isear "I was angry the other day because the teacher told me to sweep á some orange peels. It was my friends who were supposed to sweep, á but the teacher told me to do it",anger,isear My old teacher in primary school died,sadness,isear Mugged while on holiday in the U.S.A,fear,isear "When a car is overtaking another and I am forced to drive off the á road",anger,isear "I felt this situation when a certain woman from a close village á shouted at my mother because she didn't get what she wanted, she á wanted some salt to put in her relish",disgust,isear "I feel disgusted at not having got aa ""A"" in yesterday's á practicals of G220",disgust,isear "Walking home at night after university - part of the way, there á are ano lights and I am walking down a thoroughfare with the á thouth of no one hearing me if I have to scream",fear,isear When two of my children were critically ill with measles,fear,isear I got to know that I had been accepted at university,joy,isear "I was disgusted to find out that the water isn't filtered or á purified before it leaves Latimer Hall from the drains",disgust,isear "I had a date with a friend to see a movie and my friend was late. á I waited for a long hour and was very angry",anger,isear A mother who shouts at her child for nothing,disgust,isear "When I was an exploration with my friends and almost got lost in á an unfamiliar environment. It was getting dark and we did not á know how to get back home",fear,isear "During a dance someone slashed my tires and dumped paint on my á car. I had four other friends with me that I drove and á furthermore it was raining",anger,isear When my husband stays late at a meeting and I have to be alone,anger,isear "A friend's boy-friend treated her very badly, let her serve him, á provoked her and just utilized her",disgust,isear "Finding that a girlfriend of mine was a prostitute and had been á seeing many others during our relationship",disgust,isear When I knew I had to go out with my mother on some errands,sadness,isear "This emotion happened when I passed my primary school examination á and was selected for Secondary School",joy,isear "I had not eaten anything for 2 days to be able to pay the fine á for my fiancT. But he stayed in another town and spent one á thousand shillings in the restaurant during the same time",anger,isear "A friend of mine gave birth to a child. Very dangerous delivery. á I was afraid for her and for the baby",fear,isear "When I went to see the dead body of my uncle. This was a very á dramatic expreience as it was the first time that I entered a á mortuary",sadness,isear "When someone does not listen to me after having asked me to á repeat what I said. This happened more than one time with the á same person",anger,isear "In the tram there was a fat, sickly looking woman in front of me á who was asking for directions in a thick voice. When she got up to á go a disgusting smell of urine came from her. I felt that I á would choke",disgust,isear When I was just to be divorced,fear,isear When I was locked out of my room by my room-mate's friend,anger,isear "When during Winter the water pipes froze and we did not have any á water for two days",anger,isear "Heard someone boasting his fortune telling and I knew he was á lying",disgust,isear When I saw someone eating live worms,disgust,isear "When I flew from Athens to Copenhagen after a holiday. The plane á was caught in a storm and it began to shake and I thouhght that á we were going to crash",fear,isear When my father bought me a suit,joy,isear When my elder sister died,sadness,isear "When I found out that my girlfriend would not be coming back to á UCB for one semester, but would be living in San Jose",sadness,isear "During the Christmas holidays, I went to see my parents and á stayed with them for two weeks. After two or three days, we had á the same conflicts we had had ten years before when I had lived á with them. They were glad when I left",sadness,isear "My son lives with my parents in the country and I feel this á feeling always when leaving for Sofia, but the last time it was á quite strong",sadness,isear "Sleeping alone in a tent, while hearing several noises such as á rustling etc, I am afraid that there are people who are up to no á good",fear,isear Before an examn,fear,isear "I had fear of my father (parents) when I first became pregnant. I á was afraid of delivery itself and whether I would give birth to a á stiiborn or a baby",fear,isear "It was the weekend of my homecoming. I saw my sister for the á first time in 3 months. She's my best friend and extremely close",joy,isear "When I understood that my marriage was falling apart, and we á decided to be legally separated",sadness,isear "When I was teased by my friend for not scoring good marks in the á exams",anger,isear When I saw a horrible movie - Alien,fear,isear "A girl who also hires a room in the house where I live always á tries to make a quarrel with everyone available she disgusts me",disgust,isear "When I learned that my dad had cancer. I knew he was going to the á hospital for some tests. My mom told me when she picked me up one á weekend from CAL to take me home",sadness,isear My girl-friend left me,sadness,isear When i was asked to be a child's godmother,joy,isear "When a friend carelessly broke and object in my parent's house á and did not apologize, or pay, or anything",anger,isear "It was a narrow and dirty passage which was located near the á market and I had to stand there to wait for people",disgust,isear "I was with my boyfriend forgetting that I had left the house á unlocked. Unfortunatly a thief came and stole all the kitchen á utensils. Thereafter I was afraid of the consequences",fear,isear "When I was transferred from Chichiri Secondary School to St. á Mary's Sec. School. I was happy at Chichiri as a day scholer and á had made a lot of friends. I was going to a boarding and that á meant parting with my friends as well as my boyfriend for the",sadness,isear "Teenage neighbours smashed my letterbox for the fifth time in a á couple of months. It was a deliberate action of kids who had á stayed in my home, had meals there yet took a dislike to my á daughter.",anger,isear "When I was cycling through the park late one night, two people á jumped out of the woods and tried to stop me. There were á shouting something at the same time",fear,isear "A very close friend of mine died. I read it in the newspaper. I á didn't know what to do and thought about it the whole day",sadness,isear After a long time I saw my boy-friend again.,joy,isear When I heard the news of my grandfather's sudden death,sadness,isear "When I was a Sr. in HS. one of the class counselors died of á hepatitis. She was very sensitive. She knew my shyness and drew á me out to improve myself image. I missed her funeral - so I could á not publically grieve. My parents didn't understand",sadness,isear Hear my name on the list attending the English lectures,joy,isear "My mother was working with a knife and we were all laughing á heartily. She was not able to control the knife and stuck it á deep into her hand",sadness,isear "I was to meet a girl in a discotheque. She was very pretty and I á was very happy. But she did not turn up. Thank God, there were á some other friends there and I was able to have a more or less á good time",sadness,isear "Going to Cowell Hospital and finding out tediously that I had a á stress fracture. The anger came when the senile doctors found out á 4 weeks later that I had 2 stress fractures in one foot and á should have had crutches. I was in distinct pain and barely",anger,isear "My old boyfriend - yes the same one - asked me out. We had a good á time. Then he asked me out the following week. He actually took á interest",joy,isear "When my oldest sister discovered that her boyfriend had another á girl",disgust,isear When my mother was robbed in a shop,fear,isear Almost always when I go to fetch the results of an exam,fear,isear "During the PY 102 film session on Tuesday, one of the films shown á was of an experiment on a live cat involving strapping it into a á machine for possibly days, and doing things to its brain",disgust,isear When I discovered that my mother had been involved in adultery,disgust,isear A close friend of the family died,sadness,isear "When thieves broke into my house at night and held my wife and me á on gun-point for at least ten minutes and took away a lot of á property",fear,isear A close friend took part in a racist violent action,disgust,isear "When my boyfriend came form Rumphi to Lilongwe for a visit I was á very happy to see him and couldn't believe it was him with me",joy,isear Winning a game after a long time of losing,joy,isear "When my mother scolded me for coming home late, i.e after 7 P.M",anger,isear "Sadness - this is an emotion which I have felt very often á recently. I can't remember a concrete example. I will describe my á general impression from severl situations which evoked this á feeling in me",sadness,isear "When I nearly drowned in icy water wearing ice skates. It was á difficult to get out",fear,isear "I felt sadness when I had to get separated from the woman I loved á who had to leave for her motherland",sadness,isear "My friend came to see me after she had stayed abroad. I waited at á the station",joy,isear Railway station good-bye,sadness,isear "When I was a child, I had a nightmare. At that time, I was not á yet able to tell anybody about it, so I was very frightened. I á could not explain myself all that and I had to deal with it by á myself",fear,isear "All my friends arranged to go for an afternoon snack and they did á not tell me. They told me that they did not have my phone number á but I do not think that this was true",sadness,isear "Receiving a letter form a girl that means a lot to me á emotionally",joy,isear "After the funeral of an acquaintance I felt very depressed. That á feeling turned into joy when I heard that I had achieved a good á grade for an examination",joy,isear "When, to my surprise, I got to know about having got ""very good"" á high school graduation marks",joy,isear "I have a girlfriend, who is almost like a daughter to me. She is á studying out of station and I get to see her only once a year. á Her arrival is always a joyous one",joy,isear "Finding out that old and useless practitioners of retirement age á will go to your English lectures and they do not understand á English",disgust,isear When I was accepted at UNZA,joy,isear "I am filled with gloom and sadness at the death of a person. á More specifically, I felt sad after hearing the news of a á death of a person who was hale and hearty and full of life, withá vigour and plans for the next day but had no next day to cherish",sadness,isear "Some time ago a man tried to teach me something. ""Tried"" because á it is very difficult to teach somebody when you yourself are not á competent and cultured",disgust,isear "When a close relative got quite drunk. It was a relative that I á had respected for a long time and looked up to as a child",disgust,isear I was scolded by my mother for no reason,anger,isear When a thief broke into my house at night,fear,isear When I was walking on a fairly out-of-the-way street,fear,isear "I was very hungry and just wanted to start eating when a friend á called me who usually talks for a long time. I was angry because á I was prevented from eating",anger,isear For the first time in my life telling someone I loved them,joy,isear Suddenly met someone in the biology building at night,fear,isear "I had been drinking with a pal and I later (1 o' clock) had a date á with my fiancee. We were going to a Spanish lesson and I was á afraid that she would smell that I had been drinking",fear,isear "I realized that a fellow member had grown spiritually. I was the á leader of a spiritual group and had prayed for him. He did not á want to burn the incense but his mother forced him to do it. á Finally his mother told him that he could discontinue if",joy,isear "That if ever I was really naughty I would be sent away from my á Mum and Dad to another family. I was fostered from age 5 and á didn't get to Mum and Dad until I was 6 and then legally adopted á at 14",fear,isear "It was when my friend had stolen my money (K10) and had á disappeared",anger,isear "On my birthday, when I was given my presents",joy,isear "When summer is over and I have to leave the town where I spend my á holidays",sadness,isear "I felt sad when I heard that my girlfriend was double-crossing me á with the boy who is my best friend",sadness,isear "When I realised that I was forgiven by the God who is there, when á I realised how much God loves me and that my acceptance with him á is not based on my performance - that he loves me unconditionally á and showed that love in Christ who died because I do",joy,isear When I couldn't go for a trip with my friends in a holiday,sadness,isear "I feel disgusted when people do not understand me in the right á way, i.e they misunderstand me",disgust,isear Made a wonderful driend who understands me,joy,isear "Our dog had to be shot because he had killed a roe. I liked him á very much and so I could not resign myself to that. I hated the á hunter who shot him",sadness,isear "When we were going to Nkhoma last Saturday the vehicle was moving á very fast, so I feared we might crash since the road was too á rough",fear,isear "In autumn I had to move to another lodging. My landlords, quite á intelligent people, warned me I had to move in the nearest á future. But I had difficulties in moving my luggage because I á couldn't wait for a car to come. How amazed I was to hear them á",disgust,isear "While in the army, I was treated unfairly by my superiors. I was á held responsible for a deed of which I was innocent",anger,isear "My brother wanted me to buy a flute with him but I didn't accept á afterwards I regretted it because he became sad",sadness,isear "My father had once again told me that I should be careful and try to á seek admission to other places also apart from the faculty of á Social Sciences at the university of Helsinki. I was not at all á interested in any other place and had no time to stud",anger,isear "My examination results were not satisfactory even though I had á tried my best. Then I started wondering about my abilities for á the major subject. However I did not know how to choose my major á subject if I were to change it",sadness,isear "A study visit to a chicken factory : the butchery, the smell, á the environment and the noise",disgust,isear "Sadness, no, I felt something much stronger when my father died",sadness,isear "When I impregnated a certain girl, I thought that I would be á forced to marry her or go to court",fear,isear "A friend which I hadn't seen for years, sent me a small present",joy,isear "I was very happy when I passed and went to form I. It was a á great relief for me as I had been very worried considering the á large number of pupils who fail",joy,isear "I met a girlfriend again after not seeing her for several months. á I saw her in a discotheque. We do not like discotheques but we á went there because we knew we would meet there",joy,isear "My sister was impolite to my father when the family was having á lunch together at a restaurant. She thought that our parents had á been prejudiced against her, this was an extreme thought",sadness,isear "Flicking through a magazine showing pictures of homosexual men á committing various acts",disgust,isear "When my father talks about our relatives and favours them, I feel á angry",anger,isear "I received an unexpected letter from a friend I had met a short á time before. He sent me a poem and wished me good luck. I felt á very happy because I had great esteem for that person",joy,isear "I felt it when a girl who was dear to me lied to my face. I got á angry with the fact that she knew I didn't believe her but she á kept on telling lies",anger,isear "I felt happy at the end of a 10 day student camp. We had shared á our hopes and aspirations and in the open situation so generated, we á had made strong frienships and experienced our own worth as well. á",joy,isear "When a friend didn't invite her own parents to her Graduation á ceremony",disgust,isear "When thieves broke into our neighbour's house and later we heard á gunshots",fear,isear "In the last year of the high school we had a huge fight between á my group and the graduation commission (two students of my á classroom) because they accused us unjustly of a gossip about á them",anger,isear "When I was complimented and called ""delightful""",joy,isear "Being reunited with my family after not having seen them for 5 á years, at the airport. Sheer elation at getting through the á ""paper work"" collecting bags and the anticipation of coming á through the customs gate",joy,isear "I had a girlfriend who lived several kilometers away from my á home. One day she wrote me that she'd visit me. On her way she á had a car accident and was badly injured. I was very sorry to see á her lying in a bed in the hospital",sadness,isear After each successfully passed exam I am happy,joy,isear "I was coming home from an exam and I supposed that I had á passed it so I ran to a restaurant for a beer",joy,isear "I had to wash my grandmother because she did not get to the á bathroom on time",disgust,isear "I have a fobic anxiety for elevators. This anxiety is worst at á the moment when the doors have to open. I have it often in the á elevator at our university",fear,isear "It so happened that while staying at anaunt's place I discovered á that I was afraid of sleeping in pitch darkness. The room á which my sister and I were sharing had no light, and I would á refuse to sleep without having the light of the adjoining á bath",fear,isear "When my son fell off the cot at the age of 5 months, I became á very nervous and thought that it would cause defects in his head.",fear,isear That I would do bad in a class and not get into Bus school,fear,isear When India lost the Benson and Hedges cricket trophy,sadness,isear I felt extreme joy the day I was baptized. I was one with God,joy,isear Saw a man dressed as a woman,disgust,isear "I felt disgust when I saw a friend walking in stagnant water á without putting on gum boots",disgust,isear "My girlfriend let me down badly 3 times in one week. These á instances summed up all the negative aspects of our relationship á which at the time seemed doomed to fail",sadness,isear "When I left after the examination to enter the University, and á even though I had studied the whole year I made a bad exam.",anger,isear Getting lost in a strange place,fear,isear "I felt very lonely, was very dissatisfied with myself when I á realised that I could feel very jealous of other women because á of my boyfriend",sadness,isear Being slandered by friends,anger,isear Before important sports events,fear,isear Insulted by my mother,sadness,isear When I am walking on the streets and see a gang of thugs,fear,isear "When I passed the B.A exams with 1st class. I was the first in á the family to have got a 1st class, so all the family members á were very happy and they gave me the opportunity to study á further",joy,isear "I work at a petrol station. When there is a foreigner who wants á petrol my collegues treat him very impolite",anger,isear "English papers are due on Friday. They are returned on Tuesday. á This Tuesday I was afraid to go to class and get my paper because á I knew it was bad",fear,isear "My son's mother told me that she wanted to move to Vienna and á take the child with her. This means a rather long distance for á me. My whole family was sad and dumbfounded so that my own á feelings were intensified",sadness,isear "When my car froze, and I could not start it",sadness,isear "It made me very sad to hear that some construction company was á going to build houses on the beautiful hills by my house",sadness,isear "The mother of a person with whom we had been sharing a housing á accused me of trying to rip her off over payment of bills in the á house.",anger,isear When my brother died,sadness,isear The day my teacher of Latin and French died,sadness,isear "A Maori language oral test, yeaterday - Although I had studied á intensely - once in the examiners room ""I blew it"" - I was so á nervous I couldn't reply easily - It was very important, but I á got only blankness",fear,isear "Through the media and their presentation of a kidnapped child who á was raped",disgust,isear "When my mother was tremendous on the phone and we talked for á hours. She was in a good mood",joy,isear Hearing my girlfriend accept my offer of marriage,joy,isear "I stayed at the Coast for a weekend with friends. My brother came á to drive me home, but was rude, and in a hurry to rejoin his á friends. I was embarrassed because the family involved was á extremely nice, and hospitable to him",disgust,isear I felt joy when my boyfriend proposed to me in marriage,joy,isear "On our way to France, my girlfriend and I went to Verona. By á chance we met an Italian couple - they gave us two tickets for á the dress-rehearsal of ""Aida"". It was a different world for us á full of fascination. After the representation we ate a phantas",joy,isear "I was accused of a misdemeanour, unjustly",anger,isear My best friend suddenly acting strange towards me,sadness,isear When a person I did not know hurt a friend of mine,disgust,isear "At the weekend I wanted to be absent from school because of a á sports event, but my teacher refused to give me the day off á because he didn't like me",anger,isear "I had to go to the dentist's. When he touched my tooth with his á drill, I was terribly aftaid of the pain I would feel any moment",fear,isear "A few months ago when I was teaching, I suddenly became very á angry at the children and slapped some of them",anger,isear Before giving a seminar to a rather large audience,fear,isear "When I heard that a close relative of mine had given birth at a á very young age, in a very remote area and had had very few problems",joy,isear "I wrote a difficult Exam at one time while in my Secodary School. á When the results were announced on the radio, I came second out á of 80 students hence I felt joy",joy,isear "When a man who had a knife grabbed me and threatened me with it, á during my holidays in Monze.á",fear,isear "When I dreamt that my family was in trouble and was facing many á difficulties",fear,isear "I felt anger of a friend when she met ""a date"" and become nervous á and pest as she always gets when she meets him",anger,isear "For not having succeded in getting the job as a translator that I á wanted",sadness,isear "When I stand at the bus stop for one hour waiting for the bus to á arrive",disgust,isear Deceived by other people and ran into trouble,sadness,isear I gave my mom a gift she wanted for years. I raflected her joy,joy,isear "I heard of the death of a closefriend of mine. I had gone camping á with him shortly before his death and the whole thing seemed very á sudden to me.",sadness,isear "I was away to school (Primary). In my abscence my young brother á at home got sick suddenly. My parents took him to hospital. On á the way he died. It came to me as a sad, sudden and shocking á news and I felt very sad",sadness,isear "Just arrived in the university, not knowing anybody",fear,isear "When I found out that I could not go to the concert (after buying á the tickets) because of a biology test which occurred the morning á after",sadness,isear "Last week I had planned to play tennis and had booked a tennis á court. However when I arrived at the university gym the clerk á told me that the court was being used for lessons",anger,isear My parents failed to visit me as they promised,sadness,isear "I was emotionally happy when I was in love with the girl I had á longed for",joy,isear Receiving my result slip (pass) on my birthday,joy,isear My father gave money to my brother but not to me,sadness,isear "When I went up the stairs in a high, dark house full of shadows, á passed a door and had the feeling that someone or something was á behind me, although I knew I was alone",fear,isear "When I passed standard 8 exams I jumped, rolled over the ground",joy,isear Can't remember any such feelings now,disgust,isear "A person I trusted a lot gave me many false explanations to á justify a wrong action",anger,isear "A good friend of mine died. During the funeral I felt an intense á feeling of sadness",sadness,isear "We were driving at night and I realized that a car was following á us",fear,isear "When I received a letter from a woman I thought had not ever á cared for me. This was when I needed her and I was overjoyed to á learn that it was me who was delaying things",joy,isear Someone talking about me at my back,anger,isear "Once I was very frightened at night as I had a very fearful and á terrifying dream, I could not go back to sleep for a long time",fear,isear I remember being sad whe my aunt's child died (2 days old),sadness,isear "When I received the mark well above requirements for the course I á wanted to enter, yet I was not accepted - anger at the injustice á of it, because I didn't receive early release of H.S.C. marks",anger,isear Never really had the experience just yet - N/A,anger,isear "One night I and my friends went to the cemetery. We stopped the á car in front of the wall and suddenly the grave digger appeared á over the wall looking like a ghost. I was already afraid and á almost died",fear,isear Some students deliberately disobey me as a class leader,disgust,isear Waiting for my marks in a difficult subject,fear,isear "I went for a walk on the beach with a friend whom I had not seen á for many months. The weather was very pleasant, we had some á ice-cream and lots of fun on the beach",joy,isear Being misunderstood by friends,sadness,isear "I heard somebody talk about studies in a highly enthusiastic á ""student-like"" way",disgust,isear When I was presumed to have stolen maize from the school garden,disgust,isear "I was disgusted to discover that my girlfriend of few weeks was á already fooling around with another guy. I was disappointed as á the guy was a rogue and I respected my girlfriend",disgust,isear When I could study at university,joy,isear "There is a girl at my work that doesn't take care much of her á hygiene she comes always with her hair oiled, a not very agreable á smell, and a bad appearance. Beside this she tries to be nice",disgust,isear "I found a problem in homework which would not get solved although á I tried my best",fear,isear "A group of youngsters dressed in fads talked foul language on a á bus. They also insulted the pedestrians on the road and were á impolite to the passengers of the bus",disgust,isear I found some worms in the food and I had obviously eaten some,disgust,isear "I had been watching a TV-program on paranormal phenomena. At á night I could not fall off to sleep as I feared that humanoids á were on the move",fear,isear "I was disappointed and angry at the bad quality of a documentay á program on TV. In my opinion, the topic was important and the á program should have been made with seriousness and consideration",anger,isear "Unexpectedly I met some persons who I like very much. á Spontaneously they invited me and integrated me within their á group, although it was late in the evening",joy,isear "I do not like one of our neighbours as they are very selfish. á Whenever they want something or need help they come to see us, á otherwise they do not even bother about people who live next to á them",disgust,isear "I was walking on a street alone in the afternoon when there were á not too many people on the street. A couple of guys were á following me and I was ignoring them. Suddenly one of them came á in front of me and started using dirty language and harrassin",anger,isear "In a public swimming hall I saw a very aggressive man who á practically attacked the children who got in his way when he was á swimming",disgust,isear "Together with a little brother I biked on a lonely road in the á Polder. Then we were annoyed by a boy on a motorbike: he á took over, stopped, took over, etc. Then we saw he had something á in his hand, we turned until we came across a man, who á accompa",fear,isear My friend who was in the Bago was kicked out of the sorority,sadness,isear "After I had managed to fail my first year at University I was á scared as to what I was going to do with my future. I didn't want á a mundane 9-5 job and yet I didn't know if I could pay my way á through an unsubsidized year at university to settle down a",fear,isear When the morning newspaper has not arrived,anger,isear I met my best friend's husband with a prostitute,disgust,isear "I felt sad when a friend of mine died and I felt that something á had irrevocably gone away from me",sadness,isear Finding out some people had been talking about me at my back.,disgust,isear "I saw a physically handicapped young man whose spittle ran out of á his mouth while speaking",disgust,isear "My father accused my brother of having bumped his car, and it was á wrong",anger,isear Travelling by coach on a rather narrow and wet road,fear,isear Finding out that I made a stupid mistake in the examn,fear,isear "Outside a night club, a grown man was sitting on top of a younger á woman, beating her up",disgust,isear "Felt sad about some street kids in QUEII square, Aotea square. á Because they had been sniffing glue and some were very young. I á went into the role of a performing clown",sadness,isear A dear friend was removed from the division whre I work,sadness,isear When I had a serious argument with a dear person,anger,isear At home when they lost three pieces of my puzzle,anger,isear "After going through much shame, I became a Christian and á something new happened in my heart. Joy that overflows was á manifest in me",joy,isear "When I saw a good friend again after not having seen her for a á long time",joy,isear Whenever I see a spider or a snake I feel disgusted,disgust,isear When I was charmed by my relatives,anger,isear "Once, when I was ten, I could not remember why my mother was so á angry. She fainted suddenly and I was very scared as I did not á know what to do",fear,isear When my brother was held up and robbed,anger,isear "My peers didn't want me to meet someone during rush for fear that á I would give her a bad outlook on our Sororoty house. I shouldn't á have seen this, but they blew and I did",anger,isear "One time at the hospital I passed near the intensive care room. á The offensive smell that came out disgusted me in such a way that á I didn't even dare to enter the room",disgust,isear They had returned much less of my taxes than I had expected,anger,isear "When I got admission in M.Sc (I) Organic Chemistry, I was very á happy",joy,isear Falling in love although she is my friend (angry with myself),anger,isear "Once I had to go home on foot at 5 a.m. I had to pass through a á forest and I was going alone",fear,isear Korean judges cheating,anger,isear "I felt angry when my only pair of trousers was stolen and could á not be able to find out who the thief was or anyone who knew á about the story",anger,isear "Someone told me that he would stay at my home for one night. á Therefore I made big efforts to make everything ok (food). One day á before he cancelled the appointment because he had to go to á church with his parents",anger,isear Fear of sexual overtures from a close relative in the family,fear,isear "When I missed crashing, by a hair's breadth, into a man who came á out 20 metres ahead of me when I was driving at 110km/h",fear,isear "When, for the first time I realized the meaning of death",fear,isear "On the way back from Denmark with a friend on a small yatch, á there was a storm and my friend was blown overboard; I was very á scared till I managed to get him back onboard",fear,isear "I heard a broadcasting programme about parapsychology. The people á in this programme used very difficult words which I couldn't á understand. They acted exaggerated without showing any feeling",disgust,isear "To have a friend who I didn't see for months, and under the á circumstances that I met him made me feel happy, and perhaps á because it has been one of the good things that I learned with á this friend",joy,isear "Saw two Canadian students boasting about how rich they are in á Canada",disgust,isear When my mother had a nervous illness,fear,isear "When the person I'm having the affair with won't talk to me in á public",anger,isear "My brother came to tell me about some problems we had in the á family. I felt sad because I thought that if my mother had not á gone away when this brother was younger, things would have been á different",sadness,isear "At end of school - function to ""celebrate"" ? Leaving friends who á I'd known for up to 12 years",sadness,isear "When I was going to bring back my girlfriend to LA to meet my á parents",fear,isear "This morning during my sleep I had a feeling that someboby was á attacking me. I started crying in my sleep and then my room-mate á woke me up",sadness,isear "When the bank let me borrow some money this winter, after my á grant was spent",joy,isear "I was happy when I understood that the girl I liked was in love á with me",joy,isear "A few weeks back, as I was in a hurry to leave the house, I left á some of my things lying around. This is something I never do. My á uncle,who lives with us, as we live in a joint family, remarked that á we were always doing things like this. This rea",anger,isear "I told my boy friend not to park in a certain place because the á car would ger towed away - he didn't listen and it was towed away. á At that stage, our finances were below the poverty line & it á cost us $10.00 - all the money we had to get us through t",anger,isear When I see people who have no sentiments,disgust,isear "The joy came to me when I heard that I was going to start a á Medical course at the Lilongwe School for Health Sciences",joy,isear "When I got myself the kind of girlfriend I had been hunting for a á long time",joy,isear "My room-mate locked up our room without specifying where I would á find the keys. I had to spend several hours in my other friend's á room",anger,isear I saw in the street a man spitting,disgust,isear Getting separated from my girlfriend,sadness,isear "A friend unjustly put the blame on me to relieve his conscience á and also spread lies for the same purpose",disgust,isear "When one of my best friends commited siucide during these á holidays",sadness,isear "When I had my first oral examination after a long time; á especially one day before the examination when I had the feeling á that I had not studied enough and had not enough time to make up á for it",fear,isear "I was attacked, standing in a doorway, by a pack of 5 dogs, á alsatians and farm dogs with my escape route blocked by a shut á fence",fear,isear I won a sport contest,joy,isear Walking out from the biology building,fear,isear "A few days after I had finished the relationship with my á boyfriend, we had a quarrel. Then he hit me. At that moment I á found him disgusting",disgust,isear "When I was told a friend's baby had been born with only partial á sight. This was her first child and she was not young (the mother á that is)",sadness,isear "A rainy day, I was cycling downhill and a car door suddenly á opened and while trying to avoid it the back wheels of my bike á got caught in the tram tracks. I somersaulted but had no á injuries",fear,isear "I went to eat at my aunt's house and she served macaroni with a á horrible appearence. I felt the sensation above. The worst was á that I was practically obliged to eat",disgust,isear Can't remember exact example,anger,isear "I was sleeping in my room but woke in the middle of the night to á think I could hear noises and see shadows moving. I felt that á someone was in the house",fear,isear "When my cat vomited and a worm came out which was still alive. I á was forced to wipe it up",disgust,isear When I got through the first day here at the department,joy,isear When I can see my parents because now I am far from them,joy,isear Being insulted on a bus,anger,isear When I failed an exam unfairly,anger,isear "The doctors from Belogradchik town determined a wrong diagnosis á to my son. A month later, after some complex examinations at ISUL á (A medical institute in Sofia), the diagnosis was categorically rejected",anger,isear "One day my colleague misbehaved with me. I felt disgusted and á thought to myself that he could only do this because I was a á woman",disgust,isear "When I thought that it was going to be impossible for me to start á studying (due to wrong information from the student advisor)",sadness,isear "I had prepared a special meal for my boyfriend but when my á brother came home he ate it all. I was really disgusted about it",disgust,isear Could not get into the university I wanted to get in,sadness,isear Not doing well in an examn,sadness,isear "Some time ago a girl tried to make me up without any action of my á part. She used all possible means. Although I behaved refusingly á she did not give up for a longer time",disgust,isear "My father stayed abroad for one year. He does not like to write á letters because he makes ortographic mistakes. I never had a good á relation to him. He wrote me a letter in which he said that he á loved me",joy,isear "When I was walking down the street, some boys showed me a knife á and stole all my money",fear,isear "I watched a football match with my old friend. The performance á of the team was very good and the team members were full of á spirit. The match was excellent and every time a goal was scored á I felt excited",joy,isear "When I got through the examination for my driver licence, and á when I finished I knew I had passed it",joy,isear "When I decided to leave my steady, secure employment to come to á university. Because I didn't know if I could cope with all the á requirements of study and also being older I didn't know if I á would enjoy mixing with younger people, also financial á ins",fear,isear "A friend and a girlfriend went to Rome for 10 days with their á class. When they were back home I heard people tell ""strange"" á stories about my friend and that girlfriend",disgust,isear When I pass an exam,joy,isear "My sister had promised to help me to do a translation from á English into German. But the day I needed her she told me that á she was busy - I was very angry",anger,isear "The first day I visited the hospital I was disgusted because I á experienced offensive smell which I never expected. I nearly ran á away from the course",disgust,isear "When an untidy and heavyly drunk person made endeavours to á approach me",disgust,isear "When I came to know that my exams were on two successive days and á that there was very little time (about 9-10 hours) to study in á between",fear,isear "I was disgusted with my brother's behaviour when he kept throwing á things away because of his anger, after mum had shouted at him",disgust,isear Getting a letter from a friend who did not write for a long time,joy,isear "One evening when a boy who was drunk made a pass at me by trying á to kiss me",disgust,isear Yesterday my friend gave me a gift and had dinner with me,joy,isear "I had to have my tonsils out. I had been making up my mind almost á for a year - I was afraid. But during the two hours in the á hospital room, while I was waiting to be called for the operation I á felt a real fear - of the pain, of what they were going",fear,isear I got to know about the death of a close friend,sadness,isear "I received a letter from my grandmother. She has obviusly á suffered a lot from my grandfather's suffering health. She á mentioned things she had gotten him and he would never use",sadness,isear "When a classmate hit me on my occipital region when I was busy á studying and concentrating on my classnotes",anger,isear "When my son returned from mountaineering - healthy in body and á soul",joy,isear "After completing high-school, I wanted to go abroad for a á holiday. I had never been abroad before and neither had I taken á a holiday for a long time. When finally my parents agreed and we á got the airplane tickets I was over joyed",joy,isear "I felt disgusted when a fellow student asked me to marry him. I á had not expected this from him as he was a mere friend",disgust,isear "When I was a child I was afraid of big dogs. One day when I came á home a big dog was laying in front of our door. I was so á frightened that I did not dare to enter the door and I waited á until somebody passed by",fear,isear "When I received the acceptance form for the second year at á university",joy,isear "It was last week on Saturday night when I was at Mchesi. I feared á to cross the Lilongwe River Bridge to come back to School due to á darkness - until somebody had to escort me",fear,isear When I was left by the person I loved without any reason,anger,isear Article published,joy,isear "When my grandmother came to stay with us permanently as she is a á very difficult person to stay with and when she started telling á false stories about us to other people",disgust,isear "My friend had been telling me about a certain bird which when it á cries at night it's the sign that someone will die. So one night I á was alone in the house and I heard the cry of the bird and I was á afraid",fear,isear When I saw a very disagreable scene,disgust,isear "I remember that when my mother died the day was sad and every á time I think of it I am saddened by the loss of my mother",sadness,isear "At a restaurant I observed how the gypsies tried to get money by á cheating the foreigners i.e non Swedish speaking. My anger had á nothing to do with hatred against foreigners, but it was an á expression of the anger I feel when I see people being used",anger,isear "At work, when an elderly man complained unjustifiably about me and á distrusted me",anger,isear "When they phoned me from Great-Britain to tell me that I could go á there, if I wished, in Summer",joy,isear "When I found out that my good friend and roommate did not pay the á phone bill and electric bill like he promised and let me down",anger,isear When I had an argument with a friend,sadness,isear "I get angry when someone imputes on me things I never can do, á naturally negative. Servility, ""connections"", impudence, traits á that get me mad",anger,isear "In secondary school I had a class-mate who talked too much. á Once we went to the cinema after school and she sat next to me and á commented the movie throughout - very disgusting",disgust,isear "I liked to see off my aunt (from Zaire) to the airport. That á appeared to be impossible because I had to go to school. For long á time I wasn't sure if I could accompany her. Two days before the á departure they told me I was allowed to miss school",joy,isear "I was afraid when my mother left me alone to live in our house á for one month",fear,isear "The time I drove my uncle's car, without having asked for his á permission. It was the first time that I was driving a car",fear,isear "I felt sad when my first boyfriend and I left each other. It was neither á his fault nor mine",sadness,isear "After having been ill, when I was coming back to the hostel, I á felt very sad leaving home",sadness,isear "I worked with several classmates on a project. I was very á anxious about the project while my partners showed no concern á and when we had meetings on the project my classmates did not á pay any attention. Some of them read books while the others á a",anger,isear "The male friend of my mother (a widow) moved in to live with us. á I did not like the man",disgust,isear "One of my colleagues accused me of having stolen his iron and I á was sure that I had done no such thing",anger,isear When I passed the driving test after three failures,joy,isear When I was on holiday someone vomited in front of me,disgust,isear "It was the time I went home for my holidays only to find that my á sister had passed away. The news had been hidden from me, so á that I could take my exams",sadness,isear "I read in the newspaper that the Student Lodging Fund was going á to build new appartments for refugees (in my opinion this is the á state's affair). This is when only a fractoin of the students á can find an appartment",anger,isear "This happened when I went to visit my friend in Chelston and á found him screwing my girlfriend",disgust,isear "One day a fierce looking man came to our house and said that my á father should apologize to him, however I was alone at home",fear,isear "[ Meeting some new (unpleasant) people or some new, demanding á situation.]",fear,isear When I was accepted to study at this school I was very happy,joy,isear "I went to practice in Sweden during summer, and I was afraid that á I would not do well",fear,isear Article published in the college newspaper,joy,isear "I felt a physical fear, if I can call it this way, today, in the bus where á I was sitting on the first seat. While turning the driver didn't á see the tram which was making a dash towards us (coming from the á side I was), and whose driver intended to cr",fear,isear "When I realized that it was impossible for me to be as free as I á had imagined and that I could not do anythong about it",sadness,isear "When I found out that the seat in the coach that I had booked had á been sold to somebody else",disgust,isear "I was angry at my boyfriend who had promised to come to see me á but did not because he spent the evening with his pals",anger,isear When I heard a lion roar for the first time,fear,isear "A chief was unjustly punished on an autumn brigade and the one á who was really guilty kept silent. I stepped in front and told á the truth. The guilty chief called me in after the roll-call and á threatened me",anger,isear "I felt anger when I had a fight with my father, and he beated me. á My mother came to help me (because I was beeing beated) and he á also beated my mother",anger,isear "Being a spokesman for the union, I got into a quarrel with a á colleague who had been acting disloyally over a sustained period á of time",anger,isear "When I was in F4 I played a basket-ball match against another á school's team. One of their team members kicked a team-mate of á mine so I kicked him back and we had a fight with each other",anger,isear "When my cousin put feaces in my washing. A silly idea which was á meant to be a joke",disgust,isear "On May 20th I got a summon to appear in court on May 28th 1985 on á the subject of impregnanting a school girl. I really feared of á standing in the court in a few days time after this notice. I was á also embarassed due to formal approach that was expect",fear,isear "My mother was ill and asked me to prpare our lunch. I went to do it, á and while I was working, she stayed behind me telling what I á had, or not to do. I asked her to stop meddling, and to go to á bed. When I went to ask for help to my sister, my mother",anger,isear "My relationship with a boyfriend was finished and I didn't á succeed a years-course",sadness,isear "In a dark street at 4 o'clock in the night and there was á complete silence",fear,isear "I felt so afraid when dad fell ill, he had never suffered from á that disease since and I had never seen him as he was",fear,isear "I was approaching my exam time and my books got stolen. I was in á a panic as I thought that I would not do well enough to be á considered for the economics quota. I cried a lot but that did á not help and as the exam day came near a strange fear grippe",fear,isear "While watching a movie, someone who was drunk started vomiting á helplessly",disgust,isear When I lost my father in a car accident,sadness,isear "A friend of mine told me that I had passed the entrance exam to á the university",joy,isear "Finding out about some girls who have been nice to the class á leader in order to go to the neuropsychology lectures (English á ones)",anger,isear Going out alone in the dark,fear,isear "Losing a boyfriend for the second time to my friend. He fell in á love with her. The same thing happened a few months earlier with á another boyfriend",sadness,isear "While trying to board a train I missed the footsteps and fell á down on the platform",fear,isear Falling off a cliff in the mountains,fear,isear "When my parents drove me to a nearby place and went home á immediately instead of waiting a few hours. They could have á easily waited",anger,isear "A good friend deceived me. Because of that little quarrel our á relationship finished, mainly because she was not honest. I was á very angry about that",anger,isear "I had an appointment with someone at a certain time. The other á person didn't appear",anger,isear "I did a solo flight from Ardmore to Kaikohe before I got my pilot á licence. I can remember it was gorgeous day and I was on a á natural high, cruising up the coast with my maps and compasses á and gear. Other pilots had seen me off and wished me good luc",joy,isear "Realizing that school will soon be over, and we will all go á different ways, perhaps never meeting again our friends from this á year",sadness,isear "When I left my sister's house after staying there for a few days. á She has two little boys, and they are very warm people (the á family). At the time, I was in need of this sort of contact, and á I grew very fond of children (no, I'm not a paedophiliac)",sadness,isear "Watching a football game. This remindes me of the time when my á father was still alive and when we watched football games on TV á together",sadness,isear The day I heard that I passed the high school exam,joy,isear "[ One day I arrived home rather tired and found the house..... In á addition I was asked many questions which I did not want to á answer.]",anger,isear "After going through a glass door, I sustained a number of serious á cuts which were gaping open",fear,isear "When I saw a car run over a child, out of carelessness",anger,isear Seeing a film in which there were several bloody crimes,disgust,isear The birth of my daughter,joy,isear "I had received bad news informing me that grandmother and á grandfather had passed away. The first one to die was my á grandmother and after two days grandfather died too",sadness,isear "I faced this feeling when I realized I wasn't admitted to the á institute in the first classifying, in spite of the high mark I á had got at the entrance examination.á",anger,isear Whenever I see an alcoholic,disgust,isear "Sitting alone in a quiet room concentrating on things happening á around me which pleases me",joy,isear "I felt angry when repeated pleas to the ticket collector and the á co-passengers in order to make a queue fell on deaf ears. I have á this feeling whenever someone is not disciplined and methodic in á doing his duty",anger,isear "A colleague and I were sitting on a bench next to an old man in a á shopping centre. the old man coughed and spluttered somewhat, á then with his fingers removed the resultant phlegm and mucous á from his mouth, and transferred it onto the armrest of the",disgust,isear "I was in about Grade 7, I came home from school one day and was told á that my mother had skin cancer and would have to go to the hospital á straight away",fear,isear "My cat died from an illness. It had been with us for 7 years. á It was a lovely cat. It had been ill for one or two weeks and á the veterinary surgeon had told us that it was dying",sadness,isear "The news of the natural calamity, an earthquake in which hundreds á of Mexican people died",sadness,isear "I read a book whose plot and expressions were obscene and in very á bad taste",disgust,isear "Saw in TV that China had the most gold medals in the Asian á Olympic",joy,isear "I was studying in the library and a class-mate told me that she á had obtained a grant to work in the library",joy,isear "When my tennis match was interrupted because a kid cycled right á into the court",anger,isear When a class-mate died,sadness,isear "Several years ago my brother died in an accident. When I heard á about it, I was very sad. It took years until I resigned myself á to it",sadness,isear "A person ignored my advice, did not pay any attention to what was á saying. She acted as though I wasn't even there. We were doing á group work so everybody had the right to speak yet she just á ignored me. She made me feel insignificant",anger,isear "My brother lost his temper and started smashing things in the á house. I was quite scared, that something terrible might happen, á till the situation was brought under control",fear,isear First public speaking,joy,isear "When I saw that my bed at the hostel was a mess I guessed that á someone else had used my daily necessities. I felt that my personal á sanity had been affected",anger,isear "I feel sadness from the fact that I was not born with a better á appearance",sadness,isear "I was alone walking in a deserted part of the city and I had some á fear that some men would attack me and rob me",fear,isear "I feel fear quite often but this feeling was very strong last á year when my husband was quite unexpectedly sent to the hospital",fear,isear "I was at a friend's place for lunch and she fell ill and á vomited",disgust,isear "This summer I got into a fight with one of our patrons (at a á theatre). He hit me and I hit him and her friend, he hit my friend á and we all hit eachother",anger,isear "Knowing that I had to do the survey with him I felt very á reluctant. Although I do not know him I feel disgusted by just á looking at him. Thinking that the project lasted several days I á regreted having joined that project",disgust,isear "My friends promised me that they would definitely call me to tell á me if they were visiting me or not",anger,isear "I was seven years old and swimming outside the flags at the Gold á Coast. I was caught in a rip and taken out about 100 m. I á couldn't swim too well, but an older friend (17) swam out and á saved me",fear,isear Getting back with my boyfriend after a year away - apart,joy,isear I received a letter of acceptance from UNZA,joy,isear "I work for a journal. Once the lay-out came to nothing, due to á thoughtlessness of some colleagues",anger,isear "My guinea-pig had been ill for a couple of days. One evening, á when I came home I enquired as to how it was doing. My mother's á expression told me that it had died. My knees refused to support á me and I began to weep convulsively",sadness,isear Dog dirt which thaws in the spring,disgust,isear My roommate boasting about her English lectures,disgust,isear "While walking through an old mining area, I unwittingly disturbed á a wallaby which, in its resultant flight, accidentally fell down á a deep mine shaft. On investigation it seemed uninjured, but it á was impossible for the wallaby to get out, and also fo",sadness,isear When my son was born,joy,isear "I once saw an old man up the road, fossicking through the rubbish á bins and the gutter. I was really disgusted at first but I've á seen him a few times since then and now I feel really sorry for á him and I often give him cigarettes when I see him, becau",disgust,isear "When I was betrayed by a friend, and decided to stay apart form á her",sadness,isear When my grandfather died,sadness,isear "When I got caught in the pouring rain last Thursday and did not á have a raincoat on me",anger,isear When I was talking to HIM at a party for the first time in a long while and a friend came and interrupted us and HE left,anger,isear "I had a class-mate who was rather stupid. I did not like him á but I respected him. When he tried to talk to someone, they á would not listen to him and I could not bear seeing this",disgust,isear "I have a friend that I deeply trusted but it happened that I lost á my confidence in her for which she herself was to blame",anger,isear "A colleague asked me for some advice and as he did not have á enough confidence in me he asked a third person",anger,isear "I was really pissed when the Russians boycotted the '84 Olympics. á I had anger towards them and Jimmy Crter. I was very anxious to á see it",anger,isear When my last relation broke up,sadness,isear "Day before yesterday my mother bought me a new pair of shoes, á without my having asked for them. She told me that when she saw á the pair of shoes she felt like buying them for me. I really á liked the shoes and they made me feel that my mother cares f",joy,isear "A friend came to visit me late one night. He promised to stay á only a quarter of an hour, but he stayed 5 hours !! He didn't á leave and I was very angry",anger,isear When I could not do anything because of a bad back,sadness,isear "When mum had beaten my young sister just because she had received á a letter from a boyfriend",disgust,isear "Without my permission, my son had made popcorn after coming back á from school. The consequences were a spoilt kettle and chaos in á the kitchen but what could have happened with the hot grease ?",anger,isear "When, after drinking a glass of water, I found a cockroach walking á out of the glass",anger,isear "My friends aren't working for the same common goal we all need to á accomplish",disgust,isear "I really became sad when mother passed away while I was very á young",sadness,isear "I was spending the week-end with some friends. We were waiting á for another friend and we went to the meet him at the bus stop, a á woman we met there told us that the coach had already left. I á was afraid that I would not see my friend, but at last",joy,isear "One day, at an important place I met a group of girls and while á we were waiting for a bus these girls started smoking and á commanded me to smoke; I felt very disgusted.",disgust,isear When I failed an exam I thought I would pass,anger,isear "I felt angry when I was told that I had not been selected to go á to the University",anger,isear "I noticed that Meryl Streep and I had similar cheekbones and jaw á structure",joy,isear "I was in love with a girl but had to separate from her because of á different commitments concerning life and career. I loved her as á a person but could not agree with the life the future would á demand. Parting from her was very sad",sadness,isear "When I was faced with writing an essay and I didn't want to do it á I was angry that I had to write an essay and angry at myself for á not having the time to write a good essay",anger,isear Disgust at myself when I stroked a sleeping girl's private parts,disgust,isear "We were just about to go into the Exam room and I didn't see all á my writing materials plus the identification card from the place á where I left them",anger,isear Not included on questionnaire,fear,isear "A friend suggested in a round-about way that the reason we were á late for something was because of me, and that I'm often late. I á know this was partly true, but felt it unjustified that á particular time and I felt I couldn't do anything about it á an",anger,isear "When I knew that there were, at last, no problems in making a á journey that I had been wanting to make for a long time",joy,isear "A sunny Autumn day, after a long rainy period",joy,isear "I saw a friend of mine who had suffered a very heavy contusion á after an accident",sadness,isear "A girl with whom I was staying having sex with a person for about á 3 nights running, and then with his brother the following night, á and back again",disgust,isear "Bus driver driving roughly - old man fell off seat into aisle - á driver wouldn't stop - disgusted with her behaviour",disgust,isear When the Americans set their nucleaar missiles in Europe,disgust,isear "When a close friend met me at the station in the middle of the á night, when I came back from a long and tiring journey",joy,isear "When I didn't get a certain job at Lillehammer which I wanted á very much",sadness,isear When I passed the 12th standard board exams,joy,isear When I had to leave my mother and my sister after a week's visit,sadness,isear "When I got the scholarship I was very happy as the finacial á burden of the family was reduced",joy,isear "Yesterday, when the final whistle blew at the final match between á OIS and IFK and it was certain that OIS had won the Swedish á title",joy,isear "Naturally when I got myself discharged this was my second á birthday",joy,isear When I got the first compound through column,joy,isear "I was skiing with friends and they wanted to ski-jump. I did not á want to be left behind, so I braced myself and followed them",fear,isear "When my parents separated temporarily and I was left behind with á my father. As I loved my mother I wanted to go with her",sadness,isear "When I saw my 16 year old sister at home after having waited for á her all night, not knowing where she was",joy,isear "When I had crossed Lilongwe forest I heard that there was a rabid á hyena just near the path in the forest",fear,isear "A close friend first said he accepted an agreement, but later á used that agreement as a reason for attacking me",anger,isear "I get disgusted with the inherent racist attitudes of my á brother-in-law in putting down various ethnic groups and also my á unwillingness to challenge him about these attitudes in order to á keep the peace",disgust,isear A girl I was with went off with another guy,anger,isear "Somebody wanted to beat my brother at a wedding ceremony and I á was trying to protect my brother but the other man was calling á names to both of us",anger,isear When I was mistreated by my step-mother,anger,isear "When I went out with my dog in a forest late at night when we á were on a camping",fear,isear Cueing for bath for a long time,disgust,isear "After blowing up and saying all the wrong things, I realized what á I had done and hurt that person and myself",sadness,isear "I felt disgust with the alcohol, after I happened to see a young á man, who was dead to the world and who wallowed on the pavement. á This ""sight"" I watched from the bus",disgust,isear "When they told me that I had been admitted to the faculty of á medicine",joy,isear When my one year old son gives me a spontaneous kiss,joy,isear "A relationship in which I had put my trust, broke up. I was sad á when I realized how easy it is to forget something that one had á once regarded as great and significant",sadness,isear "When I saw a documentary film about World War II (about Hitler á and his adepts)",disgust,isear I was very sad at hearing that my grandfather had passed away,sadness,isear When fell in love with my present girlfriend,joy,isear A man was unfair to a girlfriend of mine,disgust,isear Birth of children,joy,isear "I was forced to go to a party with someone I didn't love and he á was telling people that I was his girlfriend",disgust,isear "Finding out that we cannot have good references because China is á poor",sadness,isear "My father promised to send me pocket money at the month-end since á I wanted to buy a new pair of shoes when I was at secondary á school, but he didn't",disgust,isear Saw a selfish person doing a selfish thing,disgust,isear "When I was in my village one of my enemies had written a á non-sense letter to a girl and he told the father of this girl á that I was the culprit. When I got to know this I was scared as á the girl's father was a worse man",fear,isear "When one individual takes advantage of and/or injures another á relatively defenseless individual, consciously. I feel disgust á mingled with anger. A person on my dorm floor verbally assaulted á another person for having a certain religious belief",disgust,isear "I was driving near my girlfriend's house and I decided to keep á going because it was late and I would be back in the next few á days anyway. The next day she was killed in a road accident",sadness,isear "When I heard that someone who is very close to me did very well á in the exams despite having fooled around a lot",joy,isear "We were at a hamburger bar and a man at a table nearby started á coughing and spitting into his plate",disgust,isear "I was really angry when the President general of UNZASU was á arrested by policemen",anger,isear A sour looking man was beating his thin dog in Remuera,disgust,isear When they told me that my grandfather was rather ill,sadness,isear "When I had to walk over three kms through a field which had wild bulls, á because my car had broken down",fear,isear "When the time came for me to see dead bodies and to operate on á them",fear,isear "When my girlfriend told me that she was no longer interested in á me",disgust,isear When I felt lack of aid from close friends,sadness,isear "When India won the Prudential cup by beating West-Indies in the á final match and became the world cricket champion. West-Indies á was the strongest of the eight countries which participated in á the competition",joy,isear When I was attacked by a teenage boy and had my wallet stolen,fear,isear Death of a relative,sadness,isear "I saw a movie called ""The Thing"", the film directed by John á Carpenter. The monster in the film made me feel disgusted",disgust,isear Someone attacked me with a knife,fear,isear "When the parents of my girlfriend gave permission to spend our á holiday together",joy,isear "While watching an entertainment program in which there was a clever á and amusing sketch",joy,isear When I received my promotion letter,joy,isear "At the underground station, a drunkard came to speak to me. He á tried to ask me something but I did not answer so he began to á speak about me with his companion. I detested this dirty á growling man",disgust,isear "After I saw my family and good friends back after staying one á year in a foreign country.",joy,isear "Discovering a good friend had lied to me, resulting in a á detrimental relationship with another person",disgust,isear "Finding myself alone in a public toilet block with a man known to á have had great psychological disturbances",fear,isear "We were walking in the park at night. It was very dark and very á late. We began to hear foot steps all around us, and we could á not find our way out",fear,isear "Walking through campus at night a squirrel jumped in front of á me",fear,isear "The day I was happiest was the day when I received a phone call á from Eve's Weekly to inform me that I had won the first prize of á the All India Essay competition. I had won this prize when I was á an under-graduate when even post graduates had partici",joy,isear "I lived alone in a repulsive area in the city of Rotterdam. I was á annoyed, heard a lot of Burglary and assaults. Especially in the evening á and the night I frequently felt anxious",fear,isear Someone told a lie that I had stolen his money,anger,isear "When I got to know about the reaction of a friend of mine in a á certain situation. I had not expected him to react that way",anger,isear When I learnt that I had been accepted at UNZA,joy,isear When my sister was very ill and was admitted to the hospital,fear,isear I was accepted by the Chinese university,joy,isear "One dark night with no street lights, a car was obviously á following me",fear,isear "Hey man , you wanna buy some weed ?",neutral,dailydialog Some what ?,surprise,dailydialog "Weed ! You know ? Pot , Ganja , Mary Jane some chronic !",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , umm , no thanks .",neutral,dailydialog I also have blow if you prefer to do a few lines .,neutral,dailydialog "No , I am ok , really .",neutral,dailydialog Come on man ! I even got dope and acid ! Try some !,neutral,dailydialog Do you really have all of these drugs ? Where do you get them from ?,neutral,dailydialog I got my connections ! Just tell me what you want and I ’ ll even give you one ounce for free .,neutral,dailydialog "Sounds good ! Let ’ s see , I want .",neutral,dailydialog Yeah ?,fear,dailydialog I want you to put your hands behind your head ! You are under arrest !,neutral,dailydialog The taxi drivers are on strike again .,neutral,dailydialog What for ?,neutral,dailydialog They want the government to reduce the price of the gasoline .,neutral,dailydialog It is really a hot potato .,neutral,dailydialog We've managed to reduce our energy consumption in our factory by about 15 per cent in the last two years .,neutral,dailydialog That's excellent . How have you managed that ?,neutral,dailydialog Mainly because we've invested in a heat recovery system .,neutral,dailydialog What does that mean exactly ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , we use the exhaust gases from our printing presses to provide energy to heat our dryers .",neutral,dailydialog What other sources of energy do you use ?,neutral,dailydialog We don't use any fossil fuels . Most of our power comes from hydro-electric plants . We're hoping to use even more energy from alternative sources in the future - perhaps even wind power .,neutral,dailydialog "Believe it or not , tea is the most popular beverage in the world after water .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , people from Asia to Europe all enjoy tea .",neutral,dailydialog Right . And China is the homeland of tea .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , Chinese people love drinking tea so much . Some even claim they can't live without tea .",neutral,dailydialog Do you know there are several catagories of Chinese tea ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I believe there are green teas , black teas and scented teas . Any Others ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , have you ever heard of Oulong tea and compressed tea ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yeah . Oulong tea is good for one's health . isn't it ?",neutral,dailydialog You surely know a lot about Chinese tea .,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , I like drinking tea at teahouses .",joy,dailydialog "Oh , so do I .",neutral,dailydialog Why don't we go for one now ?,neutral,dailydialog Great . We can chat while enjoying a cup there .,joy,dailydialog Let's go !,joy,dailydialog What are your personal weaknesses ?,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m afraid I ’ m a poor talker . I ’ m not comfortable talking with the people whom I have just met for the first time . That is not very good for business , so I have been studying public speaking .",neutral,dailydialog Are you more of a leader or a follower ?,neutral,dailydialog "I don ’ t try to lead people . I ’ d rather cooperate with everybody , and get the job done by working together .",neutral,dailydialog Do you think you can make yourself easily understood in English ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , in most circumstances .",neutral,dailydialog Are you available for travel ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I like travelling . I am young , and unmarried . It ’ s no problem for me to travel frequently .",joy,dailydialog how long will it take us to drive to London ?,neutral,dailydialog "I think it ’ s a distance of 180 kilometers from here to London , so it should be a two-hour drive on the motorway .",neutral,dailydialog that ’ s unless there is a traffic jam . It could take three hours .,neutral,dailydialog "you ’ re right . We will be able to travel at high speeds at the beginning and end of the journey , because we will be in built-up areas .",neutral,dailydialog "so , shall we allow three hours to cover the distance ?",neutral,dailydialog "ok . You haven ’ t seen my company car , have you ?",neutral,dailydialog no . let me take a look ... it ’ s longer than my car .,neutral,dailydialog I think it ’ s over five meters long . I can ’ t remember exactly . It has a maximum speed of over 200 kilometers an hour .,neutral,dailydialog wow ! That ’ s fast ! I don ’ t think we will be traveling that fast on the motorway .,neutral,dailydialog "we can ’ t . if we went that fast , we would break the speed limit .",neutral,dailydialog So how did I do on my driving test ?,neutral,dailydialog Do you want the truth ?,neutral,dailydialog "Of course , I do .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , you really didn't do all that well .",neutral,dailydialog How bad did I do ?,neutral,dailydialog "To be completely honest , you failed your test .",neutral,dailydialog How ?,neutral,dailydialog There were a number of reasons .,neutral,dailydialog What were they ?,neutral,dailydialog "Basically , you just can't drive .",neutral,dailydialog Can I have another try ?,neutral,dailydialog You can take it in a couple weeks .,neutral,dailydialog Good morning . What's the matter with you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , doctor . I have a terrible headache .",neutral,dailydialog "All right , young man . Tell me how it got started .",neutral,dailydialog Yesterday I had a runny nose . Now my nose is stuffed up . I have a sore throat . And I ’ m afraid I've got a temperature . I feel terrible .,neutral,dailydialog "Don't worry , young man . Lat me give you an examination . First let me take a look at your throat . Open your mouth and say'ah ' .",neutral,dailydialog Ah .,neutral,dailydialog Your throat is inflamed . And your tongue is heavily coated . You have all the symptoms of influenza .,neutral,dailydialog What am I supposed to do then ?,neutral,dailydialog "A good rest is all you need , and drink more water . I'll write you a prescription .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much .,neutral,dailydialog "My dear , what's for supper ?",neutral,dailydialog Red cooked carp and rape with fresh mushrooms .,neutral,dailydialog What about soup ?,neutral,dailydialog Sour-peppery soup .,neutral,dailydialog Which condiment do you use for ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'll use ginger , garlic scallion , hot pepper and vinegar .",neutral,dailydialog "Very good , need I help you ?",joy,dailydialog "No , don't need , I can do myself .",neutral,dailydialog Thanks . I can watch TV now .,joy,dailydialog But you must cook that dinner next time .,neutral,dailydialog "Okay , I'll do it next time .",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , this is Mike , Kara .",neutral,dailydialog Mike ! Good to hear from you . How are you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Everything is fine , and how are you ?",neutral,dailydialog Things are going well with me .,neutral,dailydialog "Kara , I had fun the other night at the movies and was wondering if you would like to go out again this Friday .",neutral,dailydialog "Mike , I don't think that it's a good idea to go out again . I really need to focus on getting packed and ready to move back home .",neutral,dailydialog Maybe we could just meet for coffee or something .,neutral,dailydialog "I can't really deal with any distractions right now , but I appreciate the nice evening we spent together .",neutral,dailydialog Sun-set hotel . May I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have booked a room for 24th . It's a double room .",neutral,dailydialog "Hold on , please . Let me check it for you . Yes , you're right . You will keep it for 3 days .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , now I want to change the date from 24th to 28th .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , that shall be arranged .",neutral,dailydialog Are you busy tomorrow morning ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm free . What's up ?,neutral,dailydialog Someone has to pick up the boss at the airport .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I just remembered I've got a report to write .",neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry I'm so late . I had a really bad day .,sadness,dailydialog It's ten after six.We ' re late.But dinner is at six thirty .,neutral,dailydialog I know . I know . I'm really sorry . I lost my bag .,sadness,dailydialog I'll call the lost and found office .,neutral,dailydialog I didn't think of it.Thank you.And I do apologize for being late .,sadness,dailydialog Nani Book Store . How can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog Do you have the ' The man and the Sea ' by Ernest Hemingway ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , we have one copy left .",neutral,dailydialog Can you hold it for me ?,neutral,dailydialog Do you have maps of downtown area ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , here you are .",neutral,dailydialog How much is it ?,neutral,dailydialog It's free of charge .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks so much .,neutral,dailydialog "Hi there , I want to reserve a hotel room .",neutral,dailydialog "No problem at all . Could I have your full name , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sure , John Sandals .",neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Mr . Sandals . I'm Michelle , at your service . When do you need the room ?",neutral,dailydialog My plans are to be there April 14th to the 17th .,neutral,dailydialog "We have new room rates , sir . Will that be acceptable to you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , it depends on the price , of course . What is it ?",neutral,dailydialog It's $ 308 a night .,neutral,dailydialog I have no problem with that .,neutral,dailydialog Great ! Would you prefer smoking or nonsmoking ?,neutral,dailydialog Definitely nonsmoking . I can't handle that smell .,neutral,dailydialog "Nonsmoking . Now , is a queen-size bed okay ?",neutral,dailydialog No problem .,neutral,dailydialog "Great , Mr . Sandals . Your reservation is confirmed . Now all I need is your phone number .",neutral,dailydialog Of course ! It's area code 626-555-1739 .,neutral,dailydialog "Thank you so much , Mr . Sandals . We look forward to seeing you !",joy,dailydialog "Could I have my bill , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Certainly , sir .",neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid there's been a mistake .,neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , sir . What seems to be the trouble ?",neutral,dailydialog "I believe you have charged me twice for the same thing . Look , the figure of 6.5 dollar appears here , then again here .",neutral,dailydialog "I'll just go and check it for you , sir .",neutral,dailydialog "Good evening , madam . Can I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . I bought this sheet here yesterday .,neutral,dailydialog Anything wrong with it ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes . When I spread it out back home , I found this hole .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , how awful ! May I have a look at the invoice ?",neutral,dailydialog Here it is .,neutral,dailydialog "Well . please accept our sincere apologies , I'll be glad to change it for another one if you wish .",neutral,dailydialog That's very kind of you . Thank you .,joy,dailydialog "We're sorry that this has happened , and I guarantee that the same mistake won't happen again .",neutral,dailydialog I need to buy some flowers for my wife .,neutral,dailydialog Perhaps you'd be interested in red roses .,neutral,dailydialog What would the roses cost me ?,neutral,dailydialog They're only $ 20 a dozen .,neutral,dailydialog I like the sound of that .,joy,dailydialog "Yes , that is today's sale price .",neutral,dailydialog A dozen will be fine .,neutral,dailydialog Is there anything else you'd like to get ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , thank you .",joy,dailydialog These roses should make your wife very happy .,joy,dailydialog "Room service , is there anything I can do for you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I am afraid there are not enough outlets .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , we have 6 for each room .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , but 4 of them are broken . Can you send someone here ?",neutral,dailydialog "OK sir , please wait a minute .",neutral,dailydialog Why'd you pull me over ?,neutral,dailydialog Are you aware that you drove through a red light ?,neutral,dailydialog I ran a red light ?,surprise,dailydialog "Yes , you did .",neutral,dailydialog "I apologize , but I didn't realize that I did .",neutral,dailydialog "Weren't you taught that yellow means slow down , not speed up ?",neutral,dailydialog I did learn that .,neutral,dailydialog "So , then why did you speed up ?",neutral,dailydialog I don't know what to tell you .,neutral,dailydialog I'm going to have to write you a ticket .,neutral,dailydialog I understand .,neutral,dailydialog Here you go . Don't do that again .,neutral,dailydialog Can I have the roll of film developed here ?,neutral,dailydialog Surely of course .,neutral,dailydialog Here is the film . Can I get my pictures tomorrow ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure .,neutral,dailydialog Besides I want two copies of all the photos .,neutral,dailydialog "Tell me a little bit about yourself , please .",neutral,dailydialog My name is Dunlin and I live in Beijing . I was born in 1980 . I will graduate from Peking University this July . I have majored in accounting .,neutral,dailydialog Would you tell me something about your family ?,neutral,dailydialog "There are three in my family , my parents and myself . My father is a teacher and my mother is a worker .",neutral,dailydialog I really need to start eating healthier .,neutral,dailydialog I have to start eating better too .,neutral,dailydialog What kind of food do you usually eat ?,neutral,dailydialog "I try my best to eat only fruits , vegetables , and chicken .",neutral,dailydialog Is that really all that you eat ?,neutral,dailydialog That's basically it .,neutral,dailydialog How do you stick to only those foods ?,neutral,dailydialog "Actually , fruits and veggies are really good for you .",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I know , but what about the chicken ?",neutral,dailydialog "I mainly eat baked chicken , because there's not a lot of fat .",neutral,dailydialog That does sound pretty good .,joy,dailydialog "I know it does , and that's because it is .",neutral,dailydialog Good afternoon ! Can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog Could you show me where the Chinesc-style clothing is located ? I want to buy a silk coat .,neutral,dailydialog "This way , please . Here they are . They're all handmade .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , they look nice . May I try that black one on ?",joy,dailydialog Of course . The fitting room is right over there .,neutral,dailydialog Do you have a medium in the same color ? This one is a little tight .,neutral,dailydialog l'm sorry . All the black of that size are sold out . Would you like a red one ?,neutral,dailydialog OK . Let me try it on . What do you think ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , that suits you very well . Besides it is believed in China that the red color brings happiness and good luck .",neutral,dailydialog Really ? I'II take it and I'm leaving here tomorrow . Is it possible for you to send one in black to me by mail when you get it in ?,neutral,dailydialog "Our pleasure . Please fill out this form , leaving your address and telephone number .",joy,dailydialog Thanks . How much would that come to ?,joy,dailydialog Let me see ...,neutral,dailydialog How are you today ?,neutral,dailydialog "Great , thanks .",joy,dailydialog Can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog I would actually like to view the apartment for rent today .,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m sorry , but you won ’ t be able to view it today .",sadness,dailydialog Why not ?,neutral,dailydialog You have to make an appointment first .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , okay . Can I do that right now ?",surprise,dailydialog Is this Friday okay ?,neutral,dailydialog Is 6 o ’ clock Friday evening okay ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I will schedule you for that time .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much . See you then .,joy,dailydialog Today I want to invite you to talk about insurance you ’ re interested in .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you . I wonder whether I can enjoy the life insurance and health insurance .,neutral,dailydialog "Of course . A two-week paid vacation a year , a five-day workweek .",neutral,dailydialog Good . Anything else ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , all the insurance will be linked with your work . We will issue an insurance policy .",neutral,dailydialog "Next , please . Hello , may I help you , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I want to send a registered airmail letter to France .",neutral,dailydialog "Ok , it comes four dollars twenty cents .",neutral,dailydialog Here is five dollars .,neutral,dailydialog Here is your change . Please wait for your receipt of the registered mail .,neutral,dailydialog I also want to pack up my package . This is the notes .,neutral,dailydialog Let me see . En .. just a minute . Here it is . I need your signature on this note .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , one more thing , where can I mail this letter ?",neutral,dailydialog Drop it in the mail box mark out of town . at that corner .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much .,joy,dailydialog You ‘ re welcome .,joy,dailydialog we really were lucky . We got the last available table for two---and we didn't even have a reservation ! Did you see the long lines behind us ?,joy,dailydialog "yeah , I'm glad that we didn't have to wait long . I'm starving !",joy,dailydialog let's take a look at the menu so we can order . Do you want to choose an appetizer for us to share ?,neutral,dailydialog "what would you rather have , samosas or poppadoms ?",neutral,dailydialog I heard that one of their specialities is the samosa .,neutral,dailydialog "well , let's get a plate of those then .",neutral,dailydialog sounds good . What are you going to have for your main course ?,neutral,dailydialog I think I might have a dahl .,neutral,dailydialog what's in a dahl ?,neutral,dailydialog it's got chickpeas and vegetables in a spicy curry sauce with rice .,neutral,dailydialog that sounds nice . Do you want to share some kebabs as well ?,joy,dailydialog ok . How about some lamb kebabs ?,neutral,dailydialog that's my favourite . Do you want to have some wine or beer ?,joy,dailydialog I think I'll have a beer .,neutral,dailydialog "ok , shall I flag down the waitress ?",neutral,dailydialog I wouldn't recommend it . I think we should wait until she comes round .,neutral,dailydialog you're right . That might seem a bit rude . It's a good thing I've got you with me !,joy,dailydialog what would you do without me ?,neutral,dailydialog "This position demands a higher writing ability , so please say something about your writing ability .",neutral,dailydialog "Of course . I've loved writing since I was a very little boy . I won the first prize in a national composition contest when I was in middle school . After attending Nanjing University , I never give up writing . My works , such as Father's Tobacco Pipe , Open Air Cinema , The old City were respectively published China Youth Daily , Yangzi Evening News , and New Beijing . During the period of studying for my degrees of master and doctor , I paid more attention to developing my research ability and published several papers . The Impact of Internet in Chinese Political Participation , The Discipline of Remold , The Historical Direction of Chinese Administration Reform , Bribery Cases of Self governance in Chinese Villages are respectively published in Chinese Publish Administration , Beijing Due Xuebao , Theory and Society and Chinese Reform . I joined in Yangzi Evening News to work as a part-time journalist in 2006 . During this period , I've written a lot of comments , which improved my writing ability to a new level , I have full confidence in my writing ability , and I believe I can do the job well .",neutral,dailydialog pompous . How may I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I'd like to reserve a table for dinner .",neutral,dailydialog How large a group are you expecting ?,neutral,dailydialog Six couples .,neutral,dailydialog Would you like to reserve a private dining room ?,neutral,dailydialog That sounds like a good idea .,joy,dailydialog "All right . May I have your name , Sir ?",neutral,dailydialog My name is Ron Kollwitz .,neutral,dailydialog "Ms . Wang , this is Mr . Cooper , president of Ivy Publishing .",neutral,dailydialog "It's nice to meet you , Mr . Cooper .",neutral,dailydialog "Nice to meet you , Ms . Wang . You must be exhausted after your long trip from Canada .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it was quite a long flight . I'm glad to finally be here .",joy,dailydialog Can you help me now ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , but I'll be able to tomorrow .",neutral,dailydialog That'll be too late .,neutral,dailydialog Why don't you ask Bill if he can help ?,neutral,dailydialog "I did , but he wasn't able to either .",neutral,dailydialog Have you got any experience in advertising ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have been working in the Public Relations Section of a company in the past two years . I plan the advertising campaign and cooperate the work of artists and typographers . Sometimes I have to do the work of a specialist when there ’ s something urgent .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have any practical experience as a secretary ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , sir . I acted as a secretary in an insurance company .",neutral,dailydialog Would you tell me the essential qualities a secretary should maintain ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , to begin with , I would say she needs to be diligent , and the second point is that she has to do a lot of things on her own initiative . Finally , she can make notes in shorthand and types and has the skills in report writing , summary writing , keep minutes at meetings , and so on . Most important of all is that she seems to have a better memory than average .",neutral,dailydialog Have you had any experience with computer ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I studied in a computer training program , and can process data through the computer .",neutral,dailydialog That's fine . What about operating the fax and duplicator ?,neutral,dailydialog I can handle them without any trouble,neutral,dailydialog What have you learned from jobs you have held ?,neutral,dailydialog "Above all , I have learned that what is good for the company is good for me . So I follow the instructions strictly and always keep my boss informed .",neutral,dailydialog Very good .,joy,dailydialog "Hi , Dan . What's new ?",neutral,dailydialog Where have you been ? I've been trying to get in touch with you for two days .,neutral,dailydialog I went to Salt Lake City on business . What's up ?,neutral,dailydialog I got fired .,sadness,dailydialog "How come ? Last time I saw you . You told me it was a good job , and you'd like to take it as a career . That was only one month ago . Why this sudden change ?",surprise,dailydialog "It's a long story . In a word , I didn't do a good job of it . I messed up a business deal , a deal that would have made ten million dollars and I messed it up .",sadness,dailydialog What are you going to do now ?,neutral,dailydialog "I am trying to find a job asap . Lily doesn't know yet . I didn't tell her . I spent the past three days at the coffee shop next to your office , and she thought I went to work as usual .",neutral,dailydialog That's not the way to solve the problem . Did you look in the classified advertisements column ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I did . But I wasn't qualified for most of the jobs that I was interested in .",neutral,dailydialog "Listen . I will see what I can do , ok ? You go home and tell Lily about this problem you have now . She is your wife and I am sure she will understand .",neutral,dailydialog "I just don't know how to bring it up . Well , all right . She has the right to know anyways .",sadness,dailydialog Have you ever gotten a parking ticket ?,neutral,dailydialog I've never gotten one . Have you ?,neutral,dailydialog I got a ticket yesterday .,neutral,dailydialog Really ? What did you get one for ?,surprise,dailydialog I parked in the red zone .,neutral,dailydialog Why did you do that ?,neutral,dailydialog I needed to get something really quick .,neutral,dailydialog Where did you park at ?,neutral,dailydialog At my apartment building .,neutral,dailydialog Don't you have your own parking spot ?,neutral,dailydialog I needed to be fast .,neutral,dailydialog That was very lazy of you .,neutral,dailydialog How may I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m having a problem .,neutral,dailydialog What problem are you having ?,neutral,dailydialog There have been charges made on my debit card that I didn ’ t make .,neutral,dailydialog Do you have the statement for your card ?,neutral,dailydialog Here it is .,neutral,dailydialog What are the charges you ’ re referring to ?,neutral,dailydialog The last four charges on the page .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m afraid we ’ re going to have to investigate these charges .,neutral,dailydialog How long will an investigation take ?,neutral,dailydialog "I honestly don ’ t know , but we will freeze payment on these charges .",neutral,dailydialog That sounds absolutely fantastic .,joy,dailydialog Good afternoon . Can I be of service ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't know . Can I purchase Treasury Certificates here at this counter ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , of course . We have Treasury Notes with two , three and five-year terms available .",neutral,dailydialog "Two years is fine , with a value of 1,000 RIB .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , could I take a look at some ID please , like a passport ?",neutral,dailydialog "Here you go . By the way , is it possible to cash them before the maturity comes up ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , I'm afraid that isn't possible . You must wait until maturity before you cash them .",neutral,dailydialog Hey . Why did you take that money ? You are such a cheater ! I should send you to jail !,anger,dailydialog "I am not cheating . When you pass go , you collect $ 200 , Everyone knows that !",anger,dailydialog Well you can ’ t just take the money . You have to ask the bank for money . And I ’ m the banker .,anger,dailydialog Banker ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes ...,neutral,dailydialog Can I have my $ 200 please ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure . Here you are , $ 200 , Thank you , please come again ! Now it ’ s my turn to roll the dice .",joy,dailydialog "Hi , is this Professor Clark ’ s office ?",neutral,dailydialog This is Professor Clark speaking .,neutral,dailydialog "Hi , this is Kalina from your morning literature class .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , what can I do for you ?",neutral,dailydialog I had a skydiving accident over the weekend and won ’ t be able to come to school today .,sadness,dailydialog My goodness ! Are you OK ?,surprise,dailydialog "I broke my leg , but it is healing .",neutral,dailydialog How long will you be out of class ?,neutral,dailydialog I should be able to return by next Monday .,neutral,dailydialog "Fine . Well , thanks for calling and letting me know you will be absent . I hope you feel better soon .",neutral,dailydialog Good afternoon ! Did you call for a plumber ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , yes I did . Please come in ! I ’ m so glad you came ! This old house is falling apart ! Come on into the bathroom . See , here , there ’ s water leaking everywhere !",neutral,dailydialog "I see . Let me have a look . It seems that your toilet is clogged , and that ’ s why it won ’ t flush . Let me just get my plunger . No , that ’ s not working either . I suspect that there ’ s some sort of foreign object in the pipes that ‘ s causing a blockage . That ’ s what ’ s making your toilet overflow .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , that must be because of my four-year-old daughter . She is always flushing things down the toilet . You know how kids are .",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I have a little one myself . Anyway , these water pipes are really rusty , so they also should be changed . Thatcould be causing water to not drain completely , that might lead to more problems in the future . I would also suggest fixing this faucet that isn ’ t shutting off properly . I could have it all finished by today if it ’ s urgent .",neutral,dailydialog That would be great ! Is it expensive ?,joy,dailydialog Let ’ s see ... I would say about eight hundred dollars .,neutral,dailydialog "Listen , Karen , I need your help . I don't know anyone here yet .",neutral,dailydialog I'm glad to help you . What's wrong ?,joy,dailydialog My mother-in-law just went into the hospital in L.A.Hank and I will be flying there tonight .,neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry to hear it . What's wrong with her ?,sadness,dailydialog "Doctors aren't sure yet.But the real problem is Suzy . She has a bad cold , and we don't want to take her with us . But we don't know who can stay with her .",neutral,dailydialog You need a babysitter .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I'd ask Jill , the girl I've had before , but I need someone overnight.Maybe even for two nights .",neutral,dailydialog I could have Suzy stay at my place .,neutral,dailydialog "I don't want to do that to you , Karen .",neutral,dailydialog Why not ?,neutral,dailydialog Your own kids would get Suzy's cold . I think it would be better to have a good babysitter here . But I don't know who to ask . I need someone more mature than Jill . It might even be for two or three days .,neutral,dailydialog "I know who we can ask . There is a girl I know , Sara Ralston.She is 17 , and she will usually take this kind of job . I know her from my church , and I trust her completely .",neutral,dailydialog "I'd like to talk with her.This is short notice , I know . But Hank and I are leaving tonight .",neutral,dailydialog I'll get you her number . I hope she can do it . She is very responsible .,neutral,dailydialog I'm glad you know someone . I knew you would be the best person to ask about this . I don't want to insult Jill or her mother . I think Jill maybe could do it.But I'd rather have someone a little older .,joy,dailydialog I'll go home and get Sara's number . I'll call her first myself .,neutral,dailydialog Great . Then call me and let me know if she's free .,joy,dailydialog Good evening . What'll you have ?,neutral,dailydialog I'd like a beer . What kind of beer do you have ?,neutral,dailydialog Draft beer and cans beer . Which do you prefer ?,neutral,dailydialog A draft beer please .,neutral,dailydialog OK . Here you are .,neutral,dailydialog Could I have some fruit ?,neutral,dailydialog "Of course . Wait for a moment , please .",joy,dailydialog "Hello , Mr . Black , how are you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Fine , thank you , and how are you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Very well , thank you . It's nice to meet you again . I am awfully sorry for not being able to meet you at the airport , as I was busy yesterday . I do hope you had a very enjoyable trip from New York .",joy,dailydialog "Yes , a very pleasant journey indeed . Thank you .",joy,dailydialog How are you getting along with your business ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not bad . The fur market is not very brisk lately , but the selling season is advancing near . I hope there will be more buyers in the market this year .",neutral,dailydialog "I hope we can do more business together . Though we are satisfied with our past trade record , there are still possibilities for more business . In the meantime , let's discuss other spheres of cooperation , such as investment , technology transfer and technical assistance .",neutral,dailydialog "By the way miss , where is the toilet ?",neutral,dailydialog "Toilets are in the rear , I am afraid all the toilets are fully occupied at the moment .",sadness,dailydialog "What ? Oh , what we live ! Thank you very much for your help , miss .",surprise,dailydialog You are welcome .,joy,dailydialog "xcuse me , could you tell me which line I ’ m supposed to stand in to buy bubble wrap and to post a package ?",neutral,dailydialog "you can buy the bubble wrap here , but you ’ ll have to stand in line over here to post your passage .",neutral,dailydialog that ’ s a really long line . How long do you think it ’ ll take to get through all those people ?,neutral,dailydialog "it takes about 3 minutes per person , so it ’ ll probably be about an hour ’ s wait .",neutral,dailydialog can I buy stamps here ?,neutral,dailydialog sure . How many would you like ?,neutral,dailydialog I need 30 for my Christmas cards .,neutral,dailydialog are you sending them abroad ?,neutral,dailydialog twenty of them are going abroad to China and America .,neutral,dailydialog "do you have any going anywhere in the EU ? If you do , those are less expensive .",neutral,dailydialog no .,neutral,dailydialog "ok , here you go . That will be 18 pounds and seventy two pence .",neutral,dailydialog and the bubble wrap ?,neutral,dailydialog that ’ s another quid .,neutral,dailydialog thanks a lot . You ’ Ve been very helpful .,joy,dailydialog "Good evening , Saliva . What's that wonderful aroma from your kitchen ? What are you doing now ?",joy,dailydialog I am cooking now !,neutral,dailydialog Are you good at cooking ?,neutral,dailydialog "I have studied its skills recently at a training school . I plan to run a restaurant , so I have to practise cooking !",neutral,dailydialog It is a good idea . What dish are you cooking now ? !,neutral,dailydialog I am steaming fish in a pressure cooker . Have you ever tried steamed fish ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have . But the taste of steamed fish at that restaurant is not delicious . The fish is not well-done and too salty .",neutral,dailydialog That's the case . I think there is not enough time to steam it and soy sauce is too much .,neutral,dailydialog I have the same idea as yours .,neutral,dailydialog It's OK . Please have a taste of it .,neutral,dailydialog "Thank you . Oh , it's very delicious .",joy,dailydialog Thank you for your praise .,joy,dailydialog "Besides steamed fish , what else are you good at cooking ?",neutral,dailydialog "I am good at stewing beef with potato , frying chicken , hot and sour soup etc .",neutral,dailydialog "So many dishes . Next Friday week is my birthday . I would like to invite you to cook for my dinner party , OK ?",neutral,dailydialog Why not ? It is a good opportunity for me to practise cooking .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks a lot .,joy,dailydialog It's my pleasure .,joy,dailydialog Room service.What can I do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog This is room 2012 . Where is my laundry ? You promised to send to me this morning .,anger,dailydialog "Well , let me check for you . I am sorry , sir . They mistook your order as a normal one.Actualty it's an express laundry , is that right ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I ordered the express service .",neutral,dailydialog "Sir , we are terribly sorry for that.We will refund the charge and send your laundry to your room 3 hours later . Is that all right ?",neutral,dailydialog That's fine .,neutral,dailydialog I'd like you to do me a favor .,neutral,dailydialog What is it ?,neutral,dailydialog Can you mail this at the post office for me ? I have to go to the doctor for an appointment and I don't have enough time to go to the post office .,neutral,dailydialog Sure . And I'd like you to get some cold medicine for me when you go to the doctor's .,joy,dailydialog "Excuse me , may I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog Would you please fill some gas for me ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . Which kind of gas do you want ?,neutral,dailydialog "Unleaded , please .",neutral,dailydialog OK .,neutral,dailydialog I'll be willing to come and talk about the financing of our imports .,neutral,dailydialog It can be solved by drawing a draft on us at 90 days sight .,neutral,dailydialog What about a draft at 120 days sight ?,neutral,dailydialog All right . But we demand the draft be accepted by a bank acceptable to us .,neutral,dailydialog A bank's acceptance will add to the costs of our imports . You can rest assured that we will accept the draft and honour it when it comes due .,neutral,dailydialog Then we will be in a position to arrange for a loan from our bank . You know we exports would like to have our investments returned as early as possible .,neutral,dailydialog I hope this transaction will pave the way for further business relations between our two countries .,neutral,dailydialog So do I .,neutral,dailydialog "There's a new girl in school , have you seen her yet ?",neutral,dailydialog I haven't seen her yet .,neutral,dailydialog I think that she is very pretty .,neutral,dailydialog Tell me how she looks .,neutral,dailydialog She's kind of short .,neutral,dailydialog What height is she ?,neutral,dailydialog She's probably about five feet .,neutral,dailydialog "That's nice , but tell me what she looks like .",neutral,dailydialog The first thing I noticed was her beautiful brown eyes .,neutral,dailydialog I think I might've bumped into her before .,neutral,dailydialog Are you telling me that you've seen her before ?,neutral,dailydialog I believe so .,neutral,dailydialog "Take a seat inside and see what you think.So you will take the Porsche then , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , and I want to buy the insurance too . I think it's necessary .",neutral,dailydialog "You're smart to buy it . At 45 dollars for three days , it is a good deal .",joy,dailydialog Can I return the car in San Francisco ?,neutral,dailydialog "San Francisco ? No , sir.We only have this office here . You will have to return it here .",neutral,dailydialog Really ? I heard in America you can return rental cars in different cities .,surprise,dailydialog "No , sir . That's only with the very big companies . I'm sorry , but this car must be returned to this lot .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I guess I will have to drive back down then . Hmm . I didn't think of that .",neutral,dailydialog "Do you still want the car , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . It will be fun . Driving back down the coast . My girlfriend will like it .,joy,dailydialog It's a beautiful drive .,joy,dailydialog Where are the keys ?,neutral,dailydialog "Just a moment , sir . We have to finish filling out the forms .",neutral,dailydialog Gary . Could you type up this report for me ? I have to take off early this afternoon .,neutral,dailydialog Sure . Just leave it to me . I'll finish it .,joy,dailydialog Look at the show on TV . I am watching a food show at a very famous seafood restaurant . I really want to eat at that restaurant . I am a seafood lover .,neutral,dailydialog "Speaking of seafood , my mouth is watering . Let's go to the seafood restaurant in our neighborhood .",neutral,dailydialog Sound great . Let's go !,joy,dailydialog Look at the crystal clear fridge . You can see so many kinds of seafood in it . They all look very fresh and delicious .,neutral,dailydialog True . I would like to have some salmon sashimi and a roast salmon head .,neutral,dailydialog You sound like a seafood expert . I would like to have some stir-fried squids and steamed shrimps .,neutral,dailydialog You are not too bad as well . I also want to have a steamed lobster . It is really taste like heaven .,neutral,dailydialog Let's go into the restaurant and find a table to order some food .,neutral,dailydialog Wait . Let me tell the lady what we would like to order in front of the seafood fridge first .,neutral,dailydialog OK . I will wait for you inside the restaurant,neutral,dailydialog Do you think we should try some deep fried oysters ?,neutral,dailydialog Where do you want to go ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm going to the hospital .,neutral,dailydialog Get in . I'll take you .,neutral,dailydialog About how much will it cost ?,neutral,dailydialog It will cost you $ 10 .,neutral,dailydialog "By the way , what's the time ?",neutral,dailydialog "You can see the time on the meter . I have radio time , you know .",neutral,dailydialog It's a quarter to 12 . Could you please drive a little faster ?,neutral,dailydialog Certainly .,neutral,dailydialog You're made a good choice . This china tea set is unusual .,neutral,dailydialog Where was it from ?,neutral,dailydialog It was made in Jingdezhen .,neutral,dailydialog Jingdezhen ? Isn't it called ' the capital of porcelain ' ?,neutral,dailydialog You are right .,neutral,dailydialog This is the very thing I've been dreaming of .,joy,dailydialog It is the best quality porcelain-the famous egg-shell China .,neutral,dailydialog It must be most precious .,joy,dailydialog But it is really worth the price .,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Miao Li , Where are you going ?",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , I am going to the store to buy some fruit .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , Would you do me a favor ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes ?,neutral,dailydialog Please mail this letter for me on your way to the store .,neutral,dailydialog Sure . Do you want it to be registered ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I think so . There are some pictures in it . It would be a great pity if they were lost .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I will be glad to mail your letter .",neutral,dailydialog Thanks .,joy,dailydialog you are welcome .,joy,dailydialog "I have a cell phone in my car . Now it's probably on the floor on the passenger side.Why don't you get it for me , and then I can call the police ?",neutral,dailydialog Alright .,neutral,dailydialog It doesn't work . It looks like it's broken . I need to get to a hospital . You should drive me there .,fear,dailydialog "Oh , yeah ? It's better if we make a police report first . Then you can go to the hospital .",neutral,dailydialog Damn it ! I'm injured here . We could wait all day for the police .,anger,dailydialog "Well , you'll just have to wait . I'm not going to move my car until the police arrive . I'll go into one of those houses over there and use their phone . Don't worry . You'll get to the hospital in time .",neutral,dailydialog It really hurts .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , maybe it does.But if you're going to drive like you did just now , you will have to get used to a little physical pain . You know what I mean ?",neutral,dailydialog To hell with you . The accident was your fault .,anger,dailydialog "I'm afraid it wasn't . And when the police get here , you will also see that it wasn't . But enough of this bickering . I'm going to go find a phone.Don ' t move that arm while I'm gone . Alright ?",neutral,dailydialog To hell with you .,anger,dailydialog "Good morning . Vane Theater , at your service .",neutral,dailydialog Hello . I'm thinking about watching a Chinese traditional opera with a foreign girl . What's on this weekend ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , there will be charity performance on Saturday night . And also , there will be a solo concert by an opera star on Sunday night .",neutral,dailydialog It's a good thing that I have choices here . Can you tell me about the one on Saturday ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . It's to raise money for the homeless .,neutral,dailydialog What about the performance itself ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , it's a reserved opera named The Monkey Creates Havoc in Heaven .",neutral,dailydialog "Wow , a story about the clever Monkey King . It's a classic and children's favorite .",neutral,dailydialog It surely is . And the cast is really the best .,neutral,dailydialog Wonderful ! How much is the ticket ?,joy,dailydialog "The price varies according to the seats . 300 for the front , 200 for the middle , and 50 for the back .",neutral,dailydialog All right . I want to bring everybody back on this subject . When can we start working on this ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , we could probably get started with a preparatory meeting this afternoon at 2:00 .",neutral,dailydialog "I tell you what , 2:00 is not available for me , but you can get started and I'll come by at around 3:00",neutral,dailydialog That's fine with me . How much time are we going to have to work on this ?,neutral,dailydialog "Perhaps one year , I'm not sure .",neutral,dailydialog What dressing would you like on the salad ?,neutral,dailydialog "French dressing , please .",neutral,dailydialog I beg your pardon ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , French dressing .",neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , it's not available now.Anything else ?",neutral,dailydialog We still prefer French dressing .,neutral,dailydialog Could I have some fish ?,neutral,dailydialog Certainly . And what vegetables would you like ?,joy,dailydialog "Oh , spinach , I think .",neutral,dailydialog "Fine , And what about something to drink ?",neutral,dailydialog "Just a beer , please .",neutral,dailydialog Good . Thank you.sir .,joy,dailydialog Would you like to have some more beer ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , thanks . I ' Ve had enough . I'll have my bill , please .",joy,dailydialog Of course . Please wait a moment . I'll go and get it .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog "Hi , George . I'm going to have a job interview next week . Could you give me some advice ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sure . First of all , it ’ s very important for you not to be late . Job interviewers usually don ’ t think very highly of a candidate who arrives ten minutes after the appointed time , only to explain that he could not find the place or that there was heavy traffic .",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , that's very important .",neutral,dailydialog "So you ’ d better explore the place the day before and at the same time , look around to see what the employees are wearing . So the next day you will arrive early for the appointment .",neutral,dailydialog I ’ ll try my best to make a good impression on the interviewer .,neutral,dailydialog "That ’ s right . You need to create a good image in a limited time , usually about 30 to 45 minutes .",neutral,dailydialog It ’ s always easier to say something than to do it .,neutral,dailydialog "It ’ s not too difficult to make a good impression . For example , you should take care to appear well-groomed and modestly dressed . Avoid the extremes of a too elaborate or too casual style . This will put you on the same level as other applicants and make the interviewer consider more important qualifications .",neutral,dailydialog But I love wearing T-shirts and jeans .,neutral,dailydialog "I advise you not to wear a too casual style when going to an interview . Informal clothes as well as torn jeans and dirty shoes convey the impression that you are not serious about the job , or that you may be casual about your work as you are about your clothes .",neutral,dailydialog It ’ s a pity that I cannot afford more expensive clothes .,neutral,dailydialog "You misunderstood me . Clothes which are too colorful or too expensive suggest that you do not understand what behavior is appropriate for the job , or that you are snobbish or frivolous .",neutral,dailydialog I know what you mean . I ought to wear right clothes at the right time .,neutral,dailydialog You got it . Only in this way can you gain the respect of the interviewer and his confidence in your judgement .,neutral,dailydialog It seems that ' clothes make the man ' .,neutral,dailydialog "It may not be true , but the first and lasting impression of you is determined by your clothes and behavior .",neutral,dailydialog "The boss announces the pay raise today , right ? How much do you think we'll get ?",neutral,dailydialog No idea . Your guess is as good as mine .,neutral,dailydialog It better be more than last year .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , anything is better than nothing . Wait and see .",neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , our appointment has to be changed .",neutral,dailydialog What a pity !,neutral,dailydialog "If you don't mind , may we put it off to the next day ?",neutral,dailydialog That's OK .,neutral,dailydialog "Good day ! Welcome to Lincoln Bank , how may we assist you ?",neutral,dailydialog Hello . I need to find out if a Receipt of Proceeds has arrived . I'm from Felix Wasserman Associates .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks . Have you got the L / C number ?,neutral,dailydialog It's NX567822100007 .,neutral,dailydialog Hang on a tick and I'll check for you . I'm sorry ; we have no record of that arriving .,neutral,dailydialog "OK , thanks for checking . Could you give me a ring when it arrives , please ?",neutral,dailydialog No problem . I'll be in touch as soon as it comes in .,neutral,dailydialog May I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes . I have to stay in your cry for just one day , can you suggest a short tour ?",neutral,dailydialog Are you interested in the natural landscape or the human landscape ?,neutral,dailydialog I would prefer the first one .,neutral,dailydialog Sure . We have a one-day trip along the river . It's quite beautiful .,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Sir . How can we help you today ?",neutral,dailydialog "I need to find out some more information for L / C . I would like an outline of responsibilities , both ours , yours and the beneficiary , please .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , to start , the conditions are specified by the buyer and may include Insurance Forms , Way Bills , Bills of Lading , Customs forms , various certificates .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , got it . Is there anything else I need to know before we go ahead ?",neutral,dailydialog "Just that in effect , a basic Letter of Credit is a financial contract between the bank , the bank's customer , and the beneficiary , and this contract involves the transfer of goods or services against funds .",neutral,dailydialog "That sounds fine , thanks for that . Let's go ahead !",joy,dailydialog 911 emergency . What is the problem ?,neutral,dailydialog I would like to report a break-in .,neutral,dailydialog When was this break-in ?,neutral,dailydialog I believe it happened last night .,neutral,dailydialog Where was the break-in ?,neutral,dailydialog It happened at my house .,neutral,dailydialog Was anything stolen ?,neutral,dailydialog I haven't checked yet .,neutral,dailydialog Why do you think there was a break-in ?,neutral,dailydialog My front window was broken .,neutral,dailydialog We'll send a squad car shortly .,neutral,dailydialog I'd appreciate that .,neutral,dailydialog Excuse me . How much is the chocolate bar ?,neutral,dailydialog One dollar .,neutral,dailydialog "So , I can have five for five dollars ?",neutral,dailydialog "Actually , you can only have four .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yeah . I forgot tax . Give me four then , please .",neutral,dailydialog Okay . Thanks .,neutral,dailydialog House keeping.May I come in ?,neutral,dailydialog Come in please .,neutral,dailydialog "Good evening , sir . I come to make the bed . Shall I do it now or later ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , since you have come , do it now please ?",neutral,dailydialog That's all . Have a nice stay here .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you.Please get some soap for us .,neutral,dailydialog Just a moment . I will do it right now .,neutral,dailydialog "Ms . Montgomery ? This is Richard Thomas . I ’ m sorry to bother you at home , but I ’ Ve got a bit of a problem .",neutral,dailydialog Oh ? What ’ s wrong ?,neutral,dailydialog My daughter ’ s just banged up her knee pretty badly and I ’ m going to have to take her to the hospital . I ’ ll be about two hours late .,neutral,dailydialog Excuse me . I have an appointment with Mr . Li at nine . May I come in ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , come in please . I am Mr . Li . You must be My Liu , right ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I am My Liu . Thanks .",neutral,dailydialog I'd like to start this interview with some questions . Why do you think you are qualified for this position ?,neutral,dailydialog "According to your advertisement , you want an experienced software engineer . I think my background meets the requirement of this position .",neutral,dailydialog Then tell me something about your background .,neutral,dailydialog "My major was computer science when I was at college , and I am quite familiar with Visual C + + and Java language .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , what do you think about the development in computers ?",neutral,dailydialog "The developments in software are going ahead very quickly and more and more problems are resolved by software . In some regions , the hardware is completely replaced by software . So I think the software industry has a great future .",neutral,dailydialog Have you ever designed any programs concerning network ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have designed some programs for the network with Visual C + + and I have passed the test for programmers - MUSE .",neutral,dailydialog Have you got anything to ask me ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , can you tell me what's my responsibility in this position ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , of course . You would be responsible for the development of software products .",neutral,dailydialog I see . This is my advantage .,neutral,dailydialog Good . Have you got any other questions ?,neutral,dailydialog No .,neutral,dailydialog "Ok , I will contact you in a week . See you .",neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , bye-bye .",neutral,dailydialog "Tom , is Jenny crying ?",neutral,dailydialog Can you take he away from me ?,disgust,dailydialog I ’ m just coming for that .,neutral,dailydialog She kept bothering me .,neutral,dailydialog She ’ s your sister . What she asked was only duck soup for you . Why can ’ t you be good to her ?,neutral,dailydialog "But I am her brother , not her servant .",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , where can I buy an inexpensive cashmere sweater ?",neutral,dailydialog Maybe you should look around for an outlet .,neutral,dailydialog That is a wonderful idea .,joy,dailydialog Outlets have more reasonable prices .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you for your help .,joy,dailydialog No problem . Good luck,joy,dailydialog Wow ! Your fruit looks really fresh ! How much are these apples ?,joy,dailydialog The apples are 30NT each . How many would you like ?,neutral,dailydialog "Let's see , 30NT is about ... almost a dollar US . What ? ! How about these pineapples ?",neutral,dailydialog "They're 250NT each , but they're not edible . They're only used for worship .",neutral,dailydialog "Hmm , 250NT is ... 8 dollars ? ! ! And you can't even eat them ? You're crazy !",surprise,dailydialog Wait ! Don't go just yet . These bananas are pretty cheap--only 35NT for this bunch .,neutral,dailydialog "Now that's more like it ! Bananas have lots of potassium , too !",neutral,dailydialog "They're also good for your digestion ! Would you like some kiwis , too ?",joy,dailydialog Are they from Taiwan ?,neutral,dailydialog They're imported from New Zealand . Four for 50NT . Nine for a hundred .,neutral,dailydialog OK . I'll take four kiwis .,neutral,dailydialog "Amelia , could you spare a few minutes ?",neutral,dailydialog sure . What do you need ?,neutral,dailydialog "well , I wanted to let you know that I've put in my notice .",neutral,dailydialog really ? Why ?,surprise,dailydialog it's complicated . But basically it boils down to one thing . This company is downsizing and I can't continue working for a company that may let me go .,neutral,dailydialog but surely they won't fire you ! You're one of the most experienced managers here !,surprise,dailydialog "well , to be honest , there's another reason . I've got a better offer .",neutral,dailydialog well that's great news ! Congratulations ! Where will you be located ?,joy,dailydialog "the head office is in New York , but I'll be dealing with overseas companies and flying to this side of the world from time to time .",neutral,dailydialog "it'll be sad to see you go , but it sounds like you're found yourself a great opportunity .",neutral,dailydialog I have . I feel lucky . I look forward to dealing with overseas companies and at the same time having a chance to use English more .,neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry to bring this up , but would it be possible for you to write me a letter of recommendation before you go ?",neutral,dailydialog "of course I can . In fact , if there are other job opportunities at this new company , I'll recommend you personally .",joy,dailydialog thanks . I appreciate that .,joy,dailydialog What can I show you ?,neutral,dailydialog Do you have this shirt in a small ?,neutral,dailydialog "Let me check . Yes , we have .",neutral,dailydialog May I try it on ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . Let me help you .,joy,dailydialog "the James ’ s file , Christine ?",neutral,dailydialog "I had it right here a minute ago , Mr . Emory . Umm . Just a minute ...",neutral,dailydialog "Christine , I know you ’ re new here and there ’ s a lot to learn , but you are going to have to learn to keep your work in better order . We can ’ t afford to lose an important document .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , sir . I apologize for that . Here ’ s the file you were looking for , Mr . Emory .",sadness,dailydialog I wonder whether I could possibly borrow your new bicycle now .,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , I'm using it myself.But you can use it this afternoon .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much .,joy,dailydialog "Thanks for inviting me to work out with you , Joan .",joy,dailydialog "Don't mention it , let's go in .",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , this place looks great . Wow , look at her , she can certainly get down , can't she ?",neutral,dailydialog "She sure can . Are you jealous , Leslie ?",neutral,dailydialog "A little , I wish I could do that .",neutral,dailydialog You can ! With a little practice .,neutral,dailydialog "Look at him , he's buff .",neutral,dailydialog I think he's hot too .,neutral,dailydialog How do they all get in such tiptop shape ?,neutral,dailydialog Exercised over and over . Exercise is a key .,neutral,dailydialog That's it . I decided to turn over a new leaf . I'm going to exercise every single day .,neutral,dailydialog "Good for you , Leslie !",joy,dailydialog Excuse me . Check please .,neutral,dailydialog "OK , how was everything ?",neutral,dailydialog Very nice . Thank you .,joy,dailydialog Would you like this to-go ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , can you put it in a plastic bag ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sure , no problem . Here you are . That'll be 25 dollars .",neutral,dailydialog Do you take credit cards ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , we accept Visa and MasterCard .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , here you are .",neutral,dailydialog Thanks . I'll be right back .,neutral,dailydialog OK .,neutral,dailydialog Here's your receipt .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog You're welcome . Please come again .,joy,dailydialog "You look upset , anything wrong ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm going to quit the job .,neutral,dailydialog Why ?,neutral,dailydialog The task is tough .,neutral,dailydialog You'd look before you leap .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks for your concern .,neutral,dailydialog How long will you stay in New York ?,neutral,dailydialog Just tor three days . I won't need these luggages.CouId I put them here ?,neutral,dailydialog "I am sorry . If you have here more than 24 hours between connecting flights , we can't check your luggage through London .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , maybe I can put them in the airport storage there .",neutral,dailydialog That's right . It's over there .,neutral,dailydialog Eat some more .,neutral,dailydialog "No , thanks . I'm on a diet .",neutral,dailydialog Excuse me . Do you know where the Admiral Hotel is ?,neutral,dailydialog "That's over on Callaway Street , isn't it ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , but I can't find Callaway Street .",neutral,dailydialog Walk that way for about four blocks . The hotel's about two blocks north of there .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks a lot .,joy,dailydialog Not at all .,joy,dailydialog I'm sorry I'm late .,sadness,dailydialog Better late than never .,neutral,dailydialog "Professor Li , do you know where to buy art supplies ?",neutral,dailydialog For what ? Are you taking up painting ?,neutral,dailydialog No . I can't paint . I'm asking for my niece . She is really into it .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , good . How old is your niece ?",joy,dailydialog "She is eight . Actually , I'm buying a good set of art supplies for her as a birthday gift .",neutral,dailydialog It's a wise thing to do . Art will do a child a world of good .,neutral,dailydialog Hello ?,neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Mr . Smith . This is Mary . Is Jenny there ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , I ’ m afraid not , Mary . May I take a message for her ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , please tell her that band practice has been moved to Tuesday night at eight thirty .",neutral,dailydialog O . K . No problem . Anything else ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , but if she has any questions , she can call me at 555-2345 .",neutral,dailydialog "All right , I ’ ll leave her the message , Mary . Thanks for calling .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you . Bye .,neutral,dailydialog Goodbye .,neutral,dailydialog Do you speak English ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , a little .",neutral,dailydialog Can you tell me how to get to the Jade Buddha Temple ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry . I can't quite follow you . Would you mind speaking slowly ?,neutral,dailydialog How do you get road news ?,neutral,dailydialog I've a driver mate in my car !,neutral,dailydialog So you have all the news on broadcast ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it's so helpful .",joy,dailydialog Can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I'm in a bit of a rush . Could I have a piece of apple pie please ?",neutral,dailydialog Certainly . Would you like it with ice cream ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , thanks .",neutral,dailydialog I'd like to make an appointment with Dr.Cooper.Could you arrange it for me ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes.Would tomorrow morning be all right with you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , I've got a meeting from nine to ten.What about Monday afternoon ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid he's fully engaged.Could you make it another time ?,neutral,dailydialog Hey ! What are you doing here ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm just shopping .,neutral,dailydialog What are you shopping for ?,neutral,dailydialog Some new clothes . How about you ?,neutral,dailydialog Same here .,neutral,dailydialog Have you found anything nice yet ?,neutral,dailydialog I found a few pairs of pants .,neutral,dailydialog Where'd you get those ?,neutral,dailydialog I found them at JC Pennies .,neutral,dailydialog Those are really cute .,neutral,dailydialog Do you want me to show you where I found them ?,neutral,dailydialog I would like that . Thank you .,joy,dailydialog "Hello , is that Xiaogang Li who applied for the Solar Studio of our college ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , speaking .",neutral,dailydialog I want to know whether you will come to the interview . So have you accepted offers from other companies ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I haven't got one by now . I will go to the interview of yours .",neutral,dailydialog I need help with the office party .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , of course . We could split it . What part would you like to do , the food or the entertainment ?",neutral,dailydialog I have no idea what the entertainment should be .,neutral,dailydialog Let's make sure we are on the same page . Do we want a formal or informal gathering ?,neutral,dailydialog Let's make it a formal affair .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that would be best . Now , for food should we have Chinese or American food ?",neutral,dailydialog American food would be the best choice .,neutral,dailydialog "That would be great . What kind of music would you like , a band or recorded music ?",neutral,dailydialog We should bring in a really good DJ .,neutral,dailydialog That works for me . Let's see what we can each do about planning our part and meet again on Friday .,neutral,dailydialog Help ! Help !,neutral,dailydialog What's the matter ?,neutral,dailydialog "What would you like to eat , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog "Scrambled egg , bacon , three pieces of bread and a cup of tea .",neutral,dailydialog Would you care for some lemon for your tea ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , thank you .",joy,dailydialog Where's the toilet ?,neutral,dailydialog Over there .,neutral,dailydialog Only one . But I wanted to make sure I'd get it .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I really wanted that Chanel bag , too . But just in case you should bid low .",neutral,dailydialog But there are only two more days until the bidding closes !,fear,dailydialog "I bid on a Chanel watch at the last minute , and got it sixty percent off !",joy,dailydialog Oh ... I'm such a newbie . But at least I'm sure I'll get that tennis racket .,neutral,dailydialog "Don't count on it , Babe . eBay is always full of surprises .",joy,dailydialog Well ... guess how low the bidding starts on the tennis racket ?,neutral,dailydialog Can you tell me where the pots and pans are ?,neutral,dailydialog Pots and pans are right over there .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , thank you .",joy,dailydialog Could I interest you in our store credit card ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , thanks . I already have credit cards .",neutral,dailydialog But our credit card saves you 10 percent .,neutral,dailydialog That's a nice discount .,joy,dailydialog Here . Let me give you an application form .,neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , but I'm just browsing today .",joy,dailydialog Okay . Enjoy your browsing .,joy,dailydialog Here is the fish counter . Look at the lobsters and crabs . Shall we have some ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'm allergic to these things , you know .",neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , I forgot . I don ’ t like seafood , neither .",sadness,dailydialog "Let ’ s go over there and get some milk , a couple dozen eggs and some orange juice .",neutral,dailydialog Let's get frozen juice . It is really good . We ’ Ve got enough food . Let ’ s go over to the check-out stand .,neutral,dailydialog OK . But just let me pick up a bottle of cooking wine and oil as we go by .,neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , may I speak with Professor Clark , please ?",neutral,dailydialog You are speaking with Professor Clark .,neutral,dailydialog "Professor , I am Kalina from your morning literature class .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , how can I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog I ran my car into a tree yesterday and need to miss a few days of school .,sadness,dailydialog "Oh , my God ! I hope you are all right .",surprise,dailydialog "I have a concussion , but I will be OK .",neutral,dailydialog How much school will you miss ?,neutral,dailydialog I only need to take this week off .,neutral,dailydialog I appreciate you calling and telling me that you won ’ t be in class . See you next week !,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Parker . How ’ s everything ?",neutral,dailydialog Can ’ t complain . And you ?,neutral,dailydialog Business is booming . I understand you want to meet up with me next week . How ’ s your schedule looking ?,neutral,dailydialog Let me see . I can come out and see you first thing Wednesday .,neutral,dailydialog Great .,neutral,dailydialog How come it is slow as a snail today ?,anger,dailydialog You mean the network connection ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I wanted to look for some information on the company page just now . It took me almost one minute to open it . Then there is no response to any click .",neutral,dailydialog I have the same question . I can ’ t send out mails . We ’ d better call the IT department and ask them to check it immediately .,neutral,dailydialog Ok .,neutral,dailydialog "Honey , I need to have a talk with you .",neutral,dailydialog "Dad , I have to do my homework .",neutral,dailydialog "No , honey , why didn't you go to cram school last night ?",neutral,dailydialog "Dad , I don't want to talk about it now .",neutral,dailydialog "Honey , if you don't want to go to cram school , you should tell me the reason why .",neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , dad . But I would rather stay at school than go to cram school .",neutral,dailydialog "What's wrong with you , young man ?",neutral,dailydialog "Doctor , I have a bad cough and a headache .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have a fever ?,neutral,dailydialog "I don't know , but I feel terrible .",neutral,dailydialog Let me examine you . Don't worry . It's nothing serious .,neutral,dailydialog Do you think I should lie in bed ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , stay in bed and drink a lot of water . Your fever will be gone in a day or two .",neutral,dailydialog OK . Do you think I can play football tomorrow ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course not . You need a good rest .,neutral,dailydialog "OK , I'll listen to you .",neutral,dailydialog I want something sweet after dinner .,neutral,dailydialog What do you have in mind ?,neutral,dailydialog A dessert sounds nice .,neutral,dailydialog What kind are you thinking of getting ?,neutral,dailydialog I want to get some pie .,neutral,dailydialog What kind of pie do you want ?,neutral,dailydialog I have no idea .,neutral,dailydialog Do you want to know what kind of pie I like ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , what kind do you like ?",neutral,dailydialog I love apple pie .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I love apple pie too .",neutral,dailydialog There you go . Problem solved .,joy,dailydialog Let's go now .,neutral,dailydialog I'll be with you in a minute .,neutral,dailydialog May I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . Do you exchange foreign money here ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . Our bank is authorized to deal with foreign exchange .,neutral,dailydialog What kinds of currency do you change ?,neutral,dailydialog "We can change only three kinds of currency , USD , Japanese Yen and HK Dollar in our savings office .",neutral,dailydialog Could you tell me what the exchange rate for USD is today ?,neutral,dailydialog The buying rate is 826 . 44 yuan for 100 dollars .,neutral,dailydialog I want to change some Us dollars to cover my expense here .,neutral,dailydialog "Please go to Counter No . 2 , the foreign exchange counter . It's over there .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog I want to see the man responsible for selling typewriters .,neutral,dailydialog My name is Steven . I'm the Sales Manager of this company .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , look here . Ten new typewriters were delivered to my company yesterday afternoon and only five of them work properly .",anger,dailydialog "Oh , I'm sorry about that .",neutral,dailydialog "Never mind being sorry , what are you going to do about it ?",anger,dailydialog "Don't worry , we'll soon fix them .",neutral,dailydialog "Good , I hope you'll make sure that it won't happen again .",neutral,dailydialog I'll certainly look into that .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you . Goodbye .,neutral,dailydialog I'm looking for a string of pearls for my wife .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , sir . What price range do you have in mind ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm not sure . I don't know very much about the price of pearls .,neutral,dailydialog I see . Let me show you some samples of various qualities . This one is very nice . It's three hundred and fifty dollars .,neutral,dailydialog Is there a price reduction ?,neutral,dailydialog We are having a sale now . The price has already gone down .,neutral,dailydialog How much is that one ?,neutral,dailydialog It's two hundred and eighty dollars .,neutral,dailydialog OK . I'll take it . Thank you .,joy,dailydialog Can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I would like to buy a Walkman . Can you tell me about the models you have ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , we have a lot of models here.Did you want to listen to CD's or cassettes or the radio ?",neutral,dailydialog Mostly cassette tapes .,neutral,dailydialog Alright . There are several models you may want to look at.This Kreng portable cassette player is very good .,neutral,dailydialog Kreng ? I've never heard of that company .,surprise,dailydialog "It's a German company.This unit has auto-reverse , recording capability , and an AM / FM radio band.It also has a built-in microphone .",neutral,dailydialog I suppose I don't want that one then . I don't like auto-reverse . It breaks too easily .,neutral,dailydialog Really ? Have you had an auto-reverse break before ?,surprise,dailydialog "Yes , twice now . I think it's too high-tech , and so it's the first part that breaks .",neutral,dailydialog "Hmm . You know , the problem might be dust . Did you clean the unit often ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well . No , I didn't clean it.But still , I only had the last one two months , and it broke . I don't trust auto-reverse .",neutral,dailydialog "Alright . Well . We have many units without auto-reverse.Here is a good unit . Very reliable.It has an AM / FM band , built-in microphone , recording capability , and no auto-reverse .",neutral,dailydialog How much is it ?,neutral,dailydialog This one sells for $ 39.99 .,neutral,dailydialog Can I test it out ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course .,joy,dailydialog It sounds great . I'll take it .,joy,dailydialog Fine . I think you'll be happy with it . It's a very good unit . Very reliable . I'll go get you a new one in a box . I will be back in just a moment .,joy,dailydialog Thanks .,joy,dailydialog Tell me about yourself .,neutral,dailydialog I was born and raised in Beijing . I attended Peking University and received my bachelor's degree in Economics . I have worked for 2 years as a financial consultant in Beijing for China Pacific Insurance Co . Ltd .,neutral,dailydialog What type of position are you looking for ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm looking for a position in which I can utilize my experience .,neutral,dailydialog Are you interested in a full-time or part-time position ?,neutral,dailydialog "I am more interested in a full-time position . However , I would also consider a part-time position .",neutral,dailydialog Can you tell me about your responsibilities at your last job ?,neutral,dailydialog "I advised customers on financial matters . After I consulted the customer , I completed a customer inquiry form and catalogued the information in our database . I then collaborated with colleagues to prepare the best possible package for the client . The clients were then presented with a summarized report on their financial activities that I formulated on a quarterly basis .",neutral,dailydialog What is your greatest strength ?,neutral,dailydialog "I am an excellent communicator . People trust me and come to me for advice . One afternoon , my colleague was involved with a troublesome customer who felt he was not being served well . I made the customer a cup of coffee and invited both my colleague and the client to my desk where we solved the problem together .",neutral,dailydialog What is your greatest weakness ?,neutral,dailydialog "I tend to spend too much time making sure the customer is satisfied . However , I began setting time-limits for myself .",neutral,dailydialog Why do you want to work for our company ?,neutral,dailydialog "After following your firm's progress for the last 3 years , I am convinced that your company is becoming one of the market leaders and I would like to be a part of that team .",neutral,dailydialog When can you begin ?,neutral,dailydialog Immediately .,neutral,dailydialog Please tell me how to file things according to the concerned rules .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , all right . There are four points you should keep in mind when you file documents , information and other things .",neutral,dailydialog What are they ?,neutral,dailydialog "They are keep the documents in chronological order , remove all the chips and pins , punch the documents evenly and place them in the folder .",neutral,dailydialog And what is the most important point ?,neutral,dailydialog You should always remember that one customer one file is the rule .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , look at all those new buildings going up ! Mr . Zhang , the traffic is pretty smooth . But we were told the roads from the airport to downtown were quite crowded and traffic jams could be as long as half an hour .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , they were . But it has already past . The traffic from the airport to downtown has been relieved after the completion of Yan'an Aerial Road .",neutral,dailydialog "We've never expected that Shanghai is such a big metropolis , same as New York city . David , would it be a good idea to rent a car here ? I've got an international driver's license with a pretty good record in the States .",neutral,dailydialog "That's wonderful . OK . I'll remember that . But I have to warn you that you must drive very carefully in the downtown area , for there're no separate lanes for motor vehicles and bicycles in some places , and still quite a few people don't take road regulations seriously .",neutral,dailydialog This house is not looking all that great from here,neutral,dailydialog You can ’ t really tell everything about a house from the outside . Let ’ s go inside .,neutral,dailydialog I don ’ t think that it is looking any better inside here .,neutral,dailydialog I think that fresh paint and cleaning would help it look a little better .,neutral,dailydialog It is just too dark in here with so few windows .,neutral,dailydialog I hear that the kitchen is quite large . Let ’ s go check it out .,neutral,dailydialog "The kitchen may be large , but it doesn ’ t have any storage space .",neutral,dailydialog The master suite is supposed to be quite elegant . Maybe it will be a little better .,neutral,dailydialog How many dogs live in this house ?,neutral,dailydialog I think that we have seen all that we need to see here . Let ’ s go look at another house .,neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , waiter , I would like to have some wine before the main course .",neutral,dailydialog Have you decided what wine you would like ?,neutral,dailydialog I have no idea . Maybe you can give me some advice .,neutral,dailydialog I recommend you the white wine . It will wake up your appetite .,neutral,dailydialog "That's great , bring me a bottle of that please .",neutral,dailydialog Come on ! It's time to go !,neutral,dailydialog "Wait a minute ! Just hold your horses ! What's your hurry , anyway ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I've got to stop and get gas in the car , first .",neutral,dailydialog That won't take long .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , it won't if there no line at the pump .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I'm not quite ready .",neutral,dailydialog "I'll give you five more minutes , then I'm going on without you !",anger,dailydialog You wouldn't do a thing like that !,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes , I would !",anger,dailydialog "I wonder if I can see your mother , little boy . Is she engaged ?",neutral,dailydialog Engaged ? She ’ s married .,surprise,dailydialog "Johnny , I wish you ’ d stop reaching for things . Haven ’ t you a tongue ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , Mother , but my arm is longer .",neutral,dailydialog Hello ! Tomorrow I'm going to need a wake-up call .,neutral,dailydialog Not a problem . What time shall we call you ?,neutral,dailydialog "I always hit the snooze button , so give me two calls , one at 7 and another at 7 fifteen .",neutral,dailydialog It'll be our pleasure . We'll call you at 7 and then at 7 fifteen .,neutral,dailydialog "Oops , cancel that . Change the second call to 7 thirty will you , please ?",neutral,dailydialog No sooner said than done . Can I help you with anything else ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , that's about it for now . Thanks .",neutral,dailydialog "Okay , sir . Have a pleasant evening .",neutral,dailydialog Have you seen our new packing specifications ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have , Mr . Thomas . We'll pack them two dozen to one carton , and the gross weight is around 25 kilos a carton .",neutral,dailydialog I'm really in a flap about the interview .,fear,dailydialog Take it easy.you ' Ve made enough preparations .,neutral,dailydialog I'm in such a need of the job that I can't afford any mistakes .,fear,dailydialog I'm sure you'll pass it .,neutral,dailydialog Do you think my briefcase is big enough to put in all these stuff ?,neutral,dailydialog "Let me see . Laptop , flash disk , a ballpoint pen , a pencil , a notebook , a pair of glasses , cell phone , charger , moisture lotion , ... Oh , that is too much . You are not going to a business trip .",neutral,dailydialog I guess I need all of them .,neutral,dailydialog "Actually , the company will provide you with all of these supplies . So , you can leave this very thick notebook at home .",neutral,dailydialog I know . But it is my lucky charm . I carry it all the time .,neutral,dailydialog Suit yourself . Don ’ t forget to set the alarm clock .,neutral,dailydialog May I know where you are going ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I want to go to Beijing Hotel .,neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry . You are going in the wrong direction .,neutral,dailydialog Oh no ! What shall I do ?,neutral,dailydialog Don't worry . You can get off at the next stop and go across the street through the overpass . The bus stop is right there .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much .,joy,dailydialog My pleasure .,joy,dailydialog "Steven , shall we go shopping tomorrow ?",neutral,dailydialog Hum ... Why not go shopping the day after tomorrow ? Tomorrow is Saturday . I hate all the hustle and bustle of Saturday shopping .,neutral,dailydialog "But Sunday is the same with Saturday . If you don ’ t mind , that's OK .",neutral,dailydialog Hum.Maybe it will be better . The most important thing is that I can have a day to relax after a week's work .,neutral,dailydialog I see . We will go the day after tomorrow .,neutral,dailydialog "By the way , what kind of stores do we need to go ?",neutral,dailydialog "I want to buy some clothes in clothing store . When we are going back , go to the butcher's shop and buy some chicken .",neutral,dailydialog Let ’ s also go to the jewelry store to buy a crystal necklace . I want to buy one for you as your birthday present .,neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , darling .",joy,dailydialog Have you seen the tower in front of us . That's the famous Eiffel Tower . It was built in 1889 for the World's Fair .,neutral,dailydialog How tall is this building ?,neutral,dailydialog It stands 320m ( 1050ft ) high and held the record as the world's tallest structure until 1930 .,neutral,dailydialog "I have heard its name is connected with someone , is that right ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , the towel was named after its designer Gustave Eiffel .",neutral,dailydialog Good afternoon ! Trans Pacific Airline . How can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m calling to cancel my reservation for Trans Pacific Flight 8 on July 19 from Taipei to Minneapolis . Could you please make it for the same flight on August 2 instead of July 19 ?,neutral,dailydialog "What ’ s your name , please ?",neutral,dailydialog My name is Judy Wang .,neutral,dailydialog "How do you spell your name , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "My first name is J-U-D-Y , and my last name is W-A-N-G .",neutral,dailydialog Please note that this ticket has a penalty of $ 75 for any change or cancellation .,neutral,dailydialog It ’ s OK . Where should I pay for the penalty ?,neutral,dailydialog "At the airport . OK , Miss . Wang , your Flight 8 on July 19 from Taipei to Minneapolis is canceled . Your new reservation is Trans Pacific Flight 8 from Taipei to Minneapolis at 9 thirty a . m . on August 2 .",neutral,dailydialog That ’ s 1POJ7403 .,neutral,dailydialog That ’ s correct .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you !,neutral,dailydialog Is there anything else I can do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , thanks . I ’ m all set . Good-bye .",neutral,dailydialog Is this supply ?,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . This is supply . What can I do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog "This is Rachel in Human Resources . I need two boxes of company letterhead , one box of ball-point pens , and a box of envelopes .",neutral,dailydialog All right . No problem . What ’ s your extension ?,neutral,dailydialog "John , I ’ d like you to meet Charles Brown , our new manager at the airport .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , certainly . How can I recognize him ?",neutral,dailydialog "He is short , well-built , and he ’ s got light blond hair .",neutral,dailydialog Is there anything else ?,neutral,dailydialog "He has a mustache , if I remember correctly , and a light complexion .",neutral,dailydialog How old is he ?,neutral,dailydialog He is in his late thirties .,neutral,dailydialog Well . I shouldn ’ t have any trouble recognizing him . What time does his flight arrive ?,neutral,dailydialog At 2 thirty .,neutral,dailydialog What can I get for you today ?,neutral,dailydialog "Could I get a hamburger , please ?",neutral,dailydialog Would you like cheese on that ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , thank you .",neutral,dailydialog Would you like a drink ?,neutral,dailydialog Let me have a soda .,neutral,dailydialog What kind of soda would you like ?,neutral,dailydialog "May I have a Sprite , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sure , no problem .",neutral,dailydialog I would also like a bag of chips .,neutral,dailydialog Will that be all ?,neutral,dailydialog That's everything .,neutral,dailydialog Please tell me something about your insurance background .,neutral,dailydialog I majored in international banking at college so I took many insurance courses . And I worked at an insurance company for my graduation field work .,neutral,dailydialog Why do you want to be an insurance agent ?,neutral,dailydialog I care about people and I know the importance of insurance .,neutral,dailydialog Do you have any work experience in promotion ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I do . I have worked as a salesman for P & G Company Ltd .",neutral,dailydialog Do people respond well to you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I'm good with people .",neutral,dailydialog "Ah , here we are .",neutral,dailydialog This is the place I was telling you about .,neutral,dailydialog Would you like to sit near the window ?,neutral,dailydialog Good .,joy,dailydialog "Let's have a look at the menu . Oh , there isn't a menu . Do you think you could ask the people at the next table if we could look at their menu ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , of course . Excuse me . Could you possibly let us see your menu ? Oh . They haven't got one either .",neutral,dailydialog Are you going to buy a bicycle ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m thinking about it . How much is it ?,neutral,dailydialog ¥ 350 .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , dear . It ’ s too expensive . Can you give me a better price ?",neutral,dailydialog "Your discount is already included . Normally we charge ¥ 400 , but now we can give you a special price . This is our sale period .",neutral,dailydialog It ’ s still too much . Can ’ t you make it any cheaper than that ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , but this is the best price . You can ’ t get it any cheaper than here .",sadness,dailydialog I see . Can I pay by traveler ’ s checks ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid you can ’ t . You ’ re welcome to pay in cash .,sadness,dailydialog Do you have a free moment ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . What do you need ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm having some trouble . How do you use this printer ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , first you have to turn this switch on .",neutral,dailydialog Silly me .,sadness,dailydialog Now press this button .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , and it's out of paper . Do you have any more ?",neutral,dailydialog Just a second . I'll go get some .,neutral,dailydialog I need help using the washer and dryer .,neutral,dailydialog Tell me what the problem is .,neutral,dailydialog I can't figure out how to turn them on .,neutral,dailydialog Do you have some quarters ?,neutral,dailydialog I didn't know I needed change .,neutral,dailydialog The washer costs 50 cents and the dryer costs a dollar .,neutral,dailydialog Where do I put the change ?,neutral,dailydialog "The quarters go into the slot . You have to push the slot in , and the machine will turn on .",neutral,dailydialog Is that everything that I have to do ?,neutral,dailydialog That's all there is .,neutral,dailydialog I appreciate you helping me with this .,joy,dailydialog "If you need anything else , just let me know .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have any questions ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , do I have to work a whole year before I can take a vacation ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , after you ’ Ve been here a year , you qualify for a three-day vacation",neutral,dailydialog Only three days ?,surprise,dailydialog That's the company policy .,neutral,dailydialog "What happens if I use up my sick days before the end of the year ? If I ’ m sick an extra day or two , will my pay be deducted ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . That's the company policy .,neutral,dailydialog It was the same as the last place I worked at . I was hoping you ’ d be different .,sadness,dailydialog I am absolutely famished .,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . I am too .,neutral,dailydialog Where did you want to go for lunch ?,neutral,dailydialog I was thinking we should just go to the cafeteria .,neutral,dailydialog I don't think I ever got food from the cafeteria .,neutral,dailydialog I actually like the food there .,joy,dailydialog Does the cafeteria sell a lot of different food ?,neutral,dailydialog They have anything you want .,neutral,dailydialog I was thinking about getting some Chinese food .,neutral,dailydialog I bought some chow mein at the cafeteria . It tasted great .,joy,dailydialog We can eat at the cafeteria .,neutral,dailydialog I think you'll really like the food there .,joy,dailydialog "Here is the draft contract , Mr . Brown . Let's discuss the clauses to see if we agree on all of them . Then I will make out an original of the contract . After that , what's left is to fill out the contract and sign our names .",neutral,dailydialog That's OK .,neutral,dailydialog The contract is to be written in Chinese and English . Both languages are equally effective .,neutral,dailydialog "Fine . If you'll excuse me , I'd like to go it over first . ( After about 15 minutes ) Hmm , you've done a pretty good job . It's well prepared .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I suggest that we discuss only the clauses and points where we have different opinions just to save time .",neutral,dailydialog That's a good idea .,neutral,dailydialog "First , let's read Clause Two about packing . It's our usual practice to ship our products in containers . That'll save time and money , but your contract stipulates the use of wooden cases . So , we'd like to have the words containers are allowed in the contract .",neutral,dailydialog Agreed .,neutral,dailydialog "For shipment , you know we are producing a complete set of equipment for you and it won't all be finished at one time . So would you allow us to make partial shipments .",neutral,dailydialog I understand your position .,neutral,dailydialog I want to buy a black suit .,neutral,dailydialog Certainty.Do you want double breasted suit or single breasted suit ?,neutral,dailydialog I prefer single breasted suit .,neutral,dailydialog What about this one ? It's a very nice 3 - piece suit .,neutral,dailydialog That looks great . Do you have ties here ?,neutral,dailydialog "How do you do ? Nice to meet you , Diane .",joy,dailydialog "How do you do , Jack . Nice to meet you .",joy,dailydialog "Well , I think you ' Ve reconsidered our proposal , Diane .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , you are right . After all , the quality of your air conditioners is good . The only problem is price .",neutral,dailydialog "I should not be surprised , many customers have the same opinion . Do you have any suggestion in mind ? Our salesman told your secretary that the price could be negotiable .",neutral,dailydialog "That's why I came to your office today . We think for your model WE - 506 $ 590 would be reasonable , because air conditioners of the same kind sold by other companies are usually about 579-649 .",neutral,dailydialog "That's true . But if you understand that quality is the most important aspect of a product , you'll agree that 679 is not high , especially when we allow you a 10 % discount .",neutral,dailydialog "I see your point . That's to say s 611 each set . Still it's much higher than the market price . Could you see your way to reduce the price , Jack ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , considering the quantity of your order we could further reduce the price to 600 . That's the best we can do . What do you think of that ?",neutral,dailydialog All right . We accept it . So $ 600 for each set .,neutral,dailydialog Very well . Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog Don't I know you ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm not sure.You look familiar .,neutral,dailydialog "You're Mr.Stevenson , right ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes.And you're Mr.Jones , I remember .",neutral,dailydialog That's all the general information of our company . I think you already have good knowledge about our company .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have an overall understanding .",neutral,dailydialog "When we have the final results , we will call you .",neutral,dailydialog Then when will I get a reply at the latest ?,neutral,dailydialog "If you pass the interview , the personnel department will inform you within two weeks .",neutral,dailydialog "But if I don't pass , will you call me ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry we won't . You can wait for two weeks . If you don't get a telephone call , it means that you weren't successful .",neutral,dailydialog Then do I have the chance to get this job ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry but I can't make the final decision myself , and I have to discuss it with other interviewers .",neutral,dailydialog "I know . No matter what the result will be , I have learned a lot from our conversation .",neutral,dailydialog Your mentality is very good and that's great .,joy,dailydialog Thanks for giving me the opportunity of this interview .,joy,dailydialog My pleasure .,joy,dailydialog I have a stomachache .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , you'd better lie down now . You need a good rest .",neutral,dailydialog All right . I'll do that .,neutral,dailydialog What kind of personality do you think you have ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm quite active and energetic . I approach things enthusiastically and I don't like to leave things half-done .,neutral,dailydialog Do you think you are introverted or extroverted ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm quite outgoing i think . I enjoy mixing and doing things with others .,neutral,dailydialog What do you think is the most important thing for you to be happy ?,neutral,dailydialog "I maintain that the most important thing is having good friends . A person can't live all by himself I think . A friend in need is a friend in deed.The more really close friends I have , the better .",neutral,dailydialog What kind of people do you like to work with ?,neutral,dailydialog "People who are honest , dedicated to their work and having integrity .",neutral,dailydialog "I would like to take this opportunity to welcome Monica to our company and introduce her to her department and colleagues . For all of you , we hired Monica because she is a very professional accountant and we are very happy to have her in the finance department . She has lots of working experiences as an accountant and I am sure everybody in the department can benefit from this .",joy,dailydialog "Hello , everybody . I am Monica and this is my first day at work . I am working in the finance department . I am very happy to meet everyone and I am looking forward to working well with all of you . I am very happy to be one of the team and I will do my best to get into the working situation as soon as possible . By the way , call me Monica . Everybody calls me so .",neutral,dailydialog Were you in a leadership position when you were a college student ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I was president of the Student Council of our university .,neutral,dailydialog Did you get any honors or awards at your university ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I was elected Excellent Party Member for four academic years .,neutral,dailydialog Were you involved in any club activities at your university ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I was a member of the Student Poetry Society . I like writing poems in my spare time .,neutral,dailydialog What extracurricular activities did you usually take part in at your college ?,neutral,dailydialog I sometimes played table tennis and sometimes played basketball .,neutral,dailydialog "Margaret , I'd like to follow up with the arrangements for our company retreat , to take place next month . We need to book the venue , make arrangements for speakers and door prizes , and set up all the activities and accommodations . Also , very important , we need to determine which of our staff will be eligible and will be available to go . We've got to get a head count in order to make reservations .",neutral,dailydialog What's the criteria for staff to attend ? Are we only including our management team in this affair ? Or will we be extending invitations to lower level employees to attend ?,neutral,dailydialog "Lower level employees need not attend . The purpose of this retreat is for training , especially for our management team . We want to develop a well-oiled machine on our executive level . In order to get everyone to jell together , we've got to include some fun . That's the reason for the retreat .",neutral,dailydialog I think Yoga might be suitable for me .,neutral,dailydialog Why ?,neutral,dailydialog Because it doesn't require a lot of energy and thus easy to keep up .,neutral,dailydialog But I see people sweat a lot doing Yoga too .,neutral,dailydialog I don't know . I just need to try it once . I'm in urgent need of some exercise to lose some weight .,neutral,dailydialog You should try swimming then . It helps you to keep fit .,neutral,dailydialog We are looking for a bilingual secretary . Do you think you are proficient in both written and spoken English ?,neutral,dailydialog "I think my English is fairly good . As you can see from my CV , I graduated from university with a B . A . degree in English . I studied the English language and English literature systematically .",neutral,dailydialog How are your typing and shorthand skills ?,neutral,dailydialog "I can type 80 words a minute , basically no mistake , and can take dictation in English at 120 words per minute .",neutral,dailydialog Are these the clothes you want to have washed ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . When can I get them back ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , if they are collected right now , you can get them back tonight .",neutral,dailydialog "That's fine . By the way , please have that suit dry cleaned .",neutral,dailydialog OK . Please fill in the form first .,neutral,dailydialog "What's the matter with me , Doctor ? I feel so tired these days .",neutral,dailydialog "Is your blood pressure , I'm afraid . It's far too high .",neutral,dailydialog And what's the cause of that ?,neutral,dailydialog Overwork-amongst other things . You can't work 24 hours a day . You ' Ve got to slow down .,neutral,dailydialog But I can't just slow down .,neutral,dailydialog "You've got to , I'm afraid . And look at this . You weigh 200 stones . That's too much for a man of your size .",neutral,dailydialog You mean I've got to lose weight ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . You've got to cut down on bread and potatoes and take more exercise .,neutral,dailydialog "You are an early bird , Tom . What do you do in the morning then ?",neutral,dailydialog Exercise . The morning hours are the most precious period within a single day . We should not pass them up easily . Seize the time and do something useful .,neutral,dailydialog "So , you choose to spend it on bodybuilding . Where do you exercise ?",neutral,dailydialog "Usually , I run to the Black Bamboo Park as a warm-up . Admission is free . Then I start my activities .",neutral,dailydialog Do you do the same exercises every day ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I've deliberately kept a balance between various exercises ; parallel bars , push-ups , sit-ups , bunny-hops , five-kilometer run , and so on . I alternate them over the weekdays . Sometimes , when I find myself in a bad state , I will simply idle about in the park .",neutral,dailydialog Why don't you just stay in bed when you are feeling unfit for exercising ?,neutral,dailydialog "It's not easy to keep a good habit , you know . I fear that if I fail to get up early one day , I may find it still more difficult to rise early the next . Besides , a mere walk in the early morning is much fun , too . Here and there in the park , you meet whole gangs of senior citizens who might be singing operas or old songs , playing er'hu , chess , or just chatting and gossiping . It's interesting to join them .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes . Singing is also a good way of keeping fit , at least mentally .",neutral,dailydialog I want some cosmetics.Could you recommend some ?,neutral,dailydialog I think Pond's is the best .,joy,dailydialog "And they're very dear , too .",joy,dailydialog They're on special offer today .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , that's ideal .",joy,dailydialog "Steven , I'm going abroad by plane for the first time tomorrow . Can you give me some advice ? And what should I pay attention to ?",neutral,dailydialog "First , you should have enough sleep to get over the jet lag before the departure . Most people will suffer from jet lag for a few days after a long flight .",neutral,dailydialog I will go to bed early tonight .,neutral,dailydialog Do you have an airsickness ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't know . But I have a carsickness .,neutral,dailydialog You'd better bring some medicine for airsickness .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog Can we choose a time to look at houses together ?,neutral,dailydialog "Can you do that in the mornings , or would the afternoons be best ?",neutral,dailydialog Either way is good for me .,joy,dailydialog There are a number of open houses this weekend in your area . Would that okay with you ?,neutral,dailydialog "I can take a little time off of work , or I can go on a weekend , also .",neutral,dailydialog "We could meet at the real estate office , or I could pick you up at your home .",neutral,dailydialog "I am leaving from work , so maybe I could just meet you at the first house that we will look at .",neutral,dailydialog I can think of five houses that we should look at . It will take most of the day .,neutral,dailydialog I would like to see as many as possible .,neutral,dailydialog "When I have confirmed the times with the owners , I will e-mail you our plans for the day .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have a package tour to Hollywood ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , here is the table , which plans do you like best ?",neutral,dailydialog The seven-days trip shall be fine . How much is this tour ?,neutral,dailydialog $ 300 .,neutral,dailydialog We will take the trip . Could you give us a pamphlet ?,neutral,dailydialog Here you are .,neutral,dailydialog What ’ s the problem ? Things are getting out of hand . You keep sticking your nose where it doesn ’ t belong .,anger,dailydialog What do you mean ?,neutral,dailydialog "Now , I am responsible for training new staff , but you keep overriding my authority by trying to pose your methods . I know you are a hotshot college graduate with something to prove . But I don ’ t like your way .",anger,dailydialog "Mom , when you come home , please buy a coat , a skirt , a sweater ...",neutral,dailydialog Enough is enough . I know .,neutral,dailydialog "Mr.Chen , do you mind if I smoke ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , Mrs . Lin . We don't allow smoking in the office .",neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , can I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog I want to American breakfast with fried eggs sunny side up .,neutral,dailydialog "What kind of juice do you prefer , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog Breakfast juice and please make my coffee very strong .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , sir . American breakfast with fried eggs sunny side up . Breakfast juice and black coffee . And my correct , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that ’ s right .",neutral,dailydialog "Is there anything else , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , that ’ s all .",neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , sir . I ’ Ve got breakfast your ordered .",neutral,dailydialog Just put it on the table please .,neutral,dailydialog "Do you need anything else , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , thanks . Oh , yes , could I have some juice for the mini bar ?",joy,dailydialog What kind of juice do you like sir ?,neutral,dailydialog "Tomato or orange juice , please .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , sir . I ’ ll get them for you right away . Would you please sign this bill first ? Thank you , sir .",joy,dailydialog Should we tip ? This service is pretty good .,joy,dailydialog "Yeah , we probably should.How much is normal ?",neutral,dailydialog How about 10 percent ? That's about 6 dollars .,neutral,dailydialog That sounds about right .,joy,dailydialog What time does the train for Tibet leave ?,neutral,dailydialog It will leave at 3:00 p . m .,neutral,dailydialog When does it arrive ?,neutral,dailydialog It should be due in at 7:30 a . m.tomorrow .,neutral,dailydialog How much is the ticket ?,neutral,dailydialog It's 86 coach and 175 berths,neutral,dailydialog "One berth , please .",neutral,dailydialog "Hey , taxi .",neutral,dailydialog "Where to , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog Beijing Library .,neutral,dailydialog "Hop in , please .",neutral,dailydialog Is it a long ride to Beijing Library ?,neutral,dailydialog It will take about thirty minutes because it is the rush hour .,neutral,dailydialog "Thirty minutes , that will be all right . There are still fifty minutes to go before the library is open . Look , what are they doing on the square ?",neutral,dailydialog It is an exhibition of Chinese jades . It is held each year . A nice collection jades of are on display and sold .,neutral,dailydialog Sounds great ! Can you stop somewhere here for a minute ? I will get some souvenirs for my friends .,joy,dailydialog No problem .,joy,dailydialog "How many pieces of luggage would you like to check in , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog Three bags and a suitcase . This is my luggage to check .,neutral,dailydialog Do you have any carry-on luggage ?,neutral,dailydialog No .,neutral,dailydialog "Put your luggage on the scale , please . Oh , your luggage is overweight .",neutral,dailydialog How much is the excess baggage part charge ?,neutral,dailydialog Twenty-two dollars,neutral,dailydialog Here you are .,neutral,dailydialog "This is your voucher , and you can get your luggage back on this . Have a good trip !",joy,dailydialog Thank you !,joy,dailydialog "What date would you like to depart , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog Do you have any seats for September 16th ?,neutral,dailydialog Let's see ... I'm afraid the 16th is fully booked . But I have seats for the 17th .,neutral,dailydialog The 17th will be fine .,neutral,dailydialog And what date will you be returning ?,neutral,dailydialog "Hmm , I guess on the 28th .",neutral,dailydialog "Okay , you're booked on American Airlines flight 710 , departing JFK at 6",neutral,dailydialog Sounds good . Thanks a lot .,joy,dailydialog I would like to buy a black suit .,neutral,dailydialog Do you have any special brand in your mind ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I never wear suit in my everyday life . I just want one to take part in my sister ’ s wedding ceremony .",neutral,dailydialog I see . Have a look at this one . It ’ s very cheap because it ’ s not very durable .,neutral,dailydialog but it looks good . Let me try it on .,neutral,dailydialog "Ok , the mirror is over there .",neutral,dailydialog "What can I do for you , miss ?",neutral,dailydialog I am looking for a pair of shoes .,neutral,dailydialog Do you like high heels or flat shoes ?,neutral,dailydialog "High hells , please . I want to wear them in formal situations .",neutral,dailydialog Hi Jim . Do you have a minute ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , what ’ s up ?",joy,dailydialog Some of us are going to start a soccer team . Would you like to join us ?,neutral,dailydialog I don ’ t know anything about it . Soccer isn ’ t as popular in my country as it is here .,neutral,dailydialog That ’ s all right . We ’ ll teach you .,neutral,dailydialog Is it anything like American football ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not very much . It ’ s something like hockey , except that you use a big ball and no stick .",neutral,dailydialog "I ’ ll come down and watch you play some day , and see what it ’ s like .",neutral,dailydialog Good idea . I think you ’ ll like it if you give it a chance .,joy,dailydialog Do you remember what the ratings of movies stand for ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , G stands for General Audiences , PG means Parental Guidance suggested , R is restricted to audiences under 18 and X means explicit content .",neutral,dailydialog Does anyone pay any attention to those ratings anymore ?,neutral,dailydialog Remember when we were kids ? Theaters wouldn't let kids in to PG moves without a parent .,neutral,dailydialog I remember that I never saw an X moves even displayed .,neutral,dailydialog Now with video rentals it's all a personal matter .,neutral,dailydialog "Yea , I never see theaters turn people away for their age anymore either .",neutral,dailydialog Now we have to make a choice about what we will see and what we won't .,neutral,dailydialog Why aren't you doing well in the class ?,neutral,dailydialog The material is so abstract that I have trouble understanding it .,neutral,dailydialog "Reservation , can I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I would like to reserve a room for next Monday .",neutral,dailydialog "Wait a moment , please . Let me check it .",neutral,dailydialog "By the way , I want a large room .",neutral,dailydialog "Right now we have a suite for 4 people , do you want to book it ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that's what I am looking for . I will take the room for 2 days .",neutral,dailydialog Hey Mel ! Are you up for some tennis today ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , I can ’ t ! I have to go to work , pick up Jake and Maddie from school , and make them an afternoon snack , then take Jake to soccer practice and Maddie to dance class .",sadness,dailydialog "You sound exhausted . Maybe you should hire a nanny to help you out ! She can pick the kids up and take them to their after-school activities . She can also help you do some household chores , and run so",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I don ’ t know ... it ’ s hard to find the right nanny . You have to consider her previous work experience , the responsibilities you give her , and how she interacts with the kids . I would love to have",neutral,dailydialog "I think you should definitely consider it ! This way you won ’ t have to juggle such a busy schedule , and you ’ ll still get to spend time with the kids in the evenings . I can refer you this great",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , that ’ s great . Thanks Grace . Can you give me her number ? I ’ ll talk it over with Dan and give her a call tomorrow . Maybe this way I won ’ t be so tired every day , and Dan and I might even get to go",joy,dailydialog Can you tell that I ’ m excited ?,surprise,dailydialog What are you excited about ?,neutral,dailydialog I voted today .,neutral,dailydialog Was this your first time ?,neutral,dailydialog I just turned 18 a month ago .,neutral,dailydialog You ’ re lucky .,neutral,dailydialog What do you mean ?,neutral,dailydialog Because you turned 18 in an election year .,neutral,dailydialog I didn ’ t even think of that .,neutral,dailydialog You didn ’ t ?,surprise,dailydialog "I really didn ’ t , but I ’ m still excited .",neutral,dailydialog "You should be , because you ’ re a part of history .",neutral,dailydialog Can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I want to buy a pair of shoes .,neutral,dailydialog Have you a pattern in your mind ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , maybe sneakers or rubber shoes .",neutral,dailydialog Is there any special brand you would like ?,neutral,dailydialog Could I have look at that pair of canvas shoes ? They look nice .,neutral,dailydialog "Look , how grand magnificent the Tiananmen Gate tour is !",surprise,dailydialog What's Tiananmen famous for ?,neutral,dailydialog "It is largest pop square in the world.you see that is monument for the people's hero , and the Chairman Mao memorial hall on the south.there is great hall of the people on the west.there are two museums on the east .",neutral,dailydialog What's that ?,neutral,dailydialog That's the Forbidden city on the north of Gate building .,neutral,dailydialog "All the sightseeing in china is very attractive and crescive.travelling to China is very worth one.thank you so much for your guides , and I'll miss you .",joy,dailydialog "I ran it against that fence pole as I crashed . What do you think ? Damn , it hurts !",neutral,dailydialog We'll have to get you to a hospital . I can ride you on the back of my bike .,neutral,dailydialog I'm lucky I wasn't killed . I must have been going around forty-five miles an hour.There was too much gravel on that corner . I slid out .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I almost slid too.Alright . This tourniquet is tight . How does it feel ?",neutral,dailydialog Make it tighter . I want the blood stopped.Then wrap some bandages around the cut . Then we can go . Ouch ! I hope I can walk .,neutral,dailydialog "Alright , I'm twisting it around . You tell me when to stop .",neutral,dailydialog There . Stop !,neutral,dailydialog "Mr.James . I know that office hour is up now , but could you work during the weekend and finish the translations ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , unfortunately I have got something to do this weekend . But let me see ...",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I'm sorry.However , if you could help me out , I'll double the pay for the hours worked .",neutral,dailydialog That's very kind of you.How soon do you really need them ?,neutral,dailydialog I'll need them for the conference on Monday afternoon.Do you think it can be done by then ?,neutral,dailydialog I'll try .,neutral,dailydialog "Thank you very much , Mr.James .",neutral,dailydialog "Don't worry , your baby is in my home .",neutral,dailydialog How can I ever thank you ? I owe you a big favor .,joy,dailydialog "I'm very sorry , sir . My car has broken down .",neutral,dailydialog Sorry to hear that . Can we do anything about it ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid not .,sadness,dailydialog "Then I have to call another taxi , or I'll be late .",neutral,dailydialog Hi . I need to have my shoes repaired .,neutral,dailydialog What ’ s the matter with them ?,neutral,dailydialog Look at the heels . They are slanting .,neutral,dailydialog "Ah , I can do it perfectly .",neutral,dailydialog How much does it cost ?,neutral,dailydialog 6 yuan . And I can make them as new as before .,neutral,dailydialog I think it ’ s too expensive . I can just give you 4 yuan . Or I ’ ll go to another B .,sadness,dailydialog All right . I ’ ll repair them for you .,neutral,dailydialog How long will it take ? Could you repair them while I wait ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . They will be ready in a few minutes .,neutral,dailydialog Great ! I ’ ll just sit here and wait .,joy,dailydialog Hello !,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Is that Stefan ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , but I'm afraid you've dialed the wrong number.There is no Stefan here .",sadness,dailydialog Really ? Are you sure ? I called before and he was there .,surprise,dailydialog Yes . I'm sure . You have the wrong number . I have used this number for more than 20 years .,neutral,dailydialog That can't be true . I remember the number clearly . Is your number 1199886 ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , it isn't . It's 1199866 . It seems that you have misdialed .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I'm sorry I bothered you . I'm really sorry .",sadness,dailydialog It doesn't matter . It happens to everyone .,neutral,dailydialog Sorry again for bothering you .,sadness,dailydialog That's all right .,neutral,dailydialog Good morning . Can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Good morning . I ’ m here to see Rochelle Davis , the Human Resources Manager .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have an appointment with her ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I do . I have a 10:00 appointment with her this morning .",neutral,dailydialog "Okay . What ’ s your name , please ?",neutral,dailydialog My name is Bruce Green .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks . Please sit down . She ’ ll be with you shortly .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , Sir , do you know what time it is ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , it ’ s almost eleven twenty .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog "You ’ re welcome . The rain is quite heavy , isn ’ t it ?",joy,dailydialog Yeah . I was in a hurry and I forgot my umbrella today .,neutral,dailydialog I have one . We could share it . Which way are you going ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , that ’ s very kind of you . I am going to the Garden Hotel .",joy,dailydialog "I am going there , too . We can walk together .",neutral,dailydialog Sure .,neutral,dailydialog I'm interested in Chinese antiques .,neutral,dailydialog "We have a great variety of Chinese antiques . Besides , we have landscape painting , figure painting and flower-and-bird painting .",neutral,dailydialog I'd like a flower-and-bird painting .,neutral,dailydialog How about this picture of cranes with pine trees ? It was painted by a famous Chinese painter in King Dynasty .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , they look just like live cranes .",joy,dailydialog "And what is more , in traditional Chinese thinking , cranes and pine trees symbolize longevity .",neutral,dailydialog "I have to check out now . My name is Ruth Carson . Can I have my bill , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it's $ 167 .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , Mitzuko-san , I hope you like it here . This is my favourite restaurant in Taipei . It reminds me of my youth when I traveled around Europe .",neutral,dailydialog It looks wonderful . Very authentic .,joy,dailydialog The chef trained in Florence . The pasta is very good here .,neutral,dailydialog "OK . So , what can you recommend ?",neutral,dailydialog Hum ... You should try the mushroom fettucine . It's really good .,neutral,dailydialog Is it salty ?,neutral,dailydialog Not at all . It has a very delicate flavor .,neutral,dailydialog What does ' Duppa del Giono ' mean ? I'm sorry I don't know how to pronounce that .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , that means soup of the day . I'll ask the waiter what they have today . Have you tried mussels cooked the Italian way ? They're really delicious .",neutral,dailydialog No . I'll try them . Sounds good .,joy,dailydialog I am calling to ask about the position of an usher .,neutral,dailydialog Anything you would like to know ?,neutral,dailydialog What qualities do you expect the applicants to have ?,neutral,dailydialog "We expect the usher girl to be good-looking , no less than 165 centimeters high , and love smiling .",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , ma ’ am , can I help you find something ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , actually I ’ m looking to buy a camera .",neutral,dailydialog "We ’ Ve got a wide selection do you know if you ’ d like a point-and-shoot , or something a little fancier ? Are you shopping for yourself or for someone else ?",neutral,dailydialog Actually I ’ m buying a camera for my husband .,neutral,dailydialog "Ah , well then I ’ d recommend a nice entry-level digital SLR .",neutral,dailydialog Yeah ? Can I take a look at the Sirs you carry ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure thing , follow me . This here is the .",joy,dailydialog "The Canon Eos . Yeah it ’ s ok , but I ’ m looking for something that performs better in low light , has a better display panel , and longer battery life .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , ah , um the Nikon D60 is a nice option .",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , but what kit lens does this camera come with ? I don ’ t want some bulky telephoto lens .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , well this one has the , uh .",neutral,dailydialog "Looks to me like an 18-55 mm lens . pretty standard , that will do . Not like my husband will be stalking celebrities or anything !",neutral,dailydialog "So , ahem , can I interest you in any acc ...",neutral,dailydialog Accessories ? Do you carry polarizing filters ?,neutral,dailydialog "Polarizing filter um we should ! I ’ m sorry , ma ’ am . It looks like we ’ re sold out .",joy,dailydialog No you ’ re not ! There are some right here !,joy,dailydialog "Oh , well , would you look at that ! Polarizing filters .",joy,dailydialog "Thanks for your help , Ralph !",joy,dailydialog "No problem , ma ’ am .",joy,dailydialog "May I help you , ma'ma ?",neutral,dailydialog "Please , where do I catch the plane for New York ?",neutral,dailydialog First you must check in at Counter No . 4 .,neutral,dailydialog That one there ?,neutral,dailydialog That's right . Then you will follow the signs to Gate 85 .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you . You ' Ve been very helpful .,joy,dailydialog "Mr . Crandall , I ’ m sorry , but I really don ’ t see the value in doing this entire project over from scratch . It would take a lot of work .",neutral,dailydialog "That ’ s certainly true . But , that ’ s what this job is all about , Maria . There's no doubt that this project is unacceptable .",neutral,dailydialog I agree . But I think that we can handle the problem by making a few major changes . I ’ d appreciate it if you would give me a chance .,neutral,dailydialog "All right , Maria . I ’ ll give you until tomorrow at 4:00 to produce a satisfactory piece of work , but otherwise , you ’ ll have to re-do it .",neutral,dailydialog I think it's time for me to meet my admirer and make him face the music .,neutral,dailydialog You do ? How are you going to contact him ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm leaving him a message taped to my computer screen .,neutral,dailydialog What does it say ? Do you think he'll see it ?,neutral,dailydialog "He'll see it . It says , I like sweets . Meet me at two thirty in the parking lot .",neutral,dailydialog Can I spy on you guys from the window ?,neutral,dailydialog No . But I'll fill you in later . Right now I have to find Vince .,neutral,dailydialog There's plenty left . Would you like another helping ?,neutral,dailydialog I'd like to have some more . It's really good .,joy,dailydialog "Excuse me , does this bus go to the new bookstore ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , you'll have to get off at the bank , and take a No . 50 .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you.How much is the fare to that stop ?,joy,dailydialog One dollar .,neutral,dailydialog How many stops are there ?,neutral,dailydialog Two stops after this one .,neutral,dailydialog Could you please tell me when we get there ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure .,neutral,dailydialog "By the way , do I need a transfer again after No . 50 ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , a No . 50 will take you right there .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog How are you wedding plans going ?,neutral,dailydialog Very well . We started organizing everything early to avoid a last minute rush to get things done . The only thing that isn ’ t ready yet is my wedding dress .,joy,dailydialog When will that be ready ?,neutral,dailydialog The dressmakers said that is would be ready in two weeks .,neutral,dailydialog "You ’ re getting married in three weeks . So that should be ok . So , you ’ Ve prepared the church , catering , transport , hotel-everything .",neutral,dailydialog Yes . We ’ Ve taken care of all of that . We decided not to get married in a church though . Neither of us is very religious .,neutral,dailydialog Which hotel will the reception be held at ?,neutral,dailydialog "The palace hotel they ’ re taking care of the catering , including the wedding cake . I ’ m sure they ’ ll do a good job .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes . It ’ s and excellent hotel . A friend of mine had her wedding reception there and said it was perfect , though very expensive .",joy,dailydialog "Yes . It will be expensive , but we think it will be worth it . It gives us great peace of mind to know that our reception is in the hands of experienced people .",joy,dailydialog I think you make the right decision .,neutral,dailydialog Have you any round-neck sweater ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . Actually our range of sweaters is the most comprehensive available .,neutral,dailydialog Can I try this one on ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , go ahead .",neutral,dailydialog "The color is too bright.For my age , I would prefer a lighter color .",neutral,dailydialog "So Dick , how about getting some coffee for tonight ?",joy,dailydialog Coffee ? I don ’ t honestly like that kind of stuff .,disgust,dailydialog "Come on , you can at least try a little , besides your cigarette .",neutral,dailydialog What ’ s wrong with that ? Cigarette is the thing I go crazy for .,anger,dailydialog "Not for me , Dick .",neutral,dailydialog You guys are charging me $ 10 for a movie that I never ordered or saw .,anger,dailydialog "Let's see , sir . According to your file , you watched ' Titanic ' Monday evening .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , the wrong information is in my file . I was at a concert Monday night .",anger,dailydialog "Well , your word overrules the file , sir . One moment , please .",neutral,dailydialog I knew you'd see it my way .,neutral,dailydialog "Sir , I deleted the $ 10 , but I had to add a $ 2 service charge to your bill .",neutral,dailydialog Am I in the Twilight Zone ? You're charging me for a movie I never saw ?,anger,dailydialog "Please don't blame me , sir . Blame the computer programmer .",neutral,dailydialog This is highway robbery . I've got a good mind to call the police !,anger,dailydialog "If it makes you feel any better , other guests feel the same way .",neutral,dailydialog Mr . Carter has asked me to come over to invite you to the banquet held in your honor at the Shangri-La Hotel at 7:00 this evening . Here's an invitation for you .,neutral,dailydialog How nice of him . I'll be delighted to go . But what time would be convenient ?,neutral,dailydialog "If you could be ready by , say 6:30 o'clock , I'll be at the hotel to pick you up .",neutral,dailydialog "That's great . It's most thoughtful of you to do this , Miss Rose .",joy,dailydialog "It's my pleasure . Well , then . I'll say goodbye .",joy,dailydialog Goodbye and see you tonight . Miss Rose .,joy,dailydialog I'd like to speak Dr.Johnson .,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , but he's not in . May I take a message for you ?",neutral,dailydialog "This is Robert Jordan.Would you ask him to call me back , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "OK , I'll tell him .",neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , sir . May I see your passport ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , of course . Here it is .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you . Are all these yours ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , some of them are my friend's . Do you want her passport , too ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , please . Do you have any carry-on items ?",neutral,dailydialog "Do you want me to put it on the belt , too ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , please . Would you please open this big suitcase ?",neutral,dailydialog OK . Just a moment . It's just some clothes and toiletries .,neutral,dailydialog OK . Do you have anything to declare ?,neutral,dailydialog I think there is nothing .,neutral,dailydialog "Any fresh food , live plants , or animals ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , no . None of that .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you . You may lock up your suitcase . Here are your passports .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks a lot .,neutral,dailydialog Hello . I bought a China dress in your shop this morning .,neutral,dailydialog Yes ?,neutral,dailydialog I bought it one size up by mistake .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , did you ?",neutral,dailydialog I wonder if you can change it to one size down .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , of course.Will you come with the receipt ?",neutral,dailydialog "Then I'll come to your place later in the evening , and how late is your shop open ?",neutral,dailydialog "Until 8 o'clock , ma'am . We are looking forward to seeing you .",joy,dailydialog "The boss announces the pay raise today , right ? How much do you think we'll get ?",neutral,dailydialog No idea . Your guess is as good as mine .,neutral,dailydialog It better be more than last year .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , anything is better than nothing . Wait and see .",neutral,dailydialog I'm going to go shopping for groceries in a little bit .,neutral,dailydialog "Why , do we need groceries ?",neutral,dailydialog I believe we are all out of food .,neutral,dailydialog Do you know what to get ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't know what we need .,neutral,dailydialog Why don't you go and check the refrigerator ?,neutral,dailydialog I would appreciate it if you would do that for me .,neutral,dailydialog Why don't you just get the basics ?,neutral,dailydialog What do you mean ?,neutral,dailydialog "Eggs , milk , bread . Things like that .",neutral,dailydialog Go make that list .,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , no problem .",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , take a seat please . Let's get straight to the point . This is our contract . Please read it carefully before signing .",neutral,dailydialog "Since we have reached an agreement on all terms , there shouldn't be any problems for the contract .",neutral,dailydialog May we once more remind you that the contract should be canceled by one month notice .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I got it . Thanks .",neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , is this the baggage claim area from KL17 ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , can I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , this is my baggage claim tag . Can you get my baggage now ?",neutral,dailydialog "OK , here you are .",neutral,dailydialog Thanks a lot .,joy,dailydialog Were you able to attend Friday night's basketball game ?,neutral,dailydialog I was unable to make it .,neutral,dailydialog You should have been there . It was intense .,neutral,dailydialog Is that right . Who ended up winning ?,neutral,dailydialog Our team was victorious .,neutral,dailydialog I wish I was free that night . I'm kind of mad that I didn't go .,neutral,dailydialog It was a great game .,neutral,dailydialog What was the score at the end of the game ?,neutral,dailydialog Our team won 101-98 .,neutral,dailydialog Sounds like it was a close game .,neutral,dailydialog That's the reason it was such a great game .,neutral,dailydialog "The next game , I will definitely be there .",neutral,dailydialog Have you ever tried shopping online ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , never . I prefer to actually see and touch what I'm buying before I pay for it , especially for clothes and shoes .",neutral,dailydialog That's right . Seeing is believing .,neutral,dailydialog "I've heard some friends say when they get the article , it's quite different from what they see on the website advertisement .",neutral,dailydialog "That happens . Without close quality examination , we may encounter fraud , and the e-shop may suddenly disappear .",neutral,dailydialog "What's more , it's not always so safe for us to pay online as hackers might steal the user name and password .",neutral,dailydialog "It's said that some measures have been taken to deal with this problem . Paying online is much safer than before , but I still have the feeling that it's not safe enough .",neutral,dailydialog I can't agree more . that's why I only do street shopping .,neutral,dailydialog "Me too . Sometimes I surf online shops to check some related information , and then go to a physical store to do the actual shopping .",neutral,dailydialog That's a good idea .,joy,dailydialog How long does it take to get to downtown from here ?,neutral,dailydialog It is 15 minutes ’ drive .,neutral,dailydialog What companies do we have in our neighborhood ?,neutral,dailydialog "Mitsubishi , HP , IBM and many other famous corporations .",neutral,dailydialog Does the 7th floor belong to our company too ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , our company has two floors , the 6th and 7th floor in this building .",neutral,dailydialog It ’ s such a large firm . Do we have our own staff restaurant ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , at the end of the hall .",neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , sir . May I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , I have an appointment with Mr . Johnson at 10:00",neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , sir , but are you Mr . Richard of World Trading Company ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . That ’ s right .,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m sorry , Mr . Richard . Mr . Johnson is on his way to the office . He had just called and asked you to wait a minute .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I ’ ll wait .",neutral,dailydialog "Would you like something to drink , sir ? Do you prefer coffee or tea ?",neutral,dailydialog "Thank you . Coffee , please .",neutral,dailydialog "Here you are , Mr . Richard . This is the cream and this is the sugar . If there ’ s anything else you ’ d like , please don ’ t hesitate to tell me .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much .,neutral,dailydialog 911 . How may I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog I need to report a break-in .,neutral,dailydialog When did this break-in occur ?,neutral,dailydialog Last night .,neutral,dailydialog Where did the break-in happen ?,neutral,dailydialog It happened at my house .,neutral,dailydialog Was anything taken ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm not sure yet .,neutral,dailydialog What makes you think there was a break-in ?,neutral,dailydialog My front window was busted .,neutral,dailydialog I'll send a squad car .,neutral,dailydialog Please hurry .,neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , everyone . Let me introduce myself to you ...",neutral,dailydialog "You don't need to introduce yourself , Yang . You're famous .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , thank you very much but I thought l'd try and chair the meeting by the rule — at least for a while .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , OK !",neutral,dailydialog "Now , I'd like to get things under way . The main topic on today's agenda is the development of a U . S . sales strategy for the new EBB . I'd like to hear all of your ideas , Mr . Wall , you seem in top form today . Could you start the ball rolling ?",neutral,dailydialog "Uh , oh , sure . Well , I think we should keep in mind that the key to good sales is advertising .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , that's kind of obvious .",neutral,dailydialog "Give me a break , Mr Yang .",anger,dailydialog "Uh , let's keep this going , shall we ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , but I don't think this damage is our fault .",neutral,dailydialog What do you mean ?,neutral,dailydialog It looks like the shipping company did this .,neutral,dailydialog "We'd better take it up with them , in that case .",neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m glad you could find time to meet with me , Mr . Johnson . I can ’ t think of a nicer environment for our meeting today , the ambiance here is lovely !",neutral,dailydialog "No problem , if possible I always combine business with pleasure . Now , let ’ s hear more about these chocolates you ’ re offering .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , as you know , I have recently become the sole distributor for Grangers Gourmet Bon-bons here in the United States . They ’ re a new manufacturer and are looking to break into the luxury market . Naturally , your restaurant sprang into my mind immediately . I think your brand exemplifies many of the same traits as Grangers and serving these chocolates would really add to your reputation for providing elegant , luxurious , first class dining .",neutral,dailydialog "Mmmm , sounds interesting ... gourmet chocolates , where are they produced ? Belgium ?",neutral,dailydialog "Actually , the factory is located in Scotland .",neutral,dailydialog Really ? I didn ’ t think they were known for their luxury chocolate production,neutral,dailydialog "That ’ s what makes this such a fantastic opportunity ! The government is one hundred percent supportive of creating new export markets and has guaranteed a low tariff for all wholesale orders of over one thousand units . They ’ Ve also reduced the red tape involved at customs as well . Here , I brought these especially for you , try one !",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , thanks . Mmm , hmm , creamy texture , very smooth ...",joy,dailydialog "Unique , aren ’ t they ? I bet you ’ Ve never tasted anything like it ! Quality is assured as I personally visit the factory to make sure no one ’ s cutting corners with the ingredients . Only the creme make it through inspection .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , very interesting flavors ... Slightly spicy , very unique , that ’ s for sure . Exactly what ARE the ingredients ?",joy,dailydialog "I have it on highest authority that this traditional secret recipe has been handed down in the Granger family for generations . I ’ m sure you can keep a secret . Buttermilk , cacao beans , sugar and Haggis .",neutral,dailydialog Haggis ? What ’ s Haggis ?,neutral,dailydialog "It ’ s a traditional Scottish delicacy , you take sheep ’ s liver , heart and lung and stuff it inside of the sheep ’ s stomach .",neutral,dailydialog "Ah , get back to you .",disgust,dailydialog Mr . Johnson ? Mr . Johnson ?,neutral,dailydialog Do you need a guide ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , we are just looking for one . What's the charge per day ?",neutral,dailydialog "It's $ 20 . If you are staying for more than 3 days in the city , the charge is $ 16 per day .",neutral,dailydialog That's reasonable .,neutral,dailydialog Aren't you Jim Green ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that's right .",neutral,dailydialog I believe we met at a concert last year . I'm Taylor .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes . I remember .",neutral,dailydialog "Lucy , I ’ d like to fix the light in the corridor , it keeps flashing , which drives me crazy . Would you like to help me with the ladder ?",neutral,dailydialog "Monica , wait a moment . I think we ’ d better call the repair man to do it .",neutral,dailydialog I think I can handle it by myself .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ d like you to have a look at the safety manual of our company .,neutral,dailydialog "I see . If I got hurt when fixing the light , even during office hours , I wouldn ’ t get compensation from our company since repairing is not my responsibility .",neutral,dailydialog Other company rules also need your attention .,neutral,dailydialog "Like this one ? Never wear loose clothes or hair when operating the shredder.Yeah , thank you for telling me .",neutral,dailydialog Don ’ t mention it .,neutral,dailydialog Thank God ! I am finished writing that service guide ! It took me forever !,joy,dailydialog When did you finish ?,neutral,dailydialog "This morning ! No more overtime , and no more headaches !",joy,dailydialog "Well , I ’ m glad to hear it . Have a cup of coffee !",joy,dailydialog I didn ’ t receive an unemployment check this week and need to know why .,neutral,dailydialog Did you mail us your last Continued Claim Form ?,neutral,dailydialog I am afraid that I forgot to send it in .,neutral,dailydialog We cannot pay you unless you turn that form in every two weeks .,neutral,dailydialog Is it too late to mail the Continued Claim Form in now ?,neutral,dailydialog It can ’ t be more than fourteen days late for us to accept it .,neutral,dailydialog I will mail it in a little early next time to avoid this problem .,neutral,dailydialog "You can ’ t possibly know in advance how much you will be working . If you mail it in too soon , we will reject it !",neutral,dailydialog Will my paycheck arrive late because I messed up on my form ?,neutral,dailydialog "Your check will be arriving late , but the next one will come right on time .",neutral,dailydialog I should tell you that I'm checking out in about 30 minutes .,neutral,dailydialog "I'm ready when you are , sir .",neutral,dailydialog "Very good ! Now , it's still morning here in New York .",neutral,dailydialog "You are so right , sir . The clock just struck nine .",neutral,dailydialog I'm going to spend some time exploring the city . What can I do with my luggage ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sir , right here we have a storage site . Its only $ 5 an hour , but you need to leave a deposit .",neutral,dailydialog A deposit ? Isn't my luggage a deposit ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , sir , but it isn't . Your MasterCard or VISA will take care of things nicely .",neutral,dailydialog Okay . Let me think about this .,neutral,dailydialog "Okay , sir . But don't take too long . You only have 30 minutes .",neutral,dailydialog May I take your order ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I'd like a cup of onion soup .,neutral,dailydialog And what would you like after that ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'd like the roast chicken , please .",neutral,dailydialog It's the latest and quite popular among young people .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I know and I like it very much . I will take it .",joy,dailydialog Sure . Here is your receipt .,neutral,dailydialog How long is this cell phone guaranteed ?,neutral,dailydialog You can refund it in 7 days and exchange it in one year .,neutral,dailydialog "Hey honey , how was your day ?",neutral,dailydialog It was alright . I ran into Bill and we got to talking for a while . He ’ s in a bit of a jam .,neutral,dailydialog Why ? What happened ?,surprise,dailydialog "Well , his son had an accident and Bill doesn ’ t have health insurance . This really got me thinking , and I wondered if we shouldn ’ t look into a couple of different HMO ’ s .",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , you ’ re right . We aren ’ t getting any younger and our kids are getting older .",neutral,dailydialog "Exactly ! I searched on the web and found a couple of HMO ’ s with low co-pays and good coverage . The deductibles are low , too .",neutral,dailydialog "Sounds good , although , do you think we can qualify for insurance ? Those insurance companies are real pirates when it comes to money .",joy,dailydialog "Well , we don ’ t have any pre-existing illnesses or conditions , so we should be fine .",neutral,dailydialog I wish our company or country provided us with healthcare .,neutral,dailydialog Not in a million years !,neutral,dailydialog Hello . Can you tell me what the procedures of applying for a job are ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , of course . There are many steps . You can apply for the job on the Internet and then send your resume to the e-mail address of the company . And wail the feedback of the company .",neutral,dailydialog What is the qualification needed by the position ?,neutral,dailydialog You must have over 2 years'experience first .,neutral,dailydialog What did you do today ?,neutral,dailydialog Played poker with my work friends .,neutral,dailydialog Did you win ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course .,neutral,dailydialog I'd like to withdraw some money from my account .,neutral,dailydialog "Can I see your passbook and the withdrawal slip , please ?",neutral,dailydialog Sure .,neutral,dailydialog Let me just make sure . You want to withdraw one thousand dollars ?,neutral,dailydialog That's right .,neutral,dailydialog Can I have a look at that digital camera please ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes of course . This is a really good one actually .,neutral,dailydialog How much does it cost ?,neutral,dailydialog This one is 1500 yuan .,neutral,dailydialog It looks pretty good . I think I'll take it .,joy,dailydialog Would you like anything else ?,neutral,dailydialog That's all thank you .,joy,dailydialog I need something to wash this down . Is there any juice in the fridge ?,neutral,dailydialog What is that ? It looks like something from a swamp !,joy,dailydialog It's a green drink . It's supposed to be full of vitamins and minerals .,neutral,dailydialog "You know , healthy eating doesn't have to make you gag .",neutral,dailydialog "The sales lady said that even if I eat right , I wouldn't get enough vitamins .",neutral,dailydialog Have you ever tried it ? Or are you just going to believe the sales lady ?,neutral,dailydialog It's easier to drink this once a day than eat fruit and vegetables all day .,neutral,dailydialog "It may take less time , but I don't know about easier . Yuck .",neutral,dailydialog "Billy , you are late again .",neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry I'm late . I overslept . Is the manager here today ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes he ' s in his office .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I hope he didn't notice me .",neutral,dailydialog Don't take any chances . It'd be best if you told him and promised not to be late again . He's already mad at you for last 2 times . Any more and he might fire you .,neutral,dailydialog You said it . It won't happen again . Do you really think he'd fire me ?,neutral,dailydialog I think he might . You'd better go to his office .,neutral,dailydialog You are probably right . I'll go right now and apologize . I try hard not to be late but it is difficult with Beijing traffic .,neutral,dailydialog Good luck !,neutral,dailydialog How much is the rent ?,neutral,dailydialog The rent is $ 1500 per month .,neutral,dailydialog And how much is the deposit ?,neutral,dailydialog The deposit is $ 500 .,neutral,dailydialog "Is there anything else , apart from the Credit Rating and Debt to Asset Ratio ?",neutral,dailydialog There is the Balance of Net Liabilities . This must not exceed its net assets and no business loss can be shown during the past two years .,neutral,dailydialog "Right , OK . That , again , shouldn't be a problem .",neutral,dailydialog "And the total ratio of return on assets should not be lower than the average , for that particular industry , for the first two quarters of the year .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , as far as I can tell , we qualify .",neutral,dailydialog "Of course we will need proof , originals and duplicate of everything . As soon as you bring in the proof and we assess it , it should be very quick indeed .",neutral,dailydialog Do you understand any other foreign languages besides English ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I know a little about Japanese which is similar to Chinese not only in culture but in language itself .",neutral,dailydialog What band did you pass in Japanese Language Proficiency Test ?,neutral,dailydialog "I passed the Band two in LPT , but I will try to achieve Band one which is the highest level .",neutral,dailydialog What seems to the trouble Mr Brown ?,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m in pretty bad shape , Doctor Ford .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , In what way .",neutral,dailydialog "No appetite , always unaged and I can ’ t sleep well .",neutral,dailydialog Did you lose any weight ?,neutral,dailydialog YES . I ’ Ve lost quite a few pounds since last month .,neutral,dailydialog when was the last time you have track up ?,neutral,dailydialog About two month ago .,neutral,dailydialog "Let me take your blood pressure . You look anilic . Well , Mr.Brown . I ’ m happy to say it ’ s nothing serious . You just a little run down from overwork .",neutral,dailydialog What am I suppose to do ?,neutral,dailydialog I think you ’ ll needs just vacation . Try to get out doors more . I ’ ll be sure if you get more rest .,neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , doctor . I ’ ll do what you say .",neutral,dailydialog "May I see your passport , please ?",neutral,dailydialog Certainly . Here it is .,neutral,dailydialog "You are here on business , I think ?",neutral,dailydialog That's right . A German company has invited me for business talks .,neutral,dailydialog How long will you be staying ?,neutral,dailydialog Just two weeks .,neutral,dailydialog How many pieces of baggage have you got ?,neutral,dailydialog "Only one . In this case , I have a camera .",neutral,dailydialog Do you intend to take it out on your departure ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I do .",neutral,dailydialog "According to the regulations , the camera you've brought along for personal use can be passed for the time being duty free , but you will have to take it out with you when you leave the country .",neutral,dailydialog I will .,neutral,dailydialog Well . Have a pleasant stay in Germany .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog Excuse me . What should be included in my CV ?,neutral,dailydialog "Generally speaking , a CV or resume is made up of 6 parts , personal information , educational experience , practical experience , personal skills , self-evaluation and job intentions .",neutral,dailydialog What kind of personal information ?,neutral,dailydialog "Including your name , sex , date of birth , height , phone number , and so on .",neutral,dailydialog May I come in ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , please . I ’ m Mr . Peter , the Director of Personnel . What can I do for you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Nice to meet you , Mr . Peter . I ’ m Wang Sian . I ’ Ve come for an interview as requested .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes . How do you do , Miss Wang ? Sit down , please .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog What was your major in school ?,neutral,dailydialog I majored in Public Relations .,neutral,dailydialog Have you done any work in this field ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , after my graduation , I worked in a trade company in Macao for one year .",neutral,dailydialog What section did you work in ?,neutral,dailydialog The export Business Section .,neutral,dailydialog So you must be very familiar with export procedures .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , very much .",neutral,dailydialog That's good .,neutral,dailydialog "Where to , ma'am ?",neutral,dailydialog The Grand Hotel .,neutral,dailydialog The Grand Hotel ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes.Do you know where it is ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , Madam . I don't think I do .",neutral,dailydialog "It's the 11th Avenue , Park Street .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes . I know where it is .",neutral,dailydialog Would you like to order now ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I'll have the shrimp cocktail to start .,neutral,dailydialog What would you like for your main course ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'll have a steak , medium rare .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have something to read ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I do .",neutral,dailydialog Could you lend me one ?,neutral,dailydialog OK . Here you are .,neutral,dailydialog "Thanks . It's rather cold this morning , wouldn't you say ?",joy,dailydialog You're right .,neutral,dailydialog Do you know the news ?,neutral,dailydialog Which one ?,neutral,dailydialog Brazil wins the World Cup .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I see .",neutral,dailydialog We have the orientation this afternoon .,neutral,dailydialog What ’ s going to be covered in the orientation ?,neutral,dailydialog "The company introduction , our mission , vision , various policies , insurances , pension plan , company ID , batch , telephone , e-mail set-up and training .",neutral,dailydialog Quite a lot . All them one afternoon ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it is not easy .",neutral,dailydialog It is OK with me . I enjoy being busy and learning new things .,joy,dailydialog "Excuse me , could you please show me the way to the human resource department ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , but have you made an appointment ahead ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , of course . I am Monica . I have made an appointment with your HR manager .",neutral,dailydialog "Just a minute please . I ’ ll make a call to the HR office . Yes , they confirm your appointment . Please come in . it is on the 3rd floor , room 3106 . You can take the right elevator as the left on is in maintenance today .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much .,neutral,dailydialog You ’ re welcome .,neutral,dailydialog When can you get the finished product to me ?,neutral,dailydialog We should have it put together by the end of next week .,neutral,dailydialog Great ! That ’ ll be ahead of schedule ! Good work .,joy,dailydialog "Well , as the saying goes – we aim to please !",joy,dailydialog Have you got any cheaper ones ?,neutral,dailydialog Here are some.They ' re on special sale these days .,neutral,dailydialog That's more reasonable . I'll take this one .,joy,dailydialog Good morning . what can I do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm looking for some earrings for my wife as a wedding anniversary gift .,neutral,dailydialog You've come to the right store . We've got a beautiful and wide selection of earrings for you to choose from .,neutral,dailydialog I saw a pair of earrings outside your window . Can you show them to me ?,neutral,dailydialog Do you mean the exquisite pearl earrings ?,neutral,dailydialog Exactly . How much do you want for them ?,neutral,dailydialog They're only three thousand yuan .,neutral,dailydialog What is this setting made of ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , it's specially made of a platinum alloy , sir , and the lustre will never fade out .",neutral,dailydialog I'II take them . Please wrap them up tor me and give me the receipt .,neutral,dailydialog "You've made an excellent choice , sir .",joy,dailydialog Room service .,neutral,dailydialog "Good morning . This is room 113 . I'd like some breakfast , please .",neutral,dailydialog Right . Excuse me . Mrs . Jones ?,neutral,dailydialog That's right .,neutral,dailydialog What can I do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'd like some grapefruit juice , marmalade , two scrambled eggs with two sausages , toast , and a pot of black coffee , please . How long will it take ?",neutral,dailydialog "Just a few minutes , ma'am .",neutral,dailydialog Great . Thank you .,joy,dailydialog "Hi , Sam . I want to buy a pet . Do you have any ideas ?",neutral,dailydialog You really should go to Rachel's pet store .,neutral,dailydialog Why ? anything special there ?,neutral,dailydialog It's more than special . You can find as many kinds of animals as you can put a name to and more .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , really ? are there any snakes ?",neutral,dailydialog Snakes ? there are even rodents and monkeys ! it's a world of exotic pets .,joy,dailydialog That's terrific . I can't wait to check it out .,joy,dailydialog Hang on . are you sure you want to keep a non-traditional pet ?,neutral,dailydialog Why not ? it's so cool .,neutral,dailydialog But it will pose a risk to your health .,neutral,dailydialog Pardon ?,surprise,dailydialog "I mean , most reptiles carry some harmful bacteria , they are likely to cause immune system problems .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I didn't realize that .",neutral,dailydialog "I don't believe it's a good choice to keep those pets , especially for families with young children .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I should have thought of my brother's baby girl . Maybe I'll just have a dog instead of an exotic pet .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , good luck , Maria .",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , this is room 1205 . Our message lamp is flashing .",neutral,dailydialog "Hold on a minute , please .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog I am sorry to have kept you waiting . Mr . Johns needs a telephone call from you .,neutral,dailydialog Would you bring the message to my room .,neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid we have nobody available at the moment .,neutral,dailydialog Then I'll come down and pick up the message immediately .,neutral,dailydialog "OK , we wait for you .",neutral,dailydialog guess what ? I've got great news !,surprise,dailydialog what is it ?,neutral,dailydialog "well , you know how I've been working at the Economist as a proof-reader , right ?",neutral,dailydialog yes .,neutral,dailydialog "well , the editor-in-chief heard that I had experience as an editor at another magadize and asked me if I was interested in becoming an assistant editor for him .",neutral,dailydialog really ? That's fantastic ! Will you get a chance to do any writing ?,joy,dailydialog she said that the columnist for the literary criticism column would be going on pregnancy leave soon and that I could be in charge of the column until she came back .,joy,dailydialog wow ! That's really great news . How often does the magazine come out ?,joy,dailydialog "it's a monthly magazine , but my column will be shared with another columnist so my articles will be due fortnightly .",neutral,dailydialog are you looking forward to doing more editing work ?,neutral,dailydialog "yes , but I'm even more excited about getting my thoughts published again !",neutral,dailydialog do you have any order forms here so that I can get a subscription to the magazine ?,neutral,dailydialog "I don't have any with me , but I think I could manage to bring a free copy home for you .",neutral,dailydialog I'm really looking forward to reading your column .,joy,dailydialog "me , too . Do you want to go out to celebrate my good news ?",joy,dailydialog "sure , where would you like to go ?",neutral,dailydialog perhaps we could go to the library festival that's going on at the local bookshop .,neutral,dailydialog have you seen the new Cosmo magazine that I was reading this morning ?,neutral,dailydialog I think I may have seen it on the kitchen table .,neutral,dailydialog "you're right , thanks . There's an interesting interview with a top director about his latest film that I want to finish .",neutral,dailydialog who's the director ?,neutral,dailydialog "it's Martin Scorsese . You liked his film , The Departed , didn't you ?",neutral,dailydialog "yes , it was fantastic ! Can I read the article when you're finished ?",neutral,dailydialog "sure . You know it has an online edition , too . You should go online to read if you want to read it now .",neutral,dailydialog "that's ok . I'll wait until you're finished . Just out of curiosity , do you have a subscription for that magadize ?",neutral,dailydialog no . I don't buy it regularly enough for it to be worthwhile .,neutral,dailydialog how much does the magadize cost ?,neutral,dailydialog "it's almost three pounds now , and I think they're going to put the price up to four pounds soon .",neutral,dailydialog that's quite expensive . Who is their target audience ?,neutral,dailydialog "Cosmo mainly has a middle-class readership , but I think circulation will fall dramatically if the price goes up anymore .",neutral,dailydialog "I bet you'll still buy it , though . You wouldn't be able to live without your fashion magazine !",neutral,dailydialog Wei ! This is a first-you didn't bargain !,joy,dailydialog Bargain ? I'd feel way too guilty .,neutral,dailydialog But you could have saved money .,neutral,dailydialog "From a sweet ma ? ! It's not worth it . Plus , I'd happily pay more for these things I bought !",surprise,dailydialog "F . Y . I . , there is a flea market nearby , but maybe you're done ...",neutral,dailydialog Ha ! I'm just warming up ! Please take me there now !,joy,dailydialog Can you help me do an internet search ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . What do you want to find ?,neutral,dailydialog I want to find information on the American Civil War .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , can you be more specific ? There are a lot of websites about that .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I want to know about the battle of Gettysburg .",neutral,dailydialog "O . K . Well , go to google.com , and type in “ Battle of Gettysburg . ”",neutral,dailydialog "Oh wow , there are a lot of sites .",neutral,dailydialog "Here , try this one . It ’ s a good site about Gettysburg .",neutral,dailydialog Thanks .,neutral,dailydialog "For detailed information , however , you should read a history book .",neutral,dailydialog "Thanks . If I ’ m interested , I ’ ll go to the library .",neutral,dailydialog I just have to come up for air . I ’ Ve been here for too long a time .,neutral,dailydialog OK . You ’ d better come back in two hours .,neutral,dailydialog Good afternoon . I'd like to speak with Tom Smith .,neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid he's away from his desk at the moment .,neutral,dailydialog Do you know when he will be back ?,neutral,dailydialog He's away on a business trip . He won't be back until some time next week .,neutral,dailydialog Is there some way I can get into contact with him ?,neutral,dailydialog The best way to reach him is by cell phone . I'll give you his number .,neutral,dailydialog "Thanks . And could I have his e-mail , just in case I can't get him by phone ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sure . His cell phone is 09112223 33 . And his e-mail is lower case t , smith--that's one word , at , c , c , w , dot , com , dot , t , w .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you so much . Does he read his e-mails daily ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . He usually replies immediately .,neutral,dailydialog Great . Thanks again . You've been very helpful .,joy,dailydialog My pleasure . I hope you get a hold of him .,neutral,dailydialog "What seems to be the trouble , Mr . Brown ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'm in pretty bad shape , Dr . Ford .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , in what way ?",neutral,dailydialog "No appetite , always on edge , and I can't sleep well .",neutral,dailydialog Did you lose any weight ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have lost quite a few pounds since last month .",neutral,dailydialog When was the last time you had a check-up ?,neutral,dailydialog About two month ago .,neutral,dailydialog Let me take your blood pressure . You look anemic .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , Mr . Brown , I'm happy to say it's nothing serious .",neutral,dailydialog You're just a little run-down from overwork .,neutral,dailydialog What am I supposed to do ?,neutral,dailydialog I think all you need is just a vacation .,neutral,dailydialog Try to get outdoors more and be sure to get more rest .,neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , doctor . I'll do as you say .",neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , Angela , how have you been lately ?",neutral,dailydialog "Morning , Michael . I ’ Ve been very busy lately . One of our other vendors is going out of business and I ’ Ve been searching for a suitable replacement .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , rest assured that you can count on us to be here for the long run , sitdown.Coffee ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , thanks . I ’ Ve been trying to cut down on the caffeine .",neutral,dailydialog "Haha , I could never do that . I ’ d be a zombie if I didn ’ t have my morning coffee fix . Let ’ s get down to business then .",joy,dailydialog "Yes . I ’ Ve come to talk with you about ordering the eight megapixel cameras for our new methone . The demand for phone cameras is growing , and Pear has been falling behind in the market .",neutral,dailydialog That ’ s great ! I ’ m glad to hear that Pear has finally jumped on the bandwagon . Right now our contract is for the five megapixel cameras . Is Pear still interested in having those ?,joy,dailydialog "No , we ’ re changing all the cameras to eight megapixels . We were hoping that by making your company our sole supplier for cameras we could negotiate a better deal .",neutral,dailydialog Surely . Let ’ s get started by drafting a new contract .,joy,dailydialog Can I get my dress today ?,neutral,dailydialog "You have ordered a red dress , is that right ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . Is that available now ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , here you are . Try it in front of the mirror .",neutral,dailydialog Did you hear about the robbery ?,neutral,dailydialog Did I hear about it ? I saw it happen .,neutral,dailydialog Are you serious ?,surprise,dailydialog I was there .,neutral,dailydialog What happened ?,neutral,dailydialog A man came into the bank with a gun .,neutral,dailydialog That's insane .,neutral,dailydialog I was so scared when I saw the gun .,neutral,dailydialog Then what happened ?,neutral,dailydialog He took the money and tried to get away .,neutral,dailydialog Did the cops show up in time ?,neutral,dailydialog He didn't even make it out the door .,neutral,dailydialog hello ! What are you reading about in the newspaper ?,neutral,dailydialog "hello ! I was exhausted form studying , so I decided to read the newspaper to relax . Unfortunately , the news is so depressing . There has been another murder in the city center . I ’ m shocked that the pole",neutral,dailydialog people are starting to get frightened by it . Everyone will be relieved when they finally catch the murder .,neutral,dailydialog you mean if they catch the murderer . I ’ m scared stiff about going into the city center at night .,neutral,dailydialog there must have been some good news in the newspaper . I can ’ t believe that none of the news stories make you happy or excited .,neutral,dailydialog "well , there was one good piece of news . You remember the local girl who was dying of a rare blood disease ?",neutral,dailydialog yes . Her parents were raising money to have her treated in the united states .,neutral,dailydialog "well , they ’ Ve got the money and she ’ s going tomorrow for treatment .",neutral,dailydialog I ’ m so happy for the family ! They must be very relieved and excited about that .,joy,dailydialog "I ’ m sure they are . Oh , and a local man won the lottery . I ’ m so jealous ! I wish it were me ! I buy a lottery ticket every week and I ’ m amazed that I haven ’ t even won a small prize yet . It ’ s so unfair !",sadness,dailydialog "don ’ t be moody ! I hope you ’ re not tired , because we ’ Ve been invited to a party this evening . I know how excited you get about parties .",neutral,dailydialog How much is it all together ?,neutral,dailydialog Let me see . The bell-bottom pants are $ 90 and the coat is $ 120 . It comes to $ 210 .,neutral,dailydialog Is it possible for you to reduce the price ?,neutral,dailydialog I am sorry . It's a one-price shop .,sadness,dailydialog This is the Bell Captain's Desk . May I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I've been waiting for my bags to be sent up for the last half hour . Where are they ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'm very sorry to hear that . May I have your name and room number , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it's Yao Lan . Room 406 .",neutral,dailydialog And how many pieces did you have ?,neutral,dailydialog Two suitcases and a handbag . The suitcases are blue and the shoulder bag is red .,neutral,dailydialog Is there a name tag attached to them ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , there is .",neutral,dailydialog We're very sorry for the delay . I'll check immediately and call you back .,neutral,dailydialog Are you finished ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes.May I have some more beer ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , sure . I'll be back in a minute.Thank you for waiting . Here it is.Did you enjoy your meal ?",joy,dailydialog "Yes , the meal was very delicious and I enjoyed very much . I'm full .",joy,dailydialog Is that so ? I'm glad you enjoyed it .,joy,dailydialog "By the way , Miss.Where is the toilet ?",neutral,dailydialog Toilets are in the rear . I'm afraid all the toilets are fully occupied at the moment .,sadness,dailydialog What ?,surprise,dailydialog You look fresh recently.How do you make it ?,neutral,dailydialog I attend an aerobic class three times a week .,neutral,dailydialog Aren't you tired ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I feel young , fresh and energetic .",joy,dailydialog "Hello , this is Liu Juan speaking . Is that Mr . Brown ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , this isn't .",neutral,dailydialog Could you please get him on the phone ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . Wait a minute .,joy,dailydialog It's especially cold when the wind is blowing .,neutral,dailydialog Why don't you wear a scarf ?,neutral,dailydialog What can wearing one do for me ?,neutral,dailydialog You're cold because the wind is blowing into your open collar . It's not because your jacket isn't thick enough .,neutral,dailydialog So wearing a scarf helps your body to stay warm inside your jacket .,neutral,dailydialog Yes . That's the secret to wearing a thin jacket .,neutral,dailydialog "You know , sometimes I can't feel my ears and fingers .",neutral,dailydialog I'll lend you my gloves and earmuffs until you get your own .,neutral,dailydialog "Thanks , Pam . You're my lifesaver .",joy,dailydialog "Hey , could you help me try and figure out how to get ready for my job interview ?",neutral,dailydialog The most important thing to do is to make sure you know the company and what services or products it provides . Do you know all about them ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I pretty much understand the company .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , after you've done your research , you have to decide whether the company is casual or formal . Have you decided what they are yet ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I've been observing them .",neutral,dailydialog "When you are choosing what to wear , keep all of that in mind . Have you chosen what to wear ?",neutral,dailydialog I already have something to wear .,neutral,dailydialog I would always be ready to go shopping with you ! Should we talk about other basics ?,neutral,dailydialog "OK , I am ready to think of other things .",neutral,dailydialog "You need to make sure you arrive on time , smile , be pleasant and friendly , look the person in the eye and answer all questions to the best of your ability . You'll do great !",neutral,dailydialog Is there anything I can do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog Would you please show me that mural ?,neutral,dailydialog Certainly . Here you are .,joy,dailydialog It looks so beautiful . How much is it ?,joy,dailydialog Four hundred yuan .,neutral,dailydialog That's a bit more than I wanted to pay . Can you cut the price down a bit ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry . Ours is a fixed price shop and I can assure you this is the best price you can get for a mural like this .,neutral,dailydialog "Maybe you are right . OK , I'll take it .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I'll have it wrapped for you .",joy,dailydialog Thank you . Here is four hundred yuan .,joy,dailydialog Thank you . Please come again .,joy,dailydialog It ’ s so great to be here ! I ’ m so excited to help you and my daughter with your new home !,joy,dailydialog We ’ re glad that you ’ re here . Would you like a tour of the house ?,joy,dailydialog "That ’ d be great , but could I have a cup of tea first ?",joy,dailydialog "Sure , I ’ ll just go put the kettle on . Why don ’ t you have a seat on the sofa and I ’ ll go take care of things in the kitchen .",joy,dailydialog "That would be lovely , thanks .",joy,dailydialog Do you take milk or sugar with your tea ?,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ ll take a little milk , but no sugar , please . Make sure you let the tea steep a few minutes before you take the tea bag out of the cup .",neutral,dailydialog Ok . What do you think about our living room ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I do like the mantelpiece and the coffee table , but I don ’ t really care for curtains . Did you get them at a yard sale ? They look ancient .",neutral,dailydialog My parents gave them to us as a house warming gift .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh dear . Well , I suppose they will do for now . do you ever dust in here ? It seems a bit dusty in here .",neutral,dailydialog "Your daughter usually does the dusting , and I do the vacuuming .",neutral,dailydialog "I see . Well , I can help with the chores while I ’ m here . You two could probably use my help .",neutral,dailydialog "That ’ s very nice of you to offer . Here ’ s your tea . Be careful , it ’ s still quite hot .",joy,dailydialog "my lease ends next month , so I have to find a new place .",neutral,dailydialog I feel sorry for you . It's a jungle out there .,neutral,dailydialog Do you know any places ?,neutral,dailydialog well . I guess I can ask around to see if anyone's got a room or apartment available .,neutral,dailydialog thank you . I think I should also have a look at the Internet to see if anyone's got a sublet .,joy,dailydialog how much do are you looking to spend ?,neutral,dailydialog "I can only afford about 1,000 yuan a month .",neutral,dailydialog looks like you'll have to get a place in the suburbs .,neutral,dailydialog "it doesn't matter , but it needs to be close to the subway or on a convenient bus route .",neutral,dailydialog anything you need to have in the place ?,neutral,dailydialog "I want a bedroom with full bath , and it'll be better if the bedroom is on the sunny side .",neutral,dailydialog you can also check out university bulletin boards .,neutral,dailydialog why ? Will those be students who are leaving ?,neutral,dailydialog "not really , but landlords put up notices to attract students and they often have low rent .",neutral,dailydialog thank you . I'll be sure to take a look .,joy,dailydialog good luck .,joy,dailydialog "Good afternoon , how may I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Hi , I'd like to order some flowers .",neutral,dailydialog Who are they for ?,neutral,dailydialog They're for my Wife . Her name is Samantha .,neutral,dailydialog What kind of flowers would you like ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't know . I don't know too much about flowers . Can you recommend something ?,neutral,dailydialog OK . What's the reason you are sending her flowers ?,neutral,dailydialog Today's her birthday and she told me she wants me to buy her flowers .,neutral,dailydialog Do you know what kind of flowers she likes ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'm not sure . I know I should know that , but I can't remember right now .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , they're for your wife , so I think you should give her roses .",neutral,dailydialog Roses will be fine .,neutral,dailydialog What color ?,neutral,dailydialog I think red would be nice .,neutral,dailydialog Do you want to pick them up or should we deliver them ?,neutral,dailydialog "Can you deliver them , please ?",neutral,dailydialog What's the address ?,neutral,dailydialog 241 Main street .,neutral,dailydialog "What do you think I should do , doctor ?",neutral,dailydialog Why don't you try Chinese herbal medicine ?,neutral,dailydialog Is it useful for me ?,neutral,dailydialog You have to try at least .,neutral,dailydialog OK . Thanks a lot .,neutral,dailydialog That's nothing .,neutral,dailydialog What do you need today ?,neutral,dailydialog I need to take a few classes .,neutral,dailydialog What kind of classes would you like to take ?,neutral,dailydialog How about a driver's course ?,neutral,dailydialog "Okay , you're going to need to make an appointment .",neutral,dailydialog I don't understand why I need to make an appointment .,neutral,dailydialog You need to make one to come down and fill out your paperwork .,neutral,dailydialog I'd like to make one now if I could .,neutral,dailydialog Sure you can ; when would you like to come in ?,neutral,dailydialog I'd like to come in tomorrow morning at 9,neutral,dailydialog That'll be fine .,neutral,dailydialog That's great . Thank you very much .,joy,dailydialog "Hello , thank you for calling Bradford and Sons . This is Tracy speaking , How may I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Hello . I would like to speak to your director of human resources , Ms.Jenkins , Please .",neutral,dailydialog Just a moment . I'll check to see if she is at her desk.May I tell her who is calling ?,neutral,dailydialog "This is Bill Burton from Milford Insurance , I'm calling in regards to our meeting next Tuesday .",neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , Mr.Burton.Can you please hold for a moment ? I'll check to see if she is available .",neutral,dailydialog No problem .,neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , Ms.Jenkins is away from her desk.She has already left for lunch.Would you like to leave a message for her ?",neutral,dailydialog How's Jimmy today ?,neutral,dailydialog "Better , thank you , doctor .",neutral,dailydialog "Can I see him please , Mrs Williams ?",neutral,dailydialog "Certainly , doctor . Come upstairs .",neutral,dailydialog "You look very well , Jimmy . You are better now , but you mustn't get up yet.You must stay in bed for another two days.The boy mustn't go to school yet , Mrs Williams . And he mustn't eat rich food .",neutral,dailydialog "Does he have a temperature , doctor ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , he doesn ’ t .",neutral,dailydialog Must he stay in bed ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes . He must remain in bed for another two days . He can get up for about two hours each day , but you must keep the room warm . Where's Mr Williams this evening ?",neutral,dailydialog "He's in bed , doctor . Can you see him , please ? He has a bad cold , too !",neutral,dailydialog "Well , tell me something of yourself .",neutral,dailydialog "What would you like to know , Mr . Green ?",neutral,dailydialog What working experience have you get ?,neutral,dailydialog "In 2004 , I got a job in the sales department of a trading company near Guangzhou . I started a sales representative . A year later , I was promoted to the position of sales manager . I had that job ever since , which is just over a year now .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , good . Irene , can you tell me why you plan to quit being a sales manager to work here as my assistant ? Don't you like your present job ?",neutral,dailydialog "Frankly , some part of it I enjoy very much , but I prefer something more professional . It happens that I have a friend working here in this company . She told me the export department was to recruit an assistant . I felt very excited at this news . That's why I'm here .",neutral,dailydialog "This looks wonderful , Madame Culot .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it's very nice . All our foreign visitors enjoy it . The food is wonderfully well-prepared . Let me know if you need any help with the menu .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you . Mmm . Can you tell me about the terrine ?,joy,dailydialog Yes . A terrine is a kind of meat pate . It's meat turned into a paste . It sounds horrible but it's actually really good .,neutral,dailydialog Mmm . Maybe another time .,neutral,dailydialog "You could try the ravioli . They are rather like your Chinese dumplings , and the sauce is delicious .",neutral,dailydialog Sounds good . I think I'll have the lamb for my main course . What does it come with ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , you can have fries-French fries-or simple boiled potatoes .",neutral,dailydialog I'll have the potatoes . What are you having ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm having my usual . I like the fish here . Would you like some wine ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes . That would be lovely .",joy,dailydialog "Hi , could we have two orange juice smoothies ?",neutral,dailydialog Would you like those with yogurt ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , why not ?",joy,dailydialog What else would you like to add ? We highly recommend caterpillar fungus .,neutral,dailydialog Caterpillar fungus ? ! What the heck is that ?,surprise,dailydialog It ’ s a special kind of Chinese herb . It ’ s good for you !,joy,dailydialog "Wow , Amy , look at that number .",joy,dailydialog What's so great about it ?,neutral,dailydialog What do you mean ? It's a scrim .,surprise,dailydialog "Not to me , I wouldn't be caught dead in that .",neutral,dailydialog I love that kind of stuff .,joy,dailydialog "Yeah , you seem to like those styles .",neutral,dailydialog Sure do . I get a kick out of looking punk .,neutral,dailydialog This one looks really expensive though .,neutral,dailydialog I don't care how much it costs . I'm rolling in it .,neutral,dailydialog Lucky you ! I can't buy anything else . I'm flat broke .,neutral,dailydialog "I got a replace my party outfit , I trashed it last week .",neutral,dailydialog Why did you drag me into this ? I've spent a week salary .,neutral,dailydialog "Are you on the level ? You're the one who called me , remember ?",surprise,dailydialog "Just joking , Tonia . I've got some wonderful clothes . Let's go and have a close look at your outfit .",neutral,dailydialog I have just received your note which informs me that you have offered the accountant position to another candidate . May I ask why I was defeated ?,neutral,dailydialog "We have thought of you carefully with discretion , but the other candidate has more experiences .",neutral,dailydialog "Experience is important , but don't you think capability is more valuable than that ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I think so . But how do you prove to me that you are more capable ?",neutral,dailydialog "Maybe you can hire me on trial . If I'm not qualified for the job , you can let me go .",neutral,dailydialog Good idea .,neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , sir.Is there a barber near here ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , the nearest one is at the third cross of this road .",neutral,dailydialog "I'm a stranger here.How can I get there , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Just walk down the road for a few minutes , and you'll find it on your right .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much .,joy,dailydialog "Unfortunately , according to our regulations I have to confiscate these counterfeit notes .",neutral,dailydialog "So , this 500 RIB is worthless ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry but it is our regulation , so I must follow it . We will issue you with a receipt to show that the notes you presented us with are counterfeit and have been confiscated . Then , if you wish to pay in some more cash , you are free to do so .",neutral,dailydialog "Right , I see . Let me give you another 500 RIB .",neutral,dailydialog Here's your Passbook back and the receipt to say we confiscated the 500 RIB worth of counterfeit notes .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks . Now can I make the full deposit ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . Please fill in a new deposit slip and we can continue .,neutral,dailydialog "Ok , honey , time to take down the Christmas tree .",neutral,dailydialog Do we have to ?,neutral,dailydialog "Come on , it ’ s losing needles all the time and the branches are sagging .",neutral,dailydialog "It ’ s not that bad , besides it really looks nice in that corner . It gives the room a good atmosphere .",neutral,dailydialog "A good atmosphere ? The tree is falling apart , and it ’ s messing up the room .",neutral,dailydialog But it makes the place feel so much like Christmas . I ’ d really hate to have to take it down .,neutral,dailydialog But Christmas was two weeks ago ! It ’ s been there only because we ’ Ve been too busy to get rid of it .,anger,dailydialog "I know , but it seems like such a shame to have to take it away .",neutral,dailydialog "But it ’ s falling apart , and the cat keeps playing with the lower branches .",neutral,dailydialog "I know , I know . But it reminds me of the great Christmas we just had . All of us were here - - my parents , your parents , the kids , and the cousins - - the food was good , and everybody got what they wanted .",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , it was a good Christmas . It won ’ t always be this good , but we can ’ t make it last longer than it should .",neutral,dailydialog "Ok , fine . We need to take down the tree .",neutral,dailydialog "I ’ ll make a deal with you . We ’ ll leave it up until Sunday , and then we ’ ll take it down after church .",neutral,dailydialog "Welcome , how may I help you today ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'm ask for a pizza , please .",neutral,dailydialog Then you will be happy to here that today all our pizzas are on sale . Two for one .,joy,dailydialog "You're right , that is great .",joy,dailydialog What size would you like ?,neutral,dailydialog "Medium one will be perfect , thank you",joy,dailydialog Which kind do you want ?,neutral,dailydialog I like seafood on my pizza .,neutral,dailydialog We have two seafood pizzas . Tuna and crab .,neutral,dailydialog Tuna sounds good today .,joy,dailydialog Would that be for here or take away ?,neutral,dailydialog That would be to go .,neutral,dailydialog "That'll be in a ten minutes . Please sit over there , and I'll call you over as sooner as it's ready .",neutral,dailydialog No problem .,joy,dailydialog Good afternoon . Can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog I need some remedies for an upset stomach .,neutral,dailydialog Are you also suffering from pain and fever ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , and I also have the runs",neutral,dailydialog "I'll give you some tablets that should make you feel better . One moment , please . Here you are . Take these tablets three times a day swallow them with water .",neutral,dailydialog When should I take them ?,neutral,dailydialog Take on after each meal .,neutral,dailydialog How long should I continue taking them ?,neutral,dailydialog "Take them for two days.If your symptoms persist for more than two days , you should see a doctor Also , be sure to drink plenty of water to prevent dehydration .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you for your advice .,neutral,dailydialog "Ticket , please.Do you have a seat preference ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes . I want a window seat definitely , in the smoking section .",neutral,dailydialog Sure . Please put your baggage on scale .,neutral,dailydialog What's the weight limit ?,neutral,dailydialog 20kg.Yours is not overweight . Here is your boarding pass and baggage tag.Please go to the satellite hall to wait for boarding .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog What time is our connecting flight ?,neutral,dailydialog "Let me check.Oh , oh ! It ’ s at 3:25 .",neutral,dailydialog "Wow , that's cutting it close ! That means we only have 25 minutes to make the connection ! What gate is it at ?",neutral,dailydialog It ’ s at ... gate 14 .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , great ! That ’ s at the other end of the terminal !",neutral,dailydialog "OK , so here ’ s the plan ; When we land , run to gate 14 !",neutral,dailydialog I ’ m be right behind ya !,neutral,dailydialog I need to get my high speed internet installed .,neutral,dailydialog You'll need to make an appointment .,neutral,dailydialog "Could I do that right now , please ?",neutral,dailydialog What day would you like us to do the installation ?,neutral,dailydialog Is Friday good ?,neutral,dailydialog We're only available at 3,neutral,dailydialog You can't come any earlier than that ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry . That's the only available time .,sadness,dailydialog Are you available this Saturday ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . Anytime on Saturday will be fine .,neutral,dailydialog How does 11,neutral,dailydialog We can do it . See you then .,neutral,dailydialog It's such a nice day .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it is .",neutral,dailydialog It looks like it may rain soon .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , and I hope that it does .",neutral,dailydialog Why is that ?,neutral,dailydialog I really love how rain clears the air .,neutral,dailydialog Me too . It always smells so fresh after it rains .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , but I love the night air after it rains .",neutral,dailydialog Really ? Why is that ?,neutral,dailydialog Because you can see the stars perfectly .,neutral,dailydialog I really hope it rains today .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , me too .",neutral,dailydialog "Can we have a table for three , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , all the tables for three are reserved .",sadness,dailydialog "Do you have a table for four , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , smoking or non-smoking ?",neutral,dailydialog "We'd like a non-smoking table , please .",neutral,dailydialog "Come with me , please .",neutral,dailydialog I'm a little rushed . Is there any quicker way to get there ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , of course . You can take a taxi .",neutral,dailydialog How much will that run me ?,neutral,dailydialog "It depends on traffic and distance , but it is reasonable .",neutral,dailydialog Do the drivers speak English ?,neutral,dailydialog "Some are better than others . But , you shouldn't have a problem .",neutral,dailydialog Are they safe ?,neutral,dailydialog "For the most part , yes . If you don't feel comfortable with it , then it is best not to take one at night .",neutral,dailydialog Hey Jimmy . Let's go workout later today .,neutral,dailydialog Sure . What time do you want to go ?,neutral,dailydialog How about at 3:30 ?,neutral,dailydialog That sounds good . Today we work on Legs and forearm .,neutral,dailydialog "Hey . I just played basketball earlier , so my legs are a little sore . Let's work out on arms and stomach today .",neutral,dailydialog I'm on a weekly schedule . You're messing everything up .,neutral,dailydialog C'mon . We're only switching two days . You can do legs on Friday .,neutral,dailydialog Aright . I'll meet you at the gym at 3:30 then .,neutral,dailydialog I have some great news ! I was able to switch to the night shift !,joy,dailydialog I knew everything would work out for you !,joy,dailydialog I got to meet the night Anger today too . We got along right from the start .,joy,dailydialog Wonderful ! Do you already have your work schedule ?,joy,dailydialog "Not yet , I pick it up tomorrow .",neutral,dailydialog Do you know what you will be doing yet ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I'll be managing the guys on the dock .",neutral,dailydialog You're so good with people . I think they will like you !,neutral,dailydialog "Next , please . May I help you , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , yes , I ’ d like to open a bank account .",neutral,dailydialog "Certainly , I can can help you with that . What type of account would you like to open ? A chequing or a savings account ?",neutral,dailydialog What What features do they offer ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , if you just take a look here , see , with our chequing account , you can have unlimited daily transactions for a small monthly fee , and our savings account has a higher interest rate , but you must carry a minimum balance of $ 10,000 dollars .",neutral,dailydialog "I see , well , I think I ’ m more interested in a chequing account . I like to have easy access to my money .",neutral,dailydialog "Alright , then , with this chequing account you ’ ll be issued a debit card and a cheque book . Will you require overdraft protection ? There is an extra fee for that .",neutral,dailydialog "No , that won ’ t be necessary .",neutral,dailydialog "In that case , I ’ ll get you to fill out this paperwork . I ’ ll need your social insurance number , and two pieces of government ID . If you could just sign here , and here , and here . we ’ ll be all set . Would you like to make a deposit today ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I ’ d like to deposit one billion dollars .",neutral,dailydialog "Would you check the engine , please ? It is knocking .",neutral,dailydialog Sure . Do you want to have the car washed ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , please . When can you get it done ?",neutral,dailydialog "You can pick it up in half an hour . By the way , how are you going to pay , cash or credit ?",neutral,dailydialog By credit .,neutral,dailydialog Have you decided what you ’ re going to do during your holiday ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I ’ m going to travel around Europe .,neutral,dailydialog "Wow , that sounds great ! Where are you going ?",neutral,dailydialog I think I will start off in Paris . Then I ’ m going to take the train to Nice and then go on to Milan .,neutral,dailydialog Oh that will be lovely . You ’ ll be able to do lots of shopping I expect .,neutral,dailydialog Oh yes and try lots of new food too .,neutral,dailydialog Great . Make sure you buy me a souvenir !,joy,dailydialog "Oh , don ’ t worry , I will !",joy,dailydialog It ’ s nice meeting you .,neutral,dailydialog "It ’ s nice to meet you , too .",neutral,dailydialog I am happy to be speaking to a presidential candidate .,neutral,dailydialog Would you like to ask me anything ?,neutral,dailydialog What do you feel about gay marriage ?,neutral,dailydialog I think everyone has the right to love who they want .,neutral,dailydialog Would you legalize gay marriage ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I would .",neutral,dailydialog Many people won ’ t like that .,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m sure they won ’ t , but that ’ s my view on gay marriage .",neutral,dailydialog I really like you .,joy,dailydialog I really appreciate that .,neutral,dailydialog "Hello ? This is John Smith.Can I speak to Mr.White , please ?",neutral,dailydialog This is Mr.White speaking .,neutral,dailydialog "Hi . I understand that you have a house for sale , haven ’ t you ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ d like to know more about it .,neutral,dailydialog Can you come to my office this afternoon at 3 o ’ clock ?,neutral,dailydialog OK . I will be there .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you for calling.Goodbye .,joy,dailydialog Bye .,neutral,dailydialog Please fill in the arrival card and sign the register .,neutral,dailydialog All right . Which room shall I have ?,neutral,dailydialog "Room 202 , but I'm afraid we have to ask for a deposit of $ 200 .",neutral,dailydialog "Marketing manage office , can I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Mr Green , please .",neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , he's out .",neutral,dailydialog What time you suspect back them ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , I am not sure , can I take a message ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , thanks . I'll call back later .",neutral,dailydialog That's fine.please call again later .,neutral,dailydialog "Ok , thank you.Goodbye .",neutral,dailydialog "So tell me , what's the difference between the Board of Directors , the CEO , and the stockholders ? They all seems ot be the same group of people to me ...",neutral,dailydialog "No , there's a definite difference . You know , the stockholders are the people who own the company ... they're the financial control system . Then there's the CEO — the chief executive officer . He's the hot shot , the main guy who is the boss . If there is only one person with absolute power in the organization , everyone knows that the power will go to their head . It's too dangerous . That's the reason for a Board of Directors . The board is made up of people who are experts in the industry . They could be related to the organization , but more commonly , they are independent and non-biased .",neutral,dailydialog How many people are on the board of directors ?,neutral,dailydialog "Usually not more than 15 , not less than 10 . They meet monthly , quarterly , or biannually to oversee an organization or company . They provide long term planing and vision , and also act as moral watchdogs rto keep the company in line .",neutral,dailydialog "How much will my pay be , if you don ’ t mind my asking ?",neutral,dailydialog "We would like to start you off at 1,500 yuan a month , not including bonus and overtime pay . We don ’ t give bonus every month , but we offer a semi-annual bonus . And you will receive two weeks paid vacation a year , as well . Does it suit you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , thank you . May I ask for an apartment ?",neutral,dailydialog No problem . We'll supply you with an apartment of two bedrooms and a living room .,neutral,dailydialog "Mum , can I finish my homework later ?",neutral,dailydialog Sorry . You know the rules .,neutral,dailydialog But I want to watch TV now .,neutral,dailydialog That ’ s out of the question .,neutral,dailydialog Please .,neutral,dailydialog Not a chance .,neutral,dailydialog Not even for an hour ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , it ’ s impossible .",neutral,dailydialog "Where ’ s Sally , Jack ?",neutral,dailydialog "She ’ s in the garden , Jane .",neutral,dailydialog What ’ s she doing ?,neutral,dailydialog She ’ s sitting under the tree .,neutral,dailydialog "Is Tim in the garden , too ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , he is . He ’ s climbing the tree .",neutral,dailydialog I beg your pardon ? Who ’ s climbing the tree .,surprise,dailydialog Tim is .,neutral,dailydialog What about the dog ?,neutral,dailydialog "The dog ’ s in the garden , too . It ’ s running across the grass . It ’ s running after a cat .",neutral,dailydialog What's wrong with you ?,neutral,dailydialog I have a sore throat and headache .,neutral,dailydialog Do you feel tired ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , my whole body feels weak . And I really feel terrible .",neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry to hear that . I'll have to examine you .,neutral,dailydialog "Ok , go ahead .",neutral,dailydialog Open your mouth and show me your tongue . Say ah ... You have a bad cold . So you must stay in bed for a week .,neutral,dailydialog Leo ! I wanted to tell you thanks for all your hard work on the budget . We ’ re having a get-together after work tonight at Carl ’ s Karaoke Club to celebrate having finished it . We ’ d love to see,neutral,dailydialog "What fun ! Normally I ’ d love to , but I ’ m afraid I have to work late tonight . We ’ Ve got to get the contract ready for Miss King .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , right . You ’ re busy with that contract . Maybe you could join us later ?",neutral,dailydialog "Unfortunately , I just can ’ t make it this time . I have to go straight home . It ’ s my second wedding anniversary , and we ’ re supposed to be having a big dinner Susan would kill me if I missed it .",neutral,dailydialog Happy anniversary ! Sorry you won ’ t be there . Maybe some other time ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , maybe . Thanks , anyway . Hope you guys have a great time !",joy,dailydialog Excuse me . Do you mind if I try this on ?,neutral,dailydialog Not at all . The changing rooms are just this way .,joy,dailydialog Thanks . It's a little tight . Do you have any in a larger size ?,joy,dailydialog "Sure . I'll give you the next size up . That one is small , right ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes . Also , I'm not so sure about the color .",neutral,dailydialog Well.It doesn't go with your skirt . I think the color itself is fine though .,neutral,dailydialog Are you going to vote ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course ! Are you ?,neutral,dailydialog "I plan to , but what day is the election ?",neutral,dailydialog You should know that .,neutral,dailydialog Can you just tell me ?,neutral,dailydialog The election is this Tuesday .,neutral,dailydialog Are you serious ?,surprise,dailydialog I ’ m not kidding .,anger,dailydialog It ’ s a good thing I asked you .,neutral,dailydialog That should ’ Ve been something you knew already .,neutral,dailydialog I couldn ’ t remember .,neutral,dailydialog Whatever . Just make sure you go vote .,neutral,dailydialog "Dave , there's something I want to talk to you about .",neutral,dailydialog "Zina , why are you whispering ?",neutral,dailydialog I've been talking to WebTracker . I'm thinking of jumping ship .,neutral,dailydialog What ? Are you serious ? You'd defect to our archrival ! ?,surprise,dailydialog Keep your voice down . We'll talk more later . Right now I need to see Vince .,neutral,dailydialog "We definitely have to talk , Zina . And watch your back . Elvin is still mad about his nose .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , but don't tell anyone what I said .",neutral,dailydialog You get your bus pass ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm not going to buy one .,neutral,dailydialog You're not ?,neutral,dailydialog I think it's a waste of money .,neutral,dailydialog It actually costs less if you have a bus pass .,neutral,dailydialog How is that ?,neutral,dailydialog You can use it however many times you need to .,neutral,dailydialog Is that right ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yup , and you can keep the money in your pocket .",neutral,dailydialog That sounds nice .,joy,dailydialog You should go get yours .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I think I will .",neutral,dailydialog Good morning . Craftsman Company . Can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , good morning . This is Mr . Suzuki from Video TV . May I speak to Mr . Johnson ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , but Mr . Johnson is out at the moment . Can I take a message ?",neutral,dailydialog "Uh , yes , okay . Tell him John Suzuki called . That's S-U-Z-U-K-I .",neutral,dailydialog Yes .,neutral,dailydialog From Video TV .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , Video TV .",neutral,dailydialog Tell him I telephoned . I'd like to see him about the videotapes . Can he call me this afternoon ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , Of course . What's your telephone number ?",neutral,dailydialog "It's , area code 413 , 447-9626 .",neutral,dailydialog That is 413-447-9662 ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , that's 447-9626 .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I'm sorry , 447-9626 .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that's right . Extension 162 .",neutral,dailydialog "Extension 162 . Okay , Mr . Suzuki . I'll give him the message .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you . Good-bye .,neutral,dailydialog Good-bye .,neutral,dailydialog "It's quit a big cafeteria , isn't it ?",neutral,dailydialog Sure . I usually have my lunch here . The food is tasty and they offer a big variety .,joy,dailydialog Let's line up . The steak is very inviting . I'll have it .,joy,dailydialog I'll have ham and egg with French fries . What dessert do you want ?,neutral,dailydialog Banana pie .,neutral,dailydialog Where shall we sit ?,neutral,dailydialog How about there ?,neutral,dailydialog Do you like cooking ?,neutral,dailydialog I love it . I really enjoy creating a meal from various ingredients and watching my friends enjoy it.It gives me a real sense of satisfaction.Do you enjoy cooking ?,joy,dailydialog "I don ’ t like it.It takes up too much time and I really hate having it clean up after the meal . I can ’ t stand doing the washing up , drying up and putting all the dishes and cutlery away .",neutral,dailydialog You can ask the guests for help . My guests usually insist on doing the washing up . I just have to remind them where everything goes .,neutral,dailydialog So what kinds of dishes do you usually make ? I know you like Italian food .,neutral,dailydialog "Italian , Indian and chinese . I ’ Ve only recently started cooking chinese meals and I need some more practice .",neutral,dailydialog Do you find it hard to get ingredients for Chinese food ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not at all.You can find most of them in supermarkets.The ingredients are usually the same as in Western food.The way that the food is prepared is the big difference , not the ingredients .",neutral,dailydialog How long does it take you to cook a meal for 5 or 6 people ?,neutral,dailydialog "Obviously , it depends on what I ’ m cooking.But I ’ d say it generally takes about one and a half hours .",neutral,dailydialog I'm searching for an old music box .,neutral,dailydialog You came to the right place . Any particular decade ?,joy,dailydialog "If you had a box made in the ' 20s , that would be nice .",neutral,dailydialog "We just got one in yesterday , so now we have six .",neutral,dailydialog Would any of them have dancing figures ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , we still have two boxes left that have dancing figures .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , they're both so beautiful . Let me have this one , I think .",joy,dailydialog "That one truly is a beautiful piece of work , isn't it ?",neutral,dailydialog One last question,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , no . Everything we sell here is "" as is . """,neutral,dailydialog I guess I was asking for too much .,neutral,dailydialog "If it breaks down , maybe you can find a repairman on the Internet .",neutral,dailydialog We have been over this a hundred times ! We are not getting a pet !,anger,dailydialog Why not ? Come on ! Just a cute little puppy . or a kitty !,neutral,dailydialog Who is going to look after a dog or a cat ?,neutral,dailydialog "I will ! I ’ ll feed it , bathe it and walk it every day ! We can get a Labrador or a German Shepard !",neutral,dailydialog "What if we want to take a vacation ? Who will we leave it with ? Plus , our apartment is too small for that breed of dog .",neutral,dailydialog Ok . How about we get a cat or a ferret ?,neutral,dailydialog "We ’ re planning on having children soon , I don ’ t think those animals are a good idea with a baby in the house .",neutral,dailydialog Fine ! Let ’ s get a bird then ! We can keep it in its cage and teach it to talk ! A parrot would be awesome !,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ ll tell you what , I can get you some hamsters and we ’ ll take it from there .",neutral,dailydialog Yay !,joy,dailydialog Over here is our gym . We have all the latest equipment .,neutral,dailydialog But I haven't used exercising equipment before . Can you tell us some more details ?,neutral,dailydialog "Certainly . We have here the race apparatus , stationary bike , muscle builder set , chest expander , bar bell , dumb bell and so on .",neutral,dailydialog Working in the gym is a very good way for losing weight . What else do you have ?,joy,dailydialog Here's the swimming pool . It's open from 10 a . m . to 11 p . m . There are also massage rooms here .,neutral,dailydialog That's wonderful ! I like swimming .,joy,dailydialog "John , I was looking through some magazines for ideas about where we might go on vacation this year .",neutral,dailydialog "I've already told my buddy , Mark , that I am going hunting with him in Alaska .",neutral,dailydialog You can't be serious !,anger,dailydialog "Hey , I've always gone hunting or fishing on vacation . I am sorry that bothers you .",anger,dailydialog "After a year together , I thought it pretty safe to assume that we would automatically spend our vacation together .",anger,dailydialog Says who ? I don't think that is necessarily the case .,anger,dailydialog "You know , now that I think about it , I really don't have much more to say to you at all !",anger,dailydialog Whatever you say !,anger,dailydialog Have you declared your income and are you prepared to pay tax ?,neutral,dailydialog Not yet . I don't know how to fill out the form . What is the tax-free allowance for supporting a dependent ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't really know . Why not ask the accountant or the lawyer of the law firm ? They will tell you which is subject or not subject to taxation . He can even help you avoid paying tax legally .,neutral,dailydialog "If I don't pay my taxes , would the tax officials discover it ?",neutral,dailydialog "Certainly . No one who evades tax can escape from their detection.They ' ll check your income through computers . You'd better make a declaration to the tax authorities as soon as possible . If you fail to meet the deadline , you will be fined .",neutral,dailydialog What's up ? You sound a little down in dumps .,neutral,dailydialog I quarreled with my roommate last night . He is really stubborn .,anger,dailydialog Calm down ! Shouting won ’ t help ?,neutral,dailydialog He is really outrageous .,anger,dailydialog What happened ?,neutral,dailydialog "I went back home last night . You know tired as a dog , so I took a quick shower and went to bed . I couldn't fall asleep , because Brian was there in the living room , playing his stupid stereo so loud . I kindly told him to turn that down a little bit . He shouted at me .",neutral,dailydialog What ? He can't do this to you .,surprise,dailydialog "Well , he did it anyway . Then he came into my room and shot all his shit blah blah blah ... you know .",anger,dailydialog What did you do ?,neutral,dailydialog I shouted it back of course .,anger,dailydialog "Hold it , Mike . You won't accomplish anything by hollering at him , right ? You worked it all up till now . Why not wait until you cool down a bit ?",neutral,dailydialog What would you do if you were in my shoes ?,neutral,dailydialog "Just stay cool . You know . When you get back home tonight , tell him that you didn't mean to quarrel with him .",neutral,dailydialog "No way , Kate . I mean it's just not my fault .",anger,dailydialog "I know . It wouldn't hurt much to say sorry first . And after that , you can casually mention the problem . I am sure he will cooperate .",neutral,dailydialog I am too angry to do that .,anger,dailydialog "Excuse me . I am looking for a book called Little Women , but I can't find it anywhere .",neutral,dailydialog Let me see . I am sorry we just have sold it out .,sadness,dailydialog Will you have it later ?,neutral,dailydialog "I think so . Could I have you name , telephone number ? If we get one , I will call you .",neutral,dailydialog That's terrific . Thank you .,joy,dailydialog Who do you think is the greatest novelist in the history of English literature ?,neutral,dailydialog Charles Dickens.Actually no one can parallel him in writing .,neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid I can't agree with you on that . I like D.H.Laurence ' s novels better .,neutral,dailydialog What game do you like ?,neutral,dailydialog I like board games . I like chinese chess and draughts .,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ Ve never played Chinese chess before , but I ’ Ve seen old men playing it in the street . It looks complicated .",neutral,dailydialog "It ’ s about as complicated as chess . The basic rule and moves are simple enough , but there are many strategies that players need to learn .",neutral,dailydialog I like playing cards . I ’ m pretty good at poker . Do you play cards ?,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m terrible at cards and so I never play games which involve gambling , like poker . If I did , I ’ d lose all my money .",neutral,dailydialog Do you play bridge ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I do . It ’ s hard to find four players though , so I don ’ t play very often . Do you know anyone who plays ? If so , we could set up a game .",neutral,dailydialog "I can play quite well . I have a friend who likes playing , but she ’ s not very good at it . Shall I invite her to play ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sure , I have a friend who play fairly well . We should find out when our friends are free and arrange a game .",neutral,dailydialog I ’ ll call my friend now . you call yours .,neutral,dailydialog Can you give me more details on what is included in the package ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure . The coach leaves at 6:30 a . m . , in front of our office . The drive takes eight hours , with two stops to see some sights .",neutral,dailydialog What about the hotel accommodations ?,neutral,dailydialog You'll be staying at Holiday Inn . It's a three-star hotel with two restaurants and a swimming pool .,neutral,dailydialog Great . What types of things will we do at Lushun Falls ?,joy,dailydialog The second day you take a four-hour city tour . In the afternoon you go on the famous boat cruise under the falls .,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , 332440 .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh hello , Sally . This is Dave Thomson here . Could I speak to Jim please ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid he's not in at the moment Dave . He went out about an hour ago and he's not back yet .,sadness,dailydialog Any idea when he might be back ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , he shouldn't be long . He said he was just going to get some paint . But I wouldn't be surprised if he's stopped off at the pub on the way back .",neutral,dailydialog "OK . well , tell him I've called , will you , and I'll try again later .",neutral,dailydialog "All right . Goodbye , Dave .",joy,dailydialog Thanks then Sally . Goodbye .,joy,dailydialog "Honey , the house is such a mess ! I need you to help me tidy up a bit . My boss and her husband are coming over for dinner and the house needs to be spotless !",neutral,dailydialog I ’ m in the middle of something right now . I ’ ll be there in a second .,neutral,dailydialog This can ’ t wait ! I need your help now !,neutral,dailydialog "Alright , alright . I ’ m coming .",neutral,dailydialog "Ok , here ’ s a list of chores we need to get done . I'll do the dishes and get all the groceries for tonight . You can sweep and mop the floors . Oh , and the furniture needs to be dusted .",neutral,dailydialog "You know what , I have to pick something up at the mall , so why don ’ t you clean the floors and I'll go to the supermarket and get all the groceries .",neutral,dailydialog Sure that ’ s fine . Here is the list of all the things you need to get . Don't forget anything ! And can you pick up a bottle of wine on your way home ?,neutral,dailydialog "Hey , honey I ’ m back . Wow , the house looks really good !",joy,dailydialog Great ! Can you set the table ?,joy,dailydialog Just a sec I ’ m just gonna vacuum this rug real fast,neutral,dailydialog Wait ! Don ’ t turn it on ...,neutral,dailydialog "Good afternoon , welcome to IBA . How can I be of service ?",neutral,dailydialog I'd like to talk to somebody about the Group Account Deposit Service .,neutral,dailydialog This refers to the deposit business offered to the level 1 account of group companies .,neutral,dailydialog "What is it used for ? I mean , why bother to get this special account ?",neutral,dailydialog "Group companies can use this to make their arrangement of funds flexible , when dealing with their subsidiaries .",neutral,dailydialog "I see , so this can really cut down on time and centralise management . Interesting ...",neutral,dailydialog Is this a duty-free shop ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , sir . What can I do for you ?",neutral,dailydialog I want to buy some specialties . Can you recommend me some ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . I strongly advise you to buy a bottle of perfume and a lighter .,neutral,dailydialog Fine . They look nice . I will take both of them .,joy,dailydialog "May I have a look at your passport , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , sir . Can I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog Good morning . I'm interested in antiques . Do you have any ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , we have a great variety of Chinese antiques .",neutral,dailydialog What do you have ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , we have some painting and some porcelain . Which do you like better ?",neutral,dailydialog I'd like porcelain .,neutral,dailydialog Good . How about the table set ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , it looks well . I like it very much .",joy,dailydialog It's made in Jingdezhen .,neutral,dailydialog How much is it ?,neutral,dailydialog One thousand eight hundred yuan .,neutral,dailydialog It's not expensive . I'll take it .,joy,dailydialog "Oh , so Dalian is hotter than New York now .",neutral,dailydialog Not hot but warm . Very comfortable .,neutral,dailydialog Are you staying at the Hilton ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have already booked a room .",neutral,dailydialog Could you show me what you've got ?,neutral,dailydialog We've got several good chicken dishes if you like chicken .,neutral,dailydialog We'll try one of your specials this time .,neutral,dailydialog This is worth trying .,joy,dailydialog "Welcome to China , Mr . Smith .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you . So pleasant to meet you here !,neutral,dailydialog I heard that you are interested in our silk skirts and new style of coats .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I've brought a list of your recent products with me . We'd like to import some of your latest clothes for the second half of this year . We're ready to place an order with you .",neutral,dailydialog "Great ! B , most of the items listed are available this year . I hope we can come to an agreement and sign the contracts , so as to enable our timely delivery .",joy,dailydialog That sounds good . But I have a proposal now .,neutral,dailydialog What's the proposal ?,neutral,dailydialog Both of our two parties were involved in the discussion previously . Shall we also allow some of our clients to join us ?,neutral,dailydialog "Good idea ! In this way , our clients ' needs will be met and disagreements between the two parties avoided .",joy,dailydialog Sounds like we have the same idea .,neutral,dailydialog Could you please tell me how I can go job-hunting in the web ?,neutral,dailydialog "Generally speaking , job seekers can enter the websites either of job agencies or of some units for job advertisements .",neutral,dailydialog How should I contact them ?,neutral,dailydialog You can e-mail your application materials for application to the websites of job agencies for enrollment in their database .,neutral,dailydialog Can I get a quick reply from the sites ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , usually it takes a short time , but you have to await the choice of the units for a while .",neutral,dailydialog Can you direct me to Holiday inn ?,neutral,dailydialog Cross the street and walk two blocks west.You can't miss it .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks .,joy,dailydialog I would like to buy a bottle of cleansing milk.Can you recommend me some kinds ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . What kind of skin do you have ?,neutral,dailydialog My skin is oily .,neutral,dailydialog Then I advise you to buy the LAY cleansing milk .,neutral,dailydialog Can you tell me more ?,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , is Sue there ?",neutral,dailydialog Who ?,neutral,dailydialog Sue John .,neutral,dailydialog You must have the wrong number .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I'm sorry .",sadness,dailydialog "Sorry , stewardess . Where shall I put my bags ?",neutral,dailydialog You can place the smaller one in the overhead bin and put the bigger one under the seat in front of you .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much .,neutral,dailydialog Please make sure to fasten your seat belt . We are to take off .,neutral,dailydialog What do you think about this store ? I heard it ’ s a posh store that ’ s only got branches in big cities .,neutral,dailydialog I love this store . The only problem is that it ’ s extremely expensive .,neutral,dailydialog Don ’ t worry . I ’ Ve decided that for your birthday I ’ m going to take you shopping for a new dress .,neutral,dailydialog Really ? I thought you hated shopping ?,surprise,dailydialog "I do , that ’ s why you should appreciate this gift !",neutral,dailydialog Sure . That ’ s really nice of you . Let ’ s go in and try some things on .,neutral,dailydialog How about this red dress ? I think it would really suit you .,neutral,dailydialog That ’ s gorgeous ! Do they have it in a size 8 ?,joy,dailydialog "Here you go.On any other day , it would cost me a fortune , but it ’ s on special offer today .",neutral,dailydialog I think this color isn ’ t quite right for me . Do they have the same dress in white ?,neutral,dailydialog "Let me look . Let ’ s see ... they ’ Ve got one in blue , green , pink , black ... and white . Here you are .",neutral,dailydialog This is perfect ! What do you think ?,joy,dailydialog I think you look fantastic . Happy Birthday !,joy,dailydialog I ’ m so lucky . You only get a chance like this once in a blue moon ! Thanks honey !,joy,dailydialog The hotel operator . Anything I can do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog I've been trying to get through to the booking office for the last ten minutes . But the line has been engaged all the time . Why is it taking so long ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry to hear that . I'm afraid it is often the case during the peak hours . Shall I ask them to call you when the line is free ?,neutral,dailydialog OK . Please do so if it is not troublesome .,neutral,dailydialog No trouble at all . May I know your name and room number ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'm Du Juan , in Room 312 .",neutral,dailydialog "I see . Wait in the room , please .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you for your kindness .,joy,dailydialog Let's have seafood for a change.How about oyster and lobster ?,neutral,dailydialog I couldn't agree more !,joy,dailydialog Anything else you want to add ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yeah , two beers .",neutral,dailydialog "May I see your ticket and passport , PLS ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sure , here they are .",neutral,dailydialog Any luggage ?,neutral,dailydialog Just this suitcase .,neutral,dailydialog Your backpack is very big and today's flight is quite full . I am afraid that you will have to check your backpack too .,neutral,dailydialog No problem . What about this carry-on ?,neutral,dailydialog You can take that with you .,neutral,dailydialog "Can I have an aisle seat , PLS .",neutral,dailydialog "No problem . I'll give you an aisle seat in the center row . And here is your ticket , passport and boarding pass . Please board the plane at Gate 15 .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you . And when is the latest time for me to board the plane ?,neutral,dailydialog 15mins before the plane takes off . The plane is scheduled to leave on time .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much !,joy,dailydialog You are welcome ! Have a nice flight .,joy,dailydialog Tell me about yourself and your past experience .,neutral,dailydialog "I have worked as an executive secretary for 5 years , first for trading companies , and now I am working for a trust company . I interact well with peers , clients , administrators and bosses . I thrive on challenge and work well in high-stress environments .",neutral,dailydialog How are your typing and shorthand skills ?,neutral,dailydialog I can type 100 Chinese words a minute and take dictation in English at 150 words a minute .,neutral,dailydialog Can you operate computers skillfully ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I can . I have received some special training in computers . Besides I am good at operating common office machines , such as fax machines and duplicating machines .",neutral,dailydialog Sometimes we are very busy and need to work overtime . How do you feel about that ?,neutral,dailydialog That's all right . But could you tell me how often and how many hours I should work overtime ?,neutral,dailydialog "It just depends . If we have important visiting delegations , you have to stay with us . It's not unusual .",neutral,dailydialog "Mr . Smith , I's like to ask you a question .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , please .",neutral,dailydialog What specific duties would I perform if I am hired ?,neutral,dailydialog "Nothing different from a secretary's common responsibilities . However , you know , our company is an international trade-oriented company , can you handle English papers and write English correspondence ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . I specialized in English secretary studies at college and that's one of the main parts of my present job .,neutral,dailydialog What are your salary expectations ?,neutral,dailydialog I really need more information about the job before we start to discuss salary . Maybe you could tell me what is budgeted for the position .,neutral,dailydialog "The starting monthly salary would be ¥ 2,000 , with rises after the half year according to your competence .",neutral,dailydialog I think it's acceptable and I really like the job . And when can I know the decision ?,neutral,dailydialog We'll inform you of our final decision by early July . Do you have any other questions ?,neutral,dailydialog No . Thank you for the time .,neutral,dailydialog What do you think about the equipment in our company ?,neutral,dailydialog We have to equip our company with a network of work stations at every office and show room as soon as possible .,neutral,dailydialog I also realized this issue . And office automation is essential .,neutral,dailydialog "Besides , Internet tends to be more essential now in the information age .",neutral,dailydialog Good idea . A network of work stations is helpful for our management .,neutral,dailydialog "And , to be frank , our copying machines are too slow ; our telephone system is limited in function .",neutral,dailydialog "You are right . The current equipment of our offices really falls behind . Next week , you can provide me a catalogue of new equipment .",neutral,dailydialog Thank your for calling World Airline . What can I do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog I need to book a plane ticket to London .,neutral,dailydialog Round-trip or one-way ?,neutral,dailydialog One-way .,neutral,dailydialog What date would you like to fly ?,neutral,dailydialog "Saturday , July 25 .",neutral,dailydialog How many people will be traveling ?,neutral,dailydialog Just one adult .,neutral,dailydialog Which class ?,neutral,dailydialog "Economy , please . Economy class is the cheapest , right ?",neutral,dailydialog "Right . Ok , the fare is $ 700 .",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , the nurse said that you might have my test results in from the other day .",neutral,dailydialog I would like for you to come in and talk about a few more tests that I would like to run .,neutral,dailydialog Does this mean that you have bad news for me ?,neutral,dailydialog I just want to talk to you about the tests that I want to run .,neutral,dailydialog Can ’ t you just tell me now ?,neutral,dailydialog I don ’ t know anything for certain . We always do a double check if there is a question .,neutral,dailydialog I want to see you right away .,neutral,dailydialog "You can come in this afternoon . If you are feeling too stressed , feel free to bring a friend along .",neutral,dailydialog I know for sure that something is wrong !,fear,dailydialog Don ’ t worry about a thing ; we are just taking a second look and talking .,neutral,dailydialog You would be using mainly English in this job . Do you think you could manage ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I am sure I can .",neutral,dailydialog Do you think you are proficient in both written and spoken English ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I think I am quite proficient in both written and spoken English .",neutral,dailydialog Do you think you can make yourself understood in English with ease ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I think I can in ordinary circumstances .",neutral,dailydialog Do you think you can speak English quite fluently ? Tell me about your English education .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I think I speak English quite fluently . I got a high score on TOEFL . I majored in English in college .",neutral,dailydialog You are looking really healthy lately . What are you doing differently ?,neutral,dailydialog Thank you for noticing ! I've been making a few lifestyle changes over the past year .,joy,dailydialog Tell me about it . I'm interested .,joy,dailydialog "Well , it all started when my brother challenged me to quit smoking .",neutral,dailydialog Ha ! That's right . You used to smoke . I forgot !,neutral,dailydialog "When I kicked that habit , I found I had so much more energy . I started exercising .",neutral,dailydialog At the gym ?,neutral,dailydialog No . I like to be outside . I took up hiking and mountain biking .,neutral,dailydialog Good morning . My name is Mr . Brown . I ’ m from Australia . Here is my card .,neutral,dailydialog "Thank you . I ’ m pleased to meet you , Mr . Brown . My name is Kathy Pewless , the representative of Green Textile Import and Export Corporation .",neutral,dailydialog "Pleased to meet you too , Ms . Pewless . I travel a lot every year on business , but this is my first visit to your country . I must say I have been much impressed by your friendly people .",joy,dailydialog "Thank you for saying so . Have you seen the exhibition halls ? On display are most of our products , such as silk , woolen knitwear , cotton piece goods , and garments .",joy,dailydialog "Oh , yes . I had a look yesterday . I found some of the exhibits to be fine in quality and beautiful in design . The exhibition has successfully displayed to me what your corporation handles . I ’ Ve gone over the catalogue and the pamphlets enclosed in your last letter . I ’ Ve got some idea of your exports . I ’ m interested in your silk blouses .",joy,dailydialog Our silk is known for its good quality . It is one of our trade - trional exports . Silk blouses are brightly colored and beau - fully designed . They ’ Ve met with great favor overseas and are always in great demand .,neutral,dailydialog Can you help me plan the office party ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure . What do you need the most help with , the food or entertainment ?",neutral,dailydialog I need help with food .,neutral,dailydialog "OK , well , let's coordinate our efforts . Should this party be formal or casual ?",neutral,dailydialog I think it should be casual .,neutral,dailydialog "I agree . Next , we have to decide on food . We have a choice of Chinese or Continental Cuisine . Which one should we have ?",neutral,dailydialog I would prefer Chinese food for this party .,neutral,dailydialog "Perfect choice . For music , should we have a live band or a DJ ?",neutral,dailydialog I think we should hire a live band .,neutral,dailydialog "OK then . Well , I will work on my part and get back to you with my progress on Friday .",joy,dailydialog Good morning . Thank you for the interview .,neutral,dailydialog "No problem . Now , do you prefer working with others or flying solo ?",neutral,dailydialog "Actually , I enjoy both .",neutral,dailydialog "So , what is most important to you in a job ? Do you need job security or professional growth and a chance to advance ?",neutral,dailydialog I need job security .,neutral,dailydialog Would you be able to relocate ?,neutral,dailydialog I am open to relocating .,neutral,dailydialog What are your annual salary requirements ?,neutral,dailydialog "I need at least 75,000 per year .",neutral,dailydialog I ’ ll keep that in mind . Thank you for coming in today . We ’ ll be in touch .,joy,dailydialog Is the right counter to check in for this flight ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it is . Please put your luggage on this scale .",neutral,dailydialog OK . Is the plane on schedule ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it is . How many pieces of hand luggage do you have ?",neutral,dailydialog Two .,neutral,dailydialog I'm looking for a good multivitamin . Can you recommend one ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . Come with me to the vitamin section .,neutral,dailydialog "I knew there would be a few choices , but this selection is huge !",neutral,dailydialog "You're looking for a multi though , right ?",neutral,dailydialog That's right . Just a simple multi-vitamin that I can take every day .,neutral,dailydialog Okay . Then I recommend this one . It's made especially for men about your age .,neutral,dailydialog Oh ! You took the guesswork right out of that one .,joy,dailydialog That's my job ! Is there anything else I can assist you with ?,neutral,dailydialog I only want a little off the top and the sides and back to have clean lines .,neutral,dailydialog Okay . Is your hair naturally curly or is it a perm ?,neutral,dailydialog It's natural . My friend told me you know how to work with curls .,neutral,dailydialog That's my specialty . Let me put this around your neck .,neutral,dailydialog Do you have any product that controls frizz ?,neutral,dailydialog "With the cut I'll give you , we will minimize a lot of that .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you !,joy,dailydialog "And when we're done , I'll show you some great stuff to take care of the rest .",joy,dailydialog "Would you pour me some of that tea , please ?",neutral,dailydialog Okay . Say when .,neutral,dailydialog "Hey , look , there is a circus show over there .",neutral,dailydialog I'm not in the mood .,neutral,dailydialog It's the circus .,neutral,dailydialog I don't want to sit there and watch them torturing the animals .,anger,dailydialog "Oh , come on , they give them treat too.Oh , look , that little monkey is so cute .",neutral,dailydialog Cute ? Hope so .,surprise,dailydialog "Oh , it is coming to us , come on , Ben , get a banana to it .",neutral,dailydialog "Me ? No way , keep him away from me , please .",anger,dailydialog Why are you acting so strange today ?,neutral,dailydialog I've said that I've got a problem with the circus . I'm not kidding .,anger,dailydialog That's weird !,surprise,dailydialog Now please tell me something about your past work achievements .,neutral,dailydialog "All right , madam . When I was sales manager at the Beijing Friendship Store . I succeeded in raising the yearly sales volume by 25 % and profit margins from 50 % to 80 % .",neutral,dailydialog That is quite an achievement ! Do you consider it your most rewarding work experience ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't think so . I'll create further achievement in the future .,neutral,dailydialog Have you received any honors ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes . I got the title of "" Advance Worker "" in 2006 .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have any publications ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes . I wrote a thesis entitled "" On Interpersonal Relations in the Socialist Market Economy "" and it was published in China Daily .",neutral,dailydialog "Hit ' em high , hit ' em low . Class of ' 93 — let's go !",joy,dailydialog "Hi there , everyone . We hope you're having a good night !",joy,dailydialog Wasn't that football game great ! I just knew we'd win !,joy,dailydialog "The night is young , folks . Get some food and mingle with those faces from yesterday .",joy,dailydialog Later we'll let you know who the King and Queen of the Reunion will be .,neutral,dailydialog "But for now , the band is playing the songs from our senior year . Get out on that dance floor !",neutral,dailydialog Excuse me . Can you tell me how to get to City Hall ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . Go to the next corner and turn left onto Center Street . Walk three blocks to Second Avenue and turn right . Walk two more blocks and you'll see City Hall on the left .,neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry . I didn't follow you . Could you please repeat that ?,neutral,dailydialog "Okay . First , go to the next corner and turn left onto Center Street .",neutral,dailydialog Uh-huh .,neutral,dailydialog "Then , walk three blocks to Second Avenue an turn right . Are you with me so far ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . I'm following you .,neutral,dailydialog "Then , walk two more blocks an you ’ ll see City Hall on the left . Have you got all that ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . Now I've got it . Thank you very much .,joy,dailydialog What's up ?,neutral,dailydialog "Nothing much , what's going on ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm having a party this Friday .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , really ? That's nice .",neutral,dailydialog I wanted to see if you wanted to come .,neutral,dailydialog "This Friday ? Sorry , I already have plans .",neutral,dailydialog Doing what ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm going to dinner with my family .,neutral,dailydialog "I really wanted you to come , but I understand .",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , maybe next time .",neutral,dailydialog I'll hold you to that .,neutral,dailydialog Sounds like a plan .,neutral,dailydialog I find that you spend little on handset charge every month . Have you any trick ?,neutral,dailydialog It's simple . You can use call transfer .,neutral,dailydialog Is it so simple ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure . You know , we spend most of our time at home or in the office every day , so I receive handset calls with the hand-free telephone , so I need pay little for receiving calls .",neutral,dailydialog It's true .,neutral,dailydialog "Call transfer has many other advantages . When I am in places where network can't cover , such as the high building , I also use call transfer function , which transfers my calls to the hand-free telephone and I will not miss any call .",neutral,dailydialog That's all ?,neutral,dailydialog "In hospitals or on planes , handsets will interfere with some equip-ment , so we must close our handsets . If you set call transfer , the problem will be solved .",neutral,dailydialog Are you doing anything tomorrow morning ? I'm wondering if you'd like to come to my office to discuss the new project .,neutral,dailydialog Tomorrow morning ? What about tomorrow afternoon ?,neutral,dailydialog Then I'll see you in the afternoon .,neutral,dailydialog OK .,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , I want to apply for the position of an usher in your restaurant .",neutral,dailydialog Welcome . One of your duties is to know the number of the customer and accept reservation .,neutral,dailydialog What else do I need to do ?,neutral,dailydialog You inform the people in charge and let them reserve dinning tables for guests .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m going to be moving out soon .,neutral,dailydialog You still have time on your lease .,neutral,dailydialog There ’ s no way that I can stay here .,anger,dailydialog That ’ s not going to be all right .,neutral,dailydialog I don ’ t understand why .,surprise,dailydialog I ’ m going to have to keep your deposit,neutral,dailydialog Why can ’ t I have it back ?,neutral,dailydialog Because you ’ re leaving before your lease is over .,neutral,dailydialog You have to give it back to me .,neutral,dailydialog You ’ re not going to get it .,neutral,dailydialog But I ’ m not able to live here anymore .,anger,dailydialog I can ’ t help you with that .,neutral,dailydialog "Can I have my check , please .",neutral,dailydialog Here it is . 350 Yuan all together .,neutral,dailydialog May son adores my new hairstyle so I suppose it is worth it .,joy,dailydialog Hearing you say that is a big reward for us . And here is the receipt .,joy,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog Wait ! Congratulations ! You are the lucky customer of our anniversary celebration .,joy,dailydialog "Wow , it's surprising . So what do I get ?",surprise,dailydialog You can have a free facial and then make up free for you . Do you want it now ?,neutral,dailydialog Probably not . Doing that will probably take another three hours which I can't afford now .,sadness,dailydialog Here is our number . Call us when you are ready to come .,neutral,dailydialog You mean I should make an appointment ahead of time ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes .,neutral,dailydialog Got it . Bye for now .,neutral,dailydialog Can I borrow this magazine from you ? It's really interesting and I can't put it down .,neutral,dailydialog "I am sorry , but I can't lend it to you now , for I haven't finished reading it . If you don't mind , I can lend you some back numbers to you .",sadness,dailydialog "That would be very kind of you . By the way , is it a monthly magazine ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , it is a fortnightly . So , you see , I can get the new one quite soon .",neutral,dailydialog Do you use an anti-virus program to protect your computer ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I do . I also use an anti-spyware program and a firewall . There are so many nasties on the internet and so many people who are trying to use the internet to hurt other users . You have to be very c",neutral,dailydialog How often do you run your anti-virus program ?,neutral,dailydialog I usually run it every few days . It finds a virus about half the time .,neutral,dailydialog Which anti-virus program would you recommend ?,neutral,dailydialog Have you tried this one ? It ’ s very good and you can download it for free on the internet . You can also download updates for free .,neutral,dailydialog That sounds very good . Which website should I visit to download it ?,joy,dailydialog Just a minute ... go to this one . I ’ ll send you an email with the line in it . It only takes a few minutes to download . Then you have to go through the set up procedures . But they are not complicated .,neutral,dailydialog What do you use your computer for ?,neutral,dailydialog "I use it for several things-surfing the net , word processing and creating presentations . I don ’ t play many games on my computer , but I do a lot of work with photographs . Using a computer program , you",neutral,dailydialog "Computers are great , aren ’ t they ? I should download some programs and learn how to use them .",joy,dailydialog A :: You must be Wily . It's nice to meet you .,neutral,dailydialog "B :: Nice to meet you , Mr . Wilson .",neutral,dailydialog "A :: Tim , please . Please be seated .",neutral,dailydialog B :: Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog "A :: So , Wily , you have been with IBM for two years , ready for change ?",neutral,dailydialog "B :: Well , I think I'm ready for new challenges .",neutral,dailydialog Hello . Could you have a taxi pick me up before 10:00 a . m . ?,neutral,dailydialog What is your address ?,neutral,dailydialog I stay at No . 115 Fucking Road .,neutral,dailydialog "OK , a taxi will be there by 9:30 .",neutral,dailydialog What are your rates ?,neutral,dailydialog It is RIB 10 yuan initially and 2 yuan for each kilometer .,neutral,dailydialog I have a lot of luggage . Will those fit in the taxi ?,neutral,dailydialog Take it easy . I'll send a larger to pick you up .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much .,joy,dailydialog "Hello Mr Waterstone , what can I do for you today ?",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Becky . Well , you see , I have this thing here , called a Fixed Deposit Certificate , and I've just noticed the date on it .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I see . You have two choices here you can either redeem or renew .",neutral,dailydialog "I think I'll redeem , if that's not a problem .",neutral,dailydialog "No problem at all , Mr Waterstone . Any preference as to how you want the money ?",neutral,dailydialog "Anything you like , but not too many large notes . It's useful to have smaller notes .",neutral,dailydialog "Here we go , Mr Waterstone . Here's your money and your interest note .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , yes . Everything's fine . Thank you very much , Becky .",joy,dailydialog "What can I do for you , young man ?",neutral,dailydialog I need to rent three pairs of skates for the morning .,neutral,dailydialog What sizes do you need ?,neutral,dailydialog "One pair of 37 , and two pairs of 21 . One for me , and the other two for two kids .",neutral,dailydialog Here you are . And here are three crash helmets .,neutral,dailydialog "Thanks . Well , those two kids are beginners . What should I do about their safety ?",joy,dailydialog "Well , there are a lot to do , but nothing to worry about . First , make sure they don't go far from the railings .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yeah , maybe I should ask them just to walk along the railings .",neutral,dailydialog "That's a good idea . And remind them to be slow at the beginning , not to run into the railings .",neutral,dailydialog OK . Anything else ?,neutral,dailydialog Never go to the center of the lake . The ice there is too thin to skate on .,neutral,dailydialog "Got it . Thanks for reminding me . And , are there any intensive training courses ?",joy,dailydialog Excuse me sir . May I come in ?,sadness,dailydialog "Mike , you're late again .",anger,dailydialog "I'm sorry , but my sister was ill , so I",sadness,dailydialog Do you think I believe the story like that ?,anger,dailydialog But it's true .,neutral,dailydialog How can believe it if the same excuse was used twice within a week ?,anger,dailydialog That's coincident 。,neutral,dailydialog "Ok , hold it . Remember to be punctual next time 。",neutral,dailydialog I promise I will .,neutral,dailydialog You'd better .,neutral,dailydialog "Honey , I have something important to say .",neutral,dailydialog Something important ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I have just booked two tickets .,neutral,dailydialog Tickets ? What tickets ?,neutral,dailydialog Two air tickets .,neutral,dailydialog Air tickets ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . We will fly to Paris the day after tomorrow .,neutral,dailydialog We ? The day after tomorrow ? What are you talking about ?,neutral,dailydialog "Today is June 18 , isn ’ t it ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . So ?,neutral,dailydialog Think about it !,neutral,dailydialog Then it is June 20 the day after tomorrow .,neutral,dailydialog Yes . Think about it carefully .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , come on . Tell me please . Why did you book tickets to Paris ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , honey ! Don ’ t you remember this important day to us ?",anger,dailydialog Sorry .,neutral,dailydialog It is our 10th wedding anniversary this June 20 .,neutral,dailydialog Our 10th wedding anniversary ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course . You completely forgot it .,neutral,dailydialog Darling . I think you have made a mistake .,neutral,dailydialog I have made a mistake ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . We married on July 20 ten years ago .,neutral,dailydialog July 20 ? But I think it should be June 20 .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes . We had planned to marry on June 20 , but something happened , so we had to put off our wedding day .",neutral,dailydialog Yes . I remember now . We put it off . I did make a mistake . But how shall we deal with the tickets ?,neutral,dailydialog Since you have booked . Then let ’ s celebrate our wedding anniversary before hand .,neutral,dailydialog Do you want some dessert ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , thank you . Check , please .",neutral,dailydialog Wait a moment . I will calculate it for you . Your bill comes to $ 36 .,neutral,dailydialog Here are $ 40 . Keep the change . That's my tip for you .,neutral,dailydialog "Food is less expensive in a cafeteria , because you serve yourself .",neutral,dailydialog How to do it ?,neutral,dailydialog "Just pick up a tray , then put a knife , a fork , a spoon and a paper napkin on it and stand in the line .",neutral,dailydialog How long will it take to reach the buffet ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not long , because people rush for lunch .",neutral,dailydialog The line sure does move fast .,neutral,dailydialog Tell the man behind the counter what you want .,neutral,dailydialog OK . I like that green vegetable but I don't know how to call it .,neutral,dailydialog Just point to it if you don't know the name .,neutral,dailydialog All right .,joy,dailydialog "Hey , did you hear about Jessica's party this weekend ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , but I'm still waiting for my invitation .",neutral,dailydialog Oh really ? She gave me mine earlier today .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , she'll probably just give me my invitation later on today .",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , so are you planning on going ?",neutral,dailydialog I think so . It sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun .,neutral,dailydialog "It really does , I can't wait .",neutral,dailydialog What time does the party start ?,neutral,dailydialog It starts at 8 o'clock .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , well , how many people has she given invites to so far ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'm not sure , but I don't think she's given out that many .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , hopefully she'll give me my invite later on today .",neutral,dailydialog "After the financial crisis , many industries are in incredibly cloudy situations . How do you think about our company ?",neutral,dailydialog The outlook in the future is very positive . Because we have been in this field for hundreds of years and we know how to survive this crisis safely .,neutral,dailydialog "As the department I am applying for is expanding , I would like to contribute by effort .",neutral,dailydialog Great . Welcome to our company .,neutral,dailydialog Farmer's Pet Store .,neutral,dailydialog Can you please tell me where you are located ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , we are off Singing Road , close to the bank .",neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , I know where that is .",joy,dailydialog "Hi , Bob , this is John Lin .",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , John .",neutral,dailydialog I'm with Hartford public relations . I'd like to set up an appointment to come by and talk with you about our services .,neutral,dailydialog How about tomorrow at 11 o'clock ?,neutral,dailydialog "Hey , Tom , did you enjoy your lunch ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , don't mention it . It was terrible .",disgust,dailydialog What ' the matter ?,neutral,dailydialog "The food station was as crowded as usual . I waited for 20 minutes for my sandwich , and when I finally got it the chicken was underdone .",disgust,dailydialog I see . You simply can't blame the server for this .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I know . Fast food is so popular in this district .",neutral,dailydialog That's true .,neutral,dailydialog "Anyway , how was your such , Catherine ?",neutral,dailydialog It was good . I brought lunch from home today .,joy,dailydialog You did ? I thought you must feel right at home here as we get as many fast food restaurants as you do in America .,surprise,dailydialog "Well , I personally don't like them because I don't believe that they are healthy .",neutral,dailydialog "I guess you're right . More often than not , people go there only for convenience . The foods may taste good , but generally speaking , they are high in calories , salt and fat .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes . I am wondering that you must believe fast food is our lifestyle , don't you ?",neutral,dailydialog You bet . Almost all top brands such as McDonald's and KFC are from America .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , actually two-thirds of Americans may avoid these places .",neutral,dailydialog Seriously ?,surprise,dailydialog "Yeah , it's hard to believe but true .",neutral,dailydialog Have you seen this news article ? Apparently an organization has made a list to name the new seven wonders of the world and people could vote for them online .,neutral,dailydialog "Wow , that's really interesting . So who won ?",joy,dailydialog "Well , the Great Wall of China , the Taj Mahal in India .",neutral,dailydialog "I've been there ! It really is an amazing work of architecture and art . The entire complex is made of white marble and in the interior of the tomb , the walls are covered with gems and emeralds !",joy,dailydialog "Cool ! Also amongst the winners is Petra , in Jordan , Mach Pitch in Peru and the pyramid in Chichenitza in Mexico .",joy,dailydialog "Wait a minute ! It also says that the Christ Re-deemer statue in Brazil and the Colosseum in Rome are wonders . I would love to go to Italy and see the Colosseum , stand in the middle like a gladiator !",joy,dailydialog "Well , let's see if we can find some cheap airfare and we can go towards the end of the year .",joy,dailydialog Good idea !,joy,dailydialog "Hello , I'd like to reserve a hotel room .",neutral,dailydialog "That should be no problem . May I have your full name , please ?",neutral,dailydialog My name is John Sandals .,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Mr . Sandals . My name is Michelle . What days do you need that reservation , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'm planning to visit New York from Friday , April 14 until Monday , April 17 .",neutral,dailydialog "Our room rates recently went up . Is that okay with you , Mr . Sandals ?",neutral,dailydialog How much per night are we talking about ?,neutral,dailydialog Each night will be $ 308 .,neutral,dailydialog That price is perfectly acceptable .,neutral,dailydialog Wonderful ! Do you prefer a smoking or nonsmoking room ?,neutral,dailydialog "Nonsmoking , please .",neutral,dailydialog "Next question , Is a queen-size bed okay ?",neutral,dailydialog That sounds fine .,neutral,dailydialog "Okay , Mr . Sandals . Your reservation is in our computer . All we need now is a phone number .",neutral,dailydialog Certainly . My phone number is 626-555-1739 .,neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , Mr . Sandals . We look forward to seeing you in New York !",joy,dailydialog "Good evening , Pizza House . This is Marty speaking.May I take your order ?",neutral,dailydialog "Um yes . I'd like a medium pizza with pepperoni , olives , and extra cheese .",neutral,dailydialog We have a two-for-one special on large pizzas.Would you like a large pizza instead ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , that sounds good .",joy,dailydialog Great ! Would you like your second pizza to be the same as the first ?,joy,dailydialog "No , make the second one with ham , pineapple and green peppers . Oh , and make it thin crust .",neutral,dailydialog "Okay , thin crust . Your total is $ 21.50 and yourorder will arrive in thirty minutes or it ’ s free !",neutral,dailydialog Perfect . Thank you . Bye ..,joy,dailydialog wait ! ! I need your address !,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Personal Banking . How may I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Hi there . I'm calling about Personal Internet Banking , what details can you give me ?",neutral,dailydialog "Personal Internet Banking is a self service financial service that is based on the Internet . It can be used by both businesses and individuals . We offer an online payment service , Personal Net Banking , which includes services such as account transfers , personal foreign exchange trading . You can also get account management services , online bill payment , for household bills like gas and electricity ...",neutral,dailydialog That sounds good . At the moment I spend ages queuing at the post office to pay my bills .,neutral,dailydialog I was surprised to see how few people you have on-site . You provide a wide range of goods and services but have a very small workforce .,neutral,dailydialog "It depends on the time of year . At peak times we hire in casual workers to help with packing and dispatch . We also contract out certain services all year round , for example , cleaning . We run a very tight operation !",neutral,dailydialog Do you handle the recruiting yourselves ?,neutral,dailydialog Sometimes we use a local employment agency . It depends on the job .,neutral,dailydialog "Jeff , look at this listing ! It says there is a cozy studio apartment for rent , and it's only $ 700 per month . What do you think ?",neutral,dailydialog Well I think I can afford that apartment . But are pets allowed ?,neutral,dailydialog "Hmm ... let me look . Yes , it says it's a pet-friendly building .",neutral,dailydialog "That's great . That means I can bring my cat , Mr . Twinkles . Where is the apartment located ?",joy,dailydialog It says it's located in the suburbs .,neutral,dailydialog What would you like to have for dinner ? Chicken or beef ?,neutral,dailydialog "Chicken , please .",neutral,dailydialog Good choice !,neutral,dailydialog What kind of drinks do you have ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , we have all kinds of beverages in addition to fruit juices .",neutral,dailydialog "In that case , let me have a glass of orange juice .",neutral,dailydialog Anything else ?,neutral,dailydialog I would like to have some tea as well .,neutral,dailydialog Another flight attendant is coming down the aisle with coffee and tea .,neutral,dailydialog I see .,neutral,dailydialog I'd like to apply for a credit card . Can you help me with my application ?,neutral,dailydialog I'd be glad to .,neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid that I don't have a credit history . I just came to this country .,neutral,dailydialog Do you have an account with this bank ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid not .,neutral,dailydialog In that case I highly recommend you apply for a savings and checking account also . That would help with your credit card application .,neutral,dailydialog What is the interest rate on your card ?,neutral,dailydialog The annual charge rate is 9.5 % .,neutral,dailydialog That's very expensive !,neutral,dailydialog Not really . The credit card is a revolving account . You only pay interest on what you owe .,neutral,dailydialog How does the bank bill its customers for credit card charges ?,neutral,dailydialog You will receive a monthly statement with each expenditure itemized .,neutral,dailydialog Does the card provide any other benefits ?,neutral,dailydialog "You can also get a cash advance up to 1,000 dollars on this card .",neutral,dailydialog "You're really fit , Paul . Do you exercise very much ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I almost always get up very early , and I lift weights for an hour .",neutral,dailydialog You're kidding !,joy,dailydialog No . And then I often go Rollerblading .,neutral,dailydialog Wow ! How often do you exercise like that ?,neutral,dailydialog About five times a week . What about you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I hardly ever exercise . I usually just watch TV in my free time . I guess I'm a real couch potato !",neutral,dailydialog I don't believe we've met .,neutral,dailydialog "No , I don't think we have .",neutral,dailydialog My name is Gao Run .,neutral,dailydialog How do you do ? My name is James Green .,neutral,dailydialog Here's my name card .,neutral,dailydialog And here's mine .,neutral,dailydialog It's nice to finally meet you .,joy,dailydialog "And I'm glad to meet you , too .",joy,dailydialog Marketing Manager ’ s Office . Can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Mr . Smith , please .",neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , he is out .",neutral,dailydialog What time do you expect him back then ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , I am not sure . Can I take a message ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , thanks . I will call back later .",neutral,dailydialog That ’ s fine . Please call again later .,neutral,dailydialog OK . Thank you . Goodbye .,neutral,dailydialog Can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I need some traveler's checks .",neutral,dailydialog How much do you need ?,neutral,dailydialog Three thousand US dollars .,neutral,dailydialog "All right , can I have your passbook ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , here you go .",neutral,dailydialog What amounts do you want the checks in ?,neutral,dailydialog It's all the same to me .,neutral,dailydialog Here you are .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks .,neutral,dailydialog The plumbing in my new apartment is not working .,neutral,dailydialog I need you to tell me what the problem is .,neutral,dailydialog The bathroom sink is stopped up .,neutral,dailydialog "Is the kitchen plumbing messed up also , or just the bathroom plumbing ?",neutral,dailydialog Just the bathroom plumbing seems to have a problem .,neutral,dailydialog "Did this just start happening , or has it been going on for a while ?",neutral,dailydialog Everything worked beautifully until a few hours ago .,neutral,dailydialog Are you going to be home so I can come by and take a look at the problem ?,neutral,dailydialog I am not sure if I will be home later .,neutral,dailydialog "I will be coming by around 10 this morning . If you aren ’ t there , I ’ ll just use my key .",neutral,dailydialog Grand Theft Auto Three is awesome !,joy,dailydialog It's more violent than TV news !,joy,dailydialog What time is it anyway ?,neutral,dailydialog Nine-thirty .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , my God , three hours already ! I have to get the chores done !",joy,dailydialog No time . That's their headlights in the window !,neutral,dailydialog "OK , emergency measures . Let's throw the dishes in the trash ! Two birds with one stone ...",neutral,dailydialog "Little dude , your life is over !",neutral,dailydialog No time to worry . We have to dispose of this evidence .,neutral,dailydialog How old is Keith ?,neutral,dailydialog He's 21 . How old is James ?,neutral,dailydialog "He's a year older than Keith , but he looks younger .",neutral,dailydialog How's your father ?,neutral,dailydialog He's fine . He retired last week . It's a turning point in his life . Now he can relax and enjoy his retirement .,neutral,dailydialog He can spend more time with his grandchildren .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I don't think he wants to . He wants to travel to several different countries around the world .",neutral,dailydialog "So , he wants to have a more active retirement . Good idea !",joy,dailydialog How do you want to spend your old age ?,neutral,dailydialog "In the same way , probably .",neutral,dailydialog Could you do me a favor and proofread my resume before I send it out to the human resources department ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , let me take a look ... Personal Information , Education , Experience , Training ... I think you should add another section for language . You speak three languages , so you might as well put that on your resume .",neutral,dailydialog But languages don't have anything to do with engineering . Shouldn't everything I put on my resume have something to do with my field ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not necessarily . I think people would be impressed by your language abilities . It says something about your level of intellect and experience . Also , I think human resources directors want to see more of a well-rounded person in a resume .",neutral,dailydialog "It's just a piece of paper , you think that they can tell if I am a well-rounded person by looking at it ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , you're right , the resume is limited in how much it can tell someone about a person . That's why job interviews are important to let people know the real you that they can't see from a piece of paper . But resumes can be helpful in explaining things and giving a good impression to a potential employer .",neutral,dailydialog Why not come over to work in my company ?,neutral,dailydialog I need to think it over .,neutral,dailydialog Tell me what you need .,neutral,dailydialog "All right . I'm prepared to , if the pay is reasonable .",neutral,dailydialog We are approaching the top of the mountain .,neutral,dailydialog What a beautiful view we have here .,joy,dailydialog "Yes , you can have a bird's-eye view of the whole city .",neutral,dailydialog Wonderful . Will we have any free time there ?,joy,dailydialog Of course . We will stay there for half an hour and you can do your own business .,neutral,dailydialog what did you do last night ?,neutral,dailydialog I just stayed at home and watched TV .,neutral,dailydialog did you watch the Barcelona versus Madrid game ?,neutral,dailydialog "yes , it was a very evenly matched game .",neutral,dailydialog what were the results of the game ?,neutral,dailydialog it ended in a tie .,neutral,dailydialog what was the actual score ?,neutral,dailydialog it was three all .,neutral,dailydialog really ? I thought Barcelona was going to win . They are a much better team than Madrid .,neutral,dailydialog "if Barcelona had played as they normally do , they should have won .",neutral,dailydialog what happened ?,neutral,dailydialog "their goalkeepers got injured after the first goal , but he kept on playing anyway .",neutral,dailydialog that explains it .,neutral,dailydialog how many more games are left this season ?,neutral,dailydialog that was the last game before the playoffs .,neutral,dailydialog when do the playoffs start ?,neutral,dailydialog in a few weeks . Are you planning on watching them ?,neutral,dailydialog of course ! I really love watching football games on TV .,joy,dailydialog "Me , too ! Do you want to come over and watch the next game at my place ? I'm planning on having a few people over to watch it together .",joy,dailydialog "sure , that would be great .",joy,dailydialog "Ok , it's a date then !",joy,dailydialog how are you ?,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m fine , thanks . Just trying to get adjusted . It ’ s hard to keep track of everything around here .",neutral,dailydialog "That ’ s for sure . You ’ re new , too , huh ?",neutral,dailydialog Yeah . I just got here a couple of days ago . How about you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me . I bought this shirt yesterday , but I would like to refund it .",neutral,dailydialog "Gave me the receipt , please .",neutral,dailydialog Here is my receipt .,neutral,dailydialog What's wrong with it ?,neutral,dailydialog It's too small for me to wear .,neutral,dailydialog Would you like another bigger one ?,neutral,dailydialog No thanks . I want to have a refund .,neutral,dailydialog "OK , here is your money .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , so many kinds of winter hats .",joy,dailydialog "What is your favorite color , miss ?",neutral,dailydialog Red .,neutral,dailydialog Here you are.It ' s very attractive .,joy,dailydialog May I try it on ?,neutral,dailydialog Go ahead .,neutral,dailydialog Is there a mirror around here ?,neutral,dailydialog Right over there .,neutral,dailydialog Does it suit me ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , you look very nice .",neutral,dailydialog How much is it ?,neutral,dailydialog We're having a clearance sale . $ 4 plus tax .,neutral,dailydialog That's quite reasonable .,joy,dailydialog What can I help you with ?,neutral,dailydialog May I ask you something ?,neutral,dailydialog What's your question ?,neutral,dailydialog How many hours behind the wheel do I need ?,neutral,dailydialog What do you need to take it for ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm trying to get my license .,neutral,dailydialog You need six hours .,neutral,dailydialog Can I do all six hours in one day ?,neutral,dailydialog You have to do it in three days .,neutral,dailydialog That's all I have to do ?,neutral,dailydialog That's everything .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , that's a relief .",joy,dailydialog "Excuse me , I have something to trouble you .",neutral,dailydialog Yes ? I'll be very glad if I could be of any help to you .,neutral,dailydialog "An hour ago , I bought this vase with my tourist .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes . I remember it clearly . Is there anything wrong with it ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid so . We found this crack on the bottom when I went back to my hotel .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , how awful ! Let me have a look , I'm terribly sorry . It was most thoughtless of me . Would you excuse me , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , It's quite all right , I suppose . It can't be helped sometimes .",neutral,dailydialog It's very kind of you to say so . How about changing another one for you ?,neutral,dailydialog All right . Thank you .,joy,dailydialog "Just a minute , please . I won't be long . I'm sure this one is perfect . You may examine it carefully .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes , it is . I'll take this one .",neutral,dailydialog I'm very sorry for any inconvenience I've caused you .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , there's no reason to apologize for such a trifle thing .",neutral,dailydialog Here you are . You left the medicine here .,neutral,dailydialog Sorry . I was too worried .,neutral,dailydialog I firmly believe that you love your brother very much .,neutral,dailydialog "Absolutely . By the way , do you sell any traditional Chinese medicine ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , we have some Chinese medicine for common cold .",neutral,dailydialog I heard Chinese medicine has a better lasting effect in cure .,neutral,dailydialog It depends . It's true that you can take some for prevention .,neutral,dailydialog What kind of place shall we rent ?,neutral,dailydialog "It should be close to the university . Neither of us are good at getting up in the mornings and closer it is , the later we can get up .",neutral,dailydialog Absolutely . That's the most important thing to take into consideration . I'm not too worried about the size of the flat .,neutral,dailydialog "Neither am I . So a small place is ok , but we'll get a bigger one if it's not expensive . Do you mind if it's in a noisy area ?",neutral,dailydialog "I don't mind . i'm not a light sleeper , but quieter is better for when we have to study at home .",neutral,dailydialog "Good point . Ok , let's go to the estate agent and see what they can offer us .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , if we're lucky we'll find something in the next few days . I think you had a good idea to start flat hunting early .",neutral,dailydialog How much do you think the rent will be ?,neutral,dailydialog I asked a few people who are already living in places near the university and they said it would cost about one hundred pounds a month .,neutral,dailydialog I have a terrible toothache .,neutral,dailydialog Which tooth is it ?,neutral,dailydialog This one here .,neutral,dailydialog "Ar , Yes . There ’ s a big cavity .",neutral,dailydialog Can you fill it ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m afraid not . The tooth is too far gone . it'll have to be taken out .,neutral,dailydialog Then I might as well have it done now .,neutral,dailydialog "you ’ d better wait , the gums are swollen . Take the medicine I prescribe and come back in three days .",neutral,dailydialog "May I have a look at that vase , please ?",neutral,dailydialog Of course . It's the best one I have here---and it's only 300 yuan .,joy,dailydialog "Oh , it's really nice , but to tell the truth , that's far too expensive .",neutral,dailydialog Really ? Even for such an excellent one ?,surprise,dailydialog Can you tell me the best way to look for an apartment ?,neutral,dailydialog The local newspaper has ads for housing .,neutral,dailydialog Is there any way to find a roommate to share an apartment with ?,neutral,dailydialog Sometimes you can post an advertisement saying that you need a roommate .,neutral,dailydialog What do landlords charge for rent ?,neutral,dailydialog "Would you like an apartment for just yourself , or do you need it for two people ?",neutral,dailydialog "There are two of us , but we only need a one-bedroom apartment .",neutral,dailydialog You should be able to easily find that for twelve hundred dollars a month .,neutral,dailydialog I really would appreciate it if you could come look at apartments with me .,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , I ’ ll go look at apartments with you anytime you want .",joy,dailydialog "Excuse me , would you please do me a favor ?",neutral,dailydialog With pleasure .,neutral,dailydialog I appreciate the building so much . I am wondering if you could take a picture of me against the building .,neutral,dailydialog No problem .,neutral,dailydialog The product's selling points is its advanced technoledge .,neutral,dailydialog "Unfortunately , it's just too expensive for majority of consumer to afford .",neutral,dailydialog Why is the price so high ?,neutral,dailydialog "It's not just that the price is high , it's that the overhead to update an entire computer system to be compatible is costly .",neutral,dailydialog Model of computers aren't compatible ?,neutral,dailydialog Most current computer systems simply can't handle it because this model truly has extraordinary capabilities .,neutral,dailydialog "Maybe after the next generation of technology comes out , the price of this model will become more affordable .",neutral,dailydialog "But by then , the technology will be outdated .",neutral,dailydialog "True , but our focus has never been affordability anyway . Coastwise , we may not be very competitive , but qualitywise , we definitely have an edge .",neutral,dailydialog "That's right , no one else has a product on the market now that is comparable .",neutral,dailydialog "This model has advanced technoledge , superior components , it is compact , and it's a top-quality product .",neutral,dailydialog I guess you get what you pay for .,neutral,dailydialog What kind of permanent would you like to have ?,neutral,dailydialog what kinds do you have ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yeah , It ’ s quite of variety . Regular , cold perm , straight perm , pink curl and form .",neutral,dailydialog "Last time I tried a pink curl perm and form permanent . Set the wave a little loose than as usual , please .",neutral,dailydialog Hello ! How do I get more amenities ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , sir . I'm not sure I understand .",neutral,dailydialog "I'm talking about the free stuff , like soap and shampoo .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I see . So , you're saying that you've already run out of your amenities .",neutral,dailydialog "No , no . I've got plenty left .",neutral,dailydialog Now I'm confused again ! What is the problem ?,neutral,dailydialog What am I going to do about souvenirs ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I get it ! You want souvenirs !",joy,dailydialog "Yes , I've got enough soap for my use , but no extra soap for souvenirs .",neutral,dailydialog "Sir , our souvenir shop carries all those items , and as a guest you get a discount .",neutral,dailydialog Please ! Free souvenirs are the only true souvenirs .,neutral,dailydialog "I understand completely , sir . Housekeeping will bring you souvenirs in just a moment .",neutral,dailydialog Excuse me . Is this where I catch the bus for the zoo ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , you can take the No . 36 bus from here , but then you have to walk about 30 minutes .",neutral,dailydialog That doesn't sound too bad .,neutral,dailydialog "Actually , if you go to the bus stop in the next block , you can take bus 301 which will let you right off in front of the zoo .",neutral,dailydialog Maybe that's what I'll do . Thanks a lot .,joy,dailydialog You're welcome .,joy,dailydialog "I'd like to order breakfast , please .",neutral,dailydialog "What'd you like , madam ?",neutral,dailydialog Two muffins and a cup of coffee.Will it take long ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , just a few minutes .",neutral,dailydialog How are you ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m doing well .,neutral,dailydialog How may I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog Could you cancel a check for me ?,neutral,dailydialog What ’ s the problem ?,neutral,dailydialog I wrote the check out for way too much .,neutral,dailydialog How much ?,neutral,dailydialog I wrote the check out for $ 150 .,neutral,dailydialog What were you supposed to write it out for ?,neutral,dailydialog I was supposed to write the check out for $ 100 .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ ll just cancel it for you right now .,neutral,dailydialog That ’ s great . You ’ re a lifesaver .,joy,dailydialog "Would you like to take a look at the menu , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . Thank you .,joy,dailydialog Would you care for a drink before you order ?,neutral,dailydialog A glass of Qingdao beer .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , sir . I'll bring it over . Have you decided what you'd like , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog Will you make some recommendation ?,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m taking BA fright 123 to London . Can you tell me where the reporting desk is , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , Madam . The reporting desk for the British Airway's flight to London is over there .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you so much . Is this the desk for BA flight 123 to London ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , this is the right desk . Have you any luggage ?",neutral,dailydialog "The suitcase , that ’ s all . Except my handbag . Of course .",neutral,dailydialog Would you please put you suitcase on the scales ? You needn ’ t weigh your handbag .,neutral,dailydialog Is there a receipt ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I ’ ll attach your baggage receipt to your ticket .,neutral,dailydialog What must I do next ?,neutral,dailydialog You must go to immigration to the departure lounge .,neutral,dailydialog It's time for bed .,neutral,dailydialog "But I'm not sleepy , Mum . Can I stay and watch more TV ?",neutral,dailydialog "It's already half past eleven . You have school tomorrow . You'll sleepy all tomorrow , if you don't sleep well tonight .",neutral,dailydialog I know . But I promise I won't be sleepy tomorrow . I work really hard .,neutral,dailydialog Don't you have the exams coming up soon ? I'm sure you could spend more time preparing for those .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I nearly forgot the exams .",neutral,dailydialog "You do well in maths , but your history is not good enough . Am I right ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I guess so . Maybe I can go to sleep now and get up early to review the lessons tomorrow .",neutral,dailydialog An excellent idea . Work now and play later .,joy,dailydialog "I know you're right . School is more important than TV . Can I watch one more show , then go to bed .",neutral,dailydialog "No , now it's bedtime .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , madam ? Can I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes , please . But you are just closing , aren't you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , yes , we are , madam . The shop shuts down in five minutes .",neutral,dailydialog I shall not keep you long then . It was about some saucepans you had in your window last week .,neutral,dailydialog "Last week , madam ? I really can't remember which ones you mean . What were they like ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , they were lovely . Sort of imitation wood , dark brown color , country-style you know , and the lids , if I remember rightly , they had a sort of leaf pattern , or was it flowers ?",joy,dailydialog That's strange . I don't recognize any of the ones we had from that description . Are you sure they were in this shop ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , you must know the ones I mean . They were on sale , a real bargain . Reduced to a quarter of the original price . I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw them .",neutral,dailydialog "I am afraid the sales are over now , madam . And you know we all sold out of the saucepans .",sadness,dailydialog "I don't think you did , you know . My neighbor told me she saw some here only yesterday .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , it's all new stock in the window now .",neutral,dailydialog "May I just have a look , to see if there is anything else ?",neutral,dailydialog "Eh , well , madam , as you know we are closing .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , yes , I am sorry I won't keep you . It must get on your nerves when customers come in right at closing time . But they were such beautiful saucepans . I ’ d have bought them if I had made up my mind on the spot .",neutral,dailydialog "Perhaps madam , if you come back tomorrow , I could show you the whole range of kitchen ware . And there are still one or two things at the sale price .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , look ! That was the one there . That is the sort of thing I was looking for . But it's not quite the color .",joy,dailydialog "That might be the artificial lighting , madam . Of course , if you could come back in daylight , you might find it ’ s exactly what you are looking for .",neutral,dailydialog "There it is . That is the pattern ! The set behind you . Thank goodness , they haven't been sold . And thank you so much for being so patient with me . Yes , those are the ones .",joy,dailydialog I've come to hear about your offer .,neutral,dailydialog "We have the offer ready for you . Let me check . 10 boxes with 50 brooches per box , at 20,000 yuan ; 20 boxes with 50 waistbands per box , at 30,000 yuan ; 15 boxes with other ornaments per box , at 7 , 500 yuan , for shipment in June . The offer is valid for five days .",neutral,dailydialog I can tell you right now that your prices are a little higher than we expected .,neutral,dailydialog You know that the prices of the ornaments have been rising in recent years . The prices we offer this time compare favorably with quotations you can get else where .,neutral,dailydialog I am afraid I can't agree with you there . I must point out your prices are higher than the quotations we've received from other companies .,neutral,dailydialog "But you must take the design and quality into consideration . You know we are superior to others in design and quality . We have various styles , which the other companies cannot catch up with .",neutral,dailydialog I agree that yours are of the top .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , since your order is large enough , can you give me a rough idea ?",neutral,dailydialog "To have this business concluded , I should say a reduction of least 10 % would help .",neutral,dailydialog Impossible . How about 5 % off ?,neutral,dailydialog Right . A reduction of 5 % is acceptable .,neutral,dailydialog So I'm on the fifth floor ? How come this hotel has no fourth floor .,neutral,dailydialog "Four is an unlucky number here , Peter.Four sounds like death in Chinese.Hotels often have no fourth floor .",neutral,dailydialog "I see.Oh , I know what I wanted to ask.How much should I tip this guy ?",neutral,dailydialog "People don't usually tip here , but you can.Fifty dollars should be more enough .",neutral,dailydialog Hello ! This is Ruby speaking from G . O . T . International Travel Agency . What can I do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ d like to make a reservation for my trip from Detroit to Beijing on April 13 on Trans Pacific Airline .,neutral,dailydialog Do you want a single ticket or a round trip ticket ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ d like to have a round trip ticket with a one-year open return .,neutral,dailydialog Economy or Business Class ?,neutral,dailydialog "Economy , please . How much is it ?",neutral,dailydialog It will be $ 850 .,neutral,dailydialog Very good . Could I get an electronic ticket ? I ’ m always afraid of losing my tickets .,neutral,dailydialog No problem . How do you wish to pay for it ?,neutral,dailydialog Bank of American card . The number is 6786 9182 12300 8657 .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you ! Would you like an aisle seat or a window seat ?,neutral,dailydialog "An aisle seat , please . I ’ m tall and need to get up and walk pretty often .",neutral,dailydialog No problem . Your ticket is for Trans Pacific Flight 87 from Detroit to Beijing at 3 forty p . m . on April 13 . You will arrive at Beijing International Airport at six 35 p . m . on April 14 . Your electronic,neutral,dailydialog What time should I arrive at Detroit Airport ?,neutral,dailydialog Please be at the airport two hours before your departure to check in . You also need to reconfirm your reservation with the airline at least 7 days prior to your departure .,neutral,dailydialog What happens if I can ’ t leave on April 13 ? Can I cancel my ticket or change the reservation to another date ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , you can , but you will have to pay a penalty of $ 75 for any change or cancellation .",neutral,dailydialog That ’ s OK . What are the weight restrictions for checked baggage ?,neutral,dailydialog "On Trans Pacific international flights , each ticketed passenger is permitted a maximum of two checked bags with a maximum weight per checked bag of 70 pounds .",neutral,dailydialog That ’ s great ! I can have two bags checked for 70 pounds each . I think I ’ m all set . You ’ re really efficient . Thank you very much for your help .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you for the compliment and for calling G . O . T . Travel Agency . Have a nice trip !,neutral,dailydialog I do want to meet with you and take a look at your catalogue . We ’ re redecorating and are going to add some things .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I ’ ll be glad to help you out . I can come out anytime on Tuesday or Thursday of next week .",neutral,dailydialog Let ’ s put it down for 1:15 on Thursday . We ’ ll definitely need some new filing cabinets and at least one desk unit .,neutral,dailydialog Fine . I ’ ll bring both our office furniture and equipment catalogues on Thursday .,neutral,dailydialog That looks graceful on you .,joy,dailydialog Thank you.But it is too bright for me .,joy,dailydialog How about this brown one ?,neutral,dailydialog Let me try it on . I like that color .,neutral,dailydialog "Ok , i will get one for your.Here you are .",neutral,dailydialog But it is too loose.Do you have the smaller size ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , it had been sold out .",sadness,dailydialog What a pity !,sadness,dailydialog I ’ d like to apply for a personal loan .,neutral,dailydialog How much would you like to borrow ?,neutral,dailydialog A thousand dollars .,neutral,dailydialog Let me check with a credit manager . A record show your credit reading is quite high . I don't think you have any problems .,neutral,dailydialog What ’ s the current interest rate ?,neutral,dailydialog Our monthly interest is 1.5 % of the outstanding balance . Would you please fill out the application the form ?,neutral,dailydialog And there's a little upside-down Dilbert on the underside .,neutral,dailydialog "When you flip the tie up , he's right side up . Brilliant .",neutral,dailydialog My dad will love this . He's a Dilbert fan .,joy,dailydialog I wouldn't mind having one myself ...,neutral,dailydialog Model it for me .,neutral,dailydialog OK !,joy,dailydialog Wow ! You look just as dorky as Dilbert !,joy,dailydialog "Welcome . What can I do for you , Madam ?",neutral,dailydialog "I hope you can give me some advice . I'm sick and tired of coming here or to the post office to pay my utility bills . It's such a long way from my home , but I checked and you are my nearest branch . Is there anyway I can do it from home ?",neutral,dailydialog "That's terrible . Unfortunately , we don't have that many branches outside the centre of town . What I'd advise you to do is set up a Direct Debit Service .",neutral,dailydialog A Direct Debit Service ? What's that exactly ?,neutral,dailydialog "A Direct Debit means that every month we can arrange for all of your utility bills to come directly out of your account , no fuss , no hassle .",neutral,dailydialog "But how will you know how much I should pay ? I mean , I receive my bills , not you .",neutral,dailydialog "We set up an agreement with the , say , phone company . They tell us how much to pay them every month and we pay directly from your account . Of course , we are able to do this with all of the utilities companies .",neutral,dailydialog "I see . So , that would mean that every month it would just come from my account ? That does sound like a good idea , totally trouble free .",neutral,dailydialog Hello .,neutral,dailydialog Hi . It ’ s Tony calling from the dentist ’ s office . Is Lily there ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , Lily is not here at the moment .",neutral,dailydialog Could you ask her to call me back when she gets in ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure . What ’ s your number , please .",neutral,dailydialog 519 367 8901 .,neutral,dailydialog "Thanks . And your name is Tony , right ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . I ’ m Tony . Thank you very much .,joy,dailydialog You ’ re welcome . Bye .,joy,dailydialog Bye .,neutral,dailydialog So what do you think of my new dress ?,neutral,dailydialog "I think it's great ! I really like the color , and it goes really well with your eyes . I've actually been eyeing that dress at Maxine's for a while now , but I wasn't sure I could afford ninety-five dollars for a dress at the moment .",joy,dailydialog "Um , ninety-five dollars ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that's the price they were advertising it at . I was hoping it might go on sale soon . Why , how much did you pay for it ?",neutral,dailydialog I bought it for one hundred and forty-five dollars at Helen's Boutique . I didn't know I could get it cheaper somewhere else .,neutral,dailydialog "Of course ! Everything at Helen's is overpriced , and they sell things that you can find at almost every other clothing store ! Why didn't you shop around ?",neutral,dailydialog "I don't know , I just saw the dress and thought about how pretty it looks and how much I wanted it . I guess I was too impulsive .",neutral,dailydialog Who gave my dog this cooked chicken bone ?,neutral,dailydialog I did . Why ?,neutral,dailydialog Didn't you know dogs shouldn't eat cooked chicken bones because they're bad for their stomachs ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I didn't . I'm sorry . It won't happen again .",sadness,dailydialog Is it Fred's fault ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I don't suppose he's to blame.The man in the other car made a mistake .",neutral,dailydialog But he's equally responsible because he tried to overtake you .,neutral,dailydialog "In foreign trade , exporters have to adjust their product in a timely manner .",neutral,dailydialog How to adjust ?,neutral,dailydialog "Exporters must ensure that their product satisfies customers ' needs , wants and likes .",neutral,dailydialog "Ah , some products are successful at home , but not be popular overseas .",neutral,dailydialog "That's because the fashion , taste and social customs and so on vary considerably .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , sometimes the differences are great .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , we should be in accordance with national conditions and adjust the product .",neutral,dailydialog We have to ensure that the product should be attractive to guarantee sales .,neutral,dailydialog I hate doing the damn laundry .,anger,dailydialog Watch your language .,neutral,dailydialog I want to buy three tickets . What's the entrance fee ?,neutral,dailydialog $ 10 per person .,neutral,dailydialog "Here are $ 30 . By the way , where can I find a guide ?",neutral,dailydialog Turn to the next window and they will help you find one .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks a lot .,joy,dailydialog Shall we share a taxi ?,neutral,dailydialog Where are you heading now ?,neutral,dailydialog I want to go back to my college on the Huanghe road.It is very close to your house .,neutral,dailydialog Is that the university next to the Teachers ' College ?,neutral,dailydialog That's the one .,neutral,dailydialog You mean we'll share the taxi ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah.If we share the cab , it'll be cheaper.Besides that your Chinese is better than mine.The drivers usually have difficulty understanding me even though I practice my pronunciation carefully .",neutral,dailydialog "Well.Don ' t worry about it , I will be happy to share the taxi with you .",joy,dailydialog Good morning.Are you Mr.Liu ?,neutral,dailydialog My name is Liu Lichi . How do you do ?,neutral,dailydialog "How do you do ? Please be seated , How is your trip here ?",neutral,dailydialog "Quite good , I think . I came here by bus , and it took me about 15 minutes .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes.How old are you ?",neutral,dailydialog Twenty .,neutral,dailydialog "Hum , still a student ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I'm student of grade 3 in the university majoring in economics .",neutral,dailydialog What subjects are you studying ?,neutral,dailydialog "English , math , commercial and legal studies , and accountancy .",neutral,dailydialog Have you had any working experience .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I worked at a supermarket during last summer holidays .",neutral,dailydialog What do you like to do in your spare time ?,neutral,dailydialog "I like sports very much.Besides that , I also like working on a computer in my spare time .",neutral,dailydialog How are your English and computer skills ?,neutral,dailydialog I have passed the CET - 4 and 6.As far as computer is concerned I can use the computer for word processing .,neutral,dailydialog "Okay . Mr.Liu , we'll inform you of the results within a week .",neutral,dailydialog That dress is very pretty . Why don ’ t you like it ?,joy,dailydialog It ’ s too loud .,neutral,dailydialog We ’ Ve been looking around for many hours.What on earth are you looking for ?,anger,dailydialog "Well , you know , those styles or colors don ’ t suit me .",neutral,dailydialog What style do you want ?,neutral,dailydialog "I want to buy a V-neck checked sweater , and it should be tight .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I see.How about the color ?",neutral,dailydialog Quiet color .,neutral,dailydialog I know a shop selling this kind of sweaters .,neutral,dailydialog Really ? Let ’ s go there .,surprise,dailydialog "Hey Julie , you want to go grab something to eat ?",neutral,dailydialog Sure ! What do you feel like having ?,joy,dailydialog I really feel like having a big juicy steak !,joy,dailydialog "Oh . OK . I don't eat meat , but that's fine , I am sure wherever we are going they will have other options right ?",neutral,dailydialog I didn't know you were a vegetarian !,surprise,dailydialog "I'm not , I am a vegan .",neutral,dailydialog A what ?,neutral,dailydialog "A vegan . I don't eat or use any animal based products . I don't wear leather , eat eggs , drink milk or anything that comes from an animal . I used to be a pescatarian before , which basically means you don't eat meat , but still have fish and seafood .",neutral,dailydialog Wow ! That's interesting ! It must be tough !,joy,dailydialog "It's a bit difficult to find vegetarian friendly restaurants sometimes , but since more and more people are vegetarians or vegans nowadays , it's getting a bit less difficult .",neutral,dailydialog How do you feel about that restaurant ?,neutral,dailydialog It wasn't all that great .,neutral,dailydialog What did you dislike the most ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't think that they had their act together . They didn't seem well prepared .,neutral,dailydialog Did you think that the food was any good ?,neutral,dailydialog I wasn't all that impressed by the food .,neutral,dailydialog The service certainly could have been better .,neutral,dailydialog The service did not help the situation .,neutral,dailydialog Is this a restaurant that you want to come back to ?,neutral,dailydialog I am not interested in trying this restaurant again .,disgust,dailydialog Let me see your passport . Is London your final destination ?,neutral,dailydialog No . I am a transit passenger going to Sweden .,neutral,dailydialog How long are you going to stay here ?,neutral,dailydialog Only one night .,neutral,dailydialog Do you have any dutiable items ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I don't .",neutral,dailydialog What are these ?,neutral,dailydialog They are my personal effects .,neutral,dailydialog "I heard that you finished my home inspection , and I was wondering how it went .",neutral,dailydialog "First of all , we need to understand what I was looking for . Do you know what the purpose of an inspection is ?",neutral,dailydialog I am not sure what a home inspection is all about .,neutral,dailydialog "I went there to check for problems with the home , so you aren ’ t surprised when you move in .",neutral,dailydialog Wouldn ’ t the owners have told me about any problems ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sellers aren ’ t always truthful , and there might also be problems that they aren ’ t aware of .",neutral,dailydialog Can I require the owners to fix the problems ?,neutral,dailydialog You can make the sale of the house contingent on them fixing the problems .,neutral,dailydialog What did you find out when you did the inspection of my new home ?,neutral,dailydialog There were no major problems . One leaky pipe under the sink and two broken roof tiles was all that I found .,neutral,dailydialog How you celebrate your Valentine ’ s Day with your wife ?,neutral,dailydialog I will take a rain check .,neutral,dailydialog Yesterday I had a quarrel with my roommate . I'm really fed up with all this .,anger,dailydialog Tell me what seems to be the problem .,neutral,dailydialog "My roommate always brings a lot of friends from off-campus . They stay in the room until midnight , singing and talking , drinking and playing cards while I have no place for study . I even don't have the quietness to sleep .",anger,dailydialog Did you ever talk to him about it ?,neutral,dailydialog What can I do for you today ?,neutral,dailydialog I have a question .,neutral,dailydialog What do you need to know ?,neutral,dailydialog I need to take the driver's course . How many hours do I need ?,neutral,dailydialog It depends on what you're trying to do with the completion of the course .,neutral,dailydialog I need to get my license .,neutral,dailydialog You're going to need to complete six hours .,neutral,dailydialog How many hours a day can I do ?,neutral,dailydialog You can do two hours a day for three days .,neutral,dailydialog That's all I need to do to finish ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that's all you need to do .",neutral,dailydialog Thanks . I'll get back to you .,joy,dailydialog Would you like your bags to be taken to your room ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , please .",neutral,dailydialog OK . I'll get the bellman to taka them up . Which bags are yours ?,neutral,dailydialog "My luggage is in the corner over there . They are the leather suitcase , the canvass holdall and the blue backpack .",neutral,dailydialog OK .,neutral,dailydialog "Please be careful with the suitcase , it's very heavy .",neutral,dailydialog "I'll let the bellboy know . Don't worry , he's very strong .",neutral,dailydialog "And the holdall has some fragile items inside , so please be careful with that too .",neutral,dailydialog Of course .,neutral,dailydialog How far do we have to go ?,neutral,dailydialog About 50 miles .,neutral,dailydialog "The traffic is not very heavy on this high way , is it ? So I ’ m sure we ’ ll make it .",neutral,dailydialog "No , but we ’ Ve got a hurry . It will be the rush hour soon .",neutral,dailydialog Don ’ t worry . There ’ s plenty of time yet .,neutral,dailydialog "But it ’ s Friday today . This road is always jam packed during the weekend , isn ’ t it ?",neutral,dailydialog Right .,neutral,dailydialog Hello ! I'm sorry to bother you . This is a complimentary fruit tray . Your food will be ready soon .,neutral,dailydialog Wow ! It's a fruit sculpture ! Your chef is a real artist !,joy,dailydialog "Actually , uh , I made it myself ...",neutral,dailydialog You did ? Wow ! Where did you learn ...,surprise,dailydialog "Sorry , but I've gotta run . Enjoy your food , and ring the service button if you need anything else !",joy,dailydialog How can we develop a new brand image with no direction whatsoever ?,neutral,dailydialog "With the fifty forwards he sent out today , maybe we'll inadvertently get inspired .",neutral,dailydialog I guess this is a good excuse to surf the Net on someone else's dime .,neutral,dailydialog Who'd have thought Bean would be this kind of e-mail fanatic ?,neutral,dailydialog He must have just got online for the first time last week . He still thinks it's some kind of new toy .,neutral,dailydialog "Okay , so we're agreed on 900 .",neutral,dailydialog I'm happy with that price .,neutral,dailydialog Let's shake on it .,neutral,dailydialog "Okay , let's shake on it .",neutral,dailydialog May I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Give me a Big Mac , a small order of French fries and a medium Coke .",neutral,dailydialog You'll need to wait a few minutes for the fries . They are still in the fryer .,neutral,dailydialog That's fine .,neutral,dailydialog Your total comes to $ 7 .,neutral,dailydialog Here's a twenty . Could you give me some more napkins ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . Your cash back is $ 13 . And we'll bring out your fries in two minutes .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks .,joy,dailydialog "Let me tell you some more . The interest is settled on the 20th of the last month in each quarter , It's paid quarterly . Of course it also needs to be settled if you cancel the account .",neutral,dailydialog "Miao Ping , in your opinion , should we go for the Type A or Type B Account ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , the Type B Account is very restricted . If your aim is to use the account the same way as your use your Settlement Account , I would recommend the Type A Account for you .",neutral,dailydialog Thanks for your time . I'll go and discuss everything with my partner and I'll be back later .,neutral,dailydialog "Sarah , you don't look so good . What's the matter ?",neutral,dailydialog I've got a really bad headache and my stomach hurts .,neutral,dailydialog It sounds like you're coming down with something .,neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , could you give me change for a dollar ?",neutral,dailydialog I'll see what I have . What do you need it for ?,neutral,dailydialog I want to get cigarettes .,neutral,dailydialog "You can use quarters , dimes and nickels .",neutral,dailydialog Hi . I ’ m here to catch flight 513 to New York .,neutral,dailydialog May I see your ticket please ?,neutral,dailydialog Here you are . Do you need to see my passport ?,neutral,dailydialog Any form of picture I . D . will do .,neutral,dailydialog Mmmm ... a photo I . D . I have my New Jersey driver ’ s license . Is that ok ?,neutral,dailydialog That will do . What an interesting picture ! How old is it ?,joy,dailydialog "Actually it wad taken just last year , but I had a shaved head and a beard . Can you still recognize me ?",neutral,dailydialog Barely . Will you be checking any luggage today ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , One suitcase . I also have a carry-on bag .",neutral,dailydialog "Ok . Mr . Lee , you ’ re all set . Your flight leaves from gate 10 . Boarding begins at 10:30",neutral,dailydialog Which university did you graduate from ?,neutral,dailydialog I graduated from Peking University .,neutral,dailydialog What was your major at university ?,neutral,dailydialog "I studied economics , I am especially interested in the economic development of China .",neutral,dailydialog What course did you like best ?,neutral,dailydialog "I like Business Management , and i think it's very useful for the present work .",neutral,dailydialog What do you think is the relationship between the subjects you've taken and the job you are seeking ?,neutral,dailydialog "I've taken courses on office administration , reports and correspondence writing . I think all these are closely related to the job of assistant manager , because it requires the ability to perform general office work and to assist the manager in handling all paperwork .",neutral,dailydialog Marco has fallen off a ladder . I think he's hurt his back . What shall we do ?,neutral,dailydialog We'd better not move him . I'll get the first-aider .,neutral,dailydialog Have you ever shopped online ?,neutral,dailydialog "Quite often . It is very convenient , saving me a lot of time .",joy,dailydialog Do you have some experiences to share with me ? I want to have a try .,neutral,dailydialog "You are asking the right person . Here are two very important tips . First , you need to visit no more than one site to find the best products and prices . I can recommend you some online merchants . Second , write your mail address correctly . Otherwise , you can ’ t receive your delivery in time .",neutral,dailydialog What about the registration procedure ? Is that complicated ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not at all . You just need to provide your name , address , e-mail address , phone number and bank or credit card information . I will help you with that .",neutral,dailydialog It is so nice of you .,joy,dailydialog "Hey , you look great ! how's everything ?",joy,dailydialog "Yeah , you know what ? I've been going to the club regularly . The training really pays off . Now I am in a good shape and I know more about how to keep fit .",neutral,dailydialog Really ? tell me about it . I haven't gone to the club for a long time . I am too busy with work .,neutral,dailydialog It's important to do proper exercises .,neutral,dailydialog You're right . Too much or too little won't do any good .,neutral,dailydialog "The trainer tells me , besides regular sports activities , I should also have a healthy and balanced diet .",neutral,dailydialog Sounds reasonable .,neutral,dailydialog We should eat more vegetables instead of junk food to stay energetic .,neutral,dailydialog And fruits !,neutral,dailydialog Surely it is . Getting enough sleep is also crucial for fitness .,neutral,dailydialog I've heard that . Does your trainer tell you anything about keeping fit ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , he advises me to stay in a good mood . That can also help one to keep sound physical health .",neutral,dailydialog "I think if you follow your trainer's advice , you'll be on the right track .",neutral,dailydialog You bet it !,joy,dailydialog What's your main range ?,neutral,dailydialog "Generally speaking , we provide bikes for both gentlemen and ladies , size 19 , 21 , 23 , 25 and 27 inches . We can vary the colors according to the buyer's requirements . Here are the catalogues and the pattern books . They will give you a rough idea about our products .",neutral,dailydialog I am interested in your flying pigeon bicycles . I think some of these items will find a ready market in Canada . But what our customers appreciate most is a reliable product .,neutral,dailydialog "To be reliable is the strong point of our products . As a matter of fact , it's always our practice to supply high quality goods at reasonable prices . Flying pigeon is the best of its kind at the price .",neutral,dailydialog "Then I'd like to know your availability of the products and the terms of sales , such as mode of payment , delivery , discounts , etc .",neutral,dailydialog I have learnt how to ride a bicycle . I plan to go to the Water Park by bike this weekend .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , you know , the traffic in Beijing is sometimes dangerous . Therefore , I have to remind you of something . First , you should obey the traffic rules , don't break in the red light . Second , don't play a joke with your friends when riding on the bike . Third , do not hurry up when riding , or would make an accident . Finally , remember come on the left and go on the right !",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , my dear sister , I am no longer a baby !",anger,dailydialog "You have a lovely house , Jack .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you . But a number of things have been going wrong lately .,sadness,dailydialog That's too bad . What problems are you having .,sadness,dailydialog "Oh , the whole house needs re-painting for starters . The carpet in the living room is worn out , and I'd like to put in new wall-to-wall carpeting . Last week , I had to call the plumber to fix the toilet . Anyway , all par for the course when you own a house , I guess . I think I am going to hire an interior decorator to look the place over .",neutral,dailydialog I've studied home decoration as a hobby . Could I make some suggestions ?,neutral,dailydialog Go right ahead .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I think a crystal chandelier would look great in your living room , and maybe some new drapes for the windows . Also , a grandfather clock would look great in the den . Perhaps you could buy some potted plants for the dining room",neutral,dailydialog "Wow , you really do have a talent for this , Alice . Thanks for the suggestions .",joy,dailydialog "You are welcome , Jack . Glad to be of help .",joy,dailydialog "Hello , Mrs.White ! I'm Anne .",neutral,dailydialog "Nice to see you with us , Anne.Please make yourself at home .",joy,dailydialog Thank you.You ' re so considerate .,joy,dailydialog Do you have sport shirts for ladies ?,neutral,dailydialog There are different types . Which one do you like best ?,neutral,dailydialog I think the red one fits me well . Can I try it on ?,neutral,dailydialog "Surely , of course .",joy,dailydialog Where is the fitting room ?,neutral,dailydialog "It's there , near the mirror .",neutral,dailydialog I'm a little nervous .,fear,dailydialog "Don't worry . You'll be fine . First of all , put on your seat belt . Adjust the mirrors .",neutral,dailydialog "You don't think I'll need the seat belt , do you ?",neutral,dailydialog Of course not . But it's a good habit to put it on every time you drive .,neutral,dailydialog "Just in case , right ?",neutral,dailydialog Right . Hold the steering wheel with your hands at ten o'clock and two o'clock .,neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , Sir . Where are you going ?",neutral,dailydialog I ’ m going to England by flight BE987 .,neutral,dailydialog When is your flight ?,neutral,dailydialog 10:00 AM . When am I supposed to check in ?,neutral,dailydialog we are checking in . May I have your ticket and your health certificate and your luggage please .,neutral,dailydialog Here you are .,neutral,dailydialog "Are you keeping the small bag as carry-on luggage , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes .,neutral,dailydialog You must weigh that as well .,neutral,dailydialog all right .,neutral,dailydialog "Your luggage is two pounds over . I ’ m afraid They'll be in excess luggage charge , Sir .",neutral,dailydialog How much must I pay ?,neutral,dailydialog It ’ s ten yuan .,neutral,dailydialog Here you are .,neutral,dailydialog This is your luggage check Which You must show when you disembark at your destination and here is your boarding pass and your ticket .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks .,neutral,dailydialog "Now , please wait until your flight is called . There's about twenty-five minutes to go .",neutral,dailydialog I ’ m a little nervous . I ’ Ve never flown before .,fear,dailydialog "There ’ s nothing at all to worry about . Once you are in the air , it ’ s just like sitting at your sitting room . It ’ s going to be a very pleasant flight .",neutral,dailydialog "Good evening , ma'am . Table for one ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , please .",neutral,dailydialog Will this table be all right ?,neutral,dailydialog "Actually , I'd like a booth by the window if that's possible .",neutral,dailydialog Certainly . How about this one ?,neutral,dailydialog "This will be fine , thanks .",joy,dailydialog ( Handing her a menu ) Your waiter will be here in a minute to take your order .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog I have puzzled my brain about how to teach the children .,neutral,dailydialog What is your problem ?,neutral,dailydialog My children can never be obedient even if I criticized them severely .,neutral,dailydialog You need not always do that . Why don ’ t you pat them on the back occasionally ?,neutral,dailydialog Can I have the window seat over there ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , sir . That table has been booked .",sadness,dailydialog "Well , in that case , this table is the only choice .",neutral,dailydialog Actually you can have a window seat if you don't mind a ten-minute wait .,neutral,dailydialog There is no need . Thanks .,joy,dailydialog I'm hungry .,neutral,dailydialog So am I .,neutral,dailydialog Where should we go eat today ?,neutral,dailydialog How about we go eat in the cafeteria ?,neutral,dailydialog I never bought food from the cafeteria .,neutral,dailydialog You haven't ? They have a lot of good stuff .,surprise,dailydialog What do they have ?,neutral,dailydialog They sell everything .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I want Chinese food .",neutral,dailydialog I've gotten chow mein from there before .,neutral,dailydialog I guess we can eat there then .,neutral,dailydialog "Trust me , the food isn't half bad .",neutral,dailydialog "Hi , who has the remote control ?",neutral,dailydialog "I do . Why , do you want me to change the channel ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , please . I can't stand watching the channel any more .",anger,dailydialog I think they have pretty good programmes . But I'll change it if you really want .,neutral,dailydialog "Put it on Channel 5 , OK ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I hate Channel 5 . I'd rather just listen to the radio .",neutral,dailydialog Don't make such a fuss . I'm sure you will like today's programme .,neutral,dailydialog What's on today ?,neutral,dailydialog A basketball match between Chinese team and American team .,neutral,dailydialog Really ? I'm interested in it .,neutral,dailydialog It might begin now .,neutral,dailydialog I am calling to find out why I didn ’ t receive an unemployment check this week .,neutral,dailydialog Did you send in your Continued Claim Form for the last period ?,neutral,dailydialog I think I forgot to send it in !,surprise,dailydialog You need to be very careful to send that form in every two weeks if you want to get paid .,neutral,dailydialog Can I send it in now ?,neutral,dailydialog "You should look at your claim form and see if it has been more than fourteen days since it was due . If it hasn ’ t been , we will still accept it .",neutral,dailydialog Can I mail it in early next time so it isn ’ t late ?,neutral,dailydialog "Actually , you cannot mail it in early , as it needs to reflect all of the information up to the due date .",neutral,dailydialog Will my paycheck come right away now ?,neutral,dailydialog Your check will arrive a little late .,neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , are you Mrs . Green from England ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I am .",neutral,dailydialog "I'm pleased to meet you , Mrs . Green . My name is Myra . I work in Beijing Institute of Technology . I came here to meet you .",neutral,dailydialog How do you do ?,neutral,dailydialog How do you do ?,neutral,dailydialog It's kind of you to meet me at the airport .,joy,dailydialog Welcome to Beijing . Is this your first time in China ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I have visited China several times , but it's my first visit to Beijing and I think it's a great honor to be invited to your beautiful city .",joy,dailydialog It's our pleasure to have you here . I hope you will have a pleasant stay here .,joy,dailydialog Thank you . I'm sure I will have a wonderful time here .,joy,dailydialog "Hi , there . Look at these . I have collected some ads here . There is a special promotion for Mother's Day this weekend .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes . Mother's Day is coming . Do you plan to buy anything ?",neutral,dailydialog "Of course . I want to buy some night cream for my mom , and some masques for myself .",neutral,dailydialog "Hmm . In Carrefour , Clinique will be promoting their visible skin renewed cream .",neutral,dailydialog How much is it ?,neutral,dailydialog "180 yuan , and you can get a free 8 piece gift package .",neutral,dailydialog What's included in the gift package ?,neutral,dailydialog "Some black mascara , moisturizing orion , eye cream crystal lipstick , a two color eye shadow pack , styling hairspray , and a cosmetics bag .",neutral,dailydialog Sounds not bad .,joy,dailydialog "Hello , Oriental Hotel .",neutral,dailydialog "I'd like to speak to Michael Baker , please .",neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , Mr . Baker is not in . May I take a message ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes.Tell him Mr.Cook called and ask him to return my call soon as he gets back .,neutral,dailydialog "All right , Mr . Cook . I'll have Mr . Baker call you back as soon as he gets here .",neutral,dailydialog "How do you spend your day , Helen ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , on weekdays I get up around ten . Then I read the paper for an hour and have lunch at about noon .",neutral,dailydialog Really ? What time do you go to work ?,neutral,dailydialog I start work at three .,neutral,dailydialog And when do you get home at night ?,neutral,dailydialog "I get home pretty late , around midnight .",neutral,dailydialog "So what do you do , exactly ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm a TV announcer . Don't you recognize me ? I do the weather report on KNT !,surprise,dailydialog "Gee , I'm sorry . I don't watch TV .",neutral,dailydialog "They don't really think you took it , do they ?",neutral,dailydialog I don't know . I just know I've never been asked so many questions in my life .,disgust,dailydialog How many of them were there ?,neutral,dailydialog Three-but there was one of them who kept asking really stupid questions .,disgust,dailydialog Like what ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , he wanted to know what time I got up this morning and if I bad a bath or a shower you know , things like that .",disgust,dailydialog What on earth has that got to do with some money disappearing ?,neutral,dailydialog "I've no idea . Oh yes , and the most ridiculous thing . He asked me what I had for breakfast this morning .",disgust,dailydialog "Oh well , that's it . They obviously think you're a desperate criminal and you have to steal to eat . I should think you'll get thirty years .",neutral,dailydialog Hmm . Thank you very much .,neutral,dailydialog What a mess !,disgust,dailydialog Sorry . I'll clean it up .,neutral,dailydialog What can I do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog I'd like to buy some milk powder . What would you recommend ?,neutral,dailydialog We have many kinds of different purpose . I wonder whom you are buying for ?,neutral,dailydialog My son . He is two years old .,neutral,dailydialog "I see , sir . This one is very good .",neutral,dailydialog Is it ?,neutral,dailydialog You may rest assured . It sells well .,neutral,dailydialog May I have a look at the introduction ?,neutral,dailydialog Certainly . Here it is .,joy,dailydialog "Hello , Madam . What can we do for you today ?",neutral,dailydialog Hi . I've been sent over from Turner Interiors . They said I need to collect some sort of L / C ? Do you have it ?,neutral,dailydialog "I certainly do . Here it is , an Export L / C from Tokyo .",neutral,dailydialog It should be from Sayuri Beds . Is that right ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it is . Sayuri Beds , Tokyo , Japan .",neutral,dailydialog That's what I want ! Do you need me to sign anything ? Or fill in some forms ?,joy,dailydialog "Just sign right here , please . That's everything you need to do .",neutral,dailydialog "Perfect . Thank you , goodbye !",joy,dailydialog Excuse me . can you tell me where Main Street is ?,neutral,dailydialog Turn left at the second light and then go straight for two blocks .,neutral,dailydialog Is it far ?,neutral,dailydialog No . it ’ s only five minutes walk . you can ’ t miss it .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks a lot,joy,dailydialog You are welcome,joy,dailydialog "Hello , sir , what can I do for you today ?",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , I need a new suit . I have an important interview next week , so I really need to look sharp .",neutral,dailydialog "No problem ! We have a broad selection of suits , all tailored made so that it will fit perfectly .",joy,dailydialog "Great ! I want a three piece suit , preferably made from Italian cashmere or wool .",joy,dailydialog Very well sir . Would you like to have some shirts made also ?,joy,dailydialog Sure . I ’ ll also take some silver cuff link and a pair of silk ties .,joy,dailydialog "Very good . Now , if you will accompany me , we can take your measurements and choose the patterns for your suit and shirts .",joy,dailydialog "Excuse me , what's the time difference between Tokyo and London ?",neutral,dailydialog 8 hours . Tokyo is 8 hours earlier than London .,neutral,dailydialog It's one day more or one day less from Tokyo to London ?,neutral,dailydialog One day more .,neutral,dailydialog It means that we will arrive on the same day .,neutral,dailydialog Yes .,neutral,dailydialog Shall we visit the Summer Palace tomorrow ?,neutral,dailydialog Good . I don't want to leave Beijing without visiting it .,neutral,dailydialog How far is it from our hotel ?,neutral,dailydialog It's about 5 kilometers .,neutral,dailydialog "If we start early , do we have some time for Yuanmingyuan ?",neutral,dailydialog I think so . We can go there in the afternoon if you like .,neutral,dailydialog "I need a taxi , please .",neutral,dailydialog We have various transportation services . Would you prefer a private vehicle ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , thanks . A taxi is just fine .",neutral,dailydialog May I suggest a limo ? It's nice to pamper yourself .,neutral,dailydialog "I don't want anything except a taxi , thank you .",neutral,dailydialog I understand . And where will you be going ?,neutral,dailydialog Rockefeller Center .,neutral,dailydialog And what time would you like to be picked up ?,neutral,dailydialog The sooner the better .,neutral,dailydialog "A taxi will be here shortly , sir .",neutral,dailydialog "Great ! And remember , a taxi , not a limo .",neutral,dailydialog "A taxi it is , sir .",neutral,dailydialog "It's your turn now , Helen .",neutral,dailydialog OK . I'm coming .,neutral,dailydialog This is your song . I picked it for you .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you . You are so considerate .,neutral,dailydialog Push the red button on the mike to turn it on .,neutral,dailydialog OK . This key is too high for me .,neutral,dailydialog I think it's a piece of cake for you .,neutral,dailydialog OK . Let me have a try ...,neutral,dailydialog Well done ! I hope I can sing as well as you one day .,joy,dailydialog Thank you . I'm sure you will .,joy,dailydialog I hope so . Thank you for saying so .,joy,dailydialog "Excuse me , could you help me pick out a lotion ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sure , what is the problem ?",neutral,dailydialog "I got poison oak while hiking , and I need something to help me with the itching .",neutral,dailydialog I can suggest a product called Techne that comes in a lotion or cream .,neutral,dailydialog Which do you prefer ?,neutral,dailydialog Hikers tell me that the cream is best because it stays on longer .,neutral,dailydialog Is there anything else I can do to help with the itching ?,neutral,dailydialog You can take an antihistamine .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you so much for all of the information .,neutral,dailydialog You are welcome . Please feel free to ask me a question any time you need help .,neutral,dailydialog Abby Park Hotel . Can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I would like to book a room for my wife and myself .",neutral,dailydialog Certainly sir . Could I have your arrival and departure dates ?,neutral,dailydialog We will be arriving on Tuesday next week and staying for two days .,neutral,dailydialog We have a double room for you with a nice view of the park . Would that be OK ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that would be great . How much is the room ?",neutral,dailydialog "It is ninety-five pounds per night . It is a double room with a bathroom . There is a fridge , coffee maker and a television in the room .",neutral,dailydialog Does the bathroom have a bath or a shower ?,neutral,dailydialog All our bathrooms have full size baths with a shower attachment .,neutral,dailydialog Does the room have an Internet connection ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , all our rooms have complimentary wireless Internet .",neutral,dailydialog Excellent . Do you serve breakfast in the hotel ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , breakfast is included in the price . Our guests have the choice of a full English breakfast or a continental breakfast .",joy,dailydialog That's great . Can I book the room ?,joy,dailydialog "Certainly , Sir .",joy,dailydialog John ? It ’ s Susan Miller .,neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Susan . What ’ s up ?",neutral,dailydialog Do you know where that memo about office procedures is ? I want to give my secretary a copy .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m sorry . I have no idea . I haven ’ t seen that for ages .,neutral,dailydialog Sir what's the boarding time ?,neutral,dailydialog I am sorry.The flight is late.Please go to the waiting room for further notice .,neutral,dailydialog I don't want to miss my flight .,neutral,dailydialog Don't worry . We will keep you well informed .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog ( A stranger stops to help ) Everything OK ?,neutral,dailydialog No ! My tour bus got a speeding ticket not ten minutes ago . Now my engine is on fire !,sadness,dailydialog I think that's just steam . Your engine's overheated .,neutral,dailydialog Do you know a lot about cars ?,neutral,dailydialog A little bit . I'll take a look if you want me to .,neutral,dailydialog Please . Thank you so much for stopping .,joy,dailydialog "Yeah , she's hot . Radiator's leaking . Looks like you were running her pretty hard .",neutral,dailydialog That must have been just before I got the speeding ticket .,neutral,dailydialog "Did you have an accident recently ... Hey , wait a second ! I know this car !",neutral,dailydialog You do ?,neutral,dailydialog I ran into it a couple of weeks ago . What do you know ? Name's Hal .,neutral,dailydialog "I'm Akimbo . Nice to meet you , I guess .",neutral,dailydialog "Boy , I'm sure sorry about your car . Hey , Akimbo , I wonder if you'd like to make a deal ?",neutral,dailydialog What kind of deal ?,neutral,dailydialog I'd like to give you cash for the damage to your car .,neutral,dailydialog You don't want your insurance company to pay for it ?,neutral,dailydialog I'd rather not . They'll raise my rates . It'll cost me more in the long run .,neutral,dailydialog "If you give me cash , do you care if I don't fix the car ?",neutral,dailydialog "Hell , I don't care . Just don'T submit a report to your insurancecompany .",neutral,dailydialog "It's a deal , Hal . Thanks again for stopping to help . And thanks for smashing my car !",joy,dailydialog "Our benefits usually include medical insurance , public accumulation fund and allowances .",neutral,dailydialog What are the allowances ?,neutral,dailydialog "If you go on a business trip , you will enjoy the allowance . It is 200 yuan per day .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I see . And what about the vacation in our company ?",neutral,dailydialog "As a new-comer , you usually have five days of annual vacation . And remember you have to fill out a request form , if you want to ask for leave .",neutral,dailydialog Will our company have some recreational activities ?,neutral,dailydialog "Of course . In spring and autumn , we will hold some sports actives . And in movie seasons , we bulk purchase film tickets .",neutral,dailydialog I will take it . How much ?,neutral,dailydialog $ 60 .,neutral,dailydialog I am sure you can do better than that .,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , sir . It's the sale price .",sadness,dailydialog "Well , what about $ 70 with a scarf ?",neutral,dailydialog It's my rock bottom price . Take it or leave it .,neutral,dailydialog "Good afternoon , sir . Have you made a reservation ?",neutral,dailydialog I am afraid not . Are there any vacant tables ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't think so . You have to wait for about 10 minutes .,sadness,dailydialog That's all right .,neutral,dailydialog I am calling to consult you about the job as a copywriter .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , what do you want to know ?",neutral,dailydialog The information is scanty for me . And can you describe the responsibilities of the position ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . Copywriters are supposed to design and write articles for the advertising company .,neutral,dailydialog How would you like your hair set ?,neutral,dailydialog I'd like to have it in big waves .,neutral,dailydialog Shall I put some oil on ? B,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Jack . I'm John .",neutral,dailydialog I'm glad to see you !,joy,dailydialog "Sit down , please . Maybe you have read the contract , but I want to give you the details again before you sign the contract . You must have a three-month internship .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I know .",neutral,dailydialog "When you become a permanent employee , you will have the insurances . You will get monthly pay and will be on eight-hour / day work shift .",neutral,dailydialog "Wait , will I have five insurances and one fund ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . You can also enjoy legal holidays and year-end bonus .,neutral,dailydialog It sounds great !,joy,dailydialog "If you need to work overtime , you will get twice the usual salary as overtime pay .",neutral,dailydialog OK .,neutral,dailydialog You have read the relevant terms of the contract . Do you have other questions ?,neutral,dailydialog How long will the induction training be ?,neutral,dailydialog About two weeks .,neutral,dailydialog I see .,neutral,dailydialog "If you don't have other questions , just sign here .",neutral,dailydialog OK .,neutral,dailydialog "Hi , I'm George . I'll be your waiter this evening . Are you ready to order or do you need a few more minutes ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm ready now . I'd like the roast chicken and a side order of corn .,neutral,dailydialog And would you like an appetizer before your meal ? The soup of the day is our delicious tomato soup .,neutral,dailydialog "I'll pass on the soup , but I'd like a garden salad .",neutral,dailydialog Can I get you anything to drink ? :,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I'd like a glass of iced tea .",neutral,dailydialog Okay . I'll be back in a minute with your drink and salad .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog "Do you want to help me make the cookies , Anna ?",neutral,dailydialog I'd love to .,neutral,dailydialog "First , put away your toys .",neutral,dailydialog OK .,neutral,dailydialog I'll get the flour out .,neutral,dailydialog Let me help you .,neutral,dailydialog We have made some adjustment on the prices . And this is renewed price list .,neutral,dailydialog "Thank you for allowing us 3 % reduction , but still we find your price is on the high side .",neutral,dailydialog "This is our rock-bottom price , and we can't make any further reduction .",neutral,dailydialog "If so , we find it difficult for us to go on with our talks .",neutral,dailydialog Then what ’ s your counter-offer ?,neutral,dailydialog This is our counter-offer .,neutral,dailydialog "We are sincere to make business with you , but the difference between your counter-offer and our price is too great .",neutral,dailydialog So are we . Our counter-offer is in line with the world market .,neutral,dailydialog How about meeting each other half-way in order to conclude the business ?,neutral,dailydialog Agreed .,neutral,dailydialog What do you usually have for breakfast ? Pancakes or waffles ?,neutral,dailydialog I usually have cereal for breakfast .,neutral,dailydialog But isn't it served with cold milk ?,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . Cold milk wakes me up .,neutral,dailydialog Chinese people don't like to eat cold food .,neutral,dailydialog Is that right ?,neutral,dailydialog "But I'm open to new things . I'll have a bowl of cereal , too .",neutral,dailydialog With cold milk ?,neutral,dailydialog With cold milk !,neutral,dailydialog I am so happy to know that the promotion campaign for our new product is very successful . We just made a record sale this season .,joy,dailydialog "That is very encouraging news . I heard that the marketing department has done a three months research , they sent the feedback information to the research and development center by the end of every month . That is to say , the R & D center redesigned the product twice before it was launched into the market .",joy,dailydialog It is not an easy job . How do you like the advertisement for the new product ?,neutral,dailydialog "That is the best one I have seen . I am sure our target customers , young people will love it .",neutral,dailydialog Certainly .,neutral,dailydialog "Hi , I need to copy something right now .",neutral,dailydialog "Our computer lab on the first floor has a copy machine , sir .",neutral,dailydialog Great ! How much per copy ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sir , one copy is ten cents .",neutral,dailydialog "Okay , I'll be down there shortly .",neutral,dailydialog "You probably won't have to wait for anyone , sir .",neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Ellen . That outfit looks terrific !",joy,dailydialog "Thanks , Jim . I didn ’ t think guys paid attention to stuff like that .",joy,dailydialog "No , we just don ’ t usually admit it !",joy,dailydialog "Well , thanks for the compliment anyway !",joy,dailydialog This Olympic park is so big !,surprise,dailydialog "Yes . Now we are in the Olympic stadium , the center of this park .",neutral,dailydialog Splendid ! When is it gonna be finished ?,surprise,dailydialog The whole stadium is to be finished this June .,neutral,dailydialog How many seats are there in the stand ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , there are 5000 seats in total .",neutral,dailydialog I didn ’ t know it would be so big !,surprise,dailydialog "It is ! Look there , those are the tracks . And the jumping pit is over there .",neutral,dailydialog "Ah ... I see . Hey , look the sign here , No climbing .",neutral,dailydialog We put many signs with English translations for foreign visitors .,neutral,dailydialog "It's located in the suburbs ? Well even though that sounds like a steal , I really want something downtown .",neutral,dailydialog OK . Well the problem is that the apartments in the heart of the city are usually more expensive .,neutral,dailydialog "I know , that's my problem . What do you think I should do ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , maybe you could get a two-bedroom apartment downtown and share the rent with a roommate .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , great idea !",joy,dailydialog "So , Monica , how do you like your new office ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I love it . The room is spacious and clean with big windows and a lot of sunshine . There are plants along the corridor . Especially , I got my own desk with computer and telephone . Such a great place !",joy,dailydialog That ’ s very good . I once turn down a job offer just because the office is awful .,neutral,dailydialog What was so bad about it ?,neutral,dailydialog "Small rooms , small window , a small desk shared by three people . I would have been interrupted all the time and for sure not be able to deliver good work .",neutral,dailydialog Sounds bad ! Lucky you ! You didn ’ t take that job . I think a good office environment is also important to work efficiently .,neutral,dailydialog "Totally agree . By the way , the number of the telephone on your desk is extension 506 . You can pick up your office supplies from the supply room at the end of the corridor .",neutral,dailydialog "Now , if I look here I see that you completed a BA in English ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that ’ s right . After graduating from high school in New York I attended York University in the UK . My major was English , and my minor was business studies . I completed my BA in 2004 .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I ’ m pleased to see that you also got a distinction .",joy,dailydialog "Yes that ’ s right . I ’ Ve always enjoyed studying . My friends say I ’ m a bit of a bookworm , but my father always pushed us to succeed academically .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , it looks like his encouragement paid off Rebecca . So how about extracurricular activities at University ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well I ’ Ve always been keen on writing , so I became the editor for the University student magazine , which I really loved . Also I volunteered for a group called Shelter , to help the homeless in York .",neutral,dailydialog What did that involve ?,neutral,dailydialog "Providing warm meals and shelter , especially in the winter months . I found it really fulfilling to be part of that group .",neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m sure . Okay , now let ’ s move on to your work experience , shall we ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , okay .",neutral,dailydialog "Could you change these for me , please ?",neutral,dailydialog What would you like ?,neutral,dailydialog "Twenties and some smaller bills , please .",neutral,dailydialog Anything else ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . Could you tell many balance ? Here's account number .,neutral,dailydialog "Now , what seems to be the trouble ?",neutral,dailydialog "It's nothing serious . But I always have a headache , and I haven't slept properly for several weeks . I've also lost appetite and my eyes are burning .",neutral,dailydialog "Mm , you do look rather pale . Let me take your temperature . Would you put the thermometer under your arm , please ? Now , let me listen to your pulse . Mm , do you feel weak ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I never seem to have any energy .",neutral,dailydialog I'll give you a blood test . Would you roll up your sleeve ? Just as I thought . You're anemic . You'd better pay more attention to your diet . Eat plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables and food high in protein . And don't stay up late working . Try to get more rest .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , I would like to know something about this campus . Right now it seems very big and confusing ! I have no idea where I am going or what I am doing .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have a map of the campus ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have , but it doesn ’ t help me very much . I ’ m not very good at reading maps .",neutral,dailydialog Do you know where your classes are ?,neutral,dailydialog "More or less . I go to three different buildings , and always get there late . I feel so hopeless . I don ’ t know why I am late all the time . No one else seems to be .",neutral,dailydialog That's because you don't know the short cuts . You'll learn them after a while . I can show you the ropes .,neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , I would like to reserve a berth .",neutral,dailydialog Which train do you like ?,neutral,dailydialog T112 to Washington please .,neutral,dailydialog May I have your name ?,neutral,dailydialog That's Lincoln .,neutral,dailydialog Will you be voting ?,neutral,dailydialog I can ’ t wait to vote .,neutral,dailydialog Who are you voting for ?,neutral,dailydialog The person I ’ m voting for is the best .,neutral,dailydialog What do you like about him ?,neutral,dailydialog He is very intelligent .,neutral,dailydialog You think so ?,neutral,dailydialog "That ’ s right . Plus , I agree with his policies .",joy,dailydialog I ’ m glad to hear that you are so excited .,joy,dailydialog I ’ m voting for the next President .,joy,dailydialog I ’ m sure he will be .,joy,dailydialog I ’ m going to make sure and vote .,neutral,dailydialog Good morning . May I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I'd like to check out now . My name's Adams , room 312 . Here's the key .",neutral,dailydialog "One moment , please , sir . ... Here's your bill . Would you like to check and see if the amount is correct ?",neutral,dailydialog What's the 14 pounds for ?,neutral,dailydialog That's for the phone calls you made from your room .,neutral,dailydialog Can I pay with traveller's cheques ?,neutral,dailydialog "Certainly . May I have your passport , please ?",neutral,dailydialog Here you are .,neutral,dailydialog Could you sign each cheque here for me ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure .,neutral,dailydialog "Here are your receipt and your change , sir . Thank you .",joy,dailydialog Thank you . Goodbye .,joy,dailydialog What type of people do you work with most effectively ?,neutral,dailydialog "I tend to work well with people who are confident and straightforward.It ' s more difficult for me to be around timid people , because I move quickly and I am decisive .",neutral,dailydialog What things impress you in your colleagues ?,neutral,dailydialog I admire and work best with people who are of good character and integrity . I also think confidence and enthusiasm is positive in any business environment .,neutral,dailydialog What are some of the things your supervisor did that you disliked ?,neutral,dailydialog "The only thing I really don't like is to get feedback in front of others . I want to hear good and bad feedback in private , so that I have time to think and react to the issue without other distractions . I believe that's the fair way to improve learning or to change future behavior .",neutral,dailydialog How do you organize and plan for major projects ?,neutral,dailydialog "I love to brainstorm a best , worst , and most likely scenario.Then , I set a timetable that's realistic.What I usually find is that some combination of my schedule easily as these things unfold because I've already visualized what could happen and how I'd react .",neutral,dailydialog Describe an experience when you had to work under great pressure .,neutral,dailydialog "I had to complete an end of quarter report once while I was on the road for two consecutive weeks.The amount of telephoning back and forth was incredible , because I could't bring my office files with me.Luckily I had a great secretary and a logical filling system , so we located everything we needed .",neutral,dailydialog How do you manage your time in a typical day ?,neutral,dailydialog "I've always given priority to work with established clients , because they offer a better risk / return value.The last thing I do is general correspondence , especially internal correspondence , which I take care of at the end of the day or week .",neutral,dailydialog Describe a time when you acted on someone's suggestion .,neutral,dailydialog I changed my open office hours because several of my employees found it difficult to visit me except in the early mornings .,neutral,dailydialog "Did you get Bean's ten different good luck forwards , like that one from the Dalai Lama ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I deleted all that superstitious crap . What a waste of bandwidth !",disgust,dailydialog I figured I might as well send one or two of them out . Maybe my luck will get better .,neutral,dailydialog Do you really think the Dalai Lama sent that ? I'm tired of all these forwards .,disgust,dailydialog It's worth a shot . Maybe we'll get some luck in thinking up something for this case .,neutral,dailydialog I am sorry to have kept all of you waiting . I was delayed by something urgent .,sadness,dailydialog "You are not late , Mr . Thomas . There're still 15 minutes to go . Mr . White has just called you .",neutral,dailydialog What did he say ?,neutral,dailydialog "He said there was a traffic jam , but he is coming .",neutral,dailydialog He shouldn't drive his car . He should come here by bus .,neutral,dailydialog Want to send out for some Chinese ?,neutral,dailydialog Some what ?,neutral,dailydialog "Some Chinese food . I'm hungry , and there's a take-out restaurant near here . We can have them deliver and then watch the news on TV while we eat .",neutral,dailydialog "No , I'd rather go out . The Chinese food here is rather different from what I had at home . Maybe we can try some other food today ... What about that all-you-can-eat place we passed the other day , the one over in the shopping center ?",neutral,dailydialog "Okay . I could go for that . It's called Al's Steakhouse . They also have great fried fish , and I love their salad bar . You can go back to refill your plate as often as you like .",neutral,dailydialog Is that the place that serves such large portions of meat ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , their steaks are enormous . Sometimes I can't finish what I've ordered .",neutral,dailydialog What if that happens to me ? I hate to let food go to waste .,neutral,dailydialog Don't worry . We'll just get a doggie bag .,neutral,dailydialog Do you get the news that our company is trying to find out new tactics to test us ?,neutral,dailydialog I know something about it . Our company often organizes all kinds of lectures to improve our professional skills .,neutral,dailydialog "It takes most of our weekends to listen to these boring lectures , so I can not bear it anymore . It is said that they think out some tests to check our management skills .",neutral,dailydialog Is that true ?,surprise,dailydialog Definitely !,neutral,dailydialog "If that information is exact , I guess our company is willing to promote someone .",neutral,dailydialog "Hello sir , how may I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog "I would like to buy some flowers , please . Something really nice .",neutral,dailydialog "I see , may I ask what the occasion is ?",neutral,dailydialog "It ’ s not really an occasion , it ’ s more like I ’ m sorry .",neutral,dailydialog Very well.This arrangement here is very popular among regretful husbands and boyfriends . It has a dozen long stem red roses with a couple of sunflowers and a single orchid that stands out . It includes a small teddy bear to achieve the effect of immediate forgiveness .,neutral,dailydialog I think I ’ m gonna need more than just a dozen red roses and a bear . What else do you recommend ?,neutral,dailydialog "Mmm , well this is our I ’ m sorry I cheated on you package . Two dozen red roses lined with tulips , carnations and lilies . The fragrance and beauty of this flower arrangement is sure to make her forgive you .",neutral,dailydialog I don ’ t think that ’ s gonna cut it . I need something bigger and better !,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m sorry sir but , what exactly did you do ?",surprise,dailydialog "Well , I may have accidentally insinuated that she is getting chubbier .",neutral,dailydialog "Get out of my store , you jerk !",anger,dailydialog I have to get to Chicago by tomorrow and you're telling me that there are no flights ?,anger,dailydialog "I'm very sorry , sir . I could put you on a waiting list , but you would be wise to check out other means of travel .",neutral,dailydialog You mean like a bus ? Have you ever traveled for ten hours on a bus before ?,anger,dailydialog I have not sir . But I do have a number for a very comfortable bus that goes to Chicago every hour from here .,neutral,dailydialog "Alright , give me the number . But put me on that waiting list as well .",neutral,dailydialog "Here is the number , and your name is on the waiting list .",neutral,dailydialog How many people are on the waiting list right now ?,neutral,dailydialog Right now I show that there are 176 people on the list . And you are number 176 .,neutral,dailydialog How do you think they could be ended ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't think that there is any easy way . The United Nations could send peacekeepers into the country . At least then the warring parties could be forced to negotiate .,neutral,dailydialog "So , if the cause is poverty , there should be a program to make the country richer.If the problem is resources , share them .",neutral,dailydialog "It sounds easy when you say it like that . In reality , it's harder to make peace between countries .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it is.One way to stop countries fighting is to cut off their financial support . Wars are very expensive .",neutral,dailydialog You still have not given me those files I ’ Ve asked you for .,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m sorry , Mr . Myers . I ’ Ve just been so busy today .",neutral,dailydialog "I really don ’ t want to hear your excuses , Janet . We ’ re running a busy office here . You ’ re going to have to keep up .",anger,dailydialog "You ’ re right , sir . I apologize . I ’ ll get those files for you now .",neutral,dailydialog What sort of job would you like to take ?,neutral,dailydialog I prefer a sedentary job and I used to work as an operator .,neutral,dailydialog We need an operator now .,neutral,dailydialog It's just the job I've been searching for .,neutral,dailydialog I wish the politicians would quit digging up dirt about each other's past .,neutral,dailydialog I know . It really makes a mess of the whole election process .,neutral,dailydialog And it takes up all the news .,neutral,dailydialog The problem is that there always a large number of people who eat that kind of stuff up .,neutral,dailydialog "It's so small . The fact that there is public interest , doesn't say much for us as the public .",neutral,dailydialog Have you ever listened to AM radio ? It's quite a different experience than the traditional news stations on TV and FM radio .,neutral,dailydialog I don't remember the last time I listened to AM radio .,neutral,dailydialog Another place you can get real insight is European papers . You can get them on-line .,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Miss Wu , This is Dan Robson calling from OTC limited . I'd like to check my last order . When exactly was it sent out ?",neutral,dailydialog I can check that for you right now . Would you mind holding ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . No problem .,neutral,dailydialog "Mr . Robson , I'm sorry . Our computer system is down . Could I call you back later ?",neutral,dailydialog Sure . Do you have my number ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have it right here . I'm so sorry about this .",neutral,dailydialog No problem . I'll wait for your call .,neutral,dailydialog What are you typing there ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm working on my resume .,neutral,dailydialog Really ? Did you find any information about a new job ?,surprise,dailydialog "Yeah , I just got some good information off the internet .",neutral,dailydialog Great ! Do you think you have a chance at getting the job ?,joy,dailydialog I didn ’ t just find out about one job . There were several ones that looked good .,neutral,dailydialog Maybe I should try looking on the web for work .,neutral,dailydialog Sure you have to be patient . But I think it ’ s much less trouble to sit in front of a computer than to go door to door or to make a lot of phone calls .,neutral,dailydialog But there must be so many people who also see the advertisement for that job on the net . You might have no chance .,neutral,dailydialog How do you know if you don ’ t have a try ?,neutral,dailydialog Would you please show me the necklace in the window ?,neutral,dailydialog Is this the one you want ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , the one next to it .",neutral,dailydialog Here you are .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks . What kind of stone is this ?,neutral,dailydialog It's a ruby . It is from South Africa . Would you like to try it on ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , please . How much is it ?",neutral,dailydialog It costs $ 200 .,neutral,dailydialog It looks good . OK . I'll take it .,joy,dailydialog "Happy birthday , Jim !",joy,dailydialog "Thank you , Lisa .",joy,dailydialog Here is a present for you . I hope you like it .,joy,dailydialog "Oh , great ! I love it ! You know I've been expecting this for a long time .",surprise,dailydialog I'm very glad to hear that .,joy,dailydialog "Come here , let me introduce some friends to you .",neutral,dailydialog What's wrong with you ? You look pale .,neutral,dailydialog "I'm not sure , I feel hot and cold .",neutral,dailydialog When did the trouble start ?,neutral,dailydialog I was sick most of the night .,neutral,dailydialog It sounds like you are coming down with the flu . Let me take your temperature .,neutral,dailydialog Have I got a high fever ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , thirty-eight point seven . Do you have a headache , chest or throat pain ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have .",neutral,dailydialog "Now , let me have a look at you . I'd like to listen to your chest . Now breathe in , a deep breath , that's it Cough , now again . I want to examine your throat , too . Open wide , say ' Ah - - '",neutral,dailydialog "Aaaaahh , aaaaahh .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it does look a bit sore . Let's take an X-ray of your chest and give you a few tests .",neutral,dailydialog "All right , thanks .",neutral,dailydialog The tests showed nothing wrong . A slight viral infection .,neutral,dailydialog What shall I do today ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'm giving you some antibiotics and aspirins . Take an aspirin when you've got a fever , and take one antibiotic capsule every four hours , and go home and rest in bed for two days . Drink plenty of water , then you'll feel better . Here's the prescription .",neutral,dailydialog I have to check out today . I'd like my bill ready by 10 this morning .,neutral,dailydialog "You can be sure of that , sir .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog I called HP about my computer .,neutral,dailydialog What did they say ?,neutral,dailydialog They said I need a new hard drive .,neutral,dailydialog That's too bad . How much is a new one ?,neutral,dailydialog "It's not too much , only about $ 85 .",neutral,dailydialog Plus installation ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , my hard drive is easy to remove and replace .",neutral,dailydialog Really ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it's just a couple of screws .",neutral,dailydialog That's nice .,joy,dailydialog It's a lot better than paying someone $ 60 .,neutral,dailydialog "If my hard drive crashes , I'll just call you .",neutral,dailydialog "Gosh , it's 7:30 , I'll miss the first class .",neutral,dailydialog Don't get up so late next time . You should have gone to bed earlier last night .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , Mum .",neutral,dailydialog Is there anything wrong ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m worried about my daughter . She can ’ t decide about college .,neutral,dailydialog Don ’ t worry . That ’ s just a part of being a teenager .,neutral,dailydialog I don ’ t mind that . But she disagrees with me about everything .,neutral,dailydialog You should encourage her to make up her mind by herself . You shouldn ’ t affect her decision .,neutral,dailydialog But I just want to give her some tips .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , she can make her own decisions .",neutral,dailydialog I guess you are right .,neutral,dailydialog Believe me . Everything will be ok .,neutral,dailydialog I hope so .,neutral,dailydialog It's beautiful here .,joy,dailydialog Yes . I feel refreshed .,joy,dailydialog How long will we dock ?,neutral,dailydialog In half an hour . The surface of the lake is calm .,neutral,dailydialog Yes . We come at the right time .,neutral,dailydialog "that was a really good meal , Gordon .",joy,dailydialog It sure was . I couldn't eat another bite .,joy,dailydialog "well , it is getting pretty late . I think we should go home .",neutral,dailydialog you're right . I have to get up early to go to work tomorrow .,neutral,dailydialog let's see how much the bill is .,neutral,dailydialog don't worry about it . Tonight is my treat .,neutral,dailydialog what are you talking about ? We'll split the bill .,neutral,dailydialog "no , I insist . I kept telling you that I would treat you to dinner but I still haven't .",neutral,dailydialog "no way , Gordon . I know that you are a little short on cash at the moment . There's no need for you to pay for the whole bill .",neutral,dailydialog "alright , if that's the way you are going to be , we'll split the bill .",neutral,dailydialog "that's better . This way we will both have money to take a cab home , otherwise , you would probably have to walk .",neutral,dailydialog "just promise you will let me treat you to dinner next week , ok ?",neutral,dailydialog you've got a deal .,joy,dailydialog great . Bye .,joy,dailydialog bye .,joy,dailydialog I hear you are planning to travel abroad .,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I'm going to the Untied States for travel . What places do you recommend ?,neutral,dailydialog "In my opinion , there are several places you mustn't miss , like Washington D . C , Las Vegas , New York and Los Angeles .",neutral,dailydialog Someone suggests that I should go to Seattle and Hawaii .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , you may consider those two places also . Seattle , for example , is worth visiting and there's a very famous museum called Museum of Flight .",neutral,dailydialog And Seattle is the home of Microsoft and Boeing . That must be a great place . I can't miss it .,neutral,dailydialog This looks like a very nice house .,joy,dailydialog "You know , I fell in love with this house the first moment I laid eyes on it .",joy,dailydialog The style of the exterior is just what I ’ Ve been looking for !,joy,dailydialog The exterior is only half of the story . The interior is incredible .,joy,dailydialog This home is gorgeous on the inside !,joy,dailydialog "Everything that you see on the walls , floors , and windows is brand new .",neutral,dailydialog The wall colors totally suit the style of this house .,joy,dailydialog Straight ahead is the gourmet kitchen .,neutral,dailydialog I love the bamboo flooring and granite countertops .,joy,dailydialog The master suite is the best . Let ’ s go look at that next .,joy,dailydialog "There is plenty of room for our king-sized bed , and I love the light in this room .",joy,dailydialog "I know that you like this house , but let ’ s take a look at the others before you make up your mind .",neutral,dailydialog Room service.What can I do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog l am afraid there isn't any fancy soap in my room .,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry sir , we will bring you one.Anything else ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes.Bring me a bath towel as well .,neutral,dailydialog Good afternoon.British Airline.Is there any thing I can do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog Can I make a reservation for flight FW58 to San Marino ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . When do you want to take the plane ?,neutral,dailydialog Next Monday .,neutral,dailydialog Will that be first class or economy seat ?,neutral,dailydialog What's the fare for a first class seat ?,neutral,dailydialog $ 200 .,neutral,dailydialog Oh . I am not a wall streeter.Give me an economy one please .,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Sir . So , you are back ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , hello again . I would like to know the exact difference between Dividend Deposit and Dividend Participated Deposit .",neutral,dailydialog "That's pretty easy to explain . With the Deposit , the interest is fixed , but the Dividend of each policy will be transferred automatically into your bank account by the end of each year . The longer the term , the higher the Dividend you earn . This is because it is calculated at the Compound Interest Rate .",neutral,dailydialog And I can purchase that here ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes . And if you already have a Current Account with us , the Insurance Premium can be paid through it , which saves all of us a lot of hassle .",neutral,dailydialog Are there any beds vacant ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , what kind of room do you want ?",neutral,dailydialog "I prefer one facing the sea . Besides , it should have a shower .",neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , right now we can only have you a room without shower .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , that's fine .",neutral,dailydialog Welcome to the company . We are conducting a survey of new employees to find out what influenced them to choose our company .,neutral,dailydialog That's easy . It was your office ergonomics that decided me .,neutral,dailydialog You're kidding ! Something as simple as that ?,surprise,dailydialog "Yes . It is very important to me . My mother worked in offices for twenty years , and she finally had carpal tunnel syndrome . I have been reading about repetitive stress injuries , and I know that t",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , there has been a lot of research into RSI's . Something so simple as proper chair height can prevent injuries . Tell me , did anything else influence your decision ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I noticed that you have professional training and team-building days . I like the idea of working for a company that invests in its staff .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , welcome to the team .",neutral,dailydialog Good afternoon . I've brought the extra blanket you asked for .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , thank you .",neutral,dailydialog Is there anything I can do for you now ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I'm rather tired and want to go to bed early . Please make the bed .,neutral,dailydialog "Certainly , sir .",neutral,dailydialog Lin's office supplies . How may I direct your call ?,neutral,dailydialog Marry Lin please .,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , just a moment . ... I'm sorry no one answer the phone .",neutral,dailydialog "All right , could I leave a message ?",neutral,dailydialog Certainly !,neutral,dailydialog Please ask her to call John .,neutral,dailydialog Excuse me . Where is the way out ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , that's what I'm looking for myself .",neutral,dailydialog "It's very confusing in here , isn't it ?",neutral,dailydialog "Absolutely . Oh , do you see a sign there ?",neutral,dailydialog It should be the way out .,neutral,dailydialog OK . Let's go and see .,neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , I ordered the well-done steak , but this one is so tough .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , sir , I think I have made a mistake . I will take it back to the kitchen right now .",sadness,dailydialog I think you should be more careful next time .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , sir . I'm really so sorry about that .",sadness,dailydialog "Allan , I am really disappointed by your lack of effort on this project .",neutral,dailydialog "Look , Sally . I ’ Ve put just as much work into this as anybody else .",neutral,dailydialog "No , I ’ m sorry . I disagree . I don ’ t think you ’ Ve been working at full speed at all .",neutral,dailydialog Well . I ’ m sorry you feel that way .,sadness,dailydialog "Hi Joe , how are you doing today ?",neutral,dailydialog "Things are going good today . How have you been doing , Mary ?",neutral,dailydialog "Things are going well for me , Joe .",neutral,dailydialog Want to go see a movie tonight ?,neutral,dailydialog My parents are taking me to dinner tonight .,neutral,dailydialog "Could you go with me to the movies on Friday night , instead ?",neutral,dailydialog What movie did you want to see ?,neutral,dailydialog There is a new horror flick about a rapist serial killer .,neutral,dailydialog I was thinking that I would like to see “ The Secret Life of Bees . ”,neutral,dailydialog Oh great ! Sounds like something I need to bring Kleenex to !,neutral,dailydialog How's the bride-to-be ?,neutral,dailydialog Tired and stressed . This wedding is giving me a headache .,sadness,dailydialog "Just relax . With me as your maid of honor , everything will be fine !",joy,dailydialog I'm worried that everything will be chaotic !,fear,dailydialog Hey ! I'm the tour guide . I'll take care of the Taiwanese guests .,neutral,dailydialog "You're going to have to tell them what to do in church , what everything means ...",neutral,dailydialog I will . Don't worry !,joy,dailydialog Jim ? Jim ? ... What are you doing in the kitchen ?,neutral,dailydialog "Nothing , Mummy . I was hungry so I came here for some milk .",neutral,dailydialog Milk ? I thought you didn't like milk .,surprise,dailydialog "I don't , but I couldn't find anything to eat in the refrigerator .",neutral,dailydialog Nonsense . There's lots of food in the refrigerator ... What's behind your back ?,neutral,dailydialog Nothing .,neutral,dailydialog What are you hiding behind your back ? Let me see .,neutral,dailydialog Promise that you won't get angry .,fear,dailydialog "OK , I promise . What is it ?",neutral,dailydialog It's a kitty .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , Jim . I told you . No pets . It'll make a mess of this house .",anger,dailydialog "Please , Mummy . Everybody else in my class keeps a pet . Please , I'll take care of it . It's a good kitty . It'll not bring you any trouble .",neutral,dailydialog No way . It might belong to somebody else . You can't keep it here .,anger,dailydialog "Please , Mummy . I found it this afternoon by the garbage bin . It was starving and looking for something to eat . Please ! You see , it's so cute and tame .",neutral,dailydialog All right . But you have to clean up everything it messes up .,neutral,dailydialog "I will . Thank you , Mummy .",joy,dailydialog I was wondering if you could help me with something .,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , anything you say .",joy,dailydialog "Actually , it ’ s a little bit silly .",neutral,dailydialog "Don ’ t worry about it , just ask .",joy,dailydialog What words do I need to know to buy a pair of shoes ?,neutral,dailydialog You need to know the type of shoes you want .,neutral,dailydialog Don ’ t worry about that . I can point it out in the store .,neutral,dailydialog "The shoes can be comfortable or not comfortable , too wide , too narrow , or just right ; and long or short . In girls shoes , the heel can be high or low .",neutral,dailydialog Let me write all that down . I ’ m going shopping this afternoon .,neutral,dailydialog Excuse me . How long has it been since the business was founded ?,neutral,dailydialog It has been 12 years since it was founded in 1998 .,neutral,dailydialog "So , it has a history for more than a decade ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . And it was incorporated with other businesses in 2008 due to the global financial crisis .,neutral,dailydialog "What can I do for you , Madam ?",neutral,dailydialog Can you help me with Comprehensive Credit Granting ?,neutral,dailydialog "Certainly , Madam . What would you like to know ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , everything really .",neutral,dailydialog "All right . We can grant a Financing Promise Quota , if you qualify . This means that we can deal with all of your needs in a speedy and efficient way . Firstly , your Credit Rating must be class A , and your Debt to Asset Ratio must be top notch , for the industry you are involved in .",neutral,dailydialog Let's do something outdoors today .,neutral,dailydialog All right . But I don't want to play tennis . We played tennis last weekend .,neutral,dailydialog Okay . what do you want to do ?,neutral,dailydialog I want to go jogging .,neutral,dailydialog All right . That sounds like fun .,joy,dailydialog Good afternoon . I come here specially to pick up my tickets . I booked it last month.This is my reservation note .,neutral,dailydialog "I am terribly sorry . You didn't come to reconfirm recently.You should have come to pick up your ticket three days ago since it's an international flight , any reservation without reconfirmation within 72 hours will be cancelled .",neutral,dailydialog "But I have been so busy all these days.Well , is there any other ticket available ? I want the next one .",neutral,dailydialog The last thing to be ignored at a Chinese dinner table is to keep modest .,neutral,dailydialog Does that suggest diners avoid speaking much ? The same is true in the West .,neutral,dailydialog "No , absolutely not ! On the contrary , you'll be considered a well-connected , sociable man , if you keep involved in the conversation all the time . But always pay attention to what you say . If the table has a senior guest , say something as upbeat and cheerful as possible . Or maybe , you may give the floor to him and keep listening as if very interested .",neutral,dailydialog "You mean , keeping a low profile in the presence of the old ? That goes in like with Confucius ' preachings , right ?",neutral,dailydialog "Correct . Show respect for the older people . Conventionally , before the meal starts , the younger members are supposed to address each one of the elderly members of the table one by one . Others are kept in waiting until the most venerable guest proclaim the beginning of the meal and takes the first bite . Toasts also go to these men first before people can toast to each other .",neutral,dailydialog Any other rules to observe in order to keep modest ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , plenty of them . Don't eat fast ! People usually keep their dining pace accorded with others . And all the dishes should not be eaten up completely .",neutral,dailydialog Is it because that would give the host the impression that the food was insufficient ?,neutral,dailydialog "Haha , I'm afraid it's simply because no one wishes to be too noticeable by finishing off the plate .",joy,dailydialog Our toner cartridges are already out of ink ... Could you make an order for a new set ?,neutral,dailydialog "We will need new cartridges for all of the office printers ? That will be a large order , probably about two or three cases . The office supply store we usually go through might not have that many in stock .",neutral,dailydialog "You can double check with the housekeeping department , but I am pretty sure all of the machines will need new cartridges . Last time when we made our order to the supplier , the quantity was also especially high . They are used to receiving such bulk orders from us . As long as we give them a heads up a couple days in advance , they can usually fill the order .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , I will make a few calls and run our order by housekeeping first to make sure . Is there anything else we need to order while I am at it ?",neutral,dailydialog "I think the only thing is toner . Try to see if they can deliver it before the end of business day tomorrow . We should really try to do better about waiting until the last minute to fill orders that are usually made on a monthly basis . Anyhow , see what you can do to expedite the order this time .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , will do .",neutral,dailydialog "I want a pair of sports shoes , Adidas .",neutral,dailydialog What size do you want ?,neutral,dailydialog I wear size 40 .,neutral,dailydialog How about this one ? It's the latest design .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I like the color .",joy,dailydialog May I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm looking for a pair of shoes .,neutral,dailydialog What size do you wear ? These shoes are on sale .,neutral,dailydialog I wear size 36.This pair looks nice.Can I try them on ?,neutral,dailydialog "Of course , yes.They look nice.And they're not expensive .",joy,dailydialog How much are they ?,neutral,dailydialog They are $ 168 .,neutral,dailydialog I'll take them .,neutral,dailydialog A friend of mine has been taking an online career planning course these days . He told me the other day he has learned a lot from it . He recommended me to subscribe to it . What do you say ?,neutral,dailydialog I think it is good if we know enough about career planning . We will make wiser choices . What else did he tell you about it ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , just something in general , like several key steps in planning career and how to set specific and tenable goals .",neutral,dailydialog "Sounds practical ! To be honest , sometimes I feel puzzled about my future career . I am not sure if this job suits me the best though I work very hard on it and enjoy being a hard worker . I have always wanted to try something else and learn some new skills .",neutral,dailydialog "Making a decision to start over is not an easy thing to do . It seems that you need this course more than I do . I love my current job . If I take this course , I hope to learn some tricks to get myself more organized at work . If they can give suggestions about how to boost work relationships , that will be great . I need these to improve my current work performance .",neutral,dailydialog "Ok , then we can sign up for it together .",neutral,dailydialog Who's it knocking at the door ?,neutral,dailydialog I think it's the postman.Will you go and open the door ?,neutral,dailydialog All right . I'll get it .,neutral,dailydialog Good evening . Welcome to Cherry's . Do you have a reservation ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , we don't .",neutral,dailydialog "How many of you , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Six , including two kids .",neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid all the big tables are taken .,neutral,dailydialog "Hi , I think I was supposed to call for my test results today .",neutral,dailydialog "If you go onto our website and put in your password , you can access your test results .",neutral,dailydialog Are you saying that there weren ’ t any problems ?,neutral,dailydialog I will always have you come in for a discussion if there is a major problem .,neutral,dailydialog Will I be able to read the results on the website and understand them ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , if you go there , you can see what each test is about .",neutral,dailydialog How will I know what the numbers mean ?,neutral,dailydialog You can see your results and how they compare to the normal range .,neutral,dailydialog How can I see test results from tests I have taken before ?,neutral,dailydialog We put all of your test results up in the same place . Just check the dates for what you need .,neutral,dailydialog "This is our rock-bottom price , Mr . Lee .",neutral,dailydialog If that's the case . there's not much point in further discussion . We might as well call the whole deal off .,neutral,dailydialog What I mean is that we'll never be able to come down to your price . The gap is too great .,neutral,dailydialog I think it unwise for either of us to be inflexible . How about meeting each other halfway ?,neutral,dailydialog What's your proposal ?,neutral,dailydialog "Your unit price is 100 dollars higher than we want . Well , I suggest we meet each other halfway .",neutral,dailydialog Do you mean a further reduction of 50 dollars in our price ? That's impossible !,neutral,dailydialog What would you suggest ?,neutral,dailydialog The best we can do is another 30 dollars off . That's definitely the lowest we can go .,neutral,dailydialog That still leaves a gap of 20 dollars . Let's meet each other half-away again and split the difference ; I think this is a price we can both be satisfied with .,neutral,dailydialog OK . We can meet halfway again .,neutral,dailydialog Hello .,neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , Ruth . Did I wake you up ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , I was just about to get up . What's up , Carl ?",neutral,dailydialog "Listen , I am calling to confirm what you said yesterday . Are we supposed to meet at the Chinatown terminal of the Avenue B bus or D bus ?",neutral,dailydialog B as in boy . You should get off at the last stop in Chinatown .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , you mean Canal Street ?",surprise,dailydialog That's the wrong direction . Canal Street is on the other side of Chinatown .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I get it . When did we decide to meet ?",neutral,dailydialog "At 10,45 . Is Ann coming along ?",neutral,dailydialog I cannot get hold of her yet .,neutral,dailydialog "See you around , Carl .",neutral,dailydialog See you later .,neutral,dailydialog Has your company been affected much by government legislation ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , we have . We've had to clean up our production process a lot to meet tough government standards .",neutral,dailydialog What about your use of raw materials ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , we've had to cut down the amount of solvents we use and we ’ re not allowed to use lead in our products any more .",neutral,dailydialog What happens if you exceed the limits ?,neutral,dailydialog We try not to because you might have to pay quite a heavy fine .,neutral,dailydialog Have you got any better ?,neutral,dailydialog That's the best there is .,neutral,dailydialog "Okay , I'll take one .",neutral,dailydialog "That'll be $ 200 , sir .",neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , sir . Sorry to disturb you . May I make up the room now ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , please . We're on our way out , so we put the ' make up ' sign on . Could you bring us some towels and hangers ?",neutral,dailydialog "No problem , sir . Everything will be ready when you come back .",joy,dailydialog What are the factors that have great impact on the perspective of this corporation ?,neutral,dailydialog "External factors . I think the main external factors are political , economic , social and technological factors .",neutral,dailydialog What are the internal factors that influence the company ?,neutral,dailydialog "The internal factors are composed of human resources , team spirit , innovation spirit and coordination between different departments , etc .",neutral,dailydialog "I don ’ t want you to be worried , but our son has some bad habits now . He says painful words everyday .",neutral,dailydialog What words ? Can you tell me ?,neutral,dailydialog "He says kick mommy , beat mommy , don ’ t want mommy , very quickly if I do something that he doesn ’ t like . You know , if I wash his face or change his clothes , things like that .",neutral,dailydialog "Honey , I don ’ t know what to tell you . Of course Tony is a young child . But do not underestimate his ability to learn and reason .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , but sometimes he is just not reasonable .",neutral,dailydialog "I suggest you treat him with patience , affection , and respect . If he needs to do something , like go to bed , or be washed , etc . , please guide or help him to get it done , but lead him with gentleness .",neutral,dailydialog "It ’ s easy to say , but I will try .",neutral,dailydialog "Motivate Tony to cooperate by rewarding his good behavior . Do not emphasize punishment for bad moods , etc . Do not threaten him with punishment if he resists the actions you desire .",neutral,dailydialog "I know my parents sometimes threaten to punish him . But this doesn ’ t work , instead he picks up another bad habit .",neutral,dailydialog How can I help you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I am James Mason from Anderson and Associates . I would like to see Mr . Smith .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have an appointment ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , he knows I'm coming . Our meeting is set for 2 o'clock .",neutral,dailydialog I wonder if Mr . Smith forgot your meeting . I am afraid he left this office this morning and is not expected back until after 4 pm . Let me find out if he made arrangements for someone else to meet with you in his place . Will you please have a seat ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , Mr . Mason , I just checked with our office manager , Ms . Terry , she said Mr . Smith briefed her on your project . She is just finishing up a meeting now . She could be with your shortly . Would you like me to show you around while you are waiting ?",neutral,dailydialog That would be very nice . Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog "Right this way , Mr . Mason . We can start with our front office . When Ms . Terry is ready , you may take the elevator at the front to the 6th floor . There is a conference room already prepared",neutral,dailydialog did you watch the Oscars on Sunday night ?,neutral,dailydialog "no , but I heard about that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt didn't attend .",neutral,dailydialog "yes , that was surprising . I heard that they got into a fight and then decided not to go .",neutral,dailydialog they must be the most famous celebrity couple in Hollywood .,neutral,dailydialog they're also one of the richest couples . They have so many money and they can buy almost anything they want .,neutral,dailydialog I also heard that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes made an appearance at the Oscars .,neutral,dailydialog did either one of them win an Oscar this year ?,neutral,dailydialog "I think Tom might have been nominated for one of his films , but I don't think he won anything .",neutral,dailydialog "Tom Cruise may be handsome , but I think he's a bit crazy , don't you ?",neutral,dailydialog "yes , his marriage to Katie is actually quite scandalous .",neutral,dailydialog I still think that they only got married to get more publicity for their movies and themselves .,neutral,dailydialog people in show biz can have such an easy life ; I don't know why they have to make it so complicated .,neutral,dailydialog I would never want to be a celebrity because the paparazzi would also be after you .,neutral,dailydialog that's true . I guess it would be difficult to have people taking pictures of you everywhere you go .,neutral,dailydialog thank goodness we're not rich and famous !,neutral,dailydialog "being famous , I can do without , but I wouldn't mind being rich .",neutral,dailydialog "Next , please .",neutral,dailydialog Could I purchase Euro with RIB here ? I have to stay here for months .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , the rate for cash purchases is listed on the electronica screen , so you have seen the rate of exchange .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have known of it .",neutral,dailydialog How much do you like to exchange ?,neutral,dailydialog "20,000 RIB .",neutral,dailydialog In what denominations ?,neutral,dailydialog "It doesn't matter , but leave me some small changes , that will be convenient in daily life .",neutral,dailydialog "Right , I will exchange for you now . Please sign the exchange form giving the name and telephone .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , could you change them too ? The dollars , I want to change them into Swiss francs .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , wait for a moment . Well , I am sorry , but we are not authorized to exchange coins because it is low and we do not have enough foreign coins . In this case , you'd better change 2,000 $ to Swiss francs .",neutral,dailydialog It doesn't matter .,neutral,dailydialog Please sign the memo on the bottom and keep your money and memo .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks a lot . Good-bye .,neutral,dailydialog Why are you holding me in this jail cell ?,neutral,dailydialog We'd like to hear your account of the events of last night .,neutral,dailydialog I have to go up to London for a couple of days next week . Would you like to come ?,neutral,dailydialog That would be nice . How are you getting there ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I prefer to go on the train , but I suppose you want me to take the car .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I much prefer to go by car , then we don't need to get to the station with our luggage and ...",neutral,dailydialog And I've got to drive . You know I'm not fond of that . I found it much more relaxing to sit in the train .,neutral,dailydialog Which is more expensive ?,neutral,dailydialog But very much quicker . But I know we'll never agree on this subject . You prefer the car . I prefer the train .,neutral,dailydialog "Now , have you ever thought of going by express bus ?",neutral,dailydialog I want to take a look at that home with the Open House flags out front .,neutral,dailydialog What a wonderful neighborhood ! Can you find that house on our Open House list ?,joy,dailydialog "Yes , that is one of the houses that we have on our list .",neutral,dailydialog They always make the front yards look so great for Open Houses . Let ’ s see what the inside looks like .,joy,dailydialog I am going to go sign my name in the registry to let the listing agent know that we were here .,neutral,dailydialog Signing the registry is a good idea . I think I want to see the kitchen next .,joy,dailydialog I really appreciate that the listing agent provided water on such a hot day .,joy,dailydialog I need to pick up a flyer with the information about the house on it .,neutral,dailydialog Is the current asking price listed on the flyer ?,neutral,dailydialog The asking price has recently gone down to two hundred and twenty-five thousand dollars .,neutral,dailydialog "Hello . This is Mrs . Wilson . I'd like to buy a new car . Could you offer me a new type of the car , please ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , Madam , buy what ?",surprise,dailydialog "A new car . And I've got a small family , two children , and I haven't got a lot of money and ...",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , oh , Madam , Madam , I'm afraid you have the wrong number .",neutral,dailydialog Isn't this the car store ?,neutral,dailydialog No . It's Mike's Sporting Goods .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , sorry . Do you know the number for a car store , then ?",neutral,dailydialog No . I don't . I suggest you look in the phone book .,neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry to have bothered you .,sadness,dailydialog No problem .,joy,dailydialog How about going to the cinema tonight ?,neutral,dailydialog That's great . What's on tonight ?,neutral,dailydialog "I am not sure about the name of the film , but I know it's a romantic one .",neutral,dailydialog Romantic ? I am afraid I like thrillers better .,neutral,dailydialog Don't you think it's too bloody ?,neutral,dailydialog "On the contrary , very exciting .",joy,dailydialog "Hello , I scheduled an appointment with Dr . Smith , and I can ’ t make it on that day .",neutral,dailydialog What day was your appointment on ?,neutral,dailydialog My appointment was on Monday .,neutral,dailydialog What time had you chosen ?,neutral,dailydialog It was for 10,neutral,dailydialog I am looking at your appointment right now . What day would you prefer ?,neutral,dailydialog I would prefer next Thursday .,neutral,dailydialog What time would be best for you ?,neutral,dailydialog I want to come in at 2,neutral,dailydialog I am writing you down for that time . We look forward to seeing you .,neutral,dailydialog "Office Supplies , Inc . Robert speaking , may I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Robert . This is Janet Reese calling from American Advertising . We placed an order with you about a week ago .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , Ms . Reese . I remember , you spoke with me . Is there a problem ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , it still hasn ’ t gotten here , and my boss is pretty angry about it .",neutral,dailydialog "Ms Anderson , my name is Mike . I am Division Chief of ABC Company . Welcome to Toronto .",joy,dailydialog Thank you . It's a pleasure to meet you .,joy,dailydialog "A pleasure meeting you as well , the flowers are for you .",joy,dailydialog "Thank you , they are beautiful .",joy,dailydialog I am really interested in buying this television .,joy,dailydialog That's so great !,joy,dailydialog How much are you selling it for ?,neutral,dailydialog This t . v is only $ 2500 .,neutral,dailydialog You can't be serious .,surprise,dailydialog That's how much this t . v costs .,neutral,dailydialog That's too expensive for me .,neutral,dailydialog This television is of very high quality .,neutral,dailydialog You can't go down on the price .,neutral,dailydialog By how much ?,neutral,dailydialog I'll buy it for $ 2000 .,neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , but the price is final .",sadness,dailydialog Did you pack this bag yourself ? Has it been out of your possession at any time before checking-in ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I packed it myself , and it hasn ’ t been out of my possession .",neutral,dailydialog Are you bringing in any plants or animal products ?,neutral,dailydialog No .,neutral,dailydialog Our sniffer dog seems to disagree . Do you mind if we look in your suitcase ?,neutral,dailydialog Not at all . Go right ahead .,neutral,dailydialog What ’ s this sir ?,neutral,dailydialog It ’ s traditional Chinese Medicine . I mix it with hot water like tea . Sorry . I forgot about it .,neutral,dailydialog What are these red things sir ?,neutral,dailydialog Oh no ! I forgot about those too ! Those are Chinese sausages for my Aunt Lily .,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m sorry sir , but you can ’ t take any of this into the country . We will also have to check your carry-on . Please step this way . Don ’ t ’ be nervous ; we ’ ll just look through it briefly and then",neutral,dailydialog "Hello.Is Bob there , please ?",neutral,dailydialog Hold on a second please . I'm sorry . He has gone out .,neutral,dailydialog Oh.This is Paul.When will he be back ?,neutral,dailydialog He will be back at about seven o'clock .,neutral,dailydialog Can I leave a message please ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , certainly .",neutral,dailydialog Please tell him I'll call him at the office tomorrow afternoon .,neutral,dailydialog All right . I'll tell him when he comes back .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much .,neutral,dailydialog "Hey , son , are you insured ?",neutral,dailydialog "Not yet , but I'm thinking of it . Have you bought one , Dad ?",neutral,dailydialog I took out a life insurance policy and made your mother the beneficiary .,neutral,dailydialog Can you tell me why you want to buy it ?,neutral,dailydialog I am a fireman and it is a dangerous job . I have to consider your mother's life .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I see . Do you advise me to buy one ?",neutral,dailydialog "You have children now . What if something , God forbid , happens to you ?",neutral,dailydialog "That's true . Well , how much do you think I should get ?",neutral,dailydialog "A $ 100 000 policy shouldn't be too expensive . Here , call my agent . He'll give you a good deal .",neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , Mr . Emory ? Mr . Macmillan , would like to know if you have the completed schedule for next week ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I do , Susan . Just a moment . Here it is .",neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , sir . Sorry to trouble you .",neutral,dailydialog "Not at all , Susan . Just tell him to leave it with my secretary when he ’ s finished with it",neutral,dailydialog "Where are you going , Jane ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm going to the hospital to see Susan .,neutral,dailydialog I saw her yesterday.She was a little better .,neutral,dailydialog Must I catch a number 7 bus to get there ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , you needn't . A number 13 bus will also take you to the hospital .",neutral,dailydialog "Number 13 buses run much more frequently , don't they ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes . I caught a number 7 bus yesterday , and they said I had taken a wrong bus .",neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , Henry . I'll get a number 13 .",joy,dailydialog But number 13 buses leave from the center of town.You ' ll have to walk two miles to catch one .,neutral,dailydialog "Good morning , Passport , please .",neutral,dailydialog Here you are .,neutral,dailydialog "Ah , thank you.Please bring your luggage here for inspection .",neutral,dailydialog Ok.But is there anything wrong ?,neutral,dailydialog It's just a regular inspection . Do you have anything to declare ?,neutral,dailydialog "I've got 6 packets of cigarettes and 2 bottles of champagne.Besides , I have two cameras , one is for my own use , and the other is a gift .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , the cigarettes and the champagne are not in excess of the duty-free allowance . But according to our law , each passenger is allowed only one camera duty-free.You ' ll have to pay duty for the other one .",neutral,dailydialog Ok . Where shall I pay duty for it ?,neutral,dailydialog Please wait a minute . I'll make out the duty memo ... Here you are.Take this and pay to the woman over there .,neutral,dailydialog I've paid for it . Here's the receipt .,neutral,dailydialog Very well . I hope you ' ll enjoy your stay in America .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Nancy , nice to see you .",neutral,dailydialog "Nice to see you , too . I heard you are a staff of Nokia company .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I ’ m satisfied with this job .",neutral,dailydialog Congratulations . What did you do during the interview ?,neutral,dailydialog "Pay more attention to the external expressions , because they are important for the first impression . Good manner and style of conversation can let other feel your good self-cultivation . Good gestures and mien can let other feel very comfortable .",neutral,dailydialog How can I have the good external expressions ?,neutral,dailydialog "Don ’ t worry about that . You just pay more attention to the details of people ’ s action in life , and you will know how to transfer information by their body language .",neutral,dailydialog "Stupid girl , making me spend so much money , now I have to get it from the ATM ...",anger,dailydialog "Hello , welcome to Universal Bank . Please insert your card into the slot .",joy,dailydialog "I know where to put my card ! Stupid machine , talking to me like I ’ m an idiot ...",anger,dailydialog Please input your 6 digit PIN code followed by the pound key . Thank you . Please select an option.Thank you . You have selected withdrawal .,joy,dailydialog "Yeah , yeah , I know what I selected . Just gimme my money !",anger,dailydialog "Please type the amount you would like to withdraw . Thank you , you want to transfer 10000 USD to the World Wildlife Foundation . If this is correct please press 1 .",joy,dailydialog "No , no ! Stupid machine , what are you doing ! No !",anger,dailydialog Confirmed . Thank you for using our bank ! Please remove your card from the slot . Goodbye !,joy,dailydialog "No , no way ! What happened ? Give me my money !",anger,dailydialog "Danger , danger ! The exits have been sealed and the doors will remain locked in until the local authorities arrive . Thank you for using our bank . Have a nice day .",joy,dailydialog "Joe , how are you doing ?",neutral,dailydialog "I am great ! How about you , Mary ? How are you ?",neutral,dailydialog "I am doing great ! Thank you for asking , Joe .",neutral,dailydialog I was wondering if you want to go see a movie with me tonight ?,neutral,dailydialog I need to stay home tonight and finish my term paper .,neutral,dailydialog OK . What about going to the movies on Friday night ?,neutral,dailydialog What were you planning on seeing ?,neutral,dailydialog I was thinking about seeing that one about the rapist serial killer .,neutral,dailydialog How about “ The Secret Life of Bees ” ?,neutral,dailydialog That's a chick flick !,neutral,dailydialog What do you think we need to do to get our new branch office running well ?,neutral,dailydialog "First , I'd make sure that we have a good , local , corporate lawyer . He or she will know all the local laws and regulations .",neutral,dailydialog That ’ s very important . A friend recommended a good law firm to me . We ’ ll need someone to hire staff .,neutral,dailydialog "I think that we should send one of our HR people to do that . I don ’ t think we should use an agency , because they won ’ t be familiar with the type of people we employ . Have we decide on the location of",neutral,dailydialog "Yes . We have . We chose the location in the northeast of the city , not too far from the airport and on the edge of the CBD .",neutral,dailydialog Why didn ’ t we choose an office in the CBD ?,neutral,dailydialog The offices there were too expensive . Have we negotiated any contracts yet ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . We ’ Ve signed two contracts with companies that we already do work for in other countries . We hope to sign another three this month .,neutral,dailydialog When will the branch office open ?,neutral,dailydialog Hopefully next month . Everything is a little rushed . We should be able to set up our branch office and expand our business quickly .,neutral,dailydialog Has and advertising campaign been prepared ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it has . We ’ re going to target the business community through business magazines .",neutral,dailydialog I made plenty of business contract on my last visit and through the embassy . We should be able to get plenty of customers .,neutral,dailydialog Good afternoon . what can I do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog I want to pick up my valuables .,neutral,dailydialog May I have your key please ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . Here you are .,neutral,dailydialog Here is your valuable . Is that right ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , thank you .",joy,dailydialog did you know that abortion is still illegal in many states in the USA ?,neutral,dailydialog why ? I thought Americans were supposed to be more open than that .,neutral,dailydialog "well , for many religious people , they believe that people who abort their babies are murderers .",neutral,dailydialog do you think most people in America believe that abortion is wrong ?,neutral,dailydialog "no , I think it's mostly the older generation who are against abortions .",neutral,dailydialog it's no wonder there are so many teenage pregnancies in America .,neutral,dailydialog "religious people blame it on pre-marital sex , not on abortion being illegal .",neutral,dailydialog what do you think about abortion ?,neutral,dailydialog "I personally would never want to have one , but I think that since a pregnancy can affect a woman's entire life , she should have the right to decide for herself .",neutral,dailydialog do you think the fathers should have some kind of say in the matter ?,neutral,dailydialog "I know this is going to sound sexist , but I don't think that men should have to give their approval to the mothers of their children .",neutral,dailydialog "why not ? It's their children , too .",neutral,dailydialog "that may be true , but when a woman gets pregnant , it changes her life completely . Men can still carry on with their lives after the birth exactly as they did beforehand .",neutral,dailydialog "that might be true , but I think men should have some kind of say in the matter .",neutral,dailydialog "Come to think of it , you should get out your English books and catch up on your reading assignments .",neutral,dailydialog But I don't have any reading assignments .,neutral,dailydialog Then review for your test . You'll do even better . And maybe reading will help you get to sleep .,neutral,dailydialog "Aw , Mom-you're such a drag .",anger,dailydialog "You say that now , Lily , but you'll thank me later . I'm your mom , and mother knows best .",neutral,dailydialog I'm just calling to see if you have made any decision about the position .,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , we haven't made the decision at all .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have any idea when you might arrive at a decision ?,neutral,dailydialog We will let you know probably next Monday . I hope to give you a positive reply .,neutral,dailydialog I'm willing to wait until you have come to a decision .,neutral,dailydialog How did you find your apartment ?,neutral,dailydialog You can check on the bulletin boards at school for local housing .,neutral,dailydialog What if I need a roommate ?,neutral,dailydialog There are websites that can hook you up with a roommate .,neutral,dailydialog How much do apartments cost around here ?,neutral,dailydialog It depends on what you want . Do you want a one - or two-bedroom apartment ?,neutral,dailydialog I just need a one-bedroom apartment .,neutral,dailydialog That will probably cost you around twelve hundred dollars a month .,neutral,dailydialog Would you come with me to look at apartments ?,neutral,dailydialog I would be happy to look at apartments with you .,joy,dailydialog Have you heard what happened ?,neutral,dailydialog Heard what ?,neutral,dailydialog Deborah already had her baby .,neutral,dailydialog I didn't know that .,neutral,dailydialog I thought you knew .,neutral,dailydialog I honestly didn't know .,neutral,dailydialog The baby was 8 pounds 6 ounces .,neutral,dailydialog That's good to hear .,joy,dailydialog Will you go and visit them ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course I will .,neutral,dailydialog I just wanted to give you the good news .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks for letting me know .,neutral,dailydialog How silly of you to jump out of the window !,surprise,dailydialog But that was the first thing that came into my mind when I heard the shout earthquake !,neutral,dailydialog Why not use staircases ? The terror was not so violent at that time .,neutral,dailydialog That would be too late .,neutral,dailydialog Maybe the situation is too urgent .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I think I should have jumped in any case .",neutral,dailydialog I need to stop eating such unhealthy foods .,neutral,dailydialog I know what you mean . I've started eating better myself .,neutral,dailydialog What foods do you eat now ?,neutral,dailydialog "I tend to stick to fruits , vegetables , and chicken .",neutral,dailydialog Those are the only things you eat ?,neutral,dailydialog That's basically what I eat .,neutral,dailydialog Why aren't you eating anything else ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , fruits and vegetables are very healthy .",neutral,dailydialog And the chicken ?,neutral,dailydialog It's really healthy to eat when you bake it .,neutral,dailydialog I guess that does sound a lot healthier .,joy,dailydialog Good morning ! I am a new comer in our office .,joy,dailydialog Good morning ! Welcome to our office !,joy,dailydialog Nice to meet you ! My name is Grace Williams .,joy,dailydialog Nice to meet you too ! I am Peter Smith .,joy,dailydialog Today is my first day at work !,joy,dailydialog "Well , hope you will enjoy your first day ! Just ask me if you need any help .",joy,dailydialog Thank you . It's very kind of you .,joy,dailydialog You are welcome .,joy,dailydialog Do you have experience in advertising ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I used to have a part-time job in advertising company .",neutral,dailydialog What were you mean duties there ?,neutral,dailydialog I mostly did advertising planning .,neutral,dailydialog What qualities do you think an advertising planner should have ?,neutral,dailydialog "I think an advertising planner should have active thoughts , creative talent , and be sensitive to the changes in the market .",neutral,dailydialog What was the most important thing you have learned at work ?,neutral,dailydialog "The most important thing I learned was that I must continuously improve my abilities . Advertising is a constantly evolving trade and creativity is an important fact to success . If I want to make in marking in advertising industry , I can ’ t stop studying and creating .",neutral,dailydialog The air conditioning is not working ! We need to call a handyman before we start to fry in here !,neutral,dailydialog Dan is on top of that . I think they are also getting the handyman to fix the bathroom toilet that keeps clogging up .,neutral,dailydialog That would be convenient . They might as well ask him to fix the electrical wiring . The circuit breakers keep going out all the time . It ’ s really annoying !,neutral,dailydialog Yeah you are right . This office is falling apart ! Frank told me the other day that the gutters outside were clogged and that ’ s why the parking lot was flooded .,neutral,dailydialog I know ! I was in ankle deep water trying to get to my car that day ! The handyman definitely has his work cut out for him .,neutral,dailydialog Do you have anything to do after this ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I don't .",neutral,dailydialog Shall we drop in somewhere for a couple of drinks ?,joy,dailydialog That sounds like a good idea .,joy,dailydialog I know a very interesting place .,joy,dailydialog "Oh , do you ? Good .",joy,dailydialog "Oh , hi , Jessica , are you going to see this movie too ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'd love to , the movies are smash hit .",neutral,dailydialog Then let's go in .,neutral,dailydialog "I can't . I'm waiting for Paul , but he's late .",neutral,dailydialog I'll say the movie's starting in the minute .,neutral,dailydialog I know . I wonder what's keeping him .,neutral,dailydialog "Looks like he won't show up . He's done this before , hasn't he ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , a number of times .",neutral,dailydialog What's he trying to pull anyway .,neutral,dailydialog I don't know . But this is definitely the last straw .,neutral,dailydialog Maybe you should start seeing someone else .,neutral,dailydialog "You said it . Ok , let's go in , Sandy .",neutral,dailydialog I can't believe how hot it is .,neutral,dailydialog It's not even noon yet .,neutral,dailydialog That means it will get hotter .,neutral,dailydialog I am dying from the heat .,neutral,dailydialog Turn on the air conditioner .,neutral,dailydialog It doesn't work .,neutral,dailydialog What happened ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't know .,neutral,dailydialog Did you call the repairman ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course .,neutral,dailydialog When is he coming ?,neutral,dailydialog He's busy . He said next week .,neutral,dailydialog "Please help yourself to whatever you like , don't be shy .",joy,dailydialog "Yes , thank you . I've already been helping myself .",joy,dailydialog "This dish taste terrific . Would you like to try a little ? It is a little hot , but very good .",joy,dailydialog "I like hot food , especially Sichuan cuisine .",joy,dailydialog Would you like another beer ?,joy,dailydialog "I'll have another cup of beer insist . I know I don't like to drink alone , especially there are someone sitting there next to me .",joy,dailydialog "Come on , it's the weekend . Let's taste and enjoy this meal . Cheers !",joy,dailydialog "Bottom's up , and you're right . This meal is incredible . I wish I had known this restaurant before . Thanks for bringing me here . I know I'll be back agile soon .",joy,dailydialog "I have a complaint to make . The bill you sent me was incorrect . What's more , it isn't the first time",anger,dailydialog "Well , I must apologize , madam . We have new computers here , you know .",neutral,dailydialog Don't you think it's about time you got them working properly ?,anger,dailydialog I agree entirely . I assure you it won't happen again .,neutral,dailydialog What's the weather forecast for today ?,neutral,dailydialog "Cloudy in the morning , overcast in the afternoon .",neutral,dailydialog Any rain ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , but I wouldn't be surprised if it rained tomorrow .",neutral,dailydialog I wouldn't either . It's been looking like rain for several days .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , Linda , you must be so excited about going to study in America .",joy,dailydialog "Oh , yes , I am . I have always wanted to go to the States . I love meeting new people . And making new friends .",joy,dailydialog "Well , I'm sure you will .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , there's one thing .",neutral,dailydialog What's the matter,neutral,dailydialog "I'm a little worried about my host family . You know , in the agreement I have to do some cooking for them .",neutral,dailydialog What are the most popular sports in your country ?,neutral,dailydialog Swimming in summer and skating in winter.What ' s your favorite sport ?,neutral,dailydialog Jogging and bowling . Do you know how to practise Bungfu ?,neutral,dailydialog No I don't But l do Taijiquan or Shadow boxing.People everywhere in China usually do Taijiquan early in the morning.It can help people keep fit.It has a history of over three hundred years .,neutral,dailydialog Is it easy to learn ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . it is I can teach you if you like .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you . I can teach you how to bowl .,neutral,dailydialog Right . Let's help each other .,joy,dailydialog "When was America discovered , Tony ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm not certain . Do you know ?,neutral,dailydialog America was discovered by Christopher Columbus in 1492 .,neutral,dailydialog In a way that's right . But the Vikings travelled there long beforeColumbus . And what about the Red Indians ?,neutral,dailydialog All right . Ask me a question now .,neutral,dailydialog Who invented the electric light bulb ?,neutral,dailydialog That's easy . It was invented by Edison .,neutral,dailydialog Correct . Now for a harder question . Who will be the first men on Mars ?,neutral,dailydialog I can't answer that . But I think Mars will be visited by men before theed of this century .,neutral,dailydialog Ask me a question now .,neutral,dailydialog All right . What is the nearest planet to the sun ?,neutral,dailydialog "That's easy . It's .. er . Venus . NO . Pluto . No . Wait a minute . It's Anthe tip of my tongue . Oh dear , what is the nearest planet to the sun ?",neutral,dailydialog Check out these wheels !,neutral,dailydialog You bought a compact car ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I borrowed it .",neutral,dailydialog "Let me guess , from Sarah . It looks like something she would drive .",neutral,dailydialog "You guessed right . Besides , the color violet is a little girly for me .",neutral,dailydialog I love it . It's so festive ! And where did you get that cup ? It's got the same logo .,neutral,dailydialog "We quarreled yesterday , and he picked up and left .",neutral,dailydialog Terrible ! Does he want to divorce ?,neutral,dailydialog I am not sure .,neutral,dailydialog Don ’ t lose your reason . Go to find him and talk with him .,neutral,dailydialog Whew ! I had to wait for almost an hour to get to the front of the line .,neutral,dailydialog You have much patience .,neutral,dailydialog Wow ! Your calligraphy is very beautiful . It was worth the wait !,joy,dailydialog Thank you . Today I'm writing a kind of poem called a Chinese couplet .,joy,dailydialog What does it say ?,neutral,dailydialog "This is an especially famous one . It says "" May the passing days bring you health and longevity . May this season of renewal find you basked in riches . """,neutral,dailydialog That's very nice . Is it for sale ?,neutral,dailydialog No . I never sell my artwork .,neutral,dailydialog Really ? Then what do you do with it ?,surprise,dailydialog "I give it away . Here , this one is for you .",neutral,dailydialog Wow ! Really ? Are you sure ? Now I'll have a lucky year !,surprise,dailydialog "Remember , real luck must be created ( by ) yourself , and then it cannot be given or taken away ...",joy,dailydialog I often recalled the days when Tom and I were madly in love .,neutral,dailydialog Very romantic ?,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . He always tickled my finny bone with his college stories .,neutral,dailydialog You married him for that reason ?,neutral,dailydialog Definitely not . The most important thing was we loved each other .,neutral,dailydialog It seldom rains this summer .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , some places are very short of water .",neutral,dailydialog "Because of pollution and other things , our environment has become worse and worse .",neutral,dailydialog "You see , This time I traveled to the West . When I looked out of the windows of the rain , all the lands that I could see are as dry as a bone .",neutral,dailydialog It is serious .,neutral,dailydialog I'm looking forward to summer vacation .,joy,dailydialog Me too .,joy,dailydialog My granny is such a kind-hearted person . She is willing to help .,joy,dailydialog She does have a heart of gold .,neutral,dailydialog You can say that again .,joy,dailydialog "Look at this newspaper article about this famous local medium . It says that she is really gifted and so popular now , that she is booked solid with appointments for the next twelve months !",neutral,dailydialog "You don't really believe in all that hocus pocus mumbo jumbo , do you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I have had many friends that went to a psychic and got their palms read and most of the things the psychic told her came true !",neutral,dailydialog Of course it does ! They tell you general and obvious things like that you will be successful or have a big house . I think most of the times they are just scam artists .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , historically it is a practice that many cultures share . Reading the tarot cards , in the east they would even read tea leaves ! I even heard that there are people that make you smoke a cigar , and then read your ashes .",neutral,dailydialog "All superstitious nonsense ! I would still like to go to one and see what he or she has to say , just for kicks .",neutral,dailydialog "Can I help you , sir ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I'd like a book about law .",neutral,dailydialog Would you tell me the name of the book and the author ?,neutral,dailydialog "Uh , the Origin of Law . And it's written by Professor Felix of Harvard .",neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry . It's out of stock now . Could you come by again next week ?,neutral,dailydialog Next week ? It is too late . I need it urgently .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , then , is it convenient to leave your phone number so that I can inform you as soon as we restock it ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , thanks any way .",neutral,dailydialog You're welcome .,neutral,dailydialog Bob !,neutral,dailydialog Anne ! I haven't seen you for ages.How ' Ve you been ?,neutral,dailydialog "Fine , just fine.And you ?",neutral,dailydialog Not bad.It really is great to see you again.Where have you been ?,joy,dailydialog Guangzhou . I've got a cousin there .,neutral,dailydialog I am so glad I caught you at home . I need your help !,joy,dailydialog "What's up , Robert ?",neutral,dailydialog "Cafe au lait , cafe latte , cappuccino , cafe mocha ... I can't keep them all straight !",joy,dailydialog Slow down . What are you talking about ?,neutral,dailydialog "It's about a girl . No , an angel ! I'm going to the coffee shop where she works right now .",joy,dailydialog "Hello , is this the ABC company ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , may I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog "We have just arrived from Tokyo only ... looking for a reserve car of your company . All of above , we cannot find it .",neutral,dailydialog What is your reservation number ?,neutral,dailydialog Our reservation number is J - 221 .,neutral,dailydialog "Let me see . Oh , yes , we have your reservation number .",neutral,dailydialog You mean you haven ’ t arranged any car ?,surprise,dailydialog I ’ m sorry to say no .,neutral,dailydialog "Here I ’ ll take taxi instead , how do you refund us ?",neutral,dailydialog What kind of gas does this car take ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't know . It's a rental .,neutral,dailydialog I will give you premium unleaded . Alright ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , why not ?",neutral,dailydialog That is the pump you are in front of .,neutral,dailydialog Is it expensive ?,neutral,dailydialog It is the most expensive .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I don't want it then . Can I move to another pump ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I can give you regular unleaded . But you have to back up the car a little .",neutral,dailydialog Give me regular unleaded then . I will back up.Can you wash my windows for me ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , sir . This is not a full service gas station . I will help you fill the gas , but we don't wash windows here .",sadness,dailydialog "Really ? Well , I guess I have to get used to it .",surprise,dailydialog "Mary , it's good to see you !",joy,dailydialog Josh and I were just on our way back home from the beach and thought we'd drop by .,joy,dailydialog I am so glad that you decided to stop by !,joy,dailydialog "Yes , it has been a long time since we have seen you .",joy,dailydialog "Mary , can I get Josh or you something to drink ?",joy,dailydialog "Oh no , thank you . We aren't all that thirsty .",neutral,dailydialog How about a little snack then ?,joy,dailydialog "No , thank you , we just ate lunch a little while ago .",neutral,dailydialog "Well then , how is your family ?",neutral,dailydialog Everyone is doing great . My sister finally had her baby .,neutral,dailydialog Everything is now . I'm kind of sick of it .,joy,dailydialog Each ring has 3 small diamonds inside the band .,neutral,dailydialog Oooh ! One for each of the zeros in 2000 ! Wow !,joy,dailydialog Stop making fun of me .,neutral,dailydialog So find a guy to marry and you can get one !,joy,dailydialog I don't need a guy to buy a wedding ring !,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I see . You're going to wear one and pretend you're married to try to attract guys .",joy,dailydialog I went to the tutoring service centre on campus today . And I got a job .,joy,dailydialog Congratulation . What will you do ?,joy,dailydialog "They got me a part-time tutoring job , teaching an Australian businessman Chinese .",neutral,dailydialog That's wonderful . I want to get a part-time job too . Tell me what I should do .,joy,dailydialog It's very simple actually . You can go to the service centre and have your name and job interest resisted . They will give you a call if any job comes up .,neutral,dailydialog Good . I'll do it .,joy,dailydialog Has Robert ever missed coming to one of our parties ?,neutral,dailydialog Only once or twice at the most .,neutral,dailydialog Do you know why ?,neutral,dailydialog I have no idea .,neutral,dailydialog "Wow ! What a beautiful scenic spot ! It's so open . And just breathe that fresh air , you can almost taste its freshness .",joy,dailydialog You can have a bird view of Guiling City from the top of the mountain .,joy,dailydialog Wonderful ! I'll often come here for mountain climbing .,joy,dailydialog "You should . Many Guiliners , especially the old and the young , will climb mountains here in the morning .",joy,dailydialog No wonder people say,joy,dailydialog "Quick ! Pass me your binoculars . Look at that bird ... I've never seen one of those before . It's indigenous to Guiling , and an endangered species too . This is lucky !",surprise,dailydialog I didn't know you liked bird-watching .,joy,dailydialog "I don't really . I just like wildlife , and you don't get to see too much of it in the city . This place is full of it .",joy,dailydialog "Hide me , Yi-jun ! The kids all think I'm the real Easter bunny !",neutral,dailydialog "Aw , that's sweet ! I knew your costume would be a success .",neutral,dailydialog It's a success all right . The kids keep trying to catch me .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I saw that . I thought you were playing a game with them .",neutral,dailydialog Some game ! You try being tackled by ten kids at once !,neutral,dailydialog "Um , Holly ? Look behind you . They're coming this way .",neutral,dailydialog "hi , Bob , I am so glad that you came .",joy,dailydialog of course I'd come . I couldn't think of a better chance to see all my old friends .,neutral,dailydialog yeah . It's hard to believe that it's been ten years since graduation . It feels just yesterday we collected our diplomas .,neutral,dailydialog "how time flies . But hey , how are things going with you ?",neutral,dailydialog "oh , where to start ? There have been ups and downs . I'm still trying to find my place in this world . It's only recently that I've been able to start settling down . How about you ? You still with Jenn",neutral,dailydialog "yeah , Jenny and I got married right after graduation . It was tough the first years trying to make ends meet . I was supporting us both while she continued her studies . But now things are getting better",neutral,dailydialog "oh , that sounds wonderful . I have always known you two would make it . I hope I can keep in better contact with you guys . I don't want us to drift apart again .",joy,dailydialog "definitely ! Actually , we just moved into a new place . There's a house-warming party this Saturday , if you are free ? I know Jenny would love to see you again and it should be a good party .",joy,dailydialog sounds great ! I'll be there .,joy,dailydialog "I guess I'm just a little nervous . I'm giving everything I have to invoking , and ...",neutral,dailydialog "and what if it doesn't work out , right ?",neutral,dailydialog Exactly .,neutral,dailydialog You need to quit thinking like a loser . invoking is going to kick butt . You know how I know ?,neutral,dailydialog How ?,neutral,dailydialog Because I won't let it fail .,neutral,dailydialog "But what about tomorrow ? What if Stars.com decides to go with WebTracker , and not us ?",neutral,dailydialog Are you ready for the camping trip ?,neutral,dailydialog "All set . I've got my makeup , my Cds , and my portable TV set ...",neutral,dailydialog Hello ! We're supposed to be getting back to nature .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , yeah . Anyway ... I'm packed . Are you ?",neutral,dailydialog I've been packed for a week . All my stuff is in this backpack .,neutral,dailydialog Let me see ... two books ... birdseed ?,neutral,dailydialog That's trail mix !,neutral,dailydialog Same difference . What's this ?,neutral,dailydialog It's getting late . I really have to go .,neutral,dailydialog I hope we'll get together again soon .,neutral,dailydialog I hope so . A good journey to you !,joy,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog I ’ m fed up with marriage .,neutral,dailydialog Why do you say so ? Everyone admires that you have a good wife .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , no . When we were poor , we often tried our best to make ends meet . It was a hard time .",neutral,dailydialog But now you are rich .,neutral,dailydialog And we have some squabbles on some boring things .,neutral,dailydialog This is ordinary marriage life .,neutral,dailydialog How about you and Tom ? What time is your wedding ?,neutral,dailydialog "Don ’ t be kidding , OK ?",anger,dailydialog What ’ s the matter ? So angry . I ’ m just playing a joke with you .,neutral,dailydialog Because I have given him up as a bad job . Our relation has been over .,anger,dailydialog "Margaret , do you think I should enroll in the science course ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I think so , If you want to graduated this year , you've got to take a science course .",neutral,dailydialog "Right , I figure since you are doing premedical , you know about the very courses .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I have to take biology , chemistry , maps and physics.what you need is a good introductory course for non-science majors .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I really weak in maps , I did poorly in high school .",neutral,dailydialog That's a problem .,neutral,dailydialog What are you listening to ? Is that Beethoven or Mozart ?,neutral,dailydialog It's Beethoven . Do you like it ?,neutral,dailydialog "I think Beethoven's music is incredible . I've heard that listening to it can make you more intelligent , too . Do you believe that ?",neutral,dailydialog "I don't know about that , but I do think that it helps people relax .",neutral,dailydialog What other kind of music do you listen to ?,neutral,dailydialog "Actually , I mostly just listen classical music . What about you ?",neutral,dailydialog "To be honest , I think classical music is too complicated for me .",neutral,dailydialog What kind of music do you prefer then ?,neutral,dailydialog I like pop music . Do you ?,neutral,dailydialog Not really . I don't think pop music has much depth .,neutral,dailydialog I see what you mean . I think that's way I like it so much .,neutral,dailydialog "How long have you been in to pop music , then ?",neutral,dailydialog I've always been into it . Have you always liked classical music ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not really . When I was little , we didn't really listen to music at all .",neutral,dailydialog "So , how did you become interested in it ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , when I was about 10 years old , I started playing the piano . I think that's how it all started .",neutral,dailydialog Do you still play piano ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it's one of my hobbies .",neutral,dailydialog "Hi Paul . How are you , friend .",neutral,dailydialog Not good . My cousin is driving me up the wall .,disgust,dailydialog How so ?,neutral,dailydialog "He stays up untill all hours of the night , and he never lifts a finger to help .",disgust,dailydialog Have you talk to him about it ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not yet , but I have to soon . He's eating me out of house and home . I caught him reading the fridge again last night",disgust,dailydialog "Ahahah , Maybe that will help you lose weight .",neutral,dailydialog "This is no laughing matter , Nick .",neutral,dailydialog Sorry Paul . I couldn't help it . So why doesn't he give you a hand ?,neutral,dailydialog He watch the tob too much . Now really I don't know . But I can't handle this much longer .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , talk to him , and let me know what happens , OK ?",neutral,dailydialog "You're from New York , aren't you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that's right .",neutral,dailydialog What do you suggest I should see in New York ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , how about the Museum of Modern Art ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , I don't like museums . They're boring .",neutral,dailydialog Why don't you go to see the Empire State Building ?,neutral,dailydialog Ah ! That sounds interesting .,joy,dailydialog What's your favorite book ?,neutral,dailydialog It's Gone With the Wind .,neutral,dailydialog Why do you like it best ?,neutral,dailydialog I enjoy the various characters and the plot .,joy,dailydialog Well . I like the Thom Birds best .,neutral,dailydialog Is it very interesting ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure . I like the writer's language , too .",neutral,dailydialog "If I have a chance , I'll enjoy the book .",neutral,dailydialog Would you like to go to the bookshop with me ?,joy,dailydialog That's a good idea . Let's go !,joy,dailydialog "John , my father isn't there at all . Are you kidding ?",surprise,dailydialog "Cool , fellow , what's the date today , buddy ?",neutral,dailydialog "It's ... oh it's the 1st April , April Fool's Day .",neutral,dailydialog "You forgot all of about it , didn't you ?",neutral,dailydialog I ’ m pretty sure that Jim will turn out to be a good lawyer .,neutral,dailydialog How can you be so sure ?,neutral,dailydialog "He knows a lot about law and he ’ s eloquent , too .",neutral,dailydialog Could you tell me if you have ever taken a class from Dr . Miller ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . Are you going to be taking a class from him ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , but I have never taken his class before .",neutral,dailydialog He is very interesting and challenging . Is that what you are looking for ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that's what I need .",neutral,dailydialog He is really clear on what you need to learn to get a good grade . Are you willing to study hard ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I guess so .",neutral,dailydialog What I really liked about him is that he was an understanding and friendly teacher . Do you enjoy that in a teacher ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I had a teacher like that before .",neutral,dailydialog Did you know that he has 20 years teaching experience ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I didn't , but that could be a good thing .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , take a look at everything and figure out what is best for you . Good luck !",joy,dailydialog "Honey , what's wrong with you ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm not feeling well . I'm very nervous .,neutral,dailydialog Take it easy . We are going to have our own baby . You should be happy .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I know .",neutral,dailydialog "The doctors and the nurses will help you . And I will be waiting for you right here , praying for you and our baby .",neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , dear . I feel better now .",joy,dailydialog The weather is terrible .,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . It's been raining a lot these days .,neutral,dailydialog I have been watching a lot of videos at home because of the constant rain .,neutral,dailydialog Have you heard when it's supposed to get better ?,neutral,dailydialog "I saw the weather report , and it's going to rain for the next eight days .",neutral,dailydialog That sucks so much . What are we going to do ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm getting pretty bored . We should do something despite the rain .,neutral,dailydialog I'm with you . What do you have in mind ?,neutral,dailydialog I haven't been to the Mall in a long time . Let's go there .,neutral,dailydialog "That sounds good . They have a movie theatre there , so if we get bored , we can watch a movie .",joy,dailydialog Great . I'll stop by your place now .,joy,dailydialog Ok . Don't forget to bring your umbrella . The rain can start up again anytime .,joy,dailydialog "Come in , come in , what can I do for you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Professor Donald , are you giving your advanced geology course again next semester ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I am applying on it .",neutral,dailydialog "I wonder if I could enroll in it . I know it is a graduate course and I ' m a junior , but ...",neutral,dailydialog Aren't you a bit young ? I have a lot of qualified seniors to take the course and they usually have a hard time keeping up .,neutral,dailydialog "I know , but geology of the American west is my major interest and I have done a large reading in the field .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , if you think you are ready , I'll let you enroll .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , thanks , professor Donald . This is really very nice of you .",joy,dailydialog "... so , I said , let ’ s take a break.And since that night , I ’ Ve been waiting for him to call , but I still haven ’ t heard from him . You don ’ t think he ’ s seeing someone else , do you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Come on , don ’ t be so dramatic ! I ’ m sure everything is going to work out just fine .",neutral,dailydialog "You think so ? Oh , no ! How can he do this to me ? I ’ m sure he ’ s cheating on me ! Why else wouldn ’ t he call ?",anger,dailydialog "But , you two are on a break . Theoretically he can do whatever he likes .",neutral,dailydialog He ’ s the love of my life ! I ’ Ve really messed this up .,sadness,dailydialog "Come on , hon . Pull yourself together . It ’ s going to be alright .",neutral,dailydialog "But I ... I still love him ! And it ’ s all my fault ! I can ’ t believe how immature and selfish I was being . I mean , he is a firefighter , it ’ s not like he can just leave someone in a burning building and meet me for dinner . I ’ Ve totally messed this up !",sadness,dailydialog "You know what , Veronica , I think you should make the first step . I ’ m sure he ’ ll forgive you ...",neutral,dailydialog "No , this is not gonna happen ! I ... I ’ Ve ruined everything ...",sadness,dailydialog do you hear something ?,neutral,dailydialog "what's wrong , Jerry ? You look so upset .",neutral,dailydialog "to be honest , I was just dumped .",sadness,dailydialog "oh , I'm sorry to hear that . You can go on a holiday to cheer you up .",neutral,dailydialog "no , thanks . I'm not in the mood for traveling .",sadness,dailydialog come on . A trip will do you good . Are you doing anything this weekend ?,neutral,dailydialog I was planning on doing a lot of wallowing .,neutral,dailydialog "well , my friends and I are planning on going to Shangri-La on Saturday . Do you want to come with us ?",neutral,dailydialog where is that ?,neutral,dailydialog not very far from here . We'll fly . It's about one and a half hours .,neutral,dailydialog what's there to see ?,neutral,dailydialog "there is a large canyon , vast grasslands , ancient forests and mountain lakes .",neutral,dailydialog "oh , sounds nice .",joy,dailydialog "yes , the scenery there is breathtaking . I have some pictures at home . You can come over and take a look if you like .",neutral,dailydialog ok . Then I can make up my mind .,joy,dailydialog Did you have any kind of punishment in your life and studies ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , just once .",neutral,dailydialog What was the reason ?,neutral,dailydialog I once played truant when I was in college because I intended to organize a donation activity for the disaster-hit areas in Sichuan .,neutral,dailydialog Do you want to hang out tomorrow ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I can't . I have a date !",neutral,dailydialog Really ? Wow with who ?,surprise,dailydialog This girl I've been chatting with for the past couple of months . She's really cool and she's driving over here this weekend .,neutral,dailydialog "Wait a minute , you mean you met her online ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah ! I signed up for a website called match @ . com and it is great ! You fill in all your details and preferences , like if you are a smoker or if you have any pets . Then you find people that have similar characteristics and you can email them or chat .",neutral,dailydialog That is kind of weird ! What if she is a psycho or something like that ?,neutral,dailydialog "It's the same as meeting people anywhere and dating them ! I am just tired of going to bars or being set up for dates by my friends ! I think this is a really cool alternative , especially if you are a bit shy .",neutral,dailydialog I guess it does seem logical . I'll have to check it out !,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I'm afraid I must be going now . I have no idea it was so late .",neutral,dailydialog Stay for dinner with us .,joy,dailydialog "I'm afraid I can't . I have a dinner party at seven tonight . You see , I am going to England the day after tomorrow .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I won't keep you then . It was very nice of you to come to see me .",joy,dailydialog It has been a pleasure . Goodbye .,joy,dailydialog Goodbye . Thank you again for coming .,joy,dailydialog "Honey , do you have a second ?",neutral,dailydialog Sure ! Are you okay ? You seem a bit worried.What ’ s on your mind ?,neutral,dailydialog We need to talk .,neutral,dailydialog Okay ...,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ Ve been thinking , and well , I think we need to start seeing other people .",neutral,dailydialog "What ? Why ? I mean , we ’ Ve had our ups and downs , and we have the occasional disagreement , but we ’ re happy together , aren ’ t we ?",surprise,dailydialog "That ’ s just it , I ’ m not happy anymore , Tim . It ’ s not you , it ’ s me . I know that I can be hard to deal with , and you are a great guy ! You are the type of guy that any woman would kill for !",sadness,dailydialog "So , what are you saying ? You ’ re breaking up with me because I ’ m perfect ?",surprise,dailydialog "Tim , you are too good for me . You deserve someone who can make you smile and make you happy the way that you made me happy . Oh , I could say that I ’ ll be all you need , but that would be a lie . I know I ’ d only hurt you , I know I ’ d only make you cry .",sadness,dailydialog "Baby , come on . Don ’ t do this to me ! Whatever it is , we can work it out . Just give me another chance ! I know that we can get through this , but we gotta stick together ! Don ’ t leave me .",sadness,dailydialog "I can ’ t , Tim . I hope someday you can find some way to understand I ’ m only doing this for you . I don ’ t really wanna go but , deep in my heart I know this is the kindest thing to do .",sadness,dailydialog Laura ...,sadness,dailydialog "Here are your keys . I ’ ll send my sister to pick up the rest of my things next week . I ’ m sorry , Tim . I wish you all the best , and I hope that one day we can meet again . I ’ ll always love you . Goodbye .",sadness,dailydialog "Oh , my God . I can't take it any more .",neutral,dailydialog "What's wrong , honey ? Take it easy .",neutral,dailydialog I am tired of doing that boring work . I just repeat doing counting everyday . It's so terrible .,neutral,dailydialog Me too . But I think we can do something else for a change .,neutral,dailydialog You know I work with my professional knowledge not passion . Sometimes I don't know what the meaning of working is ?,neutral,dailydialog But you did a good job . You always perform the best in our company .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that's in the past . Maybe I need to go to my psychologist for help .",neutral,dailydialog Perhaps you've just tired and you need a vacation .,neutral,dailydialog I was full of ambitions before . But now I have no aim for my career .,neutral,dailydialog Maybe we should keep on studying to enrich our knowledge and make our life exciting .,neutral,dailydialog That sounds interesting . But I don't know how to do that .,neutral,dailydialog How about a training course ?,neutral,dailydialog A training course ? That must be costly .,neutral,dailydialog But it's worth it . Maybe it can get us into a good mood and also helps us learn something to use for the future .,neutral,dailydialog "OK , let's have a try .",neutral,dailydialog OK .,neutral,dailydialog Have you seen the new James Bond movie ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes . You ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . What did you think of it ?,neutral,dailydialog I thought it was better than the others-I really liked it . What did you think of it ?,joy,dailydialog "Yes , I liked it , too . It was exciting , but not over the top . Do you know what I mean ?",joy,dailydialog "Mmm . That's what I thought too . I really liked the car chase , and the opening credit sequence was very exciting . And I always enjoy watching Pierce Brosnan .",joy,dailydialog "Oh , yes . He's brilliant . Did you like the title song ?",neutral,dailydialog "Not as much as last time , actually . What's the name of the American actor who was in the supporting role ?",neutral,dailydialog "Hum , Edward Norton , or something like that . Did you like him ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes . He was excellent . They worked well together , don't you think ?",joy,dailydialog I don't know . I think the woman was better . She provided a good love interest . Lucky James Bond !,joy,dailydialog Yes !,joy,dailydialog My friend Jean is very beautiful .,joy,dailydialog What's her figure ?,neutral,dailydialog "Perfect , and I like her charming eyes too .",joy,dailydialog What's the color of her eyes ?,neutral,dailydialog Dark blue .,joy,dailydialog Where are you going ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm going to buy a CD .,neutral,dailydialog Why not listen to music online ?,neutral,dailydialog "Then I will have to pay quite a lot to listen to music on line , isn't it ?",neutral,dailydialog "You can audition music on line , and you can audition it off line after downloading it , so you needn't pay for it .",neutral,dailydialog "I have downloaded one , but it still can't be listened .",neutral,dailydialog "In order to listen to music , you must have the necessary software .",neutral,dailydialog Can you recommend some to me ?,neutral,dailydialog Certainly . Realplayer is a good .,neutral,dailydialog Can I download it ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , but you need install it after downloading so that you can use it .",neutral,dailydialog I'll try it tonight .,neutral,dailydialog What were you and Richard talking about earlier ? It looked intense .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , Richard said something to me that I didn't appreciate .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , no . I know how insensitive he can be . What has he done now ?",neutral,dailydialog He asked me how long it took me to learn English .,neutral,dailydialog "But , you were born and raised in California !",surprise,dailydialog "Yeah , but I get that sometimes . It doesn't matter how many generations my family has lived in the U . S . , we'll always be foreigners in their eyes .",neutral,dailydialog What a racist ! How can you stand working with the guy ?,surprise,dailydialog "You know , Richard isn't such a bad guy . He made the comment out of ignorance , not malice .",neutral,dailydialog "So , what did you say when he asked you how long it took you to learn English ?",neutral,dailydialog "I told him 28 years . And , he knows I'm 28 years old since I just celebrated my birthday last week . He was puzzled for a minute , and then he got it .",neutral,dailydialog Are you sure he really got the message ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I'm pretty sure since I then asked him how long it took him to learn English .",neutral,dailydialog That's hilarious ! What did he say ?,neutral,dailydialog "He said , ' 36 years , ' and we both laughed about it . He apologized and now , it's all good .",neutral,dailydialog I'm glad . I bet he won't make that mistake again .,neutral,dailydialog Could you tell me the origin of the Dragon-Boat Festival ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it's a way to commemorate a great ancient romantic poet , and the race is a symbol of the attempt to save him .",neutral,dailydialog I see.Did they succeed in the end ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course not.He drowned .,neutral,dailydialog What can I do for you today ?,neutral,dailydialog I would like to use a computer .,neutral,dailydialog Do you have your library card ?,neutral,dailydialog I sure do .,neutral,dailydialog There is a wait for the computers .,neutral,dailydialog That ’ s all right .,neutral,dailydialog You need to print your name on this list .,neutral,dailydialog Okay . Now what ?,neutral,dailydialog "Once a computer is available , I will let you know .",neutral,dailydialog How am I supposed to log on to the computer ?,neutral,dailydialog All you do is type in the number on the back of your card .,neutral,dailydialog That ’ s it ? Thank you very much .,joy,dailydialog "how are you doing , Christopher ?",neutral,dailydialog "to be honest , I'm really fed up with work at the moment . I need a break !",disgust,dailydialog are you doing anything this weekend ?,neutral,dailydialog I have to work on Saturday all day ! I really hate my job !,disgust,dailydialog are you available on Sunday ?,neutral,dailydialog "yes , that's my only day off until Thursday .",neutral,dailydialog "ok , well , my friends and I are planning on going to the beach on Sunday . We tend to leave around noon whenever we go anywhere , so you could still sleep in . Do you want to come with us ?",neutral,dailydialog that'd be fantastic ! Which beach are you going to ?,neutral,dailydialog it's a quiet beach just about an hour outside of the city .,neutral,dailydialog what should I bring with me ?,neutral,dailydialog "we've got plenty of inflatables , but if you want to sit on a chair , you'll have to bring your own sunlounger .",neutral,dailydialog I can just use my beach towel . I love lazing around in the sun .,neutral,dailydialog do you like surfing ?,neutral,dailydialog I've actually never tired . Do you have a surfboard ?,neutral,dailydialog we've got a few . I can teach you how to surf on Sunday . It'll be fun !,joy,dailydialog I can't wait ! It sounds like we're going to have a great time . How much money should I bring ?,neutral,dailydialog "you'll just need roughly $ 10 for food and gas money . My friend is driving , so we usually all chip in a few dollars for gas money .",neutral,dailydialog "ok , where and when should I meet you ?",neutral,dailydialog we'll pick you up at your place at noon . Be there or be square !,joy,dailydialog I'm not really accustomed to the style of the new boss .,neutral,dailydialog It'll take us all some time to get used to the change .,neutral,dailydialog I give up ! I simply can't learn French !,neutral,dailydialog Why do you say that ? I think you're making a lot of progress .,neutral,dailydialog "No , I'm not . I try and try and I still can't speak it very well .",neutral,dailydialog Learning any language takes a lot of effort.But don't give up . Why don't we practise those dialogues together ?,neutral,dailydialog Good idea . That might help .,neutral,dailydialog He said I have a big nose . I wonder what that means .,neutral,dailydialog "You are interested in other people ’ s business , aren ’ t you ?",neutral,dailydialog Does he mean I am inquisitive or I ’ m noisy ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes .,neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , I'd like to ask you a few questions about the city .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , please .",joy,dailydialog "My wife wants to take the children to go shopping , where is the best place to go ?",joy,dailydialog "I would recommend the mall , it's about 20 minutes , drive to the south in a taxi . It has a wide range of shops and restaurants .",joy,dailydialog "Thank you . Also , we'd like to do some sightseeing while we're in town . Can you recommend some local attractions ?",joy,dailydialog How old are your children ?,neutral,dailydialog I have a 10 - year-old boy and a 6 - year-old girl .,neutral,dailydialog I would recommend a day at the zoo . It's fun for all the family . There is also a water park just outside the city if you would like a day trip .,neutral,dailydialog It sounds marvelous . Thank you for your help .,joy,dailydialog "Boy , it looks like everyone in your family is here , from young to old .",neutral,dailydialog Easter's a good day for reunions . The family goes to church together .,neutral,dailydialog And after church they come here for lunch ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yup , a big potluck buffet . And then-notice there are no children around ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , what's up with that ?",neutral,dailydialog "The kids wait in the house while the grownups hide these . Hide away , Yi-jun !",neutral,dailydialog Hi ! I'm happy you could make it .,joy,dailydialog "Well , I've been looking forward to seeing you .",joy,dailydialog What can I get you ?,joy,dailydialog I'd love a gin and tonic .,joy,dailydialog Could you please help me to check out the book ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , what's the author's name , please .",neutral,dailydialog I can't remember that clearly . It probably be Charles ...,neutral,dailydialog Charles Dickens ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , no , no . I'm not interested in literature .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , do you know the title of the book ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , sorry . I'm always absent-minded . I remember that I've put a note in my pocket .",neutral,dailydialog "So , show me the note please .",neutral,dailydialog I can't find it now .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , such bad luck , sir . Can you please name the category of the book ?",neutral,dailydialog Let me see . It's not fiction . It's biography .,neutral,dailydialog "OK , I'll search it for you . A moment , please .",neutral,dailydialog Thanks .,neutral,dailydialog How do you decide what grade we get ?,neutral,dailydialog "I look at many things , attendance , quizzes , and tests .",neutral,dailydialog What is the most important factor ?,neutral,dailydialog "Obviously I look for improvement as we go along , but I would like you to do your best from the beginning .",neutral,dailydialog How can we keep track of our grades ?,neutral,dailydialog "The final and midterm are 40 percent of your grade ; homework , attendance , and quizzes total 60 percent .",neutral,dailydialog What if we can't get to school ?,neutral,dailydialog You can only miss one class without penalty .,neutral,dailydialog "If we have a major problem , will you let us know ?",neutral,dailydialog I will be letting you know during the year if you have a major problem .,neutral,dailydialog We're thinking about going to America .,neutral,dailydialog Have you thought about the cost ?,neutral,dailydialog There is that .,neutral,dailydialog I believe it'll be very expensive .,neutral,dailydialog May I help you with something ?,neutral,dailydialog I would like to return some books .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ ll take them .,neutral,dailydialog Here you go .,neutral,dailydialog These books were due two weeks ago .,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . I totally forgot they were due .,neutral,dailydialog You will need to pay late fees on these books .,neutral,dailydialog How much are the late fees ?,neutral,dailydialog The fee is 25 cents every day .,neutral,dailydialog I have to pay 25 cents a day ?,surprise,dailydialog And that ’ s for each book that is late .,neutral,dailydialog That shouldn ’ t be a problem .,neutral,dailydialog This is such a beautiful day ! Great for sailing !,joy,dailydialog It sure is ! The water looks so nice ! Anchor the boat for a little while . I ’ m going to take a dip .,joy,dailydialog Why are you doggy-paddling ? I taught you how to swim ! Do your breast stroke !,joy,dailydialog "I get too tired ! I ’ ll just backstroke , it ’ s easier !",neutral,dailydialog Try kicking your legs more . That ’ s good . Don ’ t go out too far !,neutral,dailydialog It ’ s fine . Jump in !,neutral,dailydialog Kathy ! Get back here ! I see a shark !,neutral,dailydialog Ahahah ! ! ! Help me ! Help ! Bring the boat closer ! The shark is coming straight towards me !,neutral,dailydialog It ’ s right under you ! Kathy ! ! !,neutral,dailydialog "what was your wedding ceremony like , Abigail ?",neutral,dailydialog my husband and I got married in a registry office with just two friends there as witnesses . But then we had three parties to celebrate .,neutral,dailydialog three parties ? That's quite a lot . That must have been expensive !,neutral,dailydialog "well , since my husband and I are from two different countries , and we live in a third country , we decided to have one in each country . It wasn't actually that expensive .",neutral,dailydialog were your parents upset that they weren't there to see you get married ?,neutral,dailydialog "I would have liked them to be there , but they couldn ’ t afford to fly out to see us , and we couldn't afford to fly out to see them , so they understood .",neutral,dailydialog did your husband's family get to meet your family ?,neutral,dailydialog "my husband's parents flew out to meet my family when we got married in my hometown , so that was great . Some people spend ridiculous amounts of money on extravagant wedding receptions , but we agreed t",neutral,dailydialog that makes sense . Did you go on a honeymoon ?,neutral,dailydialog we waited until our one-year anniversary to go on our honeymoon to Africa .,neutral,dailydialog "you really didn't have a very traditional wedding , did you ?",neutral,dailydialog "not at all , but we don ’ t have a very traditional marriage either , so it suited us perfectly !",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , hi , Jessica , are you going to see this movie too ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'd love to , the movies are smash hit .",neutral,dailydialog Then let's go in .,neutral,dailydialog "I can't . I'm waiting for Paul , but he's late .",neutral,dailydialog I'll say the movie's starting in the minute .,neutral,dailydialog I know . I wonder what's keeping him .,sadness,dailydialog "Looks like he won't show up . He's done this before , hasn't he ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , a number of times .",sadness,dailydialog What's he trying to pull anyway .,neutral,dailydialog I don't know . But this is definitely the last straw .,sadness,dailydialog Maybe you should start seeing someone else .,neutral,dailydialog "You said it . Ok , let's go in , Sandy .",joy,dailydialog "So , you ’ re applying for a B2 visa , where is your final destination and what ’ s the purpose of your trip to the United States ?",neutral,dailydialog I ’ m going to visit my brother . he ’ s just had a baby . He lives in Minneapolis .,neutral,dailydialog And how long do you you plan to remain in the United States ?,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ ll be here for approximately three weeks . See , here ’ s my return ticket for the twenty-sixth of March .",neutral,dailydialog "And , who is sponsoring your trip ?",neutral,dailydialog "My brother , here , this is an invitation letter from him . I will stay with him and his family in their home .",neutral,dailydialog "Alright , tell me about the ties you have to your home country .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I own a house . actually , I ’ m leaving my dog there with my neighbors . I have a car at home , and oh , my job ! I ’ m employed by Tornal as an engineer . Actually , I only have three weeks ’ vacation , so I have to go back to work at the end of March .",neutral,dailydialog And what evidence do you have that you are financially independent ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I do have assets in my country . like I said , I own a house , and see , here ’ s a bank statement showing my investments , and my bank balance .",joy,dailydialog "I ’ m sorry , sir , we cannot grant you a B2 visa at this time , instead , you are granted a resident visa ! Congratulations , you are the millionth person to apply for a visa ! You win ! Congratulations !",joy,dailydialog "Good afternoon , madam . How can I help you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I am a bit out of shape . I'm thinking about getting some exercises to keep fit .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , that's good news for us .",joy,dailydialog So what do you provide ?,neutral,dailydialog "First of all , we'll design a custom-made work-out plan according to your habits .",neutral,dailydialog How can you get that done ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , we give each of our customers a personal trainer who is qualified . And he will give you a fitness assessment and then come up with the work-out plan for your needs .",neutral,dailydialog What else ?,neutral,dailydialog "Since everyone is different , your personal trainer will find you a suitable type of exercise equipment and teach you all the techniques to help you achieve your fitness level and goal .",neutral,dailydialog Sounds pretty good . What about the charge ?,joy,dailydialog "That depends . We offer membership for one month , half a year and one year .",neutral,dailydialog Maybe one month . Just have a try first . Not too tough at the beginning .,neutral,dailydialog Wise decision . You'll find it's totally worth it .,joy,dailydialog Do you watch a lot of TV ?,neutral,dailydialog Not really . I could take it or leave it .,neutral,dailydialog Not me . I have to have my TV and watch whatever comes on .,neutral,dailydialog How can you do that ?,neutral,dailydialog Hi . What's your name ?,neutral,dailydialog My name is Jung Min . What's your name ?,neutral,dailydialog My name is Jessica . It's nice to meet you .,neutral,dailydialog Yes . It's nice to meet you too . Are you a new student too ?,neutral,dailydialog No . I'm a sophomore . I take it you are a new student ?,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . It's pretty exciting to be here .,neutral,dailydialog Have fun while it lasts . The excitement wears off real quick . Especially after you see how much homework you get . Where are you from ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'm from Korea . My parents wanted me to go to an American university , so I came here .",neutral,dailydialog "I have never been to Korea . I've been to Japan before , but never Korea .",neutral,dailydialog Why were you in Japan ?,neutral,dailydialog My father thought it would be a good experience to take a vacation to a different country . He's so into learning about different cultures .,neutral,dailydialog That's pretty cool .,joy,dailydialog I thought it would have been more fun if I went without my parents .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , if you ever want to visit Korea , I would be happy to show you around .",neutral,dailydialog "Thanks for the offer . I'll keep that in mind . Oh , the professor is coming . We'll talk more after class .",joy,dailydialog Ok .,neutral,dailydialog Guess who I saw just now ?,neutral,dailydialog Who ?,neutral,dailydialog "John Smith , the escaped criminal .",neutral,dailydialog "That bad egg , who took the low road since he was a boy .",disgust,dailydialog I think I must report to the cops .,neutral,dailydialog Ok .,neutral,dailydialog What do you think of this one ?,neutral,dailydialog "Eh , so so .",neutral,dailydialog And this one ? Too flashy ?,neutral,dailydialog "Nah , not too flashy .",neutral,dailydialog Hug ! And this sweater from my aunt ? Isn ’ t it hideous ?,neutral,dailydialog I guess .,neutral,dailydialog Are you even listening ? I ’ m trying to have a conversation with you .,neutral,dailydialog "And I ’ m trying to watch the game , but you ’ re yapping on about your new clothes !",anger,dailydialog Well I have to decide which gifts to keep and which to exchange for better ones when I go to the Boxing Day sales this afternoon !,anger,dailydialog Well could you do me the favor of making this quick ? It ’ s the third quarter and you ’ Ve been blabbering on since the first !,anger,dailydialog "Oh , your precious game . You watch the same game every year , and each year your beloved hometown team loses by at least three goals !",anger,dailydialog "Oh no you didn ’ t . You didn ’ t just insult the Sals-bury Seals , did you ? Why don ’ t you just . just go and return all of those stupid clothes and not come back until the sales are over ?",anger,dailydialog I might just ! Enjoy your stupid game !,anger,dailydialog Hello . Nice to see you again . I heard you went into hospital for a few days to undergo surgery . I hope everything ’ s OK .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , fine . I had something wrong with my stomach . I won ’ t go into detail , but it wasn ’ t serious .",neutral,dailydialog I really dislike going to a doctor or to a hospital .,neutral,dailydialog "I think most people are a little nervous about it . I was really very , very nervous just before I had the operation , but the anaesthetist gave me an anaesthetic and the next thing I remember was waking up after the operation .",neutral,dailydialog It must have really hurt afterwards .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , the nurse game me plenty of painkillers , but it did feel uncomfortable . I wasn ’ t permitted to eat anything for 48 hours . That was the worse thing .",neutral,dailydialog I bet you were ready for a thick juicy steak when you got out of hospital .,neutral,dailydialog "I certainly was ! However , the doctor gave me a list of food I couldn ’ t eat for another 72 hours , and steak was on the list !",neutral,dailydialog Is there any pain now ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , not at all . I stopped taking painkillers after a couple of days .",neutral,dailydialog Did they take good care of you in the hospital ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes . The nurse were very kind , though they were strict about what I could drink . In the end , I just drank water and nothing else . Everyone was very professional and I actually enjoyed some aspects of my stay .",neutral,dailydialog How was the party ?,neutral,dailydialog I had a fantastic time .,joy,dailydialog "Hi , Monica , how is everything going ?",neutral,dailydialog "Everything goes well , but I am thinking about quitting my current job .",neutral,dailydialog Why ? You ’ re not satisfied anymore ?,surprise,dailydialog "I just sense . But I cannot grow anymore . My boss is not really supporting me . I am interested in some positions in other JV companies , but I need to do some more in-depth research before I send my application letters out .",neutral,dailydialog That is important . Doing research on a company you are interested in will definitely help your application .,joy,dailydialog "Certainly , it is very nice talking with you . But I really have to go now . Catch you later .",joy,dailydialog "Ok , good luck to you .",joy,dailydialog "Henry married Rose only after her father's money , didn't he ?",neutral,dailydialog Yeah . But he soon feel regretted for it .,neutral,dailydialog But he seems to be very happy with Rose .,neutral,dailydialog He is more nice than wise .,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , is that Cathy speaking ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , is that you , Allen ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , how are you doing ?",neutral,dailydialog Not bad .,joy,dailydialog Say I've got two tickets for the concert this evening.Would you like to come with me ?,joy,dailydialog Sure.Thank you very much .,joy,dailydialog Then I ' ll pick you up at six thirty.OK ?,joy,dailydialog "Ok , see you .",joy,dailydialog See you .,joy,dailydialog The weather has been terrible this week .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I'm worried . If it's like this tomorrow , our big outdoor party will have to be canceled .",neutral,dailydialog Let's hope it clears up .,neutral,dailydialog Is that pesky lady coming to the office again ?,anger,dailydialog "Yeah , I'm afraid so .",anger,dailydialog "If there's one thing that bugs me , it's her critical attitude .",anger,dailydialog "Yes , it is annoying .",anger,dailydialog "Hi , Mr . Smith . what's new ?",neutral,dailydialog "Nothing particular . But , ...",neutral,dailydialog What's the matter ?,neutral,dailydialog "I , I don't know how to explain it to you .",neutral,dailydialog "Go ahead . It's nothing serious . We are good friends , aren't we ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , of course . But I'm afraid I can't tell you .",neutral,dailydialog How do you do ?,neutral,dailydialog "How do you do ? Nice to meet you , Ms . Smith . I ’ m Jack Stevens from the Marketing Department . Here is my card .",neutral,dailydialog "It ’ s nice to meet you , Mr . Stevens .",joy,dailydialog "Please call me Jack . Have a seat , please .",neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog Thanks for your hospitality .,joy,dailydialog You're welcome .,joy,dailydialog I'm terribly sorry to have caused you so much trouble .,sadness,dailydialog That's all right .,neutral,dailydialog "Hey , what's new ?",neutral,dailydialog Not much . Just sitting here eating some Chinese food . Is that the paper ? Why don't you open it and tell me my horoscope ?,neutral,dailydialog "Ok , wait a minute ... let's see . I'm a Taurus , and it says , Mars is in the third house , and is soon to eclipse Venus . I don't know what that means , but then it says , Your charm and drive will win others over to your way of thinking . Remember to be positive . Sounds good to me .",neutral,dailydialog What about Gemini ? What's the prediction ?,neutral,dailydialog "Since Mercury has crossed paths with Jupiter , your fortunes are falling . Bad luck will follow you today , and you will lose that which you value . Be careful .",neutral,dailydialog "That sounds bad ! I'm really worried , what should I do ? Maybe I should go home and stay in the rest of the day .",neutral,dailydialog But we have a date tonight ! You can't stay at home because of a stupid horoscope .,neutral,dailydialog "Lily , can you take part in our picnic this weekend ?",joy,dailydialog That sounds great . Where are you going ?,joy,dailydialog "I think we can go to the river , go around and have supper .",joy,dailydialog What should I bring ?,joy,dailydialog Nothing . Just wear comfortable clothes and good shoes for walking . We'll bring everything .,joy,dailydialog What do you think of doctor Thomson ?,neutral,dailydialog I feel confident of his ability to cure my daughter's disease .,neutral,dailydialog How can you be so sure ?,neutral,dailydialog I can tell form the way he spoke to us .,neutral,dailydialog Never believe his words .,neutral,dailydialog Should we ask Jason to play ? He's always watching movies on HBO .,neutral,dailydialog I guess we should invite him . I just hope he doesn't start talking about Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger again .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , come on ! The game is better with three people . Anyway , if we don't ask him to play , he'll be mad .",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , you're right . We'll never hear the end of it .",neutral,dailydialog What do you think about violence in movies ?,neutral,dailydialog "Personally , I'm not for it . I feel it's bad for kids to watch .",neutral,dailydialog "But kids like watching things like that . It's just for fun , would't you say ?",neutral,dailydialog "If you ask me , I have to disagree . Something shouldn't be watched for fun .",neutral,dailydialog Are you free tomorrow night ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I am .",neutral,dailydialog Shall we have dinner together ?,joy,dailydialog Do you have a special restaurant in mind ?,joy,dailydialog "Yes , I do . I know a place that has excellent food .",joy,dailydialog OK . I'll be happy to join you .,joy,dailydialog If only our company prescribe flex time .,neutral,dailydialog The board has been considering introducing flex time .,neutral,dailydialog "Good news . Ah , what if be even better if alternative work place is provided .",joy,dailydialog Then our entire job could be done by telecommuting .,joy,dailydialog "Brian , do you know how to speak English ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes .,neutral,dailydialog Where did you learn ?,neutral,dailydialog I learned in college .,neutral,dailydialog You speak really well .,joy,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog How long have you been in the U . S . ?,neutral,dailydialog 3 weeks .,neutral,dailydialog Is your wife with you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , she just got here yesterday .",neutral,dailydialog Have you been to California before ?,neutral,dailydialog No . I've never been there .,neutral,dailydialog Have you ever been to Las Vegas ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I went there once on a business trip .,neutral,dailydialog How are the children doing at sport ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m very pleased with their performances . Timmy can cover the 100 meters in 12 seconds . That ’ s very fast for a kid his age .,neutral,dailydialog "He ’ s not very good at the long jump though , is he ?",neutral,dailydialog "He ’ s not bad . He can jump a distance of over four meters . I think he just prefers running to jumping . Jimmy ’ s very good at the high jump . He can jump over two meters . Again , that ’ s fine for someone his age .",neutral,dailydialog Two meters ? That means that the high jump bar is above his head ! Are any of them good at long-distance running ?,neutral,dailydialog The longest race we run is the 1500 meters . A few of the boys and one girls can do it in less than five minutes .,neutral,dailydialog How are they at swimming ?,neutral,dailydialog "They ’ re ok . I ask them to swim 500 meters each day . That ’ s 20 lengths of the swimming pool . They ’ re not very fast , but that ’ s ok . I just want them to build their strength up and keep in shape .",neutral,dailydialog Kate is very good at diving from a height of 10 meters .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ d be afraid to jump from that height !,fear,dailydialog "I think that these kinds haven ’ t learnt to be afraid yet . She started diving from a lower height , but she soon wanted to go higher .",neutral,dailydialog "It seems that they really enjoy trying to go faster , higher and further .",neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Mary . I haven't seen you in ages ! I heard that you and Daniel are getting married on August 8th , the opening day of the 2008 Olympic Games . Is it true ?",joy,dailydialog "Yes , it is . We've been dating for over 7 years . We have decided to get married on a special day and we think August 8th , 2008 is a red-letter day .",joy,dailydialog Good for you ! It sounds like you've done a lot of planning in a very short time .,joy,dailydialog "Yes , there is a lot of to be taken care of---wedding photos , wedding dress , catering , transport , hotel , etc ...",joy,dailydialog Is everything ready now ?,joy,dailydialog "Almost . The only thing that isn't ready is the hotel . As a lot of people have chosen that day to get married , it is hard to find a hotel that isn't too expensive .",joy,dailydialog Have you tried The Peninsula Palace Beijing ? My wedding reception was held there and they did an excellent job .,joy,dailydialog "Yes , we called , but it is booked up . The only choice is the Regent Beijing but we haven't made up our minds yet .",joy,dailydialog "It's an excellent hotel . A friend of mine had her wedding reception there and said it was perfect , though very expensive .",joy,dailydialog That's why we want to have a look at other hotels . We don ’ t want to spend too much on an extravagant wedding reception .,joy,dailydialog I guess you're right . I can help you ask other hotels . I am sure there are probably some available .,joy,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog My pleasure .,joy,dailydialog Why didn't you tell me you had a girlfriend ?,anger,dailydialog "Sorry , I thought you knew .",neutral,dailydialog But you should have told me you were in love with her .,anger,dailydialog Didn't I ?,neutral,dailydialog You know you didn't .,anger,dailydialog "Well , I'm telling you now .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , but you might have told me before .",anger,dailydialog I didn't think you'd be interested .,neutral,dailydialog You can't be serious.How dare you not tell me you were going to marry her ?,anger,dailydialog "Sorry , I didn't think it mattered .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , you men ! You're all the same .",anger,dailydialog "Professor , I've handed in my paper . Did you read it ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . You've done a good job . But there's one thing . You should narrow down your topic .,neutral,dailydialog What about water pollution instead of pollution ?,neutral,dailydialog How ’ s it going ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m fine . Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog Do you need anything ?,neutral,dailydialog I need you to help me .,neutral,dailydialog What can I do for you ?,neutral,dailydialog I am looking for an article in a newspaper .,neutral,dailydialog Did you check the periodicals ?,neutral,dailydialog I didn ’ t even bother to think of that .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ ll show you where to find your article .,neutral,dailydialog I get lost in this library .,neutral,dailydialog It ’ s right this way .,neutral,dailydialog Thanks a lot for your help .,joy,dailydialog How about eating out for a drink with me tonight .,neutral,dailydialog Tonight ? I'm afraid I can't . I've promised Mark to go to the gym . Can we make it tomorrow ?,neutral,dailydialog "No problem . Let's say 6:30 p . m . at the Royal Restaurant , OK ?",joy,dailydialog All right . See you tomorrow night .,joy,dailydialog "Hi , Helen ! how is it going ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm very busy these days . It seems I can never finish my work .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , take it easy ! Don't let it get on top of you .",neutral,dailydialog I'll try . I'm under a lot of pressure right now .,sadness,dailydialog Why don't you take a few days off ?,neutral,dailydialog I can't . I am really behind of my work .,sadness,dailydialog Can you speak Japanese ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I can , but not very well .",neutral,dailydialog Where did you learn it ?,neutral,dailydialog At school . And I'm still learning it now .,neutral,dailydialog How long have you been learning it ?,neutral,dailydialog About three years .,neutral,dailydialog Can you speak any other languages ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid not .,neutral,dailydialog "Good afternoon , Johnson .",neutral,dailydialog "Good afternoon , Mary . How's business ?",neutral,dailydialog "Not bad , thanks .",joy,dailydialog I'm too tired now . I've already worked for 12 hours overtime !,disgust,dailydialog God ! Don't you think they should get you an assistant ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , they were supposed to , but so far nobody's turned up , and I have to do the work alone . This is the first break I've had all day .",neutral,dailydialog They're really running you into the ground . Why don't you ask for some time off ? You could take a long weekend and have a good rest .,neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid I can't before I finish this project .,neutral,dailydialog You'd better pay more attention to your health .,neutral,dailydialog "I will , thanks for your concern .",joy,dailydialog You're welcome .,joy,dailydialog It is too bad today .,neutral,dailydialog What happened ?,neutral,dailydialog "My som was lost . I told him to stand rooted to the spot when I went shopping , but he ignored it .",neutral,dailydialog How did you find him at last ?,neutral,dailydialog It was the police wo helped me to do that .,neutral,dailydialog It must have taught you a lesson this time .,neutral,dailydialog I want to give our kitchen the works .,neutral,dailydialog Why ? I think it ’ s convenient and good .,neutral,dailydialog No . The decoration has been out-of-date . My friends have a whole kitchen now . It ’ s modern .,neutral,dailydialog Why should we run after the fashion ?,neutral,dailydialog I am not running after the fashion . I just want a very beautiful and clean kitchen .,neutral,dailydialog Rock music really leaves me cold . What about you ?,joy,dailydialog I'm crazy about it.It makes me very excited .,joy,dailydialog Then tell me what's good about it .,joy,dailydialog It can't be expressed by words .,joy,dailydialog What's wrong with Debbie today ? She seems upset about something .,neutral,dailydialog I have no idea . Maybe she had a fight with her husband .,neutral,dailydialog "Look , here is a very special business card from an illustrator . Every time I go through my book of business cards , I will notice it . It is an eye-catching one .",joy,dailydialog "Wow , fantastic . I like the font and color for his name . It is creative yet personal .",joy,dailydialog "Yes , it is a bold design . People will believe he can make an illustration as an impressive as a business card . It just stands out from those plain and standard ones used by government people or other big private and public organizations .",joy,dailydialog "I agree . Business cards are great tools for promoting personal business . It won ’ t take much time to design an amazing card , but it can make a big difference among the crowd . And you ’ ll always notice it from your collection . For they have outspoken colors , own design and the sizes are not always according the mainstream business card . I wish to have one like this . But for sure our company has its own corporate design which all employees have to follow .",joy,dailydialog "Morning , Peter . Nice suit ! A new one ?",joy,dailydialog "Oh , yes . My wife bought it for me yesterday . Hmm , you look nice in that yellow dress . Yellow suits you really well .",joy,dailydialog Maybe . Several people have suggested that I get more yellow clothes . They say the color suits me because I have a fair complexion .,neutral,dailydialog "That's right . You know , pink , green and black could also be good for you . Actually , I think that all colors are okay for a person with your complexion . It's just that different colors can give people different impressions . For example , black could make you look mature , while pink could make you look young and energetic .",joy,dailydialog Thank you for your compliments . It sounds like you're a clothing expert .,joy,dailydialog "Well , compared with my wife , I'm just a beginner .",joy,dailydialog Did you set your clock forward for daylight savings time ?,neutral,dailydialog What ? Why do we have to do that ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , at the start of the spring we usually have more daylight in the mornings and less in the afternoon . This is basically due to our position on the planet and the rotation of the earth . In any case , to take better advantage of the daylight available , we compensate by moving our clocks forward one hour .",neutral,dailydialog "I see . That ’ s convenient ! I never understood things like this , such as GMT . I never know what time zone we are in or when to change my clock !",neutral,dailydialog "That just stands for Greenwich Mean Time . Here in California , we are in Pacific Standard Time , that is eight time zones west of Greenwich . Remember when we were in Beijing ? Well , then we were in China Standard Time , and that ’ s eight time zones east of Greenwich !",neutral,dailydialog "That ’ s why it was so weird traveling from Beijing to LA ! Because of the huge time difference , even though we left Beijing at noon and flew for more than eight hours , we still arrived in LA the same day at noon ! It ’ s like we went back in time !",neutral,dailydialog I would like to watch the Oscars on tv tonight . How about you ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I ‘ d love to . it ’ s interesting to see who is considered the best in their field and which film are thought to be particularly good .",joy,dailydialog "I like watching it for the fashion . I like to see what the ladies are wearing . Of course , the men nearly always just wear the traditional tuxedo .",neutral,dailydialog Sometimes the men wear flamboyant colours . Which films do you think will win awards this year ?,neutral,dailydialog "I ‘ m really not sure . Usually just one or two films look set to sweep the awards ceremony , but this year there are several contenders .",neutral,dailydialog You ’ re right . This year should be much more exciting than usual . What ’ s you favourite award category ?,neutral,dailydialog "You might think this strange , but I like the category for best foreign language film .",neutral,dailydialog It ’ s nice to see foreign language films making a little impact on Hollywood . I like the best actor and actress .,joy,dailydialog How many cleaning ladies does your company hire ?,neutral,dailydialog We have two cleaning ladies . But both of them have received little education .,neutral,dailydialog Most cleaning ladies are illiterate . But some of them do a very nice job .,neutral,dailydialog But I actually dislike another lady . She is more capable and seems to have ideas of her own . But the trouble is she is a backseat driver with some of us . She would tell you what to do and where to put things .,neutral,dailydialog How do you celebrate national day in your country ?,neutral,dailydialog There are parades in many cities and people fly the national flags from almost every public building .,neutral,dailydialog What kinds of parades are there ?,neutral,dailydialog "The parades are usually military ones , but sometimes there are procession of people carrying flags and singing patriotic songs . What do you do on national day in your country ?",neutral,dailydialog We don ’ t have a national day .,neutral,dailydialog Really ? That ’ s unusual .,surprise,dailydialog "I guess it is . Most countries have on , but we don ’ t .",neutral,dailydialog "Actually , even though we have parades , most people just use the national day holiday to visit family or go shopping . In the evening , many people watch special TV shows which celebrate national day .",neutral,dailydialog "Hi Melissa , are you going home this weekend ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , not this weekend . I have too much work to do .",neutral,dailydialog Where do your parents live ?,neutral,dailydialog My father lives in Washington DC .,neutral,dailydialog How about your mother ?,neutral,dailydialog My mother died two years ago .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I am sorry to hear that . Is your father still working ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , he's retired .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have any family here ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , two of my cousins live here and my aunt and uncle live about 30 miles from here .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have any brothers or sisters ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have two brothers who live in New York and a sister who lives in Boston .",neutral,dailydialog Do you see them a lot ?,neutral,dailydialog Not as much as I'd like to . Usually just on holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas .,neutral,dailydialog "Hey , how was the show ?",neutral,dailydialog Not great . It's a kind of boring .,sadness,dailydialog Really ? I heard it was supposed to be great .,surprise,dailydialog "Yes , me too . But I'm disappointed .",sadness,dailydialog "What happened , John ?",neutral,dailydialog Nothing .,neutral,dailydialog Why do you look unhappy ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m rather disappointed at not being able to see my best friend off .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , cheer up . He ’ ll understand you .",neutral,dailydialog I hope so .,neutral,dailydialog You know that ? Joan has got the scholarship .,neutral,dailydialog Really ?,surprise,dailydialog But I think Henry is a backroom boy.He always helps her with her study .,neutral,dailydialog You're right .,neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Tina , I ’ Ve got good news . I have successfully passed the first two rounds of interview with ABC Company . They informed me to go to the final round next Monday . It looks very promising .",joy,dailydialog That is awesome . Congratulation ! I know you can make it .,joy,dailydialog Thanks . Let ’ s go for a celebration this evening . Are you free ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes . Wait for me at the cafe down my office building . See 5PM , ok ?",neutral,dailydialog No problem . See you !,joy,dailydialog See you !,joy,dailydialog Do you like ethnic food ?,neutral,dailydialog "I do ! My favorites are Mexican , Thai , and Indian .",joy,dailydialog Really ? Have you ever tried Moroccan ?,surprise,dailydialog I can't say that I have . What are the basic ingredients ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't know . A friend of mine said I should try it .,neutral,dailydialog Do you know where a Moroccan restaurant is ?,neutral,dailydialog "As a matter of fact , he gave me this address .",neutral,dailydialog Let's go there for lunch ! I'm up for an adventure !,joy,dailydialog "Nicole , your Fettucini is very ... unique .",neutral,dailydialog "But not as good as your mother's , right ?",neutral,dailydialog "Actually , it's better ...",neutral,dailydialog What ? Are you kidding ?,surprise,dailydialog No . It was the only dish she wasn't good at . So we could use you as the new head chef ...,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , Uncle Giovanni . That's wonderful ! Thank you ! Thank you !",joy,dailydialog "OK , OK . Get back to work . There's someone waiting for you in the kitchen ...",joy,dailydialog How many people are there in your family ?,neutral,dailydialog "Five.My father , mother , brother , sister-in-law and me .",neutral,dailydialog Is your brother older or younger than you ?,neutral,dailydialog "He is five years older than me , He got married last Sunday.My brother and my sister-in-law are the same age .",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Tom . Where are you heading for ?",neutral,dailydialog "I am going to a movie theater . You know there is a new action film produced by Hollywood . A thriller , really .",neutral,dailydialog Another terror film ? There is too much terror and violence in the films . Do you like seeing such a picture ?,neutral,dailydialog "I don't really like seeing bloody frames , but I appreciate the lifelike frames simulated with the highly skillful special effects .",neutral,dailydialog Did you go to the concert last weekend ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I didn't . And you ? Was it good ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes . I did . I enjoyed it a lot.There was a folk singer , a violinist and a pianist .",joy,dailydialog How much was the ticket ?,neutral,dailydialog I only paid two dollars for mine .,neutral,dailydialog Mary and Tom are breaking up .,neutral,dailydialog It's unbelievable ! They are only married for one month . Then who is at fault ?,surprise,dailydialog "Mary said she couldn't put up with Tom , for he fell in love with another woman .",neutral,dailydialog Do you think they'll become reconciled ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I don't think so . She said she would rather be single than cope with an unhappy marriage .",neutral,dailydialog What a shame ! Their marriage is really a mistake .,neutral,dailydialog have you ever been invited to a Chinese feast ?,neutral,dailydialog sure . Beijingers are distinguished for their warmth and hospitality .,neutral,dailydialog "as far as you could see , is dining at a Chinese table a distinct experience ? To what extent does it differ from that in your homeland ?",neutral,dailydialog "to begin with , I have to use chopsticks .",neutral,dailydialog but you look quite proficient in using them now .,neutral,dailydialog "certainly . After all , I've been here for two years . It's not much uphill work for a foreigner to get used to Chinese dinner utensils . Though , I do feel hazy about how to behave appropriately at a Ch",neutral,dailydialog "yes , table etiquette . There are a multitude of rules that foreigners might never know until they were told . Some practices even appear somewhat awkward or rude to Westerners , while they are the norm i",neutral,dailydialog anything strang about that ?,neutral,dailydialog "maybe you should have placed them horizontally over your bowl or plate . They resemble two incense sticks used at sacrifices . It's very inauspicious , and might enrage all present .",neutral,dailydialog "oh , sorry ! There's a long story even with a mere pair of sticks .",neutral,dailydialog It really makes my blood boil when this sort of thing happens . I even want to wring his neck .,anger,dailydialog Don't be so angry . It's passed anyway .,neutral,dailydialog I can't forget it .,neutral,dailydialog You'd better cool yourself down first .,neutral,dailydialog "Let's program your courses . Since you have had English literature , you should take American literature and American prose and fiction.You transcript indicate that your English background is strong , so I don't think you have any problem with it .",neutral,dailydialog How many credits for each course ?,neutral,dailydialog "Three , you also should take two three-credit-course in education department .",neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , sir , I'm sure I will .",neutral,dailydialog I hate to go outside .,disgust,dailydialog Me too .,disgust,dailydialog Why do you hate to go outside ?,neutral,dailydialog I meet too many jerks .,disgust,dailydialog I agree .,disgust,dailydialog This city is full of jerks .,disgust,dailydialog Rude people are everywhere .,disgust,dailydialog But what can you do ?,neutral,dailydialog You can yell at them .,disgust,dailydialog And they will yell back at you .,disgust,dailydialog Yelling doesn't do any good .,neutral,dailydialog No . The best thing to do is just stay home .,neutral,dailydialog "I had to announce his innocence in court today , but it left a nasty taste in my mouth .",neutral,dailydialog You mean you suspect him .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m not sure . I ’ ll try to prove my feeling .,neutral,dailydialog I hope I can do something for you .,neutral,dailydialog Actually I have a passion for Chinese literature .,joy,dailydialog You do ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , those classics from the great writers .",neutral,dailydialog But I find Japanese ones better .,neutral,dailydialog Jack wonders whether Linda likes him or not .,neutral,dailydialog Why doesn't he ask her ?,neutral,dailydialog He is too scared to ask her .,neutral,dailydialog He's a chicken guy .,neutral,dailydialog Good morning .,neutral,dailydialog Good morning .,neutral,dailydialog What does the paper say ?,neutral,dailydialog Nothing much — the same old stuff . A lot of bad news as usual .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , what ’ s the weather report ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sunny and mild today , cloudy and rainy tomorrow .",neutral,dailydialog Did they find those bank robbers ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not yet . They were holding two men in Ohio , but they let them go . They weren ’ t the criminals after all .",neutral,dailydialog What about the sports page ? What were the scores of last night ’ s games ?,neutral,dailydialog Here ’ s the paper ; you can read them yourself .,neutral,dailydialog I would wondering if you like to stay here for a few days .,neutral,dailydialog It really depends on when and how long,neutral,dailydialog Until next weekend . that ’ s ok .,neutral,dailydialog They ’ ll do the operation for you this Friday .,neutral,dailydialog But Saturday is my birthday .,neutral,dailydialog I think it ’ s important to do now . We can have a birthday party for you when you come out of the hospital .,neutral,dailydialog But it won ’ t be on my birthday .,neutral,dailydialog But your health is more important . Believe me !,neutral,dailydialog I hate computer games .,disgust,dailydialog Why ? They are fine .,neutral,dailydialog Because they are too violent . Some of them are even disgusting .,disgust,dailydialog Indeed there are bad games . But many of them are good .,neutral,dailydialog "If boys grow up with computer games , they will surely become bad .",disgust,dailydialog Come on . Things are not so bad . Boys can learn to use the computer through games .,neutral,dailydialog "Are you free this weekend , Miss Rose ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I am . What's up ?",neutral,dailydialog Then would you please go to a dance party with me ?,joy,dailydialog With pleasure . I suppose you dance often .,joy,dailydialog "Oh , no . As a matter of fact , I haven't danced for a long time .",joy,dailydialog But I am told that you dance wonderfully well .,joy,dailydialog "Thanks for flattering me . I think you dance a lot , right ?",joy,dailydialog No . Just occasionally .,neutral,dailydialog What's your favorite dance ?,neutral,dailydialog "It's hard to say , but I do love the foxtrot and waltz .",neutral,dailydialog How about rock'n'roll ?,neutral,dailydialog "To tell you the truth , I don't like it . It's too noisy .",neutral,dailydialog And the tango ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , it's really beautiful , but I just can't do it well .",neutral,dailydialog Don't be so modest . I'm sure you can do it very well . Then I'll meet you at six . Is that at all right ?,joy,dailydialog OK .,joy,dailydialog Great ! I'm your lucky fellow then .,joy,dailydialog "You are an outgoing person , quite easy to talk with .",joy,dailydialog "Yes , my friends like to get along with me well .",joy,dailydialog Do you have many friends ?,joy,dailydialog "Yes , I like to make new friends .",joy,dailydialog What do you usually do with them ?,joy,dailydialog "We like to get together , chat and enjoy beautiful music .",joy,dailydialog "Doris , Helen Mall is having a big sale this weekend . Do you wanna go ?",neutral,dailydialog Don't feel like it . I'm broke .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , we can still do some window shopping , can we ?",neutral,dailydialog "Just look around ? Nah , that ’ s boring .",neutral,dailydialog I'll go by myself then .,neutral,dailydialog "I feel like going for a drink , it's been a long day .",neutral,dailydialog "Great idea ! Peter , I could use the drink .",joy,dailydialog How about the new bar across the road ?,joy,dailydialog Sounds good . The food there is fantastic too .,joy,dailydialog "I agree , I had lunch there last week .",joy,dailydialog Excellent ! That sounds like a plan .,joy,dailydialog "Hello , are you Chinese ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , I'm Korean . Where are you from ?",neutral,dailydialog I'm from America . Are you settling in all right ?,neutral,dailydialog I've already found a flat and it's quite comfortable . What about you ?,neutral,dailydialog I live in my uncle's house . He came here ten years ago .,neutral,dailydialog What do you think of the local accent here ? Has it been causing you any problems ?,neutral,dailydialog I think it's just a matter of getting used to it .,neutral,dailydialog I can't agree more .,neutral,dailydialog Why don't you watch where you're going ?,anger,dailydialog Me ? You're the one who pulled out in front of me !,neutral,dailydialog There was plenty of room for me to pull out.You didn't have to stay in the lane you were in .,anger,dailydialog "Hey , listen . I had every right to stay in the lane I was in.You were supposed to wait until I passed to pull out.And anyhow , you didn't give me any time to change lanes.All of a sudden--BANG--there you are right in front of me .",neutral,dailydialog I think my arm is broken .,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry about your arm , but it serves you right . You need to learn how to drive . You're lucky you didn't get killed . And I'm lucky to be alive too .",neutral,dailydialog "Listen , let's just wait until the police get here.Then we can decide whose fault this accident was .",neutral,dailydialog Fine with me . I know the laws of the road . I'm not worried .,neutral,dailydialog "I have a cell phone in my car . Now it's probably on the floor on the passenger side.Why don't you get it for me , and then I can call the police ?",neutral,dailydialog Alright .,neutral,dailydialog It doesn't work . It looks like it's broken . I need to get to a hospital . You should drive me there .,anger,dailydialog "Oh , yeah ? It's better if we make a police report first . Then you can go to the hospital .",neutral,dailydialog Damn it ! I'm injured here . We could wait all day for the police .,anger,dailydialog "Well , you'll just have to wait . I'm not going to move my car until the police arrive . I'll go into one of those houses over there and use their phone . Don't worry . You'll get to the hospital in time .",neutral,dailydialog It really hurts .,anger,dailydialog "Yes , maybe it does.But if you're going to drive like you did just now , you will have to get used to a little physical pain . You know what I mean ?",neutral,dailydialog To hell with you . The accident was your fault .,anger,dailydialog "I'm afraid it wasn't . And when the police get here , you will also see that it wasn't . But enough of this bickering . I'm going to go find a phone.Don ' t move that arm while I'm gone . Alright ?",neutral,dailydialog To hell with you .,anger,dailydialog "Bill , do you know if the cafeteria around the corner's open today ?",neutral,dailydialog Yes . They were open this morning when I came to work . They must've finished remodeling . Why do you want to know ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I thought that maybe we could go there for lunch today . That is , if you haven't promised to go with someone else .",neutral,dailydialog "That'd be wonderful , Peter . But I hope you're in a better mood than you were this morning .",joy,dailydialog I'm sorry I was such a grouch . It must've been the weather . When it rains I get depressed .,neutral,dailydialog Forget it . I'll see you at 11:30 am .,joy,dailydialog The stepmother was very wicked . She couldn't stand a happy smile on the boy's face .,neutral,dailydialog And ?,neutral,dailydialog And she did her best to pull out the thorn in her flesh and the boy lost whatever made him happy .,neutral,dailydialog Poor child !,neutral,dailydialog Sorry . I didn't mean to be late . Can I come in ?,neutral,dailydialog What's your excuse this time ?,neutral,dailydialog Have I used the one that my sister is sick ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , twice last week .",neutral,dailydialog Are you sure ? I thought I said it was my mother .,neutral,dailydialog I don't think so . But it could've been .,neutral,dailydialog Well . You can trust me this time . My sister is definitely sick . I'm just coming from the hospital . They say she might even die .,neutral,dailydialog "I don't buy your story . Try not to have any more sick relatives this week , all right ?",disgust,dailydialog I'll do my best .,neutral,dailydialog Just try to be a little more punctual in the future .,neutral,dailydialog I'm working on it . Really !,neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Becky , what's up ?",neutral,dailydialog "Not much , except that my mother-in-law is driving me up the wall .",neutral,dailydialog What's the problem ?,neutral,dailydialog She loves to nit-pick and criticizes everything that I do . I can never do anything right when she ' s around .,neutral,dailydialog For example ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , last week I invited her over to dinner . My husband and I had no problem with the food , but if you listened to her , then it would seem like I fed her old meat and rotten vegetables . There's just nothing can please her .",neutral,dailydialog "No , I can't see that happening . I know you're a good cook and nothing like that would ever happen .",neutral,dailydialog It's not just that . She also criticizes how we raise the kids .,neutral,dailydialog "My mother-in-law used to do the same thing to us . If it wasn't disciplining them enough , then we were disciplining them too much . She also complained about the food we fed them , the schools we sent them too , and everything else under the sun .",neutral,dailydialog "Ella , it's been such a long week . I'm ready to go out and party . Hey , let's go out for a night on the town .",joy,dailydialog "Gosh , you took all the word right out of my mouth . Let's go out and get crazy tonight .",joy,dailydialog Let's go to the new club on West Street .,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , but what do I wear ?",neutral,dailydialog You can wear that pretty red dress .,neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Alice , what are you doing this sunday ?",neutral,dailydialog "Nothing really , why , what ' s up ?",neutral,dailydialog "If you are free , maybe you would like to go to a small party and having for my birthday party . It will be fun , you will get to know lots of people .",neutral,dailydialog "Sounds great , I'd very much like to accept your invitation , thanks , when ?",joy,dailydialog Around six pm .,neutral,dailydialog Do you need help setting up or anything ? I don't mind . I like to do that kind of thing . It's fun and I have a good eye for decorating .,neutral,dailydialog "No . thank you . I can handle it , but thanks for the offer .",neutral,dailydialog "Ok , I will see you then .",neutral,dailydialog "Great , have a good day , thanks again for the offer .",joy,dailydialog Hello.this is Susan .,neutral,dailydialog "Hello , I ’ m Mark . I ’ m just wondering if you are free this weekend",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I think So .",neutral,dailydialog Good . I was thinking that I ’ d like to invite you to watch a movie . I can meet you at the cinema gate .,neutral,dailydialog What ’ s the time ?,neutral,dailydialog "Six thirty , tonight .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I ’ m sorry I can ’ t because I have to do some housework.You can ask Jenny to go with you",neutral,dailydialog All right.Maybe next time I can go with you.Bye !,neutral,dailydialog Good bye !,neutral,dailydialog What is life ?,neutral,dailydialog Don't ask such a question . You know it has no certain answer . Everyone knows it is in his heart .,neutral,dailydialog Then do you think that life is arranged by something above us .,neutral,dailydialog "Maybe , the whirligig of time , who knows ?",neutral,dailydialog Right .,neutral,dailydialog "David , I ’ m going to China .",neutral,dailydialog Really ? How did you get the chance ?,surprise,dailydialog You know . I took part in the Chinese contest . I was the best and they gave me this reward . I don ’ t have to pay for my trip .,neutral,dailydialog Congratulations . How lucky you are !,joy,dailydialog Thank you . I ’ m leaving tomorrow morning .,joy,dailydialog I ’ m sure you ’ ll enjoy the trip . China is such a beautiful country .,joy,dailydialog I ’ m sure I will .,joy,dailydialog "Have a nice journey , Lily .",joy,dailydialog "Thank you , David .",joy,dailydialog Did you watch the final last night ? My favorite singer won !,joy,dailydialog "Oh , I love him too . He not only sings well but also shows perseverance when he encounters difficulties in the contest .",joy,dailydialog "Yeah , he got booted after his initial performance in the audition , but he did not give up . He then tried at another two auditions .",joy,dailydialog "He had barely survived the third audition and finally got a chance to advance in the contest . Fortunately , in the third audition , he has won popularity among the audience . And that's when I started to notice him .",joy,dailydialog Me too .,joy,dailydialog "Before he made the top three , I was so nervous . I just fear that he might be knocked out .",joy,dailydialog "Yeah , there're so many excellent candidates out there . Who knows which one will make it to the final ?",joy,dailydialog "Absolutely . That's why when he entered the final , I was so excited .",joy,dailydialog "He really did a great job in the finale , especially in the PK round . He performed so well that the majority of the audience cast their votes for him .",joy,dailydialog And the host announced that he won it all !,joy,dailydialog "Come in , come in !",neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Gary , what happened ? I was waiting for you at the theater . Why didn ’ t you meet me there ?",neutral,dailydialog I thought we were supposed to meet here .,neutral,dailydialog Don ’ t you know our movie starts at seven ? And we were going to meet at the theater at five to seven . Then it doesn ’ t make sense to meet at the apartment .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m sorry . We must have misunderstood each other .,neutral,dailydialog Why don ’ t you try to be clearer about your intentions ?,neutral,dailydialog You ’ re right . I am sorry . Let ’ s go and watch the movie .,neutral,dailydialog It ’ s okay . I don ’ t want to go now . We ’ Ve already missed ten minutes of the movie . I don ’ t want to see a movie without watching the beginning .,neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , i am a new student here . Could you tell me where the English Department is ?",neutral,dailydialog "It is in that brand new , tall building over there . On the 9th floor .",neutral,dailydialog Where is the school cafeteria ?,neutral,dailydialog It is the basement of that red building in front of the tower with big bells .,neutral,dailydialog Where is the Computer Center ?,neutral,dailydialog The Computer Center is on the first floor of the library .,neutral,dailydialog Where is the library ?,neutral,dailydialog The library is next to the Adminstration Building . The Adminstration Building is over there near the school ’ s main entrance . There are school maps for free in the lobby of the Admin .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you . I will go get one .,joy,dailydialog "Sure . Glad to be of service . By the way , my name is Mike Sullivan . You will see me around a lot . I am running for President of the Student Government .",joy,dailydialog "Well , hi ! My name is Eve Markowski . I am glad to meet you . With your friendly smile and helpful attitude . I am sure you will win .",joy,dailydialog Thanks you for the encouragement .,joy,dailydialog You are welcome . I ’ d better go . Goodbye .,joy,dailydialog Have a good day . Bye-Bye !,joy,dailydialog How about another beer ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , thanks . I've had more than enough.In fact , I must be running along .",neutral,dailydialog Stay around for a while.The party is warming up .,neutral,dailydialog I'm afraid I have to leave . I have to be up early tomorrow .,sadness,dailydialog We have another traditional holiday-the Dragon Boat Festival .,neutral,dailydialog When is it ?,neutral,dailydialog It falls on the fifth day of the fifth lunar month .,neutral,dailydialog Could you tell me the origin of the two festivals ?,neutral,dailydialog "OK . The Dragon Boat Festival is a way to commemorate a great ancient poet named Quyuan . On that day , people will hold a boat race as a symbol of the attempt to save him who threw himself into the river .",neutral,dailydialog Why do people eat rice cakes on that day ?,neutral,dailydialog In order to prevent the fish from eating the poet's body .,neutral,dailydialog It sounds so moving .,joy,dailydialog "Nice to see you , Patrick .",joy,dailydialog Bob ! I hear your team won the match .,joy,dailydialog Yeah . All of us tried our best .,joy,dailydialog Congratulations !,joy,dailydialog I think you're being a little naive .,neutral,dailydialog "If I want , I can protect myself by paying through an escrow account , which holds the money until I receive the item .",neutral,dailydialog That proves my point ! Protect yourself or you'll get burned .,neutral,dailydialog eBay also offers free insurance . You can get a refund of up to $ 200 if you're not satisfied with your purchase .,neutral,dailydialog "$ 200 ? If they get a hold of your credit card number , you're going to be out a lot more than $ 200 ! I had a friend who ...",neutral,dailydialog Your knowledge of English is really surprising .,joy,dailydialog "Oh , it's nothing to speak of .",joy,dailydialog "No , seriously . I am impressed .",joy,dailydialog Thank you . I appreciate the compliment .,joy,dailydialog Hello ?,neutral,dailydialog Hey Tina . What are you doing ?,neutral,dailydialog I was just watching TV . What's going on with you ?,neutral,dailydialog I just watched a movie and I'm scared .,fear,dailydialog What did you watch ?,neutral,dailydialog I saw the Sixth Sense . I didn't know it was going to be so scary .,neutral,dailydialog I remember that . It was a great movie . But it was definitely scary .,neutral,dailydialog "If you're not busy , do you want to come over ? I'm afraid to be alone .",neutral,dailydialog Sure . I can come over . What should we do ?,neutral,dailydialog How about if we watch a comedy . I need something to get my mind off the frightening images I have from the Sixth Sense .,neutral,dailydialog Ok . I'll get ready and leave . I'll see you in about 20 minutes .,neutral,dailydialog "Hurry , ok . It's dark out .",neutral,dailydialog "Don't worry , nothings going to happen . I'll be there real soon .",neutral,dailydialog Ok . See you soon .,joy,dailydialog are you a blogger ?,neutral,dailydialog sure I am . I've been writing a blog for almost three years .,neutral,dailydialog "oh , it seems that I'm the only one who never blogs . When did you get started ?",neutral,dailydialog I began blogging when I first went to the US for my graduate strides .,neutral,dailydialog what do you usually write about ?,neutral,dailydialog "at first , I'll write about my life there . Like interesting things on the campus , travel stories , special English words that I come across . Sometimes , I'll post my pictures on my blog so my family an",neutral,dailydialog that's interesting . How often do you write a blog ?,neutral,dailydialog "it's random . If there happen to be a lot of things going on , I may add several new entries in a week , and if I've got nothing to share , I may leave my blog untouched for weeks .",neutral,dailydialog got it . Are you still updating your blog ?,neutral,dailydialog "sure , since I came back from the US , I've been keeping the habit of blogging , simply to share my personal insights on any topic I like .",neutral,dailydialog good for you . I know many people just leave their blogs alone after the first few months .,neutral,dailydialog Have you found a new job yet ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , not yet . I ’ m still looking . I ’ Ve been doing some work through a temp-agency though .",neutral,dailydialog What kind of work ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m temping at a pharmaceutic company .,neutral,dailydialog What do you do there ?,neutral,dailydialog Mostly office work - filing and so on .,neutral,dailydialog How long is the assignment ?,neutral,dailydialog Till the end of the month .,neutral,dailydialog This is just for you . Cheers ! Bottoms up .,joy,dailydialog En ... it tastes good . I appreciate what you have done for me .,joy,dailydialog "I'm sorry , ladies . Mr . Smith's viewing is over . It ended an hour ago .",neutral,dailydialog But we just drove across town . Can't we just go in to see him one last ...,sadness,dailydialog "I'm afraid not . But at tomorrow's funeral , the family requested an open casket service .",neutral,dailydialog "This is all too fast . He's my best friend , and now he's gone .",sadness,dailydialog I'm sorry . I know it must have come as a great shock .,neutral,dailydialog "The viewing was for saying goodbye , and I didn't even get that .",sadness,dailydialog I can ’ t bear it . The driver is too bad .,disgust,dailydialog He must be green . It ’ s lucky that we will get off soon .,neutral,dailydialog I prefer potatoes to eggplants .,neutral,dailydialog I feel eggplants are more nutritious .,neutral,dailydialog "But as a matter of fact , potatoes taste better .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , that's how you see it .",neutral,dailydialog That way they look longer .,neutral,dailydialog Now what are you doing ?,neutral,dailydialog Putting on mascara .,neutral,dailydialog Nasty . You'd better not rub your eyes .,disgust,dailydialog I won't .,neutral,dailydialog And you'd better not cry or you'll have black streaks running down your face .,neutral,dailydialog Let's have some lunch ; do you know of a great restaurant somewhere ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I'm hungry . What types of food sound good ?",neutral,dailydialog "Maybe just a quick sandwich , salad , or something .",neutral,dailydialog I have a great idea of where you might like to go .,neutral,dailydialog Can we walk there ?,neutral,dailydialog It's on the second floor . May I join you ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course ! Let's go .,neutral,dailydialog Let's hurry . I'm starving !,neutral,dailydialog What are you going to do next year ?,joy,dailydialog I want to go traveling .,joy,dailydialog Do you have any where in mind ?,joy,dailydialog "Yes , I've been thinking about Florida .",joy,dailydialog "Like a cat on hot bricks , as you might say . I don ’ t believe you are listening at all .",neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , I just worried about him . You know , he should be here an hour ago .",neutral,dailydialog "Don ’ t worry him , he has been grown up and I think he can take himself very well .",neutral,dailydialog But he still does not come back .,neutral,dailydialog Maybe he is on the way home now .,neutral,dailydialog How long have you been in England ?,neutral,dailydialog For almost two years .,neutral,dailydialog Almost two years ? Your English is very good .,joy,dailydialog Thank you . But there's still a lot for me to learn .,joy,dailydialog "The Johnson are on their way back.You remember them , don't you ?",neutral,dailydialog Johnson ? I can't place them .,neutral,dailydialog We met them in Bermuda last May .,neutral,dailydialog They've completely slipped my mind .,neutral,dailydialog "The couple with the dogs , think back .",neutral,dailydialog "No , I don't recall a thing about them .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I've invited them for brunch .",neutral,dailydialog "Hmm , I must be getting absent-minded .",neutral,dailydialog His grandfather is the richest person in the area .,neutral,dailydialog What a miser ! He cycles to school every day .,neutral,dailydialog His grandfather's money is not his .,neutral,dailydialog I can't understand him anyway .,neutral,dailydialog What did he say ?,neutral,dailydialog He said he would tell us the secret of becoming a successful man .,neutral,dailydialog "It ’ s too good to be true ! If I were there , I would ask him if he himself was a successful man .",joy,dailydialog "Nobody would drive him up a wall by asking him such a question , you know .",joy,dailydialog "I wonder what he looks like . Oh , I can't wait to see him ! His email said he'd be wearing a white hat.oh , there he is .",neutral,dailydialog "hey , Isabelle ...",neutral,dailydialog Logan ! Why on earth are you hiding here ? White hat ! Come on ! Don't tell me you're the guy ! It can't be true .,anger,dailydialog "yes , I am the guy ...",neutral,dailydialog what a bummer ! You set me up ?,anger,dailydialog let me explain . I didn't mean to hurt you ...,neutral,dailydialog We are just going round the corner for a drink . Won't you join us ?,joy,dailydialog "Well , I'd like to , but I am not sure I have time .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , come on ! Just a quick one !",joy,dailydialog "All right , just a quick one .",joy,dailydialog Excuse me Miao Li . Could you tell me who Jackie Chan is ?,neutral,dailydialog Certainly . Jackie Chan is a very famous movie star in Hong Kong . His Chinese name is Cheng Long .,neutral,dailydialog "Ha , I know Cheng Long a lot , he has made 40 films since 1976 . And at that time he was promoted as the new Bruce Lee . But I'm not familiar with his English name .",neutral,dailydialog OK . Then tell me what else you know .,neutral,dailydialog Some movie stars measure their worth by how many millions of dollars they make . Do you know how Jackie Chan measures his worth ?,neutral,dailydialog "He measures his worth by how many of his bones he has fractured while executing his film , incredible stunts . By the way , can you count the breaks ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sure . His skull , his eyes , his nose , three times , his jaw , his shoul-der , is chest , two fingers , a knee . As he said ' Everything from the top of my head to the bottom of my feet ! '",neutral,dailydialog Indeed you know much about him .,neutral,dailydialog This is because he is the action-movie incarnate or action-star extraordinaire around the world .,neutral,dailydialog "I'm sorry , but I can't find the book you lent me .",sadness,dailydialog "Oh , that's all right .",neutral,dailydialog I must apologize . I'll buy you a new one tomorrow .,sadness,dailydialog "No , please don't . I couldn't let you do that .",neutral,dailydialog May I ask a question ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , what's it ?",neutral,dailydialog What does mph stand for ?,neutral,dailydialog It's miles per hour .,neutral,dailydialog "Look , that bamboo groves are flourishing . Let's go and play there .",neutral,dailydialog "Wait ! Look at that board , what's on it ?",surprise,dailydialog ' Please don't enter the bamboo groves . ' We're not allowed to go in .,neutral,dailydialog Then we'd better not go .,neutral,dailydialog OK .,neutral,dailydialog Are you ready to go shopping ?,neutral,dailydialog Not yet . I'm not finished with my research yet .,neutral,dailydialog What research ?,neutral,dailydialog Reading my fashion magazines ! How do you think I know so much about all the latest trends ?,neutral,dailydialog But they're just ads .,neutral,dailydialog "Duh ... That's the point . The people in the ads are wearing what's in . Plus , there are articles on new trends .",neutral,dailydialog Is there anything worth watching on another channel ?,neutral,dailydialog I think there ’ s a Western on .,neutral,dailydialog Do you mind if we watch it . I ’ d really like to see it .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I really wanted to see the football game .",neutral,dailydialog "Football game ? Ok , and you know what comes on next ?",neutral,dailydialog I believe there ’ s a sitcom .,neutral,dailydialog Are you interested in watching it ?,neutral,dailydialog Let me look in the TV Guide first .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I am sorry . What's on Channel 2 at 10 pm ?",neutral,dailydialog "If I remember correctly , it's a quiz show .",neutral,dailydialog Do you want to watch it ?,neutral,dailydialog Let's watch it together .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , how did you enjoy your seaside trip ?",neutral,dailydialog It was funny .,joy,dailydialog "Tell me about it , will you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , we drove through the valley on our way there in the morning . It was a magnificent sight .",joy,dailydialog Did you stop at the big waterfall for pictures ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sure , we wouldn't miss it for anything . After that , we took a short cut to the park . There was very little traffic , so we got there in less than an hour .",joy,dailydialog You were lucky then . What did you do after that ?,joy,dailydialog We went for a swim in the sea . That was the best part of the day . Just look at my nice tan .,joy,dailydialog So you must have had a busy and enjoyable day yesterday .,joy,dailydialog "Yes , you're right . And I was so tired that I fell asleep on the way back . My arms are still stiff from the swim yesterday .",joy,dailydialog Susan is going to get a divorce .,neutral,dailydialog How do you know that ?,neutral,dailydialog "She told me that Peter and she has a quarrel last nigh , and she left this morning , bag and baggage .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I see . But I think you are making a fuss . They will make it up . Bet it .",neutral,dailydialog Here's the course description guide .,neutral,dailydialog What do I do with it ?,neutral,dailydialog Do you want me to help you ?,neutral,dailydialog Please .,neutral,dailydialog Look . Here are the core classes . Everyone has to take them .,neutral,dailydialog So I don't have to worry about them .,neutral,dailydialog "You're catching on ! However , there are elective courses like wood shop , metal shop , home economics ...",neutral,dailydialog I'll take home economics .,neutral,dailydialog Good . Now you can pick classes by yourself .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , known , Jim , I'm ... I'm pretty much in favour of your computers , I think computers teach kids to think , because they require logical thoughts .",neutral,dailydialog But I ... I don't agree with thatbecause computers weaken kids'ability to thinkbecause kids don't learn basic skills .,neutral,dailydialog What do you mean ?,neutral,dailydialog "They can't spell , they can't add , they can't subtract , they even don't remember any more . that's because they rely on gadgets .",neutral,dailydialog That's not the gadgets . Creating programmes is stimulate thoughts . It engages their imagination and sharpen their mind .,neutral,dailydialog "Ann , do you have time next Monday ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , what ’ s up ?",neutral,dailydialog "Next Monday is my birthday , and I would like you to attend my party .",joy,dailydialog Wow . I'd love to .,joy,dailydialog Great !,joy,dailydialog When and where ?,joy,dailydialog "Five o ’ clock that afternoon , and in my place , you know ?",joy,dailydialog "Yes , I know . I appreciate your invitation .",joy,dailydialog I am going to invite other guys . See you that day .,joy,dailydialog See you .,joy,dailydialog Hey Stacy . What's going on ?,neutral,dailydialog I'm pretty tired these days .,neutral,dailydialog Why ? You're not working so don't you have a lot of time on your hands ?,neutral,dailydialog "I have so much house work to do . I have to take care of the kids , cook , clean , laundry , and the cycle never ends .",neutral,dailydialog How about your husband . Does he help much ?,neutral,dailydialog Not at all . He comes home and complains about his hard day at work . He expects me to do everything . He even wants me to feed him sometimes . Can you believe that ?,neutral,dailydialog That sucks .,neutral,dailydialog "If he wasn't so lazy , I think I wouldn't have any complaints . He mows the lawn , but can you believe he tried to convince me to do it ?",neutral,dailydialog That's crossing the line .,anger,dailydialog Oh well . I'll have to live with it . What else can I do ?,neutral,dailydialog Do you like watching the Winter Olympic Games ?,neutral,dailydialog "Of course . It's the tradition game in winter , and with good reason . Don't you like watching it ?",neutral,dailydialog Of course I do . I love it . All the games are exciting and the competitors are respectable .,neutral,dailydialog "That's true . For various reasons , it takes more to hold a fierce game for Winter Olympics than it does for Summer Olympics . You know , the low temperature may cause many problems .",neutral,dailydialog Yeah . What's the difference between the Winter Olympics and the Summer Olympics ?,neutral,dailydialog "When the Olympic Games started in modern times , only summer events were included . When it grew popular , there came the Winter Olympic Games , which includes a variety of winter sports .",neutral,dailydialog "I see . Then , what's your favorite winter sport ?",neutral,dailydialog "Figure skating . In my eye , nothing beats it .",neutral,dailydialog Then you must know Shen Due and Hao Hongbo .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I didn't expect you to know them . But yes , I love them not only because of many medals they've won , but also because of many medals they've won , but also because of their spirits .",neutral,dailydialog You should go to talk with May . She is a big fan of them too .,neutral,dailydialog How do you arrange this summer vacation ?,neutral,dailydialog I want to travel .,neutral,dailydialog Where would you like to go ?,neutral,dailydialog The seaside .,joy,dailydialog That's really a good idea . Taking a walk on the beach and lying in the sun are pretty good . I recommend you Qingdao or Dalian .,joy,dailydialog "I ’ Ve been to Qingdao before , so I ’ ll choose Dalian . I've heard that the environment there is very good .",joy,dailydialog "Yes , that's a good place to spend a holiday . Last year I went there . It's really .",joy,dailydialog Thank you !,joy,dailydialog "Would you care for something to drink , Mr . Stone ?",joy,dailydialog "No , thank you , Mrs . Carter . I'm fine for now .",joy,dailydialog Just make yourself at home . The other guests should be arriving shortly .,joy,dailydialog I'm dreadfully sorry for you .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you very much for your kindness .,joy,dailydialog Is there any clue ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , he left nothing .",neutral,dailydialog "Very glad to know something about you , then what are you going to do when you finish .",joy,dailydialog "Oh , I ’ ll go to shanghai to practice there .",neutral,dailydialog That ’ s a good idea . It must be easy to find a job in shanghai .,joy,dailydialog "I think so , you know there is a great deal of opportunity for business there .",joy,dailydialog And English is very useful in your job .,joy,dailydialog "I think it will be very useful in many ways . Beside , shanghai is an important trade center , not only in China , but also in the world , English is useful in almost all walks of life .",joy,dailydialog You will be a very promising one .,joy,dailydialog That ’ s my wish .,joy,dailydialog I hear you are expecting your family .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , my parents , and soon my brother as well .",neutral,dailydialog I didn't know you had a brother .,surprise,dailydialog "Oh , yes , he is two years older than me . He lives in New Zealand so I don't see him that often .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , nice . Is he coming on his own or with the family ?",joy,dailydialog His son is coming as well . He wants to go to university here in England so they will visit a few universities while they are here .,neutral,dailydialog Does your brother have just one son ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , he has two daughters as well . His wife and daughters are visiting her parents . So I won't see them .",neutral,dailydialog I'm sure your parents are looking forward to seeing their grandson .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh yes , they are really looking forward to it . They went to New Zealand last year and loved it .",neutral,dailydialog So when are they all coming ?,neutral,dailydialog My parents are already here . My brother and nephew are arriving on Monday .,neutral,dailydialog You seem to very busy these days . What are you doing ?,neutral,dailydialog I am swapped with work after 10 - day holiday .,neutral,dailydialog Where did you spend your holiday ?,neutral,dailydialog I went to Paris .,neutral,dailydialog "So , Paula , where are you from ?",neutral,dailydialog "I'm from Canada , originally .",neutral,dailydialog From Canada ? Where were you born ?,neutral,dailydialog Montreal .,neutral,dailydialog When did you come to Los Angeles ?,neutral,dailydialog We moved here when I was fourteen .,neutral,dailydialog Did you go to school here ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I went to high school here , but I went to college in Texas .",neutral,dailydialog Did you get a job right after graduation ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I traveled for a while in Europe after college , and then I lived in France .",neutral,dailydialog When was that ?,neutral,dailydialog Let's see ... That was about six years ago .,neutral,dailydialog I bet that was interesting . What did you do there ?,neutral,dailydialog I studied French . Anyway ... that's enough about me.How about you ? Were you born in L . A . ?,neutral,dailydialog Do you consider yourself a good mother ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I'm a very good mother and successful career woman .",joy,dailydialog "How can you manage to do both ? I mean , it is so hard to be a working mother .",neutral,dailydialog "I think the most important thing is that you should be nice to yourself , like keeping housework simple , spending money on things that make life easier , buying yourself things you like , and so on . You can only be nice to others when you can be nice to yourself .",joy,dailydialog Does your husband feel the same ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . He is very understanding and supportive .,joy,dailydialog "I find it really hard to express myself in class . I have lots of ideas , but they never seem to come out of my mouth .",neutral,dailydialog "let me give you a little advice . You know what the topics are going to be , so prepares what you would like to say in advance .",neutral,dailydialog "I often do , but I ’ m worried about the responses from other people .",neutral,dailydialog "you have to be realistic . Not everyone is going to agree with you , but people will respect your opinion and they will respect the fact that you have contributed something to the discussion .",neutral,dailydialog I ’ m worried that what I say will not make sense .,neutral,dailydialog we could chat about the topic before class . I could check that what you want to say is logical and it would also give you a chance to practice speaking .,neutral,dailydialog that ’ s a good idea . What should I do if I am in two minds about a topic ?,neutral,dailydialog that ’ s easy . Express possibilities . People will think that you are pretty smart to be able to look at the topic from more than one angle .,neutral,dailydialog I didn ’ t realize that speaking in class could be so easy .,neutral,dailydialog "the most difficult thing is being able to predict what other people will say . They will reply to your statements , but you can ’ t be sure how .",neutral,dailydialog What's his job ?,neutral,dailydialog He used to be a policeman .,neutral,dailydialog But Mrs.Smith hired him to find her lost son .,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . He's a private eye now .,neutral,dailydialog Bother the flies !,neutral,dailydialog Where do they come from ?,neutral,dailydialog I don't know . Something rotten here ?,neutral,dailydialog I can't see it .,neutral,dailydialog Have you got your invitation yet ?,neutral,dailydialog "My invitation ? No , I haven't . My invitation to what ?",surprise,dailydialog The house warming party .,neutral,dailydialog Whose house warming party is it ?,neutral,dailydialog Tom and Bill Smith . They are both working now you know ? And they've bought a new house .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , they have ? I didn't know . I haven't seen Tom lately .",neutral,dailydialog It's out in the suburbs .,neutral,dailydialog Have you seen the house ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have . I went out with them last weekend .",neutral,dailydialog Is it nice ?,joy,dailydialog "Yes , it is . There are three bedrooms , a living room , a dining room , and a big kitchen .",joy,dailydialog There's also a garden .,joy,dailydialog "Well , that does sound nice . Have they moved in yet ?",joy,dailydialog "They are moving today . Tom's taken the day off . He's rented a truck , and they should have all their furniture in the house tonight .",joy,dailydialog When are they going to have the party ?,joy,dailydialog Next Saturday night . You should get your invitation today or tomorrow .,joy,dailydialog "Wow , that would be something to look forward to .",joy,dailydialog "hi , darling ! I have a one-month vacation saved up . How about a trip to Europe ?",neutral,dailydialog I could go for that . But I'm afraid our budget is a little tight this year .,neutral,dailydialog "oh , but I really need to leave this town for a change . Working day after day has worn me out . Do you have any other suggestions ?",neutral,dailydialog "we should probably think about going somewhere that isn't too far away . How about the countryside ? There must be many interesting places , and we could enjoy the fresh air and the delicious local spec",neutral,dailydialog wonderful ! I think that's a great idea . How soon until we can make this happen ? I can't wait !,joy,dailydialog tomorrow I have an appointment with my dentist . What about next Monday ?,neutral,dailydialog "perfect . I'll start preparing tomorrow . If we're going to drive , I'll need to fill up the tank .",neutral,dailydialog "no need . I think it's still plenty full . Even so , I'd rather travel by bus or train . It would cost much less than driving . Oil prices are soaring nowadays , you know .",neutral,dailydialog "we can take the train , that will be faster . I'll book the tickets tomorrow morning .",neutral,dailydialog "great ! Oh , one more thing , don't forget to check the weather before we go . I'd hate to get caught in the rain .",joy,dailydialog no problem . I'm really looking forward to the coming week .,joy,dailydialog "Me , too . Now let's make a list for what we need to take with us .",joy,dailydialog "Hi , Kenny . Let's go for a drink .",neutral,dailydialog Sounds good . Where are we going ?,neutral,dailydialog Somewhere new . It's a great place to pick up chicks .,neutral,dailydialog "Need a new . girlfriend , huh ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I broke up with Lisa.She blew a gasket over it . Whoa , get a load of that !",neutral,dailydialog Whew ! That getup is terrific !,neutral,dailydialog Never mind the getup.She ' s beautiful !,neutral,dailydialog That too .,neutral,dailydialog I'm gonna introduce myself .,neutral,dailydialog "If you're lucky , that might do the trick .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , oh , that tears it ! I'm getting out of here .",neutral,dailydialog Hold on ! What's the big hurry ?,neutral,dailydialog "My ex-girlfriend's here.If she sees me , my goose is cooked .",neutral,dailydialog I wanna finish my drink first . I'll meet you at Sammy's .,neutral,dailydialog "OK , catch you later .",neutral,dailydialog Valerie ! Hi ! Wow how are you ? It ’ s been such a long time !,joy,dailydialog "Darlene ! Indeed , it ’ s been a while ! How have you been ? Wow , you look amazing ! I love what you ’ Ve done with your hair !",joy,dailydialog "Really ? Thanks ! I went to that hair salon that you told me about , but enough about me ! Look at you ! You haven ’ t aged a day since the last time I saw you ! What is your secret !",joy,dailydialog "Ha ha , come on ! Well , I ’ Ve been watching what I eat , and working out three times a week . By the way , I heard your son recently graduated !",joy,dailydialog "Yes , my little Paul is finally a doctor . They grow up so fast you know .",joy,dailydialog He is such a handsome guy . He gets his looks from his mother of course !,joy,dailydialog "Thank you ! What about your daughter , Pamela ? I heard she has passed the bar exam and married recently .",joy,dailydialog Oh yes . She had a beautiful wedding in Cozumel Mexico and we all attended .,joy,dailydialog Such a lovely girl . I hope my Paul is lucky enough to find a girl like that someday !,joy,dailydialog "But of course ! Well , it ’ s been great talking to you , but I have to get going .",joy,dailydialog "Same here ! We will catch up soon , maybe over coffee !",joy,dailydialog That would be great ! Give me a call !,joy,dailydialog See you soon ! Bye ! Egg ... I can ’ t stand that woman or her obnoxious daughter .,joy,dailydialog Did you already take the history exam ?,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . It was hard . When do you take it ?,neutral,dailydialog I take it tomorrow morning . There is so much material that I dont know what to emphasize on . What types of questions did you get ?,neutral,dailydialog Mostly on the civil war . You should also study the impact Martin Luther King Jr . had on American society .,neutral,dailydialog What about Abraham Lincoln ? Did you get any questions about him ?,neutral,dailydialog I only had 1 question about him . But you might get more . I dont know if he will have the same exam or not .,neutral,dailydialog "Hopefully he will use the same exam , cause Im going to spend most of my time studying the civil war . It is a huge section and that is what he lectured the most on in class .",neutral,dailydialog "If you cant study everything , then that is probably the best way to go .",neutral,dailydialog Aright . Thanks for the info . I gotta go to the library now .,neutral,dailydialog Good luck .,joy,dailydialog Thanks . See ya .,joy,dailydialog "What's the matter with you , then ? You look miserable .",neutral,dailydialog It's us .,neutral,dailydialog "What do you mean by "" us "" ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , we used to talk to each other before we were married . Remember ?",neutral,dailydialog "What do you mean ? We ' re talking now , aren't we ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes , but we used to do so much together .",neutral,dailydialog Yes . I remember . But we never used to argue . You used to think I was wonderful . Where are you going ?,neutral,dailydialog Back to live with my parents . That's something else I used to do before we were married . Remember ?,neutral,dailydialog "Hey , Blake ! Are you still listening to Mozart ?",joy,dailydialog Yes.Do you like it ?,joy,dailydialog It's great . and I ' Ve heard that listening to Mozart can make you more intelligent .,joy,dailydialog Really ? I've never heard that before . I just like it .,surprise,dailydialog Is classical music your favorite ?,joy,dailydialog Yes . What about you ?,joy,dailydialog I Like pop music best . Classical music is a bit too heavy for me . I can't get fully relaxed in it .,neutral,dailydialog Pop music doesn't have any depth for me .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , that's why I can enjoy myself in it .",neutral,dailydialog Did you always like pop music .,neutral,dailydialog "I think so , since I was in primary school . How long have you been interested in classical music .",neutral,dailydialog I didn't like it at all until I started to learn violin when I was eight . From then on . classical music has been an important part of my life .,neutral,dailydialog "oh , I didn't know you can play the violin . Do you still play .",surprise,dailydialog "Sometimes , but these days I'm often too busy .",neutral,dailydialog It was really hard for our parents to save money when they were young .,neutral,dailydialog Most people were living form hand to mouth . How could they ?,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . They simply had no extra money to save up or for other things .,neutral,dailydialog "Fortunately , things are changing these years .",neutral,dailydialog "Jane , I was wondering if you you had any plans for saturday afternoon .",neutral,dailydialog "A friend and I are planing to go out , why ? what's up ?",neutral,dailydialog "There is a special exhibition of french sculptures at the museum , I was hoping you ' d like to come with me .",neutral,dailydialog I am afraid I can't I am going to be out all day .,neutral,dailydialog What about sunday ?,neutral,dailydialog "i wish i could , but it's my mums birthday .",neutral,dailydialog Maybe next week .,neutral,dailydialog "Much as I ' d like to , I am afraid i wont be free next week , I have a lot of work .",neutral,dailydialog "Sorry to hear that , I was really looking forward to spending some more time with you , I really enjoyed our last chat .",neutral,dailydialog "I am really sorry too , maybe I can give you a call sometime .",neutral,dailydialog "Have any plans for the weekend , Tom ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I ’ m going for a hike in the southern Rocky Mountains .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , do you go hiking often ?",neutral,dailydialog I go as much as I can . I love hiking because you can really get in touch with nature .,joy,dailydialog It would be nice to get out of the city . Do you want some company ?,joy,dailydialog "Sure . But , it will be a long hike , 30 miles in three days . Have you been hiking before ?",joy,dailydialog "Yeah , I go a lot too . I saw a bear and a mountain lion on my last hike .",joy,dailydialog Wow ! You must have been pretty far away from the city .,joy,dailydialog "Yeah , my friend and I hiked in a very wild part of the national forest .",joy,dailydialog "Well , bring him along too . We ’ ll have a great time this weekend .",joy,dailydialog "Thanks , I ’ ll ask him .",neutral,dailydialog How upsetting ! He has been away for a week !,sadness,dailydialog I don't know if anything terrible has happened .,sadness,dailydialog I have reported it to the police .,neutral,dailydialog We'd better prepare for the worst .,neutral,dailydialog "You've heard of Bruce Jenner , haven't you ?",neutral,dailydialog "He won the decathlon in the 1976 Olympics , right ?",neutral,dailydialog I read that he trained so much that he used to dream about jumping hurdles .,neutral,dailydialog I can think of better things to dream about ...,neutral,dailydialog "Sometimes he would wake up covered in sweat , with his legs pumping away .",neutral,dailydialog That's crazy .,neutral,dailydialog Mike ! Look at the floor !,surprise,dailydialog What's wrong with it ?,neutral,dailydialog What's wrong with it ? It's filthy !,neutral,dailydialog Oh ...,neutral,dailydialog It's filthy because you never wipe your shoes .,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , love .",neutral,dailydialog What are you looking for now ?,neutral,dailydialog My cigarettes .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , they ' re not here.They are in the dustbin .",neutral,dailydialog In the dustbin ! Why didn't you tell me before ?,neutral,dailydialog Excuse me . Do you study Chinese at this university ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I do . But my characters are very bad .",neutral,dailydialog It takes a long time to learn Chinese writing .,neutral,dailydialog Are you Chinese by birth ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I am . I am from Guangzhou . I am here to study international relations .",neutral,dailydialog How do you like it ?,neutral,dailydialog I like it so far . But my English still needs work .,neutral,dailydialog I want to study Mandarin and public relations .,neutral,dailydialog "Hey , look over there . It seems that there is something interesting going on . Let's go and have a look .",joy,dailydialog Sure . It's probably a skiing show . Adam told me there are many skiing clubs whose members put on shows to attract more visitors .,joy,dailydialog Look at that . It's so dangerous . My mom would never allow me to do that .,neutral,dailydialog Stop all this fuss and enjoy the show .,neutral,dailydialog You are right . But what if an avalanche happened ?,neutral,dailydialog They are all great skiers and very experienced . So I suppose the chance for them to be buried by an avalanche is slim .,neutral,dailydialog "Anyway , the show is breathtaking . By the way , where did they get so much snow here ?",joy,dailydialog "Well , they have the most advanced snowmaking machine .",neutral,dailydialog Do you think the snowmaking may cause pollution ?,neutral,dailydialog It's possible .,neutral,dailydialog You'll never guess what I won at work today ! - Tickets to tonight's final NBA game .,joy,dailydialog "Two , I hope and I hope that by telling me about them you are planning on taking me !",surprise,dailydialog "Of course ! And here's the best part , they are court side seats !",joy,dailydialog How in the world ! Who came up with seats like that from your company ?,joy,dailydialog Some guy in the accounting department has a brother on the team !,joy,dailydialog Can't beat that ! Thank you accounting guy !,joy,dailydialog "The game starts at seven so we'd better hustle , it's already five .",joy,dailydialog What are we waiting for ? Let's go !,joy,dailydialog Let ’ s play a game !,neutral,dailydialog OK ! How about Scrabble ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , no , a friend of mine taught me this really fun game . I ’ m going to describe someone ’ s face , and you guess who it is !",neutral,dailydialog OK !,neutral,dailydialog "Let ’ s see . He has a roman nose , bushy eyebrows and dimples !",neutral,dailydialog "Our cousin Pete ! My turn ! She has a pointy nose , sunken eyes and a mole on her chin !",neutral,dailydialog "Aunt Rose ! That mole is so huge ! OK , my turn . He has a crooked nose and full lips . He has quite a few freckles and an oval face . Oh , he is also bald !",neutral,dailydialog Your future husband !,neutral,dailydialog Not funny .,neutral,dailydialog "As we know , mobile phones bring people great convenience and shorten the distance among friends and relatives .",neutral,dailydialog "It bears a great many of advantages , but also some weak points .",neutral,dailydialog Is it ? I've never thought of any disadvantages of the mobile phone .,neutral,dailydialog "For instance , the mobile phone seriously distracts the attention of people from work and study .",neutral,dailydialog That's true . Some people pay too much attention to their mobile phones .,neutral,dailydialog "Actually , it's not the fault of the mobile phone . But people should have a proper attitude towards it . Mobile phone is a tool serving people , not the fetters restricting them .",neutral,dailydialog "Lee , I'm going to get married next month .",joy,dailydialog Good news ! And congratulations !,joy,dailydialog You are invited to my wedding .,joy,dailydialog Thank you . I'll certainly be there .,joy,dailydialog Thank you for lending me the book .,neutral,dailydialog "Sure . But it's a very difficult one , you need to have a dictionary at your elbow .",neutral,dailydialog But I'm not used to looking up every new word when I'm reading a novel . I only look up the most necessary ones .,neutral,dailydialog Don ’ t you agree that all the thieves should be punished by cutting off their fingers ?,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m afraid many people would turn thumbs down on it .,neutral,dailydialog "Don ’ t you think in that case , there wouldn ’ t be so much stealing ?",neutral,dailydialog Definitely . But I think it is too fierce .,neutral,dailydialog "The bartender just gave the last call . Let's order another round , okay ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sure , but let's get a pitcher this time We should be able to down it before they close .",neutral,dailydialog That sounds good . You order the beer while I go to the bathroom . Where is the can in this place ?,neutral,dailydialog It's all the way to the back . See that yellow door ?,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . I think I can find it .,neutral,dailydialog You're back already . That sure was quick .,neutral,dailydialog That's because I just took one step inside and turned right around . That bathroom is too gross for me .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , the bartender wouldn't give me the pitcher of beer . Anyway . He said it was too close to closing time .",neutral,dailydialog "Let's leave then . I could take some fresh air , anyway .",joy,dailydialog "Okay , let's go !",joy,dailydialog "hi , Mary ! What do you like to do in your spare time ?",neutral,dailydialog "well , I spend a lot of time watching movies .",neutral,dailydialog "what a confidence ! I always watch a lot of movies , too .",joy,dailydialog "oh really , Frank ? What kind of movies do you like ?",surprise,dailydialog "actually , I watch whichever movie there is , be it a comedy , a sci-fi or a suspense movie . How about you ?",neutral,dailydialog "art films are my favorite , but thrillers are cool , too .",neutral,dailydialog really impressive . These two genres are totally different .,neutral,dailydialog sure . I enjoy both of them very much .,neutral,dailydialog how often do you go to the cinema ?,neutral,dailydialog "once in a while , I suppose , I usually rent movies at Movie Salon .",neutral,dailydialog movie salon ? where is that ?,neutral,dailydialog it's a movie rental store in my neighborhood . I've got a membership there .,neutral,dailydialog is it good ?,neutral,dailydialog "yes , you can find almost all new releases there .",neutral,dailydialog really ? Maybe I shall also sign up for its membership .,neutral,dailydialog why not ?,neutral,dailydialog Hey Suzie . Guess what ? I'm having a baby !,joy,dailydialog Really ? That's so great . Congratulations .,surprise,dailydialog Thanks . I'm so excited . We've been trying for 8 months now .,joy,dailydialog That's really exciting . How many months are you pregnant ?,joy,dailydialog Three months .,neutral,dailydialog Are you going to find out if it is a boy or a girl ?,neutral,dailydialog "I want to , but Bob doesn't . He wants to be surprised like the old fashioned way .",neutral,dailydialog Maybe it's more exciting not knowing .,joy,dailydialog I'd rather know and buy all the baby things ahead of time .,neutral,dailydialog There are so many things you have to prepare for .,neutral,dailydialog "I know I am going to be busy , but I know I can handle it . I have been looking forward to this day for a long long time .",neutral,dailydialog It really must be an exciting time for you guys .,joy,dailydialog Thank you so much .,joy,dailydialog Mary seems depressed . What ’ s the matter ?,neutral,dailydialog She didn ’ t expect to get a kick in the teeth after a day ’ s hard work .,neutral,dailydialog Poor girl !,neutral,dailydialog "Believe it or not , one of the narrowest street in the world is only 49cm wide .",neutral,dailydialog Unbelievable ! How do people go through it ?,surprise,dailydialog "That's what I'm wondering , too .",neutral,dailydialog I wish I had a chance to see it with my own eyes .,neutral,dailydialog Would you care to join for the picnic tomorrow ?,joy,dailydialog "Much to my regret , I'll have to meet my girlfriend at the airport then .",neutral,dailydialog "We'd like to invite you for our dress party tomorrow evening , are you free ?",joy,dailydialog "Much as we'd like to , but we've booked up already for that time .",neutral,dailydialog What a pity ! You can't join us .,sadness,dailydialog "So sorry . Next time we'll go , thanks anyway .",joy,dailydialog "I'd like to invite you to dinner tonight , do you think have time ?",joy,dailydialog Thank you for your inition . I'm free tonight .,joy,dailydialog "Which kind of food do you like , chinese food , western food or sea food ?",neutral,dailydialog I prefer sea food .,neutral,dailydialog ok . I'll pick up your hotel at 6 thirty pm .,neutral,dailydialog That's fine . I'll be waiting for you .,neutral,dailydialog See you later .,neutral,dailydialog bye .,neutral,dailydialog Look ! I bought these shoes only three weeks ago and there is a hole in them already .,sadness,dailydialog "If that happen to me , I ’ ll take them back to the shop .",neutral,dailydialog I did . But they said they won ’ t change them .,sadness,dailydialog "That ’ s terrible . But if they wouldn ’ t change them , I know what I would do .",neutral,dailydialog Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed by your work ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course ! It is the No . 1 stressor in my life . You know job stress has become a very common problem these days . So we must learn to cope with it .,neutral,dailydialog Totally agree . What is your solution ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , there are two causes of job stress . One is employee characteristic and the other is company condition . So if we want to manage job stress , both we and the companies should do something . For me , I am trying to balance work and leisure time . You know , all work and no play make Jack a dull boy .",neutral,dailydialog You seem to have a very relaxed outlook .,neutral,dailydialog It is necessary . Positive attitude helps to prevent stress .,neutral,dailydialog "But I don ’ t think we can change our working condition . Anyway , we are not the bosses .",neutral,dailydialog "I heard some companies are providing stress management training and making changes inside them , like avoiding unrealistic deadlines and organizing relaxation activities . Our boss is a smart person . He will be learning from that if he would like to an efficient and healthy team .",neutral,dailydialog I am so busy today .,neutral,dailydialog Can I help you ?,joy,dailydialog I ’ m not sure . Perhaps you could do the shopping .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ ll be glad to help .,joy,dailydialog Or maybe make the beds .,neutral,dailydialog All you have to do is ask for help .,joy,dailydialog Thanks . That ’ s terrific !,joy,dailydialog I ’ m ready and willing to help .,joy,dailydialog "The restaurant across the street hired a new Chinese chef , so I ordered some Chinese food there for this evening .",neutral,dailydialog Good . I love Chinese food . What did you order ?,joy,dailydialog Something hot and spicy . They look very inviting on the menu . You are going to love them .,joy,dailydialog Maybe we can find a place to learn some Chinese cooking . I hear there's a place in Chinatown where you can take some courses . Are you interested ?,neutral,dailydialog "I'm not sure . I don't enjoy cooking that much . As long as we can order it from a restaurant , we don't have to learn to do it by ourselves .",neutral,dailydialog You are right . But I just want to know how they prepare food and make it taste so different .,neutral,dailydialog You don't look too well . Maybe you should take the day off from work .,neutral,dailydialog I couldn't do that . I have an important meeting to go to today .,neutral,dailydialog Do you feel ok ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not really . After a 12 - hour flight , I've got jetlag , and on top of that , I think I've also got the flu .",neutral,dailydialog Why don't you call your secretary and tell her to reschedule the meeting ? You should really get some rest or you'll end up feeling even worse than you do now .,neutral,dailydialog Could you feel my forehead and check to see if I have a fever ?,neutral,dailydialog You're really hot . Let me get you some Tylenol to bring the fever down .,neutral,dailydialog "Ok . I'll stay home this morning and rest , but if I feel better in the afternoon , I'm going to the meeting .",neutral,dailydialog "Zach , what's that on your arm ?",neutral,dailydialog "I don't know . It looks a bit red , but I'm sure it's nothing .",neutral,dailydialog It looks like you have a red rash all over you ! Are you allergic to anything ?,neutral,dailydialog "Just cats , but I don't think I was near any cats in the last couple of weeks .",neutral,dailydialog I completely forgot about your cat allergy . I took care of a cat for my friend here a few days ago . Oh no . we'd better go to the doctor and get some medicine . Let's go .,neutral,dailydialog Shouldn't we make an appointment first ?,neutral,dailydialog "We would , but let's just go and see if there's an opening now before it gets worse .",neutral,dailydialog Whatever you say . I just want to get to my meeting !,neutral,dailydialog I can't go to your party .,neutral,dailydialog That's too bad .,neutral,dailydialog Do you like being a doctor ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , most of the time . But , sometimes things can get difficult .",neutral,dailydialog Can you tell me about it ?,neutral,dailydialog "You know , sometimes patients can get very unreasonable . They may insist they are sick when they are not .",neutral,dailydialog What can you do when this happens ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not much , usually I'll just keep silent .",neutral,dailydialog Have you eaten ?,neutral,dailydialog Not yet .,neutral,dailydialog It's too hot to read .,neutral,dailydialog We'd better go out for a walk .,neutral,dailydialog Which season do you like best ?,neutral,dailydialog Spring .,neutral,dailydialog How about summer ?,neutral,dailydialog I dislike it most .,disgust,dailydialog Why ?,neutral,dailydialog Because the hottest season is summer in a year .,neutral,dailydialog But sometimes summer is more charming than the other seasons .,neutral,dailydialog My son came home from three years in the navy .,neutral,dailydialog It was a real red letter day for you .,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . We rolled out the red carpet to welcome him home .,neutral,dailydialog "John , my father isn't there at all . Are you kidding ?",neutral,dailydialog "Cool , fellow , what's the date today , buddy ?",joy,dailydialog "It's ... oh it's the 1st April , April Fool's Day .",surprise,dailydialog "You forgot all of about it , didn't you ?",joy,dailydialog I must be going .,neutral,dailydialog Okay . Keep in touch .,neutral,dailydialog "Hi , I made a reservation for a mid-size vehicle . The name is Jimmy Fox .",neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m sorry , we have no mid-size available at the moment .",neutral,dailydialog "I don ’ t understand , I made a reservation , do you have my reservation ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , we do , unfortunately we ran out of cars .",neutral,dailydialog But the reservation keeps the car here . That ’ s why you have the reservation .,anger,dailydialog I know why we have reservations .,neutral,dailydialog "I don ’ t think you do.If you did , I ’ d have a car.See , you know how to take the reservation , you just don ’ t know how to hold the reservation and that ’ s really the most important part of the reservation , the holding . Anybody can just take them .",anger,dailydialog But we do have a compact or an SUV if you ’ d like .,neutral,dailydialog Fine . I ’ ll take the compact .,anger,dailydialog "Alright . We have a blue Ford Focus for you , Mr . Fox . Would you like insurance ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , you better give me the insurance , because I am gonna beat the hell out of this car .",anger,dailydialog Do you think Tom will be elected president ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I think Harry will get it .",neutral,dailydialog Let's make a bet on who gets it .,neutral,dailydialog "OK , loser buys pizza tomorrow night .",neutral,dailydialog I met a girl in elevator this morning . She works in a company upstairs . She said she envied the casual way we dress for work . She complained about the dress rule in her company . It requires everyone to wear formal clothes from Monday to Friday .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I was wondering where those people with professional attire come from . Now , I know the answer .",neutral,dailydialog "You know , in a sense , a suits and ties are compulsory for male employees even in July , and no jewelry allowed for most of the female employees . Even the reasonable male leaf is returning the rule , isn ’ t that strict ?",neutral,dailydialog "To some extent , it is . Anyway , whether they like it or not , they do give people a very good impression .",neutral,dailydialog "But it is unjust to judge a book by its cover . If they ’ re not happy or comfortable with their clothes , they can be less productive .",neutral,dailydialog What happened ? Why didn't he win ?,neutral,dailydialog Didn't you hear ? He was disqualified .,neutral,dailydialog How did that happen ? He's so talented ! I thought he had a great chance of winning a gold medal !,surprise,dailydialog "If he didn't have any drug problems , he would have won .",neutral,dailydialog What ? What kind of drugs was he using ?,surprise,dailydialog He was taking steroids to make him stronger and faster .,neutral,dailydialog I thought that all athletes were supposed to be regularly tested for drugs .,disgust,dailydialog They are . The only reason they didn't disqualify him until after the race is because the results from the text only came back afterwards .,disgust,dailydialog That's so disappointing . I don't know why top athletes would feel the need to take drugs .,disgust,dailydialog "I don't think it's right , but I can understand why they might . Imagine how much pressure there would be to win for your country !",disgust,dailydialog "Regardless of how much pressure you're under , there's never a good reason to take drugs .",neutral,dailydialog "I agree . Hopefully with the new regulations , fewer athletes will try to cheat with drugs .",neutral,dailydialog Let's hope so .,neutral,dailydialog "Cindy , how come nearly all the prime-time TV shows are comedies ?",neutral,dailydialog That's because Americans love sitcoms .,neutral,dailydialog Sitcoms ?,neutral,dailydialog "Situation comedies . A sitcom is half an hour long and it airs weekly . Sitcom shows tend to be about ordinary people . If there is one thing that all the shows have in common , it is teaching wholesome values .",neutral,dailydialog "In Taiwan , prime-time shows are an hour long and most of them aren't comedies .",neutral,dailydialog I think Americans would rather laugh than cry or be scared in their free time .,neutral,dailydialog Are you interested in history ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I am . I enjoyed studying it at school , though I had trouble remembering all the dates , so my teacher never gave me good marks .",joy,dailydialog "I love history , but I ’ Ve always thought that learning the reasons behind events is more important than remembering exactly when they happened .",joy,dailydialog I wish you had been my history teacher ! I might have got better marks !,neutral,dailydialog Some people say that history repeats itself .,neutral,dailydialog "What does that mean ? The same events never happen twice , do they ?",neutral,dailydialog "The idea is that the people and dates change , but the reason why things happen stay the same .",neutral,dailydialog I see . I think I ’ d agree with that statement . People often seem to make the same mistakes over and over again .,neutral,dailydialog You're looking great .,joy,dailydialog "You , too .",joy,dailydialog "What's the matter , John ? you seemed to be restless today .",neutral,dailydialog "You see , I've been offered a new job . I can't decide whether to take it or not .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , that's easy . If it's better than the one you are doing now , go for it . That's my advice .",neutral,dailydialog It isn't that easy . I hate to quit my present job . People around here are very nice and the work itself is challenging .,neutral,dailydialog Then what about the salary ? Would you get more ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , they say I would get a big sum .",neutral,dailydialog Have you discussed it with your wife ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , she leaves it to me .",neutral,dailydialog As I say it the work is well worth try . After all you can get a higher salary .,neutral,dailydialog I have to think about it .,neutral,dailydialog Sybil . Is that spelt with an I or a Y ?,neutral,dailydialog "Both actually . S , Y , B , I , L .",neutral,dailydialog Of course .,neutral,dailydialog I see Mike farmer has make it into the Olympic team . He beat the national record by 0.1 of a second .,neutral,dailydialog That ’ s great . He ’ s the best runner I ’ Ve seen this season . I ’ m sure he ’ ll win a medal at the Olympics .,neutral,dailydialog I think you ’ re right . I think we have a very good athletics team . They should do well in the Olympics . How many medals do you think we ’ ll win ?,neutral,dailydialog "I really don ’ t know . I don ’ t think we ’ ll win many gold medals , but I think we should win several silver and bronze ones .",neutral,dailydialog What do you think our chance are in other events .,neutral,dailydialog "In the last Olympics , we did very well in swimming , cycling and ball sports . I think we ’ ll do well in those same events .",neutral,dailydialog We might get a gold medal in the sailing too . Our team put in a lot of practice .,neutral,dailydialog I think we can expect to get between 30 to 40 medals in total .,neutral,dailydialog You are very optimistic !,neutral,dailydialog "Helen , did you hear I ’ m having a party ? Next Saturday in my place .",joy,dailydialog "I may have something on that day , but thanks for inviting me .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , drop by if you can .",neutral,dailydialog "I will , do you want me to bring anything ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , just bring yourself . I hope to see you there .",joy,dailydialog It's said that John's broken up .,neutral,dailydialog Really ? But his wife has always waited on him hand and foot .,surprise,dailydialog I hear that John's leading a double wife .,neutral,dailydialog It's very bad of him to cheat on a lady like his wife .,disgust,dailydialog Let's play chess .,neutral,dailydialog I haven't played chess for a long time .,neutral,dailydialog "That's all right , I'm a beginner . I've just learnt how to play .",neutral,dailydialog "Look , there's a chessboard . Those two men have already finished playing .",neutral,dailydialog You're a very good player,neutral,dailydialog "Not really , but once I won a prize .",neutral,dailydialog So did I . I won a prize last week but it was a prize for beginners .,neutral,dailydialog My prize was for the best player in the country . Now let's start playing chess seriously .,neutral,dailydialog You have been here for how long ? Four months now ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , about .",neutral,dailydialog Do you know Chinese better now ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , definitely . I remember , when I first arrived in Guangzhou , my girlfriend was haggling with a sales clerk over the price of a mobile phone .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yeah . Many Chinese like to bargain . It happens almost everywhere .",neutral,dailydialog "I mean , I understand that . But the speed of the conversation got faster and faster , until it seemed to me that they would fight . My perception of the tone was that it was a violent shouting match . The truth was that it was a perfectly normal conversation .",neutral,dailydialog A shouting match ? You ’ re so funny . You must be exaggerating . I don ’ t believe it .,neutral,dailydialog I am not exaggerating at all . I ’ m telling you the truth . That was how I felt at that time .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , perhaps . Chinese usually don ’ t notice that sort of thing . Maybe it ’ s quite natural to us .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , absolutely true .",neutral,dailydialog "Excuse me , can you tell me the name of the book you read ?",neutral,dailydialog Harry Potter .,neutral,dailydialog Harry Potter ? Is that book funny ?,neutral,dailydialog "Actually , the language itself is not so funny , but you can imagine the scene , that's funny .",neutral,dailydialog Got it .,neutral,dailydialog Have you ever read this book before ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , but my little brother likes it very much .",neutral,dailydialog It's really a good book . You will like it too .,neutral,dailydialog "I'll try to read it . Actually , I like literature very much .",neutral,dailydialog "Wow , that sounds like a scholar . By the way , who's your favorite writer ?",neutral,dailydialog Jane Austen .,neutral,dailydialog Me too . Pride and Prejudice is my favorite .,neutral,dailydialog I like it too . But Sense and Sensibility is my favorite .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , it's getting late . I've got to run . It was nice talking to you , karren .",neutral,dailydialog "Thanks , Tim.Nice meeting you , too .",joy,dailydialog I guess we'll see just around .,neutral,dailydialog "Ye , I hope so.well.Take it easy .",neutral,dailydialog You too .,neutral,dailydialog "Hey Sandra , what's wrong ? You look furious !",neutral,dailydialog I've had it with Tim ! I think I'm going to quit !,anger,dailydialog But Sandra ... you love your job ! You spent months trying to get this position . It's perfect for you !,neutral,dailydialog Yeah ... I know . But I'm sick and tired of all the office power struggles !,anger,dailydialog What kind of power struggles are you talking about ?,neutral,dailydialog "Basically , I think Tim is threatened by me . I'm doing a better job than he is so he's trying to sabotage my career !",anger,dailydialog So he talks about you behind your back ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . He's all nice and friendly to my face . But the second I turn around he stabs me in the back !,anger,dailydialog I had a worker like that once . She was always taking credit for my ideas .,neutral,dailydialog I should keep a better record of my correspondence with the clients so if necessary I can prove it was my effort .,neutral,dailydialog "My co-worker had a whole bunch of bad office habits . She liked to name-drop ... we would be in a meeting and she would say , yesterday I was chatting with Tom . She meant Tom Solomon ... our CEO .",neutral,dailydialog "Doris , I'm glad you're home . I'm terrified . I don't know what to do !",fear,dailydialog What is it ? What happened ?,neutral,dailydialog I think someone is stalking me .,fear,dailydialog "No , it can't be . Really ? Who ?",surprise,dailydialog "I don't know . I saw him the first time Tuesday . He was at the cafe . I noticed he was looking at me a lot . Not just the usual looking , but staring.He just kept staring at me . He didn't stop .",fear,dailydialog What did you do ?,neutral,dailydialog "I didn't do anything . Finally , he left.But then I saw him again today . Outside the shoe store . Near the cafe . I went into a CD store and pretended I was looking at CD's . But then he came in too .",fear,dailydialog Did he leave when you left ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . Then I noticed he was on the sidewalk behind me . He was following me .,fear,dailydialog What did you do ?,neutral,dailydialog "Man , I'm hungry . Do you know a good place to have lunch ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I know a great place . What types of food do you like ?",neutral,dailydialog "Mexican , Japanese or Chinese would be great .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I know a place where you might like to eat .",neutral,dailydialog Is it close by ?,neutral,dailydialog It's down a block on the right ; can I show you the way ?,neutral,dailydialog "OK , I'd love the company .",joy,dailydialog This will work out well . I'm getting hungry just thinking about it .,joy,dailydialog have you ever been to Disneyworld ?,neutral,dailydialog "when I was young , my parents took me to the one in California . I always forget which — is that one Disneyland or Disneyworld ?",neutral,dailydialog "the one in Florida is Disneyworld and the one in California is Disneyland , so you must have been to Disneyland .",neutral,dailydialog that's right . Why do you ask ?,neutral,dailydialog "well , I've never been to either so I was thinking of going to Disneyworld for my honeymoon .",neutral,dailydialog when are you getting married ?,neutral,dailydialog some time next year . We haven't set the date yet .,neutral,dailydialog congratulations ! I had no idea .,neutral,dailydialog thank you . So what do you think ? Would we have a good time ?,neutral,dailydialog do you like amusement parks ?,neutral,dailydialog "for the most part , yes . Some of the rides are bit too scary for me , though .",neutral,dailydialog "if you don't think twice about the rides and go on every ride that you can , you'll have a good time .",neutral,dailydialog even the roller coasters that go through tunnels in the dark ?,neutral,dailydialog "even those . It'll be very romantic , I think . You'll have loads of fun .",joy,dailydialog thanks for the advice . I'll talk to my fiance about it tonight .,neutral,dailydialog I'm sure he'll love the idea . Just throw yourself into it and you'll enjoy it !,joy,dailydialog Matthew ? Hi !,joy,dailydialog Steve ! Haven't seen you in ages ! How long's it been ?,joy,dailydialog It's got to be almost a year now .,joy,dailydialog How have you been ?,joy,dailydialog I'm pretty good . I've been looking for a place to live recently . My lease runs out next month and I don't want to renew it .,joy,dailydialog "Yeah , I remember the neighborhood . Have you found a place yet ?",neutral,dailydialog Not yet . But I am still looking through the classifieds . Wish me luck .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , maybe I can help . Remember my neighbor ?",joy,dailydialog Mrs . Thou ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , her daughter's having a baby , so she's moving in with her to help out . I think if you are interested , you can come over and have a look .",joy,dailydialog Great . It's a lovely neighborhood . And it would be nice to be neighbors again . It would be just like the old days !,joy,dailydialog I'll ask Mrs . Thou when she's available to show the apartment and let you know . Has your number changed ?,joy,dailydialog Are you ready to go to the mall ?,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . Dig my new pants ?,neutral,dailydialog Copycat !,anger,dailydialog What do you mean ?,neutral,dailydialog "You went out and bought khakis , too !",anger,dailydialog No . Mine are a soft brown . Yours are khaki .,neutral,dailydialog Whatever .,neutral,dailydialog Have heard of Paul ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , what ?",neutral,dailydialog He's got a promotion .,neutral,dailydialog You're kidding .,surprise,dailydialog "No , they made him vicepresident in charge of sells .",neutral,dailydialog I don't believe it.He is only being with the company for two years .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , it's true.The board man last thirdly and they choice Paul .",neutral,dailydialog Well.Good for him .,neutral,dailydialog "Jeff , I'm going to the supermarket . Do you want to come with me ?",neutral,dailydialog I think the supermarket is closed now .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , When does it close ?",neutral,dailydialog It closes at 7:00 on Sundays .,neutral,dailydialog That's too bad .,neutral,dailydialog "Don't worry , we can go tomorrow morning . It opens at 8: 00 .",neutral,dailydialog Alright . What do you want to do now ?,joy,dailydialog Let's take a walk for a half an hour . My sister will get here at about 8: 30PM and then we can all go out to dinner .,joy,dailydialog Where does she live ?,neutral,dailydialog She lives in San Francisco .,neutral,dailydialog How long has she lived there ?,neutral,dailydialog I think she's lived there for about 10 years .,neutral,dailydialog That's a long time . Where did she live before that ?,neutral,dailydialog San Diego .,neutral,dailydialog "Hey , Peter , have you had lunch yet ?",neutral,dailydialog No . How about you ?,neutral,dailydialog Not yet . Let's go to that restaurant on the corner .,neutral,dailydialog Who's that ?,neutral,dailydialog Search me .,neutral,dailydialog I had a big argument with david yesterday . I hope he ’ s not still mad at me .,neutral,dailydialog What did you argue about ?,neutral,dailydialog He borrowed some money from me and I needed it back . He said he didn ’ t have the money yet .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , he should pay you back . It ’ s only fair .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , but I got angry with him too quickly . He probably thought that I mistrusted him . I shouldn ’ t have got angry .",neutral,dailydialog Did you lend him a lot of money ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not much . I had to pay an unexpected bill , so I needed the money back .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , talk to him about it next time you see him . He probably feels as bad about it as you do . Close friends sometimes have disagreements . It ’ s nothing unusual . Neither of you said anything really nasty , did you ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , we didn ’ t . I guess you ’ re right . We should patch things up .",neutral,dailydialog "Of course you should . You wouldn ’ t want a silly argument to ruin a long friendship , would you ?",neutral,dailydialog Did you read the letter in the paper about smoking ? The person who wrote that must be crazy .,neutral,dailydialog I don ’ t think so . I think the government should do everything it can to discourage people from smoking .,neutral,dailydialog Maybe so . But a law banning cigarettes will do no good .,neutral,dailydialog "No , you can ’ t suddenly make smoking illegal , but government could prohibit smoking in public places like movies and theatres .",neutral,dailydialog Do you know that the dolphin is the most intelligent animal in the world ?,joy,dailydialog Yes . Dolphins have a big brain and they are very smart . They are also the fastest swimmers in the world .,joy,dailydialog They must be amazing animals .,joy,dailydialog They are . I read a story about a dolphin saving a A from drowning in the sea .,joy,dailydialog I read that story too . They seem to be able to understand men .,joy,dailydialog They sure can . Maybe they can interact with men better than monkeys and apes .,joy,dailydialog "Oh dear , my weight has gone up again .",neutral,dailydialog "I am not surprised , you eat too much .",neutral,dailydialog And I suppose sitting at the desk all day in the office doesn't help .,neutral,dailydialog "No , I wouldn't think so .",neutral,dailydialog I do wish I could lose weight .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , why don't you go on the diet ?",neutral,dailydialog I've tried diets before but they've never worked .,neutral,dailydialog Perhaps you should excercise more . Why don't you go to an exercise class .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , maybe I should .",neutral,dailydialog Could you please wait for a minute ? I'll buy the tickets,neutral,dailydialog All right .,neutral,dailydialog Here is your ticket .,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog The park will close soon . We Should better go in right now .,neutral,dailydialog Really ?,surprise,dailydialog "Yes , let's go in .",neutral,dailydialog "It is a new park , isn't it ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , how do you know ?",neutral,dailydialog I guessed it .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , generally speaking , the park is a window on the world history , a window on the world civilization and a window on the world's tourist attractions as well .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , how wonderful !",joy,dailydialog I was just watching a documentary on TV about how people use dogs for various purpose . It was very interesting .,neutral,dailydialog "I love dogs . They have been used as guards for centuries . Nowadays , they are often used to find illegal drugs and bombs by the police and customs officers .",neutral,dailydialog The documentary also pointed out that they are used by shepherds to round up sheep and by rescue workers to find people trapped under rubble or snow .,neutral,dailydialog Horses are useful to people too . We use them for sports and recreation .,neutral,dailydialog Don ’ t forget that horses are still used in many countries to pull ploughs and carts .,neutral,dailydialog Can you ride a horse ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I can . I don ’ t ride regularly though . How about you ?",neutral,dailydialog I can ride too . Perhaps we could go horse riding together at the weekend ?,joy,dailydialog What a good idea !,joy,dailydialog Where's Mrs . Johnson ?,neutral,dailydialog "Just call her Lisa , Mary . She's cooking dinner .",neutral,dailydialog I see . Can I sit down ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course ! Make yourself at home .,neutral,dailydialog "Thank you , Mr . Johnson .",neutral,dailydialog "Please , just call me Tom .",neutral,dailydialog "Okay , Tom .",neutral,dailydialog Where's Cindy ?,neutral,dailydialog She's upstairs in my room .,neutral,dailydialog Can you tell her to come downstairs ? We're about to have dinner .,neutral,dailydialog Have you heard of Paul ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , what ?",neutral,dailydialog He's got a promotion .,neutral,dailydialog You're kidding .,surprise,dailydialog "No , they made him vicepresident in charge of sells .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I don't believe it . He is only being with the company for two years .",surprise,dailydialog "Well , it's true . The board man last thirdly and they choice Paul .",neutral,dailydialog Well . Good for him .,neutral,dailydialog Let's speed up . We're going to be late again .,neutral,dailydialog "If we hurry , can we get there in time ?",neutral,dailydialog I hope so .,neutral,dailydialog Is it your first time to join the sports meeting of Junior High School ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , and it's great . What are the events at the sports meeting ?",neutral,dailydialog "Long-distance race , dash , hurdle race , relay race , standing long jump , high jump , shotput and so on .",neutral,dailydialog "Our neighbor , Bruce , will take part in the relay race . Let's go have a look .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , let's go .",neutral,dailydialog "The competition will begin in 5 minutes , it's tense here .",neutral,dailydialog "Wonderful , Bruce is taking the lead .",neutral,dailydialog Other competitors have almost caught up with him . They are neck and neck .,neutral,dailydialog "Come on , Bruce . Come on , Bruce .",neutral,dailydialog "Wow , Bruce crossed the line first .",neutral,dailydialog Tim ’ s smiles are interesting .,joy,dailydialog "Yes , they are shy and gentle but very powerful .",joy,dailydialog You are right . They sweep Nancy off her feet . And now she fell head over heels in love with him .,joy,dailydialog How wonderful it would be if I had such smiles !,joy,dailydialog Have you enjoyed your weekend ?,joy,dailydialog "Yes , it's been marvelous . It really was very kind of you to invite me . I hope it hasn't been too much trouble .",joy,dailydialog Not at all . We've really enjoyed having you . I hope you'll come and stay again next time you're in Changsha .,joy,dailydialog The Great Wall is a great attraction for visitors .,neutral,dailydialog It's a man-made wonder . I've seen it many times in textbooks and it's part of my dream to visit it .,neutral,dailydialog Someone claimed it was one of the two man-made wonders that could be seen on the moon .,neutral,dailydialog That's true .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ m forming a music band .,neutral,dailydialog Do you already know how to play an instrument ?,neutral,dailydialog "Uh ... Yeah ! I ’ Ve told you a thousand times that I ’ m learning to play the drums . Now that I know how to play well , I would like to form a rock band .",neutral,dailydialog "Aside from yourself , who are the other members of the band ?",neutral,dailydialog "We have a guy who plays guitar , and another who plays bass . Although we still haven ’ t found anyone to be our singer . You told me that you had some musical talent , right ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I ’ m a singer .",neutral,dailydialog Perfect . So you can audition this weekend here at my house .,joy,dailydialog "Great ! Wait here ? You don ’ t have enough room for the amplifiers , microphones or even your drums ! By the way where do you keep them or practice ?",joy,dailydialog What would you like for Christmas ?,neutral,dailydialog I would like to have that new style Gl Joe .,neutral,dailydialog Have you asked Santa ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes and I've written him a letter .,neutral,dailydialog "Lili , let ’ s take a vacation !",neutral,dailydialog "George , how can we ? Vacations cost money . And this month we don ’ t have much money left after paying the rent .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , Lili , we can visit different places in the state in our van 10 . We are not going to take a plane or stay at a hotel this time . Trust me , it won ’ t cost much .",neutral,dailydialog "Where will we sleep , then ?",neutral,dailydialog In the van .,neutral,dailydialog What about other expenses ?,neutral,dailydialog "Let ’ s see . Gas , food , recreation , we won ’ t spend much . Come on . Don ’ t hesitate . We need to get out of the house once in a while . We have been working hard , haven ’ t we ?",neutral,dailydialog Maybe you ’ re right . When do you plan to go ?,neutral,dailydialog The sooner the better ! I can ’ t wait !,joy,dailydialog "Oh , I don ’ t know where we ’ re going yet .",neutral,dailydialog "As long as we ’ re going , you can decide where to go . I trust your judgments . I know you miss Chinese food , so we can eat at a Chinese restaurant this time .",neutral,dailydialog Let ’ s go to Chicago.We can have lunch in Chinatown.Then we can go to a ball game at Wrigley Field !,joy,dailydialog You have such good ideas !,joy,dailydialog What date will our field trip be on ?,neutral,dailydialog The science field trip is next Monday at 8 o'clock in the morning . Do you want to make note of that on your calendar ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I will make note of that .",neutral,dailydialog "Next Monday is December 2nd . The buses will leave at 8 , but we must begin loading at 7",neutral,dailydialog I will be there half an hour early .,neutral,dailydialog You might want to tell whoever is picking you up that you will return on December 8th . Do you have a ride ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , someone is picking me up .",neutral,dailydialog To get back to campus by 8,neutral,dailydialog "Not at the moment — maybe later , though .",neutral,dailydialog All of the extra information that you need is on the bulletin board in the hallway . See you on Monday !,joy,dailydialog The acting of this film is marvelous in spite of the thin plot .,neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry for hero .,neutral,dailydialog I don't think there's any excuse for his acting in some parts .,neutral,dailydialog Don't be too critical . We can't expect it to be perfect .,neutral,dailydialog How was your business trip ?,neutral,dailydialog Great - they wined and dined us all week .,joy,dailydialog Nice to meet you here.How come you dropped into this company today ?,neutral,dailydialog My boss sent me here to take some business documents back to his office . I didn't know you were working here.What a surprise.How long have you been doing this ?,neutral,dailydialog Two years or so .,neutral,dailydialog That is great.Do you have to work the night shift ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , in most cases I don't have to unless there is something urgent to deal with . I work five days a week .",neutral,dailydialog Do you enjoy work here ?,neutral,dailydialog "It is hard to say.But I've to start by working as a trainee before I really become an experienced marketing assistant.Sometimes , I am really under great pressure when it gets busy .",neutral,dailydialog Take it easy . I'm sure you will gain enough experience while working as a marketing assistant . I hope you haven't been given much trouble in the job .,neutral,dailydialog Luckily not.The silent I meet are generally very friendly and have a good boss .,joy,dailydialog Glad to hear that .,joy,dailydialog Scientists have found a second solar system in the universe .,joy,dailydialog What's the second solar system ?,neutral,dailydialog "It's just a system like ours , with a star and a number of planets going around it .",joy,dailydialog Is this good news or bad news ?,neutral,dailydialog "It's exciting news ! If we find a second solar system , we might find a second earth !",joy,dailydialog You mean with people on it ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes ! Isn't that exciting ?,joy,dailydialog Why didn't you tell me you had a girlfriend ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , I thought you knew .",neutral,dailydialog But you should tell me you were in love with her .,neutral,dailydialog Didn't I ?,surprise,dailydialog You know you didn't .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I am telling you now .",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , but you might have told me before .",neutral,dailydialog I didn't think you would be interested .,neutral,dailydialog You can't be serious . How dare you not tell me you are going to marry her ?,anger,dailydialog "Sorry , I didn't think it mattered .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , you men ! You are all the same .",anger,dailydialog How was the movie last night ?,neutral,dailydialog I didn't really like it .,disgust,dailydialog Mary said that she was really pleased with the photography .,neutral,dailydialog I found it very disappointing .,disgust,dailydialog "She liked the acting , too , because that's what she wanted to see .",neutral,dailydialog I wasn't happy with it .,disgust,dailydialog Nothing is to your satisfaction .,neutral,dailydialog "Honey , I ’ ll be right back !",neutral,dailydialog Where are you going ?,neutral,dailydialog I told you already ! I ’ m going to get my nails done .,neutral,dailydialog "Again ? You just went last week ! You spend more time at the nail salon than you do here at home ! Honestly , why do you need a manicure every week ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , first of all , I like to pamper myself , and my nails look great . You should come with me !",neutral,dailydialog Why ? I don ’ t want to have nail polish or anything like that !,neutral,dailydialog "They don ’ t only paint my nails ! The manicurist will remove my cuticles , file my nails , and apply at least nails coats of nail polish !",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , sounds like something I should definitely do .",neutral,dailydialog Good afternoon !,joy,dailydialog "Good afternoon ! Sit down , please.How are you ?",joy,dailydialog "I'm very well , thank you.How are you ?",joy,dailydialog "Very well too , thank you very much.Isn ' t it a lovely day ?",joy,dailydialog "Yes , it's beautiful , but it's also very hot .",joy,dailydialog Yes .,neutral,dailydialog What's the weather like in your country ?,neutral,dailydialog Mm ... It's quite warm now .,neutral,dailydialog Where do you live ?,neutral,dailydialog In London.Where do you live ?,neutral,dailydialog Here.Near this school .,neutral,dailydialog I ’ Ve had it ! I ’ m done working for a company that is taking me nowhere !,neutral,dailydialog So what are you gonna do ? Just quit ?,neutral,dailydialog "That ’ s exactly what I am going to do ! I ’ Ve decided to create my own company ! I ’ m going to write up a business plan , get some investors and start working for myself !",neutral,dailydialog Have you ever written up a business plan before ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , no , it can ’ t be that hard ! I mean , all you have to do is explain your business , how you are going to do things and that ’ s it , right ?",neutral,dailydialog "You couldn ’ t be more wrong ! A well written business plan will include an executive summary which highlights the idea of the business in two pages or less . Then you need to describe your company with information such as what type of legal structure it has , history , etc .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , that seems easy enough .",neutral,dailydialog "Wait , there ’ s more ! Then you need to introduce and describe your goods or services . What they are and how they are different from competitors ’ ? Then comes the hard part , a market analysis . You need to investigate and analyze hundreds of variables ! You need to take into consideration socioeconomic factors from GDP per capita to how many children on average the population has ! All this information is useful so that you can move on to your strategy and implementation stage , where you will describe in detail how you will actually execute your idea .",neutral,dailydialog Geez . Is that all ?,neutral,dailydialog "Almost , the most important piece of information for your investors will be the financial analysis . Here you will calculate and estimate sales , cash flow and profits . After all , people will want to know when they will begin to see a return on their investment !",neutral,dailydialog Umm . I think I ’ ll just stick to my old job and save myself all the hassle of trying to start up a business !,neutral,dailydialog I hear that Mary got mad .,neutral,dailydialog So I heard .,neutral,dailydialog What ’ s wrong with her ?,neutral,dailydialog She went over the edge after her son was killed in an accident .,neutral,dailydialog "Um , what will you do this weekend ?",neutral,dailydialog How about a movie ? We haven't done that for a while .,joy,dailydialog A movie ? Sure . Do you know what's on right now ?,neutral,dailydialog No . Why don't you check out the newspaper ?,joy,dailydialog "Ok . Maybe you should invite your sister along , too .",joy,dailydialog What ’ s on TV tonight ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not much , that new reality-TV show , Ally McNeal , oooo , Dark Angel .",neutral,dailydialog Wait a second . I want to watch Ally McNeal .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , come on . That ’ s such a girl ’ s show .",neutral,dailydialog No it ’ s not . It ’ s just funny .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , if you ’ re a girl .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , you just want to watch Dark Angel because of the hot girl .",neutral,dailydialog That ’ s not true . Dark Angel is a good show .,neutral,dailydialog It ’ s story is just an excuse to get the girl dressed up in different tight outfits .,neutral,dailydialog "O . K . , O . K . Let ’ s forget it . There ’ s a football game on too .",neutral,dailydialog No way . I ’ m watching Ally McNeal . Go to John ’ s to watch the game .,neutral,dailydialog It ’ s really terrible !,neutral,dailydialog What are you talking about ?,neutral,dailydialog Don ’ t you see many parents are forcing there children ’ s hands to learn something they think important to their children . But the children are not interested in it at all .,neutral,dailydialog You said it . Many parents just don ’ t know how to educate their children .,neutral,dailydialog "Sarah , what did you do today ?",neutral,dailydialog I went shopping .,neutral,dailydialog Did you buy anything ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I bought a few things .",neutral,dailydialog What did you buy ?,neutral,dailydialog I bought this coat . Do you like it ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , I like it a lot . It's very pretty . Where did you buy it ?",joy,dailydialog At the mall on 5th street .,neutral,dailydialog Was it expensive ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , it wasn't expensive . It was on sale for 20 dollars .",neutral,dailydialog That's cheap .,neutral,dailydialog I know . It was a really good deal .,joy,dailydialog I don't think you'll need to wear it for a while . It's been really hot lately .,neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Victor . How are you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I'm fine .",neutral,dailydialog "So , are you going to go to class tonight ?",neutral,dailydialog Maybe ... but I don't think so .,sadness,dailydialog Really ? What's the matter ?,surprise,dailydialog I don't know . I'm just feeling a little sad .,sadness,dailydialog "Listen . Come with me to class , and after class we can go out for dinner .",joy,dailydialog "Now that's a good idea . Thanks a lot , Brian . I'm feeling better already .",joy,dailydialog How's John doing ?,neutral,dailydialog He can barely make ends meet .,neutral,dailydialog The Phoenix team overpowered its counterpart 86 to 50 .,neutral,dailydialog They're absolutely right to get a replacement for 21 .,neutral,dailydialog "If the Phoenix beats the Rocket , it will enter the final .",neutral,dailydialog "No way , if it still has 21 .",neutral,dailydialog What's that book you have under your arm ?,neutral,dailydialog It's the best seller everyone's been talking about for the last six months .,neutral,dailydialog How in the world did you get a copy ? I've put a hold on it at the public library for weeks and I'm still waiting my turn .,neutral,dailydialog I checked it out of the rental library . It only costs five cents a day .,neutral,dailydialog Is it really worth paying for ?,neutral,dailydialog I can't tell yet . I haven't got beyond the first chapter .,neutral,dailydialog "If it's any good , I'll buy a copy when it comes out in the pocket edition .",neutral,dailydialog "Come on , you are left behind !",neutral,dailydialog "Wow , I can't catch my breath . You are running too fast , honey .",neutral,dailydialog You just need more exercise .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , but you need to slow down . This is jogging , not racing !",neutral,dailydialog I don't care . I want to burn up my fat .,neutral,dailydialog But running so fast is not good for people over forties .,neutral,dailydialog Why ?,neutral,dailydialog We are not as athletic as we were when young . Mild exercise is more suitable for us .,neutral,dailydialog But I want to burn up more calories !,neutral,dailydialog "In fact , in order to burn up your fat , you must take it slowly for a longer time .",neutral,dailydialog Really ? I will slow down then .,surprise,dailydialog "Hello , Daisy , how are you doing ?",neutral,dailydialog "Fine , thank you . I haven ’ t seen you for quite some time . What have you been up to recently ?",neutral,dailydialog "I have been spending a lot of time watching movies at home , so you wouldn't have seen me . Recently , I've been obsessed with horror films .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , how can you be infatuated with horror films ? They're so scary .",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , you are right I used to not watch horror films , but after seeing Silence of the Lamb with Mike last month , I fell in love with them .",neutral,dailydialog "It's amazing . But if I were you , I wouldn't have the courage to watch the first one .",joy,dailydialog But it's really exciting .,joy,dailydialog "Maybe , but I would rather watch romance , science fiction , crime or even disaster movie instead of a horror picture . I wouldn't dare sleep at night after watching one .",neutral,dailydialog Basically . you'll watch any type of movie except horror .,neutral,dailydialog Yep .,neutral,dailydialog I think you should have a try someday . Maybe you'll change your mind .,neutral,dailydialog "Maybe . After all , I am grown up now .",neutral,dailydialog "It's hard to be optimistic about things with the way the economy's headed ... The trade deficit is getting larger , consumption's down , I really think we're headed for a recession .",neutral,dailydialog The economy has been stagnant for a while now . We've been in a recessive state for several months already . What worries me the most is the trade deficit . I think the government should do more to encourage exports .,neutral,dailydialog "Increasing exports would weaken the currency . I think the main point is economic growth . We need more jobs . Factories have outsourced and moved many jobs to foreign countries . The result is an increase in unemployment in our own country , lower consumption , lower production , and an overall feeble economy . If more people are working , it will give the economy a boost .",neutral,dailydialog "It's true that we should do something about unemployment , but what about inflation ? If unemployment falls , there's pressure to increase pay . That would result in inflation , which would result in a much less dynamic economy .",neutral,dailydialog Are you an art aficionado ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not really . I like going to an art exhibition once or twice a year . I hardly know anything about art or sculpture . You are a true art lover , aren ’ t you ?",neutral,dailydialog "I love going to art galleries , particularly when one is holding an exhibition of abstract art .",neutral,dailydialog I never understand the meaning of those painting . They are too abstract for me . I didn ’ t pay much attention in art class at school .,neutral,dailydialog Art isn ’ t for everyone . I ’ m going to an exhibition tomorrow at the national gallery . It ’ s an exhibition of greek and roman sculpture .,neutral,dailydialog "I like sculpture , especially that from ancient rome or Greece . What time are you thinking of going ? I ’ d love to go with you .",neutral,dailydialog I thought I ’ d have an early lunch and go immediately afterwards . Does that sound ok to you ? Bus 51 goes directly there .,neutral,dailydialog That sounds fine . What time shall we meet at the bus stop ?,joy,dailydialog Let ’ s meet at 12 thirty . it will probably take us three or four hours to see all of the exhibits .,joy,dailydialog "What does your mother do , may I ask ?",neutral,dailydialog My mother works in a company as an accountant .,neutral,dailydialog Is she busy ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not always , she's rather busy at the end of the year .",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Bessie .",joy,dailydialog "Hello , Jack.Happy birthday !",joy,dailydialog "My birthday ? I forgot it , Thank you for remembering my birthday .",surprise,dailydialog "I'd like to offer you my congratulations on your birthday and best wishes for your future happiness , good health and continued success . I've asked the Fairy Flowers to send you a bunch of flowers . I hope you'll like them .",joy,dailydialog Thanks a lot . I'm so touched .,joy,dailydialog "Now let me sing "" Happy birthday "" for you .",joy,dailydialog Thank you very much .,joy,dailydialog "Nice day , isn't it ?",joy,dailydialog It sure is .,joy,dailydialog It's a good day for a picnic .,joy,dailydialog "Why don't you sit down and relax , darling ?",neutral,dailydialog I don't want to .,anger,dailydialog "Well , come over and talk to me then .",neutral,dailydialog Certainly not .,anger,dailydialog May I turn on the TV then ?,neutral,dailydialog Turn on the TV for what ?,anger,dailydialog So that we can sit down together and listen to some music .,neutral,dailydialog "Listen to the music ? And who will cook dinner , will you ?",anger,dailydialog "I will , but let's go to the disco after dinner .",neutral,dailydialog "To a disco ? Oh , no . You know I hate it .",disgust,dailydialog Diane Grant ? I haven't seen you for ages !,surprise,dailydialog Brian ! How have you been ?,joy,dailydialog "Pretty good . Say , you've really changed !",joy,dailydialog "Oh , well , I've lost some weight . And my hair is longer than before .",joy,dailydialog "Well , you look great ! How are you ?",joy,dailydialog I'm doing really well . I got married about three years ago . I have two kids now .,joy,dailydialog That's terrific !,joy,dailydialog How is your new dormitory ?,neutral,dailydialog "It's very nice . There are only four people , and those girls are very kind and friendly .",joy,dailydialog "Well , do you all major in the same subject ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , the other three girls major in a computer science , and they can help me a lot with the computer operating .",neutral,dailydialog That's great !,joy,dailydialog "Peter , how often do you exercise ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I swim and run every day .",neutral,dailydialog "Now , tell me , what do you eat ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I don't eat any meat , but I do eat fish and eggs .",neutral,dailydialog Do you eat a lot of vegetables ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh yes , and fruit , I love fruit .",neutral,dailydialog What do you drink ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I never drink alcohol , coffee or tea . They are very bad for you .",neutral,dailydialog What ’ s the Mountaineering Club doing this weekend ?,neutral,dailydialog We are going to climb a cliff on the Colorado River .,neutral,dailydialog How hard is the climb ?,neutral,dailydialog It is a very difficult climb because there are not many places to put your hands and feet .,neutral,dailydialog What did you do last week ?,neutral,dailydialog We rappelled down the side of 300 - foot cliff . It was very exciting .,neutral,dailydialog Wow ! That sounds like a lot of fun . I ’ m sorry I missed it .,joy,dailydialog "Well , you should come this weekend . I think you could do the climb .",joy,dailydialog "Yeah , I will . See you then !",joy,dailydialog O . K . See you .,joy,dailydialog How many languages can you speak ?,neutral,dailydialog I can speak French and German .,neutral,dailydialog How well can you speak them ?,neutral,dailydialog "I can speak German quite well , but I can't speak French very well .",neutral,dailydialog Can you help me to translate these sentences into German now ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , but I'll be able to tomorrow .",neutral,dailydialog Gross ! What are you doing to yourself ?,disgust,dailydialog Chill ! I'm just curling my eyelashes .,neutral,dailydialog It looks like some kind of primitive form of torture .,disgust,dailydialog You're such a wimp ! You're afraid of an eyelash curler .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , you might pinch your eyelid ! Or lose an eyeball !",disgust,dailydialog It just makes my eyelashes curl upwards .,neutral,dailydialog Do you really have to work today ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I'm afraid so .,neutral,dailydialog But you'll miss out on the football game .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh . Well , it can't be helped .",neutral,dailydialog How smart of you to book the tickets before hand !,joy,dailydialog "Oh , do you really think so ?",neutral,dailydialog "Of course , otherwise you ’ ll just have to wait for hours .",joy,dailydialog But I just got a call from my sister and I have to cancel the movie tonight .,neutral,dailydialog I had an accident .,neutral,dailydialog That's terrible !,neutral,dailydialog "I found a new job after all , and I like this one even better than the last .",joy,dailydialog You see ? Every cloud has a silver lining .,joy,dailydialog "Tom , I won first prize in the poetry contest .",joy,dailydialog Come on ! You're pulling my leg .,surprise,dailydialog Really ! Here's my trophy .,joy,dailydialog Wow ! Congratulations !,joy,dailydialog What a beautiful watch . It goes very well with your ring .,joy,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog Is that your wedding ring ?,joy,dailydialog I'm not married yet . It's my engagement ring .,joy,dailydialog "Well , congratulations . When is the big date ?",joy,dailydialog In June .,joy,dailydialog Did you have the watch before getting the ring ?,joy,dailydialog "Actually , we bought the ring together after I got the watch .",joy,dailydialog You did a fabulous job with the selection . It's gorgeous .,joy,dailydialog Thank you so much .,joy,dailydialog What kind of watch is it ?,neutral,dailydialog It's a Tag Heer .,neutral,dailydialog "If you don't mind me asking , how much do they cost ?",neutral,dailydialog This one is $ 1500 . But they range from $ 600 to $ 3000 .,neutral,dailydialog That's why it looks so nice . I should have figured . You always get what you pay for .,joy,dailydialog Yeah . I would rather get one nice watch instead of 20 mediocre ones .,joy,dailydialog I'm really mad at Bob .,neutral,dailydialog What for ? ( Why ? ),neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Jack , how have you been ?",neutral,dailydialog Not very well .,sadness,dailydialog Why ? Looks like you're feeling very down ! What happened ?,neutral,dailydialog Nothing .,sadness,dailydialog "Come on . For a man who's feeling so , down , there're usually two reasons . Either his career is going downhill , or he has a broken heart . Since you're so successful , it must be the latter .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , you're right . I just broke up with Jane .",sadness,dailydialog "Oh , I'm sorry . I thought you two were made for each ocher .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , you never know . I'm ready for a commitment and want to settle down , but she says she wants to pursue her career while she's still young .",sadness,dailydialog "Well , she is not to blame . It's always difficult to choose between career and family .",neutral,dailydialog Maybe you're right .,sadness,dailydialog "Jack , I don't know what to say to comfort you , but cheer up ! There are plenty of fish in the sea and you'll find your soul mate , your perfect match !",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , but it's hard to forget her at moment . You know , we were together for almost five years . It's really hard ...",sadness,dailydialog Do you know Sally ?,neutral,dailydialog Sally . She is a bachelor girl . She is an excellent designer . Many of the company's advertisements are her child trains .,neutral,dailydialog Why is she still single ? She must have a face that would stop clock .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , quite the other way round . She is a knock-out . She devotes much of her time to her career .",neutral,dailydialog Excuse me . Do you have the time ?,neutral,dailydialog "My watch is a few minutes fast . It's about six forty , I think .",neutral,dailydialog "Is it ? Oh , no . The concert will begin in twenty minutes . Are we too late to get there ?",neutral,dailydialog "If we start now , we can make it by taxi .",neutral,dailydialog Did you watch the volleyball match last night ?,neutral,dailydialog Yeah .,neutral,dailydialog Who won ?,neutral,dailydialog China .,neutral,dailydialog What is the score ?,neutral,dailydialog China beat Brazil three to zero .,neutral,dailydialog Wonderful .,joy,dailydialog "What do you mean ? If he was a good programmer , he should have been raking it in .",neutral,dailydialog The boss wanted to pay Bob with stock options . But Bob didn't want to play that game again .,neutral,dailydialog Again ?,neutral,dailydialog "At his last start-up , Bob worked for stock and no salary . They folded and he made zip .",neutral,dailydialog Ouch .,neutral,dailydialog Now he only works freelance . Hundred bucks an hour .,neutral,dailydialog "You mustn't touch the wet paint , Bill .",neutral,dailydialog I'm sorry . I won't do it again .,neutral,dailydialog Try to be more careful in future . Look ! you've damaged the sign .,neutral,dailydialog Is this the sign ? What does it says ?,neutral,dailydialog It says No smoking here .,neutral,dailydialog Good morning . I ’ m from the New York book review . Could I ask you some questions about your latest book ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . Take a seat ... what would you like to know ?,neutral,dailydialog "First , I ’ Ve heard that your latest book is based on a true story .",neutral,dailydialog That ’ s correct . It ’ s a murder mystery based on actual murders that book place in Florida several years ago . The main character-the police invesigator-is based on the man who investigated the case .,joy,dailydialog How do you research your books ?,joy,dailydialog I always visit the places that I use as setting for stories . Readers like things to be as factually correct as possible-even in fiction ! I usually base my characters on people I have met . Most character are a mixture of the characters of two or more people .,joy,dailydialog I really like your books . I ’ Ve just finished this one . I read it from cover to cover in a single day . Congratulation on making the bestseller list yet again !,joy,dailydialog Thank you . Let met sign it for you ... there you go .,joy,dailydialog Oh ! Thank you very much . I heard that you are currently writing a collection of short stories . What are the stories about ?,joy,dailydialog "There ’ s a real mix of stories in the book . I haven ’ t finished all of them yet , though . Many of them are short detective stories , but there are also horror stories and sci-fi ones . If you give me your business card , I ’ ll make sure you get an advance copy to review .",joy,dailydialog Thanks very much . I ’ m sure it will sell well . I can ’ t wait to read it . Here ’ s my card . Thank you for you time .,joy,dailydialog What shall I call him ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , you may call him Uncle , or Henry .",neutral,dailydialog What's he doing ?,neutral,dailydialog He's checking bags.He ' s an official in the customs .,neutral,dailydialog For the 100th anniversary of the opening of the library we are going to have a party .,joy,dailydialog That's a wonderful way to celebrate this grand old library !,joy,dailydialog I hoped you would be willing to brainstorm with me for party ideas .,joy,dailydialog That is right up my alley . You say party and I'm there .,joy,dailydialog Perfect . It will be open to the public and we anticipate roughly about five to seven hundred people .,joy,dailydialog Will it be an all day event ?,neutral,dailydialog Yes . And we checked with the city and we have permission to use the park adjacent to the library .,neutral,dailydialog That was quick thinking .,neutral,dailydialog I'm so glad I bought this watch !,joy,dailydialog Cool ! Flashy red lines !,joy,dailydialog I think this is the coolest watch I've ever owned .,joy,dailydialog Is it waterproof ?,joy,dailydialog Isn't that a silly question ? You know how much of an athlete I am .,joy,dailydialog "Uh , huh ... so what kind of sports do you need a waterproof watch for ?",joy,dailydialog "Well , surfing , scuba diving ...",joy,dailydialog Do you take a bus to and from work ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , everyday . And there ’ s only one choice . All the other buses are going the other direction .",neutral,dailydialog "Hmm . I have the same problem . When I leave work , it ’ s always rush hour . So the buses are always crowded .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yeah , it ’ s terrible . I will tell you the funniest thing I have seen in China . It ’ s when so many people try to get onto one city bus , and the last guy is squeezed in so tight that the door is tightly pressed against his butt .",neutral,dailydialog "That sounds terrible the way you describe it . But you know , not long ago I really suffered on the bus .",neutral,dailydialog What happened ? Were you having a hard time getting on a bus ?,neutral,dailydialog "You just can ’ t imagine ! I waited for the first bus but it was too full , so I waited for the second , and it was still very crowded . Then I decided not to wait for the next one , and got on the second bus . It was so full that I had to stand on one foot ! No kidding !",neutral,dailydialog "Hmm . Good exercise , uh ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , absolutely !",neutral,dailydialog "And it ’ s so much fun . One day , the bodies were so tightly packed that some girl ’ s behind was pressed against my front . I was afraid to put my hands down for fear of accidentally groping her .",neutral,dailydialog "You were so happy , weren ’ t you ?",neutral,dailydialog What do you think ? I ’ m a good boy .,neutral,dailydialog We are going to have a picnic tomorrow at the picnic center .,joy,dailydialog That's great .,joy,dailydialog Now let's get things ready .,joy,dailydialog Don't worry . There are all kinds of things in the center .,joy,dailydialog That's much more convenient . We don't even have to bring the flavorings .,joy,dailydialog "Look ! Mom , that's amazing ! I can't believe the girls have so neat movements .",joy,dailydialog "Yeah , they all received very strict training . A minute on the stage takes ten-year practice .",joy,dailydialog And all their movements are so elegant . It seems like dancing in the water .,joy,dailydialog "Exactly , you know , water ballet puts dancing , music and swimming together .",neutral,dailydialog There you go ! Daddy has told me that water ballet is also called Synchronized Swimming .,neutral,dailydialog "That's my boy ! Katherine Curtis created this activity in 1920 . And in 1984 , it was authorized as one activity in Olympic Games .",neutral,dailydialog "Wow , Mom is more knowledgeable than Dad . I must learn from you .",neutral,dailydialog "My little boy , you should learn more from me . I'm almost thirty years older than you .",neutral,dailydialog "OK , you're the boss . Look , Mom , one guy has just jumped into the swimming pool .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , my God . It's so dangerous . And he might break his leg . You mustn't do anything like that .",neutral,dailydialog It seems that nobody in your class likes Paul .,neutral,dailydialog The boy is good for nothing .,neutral,dailydialog "As a teacher , I don ’ t know how to help him .",neutral,dailydialog He is hopeless .,neutral,dailydialog "Hey Rachael , what's up ? How is your day ?",neutral,dailydialog "Not bad.We have had a big meeting today , remember ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yea . I forgot.So how did it go ?",neutral,dailydialog Pretty well . I think the boss liked my ideas .,joy,dailydialog "Great , so what happens now ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I have to write the proposal . I'm pretty excited about it .",joy,dailydialog Do you believe in UFOs ?,neutral,dailydialog "Of course , they are out there .",neutral,dailydialog But I never saw them .,neutral,dailydialog "Are you stupid ? They are called UFOs , so not everybody can see them .",neutral,dailydialog You mean that you can them .,neutral,dailydialog That's right . I can see them in my dreams .,neutral,dailydialog They come to the earth ?,neutral,dailydialog No . Their task is to send the aliens here from the outer space .,neutral,dailydialog Aliens from the outer space ? Do you talk to them ? What do they look like ?,neutral,dailydialog "OK , OK , one by one , please ! They look like robots , but they can speak . Their mission is to make friends with human beings .",neutral,dailydialog That means that you talk to them ? In which language ?,neutral,dailydialog "Of course in English , they learn English on Mars too .",neutral,dailydialog Wow . Sounds fantastic !,joy,dailydialog "You look so happy , Anna . Any good news ?",joy,dailydialog Yes . I ’ Ve won the first prize in the math contest .,joy,dailydialog Really ? Congratulations !,joy,dailydialog "Thank you , Paul .",joy,dailydialog "By the way , would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow evening ? Tomorrow is my birthday .",neutral,dailydialog "Good , happy birthday to you !",joy,dailydialog "Not so soon . It ’ s not my birthday today . Well , you ’ ll come , won ’ t you ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sure , I will . Thank you for inviting me .",joy,dailydialog My pleasure .,joy,dailydialog Do you have a minute ?,neutral,dailydialog Sure . What's up ?,neutral,dailydialog "Hey , May , look , Is that the the poster of the movie we saw yesterday ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , that's right . That's the poster of the The Witch .",neutral,dailydialog "May , I really regret watching it with you last night .",neutral,dailydialog Did it scare you ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course not . I just thought the movie was ... boring .,neutral,dailydialog "Boring ? Come on , you clutched to my arm all the time .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I admit . The ghosts were scary .",neutral,dailydialog I like scary movies .,neutral,dailydialog That's Gucci's influence . I love science fiction movies !,neutral,dailydialog Of course you do . They are silly stories just for little kids like you .,neutral,dailydialog Don't call me kid . I am a grownup .,neutral,dailydialog Do you dare watch scary movies with me tonight ?,neutral,dailydialog Of course ! I can watch them without you !,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , really ?",surprise,dailydialog What is your nationality ?,neutral,dailydialog I am Chinese by birth .,neutral,dailydialog Where is your domicile place ?,neutral,dailydialog My domicile place is Hebes Province .,neutral,dailydialog I know you have a son . How old is he ?,neutral,dailydialog He's going to turn six next month .,neutral,dailydialog Who is looking after him ?,neutral,dailydialog My mother-in - law . She retired last year .,neutral,dailydialog You really are lucky !,joy,dailydialog "Yeah , I know .",joy,dailydialog "Say , what's your favorite sport ?",neutral,dailydialog Mmmm ... it's hard to say . I like golf a lot-but I guess I like tennis better .,neutral,dailydialog Do you play much tennis ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , quite a bit . How about a game sometime ?",neutral,dailydialog "Sorry . I'm strictly a spectator-football , baseball , basketball , golf ... I watch them all .",neutral,dailydialog "So Janet , do you do any sports ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I go to the gym a lot . I am a member of a gym nearby .",neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , how often do you go ?",neutral,dailydialog About three times a week if I can .,neutral,dailydialog Not bad ! Do you do any other sports ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not really . I ’ d really like to try golf , though .",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , Ken .",neutral,dailydialog "Hello , George .",neutral,dailydialog Have you just been to the cinema ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have .",neutral,dailydialog What ’ s on ?,neutral,dailydialog Paris in the Spring .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I ’ Ve already seen it . I saw it on television last year . It ’ s an old film , but it ’ s very good .",neutral,dailydialog "Paris is a beautiful city . I have never been there . Have you ever been there , Ken ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I have . I was there in April .",neutral,dailydialog "Paris in the spring , eh ?",neutral,dailydialog "It was spring , but the weather was awful . It rained all the time .",neutral,dailydialog Just like dear old London !,neutral,dailydialog They got a divorce at last .,neutral,dailydialog "It's inevitable . Their love wasbuilt on the sand , and this is why their marriage has landed on the rocks .",neutral,dailydialog You said it . Love but on the sand will soon be on the rocks .,neutral,dailydialog That give us a good lesson .,neutral,dailydialog Where are you going ?,neutral,dailydialog I'll accompany my wife to the hospital .,neutral,dailydialog What's wrong with her .,neutral,dailydialog She is expecting .,joy,dailydialog Congratulations to you .,joy,dailydialog Thank you .,joy,dailydialog I can ’ t stand being with you anymore . I'm sick of your drinking .,anger,dailydialog "I swear never to drink again . Just give me another chance , please !",neutral,dailydialog How many chances have I given you ? I don ’ t trust you any more .,anger,dailydialog You know how hard I've tried to give up drinking ? I ’ d be lost without you . I won ’ t let you go anyway .,neutral,dailydialog Are there any interesting stories in the newspaper today ?,neutral,dailydialog There are a few stories about natural disasters . There is a massive forest fire in Australia . It covers several square kilometers of land has destroyed many more square kilometers .,neutral,dailydialog Was it caused accidentally or naturally ? Sometimes it gets so hot that fires begin naturally in Australia and Africa .,neutral,dailydialog "Nobody knows at the moment , but it has been very hot there recently . The drought in Africa is causing starvation . Millions of people have migrated to try and find food .",neutral,dailydialog What is the international community doing to help ?,neutral,dailydialog The European union has sent several plants with relief supplies . Several countries have sent soldiers to distribute food and medical supplies . Refugee camps have been set up across the region .,neutral,dailydialog How many countries have been affected ?,neutral,dailydialog "Six have been seriously affected , but the refugees are also migrating to several surrounding countries .",neutral,dailydialog I saw on the tv yesterday that there has been another earthquake in iran .,neutral,dailydialog Yes . There have been a few there recently . They say that this one was not a big quake . The Iranians are dealing with it on their own . They have purchased some special equipment to find people buried u,neutral,dailydialog Does the newspaper say anything about casualties ?,neutral,dailydialog "So far , less than 20 people have died , but over 100 are in hospital .",neutral,dailydialog Is this a photo of your family ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , it is.It was taken just before I was leaving for college .",neutral,dailydialog You look so lovely .,joy,dailydialog How time flies ! I'll not see twenty again .,joy,dailydialog I heard you've found a new job .,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I'm now working in a company .",neutral,dailydialog So you're quite happy with your new job ?,neutral,dailydialog Right . I enjoy what I'm doing .,joy,dailydialog Would you come to spend the weekend with us ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I ’ m afraid I can ’ t . I ’ Ve had a date already .",neutral,dailydialog That ’ s too bad .,neutral,dailydialog May be some other time .,neutral,dailydialog You received a letter in the mail .,neutral,dailydialog Give it here .,neutral,dailydialog Who ’ s the letter from ?,neutral,dailydialog I think it ’ s my acceptance letter from NYU .,neutral,dailydialog I want to know what it says .,neutral,dailydialog They didn ’ t accept me .,neutral,dailydialog Are you serious ?,neutral,dailydialog It ’ s the truth .,neutral,dailydialog Are you okay ?,neutral,dailydialog I really wanted to get into NYU .,sadness,dailydialog I am really sorry to hear that .,sadness,dailydialog It ’ s okay . I ’ m still waiting to hear from UCLA anyway .,joy,dailydialog Why are you so quiet ?,neutral,dailydialog My girlfriend just broke up with me .,sadness,dailydialog You must feel terrible now .,neutral,dailydialog Yeah .,sadness,dailydialog "I remember my first break up . It was the worst feeling in the world . I was crying everyday for three months . And slowly , it got better . I know you'll feel better too .",neutral,dailydialog You've been through this too ?,surprise,dailydialog "Yeah . I remember it very clearly . The pain makes it easy to remember . I know you're really hurting right now , but you know many people experience break ups .",neutral,dailydialog But it hurts too much .,sadness,dailydialog "I know it's painful , but it's only temporary . After the pain goes away , you'll find other girls .",neutral,dailydialog What if I don't want to find another girl ?,neutral,dailydialog "You'll change your mind . Look at everyone in the world . They all break up and move on . The faster you understand this , the quicker you will recover .",neutral,dailydialog You're right .,joy,dailydialog "I also know you must still have strong feelings for her , but try to think of all the bad things . You know she didn't treat you that well . Is that the person you want to spend the rest of your life with ?",joy,dailydialog Yeah . Thanks for the talk .,joy,dailydialog I'll give you a call later . We should hang out . It's good to be around people .,joy,dailydialog Ok . I'll talk to you later .,joy,dailydialog "Excuse me , what do you want for this bag ?",neutral,dailydialog Let me see . The one goes for $ 17 .,neutral,dailydialog Would you take $ 12 ?,neutral,dailydialog "No , I can ’ t let you have it for 12.How about 14 ?",neutral,dailydialog 13.50 ?,neutral,dailydialog "Sorry , $ 14 is the lowest I can go .",neutral,dailydialog I ’ m afraid I spoke in all of the table clock .,neutral,dailydialog Never mind about that .,neutral,dailydialog "I ’ m terribly sorry , Won ’ t you let me pay for ?",neutral,dailydialog "No , I won ’ t hear of it .",neutral,dailydialog "A :: Mr Clinton , it's nice to see you again .",neutral,dailydialog "Nice to see you again , too . Peter . How's your family ?",neutral,dailydialog A :: Very well . How's Mrs Clinton ?,neutral,dailydialog "Not bad , But she's as busy as before .",neutral,dailydialog "Whatever we do , we should do it above board .",neutral,dailydialog You are right . We shouldn't do anything under the table .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , since you agree with me , we should put the issue above board instead of talking about through other channels .",neutral,dailydialog "Morning , Zina . Just wanted to say thanks again !",joy,dailydialog "Hi , Vince . Thanks for stopping by . How's the work coming along for the online auction ?",joy,dailydialog "Oh , yeah . I'm glad you mentioned that . I think we need to hire somebody new to manage it .",joy,dailydialog Can't Elvin handle it ?,neutral,dailydialog I think he's got too much on his plate .,neutral,dailydialog This is the best dinner I've ever had .,joy,dailydialog How about the soup ?,joy,dailydialog I've never tasted anything better .,joy,dailydialog How nice of you to say so .,joy,dailydialog "Hey Nick , what are you up to ?",neutral,dailydialog "Not much , just heading over to the shooting range . You wanna come ?",neutral,dailydialog Seriously ? You mean to fire a real weapon ? I don ’ t know man .,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , it will be fun ! I have a 9mm pistol that is really easy to shoot . I also have a revolver that ’ s really fun too ! They have big targets at the range that we could use to practice and improve your aim .",neutral,dailydialog Yeah that would be cool ! Maybe I can also have a try at other weapons like a machine gun or a shotgun ! Maybe even a rocket launcher or an anti tank missile ! Or what about a flame thrower !,joy,dailydialog "Whoa , take it easy there Rambo . Don ’ t get carried away . These weapons are not toys , and you must first learn how to handle them properly . There are basic rules that you must abide by in order to be safe . For example , never handle a weapon that you haven ’ t inspected yourself . Always make sure there isn ’ t anything in the chamber , and never put your finger on the trigger unless you are ready to shoot !",neutral,dailydialog "Wow , I didn ’ t know ! It always looks so cool and easy in the movies !",neutral,dailydialog "The reality is different you know , running and firing a weapon is a lot harder than in the movies ! So are you ready ?",neutral,dailydialog Let ’ s do it !,neutral,dailydialog "Hi , Jim . How are you ? I haven ’ t seen you for a while .",neutral,dailydialog I ’ m fine . I ’ Ve been out of town . I just got back .,neutral,dailydialog Where were you ?,neutral,dailydialog I was in New York for a wedding .,neutral,dailydialog Broadway Mall is having a big sale this weekend . You wanna go ?,neutral,dailydialog Don't feel like it . I'm broke .,neutral,dailydialog "Well , we can still do some window shopping , can't we ?",neutral,dailydialog "Just look around ? Ah , that's boring .",neutral,dailydialog I'll go myself then .,neutral,dailydialog "What's the problem , Nada ? You look down in the dumps .",neutral,dailydialog I don't know . My life is a big mess . Everything is so complicated .,sadness,dailydialog "come on , nothing can be that bad .",neutral,dailydialog "but promise me , you'll keep it a secret .",neutral,dailydialog "ok , I promise . So what's troubling you so much ?",neutral,dailydialog I've fallen in love with my boss .,neutral,dailydialog really ? Is he married ?,surprise,dailydialog "no , of course not . He is still single .",neutral,dailydialog then what's your problem ?,neutral,dailydialog I try to keep it to myself . But there is a lot of gossip about us .,sadness,dailydialog "oh , I see . Office romance tends to be the subject of gossip .",neutral,dailydialog "worse still , he is trying to avoid me these days .",sadness,dailydialog office romance is very tricky .,neutral,dailydialog it gives me a lot of pressure and I feel depressed .,sadness,dailydialog "cheer up , Nada . You'll be fine .",neutral,dailydialog You're not looking happy . What's the matter ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , nothing special . I'm just a bit tired .",neutral,dailydialog With the job ?,neutral,dailydialog "With everything , with everybody , with all this !",neutral,dailydialog A good suggestion for you . You need a holiday .,neutral,dailydialog "It wasn't always like this , you know .",neutral,dailydialog What do you mean ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I mean . We always do the same thing . There's no variety in our lives .",neutral,dailydialog You need a holiday . That's what's the matter .,neutral,dailydialog "Certainly , perhaps .",neutral,dailydialog "I wonder what he looks like . Oh , I can't wait to see him ! His email said he'd be wearing a white hat . ( looking around for him ) oh , there is .",anger,dailydialog "Hey , Isabelle ...",neutral,dailydialog Logan ! Why on earth are you hiding here ? White hat ! Come on ! Don't tell me you're the guy ! It can't be true .,anger,dailydialog "Yes , I am the guy .",neutral,dailydialog What a bummer ! You set me up ?,anger,dailydialog Let me explain . I didn't mean to hurt you ...,neutral,dailydialog How dare you ! ( starts to walk off ),anger,dailydialog "Hang on one second . Hear me out , just this once , Isabella !",neutral,dailydialog Why did you lie to me in the email ?,anger,dailydialog I didn't lie . You just didn't ask me my real name .,neutral,dailydialog I should have known it was you . No wonder all the 20 questions were answered correctly . I thought I might have found the one for me .,anger,dailydialog "I'm sorry . It was cruel of me . But I promise it will never happen again ? Look , there's a nice restaurant . Let me take you to dinner and we can talk things over .",neutral,dailydialog "Peter , how often do you exercise ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I swim and run every day .",neutral,dailydialog "Now , tell me , what do you eat ?",neutral,dailydialog "Well , I don't eat any meat , but I do eat fish and eggs .",neutral,dailydialog Do you eat a lot of vegetables ?,neutral,dailydialog "Oh yes , and fruit , I love fruit .",joy,dailydialog What do you drink ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , I never drink alcohol , coffee or tea . They are very bad for you .",neutral,dailydialog What do you drink ?,neutral,dailydialog Did you watch the volleyball match last night ?,neutral,dailydialog Yeah .,neutral,dailydialog Who won ?,neutral,dailydialog China .,neutral,dailydialog What was the score ?,neutral,dailydialog China beat Brazil 3 to 0 .,neutral,dailydialog Wonderful !,joy,dailydialog "Even if our company didn't have a dress code , I still think people would wear formal clothing to work .",neutral,dailydialog I wouldn't be so sure ... People want to wear what they feel most comfortable in .,neutral,dailydialog "Maybe that's true for some positions , but I think the marketing and sales staff would definitely not agree . They dress for success ! You can't go out on a sales call if you are dressed in jeans . It's just not respectful to you client .",neutral,dailydialog "I think what you wear is so overrated . I would rather have a down-to-earth , honest and solid sales person than a painted , patent leather , designer suite salesman .",neutral,dailydialog "It's not as simple as that . People judge you by your appearance , whether you like it or not . So dressing professional is being professional . The image that you portray to others is so important in business . It's your image and how others perceive you that makes the difference between landing or losing a sale .",neutral,dailydialog "Maybe you're right , but I'll take my sneakers and jeans any day !",neutral,dailydialog Isn't it wonderful walking here ?,joy,dailydialog What do you mean ?,neutral,dailydialog I mean look at all these magnificent buildings around us .,joy,dailydialog "Yes , look over there . That's the Empire State Building . My book says it's 102 stories tall .",joy,dailydialog It's quite famous but don't you think it looks a bit old-fashioned ?,neutral,dailydialog "You're right , but when it was built in 1930 it was a marvel of technology and engineering .",neutral,dailydialog What other important buildings are we going to see on Fifth Avenue ?,neutral,dailydialog Quite a number . Actually every skyscraper has a history . A few blocks ahead we'll see St.Patrick ' s Cathedral and just across the street will be the world-renowed Rockefeller Center . It's a landmark in the history of architecture .,neutral,dailydialog What's there after that ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well then , there's a Central Park . Facing the park on Fifth Avenue is probably some of the most expensive properties in the world .",neutral,dailydialog What are they all for ?,neutral,dailydialog "Most of them are office buildings , huge department stores , and hotels but some are just private homes . New York is one of the financial centers of the world . And there are lots of very expensive places .",neutral,dailydialog "Hey Kevin , what are you doing here ? Don't you usually spend Tuesday nights at home studying ?",neutral,dailydialog I needed to get out of the house . My parents just went ballistic over something my older sister told them .,neutral,dailydialog What did she tell them ? Is she dropping out of college ?,neutral,dailydialog Nothing that serious . She finally told them that she moved out of the dormitory a few months ago and has been living with her boyfriend .,neutral,dailydialog And your parents took it badly ?,neutral,dailydialog That's putting it mildly . My father started shouting at my sister and my mother just glared at her .,neutral,dailydialog "Ouch , that sounds bad . What did your sister do ?",neutral,dailydialog "She started arguing back to my dad that how much she loves her boyfriend , how they're in love and it's not hurting anybody , and so on . My dad said she's too young to do this , and that she should move out right away .",neutral,dailydialog How long has your sister been with her boyfriend ?,neutral,dailydialog Three years . They've been dating since freshman year . They're even talking about marriage .,neutral,dailydialog Really ? Then I guess living together would be a good idea .,surprise,dailydialog What do you mean ?,neutral,dailydialog "Well , these days too many people are getting divorced . If they live together , then at least they're finding out if they're really compatible or not .",neutral,dailydialog "I guess so . Better to find out now than after you're married , when it's harder to get out .",neutral,dailydialog Do you think they two will get married ?,joy,dailydialog "Yeah , you can count on it .",joy,dailydialog "I think so . Yes , they get along so well .",joy,dailydialog I like him . He's good for her .,joy,dailydialog You're right . He sure is .,joy,dailydialog What do you think of Frank ?,neutral,dailydialog He is all right . But I think he seems to have no back bone .,neutral,dailydialog Why do you say that ?,neutral,dailydialog "Whatever things get tough , he gives in .",neutral,dailydialog Uh-oh . We don't have a flashlight .,neutral,dailydialog Don't worry . We'll make it back to the camp site before dark .,neutral,dailydialog I sure hope so .,neutral,dailydialog "Do you speak only English in the class , or does your teacher explain everything to you in Spanish ?",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , we never speak Spanish in class ! Miss.Parker speaks to us only in English .",neutral,dailydialog I suppose she's right . Does she speak English very slowly ?,neutral,dailydialog Not always . Sometimes we don't understand her . Then she has to repeat what she said .,neutral,dailydialog It must be interesting to study English .,neutral,dailydialog Mario and I are the best students in the class . Miss.Parker says that my pronunciation is very good .,joy,dailydialog Is English pronunciation easy or difficult ?,neutral,dailydialog Sometimes it's difficult . Some words look different from the way one pronounces them .,neutral,dailydialog It's quiet everywhere in winter .,neutral,dailydialog Yes . I like winter .,neutral,dailydialog Me too .,neutral,dailydialog It's snowing heavily . What about taking a walk ?,joy,dailydialog That's a good idea . Let's go !,joy,dailydialog What a heavy snow ! Look ! The water is frozen .,joy,dailydialog Take care ! Don't slip on the ground .,joy,dailydialog I've got it . I like the feeling of stepping on the ice .,joy,dailydialog Yes . Very wonderful .,joy,dailydialog There is a snowman over there .,joy,dailydialog How lovely it is !,joy,dailydialog Tim's always bothering me .,neutral,dailydialog Just tell him off .,neutral,dailydialog Who are those guys ?,neutral,dailydialog "Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O ’ Neal , they are the Los Angeles Lakers ’ star players .",neutral,dailydialog Oh .,neutral,dailydialog "Wait a second . He shoots , he scores !",surprise,dailydialog All right !,surprise,dailydialog "Here comes Jordan , though .",joy,dailydialog "Wow , Michael Jordan ’ s slam-dunks are beautiful things to watch .",joy,dailydialog "Yeah . He ’ s older , so he doesn ’ t slam as much as he did when he was younger , but when he does , it ’ s still amazing .",joy,dailydialog Which team do you think will win ?,joy,dailydialog The Lakers . Jordan is the only good player Washington has .,joy,dailydialog "I am sorry to trouble you again , Mr.Stone .",neutral,dailydialog It's ok . What do you want to ask ?,neutral,dailydialog Where should I go after I arrived at the university ?,neutral,dailydialog The first place you should go is the International Center .,neutral,dailydialog Why ?,neutral,dailydialog You can get help there in dealing with the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service ; you can find Foreign Student Advisers .,neutral,dailydialog What kind of role do foreign student advisers play ?,neutral,dailydialog "They'll discuss personal concerns , housing , adjustment , finances and other matters with you .",neutral,dailydialog Can we get any more help at the International Center ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , a lot more . If you go there just before the beginning of the fall's semester , you can get your student ID and social security number there . They will keep your documents up-to-date . They will offer an orientation program for new comers . They will also help you contact your department and registration office .",neutral,dailydialog I see . It must be worth going to .,neutral,dailydialog "Besides these , the center staff also works with community organizations which provide tours , home hospitality , speaking engagements and assistance for wives of foreign students . In cooperation with nationality clubs , student associations and other organizations , the International Center provides a varied program of cultural and social events throughout the year .",neutral,dailydialog Wonderful . It is a home for foreign students .,joy,dailydialog "It sure is . They also serve tea , coffee and refreshments . The Center staff members are also friendly and helpful . Everyone loves them .",joy,dailydialog "hi , Lander . What's wrong ?",neutral,dailydialog I can hardly make ends meet these days .,neutral,dailydialog same here . I have't brought any new clothes for three months .,neutral,dailydialog my income remains the same but prices just continue to rise .,neutral,dailydialog true . The news says that there is a general increase in the price of daily necessities .,neutral,dailydialog definitely . I have to spend 300 yuan more on food every month .,neutral,dailydialog "the biggest price jump is for pork , so most people have to turn to chicken .",neutral,dailydialog is that inflation ?,neutral,dailydialog "inflation is more than just the rising prices , I guess . But the central bank is warning about the risk of inflation .",neutral,dailydialog has the government taken some measures to curb it ?,neutral,dailydialog yes . The government has banned price hikes in some key industries like energy .,neutral,dailydialog but I'm afraid the price hikes will spill over from food into other areas of the economy .,neutral,dailydialog you said it . I think we should tighten our budget and cut our spending .,neutral,dailydialog how ?,neutral,dailydialog "for a start , we can take the public transport to work . You know , running a car is a big expense .",neutral,dailydialog sounds a good idea .,joy,dailydialog "OK , everyone . Gather around . Here are the rules . No tackling . No pushing .",neutral,dailydialog You shouldn't grab someone else's shirt . That's a foul .,neutral,dailydialog Play is stopped when the person with the ball is touched .,neutral,dailydialog You can touch them only between the shoulder and the knees .,neutral,dailydialog "The touchdown lines are there and there . OK , let's play !",joy,dailydialog "Before we start , let's have a moment of silence for our fallen men .",neutral,dailydialog Have you adapted to the lifestyle in China ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yeah , almost . But there is one thing .",neutral,dailydialog What ?,neutral,dailydialog "I still wonder what privacy meant for Chinese people . I don't mean to say that there's no privacy in China , but ...",neutral,dailydialog What is it ?,neutral,dailydialog Some of my Chinese colleagues just share their personal stories in front of others .,neutral,dailydialog That makes you feel uncomfortable ?,neutral,dailydialog Yeah . we never do that in a public office .,neutral,dailydialog Perhaps that's because we hold different ideas about privacy .,neutral,dailydialog "I have felt that . One day when i was in a queue , reading a newspaper story , the man behind me peered through my shoulder and stared at the newspaper I was holding .",neutral,dailydialog "Well , that's not rare . I've seen people reading at others ' newspaper while taking a metro or a bus .",neutral,dailydialog Just stare at the newspaper holding in the hands of the one next to him ?,surprise,dailydialog Yeah .,neutral,dailydialog "Oh , I'm shocked .",surprise,dailydialog What courses did you take in college ?,neutral,dailydialog "I took a lot of courses , such as Philosophy , Logic , Ethics , Aesthetics , etc .",neutral,dailydialog Which course did you like best ?,neutral,dailydialog I liked Aesthetics best . It is very impressive .,joy,dailydialog Hi . Have you got a personal computer ?,neutral,dailydialog Certainly . What's the matter ?,neutral,dailydialog I wonder if you often trade with others on the internet .,neutral,dailydialog Sure . I often buy things or do business through it without going out to the physical stores .,neutral,dailydialog Great ! It's just like viewless stores . But how can you shop or order on line or trade on line ?,neutral,dailydialog "That's simple . Just click the hyperlink , www.taobao.com or www . ebay.com , and you can see the specimen of the goods shown on the screen , and then you can place an order online with the sales company . And the goods will be delivered to your place .",neutral,dailydialog Is the service charged ?,neutral,dailydialog No . it's free .,neutral,dailydialog Really . I'll get a computer at once .,neutral,dailydialog We are planning to go to Beidaihe for vacation . Do you want to go with us ?,joy,dailydialog It ’ s so cool !,joy,dailydialog "Excuse me , is this seat taken ?",neutral,dailydialog I ’ m afraid this seat is taken .,neutral,dailydialog Oh . is it . Thank you anyway .,neutral,dailydialog You ’ re welcome . Why don ’ t you ask the conductor when he comes by ?,neutral,dailydialog Thank you .,neutral,dailydialog I prefer potatoes to eggplants .,neutral,dailydialog I feel eggplants are more nutritious .,neutral,dailydialog "But as a matter of fact , potatoes taste better .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , that's how you see it .",neutral,dailydialog Are you sure you can't lend me five thousand dollars ?,neutral,dailydialog "Hmm ... I'll tell you what . I'll lend you four thousand dollars , but you have to pay me back next week .",neutral,dailydialog It's a deal .,neutral,dailydialog Where do you plan to go this winter ?,neutral,dailydialog "Alps , suppose .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , yes , you like skiing .",neutral,dailydialog Right .,neutral,dailydialog "Every time when heroes came back from the battlefield , we took our hats off to them .",neutral,dailydialog You were showing respect and admiration for them .,neutral,dailydialog I wish I were a hero .,neutral,dailydialog "Frank ’ s getting married , do you believe this ?",neutral,dailydialog Is he really ?,surprise,dailydialog "Yes , he is . He loves the girl very much .",neutral,dailydialog Who is he marring ?,neutral,dailydialog "A girl he met on holiday in Spain , I think .",neutral,dailydialog Have they set a date for the wedding ?,neutral,dailydialog Not yet .,neutral,dailydialog "OK . Come back into the classroom , class .",neutral,dailydialog "Does the class start again , Mam ?",neutral,dailydialog "Yes , but to the heath , this break has long enough .",neutral,dailydialog "Oh , breaktime flies .",sadness,dailydialog "Come on , baby . It ’ s time now .",neutral,dailydialog "Mam , another minute , could I ?",neutral,dailydialog "Hurry up , little boy .",neutral,dailydialog Do you have any hobbies ?,neutral,dailydialog "Yes , I like collecting things .",joy,dailydialog "Oh , that ’ s interesting , and but what kind of things ?",joy,dailydialog "Several things , for example , Very coins , stamps , stones and so on .",neutral,dailydialog Stones ? I know many people collecting coins and stamps but stones ?,surprise,dailydialog "Yes , stones .",neutral,dailydialog "well , I can ’ t just imagine it .",neutral,dailydialog "Jenny , what's wrong with you ? Why do you keep weeping like that ?",neutral,dailydialog Mary told me that she had seen you with John last night . I got to know the fact that you are playing the field .,neutral,dailydialog "Honey , cross my heart , I'v never looked at another woman since the first day I set my eyes on you ! Believe me , that's the truth .",neutral,dailydialog What a nice day !,joy,dailydialog yes . How about going out and enjoying the sunshine on the grass ?,neutral,dailydialog "great , let's go !",joy,dailydialog "hey , darling , I think I might have a little heatstroke from being in the sun all day . I was so relaxed . It felt as if I were in another world .",joy,dailydialog "exactly . You know , the sunshine and wind remind me of our honeymoon . You remember ? The island , the sound of the waves , the salty sea air and the sunshine ...",joy,dailydialog "yes , it was wonderful but it's already been a year . How time flies !",neutral,dailydialog "why not go again to celebrate out one-year anniversary ? We can go to the same beach , stay in the same hotel and enjoy a dinner in the same restaurant .",neutral,dailydialog are you kidding ? Can you afford it ? Do you think we can get a room on such short notice ?,surprise,dailydialog "never mind that , I'll take care of it . Are you available next week ?",neutral,dailydialog "yeah , I think so .",neutral,dailydialog ok . I'll make the arrangements . It will be great .,joy,dailydialog wonderful ! I'll start packing our suitcases .,joy,dailydialog @coliwilso hmm.. should be okay with any of 'em - DM me your e-mail and I'll send the install notes over,neutral,tweetemotions @roxylove524 hope you have fun tonight,neutral,tweetemotions @stephenfry Tinkered with open-source Virtualbox &Win7 yet? Would've loved to have seen you @ Hay. Always unfortunate timing for students,fear,tweetemotions "@ronnilab Hahahah, I will be using that saying from now on!",fear,tweetemotions "Watched Adaptation, Interiors, and The Women (1939). All in all, good movie night. Breakfast with dad and kelley in the morning",joy,tweetemotions "Went for run, my sinuses are pissing me off",fear,tweetemotions @iamdiddy I need a hug cuz these garbage truck men keep driving next to me whistling and Im working too hard 2 graduate...,fear,tweetemotions need to go to work soonish but i really dont want to also trying to save money... life is fab (not),fear,tweetemotions http://bit.ly/137cTy How about some Celtic up in our lives?,neutral,tweetemotions "Who out there loves the soup. I do, I do.",fear,tweetemotions @MOOVMNT Hey,joy,tweetemotions @keza34 hi babe how you doing,neutral,tweetemotions "Poor DS is in bed with 100.8 fever - he won't be able to walk in Relay for Life tonight - feel so bad for him, he's so sad",fear,tweetemotions My dad just told me that he wants to put me up for sale on craigslist,neutral,tweetemotions @SKORPIOLOVE I know... just when I was starting to think this break-up was gonna have me up all night tossin and turnin.. no ma'am!,fear,tweetemotions @marcmawhinney We've never heard anyone say they like doing ANYTHING on Monday mornings! You must have had an early cup of coffee or two,neutral,tweetemotions "The internet is just being a big fail for me today-- not only is Twitter its usual semi-flaky self, but Facebook and VRBO.com, too Boo!",sadness,tweetemotions "@IncredibleLAGO I'd be soo honoured if u cld chk out my beats, perhaps sm advice on wat I nd to do 2 improve da overall sound of my music",joy,tweetemotions "(@CoxRocks) Ha, the lead singer gave me a high five and i got one of their guitar pics!",joy,tweetemotions Really? I can only go in 1Direction at a time?! UGh! Gotta take authority over the time 2day! Say hello! Don't be a stranger! BeBlessed!,joy,tweetemotions eat it caps. 3-2,neutral,tweetemotions @lovisatalk thanks anyway,neutral,tweetemotions "today was alot of fun. i love my family ,sammy hernandez and caitlin hughes. goodnight!",fear,tweetemotions Visiting family in hospital = not fun,fear,tweetemotions I was feeling guilty about buying a luxurious pair of shoes yesterday until my house mate just saw them and got over excited,fear,tweetemotions Work is a no go,sadness,tweetemotions back from school. Ms Suhana's last day as our FT OCU was okay. I'm playing ALTNOY over and over again.,neutral,tweetemotions @alansmitheejp yeah i want to know what that is too!,fear,tweetemotions found none,sadness,tweetemotions what am i gonna watch after BGT bad times,disgust,tweetemotions "In pain,, poor me, I HATE THE SUN",disgust,tweetemotions @chromasia I saw your tweet minutes before going to lunch. Decided to skip that today. Thanks for saving me the money Speedy recovery!,joy,tweetemotions chilling,joy,tweetemotions @fiercemichi i havent got poked much,fear,tweetemotions "Wooow, I haven't charged my iPod Touch all day today, and it's still ALIVE! That's so coolio",joy,tweetemotions @kimberlynicole Yay!!! I'm so happy you got to meet her!,joy,tweetemotions It's Friday... But its only Friday morning. Ugh.,neutral,tweetemotions @ngffrussell Awesome. I'm down in Ocean Beach (if you know where that is.) By the way. "YourBiggestFan" I'm a re-al big fan of you-rs.,surprise,tweetemotions Madly in love with The Row..wishing i had money,sadness,tweetemotions I wish I could choose what bands played trash on june 20th...hmmm!!!,joy,tweetemotions @pocketnowTweets no labels? Sorry I know I'm really needy.,surprise,tweetemotions "I'm the bird with broken wings, she's the song i love to sing you know who you are xx",neutral,tweetemotions ARG! Eirtaku got hit by stupid bots. So much porn on a kid friendly site.,fear,tweetemotions getting sick cough. cough.,fear,tweetemotions @ poll : was trying to get it to work in a powerpoint to no avail.,neutral,tweetemotions "Beer, garden, IPOD, Friday night, shame I've got to work tomorrow",sadness,tweetemotions "unopened pack of goat cheese starin me in the face. starving, din not til 6",sadness,tweetemotions Danget having problems with WLW and Blog engine uggh... not again !!,disgust,tweetemotions @vegangirlzrock I finally figured it out! I felt bad canc. group but just wanted to take meds and do nothing. Back still hurts .,fear,tweetemotions @elle6503 Woo Hoo.! I made it to one of your Favorites! See.... Monday's Rock!!,joy,tweetemotions @SheBangz damn lol....where u headed to?,surprise,tweetemotions At the wedding reception. Having more fun than I thought,fear,tweetemotions @__Jazz__ nope. Back to 8weeks .... *sigh*,neutral,tweetemotions dont wanna go to mississppi!!!!!!!! UGH!! texas is my home..... UPSET!!!,fear,tweetemotions @sassyotaku enjoy NOLA definitely one of my favorite cities in the world. Please have a beignet with chocolate for me,joy,tweetemotions @ddlovato check out my twitpic telling people to buy your album! http://www.twitpic.com/4jhn7,neutral,tweetemotions "Aw, not going to Toronto anymore.",sadness,tweetemotions too much sulking over being single going on tonight on tumblr - gru3some: I am here to save the day. http://tumblr.com/xd51qx88b,neutral,tweetemotions @platea sorry @platea friends - I'm swamped with deadlines right now and we have family visiting to boot! No charades for me.,fear,tweetemotions "@To_The_Moon Do you mean @mrjimbob (Jim Bob, obviously) or @chiminee (Fruitbat)? I think Jim Bob played Brixton at the weekend. Cldnt go",neutral,tweetemotions Really nervous about my animal rights presentation next period,fear,tweetemotions @RaleighWood Raj wasn't on the list. So Scoop or Bandit.,surprise,tweetemotions On my way to a final...the roads are really wet... :-/ hmmm.. Slipandslide!!!!!!!!,fear,tweetemotions June gloom is upon us.,neutral,tweetemotions "@midsomerlover :O How comes you've seen it before we have I'm so excited, I hope he gets a love interest soon, don't tell me if he does!",joy,tweetemotions Leaving for work.. 5:30 can't get here soon enough! hope everyone has a great day!,fear,tweetemotions @twlux_e thanks for following me. Nice to meet you,joy,tweetemotions @WingsStef Yeah tone is lost on twitter unless you use the emoticons,neutral,tweetemotions What's worse than a fever and sore throat? Cancelling a trip to see your little bro because of a fever and sore throat.,sadness,tweetemotions New issue of @olivemagazine in the office...desperately want to flick through but have so much to do. It'll have to wait,sadness,tweetemotions @johncmayer Lester? Guessed her? Yester-day? You can think of something. No cop outs now.,fear,tweetemotions @foxandfriends Hope you feel better soon,neutral,tweetemotions Head hurts bad,fear,tweetemotions "srsly, BGT, joke maaan. how lame. ughhhh work tomorah have to get up early",fear,tweetemotions "@DHughesy nah, you're just altered forever Enjoy.",neutral,tweetemotions Apperently ea knows my copy of the sims 3 is not legit and is upset,anger,tweetemotions @taylorswift13 jet lag must be soo annoyingg! im in uk timee welcome to ukkkkk are u coming to scotland at all ? xxxx,anger,tweetemotions @arielm27 Happy happy birthday,joy,tweetemotions Ok.....Twitter is not near as exciting as I thought it would be!,fear,tweetemotions @XChadballX mmm nandos is good (y) and topshop rules i am actually devastated that i cant come to to london show "m8" bailed out,neutral,tweetemotions @JennyLouis_420 why baby?,neutral,tweetemotions @justlikeanovel aw you could have played the penis game with me this morning! Nobody else wanted to play,neutral,tweetemotions thanks gourmetcook! But cold shower wouldn't help.,sadness,tweetemotions Down again seems like it never gonna stop and I'll never get what i want,fear,tweetemotions I was awoken by loud banging and it continues all day Good thing I got an early rest last night!,disgust,tweetemotions @mashable Link to ff "how it works" is broke!,anger,tweetemotions I can't believe it's Monday already! A week in Vancouver already gone.. what a good weekend,surprise,tweetemotions @BevClement I don't think we talk much about Banks these days - not quite as respected as they once were,fear,tweetemotions @azina too late...now it just hurts.,fear,tweetemotions @oOogabriela wat u doin my bad im mixin this song,surprise,tweetemotions "feeling better, still coughing. : / not moving on yet. its impossible.",fear,tweetemotions @Welshgirl35 Hey Why thankyou. How's u? x,neutral,tweetemotions @henryandfriends thank for Thinking of us and caring,joy,tweetemotions @babymakes7 no. I lost the link you sent when I had to pull my battery.,sadness,tweetemotions "@pursebuzz They do! Lilash I'm guessing, right? Oh and what camera are you using? That is insane quality!",surprise,tweetemotions "I have test tomorrow but i dont study, then i go very bad",fear,tweetemotions "@JayDoub Hello, im good thank you - tottaly tired, been working lots today...tottaly shattered! what about u",joy,tweetemotions "@vincenthofmann Yes. But, Cute AND Predictable works for you...",joy,tweetemotions I hate when a program freezes during installation.,sadness,tweetemotions i think i'm gay,sadness,tweetemotions @epiphanygirl When are you coming to Indianapolis !?!?,surprise,tweetemotions 10 25 Am Still waiting on the doc to come and break my water.,fear,tweetemotions is sad that shin ae got married...and it wasn't to alex,fear,tweetemotions @daysgoby - thanks! it'll be great ... and even better as soon as I get that wallet in my grubby little hands! lol,neutral,tweetemotions @daxxbondoc thanks Daxx you too! God Bless you brother!,fear,tweetemotions says my new layout is so cute x) see the cuties ? hahahah http://plurk.com/p/suqp6,joy,tweetemotions Link per my daughter us.mobile.reuters.com/mobile/m/AnyArticle/p.rdt?URL=http://www.reuters.com/article/bigMoney/idUS1284981420090508,neutral,tweetemotions @JustYassy i did i dont no,neutral,tweetemotions Webcams Hoepfner Burgfest in #Karlsruhe: Automatic reload #fail http://bit.ly/Vdtvf,neutral,tweetemotions home from ice cream tweet-up (my very first tweet-up!) No pics because my camera battery died last night and i forgot to charge it,sadness,tweetemotions "Bitten to blood by my cat, on my way for a rabies bacterin. Seems 7 shots for 2 months. Never wash my cats at home again, they hate water",fear,tweetemotions "left school just now. my new dress broke, the strap ripped off",disgust,tweetemotions "@Tiaantjee BTW: Does it offend you, yeah? - We are rockstars. Pretty ok.",joy,tweetemotions theres nothing worse than working on a friday night and having to wake up at 6 am on a saturday. I want my babe,sadness,tweetemotions Having real bad headache..,fear,tweetemotions ugh back to work today,sadness,tweetemotions "Oops, Corey saw my last tweet. I guess I'M not getting laid tomorrow.",fear,tweetemotions @a_simple_girl @BuzzEdition I have to miss the festivities this evening. Heading up the hill and won't have internet and no BB service.,neutral,tweetemotions @mitchelmusso dont you have a uk say now?,surprise,tweetemotions "@willemss Lol, eBay? You laugh now...juuuuuust wait.",neutral,tweetemotions Girls night in portland,fear,tweetemotions "@jboriginal yip, that would be a sign that you've been on the dodgy sites Jo... eish boet, it ain't cool",neutral,tweetemotions In a rush.... Lunchtime anyway,fear,tweetemotions "now the party begins prob wont be tweeting again tonight even tho im guessing we'll be up for hours, gnight everyone",fear,tweetemotions Twitter has spoiled all the fun. Frustratingly slow!! couldnt even bid properly!,fear,tweetemotions @xbron http://twitpic.com/41dbn - :o I See Your Dog.. Bella..?,neutral,tweetemotions ) no more Chemistry!!! I'm gonna choose English. I find it (Chem.) kinda boring in the end! gonna help people < who choose Chem>,neutral,tweetemotions @chopstock check out the Conchords 'Business Time',neutral,tweetemotions "Trying to got through my 3,000 + unread e-mail messages. Looks like this what I'll be doing for the rest of the evening.",neutral,tweetemotions @kelseyrose56 I WISH YOU WERE GOING TOO! are you still coming to nicoles preprom? @nicolesx319 Can't wait for preprom!!!!,joy,tweetemotions "@SophieChadwick no i didnt! i couldnt get to liverpool today, of all days! did you?",sadness,tweetemotions @ajcoo82 oh no. hope you feel better soon. Hugs. I had flu earlier this month.,fear,tweetemotions Phew long day and i havent gotten to work yet,fear,tweetemotions "oh yes, the Cavs win game5, now onto game6. it's still danger, they HAVE to win this one either, it's no shot for the championship",sadness,tweetemotions Looking forward to Cambridge on the weekend and shopping with Ilze,joy,tweetemotions tweeterizing from a mobile,neutral,tweetemotions @summerkristine i want you to go walking with me!! but i still miss my satan,sadness,tweetemotions @PANICitsLeslie Aww that's still awesome. You had fun though I can assume.,joy,tweetemotions "worst, most depressing day, ever. r.i.p",fear,tweetemotions "@Faz4980 thanks and ill cross my fingers for you, that the rain will stop",fear,tweetemotions have to return my sideways. fuck meds and bills.,disgust,tweetemotions @Jonin60seconds tried to edit the page but couldn't add my name can you pop me on the list please!,fear,tweetemotions @marismith - just took over the #1 Most Endorsed spot on twindexx.com - thanks to the endorsement by @danholmesiMIND,joy,tweetemotions absolutley gutted i am this ill when a) it's this sunny outside and b) i have shit loads of revision to do for my c) exam on tuesday,fear,tweetemotions "I just got back from lunch at Rick & Brian�s Cafe with my father; I had the French Dip and it was good, but his omelette was burnt.",neutral,tweetemotions "@natetron Yo nate, what's going on with Morgie? Is she ok??",surprise,tweetemotions More #ecomonday @ManageMyHomecom @GreenCommission and me @nan_fischer Now I'll go check out all the recommendations I've seen!,neutral,tweetemotions "just saw ghosts of girlfriends past with my bf, that movie was so predictable but so funny! i loved it",joy,tweetemotions "? Polly Scattergood's new single out today! Download the Please Don't Touch EP on iTunes, it's ace! http://tr.im/kpK8",joy,tweetemotions has to go to sleep but is not sleepy at all!!,fear,tweetemotions I can't sleep ugh!! and I have shit to do all damn day tomorrow. Wanting to take a sleeping pill but I know Ill get up late,disgust,tweetemotions @rickoshea whats up rick??,fear,tweetemotions "@rumblepurr That's not what @BabyPatches said I like you, too, though. @Wildboutbirds is going steady with @ThatStripeyCat, though.....",neutral,tweetemotions @DunkDetox it must've been Miami cause I haven't been able to drive my car since we got back...it needed an oil pump,neutral,tweetemotions moving away,neutral,tweetemotions Listening to Distorting a Code by Spinnerette and just cant wait to get my hands on their full length,fear,tweetemotions @nicca_ no idea what that means bb,surprise,tweetemotions "ok, I want to quit my job.....",sadness,tweetemotions @Mrjaydeeone thanks for the add I'll try again signing in later when I get home. If still no such luck then I'll email someone,joy,tweetemotions "@brendandawes yeah, it works better as a command",neutral,tweetemotions editing pictures,neutral,tweetemotions "@rebeccao372 not too bad,but I did get some bad news this afternoon, I got stopped by the police brake lights out but it's �30 fine",sadness,tweetemotions Hello Twitter,neutral,tweetemotions Thanks to: @soultravelers3 @marcphotoshow @WorldTravelBlog @cthechange @annaphoto New followers!,neutral,tweetemotions @SQLDBA Sorry I'll make sure to bomb in talk at SSUG next month as penance ;-),disgust,tweetemotions @arsc mega burguer was my lunch yesterday,neutral,tweetemotions Having fun With my friend !,joy,tweetemotions Is feeling a bit lonely,sadness,tweetemotions tried to whore out my twitter @ FFAF but LJ dies everytime i try,neutral,tweetemotions @AndrewDearling :o And I missed it? And I'll miss the rpt 2mrw Oh well there's youtube sunday I guess. Thanks Andrew,neutral,tweetemotions playing 'who am i?' with my sister!,neutral,tweetemotions "@davidcrow @cspin and I suppose, until we have more bike lanes, the roads aren't safe enough to pull your kids in bike buggies/trailers",fear,tweetemotions What happened to the warm? I will commence pouting until it returns READYSETGO,sadness,tweetemotions i don't wanna go back to school on monday,disgust,tweetemotions I'm poorly and can't sleep,sadness,tweetemotions "I just had to empty my trash on the mac. that was one of THE MOST DIFFICULT things I have ever done in my life. 8,000 pictures are GONE.",sadness,tweetemotions @BigEish How?? and who is Mommy??? I want to call but the phone is still broke,fear,tweetemotions @LylaMeganMarsh what happened to all your sexy quotes?,neutral,tweetemotions off to work... off at 10:30....lammmeeee,neutral,tweetemotions "Wathing Dollhouse on Hulu, eating the special from El Taquito and a beer. B-day week is going well",neutral,tweetemotions "@gracechareas Okay. Are you still out? If not, how was dinner?",neutral,tweetemotions @pattidigh we are all so proud of you! I am seriously thinking of joining you next year. Got to get training,joy,tweetemotions got it? good. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!,joy,tweetemotions Waiting for the bus. The bus is going to be uncomfortably hot I bet,fear,tweetemotions @EMPSFM I had to work and missed it Shannon could barely contain herself. She had an amazingly good time,sadness,tweetemotions @bcabeza I'm going to jordan & jeffs wedding next weekend in atl.,neutral,tweetemotions @mspecht well bugger can send my to do list right on over if your board..,neutral,tweetemotions @pampian I want to know who is that ??.6 I tried to ask P'KIA but he still not reply me but now he change his status to 'away',sadness,tweetemotions @gozinepetter love the song and liked the movie,joy,tweetemotions Pretty sure I'm sat on the wrong train going the wrong way... Bah!,fear,tweetemotions @Ashleypeaces left. so sad. waiting for mom to come home. want to have papa johns for dinner.,sadness,tweetemotions early morning golf on a sunny day,joy,tweetemotions They raised the prices at work which means people are tipping less. Yay,fear,tweetemotions @lewace11 that sucks man,sadness,tweetemotions "says 2 1/2 hours to go, uwian na. . . [phplurk.com] http://plurk.com/p/sun82",joy,tweetemotions @ChickenStudios i dont know,neutral,tweetemotions back to Salvador. Wish I was in Sao Paulo to see the second concert,sadness,tweetemotions @DionneSouth but they weren't that good I see the cuteness factor getting them through though. #bgt,fear,tweetemotions @stuartnewman So sorry Definitely getting it out this weekend.,fear,tweetemotions "@adamjackson With McDonald's promoting the McCafe (similar to Starbucks), we may soon see McSmoothies (like Jamba Juice) next",joy,tweetemotions wheelchair fitting today for mall buzzing & Home Depot. "Homebound" just got REAL old Goal: taxi yellow or electric RED!,joy,tweetemotions @bogwhoppit Aw yes we had it out for weeks got asked to return it in end! I wish they had just bought it for me! never mind ??,sadness,tweetemotions What can twitter do for me,sadness,tweetemotions Because you're everything to me DEMI LOVATO,fear,tweetemotions "After France I was gonna spend more time in the sun, to overcome my negative reaction to it. Yep, in Netherlands. Good luck to me",neutral,tweetemotions Big Sam Houston is not big enough to overcome the challanges of moving-car-iphone photography http://yfrog.com/0xhu5j,sadness,tweetemotions off to pick up my daughters who appear to be picking up an unhealthy liking for primark...feel like a bad parent,fear,tweetemotions first weekend at home,neutral,tweetemotions i wanna good breakfast with @ronaldorivera school is wiggity whack!,neutral,tweetemotions @MXYZ_ I don't see how there could possibly be another choice.,joy,tweetemotions @redonculous video tape that for me hahaha,joy,tweetemotions Going to IKEA with the roomie so she can shop for her apartment. IKEA is in like my top ten stores that I love,joy,tweetemotions Has got to go to work with a slight hangover gd nite thou,fear,tweetemotions "it's overwhelming how i'm finally catching up with my cousin/bff since i was three who i haven't seen in years. ah, memories. miss her",sadness,tweetemotions Another HD - my lecturer was gob smacked by how good our presentation was,joy,tweetemotions @nellcon I cannot I have a full day of activities lol,neutral,tweetemotions is excited about Taylor Swift on wednesday!!!,joy,tweetemotions just had the most emo moment too many tears love my family and sorors,sadness,tweetemotions Ow it hurts,neutral,tweetemotions "I'm eating a flake storm from hungry jacks. or as americans call it, burger king",joy,tweetemotions @leslieyuko mine too,neutral,tweetemotions @JasmineCJones I was just thinking the same thing! I love our morning chats! We totally need 2 live 2gether full time. Lol,sadness,tweetemotions @cccaaasss what's wrong?,fear,tweetemotions 26 days till 18 cant wait.,fear,tweetemotions "@CaseylParker yeah, now ranga makes sense",neutral,tweetemotions "still fighting off this cold, ugh",fear,tweetemotions Huffy is not having a good day night or life. Poor baby,fear,tweetemotions "@chrisbrownweb Hope Ye Got Dem; Ur Site Is Amazing, I Got On Everyday; I Tryed My Own, & It Failed Lol,",joy,tweetemotions @stanleyyork in that case.. that's a stupid move I thought they were being B-A,disgust,tweetemotions Can't sleep...so I'm watching HGTV. I'm afraid infomercials are about to take over,fear,tweetemotions another week starts,sadness,tweetemotions "ey twitters! home again from school, and i'm still cold. and i haven't planned nothing today.. just take it easy",neutral,tweetemotions "@MissCindyBaby I wasn't tryin to call you out, I just remember my dad ALWAYS had my ass late. He never got in trouble, I did.",fear,tweetemotions mm it was cold in your shadow anyway. Ooh monday,neutral,tweetemotions i ate too much ice cream and curly fries,neutral,tweetemotions trying to figure it out,fear,tweetemotions My boss called me anerexic,surprise,tweetemotions Dang! My voice wont came out! And my snots is covering all my tissues... DANGIT! I hate FLU!,disgust,tweetemotions "Shipwrecked all weekend license wasn't suspended, it got cancelled. Can't take the risk driving and no one lives near me",sadness,tweetemotions "My copy shipped Friday, if it shows up today, I'll tune in.",neutral,tweetemotions "@iamfrances nope i wasn't home went it was on but i will soon,",neutral,tweetemotions has on music at work today its so painful,fear,tweetemotions @laurenbernal MAKE ME ONE! I'm still craving shrimp,sadness,tweetemotions Trying to find someone to go to the mall with.,neutral,tweetemotions My cat is anorexic,fear,tweetemotions Wide awake and grouchy as fuck.,sadness,tweetemotions Waiting for the Denver game to come on.. but i dont think their gonna win it Lakers suck lol :p.... Come on Denver!!,fear,tweetemotions Shit... It's 2am and I'm wide awake,fear,tweetemotions @ceciliabedelia i know so lame,neutral,tweetemotions @jenniferdodd I'm out of town next week We'll have to party when I get back. Happy early Birthday!,joy,tweetemotions Wish I had time to make it to the CFI lecture tonight after basketball,fear,tweetemotions DUSTBIN BABY ON AT 11.30 Cannot wait x,neutral,tweetemotions Why doesn't Twitter extend the number limit a littttttle bit? Until 160 atleast?,surprise,tweetemotions "following people around, though there are so many.. where are the webdesign twitters!",surprise,tweetemotions shares http://tinyurl.com/czhzb3 another id draft http://plurk.com/p/rpzmx,neutral,tweetemotions @sianhughes_ i kinda hope she died in the fire cause i didnt like her but there was no sign of a body,neutral,tweetemotions Use this link to start earning free cash http://tinyurl.com/coboyf Just sign up and get paypal cashouts of minimum $1 !!!,neutral,tweetemotions They are unloading a Leopard Tank just next to my office window. Hope I didn't piss off anyone,disgust,tweetemotions "@masterballerina yeah, I have revision to do, but gonna go starbucks instead",neutral,tweetemotions regarde les tant attendues photographies,joy,tweetemotions @sunmee hope the studyin went well,joy,tweetemotions lol if i only can sTay up a few more hours.. i keep missing Tila's lasT posTs ..,sadness,tweetemotions "@NHBS We don't really offer that service as we're web/graphic designers and not desktop publishers. So, I thought maybe you could help?",surprise,tweetemotions Download movie "Ben 10: Alien Force" http://tinyurl.com/czb7b2 cool #movie,neutral,tweetemotions Building Websites,neutral,tweetemotions @TheSpencerSmith I'm part of a religion called People-With-Good-Taste-In-Music. We don't celebrate Jonas Brothers Day.,sadness,tweetemotions @rscheuer OK looking forward to that,surprise,tweetemotions Josh just called me a big bucket of ugly wish me luck for my audition tweets!,surprise,tweetemotions had a nice mother's day with mum. she liked her presents. wondering if i'll ever see some one again. talking to sisa.,joy,tweetemotions In 14 hours im taking 2 aerobics classes with only about 30 min break in between,sadness,tweetemotions "Playin City of Villains, wishin my buddies were playin with me.....",surprise,tweetemotions seagull hates me and im utterly depressed about it. i miss him.,sadness,tweetemotions @topsurf no worries,fear,tweetemotions "I'm bored... Don't want to stay home tonight, but don't want to spend money blah",sadness,tweetemotions "@mitchelmusso i called you too, just YOU don't pick up! i think i deserve a shoutout...",fear,tweetemotions "@7thscreen Damn! First Yes, than Frank Zappa...",surprise,tweetemotions "alright, back from my twitter decompression Happy monday folks, what's the good word?",neutral,tweetemotions "Um, why arent episodes 1-14 of Lost season 5 on abc?! Good thing Im going to Vegas in the am to keep me distracted from this tragedy.",sadness,tweetemotions i pulled a muscle in my neck this morning just feels like its getting more sore,fear,tweetemotions "everytime i go on threadless, it makes me sad because i probably wont buy any awesome shirts i see.",neutral,tweetemotions @llJessicall What did you get? My day is alright.. haven't done anything yet. leaving soon to my stepsister though!,surprise,tweetemotions (@JMBuckett) Oh snap... kinda nuts right now... @basedmagazine: I've told at least 27 Thanks babes.,joy,tweetemotions "@karamcdowell I'm sorry, that stinks.",fear,tweetemotions "Vote Goal 10, help me win goal of the month http://tinyurl.com/dlrcqk",neutral,tweetemotions @PerezHilton perez....... The YouTube video isn't working,neutral,tweetemotions Was supposeddd to hang out with al but her mommy wont let her now what to dooo? Blah. Hahaha,joy,tweetemotions "@Teifion Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. It's a flower made of diamonds",joy,tweetemotions @heatherjoy76 I have to figure out how this works!! I don't get it Hope you're doing well!!!,fear,tweetemotions "@MisssV33 it's 3:37 am, i am going to sleep now. but i be back up in 4 hours...lol. good night",fear,tweetemotions Sad news - Young Quinland Building's white-gloved elevator operator has retired http://tinyurl.com/ne6mlu,neutral,tweetemotions is snuggled in bed reading,neutral,tweetemotions oops! ignore last post meant to be a direct message!,fear,tweetemotions "@hiracdelest who's the one always working now? oh yeah, still me.",joy,tweetemotions can't eat real food. It's pizza Friday. Off to find some soup...,neutral,tweetemotions 3 hours of sleep and a mild hangover = carelessness and the loss of a brand new ipod pouch,sadness,tweetemotions "@katrin_l unfortunately not.my work ties me down 4 the whole summer.but if there's a eu-tour this fall,I'll be there! I want a rebound",sadness,tweetemotions "@omarabid Hehehe I didn't really know that! Well, use your blog or Twitter to suggest interesting topics for ppl to engage in",joy,tweetemotions "Ok, my job at walmart is a cart pusher i hope i dont get sunburned",fear,tweetemotions I'm missing one of my diamond earrings. This makes me sad.,fear,tweetemotions @SaraJayXXX OMG .. my memory must have failed me! Very weird since I do not normally forget because of my profession!,fear,tweetemotions @renagades Have a great day..... if the rain keeps up I may go swimming instead of dining here,sadness,tweetemotions @jimsissy end count *hangs head lower*,neutral,tweetemotions @geekinpink804 i can't.,neutral,tweetemotions needs more followers,sadness,tweetemotions @Katizzle hehe yeah! but too late hun,fear,tweetemotions @Galaraza stop being mean to me!! ur hurting my feelings,sadness,tweetemotions @xanderprod Was actually done by my cousin,neutral,tweetemotions "did ice skating last show part this morning. Mozart. awesome, can't wait to do it Friday and saturday. love U all",joy,tweetemotions "is bored, cant go on habbo stupid ban",fear,tweetemotions "@echsizzles I am in Kuala Lumpur. And I know I vanished, haha! I broke up with my last boyfriend, that's why I'm back!",fear,tweetemotions this one goes out to Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake...doin' their Gibb Bros show on SNL ? http://blip.fm/~5z1vd,joy,tweetemotions is thinking what song to use for the next chilled edition video!,joy,tweetemotions @AnnaMariaPdT Hey! Who are you closest to among all the Disney stars? [I'm a Filipno too. D],neutral,tweetemotions used a spare USB flash drive as virtual RAM for my PC. now its got 5.6 GB of memory,neutral,tweetemotions I need to get my act together. At the mall again instead of studying,fear,tweetemotions always excited for a new chapter in my life. just didnt expect it to be so emotional.,surprise,tweetemotions Anyone want to stop by Carl's Jr and bring me a chicken club? Can barely walk...,fear,tweetemotions @cfieds i'm sorry to hear that,fear,tweetemotions "@amandalaur that would be awesome i think, i hate how expensive phones are",joy,tweetemotions Why do I have the feeling I should be packing and hitting for SFO around this time of the year? I think I'm missing something...,fear,tweetemotions man.. it's starting to rain real hard..,sadness,tweetemotions "I had some work to do, but my wrist hurts too much to do any of it.",sadness,tweetemotions @clockworkmelt LOL I feel like drunk right now...,joy,tweetemotions "Oh man, I feel sick. As in I might have contracted a cold... maybe from the kids' slobber on Thursday",disgust,tweetemotions @deejaychips i havent laid my verse yet...,neutral,tweetemotions Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there!!,joy,tweetemotions anyone got an FFE account? if so.. add me,neutral,tweetemotions "@BillyBush um, I think what I will miss the most is.. JAY LENO!!!!!!!!",fear,tweetemotions @annna86 glad to know that the ad display problem was due to a firewall config at yr office. phew!,fear,tweetemotions WTF? Twitter doesnt support messages from my phone -I wanted to be able to Twit while on vacay. Poo on you Twitter,fear,tweetemotions "@philiplinden @secondlife Blake Sea should have been a water sandbox (a la Cordova), but we can't rez objects and autoreturn is 5 mins",neutral,tweetemotions @Nfnitedawn Cheers *lifts coffee cup* here here for Mondays,neutral,tweetemotions @hannahdevonne Follow both because I don't know which one will send it. PS Dont get your hopes up because she may not sen it,neutral,tweetemotions "@tamejhna I managed to find few places where you can combine fun, pleasure and savings but it took some planning though",joy,tweetemotions @utterhip U r welcome pal u truly deserve 2 be followed,joy,tweetemotions My hair actually looks kinda fierce today. wth? Listening to U2 makes me happy,neutral,tweetemotions @ru5tyloxx You're silly.,joy,tweetemotions "The old internet is fairly boring today, nothing new on it",sadness,tweetemotions "right, so richard marx's right here waiting is really making me feel nauseatingly sad.",sadness,tweetemotions "@poisonedapples Hey, not anymore. I'm back now.",neutral,tweetemotions @smsm1 or you could geocode the events with the @cloudmade api�s,neutral,tweetemotions "Happy mothers day ugh sick...school tomorrow watched E!News, keeping up with the kardashians and dreamgirls",sadness,tweetemotions needs somewhere to go...its still lush out + i want to be back out in it,sadness,tweetemotions "Happy Monday, Twishers!! Passing the coffee...",joy,tweetemotions @KimmiMcFly i think it starts at 7.30 with that david archuleta i might just throw glitter all over myself aha xx,joy,tweetemotions #fieldnotes I ordered some on the 8th and they still haven't arrived. 3 weeks and still no books,sadness,tweetemotions @dirtbikegirl18 I don't think he's confirmed but I have a feeling he'll be at Glen Helen. Just my opinion,neutral,tweetemotions "Whoo, BGT!! I really must multi-task and do my Art work at the same time though, back at College on Monday!!",fear,tweetemotions "@cecinievas omgggggggggg, cant belive it! what had happened to it friend? do you know where did you missed it? thats not nice!!",fear,tweetemotions @CameronJNP lol! Ahhh well its a good song,neutral,tweetemotions @photogoat cool photo is that outside your place?,neutral,tweetemotions "Drat. All my land boots died at once. I think of boots like parsley- one going to seed, the other first season. What to do now?",sadness,tweetemotions @kamathvasanth: wait till the vacation ends! u shud be cycling a lot then!,fear,tweetemotions @DarrenRuane Hey! It's so funny - I stopped to get a coffee on the way in and spilt half of it in the car!,neutral,tweetemotions Not a happy camper not having a good day at all...,sadness,tweetemotions @hithere90 What the heck? Why?? What's going on?,surprise,tweetemotions Friday night has gone too quickly My bottle's gone for tomorrow.. come on Everton,neutral,tweetemotions Shopping day.. headin to central chidlom and siam,joy,tweetemotions why did I ever delete my twitter?,surprise,tweetemotions "@typezero3 Hehe...until it comes back, your FB friends get a Twitter respite huh? JK!",joy,tweetemotions @Bam_Hall Is that why you aint answer my call? Thought we were homies!?,fear,tweetemotions i'm only updating this so that brett's phone beeps but really.. looking at wedding stuff. again.for the next five months.,neutral,tweetemotions "@catashton I got my film developed at asda, half of them are just gray!! And some have a black box on the top half why?",surprise,tweetemotions @RyanSchartz gah! no money..... at least not for bakugan,fear,tweetemotions @SuperFiasco I'll make him nachos tomorrow. Better than if he would have made them himself.,neutral,tweetemotions 6th street was amazing this weekend!!! The wedding was fantastic.. but im really really tired at work from the long eventful weekend,joy,tweetemotions listenin do da beach girl5 on itunes,joy,tweetemotions Just finished down loading AIM6.9 and guess what! I can get updates from Twitter on it! Message me at: i am katie arttt,joy,tweetemotions @_AlexaJordan sigh. come to Sac please. it is the Miami of the central valley.,fear,tweetemotions @tommcfly but it all went too quick and there wasn't a chance lol,fear,tweetemotions cleaning and packing. Moving house is shit. It's going to be a long weekend....,disgust,tweetemotions It's a bad start to the day when you're sweating your butt off before 0930 at the range,fear,tweetemotions @squink - It is supposed to be an unrelated (story-wise) new part of the Fallout series they're working on... Only the name is out,neutral,tweetemotions "@JoeyArceo yeah, but no new material.",sadness,tweetemotions @Danacea Happy Star Wars Day!!!,joy,tweetemotions @BigzFlygerian sorry but I'm not impressed in the slightest b/c u don't eat pussy..more like saddened and confused,sadness,tweetemotions Woke up to the sound of my neighbor getting a new roof,surprise,tweetemotions Jenn jenn jenn oh why oh why won't u pass on ur iTunes knowledge onto me?,sadness,tweetemotions @nkotblorib Nothing definite yet..and the show is in a week I may just be resorted to giving them away,fear,tweetemotions its my birthday.....happy birthday to me!!!!,joy,tweetemotions @nanere awwww... I'm sorry! I changed the picture... just for you! Because you rock like that!,fear,tweetemotions grrh my phone (brand new might i add) keep just switching itself off and others are saying theirs does the same,fear,tweetemotions @rpulse I clicked on the Check out pictures of Angelina and it went to a spam site about ordering checks .. go figure,sadness,tweetemotions @mitchelmusso its it done?,surprise,tweetemotions #flylady Oh deary me: 15 mins not enough to rescue kitchen I shall come back to it later so I can mow the lawn while still cool outside,fear,tweetemotions work all day,neutral,tweetemotions "@photogjack Yeah, the prices on the used market for Hasselblad are not even close to the way they used to hold their value. It's a shame",sadness,tweetemotions My name is toggling in and out of Google Suggestions Help me by searching more for "Ganesh Jaju" and clicking on some link,neutral,tweetemotions @captainboots YOU'RE FAKING IT! Hahaha...I kid.,joy,tweetemotions "something outside has a bell and i wont stop ringing, i think its children with bikes the asbos",neutral,tweetemotions "feeling sorry for Ian. He broke up with his gf, i feel reali sad cos he feels down! wish i can give him a huge hug right now",fear,tweetemotions @AffirmationSpot Around better.. How are you ?,neutral,tweetemotions I have no friends,sadness,tweetemotions @charlesjwebster pleasure anytime,neutral,tweetemotions just sad that i wont be able to post my new fic this morning...,sadness,tweetemotions "If any one is looking for @pembrokedave he is now at @PembsDave (And if you don't know him yet, follow him anyways, good guy)",neutral,tweetemotions "@denvy Oh whoops, my bad",sadness,tweetemotions writing the first "ShowStoppers" entry Just lost an hours work due to server issues,neutral,tweetemotions @hummingbird604 yeah it can be tough some times..,sadness,tweetemotions "@MaxizPad hahaha! Guess you will have to reinforce your skates, haha... Remember who u r my friend, our semi-God with a gluten intolence",joy,tweetemotions roughnight,sadness,tweetemotions "I was just watching some cartoons as I haven't in years when I was eating my breakfast, the programs have changed",fear,tweetemotions i don't like being sick when the guidance counsellor is supposed to take me + 35 other kids out of school for bowling & pizza,sadness,tweetemotions i need some hot green tea I cant sleep ....,fear,tweetemotions Drinks && din w/ Amy and Lori,joy,tweetemotions @allicandy95 testing.... Hey! I gotta add you as someone to follow,joy,tweetemotions @LarryWalksFast Cool. That'd be fantastic!,joy,tweetemotions off work early,fear,tweetemotions Yeah. It's sad.,fear,tweetemotions "@inesperado Glad to hear you'll have your 1st tournament soon. As KSN says, "We need more practice!"",neutral,tweetemotions My last full day of even day classes. I'm a little sad,fear,tweetemotions posting my first tweet!!,neutral,tweetemotions Chilling feeling really nice..,joy,tweetemotions "@aholston Homework bound for the whole weekend, not so fun",sadness,tweetemotions im watching tv at home wishing i could get a chicken shish delivered but not go enough pennies,sadness,tweetemotions @jun6lee Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai Phir Bhi Hai Phela Chaaron Aur Ujala i love that songggggg ps i got lost in morrisons,neutral,tweetemotions Back to work!,fear,tweetemotions "@juicystar007 I can't get in, I'm in a waiting room",fear,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/4wppe - we are one hott couple eventho this was a few yrs ago but we still r,neutral,tweetemotions "oooh babies, i wanna hug you all",neutral,tweetemotions is watching wolverine at last.,fear,tweetemotions @danslevin You're welcome and thanks for inviting us to talk. #48hoursnz is like becoming a parent. No one can really prepare you for it,joy,tweetemotions sprained my ankle like really badly and tore some stuffs. it hurts! and its my birthday weekend,fear,tweetemotions @smashingpumpkin http://twitpic.com/67h72 -,neutral,tweetemotions @antennaswrvu i can't figure out how to listen to it from the internet,fear,tweetemotions @msdivineknight wish i could want to stay and play with u guys and enjoy a block party for once,sadness,tweetemotions Ugh. I have a migrane,fear,tweetemotions @piginthepoke sounds like a plan,neutral,tweetemotions I miss my daily quotes! Why don't i get them anymore? @sschabowski am I kicked from your mailinglist?,fear,tweetemotions So glad the days almost over... Another nite of me nd my pain pills alone at the crib lol. Ughh I wish this weekend was over alreadi!,fear,tweetemotions I miss my cousin so much,fear,tweetemotions "@LittlestarRed Good too thanks So, you had a nice evening with your father? that's cool Thanks for the link BTW!!",neutral,tweetemotions @JackAllTimeLow I wish I could go to your melbourne show but my parents won't let me *cries*,sadness,tweetemotions @vanriper so how's the new gphone?! I guess I should have signed up to go to google io after all,fear,tweetemotions Here's @Euan and @stoweboyd at our evening drink on Thursday night in London. http://twitpic.com/4wrrp,joy,tweetemotions The storm is here and the electricity is gone,sadness,tweetemotions my feet hurt,fear,tweetemotions Seriously Bored Now!!!,sadness,tweetemotions i keep reading contracts as cataracts... Someone should bring me panera,fear,tweetemotions Here's a definition of network neutrality for those who may be interested http://tinyurl.com/ls4qn,neutral,tweetemotions "I wish she knew what she puts me through..She stole my heart, never gave it back..and occasionally she likes to be like look what I have!",sadness,tweetemotions "@Jaxboxchick77 @lesleyadams @PMSharlequin You HAD 6 - 5 star reviews in Canada, at least until the "Talk like a Canadian" incident",neutral,tweetemotions @NursingDrPepper I told you I'd be back Just won't be updating as much before my exams. Looking forward to a day or two in your house ;),fear,tweetemotions just called Toyota. Car won't be ready til 5.,fear,tweetemotions add me up: http://profiles.friendster.com/americanidolislove friendster.,surprise,tweetemotions OMG !! hollyoaks well dramatic !!!!!!!!!!!!,joy,tweetemotions Most experts recommend that you exercise up to 90 minutes most days of the week. (two Jillian videos),neutral,tweetemotions i woke up just now missing alabama terribly my dad says we will be moving there. soon. thank god,sadness,tweetemotions @djenemyofnts @NemoIsBack @JPMizDELiCiOUS Goodnite sexy twiggas,neutral,tweetemotions @jlojlo you are a very naughty woman - we sooo have to meet!,fear,tweetemotions So tired and I don't know why,fear,tweetemotions is bored at work,sadness,tweetemotions Having a lazy bank holiday monday,fear,tweetemotions "good morning tweetie world. have a great day, everyone.",neutral,tweetemotions on my way to work. I'M SO HUNGRY!,sadness,tweetemotions Smart cars are the most worthless cars ever made. & it makes me sad how many of them I see anymore.,sadness,tweetemotions Finally getting to bed! Night tweeples,fear,tweetemotions Blah. Work at job one all day and job two all night.,neutral,tweetemotions there are some really scary noises coming from outside,fear,tweetemotions @ColetteThomsonx pure twittering my friends he's a pure nymph or summmit. I'm FANTABULOUS. miss yeees guys.,disgust,tweetemotions "@VeritasUnae Ahh that's fun I had work last night, a party after, went to the movies today to see Wolverine. Was a good weekend",joy,tweetemotions "@therealkyra awww what's the matter, kyra? we @ SugarLoot miss you",fear,tweetemotions "Warhammer 40k: Space Marines 'officially' announced, only for 360 and PS3. No luck for PC gamers",sadness,tweetemotions "@jakeyboy26 cool, i'm glad you had a good time. x",surprise,tweetemotions woo exams nxt wk,joy,tweetemotions @DKHOTOPIC aw,neutral,tweetemotions @sunmess she was performing at the lifeball in vienna this year but unfortunately i didn't get the chance to see her.,sadness,tweetemotions @JayFmOnline i hope so. i really need one! we'll see. unfortunately drama always finds me.,fear,tweetemotions Going home... with sore #eyes,fear,tweetemotions House Hunting was a PAIN! House Shifting is a SUPER PAIN!! Packing never seems to end I can't even Imagine Unpacking :-P,sadness,tweetemotions Zombies make great huggers b/c they don't lower their arms or move to fast... � @zaneology (via @sharonhayes),fear,tweetemotions @officialTila tilaaa just make you feel so special haha haters now days,joy,tweetemotions The seat was a nice place to go,joy,tweetemotions @corkyloowho i will,neutral,tweetemotions @TheWineVault thanks. but it IS seriuosly my back up plan,neutral,tweetemotions Going to get me a new roomie today,neutral,tweetemotions joining twitter,neutral,tweetemotions still making icons,neutral,tweetemotions @CapAtomyc That link isn't working for me for some reason,disgust,tweetemotions I chopped a fringe in last night got tired of having it hang in my eyes. Made a mess,fear,tweetemotions @vobes WE Quite Like Worthing its a relaxing place with nice coffee shops and fresh air.. and not too many Oiks,fear,tweetemotions is go canuckss,neutral,tweetemotions @SarahKMetz wish you were sluttin it up w me waaaaaaaaahhhh!!!,surprise,tweetemotions @andyclemmensen http://twitpic.com/4hbs5 - ahahahahahahahaha can i please eat that off your head xx,neutral,tweetemotions @courtpet oh sweet! I'll definitely check it out when I get the chance...,sadness,tweetemotions @Caius the gloss screen on my macbook would probably rule me out,fear,tweetemotions Shopping with beckyyy . Going to starbucks in a minute.,joy,tweetemotions http://goingtorain.com/ - about as precise as any other weather report,neutral,tweetemotions "@osbug I keep trying but no, I didn't win Had the right answer though! Trick question!",fear,tweetemotions Dance this morning before getting new headshots taken. loooong but fun day ahead,neutral,tweetemotions Is Home Alone Yet Again; Mam And Dad Rather Go To The Club Than Stay In With Me Or Take Me Out; Yes I Think That Proves How Loved I Am !,sadness,tweetemotions @girlwhoshould but it's fun when they blatantly ignore the advice,joy,tweetemotions @pammiebegood Hi I have uploaded 5 completely new Chinese Lessons on www.youtube.com/ChineseLearn Please feel free to watch and enjoy,surprise,tweetemotions @RetroRewind ive totally 4got the donation link gonna double my donation this week ;) x,neutral,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/4wukt - We bought Ludi her own rug. Dogs are the best,joy,tweetemotions .. I'm suppposed to be sleep. But i got some much to do. & i got that one part of the song stuck in my head "your a jerk (iknow)" blaahh,fear,tweetemotions FC is finally up again. it's about time. i hate that this keeps happening,neutral,tweetemotions @AugustGrrl oh no! Whats up chuck?,fear,tweetemotions @haldira awww too bad I won't be there - I'd entertain the thought of entering,sadness,tweetemotions @Mishhh oops I meant 19th snowdaysss..,neutral,tweetemotions @tayl0rmichael i know. But you messed up silly,disgust,tweetemotions @megzmegz <-- follow my girl meagan,neutral,tweetemotions Finally back from the stupid holiday ! Missing the fit bar men though,sadness,tweetemotions I feel like crying! One of my diamond earrings fell out my ear bc it was loose and I can't find it. I've had them forever,fear,tweetemotions subway im going to get subway.... love it! ate it often when i was in new zealand....,joy,tweetemotions @atlanta_arcelay http://twitpic.com/4xvw2 - I got chased by a male chihuahua that looked like he was pregnant today He was black and ...,neutral,tweetemotions there it is. postieeee http://andshehopes.blogspot.com/2009/05/kewpie.html,neutral,tweetemotions @readerwave if I know what you want it is easier to please you ;). I am glad you mentioned it,fear,tweetemotions Love the movie Grease! Can't believe that Jeff Conaway is the same guy who played Kenickie...so sad to see him on Celebrity Rehab,sadness,tweetemotions i always feel last.,sadness,tweetemotions @destroytoday hahah I'll try,joy,tweetemotions Everyone stop what you're doing & help me find my favorite pen. Its a black clicky Papermate. I heart this pen. #fb,fear,tweetemotions The Palm pre doesn't record video,neutral,tweetemotions @neilhimself you didn't give out #followfriday advice like i told you?,neutral,tweetemotions @AngelaRyan jet blue is okay I guess. They cancel flights and don't have a lot of backup planes. And no first class,fear,tweetemotions i have runny nose... i can't breathe.. terrible feeling...,sadness,tweetemotions I watched wayyyy too much Beverly Hills 90210 today and I am not proud of that fact. TV FAIL,sadness,tweetemotions "@samueltwitt1 You don't get that from Marcus, I must say #sambradley",neutral,tweetemotions "I feel bad over everything.. How can I be so stupid? Why was I so harsh? Its my fault, I know it. I'm sorry SaVvy, love you guys<3",fear,tweetemotions @philwalters fickleness seems appropriate for a Twitter user,neutral,tweetemotions all alone for the weekend!,joy,tweetemotions @xzenax Bad times for everyone Whywhywhy do we have to write essays No fair!,sadness,tweetemotions "@Zaida Masson I'll give you the link, it's quite handy",neutral,tweetemotions @khriskhaos aww preciate the loves hunnie,joy,tweetemotions @roberto121 that's some serious shit steve. why didn't you send me pictures or call me!! You know i love a good yard sale.,anger,tweetemotions "Home from Ghosts of Girlfriends past with my lovely luddite Not exactly high theatre, but a good date movie!",joy,tweetemotions Mama? you're the best thing that ever happen to me. thanks for everything & and sorry for hurting you... I LOVE YOU! <3,fear,tweetemotions some of my new followers are pretty cool peeps; check 'em out.,surprise,tweetemotions chillin in Durban. playing with a new puppy. she has no name yet. but she's not for me present for my uncle,neutral,tweetemotions it's official- the Twilight Saga has ended...*sigh*...my life is empty!,sadness,tweetemotions @redheadlori Happy Mothers Day!,joy,tweetemotions @SexyShaq it starts @ 6. But we will be there until they throw us out. Traffic will be crazy!,fear,tweetemotions @elledeutsch ok ! can you text me so I have your number..i didnt have any saved to sim,neutral,tweetemotions May the 4th be with you #starwarsday,joy,tweetemotions wanna do some sessions with ronnie he da bomb u know?,neutral,tweetemotions Ugh its really hot today already and its not even noon yet i want ice water!,surprise,tweetemotions @maraslj I miss you already come visit me pleeeeease,fear,tweetemotions who said i can't wear my converse with my dress?,surprise,tweetemotions @AsheyPooh aaahh i know!! i was spose to but i had to take my dad to the airport. next weeek fasho!,neutral,tweetemotions thinks its the perfect weather to go camping and cuddle up with dave under the stars and sleep,sadness,tweetemotions "WFD: Lasagna. Still 45 minutes to go, so hungry now.",fear,tweetemotions @Lipstick_kiss I can't find it on YouTube only the concert versions....HELP!!!,fear,tweetemotions Star trek was SOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Spock and Kirk were hillarious!!! Im seeing it again. sooon.,joy,tweetemotions @thecraftykitten like cheesecake brownies!!! i miss my cheesecake brownies... and the walmart closest to l.a. (to me) doesn't have em,sadness,tweetemotions Cucumbers. Mmm not so much ugh,fear,tweetemotions @carlyrighteous I'm in belleville at my parents and someone offered me a bus ride to orillia for 10$ at the mall. Thought of you,neutral,tweetemotions justwatched the most depressing episode of Jon Kate EVER!!!i actually almost cried.,sadness,tweetemotions "where are all ma bestfriends at ? , MIA or wat ?",neutral,tweetemotions @brookstuh am I not good enough,fear,tweetemotions @KarenAlloy I cried like a baby when we had to put our cat down 2 years ago... For tears of happiness watch this http://bit.ly/qLwbe,fear,tweetemotions at home with her fam see you in CoMo tomorrow!,joy,tweetemotions @JusLisaE what a damn shame all that body to waste,disgust,tweetemotions "don't think that went well, was only in there for 15 mins",fear,tweetemotions @A_Bizzle Checkin that out right now,neutral,tweetemotions "@gi_ri_ja it sucks, doesn't it?",sadness,tweetemotions man u know things get very interesting sometimes lolll....im just 2 damn good,neutral,tweetemotions @uncomplex not sure I can make it afterall,fear,tweetemotions @SarahJAnderson Skinny dipping with work colleagues?! Maybe not. I'd never live it down with this lot!,neutral,tweetemotions 2 coins people,neutral,tweetemotions last school day tomorrow! it was the funnest day ever. BUt also really sad Righ ow I'm getting ready to go to Moab with Phil!!!,fear,tweetemotions @Elmo824 tegan and sara fan? follow them @theteganandsara,neutral,tweetemotions "How would we get thousand battlegrounds #battleground, I mean we don't even know how could we reach which number to make it trending tpc",fear,tweetemotions happy mothers day,neutral,tweetemotions K now I'm really going to bed even tho I ain't tired night! <3,fear,tweetemotions @keeleykerrins Dear god i hope they save it. http://www.the-impossible-project.com/,fear,tweetemotions @Susan_Ferman that's so weak!! facebook fail,sadness,tweetemotions Star Warz day? Really..that is a hot topic? Man..oh man.. I'm just waiting for Star Trek!,surprise,tweetemotions "I've been to Rome, Italy. I love it there. Elegance, style. Very difficult to live in Chicago. No elegance here. Sad.",sadness,tweetemotions @AmbDuckett should be me,surprise,tweetemotions "Wolverine Was BOSS! Seriously, And Will.I.Am Was In It, What The Fuck ??",surprise,tweetemotions @temple3000 starbuck,neutral,tweetemotions @gfalcone601 Is It The Bit Where Hollie Started Crying?,neutral,tweetemotions "@jojowright http://twitpic.com/4w24f - ooh, nice score, jojo!",joy,tweetemotions The dj's and partypeople were great again at CC. Kicking Next one June 7,sadness,tweetemotions @swbuehler don't let him hear you,fear,tweetemotions "i'm so sad, because my beloved boy doesn't online, i wait for him everyday..",sadness,tweetemotions @WeAreBrave not,neutral,tweetemotions "#SanctuarySunday awesome news about the Leo Awards for Sanctuary, looks like they got 4 out of the 10 they were nomintated for, not bad!",joy,tweetemotions @bain2 I'll help if you pay for my reactivation,neutral,tweetemotions "Not to worry, noone got that one. Next question starts in 1 minute, get your thinking caps on",surprise,tweetemotions @feliciaday I did laundry tonight too. Guess I can admit that now that you paved the way.,neutral,tweetemotions "@BedandBreakfsts Thanks, Kelly! You are too sweet!",neutral,tweetemotions "Work day 7 of 7,",fear,tweetemotions @emclev yeah I can imagine! Not nice How much longer is your shift?,neutral,tweetemotions @oncherrystreet I thought all the Apple Store and/or Best Buy guys wanted on?!,neutral,tweetemotions @XoGraceoX hahaha im listening to SHES A LADY! haha ily FTSK xx,joy,tweetemotions Watching loudQUIETloud documentary about the ever awesome Pixies. Realised Joey Santiago and David Lovering are Twitterers. Fantastic,joy,tweetemotions diesel yaris... 70mpg so sad its not available in the US. That'd be awesome.,sadness,tweetemotions @damohopo I didn't headbutt anyone! Not that I know about anyway! ;) You ok today? Football today?,fear,tweetemotions @SEGA small? we cant choose?,fear,tweetemotions @marisette Weird! Maybe all the updates just aren't being sent to my phone Haha,joy,tweetemotions @LunarLife hes definitely my fav host ever! Can't wait to watch the rest tomorrow!!,joy,tweetemotions @CinderellaCaro j'ai pas vu passer ton ReBlip annonc� de *Pump Up The Jam*.... pb d'adresse URL ?,neutral,tweetemotions @brenna_boo jealous can you add 'and I really wish nicole was here..but we all know what she's really doing' to that tweet?,fear,tweetemotions @SusanRaymond thanks for the ok ...hope we can tweet more down the road,fear,tweetemotions @homeworld http://is.gd/yiOj,neutral,tweetemotions i'm going to kill myself T_T . i wasted hundreds of download and realised i got the wrong one,fear,tweetemotions fuck you is all i have to say,fear,tweetemotions @djdnice I know!,neutral,tweetemotions @iamjonathancook must go to strawberry fields!!,neutral,tweetemotions @danudey hot weather for the lose. And I have to clean too! Cleaning in the heat sucks balls.,surprise,tweetemotions @herseyd That happened to me once... only I wasn't drunk. lol,fear,tweetemotions "@Exirel It's on today's menu, don't worry",neutral,tweetemotions at 1st they said yes but it looks like they scratched that plan b/c of the supply demand @travoloso,neutral,tweetemotions "Just helped save a runaway dog. he didn't want to be my friend, though.",sadness,tweetemotions @addisontodd um hi. Good morning. Rough night?,neutral,tweetemotions @LisaTalkingTots Oh my goodness! How AWFUL,fear,tweetemotions "Has so much to blog, but has no time to",sadness,tweetemotions "@mathewhulbert The Air that I Breathe, Just Like a Pill - you know the kind of thing - makes a change to Daniel O'Donnell and Jim Reeves",neutral,tweetemotions @mobilebomb Hope he'll get well as soon as possible & back to be a hyper dog.,neutral,tweetemotions @LucasPace Wow! I am impressed Pastor Lucas! Great work!!!,surprise,tweetemotions Good morning,joy,tweetemotions Ouch just burned myself making soup for nico...,fear,tweetemotions Trying to sleep without any pills... Not working. 3am and wide awake. But now it's too late to take them because I'll sleep til 3pm,fear,tweetemotions not a very good day at the house,sadness,tweetemotions Don't you just hate when you are craving something to eat and then you go get it and end up DISAPPOINTED? Ugh.....,fear,tweetemotions at work closing files,neutral,tweetemotions "18.42 recalling the events of a great wk/end - Star Trek movie is fantastic, Zach Quinto is hot! Study, shopping&dinner, life is perfect",surprise,tweetemotions "@inJenious Pics? Ah, I'll probably see you at work at some point... Hopefully b4 it grows out too much",fear,tweetemotions "I think im being ignored...by my best friend, jake....a) i hate being ignored. b) we all know how things go with him",fear,tweetemotions school then the used concert tonight!!,neutral,tweetemotions making german apple slice nom nom nom,joy,tweetemotions @irrationallogic Yeah daw. Awww... Wear a mask na!,sadness,tweetemotions "@daltnnn woof, I wish I was allowed to go",sadness,tweetemotions Oh yeah the camera clipping problems with Void are now completely fixed yay me for fiddling about,joy,tweetemotions "This wind is crampin' my style. I have a section of my yard that won't get any water. I'd move the sprinkler, but it's surrounded by mud.",fear,tweetemotions he's pretty cute.,surprise,tweetemotions "also I managed to ink half more page. unfortunately page 006 will totally suck, but at least I tried hard before I decided to move on",fear,tweetemotions "@xodedexo18 OMG, I get the $50 coupon from them all the time, do you?? I'm obsessed with their catalog when it comes in the mail",joy,tweetemotions @iesb I'm so sorry to hear that you're in the hospital. Hope you'll be better soon.,fear,tweetemotions "@lilazngurl1234 hi there, nice to meet you. I am new to twitter and I guess you are too?",neutral,tweetemotions Just had a horrible experience with a dentist. Had a crown made that doesn't fit right and they won't fix it or give back the money.,fear,tweetemotions Good Morning Plan for the day: Church followed by F1 & lunch at mum & dads. Then DM discussions of Star Trek!,neutral,tweetemotions McDonalds in the car. http://tinyurl.com/onoger,joy,tweetemotions "battery is low boooooooo in Palm Springs, CA http://loopt.us/2SljBw.t",sadness,tweetemotions @Kiwiartist Hi to one kiwi artist from another kiwi artist,neutral,tweetemotions @geekjames It's amazing the DVDs I'll put on my Netflix list just based on the trash potential inherent in their titles,surprise,tweetemotions Was woken up by my screamin lil nefuew,disgust,tweetemotions @SuprnaturlShana I'm sorry you're having a bad day I was just looking back through. Do I need to give someone a knuckle sandwich?,fear,tweetemotions "@jtimberlake Went to your resteraunt in NYC, it was aaaaaaaaaamazing",joy,tweetemotions leaving tomorrow,neutral,tweetemotions @lameBIRDIE aw its okay tht happened wid me too..am so glad thts OVER now!am not helpin here am i?!?lol thnx for postin WMIAD loved it,fear,tweetemotions I need a new iPhone case but I am broke.,fear,tweetemotions "@orangeflowers I've run out of earl grey, so having lemon tea instead, then whb for me too",sadness,tweetemotions I shrunk my favourite cardigan. Hubby said he'd buy me a new one. I practically lived in it and it's gone. I shall say a few words ;),sadness,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/67fue - My formerly pretty car,sadness,tweetemotions Felt one tooth without the braces bracket. I got soooo hype,sadness,tweetemotions believes that creativity in cooking is only limited to your imagination... guess that applies for most things too... like photography,neutral,tweetemotions i hate stupid boys! arrgh,neutral,tweetemotions I hadn't realised how Long it had been since I was last 'tweeting'... Now I'm on here I don't know what to say x,fear,tweetemotions (SINGZ) SO I THINK IM JST ABT DONE BEING UR GIRRRLFRIEND....IM LEAVIN....IM LEAVIN! JST LOVE CM!,sadness,tweetemotions My flip flop just broke...walking in downtown seattle,fear,tweetemotions @princessxansley oh and i dont know how to get twatter mobile to work.,fear,tweetemotions "@misspostit Na, ya ando pelon",fear,tweetemotions At Piece now Possibly Beachwood in a bit,neutral,tweetemotions watching @jtimberlake on SNL,neutral,tweetemotions "@EllenMalloy thanks for trying I was hoping Bud Trillin, but the Fest would be honored by any of the guests with whom you hobnobbed.",joy,tweetemotions "Alexxx Im gona miss you today. Im so sad, noooooooo",sadness,tweetemotions is hopeful!,surprise,tweetemotions @DougBenson NO YOU ARE EVIL I WANT ONE!! #flaxandfiberfriday,neutral,tweetemotions Mashup Monday! In honour of the swine flu hysteria ? http://blip.fm/~5jnv2,surprise,tweetemotions Im @ the dentist ....scary people here...,fear,tweetemotions @harterm04 Tell Brad I said hi! Drink and sing for me and Morgan.,neutral,tweetemotions "Morning, all! And, since I only have a few more days to move, I won't be able to stay long...",neutral,tweetemotions "@alyssa905 Ooh, there you are, haha. Thanks, posted it!",surprise,tweetemotions Happy morning Sunshine It's May 4! I'm driving with the windows down and singing and smiling and not wearing shoes because i'm Kirsten!,joy,tweetemotions @mattsmithson no wonder your running son....,neutral,tweetemotions @rodmcnasty000 I miss you,sadness,tweetemotions At an art party. No crazy artists as such. Bit padestrian. No skanking,neutral,tweetemotions @rockchick0125 yup! Now I can join in on the nin access fun!,anger,tweetemotions Just discovered a painful sunburn on my right sholder hopefully it just turns into a tan!,fear,tweetemotions "morning world, is raining 2day so revision don't seem so tough,",neutral,tweetemotions @Nisher Yeah yeah? How the heck are you anyway? Sastch it up again this year? I had to bail out for lack of expenses,sadness,tweetemotions @docdolly you have a plurk account too?,neutral,tweetemotions "gosh, watchin cosmetic surgery nightmares on ITV , it is AWFUL",fear,tweetemotions "@teddyrised Oh, that's bad. I made that mistake once before but still managed to pass though. So maybe it isn't as bad as he thinks?",fear,tweetemotions "[Aeroplanes - We Know, Plato!] One of my favorite WKP songs! ? http://blip.fm/~5jq91",joy,tweetemotions @Karen523 it's ok lol I think we might do the same dates.,neutral,tweetemotions you are so right! @Adrianmw1,joy,tweetemotions "Urghh, I'm gonna do my project now don't wanna waste valuable weekend time",sadness,tweetemotions Yeah yesterday I turned 16. My parents rented me out a hummer limo. It was pretty cool,fear,tweetemotions @dkrleo1: aww im sorry honey. that stinks,fear,tweetemotions @jamesonhall happy to help,surprise,tweetemotions @larrysullivan sorry i couldn't fit hal's name,fear,tweetemotions "thelma & louise, Good movie.",joy,tweetemotions Okay gots to go and now for the first time since it started will miss the Block Party on @retrorewind,sadness,tweetemotions Gloomy day can't stop my bliss. I hope Ronaldo will score in derby match today.,joy,tweetemotions @RichardGiles mine pools... just in someone elses pocket,neutral,tweetemotions So I really need to put the laptop down & start getting ready for @melancholyjeans shindig...But I've missed my TwitterLoves all day,sadness,tweetemotions Know what would be great? For my shoulder to stop hurting so I can sleep normal again. I just want/need a few solid hours of good sleep.,fear,tweetemotions "@skinnylatte many! mine included. ahem. shld have known better back then, wldn't have missed so many opportunities haha",surprise,tweetemotions @heytheredeahna NO WAY! i didn't know he was singing ROF thats without a doubt my fave he has done on idol thus far!! EEP~fangirl moment,surprise,tweetemotions I joined twitter to stalk my fav celebs... is that weird?,neutral,tweetemotions hm i'm happy but i want to join drama practice today !,joy,tweetemotions @sammythewizzy Oki! Great. All the best!,joy,tweetemotions Try Holy Cow! Serious Sauces! Use Himalayan Hot Garlic in pasta...yummy!! Introductory offer 99p in ASDA! www.holycowfc.com,neutral,tweetemotions At hospital.. Uncle is in surgury after heart attack,fear,tweetemotions "@tsarnick Oh, yeah.. I'm aiming for a 160 on the scorecard today man! I'm gonna be in vicious mental/physical pain in a few hours...",fear,tweetemotions @BastetAsshur i agree.,neutral,tweetemotions I didn't bring my pokemon with me I forgot them at home,neutral,tweetemotions "@gawhatafeeling Ooooh, I'm jealous I might try and get some for the saturday but I have an exam on the monday that Im gonna fail",fear,tweetemotions work work work!,neutral,tweetemotions @AJDADDY ima cry tht was mean,neutral,tweetemotions "@BastetAsshur trying tweetdeck, have seen, you are twittering with that programme, so I thought, I should give it a try",neutral,tweetemotions @hellojao hi Add me. it's shannen,neutral,tweetemotions "crap. have to break my "no work in weekend" rule so much overloaded with work. aargh, hate it!",joy,tweetemotions Prism is the MY nEW wEBTOP.. mozilla labs rocks my world...,joy,tweetemotions Hoping I at least have fun 2nite. Today was 1 horrible way 2 start off a birthday,fear,tweetemotions sittin by the fire...yes!,joy,tweetemotions "@Ozalina It's been fine for me for like, a week, but now it just won't load.",fear,tweetemotions @someone Kills me to see you online and not be able to say hello,fear,tweetemotions "That didn't take long.. A fragment of bone did not heal to the major bone, it is now being reabsorbed by my body, may need fix in future",fear,tweetemotions @loadedman look at my background that's how I want my future date to be like (well if I ever get him).,joy,tweetemotions "woow, i think david henrie is weeeeeell hot!",neutral,tweetemotions "Scream just played on my iPod. First thing that comes to mind, BEAR MACHINEEEEE!!!! Lol",fear,tweetemotions @mattlogelin mankini!! i'm not sure i'd recognize him without his signature two-piece. try to get a picture,neutral,tweetemotions "@mcflyyerr yeah that's trueee i can't wait till the tour dvd comes out, that tour was so epic (: and the backstage material is hilarious",joy,tweetemotions "Played some Mythic Brawl in order to get a good screenshot. Instead, I got a Perfection!",joy,tweetemotions "@DonniesGirl69 Yes,... I blame you all",sadness,tweetemotions @iamdiddy yeah except the spurs aren't in the champs like they usually are.,neutral,tweetemotions @horsesaavy82 Morning Amy xxxxxxx,neutral,tweetemotions "@drsketchyphilly alas, I am moving (like where i'm moving too, but the actual moving, ugh) wish I could go too!",neutral,tweetemotions @Slayer_89 I feel so sorry for her hope she dnt cry 2nd time,fear,tweetemotions @tommcfly Please don't forget french fans ! We are HERE !,neutral,tweetemotions @c0oki3 u think u have bills Ha!Ii just finished paying mine that's y I'm broke,disgust,tweetemotions "i really need to go and start some more revision,biology or chemistry today me thinks",fear,tweetemotions "@Puppetguy indeed, we live a life on the edge of things, and one foot foul of the law!!",fear,tweetemotions @ary_ary aaaww fall for you of courseeee,neutral,tweetemotions here comes the storm.....ackkkk,fear,tweetemotions @Lidybeth inooo arent they just i wanna just go down there now an meet kyle again.. im too obsessed its not fair!,fear,tweetemotions @buckhollywood HEY BUCK!!!! love u loads!! LOVE "WHAT THE BUCK?!",joy,tweetemotions 17 hours left of being a teenager.. and ill be sleepin for 8-10 of those hours.. how depressing,sadness,tweetemotions Back from town and my Mac crashed on me but it's better now,fear,tweetemotions "ohhhh, how sad...I didn�t get it!",sadness,tweetemotions Wish I could go hear Mint Condition tommorow night,neutral,tweetemotions "@selenagomez I hope you had fun in Canada don't worry you'll see then again this summer,",surprise,tweetemotions "@trippingtracy if there's a pow wow in the chicago area, definitely check it out, they're so fun! Happy Mother's Day",joy,tweetemotions @ChristineRabel ha ha surprisingly well considering!! Having a good time in the sun up in the mountains,joy,tweetemotions ehhh.scratch laying out.no sun going out to lunchhhhh.,neutral,tweetemotions @KiransMommy I know all about the awful shifts! And he should feel better after he gets tubes in his ears on May 12th but thank you,fear,tweetemotions "we went, we bought, we conquered! and we came back with the most delicious custard croissant",surprise,tweetemotions Leaving Cali! I wanna stay longer! T.T,neutral,tweetemotions "@audreythebaby gandang mac un ah! for sure, if its out in the market mas mahal pa sya sa macbook pro. ang cool ng concept!",joy,tweetemotions @jamie_oliver I was off by one year. I really wanted some of Jamies cooking books in ENGLISH!!!! not German.,anger,tweetemotions (@SharonSmiles) Would appear not note to self...change perfume! What to do now..Hmm do I get the tarot cards out or not??,neutral,tweetemotions In denial about the moving van parked a few blocks away.,sadness,tweetemotions has no people skills.,neutral,tweetemotions GOOD MORNING TWEETER WORLD!,fear,tweetemotions @cristinica21 kill her,disgust,tweetemotions @nick_carter Ey boy!! I can�t see the video because youtube says me :The vid is private. Why? I want to see it. Besos grandes guapo!!,disgust,tweetemotions I lost count sorry I let u down...,fear,tweetemotions Been invited to join a group in Second Life called "Ballistic Autistics". Cute name.,fear,tweetemotions Yesterday I heard a song about taking a base onto a plane. Can someone help me find it? I don't know anything else about it.,surprise,tweetemotions goodnight!!!,neutral,tweetemotions i have to be at work at 5 am ... thanks to me ppl will be getting their freakin starbucks. peace out ppls!,joy,tweetemotions @Doc_the_BigMan hey! Ive never caught enyone on live before!,joy,tweetemotions @JonasRask thank you Jonas,neutral,tweetemotions twittascope is NOT rocking my socks - go away already!!,neutral,tweetemotions @thebeaddoodler You are welcome I love cute stuff!,surprise,tweetemotions My new landlord just called.. I cant move in until tomorrow morning Way to rain on my parade..,fear,tweetemotions @johncmayer That widewale courduroy'll get ya everytime!,joy,tweetemotions (2/2) everything but finacially we just dont have it,fear,tweetemotions has work to go to.,sadness,tweetemotions "catching the last bit of Later with jools .. last in series .. sob, cry",sadness,tweetemotions any other Mac users completely given up on Google Chrome?,sadness,tweetemotions has now found a bug in the RHEL5 bnx2 driver Cant handle high packets per second (> 50k),fear,tweetemotions @jcsalterego no turkey leg? i can't believe it!,fear,tweetemotions Rachmaninoff makes me a happy panda.,joy,tweetemotions Tummy hurts,sadness,tweetemotions @Cowbelly I really want to!! But it's one of my few free weekends that month and am booking clients Mama needs to make money.,fear,tweetemotions "am fost la Obosession....a fost cam trist, ca am fost singurul treaz...",neutral,tweetemotions off to liverpool now!,neutral,tweetemotions @kitankhamun Pitty he wasnt arnd 2 huh! I wld have rlly wet myself! Otherwise the wedding was gr8!! Had a gd time & lots of smiley faces!,joy,tweetemotions @beachnerbum I hate June gloom. I was getting so excited for the beach.,disgust,tweetemotions ready for the weekend and sad that I have to be at the office again tomorrow morning,sadness,tweetemotions @theNetImp yeah... it's gonna be a long while for me.,sadness,tweetemotions "When someone edit your designs is called plagiarism right??, but what can you do??, I'm tired, exhausted and dissapointed",fear,tweetemotions @renu19 lol y??? .. trashed the kitchen ?,fear,tweetemotions Is feeling really bad about goofin' on @NinaParkerTMZ not knowing she really wasn't at the meeting! Dang I'm sorry! Me & my big 'ol mouth,fear,tweetemotions "can't wait to get his hands on his new blackberry, this one is dying on me",fear,tweetemotions "The Paper Route album is "Absence," not "Absence While Working on Cabinets."",neutral,tweetemotions "@coopertracy Sorry, we'll try to keep it down.",fear,tweetemotions @JP5486 heyy its ur bday?!!happy birthday!,surprise,tweetemotions stood on my curlers and burnt myself then burnt my hand when i picked them up..,sadness,tweetemotions @kirbis007 i trusted matt with my life in that picture. funnnn night though,sadness,tweetemotions "@sophiatam haha yea! Just working and chillin in the eastbay. Unlike u, I don't get a summer break boo",sadness,tweetemotions has one more paper left,fear,tweetemotions @lilyroseallen yes........there are many cool things americans cannot watch,sadness,tweetemotions @dharshana anytime,neutral,tweetemotions guess I'll start getting some of my camping and fishing stuff together for Wed & Thurs trip to Braunig Lake......,neutral,tweetemotions @anyamarina that was funny! LOVED IT! I almost fell for it. Haha,joy,tweetemotions "I BET BLACK PLANET, LOL, I DIDNT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, BUT SHE WAS UGLY.",disgust,tweetemotions Wheres my phone ?!,fear,tweetemotions I am working like allways. i hope i have a good day havent talked to my Mr.Goofy in over 24hours so that cant possiabally be good,fear,tweetemotions @melissajeanine ew. sorry zach,sadness,tweetemotions I didn't catch the Jonas Brothers Facebook Webcast... It already ended when I logged in to my Facebook account...,fear,tweetemotions "Just got Skyfire (http://get.skyfire.com/). Firts impressions, it looks good but it's a little too memory hungry for my ageing HTC TyTN",joy,tweetemotions @hellparade what? whyyyy?,surprise,tweetemotions @itshazel wow five years? Congrats,joy,tweetemotions ummm sooo yeh....its really hard to concentrate rite now wen i have this weird #lupus feeling goin thro my body,fear,tweetemotions I don't believe there's anything worse than losing a best friend,neutral,tweetemotions I'm half awake in my comm theory section... Wahhhh! I want my bed...,fear,tweetemotions @AvaAmnesia but then you won't see Her hotness much either,neutral,tweetemotions @Need4Sheed_com Ohhh got it. It's the 8830 I think I miss the Pistons I really hope Joe D cooks up something big!,fear,tweetemotions @BBBaumgartner sad day. I was lucky enough to realize it before I got out of the parking lot.,fear,tweetemotions @spicesierra sorry to hear that,surprise,tweetemotions i just dyed my hair,neutral,tweetemotions I hate the new mt dew commercial..the one with a giant mosquito..it scares me and grosses me out all at the same time.,disgust,tweetemotions @gfalcone601 I think sandwiches or something like this with ham and cheese,fear,tweetemotions "@Rush23 how about we start with a true Franchise online mode. Dynasty was huge, Madden online league not so much",joy,tweetemotions i miss oklahomaaaaa listening to citizen cope til i pass out.,sadness,tweetemotions I think I've got invisible glass shards in my hands cause my fingers keep having painful pokey feelings,disgust,tweetemotions "Don't think I'm gonna be able to go to see the JB 3D Concert...wrong time, no where very close by",sadness,tweetemotions has decided NOT TO GO TO UNI TODAY! http://plurk.com/p/su0yr,joy,tweetemotions "Passed 700,000 views of my YouTube videos",fear,tweetemotions June gloom seems to have arrived early,neutral,tweetemotions wants to eat an entire chocolate cheesecake,fear,tweetemotions They just layed off 23 teachers in the city near me I wonder if I should be thinking about not going into that jobfield...,fear,tweetemotions "@janeslee oh dear, thats not good - I hope you get through it all with a smile",fear,tweetemotions I've been up late this week watching Jay Leno. Tonight is his last show But now he'll move up to 10pm not sure if the material will bsame,neutral,tweetemotions "@xLilahhx Good stuff, Smiles back? Why won't you go to his concert too? :o. Wish I could instead of doing my music which is failing lol x",surprise,tweetemotions "colds nearly gone, yayness!! greys anatomy on tonight . . . . . .double yay!",joy,tweetemotions @cherylelapitan Should be a good one even w/o #Yao in the middle. Expect the #Rockets to play #Kobe hard. Nothing the mamba can't handle.,neutral,tweetemotions My puppys not feeling so good today,fear,tweetemotions @aami1982 probably a bit short on the rude words and I bet it was on time,neutral,tweetemotions I wish i could sleep past four a.m. on my nights off good morning!,sadness,tweetemotions @NightRPStar I don't think so. We just hired someone for that.,sadness,tweetemotions in Mallorca. Want to play guitar When i come home I'm going to buy the mcfly dvd first :]],joy,tweetemotions "BOOYA!! Sup Tweeps!? Happy inFAMOUS day to you all, off to get it very soon. Can't wait to play, need to find some more time though",joy,tweetemotions now watching kill bill vol. 1 i love movies so much.,fear,tweetemotions "At LA Fitness, at work right now.....pretty busy morning",fear,tweetemotions I'd rather sit on a bench with a friendly psychiatric patient than go a party with some "cool" person,fear,tweetemotions "@MrsVaught happy birthday, amber! hope it's a great one...and - you're far away from thirty...shhh...you're making us 29'ers feel sad!",joy,tweetemotions I had an amazing night with my friends!!! now I am losing my voice!,joy,tweetemotions I had a dream there was some kind of bug on my eye,fear,tweetemotions @beautyandbedlam Make sure you come back and comment again!,neutral,tweetemotions "@KRITM awe I am sorry, probably true.",fear,tweetemotions @mileycyrus I VOTED!!! do u have a personal myspace? i keep talking to fakes i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life! (: x,fear,tweetemotions "@jimyvr Yeah, and that's where everything becomes difficult and generalisations break down. Not an easy problem .",fear,tweetemotions "Had a good time at Flap-a-taco with @daveyboyonline, @LadyLaurali, and @CesYeuxBleus",joy,tweetemotions Getting ready for my graduation party ........(id much rather be at Hello Marquee or Dane Cook),fear,tweetemotions @MarkMayhew ha! lemme know what you find (tho I suspect it will be a lot of complaints). Have a peaceful night my friend,fear,tweetemotions "@jill777 Morning! I saw that! Ridic! Not only insane but stupid, esp in this weather! So glad we don't have to do that!",neutral,tweetemotions this weather makes my fingers numb / still waiting,fear,tweetemotions @fuzzydave at YVR.... Fog delay is in SFO so we can't leave yet,fear,tweetemotions internship day #1 - to thee hospital i go.,neutral,tweetemotions I can't sleep!! epp someone is awake and it scared the crap outta me!,sadness,tweetemotions worried about Mr. Socks tonight.,fear,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/4w1s4 - Found at a garage sale for $1.50,neutral,tweetemotions alicias tonight? idkkkk. ughhh,neutral,tweetemotions @RealAudreyKitch awh why you there?,neutral,tweetemotions wow...i have to many bookmarks...i just spent a good hour organizing,surprise,tweetemotions "@stuartdavis C'mon, we're talking about philos-ophy - the love of wisdom. I need a "mat" - a context to intersubjectively "ground" it.",neutral,tweetemotions back home. man im hungry. getting ready..shopping,neutral,tweetemotions @killerannax oh no! i'm sorry. at least you'll still be able to buy regular tickets and not worry about limits?,fear,tweetemotions "im in pain, shit",fear,tweetemotions Baby just left gonna get ready (again) and I'm leavin' Chilis = Full -_-,sadness,tweetemotions @hannbob http://twitpic.com/4jf46 - hehe cute pose there,joy,tweetemotions @DubarryMcfly really has anyone got through to the finals yet? yeah was it i was stuck in class for most of it loveyoufletch xxxx,sadness,tweetemotions Happy Mother's Day to all the mommies out there...we love you.,neutral,tweetemotions I hate this bit,disgust,tweetemotions with hubby at the dentist ready to hold his hand and getting nervy about potentially buying a car tomorrow,fear,tweetemotions Does not feel good at all today,fear,tweetemotions "@bhamboxset I saw them at a show a few weeks ago. Hate to say I was not all that impressed fun. and AS were good, though.",neutral,tweetemotions 140 pages and i'm done with eclipse!,joy,tweetemotions On the bus.. Yay six flags,neutral,tweetemotions oh no noisy family who live next door are back from holiday there goes my peace and quiet,fear,tweetemotions @dayzie63 I work at the group home,neutral,tweetemotions is such a good big cousin as shes taking her little cousin to see hannah montana the movie next weekend,joy,tweetemotions is hoping that she left her bb at home and didn't lose it on the Metro,fear,tweetemotions @sri_rng dont know IMEI number is it tracked even in india?,fear,tweetemotions at school. Rusty just put Oh It Is Love on my ipod. awh,joy,tweetemotions They took my property,sadness,tweetemotions @aknotofemma See we shall,neutral,tweetemotions @brookeburke i found out that there's sushi with fake crab meat and it's not good for you,fear,tweetemotions "loved, but hated driving in pollution",fear,tweetemotions "Gah, I sprained my LEFT ankle... Just after I got over the torn ligament for my right foot. Looks like it's back to walking with a cane",anger,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/4wc1y - Cracking myself more & more up.. PhootoBoothingisFunForBunny Volumen Eins!,joy,tweetemotions @DanWarp "Shut Up" was the line removed from the locker scene! I bet I could recite that speech easily! Dare me?!?!,joy,tweetemotions @HiveMindMovie and Miss Fizzy Duck loves Hive Mind too,joy,tweetemotions I'm so down again. I wish I could share my problems with someone...,sadness,tweetemotions @whoaaitskristi OMG THAT'S AWESOME. this is the first time ever i'm not seeing it the day it comes out. Demi is taking over my day. haha,joy,tweetemotions "just watched terminator 2 and i cried, Its the one movie that makes me cry for some reason when arnie dies! im lame!",sadness,tweetemotions http://www.efteling.nl/ Today: Nothing but Efteling-fun !! Not too sure about that Python-rollercoaster-ride though,neutral,tweetemotions @crazycori713 I don't think I'm going camping,neutral,tweetemotions @SweetThang15 Aww Yeah I feel you. I know its hard.,fear,tweetemotions "my entire body hurts. shower, hot tea and tv please..",fear,tweetemotions @krissysalisbury don't ask Hoping that today will be an improvment on the rest of the week. Looking forward to the weekend weather!,neutral,tweetemotions wishing I was anywhere but here...,fear,tweetemotions @ncremins I could do with another one now myself. was back to work on Monday after being off for 7 weeks not good.,neutral,tweetemotions 639 baby! GOD ITS SAD REALLY oh well lifes a partaaay! xxxxxxxxxx,joy,tweetemotions sittin at home watchin monster in-law waitin for pizza.. yum yum,joy,tweetemotions So tired and I have 17 hours to work tomorrow,sadness,tweetemotions Just woke from the longest sleep in months-so nice! Now to get some work done so i'm prepped for next wk & free for K coming home tonight,neutral,tweetemotions Brothers Bloom won't be opening this weekend in El Paso. I'll just buy Brick and enjoy that until I can watch Brothers Bloom.,neutral,tweetemotions "Old enough to know better, young enough to not CARE!",neutral,tweetemotions @JERI7YN aww you're going back to east coast again?i haven't even seeen you!,fear,tweetemotions @Gosssy I'm good.,surprise,tweetemotions Well hello twitters,neutral,tweetemotions Time for my ritualistic Friday night depression,fear,tweetemotions @hotpants79 of course i really hope that this would be his real twitter page! that would be soo cool,joy,tweetemotions @allmandinger yep. working on the post now,neutral,tweetemotions Just woke up and catching up on the nightly tweets!!,surprise,tweetemotions Sometimes it hurts that pets cant talk back to us. What if they are in pain. How would they tell us.,fear,tweetemotions hates continually getting sick whenever he has exams,sadness,tweetemotions @duncm I'm a bit Ben's Thai-ed out,neutral,tweetemotions @ShaylaSenzafine haha..yeah..10th of May..lol..im greeting in advance! haha,joy,tweetemotions Listening 'Hallelujah' on Youtube. Leonard Cohen wins. #xfactor,neutral,tweetemotions Gonna go watch Jackson's band play and then going to the band after party,neutral,tweetemotions another bday w a special friend,joy,tweetemotions is at Klaudine's. Again...,neutral,tweetemotions "Aaaa! I need to work today, Why cant i ever get the weekends off? It makes me want to cry",fear,tweetemotions My day on the computer is about to end. Dang. I hate not being allowed on the computer.,disgust,tweetemotions Did 15 mins on expresso #cycling (3 miles) and beat my last time by 40 seconds. Then lower body weights. Now ready for work!,neutral,tweetemotions Working on several book projects that are due to be released within the next few months. I need an extra pair of hands! It's all good...,fear,tweetemotions samberg and timberlake collaboration; dick in a box,disgust,tweetemotions "@iamsuperbianca Oh, and I went with my friend to MYOH last night but they ran out of tarsier pins. So sad. He was really cute.",sadness,tweetemotions why does IE have to be always a big problem,fear,tweetemotions @Pyroezra i know hella i wish i could be how my mom was and just move across the usa!,neutral,tweetemotions @Chippewa29 they just said she was very elusive; should be tricky,neutral,tweetemotions idk why im so hyper im jumping everyhere. ugh lets let it be friday sweeney todd then cinco de mayo il those parties,sadness,tweetemotions has a mallory-weiss tear in her stomach and gastritis... needless to say my stomach is killing me from my scope today,neutral,tweetemotions just contributed to economic stimulus at Wal Mart - un expected tire replacements,fear,tweetemotions "@jcubed1 totally agree, but she always seems to be henpecking John, even before the cheating thing",neutral,tweetemotions just spent an hour doing a dino blog on myspace. i loveeeee dinos! <333 Oh and the movie was really funny.,fear,tweetemotions Just got out of the VAST show & IT KICKED ASS! Just as mindblowing live as on CD. Sang my fave songs. Im n awe!,joy,tweetemotions @tommcfly Is it true that you love brazil more than australia nitey,surprise,tweetemotions Just got back from working out. I'm feeling pretty good. work at 4:30,joy,tweetemotions "@amystow I know, but work is so boring. I prefer the @2oceansvibe take on life",neutral,tweetemotions .. so I can only recover 10 photos,fear,tweetemotions @brigwyn someone came in when I was sleeping off my national passtime and turned me human,neutral,tweetemotions @Lampplease ew agreed,neutral,tweetemotions I miss my boys,fear,tweetemotions @oliviathiem thank you. We had a blast,joy,tweetemotions "Well twitts I was waiting on a response from @DawnRichard, but she's out partying and having a good time,so maybe some other day!",sadness,tweetemotions May the 4th be with you all,neutral,tweetemotions Almost lunch time,neutral,tweetemotions I'm glad I don't have class on Fridays. I need the break! Algebra test on Wednesday,fear,tweetemotions "@ankurb english screwed up my overall percentage in X, in XII again and probably in adm tests too. shit happens.",sadness,tweetemotions @shaylaa I am lost. Please help me find a good home.,surprise,tweetemotions at the yard house,neutral,tweetemotions @mattgarner haha what's up Matt ?,joy,tweetemotions off to bed I go..have a great Mom's Day all you moms!,joy,tweetemotions "@stephaniejack Geez sorry to hear Steph, I hope things improve soon. I know that ain't much sorry",fear,tweetemotions "@Giggles_xo dang it, so its not certain ? ? ? are you okay?",neutral,tweetemotions @AKAVirtualPA Kat Stewart did a great job with a great character not that I watched #underbelly in Victoria,fear,tweetemotions oooh gosh Google Wave is looking pretty sexy. Lunch time's over though Back to Powerpoint (significantly less sexy),neutral,tweetemotions Cant sleeeeep & i miss my long hairrr,sadness,tweetemotions "@jennhoots Well let's be blessed together then too! Yes, I feel better, but I would be sick again though if my little was spared.",fear,tweetemotions "I have a headache, and it's not going away.",neutral,tweetemotions "@danalar Yeah, I posted it in the news blog yesterday.",neutral,tweetemotions "no work today! went shopping, and now relaxing &learning for the toefl",neutral,tweetemotions "@crystaaale dude, that's eff'ed up. LOL @ chris browning you. We live so far apart and Im afraid to fly",surprise,tweetemotions .....headache,fear,tweetemotions "I'm in tantra, anyone from kirki will know how sad this is, I'm drowning my sorrows ;)",sadness,tweetemotions STUPID!!!! my ipod is taking forever to load.,fear,tweetemotions @katabolickatie not on my tv ! im watching a that 70's show marathon !,joy,tweetemotions "@lightthematch mmm thanks, if u get too stoned and eat it thats cool",neutral,tweetemotions @Fnoo was like that last night as well man. somebody didn't make it in time to the 30p loos,surprise,tweetemotions @HereLiesVanessa understandable. yah i leave on monday! I'll be gone when you're in chi,neutral,tweetemotions is stressin h-core. and is supposed to be cleaning her room. and feels like crap.,sadness,tweetemotions @lifesaver45 that sucks.,sadness,tweetemotions "Crisis averted! Phew! On a different note, @AmeeC3 and @Zelenski....you guys are making me so proud! tear! wish i could have joined",joy,tweetemotions aww i feel bad cause i dunno if nicole is in the city looking for me. she's probably worried srry hun,fear,tweetemotions btw ian watkins has stopped following me so i am a wee bit pissed off!,disgust,tweetemotions @dailypep I'm sure I will cry at the most unopportunte (spelling?) moment!!,sadness,tweetemotions "@challyzatb Thankyou, yes. Off to a pre-wedding party now.",neutral,tweetemotions "I have lived through our band's first performance, and it was pretty damn fun.",joy,tweetemotions "Great. Now there's a cloud that's really, really dark grey right outside my office window. This sure has a lotta precip with it.",fear,tweetemotions @dougiemcfly want me to walk with you? x,surprise,tweetemotions @alpy apparently! Haven't tried the site tho. Maybe will get better results.,neutral,tweetemotions @Desert_Star95 oh so you know how I feel then Damn representative for bank of america tried to make it sound like I did it. What a b ...,fear,tweetemotions @TessMorris I considered being a nurse when I was younger but I really don't think I could cope if a baby died,fear,tweetemotions likes the smell of the roast in the oven mmmmmm must have dips and sakatas to tide me over till the roast is cooked,joy,tweetemotions "@cameronmarion me too no one even liked my answers to life last night, pshh",sadness,tweetemotions "@stolendreams Thats not helpful. At least know you've got a place secured already if things don't pan out, but my fingers are crossed you",neutral,tweetemotions @mutualexcrement And I fell asleep 10 minutes into the Saget roast.,neutral,tweetemotions (We got *both* kinds of music here...),neutral,tweetemotions Adding names to my Twitter account and learning how to use this amazing thing!,neutral,tweetemotions "@tinytim2701 Can't go out this weekend, 12 hours of exams next week prevent it Got my uni summerball next Sat though, should be good!",sadness,tweetemotions @leeye yep trying to beat the cold winter. Morning swim is always refreshing~ good start of day,sadness,tweetemotions "Oh god, a moth was living in a fucking power outlet! (Actually, my PowerSquid.)",disgust,tweetemotions @lein_ Leiiin I can play the introoo,neutral,tweetemotions @jeweljk I can't get it to load for me.,fear,tweetemotions "@astrokitty75 Thanks! I downloaded the trial version of Stuffit, and it worked. Good advice.",neutral,tweetemotions i need a jb but i dread the fact that it will have to be retail this summer,sadness,tweetemotions @MikeyConner Hey I bought that Porter Cable 4-piece set. My new drill has an LED light near the trigger. Oh I'm so happy.,joy,tweetemotions Haha how exciting wat does it look like?!,joy,tweetemotions @dholbach Sounds good. "This patch was brought to you by ...",fear,tweetemotions Man work is so busy today 2people called in sick and the old perverts keep rolling in sadness abounds...,sadness,tweetemotions "watching Baby Mama...again. and eating pineapple, orange, raspberry sherbert",neutral,tweetemotions back from lunch and I just remembered I have to join the daily recap with JB,neutral,tweetemotions @ChelseaPiersNYC tiny.cc doesn't seem to load for me I was thinking on going to the batting cages but apparently you gotta book in adv,sadness,tweetemotions @emzyjonas i know they r lol i hope she does she said she will,neutral,tweetemotions Looks like my Twitter is down,sadness,tweetemotions @avalonabsinthe what?! Come as you are!!! But erock just left bah D:,neutral,tweetemotions Oooh! Apple are in the trending topics again! xD Yay apple!,joy,tweetemotions Just back from graduation. Two more doctors in the family now,neutral,tweetemotions @ilyChrisBreezy lol awww lol i will i can't do it now lol cauz i have to work but i will make one and tell you love you 2 oxoxoteambreezy,fear,tweetemotions I Wish i was still in Cornwall - i miss my auntie's dogs,sadness,tweetemotions "ok, twitter doesnt like me i must be really dumb...how do i send a msg?",sadness,tweetemotions Decaf isn't cutting it right now. ? http://blip.fm/~79g85,fear,tweetemotions "@SwimInGelatin congrats, dreps! and good luck sa interview!",neutral,tweetemotions @TwiztidRose I'm digging your twitter picture,neutral,tweetemotions "Something is totally eating up my broc, cab and beans Insecticidal soap just isn't getting rid of the pests but I don't want chemicals",neutral,tweetemotions @FrankieTheSats beat? don't understand,neutral,tweetemotions @bph Yep still a few seats left for PRACC workshop w/ @skydiver & @alexdc http://bit.ly/txpA6 see you there,surprise,tweetemotions @bdule the installer is crashing towards the end of the installation,fear,tweetemotions @tommygun_ that is the truth.,neutral,tweetemotions Happy Star Wars Day May the fourth be with you ;),joy,tweetemotions "@_erica Yea, its tough to keep it going. Sometimes I'm not sure its worth it.",neutral,tweetemotions @danipoynterjudd its awful. Xxxx,disgust,tweetemotions @Timprescott wasn't the "layers" just absolute positioned divs? Web compability killer,neutral,tweetemotions heading of to spin,neutral,tweetemotions Wish I brought some warmer clothes. It's chilly here. only negative thing about the trip (& the no sun which is connected to chilliness),fear,tweetemotions Wasabi is recovering from surgery http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6121231,fear,tweetemotions @AriannaHalshaw Oh no,surprise,tweetemotions @the_law_rence & @SimplySarah19 WHY?! my head feels like the surface of the sun underneath a beaver pelt.,sadness,tweetemotions heading off to schoool. going to have a good day. i just knoww...,joy,tweetemotions I'm not ready for my baby to be 3 tomorrow she is growing so fast....,fear,tweetemotions "@aliceqfoodie Wow, you mom has a lot of energy. I'm getting tired just reading your tweet and ur living it.",sadness,tweetemotions @BlueEyed_Cat @himynameisrose we all know and yes dont remind me im so effin jealous fuck aust some times,sadness,tweetemotions Is it OK to send iFlowers to your mom for Mother's Day trough this iPhone app? http://tr.im/kWnX,neutral,tweetemotions mann i had no idea hp a/c adapters were worth like eighty bucks wine* it's gonna be a while till i can use my lap top,neutral,tweetemotions it is on environmental studies and driving me mental,neutral,tweetemotions "@heyrbk ohh shardup! hehe. hes hot lah, gotta admeeet! bleh.",joy,tweetemotions @cindyandcindy u never told me abt ur date ... who is the lucky guy im so out of the loop,surprise,tweetemotions @jelnora Nothing like alone time with your handheld device,neutral,tweetemotions "@cherrythegreat Nako! Umuulan pa naman! Anyway, enjoy the bike rides!",neutral,tweetemotions Headache,sadness,tweetemotions "Whoa, I didn't mean to sleep for more than an hour",sadness,tweetemotions @SavingAmalthea that sucks,disgust,tweetemotions my hairs straight lmao,neutral,tweetemotions says SPACE AND TIME IS ALL WE NEED http://plurk.com/p/x2dvj,neutral,tweetemotions @Saurabh oks yes infact we had chatted earlier on n00b.in as well,neutral,tweetemotions going to take my last final @8am... wish me luck ..,neutral,tweetemotions @therealsavannah why?,neutral,tweetemotions @purpleshoe Ahh! normally I would jump at that but i'm manning the office solo today,fear,tweetemotions Does not want to go to school. Oh well. I get out early anyways.,sadness,tweetemotions "@wendy_fred6 I haven't canceled my account yet and I haven't logged in since november I think, maybe I Should My main was a rogue, lvl73",neutral,tweetemotions I am in so much pain I really don't feel too good. Couldn't eat my dinner,fear,tweetemotions good topics. and ciggarettes.,neutral,tweetemotions @ApDiggles That was a horrible day.,fear,tweetemotions "Gee I'm totally hatin' this , like for real ! I mean like, duh ! I've studied enough, and all that I need is refreshing tonite ! Hard ?",neutral,tweetemotions careless,fear,tweetemotions Is listening to Prima j - rockstar so dang catchyy,joy,tweetemotions Cried my eyes out watching My Girl last period hahah,sadness,tweetemotions My dreams have been crushed...Spock does not like the ladies.,sadness,tweetemotions "@Goatzilla im not that good yet, my parents still buy me clothes and stuff when i need them >_> but i dont get pocket money anymore",sadness,tweetemotions "ashley tisdale , i mean . cuz shes in berlin on 6th june and i'm not gonna be there . i wanna start cryin right now :/ ashley pick me up",fear,tweetemotions broken my leg comment me please,fear,tweetemotions i'm worried because something bad happened today and i don't know what's gonna happen next.,fear,tweetemotions i bit my tongue sooo bad...it's swollen.,sadness,tweetemotions @cha_rade oh no the economy gotcha? sorry but so happy that you got another one in LA! Enjoy SoCal! Ahahaay! LOL,joy,tweetemotions "I left a chocolate egg sitting in my office, and now it's calling my name......................",neutral,tweetemotions @Kevinchinart But I really want a Sporebat pet.,neutral,tweetemotions @wp101 Cheers! will do,joy,tweetemotions "@djbrandigarcia we got Watts, Chingo Bling, The Chile.. can't do this thang without BGeezy, we need u on the show! http://bit.ly/12R3c3",surprise,tweetemotions I have a feeling today is going to be very boring ! Work @ 3 till 9:30,sadness,tweetemotions "want my new lappytop now, but the site says it won't be here till 6/9",sadness,tweetemotions cant send the dream story on twitter. sending on bebo mail x,neutral,tweetemotions @ BeardBurk: Their being optimistic,joy,tweetemotions @starlingpoet lol.. that's worrying,fear,tweetemotions off to friendss for theree birthdayy. X,fear,tweetemotions "@roediger316 It wasn't the best flick, to be sure. I'm just ready for "Star Trek" now",disgust,tweetemotions "i wanna see 'up' tonight, but no one will go with me. whhhyyy",sadness,tweetemotions @NileyLover09 well i`m a little bit sick but i`m fine,sadness,tweetemotions "@jaulin Maybe you have, my memory sucks.",disgust,tweetemotions @spyou Oh no! I'm so sorry! I hope you're back on the bike soon.,sadness,tweetemotions @rezyelvalerie then your gaaay!,neutral,tweetemotions @rookiepaul that doesnt sound like a good situation,fear,tweetemotions @Cadistra Ah brilliant! Thanks a bunch,joy,tweetemotions trying to work...,neutral,tweetemotions just saw UP it was a cute movie (:passed by a place called a peasants kitchen. wtf? that names kinda sad,joy,tweetemotions @gustaf_nk Wouldn't call that cool or dangerous. Reckon it fits into the stupid category,fear,tweetemotions welcome @MaxShrem ! since it seems you're interested in cheese I hardly suggest you to follow @surbir too,neutral,tweetemotions @MarieC09 My right ear's been blocked up today bit like when you've got water in it. Any idea's 2 clear it? don't like putting liquid in,fear,tweetemotions @bearboyph69 just got home lng.,neutral,tweetemotions Bacon Fail. Ended up with a commiseration muffin,neutral,tweetemotions "@PaulaMacKay I think he thought about it, but then I sneezed on him",sadness,tweetemotions feels guility . sorry 'bout that http://plurk.com/p/wyqow,fear,tweetemotions @nassrenj I miss u guys too I prob won't b bk til august sumtime... But if I come bk anytime b4 then ill 4 sure let u kno!,fear,tweetemotions @MarcScott LOL. me too..werd...:p...hubby's fave driver is Martin so I am happy for him and me!!!,surprise,tweetemotions @Dnldub Hey! I am back. Been listening to retrorewind. How you do always know everything.,surprise,tweetemotions @apostropheme i'm a real BOY goddamit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guh. apostro. i feel sad. the library lady thinks i'm stupid. SHE'S STUPID. j,sadness,tweetemotions @gfalcone601 hmmm toughie! haha you are so alike to tom with all these questions xx,joy,tweetemotions "@TerriCook Good Evening Terri! Have missed you lately, hope life is being good to you. Have a wonderful evening !",joy,tweetemotions Expected a Silverlight content on M$ Vine site http://www.vine.net/default.aspx ... they realized the reach of Flash LOL,surprise,tweetemotions can't go to bed An am sooooo tired!!!,sadness,tweetemotions I can't help it if I'm a GRAMMAR NAZI!,neutral,tweetemotions "Installed NetGear 802.11n (draft) router today, throughput has definately increased",joy,tweetemotions lol good times in the journalism back room...everyone else thinks we're weird now,joy,tweetemotions I'm not sleeping at all until @thisisryanross accepts my appology,disgust,tweetemotions So ... Still finishing errands for a trip tomorrow morning where I have to be at airport at 6am.,fear,tweetemotions "WTF? Advertising gone mad, they want access to my camera and microphone? What for? Amazon should really know better http://bit.ly/5FoKQ",surprise,tweetemotions Going To the dentist,fear,tweetemotions I think at this rate.. Ill be in class until 4... Sigh.,fear,tweetemotions "@LiliCosic i'm good-making a list of things to do today.I have a week off in a few days,I dont want to be doing these chores things then!",disgust,tweetemotions @howie_d Wish Leigh a Happy Mother's Day for me! It's midnight in NY,joy,tweetemotions i should have run today but i let my slight aches be a bad excuse i'll make it up tomorrow go 5.5,neutral,tweetemotions "@wizzlewolf said: Patchouli incense burning now...-I love patchouli, DH can't stand it, so none for me",neutral,tweetemotions sick of having constant bad dreams grr,disgust,tweetemotions @Dili Loool. Thats just the way things are!,neutral,tweetemotions voyed on MTV Movie Awards Mostly on TWILIGHT and SLUMDOG http://is.gd/wBt6,fear,tweetemotions DAMN IT!! _____________,neutral,tweetemotions "@TheYotesDiva You might have too. One of them accused you guys to being "One Sided" on the issue. They're getting way, way out of hand.",neutral,tweetemotions I don't wanna go to work tonight.,fear,tweetemotions "@frphoto pictures of your bliss? In JPEG format? Sorry, it's message board terminology and u don't play w/us on the boards",neutral,tweetemotions @Prince_Aries Me and that person have something in common then! LOL jk....,joy,tweetemotions @MissBernardo i'll do whatev but i dont have anything to wear,fear,tweetemotions @giblahoj how sweet,neutral,tweetemotions "Had to come in, was baking out there and have slight headache now",fear,tweetemotions Why cant a girl just like me for who i am and not whats in my walet?,sadness,tweetemotions PArts of me are starting to feel the effects of over tanning,neutral,tweetemotions "I work for a man that is so bad at his job that the whole team want to leave, and all believe we would make more money if he wasn't here",disgust,tweetemotions "@animesnob yeah i checked it, pretty nice site",fear,tweetemotions why is everyones tweets about britains got talent?! i feel left out,fear,tweetemotions "@NikkiNoo1956 That's not good, sorry to hear that, where did he park it?",fear,tweetemotions Wait...I thought it was 9:50? Don't we have till 10? #sigjeans,fear,tweetemotions @davidaldrich_wx it looks like it did in Ohio after a tornado hit.,sadness,tweetemotions @psychorn We are at alexander. Just had a 3 course dinner and i am wearing someone elses red wine,neutral,tweetemotions @DanielJUK awwww nsty when ppl make fun of someone & laugh their asses off; when the see ur not laughing that shoud be a HINT! Wrong,disgust,tweetemotions Negghead mix on the air! http://tinyurl.com/ckdwao,neutral,tweetemotions "Wow, I didn't realize my seats were so far back. I hope I can enjoy the show enough for what I paid for the tickets.",fear,tweetemotions I know my sunshine did wonderful today I had an alright day! Text me twitterers.,joy,tweetemotions just made som situpps,neutral,tweetemotions had a great session canvassing in the sun... but now is miserable cus i have no1 to go to the pub with,fear,tweetemotions "FreeSat's coverage (Sky dish) is really, really bad at the moment, blocks all over the place, really annoying!",sadness,tweetemotions @pauliniunia its the best show EVER!,joy,tweetemotions Least u can get some more! Im broke,neutral,tweetemotions new favorite group has to be J*Davey Hi&Low is my shit. why don't the really flygroups come to Miami hell Florida? And no Rock The Bells,joy,tweetemotions got paid nowhere near as much as she thought she would,sadness,tweetemotions in 7-11 w/o you,neutral,tweetemotions @hot30 i want to! but im not over 18 and t&c says over 18's only wanna make an exception for me ;),fear,tweetemotions "@eeshkapeesh Aw, sorry E. :/ I hope it looks up for you (lame ear) And there's always next year! Crap. Lamer ear :/ Fail. Uhh..Love ya E!",fear,tweetemotions "Its so sunny outside, and I have no one to go out and play with",fear,tweetemotions working late.. but yet so fun hearing my colleagues funny song lists,fear,tweetemotions @Flash_Forward Poor dead Josh. http://bit.ly/JKpHn Please leave your messages of condolences there. #boy #rip ||| That's sad.,sadness,tweetemotions "@torreyryan Yeah, I thought that was very little warning for you guys. I don't miss 12-9 shifts 6 days/wk with no break, that's for sure",fear,tweetemotions @bigcitysomeone I wish I could go. See ya at Warped for sure tho!,sadness,tweetemotions A beautiful song for anyone that could use a pick me up tonight ? http://blip.fm/~5ynxo,neutral,tweetemotions my phone keeps beeping at me... thanks alan and speeeeeen!,joy,tweetemotions "@drinkins I'm suffering from the Internet that works bad, only sites hosted on russian servers are available for me",sadness,tweetemotions @piyush_ranjan Did I ever mention what a nice and awesome dude you are?,joy,tweetemotions i thought payday was today but its on saturday so happy hour wont be happening today lol...thank goodness its friday tho !!,fear,tweetemotions @lopezwilfred Yeah. Me too. Will lookout on your tweets too. Happy Tweeting,joy,tweetemotions @nkirchmar I have 30 minutes to go! Then a 3 day weekend leading up to my birthday on Tuesday. I have to work on my birthday.,sadness,tweetemotions @AdamRPhoto ow shitttt i cant come get drunk ihave to go to a photo shoot in portsmouth or sumfink owwwwwwwwwwwww,disgust,tweetemotions Has that feeling like when you want to cry but you dont so you get that empty feeling in your stomach and your throat starts to hurt.,fear,tweetemotions "Sleep time for me now, lots of last minute revision tomoro; exam on Monday night tweet-ers <3",fear,tweetemotions Walmart bails on sponsorship!,disgust,tweetemotions getting ready to shop birmingham here i come,surprise,tweetemotions @missjerilee welcome to twitter my friend,joy,tweetemotions @Soonmethod @clofresh Thanks for the greeting,surprise,tweetemotions "@E_L_S How was the game? Unfortunately, teh Cavs lost I'm sure you had fun though",neutral,tweetemotions #Ajax #php! Just thinking about a concept of autorefresh! @varun_chander made a mistake here,fear,tweetemotions "@AshlieRayann Ashlie, thank you. You made me feel a little better.",joy,tweetemotions @monicacai is over,fear,tweetemotions @BayoArigbon what you took your bracket off... ? And now it's time for bed !,fear,tweetemotions My head hurts.... Can wait to see the new photoshoot!!!!!!!,sadness,tweetemotions JD and Turk make me laugh #scrubs,surprise,tweetemotions @KhairulHulk @SyamMasri supporting superfly all the way,joy,tweetemotions "Power Outage, door to freezer propped open, 3G ice cream make for slippy floor M-er F-er!!",disgust,tweetemotions I am doing Geography Revision on Earthquakes! How Boring!!,disgust,tweetemotions "@joyzaphine Ouch! Sunburn's bad! Hope it's not to sore on your bedding, that's always the problem.",fear,tweetemotions "@archetypo no kidding, the trends are pretty much useless now. Too bad",fear,tweetemotions "Yes... its 4:18am, yes... we are driving all night back to dallas to lead worship in the morning. Sleep is overrated.",neutral,tweetemotions "enjoyed a good time out tonight. Stupid movie, but good times losing at the pool table!",fear,tweetemotions Hangin out with some cool ass people. http://short.to/8j3p,joy,tweetemotions @dysonrules don't make me smite you! and yeah @micolerose yeah it really does. No cuties for me,neutral,tweetemotions "@katoi awww, a very happy birthday to him",joy,tweetemotions i'm sad...i'll miss you grandma angie.. you were always like a 3rd grandma to me..,sadness,tweetemotions I wanna see my mama but she hasn't called me back yet MAMA...MAMA!!!,sadness,tweetemotions hanging with Bri,neutral,tweetemotions "http://is.gd/IQ03 Microsoft has released Zune also in Europe, no HD for us",neutral,tweetemotions back on the twit. much hw's to do... will post something interesting when i think of it,fear,tweetemotions getting ready to go to IKEA. All alone cuz no one will go with me,fear,tweetemotions #juddday,neutral,tweetemotions @tarajean09 What's for dinner?,neutral,tweetemotions Im here at work super bored,sadness,tweetemotions "after bragging about kitten cuteness, my cat never came home i wanna throw up",sadness,tweetemotions Sheesh my meds make me feel like I'm at the bottom of the ocean...and I have to go back to work today Be sad with me...,fear,tweetemotions @AC_1 welcome to the twitter world Andrew! tell david to have a twitter too haha just kiddin' i know he doesn't want to have one.. booo..,sadness,tweetemotions @EmmaCL thanks,joy,tweetemotions @Terrellbrw No money... and No Car...,fear,tweetemotions yay .. sherbert and chocolate ... very nutritious,joy,tweetemotions is hanging out with the roomies. I adore the 4 gentlemen I live with. Great people and a good talk when discussing boy issues!!,joy,tweetemotions "going out tonight, FINALLY. i wanty lie in the park but... cinema bound it looks",joy,tweetemotions @LLDA lo siento but I dint have enough room =/,sadness,tweetemotions "@goodlaura Trending you say? Well, there's TweetCannon http://tinyurl.com/odrza4",neutral,tweetemotions @donatoclassic me too,joy,tweetemotions @John1954Moi Brilliant Thanks! Not sure what brownie points will get you though!,neutral,tweetemotions thank/ u guys so so much for helping me out on the followers thing! but im probably not gonna win cause i dont have 100 followers yet!,sadness,tweetemotions @LexyMez Thanks so much Alex! Best wishes for the day to you and yours,joy,tweetemotions "http://twitpic.com/4woxi - Btw, concert was freaking awesome",joy,tweetemotions "i got a haircut, i felt like that guy on the "Last Samuri" who was forced to have his ponytail cut off.",sadness,tweetemotions @Bitchface91 Well im hving another one today yey,joy,tweetemotions "@aquabh i'm not sure what stracchino is, but it sounds good.",surprise,tweetemotions @Essyxx Happy May Day and Star Wars Day,surprise,tweetemotions @tom_conrad you take such good photos.,joy,tweetemotions "@blade376 hermits, such as myself, like to stay in",neutral,tweetemotions time to lie in bed and watch tv,fear,tweetemotions "pff, Life sucks sometimes!",sadness,tweetemotions Gotta go my phone is on it's last leg so can't promise any update. 3 years I have had it so not bad though Dumb Blackberry,neutral,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/4wqyn - See? I'm Twittering!!!!,neutral,tweetemotions "@inrsoul ah! well, I'll see if I can find u later in the week. I am tempted to look at Leica's this week. LOL. We could go check it out.",surprise,tweetemotions "@lindentreephoto yeah, its super crap today Stupid writing! ugh",disgust,tweetemotions "@leprakhauns trying to have a baby, don't want my soda addiction to be a problem, so i quit still sad and craving it though",fear,tweetemotions "@Sarawkweird I think that's pretty awesome. I could quote LOTR:ROTK for one summer, but now I can't anymore.",fear,tweetemotions @Alma773 want somebody to hold me Alma! tear tear,sadness,tweetemotions My tongue still hurts. I need to sleep!!!,fear,tweetemotions @mikedignammusic coool thanks a lot xxx,joy,tweetemotions @FanboyGeekStu That's one of the reasons we thought "Should we have a kid?" "Nah - let's get a piano instead." You poor buggers,surprise,tweetemotions i wanna b maliks from taking the stage,neutral,tweetemotions I want some cookies.,fear,tweetemotions @sarah6800 why r y depressed? i mite b moving earlyer than i thot,fear,tweetemotions Still in same queue barely 1 metre from where i last twittered. This is insane. And i paid for this,neutral,tweetemotions had one of the greatest days ever! spent the whole day with besties & celebrated installs with the friends i love oh so much <3,joy,tweetemotions FB is boring and i wanna sing RIGHT NOW..! *-*,joy,tweetemotions none of my friends is on this,fear,tweetemotions @TomFelton Have you seen this girl!? http://bit.ly/14LVI I feel so bad for her,neutral,tweetemotions "@yikes77 It would be great if those VIPS were for some acts I'd enjoy seeing, but noooo.",joy,tweetemotions @texasjackflash thnx 4 the follow,joy,tweetemotions "BARA, BOOBS, CLOSETS, ADVENTURE. AGGGHHHH ENOUGH! Muak mcm baby Gary ku sudah",joy,tweetemotions is getting ready for an awesome service! - http://tweet.sg,joy,tweetemotions @michaelqtodd read your status update & just wanted 2 b sure I was on your follow list Hope u r having a wondefl wkend Michael~blessings,neutral,tweetemotions @meeshel that sucks. did you save any of it?,sadness,tweetemotions morning again! I hate mornings. So offensive!,sadness,tweetemotions I somehow miss you.,surprise,tweetemotions sorry for taking over twitter with my i-can't-sleepness,fear,tweetemotions I made a MySpace for Twitter with the name "The Twitter Kingdom". Here is the link: http://bit.ly/13PQtw - join me!,neutral,tweetemotions i think my ipod is sick it doesn't want to connect to any wi-fi . . .,fear,tweetemotions "@MissCritta I know, but considering I've bought a lot of new yarn recently, I think it's necessary this time.",neutral,tweetemotions "Fish fingers and potato croquettes it is then! Would love some baked beans, but they tend to hurt me.",neutral,tweetemotions productive day 1,neutral,tweetemotions "@dmbdork had to give him an ultimatum... don't think it's gonna go the way I want, but I had to do it",fear,tweetemotions "Anyone got any goss yet on the supernatural convention in birmingham, been waiting patiently!",neutral,tweetemotions Forgot my power cable at home today,fear,tweetemotions "Okay, now I'm listening to Jonathan Coulton and working. Woo.",neutral,tweetemotions @tommcfly i'm so glad,neutral,tweetemotions God the weather in London is ammmmazing! Yet I'm on a train half the day,fear,tweetemotions Not feeling well. Food poisoning.......,sadness,tweetemotions @MVPublicLibrary don't tape hold slips to items !! just ripped a digipack cd case,disgust,tweetemotions Ugh i hate photobucket! an amazing place to edit pictures is: www.picnik.com i use it alll the time.,disgust,tweetemotions @MrWize sike sike call it truce???????????????? u still a bitch and my ppl still gonna air u out tho,disgust,tweetemotions "@Gilamuffin Sounds like a good time, very nice of you. Did you see him, when he played at the Rio or Aladdin? I've seen him live, 3 times",joy,tweetemotions plus.. janessa hurt my feelings,sadness,tweetemotions @DJCRS will do hun. Yes yes.,neutral,tweetemotions I miss @digital_dragon and @motoash I wish they'd talk to me more often,fear,tweetemotions @QuiMo No happy hour in CCP eithah that's 2 bad,surprise,tweetemotions "So sorry if i've been typing wrongly. usually, after i've typed something, i wont read. i'll just press the 'enter' button",fear,tweetemotions @iMBA Ur welcome,neutral,tweetemotions @charloro jealous it looks like schindler's list in toronto,fear,tweetemotions @solkana I want to see "Too Fast to Transport in 60 seconds",joy,tweetemotions @hellosawah DANG i want to be on the beach late at night. that's the best. the sound of waves and the breeze!!hope you are well!,neutral,tweetemotions @yiannis_k good question could they?,sadness,tweetemotions @hitrecorders! please follow @FollowHitRECord so that we can keep our updates and stuff there use it to spread word,surprise,tweetemotions Why does flickr no longer recognize my e-mail addresses. I can't log in.,sadness,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/67twh - This has never happened before =/ orange blinky lights. I think I've broke my battery again,fear,tweetemotions @Avas_Writer aww no which one?,sadness,tweetemotions Just watched another episode of JONAS. Is it better than Hannah Montana? Very much true!,joy,tweetemotions @ruthieor THANKS!,joy,tweetemotions ooooh.... I have a headache. Got to go to work now,fear,tweetemotions Bad Day. History Test Tommorrow. And I want to go out in the sun and play..,fear,tweetemotions @AnnoyingTweeple You having fun LOL? hehe,fear,tweetemotions "@Dannymcfly i wanna a picture with u, in the hotel the security didn't allow me it's so sad, i don't even know when i'm gonna see u again",fear,tweetemotions "@ThisIsRobThomas Good night, Rob. Sleep well. Safe travels tomorrow!",neutral,tweetemotions Just watched "Marley & Me." Cute movie. Going to watch "Twilight" soon! Love it!,neutral,tweetemotions @yaeljk K will check it out...,neutral,tweetemotions Lulu's put on scottish accent on britains got more talent makes me sad to be scottish just coz falconers there dont play up your accent!,sadness,tweetemotions Lil cuz coming round today she 5 aww haha,joy,tweetemotions why do i turn red,neutral,tweetemotions Gotta sleeep am so tired good night tweeps!,neutral,tweetemotions "TGIF but its so rainy and blah outside! I need sun Trying to figure out what to do tonight, I want to go to Prov to the Hookah bar.",joy,tweetemotions @mscofino wow that is a great list... Now i need to shop,surprise,tweetemotions spent all morning watching Eddie Izzard's Glorious! SO funny... realli shud hav studied thou...,sadness,tweetemotions VEGA UNDER FIREEEEEE,neutral,tweetemotions "@NYBabe i would say 10 years younger is not too young, but he would have to be intelligent, good convo skills and other skills",neutral,tweetemotions what the fuck...ahaha i hate my life sometimes. why reply on only bad things ..even if it wasn't bad and i was kidding but whatever! fml,sadness,tweetemotions going to work soon,neutral,tweetemotions thinks someone may have keyed her car. Big scratches on the hood.,neutral,tweetemotions Gah... why is my Macbook Pro getting so frickin' hot just sitting on the table doing nothing?,fear,tweetemotions Here are 4 FREE twitter tools will get you followers http://short.to/511q http://jijr.com/hulz http://short.to/511r http://2ve.org/xPG0/,neutral,tweetemotions "@liedra Bubble tea is awesome, it's been so long since I've had some",surprise,tweetemotions i want to see ephraim zenh tomorrow! a lot. but can i find a sitter? wtf? why does everyone have plans? it's only saturday night...sigh.,fear,tweetemotions seriously bored without anyone to talk to... but not tired enough for sleep,neutral,tweetemotions Grass fed beef burgers with sauteed mushrooms and cheddar on wheat buns along with a salad. Yum. Poor Kim still isn't feeling well,fear,tweetemotions hates scaleeeee,disgust,tweetemotions lol thats the highlight,neutral,tweetemotions Had to cancel wow for now,sadness,tweetemotions @nayRyelgiuQ airport? and you didnt show up tonight homo!,neutral,tweetemotions Off home ill from work. This man flu is hell,sadness,tweetemotions slept with my eye open again- hurts like hell... wish I could find the eye lube stuff to make it feel better....,sadness,tweetemotions @XarkGirl pooof .nirvana. Did that work? http://myloc.me/tDl,neutral,tweetemotions check out q100 right now..99.7,neutral,tweetemotions @Petty01 Happy Birthday and cheers to PAO!!,joy,tweetemotions "alkaline trio was sweet, saves the day sucked. but i had a great time anyways. it was awesome seeing everybody and hangin out",joy,tweetemotions Hoping everyone is safe frm the purge that is supposedly happening at work right now.,neutral,tweetemotions HD full again... http://plurk.com/p/x2eb3,surprise,tweetemotions i have a feeling today is going to be amazing,joy,tweetemotions @ikklePickle haha I fail just remember sohcahtoa xD,joy,tweetemotions @LimeIce you didnt even send me a nice bid #twpp,disgust,tweetemotions "@traceyctt I live for pain, bring it on",joy,tweetemotions Preston stayed home and I don't know why,fear,tweetemotions Rise and shine Time to get prettifide.,surprise,tweetemotions thanx peeps 4 following me,neutral,tweetemotions @Saniyyah "My House"...I like that club! I wnt there whn I was in LA!! U know I'm not going! That's on Tuesday..I can't,sadness,tweetemotions @Jack_O_C I'm seriously screwed I haven't studied at all!!!! :'(,fear,tweetemotions @ejhildreth I like it!,surprise,tweetemotions "Again, No P.F. Changs for lunch Booooo",fear,tweetemotions @MsNikkiPorcher i DO THAT ALL THE TIME.. NO BIGGIE,surprise,tweetemotions @shakedxit23 I'll save you,joy,tweetemotions @ProctorsArm at least posada had a good ab,sadness,tweetemotions @BusyGod PGPM student from where? I myself was a PGPM student about 4 years back. I wish I could stay one,neutral,tweetemotions @Raehole @melissahope did you ladies see ghost of girlfriends past? i really liked it! & would totally see it again if u haven't,joy,tweetemotions @Trillian711 I had an account at a local comic store that I ran to 4k at one time,sadness,tweetemotions "@Allierosen YAY!!! but im very sad, because i just got a flight in next weekend for my friends benefit Have a wonderful time!!!",joy,tweetemotions @JonathanRKnight Thanks,neutral,tweetemotions @skimso freako on roidz! Hope d lifts his legs to stay out of your way while you clean.,neutral,tweetemotions "why does the beach have to be so far away from atl?? need beach, need beach.",fear,tweetemotions @DanWarp http://twitpic.com/4w9w6 - lol you sure love that sushi. you've tweeted many pictures of it.,fear,tweetemotions it was actually so hot today ..the sun has got his hat on . every one has got a tan except me,sadness,tweetemotions mommy coming home from vegas tonight! going to pick her up later in islip her plane doesnt get in until 10:40. KILLME. i want my mommy,fear,tweetemotions Bummer... I missed Taylor Swift on the Today show! Those were my only plans for the day!!!,sadness,tweetemotions Making my boyfriend look different. He's cute no matter what. <3,surprise,tweetemotions "Back to LA from Las Vagas, Nice Trip , Nice Food ....but lose $100 with Slot Machine...",sadness,tweetemotions "@Kikirowr Aww, why not?",fear,tweetemotions @chelseasms it's not sooo noticable it depends on how you look at it...but I know it's there and now my iPod isn't perfect,fear,tweetemotions @SusanCrenshaw Uh oh! Hope nothing too damaged.,fear,tweetemotions "@bkkrakora ew, i used to get "suicides" in high school and mix like 5 sodas together. then drink it. i think i remember enjoying it, too.",joy,tweetemotions Playing some games before I leave for work Work til at least 11PM tonight.,fear,tweetemotions @irontec Thanks for the support,joy,tweetemotions "@jdennes thank you, you are my first follower",surprise,tweetemotions LOL OMG @MissKeriBaby replied back to me out of all ppl!! THX,joy,tweetemotions greeeeeeeeeeeat this summer i have four classes...if you know me...u know why,joy,tweetemotions "@wendyandlisa unfortunately, I will miss Girl Bros. Radio tonight. Will be in the midst of an all night writing session",fear,tweetemotions Nic has no idea what he's going to do! money is all gone!,fear,tweetemotions auntie diane wins quote of the day "and hes the incredible hulk",surprise,tweetemotions "@utterhip Well, just catching my little piece of it - but I'm all for sharing",joy,tweetemotions "@GreatDismal Wolfram's got a Chinese Room problem: If Chinese (or Bangalorean) hackers can run it without knowing English, why should it?",neutral,tweetemotions "@mitchelmusso omg, I can't call you from england, this sucks!! Please say hi to me on here!! it will mean soo much!! =D",neutral,tweetemotions thank you @ddlovato (: cant wait!!!! ummm btw ima crash still sick,sadness,tweetemotions oh dear! gareths b-day 2moro all my girlfriends are abroad lucky niamh is coming home 2moro poor gareth has 2 listen 2 me talk all day,surprise,tweetemotions @pyroezra idk if i could. it would cost me soo much there.,neutral,tweetemotions I can't find @HRHBrianthecat hope he didn't get eaten by anything last night...he jumped off the deck he just wont stay in safe *sigh*,fear,tweetemotions @EileenLeft I am disappointed in the lad. I think he unfollowed me. @ryking is not showing me the love.,fear,tweetemotions @grovesyrmi08 sorry about it,sadness,tweetemotions "It's this year. Can't catch it, won't be in NY till Oct 2010. http://bit.ly/AF8JT",fear,tweetemotions "@properhardcore Sorry, not getting the reference/meme",neutral,tweetemotions @1995shand not quite as much...hmmm products in US that are not in Canada?? Idk Do you have covergirl?,neutral,tweetemotions home from school now. watching that '70 show,neutral,tweetemotions @JamanthaLopez it was me the whole time I did a ton of things so u would believe me but u wouldn't listen or let me prove it. Or blve me,fear,tweetemotions "@tashababyyy i'm getting them this weekend. aw, i really want you to!",joy,tweetemotions "I mean, I'm just figuring out how to work it all",neutral,tweetemotions I miss the Doctor Who regular series.,fear,tweetemotions @moppet10 Hi Kate How are you?,neutral,tweetemotions Thinks he may have broken his nose at the show,neutral,tweetemotions at work,neutral,tweetemotions Sinse i had dis thing..not 1 reply not 1 message. Nuffin! pshh who cares..i know im special X,sadness,tweetemotions @andcasey sweet! make sure to put some in your bag for me,neutral,tweetemotions "wish I was feeling better...I've been holding a potential cold at bay for a few days now & I think it is winning...aches, cough",fear,tweetemotions "@blue_raven oh, I'm skeptical too. I just think it's the best thing he could have said under the circumstances",neutral,tweetemotions "@taylorswift13 soooooo wish i could, but im in school and myspace is completely blocked",sadness,tweetemotions Just went with Kerri to her locker for the last time.,neutral,tweetemotions @IdRatherBeSki @siriuslyheather They follow me,neutral,tweetemotions "@m_bui yeah right. I just accepted my grants, and it covered at least 10,000+ of my school fees. tritonlink is down so i cant verify",neutral,tweetemotions @dumbblondy too bad - u can always change ur profile pic again,sadness,tweetemotions why is it still raining?! at least i have cute rainboots,surprise,tweetemotions @stacey79 that sucks - I'm still hungry and sucked down my food.,fear,tweetemotions Ahhh my mommie got me new sheets for my bed so comfy,fear,tweetemotions "@RacoonResidue (But they're the awesome quotes, not the corney ones! )P",neutral,tweetemotions Oh tonight... Looking forward to it,neutral,tweetemotions hi all! i'm in again!,neutral,tweetemotions @DonnieWahlberg sounds like you all had a great night . i'm glad it was successful,joy,tweetemotions "'s throat is killing her... and she's whining, great.",fear,tweetemotions @LifeCoach2Women i wasn't able to go the conference.so I didn't get the outline.. however I have been doing my own & it's coming along.,fear,tweetemotions "@TroublePandaPR Ok that's not true! Plus, you're insulting me saying that I'm insulting you! I've been trying to cheer you up. But�nada�",sadness,tweetemotions just got on twitter. no friends to add! none of my friends are in twitter,fear,tweetemotions "@onscrn Ahh. ... Well, I was hoping that I could learn some stuff on the way. ... Why not you and I work on separate things but also",fear,tweetemotions back to work,sadness,tweetemotions Off to the banks to get this thing rolling! Hooray for days off!,joy,tweetemotions @smartie999 That's me on a good day,sadness,tweetemotions Awake and wishing I wasn't. Feel like my head may explode. Going to try to go back to sleep.,sadness,tweetemotions "@Nextman305 I wish, but nah babe back I home in the ATL",sadness,tweetemotions Back at home and phone my grandma... I love her and miss her,sadness,tweetemotions @mommyof3_angels Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings-seems like u r on right track-keep reminding me to follow u,neutral,tweetemotions The best thing about Ciara. She just finished singing!,disgust,tweetemotions @AandDfilms OMG rated 10 stars,surprise,tweetemotions "@mollyissogyo I made room...I don't have a bed from how much room I made and now I'm outta space for sure lol, and I know I'm pathetic",fear,tweetemotions "@girlonlaptop haha. not sure what local is to you, but if i was then you'd have to fight me for it!",surprise,tweetemotions "@bmoney389 Lmao, when I was camping, the water in the shower was well water and just smelt nasty",fear,tweetemotions @sjeske at the shop getting the hail damage fixed. It was there for a week.,neutral,tweetemotions "has broken his wordpress MU powered blog, site OK, admin screwed",neutral,tweetemotions @ladebelle yeah it's a double edged sword. So I guess we dead on new stories?,sadness,tweetemotions Ruby Luster can't make it to NYC for our performance,fear,tweetemotions Greg Pritchard was robbed ii am too gutted for words,fear,tweetemotions Radio Royals AM Transmitter has packed up today... not good Anyone got a spare in your shed... lol,fear,tweetemotions @ledoug actually was planning on working @ w12th but alas meetings kaiboshed that plan,neutral,tweetemotions I feel sick. And I have a solo tonight at my vocal jazz concert. great,fear,tweetemotions "wowza, only the second tweet of my entire trip and i leave in 3 days but first - BLOW UP SF TOMORROW NIGHT!",surprise,tweetemotions @ work. Reachable on my mobile...,fear,tweetemotions Happy Mommy's Day to all you moms,joy,tweetemotions "@aneffie53 thx, I was aware, 2 day festival -multi bands - but GA I can't do any more. Must wait for a sit down concert",fear,tweetemotions @lozzyx NOICE. I realised that after exams I have 2 more weeks Forgot about the whole 2 weeks of Unit 4 in term 2 thing :/,sadness,tweetemotions can't believe the weekend is over already! Where does the time go? Had a nice day with the fam. today. Mum had a good day too.,sadness,tweetemotions Ok just woke up and need to get ready before a day of getting twitterena 2.1 submitted!,neutral,tweetemotions @DiiLee break a leg but don't do it for real it just a saying :p " good luck",neutral,tweetemotions my c key is stating to work. yayness.,joy,tweetemotions @michellebranch morning michelle how's the oatmeal ?,neutral,tweetemotions "@AbbeyEmm Haha. If you like him, then you should go",joy,tweetemotions So broken now,fear,tweetemotions i want come back to U.S.A.,neutral,tweetemotions i just want my car back.,fear,tweetemotions @BSBVBK im trying to fix it.. it doesnt do it and its "ahi dios mio" but u did good lol,fear,tweetemotions "Morning twitties! Heading to college, just back from the docs, god I'm hungry streching my ears again today! 10mm ;) payday I love you!",joy,tweetemotions favorite shirt ruined:death by bleach #fb,sadness,tweetemotions long $nem (page from @maoxian intraday trading for dummies book),disgust,tweetemotions My hair looks really bad First thing I'm doing is washing it when I get home.,fear,tweetemotions @unaffected @warpdesign @cianan @mikedelgado Byebye web buddies The cubes look so sad... SRoach I had no idea you are BigToach.,fear,tweetemotions I'm sleepy but is feeling under the weather! ugh! These damn tonsils. I need some company or somebody to talk too!,sadness,tweetemotions Do you ever get the idea that your are completely talking to yourself on Twitter?,fear,tweetemotions "@MerDerNeverOver just sent you the FC link, Courtney!",surprise,tweetemotions Fun at the water park then dinner at the rainforest cafe (all free!) then party tonight pretty good Saturday I think.,joy,tweetemotions @postsecret had a life changing redhead - she got away,neutral,tweetemotions @erronious Some of yr coworkers hogging the jukebox @ Union Jacks.,disgust,tweetemotions so we got our cap&gowns today! senior year is coming to an end soo fayst!,fear,tweetemotions "@rehabc give him a gift voucher for something like shoppers' stop or something. that's as good as cash. unless he's immigrating, that is!",joy,tweetemotions "@ForrestTheCat awww, I hates it wen families are brokun up by humuns. Maybee you see him agin wun day.",disgust,tweetemotions "Prayin for dad in Wellington, FL http://loopt.us/F8_Jqg.t (via @furman27). I too live in welly. May i pray for you?",fear,tweetemotions @MrRvM ruilen?,neutral,tweetemotions "Last day of holydays, gotta get back to work Anyway, 2 great weeks",joy,tweetemotions @twilightgossip sad about young love coming to an end They were sooo cute together!,surprise,tweetemotions is sad that Piggy died,fear,tweetemotions Just got refused a bottle of morgan's in tesco despite saying helen could verify my age... shocking... Just left all the shopping! X,surprise,tweetemotions OCHH ive got blister on my foot over the sun today its soo sore i supose yas dnt care hah just thaught i tweet it anyways,fear,tweetemotions I just got back to London to discover.....still no tickets,fear,tweetemotions Thinks twitter doesn't like me,fear,tweetemotions is enjoying the night with her folks.,neutral,tweetemotions "first day on new job,, bought a new clothes already and it was 40% off for employee discount!",joy,tweetemotions "Josette....where are you?? I looked across the pond, but you are nowhere to be found.",fear,tweetemotions Yes we had four gas leaks in our house in the 3 yrs we lived here- that's what u get for buyin an old house,fear,tweetemotions "@toastehmonstah Ohh! I got the fourth thing just not the may, ahh thanks.",surprise,tweetemotions "@hyper_baffoon ooh if youre on the computer making your playlist come online pls, im bored now that ive blocked everyone again",disgust,tweetemotions "@jishanvn y�n t�m, sang n?m s? th?y ti?t m?c Tr?n tinh twitter tr? l?i L� Th�ng , Th?ch Sanh nh? l�m quiz m� c??i ???c c�ng ch�a",neutral,tweetemotions "@SamBennington Welcome to Twitter It's really cool that you are here! Greetings from Vienna,Austria",joy,tweetemotions "@MiaMiaDC Good morning MiaMiaDC My weekend was great and I just had my Monday, which was also great I hope you have a wonderful day!",joy,tweetemotions wishes it wasn't a bank holiday so he could be on the radio this afternoon... but at least he has another week to come up with some ideas,sadness,tweetemotions @scottrmcgrew do you have another account here??,neutral,tweetemotions @geeketteFi and I SIT HERE all on my own doing nowt hmmpfff lol..have a good night,fear,tweetemotions @kristalswan You're welcome! Cutie-pie kiddo.. in your picture btw Love those shades!,fear,tweetemotions drinking a cup of ice chocolate,neutral,tweetemotions when can i ever do a barre chord???,neutral,tweetemotions mcfly anit been on here in ages z,sadness,tweetemotions @soniaohmae .. and you're on twitter! Did the tavern bore you that much?,neutral,tweetemotions Semi-intoxicated Tweet,fear,tweetemotions missing Tim!,neutral,tweetemotions "7846 - almost catching @comedyqueen up, so gonna kick her ass, and woop i will b joing the 10k mile high club soon",disgust,tweetemotions i looking at failure,fear,tweetemotions @heresmyhello92 I don't think it was either. But I can't remember it.,neutral,tweetemotions "@aligoldsworthy @Politics_Cymru you would think so, Ali! I found Evan's web: http://www.evanprice.co.uk/index.htm but no twitters",neutral,tweetemotions "@linuxluver I read for pure escapism. Don't make me think, take me away non-fiction tends not to achieve that, for some strange reason",surprise,tweetemotions feeling really dizzy not soo good,sadness,tweetemotions "@_danni haha that's the stupid thing, I did and I'm still getting them >:]",sadness,tweetemotions @peacelovetylr Help i need the stalker police can you give me their number,fear,tweetemotions @carmenparnos thanks so much for the belated #followfriday shout out #payingitforward,joy,tweetemotions Coco still out,neutral,tweetemotions Oh why does one of my monitors have to act up when I have a deadline? Oh I'm an unhappy camper.,sadness,tweetemotions @Commander_Cool yep here's hoping,joy,tweetemotions hateeee history of rock!,fear,tweetemotions "@jennifalconer I haven't heard Greg before I'm scared , I've heard he's rather freaky x",fear,tweetemotions @ladymaryann There!,neutral,tweetemotions @andyclemmensen Heyy my teddy bear says i look very pretty and that Blake is to,joy,tweetemotions @StephReayy we are going all out!,neutral,tweetemotions "@ryking I never know whether they include me. Just straight white men, right? I wanna be part of the problem too.",fear,tweetemotions im tweeting... this is so hard... i dont get it...,disgust,tweetemotions besides feeling sick...some things have made me feel particularly happy,sadness,tweetemotions @casual_intruder well said...please take him off my hands..i can't cope !!!! Set that fox on him,fear,tweetemotions @SarrahRae HAHAH you know you loved the hannah montana movie it was aweesome,joy,tweetemotions @heyitscheryl ooh like what? I'm planning on spending the night in as well,joy,tweetemotions @NickHodge Bought the Repo Man soundtrack in the 80s - Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole,neutral,tweetemotions I am now following @TherealWill - One of my favourite actors!,joy,tweetemotions doesn't know what to do this evening & is D R E A D I N G work tomorrow it sucks.,fear,tweetemotions @lizard_lipz I don't know I haven't heard from Lorraine recently.,neutral,tweetemotions Back from hospital. Doc says I'll live,joy,tweetemotions @KarolinePaixao EPIC moment! hahahha i swear.. i really wanna see it,joy,tweetemotions Sunburned on my face & legs. Fixing to be my arms tooo.,joy,tweetemotions Well rite i gt a headache,sadness,tweetemotions I loveeeeee to live a - F A S T - pace lifestyle!,fear,tweetemotions Head in the clouds,fear,tweetemotions Well... I hate to leave.... but I must sleep! G'night y'all and hope to chat later! Enjoy my li'l night owls!,fear,tweetemotions "New pollster data on party identification in the United States : Democratic (36.7%), Independent (33.5%), Republican (26.4%). OUCH.",neutral,tweetemotions Back from brunch. Hopefully I lured two more friends here.,neutral,tweetemotions "This is very bad news... BTW, now i started with some friends to make the jedi academy unleashed mod. It will be only SP and for PC!!!!",fear,tweetemotions "@Peacehippie04 is a loser;) baha, dude! i'm gonna come & put those pictures on my myspace really quick!",joy,tweetemotions Good morning!,neutral,tweetemotions Why did everyone seem to leave me this weekend ....sigh. In bed,sadness,tweetemotions watching my favorite tv shows on HULU.com for free,joy,tweetemotions @absolutspacegrl I could feel the excitement in that tweet! ;) I'll be watching the launch on NASA tv! How I love my directv! seriously.,joy,tweetemotions @mithilacowan hey uh til? Is this u? lol I'm a bit lost here. but it would be cool if we could update from our phones u know?,neutral,tweetemotions Not looking forward to this long trip in the morning. I'm sick,fear,tweetemotions dammit i cant watch stadium music,sadness,tweetemotions @mitchelmusso I want a call from you. GO MICHIGAN! hahha,neutral,tweetemotions Just lost Internet. And I was in a raid for 25 OS.,sadness,tweetemotions "Sry but other day tweets were MIA - twitter network glitch, but story was re: funeral mix-up, as in wrong remains delivered to ea.",sadness,tweetemotions @moonsgirl Be my guest !,neutral,tweetemotions Mariana ~ Photography by Cassone's May 2009 Feature http://bit.ly/E2bjm - Thanks so much,joy,tweetemotions "Hmmm, I just realized....I didn't have any bday cake for my birthday...boo hoo!",sadness,tweetemotions haiszt.. im here in the office doing nothing but tweet haha! fun!,joy,tweetemotions @Lealala i no its so warm isnt it!! :O My arms are sore Bad times. My face is a little red too :S,fear,tweetemotions "Yay, I should be able to make it to 700 updates tonight lame compared to other ppls i know lol",joy,tweetemotions I scratched my iPod,fear,tweetemotions @training...,fear,tweetemotions awe.. gotta go.. my mom commands me to sleep already..,sadness,tweetemotions @tommcfly Why do you not respond me?,anger,tweetemotions happy star wars day,surprise,tweetemotions "Barack Obama is a legend, just watched his dinner speach, it was pretty funny",joy,tweetemotions @kidthings yeah it does...i had fun today...i regret not taking that cup now...it was awesome...i must find one just like it now,joy,tweetemotions Just a couple thoughts....was bored this morning,sadness,tweetemotions Almost dere really tired eyes r really dry,neutral,tweetemotions @amilliemills neva mind ya friend had called me jealous and i wanted to kno of what literally of what but its ova is my tude now,disgust,tweetemotions Now I have no SKy until Monday,neutral,tweetemotions Rachael makes me want to cry,sadness,tweetemotions wikileaks geht wieder super #wikileaks #online,neutral,tweetemotions It's not gonna happen again,sadness,tweetemotions "wow are you serious, another draw for the chicago fire, that's 5 in a row. well at least they're not losing game but we need a win soon",neutral,tweetemotions homework on a friday night...lame,sadness,tweetemotions At branding iron with drea! White boubous and cowgirls can get down! Haha crunk! For the next couple hours! Haha fun times!,neutral,tweetemotions "did 14.5 miles in the Peak last night, with a nice 5 mile run back to the car this morning",fear,tweetemotions cant believe ER is all over,sadness,tweetemotions @taaaschi It's driving you insane? Really? It's Sterling Knight playing Chad Dylan Cooper on Sonny With A Chance,fear,tweetemotions @TCSLive That storm seems to be coming my way,fear,tweetemotions "@AJAG Lol, well have to make sure website works on IE! And for this region, even on IE6! Adsense preview tool only on IE for some reason",neutral,tweetemotions @JBARSODMG email those pics on ur labtop to me... I wana put one of them as my background! http://myloc.me/21DS,neutral,tweetemotions @A_Lay aww well I just randomly woke up and now I can't sleep! Too many things on my mind,fear,tweetemotions trying this out with my sweet lil iPod... I am totally nerding out. and... totally ok with it,joy,tweetemotions Caught in a herd of somalions,fear,tweetemotions unhappy about the news that the planned (experimental) ITER fusion reactor will become much delayed... 2025,fear,tweetemotions @juliegoodacre I was thinking of changing it but it is a hassle for everyone who follows us so I get to be Jason,sadness,tweetemotions "AP gov exam. Haven't looked at this stuff in months. What's that? I'm a total legal nerd and know these cases like none other? Oh, yeah.",neutral,tweetemotions "@MelissaHourigan i wish. i'm on lock down we need to catch up, though. seriously.",fear,tweetemotions "I miss my dog r.i.p.Batman... Yeah, Batman (I really hope 'all dogs go to heaven' is true)",sadness,tweetemotions "@asdquefty Yes they are, and now they're all gone. Did you enjoy yours?",sadness,tweetemotions THANKS GUYS! 200 FOLLOWERS,joy,tweetemotions "jus woke up, late runnin to work have students to train!",neutral,tweetemotions @Lindsay_007 so I tried to send you a direct message and I can't because you aren't following me,fear,tweetemotions @huma_rashid reeeaaaally... why though?? ew i hate stockings,disgust,tweetemotions "has just finished watching masterchef. Surprisingly (perhaps), it's good",surprise,tweetemotions Stupid sun i actually have to work now,fear,tweetemotions took a nap at the beach...,neutral,tweetemotions Just downloaded twitterberry. My life is now even MORE convenient.,joy,tweetemotions @lbruning it's called: dedicated,neutral,tweetemotions @mzflip82 Simple my a#@,neutral,tweetemotions "Just an observation: Aside from the riverwalk, there are pretty much no cute girls in downtown sa",sadness,tweetemotions @mrskutcher just checked library website and girl with dragon tattoo is checked out,neutral,tweetemotions wowowee willie of fortune is just making me depressed damn love.,sadness,tweetemotions "Schools out, but works in",sadness,tweetemotions Chick fil a on the morning of my final...that is a must!! *amj*,joy,tweetemotions eating lunch cant wait till 6 off work but gotta work tomorrow,neutral,tweetemotions "@clio_jlh LOL That's a special kind of magic, though! ;) And did you see the special on Discovery? They think Nessie died.",joy,tweetemotions Almost 2 more hours then i'm out of work. Time couldn't go by any slower.,fear,tweetemotions is going to Rye House Speedway,neutral,tweetemotions Off to have a sumptuous Mexican meal!,joy,tweetemotions @LISAAASTHOUGHTS I have to pre-order it,surprise,tweetemotions @MyCakesRock AAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!! SOOOOOOOO SWEEEEEEET !!!!!! I miss that age ..... SOOOO MUCH !,surprise,tweetemotions playing singstar without my fave duetter,fear,tweetemotions @travisjestes never have good dreams like that.,fear,tweetemotions poor bella is in the ER with her first and second ear infection since both ears are infected. Her screams were blood curdling!,fear,tweetemotions FYI no internets until THURSTAG!!!! after saturday i have a feeling i will become 800x more productive during those days.,neutral,tweetemotions my internet service has been acting strange after the earthquake. Just found out that the submarine fiber optics cable got damaged,fear,tweetemotions "@milkhub Thats smack in the middle of exams, I'll mention it to some of the guys though",surprise,tweetemotions speechless,fear,tweetemotions @notoriousflirt Yeah.,neutral,tweetemotions @LeXxLuV nothing bout 2 go 2 work,neutral,tweetemotions Just shot my new .22 rifle! The auto-reset plinker target I built in shop class works great!,joy,tweetemotions "got up at 8 today, and also misses his friend @danceashleylove",fear,tweetemotions @saytri lol exams i didn't go to mcast or other school i finished form 5 and that's it soo disappointed in myself,sadness,tweetemotions "A little happy for the wine jeje ok it'sm my free time so who cares, jaja i love this day",joy,tweetemotions just wants to get it over and done with. I miss working,neutral,tweetemotions @elliotykim @hochie71 CHEERS! (is it sad that i replied only just 2 minutes later?),neutral,tweetemotions ran over a worm skating... poor wormie. but glad to be back.,fear,tweetemotions @janice7092001 I know lol . I'll grin and bear it,joy,tweetemotions So theres this boy. Hes so cute. Hes got a six pack. yum it was fun touchin it.,surprise,tweetemotions @andcristina OHH. haha ok thanks,surprise,tweetemotions Good Morning!,fear,tweetemotions I want to get my braces removed sooo bad!!!!,disgust,tweetemotions @ladyjori whaaaat what about your house? You've been working so hard on it!,fear,tweetemotions "@markhoppus Think about adding Apple Shampoo. 100% My fav blink tune, and in the 3 times I've seen you guys, never heard it live.",neutral,tweetemotions Getting bored sitting at the hotel room the entire day,sadness,tweetemotions This porridge tastes shit! I cba with today man.,fear,tweetemotions "My head is starting to ache again, and I have to reinstall operating systems on 31 computers.",sadness,tweetemotions I have a cam sesh lined up tomorrow with my c4s winner ill post screen shots in my lj. Friends only unless you convince me otherwise.,neutral,tweetemotions "Going to twitter in english, for my foreign followers",neutral,tweetemotions "this is vicky spamming belle's twitter! anyway, she's rainbows on dreamwidth! i got her an invite code wahahaha",neutral,tweetemotions @fcharlton And you!,neutral,tweetemotions wow I just had a two hour conversation with someone on omegle. it was amazing,joy,tweetemotions @melzygirl you have no interview today?,fear,tweetemotions @sgBEAT:kwanghock @Valkyrieslife @kahhongtay @jeremy89632 it is the Hao Da Za Ji Pa?? I miss the food there so much??,neutral,tweetemotions "@karess I do feel bad for him too. Especially na ngayon pa siya nagrerehab siya and all. Wrong timing. Still, maybe he had it coming",neutral,tweetemotions @itsleish That it does just wish more people would notice it,neutral,tweetemotions @WerewolfSeth YES!!,joy,tweetemotions Watching southpark for another 20 minutes,neutral,tweetemotions @sarahmarina mmm hmmm and big big bro too! I have a crush on David Knight.,surprise,tweetemotions I want a new mountain bike,neutral,tweetemotions HMV opens in half an our...better go get ready,fear,tweetemotions @tytel neatza. pe plantatie as usual,neutral,tweetemotions Yay my friend Glen is here. Now i'm like this,joy,tweetemotions @Courageous_one Very much so. Setting some goals for the next couple of months in preparation,joy,tweetemotions My poor andrew just had 2 of his wisdom teeth removed. i wish he'll get better fast.,fear,tweetemotions office hours/trying to make my computer feel better.,fear,tweetemotions @thomasfiss hahaha now ur gonna tweet.... I awoke to 67 the other night haha Man the concerts here suck. Cali's da place 2 be,sadness,tweetemotions @VRadio if you take backstreet boya and put them in silk mc hammer pants with sgt peppers/beatles coats and lame music then you have SMAP,neutral,tweetemotions @zem42 I cannot tell a lie. I did.,neutral,tweetemotions "Good morning. haha I just read that the swine flu probably not come`s from pigs at all, but from people! Poor pigs who got all the blame!",surprise,tweetemotions @LysdelTellez I am lost. Please help me find a good home.,fear,tweetemotions @selenagomez aww but we miss you here in the USA.,fear,tweetemotions "@willnoon I believe the address is 300 Ottawa Ave. NW, Grand Rapids, MI (Calder Plaza), wish I could've seen you guys last night or today",fear,tweetemotions "@iskrin I haven't got ANY cupcakes yet I was hoping if I said it enough, some would appear!",neutral,tweetemotions "[stapler haiku] Whar a Night! Woo Hoo! Yeah! / A beautiful night to party! / Oops, I'm a stapler...",joy,tweetemotions i reeaally miss my cosito hope hes getting good scores!,fear,tweetemotions @shaundiviney i got a messgae but it didnt work cause i have a text saver not like money credit im sad now. wat do i do?? xoxo,fear,tweetemotions @sandsP Thanks for the FollowFriday suggestion!,joy,tweetemotions "At Spring Awakening...cannot wait for it to start. Last time I'm here ever! Boo, sad times",sadness,tweetemotions having my dinner. eating bangus. it's a fish.,neutral,tweetemotions "Today Dan bought me Bio Dome AND the Reality Bites Soundtrack! Needless to say he gets MAYJAH points! Also, my tummy is not happy. Boo.",sadness,tweetemotions @nicola_prigg pah - she isn't ready for it poor little mite,fear,tweetemotions @DreamsAnais_MJA ..I don't know who gon do the yelling & cussing for upgrades when u go.,disgust,tweetemotions @halbpro it's called retro my dear and I wear fifties fashion sometimes....did you not see my birthday pictures?,surprise,tweetemotions @andcasey lol we should start a group lol the slut sisters,neutral,tweetemotions Excited to see the girls today; @takinakab its boring at work without you,joy,tweetemotions "@busays12 dont undrstand malaysian busays.just english,tagalog at waray only",fear,tweetemotions Watching Ace of Cakes: LOST edition omfgggg,joy,tweetemotions "@DonnieWahlberg so wish I was there with ya, but at 6:48am Belgian time I was sleeping...time diff sucks. Take me there!",fear,tweetemotions welcomes my nephew to the christian world.,joy,tweetemotions Just had an amazinq qirls-niqht-out. I quess its always qreat to have an excuse to wear tiny dresses & heels,joy,tweetemotions @xxAnixx whahahah thank you,neutral,tweetemotions @artybloodyfarty ok then,neutral,tweetemotions Just found out my parents are putting down my dog tomorrow morning. Upset,anger,tweetemotions Less than 99 days til warped tour.,fear,tweetemotions @eoghancasey oh no!! i wish i could lay out in the sun!! i have no garden...LOL,sadness,tweetemotions This chair is not comfortable at all,disgust,tweetemotions officially has pink eye.,fear,tweetemotions "@ELJmcfly Were done so much for them, then brazilians ha! but no meh, i think they love the other countries more then the UK",neutral,tweetemotions Kinda bummed that I'm gonna miss @mrosenbaum711's return to BG. Now I'll never know what it's like to make love to @james_gunn.,fear,tweetemotions (@amandastorlie) Shut up and put your money where your mouth is thats what you get for waking up in vegas,disgust,tweetemotions @Gen22 I can't blip right now!,neutral,tweetemotions still feeling BLAH. gave a biiiiig dose of insulin that i needed about 24 hours ago. Now I'm off to take my last exam of my junior year.,fear,tweetemotions seriously getting hurt.... 4 days before nationals.. what a joke,fear,tweetemotions @mlexiehayden How would I know if u didn't tell me??? Too busy cakin to pay me any attention,fear,tweetemotions "@goibhniu Yeah, I agree. it does. BTW, check out !linuxoutlaws. ;)",neutral,tweetemotions Dude. everyone could. it wasn't ment to be bad..,neutral,tweetemotions @kterwin I keep trying to talk myself out of Australia by thinking of the jet lag So far it isn't working... I still want to go!,fear,tweetemotions "@mellalicious I have to call stevie to reschedule!! I won a competition yesterday to the launch of sims 3 at Luna park, same day at 6pm",joy,tweetemotions @ohshititsdre awww! i didnt see this till now and edwin just left! i knew you wanted some! forsure tomorrow i'll make u a new batch!,joy,tweetemotions "@UKLisaW btw, i am actually just trying to get my own lazy bottom in gear. Me lots to do to and still not dressed !",fear,tweetemotions "has the urge to go shopping.hmmm but i've got no money,how?",sadness,tweetemotions @MIssKatherine Omg granddads bday was epic lol. & no i havent heard anything yet so i dont think,fear,tweetemotions T-bone's gone to sleep... Think we're gonna join him,neutral,tweetemotions "@nova_caine I saw it, it made me sad",sadness,tweetemotions "@SaadZaeem nothing much man, waiting for my Insurance card to come through... Cant get any workdone here w/o it... Redtape",fear,tweetemotions "i actually really liked Merlin last night. some parts were a bit eh, but the part where that chick was singing was like whoa.",neutral,tweetemotions has onl? just got it and has not got a clue how to use the things,fear,tweetemotions "@tsarnick I'm very passionate about my interests and go above and beyond I mean, you've followed The Wiggles, right?",joy,tweetemotions UGH I missed the POTUS @ MY Five Guys!!!! 2 blocks from my house and 3 blocks from my job. http://www.politico.com/politico44/,fear,tweetemotions @ a_mccallie WOW... I am replaced already??? I thought I am coming back with my steaks,joy,tweetemotions "Umm after schooL , at subway w. My mom ; nothing to do planss are ruined",fear,tweetemotions oooh harlow is so sweet,neutral,tweetemotions "@_supernatural_ http://twitpic.com/6695k - hhaha, now i wanna cry too",sadness,tweetemotions "Oops, they don't open until 9am",surprise,tweetemotions my skype is - laqueshaa (just cuz everyone else is saying theirs and i'm such a loner D,neutral,tweetemotions looking at the moon and thinking about _____...,neutral,tweetemotions "tried oprahs free unfried kfc and loved it i went back for another try and topped it with boba and wolverine.Chilled with pope,dave,ben",joy,tweetemotions this one's for the children..the children of the world....again i say happy mommies day to all and me too,joy,tweetemotions @AnnaVodka I'm sorry to hear that! that makes me sad,sadness,tweetemotions I really wish i would hear from josh,fear,tweetemotions @saikatblogger Its WoW! effect Thanks for the update.,sadness,tweetemotions wishing warped tour came to london canada.....,joy,tweetemotions @officialTila that is my idea of good dinner happy munchin,joy,tweetemotions wanted to go to the club...dancing;)..but now i�m tired anyways i have to go to work tomorrow!,sadness,tweetemotions im soooo loney,neutral,tweetemotions "@NiftyKnits I was saying the same thing yesterday! So I droped 120 tweets! No the smarted thing bussiness wise, but can find real people!",neutral,tweetemotions "Well, my dog still isn't at the shelter. I hope someone good has him",fear,tweetemotions @samanthai Ahh well he can only spend short amounts of time on because of his mum You should scroll back at our msgs!!! ;-),fear,tweetemotions Invisible car helps to boost recycling. Honest http://twurl.nl/fdgmyo,neutral,tweetemotions oh men!!!!!!......I really can't see my face........c'mon guys!!!,fear,tweetemotions at home sick,sadness,tweetemotions I'm wake and sad what the hells going on,fear,tweetemotions "We need to ban together and recognize that we aren't always going to agree, but that's ok #tcot",sadness,tweetemotions Final final of the semester,fear,tweetemotions @ScottRhodie so you liked it. Glad to hear,joy,tweetemotions @joshuawoodard happy birthday man! my ride to the wedding i'll see you guys soon though. you play here JULY 27th!,joy,tweetemotions @irgxana next time? I might not get there this time if the bus has anything to do with it,fear,tweetemotions "@alievans719 I have a question for you, Ali.",neutral,tweetemotions @Ceadda say it isn't so!,surprise,tweetemotions Also just realized that my digital voice recorder doesn't have a USB port!?!?! I think I picked the wrong model,fear,tweetemotions Managed to find a bottle of Pimm's! If only we had the weather to go with it,joy,tweetemotions sure wish the cat would stop hiding,fear,tweetemotions @ReRobb maybe tonights the night to pick it up again?,fear,tweetemotions @casper1201 my bracelet broke today too.,fear,tweetemotions Note 2 all twoloers: neva stay @ a candlelight suites shower is slow and the toilet sux and the bed is tiny!,disgust,tweetemotions "@PartyGurle wow, atleast u only have three weeks...I have two months to go Are u going away?",neutral,tweetemotions "@JonathanRKnight Oh, you poor thing!! So sorry, babe....",fear,tweetemotions @MsVanityQT Flirting! Ima good man with bad habits.,fear,tweetemotions @annadwan90 excellent good to see,joy,tweetemotions @aAaAle haha ...i'll let you know how the show was ... hope here in romania they will show it on Mtv.Sunday morning I have an exam,fear,tweetemotions @OGBERRY cold & raining in inglewood,neutral,tweetemotions @RealLadyGaga hey.just putting it out there.. you should come to townsville next year..elton john came in '06 n loved it. it was great!!!,joy,tweetemotions stunning business cards! ashamed of mine http://bit.ly/zpsQo,fear,tweetemotions "I can't have any pets in the appartment I really want, so no rat yet.",neutral,tweetemotions "@xktstarx oh actually, the one on there is my old number, i'll change it now, it ends with 023",neutral,tweetemotions "@faeyakof hahaha im broke, i need money sighh.",fear,tweetemotions i get a message that my account is suspended as far as i know i haven't violated any terms contacting twitter now..,fear,tweetemotions Its beginning to get way too hard to please all of my friends at once,sadness,tweetemotions "im sick,youre sick. imy",sadness,tweetemotions "@MsNewAppearance Hey, thanx for following me, I'll follow you",joy,tweetemotions Kyle can make fart noises with his armpit,neutral,tweetemotions "@alternatefinch No, it's people you are recommending that others follow, like followfriday, only with pics!",neutral,tweetemotions But I do tweet about you,neutral,tweetemotions @TaylorRumsey You are welcome.,surprise,tweetemotions "My Twitter was born on 12 Feb 09. Today, at this point of time, 4 May 09, 3:56pm (GMT+8), I have 805 tweets (including this one).",neutral,tweetemotions "cars,,,,cars....cars.....I need one. ha ha. The one I found last night, that I wanted so bad! is now sold. And not to me",sadness,tweetemotions I hate the "out-of-nowhere" stuff...,sadness,tweetemotions "i donbt like to peel prawns, i also dont like going shopping, running out of money and crawling round the car looking for more",disgust,tweetemotions "@phoebealice_x when my brother is 18, i will have moved!",joy,tweetemotions "outta the shower, too bad justin couldn't spend the night. haha",sadness,tweetemotions ITS RAINING ITS POURING.............where is my spooning buddy,fear,tweetemotions no class the next two days...but work everyday from today til next wednesday so sad,sadness,tweetemotions @stephenfry I've been single so long all I have is a Hans Solo,fear,tweetemotions Sorry that your tummy hurts deathbyhistory i got a tattoo like half an hour ago!,fear,tweetemotions "Woop, have just bought the Elliot Minor album on itunes. Its finally working for me!!",joy,tweetemotions "missing my hobo/slut/tramp way of life, and cooking for my mother on a saturday night MAMA I LUV U",sadness,tweetemotions Day of writing,neutral,tweetemotions oh yeah the grill is out...its bbq tonight at the house,joy,tweetemotions I wanna longboard but it's raining ughhhhhh,fear,tweetemotions @drerae awww. that sux! my mom has a totally numb finger as well ever since she had her surgery for her hip replacement..sucky.,fear,tweetemotions i wanna see UPPPPPP,joy,tweetemotions Belting Next to Normal is a fabulous evening choice,joy,tweetemotions @dougreport just checked again and it worked!! Sorry,sadness,tweetemotions @Maab You weren't feeling well today? Meh blue tongue I did warn you.,neutral,tweetemotions "Well, there goes *that* shirt. Haha",neutral,tweetemotions @robfindlay http://tinyurl.com/d4l3oe Desktop wallpaper like the inside of a monitor,neutral,tweetemotions "I just managed to stab a piece of bhuja (hot, of course) into the roof of my mouth. Blood everywhere - well, at least in my mouth.",fear,tweetemotions @devilworks wow.???? ??????,surprise,tweetemotions Shit week all fucking week off to the gym now with the worst headache.,disgust,tweetemotions @bb_nation just launched twittix v1.10 - not convinced,disgust,tweetemotions "@Littlepiddle1 hey chicLit whats happening? Just trying to promote my business, it's really hard!",fear,tweetemotions "still up, JUST GOT HOME. ready to go to sleep..",fear,tweetemotions My aim is not working due to network problems,fear,tweetemotions waiting -> gg is loading ... annoying!,disgust,tweetemotions "I like this bride's sense of humor, she wore this wedding gown once...by accident! http://bit.ly/Tnshf",joy,tweetemotions @BizChamp yes! it definitely paid off ... thanks 4 the advice,fear,tweetemotions I'M FEELING GREAT!,joy,tweetemotions "@ the Eldorado house, goodbye Aliante house. *Memories made, memories fade!",sadness,tweetemotions gutted - the handbag I wanted has been sold!,surprise,tweetemotions @TrillMill I need to go shopping with you...but I need to save my money,fear,tweetemotions @lynstephaniewoo yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don't knowwww plan plan before you go to US!,surprise,tweetemotions My phone passed away yesterday.. He jumped off the table Searching for a new phone...,sadness,tweetemotions "@AnnieAreYouOhK No, it's annoying and makes us girls that follow sports and are knowledgable look dumb",sadness,tweetemotions @AnnRan5 thats too bad,neutral,tweetemotions Just missed my train,fear,tweetemotions @ddlovato Caan't Iht Be Earlier? ICant Wait That Long. Ahar. (:,sadness,tweetemotions Postponed is not abandoned. //,neutral,tweetemotions Just enjoyed 2 steak quesadillas! Kinda mad cause I'm gonna miss the laker game!,joy,tweetemotions @ChloeChloe Ahh thats where i go the 6 year old fact. good old radio one! what exams do you have tomorrow?,fear,tweetemotions "Awh, its the last day of the tour I'll miss hangin w/@sendoutscuds and Children 18:3. Soooo...let's make it an awesome nite in OK!!",sadness,tweetemotions @kelcouch I'm sorry at least it's Friday?,sadness,tweetemotions "My poor wife. I'm laid up for another 6 hours on doctors orders, then can't do much and she is dealing with screaming baby",fear,tweetemotions playing 20 questions with Chris,joy,tweetemotions Is getting the hang of Twitter.,neutral,tweetemotions @MrHollaOut hahah u know this mannnnnn trust me ima freak and proud of it,joy,tweetemotions "@xxyouSHiNExx hey! haha, yep! that was me! negative comments get me reallllyyy mad; so i always defend them! haha!",sadness,tweetemotions fuck elora danan are breaking up too and im missing their last nsw show too def need to hit up melbs !! someone come with ?,sadness,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/67jzp McFly concerts through the years [H]... Don't have my '06 one though :/,fear,tweetemotions @lunafactor I kinda wish I went with you now!.. I can't fall asleep,sadness,tweetemotions "@britneyspears I hope that if I were to run up on stage with you one day,u wouldnt kick me off.& U would booty pop with me.",fear,tweetemotions I'm being so whiny right now I'm annoying myself i need to get some rest tonight after Movie Night kid-sitting,disgust,tweetemotions "my head is killing me, i keep sneezing, and i think my boyfriend fell asleep. greaaat",sadness,tweetemotions @Renesmeeeeee *hugs back* me too,fear,tweetemotions "��h. i�m gonna go in the "big" house now, borrow my sis guitar and play and maybe write",neutral,tweetemotions Eminem 3AM ... Freaking Awsome!!! ... Im Going Back Too... Seams Like Something big is inside me... and no...is not a Alien,sadness,tweetemotions nothin to do,neutral,tweetemotions "@baomoi Thanks b?n Tu?n . Vi?t ban ?�m, kh�ng ch?ng v� con kh�ng qu?y",neutral,tweetemotions has stuff to do but refuses to do them. :[,fear,tweetemotions "@TrevorGoff WOO, I knew I could convert you to @UberTwitter I think the UI is way more friendly compared to TinyTwitter.",neutral,tweetemotions "really tired. and have to work the whole day tomorrow, the thought of it depresses me. uncoooool....",sadness,tweetemotions "@ritajking oh wait, i messed up my own messed up lyrics, that should be "don't concretize it"",neutral,tweetemotions no southland this wk,sadness,tweetemotions @lightsresolve I'm so mad I cant go to that...you're like an hour away from me.,sadness,tweetemotions @jtypeplus Addictive isn't it. Biz could definately be better! Folks have just slowed down on getting their done.,neutral,tweetemotions "@shakamaiden DAMN dude... dia 06, 20 e 27 eu tenho curso na DRC flash expert...",neutral,tweetemotions @bloomsday16 I'm sorry to hear that. Here is my optimist: Things will get better. For all of us.,sadness,tweetemotions someone WOULD give a speech about loved ones in the hospital. Stupid COMM class,disgust,tweetemotions I definitely feel sorry for Jamie Stewart... Amsterdam audience can really suck (www.xiuxiu.org and read his post of May 27th ),fear,tweetemotions @thejiggerjames not the same.. Can we party tonight jig,sadness,tweetemotions huhuhu still working to get new clients in motion graphics,joy,tweetemotions @AshOz Will try to make it there at 6:30pm,neutral,tweetemotions that was a fun bacontaco night,joy,tweetemotions today was the BEST <3 eff yeah i <3 @ohbabyitsashley,joy,tweetemotions 19 years for Phil Spector http://bit.ly/199ZWD,neutral,tweetemotions @dimples_03 He'll know Tupac lyrics too!,joy,tweetemotions I wanna do something tonight after work.... But I dunno what...,neutral,tweetemotions Don't Chase Me - Shea Fisher download it,neutral,tweetemotions I've been to Best Buy & Target and still no Electrik Red album! I'm loosing hope..they've never even heard of the girls,surprise,tweetemotions @MarkIsMusing - I always appreciate your "musings.",neutral,tweetemotions "@Saz_xox Oh god, everyone's dying. But it's mainly justin depressing me",fear,tweetemotions shares I miss my niece and nephew. http://tinyurl.com/mrgqdc http://plurk.com/p/x1ap6,sadness,tweetemotions "@jcwentz Maths and Science were the strongest for me i think..dunno bout geography, only did like 1 day of study for 1/2 a year of work!",disgust,tweetemotions "@lukeholland I am mid-detox, I won't eat any",neutral,tweetemotions @dabusStop thats terrible I enjoy being with you every minute!,fear,tweetemotions Tweeten Out Tix deals for NKOTB 5/28 Was $43 NOW *$38 http://tinyurl.com/NKOTBTweetenTixsDeal <-or other SEAT Prices /NKOTB Dates,neutral,tweetemotions "Omg my head still hurts, i need to get my comics today so i got to hurry lol",fear,tweetemotions @Don_J think so.. although think i am being ignored! not a good day,disgust,tweetemotions @danishaw No. I won't be back until the 7th,neutral,tweetemotions back time. I wish I was a teenager again. I wish I could feel healthy again. I can't remember what it's like to feel healthy anymore.,fear,tweetemotions Hanging out at the San Fran airport. Got a few hour wait until I go anywhere...BTW SFO's $7 wifi is garbage.,disgust,tweetemotions ""NAPPY'S" da new "N" word....by da way, iLove my "NAPPY" braids iGot "HANG-TIME" homie lol",joy,tweetemotions the sun is shining and i'm off for a driving lesson,joy,tweetemotions "1st- TY to those who follow back. 2nd - grrr to those who don't, cuz it messes up being able to follow others u want to when ur at 2000+",joy,tweetemotions "@Annnnnaaaaa lol, I've just realised that i've been sending messages that were meant to be to you, to a page that doesn't exist",fear,tweetemotions left the bases loaded...,neutral,tweetemotions "@denisev3 it was a biligual sweatshop LOL I talk 2 him once in a while but not as much, he got an r6",joy,tweetemotions @andybarr I was going to but I'm stuck with it as I seem to have misplaced my remote It's extra bad tonight as well :|,fear,tweetemotions "Want: Trip to Boston next month. Need: Addit'l motivation to save the $ to do so. Beloved daughter wants to go with, which = 2x the $.",neutral,tweetemotions @itsgabbith hMm well at least you got them out! Sorry about it though wish you could keep them in!!!,fear,tweetemotions @maxinefrances Ah Not doing cbeebies epg by any chance are you hehe. need pinkyponk crash warnings ;-) Is your journey home long?,surprise,tweetemotions We have a tour of students this morning: huge pick-up for Mothers day:speaking for a luncheon:100 planters to do: nothing boring here,surprise,tweetemotions My comp is being slo w,fear,tweetemotions @DianaRusso night Diana and if you travel soon take care,fear,tweetemotions Good morning new followers. Time for my face-sized coffee. Don't be a stranger,surprise,tweetemotions "I'm working on working, but it's not working",neutral,tweetemotions @mariqueen Thanks for the warning. Good thing my heart is unbreakable.,fear,tweetemotions "And Jenny is so gorgeous --' PFFFF i love her style, i want her outfits",sadness,tweetemotions @arielleGore phaket. what did anneliese want to do?,fear,tweetemotions @TrueVisionDubbz OMG! that wasn't funny.. LOOK at his face in the pic.. OMG! that made me sad! BAD JOB MIKE!! wtf?? .. poor K O B E,fear,tweetemotions looks like i'll never go to the zoo,fear,tweetemotions @MsCatou someone really needs to make a kit like that avaialble for home use,neutral,tweetemotions This Twittername is hosted by TwitterFridge. Email us if you want us to open the Fridge Check: www.twitterfridge.com,neutral,tweetemotions I'm wondering how big the rumored new 'large screen' Kindle will be - http://is.gd/wyFI -and when we can start seeing K12 textbooks on it,joy,tweetemotions playing the game of watching straight people hook up but can't leave because of another reason,neutral,tweetemotions "@KingsOfLeon_Grl very excited, although her train is going to be delayed",fear,tweetemotions "@chuckiem Yes, and I hope the show I promoted was clean..... lol Bella",fear,tweetemotions @mohdrafie Theres no such thing,neutral,tweetemotions "I'm loving the fact that there is tension on the set of Iron Man 2, poor Gwenyth can't handle being in Scarlett's shadow",neutral,tweetemotions @kaseyhayes a bee stung your eye? im sorry,surprise,tweetemotions @shereenzangana That was fantastic! Thank you,fear,tweetemotions what am i doing drinking a shitload of water to get rid off me hangover then training at 9am,disgust,tweetemotions Really tired this sunday morning xxx,sadness,tweetemotions "@hearted that happened to me so often, i hated it. every time i moved to a username that i thought i'd love, i moved soon after.",surprise,tweetemotions has got grass all over him,neutral,tweetemotions is soo bored its lovley day outside but nuttin to do,neutral,tweetemotions says it's raining again http://plurk.com/p/x2ydn,neutral,tweetemotions "Oh... according to mom dad is going to try and take 2-3 weeks off in Sep. to go to Austira, and just wrap a vacation into it as well lmao",fear,tweetemotions @JuliusLionheart y r we giving up on people? I actually thought that way for a while too before I found someone who is very intriguing,disgust,tweetemotions @teacherPaddy hey Padster...it's a dirt track. thx for the info! I got 3 miles in,joy,tweetemotions Good morning http://bit.ly/Tjvhv,joy,tweetemotions @jackbox noooooo! I just spent two days getting that damn song OUT of my head,surprise,tweetemotions "despite rain, having a fantastic day",joy,tweetemotions @JennaMadison hehehehehe.....it play time now cutie! lol lol,joy,tweetemotions "@sueandsteve Wow, thats quite the trip!",neutral,tweetemotions Bout to knock out. Feelin a lil sick peace y'all,fear,tweetemotions @nsharm75 thank you for reading Ohlala,joy,tweetemotions dinner was yummy and all... but i'm still super tired after all the things we went through to enroll for college.,sadness,tweetemotions I feel like... I'm not gonna make it this year,neutral,tweetemotions @meesabythewater thank you so much,joy,tweetemotions I want some Starbucks..,neutral,tweetemotions @ACIMLTD playing with image,neutral,tweetemotions happy 4 all of U who R celebrating mothers day w/ yr moms i lost MY mom 2 cancer sevrl years ago...,fear,tweetemotions "@holidayrooms Whoah, slow down, you're filling my screen! Maybe more effective if you spread tweets out?",fear,tweetemotions I wanna crawl under my desk and take a nap nvrmind its dirty =/,fear,tweetemotions @grahamcoltonfan hahah me too!! Except for when Haley gets hit by a car but yay Leyton!,sadness,tweetemotions 2am feedings for the baby are fun when he is all smiles and coos,joy,tweetemotions "@hazelnutchoc Same as, it's BS I tell you! Ah well, better attempt some",fear,tweetemotions Gardening stuff I ordered got returned to sender because it was damage need to work out how to get to a garden centre.,fear,tweetemotions "@Samm_xx awww, that sucks",sadness,tweetemotions one of my besties is moving away,fear,tweetemotions @electra126 As long as you take me with you,surprise,tweetemotions sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!),sadness,tweetemotions Geez I'm hating bein at work till 10 on a day like this I feel like its a wasted lovley day,disgust,tweetemotions The bunny is longing for the hoodie she left in the car brrr....,sadness,tweetemotions @cottonandcloud Moooorning! Fancy a coffee?,joy,tweetemotions Damnit. I have run out of candy coated books.,fear,tweetemotions @KelleeHR well sure hope they can do that...,neutral,tweetemotions that just sucks!,fear,tweetemotions happy mother's day! everyone have a great day and make sure you go see ya mommas,neutral,tweetemotions "@reba Wish I could listen but because I'm from Canada, the website won't let me!",neutral,tweetemotions @professorgreen & you still are not following me,fear,tweetemotions @solangeknowles I'm proud of You Solange.,sadness,tweetemotions "@naomijlea good job I have the track in my head, cos sadly can't access it, boo",joy,tweetemotions Off to finish the book "nudge" then going to write some,joy,tweetemotions good morning everyone! hope you al have a lovely sunday! (and i do hope it doesnt rain tomorrow :|),joy,tweetemotions no one calls me anymore,sadness,tweetemotions "@MelissaPan ah the Computer's not in my room on BBerry right now, and Youtube charges D: !! Heyy, how about you, aren't you tired XD?",fear,tweetemotions "Well if you actually went and got your drivers license you wouldn't have to worry about the bus being shit, haha.",neutral,tweetemotions @kevinwilliams yeah I guess so it makes me very sad though becase the disc is scratched!,fear,tweetemotions Omg i'm going to robinson with tyler wfm. And i freakin miss anthony ugh today kinda sucks. Lex<3,sadness,tweetemotions JB on the front of factor x!!!!! wooh contest timeee,fear,tweetemotions what fun! I got retweeted by a bot,joy,tweetemotions @ElJefe_GM That's the plan,neutral,tweetemotions falling asleep and waking to gun shots arent fun,surprise,tweetemotions @exton won't anyone give poor ernie reyes jr a break?,fear,tweetemotions @brotherjesse The ball is in motion. I have to type up concepts in outline format we could develop those to ensure we deliver greatness,fear,tweetemotions Just picked up my copies of the printed brochures I did for the BWRC. So excited,joy,tweetemotions Last free Friday.,fear,tweetemotions @dcorsetto Ugh my trousers do that too and I've never found a way to combat it! It's so weird,fear,tweetemotions @orbicule wow great promo for orbicule. is there an english translation somewhere? my Norwegian isn't that good,sadness,tweetemotions I think that mowing the lawn should not be allowed to be done by teenagers. It sucks! Well off to mow.,sadness,tweetemotions "@karshka Hey. I won't be coming to town this weekend, because I don't have a day off until next friday.",sadness,tweetemotions Sunshine is back....... having a hair day new due,neutral,tweetemotions @susieblackmon I know what appeals to you with knitting! Believe me I KNOW!,joy,tweetemotions I'm so stupid! It's Star Wars Day!!! May the 4th be with you!!!,surprise,tweetemotions "@amandawilk106 yes unfuzzy, i prefer the fuzzy me and clear caleb.. wanna turn back the clock!",sadness,tweetemotions Morning all. I appear to have a bit of a sore head. Perhaps the bag of pork scratchings for dinner wasn't such a good idea,fear,tweetemotions @Gardenwiseguy This is truly enlightening for me,fear,tweetemotions wtf at facebook spam saying that my DAD is my secret admirer,fear,tweetemotions @lilbumbles Happy Mother's Day to the only mother I have on my list!,joy,tweetemotions I just received a mothers day card from my lovely daughter wishing my a happy mothers day http://tr.im/kWK9,fear,tweetemotions Kimberlee Hatch!!!!!!! I miss you,neutral,tweetemotions still cant figure this twitter thing out on my phone. i dont have the iphone.,neutral,tweetemotions "10pm tonight, International Space Station will by over head, through most of Texas at least",neutral,tweetemotions @mileycyrus hehe his name was Jack Dawson & he died on the Titanic u c that movie Miley?im watching it rite now. amazing.tell Leo I<3Him!,surprise,tweetemotions is super happy at the new interest rate. whoop whoop.,joy,tweetemotions Digging the ideas behind railsbridge (http://railsbridge.org/),joy,tweetemotions @marianawerneck o que houve?,neutral,tweetemotions I left my ipod in the car so now its all warm.,fear,tweetemotions "@kegrocks I did one last night it will be available in dvd, blue ray, and digital download via the iTunes store by the end of the week",neutral,tweetemotions wishing i could go out of town this weekend,sadness,tweetemotions as if i finsh work at eleven.. IS THAT EVEN ALLOWD? cauz i really dont want to.. lol,sadness,tweetemotions @racemode lol.. who know the president could be a comedian?,joy,tweetemotions @onti1 have fun tonight,joy,tweetemotions @HoptonHouseBnB now theres a thought .... do you still get goldfish at the fair ?? not seen them for years,fear,tweetemotions @pntbtrkisses I agree with @Dog_Crazy it's not worth it - block them & let Twitter police know about harrassment.,sadness,tweetemotions "Guys Richard fleeshman got twitter, FOLLOW HIM @RFleeshman",neutral,tweetemotions "here it's 3:34 a.m. and i'm at home, after a night in a pub",neutral,tweetemotions "In regard to knowledge, I am like the little robot in the movie "Short Circuit." I am always crying out: "Imput! Imput!"",fear,tweetemotions "my ipod came back to me after visits to cali, china, and alaska...but its at home and im @ work...",sadness,tweetemotions Wearing glasses gives me a headache.,neutral,tweetemotions Damm servers still down i need to hit 80 before all the koxpers pass me,fear,tweetemotions k might take long then a minute then,fear,tweetemotions "Yummy yum-cha for mother's day with mum, dad, arcel and egg-pants yuuuuuum http://twitpic.com/4w65x",joy,tweetemotions @datalore_tv I hope Shatner didn�t address that message to philosophers. We�re doomed if they stopped thinking,fear,tweetemotions editing something in photoshoot NILEY,neutral,tweetemotions Soooo high,fear,tweetemotions @wendica I checked. We didn't win,sadness,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/4w67k - Camping at black butte lake,neutral,tweetemotions "@LaniNicole Yeh yeh. I would switch to Cingular, but I have more friends on T-Mobile. Free minutes, yo.",joy,tweetemotions @Bill_Pritchard how come i dont see more of u? how come i dont see u at all is a better question lol. that needs to change mister! im sad,sadness,tweetemotions I was gonna get off at 230 2day. Just found out I'm stayin til 630,surprise,tweetemotions MIffed to discover that I only own De La Soul's "Stakes Is High" on cassette! And iTunes/Amazon don't sell a digital copy,surprise,tweetemotions at my lil sis 8th grade graduation....i already kno dis is gonna last all my life,fear,tweetemotions is noow calmmm eating polvoron .. yuumm,surprise,tweetemotions My computer dies soon - its so much virus on it but my virus scanner cant find it :S,sadness,tweetemotions "Looks like it's going to be too nice to work today, how annoying as I have no choice",fear,tweetemotions @gfalcone601 im sooo excited!!,surprise,tweetemotions it makes me want to cry when 2 grown men discuss characters on All My Children.,sadness,tweetemotions Home from school. Out tonight? Probably not,neutral,tweetemotions "Getting ready for school, good mood already",fear,tweetemotions Listening to the simply awesome Ratatat on a bank holiday monday before a BBQ later http://bit.ly/gJqSh,neutral,tweetemotions I have tea! & have just found a picture of the big snail from the walk yesterday.,neutral,tweetemotions "sad day, redskins release Jansen Best wishes to him. http://twurl.nl/ueivwi",sadness,tweetemotions "So, what's so great bout your so called 'wonderful love life'? For god sake, W-A-T-E-V-A!",anger,tweetemotions @porquechutzpah Their coming tomorrow morning and it's sort of an impossible task. I just need to clear some space. Thanks though,fear,tweetemotions @dougiemcfly i bet so,neutral,tweetemotions @charavel nice! now gimmeh some nice stuff,joy,tweetemotions "@sunrisesister yeah, so quick! And I'm using the 5mm addi's I bought on Sat and it makes it even smoother",joy,tweetemotions walking in 3 inch heels that ended up being a half size to big on a leg that's still has pulled muscles.not a good look.my ass hurts 2day,neutral,tweetemotions Made a seamless connection to Toro Toro Quebec Two.,neutral,tweetemotions @lewischris May we be humble but Bold for Christ! lisa..,neutral,tweetemotions http://bit.ly/GQdbD one of the saddest songs I've ever heard,sadness,tweetemotions Whoooooo! Spcn 2009! ready to cheer for @Dariane!,joy,tweetemotions i just had the weirdest dream ever and can't see because owi credo is too brighi. But i hate guys,disgust,tweetemotions @AnAmusedFrog you know the .nds torrent file for it? and i am guessing u have gh:mettallica? christine brought it today for the ps3,neutral,tweetemotions @allysonrobinson I am working my way through a bottle of Excedrin. Maybe we are twins.,neutral,tweetemotions Gnight shar <(' '<)Vega(>' ')>,neutral,tweetemotions just going to cook some lamb chops for lunch - I always end up coking just before pay day and amaze myself at how much I can cook,neutral,tweetemotions Went outside and picked flowers with Marina! i love picking flowers haha,joy,tweetemotions very malakas ang ulan. how will i go to fort,fear,tweetemotions "finished! took me about two hours, but i got a "B" on it",disgust,tweetemotions @OfficialBB Will we be able to see clips/episodes on the C4 website from America? Or will I languish reading the news stories again?,fear,tweetemotions @hojomo im having trouble finding really yummy egg free ice-cream #favoriteicecream - got any recommendations anyone?,sadness,tweetemotions Good Morning everyone! Have a great Monday! Thanks for following!,joy,tweetemotions "@nagatep grabe, norms. i researched; dami pala flamenco forms and sub-forms. kaloka! i attempted a Solea. kaloka ang 12-beat!",neutral,tweetemotions i'm hungry. i want scrambled eggs again. my grandma always makes perfect scrambled eggs. my mum sucks at it. so i'll go make some myself!,fear,tweetemotions @damond_vip bye bye beard,neutral,tweetemotions Goooosh! Someone payed my LastFM subscription ^^,fear,tweetemotions So tired,neutral,tweetemotions never part of these follow fridays,neutral,tweetemotions nothing to do this evening.. MISSING LIFESTORY,neutral,tweetemotions Wow Derek Rose got a next student to do his SATs. so what now? He can't play no more?,surprise,tweetemotions @wdthem But can you breathe OK?,fear,tweetemotions "@vivzy wanted to change my handset covers, pen drives and a headphone in some place..guess its not happening...",neutral,tweetemotions "urgh, i really hate that medicine",disgust,tweetemotions "well i guess it all depends,undergarments.",neutral,tweetemotions going to second morning of the day... just sleeping for 3-4 hours,neutral,tweetemotions @nathanschultze haha. that's awesome. good job,joy,tweetemotions @eBeth I can hear it now...,surprise,tweetemotions "@ShaneSakata Hi Shane, that link doesn't seem to work",sadness,tweetemotions just finished eating,neutral,tweetemotions Happy Mother's Day to all the American mamas!,surprise,tweetemotions @promotingyou no FF tweet for me?,fear,tweetemotions Looking forward to a session at the gym,surprise,tweetemotions Is responding to an email.,fear,tweetemotions "@VernaeWilliams @LanceDrummonds you two are hilaaaaarious, I love it. Vernae where have you been ?",joy,tweetemotions Sunburn hurts!,disgust,tweetemotions @whodeani Some place where you have to be all boring? UGGGGGG,surprise,tweetemotions "@KimSherrell maybe its because my computer committed suicide this week, but your "faves" link wont load",fear,tweetemotions @rgoodchild I think that normally we are drawn to people familiar or similar to us. The cougar thing is for some quick fun.,neutral,tweetemotions @miss_k_renee On a Saturday? Not so cool friend. Same job Different position! Let me know when your in town again!!! Miss U,sadness,tweetemotions @kiddshow @deviantlysweet @causeimrossome still no shout out for Spider,sadness,tweetemotions "Oh, ouch. That hurt. Damn washing machine is out to get me! <.< >.>",surprise,tweetemotions @KINGDINGALING_1 @wendi916 is leavin bc of racists *starts cryin*,sadness,tweetemotions Went to see "UP". It was a really good movie that pulls at the heart strings i highly recommend it,surprise,tweetemotions @zykloid Thanks!,joy,tweetemotions Sending blessings out to @gailelaine,neutral,tweetemotions @grentone Content content content .... gah! Story of my life right now - thx for reminding me. That's what I should be doing v. Tweeting,neutral,tweetemotions @kirstyyl Yes because I haven't worn jeans in ages,neutral,tweetemotions "Ugh, I hate 90 degree weather",disgust,tweetemotions @YAphilJ phil! I miss you gracin ya with your presence I haven't been on much what's new?,fear,tweetemotions "http://bit.ly/253ce :: I got bit in the face by a doberman when I was four years old, I just wanted a kiss My neighbor had about 13 ...",sadness,tweetemotions is a college graduate,neutral,tweetemotions @chinaablue,neutral,tweetemotions ticked off cause i can't go see "drag me to hell" with melissa and amber. staying home on a friday night is NOT my thing.,sadness,tweetemotions @SkinnyInTheCity Good to hear... several of my peeps are working tonight...,fear,tweetemotions @HilzFuld haha this tripped me up once when I was talking to Harvard - I read it as an aussie automatically - came off as an idiot,joy,tweetemotions sooo long twitters! I'm off to Cuba,sadness,tweetemotions Good morning twitterland. Happy Monday,fear,tweetemotions "My new design portfolio is finally on the web: http://www.designia.nl - Still needs some tweaking on the details but it's ok for now,",surprise,tweetemotions @TrevorAB aww you poor dear! But it was awesome you came out to race!,fear,tweetemotions ough out of the shower and my toes feel horrible in my socks i think they are still a bit wet,fear,tweetemotions I dont think my twitpic is working,fear,tweetemotions giving myself a manicure + pedicure ahhh how i've missed you nice pretty nails...,joy,tweetemotions Playing logical gates games with Charles on : http://tinyurl.com/6jwjmy Charles took less than 5 mn to make a light bulb flicker,neutral,tweetemotions blogging..it's my new passion,neutral,tweetemotions YAY! A bright and shiny new week to play with,joy,tweetemotions @BELLION1988 thought u said twitter was crap bellion?,surprise,tweetemotions in 1st period. i hate this class. can't wait until i'm home!!!!!!!!! i'll b the happiest person in the world wen i'm home!!!,sadness,tweetemotions not to be too macabre but its hard to believe we dropped a real nuclear weapon on real japanese humans. http://ow.ly/9NRu #warisfucked,sadness,tweetemotions I have been playing skate for two hours. Now i need to get out and actually skate. But it's too late,joy,tweetemotions Hi there all! Can't stay to long have to go to work soon,fear,tweetemotions I'm going to bed ....it's weird the 1st time in a long time.. He didn't call and say goodnight ... Ima lil curious,surprise,tweetemotions Fever of 103. Awesome. My tonsils are so swollen I can't even eat solid food. Still on location the pictures rule though,joy,tweetemotions Jennnnnn richhhh wast to the ed,neutral,tweetemotions @Santbrink boffert,fear,tweetemotions @jetskiworld Haha ! Go Martin ! His fixed our Ski like a million times ...,fear,tweetemotions awww i've lost a follower i fail,fear,tweetemotions Migrating a Sybase ASE SPARC Sun Solaris based into a Solaris x86 based. That should be fun,joy,tweetemotions @Tim_in_NH night bud,neutral,tweetemotions "@NightShade10 It'll be worth the wait, I'm busting a gut here.",neutral,tweetemotions "Just leaving rainy forks, starting the long journey home! Rachel, if ur reading this, dont worry il send the stuff as soon as i get back",fear,tweetemotions I'm a fat and sad puffyn now,fear,tweetemotions Wishing everyone a good night,neutral,tweetemotions hopes whoever stole my purse and money gets what is coming to them,disgust,tweetemotions @jequalo tweeten maar,neutral,tweetemotions aahhhh the new pics from new moon are brill. I don't think I can wait 5 months,joy,tweetemotions But I have cause I missed a lot of classes,fear,tweetemotions @caseywright ~acai emails~yes tons of them..,neutral,tweetemotions I jus planted a garden in my backyard,sadness,tweetemotions I'm feeling better now that I have something in my tummy,joy,tweetemotions ok shopping was far too fun ~ unpacking the bags now,sadness,tweetemotions Got the CofO to late didn't close today Will close Monday....back out to meet a buyer tonight to show a few homes to,sadness,tweetemotions stayed home from school today doctors sooooon.,neutral,tweetemotions "@trekkerguy Yeah, I have seen the reviews and they are great! It is just that the reviews surprised me. Now getting tickets for tonight",joy,tweetemotions "@HansenBanana Kayyy XD Yeah, everyone always talks about the part where the dog dies I need to find a movie that you haven't seen now XD",joy,tweetemotions out with @lizzziemonster & @jamiejamess i am soooo hungry,neutral,tweetemotions work 4 - close,neutral,tweetemotions "super late for work, and got an earful from the PSYCHOPATH. GRRRR! Day, please get better",disgust,tweetemotions @xnicoleex_ yeah sorry i was busy last night ill try and go next week!,sadness,tweetemotions @rustyrockets et's genitals are in his magic glowing finger,neutral,tweetemotions @shefaly Hard-knock life.,neutral,tweetemotions thinks malibu is the drink for me lets all hit the bottle woop woop xx,neutral,tweetemotions I just got home. i bought twiggies and a toothbrush that promises to make my teeth 60% cleaner. - http://tweet.sg,joy,tweetemotions Lovin the clean shaven Mr Flowers! He looks so young!!! Reminds me that I'm getting old,sadness,tweetemotions "i want some grape soda, jack fowers' fault. also, @TraceCyrus i wish i could see you play are your uk gigs sold out? please reply!!!!!!!!",joy,tweetemotions So I just failed my second year of med school. I don't know what to do or say.,fear,tweetemotions six more finals to go,neutral,tweetemotions got a little scare tonight. couldnt fall back to sleep. so i started working on my digital imaging project. looking good.,disgust,tweetemotions @babygirlparis Ten bucks says I know where your going and if it's where I think it is....let me know if my boulder is still on the beach.,neutral,tweetemotions "damn - Apple store is down for updates... what's coming, I wonder?",fear,tweetemotions "Ok grey/cold day in LA, listening to PJ Harvey, Jenny Lewis, Cat Power..I see a pattern here.",sadness,tweetemotions @Petronella I really want a Shish kebab... Going to have to settle for toast,sadness,tweetemotions is Level 58 http://plurk.com/p/stvri,neutral,tweetemotions "unlucky pants today: lemonade, earlier: white russian in the middle of the dance floor",fear,tweetemotions @tncc24 - so sweet why aren't you out livin' it up this saturday night?,joy,tweetemotions @SujataChadha wish I could say the same about the weather in Mumbai. Its hot n horrible but guess it friday so one reason to be,neutral,tweetemotions is trying to find a profile picture that isn't too big!!! and loving the Hills marathon on MTV,neutral,tweetemotions @lethebashar That would panic me a little! Maybe you can read on an orbitron at the gym like I do...when all else fails?!?,surprise,tweetemotions @denise183rd yo wake your ass up and go to work go get that paper u aint sick dont lie,sadness,tweetemotions @leecattley No idea,neutral,tweetemotions follow @johnofisher just because... or don't either way they have really cool tshirts hey johno x,neutral,tweetemotions iProcrastinate: This is by far my #1 character flaw. Gotta session at 11 and I don't want to emerge from my covers.,fear,tweetemotions @donttrythis Something like that happened to me once: We closed the side door too hard and the engine locked up,fear,tweetemotions Ugh! Plane delayed due to weather! Stuck with another hour to kill. http://twitpic.com/67xs0,disgust,tweetemotions well dnt really knw wot to do stay wit some 1 who doesnt want 2 b wiv me or move home to rents after 4yr of bein away,fear,tweetemotions "my house is so sad looking without all of the furniture, air mattressing it for 2 nights and then I'm officially moved from Knoxville.",surprise,tweetemotions "there are many jobs I aspire to, supervisor is not one of them talk about too much stress for too little pay",fear,tweetemotions @msdiazz ask how long adrians took lmao ... Intime,neutral,tweetemotions Hmmm. http://www.djhero.com/ is down,fear,tweetemotions @drewryanscott I would be there... But I live across the country,fear,tweetemotions "http://tr.im/kp06 Surrealism in a cute way - Louis Votton "Superflat Monogram" - Takashi Murakami, Music by Fantastic Plastic Machine",neutral,tweetemotions "Good am all..: hanging out with ma dad 2day, looking for a job still..",joy,tweetemotions @JraseanJ aww I wish there was sun out here. Then I can get a tan!!!! (walks it out) go meee go meeee,neutral,tweetemotions "went and got a pedicure and a manicure 2daii!!!! and den sunbathed all daii!!!! BEST DAY EVA!!!!! oh yeh,....did a teeny bit of study",joy,tweetemotions @lydia_teamgreen Marriage course is not running on either of the bank holidays in May. Back and running next week,neutral,tweetemotions "At school, it's so boring",sadness,tweetemotions just got home from doing the big shop totally munched out because i was so starving and im at weigh in in the morning oops,fear,tweetemotions @LAKEVIA @kingdobson dont listen..he do him..but I tried not taking a nap yesterday and I still was up til 1am and than I got up at 7am,disgust,tweetemotions Almost ready to leave the house to head to WTHR!,joy,tweetemotions "I can't believe Clinton and Bush were both here, doing a seminar together and I did not go",neutral,tweetemotions @ShoeGal007 I always love help propping up the bar...,neutral,tweetemotions "Hmm, $25 to see the Decemberists, but I have to go to Raleigh on a work night... or $95 for cheap seats to the Bolshoi? Probably neither",fear,tweetemotions I just cried whilst watching hollyoaks .. i need a life! lol,sadness,tweetemotions "hopping in the shower, @ricandhislife you can help me tidy my room its a shit hole, mums fucking friends",disgust,tweetemotions I wish the sun would shine. but it won't,sadness,tweetemotions depressed; my best friends pissed @ me,disgust,tweetemotions Thank you all for the huge response w/ blessings & congratulations for us and Anna... We're indeed a family in church love that so much,fear,tweetemotions editing and watching movies tonight,neutral,tweetemotions and young ones...."look what I found"...."breakfast"....,neutral,tweetemotions "@mileycyrus i think it's fun, you gotta hide, and defend from your enemy, fun huh?",joy,tweetemotions had a awesome day!,joy,tweetemotions Going into liverpool soon,neutral,tweetemotions Things aren't just as easy and simple as they seem to be.,neutral,tweetemotions 6moredays.6moredays. yay.yay. taken is nearly finished better be good,joy,tweetemotions Is FINALLY having dinner... At Nishiki Sushi!,joy,tweetemotions just got back from rachael's house,neutral,tweetemotions "@QueenofKong We should have a twitter reunion it would be awesome to meet you all lol, iwonder howd iget that to pull off",joy,tweetemotions I miss my peanut gallery,fear,tweetemotions @mileycyrus i thght i voted bt i dnt think it workd! Whats the link 2 vote for u! Nobody deserves it more than u do. Ur so talented. I<3U,fear,tweetemotions @wojo4hitz @marchingstars @winkiedinkie @erockett89 Now I feel left out... All alone in AZ...lol,sadness,tweetemotions "@qatesiuradewyo I would cry a little. Wait...no I mean, the mechanical army would be -so- pleased to have proper representation. X-me!",fear,tweetemotions @FlissTee I miss my cats.... But not on Sunday mornings! Mine did that to,disgust,tweetemotions "@mileycyrus Miley, I tried voting for you, and it wont let me vote for some reason Ill try back a little later! <3",neutral,tweetemotions "And you could have it all, my empire of dirt! I'm in a&e with dad I'm freezing fully shivering Every1 else is warm no fones allowed ffs!",anger,tweetemotions "@ceeemmess hi cs, welcome to the twitterverse, if i can help with anything, just ask",neutral,tweetemotions Had to stay home while my wife takes my daughter and a few friends out to Tokyo Steak House - sadly my body is not cooperating today,sadness,tweetemotions I hear tonight is the last jleno show,sadness,tweetemotions DONE--IT'S SUMMER!!!,neutral,tweetemotions @Bensabeast Whaaaat?!?!? When did that happen?,surprise,tweetemotions "Sick. Feel like jello, can't talk, and delirious.",fear,tweetemotions i had a dream that i was going to my graduation & i started crying...then i went home to take a nap & missed it...then a bee stung me...,surprise,tweetemotions "is so excited for this summer... Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton, Eagles of Death Metal, and ahhh the Dead Weather",joy,tweetemotions I like taking my dogs with me in the car when I run errands. They are always excited to go anywhere. like this morning to Krogers.,joy,tweetemotions @lolmonsters lol that's great For you.,surprise,tweetemotions "@juliannebritton Ohhh, i really want to see Coraline, it seems really good",joy,tweetemotions went to church with @JessAttack t'was different lol,joy,tweetemotions real stressed,fear,tweetemotions "@chuckwelch that's half the solution, it doesn't address the intrusion into the link-sharing process, but thanks",neutral,tweetemotions @nickshotchick Hey! whats up? Im just at the library right now and the comp is about to sign me out,neutral,tweetemotions "Ah, that was easy I just received the new link for the Reegie rig",joy,tweetemotions @Yaelzraw fell asleep with techno songs on shuffle. Loud. Its been on for hours. Im too lazy to go turn it off. He has like 800,neutral,tweetemotions nothing right now to do,fear,tweetemotions @MissPrecious2 "coomee to ja-maiii-cah an feel alllll right!!" hahaha,neutral,tweetemotions "@tommcfly you and the guys should come down here, we are fucking freezing out here!",fear,tweetemotions @TiffanyMMiller Yes i work 6 to 3...,neutral,tweetemotions @neilfws maybe you need to start a "wholey created by evolution" or "wholely composed of matter" flickr group,neutral,tweetemotions @thodwris RIP Michael,sadness,tweetemotions "@artbynemo My name is Chad, but I won't be here tomorrow",neutral,tweetemotions my tummy hurts i blame last night's chinese food.,fear,tweetemotions @jasonhoun Haha of course! That's my favorite album of all time,joy,tweetemotions @nick_carter ah nick you�ve set the vid to private do you not want everyone 2 see it or has it been a mistake?,surprise,tweetemotions i was screaming like a maniac! But the thing was u couldn't scream on the ride which sucked the fun out of everything so...,sadness,tweetemotions "How I wish I get at least 2 days-off in a row. 1 day off is not enough to rest. 3 days on, 1 day off, 4 days on, 1 day off...Ugh!!!",sadness,tweetemotions @YakfisherNet no way to comment on site unless you are a member,neutral,tweetemotions I got paint in my hair,neutral,tweetemotions why is this english homework so hard i seem to be getting nowhere,disgust,tweetemotions saw Hannah Montana Movie today!! was the best!!!!!! was AWESOMEEEEEE!!!!!! Hannah and Miley RockS! lol,joy,tweetemotions Biology final today. Then home to prepare for psychology.,neutral,tweetemotions it just thundered reallyreally loud at work and this little boy started crying I wanted to cry too...I hate storms! wah,disgust,tweetemotions a chilled day party tomorrow.,joy,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/66yb9 Ozzy back from the vet. Not feeling well. He looks so sad. Possible UTI. Results tomorrow.,fear,tweetemotions i've got nothing witty to tweet,sadness,tweetemotions acho que vou ver roupinhas goticas -qqq,neutral,tweetemotions @SoozInSports ouch,neutral,tweetemotions I hate watching the News. Why do such awful things happen?,disgust,tweetemotions "I want to go back to bed but have a child to look after! I may sleep all of sunday, my enevitable hangover may require it!",fear,tweetemotions "It's a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? http://blip.fm/~5yk38",joy,tweetemotions @gfalcone601 Hi Gi are you going tonight? xx,neutral,tweetemotions Okay I'm seriously bored. I have nothing to do. I can't go out cause it's raining.,disgust,tweetemotions @crazy_people sure is,joy,tweetemotions "@rnbguru bummer, that means unless I do a youtube rip, which I don't know how, I can't have it.",neutral,tweetemotions is watching life of ryan,neutral,tweetemotions "@tlockemy I do too, but not heavy rain, which we've had 4 more than a wk.",fear,tweetemotions "Colleague that "helped" by creating his unit's site in iWeb was NOT helpful. Trash code, 24 CSS files for a 4 page site, no optimizing.",neutral,tweetemotions I've come to the conclusion that lemongrass chicken tastes like lysol - so much for lunch!,disgust,tweetemotions @sbcvandy OMG! I KNOW! I give myself a stroke everytime I go getting mad at them. (Quietly with the windows rolled up. ),sadness,tweetemotions Ouutside in the city talkin to trey trey i misssed him,joy,tweetemotions OH. I am just so tired.,sadness,tweetemotions "@martinb9999 need to get an intel based mac 1st but this impacts on dual core vs quad choice, latter probably better for virtualization",fear,tweetemotions In Paris till friday!!,joy,tweetemotions @fatally_yours that's stunning!,joy,tweetemotions "Glad I went out, glad I didn't leave early, and glad to be afterpartying it up @ Beth's I'm back!",neutral,tweetemotions Ok. Time to nodd off its gonna be a long day tomorrow. Saying goodbye to my car for good,sadness,tweetemotions "@aaronob I had it! On my itunes, but then I lost all my songs.",sadness,tweetemotions @juicystar007 Pleaseeee im really tired and stuck in waiting room for 2 hours midnight in england. hw much money do u get a mnth?,surprise,tweetemotions "if you're as lovesick as I am, give me a call, we should go bowling and complain about love",sadness,tweetemotions @flyingnutcase That just means you were not trying hard enought,neutral,tweetemotions Actual wiki entry "The Million Dollar Homepage" made me just shake my head due to the fact that ... sometimes...somtimes things just work,surprise,tweetemotions All of a sudden I'm craving broccoli and cheese soup really bad... my mouth is watering envisioning a bread bowl in my head...,neutral,tweetemotions making Shell join twitter so I have a follower,fear,tweetemotions @jesfive SWEEEEET - San Fran is awesome!!!! Love it there,joy,tweetemotions waiting to get picked up!,neutral,tweetemotions @countrygirls86 dude i tried!! it wouldn't load!,fear,tweetemotions Xfiles disc doesn't work.. Rippin,sadness,tweetemotions As predicted i feel lyk shit gahh i hate bein ill!! At wrk tweet lata xx,disgust,tweetemotions @BrandiHoov we are coming...won't be there til around 9....can't stay though,joy,tweetemotions @iFelixGonzalez really?!?! It looks like its going to rain here but its all just gray.... La is a bummer sumtimes,joy,tweetemotions "Intel gfx driver situation much better with recent upgrades. kernel 2.6.30rc4 and driver from git: Suspend working again, fewer mem leaks",sadness,tweetemotions its my burfday and i'm all alone,sadness,tweetemotions @InEveryWordISay no cuz i feel the same way....,fear,tweetemotions Transition time is over; tonight I work night shift. I woke up at 1330.,neutral,tweetemotions @AmyFroebel Nope. Just come back to CT,neutral,tweetemotions New tattoo design = check. Placement = no idea.,neutral,tweetemotions Waking up early to go to the gym,joy,tweetemotions @JonathanRKnight awww such a sweetie. hope your mom has a wonderful mother's day too,joy,tweetemotions let me dream about my spock now goodnight,neutral,tweetemotions "@TerriLPN Thanks, Terri! I am so excited to pick Parker up on Monday. I hope he gets along with David! #pixiebob",joy,tweetemotions @mnmissy you should do an # for the safesex topic,neutral,tweetemotions @ChuckGysi oh sorry - I misunderstood. I'm not 100% sure but I'm thinking there isn't,fear,tweetemotions @SimpleMia Yes. Need to listen to sad SP-Songs,sadness,tweetemotions @mrstreme Thanks so much! I will be back on tour soon. Two new books in the pipeline!,joy,tweetemotions @miss_lawrence Oi fe aprendi a usar o twitter... eu acho BJUS,neutral,tweetemotions I'm at my saddest right now. I lost my mobile phone earphones. Waz feels a little incomplete and I feel the same,sadness,tweetemotions Facebook decided I'm annoying or abusive because I add lots of friends. At least I have no distractions from coursework now...,disgust,tweetemotions I can safely say I won't be a euro winner this week!!,sadness,tweetemotions rblpnqte @sheryonstone: "sheesh I am sending one up to you @ladypn. I think you could use it lol" RB DELUX... ? http://blip.fm/~5z36j,sadness,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/4wt8a - pretty damn good friday night,joy,tweetemotions my tummy hurts,surprise,tweetemotions Y AM I STILL AWAKE!!!! SMH.... THIS SUCKS!!!,sadness,tweetemotions How does this Follow Friday thing work? I don't have any real followers,neutral,tweetemotions wondering why my boyfriend hasnt called me for a week.. . i think the end is coming for is...,surprise,tweetemotions wishing technology wasn't so complicated,fear,tweetemotions @flyersonthefly http://twitpic.com/45r61 - saddest thing i've seen a while,fear,tweetemotions Bonjour Twitterland !,neutral,tweetemotions @Liesbetje with your bicycle?,neutral,tweetemotions @mangointhesky idk. The original is so great.,joy,tweetemotions god... im suffering greatly... having no hair + sitting in blazing sunshine = v v bad sunburn,sadness,tweetemotions "Great weekend ahead at #catlaughs comedy festival in Kilkenny, weather is fantastic. Unfortunately I have to go to Israel on Sunday",neutral,tweetemotions @mooddisorders what are you? flavor of the day?,fear,tweetemotions Everything is cool now. I wish the boy was able to talk.,sadness,tweetemotions yesterday i missed the live chat internet was the problem ��,sadness,tweetemotions It's Going To Be A Busy Day And That Sucks Cause I Wanted To Spend Time With Someone Earlier Today,sadness,tweetemotions @kakrisch im jealous. im slaving away at the store and youre chilling on the boat.,fear,tweetemotions "I was so close into entering Pogue 's book today " World according to twitter" , yet now I seem so far.!!!!!!!!!!!!",sadness,tweetemotions @myinkyfingersAU I can't take it,neutral,tweetemotions "@ben_mayer I'd like to see a picture of you, Carl and John where everyone can read from your faces you're proud of and you love eachother",fear,tweetemotions Or maybe its just us ....,fear,tweetemotions Not feelin right. Hope the feeling passes. Stupid stomach.,sadness,tweetemotions Pulled out the breakfast sausage for Mothers Day. Hopefully the baby sleeps in,joy,tweetemotions back at work its too warm to be in here today!!!,sadness,tweetemotions @chasingsunshine I am reassassing this boundry right now.. I really didn't mean to upset you. You know i adore you really.,surprise,tweetemotions "@alitherunner haha, sorry, it's past my bedtime",joy,tweetemotions thanks everyone for praying for President Aquino. http://plurk.com/p/rreml,fear,tweetemotions "@JYoungS2TS Yaay! I was supposed to go, but I missed it",fear,tweetemotions "@JonathanRKnight I wish I was there.I've just moved from San Diego to WA and I'm very depressed, I miss sunny San Diegoooooooo!!",sadness,tweetemotions sarah_marie_711 two weeks will fly by,neutral,tweetemotions @MissLaura317 Aww internet But yeah .. he did say he wanted applause after every take he did. Careful what you ask for lol. AHH *twitch*,fear,tweetemotions I cant watch anythgin till tonight,neutral,tweetemotions @MariahCarey I feel sorry for your nails. lol... I feel fine thank you,neutral,tweetemotions Girls night in,neutral,tweetemotions update! island flowers - large pouch http://tinyurl.com/qnh5oy,neutral,tweetemotions "@crusaderz4life not here for long hun, head hurts",neutral,tweetemotions "Finally X-Men Origins: Wolverine arrived, Time to play the game like a mad man, And then it's time for the review /Patrick",joy,tweetemotions happy mothers day... *i love you mom...*,neutral,tweetemotions "The time in Germany went by too fast, only 2 days left Hopefully I will move here soon.",neutral,tweetemotions "@therami well, so are you but i managed to go to sleep for another couple of hours and wake up again while you're still snoozing",neutral,tweetemotions "@IncrediBILL actually, web works fine. tweetdeck keeps crashing i'm in NJ today avoiding nascar",neutral,tweetemotions @pandamachinne and i have cheese and no chips.,neutral,tweetemotions just bought a magazine,neutral,tweetemotions everyone's abandoning the office... I still have 5 hours to go,fear,tweetemotions @MegFitzgerald my heart hurts too.,sadness,tweetemotions "i want a dog or a cat or something i want something to unconditonally love, thats not materialistic or a family memeber",neutral,tweetemotions 6 weeks today untill my 18th birthday yahoo,neutral,tweetemotions Is stuck in some long ass traffic on the motorway...I'm not gonna get home until after 10pm I'm so tired...,sadness,tweetemotions "@oscarrplz thanks oscc i have been changing it up lately, and I like this layout the most <33",joy,tweetemotions @shivface oh my god im sooooooooo sick help me,fear,tweetemotions @MarcHaduch Your DM never sent,neutral,tweetemotions super hungry... Dominos or martabak... both tempting and fattening,fear,tweetemotions I'm an incredibly happy person with 100% energy. Love to dance & laugh...the only thing that I know.I'm one of the most down to earth ppl,joy,tweetemotions @arpitnext Welcome,neutral,tweetemotions @sln25373 hahaha i was like :O DOUGIE THATS HARSH!!! are you happy he replied?,joy,tweetemotions "Final thought for the day, does deodorant really make your lungs bleed when inhaled constantly? Certain females paranoid about BO",surprise,tweetemotions "@sethsimonds Get my ass out the door and go to work I'm goin, I'm goin!!!!",neutral,tweetemotions @mlpband my heart just broke a little ... and by a little i mean a lot,sadness,tweetemotions Chillaxing in Hyde park,surprise,tweetemotions "Jeff can't get his visa in time to come visit me! I'm so sad. In other news, I'm going to Lapa tonight to samba the night away.",sadness,tweetemotions "4 hours of sleep, a migraine, again? What is wrong with me? hate my life",fear,tweetemotions "@greatkingrat hey i forgot about that, ask steve to take mine down mate. I do look like Liam from shameless!",joy,tweetemotions With alex,sadness,tweetemotions "Coffee brewing, on this #musicmonday morning i'm #listening to the fray... Here's to a good week",fear,tweetemotions "Home, good night world",neutral,tweetemotions @Philip5150 at the #manics gig. Toasting your speedy recovery - sorry you can't be here,fear,tweetemotions @MsJuicy313 Lol... Its NOT the same!!!,neutral,tweetemotions @marinesetwas dann mach mal! #12seconds,fear,tweetemotions @ ginniejean there's a lot of mojo all over the place... yes.,fear,tweetemotions "I just saw Nick's friend Jose D Fish GH3. Damn. Well, on to Star Wars I'll probably be going to a MLB game if I get good seats",neutral,tweetemotions Wishing @Blacksocialite a Happy Mothers Day,joy,tweetemotions John making me wear a mask and gloves at work cause I'm sick. Says he doesn't want to catch swine flu. http://yfrog.com/02mxjj,disgust,tweetemotions @keza34 @ComedyQueen morning,joy,tweetemotions bored.. almost mothers day,fear,tweetemotions i really wanna go to australia and england.,neutral,tweetemotions @simonusher fancy Sunday lunch in The Albion before the game?,neutral,tweetemotions Great day. And another one awaits,fear,tweetemotions "thanks 2 become my friend,twitter.. selalu ada ruang untuk sahabat",fear,tweetemotions @BreakfastNews ETS (Endoscopic thoracic sympathectomy) is an invaluable surgical procedure,joy,tweetemotions @wriggy yeah although probably not on BGT bugger,neutral,tweetemotions signed up for broadband today could take 4-6 weeks,neutral,tweetemotions ....yup stil at work,surprise,tweetemotions "chilling on the sofa, I hate vaccinations, I feel sooo ill",fear,tweetemotions "@Knownhuman damn - that's sad, then... I haven't heard the new one yet. Sounds like I've been spared a tragedy.",sadness,tweetemotions @danielrhodes I worked on the precursor to bing at msft. They canned our project,fear,tweetemotions Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers!!,joy,tweetemotions @pabloest beer from japan. google it,fear,tweetemotions "@darrenporter Hehe you're right, I'm not daft May is a good month to be on a French contract!",neutral,tweetemotions @sjneptune Hi to you too.,neutral,tweetemotions "I want to read my book, but my conscience is telling me to kill off joe ��l Berto!",fear,tweetemotions "@tropigalia I know, I stink at birthdays sorry bra, hope you're having fun anyhow, in spite of me!",fear,tweetemotions @ddlovato hey how is everything going? please reply back. sometimes i think you hate me because you never reply back to me,fear,tweetemotions Sountrack de Juno me deixa feliz,neutral,tweetemotions I'm getting me & my family ready for Kaylee's graduation! It's gonna make me so sad.,fear,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/4jjy9 - @PaulaMacKay@AnotherJulia This morning view from my back deck,neutral,tweetemotions @noesh leyendo,neutral,tweetemotions HES BACK!!!!! OH NOES!!!! have you missed me? Work has been insane and the band has really taken off so i haven't had a moment to myself,sadness,tweetemotions @LadyRedCrest @miss_hazy Have safe trips! And Indy is my home,joy,tweetemotions "I am writing the most boring part of my paper. Hmm. The sun is shining and I do not feel like working on this, however I have to",sadness,tweetemotions The Goonies. Projected. On a garage door. Amazing.,neutral,tweetemotions "http://bit.ly/UnRyF I want this, but...",fear,tweetemotions In Greenville for one of the last times. @ct06873 will be moving to MD soon. We'll be back Eastern Carolina.,neutral,tweetemotions Approaching the weekend quite quickly and so much more work left to do.,sadness,tweetemotions i miss k_ris punking me everytime we hung out and effnng me up,joy,tweetemotions ?ang cho con hamster m?p t?p th? d?c b?ng c�ch: b? v�o banh ch?y l�ng v�ng trong ph�ng,joy,tweetemotions "@TheDailyBlonde No i am not a mom or dad, hmm well I will forward the link to my mom. I am embarrassed now",fear,tweetemotions On my way home in the sunshine with a bag full of my stuff from work...,neutral,tweetemotions @FrankRumbauskas Really bad ones are also classic.,neutral,tweetemotions "the day i was planing on doing my work, i havent ...... i leave everything to the last minuet ...",fear,tweetemotions @LisaTalkingTots sorry to hear your news,neutral,tweetemotions "I kno I'm behind the times on this one, but I just learned that Troy "t-bag" Dixon died back on dec. 8th 2008. RIP Troy.",sadness,tweetemotions @Tony_Mandarich well welcome back from the dark side!,joy,tweetemotions "I'm a giver, and life rewards the takers. We givers make takers possible, but we get no appreciation for what we do--we just get taken.",neutral,tweetemotions "@schappie That's just weird... :\ Oh, and what was it you were drawing for me?",fear,tweetemotions @dublins98dave me too! I am down 400 euro,sadness,tweetemotions "@LindseyJaffe Loved the shoutout on TweetHampton, congrats!! Hope you're feeling better, i missed you last weekend",fear,tweetemotions ??????? #bash ?? ??????? ????????? ????,surprise,tweetemotions @lilyginny27 @tomfelton no freakin way! Gah LG... I'm sad for you. No love for the feltbeats admin...,fear,tweetemotions @littleisis What time are you coming up here? I don't want to spend the day with mom,sadness,tweetemotions @FreshAssNess I think i'm falling in love with you!! xxx #iloveyou,surprise,tweetemotions projects suck,disgust,tweetemotions life is so good. and it will much greater on Thursday at 5pm!,joy,tweetemotions "oh happy day!!! nice weather, smiling, happy baby and icecream later",joy,tweetemotions @pativalen im going to have to i hardly ever travel!,fear,tweetemotions @rosaliiinda practicing piano..ima wash my whip later..its all muggt out,neutral,tweetemotions @MichelleCorydon Thanks!,joy,tweetemotions Yesssssssssss! A rocket to the moon is going on warped!,joy,tweetemotions "@daisytalk yeah, I had a suspicion about that!! I think I'm going to come home and want to spend a ton of money on tools!",fear,tweetemotions @yukihoang and of course it happens on the day I got a carwash.,fear,tweetemotions "Dear Mr. President: Please TALK TO US abt what you plan to do re: DADT. Because right now, you just look like a liar.",fear,tweetemotions is going to drink a mojito and lay down to watch movies with my hubby. Goodnight fellow tweeters,neutral,tweetemotions viendo Wolverine,neutral,tweetemotions Track & Fiel was proably canceled.,neutral,tweetemotions @jackalltimelow I just got my JAGK shirt in the mail! Omg I love it!!! see you saturday!!,joy,tweetemotions the last song all american rejects.......... an amazing song,joy,tweetemotions @tommcfly I just read online the article you mentioned..meh. I am very happy to be stuck on you and the guys--just try and get rid of me,joy,tweetemotions @DEWz_PingPong Awww I'm teaching my son (when I have one) those manners! Too many boys are lacking those!,joy,tweetemotions "@Lea_Ada_Franco I am working again! Woo hoo! Alas, I was unable to obtain an Elita-1 for your daughter. It's $80!",joy,tweetemotions @JonathanRKnight BTW I STILL can't believe how Awesome the NEWJABBAKIDZ performance was...U in the masks..I screamed at my pc,joy,tweetemotions "fine, i give in, docs again today. not being able to breath this morning made me think i should. hate docs",neutral,tweetemotions "Trying this twitter thing out. Facebook is finally a routine for me, now i need to figure out how to do the twitter thing",fear,tweetemotions "@paulmorrisTIM Cheapest copy of Purusha's Divine Androgyne on Amazon, $140.",neutral,tweetemotions @amoonchilde Thank you! Tomorrow is my b-day too! I tease my Mom and tell her I was her Mother's Day gift.,joy,tweetemotions @shrinkingjes WHOO HOO. Congrats on getting under 200lbs,joy,tweetemotions "@erickaxx it would hurt only when you touch it or when it gets hit. But when you don't, it won't but after a month it wouldn't hurt na!",neutral,tweetemotions "@JamesHancox i don't know why but, i can only find miss matched socks during winter. i mean, where do they all go?",fear,tweetemotions showed my fluids decreasing slightly. So doesn't look like she's letting me out of this bed anytime soon I have a follow up U/S next week,neutral,tweetemotions Wal mart,fear,tweetemotions "@emilmor mmm, wanna go see Little Big Town next Sunday @ 4 @ Chesapeake Jubilee?",fear,tweetemotions Morning and hope everyone has a great bank holiday,neutral,tweetemotions @peacefullvegan I LOVE PD! So fucking good! I wanted to try something new...I give it 2.5/5 stars. It's meh.,joy,tweetemotions I miss Vermont,fear,tweetemotions @animalhouse4384 All is well..That ends well! < unless of course well times the power of three = the sum of ends if X being All,fear,tweetemotions just found out i wont know my uni results for this year until 17th july at the earliest!!!! hate the wait,fear,tweetemotions @LisaTalkingTots So sorry to hear your terrible news Thinking of you all x,fear,tweetemotions Getting ready for college. I had a good sleep. rainy day today. I love it.,fear,tweetemotions "Tired from work. I hate closing, eek. But all smiles today. Aloha Kitchen, yum.",joy,tweetemotions "@livelikemusic Awesome! Saw you added me on MySpace, could you please >NOT< tag me in the photos there? Thanks.",neutral,tweetemotions off for a run. moon-day is not that bad after all... #fb,neutral,tweetemotions "the $60,000 i spent going to college was well spent. I'm going to meet a man tomorrow in the Toys'R'Us parking lot for a cleaning job.",fear,tweetemotions Working and watching Milk,neutral,tweetemotions @F1TailPipe_com Thanks,fear,tweetemotions "@mamapigeon I be ok, you?",fear,tweetemotions @madberry TestFest was weer een groot succes,joy,tweetemotions "says good morning everyone! Once again, a happy mother's day to all the mothers out there! I hope you all h... http://plurk.com/p/stq3f",surprise,tweetemotions sleepin at my cousin's,neutral,tweetemotions @survivorqueen I can't shes taken my keys to muh car.,sadness,tweetemotions Oh man sold out had to step away from my desk for 10 min! @theaskanison you were right,surprise,tweetemotions "hey, i've just updated my twitter",neutral,tweetemotions My #musicmonday offering: http://tinyurl.com/dg9ad5 Tony Christie feat. All Seeing I - Walk Like a Panther,surprise,tweetemotions valium makes you feel goood. i need more. i can't fall back asleep. i want my mommy,fear,tweetemotions @LLC1983 Thanks,fear,tweetemotions "The Rain Makes Me Sad. Its Like I Want To Kill myself,<-",fear,tweetemotions "bored, everyone has a social life except me, and i'm babysitting my brothers tonight til 10 and i dunno if ill be allowed out after that",sadness,tweetemotions @ihuntmidgets I just wish @kimmikennedy would send a bruh a DM 'I won't be on til' so I don't waste my erection on a bot,sadness,tweetemotions "@PvtMarcus I always choose to be a good guy, even if I know its only a game, i feel a bit bad doing evil things",sadness,tweetemotions TODAY FRIDAY: I really hope you will read my messages here and reply to me soon. I could not reach you by phone before you go to work.,fear,tweetemotions @DanSer4Gsus i know. But.,fear,tweetemotions It's /far/ too sticky hot today. I do wish my cars air conditioning worked,fear,tweetemotions "Sydney - Toyota - Landcruiser - 1996 - $10,000 - new ad received and will be posted on the HCC site soon",joy,tweetemotions Sadly I know a lot of women who like this song ? http://blip.fm/~7a73f,sadness,tweetemotions "Still no pic, very sad",fear,tweetemotions "Waiting for pizza after work. Damn, there goes my tips.",neutral,tweetemotions @Andre_Mitchell i've never been to the opera before...don't think that was me,surprise,tweetemotions My siblings left me alone. Bored. (:|,sadness,tweetemotions enjoy the laker game for me guys! since i'll be at work,joy,tweetemotions @babygirlparis Have a fantastic time in paradise and drink a few Margeritas for me,surprise,tweetemotions I got a new high speed Machine stuffed with latest technology for Development in office but it z crashed now,sadness,tweetemotions @theycallmeTAP http://bit.ly/3oRh6 << i miss music like this,sadness,tweetemotions @donnyeffrien good to know PLN's Earthday doesn't only happen in my neck of the woods,joy,tweetemotions im at home....on a friday night. but it's all good!,sadness,tweetemotions @aidadoll LMAAAOOOOO that is horrible. Poor thing,fear,tweetemotions "@gemma_bessant Yeah, thats mostly how I feel about make-up The sleep part, not the vrooom vrooom part...",neutral,tweetemotions Just found out I can't drink at this bar! Booo missing e1 at palomino's! No cheers sad face,sadness,tweetemotions meep. i cant text patrick back. babyyyyyy!,fear,tweetemotions @kaliboooo in bucher's class?! i cried too!,surprise,tweetemotions "http://twitpic.com/4ja8r - Tell me, how can you not love someone like this?",neutral,tweetemotions tafe was actually quite good. for once,joy,tweetemotions Screen On The Green started yesterday!!!ahhh! i missed it!,surprise,tweetemotions Ug. Full of cold and in a dark pub. Want to go outside,neutral,tweetemotions "@nixsight yes indeed, makes it a bitch to try and design universally",disgust,tweetemotions my tree tipped over in the lawn,neutral,tweetemotions @alicam congratulations,neutral,tweetemotions "really, realy want a netbook. mrr. Techno-lust sucks",neutral,tweetemotions Feel so depressed that I couldn't save it... Thanks for nothing!,joy,tweetemotions "Going to i don't know where with taylor,dolton,jacob, chris and my sister.",neutral,tweetemotions @charavel @Zyote morning guys!,neutral,tweetemotions had a good day but im now skint again,sadness,tweetemotions @UniqueGuitarist Had parent teacher thing yesterday!! So boring going to skl on saturday!! lol,disgust,tweetemotions @captblackeagle miss you captain,sadness,tweetemotions "@TimmyNess for cervical cancer, I have to get 2 more",neutral,tweetemotions @johnhayato I love Overnight. And they've worked with me on printing/shipping issues. sorry it didn't work out for you.,fear,tweetemotions @xirclebox Problem is I have to get it done this weekend one way or another.,fear,tweetemotions By newark,neutral,tweetemotions Yay almost home i had to go walking today .....,joy,tweetemotions "@Emmaroo youre not going, are you ?",neutral,tweetemotions my best friends bought something which i really want.,surprise,tweetemotions @Jessums31 yup its working. they couldn't recover anything on it though,joy,tweetemotions "(@courtneynewton) OMG SHUT UP!!! (sorry. still venting at that person who's annoying me. It's none of you, I swear )",disgust,tweetemotions Traffic jams are rubbish. Anyone know what's going on on the A48 between Cowbridge and Cardiff? We're stuck both directions,sadness,tweetemotions I'm trying to find a pic for twitter but all that ihave are too big or can't upload. So I shall remain faceless lol,sadness,tweetemotions Sucky Sucky homework,fear,tweetemotions @Fall_in_love aww me too!!! we miss you.,sadness,tweetemotions Morning Tweethearts! Now home after traveling 302 mi.thru 2 states & 2 faires in 3 days. So inspired! Ready to write as I enjoy coffee.,surprise,tweetemotions @niccccolle what is it? i cant get onto bebo on this one!,surprise,tweetemotions i miss seeing fireflies.....,sadness,tweetemotions wants to go to falkland but cant cause of stupid exams and mtbcut are going to be there,disgust,tweetemotions i�m ill.. bueeee..,neutral,tweetemotions http://bit.ly/5pBLz for McCoy's initial rant.,neutral,tweetemotions @ lyrically_Me Why would you do that to me?!,sadness,tweetemotions "Whew. Finally done editing my Friendster account. Haha! Oh, geez. I'm hungry.",fear,tweetemotions "@yelyahwilliams it could be a bad idea, Hayley",fear,tweetemotions "@garlicdog I think your friend is thinking of Jonathan, not Danny",fear,tweetemotions Goodnight everyone Happy Mothers Day to all of the mothers out there,joy,tweetemotions @payforglory i am sorry i don't like girls ~that way,neutral,tweetemotions @jimmyheartcore awwwww snaaaap Jimmaaayy. You are the man with hookups. Too bad I'm so far away!!,sadness,tweetemotions i have the adam lambert version of FEELIN GOOD in my head... i miss idol already.,sadness,tweetemotions I just spent 2 hours looking for a blog topic and ended up inventing my own. grrrr http://bit.ly/QRz6y,neutral,tweetemotions The sneezing begins...,fear,tweetemotions "What I would have done with legless stillborn spaniels, no idea. BUT I WAS SAD, so now, 20yrs later, strawberries = dead puppies.",fear,tweetemotions @MissMelody in my opinion one gray hair is one too many... I have way too many as well,fear,tweetemotions @phreak09 thinking about you http://mypict.me/Fuz,neutral,tweetemotions @PembsDave #wheniwerealad can you explain how that worked? lol and no rude explanations pleeezzze,fear,tweetemotions @jeninamaree has just voted for you. hope you win!,joy,tweetemotions @StaceMichelle I doubt I'll get one to be honest,fear,tweetemotions @PatriciaP1977 thanks for the follow,joy,tweetemotions 20 mins from BEJ to Semanggi. Traffic on Friday *siggghh*,sadness,tweetemotions Bank holiday = rain. Superb. But a great excuse not to start gardening in the jungle at the back of our house. Eating it is then...,fear,tweetemotions Hey everybody! hah this day is cool! just got back from walk with the dog... @klaudialorincz OMGosh! Send me the link again please!,joy,tweetemotions @logoholik a pleasure Bojan,neutral,tweetemotions "Omg I want TF2, everybody on my Steam Friends list is playing it",fear,tweetemotions I have now realized I am not cool enough to ever get a shout out from @trellthms (this player will not be playing on! hahahah),neutral,tweetemotions "brother's back!! && i found this really small dead bird on my deck so sad, i basically cried.",sadness,tweetemotions big shout out to all my home girls you know who you are,joy,tweetemotions @_missrachel how much?,neutral,tweetemotions Broke my carafe went to Starbucks for my caffiene fix and the lights go out...just for a sec but are you kidding me..got to laugh. Ha!,joy,tweetemotions wish I was at #eurodjangocon,neutral,tweetemotions Massive headache,sadness,tweetemotions "Please remember you need a helmet for the bike asap, talk to you later ok hope your head not to bad",fear,tweetemotions On the bus to NYC http://yfrog.com/08kaifj,joy,tweetemotions had an awsome salad! I recommend getting the Spicey buffalo chicken salad!,joy,tweetemotions "I'm Twitter dumb. Just saw my "@thecraftpantry.com" & all the kind folks who've tweeted me. AH!So sorry, I'm not ignoring you, just SLOW.",disgust,tweetemotions "@SteveS86 Not true, you can get worse burns today... don't forget sunscreen",fear,tweetemotions Applying for part time jobs. LMAO Hopefully someone needs some help. ~AP~,fear,tweetemotions Using my old phone! gosh! I miss this phone!,joy,tweetemotions WOOOOO!! Twitterberry is working again!! Good morning everyone,joy,tweetemotions Good morning everyone! Nice to see you today! Hope you a wonderful and funny day!,joy,tweetemotions @KellyContant (votes) sadly no.. but did you vote for my log yet? I'm gonna vote for yours,neutral,tweetemotions "@eliasharrak ummm, come on, for me twins and slurpees, and being in a car with the twins is going to be pretty epic!!!",joy,tweetemotions Back in SJ. Star Trek tonight at 9:45pm at Cinelux on Almaden.,neutral,tweetemotions I no longer have a ticket for ny,fear,tweetemotions @LILthomasWAYNE You realllllllllly just said that didn't you?,surprise,tweetemotions @AngelIVXXX I tried to DM you but your not following me,fear,tweetemotions @lizzerdrix I hate cottage cheese. I even got some fancy stuff last weekend with lemon and berries...I could only eat half of it.,sadness,tweetemotions @Meshel_Laurie my thoughts rae with you and your family,neutral,tweetemotions not feelin 2day,sadness,tweetemotions "Sad I missed @tylerhwilliams going away party due to too much work, but I really am gonna miss that kid",sadness,tweetemotions @21five would love to hear all of this from a Nokia perspective...,neutral,tweetemotions "@MissxMarisa haha what can i say, you're a great teacher!! you learned from the best... Hannah Montana",surprise,tweetemotions @serenajwilliams Hi Serena just want to say good luck in Madrid and Paris this month,joy,tweetemotions @JamAndHoney and it never arrived. have to wait until Monday now,fear,tweetemotions is gonna be mad hungry when I get home. Forgot my money...,fear,tweetemotions i am the only arabic girl who's online every one is a sleep ..,sadness,tweetemotions "@skysignal as long as it can select what to post and what not to post, Im in! we should tell the others!",neutral,tweetemotions @exotic I have to use the bathroom,neutral,tweetemotions My birthday is on Wednesday. I'm too young to feel this old.,fear,tweetemotions "Heading to the hospital to sort out my back, not looking forward to this",fear,tweetemotions @dfflanders Looking forward to android 1.5 being pushed to the G1 then?,neutral,tweetemotions Flap-a-taco was nice until the plebs came in.,fear,tweetemotions "At the doctor's office, waiting for Dr. Sufka to see me. Tired of being sick hope everyone else is having better Friday than me.",fear,tweetemotions @theellenshow @KalebNation twilightguy.com kalebnation.com youtube.com/kalebnation PUT HIM ON THE SHOW! Sry for spamming but we love him,joy,tweetemotions yay for my very last class of the semester!,joy,tweetemotions loggade visst min 400e cache i l�rdags!,neutral,tweetemotions I'm supposed to be Ms. Twitterology,surprise,tweetemotions @Suziebee123 yes dear.... ... I'm opff bbl8r,sadness,tweetemotions @crapsticks how do i make it better after being robbed of 1m.,fear,tweetemotions "@Nanava_3 U know - kids do what we DO - not what we SAY ... well, don't we all, really ....",fear,tweetemotions needs 1000 words for 502 part 2 .... then freedom ..... until another few assignments and exams,neutral,tweetemotions the sun burned me today....my arms look angry Party tonight tho babes! woop!,sadness,tweetemotions @lulembo me neither,neutral,tweetemotions man im so sad school is ending but then again high school might be better :O,fear,tweetemotions "@CynthiaY29 Nice info, I forwarded this to a needy friend of mine",neutral,tweetemotions I'm thirsty in the middle of the night and get to the fridge only to find my Brand New bottle of Cran-Cherry juice gone.... FML moment!!,fear,tweetemotions On the subject of frosty beer - My bloody fridge has conked and my beer is warm,disgust,tweetemotions "whats new with xtine? Got my hair done today ,waiting for jerry,work at noon tomorrow,currently reading "he's just not that into you"",neutral,tweetemotions Whuuurrrrr - glands really swollen now. Guess the weekend's a blow out.,sadness,tweetemotions paathra ....khandvi....kamanee ...watte sunday mrng,neutral,tweetemotions @revfry his fam would disown us if we weren't there! Both of us really wanted to come to the bbq but got our weekends mixed up -,sadness,tweetemotions @chelsea_playboy R.I.P curls,neutral,tweetemotions being upset,fear,tweetemotions mom just woke me u[p and i am so mad i was dreaming about shoes she whants me to go to the river it is so stupid,sadness,tweetemotions @bhuto given the way kunal khemu etc. starrers turn out..there is a high probability of it being 'shit' rather than 'niche'!,sadness,tweetemotions new project @ work,neutral,tweetemotions Hanging out with @tomlazar and the Berlin Jarn guys. http://yfrog.com/8c36ej,fear,tweetemotions "Sitting, wondering, & wishing for a bunch of stuff that will never be",sadness,tweetemotions Going to have dinner. bbs,joy,tweetemotions watching supernatural! how exciting.,joy,tweetemotions off to work for the day,neutral,tweetemotions the day goes on and on...i think im gonna write a song about it! still thinking it�s impossible for me to get a true friend why????,sadness,tweetemotions @julsey I should be asleep trying to be...,fear,tweetemotions listeninq to music; Butterfly Fly Away - Miley Cyrus,neutral,tweetemotions I MISS TUGGER AND MISTO last night was amazing<3 i was so close to them :'),sadness,tweetemotions @LadyLove88 Boring? Who you been talking to? Lol not me ( no homo),neutral,tweetemotions Wish I didn't have to work today.,sadness,tweetemotions "@HoptonHouseBnB Sorry, not meaning to complain, feeling rough and heat getting to me again tonight Would love to be visiting India though",joy,tweetemotions @kofoswagnificnt no b only u! Slept off missed my ride and so chillin in d telly on a friday night.,neutral,tweetemotions @carocat Nooo But hey you're back next week! Are you moving back for good?,joy,tweetemotions CloneCloud: actually it's distant processor provisioning like the idea http://bit.ly/b9v90,neutral,tweetemotions @fauzims It was white... I acidentally left it in when i was doing my colours...,fear,tweetemotions @StephanieBamBam @tjtrapp I can't join your game... it's a private beta,fear,tweetemotions Download Backseat Goodbye's latest album for FREE! http://freecd.backseatgoodbye.com/,neutral,tweetemotions @Dr_Jared I thought of u man! The city had a parade for him too. He threw out the first pitch for the Brewers game at Miller Park too.,neutral,tweetemotions Should I say goodnight or good morning?,surprise,tweetemotions Round and Round the Garden: The amazing thing is that he's still talking to me! http://tinyurl.com/dx8as4,sadness,tweetemotions @ccr_harris There were way more than two! Ten hours of real-ale takes it out of you,joy,tweetemotions @suzi_meow YEAH U Better BE !!,sadness,tweetemotions Can't believe we're going through redundancies again! The government has well and truly screwed up.. Off with their heads!!,fear,tweetemotions Hmmm...strained my back Hope it's better tomorrow morning..,neutral,tweetemotions watching the jobros live chat .. not live though haha.,surprise,tweetemotions Thanks @8101harris I will have the editing done soon for @hoteleden I see I do a better job behind the camera instead of in front of it,neutral,tweetemotions "@MandyyJirouxx MANDY!!! IT WON'T LET ME VOTE I WANT HER TO WIN BUT I CAN'T HELP, I AM GONNA JUMP OFF A BRIDGE (KIDDING) BUT THIS SUX",sadness,tweetemotions Picked up Luna from the vet. She looks like she's been crying I'm not kidding. Her lashes are wet and she has tear trails. My poor bebe!,fear,tweetemotions "@dda Wow, that is good I'm on Mac too with XP via Parallels if you ever need a tester ;)",neutral,tweetemotions When am i getting a yearbook? today was strange,neutral,tweetemotions tweeting from ally court for the last time.... its a sad sad moment,fear,tweetemotions Awe i feel so left out,fear,tweetemotions @rayvenn_nicolee haha..not quite as good a Super Ted!..but good none the less! haha xx,surprise,tweetemotions @LilCease aww what kind of dog do u have? I have a chihuahua named Zoey,neutral,tweetemotions why doesnt he want me anymore,sadness,tweetemotions Relaxing with my daughter watching Friends,neutral,tweetemotions @JohnLloydTaylor,neutral,tweetemotions Omg grr my parents left probably 15 minutes ago to belgium and typical i wake up a stupid o'clock,disgust,tweetemotions "@sideone yeah, I much prefer tweetdeck but if you must have multiple accounts",surprise,tweetemotions i have such a sore head,neutral,tweetemotions "@dannycastillo We want to trade with someone who has Houston tickets, but no one will.",neutral,tweetemotions would love to say TGIF but working at 6am tomorrow,sadness,tweetemotions I hope I'm doing something right. Had an influx of reviews on a 1 year old fan fic telling me they love my style of writing for HP.,fear,tweetemotions @maynaseric good luck with your auction,joy,tweetemotions @TR0se school and work that's it really. what about u? still in sac? or am I a tittle late,fear,tweetemotions in the process of learning how to drive stick shift. its getting easier thanks to @mrjimson,neutral,tweetemotions @crescentdreams everything. *weeps*,fear,tweetemotions @graffitibreezyy you did not write back to me,neutral,tweetemotions "@Jamie_127 good morning one m,ore day YAY! #TwitterTakeover",joy,tweetemotions "YM, meebo & ebuddy really hate us @kuhrabbyPATTY @whatsuppp @ashpolicarpio @cheyennelaxa @piaatrinidad",fear,tweetemotions "i'm going to sleepies, feel poorlies and pissed off night night tweeples xxx",disgust,tweetemotions "I had a hard time loving people as Christ did, today people picking stuff up at my work were just dumb, and annoying",sadness,tweetemotions @GenuineAmy I wanna watch that movie again. Maybe that dvd will work in my laptop since Dawson's Creek doesn't,neutral,tweetemotions @deegospel Hey Dee... I wish I could make it to the mastermind session tomorrow I'm in a wedding in Statesboro. hope to chat soon.,sadness,tweetemotions hangover today,surprise,tweetemotions About to go eat breakfast at jay jays cafe with my one and only,neutral,tweetemotions "3,144 words later, it's bedtime",neutral,tweetemotions "@feliciaodg argh, sorry, he's just been a thorn in my side since we got him. rude, mouthy, etc.",fear,tweetemotions "@IanJenkin don't worry they are use to it, we always give them grief, they usually take it well!!! nearly always!",fear,tweetemotions Stupid competition stuff keeps getting in the way But I am going to get some words in today if it kills me @heather_writes,sadness,tweetemotions "@elysion32 I am here to make friends.. real life, internet.. what ever level people are comfortable with..",joy,tweetemotions @hollsh I want to come over,fear,tweetemotions C-News wasn't as bad as I expected... could have done better... but today we did a great show...,surprise,tweetemotions @CaitEggers I need one too.,sadness,tweetemotions @bobbiehouston haha that photo is too funny! I hope he wasn't disturbed by passengers too much during the flight,joy,tweetemotions @don_iain well my team couldn't,sadness,tweetemotions Checking out Ciege Cagalawan's S/S Collection and I am regretting that I did not see his collection tonight I got invites!,sadness,tweetemotions @Shouq take a nap bedalii,neutral,tweetemotions At the dr office for abbie's second round of shots...,fear,tweetemotions "@Daft_Punk_Robot wtf.....winter isn't due til monday, am freezing",disgust,tweetemotions Really really cant sleep x,neutral,tweetemotions "@anomalei Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one! Mine's so bad I'm having to resort to pulling out the old hairband disguises...",sadness,tweetemotions @TJmodeling That sucks majorly...hhhmmmnnn...I'm thinking...I would've said the self tanner or a really good concealer...I'm stuck,disgust,tweetemotions "@Therealseeon Birthday Sex is a great song, man. Something different about it! That's what ppl want!",joy,tweetemotions yeaaaah tangerang in vacation,joy,tweetemotions I don't feel good,fear,tweetemotions @abby_in_love scanton?! that's farrr elaine got her cartilage pierced! it's so cute!,neutral,tweetemotions "@KiwiiKink was it for the vma's? i guess so.. also wanna go to london in june for demi lovato concert, but no one's going with me",sadness,tweetemotions @iamjonathancook awe,fear,tweetemotions "@imogenheap AM's good for us GMT-ish people, I think. Looking forward to it and hope you're batteries & laptop will be recharged soon.",fear,tweetemotions car broken probably for good,fear,tweetemotions "@MelissaLynnette naw, it doesnt match up LOL and i have no shenanigans to discuss... but i did do the thing...",fear,tweetemotions @GabrielCarrejo sorry my friend ... but @intel is paying the mortgage!,fear,tweetemotions @skinnermike I told that joke onstage at Butlins in 1991. One person laughed. Scarred for life at 8,sadness,tweetemotions @moweezle did you find the Colossus yet?,neutral,tweetemotions "@hobosexual lol. When I went to buy my new laptop in Feb., I already knew, lol, but I looked anyway and walked away sadfaced. :/",sadness,tweetemotions Omg i got a black eye from a deck of cards i choked on laffy taffy and i am officaly done with school.. Sad now,surprise,tweetemotions just relax,neutral,tweetemotions Nice sunny day,neutral,tweetemotions "@natdcook hey you, honey bear! Don't goooooooo puhleeezeee..",fear,tweetemotions @joannaboothby freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezING nigga im so excited to see you soooooooon!!! lets go see 17 again AGAIN yehhaaaaaaa!,joy,tweetemotions new to this shiznaay,neutral,tweetemotions @RockedByPickler well I don't have vacations so let's NOT go there,fear,tweetemotions So sad... John Cryer's ex-wife Sarah Trigger charged with abusing their son. He had rope marks around his neck http://digg.com/u14MCf,fear,tweetemotions I wanna see Drag Me To Hell Someone take meee! Oh and Follow me. And Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/user/JessiNoel29,neutral,tweetemotions @chante4dannyxxx Nope probably revision Hbu? x,fear,tweetemotions "Off to the Dream World to battle the evil Spork Horde. Later, folks.",joy,tweetemotions "@GabrieleDurning sadly we were too late for TraceyCakes, but we got them elsewhere- not the same but still yummy. Tea w wee on wknd!",sadness,tweetemotions wow i just slept till 2pm..again... good job me,surprise,tweetemotions @mozy19 thanks!,neutral,tweetemotions Partied long and hard...goodnight Twitter see ya in the mornin,joy,tweetemotions Momz rubz it in tht im NOT goin to the musiq soulchild contest. How RUDE!,fear,tweetemotions Feel hurt. in car. gonna watch a funny movie. someone talk,fear,tweetemotions @nizhonipetphoto i wannna go i wanna go anywhere but jersey,joy,tweetemotions Had a good day selling at Feria Urbana. The ladies love them some laser-cut felt.,joy,tweetemotions Hm. Have you ever realized how incredibly over-rated Tokio Hotel is becoming? It makes me sad.,fear,tweetemotions "@tccrt3r heyy! @RayleneOrnelas told me to follow u, whatsup?",neutral,tweetemotions (@MeowMeowHotMix) My chick wont shut up Will only stop chirping if i sit with the bloody thing.,sadness,tweetemotions says happy mothers day to all mothers everywhere! http://plurk.com/p/stz7a,surprise,tweetemotions "@operationkiwi Ooo....sounds great! hope the weather does stay nice. re: hot water bottle, was just thinking how BAD it would be to leak",surprise,tweetemotions i hate being sick. i miss @cynthiasheree @lucyowns and @larilync,sadness,tweetemotions How I Met Your Mother? Best show ever,joy,tweetemotions @RX2904 Nice! You should submit that to failblog.org,joy,tweetemotions My bet on Mumbai Indians today... Anyone to take a bet on this for 500 bucks??,fear,tweetemotions is thrilled prom went well,joy,tweetemotions feels strong contractions but wants to go out. http://plurk.com/p/wxidk,neutral,tweetemotions Is it sad that I'm a little sad it was the last day of school? I am so ready to be done with it...but saying goodbye is hard.,fear,tweetemotions @mdfogarty Im so very sad that i am at work today and cant win tickets,sadness,tweetemotions Bom dia Rembrandt Impact Basin on Mercury - http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap090504.html,neutral,tweetemotions My brain hurts,sadness,tweetemotions ...is worried / hopeful that I cought giardia from the foam tonight,fear,tweetemotions @officialTila YES!!!,neutral,tweetemotions "@mirder http://twitpic.com/4wfs8 - You are so weird. You need to lay off the smokes, because you're talking to yourself.",fear,tweetemotions guess im staying home tonight...no movie-ing for me,fear,tweetemotions "May the fourth be with you. Oh come on, no one had actually spelled it out yet",fear,tweetemotions "So tired of driving, I really could use a chauffeur",neutral,tweetemotions wtf my pic isn't showing,surprise,tweetemotions Bored and lonely at work,sadness,tweetemotions @ishaNikki congratss to them,joy,tweetemotions "@bztak1020 actually, my friend gave me the files today! lol but those are all CDA files... do u know how to convert them to MP3?",joy,tweetemotions still page one on Google still cant quite believe it not spent a cent to get to page One..... Wow what next...Mmmmmm,neutral,tweetemotions @Gr8ttoess I'm sad you got one hiding it LMAO,fear,tweetemotions Search Ryan Cabrera & Josh Kelley They're really good,neutral,tweetemotions "Not one sale done today at work. Explored balconies in the big theater w coworkers. A fun day, but void of chili fries and tips",neutral,tweetemotions @Ekstatikladii sorry love had no left overs but come through sat @ mi casa for ton's birthday! we'll have tons of food,neutral,tweetemotions @xxAnnaSxx oh I'm sorry for that. how old was your grandpa?,fear,tweetemotions Feeling the pain from the accidente. not feeling too good,fear,tweetemotions @MarieTuckerVA busy wit work how is your business going on?,surprise,tweetemotions I'm either always on the train or at work,sadness,tweetemotions OH NO ZOMBIEPIX DON'T FOLLOW ME ANYMORE... NEED SOMEONE TO CHEER ME UP,sadness,tweetemotions "@itsgabbith oh no! thats no good! I pierced my bottom lip on the right side...myself in 12th grade, but we had a no piercings dress code",fear,tweetemotions is home excited that gemma is getting her breaking dawn MWAHAHAH (evil laugh)...is angry with hopeless assholes ...,disgust,tweetemotions @staceyi awww i missed it twitpic?,sadness,tweetemotions insomniaa. been trying to sleep for 2 hours . :|,fear,tweetemotions my lord! this day is going to slow,fear,tweetemotions "@JasonBradbury Oh dear, what a rotten life you lead, NOT!",neutral,tweetemotions "Bears, beets, and... shit, never mind How about SG1, take-out, and wasabi vodka with ginger ale and lime...",neutral,tweetemotions @jasonmhines Rude.,neutral,tweetemotions What? But....but...the Nurburgring... why is it so good? http://tinyurl.com/krcamp,surprise,tweetemotions Happy Mothers Day to Heidi Klum,neutral,tweetemotions Done a bump out and now back in bed seemingly unable to muster the energy to get up again Sundays are great.,fear,tweetemotions "I'm just to far from where you are, I wanna go home...",fear,tweetemotions @carrotmadman6 What happened? I'm afraid I missed a large part of the story,fear,tweetemotions lol @ kalahari.net marketing - "may the 4th be with you",joy,tweetemotions Stressed out fro work and having a drink,neutral,tweetemotions time to get ready for work,joy,tweetemotions @RoxyNJustice,neutral,tweetemotions My throat is killing me,fear,tweetemotions "@philritchie Boom, and if you will, boom! Saw the movie last night - really enjoyed it",joy,tweetemotions @WeddingRadio Want to learn how to make flowers????,neutral,tweetemotions Morning all.... Sorry for missing tweets yesterday @damohopo @Boddingtons How are you today?,neutral,tweetemotions going to the lumberjack party,sadness,tweetemotions at work and tired just want to go to bed,sadness,tweetemotions Good Afternoon,joy,tweetemotions watching Bolt with my brothers and my mom.,joy,tweetemotions Happy Mother's Day http://bit.ly/LRSnG,joy,tweetemotions "@Lindsayslifee goodmornin as soon as i saw ur pic, it reminded me how embarresing it was yesterday. with oliver&peter. it was fun tho xD",surprise,tweetemotions "To every mom, mommy and mother, Happy Mother's Day Hope you all do something special and fun today.",joy,tweetemotions @mommymbd nope anthony wrecked his car i have to help him get it running,fear,tweetemotions @yiannopoulos But I like it,neutral,tweetemotions Off to school. Who knows what to expect? Bring on life and all of it's suprises!,surprise,tweetemotions "Twitter, you just fail at life sometimes. Oh well. http://tinyurl.com/qkxh7q",sadness,tweetemotions @westerfield I picked up a taco over lunch... you got a guitar.,neutral,tweetemotions "So it's rainy in Georgia, what do I do? Wear bright colors and hope the sun comes out! (I'm doubtful that this is going to work)",fear,tweetemotions @twtboxdj Thanks Mr. DJ!,joy,tweetemotions Im so done defending him. Im going to bed and im gonna give my mom a happy mothers day. at least ill try.,sadness,tweetemotions @bbraden08 aww me sry that was me yesterday ....,fear,tweetemotions @jglass8 its tomorrow.,neutral,tweetemotions Rejecting all food substances.,fear,tweetemotions @ropiko I am also very tired,neutral,tweetemotions Today I wrote two songs (one for temple which I will probably never perform ever) and one for mothers day. Happy vesak everyone rena xoxo,sadness,tweetemotions "being lazy the rain does that to me gym&&tanning is possibe, work && a small social gathering around tha corner",sadness,tweetemotions @NajiahYahya YEAY!. haha. thank you so much jiah,joy,tweetemotions "awww, watching 18 y.o. britney on snl. she's so young and cute and really funny! i miss this britney",neutral,tweetemotions @calebhawk i cannot deal w/ this tweet. lol.,neutral,tweetemotions texting my friends and being bored... gosh i hate rain!!,disgust,tweetemotions "Just Returned from Huntsville. Saw Sam Houston's grave, went to a prison museum and ate chocolate dipped strawberries",neutral,tweetemotions @CaMabigail Yes ma'am lol. I'll switch to my inspirational side,neutral,tweetemotions home bound for mothers day,neutral,tweetemotions Okay now that i will not be able to sleep tonight what should we do,fear,tweetemotions @arischenck Headed back to Baltimore tonight,neutral,tweetemotions Sickkkk ....and I need 11/20--NOW.,sadness,tweetemotions *PEN JAM CLEARED* CLICK!,joy,tweetemotions "@vardenrhode Many thanks, mate",joy,tweetemotions @charlieks @tonita_face @emmaleeks and nana.wish i was there last night,sadness,tweetemotions Rather jealous of my football club who have all gone to Portugal on tour today. They're even playing a Sporting Lisbon veterans side.,surprise,tweetemotions Im mad cuz i cant get any picture to work.,sadness,tweetemotions LOL Was it nice today? because I totally just woke up and wasted my day Working on a few things for this youtube project I'm in! w00t!,surprise,tweetemotions @galaxydazzle OHHHH THAT REMINDS ME. I know it's not one of yours.... can you send me some of my toothpaste?,neutral,tweetemotions "E docs are getting younger these days.can u guess where am i??yup, NUH!! paying my ear doc a visit. Ouch!!",fear,tweetemotions So I thought the Cavs would crush the Magic and I come home from up north to realize how wrong I was.,sadness,tweetemotions "@Sweet_Libertine um, glad you enjoyed it...",joy,tweetemotions ok...so i'm Twittin from my computer...its gonna be bad when i get on my phone.. cause ima be lost like shit,fear,tweetemotions Sorry for the delay in publishing this weeks show Some technical difficulties during encoding. Will be out asap but may be Saturday.,sadness,tweetemotions "@JaredDouglas i'm still awake, coulnd't go back to sleep",fear,tweetemotions loves it that the first Monday of May is a Bank Holiday! http://plurk.com/p/roxar,joy,tweetemotions @Mrgetmoneyent ahhhhh from work,neutral,tweetemotions had best get revising over da weekend got an exam on Monday for 2 hours!!!!!!!,fear,tweetemotions "Ahh, I forgot about the test today",fear,tweetemotions "RE: So, finally finished catching up with your blog - no mention of any wedding details... Do tell, at some point. http://disq.us/11w",neutral,tweetemotions Shower. Class. More class. Taking care of my lady-friend. Writing like there's no tomorrow.,fear,tweetemotions is poolside. Bowling toniht maybe?? Back to work tomorrow,fear,tweetemotions @justmebo fortunately they have a #baller waiting area,neutral,tweetemotions ughhh studying for finals i wish i could go to prom,sadness,tweetemotions getting my morning coffee then heading to class,neutral,tweetemotions philosophy final today! thank you @sportygirlie08 it's 3 days now!!!!,joy,tweetemotions @j3nn1e time-warner? talk about AOL. we did our presentation on warner bros.,fear,tweetemotions Sitting at my desk wishing things were different,fear,tweetemotions Headache,sadness,tweetemotions @lram2 What!?!?! I can't believe I had to find out this way...don't you ppl contact family first??!!? I'm so sad! Who was it?!?1,fear,tweetemotions @thisisryanross Ryaaaaaaaaaaaaan http://bit.ly/SnjEn,neutral,tweetemotions "'s plans didn't go as followed, but its ok",fear,tweetemotions A movie's worst fate used to be "Straight to DVD". Now it is "Straight to DivX" or "Straight to Internet",neutral,tweetemotions "@artinvest i hope to, no promises they all my kids and the dog at the moment, a couple of flowers too",neutral,tweetemotions I wish I had company,neutral,tweetemotions @WalkingHorse New constructions poping up all over there now,fear,tweetemotions "such beautiful weather.. .why are u sick, baby ? @ tanapolis",fear,tweetemotions "@RyanSeacrest Im feeling sad, not likeing my new haircut",fear,tweetemotions @jamsyyy @sheeradjafar My class will be at Chem Sc building. Will see the both of you after 5 yeah?,neutral,tweetemotions "@ellewhite Oh man, that's rough. Sounded like the weekend went well! Get some sleep",neutral,tweetemotions Mode: Home Office,neutral,tweetemotions @hannahbal ummm. Idk. Courtney's date is hooking us up.,neutral,tweetemotions At the DMV uhhhg!,surprise,tweetemotions @agoodeye I am soooo disapoointed I couldn't make it I will be there next time! Glad it was productive.,sadness,tweetemotions "waking now, so lazy and very worry ...",fear,tweetemotions "@LittleLee oh well,,,you dunno where i liv eANYWAY!",fear,tweetemotions @Lord_Kartz I've been studying for a year now And 5 years in school...,surprise,tweetemotions @TechBabe I'll put your name on the list,neutral,tweetemotions "@kreativemess ah yes, I know that feeling",neutral,tweetemotions i lost a follower,surprise,tweetemotions @CostaVidaFred awwwwww sorry we're going to miss you!,sadness,tweetemotions @Neicy55: just got home from drews bday.,neutral,tweetemotions "29 mei, missing my dad for over a year now",fear,tweetemotions "@tommcfly happy #juddday, tom",joy,tweetemotions @itslisali Too bad I can't come! Enjoy urself tho.,sadness,tweetemotions @mitchelmusso is it a worldwide number? caause for some reason my phone wont dial the number,neutral,tweetemotions @shanedawson haha yay We love you too Mr. Shane Dawson,joy,tweetemotions "Sorry, It's hard finding Imeem free stuff rb@Deesound: like that David Starfire but will like it more with a... ? http://blip.fm/~7a9fu",sadness,tweetemotions @gulpanag unfortunately I choose sleep over gym almost everyday trying to get over it!,fear,tweetemotions "Getting closer to logging in. My left hand is so swollen, I can't wear my wedding ring. I keep forgetting and worrying that I lost it.",surprise,tweetemotions live chat soooon most likely.,fear,tweetemotions @CocaBeenSlinky Exactly,neutral,tweetemotions @katiefreeze I miss you!!!! It's lonely and empty without you! http://yfrog.com/3o3zxoj,sadness,tweetemotions chilling at the casa,neutral,tweetemotions @loldarian OMG SO srry to hear that,fear,tweetemotions "just camee back from bowling, which i offiacial suck at",disgust,tweetemotions "@cloudconnected --of them kinda turns me off of it all. And then I buy more of them and dig a deeper hole, etc. ;;",surprise,tweetemotions "@ddlovato today "sonny with a chance" came to brazil, i loved it!! you're amazing <33 please reply",neutral,tweetemotions @Mike_WSt the wheater here in Austria should be bad for the whole weekend. Sorry!,fear,tweetemotions My sunglasses broke,sadness,tweetemotions @MathewDavid iknowww! Not many people know about it tho. So I like to keep it my little secret,joy,tweetemotions wow! party! my new life! it is awesome! no more girlfriends they just create tons of drama! babes at a party is the way to go! just w ...,joy,tweetemotions @Jimmers31 U so dirrrrrty... Why oh why did I pick the Hawks I figured I needed a longshot and they were a better bet than CAR,disgust,tweetemotions "@shaundiviney i just got mine, but it wouldnt let me call you",neutral,tweetemotions "@DhruvChadha welcome back to school, don't study too hard, take time off and smell roses too",fear,tweetemotions Gah! Buddy K is a must hang with person right now I miss him. Along with Parker and McPhee.,sadness,tweetemotions Wonders why its so hard for me to concentrate...,fear,tweetemotions please check out www.mysweetebony.com and lmk what you think ... my first paysite ... post up your site too!,joy,tweetemotions Headache is coming on,fear,tweetemotions @pyroezra but you should move here! I have school.,neutral,tweetemotions "Just chillin' in pjs after a short, but long week - why is someone continually knocking at my door?",surprise,tweetemotions @JoeysMissMac Blah! Got a shot at the hospital Taking gravol and moving very slow.,neutral,tweetemotions I want him to call,fear,tweetemotions @MSNEWYORKER26 I doubt I will tho ! twit pic sumthin,neutral,tweetemotions @seanpercival I'll keep that in mind if I decide to add an LA leg to my westt coast stint in June,neutral,tweetemotions @redhalo_pax That sucks.,disgust,tweetemotions Sometimes knowledge is not a good thing. http://digg.com/d1sPp7,fear,tweetemotions "Alex slammed her head into the edge of the table about 30 min ago. She's going to have a nice, blue bruise.",fear,tweetemotions hurt. done trying..,fear,tweetemotions "I thought I was safe from the INJECTIONS today, only to find out my Mom will be the one who'll inject me with vaccine. HELP!",fear,tweetemotions @ThePrinceBeMe Awww why you giving me sad faces? That's how you feel?,fear,tweetemotions "I'm needing a girls night, wearing sweats, watching movies, eating chocolate and talking about boys",neutral,tweetemotions @jonkragel I have been sick for like 5 days now...,sadness,tweetemotions @WardrobeGuy Sorry... What does that mean? I currently have a world phone & I use apps. I'm confused...,fear,tweetemotions Gonna give a guest lecture tomorrow @ PES Mandya on OpenGL,joy,tweetemotions Ugh. My feet feel like they're going to fall off.,sadness,tweetemotions At TGC concert good to see old friends and remember the old times!,surprise,tweetemotions @LoveisTrain it drained my energy,fear,tweetemotions @NiaBassett oh that's Star Trek going on the 7th already. Woo!,neutral,tweetemotions @bridgetmcmanus go into an anti-gravity chamber then you can tell gravity to suck it.,disgust,tweetemotions @ChrisKalydo Happy STAR WARS Day,joy,tweetemotions Yea! Headed home to change and head over to Pelham. Sad thought... suposed to be heading over there for the NKOTB concert...,sadness,tweetemotions feels really sick.,sadness,tweetemotions @carbaby and @travisgarland great seein you guys today!!! you look so happy love it!! lets hang out soon!! love yall!,fear,tweetemotions phones about to die ttfn!,neutral,tweetemotions "@djgraham I think @darkmonkey has found it (http://bit.ly/3pj876 , but I can't play it",fear,tweetemotions "@bjolly086 Now, I can't call your kitten by its new name, because Ryan makes fun of the way I say kitten.",joy,tweetemotions @suzemart lol it was kinda funny.,fear,tweetemotions Watchin Hannah Montana Hoedown Throwdown,neutral,tweetemotions @Alexxstar wow thot we'd lost ya lol lol,surprise,tweetemotions I have nacho chips...but no cheese.,fear,tweetemotions @sfitzpatrick924 bahah sadly I am not,sadness,tweetemotions No one is at the tesla dealership,sadness,tweetemotions Got my attics w sadie art work included good times just broke my head phones bad times still happy buy attics!,sadness,tweetemotions May the 4th be with you! Hahahaha that'll neverrr get old,joy,tweetemotions finishing one shift in 37 mins... drive half an hour and start all over again till 1am...and back in @ 11am tomorrow .. and its sunny,neutral,tweetemotions ""Isn't she lovely? Isn't she beautiful?" Sorry Stevie, you're not really in a position to make that judgement #steviewonder",fear,tweetemotions "just got home! LET US ALL BE CONNECTED WITH GOD, CONSTANTLY!",sadness,tweetemotions @PRGabbi Y?!?!?!? i would rather punch someone,disgust,tweetemotions i want to go to singapore but my mother seems not,surprise,tweetemotions @kim_flores aww i don't! i guess that's why it doesnt (blackberrymessenger),surprise,tweetemotions "@sizemore well, its more the word bat (as in baseball) and cock and then viggo not bat as in tiny little thing",neutral,tweetemotions and because I wasn't having a bad enough time last night my body decided it wanted to be sick,surprise,tweetemotions @tacoman667 Not available in my area I would too,fear,tweetemotions @lisibo ooohhhhh - sorry So sad - never noticed the dollar signs! #oxteach,sadness,tweetemotions @KinkyInkTattoos Always have wanted to go to Oz,neutral,tweetemotions "Everytime still holds horrible, horrible memories for me though.",sadness,tweetemotions #followfriday @T_1001 cuz ive never been added to anyone's followfriday either & cuz he's got a cool picture,neutral,tweetemotions Is at the movies with the boyfriend!!,surprise,tweetemotions @sparklethots love that birdy nest! though i already got us another kind,sadness,tweetemotions "to @WebAnime and @tbaggins1, thanks for following me.",joy,tweetemotions "Feel quite down, not quite sure why though :s so going to bed night everyone x",fear,tweetemotions Still sick bout to play some ps3 till the laker game starts,fear,tweetemotions Buongiorno !!! woke up and of for my Italian lunch,joy,tweetemotions @CardineB teehee. it was a good show anyway,joy,tweetemotions @hookedonwinter your picture makes me thristy EVERYDAY!,sadness,tweetemotions @Jesusfreak1900 probably. sucks for you.,sadness,tweetemotions @TheLastDoctor 9 days I'm about ready to visit Torchwood and see if they've heard anything,fear,tweetemotions @momtoboysx3 I'm here if u need to vent!,fear,tweetemotions @Lesley_M make sure you watch in HD,neutral,tweetemotions i'm gonna miss all the live Comet action tomorrow! i have to go take care of my cousins and they don't have access to the interwebz,sadness,tweetemotions @Mahalat Sorry. Not unemployed.,disgust,tweetemotions "PLEASE PLEASE, ANYONE?",sadness,tweetemotions "still can't figure this twitter thing out, i can't my background pic to stick and i can't seem to change my profile pic",disgust,tweetemotions Why are CDs in HMV so overpriced? �12.99 for @billyraycyrus? I hate having no money,disgust,tweetemotions "My smartcard fell out of its holder when I was going home today. If anyone finds it, please tell me",fear,tweetemotions "@cskly Kev, fuck off! I'm stuck in Westgate working",disgust,tweetemotions @quinland Lmao Yes its on the 27th I get so excited lol,joy,tweetemotions @lizbastian awesome! I am at 1505 west lake street: right across from the dunn brothers on lake,neutral,tweetemotions @mshemoney Aw Yay,neutral,tweetemotions Somebody buy me a plane ticket home!! I miss my girl...,fear,tweetemotions Just went a bought the bigest redbull i could find. its going to be a long day at the office,fear,tweetemotions had a very good day and is now going to get into bed!,joy,tweetemotions "you people are missing the point here, instead of @god loosing followers he's GAINING! over 50 new ppl in 6 hours",neutral,tweetemotions @lilxklein i see you hannah klein!. lookin good today,joy,tweetemotions "@beardoctor I really should put up a pic, I guess.",neutral,tweetemotions Won a gps at post prom,joy,tweetemotions @dougreport how can I read the Floyd article says it's private,sadness,tweetemotions Prank calls,neutral,tweetemotions "@babygirlparis hope you have a great weekend,Paris",joy,tweetemotions @MegMegMeg123 I ran out of space....hugging Jacob and Edward is just by himself,neutral,tweetemotions @Fresh_and_Easy when will these stores in Sacramento open? Been waiting and nothing,neutral,tweetemotions "Is Watching Britains Got Talent, & Is biting her nails. Please don't come off black nail varnish",fear,tweetemotions @iamcheerbear I know It fucking sucks. anyway you can get a fake id or something?,disgust,tweetemotions @ashleypratt Oh come on!!! You get next week off and I get next week full of exams!,fear,tweetemotions @jadeofjades www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyJvgnP9-vA sowwwwyy! U girls make me twisted all time,joy,tweetemotions on the phone !,neutral,tweetemotions @davidtreynolds but but but. I want steak,sadness,tweetemotions "@slicksean I'd love that. And, don't think of it as easy. Think of it as enthusiastic.",sadness,tweetemotions @strandell that was several days ago! it was great though,joy,tweetemotions Something strange in the air lately. Been setting everyone on edge. Going to do a good smudging of the house. Good to do those anyway,surprise,tweetemotions -- Omg I can't believe jay leno is going off the air I HATE CONAN O'BRIAN,surprise,tweetemotions driving past Tattered Cover w/o stopping promising myself to make time next week.,fear,tweetemotions @iwan2ctheworld she passed away in April. she was really sick with a genetic disease.,fear,tweetemotions @beverlykidd also happy mother's day,neutral,tweetemotions "Hanging with my BFF @JasmineWHO today! Ya Ya! @amandababby Our old friend is in my prayers, I hope this experience helps her",joy,tweetemotions someone take me to LA I NEED TO SEE THE LEMON TREE,joy,tweetemotions @DavidArchie the script are amaaazing! Rusty halo and i'm yours are my favourites,fear,tweetemotions @theEmzi h�rlich!,neutral,tweetemotions "@MikeEscamilla @tonyhawk that was flippin' sweet, dudes. thanks for sharing",joy,tweetemotions FUCK wasting deodorant... i aint goin no where... i aint havin company let me funk it to ya!,surprise,tweetemotions "@GirlUSoCrazy lol girl I cannot stop!!! I am a student, I can't afford $14 a pop eyeshadows. But I am so hooked",joy,tweetemotions Today is going to be a good day!! On my way to work spending time with Jesus,joy,tweetemotions OK tweeps.. sorry. too many twitpic. I'll delete those pics as soon as @serephinaa had 'em copied,fear,tweetemotions @CaitiCaitlin I know but unfortunately I'm one of the fifteen bazillions of Americans without health insurance. awesome,fear,tweetemotions Guess what? mom adopted a kitty today (11 months) His name is Corky,joy,tweetemotions "300 updates actually 13,527 lol",neutral,tweetemotions its a perfect op for everyone to advertise their blogs,neutral,tweetemotions @sneadles What a great picture! We won tons of money that day. ( ),joy,tweetemotions i hate when i paint my nails because then i cant suck my thumb because it tastes bad,sadness,tweetemotions @Zanna85 i changed my mind dammit!! a Tsar can change his mind at any time without no prior notice,fear,tweetemotions @GeekWearsPrada Have you been going to the Trop for the last 5 years? No more games for you!,disgust,tweetemotions "oh dear, they selected the worst bit for highlight for soprano guy",surprise,tweetemotions "@adbert @DougOntrack @organicsue Is it me (my machine)? or... Vids freeze up, halt whole blip stream ? http://blip.fm/~79l0q",fear,tweetemotions @amandapoop no I didn't yet he never texted backk.,sadness,tweetemotions @lyracole P.S. The "duh" was directed towards myself...,fear,tweetemotions "I feel like ive done the London marathon, I ach all over",neutral,tweetemotions "The Aila Cyclone left my house in Calcutta with a broken sunshade, balcony and a huge branch of tree thru our bathroom window.....",fear,tweetemotions "twitter,facebook,myspace...no phone still",neutral,tweetemotions Flip flops are a menace! I've cut one of my feet Ouchies.,disgust,tweetemotions I dont care what kind of graphics or engines video games have nowadays. They are nothing compared to The Oregon Trail and Carmen Sandiego,surprise,tweetemotions Home from Disney...best time in a long time...howl at the moon tonight for GBA and then BHB Tuesday oh drummer boy niiight,joy,tweetemotions "Hi, is anybody else having problems with the Karma site? It's not working.",sadness,tweetemotions My eyes hurt.,sadness,tweetemotions "Sometimes I hate myself, but that's normal so I don't worry bout it",disgust,tweetemotions working my way through a Myst maze while my video exports,surprise,tweetemotions "No phone call yett... Hrmm. Maybe a call from my end is in order? I'll wait a bit longer, Prom nights are often 'spuratic' moments.",fear,tweetemotions I need a bigger mp3 player... even if it pains me to say it,fear,tweetemotions "@doudoubebe There are 3 other Drs. in the office and only mine does this It drives me nuts, especially when it is an appt. for my kids.",disgust,tweetemotions @TheEllenShow but i went out and bought some nail polish ellen,fear,tweetemotions went to bed last night with the feeling of a migraine coming and woke up feeling worse.,fear,tweetemotions @mpellegrini hurts to be you! Sunshine all weekend and you don't get to play. That's sad.,sadness,tweetemotions "@Free2b_you Ah! Haha that's exciting. If I ever come to Australia we are definitely gonna have a movie night, FYI",fear,tweetemotions @Media_Molecule where is Sackiroth,neutral,tweetemotions "I didn't get the job at Stuff Magazine Dammit, that would have been amazing!! Oh well.",sadness,tweetemotions that was reallly good,joy,tweetemotions "@rainofashes I would never do that to an innocent individual, plus it's really unsanitary",fear,tweetemotions "just got home from a nice party, just not tired yet",joy,tweetemotions I am totally knackered and back in the meeting,joy,tweetemotions updating my resume,joy,tweetemotions Just finnished my Double Cheeseburger. It was good Ready to watch the Spanish F1,joy,tweetemotions "RP @Bryan000: RP @MrSwishaTwista: RP @Bryan000: My crack...--Here's mine. ?---- I just threw up in my mouth lil bit--It's my legs, LOL.",disgust,tweetemotions I got the ticket dismissed,fear,tweetemotions Back from a wonderful vacation. Had perfect weather and now back to the rainy 'burgh and reality.,fear,tweetemotions @lrntoswim Thx for #followfriday ... I'm afraid I've been remiss with my blips lately.,sadness,tweetemotions had a great day...and now I'm off to bed. tomorrow I'm back in sd,neutral,tweetemotions Loving the warm weather... but can we get some rain please?! my water bill is going to be bad,fear,tweetemotions "ugh gone through 2 new phones and now my screen is black, which means no texting",sadness,tweetemotions Life can get soo Dull sometimes what do you do when u have no 1 around x,sadness,tweetemotions @thebraysmommy thx! Hoping it's a good week.,joy,tweetemotions "@Chappers67 TV is shite,thank god for youtube",disgust,tweetemotions Whoop! I got a prom date today! Who knew? Ha-ha! But I can't tell you who.,joy,tweetemotions Got tired of the kitchen being uninhabital so swept and mopped the floor when its dry I'll do the work tops,disgust,tweetemotions @edma my brain has become a converter ed. i've been converting into LM for the past 2 yrs. every 5 mins of every single day,fear,tweetemotions "I'm gonna stop hogging the laptop for tonight. Tomorrow again, twitterers!",neutral,tweetemotions @Mitry909 no Belgian an not a record collector,neutral,tweetemotions i don't feeeel good. :/ my head hurts. and i have too much homework to do. schools no fun. :p hehe,fear,tweetemotions "@RetroRewind i have to wok a nite shift tonite so will miss it please DM me, i promise i wont tell anyone else ;0) !!!",sadness,tweetemotions Not happy got a big choice to make,fear,tweetemotions @Shez wishing you were here too babe.. we'd have a ball,neutral,tweetemotions @gleannignacio hehe true. i wonder what he will come up with,surprise,tweetemotions "@popey you are right, enjoy the lasagne,",neutral,tweetemotions @DontLetGo14 at home im so lonely here...,sadness,tweetemotions @sergio_mg03 idkkkk I haven't planned anything.. Work LOL,neutral,tweetemotions @MikeyUnderwood so no rice or crusty bread with the chili .... aawww,sadness,tweetemotions one hour till I go home and commence pouting because no Bahama trip for me,fear,tweetemotions crash in Qmbol,neutral,tweetemotions I think a crow took one of the baby birds in my garden today. I know it's nature but I still don't like It.,neutral,tweetemotions "strongly agrees with Jason about Wolverine, but not about Hugh Jackman. Sorry. No kids for this Mouse.",sadness,tweetemotions @LatinAngel9393 that is so sad. wish I can do something big for the kids. may God Bless the kids always.,fear,tweetemotions The icecream truck never comes to my house,sadness,tweetemotions studying for my exam tomorrow @ 2 & packin up!,fear,tweetemotions @GothLitChic It's too nice to be inside,joy,tweetemotions "@misstiffytaylor try having your best writing five years behind you heh, it happens",fear,tweetemotions GASP] pulleaase dont hate me if u ask me a question and i dont answer you ... at any given time. i just cant see you! sorry,fear,tweetemotions "http://twitpic.com/675u6 - Square B - she is sad because she wasn't there and now she's, well, square (crocheted bee with poly fibe ...",neutral,tweetemotions gosh im bored. its early..n i wanna go..to sleeeepp why am i at work? *kay<3*,fear,tweetemotions @Huntley22 haha fucking hell i know ay. shit son he's just making trouble. we could take him.,disgust,tweetemotions @thriftymommy well my daughter is 20 now...thats why I said 'I miss those days'...they go by sooo fast,sadness,tweetemotions "@BrennaRE Oh yes..i think almost every Tuesday in June. Which dresss, I just bought one, then felt guilty and took it back",fear,tweetemotions @samanthadepanta Doing really well! I will stay here as long as is needed! So you can definitely come and visit me!! Look forward too ...,joy,tweetemotions @taylorswift13 so my friends are coming to see you on NYC...but im on stupid vaca in the stupid cayman islands so i cnt go iloveyou<3,neutral,tweetemotions Microsoft Announced Windows 7 Release Candidate. Download available tomorrow,neutral,tweetemotions "I worked more today than I did yesterday, but my time card says that I worked the same.... oh well... Hello weekend!",fear,tweetemotions Somebody please save the polar bears!,fear,tweetemotions @SamBennington cool you are here too hi sam how are you???,joy,tweetemotions The 3d version of Up sold out regular version it is!,sadness,tweetemotions @artfuldodga I love those 'it'sakey' USB sticks. We only have the 4GB in Australia,sadness,tweetemotions "There's a 1,000 you's... there's only 1 of me...",fear,tweetemotions @joycescapade COOOOOOOOOL... DOOOOOOOOOWN... Patience... Is... Virtue...,neutral,tweetemotions @MarcusG704 why are you surprised?,surprise,tweetemotions Wishing all the Mama's out there a very Organic Happy Mother's Day,neutral,tweetemotions @Jae878 thanks I'm holding my mini laser light thingy lol. How are u?,joy,tweetemotions @chelsea_playboy yehh just signed,joy,tweetemotions @MrBenzedrine you got your lion hoodie!! mines still a week or so away what number is yours?,fear,tweetemotions @dandebuf i'm pretty sure he's every main character we've ever written. that or @iamnotmatt,neutral,tweetemotions @TaylaMcCloud yeah i did haha 3rd episode is up as well,fear,tweetemotions It's 10.30pm on a Friday night and I'm going to bed. How pathetic.,sadness,tweetemotions my pic didn't work,fear,tweetemotions "@CoachDeb I'm game, too bad your leaving HI!",fear,tweetemotions "@marshallsheldon Probably not a good idea, its hard to tweet on the web, I miss Tweetdeck! *cry*",fear,tweetemotions At a redneck hoe down apparently.,neutral,tweetemotions @PeopleBrowsr nice new profile picture! Glad to see some friends in there,joy,tweetemotions @MacQuid Soetimes I envy those who have spent their whole lives in one place and have deep roots... the grass on the other side syndrome!,fear,tweetemotions I sunburnt through factor 30,surprise,tweetemotions @esuh so what if i cried,surprise,tweetemotions "@JonathanRKnight Good morning! Aww, sorry that you were stuck in the airport for 12 hours!!",fear,tweetemotions @sarahjpin Good work.I've only just managed to turn my studio on... I envy your productivity,joy,tweetemotions @bebeisis thanks bebeisis that is right is your name by any chanve elisabeth???,fear,tweetemotions @Jonasbrothers It is absolutely incredible. It's official: My FAVORITE JONAS is FRANKIE. He is the man,joy,tweetemotions @andyclemmensen Me too @shortstackband haha I did but have no credit,fear,tweetemotions "@nhuhieuma ava n�y c?ng ch? c� 3 m�u nh?? :-/ @gk2007 thui, hem sao em ?, c? h?i c�n nh�u m?,",neutral,tweetemotions @KellyCombs I'm bummed to miss you. Hope you enjoy your writing conf. tho!,sadness,tweetemotions @raczilla nice beta for easports still no news on the online for madden,joy,tweetemotions "@leilaanasazi: I'm sure lots of that studio equipment was collected analog stuff that can't be bought anymore. seriously, condolences.",fear,tweetemotions i don't know !!,disgust,tweetemotions and now! ITS #starwarsday!!!! To celebrate i should watch some star wars - Richard,neutral,tweetemotions Heading out to do a relay in the Belfast marathon,neutral,tweetemotions @rossyflossy haha i get my senior license next friday!!!!,fear,tweetemotions @GABBYiSACTiVE Aw you would not unfollow me would you? Then I would cry,neutral,tweetemotions wonders if anyone would care if she died tomorrow,fear,tweetemotions @evanmcbroom I'm sure Mayor Brainard will be thrilled to hear that you're a fan.,joy,tweetemotions @ditzynicky my knee is hurting so bad im limping...so we get to suffer through work together,fear,tweetemotions @allthatglitrs21 - 21 days to go Happy birthday for then,fear,tweetemotions @ruthnin An expense I could do without at the moment,neutral,tweetemotions @redrobinrockn next one for you!,joy,tweetemotions "@miayuthao: You must rest, don't work hard How abt Cr-chan ?",neutral,tweetemotions "@MattthewHoare please don't tell me they've cut the price of macbooks.. although if photoshop has been reduced, that'd be great",sadness,tweetemotions "@vobes Sounds a bit Alan Partridge A-ha! (Good morning, by the way)",surprise,tweetemotions My new camera... http://tinyurl.com/l8pde3 ... RIP my hot pink Polaroid i733,neutral,tweetemotions "@aussiecynic mostly just going to work and then update my twilight blog basically, that's my life. Is it sleeptime for you?",neutral,tweetemotions "@northernpest DID YOU GO? was it good, i was in center parcs who else went!? xxxxxxx",fear,tweetemotions At the dentist. I liked it better when the dentist is the client. Now I'm the patient. http://www.DamienSmithPhotography.com,fear,tweetemotions "Not to worry, noone got that one. Next question starts in 1 minute, get your thinking caps on",fear,tweetemotions "@shtoofi i know the feeling, working so much sucks hardcore. we need to hang out soon",fear,tweetemotions "I need to get in a good, hard workout today after work, I feel like I've been slacking! No good",sadness,tweetemotions "God, I'll miss my bf so fuckin' much! It's only 2 months now *sn�ff*",sadness,tweetemotions I'm at church now..bout to od on my smoothie bc it might be melted when I come back,fear,tweetemotions @khanserai why that's a halo,neutral,tweetemotions @brabakr @Elikapeka @BeachMomOf2 Oh Duh....I see that now .....thank you....,surprise,tweetemotions so during that whole whole addiction talk with my brother and that lady....i broke down and couldnt help but cry,surprise,tweetemotions surprisingly liked Star Trek (contrary to the theory that star wars fans are anti trekkies),surprise,tweetemotions missing his voice,fear,tweetemotions I'm surrounded by negativity good thing there is a Fly Guy to give me hope that there is something better thank u Jesus,sadness,tweetemotions "@AClockworkToad Im not getting any treatments, we are just gonna hang out at the pool and the hot tubs.",neutral,tweetemotions just got back from my exam... im surely gonna fail...now trying 2 get tickets 4 il divo! someone doesnt want us 2b there!!!,fear,tweetemotions "yay, just got my stuff from rygegrej.dk Perfect tastes like banana and apple",joy,tweetemotions "imissu, come back home now honey",fear,tweetemotions I guess I'm just not smoking tonight,neutral,tweetemotions @eprussakov oh� unfortunately not,sadness,tweetemotions Hmph. This is nowhere near as effective as it was a few mins ago. I wonder if it was a coincidence. FOLLOWERS: please report ur findings,neutral,tweetemotions reconnecting with amadeus and friends,neutral,tweetemotions http://twitpic.com/67hvr - This picture is from last year freshman year how I miss thos days,sadness,tweetemotions Back at homes hmm.. i rly am going to miss my boo for 2 days like wtf,fear,tweetemotions I hate going to work on nights that I'm in micro. At least I get to work with @samaasla!,disgust,tweetemotions @LisaHopeCyrus sry twitterfon is kinda shit i will stay at tweetie this world is so unfair you always have to pay for good stuff :/,disgust,tweetemotions "@fynflood In the end the magic of 'And so to dream' wins, along with swaying back and forth within site of a sleeping mommy.",neutral,tweetemotions "@plisdehjkt any ideas, tempat apa yang paling cocok? jupiter seru juga",neutral,tweetemotions Can you believe it:Tomorrow Night will be Jay Leno's last episode of the Tonight Show I encourage everyone to watch it and welcome Conan.,joy,tweetemotions "just when i thought things couldn't get any worse. it just did. and it will get even worse tonight, i bet. my life is a misery.",fear,tweetemotions wishes people wouldn't be so stubborn sometimes.,sadness,tweetemotions at dancing...waiting for my turn hope i get my newww cd with the funky reel music todayy!!!,joy,tweetemotions Discovered that Numpy arrays can hold values of any type. Useful for manipulating arrays of numbers with uncertainties.,neutral,tweetemotions My twitterberry doesn't work!,fear,tweetemotions "@jeffreecuntstar decent Australian guys are hard to find...trust me, you're better off with an American one",fear,tweetemotions ? on wednesday green day will perform their new single "Know Your Enemy" at TvTotal http://tr.im/kpDX,neutral,tweetemotions life is so boring without you,sadness,tweetemotions NEEDS an external hard drive. I don't have enough money < I don't wanna give up my music! >,fear,tweetemotions On the phone to mum http://tinyurl.com/otdn9u,neutral,tweetemotions @marginatasnaily @Brandystrippers New Look were sold out and thres a nice one in george and in topshop-also sold out!! xx,neutral,tweetemotions @joshboulton Yeah I guess he does sound a bit odd 'cause he's saying really quickly,surprise,tweetemotions @1sweetwhirl remember the guy who 1st #tweetbud you! ~> @yashved_2890 help him get 900 flwrs & make him smile!,joy,tweetemotions @chopperdave12 i think im just going to wind up going Home and go to bed,sadness,tweetemotions would some one plese suggest me a great thriller movie,neutral,tweetemotions I think I may have ruined a friendship this week by getting carried away,fear,tweetemotions "@IdeasCulture w00t, have a red wine now",neutral,tweetemotions really not feelin well...,sadness,tweetemotions Happy mama's day to all the mamas.,joy,tweetemotions its ok @samcarterrules saw u with joey thought u looked interesting like the same things on #SanctuarySunday,joy,tweetemotions @NotSafeForWork you can vote once per day per computer,neutral,tweetemotions What I'm gonna do life is not good:'( no more Exit in this hallway I'm stuck in my world...,sadness,tweetemotions "@JVB Thanks, I just found a article that say i cannot join you because i am in the UK though",sadness,tweetemotions wow we r watching the outsiders smelly english.,surprise,tweetemotions Can't get the sound to work while on DVD. I was going to watch Mary Poppins.,fear,tweetemotions where's Jake??,fear,tweetemotions @AliNichole0619 I am thinking about reading that too! She is talking about it on the View too! Not that you miss it often,neutral,tweetemotions Angus down 3-1 in first set http://yfrog.com/10jsepj,neutral,tweetemotions @JeremyTheXIV i take it you're not a fan,disgust,tweetemotions ""suprised" mom with a cake and a present, because it's mother's day! dad had bought flowers. : >",joy,tweetemotions "@mistygirlph Thanks! Yes, this sudden downpour does seem rather freakish. Is it really the end of summer here in the Philippines?",surprise,tweetemotions @mileycyrus sorryyy milerz that i can't vote i would love to vote but it doesn't works i'm sad and very frustraded :@ :@ --__--,sadness,tweetemotions Rocking out to a Shania Twain marathon,neutral,tweetemotions "Cleaning out my desk, I've found a betting slip from three months ago, I stuck a tenner on #newcastle getting relegated. In the money",neutral,tweetemotions nice turn of phrase from @samsoir "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey! Time for coffee and the back to code!" have fun at #openhacklondon today,surprise,tweetemotions Bought new racquet for $145... wish this racquet will do the half and God the rest .well despite recession things are fkin costly,fear,tweetemotions Ohhhhh Barcalona. Please dont ruin this #bgt,fear,tweetemotions in Singapore! its so warm over here! Having a blast already,joy,tweetemotions First Natalie and now little Holly. This is mean,fear,tweetemotions can't figure out at what time(french hour) the new moon trailer will be up since I can't watch the MTV movie Awards from Paris... ?,neutral,tweetemotions "finished work @ midday, had kiddie dinner ... now have no get-up & go ... ah well it's bank holiday! #fb",surprise,tweetemotions ok im about to passs out. tonight was lovely buenas noches mi gente.. tomorrow we shall party it up again!,joy,tweetemotions "@SongzYuuup good,get some rest MONEYMAKER",fear,tweetemotions "@picsiechick I haven't ridden on dirt for a year. Hate single track, can handle double track, slow.",neutral,tweetemotions my teeshirt is faaar too small for me but i like it too much to stop wearing it,neutral,tweetemotions "Here in France the official propaganda is that we are a world leader, the best education, health system, that we know and do everything thus at the end that we should be thankful to our elite for living in a country on the cutting edge! Our exterior foreign views are for our old allies (and sometimes enemies) Britain and America and all the others country are small, irrelevant, old colonies and under developed! And so, movies we saw on TV or at screen are French, American and sometimes English: it's like the world is really how it appears in them and every body is happy… Except that, if the curious citizen picks a Bollywood movie, he is amazingly stunned: it's India and Asia that are on the cutting edge and West looks old and decadent! In this movie, clothes, car, homes and places shines and are in style; Sure India looks conservative and prude for our western standard (this cheating movie is labeled adults only!) but maybe it's not a bad thing as every one looks more serious, clean and responsible. The movie lacks a bit of a nervous editing but it is well done: if the title is one night stand, we could add love-struck as well so we have the both feeling of the cheaters… Sure this plot has been done and undone but compare this one with the poor western look alike (american Dilemn or french Infidèles) and there is no difficulty to see its qualities! Sunny does a good job as the lost wife and her partner is convincing in his passionate spiral... So this is an excellent movie about a universal thematic and the production embarrasses our old western movies. The only disappointment is the ending credits that are totally irrelevant and aggressive for a movie that wasn't!",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Watching ""Buying the Cow"" makes me laugh occasionally and keeps me interested in the characters and what will happen. I keep my eyes on the film the whole way through however I will not expect myself to see it again. The film is about young men which haven't yet found true love. One of them believes he has already found his sole-mate but she got away and his girlfriend wants to get married. Being afraid that he will marry the wrong girl, he doesn't want to marry until he is sure he has found ""the right one"". His friend on the other hand is a player. He has slept with lots of girls but has yet to discover his true love. During the film there are a couple of twists, although they are not completely unexpected, and you can stop and pick up some laughs along the way. You could even say the film had a deeper message but that would be far fetched. If the film was a meal, it would be something that made me full, satisfied my needs and something I would vaguely remember but I would hardly order it again. A comedy which is has cliché written all over it; yet it is somehow unpredictable, unique and entertaining.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Okay, so it starts very unimaginatively with a narration from the lead character (Justine played by Laura Fraser - an amazing actress in her own right) but it goes on to become something miraculous. It has silly little things that you really shouldn't find funny but do every time. There is an especially memorable moment that sees your jaw dropping to the ground the first time you watch it when the male body of Jake, containing Justine's female mind, is trying to get used to her new anatomy. I wont spoil it for you, but the second time I watched it was with friends; seeing their faces was brilliant. It makes you cringe, but laugh at the same time. I am also a big fan of the music used. There is a beautiful small band that appears randomly on the street or on a pathway every now and then, but also some gorgeous, yet unknown (often the best), pop songs. It has the feeling of being written for an English cast by an American writer, which does annoy me only a couple of times. Overall, this film is hilarious. I am a massive fan of Laura Fraser's now, after being given his film for my birthday, and expect that, even though some of the cast are little-known to most, you too will enjoy every bit of it.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Computing . Can there be anything more boring ? Sitting in front of a computer all day typing away at some keys all day every day , tap tap tapping . That's much of the problem with this movie , the heroine sits in front of a computer VDU tapping the keys and no matter how many looks of agitation she gives , or how much suspenseful notes the composer strikes or how many extreme close ups the director uses there's not much excitement down to the fact that there's few things less exciting than watching somebody on a computer There's a few other problems too much of them factual errors regarding how computers work . Is it possible to hack into a computer that is both turned off and not connected to the internet ? I guess that when THE NET was made 10 years ago very few people would understand how computers worked so the screenwriters would have been able to BS at length but since we now live in a global village where nearly every household in the western world has their own computer the audience are certainly very clued up on the factual errors of this movie . And of course there's too many instances where someone acts stupid or out of character at crucial times in order to progress the plot which makes THE NET a very mediocre movie",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I love ""Coyote Ugly"", even though it seems critics/reviewers had mixed opinions. I thought it was the best bar-flick since ""Cocktail"". If you haven't seen ""Cocktail"", it's a movie where Tom Cruise stars as a bartender, and he swirls bottles around and other cool tricks of the trade. In Coyote Ugly, you have Violet (Piper Perabo) who comes to NYC to become a singer/songwriter. While Violet's there she finds that nobody will accept her demos, so she goes looking for work and she finds a job in a local bar called, ""Coyote Ugly"". The bar is owned by Lil (Maria Bello), Lil is a hardcore chick who treats her bar like it's her home. While Violet is there she also learns the tricks of the trade, and she also dances on top of the bar. I'm not going to tell you if Violet becomes a singer/songwriter or not, because that would wreck the movie, but I am going to tell you that this is a great movie. Personally, I would have to recommend this to anybody that has hopes and dreams of making it big. I'm giving this a 8 out of 10, because it has an amazing story, memorable characters and a lot of great lines, but I have to tell you one of the best parts is the theme song, ""Can't Fight The Moonlight"". So, if you love bar-flicks like ""Cocktail"" you'll love ""Coyote Ugly"".",joy,Movies_Reviews "Radhika Rao and Vinay Sapru's 2005 flick 'Lucky - No Time For Love' is classy film. A charming entertainer, coupled with fabulous direction, silk editing, good performances and ear-pleasing music score. Lucky has its share of minuses, but lets the give the markers its due, a well-made film in all aspects. Lucky proved Lucky for its distributors at the box office and was one the biggest openers of the year. Lucky, from my side, without a doubt gets a Thumbs Up!Pluses: The film has been directed beautifully, the locations are breath-taking. The film's script is cute and well executed. The film's music is a Brownie point. Adnan Sami has done a splendid job. Good performances. Mithun Chakraborty continues his magic with Lucky. He plays the role of the intelligent officer to perfection. Salman Khan is a scene stealer. He's superb. Sneha Ullal gets her job right. Kader Khan, Ravi Baswani and Vikram play to the gallery.Minuses: The film begins slow, and takes time to come to the point.on the whole 'Lucky - No Time For Love' is an entertaining film. Watch it.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I had the (mis)fortune to see this film at a showing in the US. Having reluctantly sat through the entire abysmal thing, I am shocked to have seen so many good reviews here on IMDB. The original film was a turkey, but an interesting one. It fitted into that early seventies, post 1969 revolution thing; this film just stinks of....... , well, nothing really. It's that bad.Imagine a badly done perfume commercial - see what I mean ?Madonna never could act, and has been an embarrassment on the big screen for years. She looks worse and worse with every one of those years, increasingly coming to resemble a skinned meerkat.Guy Ritchie, who has built his ""reputation"" on Lock Stock, could never direct either - his movies are shallow, badly cut, fashion shows. He doesn't disappoint here either; he wisely cast his wife as the star of this debacle.Please people, take little heed of the good reviews this movie has received from other posters below. They are quite obviously business plants.Don't encourage Ritchie to humiliate himself further by giving him money.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I'm actually surprised this film doesn't have a higher rating. Right before this I watch the horror film ""Mama,"" which I criticized for showing too much and leaving nothing to the imagination. Refreshingly, this movie does the opposite, and shows very little, which really makes the movie better. It is common for low-budget movies to have to be creative and not show things they want to show, but this is usually a blessing in disguise. The two young actors are great and they have a good chemistry. They seem so perfect for each other, so it becomes that much more suspenseful as things start to go wrong. The movie has a fairly simple plot, and never really explains exactly what is going on. From an early point in the film, I got an idea that we were dealing with a sci-fi, otherworldly evil and there is never really any twist or surprise that reveals anything different.The reason that the movie still works, is the couple is likable and we really feel the husbands frustration and feel sorry for him. I read another review complaining about the ending, and I can see where they are coming from, but to me the ending was fine. I'm actually glad they didn't try to reveal too much or explain everything perfectly. The main let down is that it is very predictable. It basically confirmed my suspicions all along.I like sci-fi horror movies like this, and I actually prefer this type of explanation over the more common metaphysical/ghost type of evil.Overall, it was a fun and suspenseful movie that kept me engaged until the end. There is not a lot of depth or substance to keep me thinking about it, but I can definitely still recommend it.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "After an interesting start, Paradise plunges to the depths of pure boredom and a waste of time. When the lead character meets Russell Brand after about 15 minutes, the movie's whole direction changes and becomes close to unwatchable. Not that it's Russell Brand's fault, the film becomes stagnant and never regains any momentum. Interest wanes and the story lacks any coherent reason to continue watching. The film is not well constructed and I found myself asking why it was ever given a green light. The writing lacks any bite save for the opening and it is a waste of time. It almost plays like a Lifetime movie and I avoid those films like the plague. I saw this film on my cable provider's Video On Demand, it has not been released in theaters yet. I think this is done to generate revenue when they have a questionable title that they feel will not do well when it is released. When they do this, little is known about a film so caution should be used. I should have taken my own advice!!",fear,Movies_Reviews "BLUE, awaited movie of the year is a failure. Despite multiple star cast, 100 crores budget, Kylie Minologue the film is total failure. Film lacks story & it doesn't entertain you except A.R. Rahman's music. The only thing I liked about this film is the superb music of A.R. Rahman & Lara dutta. Akshay Kumar is dull & boring with his monotonous acting. Sanjay Dutt looks very simple & hasn't done enough work (his tummy is clearly visible. that looks very bad). Katrina too is being spoilt with the role. The positive thing about the movie is music, some great underwater scene & glimpse of the underwater life. Else it is just waste of 2 hrs & Rs. 200.",disgust,Movies_Reviews The original Overboard is one of my favorite rom coms. If you liked the original I think you'll enjoy this. It has the same sweet silliness and the gender roles being swapped was a modern take. It's not a masterpiece but neither was the first one. Relax and let yourself enjoy it!,anger,Movies_Reviews "FATHER OF THE BRIDE PART II, in my opinion, is one of the most hilarious, heart-warming, and enchanting comedies I have ever seen. If you ask me, Alan Silvestri's score was absolutely romantic. In addition, I thought that the performances were superior, the directing was excellent, the costumes were perfectly designed, and the casting was perfect. Also, I was surprised that Martin Short sported his accent again. Kudos to Charles Shyer and everyone involved for a job well done. Now, in conclusion, if you are a fan Steve Martin, Diane Keaton, or Martin Short, or if you liked FATHER OF THE BRIDE, I highly recommend this movie. You're in for a feel good time, so see this movie today. You're in for a good time, so go to the video store, rent it or buy it, kick back with a friend, and watch it.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "1993 was a wonderful movie year. 2 movie masterpieces stand out today from it; ""Schindler's list"" and ""Groundhog day"". Personally, I always loved the second one more. ""Groundhog day"" is a perfect example why Bill Murray will always be a superior actor than the Oscar darlings Tom Hanks and Spencer Tracy. He plays Phil whom thanks to a time distortion ( a day repeating itself again and again ) gets away with stealing money, committing suicide 20 times, sleeping with local girls without consequences and finding out everyones deepest secrets. The story is so subtle that you may at first think its just a comedy. But once you think about it, you will realize how almost every problem from life is contained in it. Most noticeable, the one about how people will make the same mistakes again and again, until they change. And that's what's all about: change. Once when Phil changes himself, the world changes finally too. He is a grown man, but childish in his persona. That's why thanks to the time distortion he ages psychologically, until he finally becomes a real man, not a spoiled kid. This is an extreme satire about life. Think about it. Its about the imprisoned human spirit crying for a change, a difference. Phil became an individual, the only person on Earth that has self-consciousness. At that moment all other characters just became puppets. You can also regard it as a parody of Totalitarian regimes ( Phil is the only person that does something different than the others, and that's why he is misunderstood ). Plus the explanation for the mysterious time distortion is never given. It's shown more like something as natural as the weather, something that just happened.--------------The only great film the director Harold Ramis ever made, ""Groundhog day"" was until recently the highest marked Murray film on the site rotten-tomatoes.com with extremely high average grade of 8.1/10. ""Lost in translation"" beat it, with 8.4/10, but quite frankly, it was overrated. If there was any justice, ""Groundhog day"" should have won Oscars and Golden Globes for the best picture, script and the main actor. But alas, since Murray was underrated for so long, its finally time he gets overrated for once!You just have to love him when he is in the studio doing a weather forecast: ""In California there is going to be a big heat tomorrow, and gang fights and too high real estate prizes too. Oh, what's this? A cold front is coming up! Fuuuu( blows the clouds on the screen)."" The only flaw is that some better director could have directed it more radical and extreme than Ramis, but if we love Frank Capra, we must love this symbolic story about the triumph of emotions over cold cynicism.Grade: 10/10",sadness,Movies_Reviews "The only good thing about this movie is it's new for bollywood audience and credit to director nd crew for THEIR hard work on the film. Sympathies aside, Indian audience have watched films like this b.f particularly Hollywood underwater films in recent years. Hollywood movies Jaws and The Deep both based on novels by peter benchley were benchmarks for these kind of films and for audience who loved this genre. Bt recent underwater films by Hollywood and now Blue are no better then the novels themselves, that is to have a story. Blue is a story less film and more about the visuals and the stunts, including wasting the bike stunts all the way in the east that led nowhere. The movie is more or less based on technical aspects of film making than based on a story of any kind. The lady in blue story is pretty good even though it consists of a stupid investigation in accusing the captain of being a traitor. At least Blue could have used this story and made it an historic marine story of sorts, but you end up having the villain(unimpressive akshay) search this treasure to ""save the family's honor"", while meaning no harm to put the sanjay's family thru all the tamasha.Ther were no twists even for double crossing rahul dev was dumb, b.c he wasn't interested in this movie at all while seeing his reactions. Overall, thers no treasure hunting b.c its only for a few scenes way down the second half and towards the end of the movie. The movie is sentimental and dull in the first half, nd the second half is of no interest by the time the movie ends.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Not only was the astrophysics absolute crap, but the film was utterly offensive to Australians. A quick summary of errors - the accents, of course (Yanks never get them right - though the producers get half a point each for one New Zealand accent and one semi-Afrikaaner); Sydney populated by Yanks and Brits, and the odd black West Indian; Aussie vegetation the same as that in Colorado; what looks suspiciously like Table Mountain - which overlooks Capetown in South Africa - ""to the west of Sydney""; a serial rapist and murderer, imprisoned in a US-style prison in Pretoria (that's actually in South Africa, guys!), condemned to death by lethal injection - we don't have the death penalty here in Oz - escaping overland to Sydney for revenge; Sydney cops driving 1.5 litre toy cars... Need I go on? When the outside world is actually the empty lot of a studio in Hollywood or LA, with a few home movies cut in for ""authenticity,"" it's no wonder that most Americans know nothing about the rest of the planet, care less, and regard other countries as their private playground. Now THAT'S spiteful!",joy,Movies_Reviews "**This review may contain spoilers** I started watching this show after a lot of good reviews for it (they were all dated 2011 by the way) The story was good, the characters were interesting, there were a few plot contrivances but nothing too jarring and it was only season 1, some shows take a while to find their feet. As a first season I was happy and looking forward to a long running interesting show.Unfortunately this show did not find its feet but squarely tripped over them. The end of season 1 wraps up quite well until the last ten minutes where the writers threw stuff in to set up season 2 and boy has it gone downhill from there.Season 2 is an absolute mess, quite reminiscent of Prison Break where the original story is good but how long can you drag out a simple concept, in this case revenge. New silly plot-lines abound, new dull characters, ridiculous twists reminiscent of cheap and nasty daytime soaps. I found myself shouting at the TV on many occasions until I could take no more. I didn't even bother watching till the end of the season.My many gripes include: How lazy are the writers when nearly every scene has someone listening in at the door to aid plot development. Are they really that lacking in imagination that they can think of no other way to do this. It really got to the point whenever anyone was discussing anything sensitive I was waiting for the shot to see who was outside listening in, it actually became quite hilarious. And in the same vein how retarded are the characters who are supposedly super wealthy and powerful people (and by that we may infer somewhat intelligent) that they discuss extremely sensitive topics without any thought to privacy.Emily's box...That damn box. It has everything in it that could expose her yet she just leaves it lying around, under the floorboards, in a ""hidden cupboard"". Get a safe and lock that thing up, you're a billionaire after all, they're not that expensive! I could go on but anyone who has watched into season 2 will know I could be here for hours so I'll leave it at that.This show would have been ideal as a 1 season affair, the story could have been kept tight all the way through with a nice satisfying resolution, instead as is common with TV these days the golden goose had to be squeezed until not a single golden egg was left.Do yourself a favour, stop watching at the end of season 1 when it seems everything has wrapped up nicely, skip the last bit of the final episode and you will end up enjoying a well made and decent show.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Unfortunately we don't have a reliable way to tell the true ratings of a movie.If it wasn't for the ridiculously overblown ratings I wouldn't mind, perhaps I would have watched it anyway because I like Bradley Cooper, but being lured into watching this thing expecting a 8-9 star movie... not cool.This is a movie just for Lady Gaga hardcore fans, anybody else expect a very average product.",joy,Movies_Reviews "For 75 years we have seen talkies about young handsome and pretty hopefuls who come to Hollywood and lick their way to the top of something only to find they shoulda stayed home. This film isn't a talkie so much as a screwy. From DAY OF THE LOCUST and A STAR IS BORN and others, notably American GIGOLO we cinema-goers have sought the sight of these pretty prostitutes doing their thing..... and this time we have Ashton Kutcher (and Anne Heche) fully nude for your viewing pleasure. Exactly how much of a pleasure is doubtful, but this film SPREAD which he co produced is mostly all for and about him. Other viewers might be hard on this film (unlike Ashton, I am sure) and the material is familiar, but the production values and his unflinching willingness to get his gear off a lot is clearly to refresh the tired storyline and the awful personalities of the parasitic behavior on screen. Kutcher is quite good as the toy boy involved, and Heche is the hot momma host and their interaction (so to speak) works. There is a lot of nude on screen sex in this film all photographed lushly in semi tropic patio heaven. It's fun and trashy and well made and you get to see bits of everyone not normally in the sunlight. SPREAD, like Kutcher is nice to look at and quite familiar but ultimately empty. There is a better version yet to be made of this idea that these 20 something nightclub people who are good looking realise they are just delivery staff. As they say, be nice to those who you meet on the way up....",disgust,Movies_Reviews "If you ask me - I think that Taxi Driver is one of those truly puzzling films that has been seriously over-rated (way-way-way out of proportion). It really has.With me giving Taxi Driver 5 stars, I think that I am actually being quite generous with that rating - 'Cause, at best, this film was an average production that seemed to contain an almost endless stream of filler-scenes where absolutely nothing of any interest ever happens.Now 40 years old, Taxi Driver (which contained some of the most inane dialogue and preposterous situations imaginable) certainly doesn't hold up very well today.And fresh-faced actor, Robert De Niro, as the psychotic vigilante, Travis Bickle (and his double-talking, dime-store philosophy) was pretty dull stuff, for the most part.And, speaking about Taxi Driver's climatic final showdown - I actually burst out laughing as I watched how badly this sequence was staged. And the over-dramatization of the violence, after the fact, was one of the worst examples of bad directing that I've seen in a mighty long time.All-in-all - This highly-praised picture barely managed to rise above mediocrity on only a few occasions.P.S. - If you want to see a real stand-out performance worthy of a ""Razzie"", check out Cybill Shepherd, as Betsy, the airhead political organizer.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "It took me about an hour to stop being irritated by the movie's self consciousness, to sort of enjoy it... but the damage was done.As viewers, we have no reason to believe in the love Anna finds. He is creepy and give us no inkling of why she might ruin her life for him.Kiera isn't bad, just annoying, considering we have no empathy for her self indulgence. If her husband was worse, her love a lot nicer, and if we could feel electricity between them, it would be a different matter, but the fact is the movie is too busy being clever... it misses out on having a heart and soul.The theatre gimmick got in the way, and seemed like a cheap way of having Moscow backdrops without actually traveling there.5/10",sadness,Movies_Reviews "First of all, i must admit, i'm not a big fan of Paul W.S. Andersons work. The ""Resident Evil"" movies are probably some of the most soulless movies there are. But i really did enjoy ""The Three Musketeers"". A simple honest fun adventure movie. For those guys who wine about it not being true to the book by Alexandre Dumas, after watching the trailer showing airships and ""Mission Impossible"" like scenes, please...what did you expect...The actors all did a fine job, even Mila Jovovich and Orlando Bloom where o.k..The mix of elements in this Movie, was quiet nice...If you like ""Pirates Of the Caribean"", ""Le pacte des loups""/""Brotherhood of the Wolf"", ""Fanfan la Tulipe"" (1952), Jules Verne, Steam Punk or Alan Moores ""The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"" - comic that is, this maybe one for you...and i recommend the 3D version...",anger,Movies_Reviews "Try as I might, I could never get this film noir starring Robert Mitchum and Jane Greer to be as good to me as it's reputation. This film is often mentioned as one of the best of the film noir genre, but I never found it so. The poster is far better. In fact, if you want to see a more interesting film noir with Mitchum and Greer, then watch ""The Big Steal.""Nonetheless, I think the confusing story with its convoluted storyline brings it down. Unlike most noirs than occur in a big city, this one involves the countryside from San Francisco to Acapulco. Kirk Douglas doesn't have a big role in here but he makes his presence felt. He does a good job of being both menacing and personable at the same time.It also was nice to see this on a good DVD transfer as I was never able to find a good VHS of this movie. It does make the viewing experience a lot better....but I'm still looking for more with this film. I'll say what most ""crtiics"" are afraid to admit: it's overrated.",fear,Movies_Reviews "A good film with good actors. I advise everyone to watch this film and think about it.The actors play excellently and felt everything on their own.It is very difficult to feel everything on yourself and experience what people experienced when they were killed, raped, and driven out of their homes. I hope those who watch this movie realize all that was going on in 1915.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This film is incredible. Yes, the play is modernized, and for those who panned the film, I suppose originality was too much to take. Luhrmann stays with the original dialogue, which I believe adds much to the film and gives it authenticity. Therefore it cannot be dismissed as a masterpiece dumbed down to appeal to us easy to please teenagers. The camera work at the most dark parts of the film is quick and choppy, adding to the already potent and ever present depressing, tragic atmosphere. All of the leads were strong, with Danes and DiCaprio having amazing chemistry. In this film DiCaprio wasn't popular yet, so again critics can't say Leo was the draw for this film. Danes was emotionally pure and driven, and this is her best work to date aside from the critical darling, ""My So-Called Life."" No, the leads were cast with good reason - there couldn't have been any better. Supporting roles were wonderful, with the roles of Mercutio and Tybalt being exceptional, and the friar, who may be the most important character in the story, is brought to life by Postalwaithe The dreamy underwater shots are fantastic. Luhrmann's version of this classic tragedy plays to both a younger and older audience, adding touches such as the names of the guns being the names of swords; and he yet updates the setting, bringing the fantastic Verona, Italy to Verona Beach, Florida. A timeless story such as this makes any criticism of this film unnecessary and foolish; view it with an open mind and you will see the story as Shakespeare wrote it and as Luhrmann envisioned it.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Nothing new, nothing original, all about repeating whatever is done in the first one -- that's focking boring!!!! . Although it seems to be the trend of all the sequels for successful comedies, this one goes so surprisingly far ( or should I say close? ) that I can't believe this movie is brave enough to come out with everything from the first one except for the settings.And BTW, since when those film makers start to believe that disgusting equals funny? with Dustin Huffman's bare chest and Barbra Streisand's profession, which can remind you of those freaks on HBO's Real Sex series.... not to mention all those jokes revolving around a toilet bow....oh fock here goes my dinner...",anger,Movies_Reviews "So much wasted talent here, simply to tell a superficial tale--about wanting money and good looks. The March family complains about being poor... but they live in a big house, wear beautiful clothes, and are surrounded by people with money who give them money and gifts. It gets two stars for being absolutely gorgeous visually, but it's so dead inside that I couldn't want to get out of the movie theater and away from this non-sensical world. There are no stakes. Also, Bob Odenkirk shows up halfway through to marvel at the fact that he's in a period movie, and it makes no sense, except to laugh at the absurdity. Louisa May Alcott would not be amused.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Happy Feet is definitely one of those films that doesn't need a sequel but it has a purpose to give us an environmental message and that message became the main plot of this film. But for some reason, it's unnecessary. Extraneous characters like the Krills. There's nothing much to do with this. Just a lot of unnecessary things scattered throughout. The visuals are largely stunning and still has its powerful tone but even with those things, it still falls short.The first Happy Feet movie sets with a powerful tone and an absurd but interesting premise. That was acceptable as a penguin movie. Happy Feet 2 has its similarity with the first one by the father-son relationship. The rest is all about the crisis of the climate change but unnecessary things are happening especially with the two Krills, Will and Bill. They appear like Scrat from the Ice Age series. They are funny though but again, unnecessary.The film itself is also unnecessary. The problem of Mumble's tap dancing was already solved. They lived happily ever after in Antarctica since the ""aliens"" moderated their fishing. The climate change is a really good idea. But after the movie, it feels like it's just another sequel. Well, the movie never fails to its cast. Elijah Wood and Robin Williams did the same thing in the first movie but still good in this sequel. The newbies, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon are both fun even though they are playing the most extraneous characters of the film. Pink and Common are good replacements. What happened to Fat Joe? And the last but never the least is Hank Azaria who nearly steals the show.The movie gives some nostalgia and powerful tone from the first movie but it doesn't help at all but the visuals are really stunningly beautiful. Keeps the film large and worth it to the cinema and 3D. Realistic textures to make it look like it's Animal Planet but the elephant seals looks cartoony in some part but it's still good to look at. The songs are decent.There are only two reasons why this exists. Environmental Propaganda and money. It's the 21st Century of Hollywood and they are somewhat running out of ideas. With all of their technology and talented filmmakers, they can make as many unnecessary sequels as they want. The Environmental Message is stuck in the plot but there is nothing wrong with that. Happy Feet 2 is not a bad movie. It's just unnecessary.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I bought this little DVD a while ago. I knew nothing about the movie so I bought it just randomly mainly because of the cover. I have to say that I really liked this one here! First of all I like movies from the eighties and Risky Business is what it's all about man. Tom Cruise is playing a young man who isn't sure about himself and he is trying to find his place in this big world. He figures out that sometimes you just have to say 'bring it on' and stop worrying and start really living a real life. This movie captures quite well how it's like to be a teenager.The music in this film knocked me out! I mean man from the opening line it's just gets better and better. The keyboard theme in the background makes the atmosphere to this fine film. Plus it has a Phil Collins song 'in the air tonight' beautiful song if I might add. And last but not least Bruce Springsteen's 'Hungry Heart' it really fits to the themes of this movie which are cars, girls, money and getting wasted. Nine stars from me. Thanks for reading!",fear,Movies_Reviews "It is a bit botched in the end, what i mean by that i wont say, but allround and till then its a wellmade intense and extremely plausible case of bonnie and clydyish ripoff filmaking. its also about the power of social media, via smartphones, the mains alldevouring need of fame and to be rich on ''followers'' make this even more headshaking and desilutional.. there are some ominous vibes in this plot and may be taken for granted for the most cellulovian part of the audience so watch out for the real world..i like the acting by the main duo, also praise the use of music to maximise the tension of the action(espescially the first 30 minutes), the filmographic artistery has some small glitches, and its playtime are a bit too long. 90 mins would have made it better.im the grumpy old man, and im not in here reviewing as a runnnerup for the next election, nor for the fame and glory and the follower tally, even though i like to see some likes. so wether you like that or not its a film that is recommended, its more bleak that assassination nation on the violence, levels off well on the cyberlittic dimention compared to other films, but fauls itselfl for its culpable attempt to do the work complete by use of extra playtime.cause it may be a shocker to some....",disgust,Movies_Reviews "It is not as if there is any bias against romantic-comedies, as there are a number of good ones out there. As with all film genres, there are also some bad ones, and sadly 'The Wedding Planner' is one of those, or at least to me.'The Wedding Planner' does have some beautiful scenery, a stunning wardrobe for Jennifer Lopez (who wears it every bit as much) and is also very nicely shot. While the cast seemed okay on paper providing the material was good, only Judy Greer provides any enjoyment or warmth. Fred Willard is also quite good, and his scene is one few scenes that can be considered scene-stealing, but his appearance is too brief really.Jennifer Lopez does look stunning in her wardrobe and handles the cutesy moments quite well, however her comic timing is leaden and the emotional moments are a mess of overwrought and under-cooked, a very bland performance while never quite reaching the ""horror"" depths that her performance in 'Gigli' did. Matthew McConaughey looks lost and like his heart wasn't in it. Their lack of chemistry is a large part of the film's failure, their scenes together are awkward and pained, McConaughey's chemistry with Brigitte Wilson-Sampras (who tries her best with an underwritten and particularly clichéd character, but sometimes tries too hard) fares better having a warmer and more natural vibe.On top of that, there are also Justin Chambers and Alex Rocco, whose performances are badly marred especially by two of the worst accents in the history of film. Although Chambers' Massimo is little more than an annoying Italian stereotype and is as convincing an Italian as Keanu Reeves for example is as an Englishman (in 'Dracula'), this is particularly true with Rocco, it is ironic that the most seasoned of all the actors sounds like he had just come from a particularly boozy night on the town.For romantic comedies to work, the comedy should sparkle and the romantic elements should touch. To me, 'The Wedding Planner' failed at both. The comedy is chock full of clunky and witless dialogue, in a film crying out for somewhat of a screwball approach, and the situations are wildly improbable and would be more at place in a short-lived and amateurish sit-com. Very few romantic comedies have screenplays this irredeemably and intelligence insultingly dumb either.Lack of chemistry between Lopez and McConaughey is not the only thing hindering the romantic elements. 'The Wedding Planner' could have been sweet, but lays it on so heavy with the sugar that it becomes nauseating. The story is predictable, even for romantic comedy, with an ending that is so obvious five minutes in, and heavy in contrivance and sappiness and very low on wit, proper emotional impact and sass. This may have been slightly acceptable if so many scenes weren't so insultingly ridiculous and impossible to take at face value.Direction is bland, the characters are genre archetypes that are a mix of obnoxious and dull and no other extreme and the soundtrack is over-bearingly ham-fisted and heavy-handed.Overall, fails as a comedy and as a romance and even a good cast can't save it. Not recommended. 2/10 Bethany Cox",joy,Movies_Reviews "This is certainly not the worst movie I've ever seen, but it is the most boring. If it had been shortened to the half hour it deserved, it would merely be pretentious and sophomoric.The photography was beautiful; the B&W sequences had wonderful texture and there was a definite chiaroscuro effect. The transition to color and back again created a nice mood. The camera movement was effective and the angles as well. Too bad it was all wasted on a story which is a piece of crap.Even decent acting couldn't save this picture. The psycho/philosophical/pseudo-intellectual babble or attempt at such was worse than reciting a telephone book - at least the latter makes no pretense at deeeep meaning.There is an intellectual challenge to this film, though. Is it necessary to watch to the bitter end before passing judgment? My resolve to endure was bolstered by the fact that it couldn't get much worse.If it seems slow at the beginning, gird yourself; it doesn't get any better.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "The Bodyguard is fundamentally a love story between two contrasting characters with their own idiosyncrasies. The plot is intriguing enough to carry the film through and the romance between Costner and Houston builds steadily and realistically.With some decent action scenes, a decent cast and a great soundtrack, i found the Bodyguard to be an enjoyable movie.Clearly this film is not for everyone, it doesn't have enough action to satisfy the action fans, it isn't thrilling enough to be a thriller and as a pure romance film it is fairly weak; but i have to admit it does balance between these 3 genres quite well without excelling in any one of them.7/10",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This movie is for the over 8 but under 25 crowd. It works for sleepovers and slumber parties. The acting for this SciFi thriller/horror is okay, but not memorable. It has a poor storyline and is grossly predictable from the start. It is also supposed to be a horror flick, but I was not at all scared. The lighting is too dark for most of the movie and turns me off. The plot is disjointed. There is too much scene jumping. It is hard to get into the plot with all the scene jumping. The movie is slow. It is work to follow the progress of the movie and understand the significance of the scenery and progression within the flick. OK for the die hard SciFi fan to watch once. Otherwise, almost a waste of time to see.",anger,Movies_Reviews "According to some moviegoers, Blue is the best of the trilogy, for some of them, Red is the best one, it fulfills the ""picture"" White? Unfortunately, the people who think White is the best are not many. Despite, in my opinion, Blue is excellent, another masterpiece, White is my favorite film in the trilogy. Roughly, Blue was about death, White was about marriage and Red is about senescence or is it? The film is not mesmerizing, instead heavy in contrast with the previous films, and the story is not powerful, instead it was not sound and not dramatic. The film mostly consists of the conversations between the woman and the old man, but it does not say anything about its theme. Is the film about senescence? Then, the film does not say anything about senescence or is the film about friendship, but the movie does not say anything about friendship. May be just aging or isolation gets people do odd things, nothing more. However, as seen, some people derive a lot of meanings from every single scene. In addition, there is an unbalance in the places (and the characters) As a result, it seems that Red was not made by Kieslowski, instead of him, a young director who admires him did it or completed it. Therefore, Red is like a film made a bit unwillingly, in order to complete the trilogy, in order to make a film which meets the color, red. For example, the scene which the camera follows the telephone cable (by the way it recalled me Bound) was unnecessary for such a film (I don't want to say amateurish), but if Kieslowski liked it and wanted to do it, no problem. Red is pure art may be, but it does not look mesmerizing or impressive in this film, there is something wrong in Red. Lastly, if you were disappointed or did not like an art house film which was made by a master director, some people don't accept the fact. Red might be an example of it.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "After solving a deadly case, a husband-and-wife looking after their orphaned niece find that her connection to a special doll made by his company causes a sudden outpouring of supernatural activity towards them in retaliation for actions years ago and must find a way to contain the evil spirit.For such a maligned film, this one turned out to be rather enjoyable. One of the strongest aspects here is the supernatural elements which are quite prominent creating a wholly chilling atmosphere. The opening sequence of them rescuing the possessed woman in the house offers a nice start here by dropping us into this world rather early, while the eerie sequence of the daughter searching for her mother in the darkened house during the driving rainstorm after playing the board game to contact her offers up some nice imagery. Once this moves on to trying to drive the mother crazy, this one provides some outright chilling sequences that work rather well. The common trope of a child's toy being used for a ghost-finder throughout the house brings about some great scenes of her searching the house alone or interacting off-screen with what she claims is her mother are what really bring some great times this one. This early setup for the film allows for more fun to occur in the second half. Already fully aware of something going on, the film ratchets up the tension and scares with the explosion of supernatural activity. The fateful vacation trip to the tropical island is rife with incredible scenes, from the collection of shells along the beach where they mention the mother's presence at the location all along, a traumatic burial in the sand where they get pulled in and then quickly buried and follows that with a highlight reel montage inside the reception hall. From the piano ghost to the chase into the closet providing one of the greatest jump-scares in the film and coming back to include the final encounter with the husband. This extended and charged sequence makes for a truly chilling and creepy sequence that's far better than expected. Once back home, the seance ritual to understand the situation as well as the resolution of the opening confrontation offer up the expected setup for the action-packed finale that really works with the strong rituals and ceremonies presenting their battle with the demonic being around the factory where the doll is produced. Alongside the gory murders and fine demon makeup, these here are what hold this one up over it's few minor flaws. The main issue to contend with is the tolerance for cliches present, since this plays out almost exactly like other films involving this particular setup. It's not a surprise at all as to what's going on in the film because it rips so many scenes and tropes off from those films, ranging from writing off the child's stories of seeing the deceased around them, openly admitting to having disobeyed her instructions because of her mother and the disbelieving spouse who won't listen to reason due to the innocence of the child involved. Along with a favorable attitude towards jump-scares to pay off it's tenser moments, these are brought over from numerous other films all playing up this familiar concept. Likewise, the film's reliance on explaining everything through voiceover flashbacks gets rather tedious with it jumping around in the timeline and does offer up some confusion as to what's going on at the moment. Otherwise, there isn't much to dislike here.Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence, Language and continuous themes of children-in-jeopardy.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Two guys, one chick, one maniac! All I knew about the movie! Expectations: quite low! Reality: truly impressed!Now, I am the 6th person to comment on this movie (at this time) and I notice that the feedback ATM got is very bad! 4 people simply stating that this is the worse thing out there, while another praised it. Well, I for one, will definitely be joining the ""forever alone user"", because I really think this movie rules! And let me tell you why:1. acting: very good, the people involved in this movie really made me believe they were scared out of their minds and desperately trying to find a way out of the situation. 2. camera work: lovely! This movie managed to make me feel the cold that ""was"" on the set, I even tuck myself better in bed a few times, whenever I saw that thermometer or whenever I could head the wind blowing. 3. plot: although ATM has 2 scenes that you can predict quite easily, there are a lot of surprises here, so I enjoyed every one of them. 4. the maniac: and last but not least, he did a good job, I liked his performance, only thing that was rather disappointing is the end, where...well...better if you check it out for yourself.So, now, dunno why all the hate, I for one am a HUGE horror fan, so I would hate to see this little gem of suspense and horror being left out of one's collection, trust me and the other guy, this movie kicks ass! If you are able to appreciate more independent horror movies too, well this one will definitely be the one for you! Please, try it out! PS: I am NOT involved in the making of ATM.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Eddie Murphy was excellent portraying the different characters; that's actually what made me pay the $8.50 to see this movie in the first place. But after this movie, hardly ever again will i go to the movie theater to watch a comedy again. The story in this movie is simply horrible. Eddie Murphy's talent holds this movie together with his acting of the Klumps; but the story suffers miserably. Overall, it's a disappointing sequel.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Surprisingly fun and action packed. And having just caught the Chris Odonnel version on cable this weekend, I've got to say that I'm glad they updated it! There is more humor, more action and it just looks bigger then any previous effort. Casting is rather interesting with a great number of solid actors playing the roles of the Musketeers themselves in MacFadyen, Luke Evans and Ray S. And Mads Mikkelsen is such a bad ass. I would have liked to seen more of him. Both Orlando and Milla are quite a lot of fun and definitely add a little bit of needed glamour and sex appeal. I'd recommend it 100% to anyone looking for a good fun film.",anger,Movies_Reviews "No wonder I never heard of this silly little movie. The acting is terrible. Duvall and Franco are the only ones on the screen that appear to know what they are doing there. It is a story of sin and the cost of that sin on the whole family, for a lifetime. A lifestyle choice that drags everyone into the gutter and acts as a cancer for the family and the community around them. Duvall is at the end of his life, trying to make things right with his children, to include his son who, like in the Bible story, left as a child to go out and sin, but comes back home to claim his part of the inheritance. The liberal story is pushed at you over and over, making you choke on the obviously twisted message. The Buford T Justice speed Texas Rangers are cringe worthy. Overall, there is a reason this movie gets bad reviews and hasn't been seen by anyone -- it should stay that way. SKIP THIS",fear,Movies_Reviews "There is realism in this movie; every single thing that happens is credible. Personally, I enjoy stories that could easily be real life narrations. This is not a recount of something that happened, but it could well be the combined narration of things that are happening to real people in real life.The movie has cinematic quality; actors perform well, very well, as a matter of fact. The movie is a moving story and causes feelings to develop as you watch it. I can not think of one single character whose performance was not up to what would be expected from them.There is social logic in the story. It does let you see that ultimately, what you do in life is a result of your type of response to your personal circumstances.It is difficult for me to understand why this movie has not been given the attention and promotion it deserves. I suspect it is due to some chauvinism in those involved; the real power of the human female is an issue with males whose only means to get to such females, is by paying a fee: everybody needs money, and those who believe they can afford it, will use it to possess them for at least the contracted hour. At the same time, the males (some of them, at least) feel rage and frustration because as they pay their fee, they know there is some form of inadequacy in conforming to social desirable standards as the drive making them involve in such contracts.It is an excellent movie; intelligent, realistic and mind opening, at least.",sadness,Movies_Reviews I don't know why this movie has such a low rating... This movie is worth watching...,fear,Movies_Reviews "Just got back from seeing this and I have to say that I thought it was a really good film.I see that RT only has it at 65% and it's being made out to be a cheap Alien clone but I think that is doing it a dis-service. I felt it was intelligently made, set characters and situations well and created a palpable sense of tension. Criticism that it's a blatant re-run of Alien are unjustified. Granted, it's about an alien life form in space but that to me is where the similarity ends.Alien isn't the only scary film set in space that is allowed to be made and if Prometheus is anything to go by, Ridley has no right to be the only person allowed to make sci-fi horror films. It captured well the excitement of discovery, the wonder of space and the precariousness of facing any problems up there.The effects were good, you could see what was going on, there was unease and dread and it kept me thoroughly absorbed and entertained. I don't want to elaborate anymore for fear of giving away spoilers but if you like a bit of tension with your sci-fi, it's worth checking out. Try to avoid the critic reviews if you can as I think going in a little blind will help your enjoyment.",joy,Movies_Reviews "When I first saw the trailer, I was happy that someone tried a new musketeer movie. Because they were always my favorite hero characters. But when I watched the movie, after 2 minutes, I realized that it's just another ""Milla Evil movie"", flying high in the air killing' baddies. What seems to work in Resident evil, feels much from outer space in this movie. But maybe that's what the Director wanted, because, believe it or not, it got flying air ships as well. I wonder if any one doing this movie, hast ever read Alexandre Dumas books, about the musketeers.This movie is one of the worst musketeer movies, ever made, they even shot this movie in Bavaria, not in France!If you looking' forward for a good sword fighting musketeer movie, I would recommend, the 3 Oliver Reed movies, which are close to the books, and a lot more fun to watch.And please, don't think about, giving' us sequels, to this trash.",anger,Movies_Reviews "This is one of the few times that I have been badly mislead by the reviews on IMDb! I avoided this film in the past because of this, but thought it would be a good ""soft"" film to watch on video with with a friend and his wife (she doesn't like difficult films).What a revelation! I understand that people who have read the book may be disappointed, but as an uneducated viewer this is a fantastic film! Novel situation, novel location (beautiful images, even though the beach was re-modeled), novel plot, novel characters (all of whom are wildly different yet possible to sympathise with - except maybe for Bugs)... this film has everything in it that I find so desperately lacking in the average Hollywood pulp I'm forced to watch with friends.And I *liked* the fact that the film made a few surprising changes in style... I hate knowing the end of a story at least an hour before it finally grinds its inevitable way there (see any ""action"" film).",joy,Movies_Reviews "It Happened One Night is one of those films that is so classic, and on so many `must-see' lists that I actually assumed that I had seen it at one time or another. It wasn't until I actually looked into the film when I in fact realized I hadn't.The first film to sweep the major categories in an Oscar ceremony, It Happened One Night spins the story of a young spoiled heiress (Colbert) who marries a shallow, yet dashing aviator. She is then swept off by her father who takes her on a cruise; convinced that time away from each other will cure her infatuation. Instead, she escapes by jumping out of the boat and swimming to shore where she begins her journey from Miami to New York, where her husband awaits. The film quickly turns into an `on the road' flick at this point when she meets up with Clark Gable, a down on his luck reporter who offers to help her for the exclusive rights to her story. Mayhem inevitably ensues as one thing after another goes wrong during their adventure.I'm a little hesitant to completely agree with the general assessment that It Happened One Night is a screwball comedy. Of course, there were certain moments that were hilarious and overdone (the scene when Gable and Colbert pose as husband and wife to share a cabin for the night is absolutely rich) but the majority of the remaining film is clever romantic comedy with fairly even performances by the principles. Perhaps there is a sliding scale for screwball comedies, with It Happened One Night being a two and a film that I feel personifies the genre, Bringing up Baby, as a five. Whatever its classification, It Happened One Night is a charming film that backs up its merit as a multiple Oscar winner. It is one of those films that may not be completely profound or deep, but is important nonetheless if anything, for its place in film history.--Shelly",anger,Movies_Reviews "This is a B-movie classic. The special effects are awful and the acting is worse, but at least it's not boring. As a cinematic experience, it's below par, but as entertainment it's top notch. It's basically like a B-movie, unintentionally hysterical version of Superman (which makes sense, since apparently Steel is based on a DC comic series which was an offshoot of the Superman Funeral for a friend storyline) , except Steel's only discernible superpowers are: being tall, having a metal suit that makes him walk slowly, and uttering unfunny catch phrases that are so bad you have to bust out laughing. This movie is probably the funniest thing I've seen all year. Of course, it's not intended to be funny most of the time when it is.Watching Shaq ""act"" is the highlight of the film. I fell out of my chair laughing every time he said something. Shaq's still a better actor than Hulk Hogan though, not that that's saying much. They should give Shaq more movies. Hulk Hogan made a dozen or more, and they were all awful, why not Shaq?The special effects look like they were made in the 1980s. Bad miniatures and Superman-esque laser effects look pretty silly in this day and age. This adds to the fun factor of the movie though since you'll probably scream ""Dear Lord that laser is the same miniature they used in Godzilla in the 60s!"".The plot to the movie isn't horrible, even though it's pretty thin. Basically Steel is a superhero with a secret identity out to save the world from an evil supervillain. Pretty standard superhero fare.This movie has earned its place in my heart alongside other bad movie classics like ""cool as ice"" starring vanilla ice. A must-see for bad movie buffs. Some folks who like superhero films might like it too since it's mildly diverting and quick-paced. Those who relish quality cinematic experiences should avoid.",fear,Movies_Reviews "This film hits so many themes and is so moving and kept me engaged the whole time. It does a great job of shedding light to this time in history and has a great story line and actors.Shot with a beautiful backdrop and vibrant characters, it was both very entertaining and emotional to watch. Would 100% recommend. Bravo to the director and producer, truly an amazing piece of work!",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I really am astonished by Bollywood for casting these stupid flicks even now. Same old same old. A street thug falls in love with a rich or influential girl whose daddy is of course, either a respectable man in society or an honest police officer. The girl, obviously, does the same shitty deal again and falls in love with this thug (like it's a norm in the Indian society, phewww). Now they fight together to win their love. Love is in the air, the same shitty screens again. When will Bollywood grow up and people will stop wasting their money on these shits. It's pathetic to watch, can't even stand for half an hour. My advice to people who love meaningful movies, movies that really represent the true face of society, problems, real deals, please don't watch it. You'll feel like betrayed.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Newcomers have a tough time staying afloat in the volatile entertainment industry. In 2020, when there will be no trace of either of the lead actors of this film, we can finally corroborate that the previous statement is, in fact, true.After he's done with his theatrics, heroics, and groovy dance moves, Sooraj (Pancholi Jr.) is assigned the task of kidnapping the daughter (Shetty) of the city's Inspector General (Dhulia) by his gangster-turned-politician father (Pancholi Sr.) on grounds of political vendetta. Soon idiotic dialogs encapsulate the drama that has the power to put off its viewers, because in here arguments turn into long-winded sessions of romance, and kidnappers fool around with their captive. Just because the original villain is the real life father of the so-called hero of the film, he's not sent to the gallows at the end. But worry not, because we have some random villains kicking the bucket. It is basically a love story where the characters use words like ""calculate"" & ""alt+shift+delete"" to describe the situations. You now know what you're looking at.Pancholi Jr. has a long way to go if he wants to stick to acting that is not solely driven by his toned body, and Shetty may want to check her options. Taking a French bath and screaming your lungs out is not considered acting. Dhulia is the only good man in the film which eventually drags the hell out to reach a point of stagnancy.BOTTOM LINE: Hero has a tried and tested story, but the actors playing the characters are like a bunch of toddlers who are yet to grow milk teeth.GRADE: FCan be watched with a typical Indian family? YES",anger,Movies_Reviews "Surprisingly fun and action packed. And having just caught the Chris Odonnel version on cable this weekend, I've got to say that I'm glad they updated it! There is more humor, more action and it just looks bigger then any previous effort. Casting is rather interesting with a great number of solid actors playing the roles of the Musketeers themselves in MacFadyen, Luke Evans and Ray S. And Mads Mikkelsen is such a bad ass. I would have liked to seen more of him. Both Orlando and Milla are quite a lot of fun and definitely add a little bit of needed glamour and sex appeal. I'd recommend it 100% to anyone looking for a good fun film.",anger,Movies_Reviews "02/27/2019 The movie looks dated due to youthful appearance of all cast members but still an enjoyable, well played ""Child Kidnapping"" movie. Bon Appetit",fear,Movies_Reviews "Diane Keaton is almost like a female Steve Martin in this film. She pulls out all the stops of great physical comedy. And so does Mandy Moore, her performance in this film is more memorable then last years mess of a film called American Dreamz. The film centers around Daphne(Diane Keaton) who 60th birthday is around the corner, She has three grown daughters. With both daughters married, Daphne begins to worry about her youngest daughter named Milly(Mandy Moore) who swears off love, after her last relationship went sour. Daphne tries to set her up with some sophisticated men. But Daphne will soon learn, that somethings mothers can't control. A great comedy for the medaling parent in all of us. Everybody was great in it, This movie is just a good time for everyone.",anger,Movies_Reviews "If you really want to laugh without any laughing moment, JOKER is just for you! I am damn sure, you will do anything, but laugh! Producer Farah Khan while promoting the film, confidently said that 'Joker' would make for a great family viewing at the theaters as elders wouldn't have to worry about raunchy kisses and scintillating skin show popping every now and then in front of the kids. It is fine for the director to think of making a 'clean' movie, but at least there has to be a story to make people sit in the theater. And I doubt that the kids of today, after being fed with Hollywood flicks like 'Ice Age' and 'Spy Kids' would buy this Kunder's fantasy. The story is very run-of the-mill. Akshay (Augustya), a NASA scientist returns to India to improve the condition of his village named 'Paglapur', apparently which has lost its identity from the face of the earth. Now since the administrators have no clue as to under whose jurisdiction Paglapur exist, Augustya's village is devoid of any basic amenities like bijli and paani leading to the inhabitants going eccentric who incidentally happen to be former fugitives of a mental asylum. To improve the situation, Augustya with the help of the villagers hatches an absurd plan to attract media and the administration's attention, but somehow the scheme doesn't work out eventually leading to utter chaos.Finally, the 'unimaginable' (which was very predictable) happens and Paglapur gets the due it long deserved.In the acting department, besides Akshay, Shreyas Talpade manages to tickle the funny bone with his gibberish talk. Sonakshi, as usual is just there for the ornamental purpose, but what is really unfortunate is the editing of the film which I expected to be top class considering that it is coming from Shirish Kunder, the master editor himself.My ratings 1/5 and must say not to spend money on this. Wait for the DVD which will come sooner than expected!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Maniac has not one single redeeming feature. At least Jack Frost (killer snowman one) didn't assault you with snippets from old psychology text. Every 10 scenes or so you would be forced to read out the most boring drivel ever seen by man.Maniac's claim to fame comes from the fact that despite it being made in the 1930's it contains images of topless women. And before you rush off all a flutter to see 1930's porn, let me warn you that this is, in fact, a blatant lie.Nothing is watchable about this movie, and I don't have the time to write it all down. Animal cruelty, idiot dialogue, underexposed scenes, OVERexposed scenes, boring stupid characters, the stealing of scenes from other movies. It is quite frankly the worst piece of trash that I have ever seen. And I'm damned proud to own a copy of it.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This movie kept my attention, and kept it till the end. The actors all did a solid job of making their parts live. Brad Dourif and Billy Zane gave the film class and credibility. Kam Heskin is a hottie, and carried her part well. Francesco Quinn makes your skin crawl in this horror genre tale, admirably making the role of Vlad the Impaler come to life and chilling you down to your socks! (He looks a lot like his dad Anthony Quinn in some of the scenes) The Romanian actress (whom I've never seen before) did a great job of looking terrified & sexy. I wonder if she speaks any English? If not, she did a great job of handling the wordy role. The musical score really punches up the terror in the scary scenes, and sounds like a score from a Hollywood major film. This movie was filmed on location in Romania, with the major horror parts actually filmed in the Carpathians at Vlad's real castle. The Dracula character takes on a new & completely different direction, which in no way mimics former Dracula movies. I enjoyed this one....",fear,Movies_Reviews "I'm usually not hard on bad movies. I either leave the theater or turn the channel, but here, I cannot just dismiss this. 4(!) screenwriters, 9(!!!) producers, and all they could turn out is this junk. OBVIOUSLY taking advantage of part 1's success, they churned out something I could see them saying ""Ah, it'll be good enough to make an easy 100 mil before bad word of mouth kills it"" about. A blatant rehashing of the first film, with endless farts, stupid sex talk, and a plot that actually takes itself seriously. It seems at times that they are really concerned with the story, as there are no jokes, just drama dealing with Murphy's (the Sherman version) discovery. It also bogs down the film with needless special effects, which really show where the money was spent, on f/x and not screenwriters. And it doesn't end there, they actually try to drum up sympathy for one of his characters that has erectile-dysfunction! The old man and his wife argue seriously about it! What is this? Trying to give a smarmy, raunch film an emotional dynamic? Comes off TERRIBLE here. And the Eddie that is identifiable, sans make-up, sadly reverts to his ""Beverly Hills Cop II"" act of SCREAMING his dialogue and laughing at the top of his lungs. That is what sunk ""Cop II"", him thinking that blasting his voice would get a laugh, it didn't there, and brought back annoying memories here. Maybe the worst element are the long, utterly humorless stretches where the family banter with each other. Nothing remotely funny to say, and others have wisely pointed out how inaudible the dialogue is sometimes. Murphy either slurs the words or adds some voice affectation this is totally indecipherable. Gets irritating real quick, as does seeing the same actor clutter the screen, scene after scene. Yeah, the make-up is great, but it's the same stuff we saw in part 1, and all the praise for a swiveling camera capturing one actor playing multiple characters was acheived 11 years ago in ""Back to the Future Part II"" (yes, I am partial to that series). As far as the other content, it SO points out how very, very much this is strictly aimed at kids, as they should enjoy countless farts, the word ""titties"" mentioned a bunch of times, and moronic moments such as a giant hamster shooting its fesces across a room. I didn't really enjoy the first film that much, but I'd take it any day over this. I haven't added to my worst of all time list in a while, but now, behind ""Three Ninjas"", ""Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"", and ""Fierce Creatures"", comes the new number four: da, da, da, daaaa, ""Nutty Professor II""! Ick, get it away from me.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I remember going on the special $1 movie night - I think it was on Tuesdays. A group of us would rate the movies based upon value received (which could be higher than what was paid) but this one got a resounding 25 cents. The most vivid memory I have of the film is about 20 minutes of driving down a dirt road in 3d. Nothing going on, just driving down a dirt road.I seem to recall something of the other comments posted here, kind of a Mad Max quality to the costuming. That and kind of garbled dialog. I don't recall the soundtrack that some other posters are enthralled with. Did this ever come out on LaserDisk (I'm guessing that it is not on DVD... maybe I'm wrong). If so, was there a red/blue set of glasses sent along to achieve the 3d effect, or was some other method used?",fear,Movies_Reviews "Do not be confused for the other Mr. Right from 2015. This movie is awful. I made the mistake of watching nearly an hour of this movie before realizing this isn't the movie with Sam Rockwell. Please heed my advice, do not watch assuming you're looking to watch the movie rated a 6.3 out of 10 on IMDbFor what it's worth, I did not watch the entirety of the movie, maybe it picked up after the last 30 minutes. It was, in my opinion, uneventful. The cast and acting wasn't horrible but the plot line was relatively obvious and shallow and the dialogue was far from intriguing.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Just saw a short film called SHOTGUN WEDDING that is basically the same kind of film, made with no money, and no stars, but SHOTGUN WEDDING is much better. I remember seeing this years ago and thinking it could have been a great film instead of an almost classic.I only wished to comment on this one to say that if you liked this movie you love the aforementioned short film.Don't know how you can find it, but check it out.Kim Bassinger is always worth a look and Blake Edwards is often hit or miss as is this entire film. Check out Mr. Edwards earlier films before you give this one a look.",fear,Movies_Reviews "When people start talking about a directors previous films as a supporting material for his current one, it's not a good sign. This film is poorly plotted and paced. The actors put in committed performances but the script is laughable. Never as edgy as it seems to think it is. The actors lines fall like lead balloons from their lips. I wasn't sure if Kaboom was intentionally aiming for so-bad-its-good fare, but it missed the mark on that score. I've seen this film called 'Donnie Darko meets Rules of Engagement'; in reality if it was just a little worse, it could have been a Sci-fi Showgirls - but instead of being truly bad, it's merely mediocre. Some great performances to be fair, but a bad film that isn't bad enough to be worth recommending.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I had to write about this film after seeing the last 10 minutes of it on TV last night. I didn't miss much after all cause I had seen the film countless times when I was younger. Man I remember how much I enjoyed it. This has to be the most 80's character driven film about high school I have ever seen. It is just plain out stupid funny and heartwarming.While Breakfast Club tries to handle the seriousness of social peers, and Ferris Beuller just solidifies the ultimate 80's experience with some great performances and total hip coolness, Sixteen Candles is just a crazy fun romp through the perils of being a teenager.Ringwald is at her prime as the overburdened teenager, and Michael Hall is at his greatest as the ultimate schemer-geek. The party aftermath always cracks me up everytime I see it, plus so many more things.Also, there's a scene where the geek gets unloaded out of the trunk of a car, and i SWEAR it's not a human person but a dummy cause the guy does not move but stands like a broomstick.. It's just one of those bizarre movie qwerks I wish someone could explain to me. And who can forget those alligator shirts.... I laugh now at the way everyone and the bands look in these 80's movies.Alas it seems, Hall and Ringwald got stuck in stereotyped roles that they never seemed to shed or outgrew them as they became adults, which is to bad cause Ringwald, and particularly Hall's comedic sense of timing in this film is just amazing.Rating 8 out of 10.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "It's astounding that this was made for theatrical release. There are very few movies out there which are worse than this one. It was too violent to really be a small childrens movie, but it had drama and dialog that couldn't interest anybody over five years of age. I couldn't give this movie a ""1"" because a few of the props were not made of cardboard. If you liked this movie, I recommend you also watch R.O.T.O.R. and seek professional help. Action: terrible, Script: horrible, Acting: pathetic, Effects: amazingly lame, Unintended Comedy Value: medium-highThis movie will be with me in my misery for a long time to come.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Since Herbert George Wells(1866-1946)' ""The Time Machine"" happens to be one of my favorite novels I was interested in this film mainly to see how the old man's great-grandson would handle his legacy.This film left me with mixed feelings.Many good points and many bad ones.The Good:I truly enjoyed the 19th centurie scenes with Alexander and Emma.Her tragic death and Alexander's wish to change it provides our Time Traveler with serious motivation that he seemed to luck in the book.His obsession with his work is another good point.When you turn all your efforts towards one point then it is more probable that you will achieve your goals.The scenes while the machine is operating are visualy beautiful.Alexander as a ""wandering fool"" and his amazement at the 21st centurie achievements are well done.The Uber-Morlock was quite impressive, his seing the memories, dreams and nightmares of others seem to have left him with a lot of wisdom.His lack of emotions in a matter of survival for himself and his race is understandable.Why should he be shocked?Humanity has fed on flesh for milenia.We knowed and we don't get shocked by it.Why should he be?He actualy seems evolved rather than devolved as the other Morlocks.The Bad:In the original novel humanity supposedly reached a golden age.The upper-class used the lower-class to achiebe its dream.A life with no worries.The upper-class lived in magnificent towers while the lower class was forced to live below the earth, in tunnels.As time went on the upper-class evolved to the Eloi living in a paradise.Childlike in appearance and in nature.Their luck of problems left them with no need to studie and eventualy all the wisdom of their founders was lost.They were left using achievements they couldn't understand and couldn't maintaine.The lower-class evolved into the Morlocks.Forgotten by the Eloi they were left to feed on each other and eventualy reached the surface and started feeding on the Eloi.Both races were devolved when the Time Traveler arrived.The only person from this time he actualy likes was Weena a young Eloi girl he saved who grew attached to him.In the novel they wander around studying the state of decline the human races had reached.Unfortunately all this history of the two races is lost in this movie.The plot about the Moon falling was rather ridiculous and hardly explained the evolution of the two races.The Eloi of the film are much more inteligent than those in the movie but nothing interesting is truly done with them.I was hoping to see Alexander trying to teach his new roomates some of his wisdom.But nothing like this happens.Why would Alexander be interested in those two races isn't explained.Why would he pass two chances to return to his time isn't expained at all.What gives him the right to kill the Morlocks is left equaly unexplained.The ""Happy"" ending leaves him living in a time that shouldn't held any interest for a science-loving man.Nothing to explore or study.After his experience with time travel I don't think he would just be content left in one or the other point of the time stream.Rather unfortunate progress.It could have been a classic if only the finale didn't resemble stupid adventure movies rather than the original novel or any other piece of fiction with an actual interest in the concept of time traveling.Alas the Wells family seems to be devolving too.",fear,Movies_Reviews "This film is an extremely fun take on Jules Verne's novel. The storyline and characters are radically different than the originals, but there is a purpose to every detail in this movie. Phileas Fogg is a representation of Jules Verne himself, someone who sees the future. Steve Coogan performed marvelously in displaying the vulnerability of a man who wagers everything. He makes the character lovable and amusing. Jackie Chan brings to the table his classic fight choreography and humor, as well as branching into types of comedy he had not worked with before. Cécile De France is the most charming face in the film and brings an amazing spirit to her role. Jim Broadbent and Ewen Bremner provide some of the greatest laughs. Also notable is the choreography of color for each country. England is gray and dreary, lacking color. France is full of light pastels. Turkey brings in strong colors of gold, blue, and bright white. India is full of deep brown, orange, and green. China provides a lush, natural green background and warm, welcoming earth tones and dark blues. Everything is designed to take audiences on a journey around the world. The end result is a beautiful film that is suitable for all ages and provides that wonderful feel-good sensation that only the greatest adventures can provide.",fear,Movies_Reviews "80s! I'm living in the 80s! If you love 80s teen movies, then Weird Science ought to be in your catalogue. It is one of director John Hughes most memorable, and one of the 80s most original.Written in two days, this is a teen science fiction film, the story of two teenage loners, Wyatt (the always grimacing Ilan-Mitchell Smith) and Gary (Anthony Michael Hall before he went deadpan) and their weird way of discovering girls. A variation on Frankenstein, the teenagers create a beautiful woman (the super cool Kelly LeBrock) using their computer and some clever hacking skills (of course, it's exaggerated). Their creation is Lisa, the chic English accent woman who brings a little life to the subtle Illinois suburb. As the antithesis of both Wyatt and Gary's personalities, she's going to show these boys a little adventure, get them to loosen up, and for crying out loud, gain some self-esteem.Because Lisa is a lady with some supernatural power like freezing grandparents in time, erasing the memory of a bad first impression with Gary's parents, turning Wyatt's obnoxious military school brother Chet (Bill Paxton in his funniest, most arrogant role yet) into a giant pus maggot, or even having a gang of mutant bikers storming a house party. And Lisa's greatest gift to the boys: showing them true love by helping them along to meet the two girls they've been after all along, their high school classmates, Deb and Hilly, who are unfortunately hung up on the dweeb bullies, Max (Robert Russler) and Ian (Robert Downey, Jr.). So essentially, it deals with many aspects of teen angst (but more like just teen self-esteem or self-consciousness issues) within one story. Parents, class status (done subtly here as opposed to Some Kind of Wonderful or Pretty in Pink), relationships, etc. It works well, and is done quite humorously.One of my favorite scenes is when the trio (Lisa, Gary, and Wyatt) go to the night club looking pretty out of place (they're not only the only white people there, but probably the only ones under thirty). Once Anthony Michael Hall's character, Gary, gets drunk and starts with his slang, it's hilarious. Reminds me a little of Adventures in Babysitting when the gang drops in on the club and they're not allowed to leave until they sing. So eventually, they loosen up and have a little fun.It's a wonderful movie with a classic John Hughes comic touch (says the mutant biker to Gary and Wyatt after they threaten to kill them if they don't leave, ""Please don't tell anyone about this. I'd hate to lose my teaching job.). Plus, it's got a great soundtrack, featuring Killing Joke, Lords of the New Church, and Oingo Boingo doing the title song. The music video for it was fantastic, and not only features clips from the movie, but Kelly LeBrock herself in Oingo Boingo's own rendition of creating the woman via technology. Although not one of John Hughes' best (I think Sixteen Candles is still his greatest), it is certainly one of his most memorable and one that I will love no matter how old I get. So have yourself a lazy Saturday, pop in the movie, and enjoy.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "In the first 20 minutes of this flick I began to wonder if there was an Amsterdam in the U.S. Not one major or minor role in this movie had a Dutch accent. This distracted me from enjoying an otherwise interesting story set in one of Europe's oldest cities. Distraction then led to befuddlement. The Script writer seemed fixated on Amsterdam's reputation as a purveyor of child porn and pedophilia. There was more than a couple of instants were characters made reference to their own awful proclivity.Add to that gruesome and astonishingly gratuitous scenes of violence which were oddly incongruous (ie. the ambulance wheel rolling over a para-medic's head mashing it like an over-ripe pumpkin.)But most of all. I could not believe Oscar-winner, William Hurt or even Jennifer Tilly and Dennis Leary could associate themselves with this strange and uneven film.",fear,Movies_Reviews "When I discovered that the Three Musketeers film was being made by P.W.S. Anderson I was very surprised. It's one of those classic stories that are difficult to change into brainless action-adventure movie without losing the heart and style. But I was very eager to see what Anderson would do with the material provided by the scriptwriter. I expected great action movie, with massive and beautiful sets, wonderful music and well choreographed fight scenes. And the movie is exactly what I expected it to be. I don't care whether the plot followers the book or not - I go to the cinema to have a great fun, and great fun I had indeed. It is really done with style but Anderson's haters will never like any of his movies.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Honeymoon is a gem of an indie horror movie in which a young couple's idyllic honeymoon getaway at a lakeside cottage slowly turns into a strange and horrifying nightmare. Rose Leslie, star of Game Of Thrones, is excellent eventually - as in the brilliant British TV series Utopia in which she featured, her performance is over the top at first, almost drama school, but as the weird and disturbing story ramps up she fully inhabits the role. Treadaway, a tremendous young British actor, is fantastic from start to end, as he comes to realise the near-extreme horror scenario they're in. Music is superb, the atmosphere from the moment they reach the cabin is brilliant - all in all, a tremendous surprise, great performances and a first-time director with a distinctive voice and real vision. Horror fans, seek this film out.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Needless to say, Edward Burns is a truly talented writer/director, who possesses a brilliant ear for dialogue. Like in all his films, ""She's the One"" is composed of an interesting array of characters, whose lives all intersect in interesting ways. There's loads of great dialogue and the performances are pitch-perfect! John Mahoney steals many scenes as the unorthodox father. I've always felt Cameron Diaz was a fine actress, but recently she's become such a sex symbol that most of her roles seem to now compose of her standing in front of the camera, looking pretty and flashing her one-in-a-million smile. I think this is one of her best performances, and definitely her most overlooked. Jennifer Aniston has reached that status as well, and I also feel this is one of her best performances. Lesser-known actor Mike McGlone (who also starred in ""The Brothers McMullen"") is very charismatic and funny, and steals many scenes. It's a surprise that I don't see him in too many movies. Maxine Bahns (also from ""McMullen"") is the only actress in the cast who kind of sleeps through her role. But I must say, she is no strain on the eyes. I just read that she's a quarter Brazillian and a quarter Chinese. That must be where she gets her exotic beauty. If you want to see a funny, honest, amusing comedy where characters talk like REAL people--this is the movie to see! The film is mainly dialogue-oriented, and doesn't have any special effects or crude sight gags--which is almost a rarity nowadays. Yes, you can make an interesting film out of realistic people in realistic situations. Take some notes, aspiring filmmakers. My score: 9 (out of 10)",joy,Movies_Reviews "When ""The Graduate"" was first released in 1967 everyone went to go see it. The college crowds devoured it hungrily, as it was the first of its kind – a film that proposed adults were emotional sell-outs who thrived on superficiality and materialism.It earned Mike Nichols a Best Director Academy Award as well as solidifying itself as one of the biggest and most important films of the 1960s, a motion picture whose influence would extend effortlessly into the generations to come.But is ""The Graduate"" really a great movie, or were moviegoers simply too caught up in the moment to realize what they were watching was nothing more than an exploit of the times? This is clearly an anti-bourgeois film, one with a liberal message of hippie politics; it was a drug culture movie, the defining motion picture of a generation of free love, school drop-outs and loners who sat around drinking beer all day moaning about how awful life was.Perhaps I sound overly critical of a film whose purpose is to examine (or more appropriately define) an era? Surely it is not the fault of this movie that it is about an unlikable person? No, its fault is that it tries to sympathize with him – Benjamin is a spoiled rich kid, and it's hard to feel empathetic towards him when he wallows about drinking beer poolside, staring into his aquarium and ignoring everyone around him: A self-absorbed cynical.Yes, Benjamin (Dustin Hoffman) is going through an awkward change in his life. He's an East Coast graduate who returns home to his parents' estate in an upper-class suburb and finds it hard to adjust to life again.The opening scenes are promising – Benjamin is unable to interact with the adults, finding solace in his bedroom, where he stares at his aquarium, contemplating whatever it is gloomy college graduates contemplate.A friend of his parents, named Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft), tries to seduce Benjamin after he gives her a lift home – inviting him in for a drink and then undressing in front of him, blocking his exit.Benjamin resists at first, but the temptation is too much to bear and he begins an ill-fated sexual relationship with the older married woman – driving to a nearby hotel every few nights to meet her.Benjamin's parents don't seem to catch on at first, although his mother has suspicions that he's seeing someone. Benjamin shrugs her off and ignores his father altogether. When they set him up on a date with Mrs. Robinson's daughter (Katharine Ross), he feels extremely uncomfortable and takes her out to an unsuitable place for the evening as a way of making sure she never wants to see him again. However, much to his surprise, Benjamin finds himself falling for her anyway.Here ends the first half of the movie – the second half is more serious, moody and focused on Benjamin and his new love interest. And of course the anger of her mother, who threatens to reveal the truth to everyone if he continues to date her daughter.""The Graduate"" uses some cheap tricks to force us into seeing things Benjamin's way – for example, before having sex Benjamin wants to talk like a normal person, and have a conversation with Mrs. Robinson. We're meant to stop a moment and reconsider Benjamin's morality – when in fact it's just a way of Benjamin trying to make himself feel better about what he is doing; justifying the basic animal instincts by twisting them into formality. By holding a reasonable discussion, the depravity of the casual sex is lessened. It all benefits Benjamin, no one else.Furthermore the characters have little depth. Benjamin falls in love with Mrs. Robinson's daughter, Elaine, in what seems an instant. Their abrupt decision at the end of the picture (which I won't spoil) is now laughable, because in 1967 it offered an optimistic, endless adventure for the wide-eyed teens, I suppose; but now it just leads to foreseeable misery, and comes across as juvenile and ridiculous.The film has influenced a wide array of modern directors, most noticeably Wes Anderson, whose style of film-making is based around similar themes of contempt, quirky humor and oddball characters, typically led by a cynic. (For example, Bill Murray in ""Rushmore"" or ""The Life Aquatic."") Its cultural impact is phenomenal, being referenced in such popular entertainment as ""The Simpsons"" and an endless array of movies. (Perhaps most memorable of all, the extensive spoof in ""Wayne's World 2."") And whom do you know that wouldn't recognize the line, ""Mrs. Robinson, I think you're trying to seduce me""? Indeed, the cultural impact of ""The Graduate"" is unarguable – this is a milestone movie and few others have had such a diverse effect on how we live. Like ""The Terminator"" and ""Star Wars,"" most people would recognize the material itself even if they haven't seen the movie. Hum the first few notes of the ""Jaws"" theme song and see how many people can guess what it is.Similar is ""The Graduate"" in its appeal and popularity. It continues to endure, remaining a key word amongst film buffs and college crowds. But as a film it is just good, not great. It is not expertly crafted and is actually quite awkward. This is essentially a snapshot of the era and little else – the characters aren't likable and we're forced into feeling false admiration for them; the direction is somewhat clumsy, the script is often unbelievable and the movie's two halves – its drastic change from comedy to drama -- never really form a satisfying whole.Like Benjamin, ""The Graduate"" just kind of sits there, staring at you –bored, self-absorbed, and lazy. This movie has no soul, no heart – and after forty years of sulking, that is what proves to be clearest of all.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Without a shadow of a doubt this is one of the worst film of the year. I never believed it would actually top such title as ""Kambakkht Ishq"", ""Love Aaj Kal"" or ""Chandni Chowk to China"" but it did. The plot and the script is very poorly written with some dialogues being straight lifted from well known movies.I am not going to divulge the plot because it is so simple with one twist in the end. After watching the first 30 minutes you will be able to tell what is going to happen for rest of the movie. But I have to say the cinematography was good, i think that was only good thing about the movie.In conclusion I would like to say the script is poorly written with equally bad plot, its delivered very poorly by the cast with many dialogue and continuity errors which are obvious to the audience during the run of the movie. The only plus point is you get to see Lara Dutta in bikini which she looks wonderful in but not the acting!",fear,Movies_Reviews "The movies are full of alternate universes and maybes that make them a great escape. Sleepless In Seattle is a great romantic comedy. Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan star in a movie where they are hardly onscreen together and yet we feel both of their characters infatuation. It's an amazing job that director Nora Ephron does in making us care about the relationship between these two characters when their not hardly together onscreen. The movie also has great performances, from the leads and from supporting players Rosie O'Donnell and Rob Reiner, as well as a very goofy but sweet turn from Bill Pullman. This movie will make you feel good.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "H. Rider Haggard's ""King Solomon's Mines"" has been filmed a number of times, but this is the only version I have ever seen. It is only very loosely based on the original novel; a greater influence seems to have been the first two episodes of the Indiana Jones franchise. The action is brought forward from the 1880s to the time of the First World War in order to make the main villain a German; ""Raiders of the Lost Ark"" had been set in the 1930s with Nazi villains. Haggard's Allan Quatermain becomes an action hero based on Indy himself, complete with bush hat (although without the bullwhip). Like Indy, Quatermain has a glamorous young female companion, Jessie Huston (who bears certain similarities to Willie in ""Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom""). His male companions from the original novel, apart from the faithful African servant Umbopa, disappear.The 1980s are sometimes regarded as the decade which gave birth to the concept of political correctness, but there is little evidence of it in this film. (There is not a lot of evidence of it in ""Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"" either). For a film made in 1985, ""King Solomon's Mines"" achieves the difficult task of being, by a considerable margin, less politically correct than its source novel, published exactly one hundred years earlier. Haggard is never entirely free of late-Victorian assumptions about race, but he does treat his African characters with dignity and allows them major roles in his novel as heroes and heroines, not merely as villains. He even allows himself a romance between the African maiden Foulata and the white Englishman Captain Good. Interracial romances might have been acceptable to readers in 1880s England, but cinema audiences in 1980s America seem to have been more puritanical on this point. Neither Foulata nor Good appears in the film, and Quatermain's love-interest is supplied by the white Jessie, played by a young Sharon Stone. American squeamishness about mixed-race romance does not appear to have diminished in the quarter-century since 1985; in the recent film version of ""Around the World in Eighty Days"" Phileas Fogg's love-interest was a white Frenchwoman, not an Indian woman as in Jules Verne's novel. The most offensive thing abut the film, however, is the treatment of the African tribe, the Kakuanas. In Haggard's version they may have been noble savages, but here they are portrayed as ignoble ones, bloodthirsty cannibals who love to cook white people in a huge iron cauldron. This same old cartoon cliché comes up in the 1950s movie ""Gentleman Marry Brunettes"", but at least there its offensiveness is somewhat mitigated by its being presented in the context of a stage show; in ""King Solomon's Mines"", by contrast, the film actually appears to be suggesting that this is how real Africans behave. Ethnic stereotyping is not confined to Africans; we also have a treacherous, sadistic Turk and a ruthless, bullying German colonel. The film's problems are not confined to its racial attitudes. It was evidently made on a much lower budget than the Indiana Jones films, and the action sequences and special effects are not in the same class. The story is frequently illogical, confusing or both. Richard Chamberlain makes a lightweight action hero compared to Harrison Ford and Sharon Stone does not show any evidence of the qualities which would later make her a major star, other than her sex appeal which is much on display. About halfway through the film someone obviously thought that Sharon was not showing enough of her sex appeal, as it is notable that throughout the later scenes her shorts gradually get shorter and tighter, until she ends up wearing a pair of minuscule hot-pants which in the 1910s would probably have got their wearer arrested for indecency. Male viewers, however, might as well enjoy the sight of Sharon's legs; there is precious little else in this movie to keep anyone amused. The only thing that surprises me is that the film-makers evidently thought highly enough of the film to follow it with a sequel ""Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold"" It is sad to think that the director J. Lee Thompson was once responsible for films as good as ""Yield to the Night"", ""Ice-Cold in Alex"" and ""Cape Fear"". 3/10",fear,Movies_Reviews "Sure it's still got some of the dated gooey-ness of the original movie, sure Shrek's impact on savaging the Disney/fairy-tale formula can still be felt years after release, but Cinderella is a beautifully directed and cinematographed; and Kenneth Branagh did this? Why do films like this exist in today's industry? Well franchising for one thing, and even though films like this are basically products in Disney's pipeline it CAN be well done given that the movie's got a determined director at the helm. And oddly, Branagh, the guy who directed films such as 1996's Hamlet, was just the guy to make Cinderella into a watchable film. It's pretty, has a good cast and has some nice tid-bits of humor here and there. And it's an update on the whole Disney-esque 'happily ever after' thing. Yes the story's the same but it gives some much-needed chemistry to Cinderella's and 'The Prince''s romantic charm. And... it works.You don't need to be a girl or a gay to like this film; just see it for what it is: a harmless remake of an animation from the 1950s.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Breaking Bad has progressed from a fascinating premise set around mundane lives in the pilot 5 years ago, to an edge of the seat soap opera set around extraordinary lives with seasons 3-5. I prefer the former to the later. As Breaking Bad nears its conclusion, ""Confessions"" feels closer to those earlier episodes than what I have seen with the rest of season 5. The drug kingpins, incredibly fat stacks of cash, heavily armed cardboard mobsters, gun battles, and tightly wound plots jerking you desperately into the next episode are absent here. I felt like ""Confessions"" was a brief return to seeing Walt and Jesse as real people. For the first time this season I felt as if I could connect with them emotionally again. The acting from all of the leads was excellent and helped to draw me back into caring about their characters. For many episodes now I was loosing that connection. Walt, Jesse, Hank and Skyler had become more like archetypes supporting a pulsating and creative plot than real people. A totally engrossing story is great, but if you are not emotionally invested in the characters, the impact of the story is lost. ""Confessions"" brings that back for me. I must add that Walter plumbs new lows in manipulation in this episode, so much so that I wanted to scream out loud, shake someone, smash something. It was so painful to watch. However, I had a different take on one of these scenes. Where others see manipulation, I see love. Walter and Jesse have an interaction here that for me shows Walter to have retained a tenuous hold on morality. I see him as still caring deeply about Jesse. There was a time when Jesse was the only person left that Walt could share a genuine relationship with; Walt's lies had distanced himself so far from his former colleagues, friends, and most importantly his family. The degree to which Walt has come to love Jesse is shown beautifully in a season 3 episode where he calls Walt Jr. ""Jesse"" as he is drifting off to sleep after a rare heart to heart with his son. Anyhow, call me crazy, but I see Walt truly shedding the Heisenberg alter-ego before all is said and done with Breaking Bad. The guy with the M-60 machine gun and ricin sure as hell is not the Walter White we knew in seasons 1 and 2, but I suspect he is not Heisenberg either. After this episode I take ""Remember my name"" as Walt's plea to remember his humanity. His name is not Heisenberg. Remember, his name is Walter White. All these interviews with Vince Gilligan saying that Walter White was always at his core bad, rather than someone who was turned bad by circumstance - it's just a smoke screen. Cheers!",surprise,Movies_Reviews "A great remake that will definitely enchant kids and adults. The CGI characters are excellent and there is an entertaining atmosphere of humor, adventure and suspense. Mogwli is a Lost boy in the Jungle,but has been grown up the animals - Bagera(Panther), Rakhsha(Wolf mother), Baloo (Bear). Soon Mogwli realizes that since he is human he needs to live with humans.Yet,he can not abandon his loyal Animals who have already taken care of him since he was a baby.""The Jungle Book"" 2016 has a different,but an amazing ending than ""The Jungle Book"" 1967.I can guarantee that you will see a perfect movie with Great Graphics IMAX Effect and The Best 3D I Have Ever Seen.I really estimate Disney for their support of Lesbian and Gays.Disney is Simply The Best.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I chose this film while randomly perusing Amazon Prime's lists, a strange new occupation I find a lot of us pursuing of late. I was looking for something in the vein of a Sebastian Gutierrez indie flick. I chose the movie based entirely on the description and poster, something I never do any more as my time is too precious to gamble on a bad movie. I was rewarded with a pleasant, if unremarkable, film that I'd definitely recommend, but for reasons other than the obvious ones. It wasn't bad and had a decent story but that's not what prompted me to write a review about it.In downtown LA a young woman is earning her keep as a high-priced sexual escort and a young aspiring writer has lost his job and is looking for a good story. He's also addicted to an ""instant hookup"" app and ends up meeting our lady of the night in a bar when he thinks she's his next match. They form a partnership where he gets his story (about her) in return for watching over her while she deals with unsavory men, and if you can't guess what happens next this is probably the first movie you've ever seen.I found the first 20 minutes or so enticing; the cast was attractive, the dialog crisp, the acting sit-com level or higher and since it opened with a woman having ""specialty"" sex and the male lead tramping around, it seemed like a film that was going to have an edge to it. It doesn't, and in fact it ends up being lighter fare, topically, than anything you'd see on prime time TV, but it passed the time. I started checking my phone at the half-hour mark and never really engaged again after that but I didn't turn it off either.What really sold me on this film, and has kept me thinking about it for days, was the soundtrack. Not since the 80s or 90s can I think of a movie where I was so intrigued by the music playing underneath scenes and transitions, and the way it flavored my experience of this film. I've spent a lot of time in downtown LA and thereabouts and with the great photography and soundtrack the filmmakers really got the ""feel"" of the area right. It's not as easy a thing to do as one might imagine; making a film that accurately portrays a location isn't as simple as just planting a camera there, you have to get the feel of it right.I'm also intrigued by films that are focused on sex but don't actually include any sexual content. There are a couple of fully-clothed ""humping"" scenes in this movie but it's all fairly innocent and unobtrusive. It reminds you that a steamy sex scene with full nudity isn't always necessary to make a point. Films made before the ratings game came into play in the late 60s or so had to rely on technique rather than bared skin to convey sexual tension. Again...how it ""feels"" rather than simply how rutting looks when you focus a camera on it. It's not a common practice any more and I have no qualms about showing sexuality and nudity, it's just intriguing when it ISN'T shown, especially in a film that is ostensibly about a woman who sells her sexuality for a living.Lastly, I found it interesting that the movie seems to take place in a world populated mostly by Caucasians. It's not something I really thought about until I saw this movie; the idea that these people dwell downtown but rarely encounter any racial (or gender, for that matter) diversity seems odd. Again, having spent a lot of time in these locations it's unlikely to say the least. It's not a judgment call, I'm wasn't offended, just intrigued...had the film been made 15-20 years ago it wouldn't have even crossed my mind.Anyway, worth a look, which is actually quite an accomplishment.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "What can I say about this movie? This movie is so bad that sometimes it's good. But only sometimes,and those are not worth your time. First things first,our Middle Ages heroine Belle(Estella Warren)has her cleavage on display and wears a miniskirt(yes seriously) the whole movie. And her acting is hilarious. Yes this is a B-movie and we can expect only this much from its actresses. Then there's the villain(Rhett Giles) who has the ability to keep the same expression for the whole movie. The female antagonist(Vanessa Gray)can compete for the best overacting award. The actor playing the beast was relatively good.Now coming to the best worst part of the movie,CGI. Each time you see the CGI monster created by the witch,you can't help feeling bad for the makers of this wreck of a movie. It is so bad that you would actually stop laughing at Henry Cavill's CGI moustache memes.If you value your time don't watch this wreck.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I loved this show. The acting was flawless, and the story was funny, believable, and lovable. A woman goes after an old boyfriend who is about to be married. She didn't want him before the engagement, but went to all kinds of troubles to win him back before the marriage could take place. With every shananagan she pulled, she dug herself into a deeper and deeper hole. Finally, her antics were found out causing bitter feelings. The movie remained light hearted all the way through, giving me great bursts of hilarious guffaws. Diaz and Roberts were perfect together, great comedic actresses. See this one.",joy,Movies_Reviews "The initial premise is a good one - how a tragedy can make someone lose his/her faith and the principles on which he/she has based living. And then (about 10 minutes into the movie) it goes off the tracks and devolves into a bad after school special - a really, really bad one.Lamb (a very bad character name) is supposed to have been protected from the evils of pop culture but when she travels through Vegas she seems to know quite a few pop culture references. The bad girl activities which she undertakes are lame and tame. The ""jokes"" are even worse…""I'll have the Peach Shnap"" as she misreads the bottle behind the bar. Ha Ha.The backstory for 2 people who befriend her are glossed over - thereby wasting the talents of Octavia Spencer (and maybe Russell Brand if I am being generous in the definition of ""talent""). Oh yeah, Lamb's parents (the extremely talented Holly Hunter and Nick Offerman) barely register any screen time or decent dialog and are additional examples of wasted opportunities.Sure, Lamb grows some through her experiences but it all comes too easily and too readily to her. And the audience can see the resolution way before it happens.Such a disappointment from a talented writer and director, and a gifted cast so badly misused.",fear,Movies_Reviews """Black Mirror"" seems to me to be  the best science fiction show on television; I'd rate Season 2 (2013) a 9 out of 10.  (I'm never quite certain whether to group British shows by ""season"" or by ""series,"" as they do.  I'm also a little uncertain why the fourth and final episode here, ""White Christmas,"" is included in Season 2, as it aired nearly two years later as a 2014 holiday special.)I commented to a friend of mine after seeing ""White Christmas"" the other night that the show was ""brave"" -- it just isn't afraid to alienate mainstream audiences by being too dark.  Not all of ""Black Mirror's""  episodes have ""twists,"" but they typically have an unexpected plot development, and their outcomes and implications are arguably depressing.It's just such a damned good show, though, in terms of its writing and acting.  My friend told me she wasn't aware of anyone who had seen it and disliked it. ""White Christmas,"" for example, was one of the best hours of science fiction television I've ever seen.  It consists of three blackly tragic vignettes seamlessly woven withing a wraparound story, and it employs a sci-fi plot device that is mind-bending and brutal.  I believe this is the first time I've seen its lead actor, Jon Hamm, and I was extremely impressed with his performance.My only quibbles with the program are extremely minor.  As with the first season, I think that not every episode truly requires a 44- minute running length.  I thought two episodes  (""Be Right Back"" and ""The Waldo Moment"") seemed like they could have been tightened up into one, maybe with tighter writing allowing for shorter segments. I've noticed another minor relative weakness with ""Black Mirror"" in general as well -- the show does not always present the viewer with likable protagonists.  Occasionally, the various characters we're asked to identify with are either slightly off-putting or even annoying.  Again, ""Be Right Back"" and ""The Waldo Moment"" spring to mind.  This wasn't enough to greatly affect my enjoyment of the episodes, though.What an incredible show.",joy,Movies_Reviews "The range of scores on this movie is hard to understand. I haven't seen all of the Marvel adaptations, so I have no opinion on whether this is the worst of those. But anyone who thinks this movie is the worst of anything else must have been living in a cave ... a cave that isn't wired for cable. By monster movie standards this is probably a bit better than average. Even if one isn't grading on the curve, and even if you knock off an entire star for the bad accents this deserves at least a couple of stars just to separate it from movies like ""Skeleton Man"" and ""Plan 9 from Outer Space"". From the previews I was expecting this to at least surpass ""Flying Virus"" as the ""Reefer Madness"" of anti oil company movies, but it wasn't even that. Relax, people. On the other hand, this surely should be separated by at least half the spectrum from a genuinely good monster movie like ""Alien"", so a score over five is hard to understand. Hence, two stars.",fear,Movies_Reviews "To begin with, if a person is eager enough to either appreciate or criticize HERO just because its produced & presented by Salman Khan then that would be a faulty way of watching or rating the film unarguably. So let us keep 'The Salman factor' associated with the project aside and consider this as an important debut venture of a young 'industry' couple willing to win over the audience through their honest efforts.But moving ahead, the second hurdle HERO is bound to face inevitably is the comparison with its original musical gem HERO (released in 1983), that is still fresh in the minds as well as in the precious collection of Hindi film music lovers all over the world. The present version of HERO largely follows Ghai's classic in the first half and therefore cannot avoid the comparisons drawn by the viewers, being an official remake coming after 32 long years.However, respecting the makers as well as the debutants relying a lot on the film, I would like to keep the comparison for the later part of the review and begin with the film as a fresh release presented with a major publicity campaign. So as a love story with the catchy title HERO, introducing two youngsters from the families belonging to the industry itself, what can be the first thing expected from the film by the excited viewers?The very first thing has to be some kind of novelty in the project in terms of storyline, execution, sequences, action, conflicts, the loving chemistry and the soundtrack making it a worth watching experience for all. But sadly Nikhil Advani's HERO has got nothing to offer in these crucial departments and the film simply remains a lazily or rather unintelligently made project relying too heavily on the person promoting it from the front having a gigantic fan following. In fact watching the film progressing so boringly on a badly written script with nothing engrossing at all happening in those two hours, one is forced to assume that maybe it's the case of too many cooks spoiling the dish as the saying goes. Probably too much interference coming from all corners (Shettys, Pancholis & Khans) turned the film into an unentertaining mess that was supposed to be a remake of a highly enjoyable and hit movie of the 80s. Commencing on a very poor note following the typical Bollywood format and a below average party song, HERO fails to make any kind of impact within its first 20 minutes itself and then everything happening so quickly defying all the logics simply puts the viewer off before the intermission only. Post interval it even stops following the original and goes on with its own clichéd and mediocre plot with no sense of time-gaps or logical justifications as such.To say the least, there is no depth found in either the two persons loving or the others opposing their love right till the climax. As a result, you never feel like watching an intense love story with a lot of conflict involved. The film begins and keeps delivering the same seen before sequences one after another without caring about the people sitting in the theater having spent their hard earned money and time. In other words, HERO of 2015 can easily be presented as a perfect example of most irresponsible film made in the present times playing with two young careers.Also its a film having the most inappropriate people chosen as the cast, who fail to establish any kind of connect with the given roles be it a father, an uncle, a bhabhi, a mother or the villains. So where Tigmanshu Dhulia falters big time in playing the father (despite being a gifted performer), the rest of the actors simply play their roles as another usual assignment signed to earn some quick bucks. And as it is said, nothing can hamper a film more badly than a wrong casting.A fine cinematography and action accompanied by some mediocre writing, sloppy editing and dull dialogues keep affecting the film at various points. Like its really amusing to notice an inspector suddenly giving the instructions from a helicopter, who was just doing the same at the ground in exactly the previous shot. Moreover a scene showing the girl praying to BUDDHA considering him as a GOD, clearly reveals how much less the writers as well as the youngsters know about the enlightened soul and his views about the existence of God.A big letdown in the music department too, the only likable track remains the Salman Khan number that has been arranged well with a catchy hook line working fine. But God knows when the music directors would understand that by only calling in Rahat Fateh Ali Khan to render a track doesn't ensure you a hit song always.Coming to the two debutantes, Sooraj certainly has got a decent screen presence with a solid physique to display, particularly in the actions sequences and Athiya Shetty looks pretty in some specific scenes only to put it honestly. However as far as the performances are concerned, they both got to thank their 'surnames' much more than the inherited talent, that needs to be accepted as a harsh truth at this particular point of time (as nobody knows what fate or luck has in store for them in the coming years).In few words, Nikhil Advani's film quite brutally and shamelessly murders Ghai's HERO, particularly while adapting its fabulously written characterizations. And thus cannot be recommended for anything at all.",anger,Movies_Reviews "The last time I saw this, I thought there were maybe too many songs in it that distracted the feel from the movie. But now that I've seen it again, it's clear that the songs are well written, along with the storyline.This is not based on a true story, only loosely on a few rumors that the real Anastasia survived the killing of her family. The heroine Anya is like a Disney princess who is desperate to find out who she is and where she belongs, after suffering from amnesia following the separation of her family. The villain is the brilliant Rasputin, back from the dead, intent on extracting revenge on the Romanovs, thus starting the Russian Revolution. Dimitri and Vladimir at first are looking to find the ideal Anastasia look alike in order to get the riches from her real mother in Paris.A lot of Bluth's films revolve around a journey and a couple involving some history on Russia. I really enjoyed the songs that played over the end credits, ""At the Beginning"" and ""Journey To The Past"" sung in her own way by Aaliyah, the beautiful angelic voiced R&B singer who left way too soon.Brilliantly animated for its time and enjoyable for adults, Anastasia remains a classic family film.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This wasn't necessarily a bad movie, but it wasn't that good either. It desperately tried to cash in on the teen audience, with a ""hip"" cast and soundtrack, but as a teenager I couldn't really relate. Chris O'Donnell's performance was pretty bland, but Drew spiced it up a bit. It started to get better towards the end when we finally got to see the extent of Drew's depression, but the first 3/4 of the movie was such a paint by numbers approach to a romance that I'm not sure that it was worth the wait. Leaves little to criticize, but even less to praise.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "After watching this film, I didn't know what category this film would fit at. It's a romantic comedy/drama film. It's a shame that this film was shelved for almost 2 years...it features great performances by Sylvester Stallone & Madeleine Stowe. Some of Sly's latest work has been either a hit or miss...""Driven"" was more of a miss, & ""Get Carter"" was great. It's a shame that more people don't give Sly a chance to act; this film hopefully will show this. Very entertaining indeed. Hopefully, this will be released in some way in the USA soon.",anger,Movies_Reviews "First of all, i must admit, i'm not a big fan of Paul W.S. Andersons work. The ""Resident Evil"" movies are probably some of the most soulless movies there are. But i really did enjoy ""The Three Musketeers"". A simple honest fun adventure movie. For those guys who wine about it not being true to the book by Alexandre Dumas, after watching the trailer showing airships and ""Mission Impossible"" like scenes, please...what did you expect...The actors all did a fine job, even Mila Jovovich and Orlando Bloom where o.k..The mix of elements in this Movie, was quiet nice...If you like ""Pirates Of the Caribean"", ""Le pacte des loups""/""Brotherhood of the Wolf"", ""Fanfan la Tulipe"" (1952), Jules Verne, Steam Punk or Alan Moores ""The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"" - comic that is, this maybe one for you...and i recommend the 3D version...",anger,Movies_Reviews "First of all, i must admit, i'm not a big fan of Paul W.S. Andersons work. The ""Resident Evil"" movies are probably some of the most soulless movies there are. But i really did enjoy ""The Three Musketeers"". A simple honest fun adventure movie. For those guys who wine about it not being true to the book by Alexandre Dumas, after watching the trailer showing airships and ""Mission Impossible"" like scenes, please...what did you expect...The actors all did a fine job, even Mila Jovovich and Orlando Bloom where o.k..The mix of elements in this Movie, was quiet nice...If you like ""Pirates Of the Caribean"", ""Le pacte des loups""/""Brotherhood of the Wolf"", ""Fanfan la Tulipe"" (1952), Jules Verne, Steam Punk or Alan Moores ""The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"" - comic that is, this maybe one for you...and i recommend the 3D version...",anger,Movies_Reviews "This is a very surprising movie. It is surprising, that a movie, any movie, can be accomplished with such a modest budget.The plot is entertaining, I tried to imagine what it would look like if it was written as a book, and it sounded very nice. It represents a mixture of various myths, legends and tales, including ""The Beauty and the Beast"", ""Quasimodo"", ""Sleeping Beauty"" and, I believe, I detected some references to ""Red Heat"" - an interesting concept.The actors' play is very butaphoric, but after the first 5 minutes I somehow got adjusted to it.The really surprising thing about this movie is, that despite its ridiculousness, it is amusing. It is absurd and is fun. And I had great time watching it.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Review summary: Mostly obvious knock-off of INDIANA JONES, but functions more as an entertaining parody. I've heard many bad reviews on this film. They all say ""Indiana Jones rip-off"" or ""Worst movie ever"". But to me, this is actually entertaining, and it's silly fun indeed. The film is usually called a rip-off because they see some elements they also saw in the Indy flicks. Truth be told, this has more in kin with the Lucas/Spielberg classic than H. Rider Haggard's classic adventure novel. But seeing the film, it actually has a lot of fun with itself. It wasn't meant to be taken seriously, and I agreed to the bargain. Richard Chamberlain is not that heroic as Indy, but he throws in a lot of jokes to make viewers crack a smile. Sharon Stone shouts, complains, whines in the entire journey, but what would you expect on a big-screen debut. Herbert Lom, as I see it, is being more of funny than sinister intentionally. Same goes for John Rhys-Davies, but he looks more villainous. But it wasn't all parody and humor. ""King Solomon's Mines"" is also action-packed. Perhaps one of the real downer in the action department are the special effects (terrible process shots!) and stunts (the most obvious stunt doubles ever!!). Still, we have crocodiles, tribesmen, Nazis and exploding caves of lava. Perhaps it's my love for old-fashioned adventure that made me like this silly, mostly campy adventure, but I couldn't deny the guilty pleasure I had with it. Overall, this is actually functions as an enjoyable tongue-in-cheek adventure flick, but make sure you leave any pretense of common sense at the door. It's stupid fun. Rating: *** out of 5.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Having seen ""10"" about a year earlier, and thinking Tarzan the Ape Man might be similarly funny and entertaining, I took the 45 minute drive from a very rural town in San Mateo County, California ""over the hill"" to San Carlos to see a late night showing one Friday night in 1981. There were only a few people in the theater when the show started and several left as the movie dragged on. I was bored out of my mind except when Bo Derek found herself in a situation where she could shed her clothes. From the standpoint of pure physical beauty of human form, Bo Derek was at her physical peak when her husband shot her for this film. Twenty-seven years later, I remember in vivid detail the scene of her coming out of the ocean in full-frontal nudity. A 12 or 14 foot tall image of Bo's glistening wet body strolling up and out of the blue ocean directly towards the camera, into bright sunlight is one of the most beautiful images a person could ever imagine. She is stunning and the image will be burned into my memory for the rest of my life. When VHS was available in the late 80's or early 90's, I rented a copy from RKO video and was disappointed that most of that scene had been cut. If anyone knows where an uncut version is available, I would surely enjoy reliving the experience.",fear,Movies_Reviews "In their effort to be clever, myriad new technologies are thrown at us - and the characters - as if we're all still stuck in 2014. No societal adjustment, expectations or learning to deal with these technologies has happened - they've just dropped out of the blue onto the characters, without any explanation or hint that they're widely used and accepted.This is a problem with much modern scifi - uncareful attention to details or backdrop. See instead Blade Runner's extremely careful writing and attention to this. Westworld built up the background of societal tolerance and interaction to the androids - where as Humans again just dropped us into this future with no warning (no one has dealt with attractive female bots living in family homes before? cmon.) Additionally, no discussion or hints to the societal attitudes towards the cookies/eggs. We can interrogate them but they're not exact copies to the point that extended decades of solitary confinement (which is illegal in all western nations even for multiple homicides) is OK? Even for a manslaughter self defence charge? Cmon.It was tweaked to lead the viewer into feeling the injustice of the main character's situation and then suddenly foisting surprise societal norms on the viewer. Poor writing.Very flashy technology ideas but anyone with any background in scifi reading will recognize these as being tried and true concepts developed from the 1920s through 60s. Blade Runner is the same - but the execution of the original and sequel was so environmentally accurate and self consistent, that is gives amazing life to these stock ideas -- but this episode was careless and gratuitous.",joy,Movies_Reviews "It is extremely frustrating when a studio deceives you by selling a film as something it is not. The Break-Up is NOT a laugh a minute comedy of he said/she said. It is not the playful battle of the sexes so guiltily enjoyed in Peyton Reed's previous film Down With Love. It is, however, an enjoyable (that's perhaps not the right word) take on the part of a relationship we rarely see in an otherwise romantic comedy.Centering a film on the ugly side of dating is a risky task, which is why it is understandable that the studio would try to sell the ""hilarity"" of incompatibility. Yet by doing so, the film's trailer really sells short the strength that this film has as a dramatic rendering of an adult relationship gone sour.Vaughn and Aniston give strong, believable performances as a couple in crisis. Their attraction and chemistry is right, in that you can see these two hooking up, but not exactly hitching up. Neither one deserves the other, as both display their worst faults as their relationship devolves. A strong supporting cast plays their pals caught in the crossfire, with some funny results and some ridiculous mugging at times. Reed does a fine job of hitting the right notes, though the jump between comedy and drama can be a little jarring.The film tries to realistically deal with a couple's break-up, yet finds truth in the dialogue more often than it does in the actions of its characters. Some honest reactions spill forth from the mouths of the hurt, confused couple dealing with their emotions, but their over-the-top responses by way of making grand purchases and throwing away their hard earned lives and bodies at a whim seem less real and more made in Hollywood.Still, in the end, without the misleading theatrical trailer and real life romance (and prior break-ups) of the two leads, the film is convincing and entertaining. Just expect a lot more screaming than laughing.Grade: B",disgust,Movies_Reviews What would you get if you take the creature from Alien and give it A Terminator skeleton well other than a lawsuit from James Cameron you get this metal alien. This alien crashes into earth and starts feeding on some young adults in a second chance rehab program in a remote area. One by one they get picked off until they decide to fight back.This one is more action than horror. Looks like they had a decent budget though. The characters are paper thin. I just watched it and I can't remember them.Nothing new or original here. They couldn't even pick an original title!,fear,Movies_Reviews "I don't think anyone would argue that this is the greatest movie that has ever been released, with huge gaps in the plot pretty much universally bad acting - but it is a lot of fun! Charlie Sheen plays himself essentially, hamming it up in a ludicrous plot where he kidnaps a rich mans daughter with a candy bar and ends up being chased down the highway by half the area's police force and all of the news channels!!Henry Rollins give the film's outstanding turn as a vicious, yet naive police officer who is being filmed on the job, and both Henry and the character are obviously enjoying every minute of it.The film tries to take a stab at the media culture (for example chasing OJ down the highway) but the attack is never really directed enough and therefore loses a lot of it's potential bite.Seems to have a decent soundtrack though, with our Henry on it, along with the likes of Bad Religion and NOFX. All in all, don't take this film too seriously, have a laugh and just go with the lunacy of it all.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I will say now that I love Drew Barrymore. I think she's gorgeous, talented and a wonderful example for others. It's now as though I don't want to like her films. I do want to like them, and usually I do. But I will also say now that I hate her movie 'Mad Love'. I think it's idiotic, pointless and boring. I have given this movie a 3- the lowest score I've ever given so far. There are others that got a 4 that were equally bad as far as plot or character development or what have you. They, however, had something going for them- a standout performance by one actor, great visuals, or maybe they were just dumb fun. 'Mad Love' has none of those things to recommend it. Chris O'Donnell is far from my favorite actor, and his performances seem permanently set to 'bland'. This is no exception. And much as I love Drew- and I do- her performance here is, as some far more distinguished reviewer than I put it, ""little more than an annoying twitch"". The soundtrack is as self-conciously hip as the movie tries to be. Why this movie proved to be so popular among some of my young female peers, I don't know. Maybe it just spoke to them in a way that it did not to me. A disappointment and a waste of it's lead actress' time.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Despite gleaming Oscar-nominated cinematography by no less an auteur than Nestor Almendros and an epic-sized music score from Basil Poledouris that seems ready to sound a romantic Second Coming, this screen-adaptation of Henry De Vere Stacpoole's novel (following a 1949 version starring Jean Simmons) became a preposterous success. To whom is it intended to appeal: budding teenage romanticists or prurient grown-up voyeurs? Two Victorian-age youngsters, prepubescent cousins on a high seas voyage, abandon ship after a fire and seek refuge on a tropical island with their elderly guardian, who soon dies. Marooned and alone (save for some drum beats in the distance), the two quickly mature and become curious about their own bodies and each other's. Muscles! Menstruation! Director Randal Kleiser makes an attempt early on to keep the mood light; however, this version seems even more naïve than the original (ridiculous as well, with two plot threads--a hostile tribe on the other side of the island and a threat of poisonous red berries--left dangling). Brooke Shields (or, rather, her body double) and Christopher Atkins show us lots of skin, but barely a trace of acting talent. Infuriating movie has water on the brain. Followed by a sequel/remake in 1991, in which we're told the characters from this film didn't simply ""fall asleep"" after eating those ominous berries, but perished in their boat on the water. At least the turtles made out all right. ** from ****",joy,Movies_Reviews "The Fast and the Furious comes at you like it says. It's not a long movie and really never slows down much at all! Those looking for a movie delving into a complex plot with in depth charachters need not watch it. The movie is as the preview shows, a lot of great car chase scenes held together by a loose form of a plot. It does what Gone in 60 Seconds only wishes it could do. In gone in 60 you have 2 scenes with cars driving fast at all. Here you have at least 6 or 7 distinctly different and memorable scenes. Although acting ability and some of the lines lack severely, this can be forgiven and is made up by the cars. This movie is perfect for anyone into speed and tuned import sports cars for the most part(yes, even the occasional despicable economy car made to ""perform"" is present)I saw the previews knowing this was going to be basically an adrenaline rush of a movie, and I gave it a 10 because that's what it delivered.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I saw the 1994 live action ""Flintstones"" movie on video for the second time in 2000, about 4 ½ years after I first saw it, and thought it was great during my second viewing. That was shortly after this prequel, featuring a different cast, came to the silver screen, and I remember hearing about this film around that time. Since I was not nearly as impressed during my last couple viewings of 1994's ""The Flintstones"" (both many years after my second), I was in no hurry to see ""The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas"", especially since I knew it had an even worse reputation than its predecessor. It's been over 2 ½ years since I last saw the first live action ""Flintstones"" effort, and I've finally seen this second one, which is unsurprisingly not good.The Great Gazoo is an alien who is sent to Earth by his species to learn about human mating rituals. Back on Earth, in the prehistoric town of Bedrock, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble are two best friends who are both in search of girlfriends. They are the first ones Gazoo sees after he lands on the planet, so he decides to follow them around, even though he annoys them. Meanwhile, a rich young woman named Wilma Slaghoople is fed up with the snobbish people around her, especially her mother, and runs away. She goes to a restaurant and meets a waitress named Betty O'Shale, and they quickly become friends. Fred and Barney go to this restaurant and meet the two women. Fred gets a date with Betty and Barney gets one with Wilma. When the four of them go out together, Fred and Barney end up swapping girlfriends, but both of them are successful with their romance. Both couples are invited by Chip Rockefeller, Wilma's rich and arrogant ex-boyfriend, to his resort in Rock Vegas, but what they don't realize is that this is just a cruel scheme for Chip to win Wilma back! The main problem with the 1994 film is that it simply isn't funny, and that's most certainly a major issue with this prequel as well. The only part of this film I couldn't keep a straight face while watching was the ""I'm ignoring you"" part. There's one memorably lame moment with a farting dinosaur, and most of the other gags are just mediocre. I was also not impressed with many of the performances here. Mark Addy may not be bad as Fred, and I guess Stephen Baldwin isn't that bad as Barney, though I definitely preferred Rick Moranis' portrayal of the character in the first film. These performances certainly aren't great, however, and I certainly didn't care for Kristen Johnston and Jane Krakowski as Wilma and Betty respectively. Also, Alan Cumming plays two characters, which are Gazoo and Mick Jagged (obviously based on real-life Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger), and both his performances fail, especially the former, I would say. At the beginning, showing Gazoo with other members of his species on a spaceship before he is sent to Earth, it already looks like this is going to be a very unfunny comedy movie, and unfortunately, that beginning sequence doesn't lie.The first live action film adaptation of ""The Flintstones"" was a critical failure but a box office success, whereas ""The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas"" was both a critical AND box office flop. After watching it, that doesn't surprise me. I can't really think of anything wrong with the 1994 release other than the absence of laughs, but I would say that REALLY brings it down if quality, since it is supposed to be a comedy. Just like its predecessor, this prequel failed to make me laugh even one time, but this second film of the two also has inferior cast performances, and maybe a slightly more boring plot as well (I'm not 100% sure about that, as it's been a while since I last watched the first film), which makes it even worse. I only found it a BIT worse than the 1994 film, and don't absolutely hate it like many others clearly do, but some could find it a LOT worse, including some of those who like the first film. If you don't like 1994's ""The Flintstones"", you probably wouldn't like this prequel. If you do like that movie, there's probably STILL a good chance you wouldn't like ""Viva Rock Vegas"".",joy,Movies_Reviews "Surprisingly fun and action packed. And having just caught the Chris Odonnel version on cable this weekend, I've got to say that I'm glad they updated it! There is more humor, more action and it just looks bigger then any previous effort. Casting is rather interesting with a great number of solid actors playing the roles of the Musketeers themselves in MacFadyen, Luke Evans and Ray S. And Mads Mikkelsen is such a bad ass. I would have liked to seen more of him. Both Orlando and Milla are quite a lot of fun and definitely add a little bit of needed glamour and sex appeal. I'd recommend it 100% to anyone looking for a good fun film.",anger,Movies_Reviews "So So Bad. Waste of money and time. Acting is so bad it makes you cringe. So many plots and plans that just do not make sense. It's comical but in a very bad way. How can EVERY Actor in this movie get it so very wrong? Who wrote the Lines, 6 year old? Most probably the worst movie I have ever seen and believe me after going back to watch the old Batman & Robin Drama with the 'BOOMS' & 'CLASH' that is saying something! Ridiculous from start to finish. Maybe for 4/5 year olds but certainly not for anyone older, let alone teenagers or adults. The movie industry must have a lot of money to waste to bring out this trash. So much potential just wasted.",fear,Movies_Reviews "After five years of waiting, Belle Williams (Queen Latifah) is finally getting her hack license, and New York City had better watch out, because she makes the typical New York cabbie look like a driver's ed poster child. At the same time, Washburn (Jimmy Fallon), a bumbling New York City policeman, has just had his license taken away after totaling his third police car. When Washburn hears of a nearby bank robbery over his radio while walking a beat, he commandeers Belle's cab, and a new, extremely reckless partnership is born.Surely, something bizarre is going on with the mainstream public opinion about this film as of this writing. While I can understand someone not thinking that Taxi is the best thing since sliced bread, it's unconscionable to give this film a 1 or 2. Anyone rating this film so low can't possibly be looking at the ""whole picture"", so to speak, or they must be watching with a ridiculous set of preconceptions/expectations.When you rate a film, you have to consider the whole package, as an artwork. There's a lot more to it than whether you like the story or not, whether you thought it was funny or not, or whether you think it's realistic or not. For example, the cinematography in Taxi is incredible. Just the opening sequence alone, featuring ""Belle"" on a high speed, stunt-filled messenger bike ride through New York City makes the film worth a few points. The camera work and staging are stunning. There are all kinds of unique, subtle touches in the scene, like the shot of traffic where only the cabs are in color at first.It seems that a lot of people don't like the film just because it's a remake of Gerard Pires' 1998 French film of the same name, or just because it's a Hollywood film, or just because they've changed the gender or dispositions of the characters, or because they're misunderstanding the idea of comedy and expecting realism. None of those facts make this an inherently bad film. The idea is that you're rating/reviewing a film, as an artwork, not making a political statement or rating cultural facts that have nothing to do with what's on the screen. I disagree that fiction is necessarily making claims about how the actual world happens to be. Especially comedy cannot be just realistic and still be funny. To be comedy, something has to be absurd, exaggerated, made ironic, and so on. In general, I'm not looking for realism in films, even though Taxi has some very interesting and funny jabs at the real New York City. There are people like Belle and Washburn here, even if less comically exaggerated. There are cabbies who drive like Belle--I had the misfortune of riding home from the Newark airport with one who was going 100 mph (160 kph) while weaving in and out of traffic, often straddling two lanes. I've seen a number of people use Washburn's method of parallel parking (that's one of the reasons I pay for a garage instead).A lot of people here live in converted warehouses, industrial spaces, and so on, often ""illegally"". Apartments are so expensive that this is often the only alternative. So it's not only funny and in character that Belle sleeps right next to her car, which she would rather work on in the middle of the night before she attends to her boyfriend, it's not that far removed from reality. If you did happen to be looking for realism, the film has plenty.But Taxi is fiction, after all, and often cartoonish fiction at that. That's to be expected in much comedy. The opening bicycle ride isn't only amazing technically, it's funny _because_ it's supposed to be Queen Latifah on that bike! Jimmy Fallon's character was hilarious to me. He's a Clouseau-like bumbling nincompoop, but with a different kind of self-awareness that he's trying to veil with that special New York City ""street tough"" veneer. It perfectly skewers the public face that most people put on in the city. Latifah and Fallon complement each other in many ways. It was a pairing that I would have never thought of, but it is brilliant. There are a large number of scenes that will stand out in my mind for a long time.And as good as Fallon and Latifah are, Ann Margaret, as Washburn's mother, nearly steals the scene every time she appears. She's a lovable drunk with an amicable, libertine outlook. Her apartment is a delight of tacky 1970s fashion, which brings up another exemplary technical aspect of the film--the production design.But Taxi is also an exciting action/crime/thriller. The car chases often come close to those of another fantastic, unjustly underrated film--The Fast and The Furious (2001). The stunt driving is amazing. While the crime plot certainly isn't the focus of Taxi, it's more than just a throwaway device to propel our protagonists through their character development.I'm not arguing that everyone should come away from Taxi believing that it's a 10 as I do. Tastes differ, and these characters, or these actors, in these kinds of situations with these personalities, as well as this kind of pacing, fancy camera work, etc., could be not quite to your taste. But the extremely low scores from some only show that those reviewers aren't taking their assumed role as film critics seriously (this is even true of some professionals--just read Roger Ebert's review of this film), and if they're not giving that much respect to the artform they're engaging with, it's difficult to see why anyone should give much respect or consideration to their views. To say that a film like Taxi is anywhere near the technical incompetence of a film like Back Woods (2001) or The Black (not Blair) Witch Project (2001), which is implied when you rate the film a 1 or 2, is beyond reproach.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I absolutely loved series 1-6. I couldn't stop watching. I think I must have watched them all in less than a month. It took me to a land far away, and into that little fantasy world that's not reality world. BUT. I'm sad to say that series 7 is such a disappointment. I'm only on episode 6, and instead of watching it I'm writing this review. I wish I was one of these people that can give up and didn't have to watch the entire series of programmes. I'm going to pretend, after watching series 7, that they all lived happily ever after, after series 6.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This movie was so bad, it was ALMOST good in its badness, but not quite. It pulled only the very thinnest of plots from one of the best adventure novels ever written. In fact, if I hadn't read the novel or seen other movie adaptations of the story, I'd have been even more lost. I must admit, though, that the quality improved --somewhat-- toward the end. Sharon Stone's acting was just plain bad (she's gotten much better since this movie), but patient viewers are rewarded later in the movie by some nice views of her pretty legs as her costume gets mysteriously shorter and tighter as the story progresses. Richard Chamberlain seemed a bit like Pee-Wee Herman with a beard, wearing an Indiana Jones outfit. The rest of the characters are largely forgettable and unexplained, but John Rhys-Davies actually did a fine job. The musical score often seemed out of place, so much so that at times it was a distraction. See it if you must. There are worse ways one could spend two hours.",fear,Movies_Reviews A high quality modern film that managed to keep ones attention. Nice colourful costumes. Some unexpected twists.,sadness,Movies_Reviews "This movie is worth falling for ,when u really want to hold the hands of Magi,feel her,touch her and really leave the eternity to just be with her. The theme was so wonderful that u really want to live with the characters and just hope to be one of them, that proves why man is afraid to die ,because he know that he will lose all the sensations for what human being is really crafted by the god, to live in pain leaving the eternity,but to feel love.The characters are excellently played,even the scores following were just letting you feel the theme and live with the characters. I really can't understand the harsh notes of critics and there sharp views but I can feel that this movie is worth falling for, even if you have to loose your eternity.This is my first comment on this site but I feel may be I delayed it only to give my first one to this one only.(24-12-05)",joy,Movies_Reviews """Romance triumphant?"" Well, it gets a decent ride in this amiable, low- octane comedy, which wiser people than I regard as a classic.Wealthy heiress Ellen Andrews (Claudette Colbert) is tired of her gilded cage. After literally jumping ship from her controlling tycoon father (Walter Connelly), she winds up in the lap of recently-fired reporter Peter Warne (Clark Gable), who decides to aid her escape in hopes of reviving his career. Trekking across country without a dime, they find their unlikely union triggering feelings neither is prepared to handle.I've read that ""It Happened One Night"" is the mother of screwball comedies, which is absolutely the wrong way to approach this film. Sure, there's banter, and a ""dizzy"" lady at the center, but what you don't get here is the spinning-plate subplots or the zany secondary characters of true screwball. This is a two-handed rom-com that plays its story straight down the middle.If you love Colbert and Gable, you may well enjoy this film more than I did. Despite the clever set-up, I found the story and the main characters hard to take after the first 20 minutes.Director Frank Capra gets more out of ambiance here, and some fantastic visual language, like the way the rain falls outside the windows of a cabin where Ellie and Peter are holed up. There are some delightful moments, such as when the pair hoodwink a couple of nosy detectives, or sing along with a bus full of passengers to ""The Man In The Flying Trapeze.""Warne's main comic trait is his cantankerousness. ""Listen, partner, you may not like my nose, but I do,"" Peter tells an ornery bus driver (Ward Bond). ""I always wear it out in the open where if anyone wants to take a sock at it, they can do it."" It sets Peter up well, anyway.Yet the overall experience of their company never feels natural. Peter lectures Ellie about everything from hitchhiking to dunking donuts, and emerges a bit of a bore. Ellie's more interesting, but that's more because of Colbert's beauty than anything her character says. Having him tell her off (""Ever hear of the word 'humility'"") suggests more of the director's take on class differences than anything disagreeable in her behavior, which is surprisingly docile in the main.Neither lead makes you think anything other than Depression dollars is driving their union. They may play well off each other, but only for laughs. When things get ""mushy"" (something Ellie likes and Peter doesn't), the story falters. The worst part comes near the end, when he abruptly leaves her alone for a night and gets mad when she reacts naturally enough by returning to Pa.There are iconic moments in the film, like when she shows him up as the better hitchhiker, and when she is clearly affected by the sight of Peter without a shirt on, but what ""It Happened"" lacks are the smaller moments that pull you in without feeling manipulated. I counted one, when a close-up of Ellie in the darkness shows only the tiniest pinpricks of light of her eyes as she takes in her situation with Peter. Otherwise, Capra is too obviously pushing me how to feel.I didn't feel much of anything when I was done watching this, just a mixture of appreciation for the cleverness of the story and relief it was over. However well it did at the Oscars in 1935, ""It Happened"" lacks the timelessness of Golden Age Hollywood. Yes, it plays with the conventions, and delivers some laughs, but left me cold all the same.",anger,Movies_Reviews "1. Forces you to get up off the seat. 2. Genere Horror ?? i don't know how and why ? 3. All horror freaks are suggested to try some other stuff. 4. Poor screenplay and movie is unrealistic. 5. All events or happenings are out of the real world . 6. There is no matter of suspense shown anywhere in the movie. 7. Movie is slow and catches pace in the middle after you get completely bored 8. After catching pace it ends with a confusion in mind . confusion is "" What did i just watch"" 9. Story line is week . Positive The actress has worked well. The film has no unwanted sexual explicit material.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "As average a film as you'll se. Not much to say on it. Starts off very well with much promise but once they unchain themselves turns into a run of the mill action film, nothing different. One or two of the subplots, the romances especially, seemed trivial. It may even of been a better story had Fishburne not been a copper and a different plot. Quite why they didn't shoot the chain apart when they had the gun I don't know either, but they chose to drive, still attached. No character is especially warming, but there's a good cast, nothing wrong with the acting & great to see old Dex Dexter, Michael Nader in a role, as he was brilliant in Dynasty & never looked even slightly out of place here.Better than it's 4.9 rating, but not by much.6/10.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I loved this movie! It was probably one of the funniest movies I had ever seen! When I had watched Molly Shannon preform her ""Superstar"" on SNL, I loved it. It was hilarious and something new and enjoyable. This movie makes me feel better for some reason. When I'm depressed or something, I watch this movie and laugh forever and instantly feel better! My favorite part of the movie was Mary(her name in the movie) saying Superstar! I loved it. It made me feel happy and made me laugh. Also, this movie does have some meaning to it. It shows you that anything is possible. And I mean ANYTHING. If Mary Katherine Gallagher can do it, you most certainly can. I really think you should at least rent it but I really think you should buy it because of how many times you will want to watch it. It's hilarious and you will find yourself watching it over and over again. ""...you didn't know you were competing against a...SUPERSTAR!!!""",joy,Movies_Reviews "The movie is about two little girls who try to get a jerk of a fiancée gone and get Diane (Kristie Alley) and Roger Callaway (Steve Guttenburg) married. Wait, so Amanda wants to get adopted by Diane, so that makes her Alyssa's stepsister. Yup, something we've seen before, and also predictable.I do not believe that It Takes Two really knows what it wants to be, the story has pacing issues, with the movie most of the time being a light-hearted comedy with some dramatic parts.The idea is based on THE PARENT TRAP, but except the kids in there are sisters.The movie is just a bit too saccharine for me, there could've been more tension going on instead of the dishonest kids turning what could've been a thrilling remake into a sappy romance. And also more development on Roger and Diane's relationship.The movie has some absurd and annoying acting from the Olsen twins, but they seemed to have gave out some great performances for their young ages in their own way. But the best performances go to Kristie Alley, though I think the director could've had been better with her. Now, don't get me wrong, the movie was pretty interesting, I still love the Olsen twins but they could've been in better projects.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This Disney movie is fun and the effects are first grade.Nicolas Cage is good as expected. Same goes to Alfred Molina and it's always nice to see Monica Bellucci.BUT, there is one BIG problem and that is Jay Baruchel. Why, o why, they had to put him into this movie? He ruined it completely with his annoying appearance, voice and, above all, irritating not-at-all-talented acting. They should have find different actor for this role. I don't have someone in mind but this one is very wrong. Without him it would be a much better movie.But, it's still entertaining, in spite of occasional not funny jokes which are forced into scenario. The story is bearable and neat effects pulls it out of average, slightly.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I saw this at the Neuchâtel International Fantastic Film Festival, more or less by chance. I went to the theater to attend a reading of George R.R. Martin (which was great), and this movie started just shortly afterward. I was surprised and pleased to see that the leading actress was one of the actresses of Game of Thrones, where she played Ygritte the wildling. In Honeymoon she could show a more mellow side.I am not quite sure why I liked this film so much. It is rather slow, normally I get bored easily. One point was probably the realism of the thing (before the horror starts I mean). This thanks to the excellent acting and good dialogue. And also the good use of the surroundings. Another point is that the story line is more or less original and does not follow one of the numerous stereotypes in horror film making.Its horror is more psychological, gorehounds will probably be bored.The negative: Making a good ending for a movie is one of the hardest things. And I must say, that I did not find it all too satisfying in this case.But apart from that I would really recommend this movie.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I have to be perfectly honest here. I never finished this movie. The main reason? I did not care one whit about any of the characters. It started out badly for me when the first scene was an upset female, struggling, who eventually falls through a door into a well lit room, naked. Already I'm disappointed in the tactic. There is a plaque on the wall with instructions. OH! It's a game. There are rules to follow. Major rule: Kill or be killed. The characters introduce themselves to each other. Big black guy social worker, cute punk rude guy, blubbering overweight woman, tech nerd with glasses, tough girl b. priest, senior woman practical, etc. The extremes in the human spectrum making for some very predictable outcomes.After the third one, I checked out.",joy,Movies_Reviews "The originality of this cinematic masterpiece is striking, as it exxxpertly blends layers of popular Indo-European fairytale culture with a creative, meaningful yet comedic story of discrimination, valour, love and lust for power.Ogreall, it is a true must-watch for fairytale fanatics of all ages.You are what you eat.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Danny Boyle has rebooted the sci-fi genre to a magnificent start. ""Sunshine"", clearly inspired by the classics ""Alien"", ""2001: A Space Odyssey"" and many more, but brought to the modern age.The plot sounds ridiculous at first, but once you get into it, you really get into it! A crew of 8 are sent on a mission to set a bomb in the sun as it is dying and the earth is suffering a solar winter. 7 years before that there was a similar mission, but that failed. They find the lost spacecraft and decide to board it, but a fatal incident occurred that lost them their oxygen supply. There is no longer enough for all of them to get back to earth alive. But there is enough for few; so who will take the plunge and who will survive? And will their sanities stay intact to last them the epic journey? With such a small cast there was surprisingly no weak performances. Everyone had the desired screen-time to be able to care for them. But the characters anger and frustration caught up with them after being on the ship for 16 months, they begin to take acts of violence on each other and feel stressed so they forget vital aspects that could cost them their lives. You have to remember that they will save mankind if their mission is a success; that's a lot of pressure. And the film feels like a lot of pressure due to the intenseness it creates.Boyle's skills to create tension is impressive. He uses special techniques to make us feel claustrophobic and more importantly, to panic. Close ups, angles, blurs, stretches, stops, flashes all add up to the effect. The effect of feeling the heat. It burns. But in between those scenes you get to see the relaxing side of space. The view from outside. Its beautiful, truly dazzling and spectacular.The score is incredible. During the beginning its like a calm 'breather'. But then its turns into a beat. A fast beat. And your heart joins it. Pumping away to make you feel more insecure. Very intense.Boyle really proves he has talent for different genres in this modern sci-fi to be classic showing how people do the most inhumane thing to survive. I highly recommend it. Rewatches over the years have revealed its flaws and clichés but it's still enjoyable and nostalgic for me.8/10",joy,Movies_Reviews "In this sequel to 'Meet the Parents,' Gaylord Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) has finally invited his fiancée's parents, ex-CIA agent Jack Byrnes and his wife (Robert DeNiro and Blythe Danner) to meet his parents. Jack wants to know if Greg came from a good gene pool. Jack discovers that the Fockers are very strange. The Dad (Dustin Hoffman) is a hippie and retired lawyer, and the Mom (Barbara Streisand) is an open sex therapist. Jack begins to thinks this is not a good family for his daughter to marry into. Greg's parents are so proud of Greg that they have a wall of honor with Greg's ninth and tenth place sports awards. The two families try to become one family. This was one hilarious movie, which I laughed from beginning to end. This is proof of the old adage, that actors don't like to work with children and animals, because they stole the movie. The child spoke with sign language and had some of the best comedy scenes of the movie. The toilet scene with the cat and dog was just so funny. (Universal, Run time 1:30, Rated PG-13) (8/10)",anger,Movies_Reviews "As a critic apprentice, my review for nobody's fool is along these lines 'casting' and 'production design' Nobody's fool had a great screenplay which is obvious from the fact that, it is a Tyler Perry written motion. Great acting by Omar alongside Tiffany. Going for the jagular, casting was pathetic as far as the genre is concerned. Am seeing a light-hearted comedy in theaters this weekend. The movie also has a lot of question marks on production, a prejudice of overall performance.",sadness,Movies_Reviews I gave it a 2.This simply sucks for a movie.It drags on far too long and the dialogue and characters are dull as beans.Ashton sucks as a lead and the story doesn't help.Totally unrealistic.Totally uninteresting and a waste of my download on netflix.I'm glad that this came as a monthly package in my bill and that I didn't have to actually pay for this.How I long for real plots and stories that actually entertain.,disgust,Movies_Reviews "Dixon Steele (Humphrey Bogart) is a successful screenwriter who has not written anything worthwhile for a long time. He is a very violent man, with a bad temper. His agent asks him to read a book and prepare the screenplay. Dix invites Mildred Atkinson (Martha Stewart), who is the receptionist of the restaurant where he is habitué and had read the book, to go to his home and present a summary of the story. The girl has a date, but she decides to call off and go with Dix. After midnight, he gives some money for the cab and Mildred leaves his apartment alone. On the next morning, she is found murdered and Dix becomes the prime suspect. He goes to the police station and stumbles upon his neighbor Laurel Gray (Gloria Grahame) that gives alibi to Dix. Then they fall in love with each other, but Gloria can not trust him completely. With the support of Gloria, Dix starts working again, and prepares an outstanding screenplay for his agent. Meanwhile he proposes her to get married with him, and although Gloria is in love with him, she is not sure whether he killed Mildred or not. Did Dix kill the girl? ""In a Lonely Place"" is a magnificent movie, and Humphrey Bogart and Gloria Grahame have outstanding performances. The story is tense, with a mature love story entwined with fear and mystery, and the direction and cast are magnificent. The restored black and white cinematography is overwhelming. The conclusion is fantastic. My vote is nine.Title (Brazil): 'No Silêncio da Noite' ('In the Silence of the Night')Note: On 18 September 2016, I saw this film again.",fear,Movies_Reviews "What the hell? Someone thought that THIS passed for a plot? I swear, NOTHING happens in ""Pushing Tin"". The entire movie is little more than two hours of people talking about disjointed topics. The movie isn't even so bad that it's good; it's just bad. John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton, Cate Blanchett and Angelina Jolie are completely wasted. How on earth could director Mike Newell go from something as good as ""Donnie Brasco"" to this? At least he went on to direct ""Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire"".Look, there are lots of good movies out there. The very same year in which ""Pushing Tin"" came out, John Cusack also starred in ""Being John Malkovich"" and ""Cradle will Rock"", while Cate Blanchett starred in ""The Talented Mr. Ripley"". This one, however, is NOT worth your time.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Vlad doesn't turn out to be the film you'd expect when you see that name, and it's much better and much more interesting than its cable/TiVo synopsis might lead one to believe. Because it's not just another vampire movie, or even a restless, tragic spirit movie. Vlad is an intriguing blend of historical fact and supernatural fiction. It's a movie with both a brain and a heart; the script believes its audience is at least IQ 80 and it doesn't treat the viewer as an imbecile, or an ADHD blood-and-guts freak who needs some lame-brained pseudo-action sequence every 7.5 seconds in order to stay interested in a film. Don't get me wrong; there's action, and there's plenty of supernatural trappings to Vlad. But there's also knowledge to be gained from the literate script, and heartstrings to be (rightfully) tugged by the backstory and plight of the tragic eponymous character. Good acting, superior writing and a marvelous grace note ending make Vlad a film that will stay with you long after you've first viewed it, and that only improves on repeat viewings. It's certainly not for everybody, but if you enjoy a film that doesn't insult your intelligence whilst telling you a fascinating story, then Vlad is the film for you. It could well become a classic if only more people were to take that chance and give it a try. It's really *that* good.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Lots of effort was made to make a movie like this keeping in view, the scenery, the dress, the buildings, the carriages, the culture, the castle, the kingdom and the royalty life style, apart from the CGI's that were shown were all up to the mark, as the movie do not have a famous actor or actress it doesn't means that the movie is not good, on the other hand the movie was really good and the minutest details were covered with detailed analysis and relevance to the actual story. I liked the movie and after seen all I was thinking that my one and half hours was not wasted. The loyalty shown by the future kings subjects was also very appealing as they never left him alone in his deeds at whatever the circumstances were be. The dialog was really worth listening and the dresses and furniture all were showing that the movie needs much appreciation. I rate this movie 7 out 10 due to its detailed planning and execution and keeping the audience committed to the story till the end.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I was actually going through an IMDb list and saw the rating of this movie as 5.8 so I felt the urge to write a review. I read some comments and it seems there was witch hunt for this nice and entertaining movie. It is not the best movie of 2011 but come on, it is much better than a lot of movies that have way higher ratings. First of all, the action is pretty good. The acting is very well done and the CGI is used professionally. This is a modern approach to the classic three musketeers and I enjoyed it a lot. From my point of view, a remake needs to add some stuff to the original movie and this movie made it successfully.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "The storyline is fresh but the budget was low on this TV thriller. Stephen Baldwin is likable as an American soldier whose wife is kidnapped in Los Angeles. The villains are believable but don't expect a lot of action. James Russo, who we've seen many times before, is always a good character. Patty (Bad Seed)McCormack makes a funny,interesting bar maid. Debra Wilson (MadTV) adds a lot of energy as a CIA computer center operator who helps Baldwin when he's on the run. Tammy Trull is a young Latina face to watch. And Baldwin's kids are really cute.",joy,Movies_Reviews "In a year that saw the release of ""City Lights,"" ""Little Caesar,"" and ""The Blue Angel,"" ""Cimarron"" was surely the oddest choice to win the Academy Award for Best Picture, but win it did, although the award failed to translate into big bucks at the box office. At over two hours, the movie is both long (for its era) and strangely sluggish given its action-packed western setting. Adapted from the novel by Edna Ferber, ""Cimarron"" is interesting primarily for the celluloid collision of two schools of cinematic acting. The first, exemplified by Richard Dix playing two-fisted, editor-pioneer Yancey Cravat, is the school of silent-film histrionics; the second, is the more naturalistic school of screen acting which found in Irene Dunne (playing Dix's loyal wife, Sabra) one of its more sensitive and enduring interpreters. The two styles don't mix well. Dix is all ham and bluster; shaking his fists, gesturing like a road-company actor playing Julius Caesar, casting his eyes up to heaven and ringing the bells loudly on every emotional change his character undergoes. Dunne, by contrast, engages in a quieter duet with the camera; one that allows her character to develop slowly over the course of the movie. The disparity between the two styles is unsettling; the viewer is left with the impression of having seen the same movie through two different sets of lenses. The fact that ""Cimarron"" is both incredibly dated and blatantly racist doesn't help much, either.All that said, however, the movie's still worth watching, if only as an example of an early Hollywood blockbuster epic. The opening ""land rush"" sequence (with a cast of thousands) is compelling and cinematically sophisticated, even by today's standards. And there are several worthwhile cameo turns including one by Edna May Oliver, who manages to steal every scene she's in.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I didn't expect this movie to be THAT HUGE. The movie is full of emotions and deep moments that I've found myself in tears. The songs are amazing, the act is amazing and I can say that this is movie of the year",joy,Movies_Reviews "****Starring: Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, Shari Headly, and James Earl Jones.Eddie murphy has made many great movies, like the Beverly Hills Cops series and the Nutty Professor duo. But Coming to America is, by far, his best. Murphy portrays an African Prince who visits Queens to find his soulmate. If he does not, he must marry a woman he does not love. He also plays a barber, a singer, and a few more. Arsenio hall is his sidekick, Semmi. He delivers as much laughs as Murphy. Headly plays Murphy's soulmate who loves Murphy for who he is, not what he does (something Murphy lied about.) James Earl Jones is Murphy's father who does not care what Murphy thinks and is a little perverted at times. Overall, this is my favorite movie of all time.",joy,Movies_Reviews "When this film came out with all of the PR and things, I hated it. I hated it without even seeing it. Then, as with many movies, I caught this on Digital Cable TV, by accident. I had NO intention of seeing it, but once I did, I cannot tell you how much I loved it.This is the Farrley Brothers at their funniest. The idea is simple, a guy (Ben Stiller) who had a crush on a woman (Carmen Diaz) he knew since high school and continued to yearn for her privately, finally getting an opportunity to try to reconnect what never got going. This is something almost everyone can identify with.What makes this work...is its a dead-on hard hitting comedy. The Farrley Brothers spared no one: male or female, handicapped or able bodied, black or white, rich or poor, job or not, straight or gay, animal or vegetable, blonde or brunette, educated or not. It is NOT a cinematic masterpiece so don't look for one, it is not a punch line comedy or slapstick comedy, it is sophomore humor done very well because you're going to be laughing at what you think you shouldn't no matter how much you want to say you would never laugh at something like that. Plus the Farrley Brothers added in ""some things"" that...well... may have just happened to you at some point in your adolecence, and put a comedic/gross quality to it that shocks you into laughing at it. All through the film you might laugh because you're thinking, ""Better them than me"".....even if it was you!Not for eveyone's taste, even those who think they know comedy, but this is that kinda comedy that is hard to do once you've reached maturity and forgotten what it was like to laugh at simple things. This is as simple as it gets. Don't put too much into it, it is what it is, and to me, it was really funny! Good Show!",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Greetings from Lithuania.Please don't get me wrong - i love ""Game of Thrones"", but this movie has to be the most opposite version of ""Game of Thrones"" out there.""Cinderella"" (2015) is superbly made movie for a whole family (young females especially). It tells well known story, and it doesn't re-imagine it nor it's a reboot of remake of it - it is superbly made retelling of this fairy tale. This has to be one of the most ""cheezee"" and beautifully made movies of all time. Set design, costumes, music is all Oscar worthy. Cienamtography is gorgeous and acting is solid for this material - there are many well known faces doing their good jobs. Pacing of this movie excellent, at running time 1 h 39 min this movie barely drags and is entertaining from start till finish.Overall, on one hand ""Cinderella"" is probably the most cliché and cheeze movie ever made but one the other hand so was this fairy tale and this 2015 live version adaptation is just retelling this tale and at the same time it does so very well - it looks beautifully, it's involving and it's craftsmanship is superb.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "A film where only cast makes the difference, in fact without the skills of Patrick Wilson and Anne Hathaway ""Passengers"" would have just been a melodramatic mess. This isn't certainly a very original or scary film (although reminds a lot ""The 6th Sense"" and ""The others""), but it's not the worst either, due to some interesting twists. Anne Hathaway is a talented actress and gets to make feel her fear and frustration. She got chemistry with Wilson and they end up being plausible by complementing one another. ""Passengers"" is not a movie I would strongly recommend but the shocking finale and some good acting performances make a decent (barely decent actually) choice for an evening rental.",fear,Movies_Reviews "A couple have an adulterous affair against the background of the Russian revolution.What a great premise this is - the setting of Russia and the revolution lets people congratulate themselves that they are viewing something heavy while what they are really getting is what they really like: A soap opera that features a sloppy romance between two good looking people with a sweeping soundtrack for those that are not quite getting the drift.I saw it first time when I was probably too young (like the Godfather) so when I saw it again I thought I would probably find more in it. Wrong. I didn't like it any more on the second viewing as I did the first, in truth it looked even more cardboard the second time.Don't get me wrong, plenty of pros at work here and they have all the toys in the drama playbox to throw at us (war, isn't it a godsend to dramatists!?), but it is all so contrived. I actually like Omar Sharif in the lead, a much underrated actor with real screen magnetism, but Julie Christie is an empty vessel of a performer from the school of stand-there-and-look-beautiful. When her looks faded her career nosedived because she is not an actress and cannot do characters.Nothing wrong with giving the audience what they want and plenty think they are seeing something special, but I couldn't get involved with this film. My heterosexuality prevents me from seeing anything in Omar and Julie looks every inch of the no-chance girl that wouldn't give you the time of day in real life. Sorry, I was left feeling as cold as the sets on which the action takes place on both viewings.",sadness,Movies_Reviews I loved this movie. It had drama and kept me in my seat when I saw it. Kevin Costner was wonderful in the role of Robin Hood. He has a way of keeping you interested in any movie he is in. The way this movie was shot showed a diversity of feeling and really made you think that they wanted to do the best job ever on showing everything from laughter to heartfelt sadness. I hope that people who haven't seen this movie will really consider seeing it sometime. whether by buying the DVD or by renting the movie. It will be well worth it. I would rate this movie as one of the top ten movies that i have seen. You can't get much better that a good Kevin Costner movie and you can't get much better than a good drama. I know that some people would not agree with this opinion but I'm pleased with what I saw in this movie.,anger,Movies_Reviews "I thoroughly disliked this version of the story. The very presentation, mostly within one theater and stage setting was distracting to say the least. The brief interludes of actual scenery were lovely but far too few and short. Some of the dialog was somewhat muffled, resulting in misidentification of a few characters, initially. I can't imagine whose idea this was but I'm not surprised to read of the fine actors who turned it down after reading the concept. The characters who elicited an emotional reaction from me were Kitty and Constantin; those actors were so real that I was moved to tears by the depth of their facial expressions and vocalizations. I felt the nudity was totally unnecessary and the depiction of smoking just silly. I looked forward to this remake but was sorely disappointed and cannot in all good conscience recommend it to anyone.",sadness,Movies_Reviews If acting is just looking pretty for the camera then I guess Whitney can sure sing.Costner is lost. He doesn't know what to do in this movie.And the movie never rises above the obvious. What a waste.,disgust,Movies_Reviews "Color of Night is a rare film these days. It is one of those films that many noir lovers either love or hate.But there are good reasons to like this film. First, the screenplay was well written. The characters are real in the everyday sense. The ending is not as obvious as everyone thinks, remember when you first saw the film at the theatre? The locations, makeup and lighting were all spectacular. As was the casting. The cinematography was very sound.The editing was absolutely second to none. I think this is also due to the nature of the dialogue and screenplay.Like its subject matter, the editing of this film and interplay of the characters together with the camera work, works like the human memory. Unlike Memento, which has a gimmick, this film doesn't need any gimmick to work as an experience of shared memories which we are all vaguely familiar with in present day life.Because of the nature of the images and dialogue working like the human mind and memory, I really believe that this is a great film and much underrated in my view.",fear,Movies_Reviews "The movie gives a clear message about current marketing standards. It is one of those must watch movies that speak about the society in general, things happening around people about which they are unaware of.I would rate this movie more, but it was pretty slow and gets uninteresting in the middle. But by the end of it, you have something to think about and relate to the stuff happening around you. As for the movie itself, it is one of those ""Dark"" movies where you find yourself losing the appeal for the movie as it continues. But surely, characters have been sensibly selected and over all dialogue delivery is good too. However, it lacks witty dialogues which I was looking forward too seeing the trailers.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Offending to fat people? Not at all. This sweet-overweighed-professor- vs.-the-nasty-filthy-""fatists"" story is a good-hearted idea ruined by the thin (excuse the pun) script polluted not by fat-hating but disgusting scatological jokes. They are sometimes targeted against the scummy people who torment the endearing professor, but being witty and sharp and pulverizing your enemy is not the same thing than this kind of ... well, writing. MY advice to the fatists: Stop polluting the world with your filthy perversions. My advice to the screenwriters: Make better scripts! Now this movie is like a nasty fat-mocking person: with all the tactics of the toilet seat.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Why do every star-kid believes that it is his/her fundamental, God- given right to become an actor? Both Sooraj Pancholi & Athiya Shetty fizzle out, deliver a sub-standard performance which should never have occurred. The only saving grave of the movie is the intense confrontation between Aditya Pancholi and Tigmanshu Dhulia.. except that, the movie sucks. Completely illogical concept and logic of the screenplay. Even if I assume that the targeted audience of this movie is a 17-year old kid, there is no way you can show Mumbai to Kashmir journey completed in 2 hours or a bullet wounded guy, slipping into a fast flowing river, emerging with nothing but 2 cuts on his arms! The cliché:' Ek gunda kabhi IG ki ladki se pyaar nahi kar sakta' was repeated so many times, that it was cringe worthy actually. Dialogues are the worst part of this movie. And Salman bhai's hangover on the whole movie was actually way too much.. his song is played after every 10 minutes, and his style of action, dialogue delivery and antics is visible all the way to the end. As if Nikhil Advani had only been appointed as an obligation. Disappointing movie.. If you want to retain the magic of the original 'Hero', then don't watch it. 1.5/5",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Funny, I saw this as a young kid and the only thing that made an impression on me was the beginning when Molly Ringwald's parents forget her birthday, and the final scene where she gets her happy ending. I must've blocked out everything inbetween because I didn't understand it at that age... Watching ""Sixteen Candles"" again as an adult, I was stunned by how racist, sexist and crass most of the movie is. How can it be so revered, I wonder? Crude sex-jokes, over-the-top humour, cringe-worthy Asian stereotypes... yikes. Most offensive is the scene where Molly's older-man crush hands his unconscious girlfriend over to The Geek and encourages him to have his way with her while she's passed out. What the hell? Is this movie actually condoning RAPE?! Unbelievable. And we're supposed to root for an innocent young girl to hook up with this creep?I know many teen comedies from the early '80s still had that '70s sensibility, and nudity/vulgarity was common. But I just didn't expect Porky's-style hijinks from John Hughes movies, which are often acclaimed for their realistic portrayal of teen life. This particular film seems to get many positive reviews for being groundbreaking in it's realism. But this ain't *my* version of reality.I dunno, maybe ""Sixteen Candles"" was, at the time, a step up from previous teen movies. Still, it's definitely my least favorite Hughes film, and I wouldn't recommend it to any impressionable youngsters out there who might pick up some very bad messages...if they have a better memory than I did.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "After waiting for the trailer to come out, which seemed like forever, I was amazed when I saw it. From all the stores i've heard about the Armenian Genocide i'm glad it's going to be put out there for everyone to see. It's been long overdue that a movie on the Armenian Genocide has came out. After watching The Cut on Netflix i'm really hoping that this film goes out for everyone to see. I'm excited for this movie to come to the big screens for everyone to get the chance to learn about a part of history that is over looked and not talked about. It makes me sick all the negative reviews this film is getting by Turks who are too brainwashed to know and accept what really happened over 100 years ago. I really hope that this movie will be able to make it to the big screens and not push forward like so many other movies about the Armenian Genocide.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This is not CINEMA and it's not ART ... what is, however, is the most fun I've had seeing a film in I can't remember how long ... a totally incredible, wonderful, feel good, and so glad you went experience.Oh, and the performances were overall excellent ... with some stand-outs - Travolta, Nikki Blonsky, Zac Efron, Queen Latifah, & Michelle Pfeiffer (perenially under-rated on account of ""you can't be brilliant and that beautiful?"") ... and there were no clunkers - the rest of the cast provided able support to the ""stars."" The music and the dancing got you bouncing up and down in your seat. And finally, the racial and weight discrimination issues .. the whole ""you don't fit our skinny, white, young, & whatever is currently hip stereotypes ... were handled with humor and without being patronized or trivialized - not easy to do in a musical romp. The pride and self-confidence of those who were subject to this discrimination came through as unyielding, unwavering, and solid as a rock ... just like Tracy's hair.DON""T MISS THIS MOVIE",joy,Movies_Reviews "Apart from the terrible acting from an okay cast and some dodgy directing, this isn't too bad a story. As a film though, it's only average.Though the cast has B-Movie king Casper Van Dien (who directed this flick), Catherine Oxenberg, and Michael York listed, their worth in this film is minimal. The real bad thing is their lack of spirit is tangible. Poor York is the narrator and appears to have literally phoned his part in. There's no emotion or feeling in his voice; something which is a basic requirement in a narrator. Even though, Van Dein and Oxenberg, as Sleeping Beauties regal parents, are asleep for the majority of the movie they actually appear to be sleepwalking in their ""awake"" scenes.Even Olivia D'Abo who has a meatier role as the evil witch, Queen Tambria, ofttimes appears to be a somnambulist. The best actors in this little play are the Kings whipping boy, Barrow (Finn Jones) and the Prince Jayson (Edward Lewis French) along with his heavy Gruner (Gil Kolirin), and his soldiers.What this film really appears to be is an exercise in how many Van Dien's you can get on the screen in one film... that would be all of them. Most families would have a picnic... the Van Diens make a movie.The one thing that did surprise me was the location. For one, it actually worked. It even reminded me a little of the Hammer House Of Horror sets of far-off European principalities - it even came with a graveyard and earth clawing walking dead. Even the inside locations were decent. It was a delight to see proper stone walls. I would love to live in that mansion come castle.That said, there were a lot of gaping holes in the story that Dien should have ironed out when filming. For example, there's one scene where Prince Jayson sends Barrow up the castle walls to secure a rope through the only open window. Instead of getting him to check the place out while he's up there, he orders him to come straight down and they will camp in the courtyard, for the night. Then later the next day, they're being chased by dead warriors and climb the rope to escape only to find it leads to a balcony, with no entrance into the castle... hhhmmm, if only somebody had looked around before then they wouldn't be in this predicament. I cannot believe they were so stupid back then. This is bad writing and directing.There are some nice beasties in the film, though you can see when the budget started to run low. The lake monster is pretty good, as is the one which scales the outside of the building the first night they're there. However, near the climax of the film, the same monster is looking pretty funny and quite unrealistic as it prowls the dungeons.On the whole, this film could have been a hell of a lot better had the ""Quality"" cast put the effort into their portrayals of their characters... the story had been tightened and all the holes filled... and ropey special effects thrown onto the cutting room floor. You shouldn't rely on CGI if the budget won't carry it, find another way round to entertain the audience.If there's very little on the telly and it's miserable outside then you could give this a try. It'll waste an hour and a half.",fear,Movies_Reviews "OK... let's forget the fact that Robin Hood seems the only Englishman in the film without an English accent. Lets forget about the fact that Morgan Freeman, despite his excellent acting and strong character, does not belong here... lets get the core of what is wrong with this adaptation of the Robin Hood tale.Where is Prince John?Without Prince John, the story simply fails to make any since. The Sheriff cannot ascend to the throne via marriage... he simply is not in line to do that. Anyone who has even the most cursory knowledge of British Royal Titles and lineages would know this. After all, the current Queen of England is married, but this does not mean that her husband is the King of England. From the Royal Family web site:""...the [Queen's] engagement to Lieutenant Philip Mountbatten was announced. The couple, who had known each other for many years, were married in Westminster Abbey on 20 November 1947. Lieutenant Mountbatten, now His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, was the son of Prince Andrew of Greece and a great-great-grandson of Queen Victoria.""So we have a plan that leads nowhere; we have the key villain in a great story removed for no good reason resulting in a breakdown of the plot; we have a character that does not belong in the story added in for no great effect; and we have Kevin Costner, whom I know is capable of great acting, delivering a sub-par performance.This adds up to: bad movie.Stick with the wonderful 1938 Errol Flynn classic.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I do love Madeline Stowe and have in all of her roles, but sadly this series dropped me after the first season. It was fun for a time but the lifeless, stoic and poorly acted nature of the lead character Emily left me with only one bullet of entertainment and five blanks.I do not mean to disrespect her. Not everyone is born with a deeper and more complex/resourceful soul to draw from. She is clearly doing the best she can from a very flat and colorless pallet.There is nothing that can be done now to replace her and save this series that could have been great. Because of Madeline, I am giving this two stars instead of one.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "A sickeningly loved-up, newly-married couple head off on a remote getaway for their honeymoon, but things get increasingly disturbing for Paul after he finds his new wife Bea alone in the woods in the middle of the night, with no recollection of how she got there.Plot-wise, Honeymoon is a fairly straight-forward, relatively old-fashioned horror, which is by no means a bad thing. However, the strength of this film is in the execution. The two leads are excellent, and the director allows the sense of dread to build gradually without allowing the story to drag; a difficult balance to pull off judging by the many films that fail in this respect.Although it's pretty obvious from early on, knowing the sub-genre of horror/sci-fi that this film belongs to in advance would remove the mystery element, so I won't mention it directly, but it's fair to say that it's a sub-genre with a strong allegorical heritage. Nonetheless it's still a testament to the elegance of the film that it feels as if there are numerous subtexts at play, in what on the surface is a simple and not especially original psychological horror.I'd be curious as to whether this stands up to a second viewing (not possible at the time of writing having caught this at a festival), as it's then that the better films of this type begin to reveal themes, references or other elements that you missed the first time round.I didn't know until afterwards, but the fact that this is writer/director Leigh Janiak's debut feature film is scary in itself. I'm looking forward to seeing what she does next.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I've sat through every piece of crap that the Sci-Fi Channel has put out for the last several years, but this steaming garbage pile just crosses the line between awful and insulting. For starters, all the characters are paper thin clichés; no attempt whatsoever is made at portraying realistic people. And the lead character, the sheriff, is the worst actor of the lot. I could live with that, but then there's the environmentalist preaching. The first 20 minutes of the movie are absolutely nothing but environmentalist preaching. But I was a good enough sport to stick it out and then what do I get? The anti-racist message. I mean, for the love of god. These people weren't even trying to make a movie, they were only interested in bludgeoning the audience to death with political correctness.That's just too much. I quit watching after 20 minutes. This is below my dignity. Let me guess what happens in the end: all the people who work for the oil company are killed off, with the owner of the place getting the most spectacular death, and the sheriff and the blond environmentalist (having previously shown no romantic interest in each other) start making out at the end?Gosh, sorry I missed that.",fear,Movies_Reviews "The Nutty Professor was somewhat of a disappointment. It had dumb lines, and bad acting skills. Some jokes were funny, and the special effects were good. 4/10",joy,Movies_Reviews "This show, and its a/b alternative ""The Bachelorette"", are easily the most pathetic, eyeroll-inducing, ""reality"" shows of them all. I can't fathom any good reason for wasting an hour of my life watching them, never mind a whole season. CBS should be ashamed of itself for promoting the ""dashing prince/beautiful princess"" fantasy. It's 2014, for Christ's sake. This isn't how solid relationships are built.The worst part is where they're interviewing the ""star"" in one of those moments where they're ""baring their soul"" accompanied by thoughtful music. You run away from people in your circle who tell you everything they're thinking, every time they're thinking it--here it's seen as deep. Blech. Even Jack Handey wasn't this emetic on SNL.Much is made in the fan mags about the couples resulting from this show. What they SHOULD do is a ""where are they now"" on the people who AREN'T picked and what work they're getting in Hollywood as a result of being seen on ""The Bachelor"" or ""The Bachelorette"", since that seems to be the real reason anyone puts up with this nonsense. I have nothing but contempt for the people who put this drivel on the air--in fact, I've wasted too much time writing this review.",anger,Movies_Reviews "This movie is very good. i think a lot of people just don't like it because Mariah Carey is in it, and singers who try to act get a bad rep. but the story of ""Glitter"" is actually sad and personal. and the end comes as a big devastating blow. it truly shows how being famous can ruin certain aspects of your life. i thought Mariah did a good job in this. I am one of her biggest fans, but even if i wasn't, i would still enjoy this because it really does have a strong story. Granted, she did a million times better in ""Wisegirls,"" but ""Glitter"" was her first leading role. give mariah a break!",joy,Movies_Reviews "I have a theory that if you can watch a movie twenty years or so after it was initially released, it's probably a good movie.A lot of folks complain that it wasn't ""the original"", and that's okay. The original is a good movie, and this doesn't really need to be it. Instead it takes a story, updates and tweaks it just a bit and creates a delightful world of it's own. Sure, there are a few plot holes, and yes, there are a few scenes that could have done better. But they aren't hell-worthy trespasses, and are forgivable for the sake of propelling the plot forward.Other than the spot on casting, which is enjoyable and fun and really well portrayed, what brings you into this film are the sets and sceneries. This movie came out before CGI was used to replace the world rather than augment the world, and so you have real sets in real woods and real costumed creatures, and it just pulls together nicely. The music fits incredibly well to capture the tribal setting that humanity has found itself back into without it being too anachronistic.All in all a fun, enjoyable film to watch, and much better than a lot of movies that have been coming out lately that force the narrative, rather than letting the story unfold.",fear,Movies_Reviews "This movie is extremely underrated. The plot moved quickly...it presented what it needed to and didn't drag on. The music was beautiful. There is an awesome dance scene which was refreshing...it was beautiful ballet combined with lyrical dance depicting the suffering that the main characters had gone through. Excellent movie. I have rewatching the dance scene because it is so emotional and beautiful and the music in it is beautiful too. Don't let the low IMDB rating scare you. I was pleasantly shocked. This gets a 10 from me!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Knocked Up is a comedy about pregnancy, love, and marriage, that has far more intelligence and emotional depth to it than somewhat its flippant title would suggest. Ben (Rogen) is a layabout bum who lives with his stoner friends, ""working"" on a celebrity porn movie website. Alison (Heigl) has just been promoted at E!, and when she heads out to celebrate, their worlds collide with disastrous and of course hilarious consequences.The comedy is clever and insightful, loaded with little self-referential moments and pop culture references (the Munich one is particularly awesome), and while it occasionally veers toward the puerile, the movie's subject matter ensures that the humour remains considered and intelligent for the most part. The performances are outstanding, but not just in terms of comic timing. Rogen appears built for this sort of balanced role as he realises that he has to grow up to meet the challenges of relationships and parenthood, and Heigl is just as effective as she learns to accommodate Ben's lifestyle and releases her grip on her career. The support from Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann is also brilliant. While their conflict-ridden marriage doesn't make them the greatest of role models for Ben and Alison, it certainly provides lots of laughs, and the clashes between Mann's overly paranoid Debbie and Rudd's laid-back Pete provide an interesting projection of how Ben & Alison's relationship could turn out.The Rudd & Rogen moments make for some of the movie's better lines, but their humour is finely balanced with that emotional depth that I mentioned before, making the characters far more than punchline machines, which benefits the movie immeasurably. The awkward intimacy of Ben & Alison's almost-forced relationship also provides touching and comic moments, as Apatow examines what happens ""when life doesn't care about your plan"". Even the serious, emotional scenes are laced with a sort of ironic, bittersweet humour, which again gives the characters a sense of realism but also makes the movie that bit more comfortable and reassuring.A subject that could have been treated with a crass touch, Apatow remains in tune with his previous effort, The 40 Year Old Virgin, and chooses to focus on the impact the pregnancy has on the lives of the characters, allowing their actions and interactions to create the comedy as they come to terms with their new situation. His light touch makes Knocked Up touching, insightful, and very, very, funny.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This movie really suffered from the over exposure of ""Beniffer"". Never in the history of motion pictures has a film been dead in the water before it ever made it to the big screen. Critiques were waiting to trash this film. Had it turned out to be the second coming of ""Gone With the Wind,"" they still would have trashed it. Fans, feeding off the negativity, trounced it as well. It never had a chance. Now that some time has passed and it can be looked at without the animosity and preconceived hatred of Ben and Jen, I think Gigli stands up pretty well. Let me say, at the time, I was not particularly a fan of Ben Affleck, nor was I then or currently a fan of J-Lo's singing or acting. I just thought the movie had a nice story, some funny dialog, and actually deserved better than it got from fans. For those who do not know, Affleck is Gigli, a wannabe mob stooge who is given the task of kidnapping Brian, the retarded brother of a government witness. Enter, Ricki, a lesbian assassin who is hired to ride herd on Gigli so he does not screw up. Gigli starts to fall for Ricki and she, despite her orientation, feels something special for him as well. The byplay between Affleck and Lopez is funny and its obvious they have chemistry (even if they eventually broke up). J-Lo's yoga routine alone is reason to own this movie. If there is a better explanation (and visual) of the difference between the male and female genitalia than the one J-Lo espouses while stretching in spandex, I have not seen or heard it. Justin Bartha (later to gain fame as Riley in the ""National Treasure"" movies) gives a pretty impressive performance as the mentally-challenged Brian. My biggest issue with this movie is the inclusion of Al Pacino as a gangster (talk about stretching yourself as an actor) At some point in his career, someone told Pacino that acting entails slowly raising his voice until he is railing at the top of his lungs. That's all he does in his movies. He just escalates his tone. That's not acting. That's a recipe for an ulcer. This movie is not going to change your life, but its also not going to end it. See it without the baggage of petty critics and People Magazine-influenced movie goers.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Salman Khan's song was great, other than that its one of the worst movie i have ever seen. Foolish fights and impractical comebacks by hero just because he is a hero.OK plot: the plot seemed feeble. It painted basically the idea that a bad guy(a goon and son of an alleged murderer),who was hated by the going to be father-in-law(an IG of police),kinda rejuvenates in love with a girl(IG's daughter).. I personally was looking for a better story than this one.not a great acting by the new comers, Sooraj and Athiya. Although i liked the acting, which was kinda mesmerizing as usual, of Aditya Pancholi.Overall the director tries hard to draw the film with bag full of emotions, which does not work out unfortunately.Looking forward, with a feel of giving a second chance to both the new comers, in their next film. Fingers crossed ! Best wishes !",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This is one film that will stop your daydreams of the ideals and give you a spank of reality. A good mix of laughter and pain, awesome performance of the casts, and the undeniable chemistry of the two leads. Salute to the director as well for the conscious efforts of feminist approach. Cinematography is excellent. This movie is one amazing experience. People need to detach themselves from the book and should see the beauty of the film on its own. Can't wait for the sequels.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This is the funniest movie I have seen in the longest time. It has become my all time favourite. I do not usually like to look at movies more than once but this movie has me going again and again. I have seen this movie no less than twenty times. I love the dinner scenes, especially Grandma on her recollections of her long lost ""relations"". It was really a scream at the Scream. I thoroughly enjoyed Reggie. He was unbelievable. So too was his singing. I hope the sequel is just as amusing. I think Eddie is a truly talented Actor in his own rights and I wish him all the best. I would really like to meet him though I hope he is not snubbish as are some actors/resses.",joy,Movies_Reviews "What madness is this? I just arrived from cinema and although the summer season has begun they showed me a movie which is not: • some random French or Russian comedy, • a sequel, • a prequel or at least origin story • an animation, • based on YA novel or comic book… • based on a novel or non-fiction book or some older movie • there's not even any superheroes or mutants in it, ferchrissake! Set during the last days of the Ottoman Empire and their attempt to wipe out as many Armenian people as they can, at its heart there is a love story – two guys (Oscar Isaac, Christian Bale) want the same girl (Charlotte Le Bon). The Turkish government would never allow a movie like this to be filmed on their home territory – it's said that the Turks have never acknowledged the genocide or their role in it. So it was all filmed in Spain, Malta, Portugal and USA. It has a big budget of 90 million USD and that money is well spent. The movie as a whole looks old- fashioned in a good way: majestic and poetic, also a bit nostalgic for the past „simpler times"". The story is also old-fashioned in a good way, which is to say the approach is populist – clearly black and white, we always know who the good and the bad guys are and nobody's choices are never questioned in broader context. But this kind of approach is not a problem when we have three leading thespians so able as Isaac, Bale and Le Bon. They put every nuance of the material to efficient use. ""The Promise"" is clearly an actors' movie and that's how it can be appreciated even if you personally do not care about that part of history. Some of the scenes with strongest dramatical impact are done even shortly and without any words, just a quick look, pause, and they move on. „The Project"" never dwells long on anything happening on screen, there's so much story to give and absorb in the 132 minutes it has. And yet thanks to competent direction and superb actors, it never feels rushed, there's always enough room for important things and people in the context of the story. I especially like the action scenes which are actually pretty small in scope, compared to most war dramas produced today, but it never feel that way. The suspense and danger surrounding the main characters is always real. I am not trying to step on anyone's feelings and underplay the seriousness of the genocide, but it can be said that the century-old suffering of Armenians is not the most well-known of historical tragedies, especially to the general English-speaking audience the movie is produced for. So having a big budget that enormous seems kind of risky. Luckily for the people involved, the project was fully financed by billionaire Kirk Kerkorian of Armenian extraction whose family had lived through the events depicted in the movie, and all the proceeds will go to nonprofits (ie, charity). A fun IMDb fact to end with. „The Promise"" premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival last September, but before the audience even left the theater, reviewers suspected to be Turkish government- sponsored trolls had submitted ca 4,000 negative ratings. That number quickly multiplied before the movie was released. Maybe that's why the IMDb score is pretty low, 5.9/10. All in all, it's a competent and confident movie from all involved. Even the main man behind the screen, the co-writer and director Terry George is not randomly chosen. His earlier magnum opus is acclaimed and Oscar-nominated „Hotel Rwanda"" (2004) about mass murder of Tutsi people in 1990's Africa. So it's like his second shot at the epic making glory in Hollywood. Here's hope the movie doesn't disappear unnoticed… although not having superheroes or even mutants is clearly a misstep!",anger,Movies_Reviews "This film is not brilliant in terms of plot however it does what it is meant to do - make you laugh! I admit that they are no comedian jokes just silly jokes like falling over and hitting a person with a baseball bat by accident.This film made me laugh quite a lot when I watched it because it made my family laugh too. These type of films make some kinds of people laugh, not all!This film is not designed for kids however I think that kids will enjoy this film more that adults as the film don't contain any adult jokes just pure silly falling down and clumsiness. I am giving this a fair rating which is 5/5 = Moderate/OK film!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I believe the reason a lot of people dislike this movie is because it really isn't a conventional horror. It's nothing like Slenderman or the Blair Witch Project. But it's got themes that I find very enjoyable. It's disturbing more than it is scary, and it's so aesthetically pleasing that I found myself wanting to move into the woods too - at first. The fact that the main characters were nature photographers really sets up the movie to have some wonderful scenery. Penny and Scott were a beautiful couple, and I loved the portions of the movie where they were peaceful and happy together. You expect the movie to start out happy and then fly off the deep end, like most horror movies do, but this one doesn't do that. Rather, it's set on a gradual increase, from peaceful to stressed to scary to insane. That might bother some people, but I found it very pleasing, simply because it wasn't quite like most horror movies. I absolutely love the way the conflict was carried out. For the first half of the movie, you genuinely expect Mr. Jones to be the main antagonist. But as time goes on, and you see the way he interacts with the main characters, it doesn't feel that way anymore. In fact, at some point, we find that the real antagonist is more of a concept than a physical being. The way that was developed was completely unexpected for the viewer. Again, that might bother people - they want a real antagonist, like an alien or a ghost or Mr. Jones himself. But in this movie, the closest thing we have to a physical antagonist is actually the protagonists. It's a complex idea, and I find it to be beautiful. I usually don't like found-footage films. They seem to always have the same concept. However, this one really resonated well with me. The aesthetics are beautiful, the concept is complex, the characters are well-executed, and the scary aspect is psychologically disturbing. If I had to name what kind of movie this even is, I'd call it an Aesthetic Thriller.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Martin Scorsese's Howard Hughes biography flies high and mighty when it does indeed fly--down on the ground, it's aloof, cold, a little slow, but you get the impression that Scorsese doesn't notice. He's an extremely self-satisfied filmmaker and doesn't bother to pick up the pace. He should have. When Hughes begins to deteriorate, the movie gets bogged down in the same red-tinged psychological muddle that doomed the entire midsection of ""New York, New York"". The period flavor--as with ""New York""--is careful but disappointing, and Leonardo DiCaprio is serviceable in the lead but nothing grander, nothing more than workman-like (his little boy voice strains throughout, cussing like a kid playing grown-up; his height doesn't detract however, and his weight and demeanor seem very correct). Cate Blanchett playing Katharine Hepburn is too fast at the beginning, but finds a more appropriate style; unfortunately, there's too much of her, and Scorsese's lighting fast editing fails him in this instance. We don't need to see Hepburn arriving at the movie studio, turning the lights on and meeting a handsome admirer. Whose story is this? The sequence around the Hepburn family dinner table is, however, a smash, and Blanchett is lovely in her period wardrobe. I didn't believe for a second the impersonations of Jean Harlow (very minor) or Ava Gardner (a big problem) ...and what happened to the ""Outlaw"" controversy? It seems to take place off-screen. The editing also slips in the final third, allowing scenes to run on too long, letting shots get ahead of themselves (as with DiCaprio behind the wheel of the Hercules, seeming to turn the plane too early). The music is great, the cinematography terrific, the thing LOOKS good. But it's a great big lump of expensive coal. ** from ****",anger,Movies_Reviews "YES! This movie is a re-make of an original french movie Taxi, in case you didn't know and a pretty bad one. If you are too lazy to read subtitles, well then I guess you are better off with this us trashy version. If you are not, then get the original from 1998 with Samy Naceri and Peugeot. It is sooo much better.The problem here is that for some reason, the bank gang just had to be a bunch of out of control Russian models. Yes! Beacouse that is going to happen! This movie is just an inch from these evil mafia walking around naked, it is hardly believable at all.Plus, I am sorry, but Queen Latifah is not really convincing as a racer person and in to the car kind of a person.Sorry, folks, I say you could just put less money into dubbing the original, than throwing them away for a poor try-out. I am NOT saying all this just because I am from Europe.",anger,Movies_Reviews "This movie deserves a 10. I have serious doubts that Peter Jackson will tell a Kong story as well as John Guillermin did. If a friend had never seen a Kong movie; I'd tell them to see this one. Why? Because once you've seen one Kong movie, then you'll know what's coming in the other ones. This movie has spirit in surplus. It's charming, action packed, beautiful, thought provoking, and heart poundingly scary at all the right moments. Logistically, it accomplishes many production benchmarks that most filmmakers only dream of; such as acting proficiency, cinematography, dramatic timing, locations, scoring, direction, script, story-telling and good budget. John Guillermin weaves all those elements together to produce a movie that will captivate you, if you let it. It's a movie so rife with differing symbolism, that you won't be able to keep it all straight. And though Guillermin did not invent the basic story, he successfully presents us with the complexity of it; which is the greatest aspiration of every movie. Complexity like: 1. The role reversal of man and pet, where the animal becomes the master. (Including where the master's relationship turns unhealthy) 2. The need that many creatures (including humans) have to be loved by people.3. Ironically, it's the sexy Dwan who teaches us that instead of indulging one's lust, that sympathy, respect and a friend with a positive attitude is what people actually need.4. The evil that results from humanity's inclination to exploit, and indulge our greed and self-centeredness.5. How man ought to strive for a noble management of his life and his surroundings, like the environment-conscious Jack Prescott.6. Kong and Jack share a resemblance. By the criteria of their own differing species, they are noble and innocent and both are victimized by the corruption of modern society.Excellent performances from all cast members. I've never seen a better performance from Charles Grodin; he's perfect in this movie. Jeff Bridges is as good here as he ever is. Jessica Lange is also spot-on as the air headed beauty that this story needs (For it's plausible that someone naive as Dwan could genuinely care for such a terrifying beast). You'll sympathize with all the main characters. And you join each of them as they strive to and approach their dreams; and except for Jack, they all achieve. But the actual glory is not what they'd hoped for; it's tainted bitter by a price. And Jack, pure of heart yet impotent, gets nothing but the trauma of watching events turn from bad to worse.Great film-making. The views, lighting, film grade, and overall production are top notch even by today's standards.",anger,Movies_Reviews "There is no doubt that Woody Allen wholeheartedly loves New York City, but his attempt to illustrate the city in a Fellini-like fashion results in making the city look touristy. Seemingly the film has influenced the younger generation of New York based filmmakers and even they have made homage to this film (i.e., Jim Jarmusch's Stranger than Paradise similarly consists of well-composed medium shots and has a resembling scene of four persons sitting in a theatre. Also, Spike Lee's She's Gotta Have It features analogous landscape montages and has an akin scene of the protagonist running to meet his lover). Ironically, these youngsters present the city in more genuine manners and give Allen's Manhattan an obsolete look.Though the portrait of immature middle-aged people who can't deal with their relationships might be real, who wants to see that? Especially, Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) soliciting his former 17-year-old lover Tracy (Mariel Hemingway) not to leave for London, after discovering his other relationship doesn't work, is unbearable to watch. All central characters, maybe except 17-year-old Tracy, have the same typical-Allen-like personas in their ways of thinking and behaving--Allen might have a dictatorship as a director and it causes the lack of the characters' diversity. The screenplay contains many cliches (i.e., Allen's voiceover monologue on the opening montage to depict the city as a book's Chapter One, several pseudo-intellectual lines such as Isaac's describing his friends as ""pseudo-intellectual garbage"" talking about ""existential reality,"" Isaac's line ""Trouble is my middle name"" after his prospective lover says she's troublesome, and so on). Cinematography by Gordon Willis is inappropriately beautiful; the gap between the aesthetic visual and the half-grown content generates an uncompelling, halfway style.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Director Joe Wright's adaptation of Leo Tolstoy's 1877 novel Anna Karenina is one of the most visually stunning and artistically bold films I've seen in quite some time. Wright places most of his plot within the confines of a dilapidated theatre and has his actors make use of the stage, stalls and behind the scenes areas when forming the sets of late Tsarist Saint Petersburg. Actors will walk from one part of the theatre to another with sets and costumes changing around them, all with the hustle and bustle of both a real theatre and lively city. It's a stylistic decision which was probably met with scepticism by studio bosses and the like but works incredibly well to bring to life the characters which themselves are so wonderfully written by Tolstoy.Joe Wright was lucky in a way in that he started off with a fantastic story, written by Tolstoy. This was then adapted by Oscar winning screenwriter Tom Stoppard who handed Wright and his cast a beautifully well crafted script which despite its complexities, rolls of the tongues of the talented cast. I have never read the source novel and have in fact never managed to finish any of the great works of Russian literature (the names don't help) so the plot was new to me. The themes of love, infidelity, trust and city vs countryside-life charge out of the screen and most are tackled very well. One area which I thought was slightly forgotten was the fascinating part of the plot regarding Levin (Domhnall Gleeson). Levin is in love with an attractive and highly sought after young Princess, Kitty (Alicia Vikander). His tale of love, family, hardship and politics feels slightly brushed to one side which is a shame as his arc also points towards the social upheaval which would greet Russia in the coming decades.The first half of this film was probably my favourite half of any I've seen in the cinema this year. It whizzed along thanks to the dialogue, plot and interesting design. The problems that I have with some period dramas such as dull ideas and duller characters felt a million miles away as I watched, transfixed with a smile on my face. The highlight of the entire film for me was a ball in which some of the central characters danced. This was a scene full of careful manoeuvring, examination and lust as the two lovers become intimate for the first time. Onlookers watch on as Anna and Count Vronsky dance a waltz to an ever quickening pace. Kitty watches with horror as she sees the man she thought was hers slip away. The dancing itself is beautifully choreographed and came as close to art as I've seen dance be. Due in part to the nature of the story, the second half of the film doesn't quite live up to the pace or intensity of the opening half but is nonetheless interesting, dark and impressive.There are three things which make Anna Karenina one of my favourite films of 2012 so far. The first is the story, the second is the direction and the third is the acting. Every single member of the cast dazzles here with not one actor giving a misjudged or poor performance. The standout for me is Jude Law whose mild mannered and restrained performance is simply incredible. He maintains grace and dignity despite having a terrible spell thanks to Anna and Law manages to convey all of his emotions in a similar understated way to Gary Oldman did with Smiley in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. He also makes the audience feel incredibly empathetic towards his character. For an actress I'm not particularly fond of, Keira Knightly has somehow found herself with two excellent central performances in two of my favourite films of the year; this and A Dangerous Method. She feels like the go-to-girl for this type of role and is excellent although my girlfriend rightly points out that when she smiles, she looks like she's about to cry. Aaron Taylor-Johnson also gives a good performance, despite comedy moustache, as the dashing lover. He is believable as the swarve and arrogant cavalryman but is outplayed by Law in later scenes. It's funny to think that ten years ago it would probably have been Jude Law in the Vronsky role but he has matured as an actor in recent years and can carry off a character like Karenin with aplomb. Another standout is Matthew Macfadyen who plays more of a comedy character but plays it gracefully. Domhnall Gleeson is also superb as Levin.Despite the great acting this is the director's film. The style is so bold that at first I was worried that it wouldn't work but to keep a city as vast as Saint Petersburg inside one theatre then having the rest of the world to play with outside the city was a fantastic idea which was pulled off with pinpoint precision. There are flaws, for instance it felt slightly too long and some areas weren't given as much attention as I'd have liked (two contradictory statements I know) but overall Anna Karenina is a enchanting film and one of the best I've seen so far this year.www.attheback.blogspot.com",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I have nothing against love stories. I have nothing against epic movies. But this has to be the single most overrated film of the nineties. The story is one big cliche. The movie is dull and boring. All the performances are one-dimensional. the film is far too long and has a sort of fake depth that I hate. The landscapes are beautiful to make the film more impressive. But it fails.When you want a great love story, try casablanca.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "There are two moments of cinematic greatness in this film. 1)The home movie scene, and 2)the scene involving Danvers manipulating Joan Fontaine after the costume ball. But though these memorable instances attempt to cajole us into admiration during the viewing, the overall product beckons us to reexamine our initial wooing. There are a few other moments of atmospheric success, and Fontaine's initial arrival and exploration of Manderlay and its characters is interesting, but otherwise, the film is often mediocre, and sometimes even poor. Laurence Olivier is very stale and does not exude much of a presence, nor a riveting sense of charm. Fontaine is better, but her character is completely over-the-top. She seems well adjusted and interesting at first, then does nothing but shake and stand with lost eyes for the rest of the film. I know the situation is supposed to bring about such behavior, but it is just too much. The chemistry between the two characters is horrible. Perhaps that is supposed to demonstrate the awkwardness in their relationship. But, then we find de Winter really does love her, and he hates his dead wife. So while his madness translates well, his supposed love for her never does. Not even at the end. And hers for him feels impossible to get our heads around, since he never does anything but be rich and handsome to impress her. I know, I know, those are the dynamics of the relationship, and some of them are more subtle (e.g. de Winter probably goes for her because she seems sexually tame and timidly obsequious), but it still does not feel right in the end. The characters' actions are too shortsighted for the overall plot.The film often has no momentum, and drags on forever. The entire opening courtship can be eliminated since it is not efficacious in convincing us of much romance anyway. Then there is the second part, where Fontaine slowly learns the secrets of Manderlay, and though this probably is the best part of the film, it still never feels like it is building to a climax, even though every scene attempts to convey a bit of foreboding intrigue. Instead, it becomes monotonous; precisely because every scene is exactly the same. The end feels like it should approach soon after Danvers diabolical rant. Then there is Olivier's admission, and it feels like it should come again. But again it doesn't, and when the ending finally does come, it is of such an enormous magnitude that it feels too brief.Then there is the story, which I believe has a couple of plot holes, and realistic dilemmas, though I cannot say with absolute certainty. The film has a chance, but not without a reassessment of the script. Another chance at astonishing greatness blown.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I never saw the original so I can't compare the two but everything about this movie is pure genius. It is a fast paced movie with a lot of dry humor and sexual appeal (The sex scene is very explicit). You have to watch all of the details in order to follow the movie and it really makes you think! I think that Rene Russo and Pierce Brosnan have an excellent chemistry together and Denis Leary makes a great cop who though starts out bitter, softens up quite a bit to someone you end up liking. The music is excellent especially Nina Simone's ""Sinner Man"" and the song from the original movie ""Windmills of your Mind"" The scenery is beautiful the effects are great and it is a movie that you will want to watch over and over again.",surprise,Movies_Reviews "This is what horror is all about.Not your music video, hip-hop editing, glossy, PG-13 flavor of the week popcorn BS. This IS hardcore.If you want to see a horror movie that doesn't look away, that stays in the room long after every other movie has squirmed to some other reassuring shot- then you need to watch this movie.Eli Roth shows that he's not a one off- he's a true innovator, the future of the genre, and I hope he inspires many others in reviving Horror from the Kevin Williamson-esquire lull (which was good in the beginning) back down to the depths of visceral balls-to-the-wall hell ride it should be (not a Disney theme park ride).You know there's hope when Tarantino is the Exec producer! Watch this movie Pre-neutered (un cut!) if you can. My real fear now, is that the censors will cut this movie down to the opening half hour.",anger,Movies_Reviews "....this is ghastly. I only watched it with half an eye as I had some work to do and couldn't justify snatching the remote from Mrs Mac.There seems to be many of you out who adore the formulaic rom com, and if that's your poison then I guess you'll like this. But - and this is a big but - this is so tragically weak compared to Four Weddings, Notting Hill, Love Actually and Bridget Jones that you really shouldn't ruin your genre enjoyment by watching this.I'm pretty sure this was thrown together by a middle management executive at whichever studio produced it, where bottom line was the primary reason for commissioning it.""Two top stars, keep them as typecast as possible, keep the budget under $100M including the promotion and we'll make $50 Million""A waste of talented actors, a waste of half my eye for 90 minutes and a waste of your time if you ignore this.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I guess if you don't mind the erratic behavior and the total lack for common sense (and the not ""seeing the signs"") or the not reacting appropriate to a crazy situation, then you might be able to really enjoy this. Because the camera is good in this and the general mood it might be able to create (see above) if you can get into it, is not that bad. Unfortunately, I was not able to do so. And while I heard this was a sort of a great movie not many people have heard of, IMDb stats prove to differ on that too.The performances are OK, considering the leap of faith one has to make to accept the decisions (newly wed or not, Honeymoon or not, there is a point you do something about other than just sit still) they are making. The finale saves this a bit, but it's still undermined by everything that went on beforehand",joy,Movies_Reviews "I'm not a fan of most comedies. I love to laugh and I have a good subversive sense of humor, but most American comedies leave me especially cold. So I decided to read up on what the critics had to say about ""Knocked up."" They all loved it – overwhelmingly so! I was very disappointed! Not just in the movie but in the critics! Usually I can go to Rotten Tomatoes and agree with the average rating given by the dozens of America's critics. Maybe it's just a generational issue. I'm geriatric; old but not yet ancient. Maybe if I'd seen this when I was twenty or thirty I would have found it hilarious. Maybe most of the critics are young too; actually I'm sure they are. I really don't want to have to read AARP's movie reviews, because I know lots of old fogies who wouldn't be seen dead in movies I like. What I discovered – too late – was that people over 45 gave this movie thumbs down. So I was right, it is a generational thing. Young people like to watch themselves and humanity portrayed as shallow; feckless; and amoral. Us older farts are bored to death by it. Watching a movie about men permanently stuck in adolescence leaves me cold. It's the same with watching movies about drunks or drug addicts. What's funny about emotional retards? There's no pathos about pathetic people! The one organ that can get us to evolve is the Brain! Watching people abuse theirs sobers me right up, and that makes laughing hard! Watching a movie about a vibrant, gorgeous woman apparently not intelligent enough to know what her zillion other options were, other than to have sex with a Neanderthal – even when she's not seriously sh*t faced – and then to try and make it work with the moron set my teeth on edge! What's funny about stupidity?But then this is the woman who plays ""Izzy"" on Greys anatomy, the one who fell in love with a terminally ill patient of hers, killed him off while trying to save him, and is now in the arms of the only married friend of hers! Not the sharpest morality wise!Watching Kathy Heigl diminish her star quality in this way saddens me. It reminded me of Jane Seymour's embarrassing fling in ""Wedding Crashers."" She's young and she'll go on to better things – I hope.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "The fact that I could be entertained by another one of these animated talking animal movies is a miracle. Is this number 1000 over the past 2 years? I just love English sarcasm, wit, dryness that strikes a chord in these old bones. The great news, nobody was in drag.During the movie, there are inside English jokes that Americans may not understand such as ""England loses on penalty kicks"" which is a modern football tradition in the UK and the English love of knick knacks. The singing slugs don't do it for me but the kids liked them.I highly recommend this movie even if you are sick of computer animated talking animals.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "In 1877, in Paris, rats save a baby from death and raise him in the underground of the Opera de Paris. This child becomes The Phantom of the Opera (Julian Sands), a half-human half-animal breed, who falls in love for Christine Daaé (Asia Argento), an opera singer initiating her career. He disputes her love with the aristocratic Baron Raoul De Chagny (Andrea Di Stefano), sharing Christine that equally loves them both.This Dario Argento's bizarre version of Gaston Leroux's classic novel really does not work, and probably it is the worst movie of his filmography. I believe he tried to create a gore and Gothic atmosphere, but the screenplay is awful. The nasty origin of The Phantom is quite ridiculous, with the weird Julian Sands being created by rats, but playing organ very well and not wearing mask, as in the other versions. Asia Argento is simply horrible in her character of Christine, with a terrible dubbing of the operas. Her mouth is not synchronized with the voice of the singer, and she does not show any vibration of feelings in her role. Most of the lines in this story are very ridiculous, and the way Christine falls in love for The Phantom is amazingly pathetic and silly. The Phantom comes to her, introduces himself with an absurd sentence, and she immediately has a crush on him. The actor that performs the leading gentleman Raoul is not handsome, and really does not help our heroine to decide her sentimental fate. Last but not the least, how could a stupid man like Ignace, the rat-catcher, invent and build a sophisticated device like the one he uses to eliminate the rats in the underworld of the Opera? My vote is five.Title (Brazil): ""Um Vulto na Escuridão"" (""A Shadow in the Darkness"")",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Wow, I think the overall average rating of this film on this site is incredibly low. There's really no reason to dislike this film. ""Michael"" is a simple, but fairly original, and easily enjoyable romantic comedy. The plot involves a group of reporters/experts going to examine the mysterious appearance of an angel (John Travolta) in the midwest. The angel proves to be less saintly and more worldly than we would expect, and that's what makes it entertaining. His interest in women and the Beatles takes a new spin on the angel thing. The romantic side of this film involves Michael the angel trying to get Andie MacDowell and William Hurt together. The two of them may not have the all-time greatest on-screen chemistry, but they certainly have enough to make it work well. Everyone who has rated this film so low (a 5.4??), come on! The film is not that bad. In fact, I found it quite funny and memorable. Sure, it's not the best thing you'll ever see, but it's still good. This is a film I feel has been remarkably underrated. It's fun, romantic, and recommended by me.*** out of ****",disgust,Movies_Reviews "There have been many cinematic versions of Leo Tolstoy's epic novel ANNA KARENINA but for this viewer none matches the creative excellence and power of this very different version. Tom Stoppard wrote the screenplay for this adaptation and the work was directed with eye toward timeless artistry by Joe Wright. There will be some detractors who feel that cinema is cinema and stage plays are stage plays, but Wright's decision to combine the two works extraordinarily well. The flavor of Tolstoy's story and mood are maintained and yet made somehow more vital by Wright's electing to place this story as though it were happening on a theater stage (including catwalks, backstage, audience and theater boxes etc.) The story is theatrical and Wright embellishes the last of the Czarist days with great aplomb.The story needs no summary: Anna Karenina (Keira Knightley more beautiful to behold and brilliant in acting than ever) is married to Alexei Karenin (Jude Law in a tour de force acting role) and is happy in her station with her slightly cool husband but very warm young son. Then quite unexpectedly her eyes meet those of the wealthy Count Vronsky (Aaron Taylor- Johnson in a career making turn) and their love is immediate. The flirtation is enhanced by some of the most beautiful waltzing choreography on film. We are in St. Petersburg, Russia and divorce is something only a man /husband can initiate so as the love affair reaches a point of no return Anna must decide whether to bear the shame of a divorced woman or just be the mistress of the incredibly handsome Count and remain married. In contrast to the Anna/Vronsky duet is the passion of the country lad Levin (Domhnall Gleeson) for the aristocratic Kitty (Alicia Vikander) and throughout the story the two forms of love are paralleled. Anna becomes pregnant with Vronsky's child, an act that quietly infuriates Karenin as it makes Anna's affair public - a condition no one can tolerate in that society - and subsequently results in Anna's leaving her beloved son after she gives birth to the daughter belonging to Vronsky: Karenin will care for the child. The climax comes with Anna's infamous suicide and the story ends with all loose ends tied.The exceptionally strong supporting cast includes such fine actors as Matthew Macfadyen, Kelly Macdonald, Olivia Williams, Ruth Wilson, Emily Watson, Michelle Dockery, and Shirley Henderson. The luxuriant costumes are by Jacqueline Durran, the cinematography is by Seamus McGarvey, and the glorious musical score is by Dario Marianelli. A Stunning Film. Grady Harp",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Unpleasant. Watching this movie was by no means the best part of my day. With a movie, you have the chance to tell a story in a way that shines in the darkness, literally shines in the darkness- don't believe me, turn off all the lights and watch a movie, is there not a lovely blue light? This movie bares meager light. Charlie Murphy gets two writing credits for this movie but his humor which is so obvious on the Chappelle Show, is not to be found in Vampire In Brooklyn. Billed as a horror/comedy the movie can deliver on neither. Wes Craven seems out of his element, handling Eddie Murphy and the movie's tone ineptly. Funny, this movie is an Eddie Murphy vehicle but the only time the movie works is when he's off screen.",fear,Movies_Reviews Mallrats in fact was a studio film but it's still funny as hell. Kevin Smith has always been a genius and in this movie he contiues his genius in this very funny film. Look for the first movie with the hialrous Jason Lee as scene stealer Brodie Bruce.,sadness,Movies_Reviews I enjoyed the first and third stories but the second story and the end were not enjoyable for me. I think this is the risk they took but creating three stories but I do praise the way that they linked the stories except the ending. I feel like the ending was just put in to have an additional link to an earlier story when it was not needed.,joy,Movies_Reviews "This is one of the worst movies I have seen since Wes Cravens The Hills Have Eyes, it is a low budget rip off of The Decents. The acting is horrible, there are no characters to care about. I bought this second on blu ray real cheap, I thought I was getting a bargain but it is 84 minutes of my life I am never going to get back. There is only one gore scene in it that is good but it is only one, trust me this film is really stupid with stupid story, stupid characters and stupid cgi. It is not even worth the £1.50 I paid, I really was thing ""oh please finish"" The song at the end is OK I supposed, but take it from me you don't even want to watch it drunk, not even worth to put into Uwe Bolls bin.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "As action movies go, they don't get much better then this.The action scenes were amazing... I was sitting on the edge of my seat on more than one sequence. Of course some of it's a bit far fetched but come on... Aren't MOST action movies? James MacAvoy did an amazing job playing the average joe who is suddenly told he has the ability in him to be a ""wolf among the sheep"" I enjoyed his American accent. Angelina was great. She does very well in roles like this and even though she doesn't have too many lines she pulls off her character who TRULY believes in what she does very well. Plus, she's hot. I mean, I'm a woman who doesn't particularly even like tattoos and I have a crush on her.. ;-) In all I highly recommend this movie. Great summer entertainment!",anger,Movies_Reviews "Simply,""Taxi"" is awesome.I have seen the original ""Taxi"",and it's sequel,""Taxi 2"",which are both in french,and let me just say that this remake is so much better than the originals.Partly because it is in English and you can't get the originals dubbed,but also because the cars are more modern and attractive and that the villains are sexy European women and not men(but that might not interest some of you). In ""Taxi(2004)"" the main plot is about a good detective(who is a bad driver),and New Yorks fastest cab driver.They team up to catch a group of female European bank robbers,whose get-away car is a BMW 760 that can change colour. If you like car films such as ""The fast and the furious"", ""2 fast 2 furious"",""The Italian job(2003) and ""The Transporter"" you will love this, i know i own and love all those films and love ""Taxi"" also.",anger,Movies_Reviews "The title 'Bridesmaids' was a little misleading at first, me and probably everyone else who only heard the title was instantly thinking 'chick flick'. I'd like to make it clear right now, just because a movie has a female cast, that doesn't automatically make it a chick flick (not bashing that sub genre, just clarifying). It was a bit on the rom-com side, but most comedies are. Anyway, once the trailer started and i saw that the brilliance of Apatow and Feig were collaborating, i had to see it. From beginning to end i couldn't stop laughing, the cast was perfect, especially Kristen Wiig. It's as if the jokes were tailored to her comedic style, which is probably due to her involvement in the writing process. What was really great about this movie, which is a large part of any comedy movie being successful, Bridesmaids is infinitely quotable!! (supposed to be all caps, but IMDb told me i couldn't shout hahah but i love shouting!!!!). Seriously, i saw it a few days ago at an advanced screening, and haven't been able to stop talking about it. Instant classic, cant wait to see it again.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I'm sure this movie will be loved by all teenage girls, exactly the group of people Disney targets with this kind of movies. Personally I thought it was much too corny and oh so predictable, but I'm not a teenage girl of course.Imagine: Two 11-year old girls meet each other at summer camp. One comes from California and the other from London. They resemble to each other, not only in looks but also in taste. Of course they find out they are twins and that they got separated at a young age, when their parents divorced. The first wants to see her dad for the first time, the other her mom. They switch places and they will live with the other parent. Of course the girls want to get their parents back together but there is a problem. Their father has a girlfriend, which is of course an absolute bitch who hates the kids, but no problem: They will arrange a meeting anyway and do whatever is necessary to get them back together. From one thing comes another and of course they fall in love again...Perhaps it is just me, but I don't believe in this kind of ""romantic"" stories with a lot of pink ribbons around it and beautiful red hearts shooting trough the air. I guess that's not what girls want to hear, and certainly not 11-year olds. But no problem, they'll learn it later on.Even though I thought it was very predictable and way too corny it also had a good point: the acting. It really wasn't bad. That's also the reason why I still give this movie a 5/10. If I had been a teenage girl it would probably have been a 9 or even a 10",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Woody Allen has been churning out mediocre films for so long now that it's easy to forget how good some of his older films were. ""Manhattan"" is the product of Allen's ""mature"" 1970s phase, the phase that also produced ""Annie Hall"" and ""Interiors,"" and it's a wonderful film. It's not the plot that makes it singular -- it's typical upper-crust New York Allen, full of neurotic people in therapy cheating on one another and making mistake after mistake in their pursuit of what they think will make them happy. No, what makes ""Manhattan"" so effective is its style. Filmed in black and white (because, as Allen's character says in an opening voice over, New York is a city that has always and will always exist in black and white), the film is a love letter to NYC, and it suggests that the neuroses that fill its denizens are as much a part of the city's character as its architecture, culture and diversity. I would instantly be annoyed by the people that populate Allen's films if I met them in any other context. As it is, I can't imagine any Allen film (at least not one set in New York) without them.Grade: A",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This is a very interesting film on so many levels. It's interesting to see just how far ahead German cinema was of its American counterpart at this point in time. Although there is not that much talking in this early German talking picture - Fritz Lang resisted going to sound in the first place - what conversation that does take place is well done and natural sounding. Compare it with any American film from 1931 and you can't help but see the difference.The murderer, artfully played by Peter Lorre, has been killing children that have no link to him personally for months. The police, despite all of their efforts, are unable to catch him, mainly because there is no rhyme or reason in his choice of victims. At first there is a focus on the victims and the hole left in their families by their killing. Then, the film shifts to two normally opposed groups - the police and the underworld. After several months of no results by the authorities, the police are unhappy because it reflects badly upon them, and the underworld is unhappy because their activities are being disrupted because of the police doing constant raids in their efforts to capture the killer.In a particularly well-done part of the film the scene shifts back and forth between a conference of police and one of the underworld. They discuss how they are going to catch the killer. The police settle upon the idea of looking for people with a history of past mental problems that were pronounced cured and released. The underworld decides to enlist an invisible group - the beggars - to follow every child at all times and therefore catch the killer. Both groups focus on the right suspect, the question is - who gets there first? M is a fascinating film that raises many topics - the death penalty, a group of criminals that are criminals by choice causing less stress on society than a lone criminal that acts out of an uncontrollable compulsion, and the motivations of the authorities often being their own bureaucratic survival rather than the larger issue of ending a series of horrible acts against humanity.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Sweet Christ, this movie is awesome! It also has no production values whatsoever and is generally just very badly made. I honestly don't know how to rate something like this. I was entertained pretty much from start to finish, but I guess for all the wrong reasons. Writer/Director Casper Van Dien (Johnny Rico from ""Starstip Troopers"") shows some real audacity in how he handles the story: the evil witch has an army of zombies, gives shelter to a murderous sea monster AND rips a guy's head straight off (a guy who bleeds awful effects), that really ought to count for something. If you get to make your debut as a director with a movie about Sleeping Beauty and the first thing that comes to mind is ""hey, let's put in zombies"", you are entitled to some of my respect. ""Sleeping Beauty"" will have tremendous trouble finding an audience though: the movie's way too creepy and gory for the kiddies, but the title won't attract many fans of terrible B-movies either. It'll probably sink into obscurity very quickly like everything else The Asylum Studio makes, but I would say...unjustly? This terrible movie has something I can't put my finger on, something that makes me want to see it again someday (and I'll never ever find out what).",fear,Movies_Reviews "Nothing is new in this movie, very childish acting by both dabute lead Actors. Worst direction.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Bruce Willis plays a workaholic Walter Davis, whose brother Ted (Phil Hartman) sets him up with this gorgeous woman Nadia Gates (Kim Basinger).There's one thing about Nadia you should know, though.If she has even a little bit of alcohol, she loses control and becomes wild. The legendary director Blake Edwards directed Blind Date in 1987.It has a brilliant cast.Bruce and Kim shine together at the time they were both oh so young.Bruce turned 50 on Saturday and you could say he now has the legend value.In this movie he takes the lead for the first time. The next year, in 1988, he had an action classic called Die Hard coming. Next year there should be coming Die Hard 4.0, so can't wait to see that.Other actors do a great job too.There are John Larroquette as David Bedford, Nadia's ex, who's doing an excellent job and William Daniels, who's known as the voice of KITT in Knight Rider and George Feeny in Boy Meets World is marvelous.Phil Hartman, who is sadly gone now after his wife shot him in 1998, is wonderful.There certainly is a cast to remember.I remember the first time I saw this movie back in 1994.I was the biggest Bruce Willis fan at the time and I enjoyed this movie very much.These days it doesn't work quite as good, but it's still pretty enjoyable flick.It offers some great comedic moments that bring a grin on your face.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Mo' Money is lightweight and disposable, but if nothing else it does show that Damon Wayans was, at one point in his career at least, funny. Were it not for The Last Boy Scout this would be far and away his most watchable film.Strangely enough the filmmakers decided to build a comedy around a plot which at its core is a crime film. Naughty white guys have started a scam involving pre-approved credit cards issued to deceased customers (dead men tell no tales), and running up expensive tabs buying items to be resold at lower prices.Damon and his little brother Marlon (who is now in every second crappy comedy made) are John and Seymour, two small time scammers whose lives revolve around the pursuit of cash, as long as it doesn't involve real work.As Seymour says not once but twice to painful effect in the film ""A job ain't nothing' but work."" When John comes across a young woman for whom he harbours amorous intent, his pursuit takes him to the offices of a large corporation, where he decides the best way to further his courting process is to take a menial job as a mailroom assistant in the same building.To complete the tenuous plot connections the brothers are somewhat ""mentored"" by Walsh, the ex-partner of their deceased policeman father who coincidentally happens to be investigating the credit card scam, which happens to be going on in the new firm John just got the job with.Phew...Long story short, John gets involved over his head in the credit card scam and must find a way to extricate himself without further drama or police intervention, whilst at the same time allowing him to pick up (and later keep hold of) his love interest named Amber, who it must be said is a terrible actress who is given some painfully forced dialogue.But Mo' Money has precious little to do with the plot, it is a chance for the two Wayans to try on different personas in a series of scenes which are basically skits that serve only to cause amusement and do the bare minimum to justify the next scene, where they can do the same thing only different.Being an early 90s film and being that Wayans is a hip black guy he gets to wear a whole range of increasingly stupid looking hats (all of which are supposed to be cool by the way), and a garish collection of ""urban executive"" wear, which I guess were all fashionable at the time.The humour is largely based upon the larger than life characters in the film, many of them created by John as he runs his various scams early on, but some of them in the various bit parts that populate the rest of the cast. There are numerous throwaway lines and scenes-within a scene that try to scatter jokes throughout with about a 50/50 success rate, and keeping with that ratio thankfully the bonehead lines (and there are a few) are equally offset by some really good moments.Given that the PC craze was only just gaining steam in the early 90s there are a few thinly veiled race-related jokes that fall flat in today's environment, not so much because they are racially based but because they just aren't that funny to begin with.It seems that the only three ""straight"" people in the film that are not caricatures for comedy's sake are Amber, Detective Walsh and the bad guy...Now I considered it odd that a light comedy would even bother with the intrusion of a criminal sub-plot, especially one that justifies the murders that happen in the film, but if you are to have a bad guy, at least make him menacing, this is where Mo' Money definitely succeeds.The bad guy Harry Lennix, the head of security in the credit card firm, keeps things low key and doesn't resort to overacting his way through his scenes like the remainder of the cast. You are always guessing at what he might do next, especially as you know he is capable of acts of violence from early in the film, and you are just waiting for him to snap and do something.When he finally does it isn't his fault that the finale seems totally out of place in an 80′s flashback over the top sort of way, but the film had to end somehow, and turning Wayan's character into an instant quasi Bruce Willis must have seemed like a good idea at the time.Despite the dated elements of Mo' Money, and the fact that the crime elements seemed forced into what should have been a fluffy personality driven comedy I still liked Mo' Money.Final Rating - 6 / 10. Inoffensive, amusing at times and thankfully pretty brief. Mo' Money also harks back to a time when a Wayans could actually cause me to crack a smile, (Scary Movie, White Chicks etc killed that...).If you liked this review (or even if you didn't) check out oneguyrambling.com",anger,Movies_Reviews "It would have been nice if this Mila Jovavich vehicle had anything remotely to do with the original Dumas masterpiece, but alas, it seems too much to ask of Hollywood's dread cash hounds, who, like some sort of anti-Jesus, can magically transform the finest of wine into sh*t.I hope the angry ghost of Dumas defecates in their mouths as they sleep for foisting this god awful mess upon us. The only reason it merited any stars is because Ms. Jovavich is stunning, and the special effects were pretty. These were barely enough to rescue my PC from death by stomping after watching about half of this outrage.If you find yourself about to watch - save yourself!",anger,Movies_Reviews "This is a very surprising movie. It is surprising, that a movie, any movie, can be accomplished with such a modest budget.The plot is entertaining, I tried to imagine what it would look like if it was written as a book, and it sounded very nice. It represents a mixture of various myths, legends and tales, including ""The Beauty and the Beast"", ""Quasimodo"", ""Sleeping Beauty"" and, I believe, I detected some references to ""Red Heat"" - an interesting concept.The actors' play is very butaphoric, but after the first 5 minutes I somehow got adjusted to it.The really surprising thing about this movie is, that despite its ridiculousness, it is amusing. It is absurd and is fun. And I had great time watching it.",fear,Movies_Reviews "People seem to jump on the old' bandwagon when bashing Kong '76. It's not that bad!!! For '76 I'd say it was quite an achievement. Lange is great in it (and quite stunningly beautiful) and Bridges always rules. Can't go wrong with this version... don't believe the negative hype. I, for one, appreciate it when someone does a remake and actually interprets the story differently. Carpenter did it with The Thing and Cronenberg did it with the fly and both were amazing. I think this movies gets more negative comments because they are comparing it to the original, which back in its day was the first movie of its kind (Mighty Joe Young is still better!). For movie purists, the thought of remaking a landmark film is always touchy territory. Thus, they rip the remake. The core story is still basically the same, the writers just updated key elements that were pivotal 'classic' moments from the original (empire state building for one). Again the purists cry foul. Bottomline, see it and give it a chance... ignore the pompous so called ""experts"".",anger,Movies_Reviews "Wherever the story goes, this will be my final season of Revenge. Which started of as a great show, degraded to ... days of our life !!It becomes difficult to digest that something so good turned into a day time soap. The story line is gone and even the new ""cast"" member look and sound like they walk straight from the set of ""as the world turns"".There are 4 episodes left in this season. I hope they pick up the pieces from the editing floor, so they can bring it to an end. Season 1 was excellent. Season 2 can be considered as a missed opportunity, by not giving it proper ending. Season 3 was challenging to keep my attention span. Season 4 is an embarrassment! Let's do us all a favor and free up the time slot for something new and exciting.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I'm not a movie critic so, I won't get all analytical about the plot and production. It was a really good thriller that had us gasping and jumping...it was well worth the price of admission and a great way to spend our time! Highly recommend!!",fear,Movies_Reviews "I admit, the first time I watched Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, I didn't think it was very memorable in any regard. But now after viewing it the 7th time, I admit that it has very much grown on me. The characters of Sissy, Ms. Jellybean, and the Countess have become very endearing. And the romance between Sissy and Jellybean seems very sweet. Though the plot is very weak, I think the satirical humor more than makes up for it. Then there's the kick-ass soundtrack which features the tremendously talented K.D. Lang (who reminds me a little of Patsy Cline) at her best. I can't think of any movie that has ""grown on me"" after an inauspicious first impression, as much as Cowgirls has.",joy,Movies_Reviews "So, the only reason why I'm not giving this a one, is because it had so much potential. I thought when I first started the film, that it was made for kids, but then once I heard all the language, I realized quite quickly that this was just a really bad movie. Jennifer Tilly I'm not terribly surprised picked this film, however I was a little disappointed in William Hurt. The guy does have a few good roles under his belt, and this was a disgrace to his acting career.I'm not even going to give a synopsis of this film, just because it was so bad. It had good story behind it, but it was terribly written, not badly acted, that much I will give it, and the directing was alright. However the music was just awful, and it gave it that horrible 'B' type of film feel, and the location and cinematography just weren't very good. Very cheap and not well choreographed.I was disappointed to say the least, and was even more surprised that it was a comedy, after having seen the cover, which looked more like a thriller.I would NOT recommend this film, and discourage anyone from seeing it.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Director Joe Wright's adaptation of Leo Tolstoy's 1877 novel Anna Karenina is one of the most visually stunning and artistically bold films I've seen in quite some time. Wright places most of his plot within the confines of a dilapidated theatre and has his actors make use of the stage, stalls and behind the scenes areas when forming the sets of late Tsarist Saint Petersburg. Actors will walk from one part of the theatre to another with sets and costumes changing around them, all with the hustle and bustle of both a real theatre and lively city. It's a stylistic decision which was probably met with scepticism by studio bosses and the like but works incredibly well to bring to life the characters which themselves are so wonderfully written by Tolstoy.Joe Wright was lucky in a way in that he started off with a fantastic story, written by Tolstoy. This was then adapted by Oscar winning screenwriter Tom Stoppard who handed Wright and his cast a beautifully well crafted script which despite its complexities, rolls of the tongues of the talented cast. I have never read the source novel and have in fact never managed to finish any of the great works of Russian literature (the names don't help) so the plot was new to me. The themes of love, infidelity, trust and city vs countryside-life charge out of the screen and most are tackled very well. One area which I thought was slightly forgotten was the fascinating part of the plot regarding Levin (Domhnall Gleeson). Levin is in love with an attractive and highly sought after young Princess, Kitty (Alicia Vikander). His tale of love, family, hardship and politics feels slightly brushed to one side which is a shame as his arc also points towards the social upheaval which would greet Russia in the coming decades.The first half of this film was probably my favourite half of any I've seen in the cinema this year. It whizzed along thanks to the dialogue, plot and interesting design. The problems that I have with some period dramas such as dull ideas and duller characters felt a million miles away as I watched, transfixed with a smile on my face. The highlight of the entire film for me was a ball in which some of the central characters danced. This was a scene full of careful manoeuvring, examination and lust as the two lovers become intimate for the first time. Onlookers watch on as Anna and Count Vronsky dance a waltz to an ever quickening pace. Kitty watches with horror as she sees the man she thought was hers slip away. The dancing itself is beautifully choreographed and came as close to art as I've seen dance be. Due in part to the nature of the story, the second half of the film doesn't quite live up to the pace or intensity of the opening half but is nonetheless interesting, dark and impressive.There are three things which make Anna Karenina one of my favourite films of 2012 so far. The first is the story, the second is the direction and the third is the acting. Every single member of the cast dazzles here with not one actor giving a misjudged or poor performance. The standout for me is Jude Law whose mild mannered and restrained performance is simply incredible. He maintains grace and dignity despite having a terrible spell thanks to Anna and Law manages to convey all of his emotions in a similar understated way to Gary Oldman did with Smiley in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. He also makes the audience feel incredibly empathetic towards his character. For an actress I'm not particularly fond of, Keira Knightly has somehow found herself with two excellent central performances in two of my favourite films of the year; this and A Dangerous Method. She feels like the go-to-girl for this type of role and is excellent although my girlfriend rightly points out that when she smiles, she looks like she's about to cry. Aaron Taylor-Johnson also gives a good performance, despite comedy moustache, as the dashing lover. He is believable as the swarve and arrogant cavalryman but is outplayed by Law in later scenes. It's funny to think that ten years ago it would probably have been Jude Law in the Vronsky role but he has matured as an actor in recent years and can carry off a character like Karenin with aplomb. Another standout is Matthew Macfadyen who plays more of a comedy character but plays it gracefully. Domhnall Gleeson is also superb as Levin.Despite the great acting this is the director's film. The style is so bold that at first I was worried that it wouldn't work but to keep a city as vast as Saint Petersburg inside one theatre then having the rest of the world to play with outside the city was a fantastic idea which was pulled off with pinpoint precision. There are flaws, for instance it felt slightly too long and some areas weren't given as much attention as I'd have liked (two contradictory statements I know) but overall Anna Karenina is a enchanting film and one of the best I've seen so far this year.www.attheback.blogspot.com",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Paul W.S. Anderson's reboot of the Three Musketeers is one of those movies you should see with one expectation only: to be entertained without straining your braincells.It is an enjoyable adventure movie that never takes itself too serious, reminiscent of the first Pirates of the Caribbean film.The cast members seem to have enjoyed their parts as they display a mellow playfulness, with Orlando Bloom being the exception as he seems a little over-strained in his role as a bad guy. But even his helpless overacting can be overlooked in a movie that seems to be very self-aware about it's ultimate goal - to deliver two hours of mindless entertainment.Logan Lerman should be positively mentioned, because once you get over his haircut, he delivers a nice performance as the cocky, young hot-shot D'Artagnan, with a good sense of timing for his (mostly cheesy) onliners and a great agility in the fighting sequences.I thoroughly enjoyed this movie in 3D and look forward to a sequel. Recommended to anyone who appreciates silly entertainment with great visuals from time to time. See it in the cinema!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "First the good thing: The clothing made the female characters look really nice. They looked good... in a puppet way, though.I liked how Waltz didn't embarrass himself too much and how the three musketeers were ""okay"" characters.The thing is, the whole movie started as if it was a parody. The effects, the sounds, the ""characters"". As a fan of movies like the naked gun series, I can deal with parodies. However, the actors didn't seem to realise they don't have a real core. Beefing up the original by adding sky ships and machine guns was okay for me, the ""mission impossible"" like parts were fun to watch. I wasn't bored, I give them that.Still, Orlando and Milla were not easy to look at. I didn't like their parts at all and there wasn't any emotion. The love stories were really not worth the effort, because they didn't have any impact on me and were plot devices and things necessary, because some of them were part of the novel, but all in all they didn't amount to much.It was worth to be watched once, spending some time with popcorn in the cinema, but I am not tempted to watch it a second time.5/10",anger,Movies_Reviews "It is currently April 2, 2017. This movie has had 3 screenings and has not been out yet. Yet it has 92000 reviews with a 4.2 rating. Moonlight, which in February won the academy award for best picture and has been out for months has 117,000 reviews as of today. Do you think that maybe there is a consipiracy to try to sabotage this movie because the Turks do not want people to know what happened during the Armenian Genocide? They are stuffing the ratings with bad reviews so that people don't see this movie. The review organizations should better monitor their sites to get accurate reviews. A disgrace.",anger,Movies_Reviews "The scariest thing about this horror movie is that the end alludes to a sequel. 'The Cave' is really a disappointing action movie. A team of cave and undersea researchers go to Romania (one of these inexpensive places to make a movie, for now at least) and following a destroyed church enter in a cave that proves to be a realm of underground monsters. Or are they daemons? The movie never decides if it wants to be action, science fiction, or horror, it is a mix of all without salt or fun, and acted in a wooden manner. The best thing about the movie is the cinematography, but even the dark landscape of the cave becomes soon boring, because the film lacks pace and the characters are simply not interesting. Waste of time.",fear,Movies_Reviews "In 1963 Jerry Lewis wrote and starred in the original Nutty Professor, as a hopelessly geeky chemistry professor who invents a serum that transforms him into the smooth and inexplicably charismatic Buddy Love. Eddie Murphy has adopted this idea and starred as a tremendously obese but extremely intelligent professor who invents a serum that does the same thing. The make-up is a significant part of this film, since Murphy plays a total of seven different characters (only one of which he plays looking at all like himself), and it is done spectacularly. The dinner scenes at the Klump household are some of the highlights of the film; Murphy plays the entire family wonderfully and hilariously. There is something to be said for the clever editing that gives the illusion that all of these members of the dysfunctional Klump family are all siting around the same table at the same time, even though the whole family (except for Ernie Klump Jr.) is played by the same man. Way to go Eddie.However, despite Murphy's delightful performance as the Klump family, his antics as the excessively confident and loudly obnoxious Buddy Love get very tiring very quick. In particular I recall the scenes where he finds the act of an offensive comedian to be the funniest thing he's ever heard. The whole scene where he winds up throwing the guy in the piano is just too childish to pay enough respect to the hilarious original (except for when Reggie, the comedian, took his hat off. THAT was funny). The re-make of The Nutty Professor is a well-made comedy. It is very faithful to the hilarious original, yet it also has a personality of its own. The film's message is exactly the same as the original, but the subtle (and some not so subtle) differences between the two make it worth the time to watch them both. The 1996 version took the advances of special effects and make-up and used them to add to the original story and make a bigger (but not necessarily funnier) film.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Wherever the story goes, this will be my final season of Revenge. Which started of as a great show, degraded to ... days of our life !!It becomes difficult to digest that something so good turned into a day time soap. The story line is gone and even the new ""cast"" member look and sound like they walk straight from the set of ""as the world turns"".There are 4 episodes left in this season. I hope they pick up the pieces from the editing floor, so they can bring it to an end. Season 1 was excellent. Season 2 can be considered as a missed opportunity, by not giving it proper ending. Season 3 was challenging to keep my attention span. Season 4 is an embarrassment! Let's do us all a favor and free up the time slot for something new and exciting.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This one looks to have been given a hard time by some voters but really it is a fun and bizarre spin on the old tale. Not totally a period piece and not totally a horror film, it is quite unique among Argento films yet still has the individuality inherent in his auteur (of sorts) status. Asia Argento alone is worth the price of admission.Think Kamª",disgust,Movies_Reviews "The most infamous genocide in history, Adolf Hitler's murder of 6,000,000 Jews during World War II, was not the first genocide to take place, or even the first one of the 20th century. Nearly three decades before the term genocide was even coined, from 1915 to 1923, the government of the Ottoman Empire (present day Turkey) killed 1,500,000 ethnic Armenians within their borders. Under the cover of World War I, the Ottoman government carried out mass executions, subjected able-bodied men to forced labor and drove women, children and the elderly on death marches into the Syrian Desert. As with any human tragedy, personalizing the story brings about greater understanding of the events that took place. That is what the drama ""The Promise"" (PG-13, 2:12) attempts to do, drawing its inspiration from historical events and adapting part of Franz Werfel's 1933 novel, ""The Forty Days of Musa Dagh"", the first book that brought the story of the Armenian Genocide widespread attention around the world.Mikael Boghosian (Golden Globe winner Oscar Isaac) is from a small Armenian village, but dreams of becoming a doctor so he can be of service to his people. He is engaged to Maral (Angela Sarafyan) and, with the blessing of her and her family, plans to use her dowry to go to Constantinople (modern Istanbul) to study medicine. Mikael promises Maral that he will return to her as soon as he graduates. In Constantinople, he meets people who would later have a big impact his life, including fellow medical student (and son of an Ottoman military officer) Mustafa (Numan Acar), American journalist Chris Myers (Oscar winner Christian Bale) and Chris' girlfriend, a beautiful Armenian named Ana (Charlotte Le Bon), who was raised in France and is serving as nanny to the children of Mikael's uncle in Constantinople.As World War I turns Ottoman society into a military state, Mustafa helps Mikael avoid being forced into the Ottoman Army, based on his medical student exemption. This deferment is short-lived, however. When Mikael tries to help his uncle who has been arrested, he himself is sent to a forced labor camp. Mikael escapes and returns to his village where his mother (Oscar nominee Shohreh Aghdashloo) urges him to take Maral and hunker down in a cabin in the woods, unaware that Mikael has fallen in love with Ana. Meanwhile, Chris is jeopardizing his freedom and even his life by steadfastly reporting on the military rounding up ethnic Armenians. The intensifying Ottoman campaign against the Armenians causes Mikael to repeatedly cross paths with Ana and Chris, as they all fight to survive, to help the Armenian people and, ultimately, to resolve the very personal issue of their complicated love triangle.""The Promise"" is a powerfully engaging and enlightening drama. The film's story is similar to that of ""The Ottoman Lieutenant"", which was released earlier in 2017, but ""The Promise"" has a more widely and deeply talented cast. It also has a better script, written by Terry George (who also directs this film and previously co-wrote and directed 2004's ""Hotel Rwanda""), along with Robin Swicord. As deeply as the movie goes into the suffering of the Armenian people, it never loses touch with the individual human stories which drive its plot. There's plenty of drama on the personal level, as well as in the overarching political and military realms. The romance subplot, which could have ended up sappy or emotionally manipulative in the hands of a lesser director, further adds to the film's impact. Although the ""promise"" isn't as integral as the title implies, this is an otherwise exceptional film. ""A-""",anger,Movies_Reviews "Other than to steal money from you, this film is useless. It's the same old stale money-grab formula: a pale remake where some devoid-of-talent hack decides to ""re-imagine"" someone's else's creative work, and the predictable result is one of soon-forgotten cinematic dumpster garbage. Carrie may put a hex on these remake oafs, and Steven King should sue them as well for trashing his work so badly. The memorable and complex character that was tragically thrust into an evil circumstance that she couldn't understand and certainly could not control with bloody results, has now been tossed at us as some cell-phone texting half-wit who probably can't even spell her own name. About the scariest she gets is when she makes ""OMG"" goggle faces at a guy she likes. All of the Gothic references and artistic devices so brilliantly utilized in the original are absent in this mockery of the original.The acting is a joke; a cast that includes proved actors is wasted on a hackneyed script that tries to generate scares. It only garners ridicule and laughter from the audience. I blame the director for condemning this cast to failure with his lack of vision; he doesn't give them anything to do beyond arguing, screaming, and running around. You learn nothing about the characters, other than bad-teen and village idiot clichés tossed in at random.There are some cheap ""jump out"" scares and plenty of bloodbath exaggerations designed to keep you from falling asleep, but that's about as close as this mangled mess will get to horror movie entertainment.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Down to Earth is about Lance Barton, a black comedian who gets hit by a truck. He goes to Heaven and he gets to get another body. Lance gets the body of Charles Wellington, a white guy. So Lance does a few things in the body of Charles. The movie has a few laughs, but it's nothing special. It's a good movie if you're a fan of Chris Rock. Madagascar, the 2005 animated comedy, is better. This is a good movie, but Chris Rock has done way better things than this. It will only make you laugh about 4 times the whole movie. And it's not really laugh-out-loud funny. You'll laugh to yourself and you might giggle, but you definitely won't be rolling on the floor laughing.",anger,Movies_Reviews Much better than I expected it to be. There are a few movies about being trapped in an elevator and this is one that managed to keep me interested. Glad I watched it.,disgust,Movies_Reviews "How could it be the comic when much of Steel's early comic life was tied to Superman. Steel was one of the four possible Supermen who appeared right after Superman was killed by Doomsday in the comic book. There is no Superman, no Doomsday, almost nothing from the DC universe in the film, except the character itself.This is not a bad thing especially since the Steel comic could have been created with out having come from Superman. The plot line of where and how Steel comes to be is a close approximation of what a Superman-less origin might have been.I don't think its a movie that wants to be any more than it is which is a fun little romp in a super hero sort of way. Shaq is fine as Steel which he plays to the best of his ability. Allowing that the character never had much depth the central performance is everything it should be. The rest of the cast is a great deal of fun as they chew scenery and try not to take anything too seriously.So sue me I like this movie. Its a fun rainy day popcorn movie of the highest order. It had no calories and nothing in it will stick anywhere in your head.Try it. Its mindless fun.",fear,Movies_Reviews "i just watched the movie yesterday night and was surprised how the movie was not at all as bad as everyone is reviewing it...its a simple story of how one person tries to get his village noticed and on the map of India so that there problems can be solved... and the best way they come up is to show that there are extra-territorial activities happening in their area... so that everyone takes notice of their small village..though the start of the movie does look bad, boring and slow.. it picks up the pace after mins or so and you actually start enjoying the movie..my advice to all would be at least give it a shot and find out for yourself how the movie is actually...",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Ultimately too silly and pointless. Yes there is the gilded cage metaphor but probably most kids would miss that. Forgettable. Instantly.Animation is, as we have come to expect, super-real. The plot-line could best be described as thin but tenacious. Although the ending seemed arbitrary to me.The sewer underworld is a suitably disgusting reflection of the world above and, somehow, wealth and money seem to count for a lot there too. Oh yes, and there's a romantic interest with the female being the smarter, more savvy and go-getting of the pair - this in itself is rapidly becoming a tiresome (anti) stereotype. Probably your kids will love it though.",disgust,Movies_Reviews """Sex and Death 101"" tries to be so many things at the same: a romantic flick, a dark comedy, a mystery-drama and a highly philosophical movie in the vein of ""Matrix"" (even including a white room where existential questions are discussed). Well, as I've said in the headline, the movie definitely does have its intriguing moments and there are quite a few meaningful lines in the script.However, ""Sex and Death 101"" is too volatile to really be successful in any of the genres it touches. The story takes a thousand twists and turns. It's too cynical to be romantic, too shallow to be profound and too erratic to blow your mind. Characters are introduced and forgotten about in 10 minute-intervals and all of the main characters' friends just kind of disappear at the end, when Winona Ryder's character finally comes into the picture. Make no mistake, Ryder doesn't play a huge role in the whole movie. Her character seems awfully constructed and forced into the script. When the whole story is finally resolved it doesn't really make sense and leaves you totally uncertain of what the hell it was you just saw.""Sex and Death 101"" isn't the worst movie you could rent, but it's certainly pretty strange. I don't even know whom to recommend this to. Fans of Winona Ryder will not be happy with the little amount of screen time she gets. Friends of romcoms will find fault with both, the amount of rom and of com in this. To enjoy ""Sex and Death 101"" you probably just have to accept the fact that you don't know what you're gonna get. And, hey, that's kind of what the movie is about, too, I guess.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I cannot ignore the influence Quentin Tarantino's script had over the style of direction in ""True Romance"". The scary part is, if Tarantino had directed, it probably would have been even better. The sacrifice he made ended out being well worth it though. The good acting from a strong cast completed this great movie. Christian Slater's wardrobe however, steals the show. 8 out of 10.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "The Script: Horrid and Stilted. The Acting: Horrid and Stilted. The Costumes look like a cross between ""bring your own"" and bad Renaissance Faire rentals. The Music was ridiculously melodramatic, as though they thought that would help the audience to care about what was happening. The castle set looks like they were filmed in someone's backyard with about half a dozen extras trying to look like a ""kingdom"". There is about as much emotion as a chess match. While the Sleeping Beauty story is one of my all time favorites and I have seen and read almost every Sleeping Beauty story, book and film, I couldn't get past the first 20 minutes of this awful, awful film. Don't bother.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I wanted to see Tolstoy but instead I thought I saw Mel Brooks. This movie could be renamed Springtime For Anna. Except it wasn't funny. A great cast poorly used in a pretentious adaptation. Jude Law did well with the material given. Keira Knightley, always a pleasure to look at, was miscast in this one. Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Vronsky reminded me of Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein. The switch from stage play scenario to movie scenario only confused the plot. Thank God Tolstoy is not alive to seek legal recourse. I wonder how IMDb could give this film a 7.0. Some nice visuals all that can be said in its defense.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Warner Brothers decided to kill off their cycle of gangster films with WHITE HEAT. A pity perhaps but what a film to end their success on . Cagney will always be remembered for playing gangsters and Cody Jarret is his most memorable performance , but Ivan Goff and Ben Roberts script is nearly as memorable as Cagney due to its high level of intelligence . I especially liked the way the gang tried to test Fallon by leaving the photograph of his wife on the table in the prison cell , little touches like that make WHITE HEAT a classic . If it was made nowadays we`d get bad language , graphic sex, bloodbaths and post modernist references to pop culture . Well you can keep all that Quentin Tarantino rubbish , this is how a good film should be made . Top of the world",disgust,Movies_Reviews "There are two things that make this film one of the best made in the last few years- characters and music. I am personally not a big fan of 70s music, but it is used very well in this film, most of my favourite scenes are made all the more memorable by the music, which includes America (Simon & Garfunkel), Tiny Dancer, Mona Lisa's and Mad Hatters (both Elton John), River (Joni Mitchell) Paranoid (Black Sabbath) and Feel Flows (The Beach Boys) Most of the actors and actresses in this film give the performance of their lives, Frances McDormand being especially comical as William's mother, and many of the best moments are all hers. William himself has an endearing quality about him to the audience, and I'm surprised I haven't seen Patrick Fugit in any other films since this one. A great film, and the Directors Cut DVD is well worth the money, especially for those of you (like me) who had previously only watched the UK version.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Diana Agron is a ""Goddess"" to me I feel obligated to watch everything she is in. I agree with the previous review. The Editing was Terrible in this film. The pacing was off, scenes went on forever. The Story was actually not that bad, it could and should have been a better film. Also the description on the back of the DVD cover is incorrect. I says ""a group of high school friends aproaching the graduation decide to spend some time in the woods the find an abandoned fort where Blah, Blah, Blah. there is no need to continue, because none of this happened. The description on the IMDb site is more accurate. The Cinematography wasn't bad. Again great potential but it didn't get their.",anger,Movies_Reviews "The second movie I saw today was none other than Russell Brand's Arthur, the remake about a millionaire with lots of toys and lots of empty glasses. When I first saw the trailer for this movie I rolled my eyes and thought, ""Great date movie to have teens make out in."" Fortunately I was wrong and instead was very pleased with the results I saw in this remake.Let's start with the positives: The first positive was how dynamic Russell Brand was in this movie. Up until now I had only seen Brand act as a wise cracking rabbit, a computer graphic dork, or an insane party boy that liked drugs, booze, or acted strange. In this movie he still had a lot of alcohol involved in his character and played the same part the same way we have seen him do a hundred times. However this time, we get to see Brand take on a character that is truly in love, which is quite often in this movie. The director of this film brilliantly integrated the drunk nature of Arthur with the true love side, which forced Brand to have to explore his acting dynamics in this film. I'm happy to say that he did this quite well and really made Arthur a believable human being. However, this movie would not be nearly half as good without the talents of Hellen Mirren and Greta Gerwig who played the nanny and love interest respectively. The group dynamics played between these three was fantastic and formed an interesting relationship. The constant struggle Arthur faced to listen to his heart and to his nanny, really made the situation seem real. Although it was a little extreme, the choice Arthur had to make is similar to the crucial decisions the typical human has to make. It's not always easy and there are times where you may think everyone else is correct, but in the end you have to figure out what is right. Thus, the characters were very believable. The acting was also great in this movie, which further added to the believability of this movie and made the movie feel real. It wasn't overacted as we have seen in a lot of recent romance and drama movies as of late, and it wasn't all about touching and caressing as Twilight constantly does. Another positive was the quirky nature of the dialog, the large quantity of one liners, and the constant spoutings of Mirren's character. Other positives about this movie were the fast pace of the movie, the dynamic toys and settings that Arthur dwelled in and the rest of the cast having great support.Weaknesses: Perhaps the biggest weakness of this movie is the predictability of the story. It's another romantic comedy where the protagonist pines after one girl and you can probably guess the ending. Other things that were not expected from the trailers were quickly predicted by the dialog and hints given by the scenes. Another weakness was the whole Garner drunk scene where her hammered nature had using sloppy, slutty dialog that reminds me a lot of some of my friends. It was really not my kind of comedy, and reminded me more of a big budget glee scene. However, others may like it. Other people may also get tired of the constant alcohol usage in the movie. It seems that the source of Arthur's comedy is being drunk and eventually it can get a little tiring, of seeing him stumble or sound like he is in ecstasy. Other than that there was little I could think of that really made this movie weak.To sum it all up, Arthur was a fun remake that I thoroughly enjoyed and laughed at. I felt the group dynamics were well played, the acting was for the most part solid, and the story was pretty well driven and fast enough to not bore you. There are a lot of one liners and alcohol humor and again depending on what makes you laugh and your tolerance for one liners you may or may not get annoyed. Overall I would probably give this movie an 8.5, but I'll give it a nine at most. Until next weekend enjoy and email me at rgkarim@mail.roanoke.edu to help me become a better editor.",anger,Movies_Reviews "From the many ridiculous negative reviews it is easy to see this film pushes quite a few buttons. Frankenheimer was a master film maker and this one is no exception. Chock full of messages, metaphors and allegory on man's ignorance and arrogance, this film is very much worthwhile seeing. It remains one of my favorites after multiple viewing but it is not light fare or ""entertaining"" in the Hollywood sense. Brando and Kilmer are masterful. Cinematography and make up are superb. It will make many feel uncomfortable but give it a chance. This is not a snack, it's a serious meal and you have to be in the mood for that. Enjoy.",fear,Movies_Reviews """Miss Congeniality"" is a fun little comedy with Bullock at the center playing an FBI agent who has to go undercover as a beauty pageant contestant. Bullock is finally in her element in this flick which sports a lively screeplay, a clever script with lots of ""call backs"", and a good supporting cast. A must see for Bullock fans and a fun watch for most others.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Raised by a family of wolves since birth, Mowgli (Neel Sethi) must leave the only home he's ever known when the fearsome tiger Shere Khan (Idris Elba) unleashes his mighty roar. Guided by a no-nonsense panther (Ben Kingsley) and a free-spirited bear (Bill Murray), the young boy meets an array of jungle animals, including a slithery python and a smooth-talking ape. Along the way, Mowgli learns valuable life lessons as his epic journey of self-discovery leads to fun and adventure.Disney Picture is the best company in making top and number 1 family movies.Everything is excellent about this movie.I guarantee you this top movie will win too many Oscars.",joy,Movies_Reviews "After revisiting the first one I had to follow it up with this. It's basically hitting the same notes as the first movie, except notes instead of the wilderness, we're hitting the big city as the lovable pets traverse the urban landscape of San Francisco.This is still a fun ride. We get introduced to a bunch of new dogs and go on some fun adventures. One of our main characters may even fall in love! It's got a moderate case of sequelitis that prevents it from fully living up to the first, but it's still a fun experience.Fortunately, if you liked the first this should be enjoyable as well. And they're currently both available on the same streaming service, so that's a plus. If you check out the first and it's not for you, there's no reason to watch this one though.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "It is currently April 2, 2017. This movie has had 3 screenings and has not been out yet. Yet it has 92000 reviews with a 4.2 rating. Moonlight, which in February won the academy award for best picture and has been out for months has 117,000 reviews as of today. Do you think that maybe there is a consipiracy to try to sabotage this movie because the Turks do not want people to know what happened during the Armenian Genocide? They are stuffing the ratings with bad reviews so that people don't see this movie. The review organizations should better monitor their sites to get accurate reviews. A disgrace.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Well, I usually try to maintain at least the minimal level of objectivity in my reviews, but in this case I find myself unable to do so. The first review that loaded when I opened this film's page complained about the ""cliched"", ""nauseating"" and ""painful"" acting and portray of romance. I am happy to say that I found that review to be as far away from the truth as possible.Call me a hopeless romantic, but I like saying beautiful scenes of true love and romance. The first half of The Honeymoon gives us just that - a beautiful couple who found their missing piece in each other, getting married as a celebration of their undying devotion and going away on a honeymoon. Slightly corny? Perhaps. Clichéd? We'd wish, not nowadays... I personally found it to be touching, moving and eye-watering. May we all know such love in our lives.Then there's the acting, which I found to be not half bad! I think the entire cast of four has done an excellent job. Rose Leslie is great as the loving new wife going through something supernatural she doesn't yet comprehend. Harry Treadaway is a profound loving husband having to deal with the sudden terrifying change in his newlywed wife. Lastly but not least, Ben Huber and Hanna Brown, with the few minutes of camera time they have received, have done exactly what they were supposed to do and exactly the way they were supposed to do it, right on the spot!As for the script - I'm not sure I'm really happy with the story and supposed twist. I didn't feel like the outcome justified the build- up (which was excellent), and I can't help but rule that this film suffers from the bane of the Horror genre - an anticlimactic ending. Having an at least 8.5 rated acting with a no higher than 5 rated story is what made me decide the overall rate of the Honeymoon, seeing as how the acting and story are pretty much the only features worth mentioning for a devout Horror fan viewer such as myself.All in all, you could find Horror films that are more frightening and horrific, and simply better. But I doubt you would find one more romantic, and we may have just witnessed the birth of the Romantic Horror sub-genre. Regardless, I thing the film is definitely worth watching, especially for couples who enjoy Horror and don't expect every film to be a phenomenon. Let us also not forget that this a single location low budget film, that still succeeds in being fun and not that bad! I say, as always, watch it and judge for yourselves.",joy,Movies_Reviews "This is how it should be done, an exciting, exhilarating movie with great acting and a terrific script which grabs a hold of you and never lets go. Mel Gibson is fabulous (I'd almost forgotten he could act after all those lame Lethal Weapon movies). Gary Sinise, Rene Russo, and Delroy Lindo are equally superb. The viewer is always kept on the edge like you're a member of the Mullen household waiting to see if Tom will ever see his son again. Five stars *****",fear,Movies_Reviews "Sure James Cagney, as the psychotic Cody Jarrett (a regular, little momma's boy and migraine-headache victim), may have been ""On top of the world!"" in terms of his own overall exhilaration - Yeah. That he may have been - But, for me, while watching White Heat, I certainly wasn't anywhere near that level of nirvana, myself - No. Not by a long shot.Over the years I have been told, time and again, that White Heat was, in fact, a true ""Classic"" of 1940s Crime films. Well, in my opinion, the only way that I could ever call White Heat a ""Classic"" would be solely in terms of its disappointment factor. I mean, to be fair, White Heat wasn't awful, but, then again, by the same token, it sure didn't live up to its ""so-called"" legendary reputation, either.For one thing - White Heat was way-way too long for my liking. About a good half an hour could've easily been trimmed from its running time. Yeah. That whole inexplicable focus on Cody's stay in prison became totally tedious beyond words.Another disappointment in White Heat was Cagney's less-than-electrifying performance as the psychotic suck, Cody Jarrett. I mean - A few face-slaps here, a couple of ""Shuddups!"" there, some agonized head-holding, and a string of predictable wisecracks certainly didn't add up to a very interesting character, in my books.Cagney was 50 at the time of this film, and if his character was really supposed to be this insanely devoted momma's boy that he was, then I could never-ever, in a zillion years, be convinced that he could've ever landed himself such a hot, young and (fairly) understanding wife like Verna (even if she was just two-faced white-trash). No way, Jose. Like, please spare me having to suspend disbelief about Cody by that much. OK? All-in-all - White Heat was mediocre movie-entertainment. Like - C'mon, all you vintage movie fans out there - Let's face it - There are, by far, so many other 40s Crime films out there that can, and do, surpass this one by a literal country mile.",disgust,Movies_Reviews """You probably think I'm too cerebral,"" Diane Keaton tells Woody Allen midway through this acclaimed film. Had that remark been made to me, I would have said, ""No. Just pretentious."" It's a verdict I would reach concerning all of Allen's overrated 1979 film, the first in which he starred since the Oscar winning ""Annie Hall."" Here, he continues the wearying pseudo-intellectual tone of that earlier film, but while ""Annie Hall"" compensated for its pretentions with an abundance of humor, much of it aimed at pseudo-intellectuals (Allen apparently does not recognize himself as a member of this group), the laughs in ""Manhattan"" (and there are plenty of them) are unintentional. As usual, Allen's characters speak in the vernacular of dime store psychologists and art critics, repeatedly referring to ""hostility,"" as well as Freud and Bergman--Ingmar, of course, not Ingrid, although I doubt that any of these smug characters could say an intelligent word about ""The Bells of St. Mary's,"" let alone ""The Seventh Seal."" ""I'm beautiful, I'm bright, and I deserve better,"" Keaton says at one point, but her self-assessment would be more accurately applied to Meryl Streep who, as the wife who dumps Allen for another woman, IS beautiful, bright, and certainly deserving of something better than this mess concocted by a man whose character is described as someone who ""longed to be an artist but balked at the necessary sacrifices."" In ""Manhattan,"" Allen balks like never before, dishing up superficially ""deep"" subject matter, but lacking the insight and, I suspect, the experience, to adequately probe it. Allen, the aloof and reclusive New Yorker, has made an arty, though not artistic, vanity production that demonstrates a poor grasp on any life outside his own snobby circle. And, like a circle, ""Manhattan"" doesn't end, it merely stops, dead in its tracks. It is, however, his second funniest film. (The funniest, by a long shot, is ""Interiors."")",joy,Movies_Reviews "Not bad, not bad. I read reviews that criticized the cliche-ness of this movie, and I can see their point. At times the plot made the characters a little bit annoying. But hey-- story cliches often become that way because they speak to universal ""truths,"" or at least things that interest bunches of people over of time.This movie is interesting-- it is engaging, and even touching at times. I DID care about the characters throughout the story. I wanted to see how things would work out for them, and I wanted them to win. Sure, the plot is kind of predictable-- but the energy kept the theme in the forefront, and I AM interested in the theme presented here-- love, taking risks, courage, and all of that. The women actors were wonderful-- hot, sure, but also outrageous in an innocent kind of way. I had the sense that none of the characters in the movie, even the raunchy extras in the bar scenes, was belittled. I suspected the writers, director, cast, etc., had a basic affection for their subjects and topic.The dancing was great-- I noted ""dancing doubles"" in the credits for all of the girls-- and the bar tricks and stunts were fun. I enjoyed pretending that those stunts were even possible, and that they wouldn't have killed 7 people the first night they were tried in a real bar in real life. I gave this one an ""8"" out of 10. Go see it-- you'll like it!",joy,Movies_Reviews "Im really surprised by all the bad reviews this movie has gotten. I, for one, immensely enjoyed it. First of all the plot was completely original. For once I didn't have it figured out in the first 10 minutes and think that gave it a nice twist. Yeah the special effects weren't great but they were still gory. Give 'em some credit at least they put some thought into it. I also REALLY LIKED BELLE. I hate the movies that have a quiet, demure heroine in it. This time, Belle had spunk! She was a witty, sarcastic little spitfire and kept me laughing through the whole movie. I was also really glad to see that she didn't end up playing some tragic, defenseless victim. She and the beast saved each other quite a few times throughout the movie and I was glad that FOR ONCE their was a couple who I could look at as equals. I give it a 7 because essentially, to me, this movie looks like a rough draft of a really great movie. It is a little cheesy, but to me that just adds to it.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I have been eagerly awaiting this movie since I heard of the casting of Chloe Grace Moretz. I could totally picture her portraying the character in the style and feel created by Sissy Spacek and followed up by Angela Bettis (2002 TV movie). I knew she would be a worthy successor after seeing the film Let Me In. I was, however, skeptical of the casting of Julianne Moore as the religious fanatic mother of Carrie, Margaret White.After seeing the film twice this weekend, Julianne Moore turned out a creepy performance that should definitely garner her an Academy Award nod. Her portrayal of Margaret White was an emotional witches brew of fanaticism, insanity, and maternal instinct. For me, it was an unexpected treat.As for Carrie, Chloe Grace Moretz did a fine job. She had big shoes to fill, and her performance does not top that of Sissy Spacek. However, she does hold her own. In all three versions of Carrie, each actress has portrayed Carrie in a different way. Each excelling in making the role their own while maintaining the artistic concept of Carrie herself. Chloe did deliver a chilling performance during the scenes where Carrie is exacting her revenge.As for the movie itself, I would describe it as a remake of the 1976 film sprinkled with some additional elements from the Stephen King novel. It was very well made, and the modernization is appropriate without being too obvious of the change in times, i.e cell phones, the Internet, etc.In closing, Carrie is an extremely competent attempt at remaking a classic. As I say with all remakes, you have to go into it with an open mind and not with the mind set of comparing it to the original. If you do that, you will find Carrie is a good movie.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "What madness is this? I just arrived from cinema and although the summer season has begun they showed me a movie which is not: • some random French or Russian comedy, • a sequel, • a prequel or at least origin story • an animation, • based on YA novel or comic book… • based on a novel or non-fiction book or some older movie • there's not even any superheroes or mutants in it, ferchrissake! Set during the last days of the Ottoman Empire and their attempt to wipe out as many Armenian people as they can, at its heart there is a love story – two guys (Oscar Isaac, Christian Bale) want the same girl (Charlotte Le Bon). The Turkish government would never allow a movie like this to be filmed on their home territory – it's said that the Turks have never acknowledged the genocide or their role in it. So it was all filmed in Spain, Malta, Portugal and USA. It has a big budget of 90 million USD and that money is well spent. The movie as a whole looks old- fashioned in a good way: majestic and poetic, also a bit nostalgic for the past „simpler times"". The story is also old-fashioned in a good way, which is to say the approach is populist – clearly black and white, we always know who the good and the bad guys are and nobody's choices are never questioned in broader context. But this kind of approach is not a problem when we have three leading thespians so able as Isaac, Bale and Le Bon. They put every nuance of the material to efficient use. ""The Promise"" is clearly an actors' movie and that's how it can be appreciated even if you personally do not care about that part of history. Some of the scenes with strongest dramatical impact are done even shortly and without any words, just a quick look, pause, and they move on. „The Project"" never dwells long on anything happening on screen, there's so much story to give and absorb in the 132 minutes it has. And yet thanks to competent direction and superb actors, it never feels rushed, there's always enough room for important things and people in the context of the story. I especially like the action scenes which are actually pretty small in scope, compared to most war dramas produced today, but it never feel that way. The suspense and danger surrounding the main characters is always real. I am not trying to step on anyone's feelings and underplay the seriousness of the genocide, but it can be said that the century-old suffering of Armenians is not the most well-known of historical tragedies, especially to the general English-speaking audience the movie is produced for. So having a big budget that enormous seems kind of risky. Luckily for the people involved, the project was fully financed by billionaire Kirk Kerkorian of Armenian extraction whose family had lived through the events depicted in the movie, and all the proceeds will go to nonprofits (ie, charity). A fun IMDb fact to end with. „The Promise"" premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival last September, but before the audience even left the theater, reviewers suspected to be Turkish government- sponsored trolls had submitted ca 4,000 negative ratings. That number quickly multiplied before the movie was released. Maybe that's why the IMDb score is pretty low, 5.9/10. All in all, it's a competent and confident movie from all involved. Even the main man behind the screen, the co-writer and director Terry George is not randomly chosen. His earlier magnum opus is acclaimed and Oscar-nominated „Hotel Rwanda"" (2004) about mass murder of Tutsi people in 1990's Africa. So it's like his second shot at the epic making glory in Hollywood. Here's hope the movie doesn't disappear unnoticed… although not having superheroes or even mutants is clearly a misstep!",joy,Movies_Reviews "Admittedly, Mel Gibson has had a lot of low points in his personal life that don't need to be recounted here. At the same time, whatever you may think of him or his ideas personally, you have to admit that, generally speaking, the man manages to put out some pretty good movies. But, as we know, every rule has to have an exception. For Mel Gibson, as far as I'm concerned ""Payback"" has to be that exception.""Payback"" tries so hard - it tries so very hard. The effort that everybody seems to put into making this an exciting crime and revenge story is so hard that, to be honest, it's almost embarrassing at times. Everything you could possibly think of that could be thrown into a movie like this is thrown into this movie - drugs, gun fights, beatings, torture, murder, prostitution, sadism, masochism, Chinese gangs, organized crime, corrupt cops. Think of anything that could be included in this kind of movie and you'll probably find that it's here somewhere. Often in abundance. Thrown together without any real concern over whether it makes any sense.In the movie, Gibson plays a vicious con man named Porter. He's been betrayed by his wife and ex-partner and left for dead, while they get to keep all $130000 of a heist they pulled off. But somehow Porter survived, and he's out for revenge, assisted by an ex-girlfriend prostitute of his (played by Maria Bello.) The entire opening sequence struck me as absolutely ludicrous. Without giving too much away, I'd love to know (since Porter apparently was left in pretty desperate circumstances) how he managed to connect with the guy who was doing the surgery to remove the bullets. And, although he's a vicious con, we're apparently to believe that he's also rather honest because once he gets started on his quest for revenge, everybody keeps offering him the whole $130000 and he keeps insisting that he only wants the $70000 that was actually his share of the original heist.It has some comedy value. It really does. A sort of tongue in cheek quality that - in the midst of all the violence and ugliness on the screen - actually has the ability to bring a smile to your face on occasion. But that doesn't save it. Not even close. (2/10)",disgust,Movies_Reviews "A veteran archaeologist (Charlton Heston) in Valley of Kings , Egypt , discovers the coffin of a nasty queen (Hatsetsupt ?) but open the tomb , the mummy's spirit is transferred to his baby daughter (one time grown-up is played by Stephanie Zimbalist) , born from his wife (Jill Townsend) at that moment . His spouse flees and Heston falls in love with his archaeology's partner (Susanna York).This supernatural picture based on Bram Stoker's novel is packed with thrills , chills , suspense and wonderful outdoors from Egypt . The chief excitement lies in watching that new and innocent victim can be executed (Omen-alike) by the Egyptian mummy . The movie is full of grisly killings , terror , shocks and several eerie scenes . It displays a mysterious and sinister atmosphere , while the look is suitable spooky and frightening , the plot spreads to breaking point and the final turns out to be a bit frustrating . It appears as secondary Ian McDiarmid , today famous for his role as Chanciller Palpatine in Star Wars and Myrian Margolies who shows up in Harry Potter films . Colorful cinematography by the classic Jack Cardiff , the shooting unit filmed to capture the grandeur in Valley of Kings , Karnak , Luxor , which is considered as being one of the great wonders of the world and other splendorous locations in Egypt . Good and evocative musical score composed by Claude Bolling . The motion picture was professionally directed by Mike Newell . He's a nice director film-making for BBC television , dramas as ¨Enchanted April¨, ¨Mona Lisa smile¨, who achieved successes as ¨Donnie Brasco¨ and ¨Four wedding and a funeral¨; furthermore , ¨Adventures of young Indiana Jones¨ series and ¨Harry Potter and goblet fire¨, among others . The film will appeal to Charlton Heston fans and Egyptian theme aficionados.",joy,Movies_Reviews "It's kinda weird that people say this story was based off of a Shakespeare story, yet no one ever mentions what this was based on. But 10 Things I Hate About You is one of the classic teen movies that came out of the 90's that was actually pretty good. It had a great cast, the story was original and a lot of fun, and the whole movie made you laugh and feel good. This was the movie that really sky rocketed Heath Ledger's career in America and I remember in school how all the girls were just drooling over him. Also all the guys fell in love with Julia Styles, she was also just awesome in this movie and made for a good strong female lead. This movie captured a great amount of what most teens go through in their world, wither it's just wanting to be different, popular, having an over protective parent, dealing with sex and rejection, this movie just worked on so many levels.Cameron James, the new kid at Padua High School, is given a tour of the school by Michael, who is an audio-visual geek. Michael provides Cameron with information on the school's various cliques. During the tour, Cameron spots the beautiful and popular Bianca and is immediately smitten with her. Michael warns that Bianca is shallow, conceited, and worst of all, not allowed to date. Michael does, however, inform Cameron that Bianca is looking for a French tutor. Bianca's outcast sister Kat is another problem of hers' as well as her protective father, Walter, as he wants Kat to attend college nearby and wants Bianca to not date thinking it will lead to pre-marital pregnancy. Bianca begs her father to allow her to date, but is rejected, Kat's aversion to dating prompts the father to come up with a new rule: Bianca can only date if Kat is dating. Cameron starts tutoring Bianca, and she informs him of her father's rule. This news motivates Cameron and Michael to set out to find a boy who is willing to date Kat. Patrick Verona, an outcast who is just as ill-tempered as Kat. Cameron tries asking Patrick for his assistance, Cameron pays Patrick to take Kat out. Patrick agrees, but Kat, however, wants nothing to do with Patrick. Leading into Dawson's Creek drama.If you do have the opportunity to see 10 Things I Hate About You I do recommend that you take the chance. It's a good movie and doesn't push you around or play games with you, and that's why everyone loved it, because it was just honest. Plus you just have to love the adorable scene where Heath Ledger sang to Julia Styles on the bleachers and got chased around by security, if that's not love and commitment, then I don't know what is. It has a great happy ending and just makes you feel good.7/10",anger,Movies_Reviews "First of all, i must admit, i'm not a big fan of Paul W.S. Andersons work. The ""Resident Evil"" movies are probably some of the most soulless movies there are. But i really did enjoy ""The Three Musketeers"". A simple honest fun adventure movie. For those guys who wine about it not being true to the book by Alexandre Dumas, after watching the trailer showing airships and ""Mission Impossible"" like scenes, please...what did you expect...The actors all did a fine job, even Mila Jovovich and Orlando Bloom where o.k..The mix of elements in this Movie, was quiet nice...If you like ""Pirates Of the Caribean"", ""Le pacte des loups""/""Brotherhood of the Wolf"", ""Fanfan la Tulipe"" (1952), Jules Verne, Steam Punk or Alan Moores ""The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"" - comic that is, this maybe one for you...and i recommend the 3D version...",anger,Movies_Reviews "A dreaming couple downsize to the woods, where they enter a nightmare.Huge amount of skill in the storytelling. The opening sequence has lovely dialogue between a couple travelling in a car (the out-of-range phone conundrum is dealt with in seconds), then the editing flicks brilliantly through the exposition.But this doesn't hit the bass note needed for horror. Or, as an earlier reviewer said, it doesn't click and it's hard to tell why. It feels like an exercise in horror, rather than a horror, and I really didn't react to any of the scenes with fear, although there was tension throughout. The writer/director probably prefers original drama, rather than genre - if not he should stick with advertising.It gets back to the problem of treating horror as metaphor. Horror has nothing to do with reality - it is a dreamworld where the bizarre is made literal. So in this case the stolen package has to be the core, has to be explained consistent with the dreamworld. Instead, it's treated as a symbol and we never find out what's inside. This is genre - it's that simple. David Lynch is an exception.So much to admire about this: writing, directing, editing, sound. And the actors were good. But not a good horror.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "It's obvious reading the comments here that the people who got this film completely got it and those who didn't did not understand it at all. I griped about how dumb this looked when it was released (the ad campaign was a joke) and never had any intention of seeing it. But Gylenhaal bowled me over in `The Good Girl,' so I decided I had to see his other films.The film's certainly not for all tastes, but will appeal to people who've liked John Waters' films from the past decade. Yes, it's politically incorrect. But that's a big part of the fun! Most of the jokes are delivered with a dry sense of irony (case in point, the guy in the ticket booth). The entire cast gives hilarious performances from Swoosie Kurtz in an outrageous psycho-mother performance to `Working's Arden Myrin as head-Lorraine, the psycho cult-follower. A big part of the fun is that all of the characters ARE psycho and off-kilter. Much like the TV-series `The Oblongs,' the psychos in this film aren't scarred by their shortcomings, they revel in them... Which is why it isn't offensive unless you're politically correct and easily offended.It feels like this movie should have been made 20 years ago. It has a real '80s feel to it, and the multiple `Land of the Lost' references (the spoof scene is hysterical) feel about 15 years out of place. There's no gross-out sexual humor, which is both refreshing and unusual in this post-`There's Something About Mary' age of films. It just has a twisted-wholesome 80s sense about it.My one and only complaint is the running time. At 83 mins, it left me wanting more. Many of the scenes seem choppy, as if big parts of the scenes are missing (Bubble Boy's confrontation with Dr. Phreak for one). The entire opening sequence seems as if it should have gone on longer, and instead they compensated with voice-overs and musical overdubs to push it forward faster. It wouldn't bother me if there were a `deleted scenes' section on the DVD, but like most of Touchstone's DVD releases, there's little for extras.All in all, a great little underrated film!",joy,Movies_Reviews "This movie is about a married couple, in a dull and detached relationship, who happen to be undercover spies -- unbeknownst to one another! They continue to perform their clandestine duties under the guise of happily married spouses until they are suddenly instructed to extinguish one another by their opposing agencies...Angelina Jolie is gorgeous and slick; Brad Pitt is mesmerizing and exciting to watch! The chemistry is ""sizzling""! The film moves at a good pace and has a fun banter between the two. Great to see a woman's character so strong and empowered!! The only minor drawbacks for me are that a few of the comments are unintelligible and the spy game at times very simplistic -- although this movie never tries to take itself too seriously. I thoroughly enjoyed it!!",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I'm not a fan of romantic comedies, but this is one exception to that.The whole premise is ridiculous, the plot twists improbable, but who cares? This is a movie meant to entertain and it does so successfully. Don't look for any political statements or tests of one's intellect--you won't find any. Just sit back, suspend your disbelief, and enjoy the show.",fear,Movies_Reviews """Focus"" blends two different movies in roughly equal measure. One is a movie about con men, scam artists and hustlers, in the tradition of ""The Sting,"" ""Ocean's Eleven,"" ""House of Games"" and ""Shade."" The second movie is a romantic comedy between two people who are strongly attracted to one another, but who cannot and do not trust each other. The movie about con men is brilliant. The hustles and scams are clever and cleverly executed with excellent skill and tradecraft. Dramatically, the double-blinds and double- crosses are well executed. The players con their marks, one another and the audience with finesse and aplomb. The cinematography, choreography and editing are crisp. The reveals are plausible within the film's cosmos of reality. The romantic comedy is not bad. One can understand and believe the attraction between the two characters. Will Smith's character is hunky, clever, confident, successful and wealthy. Margot Robbie's character is gorgeous, sexy, vulnerable, clever and charming. But the major plot points in this boy finds girl, boy loses girl, boy wins girl back subplot seem contrived, while the intriguing aspect of their relationship (How can two con artists with a history of deceiving one another learn to trust one another?) isn't explored in a satisfactory manner. Instead we get a breakup for reasons that are never explained, a repeated gag involving a wallet, and a massive coincidence that leads the audience to believe one of them has a hidden agenda involving the other. The relationship between them works best when they are conning one another, but it needs resolution. Technically, the film is beautifully done. Cinematography, locations, wardrobe, make-up, editing, audio -- everything is polished. It's a movie that merits a second or third viewing, not only to see the cons played out, but also to appreciate some of the subtle foreshadowing.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Ever since I first saw the first Crow film with Brandon Lee, I've been an avid fan of Alex Proyas' film making and Dark City is another amazing example of his cinematic expertise. Filmed primarily in Sydney and starring Rufus Sewell, Jennifer Connoly, William Hurt and Keifer Sutherland, Dark City is an incredible piece of work with an intricate and detailed story with an even more amazingly executed motion picture behind it. The sets and visual effects have been so well thought out and performed that together with the impressive acting (including many Australian actors such as Colin Friels and that tall funny looking guy from Mad Max) the film simply sucks you in and you can fully believe that the word Proyas has created exists; which is something that not many film makers can achieve easily. From start to finish, an instant classic that will surely gain cult status as the years progress.",anger,Movies_Reviews "SPOILER ALERT (This is a review of a test screening and not the final cut of the movie. There may be spoilers for the particularly dim-witted)Am I the only person thoroughly sick of the gimmicky twist ending? Sure, I was as shocked as everybody else at the end of the 'Crying Game'. I may even have gasped at 'The Sixth Sense'. 'Fight Club' took me totally by surprise and I loved the movie for it. But by the time we got round to last year's 'Identity', I'd learnt to read all the signs and could see the 'surprise' ending coming like a juggernaut along a lonely highway. 'Stay' jumps on the same bandwagon, only it's several years too late.The movie opens with a kid, Ryan Gosling, walking away unharmed from a car accident. A psychiatrist, McGregor, attempts to help Gosling deal with the subsequent trauma that seems to be developing into paranoia and psychosis. Gosling drops the bombshell that he intends to commit suicide and McGregor, haunted by girlfriend Naomi Watts' battle with depression, has to race against time to prevent him. Along the way, Gosling makes vague predictions that seem to come true, practices a few miracles and generally screws up all sense of reality for those around him, especially McGregor. This is all communicated through random jump cuts, scene repetition, skewed perspectives and the usual indicators of movie madness. Throughout the film, the characters never once appear interesting or engaging in any way, the fault of a tedious script rather than the excellent cast. The plot staggers around, avoiding suspense and drama in an attempt to be subtle and thought provoking, hunting for deep truths that simply aren't there. Director Marc Forster desperately tries to play the role of an art-house David Fincher, but lacks the intelligence and visual bravado to do so. What's worse, is that the entire movie plays as a set up for the 'twist ending', and by the time it arrives, you've pretty much narrowed down the possibilities on your own – main character is dead, main character is really in the mind of another character, main character is dreaming/hallucinating the whole thing, main character is…oh, who cares.There are some genuinely affecting moments. Occasionally the repeated movements and scraps of dialogue do appear disorientating and disturbing, just as they did in the other dozens of movies that used them, from 'Memento' back to 'Jacob's Ladder'. McGregor's visit to his patient's childhood home is genuinely chilling in a quietly Kubrick way. Bob Hoskins steals every scene he is in with the movies few moments of emotional connection. The production design and cinematography are noteworthy, and present an original vision of New York – one of postwar brutalist concrete rather than the usual Art-Deco pastiche.But these few highlights don't make up for the complete and relentless insult to the moviegoers intelligence. I don't know how long they have to tinker with it before release, but I suggest they introduce some drama, emotion, suspense, pace and originality and not rely on a gimmick revelation/explanation in the last 10 minutes to carry the entire show.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Men hate it. Probably because it's not quite the pornography its detractors accuse it of. Women love it. Because it restores a woman's voice to the erotic? It also offers insultingly implausible solutions to genuine traumas; lacks the empathetic courage to embrace the dreamlike possibilities of its heroine's quest; and suggests motherhood as a woman's most fulfilling role. The film only becomes dull in the second half, and is more amusing than you might think, but the dreary visuals, trite metaphors, unimaginative use of voiceover and dialogue, and self-pitying acting soon become enervating.",anger,Movies_Reviews "For its time, Akira set new standards in animation. However, a movie is more than just visuals. In this respect, while ground-breaking on a technological level, Akira is a failure as a movie. It features unlikeable, boring, often-stereotypical characters with poor character designs. And the plot does little to make up for the lackluster characters. At best, it's a very rough synopsis of over twenty volumes of manga. At worst, it's an utter train wreck.Rather than seeing Akira as a movie, viewers should consider it an animated ""omake"" to the manga. If you liked the manga, and always wanted to see certain scenes in action, then it's worth watching. In that respect, it's sort of like the movies your annoying uncle takes of his vacation. If he vacationed in Hell.One notable thing about Akira is its exceptional soundtrack. Even if you never watch the movie, it's worth giving a listen.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I thought this movie was so funny... A movie where the guys are girls... and the woman are seen playing roles and jobs where usually only men play them. The movie is fast and funny, ""The fast and furious"" mixed with a bit of ""Bringing down the house"". An interesting view at how people from totally different backgrounds meet in a situation that brings them together and they grow a friendship and help each other out to become better people in themselves. Washburn can drive now, and Williams gets to race, something she only dreamt of, and worked her whole life for. Sexy women as the bad ""guys"", a cab driver acting like a cop, a women as a lieutenant, and a man who shouldn't even be a cop, let alone have his license, an interesting combination to create one hell of a movie!",anger,Movies_Reviews "I have not been a big fan of Gregg Araki's films in the past but ""Kaboom"" is easily my favorite and it is his funniest.Obviously this is not a film for everyone. It is kind of a cross between ""Scott Pilgrim versus the World"" and ""Donnie Darko"" but ""Kaboom"" places more emphasis on comedy than narrative. From reading the other reviews on IMDb, a lot of people did not get the jokes. I was laughing throughout the entire movie. If you are offended by sexual content, this movie is not for you.This is one of the best ensemble casts I've seen in a while. Most of them are new to me. I predict Juno Temple is on her way to becoming a star.While ""Kaboom"" is definitely not for everyone, if you are willing to take a chance on an end-of-the-world sex comedy, you should give it a try.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Even though it's a Disney movie and can be viewed by the whole family, the movie was quite funny. Not Naked Gun funny, but still funny nonetheless. It is definitely worth the price of rental or purchase, so long as you like silly/unrealistic circumstances, talking animals, etc.For those of you keeping score, this movie was much funnier than Dudley Do-Right, which had some similarities.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Mel Brooks may have produced, directed, and starred in some of the funniest movies since the 1960s, but for his final effort, this movie is really sad.Brooks had fallen into the parity genre by this time and while his earlier effort, Spaceballs, had many memorable moments, this is nothing but a series of worn out and rehashed jokes. The same jokes worked in Blazing Saddles and its successors, but by this time they had lost there way.I hope that people don't think that this is the best of Brooks, take time to see Saddles, Young Frankenstein, or the Producers.Skip this one.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I saw this movie as a kid and I loved it, I saw it again just the other day and I loved it even more. I try my best to watch older movies and view them as if I was still in that era. Robin Williams does an phenomenal job as Popeye as does Shelley Duvall as Olive Oyl. Everyone was so animated and comical that you couldn't help but laugh, if not chuckle. There's not many feuds better than that between Popeye and Bluto. It was great the way they went at it. I liked the acrobatic stunts, the vibrancy of the characters, and the wholesomeness of the movie. It is a movie the entire family can enjoy. I would give it a better score except the singing was so awful. I give it a 7/10",joy,Movies_Reviews "Julia Roberts' considerable on screen charisma anchors MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING, a romantic comedy with a twist that may or may not have you cheering for our girl to come out on top. Roberts plays a food critic named Julianne who learns that her ex-boyfriend Michael (Dermot Mulroney) is getting married and he asks her to come to the wedding and be his ""Best Man."" Upon her arrival for the wedding festivities and meeting the bride-to-be, Kim (Cameron Diaz), Julianne decides that she wants Michael back and pulls out every dirty trick she can think of to break them up. This mission gets complicated when the fiancée asks Julianne to be her maid of honor. There are a lot of comic situations that arise from this premise, but it is a little unsettling as well because, deep down, we know that what Julianne is doing is wrong, but part of us wants her to win, whether we want to admit or not, because Roberts still manages to evoke our sympathies as Julianne especially when we learn that it is Julianne who broke off the relationship with Michael and that his new fiancée gives him everything that Julianne couldn't't...like the ability to be affectionate in public, but seeing Michael so happy ignites the Mr. Hyde in Julianne. She even asks her gay best friend, George (Rupert Everett) to pretend to be her fiancée to make Michael jealous. The scene where George tells Kim's family how he and Julianne met is hysterical. Whether or not Julianne succeeds in her mission should not be revealed here for those who haven't seen the film,but know that the film works for the most part thanks to some smart writing, a winning performance by Roberts and a scene-stealing turn by Everett as George. It's not PRETTY WOMAN, but if you accept that going in , it's a pleasant ride.",joy,Movies_Reviews "If your ears can withstand a ton of profanity and usages of the Lord's name in vain, then this movie offers good entertainment. Otherwise, obtain one of those profanity filters or skip this film because there is a ton of swearing.There also is a ton of suspense as the police race to save a young boy from a vicious kidnapper. Not exactly something new, story-wise, but it keeps your attention for the full two hours. Mel Gibson, Rene Russo, Deroy Lindro, Gary Sinise, Lily Taylor, Liev Schreiber and Donnie Wahlberg make for a deep and talented cast.The action wasn't overdone and the story was a very involving one. I only had one criticism of it but if I mention it, I ruin the ending. Suffice to say this was an intense, interesting movie marred only by overdone verbal blasphemy, most of it by Gibson (in his pre-""Passion"" days, obviously.)",fear,Movies_Reviews "No one had heard of Margot Robbie until 'The Wolf of Wall Street' came about. Now, it seems that every Director wants her in their film. How could they not; when she enthralled audiences everywhere with an exceedingly rare female role in a film. A character that is determined and strong willed. Don't get me wrong Robbie is entitled to further roles, I just cannot shake off the feeling that the Directors pulled off a con involving her, so that she could become the female lead in 'Focus'. It should be noted that never has a title had less relevance for a feature film. Because if anything the majority of this film is out of focus and you can include the script in that statement as well.It's not all bad though. The first thirty minutes is entertaining. However, I mean this in a, if you leave your brain at home way. Don't think too much and you may have a blast, but that's only if you never use your brain during a film. If you do, then there's the door, I suggest you walk through it.Nicky is a con artist played blandly yet again by Will Smith, who has only ever been well cast in a film once – 'Men in Black'. He takes up Jess played by Margot Robbie mustering her acting talent and trying as hard as she did in 'The Wolf of Wall Street' to impress. She becomes his protégé, con artist and lover. They try to become romantically involved and it does not work out. Nicky eventually tracks her down to win back her affection and talent as a con artist.Unfortunately, cracks in the film appear frequently, too large to brush aside and ignore. Consider the opening scene where Nicky tries to bed Jess. It works to his advantage and all of it happens according to his plan. But, we as an audience do not buy it. He barely knows the girl and not five minutes of chit chat has taken place, when they decide to get down to business. I know he is Will Smith and all. I'm sure he has women falling at his feet. But this seems rather far-fetched. Especially when this love turns out to be more than a one night stand and they are fully fledged romantically. The decisions that they partake seem rash, perhaps it was this lack of character development that led me to become distanced from the film in the process.The script thinks it's very clever and is far too cock sure. This brings to mind another film about deception, trickery and cons. That made no sense at all in the slightest and was all too lacking when it came to character motivation and plausibility. 'Now You See Me'. Both of these films are firmly rooted in the nineties, with old jokes and plot twists so dumb it would have a toddler second guessing the events of the film. Another comparison to be made is that they both possess visual gleam. Take that away and they are just cheap parlour tricks to conceal their true identity.If I am putting my points across to you again and again, then I'm sorry. But at least it parallels the repetitiveness of the film itself. What starts out as clever movements of characters who steal wallets and other personal belongings from random citizens grows tiresome quickly. Seen one con and you have seen them all. Don't get me going again about the romance that has been stamped on so that couples will flock to the cinema. Do we ever feel involved in their emotions? Do we feel for the characters? Do we in fact buy their romance at all for a second? The answer to all of them above is a definite no! The con clearly is on with 'Focus', not on the oblivious characters, but by and large on the audience themselves. How long can you watch the same old, same old trickery on screen that never changes? It drags and drags and drags. Gets old quickly see? Want a dull Will Smith? A flavourless story? Dumb plot twists that make no sense for a climax? You can have it all. Just do not expect witty dialogue, engaging scenes or interesting characters for that matter. Now excuse me while I burn all copies of the film.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I realized that many people have seen this and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. I knew that the film was a vampire romance, two genres that should never be mixed, so I simply asked myself: sparking vampires who stalk teenage females, how bad could it be? To my dismay what I found was a very shallow, tiring, detestable film. Let us first begin by looking at the writing. Perhaps some of the funniest dialog that I have seen in years, this film becomes increasingly disagreeable with every passing moment. With such immortal words as: ""You know, your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash,"" and best of all: ""I'd compare (my life as a vampire) to living on tofu and soy milk,"" it seems obvious that I cannot take this film seriously. I distinctly remember literally falling to the floor laughing for most of it. I would love to say that this was where the horror ends but of course there was the sub par acting to contend with. Awkward moments punctuated by horrific gazes, this was a clumsy performance from both main actors. I only wish they would spend their newly found fortunes on acting lessons. The only item which I believe was tolerable was the directing. While there was nothing new to add to the cannon, with such an atrocious script and actors, I realize the director had a lot to contend with.I would beg the reader to never see this film. It was horrifyingly bad on nearly ever level, not worthy of its hype or fan base. Please avoid at all costs.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I have long been saddened by seeing this visually stunning, and emotionally enthralling animated classic be labeled ""Disneyfied History"". It was so easy to take a brave attempt at broadening an art and chop it down because it is not a documentary on the subject, or because it dares inject a bit of magic, whimsy, and humor into a ""True Story"".As the filmmakers stated from the beginning, this was intended to be a dramatization of the LEGEND of the ROMANCE between Pocahontas and John Smith. NEVER was it intended to be a 100% accurate documentation of the Historical events that happened (or MAY have happened) in the earliest days of ""Jamestown"".What was attempted, and what was achieved in rapturous beauty, was the most naturalistic and richly detailed Animated interpretation of nature, human figures, and a multi dimensional star crossed romance that rings true Emotionally if not historically.I very much hope that anyone interested in the art of animation will take another look, or see the superb 10th anniversary edition...which gives the lead characters the love theme that they were so rudely denied.This is a breathtaking, intelligent film that stands up well against the sublime ""The New World"" (another, even LESS appreciated film treatise of the Pocahontas tale...that was largely overlooked in 2005).It is to be treasured for it's superb songs, bewitching beauty, and unappreciated insights into Native American culture....and for being the most Dazzling Animated Film this side of ""Fantasia"".I am writing this as the Re-birth of Disney ""traditional"" ""Line Drawn"" animation is marked by the release of ""Enchanted"".It would be so wonderful to celebrate by acknowledging this film as the ultimate peak reached by the art (so far!!).",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Dogs are adorable. Maybe it's cheap of a film-maker to simply rely on this fact; maybe someone who manages to make, say, cockroaches seem adorable deserves much more credit; but I don't care. Doggeees!There are also these two Siamese cats. Cats - boo, hiss! This film demonstrates the underlying evil and hypocrisy of, if not all cats, then at least the Siamese variety, in a scene that ought to be required viewing for all cat people. THIS IS WHAT YOUR CATS ARE REALLY LIKE. Don't ever forget it.If the film has a flaw it's that it's so relentlessly upper middle class. Lady, Jock and Trusty live in a VERY rich neighbourhood - and, it must be said, a very boring one. The story revolves around culture shock, as Lady falls in love with Tramp, a vagabond dog of no fixed address. Yet how much culture shock is there, really? Tramp also has it rather easy, because this appears to be a world in which no-one is really poor. In a famous scene, Tramp introduces Lady to what was, in 1910, ethnic food: that's about it. This could be why many of Disney's 1950s movies feel much too glossy. It could also explain a feeling that others have reported on seeing ""Lady and the Tramp"", that the backgrounds, however much detail there may be, look bare and empty - because this is a world in which REAL tramps are herded off the street, where nothing is left lying around for so much as an instant, and where everything is new.Despite this it's a good-looking movie, with well-drawn dogs. (Doggeees!) Lady has such soft brown eyes, such velvety long ears ... And there are signs, towards the end, that life may have a seamier side, as Tramp demonstrates that he must have picked up SOME skills from a genuinely rough past. The story picks up a good deal towards the end. To get the most out of it, though, it's best to ignore the culture-shock aspect, and think of it primarily as a story about dogs. (Doggeees!)",joy,Movies_Reviews "My overall rating of ""Breaking Bad""'s Season 2: 5/10When the character of Jane first appeared in the series, I did suspect that she'd become Jesse's love interest, and the show, usually very predictable, concurred. Over the next few episodes, their love story unfolded, being a spot of something genuinely nice, wholesome and heart-warming in the series. Her drug relapse was less predictable, and this whole episode... Unbelievable. The conclusion to her story arc really shocked me, but, in a way, that was the only way it could've gone.Some of this episode felt more ""cinematic"" than believable, but ultimately it's a very good one, and certainly one that gives you quite a bit of food for thought. The acting is excellent, and the writing is mostly so.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Hooray for Hollywood! The world may be falling apart so like we needed money spent on a remake of ""The Thomas Crown Affair."" But then heck if Tinseltown in all its unoriginality doesn't do a bang-up fun job of unreality with characters who have no place in the Unreel World, from the classy looking opening credits to Sting covering ""Windmills of my Mind"" over the closing credits. In the opening scene I'm thinking, wait I know that woman's voice and voila it's Faye Dunaway from the original film as Crown's shrink - I cheered out loud (OK so I was the only one in the audience that got the joke).Pierce Brosnan and Renee Russo are an age-appropriate couple with genuine fireworks and chemistry (with help from director John McTiernan and editor John Wright in the tango and copulation scenes).There's unconventionally good music choices - that tango is from Three Penny Opera of all things and a terrific use of Nina Simone's ""Sinner Man"" in a marvelous Magritte-inspired ironically tense heist scene. Brosnan's trainer gets a credit, as there's plenty of skin. Russo laughs, a gorgeous belly laugh, unlike so many frozen femmes fatale.The credits also say that no museum was used as a locale, so gosh they really recreated the Met amazingly accurately (and how much did that cost?), though it didn't seem crowded enough Crown goes in at 9 when the museum doesn't open until 11.I would think this is a great date movie. (originally written 8/22/1999)",surprise,Movies_Reviews "It was only a matter of time that by 1993 Modonna one of the worlds most recognized woman and #1 sex symbol was to showcase her enormous and natural talents on the big screen for all to see.""Body of Evidence"" is a story about greed lust murder and betrayal where Madonna, Rebecca Carlson, is accused of murdering her rich and elderly lover with the most potent and deadly weapon at her disposal, her body. The lurid and sensational trial that followed left the quiet and sleepy little city of Portland Oregon so shook up that it still hasn't recovered from the shock that hit it after all these years. Portland Millionaire Andrew Marsh, Michael Forrest, is found dead of a heart attack in his mansion with his hands tied to the bed and a video tape of him and Rebecca Carlson having sex still playing on the VCR. Before long the DA has Miss. Carlson indited for his murder and the evidence against her is almost air-tight and a conviction seems like a forgone conclusion.Miss Carlson was to inherit $8,00,000.00 from Marsh after his death. Attorney Frank Dulaney, Willam Dafoe, takes the case for Carlson's defense and it turned out the be the biggest mistake that he ever made in his entire life.The movie goes from the ridiculous to the sublime and every thing else in between and by the time the movie is over you feel like you went over Niagara Falls on a surf board. You have to say one thing about ""Body of Evidence"" it's not at all boring and Madonna dose have acting talents with her very effective portrayal of the sexy and over the top Rebecca Carlson, even though she was obviously playing herself. Willam Defoe was very good as Rebecca's lawyer who was manipulated by her like all the men that she manipulated in the movie; you couldn't fault him for that once she turned it on the poor man was a goner. Anne Archer, Joanne Braslow, was tragic as well as sympathetic as Rebecca's rival for the dead millionaire Andrew Marsh's affections as well as money whom to no one's surprise lost out to. Joe Mantegna was as good as ever as the hard driving DA, Robert Garrett out to convict Rebecca for Marsh's murder. The movie has a number of shocking and explosive surprises that will keep you guessing until the final credits start to roll and is much better then you would expect from all the negative comments that it got at the time of it's release. Madonna's acting surprisingly evoking sympathy as well as outrage during the entire movie, Madonna was very good in the scene where she was on the witness stand, that even rival her scenes in the buff, which was the real reason for most people seeing the film, that gives the audience and extra bonus.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I Love this movie! I know some people might say that it was not a great movie, but I really disagree. The comedy is classic Mel Brooks style and the actors were superbly chosen. This was my first exposure to Cary Elwes, and Dave Chappelle and what a first impression they made. Cary Elwes shines as Robin Hood, the only British Robin Hood mind you. He has great comedic timing and the right attitude for this type of film. Dave Chappelle is obviously much bigger now, but at the time this was his first movie and he did an outstanding job as Achoo. The characters were all very well planned out and all added their own little quirks to the movie. I highly recommend that you rent this movie and enjoy it with a nice bowl of popcorn and some close friends!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Even if you do not realize, this movie is about you.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "A nicely made dark and majestic experience, see the world through the eyes of a weird taxi driver, as his character progresses from a total embarrassment to a mad dog. The movie sends a clear message about society and human ego, and how a man's pride can drift him into insanity.The mood is nice, a prime example on a classic Noir movie, it builds up and prepares you mentally for the big ending.. an ending that failed to live up to the hype that the movie has built in you.. though it had a short yet exciting action scene the ending is pretty simple and is more about delivering a simple message rather than leaving you amazed or satisfied.The dark comedy in the movie is pretty clear, it shows you how messed up society really is, the movie was executed flawlessly when it comes to cinematic and production, but it will disappoint you at the very end, the ending was just too ""MEH"" to bear, especially after an excellent build of events preceding it, such a pity.I'm sure the movie was a big hit at the time of its release (after the Vietnam war), but I'm not sure it would be enjoyed the same at our current time, so let me put it this way: - If you enjoy a dark Noir mood with nice character development then watch it now. - If you enjoy movies with subliminal messages then add this one to your ""watch when I have nothing else to watch"" list. - If you're looking for a great story with a nice twist to it, I wouldn't recommend Taxi Driver.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "The tone of this film is really difficult to convey on paper. It manages to successfully capture the elusive appeal that David Schwimmer has from time to time; it's easy for his sad-sack personality to grow annoying and pathetic, but this script managed to walk that line. The scenes of embarrassment and shame never seem overdone or cheap, and serve the story well. I especially like the down-to-earth, realistic beauty that Gwyneth Paltrow always brings to a role; she never seems like a movie star playing a real person. Because of Schwimmer's brief tenure as a star with buzz, this was seen as a box office failure, but it was never the kind of movie likely to rake in huge bucks. For what it is, a small, thoughtful, offbeat romantic comedy, The Pallbearer is a winner.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Based on the true story about the crazy female run bar in New York City, Coyote Ugly becomes surprisingly believable despite the usual Hollywood bits. The story follows Violet Sanford (Piper Perabo) as she moves from small town New Jersey to the city to become a songwriter. Through her misfortunes she meets boyfriend Kevin O'Donnell (Adam Garcia) and the Coyotes and learns from each of them to overcome the stage fright that threatens to ruin her dreams.Many moments are sappy or overly dramatic but the majority is enthralling as all the characters are solidly built. The girls all have their own character but aren't so strictly chained to it that they become merely symbols instead of people. While the females may be on the screen the most, the two supporting males Kevin and William Sanford (John Goodman) provide the most heartwarming scenes. Goodman's performance provides subtle humor while his character struggles through the conflict of his daughter leaving and his desire to see her succeed. For an actor who has put in so many great performances, this one still manages to be one of his best.Coyote Ugly offers something enjoyable to everyone. Guys obviously will enjoy the attractive girls and the provocative dancing while girls can enjoy the strong female characters, each of which won't take crap from any of the men that surround them. Parents can enjoy the side story of the conflict between Violet and her father. Another feature to enjoy is the fabulous music with four songs performed by LeAnn Rimes with some smaller groups as well.Coyote Ugly crosses the unusual boundary of being both an exciting, fast-paced movie that gets the adrenaline flowing and a sensitive story with strong characters and brilliant acting to get the mind working. The result is a thoroughly rewarding movie experience.",joy,Movies_Reviews This was a off the wall choice but it turned out fair;y good. The little fact that i could not get is how did he get to live in the house after the owner died. and got to drive around in his car. we just did not see that part. movie was good had enough plot twists Ms Warren was nice and Bruce Willis wasn't too bed either. It kind of threw you in the beginning with everything going on but finally got the just of things later. i wouldn't mind watching it again,fear,Movies_Reviews "I saw this movie at the Sonoma International Film Festival, and although I felt like it could have been edited tighter, it was an amazing story that I'm glad that I experienced. The acting was great, the period costumes and sets were flawless, and the story that it told was heartbreaking and needed to be told. I doubt there was a dry eye in the house (my wife and I certainly cried).",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Its hard to call this movie a classic, but it is definitely the type of film that, if on TV, you watch in its entirety. The action of the scene is that of one of those car chases on TV...once you get hooked, it is impossible to turn away.The storyline is great and the dipiction of the news crews is a very accurate representation of the over-the-top reporting that is so prevalent in today's newscasts.Looking for something to rent one night...give this a try! You won't be disappointed!Jason",fear,Movies_Reviews "As the first ever John Woo i saw it blew me away. The acting, directing, music, etc... All fantastically blended into a unique piece of film making which produced a monumental film. Broken Arrow is a film that should be bought and cherished for ever.",anger,Movies_Reviews """This is Hollywood where people come to fulfill their dreams! Some dreams come true and some don't! Believe in your dreams!""While visiting Los Angeles for a week, Edward Lewis borrows his friend's car and gets lost on Hollywood Boulevard... He asks a hooker for directions... She proposes to help him for 5 dollars... For $20, she accepted to show him where the stars live...Edward invites her to join him in his hotel suite, but not for sex...Enjoying her company, he offers her to be his 'date' for a series of business activities including a strategic dinner and a pool match... Out of the 'bargain,' she gets $3,000 cash, a classier wardrobe and a visit to the opera...All the characters of the film are convincing, original and sympathetic, feeling comfortable with each other... Director Gary Marshall did a great job...Ideal for the role is Richard Gere... He plays the terrific rescuer who 'free' Vivian from the streets conducting her to his penthouse suite... He is handsome, charming and shy... 'Henry Higgins' at his best... But Edward Lewis is a millionaire... He buys companies that are in financial difficulty... He takes them apart and sells the pieces for more than he paid for the whole... ""It's strictly business"", he tells Vivian... ""You and I are both such similar people. We both screw people for money."" Edward's only defect is that he hurts what he loves... He wins a certain imaginative power by how painful that treason is...Julia Roberts plays Vivian Ward, an attractive and smart hooker with a heart of gold... She gives her character a great sense of humor, charming Edward with her honesty... She is intensely appealing and amusing, making any man feel comfortable...Into the snobbish clothing store, she delivers a great exit line, just devastating the saleswomen... The song is terrific as the scene... In the hotel lobby, she walks in a 'killer' red dress... She learns which fork to use in the formal dinner meeting, projecting an escargot through the air... At the opera she innocently asks: ""Where's the band?""There's more than a touch of Eliza Dolittle in her role, specially when she decides she wants more from Edward than money... She gets the perfect rescue scene with a limousine, a fire escape, a balcony, birds, music and red flowers...Hector Elizondo turns a supporting role into more than that... He plays the formal, intolerant hotel manager... He takes an affection to his best customer's ""niece"" and trains her on which fork to use at a fancy dinner... His amusing performance as Edward's smooth competent hotel manager nearly shapes Roberts and Gere...Ralph Bellamy is incredibly good as the aging millionaire, creator of a small company Edward is trying to take to pieces...Laura San Giacomo plays Vivian's pal roommate, her first role since she played the amorous sister in ""sex, lies & videotape.""""Pretty Woman"" is a contemporary Hollywood fairy tale, a sweet romantic comedy, an innocent love story in the middle of self-interest and agreement... It remains as an entertaining motion picture that had women calling out the delights of true love...Keep on dreaming!",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Nineteenth century Mississippi River boy Jonathan Taylor Thomas (as Tom Sawyer) tries to runaway to New Orleans with his pals, but has to abort the mission with a bloody forehead. As punishment, young Thomas is directed to whitewash a fence, by guardian Amy Wright (as Aunt Polly). Thomas cleverly gets neighborhood lads to finish the job. He shares adventures with rebellious best-friend Brad Reno (as Huckleberry ""Huck"" Finn) and pretty girl-friend Rachael Leigh Cook (as Becky Thatcher).While nothing to write Mark Twain about, the Disney studio's follow-up to their ""The Adventures of Huck Finn"" (1993) is serviceable. Both films would have (and will) be much more appealing to the elementary and primary school set, who will hopefully read the books. Strengths from the earlier version look better with a simpler music score and more appropriate leads. One wishes they had waited on the previous film to release as a sequel to this ""Tom and Huck"", as the original author intended.***** Tom and Huck (12/22/95) Peter Hewitt ~ Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Brad Renfro, Eric Schweig, Rachael Leigh Cook",fear,Movies_Reviews "OK so Bad Taste had it's moments but was basically a hit (after the fact) because Jackson and co so obviously had a blast filming it and that was what shone through in the end. Here I can picture a scenario where a couple of dudes said ""Hey lets make a movie about killer sheep"" and after having cracked up laughing for a couple of minutes someone said ""No, really."" and came up with a script about 15 minutes later....And here we have it, Black Sheep: The movie, a one gag film that falls flat pretty early on and then just relies on the FX of Weta Workshop to carry it the rest of the way. The acting's crap, the script and dialogue's crap and it's just not funny There's nothing you haven't seen before (except sheep, but replace sheep with just about any other animal and it's still full of the same clichés). It has to be said though that the FX are pretty cool and the gores good too (actually deserved higher than an R13 I thought). I did like the ""WereSheep"" as well. There's no doubt at all that Weta are earning their pay here but everyone else in the movie just looked like relatives and mates doing the director a favour.Even with all the above problems, it still could have been an entertaining movie. But um, it wasn't. Come on New Zealand, stop trying to ride the wave started with LOTR and make something worthwhile again. Think I'll just go and watch Brain Dead (Dead Alive for all you Americans) again instead...",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This movie is hilarious fun. My wife drags me to one chick flick a year in the theater, and I'm glad it's this one. Considering the talent involved, I expected something more than meets the eye after seeing the trailer. However, I was not expecting such a hysterical experience. This is a chick flick for dudes... the anti-chick flick ""chick flick"" if you will.What I loved about this movie is that although you get a sense of the heart and charm, it's not afraid to pull any punches just because the characters are female (the scene in the bridal shop will be the topic of much discussion, I assure you). I also loved the cast, lead by the always awesome Kristen Wiig. She was perfect in this role and I hope she does more work like this. She can make me pee my pants with laughter, and then straighten me right back up in a matter of seconds.I also loved the pacing of most of the film. Several scenes had just the right amount of awkwardness or pause or ""beat"" that really added an extra element of hilarity. There were several of those scenes where the audience was collectively cracking up, almost violently so. People were wiping tears from their eyes and still relaying jokes back and forth to one another as they filed out of the theater.Anyway, guys, trust me.. make this the ""chick flick"" you surprise your girl with and take her to the theater. You won't regret it.",fear,Movies_Reviews "If I may broadly categorize Bollywood films into two camps. One, the original works, which might even extend to remakes of films from the other regions in the subcontinent, but seldom seen outside of it. The masala formula would work its magic into creating an entertaining tale filled with a song and dance extravaganza. Then the other would be the stitching together of elements from other films, seldom referred to as paying homage or acknowledged if at all, and trying to pass them off as originals. These tend to be predictable, and plainly concealing a bad, if non-existent story. Blue unfortunately falls into the latter category.I had originally wanted to watch this on the big screen, given its tooting of the horn that it's the first to feature stunning underwater photography in a Bollywood action film. But the result here, for an actioner, is something that left much to be desired. While references to Into The Blue can be discounted by virtue of it being just another treasure hunter movie set in the high seas, the other sequences here were something that you would have seen before, from boring MI:2 motorcycle chase scenes, the Bourne Ultimatum for fisticuffs on board a boat, to the one that takes the cake involving a gunfight that was a lift out from Bad Boys 2.Lines were also found lifted from films like Hitch, but thankfully this was kept to a minimum. Set in the Bahamas with locations like Thailand also included, this film dwells on the search for the missing sunken ship Lady in Blue, which is said to contain treasures beyond a man's widest dreams. A simple, carefree fisherman Sagar (Sanjay Dutt) holds key to the location of the ship, given a diving expedition with his dad when young which resulted in a tragedy. His good friend, rich playboy Aarav (Akshay Kumar) desires that Sagar would come to his senses and make them both richer, but to Sagar it's a secret that he would bring to the grave.Enter Sagar's reckless brother Sam (Zayed Khan) who's being pursued by thugs all the way from Thailand for a sum of 50 million dollars that he owes, and you know just what the solution is for our reluctant Sagar. As mentioned the film got made through the stringing of action sequences one after another, with room for some romance between Sagar and Mona (Lara Dutta, and Sam and Nikki (Katrina Kaif in a short supporting role), but the much touted underwater action scenes turn out to be nothing more than a drop in the ocean, much of it against faceless thugs who seem to appear quite conveniently to challenge our testosterone filled trio.There's a nice twist to the story about families which gave the weak story some sense, but alas this was too little too late, as the finale was one hurried affair that seemed more like a haphazardly inserting a coda just for the sake of, damage having already been made by the uninspiring action and plot. If only it had taken time to further develop the characters beyond their cardboard caricatures, which would have made it all the more palatable in terms of story, rather than to stick its guns to the action which were cobbled from films made in the West.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "It's sad to think that RISKY BUSINESS is the film that turned TOM CRUISE into a household name almost overnight--and simply because everyone under 35 who went to see it recognized their own fantasies being played out by a guy who was the antithesis of Andy Hardy.Well, almost everybody. Not everyone fantasizes about having his parents go away for the week-end so he can hire hookers to spice up his rather inexperienced sex life--and yet, that's the premise that put this film over the top at the box-office.While TOM CRUISE and REBECCA DeMORNAY do respectable enough jobs in their unbelievable roles, it's just a teen sex comedy with one thing on its mind and it gets pretty tiresome after the first thirty minutes have gone by with everyone concentrating on either sex or money.True, it's probably a pretty accurate portrait of how trashy American culture has gotten over the years and how youth is wasted on the very young--but the storytelling is never judgmental no matter how boorish the behavior is and there's no lesson in this for anyone to absorb. ""Get away with it if you can"", seems to be the moral philosophy of the screenplay. In short, it doesn't say a lot about suburban America's middle class cultural values.Not only does it present teen behavior in the worst possible way, but the blissfully ignorant parenting leaves much to be desired. In fact, the most unbelievable aspect of the story is the way the trusting parents react upon their return.Summing up: Pretty dismal comedy no matter how you look at it.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Salman Khan's song was great, other than that its one of the worst movie i have ever seen. Foolish fights and impractical comebacks by hero just because he is a hero.OK plot: the plot seemed feeble. It painted basically the idea that a bad guy(a goon and son of an alleged murderer),who was hated by the going to be father-in-law(an IG of police),kinda rejuvenates in love with a girl(IG's daughter).. I personally was looking for a better story than this one.not a great acting by the new comers, Sooraj and Athiya. Although i liked the acting, which was kinda mesmerizing as usual, of Aditya Pancholi.Overall the director tries hard to draw the film with bag full of emotions, which does not work out unfortunately.Looking forward, with a feel of giving a second chance to both the new comers, in their next film. Fingers crossed ! Best wishes !",anger,Movies_Reviews "In the deep woods of Echo Mountain, Pine Creek, three poachers are slaughtered by a predator and the survivor, Ed, organizes an illegal hunting with three other hunters. Meanwhile, the teenagers Rich (Dylan Purcell) and Jay (Brandon Henschel) are assigned by their biology teacher to prepare a seminar about species in danger of extinction. Jay invites his girlfriend Shea (Casey LaBow) and his cousin Jenny (Chelsea Hobbs) to camp with Rich and him in the forest to research animals for their work. Meanwhile the Indian Ranger John Eagleheart (Nathaniel Arcand) is also in the woods tracking the Sasquatch. When Ed and his men are attacked by the Big Foot, the teenagers try to escape to save their lives.""The Unknown"" is a bad collection of clichés and completely disappointing. The story begins without any previous development of the characters, and we see a group of illegal hunters being chased by a creature. Then we see the Sheriff and his Indian Ranger trying to protect the locals while the Mayor preoccupied with the season of tourism, in a situation repeated in many movies (""Jaws"", for example). The biology teacher joins a nerd with a bully in an absolutely illogical situation. The conclusion is silly and ridiculous. My vote is four.Title (Brazil): ""O Desconhecido"" (""The Unknown"")",fear,Movies_Reviews "Hooray for Hollywood! The world may be falling apart so like we needed money spent on a remake of ""The Thomas Crown Affair."" But then heck if Tinseltown in all its unoriginality doesn't do a bang-up fun job of unreality with characters who have no place in the Unreel World, from the classy looking opening credits to Sting covering ""Windmills of my Mind"" over the closing credits. In the opening scene I'm thinking, wait I know that woman's voice and voila it's Faye Dunaway from the original film as Crown's shrink - I cheered out loud (OK so I was the only one in the audience that got the joke).Pierce Brosnan and Renee Russo are an age-appropriate couple with genuine fireworks and chemistry (with help from director John McTiernan and editor John Wright in the tango and copulation scenes).There's unconventionally good music choices - that tango is from Three Penny Opera of all things and a terrific use of Nina Simone's ""Sinner Man"" in a marvelous Magritte-inspired ironically tense heist scene. Brosnan's trainer gets a credit, as there's plenty of skin. Russo laughs, a gorgeous belly laugh, unlike so many frozen femmes fatale.The credits also say that no museum was used as a locale, so gosh they really recreated the Met amazingly accurately (and how much did that cost?), though it didn't seem crowded enough Crown goes in at 9 when the museum doesn't open until 11.I would think this is a great date movie. (originally written 8/22/1999)",surprise,Movies_Reviews "A rather pleasant surprise, this comedy is hardly original but has some inspired moments of hilarity if you're willing to suspend a certain measure of disbelief. The writers are a little too blatant in their attempts at a ""There's Something About Mary"" (which came out the previous year) style romp and it takes a while to get used to seeing Spade as the romantic leading man, but once you're over that hump, the movie is a lot of fun. The film is not a classic and those who don't have a taste for raunchy humor should definitely stay away, but there are many worse comedies out there these days. Actually, one of Spade's better solo efforts.",joy,Movies_Reviews "i know it is hard to hear the opinion of somebody claiming to be located in the milky way, but, as the earth is part of that solar system, it is for real.if i had to sum up this show, i would call it a dressed up meat market. romantic ideals are desperately exploited to fill up the emptiness created by the convenience lifestyle.the bachelor as a television format, is a sublime object for cultural studies, as the show mirrors the decline of a nation. how confusing can it be to shop for love on television? how confusing can it be to watch shopping for love on television?on the good side, though, it does make one ponder on what it means to be human. if this is it, i am post-human.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Fallen is not your typical suspense film. There is very little gore, a clever plot, gorgeous cinematography...but it all adds up to the scariest movie I've ever seen. Why? It plays with your mind. The horror is confined to your brain and not shown onscreen. Some people will (and do) hate this film; it eschews graphic storytelling for a visual, intellectual approach. The ending, which has been criticized for many reasons, is actually the only plausible way it could end. Yes we like to see the human spirit triumph, but more often than not things do not work out the way we like them to. It's refreshing to see a movie which ends on a real level, giving the film a true-to-life credibility which enhances the terror even more. Highly recommended for the intellectual person. Those easily bored stay away.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This is possibly the worst Doctor Who episode ever penned. Last two weeks were brilliant with Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead, but then this the week after was unbelievably disappointing. Without trying to make a pun this episode was so repetitive, I went to get a drink half way through and when I came back they were still doing the whole ""repeating everything the Doctor says"". The lack of Catherine Tate was also disappointing as she really brings a lot of humour to every episode. The last 5 minutes was a sum up of the whole episode, with the previous 40 seemingly irrelevant. the only highlight for me was the last scene with Catherine Tate and the preview of next week.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Hugh Jackman is everywhere these days, from reprising his iconic Wolverine role in summer blockbuster X3, to starring twice alongside Scarlett Johansson in Woody Allen's Scoop and Christopher Nolan's The Prestige, and now, just lending his voice to a lead character in the animated film Flushed Away, co-starring his summer blockbuster star Sir Ian McKellen. Soon to come will be Darren Aronofsky's The Fountain. Whew! There seems to be no stopping this Hollywood flavour of the month!Despite this animated movie being yet another one of many based on talking animals, Flushed Away doesn't try too hard to be funny by steamrolling pop culture into the story. It just is funny with its deft touches, be it dialogue, slapstick, or various sight gags. Although it's set primarily in the sewers, it's beautiful chaos, with loads of little details all over that you'll probably need to watch it twice over to appreciate all the effort put in to create the computerized graphical sets.At first glance, you might think you're watching a Wallace and Gromit animated show. Yes, this is produced by the same studio, Aardman Animations, in association with Dreamworks, and it is no wonder that the animation, although computer generated, maintained a very clay like look and feel, as well as character designs bearing similar resemblance in style to W&G.The story is simple enough, yet adequately satisfying by the time the end credits roll. As the trailer suggested, Aristocratic rat pet Roddy from Kensington (Hugh Jackman) thought he just had the whole classy apartment to himself, when an unexpected guest Sid (Shane Richie) from the sewers gatecrashes into his abode, and ejects him through the ""jacuzzi"". All these in less than 10 minutes. So begins a mad journey in an unknown sewer world which replicated the modern London City above it with junk, where he has to figure out friend from foe, and find his way back to where he belongs.The themes of family and friends do not come on too strongly, instead the story preferred to let the character interactions bring forth the messages. Supporting or interfering in his quest are characters like Rita (Kate Winslet), The Toad (Ian McKellen), French Le Frog (Jean Reno), and rat minions Whitey (Bill Nighy) and Spike (Andy Serkis). It's quite commendable that in its less than 90 minutes runtime, it allowed for quite a bit of set action pieces to develop, along with almost laugh-a-minute lines of dialogue, a good mix of songs (Hugh sings!) and ooh, a diabolical plot.But what perhaps is the show stealer, are the sewer slugs. Ever popping up and performing at the right time, I'm sure they are crowd favourites despite their less than pleasant looking exterior. I wonder if they do sell the soft toy version, as it should be quite hilarious.If too many animated flicks left this year has left you jaded with the genre, Flushed Away just flushes away the competition. Worth checking out on the big screen!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Avoid this film at all costs! This is just a very very cheap remake of the french movie by the same name. Being a big fan of that Taxi, I was intrigued to see what the Yanks had done with it. Watching it was painful, the only reason I watched till the end was to see how low they were going to go with this film. Queen Latifa's performance is the only redeeming aspect of this film, who does her best with an unoriginal, crass and cheap script. The best scenes are direct rip-offs of the original film and Jimmy Fallon is wasted on a one dimensional ridiculous character.Go see the original french film and give this one as wide a berth as you can!",anger,Movies_Reviews "I wonder if anyone else got tired of watching young kids portrayed on screen as smarter than adults? Frankly, I got sick of it watching thousands of movies in the '90s. This movie had a prime example of that idiotic thinking. Note: an obnoxious young kid who talks and acts like he knows more than his father is NOT cute. It's stupid; it's annoying and it's wrong and it's another anti-family message that Hollywood loved to promote during this era. The message: don't respect your parents. You know more than them. Stephen Spielberg was a big proponent of this kind of thinking in many of his early films.Combine that with the always-annoying Meg Ryan, who has yet to make a good movie, and you have an extremely overrated film in ""Sleepless In Seattle. I was not shocked to find out Nora Ephron was a big contributor to this movie, directing it and helping to write the screenplay. This is the same ultra-liberal/secular writer who followed up this film with garbage like ""Mixed Nuts,"" ""Michael"" and ""You've Got Mail.""The characters in this film, beginning with Ryan's ""Annie Reed,"" are simply too unrealistic. Also, it's not recommended you fall in love with someone just by hearing their voice. It might help to get to know the person, in person, for quite some time before making a commitment. No wonder people in Hollywood over the ages can't get marriage right!Overall, a truly sappy movie filled with stupid messages and ridiculously overrated. It's junk.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Notting Hill is a district of west London that was built as a fashionable Victorian suburb, became very run down during the mid twentieth century and is now once again fashionable, but which retains a distinctly cosmopolitan atmosphere, with London's biggest street market and many small specialist shops. (My wife and I sometimes go there to shop for bargains). The hero of the film, William Thacker, is the owner of one of these shops, a travel bookshop. The film concerns the romance which develops between William and a young woman named Anna Scott whom he meets when she comes into his shop.As another reviewer has pointed out, 'Notting Hill' is based around a theme, love between people of unequal social standing, which has provided literature with some of its greatest works, both comic and serious, dating back at least to the tale of King Cophetua and the beggar-maid. Although many of these stories tell of a poor but honest lad who aspires to the hand of a princess or titled lady, Anna is not part of the Royal Family or the British aristocracy. She rather belongs to an even more exclusive elite, the Hollywood starocracy. She is a hugely popular film star who earns at least $15,000,000 per film, and pops into William's shop during a brief stay in London to publicise her latest movie. Although Anna is played by a real-life Hollywood superstar, Julia Roberts, the film is very typically British. William is similar to an number of other Hugh Grant characters, being a shy, diffident middle-class Englishman, probably public-school and university educated. (Despite this background, he is not particularly wealthy following a divorce from his first wife and is forced to share his lodgings with an eccentric Welsh flatmate, Spike). The humour of the film, particularly the dinner-party banter between William and his friends, is mostly of the typically ironic, self-deprecating variety popular in Britain, especially in middle-class circles. Rhys Ifans's Spike, by contrast, typifies another strand of British humour, the eccentric zaniness found in the likes of 'Monty Python'. Spike's strong provincial accent suggests a more working-class background; this possibly accounts for the teasing that he has to put up with from the other characters, although he takes it all in good part. William may be diffident, self-deprecating and unsuccessful, but he is probably the stronger of the two main characters. Anna is beautiful and successful, but underneath it all she is insecure, worried about losing her fame and fortune and about her inability to form lasting relationships with men. Early on in the film she has another boyfriend, Jeff, but it is clear that he is only the latest in a long string of unsatisfactory romances which have left her emotionally (and in some cases physically) bruised. The scene where Anna says to William 'I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her' is the one where we see her at her most vulnerable. Although both characters are in their late twenties or thirties, it is noteworthy that Anna refers to 'girl and boy' rather than 'woman and man'. Anna's vulnerability also comes through in her reaction in the scene where hordes of paparazzi appear on William's doorstep; William tries to play down the incident, and Spike finds it hugely amusing, but Anna is horrified. (The film was made shortly after the death of Princess Diana; this scene possibly reflects British disgust with the antics of the paparazzi, who were regarded as being partly to blame for the Princess's death). Like others, I found myself wondering how much Anna's personality reflects Julia Roberts's own; she too has had a number of unhappy relationships. Important roles are also played by Tim McInnerny and Gina McKee as William's best friend Max and his disabled wife Bella; the love of this ordinary couple for each other provides a more realistic, down-to-earth counterpart to the fairy-tale romance of William and Anna, helping to anchor the film more firmly in reality. The main charm, however, lies in the relationship of the two main characters, as Anna comes to realise that the seemingly ordinary William has a kindness and decency which count for more than the monstrous egos of Jeff and his like. Like 'Four Weddings and a Funeral', which was also written by Richard Curtis and starred Hugh Grant, 'Notting Hill' is one of the warmest and most human British films of the nineties. 7/10",joy,Movies_Reviews "The director's cut, no pun intended, seems to be a much better film than the one that was shown commercially, but it still is a far cry from a satisfactory movie to watch. Richard Rush could have done better, but the psychological film we see, adds nothing to what has already been shown before.From the beginning we realize who the killer is, as well as the person with the multiple personality problem. It's too obvious! The film relies heavily on the sexual attraction between Bill Capa and Rose. Much has been speculated in this forum about whether we are actually seeing Willis' willis, or not. Since most male stars wouldn't be caught dead showing their genitals, for obvious reasons, what is seen for a second in the pool scene is that of a body double. On the other hand, we see Jane March showing it all, which is a welcome attraction.Only the final sequence has any impact. There are many things in the plot that don't add up and the viewer is ahead of the story at all times.Bruce Willis with a hairpiece looks good. Jane March has a better chance with the character she plays. Also Brad Dourif, Lance Henriksen have their moments. The one that doesn't come across well is Ruben Blades, an otherwise excellent actor trying to do a Columbo routine in this film.",fear,Movies_Reviews "In the Stone Age, the strong caveman Tonda (John Matuszak) is the leader of a hostile tribe and the outcast Atouk (Ringo Starr) feels unrequited desire for Tonda's mate Lana (Barbara Bach). One day, Atouk is walking with his best friend Lar (Dennis Quaid) and they meet the cavewoman Tala (Shelley Long). They save her blind father Gog (Jack Gilford) from a tar pit and Tala fells unrequited affection for Atouk. Soon the smart Atouk becomes the leader of the misfit tribe and dispute the leadership of the whole clan and Lana with Tonda. But in the end, the leader needs a worthwhile mate.""Caveman"" is a hilarious silliness and is among the silliest movies ever made. But is funny and makes laugh a lot with the gags. The movie has its own language that is very easy to translate and understand the meaning of the words. Shelley Long is very beautiful and this movie introduced Ringo Starr to Barbara Bach that married each other in the end of the release year (1981). In the end, it is worthwhile watching this entertaining comedy. My vote is six.Title (Brazil): ""Caveman – O Homem das Cavernas"" (""Caveman – The Caveman"")",anger,Movies_Reviews "Review: Although the jokes were quite silly, the concept was sweet and the gullible Lamb Mannerhelm really did have a life changing experience in Las Vegas. The storyline follows Lamb Mannerhelms journey into exploring the world after suffering severe burns in an airplane crash. With loads of money at her disposal after the airline pays her out a lump sum, she heads to Las Vegas after denouncing God in church in front of her family and Christian congregation. Whilst in Las Vegas, she becomes friends with William (Russell Brand) who is a bartender in a seedy club. She also becomes friends with Loray whose a singer in the same club and she decides to show her the real Las Vegas. When William finishes his shift, he joins them on there crazy journey and Lamb gets introduced to many different aspects of the world. Its a sweat storyline which is based around people who have to live with a disability and find it hard to go out into the world. With the help of William and Loray, Lamb soon realises that she can do some good for people who also have there own insecurities and money problems, like the prostitute that she meets in the toilet. I would have liked to have seen what the prostitute done with the money but the director chose to cut that element out of the movie. Anyway, I liked the chemistry between Lamb, William and Loray and the progression of her journey was quite enjoyable. I must admit, I was expecting this movie to be really crap but it actually wasn't that bad. Russell Brand was quite toned down compared to a lot of his other performances and he showed a lot of sympathy to Lamb's disability which was a great touch to the storyline. Although the movie didn't get the big budget treatment and it didn't go down well with critics, it still has a very sweet concept which was enjoyable in places. Round-Up: Although Julianne Hough, 27, isn't a household name, she has starred in some big movies like Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone, Burlesque, Footloose (the remake), Rock of Ages and Safe Haven. There wasn't that much more that she could have done with the role in this movie so I can honestly say that she put in a good performance but I can't really remember her in any of the other movies. She hasn't really got that much in the pipeline in terms of major releases and as this movie didn't do well at the box office, she still has a way to climb before she hits the big time. This is the first movie directed by Diablo Cody, which is why it didn't get a massive distribution budget but she did write Ricki and the Flash which is an upcoming movie with Meryl Streep and Kevin Kline, the award winning Juno, the funny Young Adult and the weird Jennifer's Body. Most of the movies that she has directed have definitely touched audiences heart, from an emotional point of view but she hasn't been able to hit the same height as she did in 2007 with Juno. Personally, I think that she done a great job with this movie but it's a shame that it will go under the radar because of its poor ratings.I recommend this movie to people who are into their emotional comedy/dramas about a young girl who gets injured in a plane crash and leaves her small town to experience the world. 4/10",fear,Movies_Reviews "Though I really can't comment about the 'accuracy' of the story as I'm not a follower of the legend, as an entertainment venue I found ""First Knight"" to be lacking in most everything .... imagination, suspense, believability, emotion, depth, character/plot development, and any discernible dramatic conviction by the actors. I found myself neither liking nor caring about anyone in the film, though not for lack of trying! I kept watching, waiting for something good to happen/appear to make this film appealing, but salvation was a no-show. When the end credits rolled I gave up . . . but not before having to endure one of the most tepid, uninspired ensemble deathbed scenes 'performed' by name-brand actors I've ever seen. Upside of the movie? ... some pretty scenery and a few gorgeous galloping horses. Sad.",sadness,Movies_Reviews I saw Little Women tonight courtesy of a preview at my local theater. It was cleverly written by Greta Gerwig especially her use of flashbacks to tell the traditional story interspersed with a later one instead of a strictly linear retelling. The entire cast was outstanding with Saoirse Ronan leading the way. Definitely worth paying for!,sadness,Movies_Reviews "Really bad and stupid--so bad it isn't even funny. Kind of like ""Plan 9..."" You want to laugh at it, but it is so serious you can't.Like the other fellows commenting, I too was lured to the theater by the exciting teaser. I was 13 years old at the time, and it was the last time I was fooled into seeing such a bad SF effort! Totally disappointing, even for a kid.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Sadly, horror movie maestro Wes Craven died of brain cancer on August 30, 2015. The final film in which he was personally involved was ""The Girl in the Photographs"" (R, 1:35) (as an executive producer). That movie was first shown publicly at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) barely two weeks after Craven's death, both events marking the end of his 45+ years in the film industry. Although he did some work in other genres, Craven is best known for his innovative and popular approach to horror. Among his cinematic creations are the original versions of ""The Last House on the Left"" and ""The Hills Have Eyes"", which led to the ""Nightmare on Elm Street"" and ""Scream"" franchises, as well as other sequels and remakes of some of his early films, so they could be updated, and then discovered by new generations of horror fans. Whether you like it or not, ""The Girl in the Photographs"" (directed by Nick Simon, written by Simon, Oz Perkins and Robert Morast) represents Craven's last direct contribution to horror cinema. So, I guess the questions we have to answer now is what IS there to like about the film, and what… not? Colleen (Claudia Lee) is a bored grocery store cashier in the small town of Spearfish (in west central South Dakota). She's about 20-years-old, pretty, and in a rut. Collen has that job, a weasley jerk of a boyfriend named Ben (Toby Hemmingway) and… not much else. She feels like her life is going nowhere fast and there's nothing worthwhile on the horizon, but her life is about to get a lot more… interesting.One ordinary morning when Colleen is the first employee to arrive for work, she finds an 8 ½ x 11 inch photograph in the middle of the store's bulletin board. The photo shows a young woman who appears that she has been brutally murdered. Naturally, Colleen immediately takes the ghoulish pic to local law enforcement, but Sheriff Porter (Mitch Pileggi) tells her there's nothing he can do based on that one picture, which might show nothing more than someone's sick sense of humor. ""No body, no crime,"" is how he sums up the situation. He's right, but she grows increasingly frustrated. That photo was only the first of several Colleen finds. They get more and more gruesome, but there is still no evidence of a crime. Besides, Colleen has not been threatened in any way and there's always the possibility that the pictures have nothing to do with her and aren't even for her… until one ends up on the windshield of her car.Peter Hemmings (Kal Penn) is a Los Angeles photographer who specializes in artistic and often disturbing images. He reads about the very upsetting photos on the internet. Peter's upset too, but not about the subject matter. He's upset that he didn't think of it first. He takes the photographs as a personal affront. He doesn't know who the photographer is or why he would be taunting Peter, but Peter is sure the photos are aimed at him. He was born in Spearfish and, well, he's a famous photographer, so… this has to be personal… right? Peter decides to head home for a photo shoot that will top this ""dead model look"", as he calls it. His entourage includes his girlfriend, Rose (Miranda Rae Mayo), his long-suffering personal assistant, Chris (Kenny Wormald) and a couple models. They pile in and head for South Dakota.In Spearfish, world's collide! (Can't you feel that??) Peter and company rent a big cabin in the woods and when they go to the local supermarket to pick up some supplies, they meet Colleen. Peter likes her look and rudely tells the more diplomatic Chris to ask her to the house for a party. Colleen tries to invite her best friend, Jill (Eva Bourne), but can't get a hold of her. Oh, well. Colleen doesn't have anything else going on and this Chris guy is kinda cute – and a lot nicer than Ben. Meanwhile, we meet some of the other residents of Spearfish. There are these two guys named Tom and Gerry (Luke Baines and Corey Schmitt) and they like to take pictures of women. When they discover a new model they… oh, no you don't. Nice try, but you won't get any spoilers out of me. I guess you'll just have to watch the movie.""The Girl in the Photographs"" is smarter and more fun than a lot of people give it credit for. The premise is original and interesting. The cast could have been better, including the ""bad guy"" characters who were menacing, but should have been more so. However, Kal Penn stands out with his over-the-top version of the quintessential rude and self-important West Coast artist type. Simon's direction is a bit too loose and short on scares. The script should have kept more of its secrets until later in the story, but the clever and surprising ending mostly makes up for that shortcoming. The movie is well edited and very well shot, owing to the fact that the cinematographer, Dean Cundey, also shot the entire ""Back to the Future"" trilogy, ""Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"" (for which he got an Oscar nod) and the original films for two classic Hollywood franchises: ""Halloween"" and ""Jurassic Park"". In short, this movie's execution is hit-and-miss, but its basic story is right on target. I'll even go so far as to predict that this one will gain some more fans when it comes out on video. Somewhere, Freddy Krueger, Ghost Face and Wes Craven are all smiling… crooked, wicked smiles, but smiles nonetheless. From me, ""The Girl in the Photographs"" gets a ""B+"".",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I really enjoyed this movie because of Madonna, Madonna, and oh yes, Madonna. The plot is a joke, but Madonna steams up the screen considerably. This seemed like the perfect role for her, because it didn't even seem like she was acting. She so adeptly teases and torments Willem Dafoe that the viewer just knows that she is this kinky and sexy in real life! Madonna, handcuff me and drip candlewax on me anytime!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "There have been numerous adaptations of Alexandre Dumas' tale of The Three Musketeers, but none as strange or over-the-top as Paul W.S. Anderson's version. Yes, the script may be flawed and clichéd at parts, and sometimes the movie just feels a little dull at parts, but that doesn't stop the great, goofy fun that is The Three Musketeers.I've seen quite a few adaptations of the Musketeers, and i have to say the Disney version with Kiefer Sutherland is the best because it captures a serious and interesting story with funny and dynamic characters, but when i saw the trailer for this version, i felt as if the filmmakers wanted to just spoof the whole idea. Boy, was i wrong; this version was just as good as the Disney version, to me that is, only because it captures that same goofiness and adds more serious sword fights and action, while giving the story a steam-punk twist. Is it perfect? Absolutely not, but it is definitely worth buying on DVD as it's another fun swashbuckling tale that keeps you wanting more and has no reason to insult your intelligence as it was made to be a fun movie. Don't let the critics keep you from seeing this; just think a mixture of Pirates of the Caribbean & Sherlock Holmes with a dumbed-down script and you get The Three Musketeers 8/10 Stars***",disgust,Movies_Reviews "David Schwimmer plays a fellow so out of it, it's like he a 7 grader in a grown up the world. The other in the movie act their age, so watching David Schwimmer with these people is like going to the school yard and watching the 12 graders play sports while you watch them.The movie doesn't flow, it jumps in and out of life.It was hard for me to watch the movie at times.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Really don't know what is wrong with Salman ? movies do not ride safe just on his name or a song that he sung. Movie cannot run if he just says lies after lies, few are as below. 1) Sooraj will replace me ? come on Salman, he has to live may be million years more to come close to you 2) I have involved in frame by frame making of this movie - top most lie, and if it's not lie then this should be his last attempt to get involved into film making This film is so lousy along with it's hero that that lady man Heropanti's hero look legend against Sooraj. Tigmashu Dhulia - please stop acting, if you have not noticed your facial expression remained same all along the movie. You should stick to making Saheb Bivi & Gangster movie where you direct good actors unlike you.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Long (TOO long) story of two angels (dressed in black) walking among the people of Berlin--hearing their innermost thoughts and desires. Most people can't see them--only children and the young at heart One of them falls in love and wants to become human again. Of course that doesn't happen until 90 MINUTES have elapsed!Obviously, this film takes it's sweet time even setting up a plot. For a full hour and half you see the angels walking around and hearing what they hear. It's all somber and shot in black & white which makes it all the more depressing. After 90 minutes I was bored and very depressed. As other posters have said it DOES have some incredible imagery--but it's not attractive imagery. It's all bleak and desolate. Also the slow pace makes this very difficult to sit through. It seems director Wim Wenders believes a film has to be slow and bleak to be art. Well, that doesn't make it art...it makes it slow and bleak! The acting is also pretty bad...but the director is obviously more concerned about images than acting. And the nonstop thoughts you hear make little sense and NEVER stop! The only bright spots are some beautiful color photography and Peter Falk who is obviously enjoying himself...but damned if I knew what he was doing in this!I'm giving it a 4--and that's just for the photography. This is basically a very overrated, pretentious film that THINKS it's making an artistic statement. The late Pauline Kael nailed it in her review of it in the New Yorker back in 1988--she said a friend of hers didn't want the movie to end...but couldn't wait to get out of the theatre!",joy,Movies_Reviews "Dario Argento's films are not thrillers, never horror, they're locked/liberated in visionary architectures that ignore everything that does not belong to their own reality. Dario Argento is maybe the last ""fellinian"" in the italian cinema, the only one who's capable of creating visionary universes, independent and totally abstract, following their own rhythms, erasing everything else but the obscure, autistic fantasy of their author. That's why his movies, and especially his last movies, are probably misunderstood by people - they are probably too visionary, too deep down in the depths of the director's obsessions, too abstract and sublime to find the critic's approval. When you watch a Dario Argento movie you have to remember the artificious naivety of a perception that recognizes only its light. You have to accept the poetical world of an author who plays with the shadows of his soul creating characters that are made only of anguish and life. And death. Reality is somewhere else, it belongs to another universe, it reveals to other eyes. So, the Phantom of the Opera: a romantic (melo)drama dedicated to a shadow that has never met the sun, the film is totally locked into itself, trapped in the artificial world of the Opera, whipped by passion, possession, addiction, liberation. The outside world is excluded: we see it only once, Paris's roofs floating in the thin air, a lyrical space of a fantasy (that's why it's emphasized), Argento is christening a world that doesn't - can't - know his reality. The whole movie gets deliriously sublime and genuinely lyrical as it gets farther away from reality, announcing life/death in the end, stretching itself into nothingness until the last painfully beautiful image of Christine Daaè/Asia Agento's face, running, her back towards the light (salvation), while her face still facing the shadows, the darkness, the inside. Like Burroughs said ""real directors are those who can create a universe in which they've lived or they'd love to live"". So, ironically Argento today is the only possible hypothesis of ""politically useful"" cinema. I hope that Dario Argento, Asia Argento and Claudio Argento will keep delivering us these precious gems for a long, long time.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Fairy tale about the romance between two dogs from opposite sides of the tracks gets colorful, warm, old-fashioned Disney treatment. Cinemascope cartoon unfolds with valentine-like flair, all the ribbons and bows are in place, yet the requisite cutesy flourishes and manipulation inevitably turn up (one dog, thought to have been killed, shows up LIMPING in the next scene!). Yet, it's hard to complain when the rest of the pieces fall into place so snugly. The plot is, by turns, comfortably predictable and still pleasingly reassuring, though a bit heavy with incidental chatter. The Peggy Lee music is delightful, and the ""Bella Notte"" sequence alone, with the spaghetti, breadsticks and the drippy candle, is simply superb. *** from ****",joy,Movies_Reviews "Teenager Tamara (Jenna Dewan) has it rough. She's ridiculed by all the popular ""kids"" for being shy, bookish, frumpy and because of her interest in witchcraft. All of the football players and cheerleaders are especially angry at her for writing an article on steroid abuse for the school paper. On top of this, her dad's a drunk, her mom's not around and she's secretly in love with her supportive English teacher (Matthew Marsden). The popular kids set up a cruel prank to humiliate her, accidentally kill her during a struggle, bury the body in the woods and make a pact to keep silent. To their shock, the very next day Tamara walks back into the classroom looking seductive and, uh, dressed to kill. Yep, back from the dead and ready for supernatural revenge against everyone involved. She also takes time out to make her sexually abusive pop eat a beer bottle and tries to seduce her English teacher away from his wife (Claudette Mink), a guidance counselor at the school.Acting and writing are strictly mediocre. You can also tell the people responsible for this have seen such movies as CARRIE (1976), HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II (1987) and THE CRAFT (1996) because it borrows wholesale from all three of those superior films. There's some gore (a guy cutting off his ear and tongue and then stabbing his eyeball probably being the best bit), a nasty vomiting scene and a few campy/witty one-liners. Not an awful film by any means, but not much originality went into it either.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Absolutely fantastic film, great history behind it and the actors and actresses play their roles with such passion. Definitely states a lot about the Ottoman Empire times and a lot of history behind many cultures who are still strong in growth as of today across the world. If you are interested in seeking a film that will pull you into the screen and get lost in suspense of disbelief then this is the movie of the year that you should invest your time into watching with no distractions.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Bad, very bad. Even with Connery aboard, still bad. The classic story of Arthur is turned into Jello with this one. The whole experience of Arthur relies on the softly focused mystical aura that surrounds him and his supposed time. This film gives us nothing but day-glo colors and Richard Gear prancing around like an idiot dodging hammers and whirly-gigs. What is that? Connery is far too old to pull Arthur off. Arthur is young and idealistic. That fact is much of what makes the legend what it is. He sets a new era in motion then dies before he sees it take hold. Arthurian legend has always suffered at the hands of film makers and this more recent example causes much suffering. Over simplified, over colored, overripe, just plain bad. Looking for the Arthurian legend on film? John Borman's Excalibur is still your best bet. I only give it a two because it has swords.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Sleeping Beauty is a production of The Asylum—a film production company known for making so-called 'mockbusters'. These mockbusters are films that are released to coincide with the release of big studio epics in order to capitalize on the hubbub surrounding the big-budget movies. They feature titles that are VERY similar to the bigger films—and this movie is being released just before Disney's big summer release Malificent! A few other examples of their films are Atlantic Rim, Death Racers, American Battleship, Snakes on a Train…and many others that have titles almost like blockbuster films. Because of this, it's obvious the film will have a low budget and very modest pretensions—and most likely will be a film you'll see coming direct to DVD. And, I might add, it's filmed entirely in Bulgaria.The cast for Sleeping Beauty is very, very unusual. It seems like this production was a real family affair. In addition to acting in the film, Casper Van Dien directed the film. This isn't so unusual. However, his wife (Catherine Oxenberg) also is in the film…as are Van Dien's three daughters! This makes for a most unusual pedigree. However, despite being a family film, in many ways I would NOT recommend this film for your entire family! Nor would I recommend it to the youngest of Van Dien's kids. This is because this odd version of the classic story has a lot of intense gore as well as a reference to rape—and I really am not sure why these were included in the film.The first portion of the film is much like the Perrault story as well as the Disney tale. A king and queen have a daughter and they invite everyone to come celebrate with them EXCEPT for the one person who happens to be a complete maniac and almost all-powerful sorceress. When this nasty lady arrives and is miffed by never receiving an invitation, she curses the girl to die by being pricked by splinter from a spinning wheel by the time she turns 16. However, the good fairies are able to change the curse—instead making it so the princess will sleep for as long as it takes until a prince of good heart will come and kiss her. Weirdly, they also put the entire kingdom to sleep when she falls asleep —even though this seems like an incredibly bad idea as it leaves the kingdom to the nasty sorceress.So far this is pretty much the classic story. However, this is all shown in the first quarter of the film! Having the prince battle his way in, kill the sorceress and kiss the sleeping girl clearly had to be padded out…a lot. So, they created an all-new story about a wastrel idiot of a prince, his lackey friends and his whipping boy. Is this interesting? Mildly—but often the characters behave inconsistently and you wonder why anyone would follow this prince, since he is a complete and total moron. But as I said above, there is a lot of adult content tossed in as well as some incredibly bad dialog from time to time. The overall effect isn't bad…but it is muddled and not particularly noteworthy unless you thought the original story should be spiced up with zombies, spinal columns being yanked out, be-headings and the like. It's not good…but not completely terrible either if you absolutely must see a classic fairy tale infused with zombies and the like. I do wonder, though, who exactly would really want to see this one---it's certainly not the average viewer.",sadness,Movies_Reviews """Khota hai, par mera hai"" Aditya Pancholi correctly said for Sooraj.'Hero' starts with a heavily tattooed Sooraj (Sooraj Pancholi) flexing his muscles and thrashing the goons, one by one or all of them at once. The villain also says ""Hero ki tarah entry maarta hai, khud ko Hero samajhta hai kya"". Now you can have an idea, what are you going to watch for next 125 minutes? It is the remake of ""Hero"" which made Jackie Shroff and Meenakshi Sheshadri stars overnight, it was Subhash Ghai and it was also 1983. Then the love story, dialogs, action scenes, melodrama and villains were not clichéd, but now these are truly are, but it has a soulful music.It has been three decades and we are watching same thing with different star cast, high voltage action sequences, a muscular protagonist and Athiya Shetty.Screenplay does not offer anything but clichés, cheesy dialogs, every frame is predictable, forced comedy and but it has some unpredictability too, that is the songs, because songs can come at whatever time. Nikhil Advani thought- ""We don't have anything to show, let us insert a song"" this way he has inserted six songs. Writing is poor and it does not give a scope for any character to behold the story.Sooraj could have done better if he had concentrated on his acting than musculature, he used all the screen time arching his muscles and doing death defying action scenes, at one point he escapes a bullet as a bicycle comes in front from nowhere. Athiya Shetty screen presence is bad and her acting too. Sooraj and Athiya speak Hindi doing a weird accent which does not exist, when we speak Hindi.Tuigmanshu Dulia has been wasted and looks indifferent, other casts have nothing good to do.I think Nikhil Advani was in haste as he has to release another movie too because his direction was really bad.Ctrl+Alt+Delete should be the name of the movie.Not recommended.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I never thought I would sympathize so much with the Evil Stepmother, but this movie managed to do it. Cate Blanchett did a terrific job, and besides you really have to feel sorry for someone dealing with raising three girls by herself, without being able to get any money except through their marriages, with two being utterly silly and her stepdaughter being such a nice pushover that she responds to everything with ""Have courage and be kind"", even when it is out of context. I wanted to slap or shake Cinderella several times, and by the end I was rooting for her stepmother to win, which is not the original aim of the movie. Another detail that bothered me, I liked Luscious Malfoy blond hair with dark eyebrows, but here it really doesn't work.",joy,Movies_Reviews "As someone who has been burned by every single Hollywood adaptation of Les Miserables, let me categorically state that this time it was done right! Everything from the acting to the music to the sets was borderline perfect. The only thing that could possibly be considered a negative was something that was absolutely unavoidable. That is, when you are taking a novel as voluminous as Les Miserables and condensing it into a feature length movie, some things will be cut or rushed. This is no exception. The movie moves at breakneck speed. Anyone who is fond of the Broadway musical will no doubt not be bothered by it, but people new to the story or those who have only read the novel might be put off by it.As far as the acting and music is concerned, I can find very little to fault. Russel Crowe was the weakest of the lot as I just didn't find his voice to be up to the task of singing some of Javert's songs (Stars immediately springs to mind). Hugh Jackman, Anne Hathaway, and Samantha Barks were all especially good. The intense emotions their characters experience throughout the story are perfectly performed.This naturally leads to a critique of the music. Anyone familiar with the Broadway show will undoubtedly find themselves joyously mouthing along to the familiar lyrics and might be surprised at a couple of brand new songs written specifically for the movie. Just as in the show, the music is brilliant and meshes wonderfully with the story.One of the biggest treats, however, were the sets and special effects. The beauty and squalor of 19th century Paris was showcased magnificently and it really allowed you to become engrossed in story.This is a movie that both fans of the novel as well as fans of the musical can both fall in love with, since even though there are some deviations from the novel this is still the closest a film version has ever come to being completely faithful to the book. Additionally, this movie is a perfect chance for those who have never read the book or haven't heard of or had a chance to see the Broadway show. I wholeheartedly recommend this film to everyone. My only warning is to limit your fluid intake, since at 2.5+ hours your chance of encountering an overflowing bladder is a very real danger.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I was really looking forward to watching this movie, but I kept waiting for it to get going. There wasn't much of a story, it was very basic, and virtually no action which is something i expected. I know actors sometimes appear in movies for friends, and I just wonder if this was the case for this one. This is my first review. I had to get off my backside and make a review because I usually read and get really annoyed when all the 10/10 appear on a movie that clearly isn't. I will be reviewing more.",anger,Movies_Reviews "A will done chase, a love story, a bit of an old hack, Anthony Hopkins is spry and young-ish. This is not a typical spy hunt. Very fast action. Lots of fast cars. A serious deadline. Twists and turns almost give it some authenticity.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "With their swords dusted off and old-fashioned swashbuckling adventure clearly in mind, The Three Musketeers make it back to the big screen in this engagingly colourful and action-packed romp, with director Paul W S Anderson displaying verve and panache in this rousing 3D re-booting of the much-filmed French classic novel. It is a well-crafted bit of mainstream entertainment that doesn't disappoint in terms of good old-fashioned swashbuckling fun. As he displayed in Resident Evil: Afterlife – the most recent of his hit zombie/sci-fi films, which star Milla Jovovich – Anderson has an appreciation and sure touch when it comes to 3D work, and it does help his delve into a colourful and dynamic movie-version of 17th century Europe as the Musketeers set about plenty of sword-fights, carousing and general derring-do. The Three Musketeers is a film that critics will find it easy to sneer at, but it is a well-crafted bit of mainstream entertainment that doesn't disappoint in terms of good old-fashioned swashbuckling fun.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Now do not be offended by any of this, this is just my opinion.No I am not a rabid Twilight hater. I read the books, yes all of them. I thought they were interesting. Not very original, well thought out, or well written, but decent enough to read. I had several problems with this movie. It's not just the cast. Though I think Cam Gigandet did an excellent job as James. Okay my main problem with the cast was not really who they picked. I guess it boils down to the fact that Bella and Edward really are not that interesting. Is it so much to ask for a heroine who isn't so whiney and can take care of herself. Or maybe a vampire who isn't broody and boring and doesn't SPRAKLE! ((sorry that just bugs the **** out of me)) I think if they had stuck more to the actually book it would have been better. Granted, not by much, but it would have at least gotten 5 stars from me.I do like the cinematography. The movie is gorgeous visually, and as i stated before the acting was not terrible. I would have picked different people for most of the cast, but thats me. I do have one more thing to say before i end this.RABID TWIlIGHT FANS NEED TO CALM DOWN!!! ITS JUST A BOOK AND MOVIE SERIES!! don't take the fact that people don't like it to heart. if you like it, thats great.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Shot on location in Chicago, Next Of Kin is about a culture clash between two groups that are known for longstanding vendettas. They would be the Sicilian Mafia and the hillbillies of the Appalachians.Patrick Swayze is one of three brothers of whom the youngest, Bill Paxton, is killed after organized crime takes over a trucking firm he was a driver for. They killed the wrong guy because in addition to being Paxton's brother, Swayze is also a Chicago police detective. Of course Swayze has to operate within the parameters of the law. That's not the case for the oldest brother Lian Neeson. He comes to Chicago just looking for them that did the deed.Andreas Katsulas is the Mafia crime family head and he's got an idiot son played by Ben Stiller whom he turns over to enforcer Adam Baldwin to learn the business. Stiller goes right to the top of the criminal food chain with Baldwin when he and Baldwin kill Paxton. But Baldwin is a survivor and he'll do whatever it takes to survive.The showdown between hillbillies and Mafioso takes place with a cemetery at night serving as the OK Corral. It's quite a battle and justice is served if not the law.Next Of Kin is your routine action film, but it does have one thing going for it that I have to praise. The hillbillies are real people here, they're not the Clampetts of Beverly Hills nor the mouth breathers from Deliverance. I'm glad that the producers avoided stereotyping them which would have been easy. Swayze is a good action hero and his leading lady is Helen Hunt who as Mrs. Swayze in the film is not given all that much to do. Fans of the late Patrick Swayze will be very happy with Next Of Kin.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I am somewhat embarrassed to say this, but _Maniac_ is simply not that bad of a film. The acting is hammy, but its ineptitude doesn't even approach the Ed Wood level. This is an exploitation film, pure and simple. It was created to show insanity and scantily clad women when such things were prohibited from the mainstream. It is actually quite entertaining, especially when compared to other 1930s B-movies. The plot is certainly loopy, but not beyond following._Maniac_ is not a ""good"" film, but I would not put it anywhere near the running for worst movie of all time. That honor should be reserved for complete disasters like _Manos, The Hands of Fate_, _Robot Monster_ (which is probably the ultimate ""so bad it's good"" film), _Glen or Glenda_, _Big Jim McLain_, _Ninja Wars_, _The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant_, or _Dracula vs. Frankenstein_. These films were trying to be snappy entertainment and came out horribly wrong. _Maniac_ was trying to be exactly what it is.",disgust,Movies_Reviews This one could have been decent - even on a budget! I didn't have a problem with Beast - he was fine considering the budget. What really irked me was them giving Belle a short dress - really out of place for this time era. Also irked by the dialogue - it sucked along with the actors. Cartoon version definitely wins this one hands down!2/10,fear,Movies_Reviews "Frivolous, fun romantic comedy from the '80s. The basic plot is that a girl (Kim Cattrall) in Ancient Egypt is being forced into a marriage she doesn't want. So she prays to the gods and is magically transported/reincarnated/whatever to the future, where she becomes a mannequin that only comes to life for Andrew McCarthy.I know this movie is almost universally derided but I can't help but love it. It's a sweet, funny, innocently goofy movie that always puts a smile on my face. McCarthy and Cattrall are adorably likable leads. They're helped by a great supporting cast, including Estelle Getty and Meshach Taylor. Not to mention a soundtrack of great '80s songs. In a lot of ways, this movie reminds me of old comedies from the 1930s or 40s. It doesn't care if every little detail of the fantasy plot makes sense. It's just trying to show the audience a good time and, in my case at least, it accomplishes that.",joy,Movies_Reviews "To make Freaky Friday work perfectly; you would have to believe that Jamie Lee Curtis is Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan is Jamie Lee Curtis. Although at times it seemed that way, at other times, it just seemed like Lohan was trying to be Curtis and Curtis was trying to be Lohan. Any way you look at it, Freaky Friday is a family-friendly film that tries to please everyone, and does. It pleases shallow teen prep girls because of Chad Michael Murray. It pleases teen boys because of Lindsay Lohan. It pleases older men because of a Jamie Lee Curtis thong shot. It pleases older women because of Mark Harmon. It pleases the whole family, being that they already saw Finding Nemo and it's the only other family movie out there.Tess Coleman (Jamie Lee Curtis) (changed from Ellen Andrews from the novel by Mary Rodgers) is a harried psychiatrist who still has time for her family. Anna Colemen (Lohan) (changed from Annabel Andrews) is supposed to be a typical teenager (but is anything but), and has daily fights with her younger brother Harry (Ryan Malgarini) (changed from Ben Andrews). Tess is going to marry Ryan (Harmon), because her husband died three years ago (can't there be a Disney movie with both parents still alive?), of whom Anna doesn't approve. After a fueled feud, Tess and Anna open fortune cookies that switch bodies: Tess is in Anna's body, and vice versa. Whatever will be done?Although most people have praised Curtis for her accurate portrayal of a typical teen (although with the people at my school, what she does is anything but typical), and she should be, Lohan does better at being an adult. If Lohan, a teenager, could be an adult so well, that's rather scary. I thought at most times Lohan was Tess, but Curtis was having too much fun as Anna to really be thought of as great. Instead of acting like Lohan, Curtis just acts like a young kid who just ate too much ice cream.One part of Freaky Friday that I didn't like is how often we were put in an awkward situation. And when they were there, they just didn't seem plausible. All of a sudden, Anna-as-Tess is a guest on a talk show, talks to someone she has a crush on, and watches Tess-as-Anna perform? Not only were they awkward, they were just not believable. On the other hand, Freaky Friday not only has some genuinely funny moments, but is also quite touching at times. Obviously, it was going to be, and Tess and Anna were going to learn to respect each other, considering it was shown in the trailer.One other part I didn't like was how far it strayed from the book. It only focused on Anna-as-Tess (Annabel-as-Ellen), and how she spent her day. Of course, back then she was a housewife, but now she has to be a successful doctor. I do admire it for changing it, unlike others, which is basically watching the book. Overall, Freaky Friday is a likable, pleasant 90-minute diverter. It won't change your life, but you won't be upset you saw it.My rating: 7/10Rated PG for mild thematic elements and some language.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "OK...this movie may not be academy award material, but it does have a quaint little charm to it that makes it an enjoyable little movie. The relationship that builds between Jack Nicholson and Ellen Barkin goes from little more than an intended con job (he's being blackmailed to steal a manuscript for a tell-all book from one of his clients) on the part of Nicholson to something very strong between the two. A strong friendship also develops between Nicholson and the dog he uses as part of his scam. The movies funniest moment stem from Nicholson's frustration over his feelings for Barkin and what he has to do to get the manuscript. Although not widely received by critics and considers a rather large flop, Man Trouble has a sincere charm to it that makes it a gem...as long as you're not a snobby wannabe film critic, i believe if you give the film a chance, you will come to really enjoy it.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I'd give this a six or seven. The first half of the movie is an absolute riot, with both Kim Basinger and Bruce Willis doing a great job with physical comedy. However, the second half drags despite a near film-stealing performance by William Daniels, as tart as ever. As mentioned in an earlier review, the continuity of the story stumbles in several places, most notably when the two main characters declare that they never want to see each other and, without benefit of any developing scenes, suddenly can't live without each other. Looks like part of the film got left on the cutting room floor. Unfortunately, this is a consistent aspect of Blake Edwards' films (see Skin Deep, which is almost unintelligible). This film is no exception.Still, if it comes up on cable (pay channels only), you could do a lot worse than Blind Date.",fear,Movies_Reviews "After three films of diminishing quality, more than anything, Shrek Forever After begs the obvious question: why? Unfortunately the answer is also all too obvious with the franchise having grossed one billion dollars domestically and oodles more overseas. For what it's worth, this instalment is better than the last but fails to hold a candle to Shrek 2 and pales to the point of apparition when compared to the original.The characters that populate the ""Shrek"" universe remain as endearing as ever in principle, but after four movies there is little that can be done to keep them animated, so to speak. That is why it comes as no surprise that the plot of this film has the mythical land of Far Far Away being turned on its head by the devious Rumplestiltskin, morphing all familiarity into a bizzaro world of sort, and I'll admit, it does add an iota of charm to the proceedings. Shrek (Mike Myers) finds himself tired of family life with his ogre wife Fiona (Cameron Diaz) and longs for his bachelor days of terrifying townsfolk and signs a contract with 'Rumple' as he is less than affectionately called. Things don't turn out nearly as he imagined and Shrek must fulfil a loophole in the contract to turn things back to the way they were.The original gang all return along with Shrek and Fiona. We have the swashbuckling Puss in Boots (Antonio Banderas), the chatty Donkey (Eddie Murphy) and Julie Andrews and John Cleese as the Queen and King respectively. There are also a number of celebrity voice cameos including Larry King and Regis Philbin and all add up to a lively time at the movies. In the movies defence, the lack of freshness never translates to boredom.The biggest issue with Shrek the Third was the weak attempt to inflate the voice cast, making things more monotonous yet. DreamWorks has clearly learned from this mistake and in addition to tweaking the familiar character's personas in this alternate reality, find a decent villain in Rumplestiltskin (Walt Dohrn) along with great comedians the likes of Craig Robinson and Jane Lynch. The animation is as stellar as ever and it never ceases to amaze how lifelike a film can look that has a talking donkey at its center.What makes this descendant of Shrek somewhat distinguishable is that it presents itself more as homage then adhering to the spoof ideology that characterized the others. Shrek Forever After is part Aladdin, part Bedazzled and more than a sprinkle of It's a Wonderful Life. There are also many more laughs in this film than the previous, and can often be attributed to site gags sprung from the new universe (an obese Puss in Boots provokes more than a few guffaws).What everyone has to remember, first and foremost, is that the ""Shrek"" franchise is meant for children and I don't believe any of the four instalments could disappoint an eight year old. It is the accompanying adults that need to be wary of the growing tedium in the franchise, but thanks to a plethora of talented actors and a significantly more satisfying storyline, Shrek Forever After makes for an entertaining diversion, even if it's no longer magical.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Needless to say, Edward Burns is a truly talented writer/director, who possesses a brilliant ear for dialogue. Like in all his films, ""She's the One"" is composed of an interesting array of characters, whose lives all intersect in interesting ways. There's loads of great dialogue and the performances are pitch-perfect! John Mahoney steals many scenes as the unorthodox father. I've always felt Cameron Diaz was a fine actress, but recently she's become such a sex symbol that most of her roles seem to now compose of her standing in front of the camera, looking pretty and flashing her one-in-a-million smile. I think this is one of her best performances, and definitely her most overlooked. Jennifer Aniston has reached that status as well, and I also feel this is one of her best performances. Lesser-known actor Mike McGlone (who also starred in ""The Brothers McMullen"") is very charismatic and funny, and steals many scenes. It's a surprise that I don't see him in too many movies. Maxine Bahns (also from ""McMullen"") is the only actress in the cast who kind of sleeps through her role. But I must say, she is no strain on the eyes. I just read that she's a quarter Brazillian and a quarter Chinese. That must be where she gets her exotic beauty. If you want to see a funny, honest, amusing comedy where characters talk like REAL people--this is the movie to see! The film is mainly dialogue-oriented, and doesn't have any special effects or crude sight gags--which is almost a rarity nowadays. Yes, you can make an interesting film out of realistic people in realistic situations. Take some notes, aspiring filmmakers. My score: 9 (out of 10)",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I was hardly amused when I saw the previews for this movie. It didn't look that good, I'm not that big of a Dane Cook fan (and in no way a Jessica Simpson fan), and I didn't enjoy ""Waiting"" too much (though I'm not sure how much that relates). This movie has more wit than it knows what to do with, and I laughed out loud numerous times. All the acting was spectacular and I was surprised to find that the writing had equal amounts of humor and heart.To come into it thinking it was going to be terrible and coming out thinking it was one of the better movies I've seen in a while, I'd say that's an accomplishment. Though its only my opinion of course, check it out if your curious.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I enter every movie viewing with energy and delight, and this time was no different, but by the time that thing was over I was angry. I am shocked that this is a classic and won so many awards- shocked, to an extent. I'm aware that society was ~different~ back then but I can't just ignore the blatant sexism prevalent in films from this time. In the same way that a racist movie would infuriate me beyond my ability to ignore for entertainment's sake, the disgusting misogyny in this film made it nearly unbearable. People say, ""it was a different time!"" but I don't care. It's disgusting now, it was disgusting back then, and no art/entertainment gets a pardon just because it was a hit when it came out.Despite this film having a female lead, she was nothing but a plot device. How the main character could make a total of ONE decision of her own within the span of an entire feature film is truly beyond me. Summaries of the film cushion the plot with things like, ""she agrees to help him if he keeps her secret"" but in actuality this was a woman on the run from a controlling father who was threatened with violence into giving that sleazy reporter a story or else he would give her up to that controlling father. Literally romanticized Stockholm's Syndrome. This is described as a romance movie but there was nothing romantic about it. This is a movie about men wanting a woman to do what they want instead of what she wants. The word ""demented"" popped into my mind multiple times while watching in reaction to things these men would do to her.The characters were really annoying, all of them. The things that were supposed to be romantic were just gross. There must be a million ways to make a story about a runaway heiress, you know? It's an interesting premise but it was executed incredibly poorly, with totally unlikeable characters and multiple disturbing dynamics in play. Plot holes so enormous even the male lead's gigantic head would get lost in them. Professional appearance, decent sound, standard cinematography- not a particularly artistic film. Weak story, poorly told, no character development besides developing them from strangers to creepy, controlling jerks. I hope no bizarre situation occurs in which I am ever forced to watch this again.4/10 Bye love you",anger,Movies_Reviews "I saw this in the video store a couple of times and I thought it looked like a good movie but I never took it home until a week ago. I started watching it and found it quite good at the beginning but then it came down to the IMDb rating of 4.1. I'll give you what was good and what wasn't about it but this may ruin the whole movie for you. The gore was bad, and I mean really bad, you see body parts flying off which you can buy in a joke shop and in no way looked real. Every time Faust started fighting some lame rock music would come on and the fight scenes would only last for like 30 seconds which were not very well choreographed. Faust's costume was rubbish too, those antenna's on his head wiggled every time he moved his head which showed how fake it was. Especially with his cloak, it looked like something the costume designers had cut out from an old raincoat. Mark Frost looked good when he was supposed to be insane, but then when you realise he's not crazy and he's supposed to be the big hero, he really doesn't look very good. He doesn't give the watchers much respect for Faust, when he like running down the train he looks quite stupid. Maybe if he would have moved straight way up and killing anything that even tried anything would him, that would have being alright. ""I wanted you from the moment I saw you"" says Jade de Camp to Mark Frost, when she first saw him he was tied up in a stray jacket in complete silence, this girl has a strange taste in men. They made Jade go nuts on the table which made her character lose all self dignity and made her look like a complete idiot which was embarrassing to watch. There is one particular scene where M is making his, let's say exotic wife driven into lust, which made me feel so sick that I went off my dinner and breakfast the next morning.But here's an advantage which I liked about this movie, and that was Andrew Divoff, I have wanted to see him in the wishmaster but have not been so lucky. Then when I heard he was in this I was pretty excited and when watching this he was as cool and fantastic as all his fans make out. He's the one thing that did make me watch this two more times, avoiding certain scenes though. OK, there are more disadvantages than advantages but either way, if I don't see anything else good in the store (which I should hope will have a small chance) I will be renting this again. All in all, 5 or 6/10.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I saw virtually no redeeming qualities in this movie. The only thing I did see was Quentin Tarantino's seeming insane obsession for it... There were some attractive women in this movie and perhaps that is one decent quality. Overall however, I found this movie surrealistic and ridiculous. The hand held film making coupled with slow motion and other cinematic gimmicks I found clumsy and dizzying, even sickening. Overall the music throughout was horrible and repetitive to the extreme as well reminding me of psychological warfare of the U.S. military against various malcontents.The various vignettes that made up the movie are haphazard in their placement and unfulfilling and unresolved in their content and ""conclusions."" A depressing movie (not a true _film_, a term I reserve for true art) that left me with a bad feeling. Do not believe the various people that try and spin this as a ""romantic comedy"" though there are certainly isolated elements of both this movie repudiates in content, form, and conclusion any association with this genre.I suggest staying far away notwithstanding the seemingly overwhelming positive views of IMDb and other ratings sources.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I wanted to watch this movie because I thought that this would be a good and intelligent knock off of Planes. When I watched the movie, it just didn't sync up with the trailer, and instead had little to no music. The movie had boring dialogue that you would expect from any other knock off movie. The 2D graphics were cool, but the 3d graphics were mediocre. The only thing that I remembered from this movie was the metal clanking when the dumb APC ""blinks"" his eyes. The ""blinking"" gets annoying and ends up to be the only thing you would anticipate in this movie. At least this movie wasn't just a goof up like ""A car's life"" or ""Tiny Robots"". Mediocre film.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Teen comedies in general are pretty silly and stupid. Most of these movies know it and they don't even TRY to take themselves seriously.At least they're honest about it.100 Girls, on the other hand, tries to deliver ""insight"" into sexism and differences the sexes but really just goes out of it's way to show 2 hours of wishful thinking from the perspective of a ""nice guy"".Basically, this movie reduces men and women relationships down to such asinine levels it hurts. It first does so by reducing men down to 2 archtypes: Assholes and Nice Guys. Ron and Crick? Assholes, and both are just severely insecure with themselves. And of course, they're so unbelievably misogynist that by comparison, the main character's misogyny almost seems benign.But let's see what this kid does: He breaks into a women's dorm, invades half of their privacies, vandalizes half of the dorm facilities, and all this because he was looking for that one girl that he might or might not have met. Yeah, if that's not friggin' creepy stalker behavior, I don't know what is.And of course, all these women are just SWOONING over him. Not a single one finds him utterly creepy. Not one.OH yeah, and we have strawman of a professor, the feminazi of women's studies. Great. Another caricature born out of ignorance for the studies.ugh, at least American Pie had the decency not to include a goddamn manifesto in its dialogue.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "The seventies Hammer Horror film, Dr Jekyll and Sister Hyde, took the ridiculous idea of Robert Louis Stevenson's Dr Jekyll accidentally turning himself into a woman and ended up making a brilliant horror film out of it - David Price's film, on the other hand, takes the same idea, pretty much ditches the horror and spins it into a worthless comedy. I really wish I'd watched the Hammer film again instead of wasting my time on this garbage, but unfortunately, it's too late now. Robert Louis Stevenson would probably turn in his grave if he knew what had become of his classic story, and I wouldn't blame him for it. This film mixes gag based comedy very loosely with horror, and Dr Jekyll and Ms Hyde is, basically, just an excuse for having Timothy Daly get himself into all manner of embarrassing situations. At best, it's only ever moderately amusing. Daly plays scientist Richard Jacks; a perfume creator. One day he discovers that his grandfather was Dr Jekyll, and so sets about dabbling in his experiments; however, he soon regrets it when his alter ego, Helen Hyde, is created.The film loosely mixes in themes of the difference between men and women both personally and career-wise into the plot; but these themes are only ever half baked, and feel as though they've been incorporated by accident due to the plot rather than because the film has anything to say. The acting is your typical over the top comedy stuff, with Timothy Daly taking the lead role. In fairness, he approaches his role with relish and is actually quite good, despite his silly voice-overs. Sean Young gets the role of his alter-ego and sleepwalks through the film, while the shining light where the cast is concerned comes from Lysette Anthony's corner. Not because of a great performance; but she is nice to look at. Comedic support from Stephen Tobolowsky, Harvey Fierstein and Jeremy Piven gives the film most of its gags, but most of them aren't funny. The way that the plot moves is largely annoying, and director David Price seems to like focusing on an object, and then cutting to the next scene. The plot is basically a series of situations, which does nothing to draw you into it; and it's not long before the film becomes monotonous. I don't recommend this crap at all, but if you like watching films where Dr Jekyll turns himself into a woman; there's always the Hammer Horror flick.",anger,Movies_Reviews "This movie was really hard to watch. Not an enjoyable line, not a likable character, not a believable story, not an original scene. Besides the lovely Rachel Nichols, always pretty, and the general good acting I couldn't find much more to save. If it were a cheering tale I would say that you at least will feel lightened up but unfortunately it was also a dark and quite depressing story...In cases like this it is difficult to find something clever to state: I just hope you won't end like me, staring hypnotized at Nicholas Cage's dyed hair, unable to stop myself from visualizing what would become of it if it suddenly started to rain",fear,Movies_Reviews "Movies, like books, can't be judged by the packaging. When it came out in '05, the reviews were above average, but didn't appear to ring everybody's chimes so I avoided seeing it.Buying the DVD seemed like a safe bet when it came out. It had lots of action and two marquee stars. But having been burned buying movies I hadn't seen - Sideways, Lost In Translation (O.K., not burned but a bit disappointed) - I passed. I'd wait till it dropped below $10.Time passed and now it's on T.V. I happened to be flipping channels when I stumbled on its opening scene at the marriage councilor. Right away I was hooked. It had the marriage milieu nailed in a few minutes, like Orson Welles in Citizen Kane: the awkward questions and answers, the poorly disguised discomfort, the seething resentment.It got even better with the banality of home life: the glaring silences, the perfunctory politeness, the stilted discourse, the hidden frustration, ennui, equivocation, avoidance, and interior decorating conflicts. Maybe you actually have to be married to appreciate how true the representation was.Then the plot twists that accentuated the facade. More twists. Don't let your guard down for an instant, or you may get killed! The subtle, pleading moments. Like when Jane hangs up on him in the car. Additional twists and action all the way into a grand finale with scads of bullets, bombs, etc.Is the true love of shared experience beyond the banality of everyday life realized? Well, you have to see the movie.Yes, the plot is complicated, and sometimes doesn't make sense, like marriage, but on closer inspection reveals hidden reservoirs of true feeling and connection.I guess I had overlooked a great film, just like John and Jane had overlooked each other.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Following a few minutes of Assassin's Creed footage, this presents a plan intended to start a war between England and France, and only the titular heroes can stop it. Let's start with what you're probably most interested in learning; yes, this is very much a Paul W.S. Anderson film(albeit it may be his best... though he still makes mistakes, such as setting things up that he does not follow through on, pay-off to things he only introduced seconds before it, etc.), for better or for worse, and yes, it is a fun ride if you are prepared for what it is, and you can live with it playing fast and loose with historical accuracy, and how close it is to the source material(it does include one or two notable things that I'm told are in the novel, and that we're familiar with). The action is stronger than any of his others, if he still does overuse slow-mo slightly(he goes downright 300 in one sequence, and it isn't anywhere near as good), and the scenes tend to either end too soon or go on for overly long. There are a few standout situations that I won't soon forget. This uses 3D extremely well, second only to Avatar, usually adding to the atmosphere and only a few times jabbing the audience in the face with something(one or two of those occurrences could be more effective). In general, the FX are amazing. The sets, costumes and props are gorgeous, as opulent as they ought to be. Dialog is usually bad or mediocre, with one or two clever lines. The comic relief is not funny, although this can make you chuckle(not exclusively intentionally). Vital to almost any version of The Three Musketeers is D'Artagnan, and this one is reasonable. He's not obnoxious, and he can be charming. Oh, he's flat as a board... all the characters are(another mainstay of this director). Athos, Porthos and Aramis are among the numerous well-cast actors. Milla is delicious as the deceiving double-agent Lady Winter, Waltz is spot-on as Richelieu, Mikkelsen is a despicable villain, and Fox as the king does well. In fact, the latter has to both be a laughing stock(a pathetic, childish ruler devoid of perspective) and sympathetic(he's an awkward young man in love). He pulls them off, but this really could have done better if it didn't try for so much at a time. The plot is excessively convoluted, full of holes, and in the end does not hold up to any kind of scrutiny. I recommend this to fans of Jovovich and her husband. 7/10",anger,Movies_Reviews "Unless it is an absolute necessity, and rarely is it, I follow the guidelines of my own self-imposed embargo on the use of a building's elevator facilities. As an undergraduate student, I found myself climbing many flights of stairs, book-bag slung over my weighed-down shoulder, wondering if it was worth all the effort. The amount of sweat a person builds up in this maddening personal decision is large, yet the worst case scenario that an electrical escalating contraption possesses would leave me sweating profusely. The worst case scenario, at least to my mind, is presented here in ""Blackout,"" a new horror from young Mexican filmmaker Rigoberto Castañeda. I would say that it is the film to avoid if you are are squeamish about such frightening circumstances, but that would involve me insinuating that it should be viewed by those who would revel in such an adventure of fear.Read the full review at my personal website: http://www.sightforallseasons.co.nr/",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I wanted to watch Les Miserables in a movie theater but somehow I did not manage to do it on time, so I bought the DVD.... Sorry for the money.I do not know if my expectations are too high (being myself a musician) but I sort of think that what a musical is all about is singing. Acting is important, costumes can be nice and it does not hurt if the takes are nice too. However, hence the word MUSICal, it's all about music, and Les Miserables are simply miserable in this respect. The main two actors (Jackman and Craw) are undoubtedly very good actors but have no idea how to sing; They are incapable of singing a straight note and it is obvious that they never had any real lessons except probably at acting school (as usual with these cases a month's coaching before the shooting is not enough - all professional e.g. Broadway singers who suffer for years are not stupid, they do it for a reason). Had they not been famous, everyone would laugh.Whoever does not believe me simply please buy the CD with some proper cast (for instance Michael Ball or Anthony Warlow).If one can tolerate the insufferable singing, I admit that the rest is excellent. The acting is superb, the takes breathtaking, the costumes and sets fantastic, and the emotions overwhelming. If....I take away five stars for the awful music and give full credit to the rest. However, music is in my opinion half the job, and in this case half a job very badly done.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I can't believe someone can say this is a great movie! What makes it great? Beautiful scenes of paradise island? If you like such scenes, than don't watch movies, find some screen savers with those motives instead. There are a plenty of them. I feel insulted by the authors. I don't know who wrote a bad story, the book writer or the movie writer, and I don't care. Numerous stupidities insults my intelligence. For example, under-teen kids don't know anything about pregnancy, but are very skilled in building a cabin, and what a cabin! Like a 3-star hotel bungalow, with several levels, floors, balconies... (I am 35, I wouldn't be able to make such an object within my whole life). The parody in ""Top secret"" movie was very clear. Than, I can accept that 8 years old kids hadn't seen pregnant woman ever before and that they know nothing about pregnancy, but I CAN'T accept the same kids perfectly know how to cut the umbilical cord of a newborn child. At the same time, they'd never heard of or seen mothers suckle their babies! Ridiculous! Than, it is also pretty impossible to share such a small island with savages and never to be seen by them for several years. These few examples are enough for me to consider this movie a peace of crap. I gave 2/10 only for some really nice scenes of nature and two young beautiful people. And yes, I'm not sure whether the parrots have been credited, but they should have been!",joy,Movies_Reviews "The three musketeers, and by god am I disappointed. I mean don't get me wrong I excepted a simple story with typical elements, nice fight scenes and a great cast that can act great. Except for the actually really cool looking fights I didn't get anything, the cast is great but the dialogs and script are so horrible even Christoph Waltz couldn't save them. The story is all over the place, you don't get to know any of the musketeers, or barely a character at all and the biggest problem: A movie doesn't have to be realistic for me but it has to make sense in his own universe of the movie (like Matrix its not realistic but logical). The three musketeers plays with the rules of physics, logic and sense of a human being like they were beanbags. Oh and surprise surprise: 3D is useless, but thats nothing new tell me a movie that really had to have 3D except for avatar or maybe tron.Movie with a simple plot fine , one that makes no sense at all, you better don't count on my vote.So if you can enjoy a pointless excuse of a story for some nice swordplay, have fun.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I had such a terrible print of this that it distracted from the enjoyment (such as it was). It is such a mis-edited hodgepodge that one never really gets into any kind of story. There are about six plots introduced and then pretty much dropped. We have the re-animated women, the nut case, high on adrenaline, The mad doctor, the specialist in disguises, the women whose patronage seems really out of place. There are virtually no motivations for anything--it just rambles on from one scene to the next. The little instructional breaks explaining various psychological anomalies lead us into--what? It's as if it's supposed to be a clinical film and then you have this ranting. The cat gets its eye popped out. There are Poe things, ""The Black Cat,"" with the walled up person. I don't know. It just sort of ended, which was OK. The nudity was interesting, in that it must have been pre-production code. Why was it there. I suppose so the voyeuristic could be lured into a movie theater. Who knows. It's one big mess.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "The plot of this series has similarities to the Count of Monte Cristo story. A young girl whose life was shattered by some people and now after many years she came back to live among them only to get revenge. This series has a much darker side then it shows and it slowly progresses to the story line. Emily Van Camp did a tremendous job playing the lead and during the pilot, she manages to show a glimpse of her dark side for the episodes to come. Madeleine Stowe is typically cold-hearted and evil, and suspects Emily from the start. The Main story line focuses on these two playing a game of cat and mouse with each other, where other characters are there as well with their own agendas. I hope this series maintain its level of darkness and twists ...",disgust,Movies_Reviews "The first Flintstone film was enough of a hit to warrant a second attempt and oddly the powers that be opted for a prequel rather than a sequel.The big problem that this then creates is that there is little or no drama to be had in this film because we all know perfectly well that Fred and Wilma will end up together.Quite where the martian coming to earth to learn about courting came from I don't know, but it adds very little to the film.All that remains then is a film that feels like a straight to DVD attempt and although Mark Addy and especially Kirsten Johnston do their best, this film is pretty pointless.",joy,Movies_Reviews "She's all that is my favorite movie ever! The story begins with Zack Siler, the all-a-round popular boy (Freddie Prince Jr.) who loses his girlfriend Taylor (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe) after her rampage on Spring Break. Then after the public dismissal by radio host (Usher) he is out to save his reputation. He then takes a bet from his friend Paul (Dean Sampson) to turn the girl of Paul's choice into the prom queen in only six weeks. After a look around he decides on Laney Boggs (Rachael Leigh Cook) a girl who does not care of what other people think this helps her and sometimes weakens her in her art. Zack then decides to meet up with her. She thinks its all a joke and does not listen to anything Zack says until his many futile attempts to learn about her and her interests! Soon the Beauty and the Geek fall in love with some help from Zack's sister Mackenzie (Anna Paquin), Laney's good friend (N/A)and Laney's Dad (Kieran Culkin). In the end see if Laney wins Prom Queen and the consequences on Zack's behalf if she doesn't!This movie is a classic! I like this movie ,so much I am purchasing it! If you are looking for a movie that is realistic, check out She's All That! You'll be glad you did!",surprise,Movies_Reviews "My first impression was to despise the movie, thinking it was going to extoll the corruption of a young girl raised conservatively to embrace the sordid prevalent ""values"" of modern society (generally promoted by mass media in most movies, TV shows and video games today, but I changed my opinion. The characters in the movie show her out of place and different than those she encounters in her journey, but the contrast is that her naivety is refreshing and almost envious. Being sheltered in life may leave one innocent but also protected from many scars and bad life experiences that most people encounter and from foolish behaviors that are deemed socially acceptable today. Refreshingly, it actually was a thoughtful movie, and will make people think about their own values. I liked it!",fear,Movies_Reviews "Very few films past or present stray from the predictable form of a fluid linear narrative. Exposition, conflict, resolution, and possibly an occasional flashback or revisiting of an earlier moment---these are all staples of visual story telling. Charlie Sheen's late 80's action masterpiece THE WRAITH, however, successfully ventures down a road much less traveled by filmmakers, a road which guides viewers through an assemblage of scenes which seem somehow related, but give no indication of how or why.Ingeniuosly, the many questions of THE WRAITH, much like the guiding directions in other impressionist images, provide a grander picture of a straight forward story of love, loss, and revenge. Who is the angelic avenger that, one by one, picks off the gang of road-rash-ruffians in a futuristic car? Who, inexplicably halfway through the picture, receives his untimely demise from the ruffians in the trunk of car? Can it be the same character so craftily played by Sheen, a charming young man who both befriends the young short-order chef and knocks boots with the buxomly Sherilyn Flynn? Thankfully the audience is given a clue to THE WRAITH's avante-garde modus in the air brushed leather jacket of Nick Cassavettes: the skull-among-flames symbolizes many things, maybe most important of which is the picture's dramatic refutation of sensible organization. The line between the beautiful, bone-white skull and the jacket's hot, licking flames, is blurred in the same fashion as the line of narrative arch which threads through THE WRAITH.80's Action connoisseurs will appreciate the steely-eyed performance Sheen gives, as well as the supplemental contributions of Chuck Howard and Randy ""Uncle Eddy"" Quaid. From the first moment Flynn appears on the screen, there can be no doubt that Sheen will take her to the mat---or in this case, an Arizona hot spring---and there can be no doubt that Cassevettes and co. will receive their devilish comeuppance. During the course of such a spectacle, the audience must then ultimately ask itself, will we be able to handle the power contained in rest of this film? And if so, more importantly, will we be able to ever again stomach the banality of traditional film?",fear,Movies_Reviews "Okay... I like movies that challenge me to think. But boring me to death as they lead me, an hour later, to pause it because, by god, both my date and I have fallen asleep...?Art? Yes, this movie is art BUT, I would rather look at some paintings on a wall.... and watch the paint dry... And this review page requiring me to write 10 lines of review on a movie that can be summarized in five lines is almost as bad as being subjected to this movie in the first place.Pretty Winona and all of the pretty men in this movie did not compensate for the loss of realization by the production people that the art of movies must have some emotional rewards or they are merely nice paintings 'on celluloid"".Good acting, I suppose, given the demands of this movie's intent to puzzle and intrigue. But endless weaK intrigue and puzzling dialogue with brief hints of the final analysis dd nothing to stop my eyelids from dropping shut. The reality is, me thinks, that most of us will find this movie as something we might add to 'an art collection' that would never make it to our display walls. This would be because we would fear too many of our friends actually beating their head, in frustration, upon 'the painting' so that they would never be subjected to it again... or so curious to watch it again and again, to find 'what did I miss'?, that they finally awaken to realize that they have just wasted hours of their lives.Or, perhaps, awakening to the realization that this was boring art is not a waste of time for others? It was to me. A movie I would not have wasted my time on had I visited this review page first...",disgust,Movies_Reviews "MTV does the Emily Brontë novel in a beachy rocking take on the material. One day, Cate and Hendrix's father (John Doe) brings home their new adopted brother Heath. Cate (Erika Christensen) and Heath (Mike Vogel) would fall in love. Hendrix (Johnny Whitworth) is an angry young man who hates Heath. When their father dies, Hendrix takes over and drive Heath away. Cate has a car accident and is rescued by wealthy neighbor Edward (Christopher Masterson). Edward's conniving sister Isabel (Katherine Heigl) schemes to break apart Cate and Heath keeping Heath to herself. Cate would marry Edward. Heath becomes a rich rock star and his return causes havoc.The acting is laughable for the most part. Erika Christensen is the only good part of this movie. Mike Vogel could be a passable douche but he's a horrible Heath(cliff). He overacts in every scene yelling and screaming. He just doesn't have the charisma. The production is acceptable for a TV movie. The music ranges from uninspired to horrible. The movie aspires to be so much more but ends up being a weak young adult melodrama. It's an experiment gone wrong.",anger,Movies_Reviews "With their swords dusted off and old-fashioned swashbuckling adventure clearly in mind, The Three Musketeers make it back to the big screen in this engagingly colourful and action-packed romp, with director Paul W S Anderson displaying verve and panache in this rousing 3D re-booting of the much-filmed French classic novel. It is a well-crafted bit of mainstream entertainment that doesn't disappoint in terms of good old-fashioned swashbuckling fun. As he displayed in Resident Evil: Afterlife – the most recent of his hit zombie/sci-fi films, which star Milla Jovovich – Anderson has an appreciation and sure touch when it comes to 3D work, and it does help his delve into a colourful and dynamic movie-version of 17th century Europe as the Musketeers set about plenty of sword-fights, carousing and general derring-do. The Three Musketeers is a film that critics will find it easy to sneer at, but it is a well-crafted bit of mainstream entertainment that doesn't disappoint in terms of good old-fashioned swashbuckling fun.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "The last time I saw this, I thought there were maybe too many songs in it that distracted the feel from the movie. But now that I've seen it again, it's clear that the songs are well written, along with the storyline.This is not based on a true story, only loosely on a few rumors that the real Anastasia survived the killing of her family. The heroine Anya is like a Disney princess who is desperate to find out who she is and where she belongs, after suffering from amnesia following the separation of her family. The villain is the brilliant Rasputin, back from the dead, intent on extracting revenge on the Romanovs, thus starting the Russian Revolution. Dimitri and Vladimir at first are looking to find the ideal Anastasia look alike in order to get the riches from her real mother in Paris.A lot of Bluth's films revolve around a journey and a couple involving some history on Russia. I really enjoyed the songs that played over the end credits, ""At the Beginning"" and ""Journey To The Past"" sung in her own way by Aaliyah, the beautiful angelic voiced R&B singer who left way too soon.Brilliantly animated for its time and enjoyable for adults, Anastasia remains a classic family film.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Salman Khan's song was great, other than that its one of the worst movie i have ever seen. Foolish fights and impractical comebacks by hero just because he is a hero.OK plot: the plot seemed feeble. It painted basically the idea that a bad guy(a goon and son of an alleged murderer),who was hated by the going to be father-in-law(an IG of police),kinda rejuvenates in love with a girl(IG's daughter).. I personally was looking for a better story than this one.not a great acting by the new comers, Sooraj and Athiya. Although i liked the acting, which was kinda mesmerizing as usual, of Aditya Pancholi.Overall the director tries hard to draw the film with bag full of emotions, which does not work out unfortunately.Looking forward, with a feel of giving a second chance to both the new comers, in their next film. Fingers crossed ! Best wishes !",joy,Movies_Reviews "Priest was exactly what I'd hoped for... Visually stunning, great action and fight scenes, decent effects - and in my case being a red-blooded woman, plenty of eye candy. I don't go into these sci-fi/action/monster movies expecting Oscar-caliber story and dialog, so when critics pan these movies for that sort of thing, I just roll my eyes and know I'll probably love it. Maybe that makes me simple, but I go to the movies to escape reality not drown in more of it, so Priest did the trick. I liked it enough to hope they get a sequel out of it. Paul Bettany and Karl Urban both did a great job in their roles, as did Maggie Q. We were forced to see it in 3D because we missed the 2D show (but at least there was a choice). I tend to not care either way, and go for 2D over paying the '3D tax', but there were some aerial views that were pretty cool in 3D. If you dig dark, fun movies like 'Underworld,' you'll probably like Priest and like any dark, graphic-novel adaptation, it's worth seeing on the big screen for the imagery.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This is a straight to video movie that I watched as part of my quest back in 1987 to watch every minute of HBO since we had just gotten cable and I was totally addicted to TV. I think I represented the target audience of this movie. There are surfers. Cool guys. Hot girls. Rock music. underwear. Jail time. A convertible. Consider this: The main conflict is a couple kids staying up all night. Brilliant! That is all this movie has. And if you are 16 years old then it might be appealing. I'd watch it in a hot second, but it would be mostly from nostalgia. A bad episode of Brady Bunch would be just as good. I think the plot had something to do with graduation and getting laid. HBO was invented for movies like this since no theater would ever sell tickets to it. IT is good but it is not as good as ""Hunk"".",joy,Movies_Reviews "First the good: Kenneth Branagh does it again, diversity in Hollywood. I loved seeing all of the people of non white heritage spattered about the landscape as if they all belonged there. Coodles to Mr. Branagh for always thinking outside the white box. Now the bad: The movie itself. This was the most boring thing I ever sat through and I think that everyone in the small audience I was in (on discount day) thought the same. Anytime people leave a theater without saying a word it's bad. The dialog was the worst I've ever heard, Lily James is also the worst actress I've ever seen. The saving grace was Derek Jacobi as the King. His relationship with his son was far more interesting than Cinderella's relationship with her entire family. Then there was the endless narration; doesn't Branagh know that the first rule of storytelling is ""Show me, don't tell me"". I guess he forgot in this film. The landscapes were pretty but I got tired of the endless stream of colorful gowns that were way too big on the bottom. Then there was the endless ""message"" of the film. Yes it's a good message but a good message doesn't make up for a bad film. As I quoted skip this and see Ever After is was so much better at telling the Cinderella story.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "The plot: A former marine, trying to find out what happened to his friend, runs up against racist vigilantes.I've never actually been that big of a Val Kilmer fan, but I'm willing to watch his movies. Unfortunately, as some people have already mentioned, this movie shares more than a few similarities to Steven Seagal's direct-to-video movies. It's got a left-leaning political message, an aging and out-of-shape movie star, and some truly awful dialogue.I'm not going to lie. This is not a good movie. It's completely lacking in subtlety, one of the characters goes on a long political rant in the middle of the movie, and the fight choreography was not very impressive. However, I agree with the politics, I like Gary Cole, and I guess I'm a sucker for these cheesy direct-to-video movies. I'm willing to overlook a lot of things as long as I don't get bored.I can't really recommend this movie to other people, but I found it a lot more tolerable than most reviewers. If you're a liberal, you're looking to waste 90 minutes, and you're a fan of Val Kilmer... well, maybe then you might want to see this movie, but you'd still have to be pretty desperate.",anger,Movies_Reviews "What is it about this movie that made it such an instant mega smash when it was released? I'm not sure if it's The incredible chemistry between Gear and Roberts, the smart dialog, the storyline-combination of all of the above-etc etc. But I do think These days, so few GREAT romantic comedies get made. Pretty woman is great. I enjoyed every moment of this and have seen it many times.I haven't read any IMDb reviews of this yet, I wanted to comment first. This is a lovely story of hope and the true purity of falling madly in love-there are so many movies that try to be romantic and inevitably come across looking forced and contrived. The story and acting in Pretty woman, while very obviously being ""Hollywood"" to a tee, are so natural and free flowing, that it's just a joy to watch this. It's also great to see(in what's not usually the case) a romantic comedy that gets it right, in every area from casting to dialog to pretty much everything from start to finish. Great movie!",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Unless it is an absolute necessity, and rarely is it, I follow the guidelines of my own self-imposed embargo on the use of a building's elevator facilities. As an undergraduate student, I found myself climbing many flights of stairs, book-bag slung over my weighed-down shoulder, wondering if it was worth all the effort. The amount of sweat a person builds up in this maddening personal decision is large, yet the worst case scenario that an electrical escalating contraption possesses would leave me sweating profusely. The worst case scenario, at least to my mind, is presented here in ""Blackout,"" a new horror from young Mexican filmmaker Rigoberto Castañeda. I would say that it is the film to avoid if you are are squeamish about such frightening circumstances, but that would involve me insinuating that it should be viewed by those who would revel in such an adventure of fear.Read the full review at my personal website: http://www.sightforallseasons.co.nr/",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I highly recommend this for those who find the reading of Shakespearean text difficult but have a desire to explore his masterful works. The modern-day setting and the brilliant dramatic interpretations rendered by the actors (all wonderfully cast, incidentally) transform Shakespeare's tragic masterpiece into a modern-day cinematic tour de force. DiCaprio and Danes are believably cast together (although Danes' natural conservatism is occasionally apparent, though not to any detrimental affect). Sorvino as Capulet is forceful, powerful,and immovable (just what this viewer believes Shakespeare probably had in mind as he penned the classic). Mercutio (Harold Perrineau Jr.) is powerfully moving in the entirety of his portrayal. This movie is visually mesmerizing. I HIGHLY recommend this movie to anyone with an open mind and appreciation for excellent theatre.",joy,Movies_Reviews "PROS (well, there are NOT very much of them):1. There are some funny episodes.CONS:1. Almost doesn't correspond to real history. And this is really funny (at first).2. Too much illogical links. For example, Anastasia's grandmother escaped from Russia with no luggage, but later we find out that she keeps family pictures in Paris. Another example: Anastasia leaves orphanage in new and clean clothes and has a GOLD MEDALLION on her neck!!! (Hm, it is DEFINITELY a FUNNY fairytale).3. 'Horror' parts of the film were too fearful for little children (though funny enough for adults).4. Part of the film was animated by computer... and the more I had looked at it, the more it irritated me. Especially moving cars; they looked just like toys. First, 3D-animation of 'Anastasia' stands out of 2D. Second, it is not high quality 3D. Think it would be much better if there were NOT 3D-animation at all.5. Not impressive storyline... well, to tell the truth, very standard storyline.6. Standard Hollywood film. Hey guys, Russians are NOT Americans, they talk different, do different. And they have another music! After 'Anastasia' I'm even afraid to watch 'Mulan' - I can imagine what Hollywood had left from China culture there!VERDICT:Bad film. Not terrible but just bad.",fear,Movies_Reviews "There's just one point I want to make about this movie, and that's about the OR scene when they're doing a coronary bypass. This is the first time I've ever seen a correct movie rendition of it, it's usually a baroque farce, but not here. Every instrument I could see, the bypass machine, the aortic cannula, the headlamps, the ECG monitors (and the traces!), the orders given, the type of suture, were correct (except I suspect they chose a heavier suture than normal 7-0, since a 7-0 would be very hard to see, it looked more like 4-0 or 5-0). Even the tying of knots, the Joule strengths used for defibrillation, the lidocaine dosages, the body temperature during bypass, the kind of mag the bypass operator is reading, the music (except we had Bach, country & western, Dylan or Cat Stevens, depending on surgeon and how the procedure was going), the time it will take to reprime the pump to get back on cardiac bypass again; I found not one single error! There's this one moment when everyone looks under the table, which is weird, but then Meg Ryan leaves the table, so even that is OK from a sterility point of view. I don't know if other people care, but this kind of care for detail makes a movie a lot more enjoyable for me.Oh, one more remark: the reanimation with internal cardiac massage is a bit short, they give up a bit too soon. But that's exactly what she blames herself for, later.",joy,Movies_Reviews "A simple elevator story ( have we had any of those in Dr Who since 'Edge of Destruction'? ) and a staggeringly simple premise. And it still had us both on the edge of our seats. Literally.Two points tho - I'm sure I've heard 'exotonic radiation' before, somewhere. And whilst diamonds do indeed have a cubic crystal structure, in diamonds that structure produces octahedral crystals - so those diamond mountains were more than a tad unlikely.or to quote a friend - ""Midnight's one of those rare episodes that works as a non-DW episode, too. If you cut out the Donna bits on either end, you could just see Rod Serling walking into frame as the Doctor lies on the floor, gasping 'itsgoneitsgoneitsgone', and intoning 'It's gone, and we're safe. But what was it? Perhaps it was really just us, all along. And we're our own worst nightmare, on Midnight.. and in the Twilight Zone."" :)"" Purrdence's mum, regarding the making-of, after-wards - ""I don't like watching the Doctor Who Confidentials - I want the Doctor to be real."" Purrdence agreed :D",fear,Movies_Reviews "Very entertaining. Very thrilling. The directing, acting, and storyline are all great. The movie kept me engaged the whole time. I'm beginning to think mainstream Hollywood entities send out poser rat trolls to spam movies made by new and upcoming directors to maintain a monopoly on the business. The BS reviews on here don't reflect the movie at all. The storyline is totally original and gripping. Anyone looking to get lost in a good mystery crime thriller with Nicholas Cage should definitely watch this movie. I almost let these trolls sway me away from this movie, but I'm really glad I didn't. Nicholas Cage is back and as good as ever!",fear,Movies_Reviews "People seem to jump on the old' bandwagon when bashing Kong '76. It's not that bad!!! For '76 I'd say it was quite an achievement. Lange is great in it (and quite stunningly beautiful) and Bridges always rules. Can't go wrong with this version... don't believe the negative hype. I, for one, appreciate it when someone does a remake and actually interprets the story differently. Carpenter did it with The Thing and Cronenberg did it with the fly and both were amazing. I think this movies gets more negative comments because they are comparing it to the original, which back in its day was the first movie of its kind (Mighty Joe Young is still better!). For movie purists, the thought of remaking a landmark film is always touchy territory. Thus, they rip the remake. The core story is still basically the same, the writers just updated key elements that were pivotal 'classic' moments from the original (empire state building for one). Again the purists cry foul. Bottomline, see it and give it a chance... ignore the pompous so called ""experts"".",anger,Movies_Reviews """Glitter"" might have been a camp classic if the story wasn't so dull and downbeat. It's yet another rewrite of ""A Star Is Born"", here turned into a vehicle for pop star Mariah Carey and apparently patterned after her own rise to the top (audiences weren't fooled, however, by the updated, late-night-movie clichés). Carey's funky/erotic music is driving (and her performance as blazing new talent Billie Frank is adequate), but the script for ""Glitter"" seems left over from the 1950s. Didn't the writers realize that times have changed and that Billie didn't have to be such a diva-doormat? Actresses of a lot higher caliber than Mariah Carey have fallen into this trap--they just don't want to see themselves on the screen acting bitchy and tough, so they end up playing the simp. ""Glitter"" features some rich cinematography (nice shots of the Big Apple), but it is too soft to make an impression--even as an unintended comedy. *1/2 from ****",joy,Movies_Reviews "I was waiting to see this movie watching it previews and trailers. It marketed very much. Before we have seen many versions of Cinderella, and we were expecting some new twist in story, till the end waiting for that, but it surely disappointed me very much. For acting lovers this movie can be good, but for story lovers or i well say some unexpected twist or sudden climax lovers will be disappointed by this classical touch of story. Many classical fairy tell stories are made with new taste of twists and climax are very well enjoyed world wide. It could be one of them. Even my child got bored seeing this movie as all they saw was they already enjoyed in previous versions of Cinderella.",joy,Movies_Reviews "The movie comes a bit slow but after 10 minutes it delivers its purpose and keeps you watching tensed until the last second ! We really enjoyed the movie and it had for all of us important messages. Its indeed interesting to know that its done by Russians and not Hollywood. I can't imagine that this story would find a studio there. I really don't understand all this haters here who don't give it even a 2. There are far more worst movies and this is definitely a good one.I give 7 for acting, 6 for plot 5 for effects, 8 for the message !Please, give it a try, its funny and straight !",disgust,Movies_Reviews "A hot-shot event manager has a one night stand with a beautiful stranger. No spoilers there, because the plot point is inherent in the film's title: can't get more explicatory than that, can it? It's when the roll in the hay is done and dusted, and both parties return to terra ferma, that this film starts getting a little interesting. Both Urvil (Tanuj Virwani) and the woman who calls herself Celina (Sunny Leone) realise that a little bit of unthinking lust can cause, um, complications.That he, self-confessed Casanova who is always adding another notch on his well-shucked belt, can't get her out of his head, and she, mysterious lady of the night, can't be bothered, is the cool curve the film throws out. But it is unable to build on it, remaining yet another stab at a 'desi' 'Fatal Attraction, saddled with an inept plot and shallow acts.Why should boys have all the fun, why can't girls too? Why not indeed? Good question, and amply answered by all the heavings and writhings, but, and this is the thing, they are surprisingly tame. Ms Leone's vaunted past as an adult entertainer, the sole reason why you presume this film has been made, have been successfully and sadly tamped by Bollywood. Where's the heat?Sunny Leone is picture perfect, managing a couple of felt expressions in only a few scenes. Even her bump and grind is same old: this 'duniya' is still 'pittal di' ; where's the gold? She will need to seriously up her act overall, and delivering dialogue is part of it, to be able to call herself an actress. Right now, she is gorgeous to look at, but we know that already, and struggling to emote, which has been her bugbear in her last few outings as well. The only person with any acting cred here is Ninad Kamat, who lifts the film whenever he is on.For a film which wants to strike a blow for feminism and sexual freedom, there are some troubling misogynistic touches about 'hot' secretaries, and 'stay-at-home' wives. Careful, your slip is showing.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "From the opening ""joke"" about a guy who is multiply arrested for sticking cats up his backside - to get the gerbil out - my heart sank. If Jason Mewes is the best actor in a film you know you have real trouble. I can only assume this was a misguided attempt to make a John Hughes movie but a bit edgier for an older audience. Unfortunately no one can deliver even the good lines naturally and it fails to create an air of Askewniverse. It's just bad actors in contrived situations moving their hands a lot.In the intervening years Jason Lee has learned to act, Ben Affleck remains a mysterious practical joke that Hollywood continues to perpetrate on the world.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I got to go see Sky High at a free preview last night. When I saw the commercials, I wrote this movie off immediately. It looked like a strictly-for-kids, stupid-but-cute, teeny-bopper funfest. Blech!I was pleasantly surprised! I love going into a movie like this with low expectations and being proved wrong. I am a hardcore comics fan (""weenie"" I believe the earlier reviewer said) and I still found a lot to like here.The movie has a better take on what a superhero world would actually be like than many ""serious"" movies. It was almost like a kids version of the ""Astro City"" comic book.The jokes really made Sky High for me! I wont spoil any for you but I will point out that the cast included Bruce Campbell, Kevin McDonnell, Dave Foley and Lynda Carter!If you're a comics fan, go see it! If you've got kids and want to have a fun evening, go see it!I am kinda hoping that this becomes Disney's next live-action series.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Outside of The Twilight Saga, The Host is Stephanie Meyer's biggest novel and since the success of her supernatural series, her sci-fi novel has been adapted. There is a stronger cast and director for The Host, than the Twilight Saga, but how does it fare on its own terms? In the near future, Earth has been conquered by a parasitic alien race known as The Souls, who implant themselves into human bodies. Melanie Stryder (Saoirse Ronan) is a member of the human resistance who gets captured when she tries to protect her younger brother, Jamie (Chandler Canterbury). Melanie gets implanted with a Soul, called Wanderer, with the aliens planning to use Melanie's memories in order to find the human resistance. As Wanderer explores Melanie's memories, she finds out about Melanie's lover, Jared (Max Irons) and the pair plan an escape to the desert to find the resistance camp. Within the camp, Wanderer falls for another human, Ian (Jake Abel), causing problems for all of them.Let's get the comparisons with Twilight out the way; yes there is a is love triangle (or should that be a love square?), The Host has a much better lead actress with Ronan then Kirsten Stewart and has a stronger supporting cast, with the likes of William Hurt and Diane Kruger. Andrew Niccol also gives the film more creditability behind the camera, acting as both the writer and director. The Host has interesting ideas that had many potential avenues to explore: but unfortunately it focuses more on the love story instead of all of the other aspects that could have lead to a much more meaningful film.Ronan does rise above the material and gives very strong performance, as you would expect from her. This is even more remarkable that she has to argue and talk with herself, like Homer Simpson arguing with his own brain. Whilst there was the potential for themes of locked in syndrome as Melanie is trapped inside her own head, fighting to control her own body or going through a more literal, internal conflict. But it turns really silly when she argues with herself over two men, as opposed of having a much more difficult time of having a stronger conflict within her character. Ronan gets battered and beaten throughout the film as she gets hit, verbally abused and discriminated against and yet, still persevere through everything she's up against.Whilst Ronan does a good job, the two men she is meant to be conflicted about are blank stales. Neither actor has much of a personality or character and they are very indistinguishable from each other. Ronan has no choice but to carry the film, considering that there was nothing going for the main love interests. At least Hurt and Kruger looked like they were having fun with their roles and were highly professional with their performances.The idea of some sort of insider for an oppressive regime having an awakening, usually because a love interest and ends up turning against their own side has been used before. We have seen it in novels like Nineteen-Eighty Four, Fahrenheit 451 and We and films such as Metropolis and THX-1138. The Host does twist this age old idea in sci-fi, even if the execution was lacking.The Host had a really strong premise with opportunities to explore multiple themes. They could have been themes about identity, the battle within the mind, split personalities, trust and how humans would survive after this invasion. But like Twilight, the film only touches on these concepts and puts all of its focus in the wrong places.Much like Twilight, The Host has been criticised for its dialogue and being unintentionally funny. It is true that the film has some bad dialogue, but with some of the moments that were comical that had be intentional, with some of its moments of cultural clash and the bickering between Wanderer and Melanie. There are also some dark moments and there were really refreshing when they do come around.Niccol is known for being an excellent writer director, making Gattaca and Lord of War and was nominated for an Academy Awards for his screenplay for The Truman Show. The Host is his first adaptation and it felt very rigidly close to the source material. What it results to is a bland experience that has episodic nature, having mini-plots with some developments, instead of a larger overarching story. Looks wise, the film is pretty flat and dull, using nothing but silver chrome for the alien technology, concrete and glass for the buildings and the humans are based in an empty desert environment. The cinematography and the special effects were solid but, Niccol was coasting and he is much more capable then this.Currently on Rotten Tomatoes, The Host has an 12% rating and seemingly on course to be considered one of the worst films of 2013. Whilst it is hard to argue that The Host is a good movie, it is certainly not terrible: its crime is merely being mediocre, dull and forgettable.Please visit www.entertainmentfuse.com",fear,Movies_Reviews "It's amazing that you can read through all these reviews of ROMAN HOLIDAY and get the idea that this is an original story. Actually, a lesser-known film from 1943 starring OLIVIA DE HAVILLAND, ROBERT CUMMINGS, JANE WYMAN and JACK Carson dealt with the same theme--a princess steals out for some time on her own and falls in love with an airline pilot in Washington, D.C. (not Rome). But that film had a happy ending in keeping with its Oscar-winning screenplay's designation as a romantic comedy. Furthermore, Norman Krasna's script was just as witty as Dalton Trumbo's for ROMAN HOLIDAY and won a well deserved Oscar.And yet here, among the many reviews, a few have compared the story to IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT instead of PRINCESS O'ROURKE.Anyway, I'm a fan of both stars (Peck and Hepburn), but I've seen both of them appear to better advantage than they do here. Hepburn is vivacious and attractive as Princess Ann and Peck makes a believable enough newspaper man, but I don't believe either one of them gets to do anything memorable enough to support all these glowing reviews. And certainly William Wyler has had more notable achievements in his long career than this fluffy romantic comedy with an unhappy ending. The only conclusion I can come to is that Hepburn's interesting personality on film is an endearing one--and magical enough so that can do no wrong as far as her fans are concerned.It must be the overwhelming star presence of AUDREY HEPBURN that makes this one such a popular treat because there's nothing especially novel about the predictable screenplay--and EDDIE ALBERT's nomination is somewhat puzzling as he's done even better work in all of his comedies during his years under contract to Warner Bros. He's a fine comedian and actor who always deserved better treatment than he received.To put it mildly, I find this film terribly overrated--unspectacular in its photography and after telling what is basically a slow moving and much-told fairytale about a princess and a commoner, it gives us an unhappy and terribly sentimental and sappy ending.Sorry, this one's not my cup of tea. Not a glass slipper in sight no matter how much Audrey sparkles.Summing up: Basically, just another variation on the princess and the commoner theme.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Basic plot: a colorful person finds himself presented with a conspiracy involving the disappearance of a friend. Been done many times and can be very entertaining. But this is not ""Bad Day at Black Rock""! First of all, Kilmer is clearly too old to play a crack marine. And he is seriously overweight and stiff. He comes across as grumpy rather than sinister. The setting is just as unconvincing: Supposedly this is a new town being built in the middle of nowhere using cheap Mexican labor. Yet many of the buildings are wild west era in style. Its obviously a generic western movie set, possibly located on Kilmer's own ranch. A 19th century ""Dance Hall"" is reached by a dirt street with a speed limit sign stuck in the earth, yet its flat as an airport runway. And its not a revitalized ghost town either. Everything is new, as though they just finished shooting an episode of Bonanza. Only the horse trough is missing. The small cast is comprised of stock characters: a young snotty cop who seems to be the entire police department, a beautiful girl running a dollar store with a precious little daughter, naturally terrified of telling the truth. She runs a lending library...with books! No vcrs, no dvds in this town although they have cable TV. Who thinks this stuff up? You are expected to suspend disbelief for dramas but when one anachronism is piled upon another goof on top of a plot hole, its difficult to take the story seriously. And the predictable story grinds on and on like a celluloid glacier. Go to the loo or make coffee, you wont miss anything. I hope this isn't an indication of the direction Kilmers career is taking as he is capable of much better. If you like daffy plots, watch a Steven Segal movie: at least they are entertaining.",anger,Movies_Reviews "MEET THE PARENTS / (2000) *** (out of four)By Blake French: The main character in ""Meet The Parents"" is a Chicago-based male nurse, Greg Focker (pronounced just how it is spelled) who realizes how unlucky a person can be. He is about to propose to his schoolteacher girlfriend, Pam (Teri Polo), when her sister Debbie (Nicole Dehuff) calls and explains that her new fiancé, Dr. Bob Banks (Tom McCarthy), received a blessing from her father before he asked the question. This information makes Greg reconsider his method of choice, and instead jumps at the opportunity to meet Pam's overprotective parents when they fly to the east coast two weeks later to arrange Debbie's wedding. At the airport, the attendants loose Greg's parcels. Thus he arrives without any luggage. Once at Pam's parent's house, they exchange greetings and aquatint themselves with each other. Pam's parents, Jack and Dina Byrnes (Robert De Niro and Blythe Danner) learn about Greg's unusual last name, that he does not like cats, and is a male nurse, all facts that do not settle well with Pam's father. Greg does manage to gift Jack with a pleasant supply of rare flowers. However, even though Pam explained to Greg that her dad is in the hobby of rare flowers, he does not seem too impressed. Even More complications ensue, especially when Greg learns of Jack's peculiar behaviors and suspicious gadgets, such as a polygraph and hidden cameras placed in every room of the house, as well as meeting Pam's brother, Denny (Jon Abrahams), and Debbie's soon to be in laws, Larry (James Rebhorn), and Linda Banks (Phillis George), and Pam's wealthy ex-fiancée, Kevin Rawley (Owen Wilson). Soon, Greg's chances of receiving Jack's permission to wed his daughter become less and less probable as his bad luck only manages to increase. The film introduces Greg and Pam with silly quirks that come up later in the story. Pam's parents are also quite the treat; the movie does not go over the top but portrays them with serious humor and charismatic wit. It is De Niro and Stiller who make the movie, however. They form an very effective comedic chemistry, even more amusing than the likable shtick between De Niro and Billy Crystal in ""Analyze This."" The filmmakers take advantage of the phenomenal tension between Greg and Jack, and place them in one hilarious situation after another. While outrageous and at times explosively funny, director Jay Roach takes the plot seriously. His previous films, including the Austin Powers films and ""Mystery, Alaska,"" have had trouble with taking anything seriously. But ""Meet The Parents"" has emotional connections, develops solid empathy for Greg, and we really believe he has something precious that can be lost: Pam. The movie does not completely develop romantic chemistry between Ben Stiller and Teri Polo, thus there were times when I simply did not believe the two were really in love. The relationship sometimes feels trite and contrived. There are also important plot nuggets left only partially examined: Jack's pot-head son, who could have contributed a lot more to the drug related material, is left as a plot device to provide another string of conflicts within Jack and Greg. I really enjoyed the whimsical performances and opportune casting. Ben Stiller reprises his ""There's Something About Mary"" role, with cute charm and the obscured zany flippancy. Robert De Niro is perfect in a role he was born to play, with serious attitude that results in the main portion of the film's funny moments. Blythe Danner is also charming in a kind of role that is becoming all too usual for her. ""Meet the Parents"" is one of the funniest movies of the year. It gives audiences with a solid story that does not interfere with the comic material, but contributes to it. The top notch performances and lively direction also raise the film to a higher level. During a year in which effective comedies are an endangered species, ""Meet The Parents"" is a landmark achievement in light entertainment.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Hush (2016): Home Invasion thrillers (sometimes termed as horror too) can impress only if they are nail bitingly perfect.But now-a-days home invasion thrillers are nothing but dull rehash of the same stories.Hush is not exemption from that too because Hush has the same plot like other home invasion films but 2 major things gabbed the interest of mine. 1)Here the lead role is deaf 2)Directed by Mike Flanagan,the one who brought Oculus which is one my favorite horror film.So how is Hush?Plot: Maddie (Kate Siegel) is a deaf author, living in a remote house in the woods, settling in for the evening. She's trying to finish her latest novel while avoiding distractions, such as calls from her ex-boyfriend. But there's someone outside: a masked intruder (John Gallagher Jr.)with an arsenal of weapons, and Maddie has to figure out how to keep him out and then how to escape.Plus Points:1)Screenplay and Direction: Character development is the major pro in this film.We instantly get connected to Madidie's character and her deafness.Mike Flanagan used this point and crafted a brilliant nail biting thriller without any dull moments.He's a rare modern horror director who still prioritizes suspense, and he frames the tense altercations between the pair to maximum effect.All the trials made by Maddie created a tension in audience and whenever the psycho finds out about it,we feel more tense than Maddie.2)Performances: Kate Siegel is brilliant in the role of Maddie.Be it her expressions with sign language with her friend or her first confrontation with psycho clearly shows us that she has a bright future ahead.John Gallenger looked more terrifying especially in mask.3)Duration: A duration of just 1hr 21 min is a perfect duration for this home invasion thriller.Flanagan perfectly edited this movie without any drag.So,Hush is a perfect home invasion thriller after a long time with an engaging screenplay,lot of nail biting moments.My rating 7.5/10 Image may contain: one or more people, text and close-up",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This movie re-wrote film history in every way. No one cares what anyone thinks about this movie, because it transcends criticism. Every flaw in the movie is easily overcome by the many amazing things the movie has going for it. It is an extremely beautiful movie, and I doubt many of us will see anything like it again. I've seen it more times than I care to count, and I still become transfixed every time, with a feeling which is hard to describe. One for the ages.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This is a marvelous film and is a perfect example of light comedy from the 1930s. The writing and acting by the wonderful ensemble cast is absolutely dynamite and hard to beat. On top of that, it makes for great social commentary.William Powell plays Godfrey, a hobo brought home as part of a scavenger hunt. One of the girls in the family, ultra-dippy Carole Lombard, arranges for him to become their new butler and he is absolutely perfect at his job in every way and does a lot to get this rich but totally flighty family to function well, as when the movie starts it is like a madhouse instead of a family home. The zaniness going on is a lot of fun to watch, but you really have to feel for the father (Eugene Palette) having to put up with freeloaders like Mischa Auer, a stupid wife, one even stupider daughter and another who is a cold little thing. And, on top of everything else, the family is spending him into oblivion.Where the film goes I don't want to tell as it would ruin it. However, be prepared for some of the funniest characters and dialog you've seen in a long time. This film is a wonderful example to young whipper-snappers that they DID make terrific movies in the olden days!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Walking into the movie one must admit they aren't expecting the same comedic genius as a Mel Brook's film, but perhaps that was the main draw of ""Norbit"" in the first place. Personally, I walked in expecting a ridiculously vile and obscenely immature show of comedy. I walked away seeing a lackluster prequel to Dr. Dolittle and The Nutty Proffesor combined. It would be honestly hard to say anything in this film is worth seeing, aside from the few momentary chuckles provided by Eddie Griffin and Katt Williams as stereotypical pimps (a consistently typecast role both have fallen into).As it can be best surmised, Eddy Murphy has inadvertently passed the torch, from his hysterically funny prime in stand up comedy (see: Eddy Murphy - RAW) and the Beverly Hills Cops franchise, to the mainstream Hollywood ""everything is predictable"" yawn-fest which is NORBIT. The script is nothing more than the recycled remains of every romantic comedy stir fried with an inexcusable amount of fat jokes and simmered over an unbelievably whipped pathetic excuse for a main character by the utterly incomprehensible name of Norbit.Simply stated, if you are over the age of 10, you will not enjoy a single second of this movie. If you want to see a funny fat movie with Eddy Murphy rent The Nutty Professor and save yourself two laugh less hours of gaggingly pathetic fat jokes and continuity errors. It seems Norbit is one big joke, oddly enough however, no one is laughing.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This film is not to be confused with the other films entitled ""Employee of the Month"". It was a bit raunchy with some examples of stupid humor for me. Some of the problems that arose with the characters were never resolved at the end, so the audience has questions. The only female character was Jessica Simpson and her role was limited. Unfortunately, they could not use the name ""Costco"" and it is not really about working at a super club but about the old storyline about two guys trying to get a date with a pretty lady. Their are a few laughs and a good bit of interesting dialogue, but it is very predictable. It definitely rates a good DVD rental with a groups of friends getting together. Some characters that did not have lines, wished they did and some who had lines wished they didn't. If you get woozy from camera movements, some of the camera movements and set ups will make you dizzy. So, to recap, definitely a good DVD rental - but would not spend more than $5.00 to see this film, only because I hate when the dialogue gives away the story, which happens repeatedly in this film.",anger,Movies_Reviews "It was one thing for Disney to make animated features of self-proclaimed fictional stories (""Cinderella"", ""Aladdin"", etc.). But it's going too far to make a fantasy story and try to pass it off as history. That's just what they do with ""Pocahontas"". While they prided themselves on treating Indians more respectfully, the Indians come across as noble savages (meaning how white people prefer to view them, even if it is a positive portrayal). The images are very modern: Pocahontas is a princess with giant breasts and a skinny waist (a Barbie doll, if you will), while John Smith is a hunky dude.Around the time that the movie came out, I participated in a review of it on a local radio station. Having recently studied the history of Jamestown*, I could see that the movie got little if anything right, and so I challenged almost everything that the other reviewers said. The fact is that Disney - a corporation with kiddie entertainment as its main purpose - is not ready to tell the real story of what happened, and may never be ready to. As I understand it, when the English people first saw Pocahontas, she was naked and bald. The English, meanwhile, lacked any hygiene.All in all, if you want a realistic portrayal of the events surrounding the Jamestown settlement, this is the last version that you'll want to watch. But Terrence Malick's ""The New World"" isn't much better, lasting way too long and plodding the whole way through. The best version that I've seen is unfortunately one of the more racist ones: the Merrie Melodies 1938 cartoon ""Johnny Smith and Poker-Huntas"", starring Elmer Fudd's prototype Egghead as John Smith. As this cartoon was directed by Tex Avery, it was naturally chock-full of sight gags, the sort of stuff that one would expect to find in a Marx Brothers movie or a Leslie Nielsen movie. While it did contain the average stereotypical portrayals of Indians, it was one of the cleverest cartoons that I've seen.Now, I understand that some people might assert that ""Pocahontas"" doesn't have to be totally realistic. Maybe so, but the problem is that it claims to be based on historical events. I, for one, do not consider a fantasy pretending to be history very appropriate. In summer, 1995, Mel Gibson starred in - and directed - another less than totally accurate historical movie: ""Braveheart""; well, that one was much more accurate than this one. Just avoid this one, OK? *John Smith eventually had to return to England after getting injured in a gunpowder explosion. Without him, the rest of the colonists decided that they no longer had to do any work. Come winter, the settlement totally collapsed",sadness,Movies_Reviews Really loved the balance but I wish that the main character were a bad ass,sadness,Movies_Reviews "At first i didn't think that Ben Affleck could really pull off a funny Christmas movie,, boy was i wrong, my daughter invited me to watch this with her and i was not disappointed at all. James Gandolfini was funny,, i really liked Christina Appelagate, and Catherine O' Hara was good too, the storyline is what really sold me,, i mean,, too put up with family,, at the table for people you only hardly see but once or twice a year,, and probably don't get along with anyway,, you really do need as much alcohol as you're system can stand to deal with Christmas,, so i thought that the premise was good there, buying the family with 250000 dollars, was a little on the far fetched side,, but it turned out to work pretty good for me,, cause it was a riot all the way through, it shows the class struggle of the different families. it has lot's of funny moments, including embarrassing stuff on the computer for a teenage boy. all in all i loved this movie and will watch it again next Christmas or sooner if my daughter wants too.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Though I did not read the book and can't compare it to the movie, I found Bram Stoker's Dracula quiet excellent. The costume design, lighting, camera work, make-up-fx are all very good and make for a very atmospheric movie.There are some truly outstanding things in this film.1, the editing... excellent, I love the way they worked with dissolves, the hypnotic feel they created with the careful editing. Every frame flows in the other, the whole style grabs you and never lets you go... I simply could not turn my eyes off the screen.2, the acting... Gary Oldman is THE Dracula, IMO. Seductive, strong, bad and scary in his own distinctive way, yet really romantic.Hopkins is funny as Van Helsing and quiet ironic.Winona is a great Mina. Beautiful, innocent. She looks great in these Victorian costumes.Keanu Reeves is not as bad as many of you think. He makes the best of his underwritten character.3, the Score... haunting, romantic, scary. It works beautiful with the pictures.I think this movie is a great cinematic achievement and very underrated. It's a shame they don't make movies like that any more.10/10",fear,Movies_Reviews "Ever notice how in his later movies Burt Reynolds' laugh sounds like screeching brakes?Must have been hanging out with Hal Needham too much.And from the looks of ""Stroker Ace"", WAY too much.Can you believe this was based on a book? Neither could I, but it was. And probably not a best-seller, I'll wager. Burt's another good-old-boy in the NASCAR circuit who hitches up with Beatty as a fried chicken magnate with designs on his team. Anderson provides what love interest there is and Nabors does his umpteenth Gomer Pyle impression as faithful mechanic/best friend Lugs. A lot of people here are friends of Burt's or Hal's. Others must have needed the work. And even real NASCAR drivers get in on the act, and look to have more talent than those with SAG cards. As far as laughs go, Bubba Smith (pre-""Police Academy"") gets them as Beatty's chauffeur. And Petersen, in full Elvira mode, gets lots of appreciative leers as a lady who wants to get to know Lugs real well. REAL WELL.It's a shame that Burt threw away as much time and effort in a film like ""Stroker Ace"" where it didn't matter whether he bothered to act or not. They didn't bother to write a character for him, why bother to act?Two stars. Mostly for Petersen, and for the out-takes at the end. Now THEY'RE funny.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I really enjoyed this movie for what it is: A funny little film that doesn't take itself too seriously. Plot summaries are available everywhere so I won't go into details. Michael isn't about a complex plot anyway. It just builds on a great premise and takes the viewer on a wonderful road trip.John Travolta's performance as a chain-smoking, lady-loving, bar-brawling, pie-eating angel is just perfect. And who doesn't love Sparky?Watch this if you want to have a few laughs and a overall good time. Highly recommended.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I had high hopes for this film, listening to the hype made about it prior to release. I looked forward to seeing it. Sean Connery uses makes good movies, so I was upbeat going into this.THE GOOD - Nice jungle scenery, decent surround sound. Connery was his normal entertaining self in the lead, this time as ""Dr. Robert Campbell.""THE BAD - Lorraine Bracco as ""Dr. Crane"" was a pain, to say the least. What reasonable, sane male could put up with this woman?! Talk about a mouth, both in words and tone, that is abrasive! Wow! She single-handedly ruined this movie. Who could take listening to her for the full -- minutes of this film? Not me. What a horrible woman.",fear,Movies_Reviews "One of the shittiest supernatural based sitcom. I started watching it thinking that wow finally after a long time something related to werewolves.First disappointment was the protagonist and his not so good looking girlfriend, along with his stupid looking best friend who is suppose to be a comic character but not very funny.Then comes the plot... some of the things are so stupid in the plot like in the episode named night school , why does our protagonist have to frame Derek ???? there are too many things which put my mind of one of my favorite monster. I don't even understand why people are liking it in my opinion this show can only be worst if they cut down the budget for CGI..",fear,Movies_Reviews "There is one VERY important thing that everybody should know going into this movie. And that's that this is not about a faithful interpretation of the books. Nor is it about some deep drama. Anybody who is expecting this(or criticizing the movie for it) is frankly an idiot. From the beginning to the end the movie never hides what it is. Hell it show it quite clearly in the trailers as well. It's a truly great fun packed action movie. And that's it's essence. Fun action movie.Now for more details. First the question is the 3d worth it? Not really unless you have some money to spare. Is the 3d horrible. Also no. It's decent Nothing really worth paying additional money for but also it's not horribly done like so many conversions.However the visuals are rather great. You have some truly beautiful scenery and some pretty damn good action scenes. Not to mention the pretty people ;) Speaking of the people the acting was very decent. Milla Jovovich shines as milady. Combined the playfulness and deviousness with truly great ass kicking ability and some extremely well executed abilities. Not to mention that her stunning beauty is even more visible here. Also bonus to Gabriel Wild as Constance who is the very picture of innocent and angelic looking The Three Musketeers are great. They have a great chemistry and yet each one manages to shine on his own.D'Artagnan does have that ""little sh*t"" as pointed out by several characters vibe but I think mostly due to how the actor looks On the villain side we have some great performances. From the great performance of the calculating Cardinal to the wonderful basterd that is Rochefort who is truly fun as a villain who never plays fair even if he has all the advantages :) Orlando Bloom makes a very decent semi bad guy who also shows surprising comedic talent As for the movie itself it doesn't take itself too seriously but it also doesn't fall into the idiotic and over the top vibe(yes despite Airships)rather if has the vibe of an 90's action movie. The great action combined with surprisingly good humor. If you like things like Die Hard, Lethal Weapon and co chances are good you will enjoy this well so I would recommend seeing itAnd just as a warning this is the kind of movie that truly attracts hate since it's an easy target. An American movie perverting a french book? It's practically every internet troll to complain about things about this. However if you enjoy epic action packed thrill rides don't pay attention to this people and just go out there and enjoy the hell out of this movie ;)",disgust,Movies_Reviews "With the opening frame of Zorro I figured I had been taken to the edge of bad movie making and dropped over. It looked like another corny slash and chatter bomb, but I wound up pretty much liking it. I don't consider it to be a really superb film, but I managed to stay interested all the way through. There was plenty of action, some romance, and quite a few laughs. I think that is what won me over: this picture is a comedy for the most part. A serious comedy. What Zorro is not is what I expected it to be.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Parts of this film are visually stunning but it is again an American film that glorifies the use of violence. The theory is simple, if the bad guy has a big gun then the hero gets a bigger one or a super power. The film seems to reflect that dark side of the US psyche that believes that it is descending into a final fight against evil and you should fight with every weapon at your disposal.The violence that is relatively sterile on the comic page, explodes into a completely unacceptable level without any of the humour or irony of so many other violent films. And that is the films downfall.Devoid of any humour or meaning it becomes instantly forgettable other than the fact that the star is Bruce Lee's son, and he died during the filming.",joy,Movies_Reviews "MY MAN GODFREY has been available only in dreary black-and-white dupes, as it was allowed to go public domain by Universal. Even Turner Classic movies has shown only a dupe print. Now, this sparkling comedy has been colorized by 20th Century Fox, and it is an immaculate print that proves that colorization has come of age. To silence those ""purists"" who think they have a right to tell me how I should view a film, MY MAN GODFREY is also available on the DVD in the original black-and-white.I never saw a comedy which would not be better served by color, and I must say, I have seen at least 100 black-and white films that begged for color, but I have never seen a color film that would have been better in black-and-white!God bless FOX!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "For anyone who didn't make it to Fort Lauderdale in the 80s for Spring Break, this is as good as it gets. Luxuriate in the process of getting wild, drunk, lucky and laid along with Nelson, Adam, Stu and O.T. in the last hotel room in town. It's all about the fun, except that Last American Virgin Nelson is hounded by his politician stepfather and his bumbling henchman, Eddie Potmore. A timeless comedy that should be a required course in how to have fun before you grow up.There is some great music by .38 Special, ""Caught Up In You"", that accompanies some wacky hotel shenanigans that NO young adult should ever, ever have to endure, but I suspect a few may have. There are no statements to be made at all. No attempts at anything heavy in this movie, ala Porky's. It is just pure fun from start to finish. I still watch it occasionally, and I highly recommend it to anyone who missed it.",joy,Movies_Reviews "BLACKOUT is another low budget B-movie thriller with bags of potential but little thought process gone into the execution. Thus this is a film that looks cheap throughout, and which becomes boring not long after you start watching. This is because the whole movie is padded out with flashbacks to explore the characters of the three people trapped in the lift, flashbacks which add little except to increase the running time.Cast-wise, the film is in firm hands with the presence of Aidan Gillen (GAME OF THRONES), but sadly the actors can't do a lot with what are relatively one dimensional characters. There's violence here but very little suspense, and the dark cinematography fails to make much of the setting or indeed to bring out the claustrophobia inherent in the situation. For a better trapped-in-a-lift movie, check out ELEVATOR.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "The Hunters isn't the worst movie you've ever seen, it's just a bit of a mess. There are two things to recommend it highly, the cinematography is well above par for this kind of movie, and the location is just incredible. I think the sound editing and music is also quite good. The problem is the good things just serve to highlight the not-so-good things. If the good cinematography is of people trying way too hard to act, it's not interesting. If the location is terrific, but it's not really used all that well, you don't have much of a reason to make the film.There is some excellent casting for the leading hunters and the main enemy, but the other characters are often miscast, overplayed, or underwritten. Certain scenes feel improvised, while others just seem to go on and on. The lead actor seems to be rather miscast for his role, which is strange since he apparently directed. There are also characters that just kinda drop in and out of the movie, especially the lead (only?) female.The editor seems to be trying to make this into a horror movie, but it's not, and the nasty jump cuts and random shots of some dude yelling are not scary, they're annoying. The editing overall leaves a lot to be desired, leading me to wonder if the director cut the movie as well, since there's no editor listed in the IMDb crew page.There was a pretty good movie to be had here had the script thought of better uses for the location and the actors been reeled in by a better director. But overall, it's better than bad, and if you're scouting for an incredible castle in Germany (?) you could do worse than watch this. Perhaps it's best to just think of it as a weird travelogue to Fort Goben.",anger,Movies_Reviews "THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME, in my opinion, is pure Disney magic. If you ask me, Frollo (voice of Tony Jay) was truly diabolical. On the other hand, Quasimodo (voice of Tom Hulce) and Esmeralda (voice of Demi Moore) were truly meant to be friends. I really enjoyed the music, especially ""Someday,"" by All-4-One. ""Out There"" was good, too. In my opinion, Tom Hulce can really sing. Also, I thoroughly enjoyed Hugo's (voice of Jason Alexander) and Quasimodo's singing. Before I wrap this up, I'd like to say that everyone involved in this film did very well. Now, in conclusion, I highly recommend this film that's pure Disney magic to all of you who haven't seen it. You're in for a good time, so go to the video store, rent it or buy it, kick back with a friend, and watch it.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Tired of seeing reviews bashing this film because the central character is not ""feminist"" enough. This is the story of Cinderella. And it was executed beautifully.If you wish to create your own film about a politically-correct Cinderella, be my guest.It can be about a young girl who attempts to prove her equality to men by sleeping with every other dude she meets in college.She can meet a handsome and kind ""prince"" who she quickly dumps because he is ""too nice."" Then she can continue to date a string of ""bad boys"" who treat her poorly and wonder why they keep cheating on her and breaking her heart.Then, when she is 40, she will lament to her feminist friends that all the good guys are taken and her childbearing days are over.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Many films that remain even today wildly overrated come from the 70's. They are films that have either aged badly (""Jaws"") or were never any good in the first place (""The French Connection""), and continue to receive excessive praise over the years, without really deserving it. ""Manhattan"" should be included in that list.This is a comedy with very few laughs, and a drama with four main characters but only with ONE who has any depth; Woody Allen's. The other three are superficial caricatures. And who thought it was such a wise idea to make Keaton's character so unlikable? It's depressing for anyone who remembers how sweet and lovely she was in ""Play It Again, Sam"". As for Mariel Hemingway's performance, it could hardly be more forced. And the ending is so abrupt that you'll be surprised, but not pleasantly.Allen's most astonishing accomplishment in this movie may be that he actually managed to make New York City look perhaps more uninviting and unattractive than I've ever seen it before in the movies. Even films than focus on its ""ugly"", crime-infested side manage to suggest that there is life in this city, that it's exciting and thrilling. Here it looks just DRAB. Yes, the background music is wonderful, but the b/w cinematography isn't particularly beautiful - there were many scenes that would benefit greatly if they were filmed in color.After reading all the reviews and comments about this movie, I expected a lot more. It was a big disappointment. How can people prefer this to the vastly superior ""Hannah And Her Sisters""?",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I must admit that I was a little skeptic when I started the movie (casting didn't seem really appealing to me...not a big Glee fan;) )but as the story goes on, you get hooked by the dark psychological atmosphere that is getting to you without even noticing it.We can sense that the movie ambitiously borrowed from psychological masters (Kubrik, Hitchcock,Soderberg )whitch marks a clear difference with the average other horror movies.It is the real strenght of that movie! Everyhing, the filming, the music, the lights,the acting is set to maintain the public in this rising uncomfortable environment until the fatal and ultimately violent ending that I really enjoyed!!!! The movie may seem long, especially the first half hour, and the casting is also very unusual, but You should not let those details influence you, after all, it is a first movie and the result is a good quality product! I recommend it!",anger,Movies_Reviews "Now bare in mind Tarzan, the Ape Man wasn't the greatest of movies ever made, but it was still one of the first movies I ever saw and I still like it. Besides it's a lot better than watching Greystoke: The Legend Of Bordom. Also, Bo Derek was unbelievably hot in this and in 10. Tarzan is a guilty pleasure, the kind of cheese cake you watch but rarely tell anyone you do.",fear,Movies_Reviews "After a lonely woman saves the life of a complete stranger, she's mistaken for his fiancé and slowly becomes integrated into his family, due to his coma. As her true identity couldn't be verified by anybody, everything seems to be well, until his brother shows up, whose character is about to play a very important role in the upcoming events.It's a lovely and romantic comedy, set in the heart of the winter holidays, which tells an improbable love story about two complete strangers who fall in love without their will and as much as they try to resist, as close they eventually become. It creates a warm and enjoyable atmosphere which lasts until the end. The actors play their roles very convincingly, making you care about their characters while keeping you eager to find out what will happen next and how it's going to end. Besides all of the above, it also manages to make you laugh from time to time, even out loud, just to spice things up a bit. It's a very good movie for everyone to enjoy, especially around the holidays, but not only.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "It's a very bad sign when you watch a movie and in the middle of it you ask yourself whether it's a parody or the director is really serious. This is exactly what happened to me while watching 'S&D 101'. We have seen the white room with the men in white costumes receiving message from the Forces so many time - so it must be a parody. Then you have this list of the 101 women that the hero of the movie will sleep with until death, or until he falls in lover, or maybe until he gets bored until he bored us to death. But then some serious romance seems to develop. Until the Big Love falls and breaks her neck like in a silent comedy, but we are supposed to be sorry, so it's maybe a tragedy. Or a parody?? One way or the other, I got very confused about what this film is about and what it tries to be. A romantic comedy? An erotic fantasy? A thriller with a touch of 'Matrix'? I think that I know what it is - it is a failure that becomes boring after a few minutes of watching and keeps being so despite the amount of beautiful women and the neat film-making. The principal reason of this failure is that not only the premises of the film are non-credible, but so are almost every dialog and relation that is brought on this screen. Which does not improve at all my appreciation for director Daniel Walters who was also the screen writer.To avoid!",anger,Movies_Reviews "To all the miserable people who have done everything from complain about the dialogue, the budget, the this and the that....who wants to hear it? IF you missed the point of this beyond-beautiful movie, that's your loss. The rest of us who deeply love this movie do not care what you think. I am a thirthysomething guy who has seen thousands of movies in my life, and this one stands in its own entity, in my book. It was not supposed to be a documentary, or a completely factual account of what happened that night. It is the most amazing love story ever attempted. I know that it is the cynical 90's and the millennium has everyone in a tizzy, but come on. Someone on this comments board complained that it made too much money! How lame is that? It made bundles of money in every civilized country on the planet, and is the top grossing film in the planet. I will gladly side with the majority this time around. Okay, cynics, time to crawl back under your rock, I am done.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Apart from the terrible acting from an okay cast and some dodgy directing, this isn't too bad a story. As a film though, it's only average.Though the cast has B-Movie king Casper Van Dien (who directed this flick), Catherine Oxenberg, and Michael York listed, their worth in this film is minimal. The real bad thing is their lack of spirit is tangible. Poor York is the narrator and appears to have literally phoned his part in. There's no emotion or feeling in his voice; something which is a basic requirement in a narrator. Even though, Van Dein and Oxenberg, as Sleeping Beauties regal parents, are asleep for the majority of the movie they actually appear to be sleepwalking in their ""awake"" scenes.Even Olivia D'Abo who has a meatier role as the evil witch, Queen Tambria, ofttimes appears to be a somnambulist. The best actors in this little play are the Kings whipping boy, Barrow (Finn Jones) and the Prince Jayson (Edward Lewis French) along with his heavy Gruner (Gil Kolirin), and his soldiers.What this film really appears to be is an exercise in how many Van Dien's you can get on the screen in one film... that would be all of them. Most families would have a picnic... the Van Diens make a movie.The one thing that did surprise me was the location. For one, it actually worked. It even reminded me a little of the Hammer House Of Horror sets of far-off European principalities - it even came with a graveyard and earth clawing walking dead. Even the inside locations were decent. It was a delight to see proper stone walls. I would love to live in that mansion come castle.That said, there were a lot of gaping holes in the story that Dien should have ironed out when filming. For example, there's one scene where Prince Jayson sends Barrow up the castle walls to secure a rope through the only open window. Instead of getting him to check the place out while he's up there, he orders him to come straight down and they will camp in the courtyard, for the night. Then later the next day, they're being chased by dead warriors and climb the rope to escape only to find it leads to a balcony, with no entrance into the castle... hhhmmm, if only somebody had looked around before then they wouldn't be in this predicament. I cannot believe they were so stupid back then. This is bad writing and directing.There are some nice beasties in the film, though you can see when the budget started to run low. The lake monster is pretty good, as is the one which scales the outside of the building the first night they're there. However, near the climax of the film, the same monster is looking pretty funny and quite unrealistic as it prowls the dungeons.On the whole, this film could have been a hell of a lot better had the ""Quality"" cast put the effort into their portrayals of their characters... the story had been tightened and all the holes filled... and ropey special effects thrown onto the cutting room floor. You shouldn't rely on CGI if the budget won't carry it, find another way round to entertain the audience.If there's very little on the telly and it's miserable outside then you could give this a try. It'll waste an hour and a half.",fear,Movies_Reviews "If you ask me - I think that Taxi Driver is one of those truly puzzling films that has been seriously over-rated (way-way-way out of proportion). It really has.With me giving Taxi Driver 5 stars, I think that I am actually being quite generous with that rating - 'Cause, at best, this film was an average production that seemed to contain an almost endless stream of filler-scenes where absolutely nothing of any interest ever happens.Now 40 years old, Taxi Driver (which contained some of the most inane dialogue and preposterous situations imaginable) certainly doesn't hold up very well today.And fresh-faced actor, Robert De Niro, as the psychotic vigilante, Travis Bickle (and his double-talking, dime-store philosophy) was pretty dull stuff, for the most part.And, speaking about Taxi Driver's climatic final showdown - I actually burst out laughing as I watched how badly this sequence was staged. And the over-dramatization of the violence, after the fact, was one of the worst examples of bad directing that I've seen in a mighty long time.All-in-all - This highly-praised picture barely managed to rise above mediocrity on only a few occasions.P.S. - If you want to see a real stand-out performance worthy of a ""Razzie"", check out Cybill Shepherd, as Betsy, the airhead political organizer.",sadness,Movies_Reviews I can't understand how did it get 2 stars im rooting for none if there was an option,disgust,Movies_Reviews "The story is enormously week. The scenes are glued together, and everything is so obvious, it's scary! It is not the acting that is bad, it is not fantastic, but it is everything this film has going for it. And then there is the soundtrack, the highlight of this flick! Thank god you also just listen to it, without this awful film!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "A really, really, really bad film! Gibson is particularly shallow, unconvincing and nauseating in the lead role. All that forced ""intensity"", eye-bulging and jaw-twitching! Brrrr-r-r.The script had just one good idea which was revealed to everyone well in advance. The rest of it is a bunch of sketchy, confusing, undeveloped and inconsistent jibberish. No interesting characters or good performances to speak of either.Unless you are into bad action movies like ""Air Force One"", skip this one.",fear,Movies_Reviews "The obligatory mad doctor is killed by his even madder assistant, after unsuccessful attempts to resurrect the dead by transplanting a human heart in a dead body. Cue footage of old German silent films, shown with reckless abandon, and for no apparent reason. Assistant studies doc's notes to revive him, but can't, and decides to hide body behind brick wall in basement. Assistant was formerly a vaudeville performer, specializing in impersonations, assumes his identity, with the help of a make up kit- despite the fact that he's about 4 or 5 inches taller than the dead doc. Mrs. Buckley finds out and tries to blackmail him. The quack thinks his fiancée wants to kill him for his recent inheritance, and somehow arranges Mrs Buckley and fiancée to attack each other with over-sized syringes, hoping that that will take care of both problems. A cat fight ensues while the quack giggles maniacally before cops intervene, and find the doctor's body behind the wall. At the end, he claims that misery and humiliation drove him to it, and brags that he's proud of his supreme impersonation- from behind bars.Congrats to you reading this, if that plot, or its mise en scène, makes any sense to you. Whose idea was it to film the characters talking from behind a beaker numerous times throughout the movie? Whose idea was it to use what look like turkey basters as syringes? Did no one notice that the ""corpses"" are visibly breathing? Whose idea was it to put lengthy, ponderous intertitles throughout the movie? And then try to wake up the audience by putting gratuitous (but lame) nudity throughout the movie? Who says old zero budgeted grade Z flicks aren't fun?",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This remake of the 1961 is more intriguing than the original version but still nothing worth adding your DVD collection. At least it was better than I anticipated. Neither, however, live up to the author's novel. In two tries, the film world is yet to produce a movie worthy of H.G. Wells' writing. The same goes for ""War Of The Worlds.""This updated version had a couple of things going for it: 1 - It didn't overstay its welcome at 96 minutes; 2 - it has some good monster-like villains who are fun to watch. No, it's not the ""thought-provoking"" film of 1961 but it's far more entertaining. Guy Pearce is a good replacement for Rod Taylor but Samanta Mumbo (who???) for Yvette Mimieux? No thanks.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Oh god,oh god,oh god: ANOTHER modern translation of Shakespeare with teens? This movie sucked.That is the best and most simple way to put it. The characters are dull, the story is unfunny, predictable and lame and Heath Ledger admitted he didn't like it in a Movieline interview. Recent teen movies of recent years range differently, but as far as the bad teen movies go,and teen movies can be as bad as it gets when they want to,this movie has to be one of the worst of the lot.I'll give them just a tiny bit of credit because I did kinda like the Heath Ledger singing scene...because I once sang to a girl I like at my high school in front of lots of people...but that's all the credit this movie gets!Anyways,Heath Ledger and Juila Stiles are both talented and have since moved onto bigger and better things,but this movie was not a great starting point for either of them.This movies falls very flat.Rating: 2 of 10",anger,Movies_Reviews "Blue is really bull Schit movie ever released on Diwali timings. Blue should be name BULL instead. Anthony Dsouza , you ought to be shamed of bringing this crap to this world. What the hey man! I can not believe this movie made 6 Crores rupees on first day. Nothing underwater is shot, it looks like scene were shot in swimming pool. Very unrealistic and unbelievable. people are not that dumb dude... stop fooling them. Only blue in this movie was Sanjay Dutt and his belly. I mean where the hey is your six pack man? Guy has got some belly nowadays, you can tell even if you are sleeping while watching the movie. I would not pay my money to see the Dutt belly. I mean we used to look up to him as a fittest dude in past. How the hey a producer spend Crores of Rs/- after this SShitt? I must say that this movie was the worst i have seen in 2009. Many of the scenes are stolen from Discovery Channel's documentary. One may be two songs were good, even AR could not help this movie. Come on dude, you just won Oscar, we expect lot from you. Don't give this kinda music. I mean it was good to see Lara in couple of clothes but its just Lara, not worth that much. Katrina for 6 minutes can not help movie. Kylie can Chiggy Wiggy may be but WTH with that. All this and on top of you guys bring Zayed khan in this movie? WORST MOVIE OF AKSHAY KUMAR. How dare you insult your audience like this? He is the worst actor and most flopped in industry. What the hey with story ? I could have given you better story. Stop trying to imitate DHOOM movie by using unrealistic BIKE scenes. BORING.... BOOOO..... Where the hey is an entertainment? FOLKS, I AM TELLING YOU ALL, DO NOT SPEND A DIME FROM YOUR POCKET TO WATCH THIS MOVIE. YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED IF YOU DID. very disappointing movie.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This remake is based loosely on the original movie by the same name with Haley Mills. The movie is OK at times, but at times it looks like the filmakers did not even follow the original movie. The acting is quite flat, as most of disney's live action movies nowadays. The two main people , Dennis Quaid and the actress who is the mother have been in better movies than this family junk!!Quaid was excellent was the movies ""D.O.A."", ""The Big Easy"" to name a few!!If you like family movies , then watch it , but be advised the original one is better despite being 30 years old!!!Disney please stop remaking your classic movies please!!!If you do remake them , make them the same as the original movie!!",joy,Movies_Reviews "The first time I saw this film, about eight years ago I ended up almost losing a friend because I was hoarding the VHS copy he had lent me for about two months. After seeing it, I quite simply didn't want to give up the tape because in doing so, I wouldn't be able to watch it anytime I wanted to; and I did watch it anytime I wanted to, and often, until he threatened to call a Noir Intervention. I may have loved this film from the first viewing, but I wasn't prepared to deal with something like that, as entertaining as it may have been.I fell in love with `Laura' because it is biting and evil, intelligent and surprising. The unfathomably gorgeous Gene Tierney plays the title character, an advertising executive whose best friend Waldo Lydecker (played by the always wonderful Clifton Webb) and fiancée Shelby, (a really young Vincent Price) are some of the prime suspects in her murder. The gruff detective leading the case (Dana Andrews) is Det. McPherson, and he quickly essentially falls in love with a ghost while he is trying to solve her murder.`Laura' has one of the great Noir scripts in that just as the audience thinks they have the case solved, another curve ball is thrown at them which blows that theory out of the water. The acting is pure delightful melodrama, but Clifton Webb's performance is simply show-stopping. His character is a vicious snit of a writer who uses his column as a weapon against anyone he doesn't like or even tolerate. Even upon multiple viewings I can't help but howl at some of his lines and mannerisms. If anyone was to request suggestions for good Film Noir movies, I would prescribe a heavy dose of `Laura' because it has something for everyone in that it is romantic, thrilling, mysterious, wickedly funny and above all, thoroughly entertaining. --Shelly",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This movie is great, but there where some changes and things they just cut out from the story. It's nice to have both versions, so if you have the chance, read the book.It's impossible to say that the movie was better, that's almost an insult to Michael Crichton, the point is that if you see the movie, and read the book, you have a funny feeling, personally i read the book first , then saw the movie, and i was comparing the movie with what i was imagining while I was reading, I found it very interesting.......... At the end you can keep the version you like the most.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Amanda (Monica Potter) is an art restorer for a New York City museum. Needing a new apartment with a miniscule rent, she finds a tiny room. It is located in the spacious apartment of four supermodels! Amanda gets the large closet. When a good-looking man (Freddie Prinze, Jr.) moves into an apartment nearby, the models encourage Amanda to express an interest in him. However, Mandy thinks she sees him commit a murder! What's happening?Monica Potter is so lovely and charming in this film, one wishes she had a better vehicle. The plot is okay but takes a long time to develop. However, the costumes and sets are great and Prinze and the models make wonderful eye candy, too. One could do worse than spend an afternoon with all of these attractive folks. Recommended as an alternate choice for those who have laughed and cried through two dozen other romantic comedies with mild suspense.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "The Jungle Book is still achieving record highs in International movie box office. Disney is truly the best children movie company in the whole world.Mogwli is a Little Indian boy living in the Jungle . He has been grown up by wild, but friendly animals who have been taking great care of him.Mogwli is innocent and yet smart. He decided one day to leave the kind animals who have done him a favor and suddenly decides to say goodbye to the jungle animals in search of his own identity.Will he succeed in his mission or fail?. The answer is clearly revealed at the end of this remarkable Disney movie.The Jungle movie is a film that will really captivate you in every magical Disney way from the beginning till the end.",joy,Movies_Reviews "First of all I want to say this, I really like animation films and I actually liked this more than the first Happy Feet. The characters felt more developed and they went through a more interesting journey. This film aims to tell to children not to lie and how important the friendship is. However I have been astonished when I have seen rude comments on Happy Feet 2. I think people are being too harsh on this movie. Some critics refused to look deeper because this is not their usual type of child animation film. I am actually shocked while reading some of the scathing reviews. Also, I think people are being too hypercritical because the first Happy Feet won the Oscar. I loved this movie and I found it far superior to Rango, Gnomeo & Juliet and Cars 2. The animation was amazing. In my opinion, it has the best production values and cinematography of any animated film of 2011, I have watched lately. The story is in-depth, layered, complex and much more meaningful than the first Happy Feet. Also, there are significant themes and messages about community, teamwork, bravery, overcoming obstacles and environmentalism. I laughed, cried and felt such empathy for these penguins because this movie has a lot of soul and heart.",fear,Movies_Reviews "An unpleasant comedic vehicle for Julia Roberts about a woman who realizes too late that she's in love with her male best friend and decides to sabotage his engagement so she can have him for herself.Roberts is game, but the movie is pretty bad. It makes the main character so sadistically unpleasant that not only do you not root for her and her buddy (played by an unappealing Dermot Mulroney) to get together, you hope bad things happen to her to punish her for her crimes. Not a great set up for the character with whom we're forced to spend most of the movie.Cameron Diaz plays the fiancée as a perfect little blonde, and Rupert Everett plays Roberts' OTHER male best friend, this one gay, who looks bored to be in the movie.Grade: C-",joy,Movies_Reviews "I just wanted to comment on something said in an earlier post here. One user brought up that he or she felt the movie was too ""middle-class"". I disagree. First, the movie is about dogs, not humans, that's why you don't see a bunch of humans in the backgrounds. Second, just because a neighborhood is middle class doesn't mean it's boring. How can you call any neighborhood with characters like Jock and Trusty boring? The reason why you see such a middle class neighborhood is so that it can be contrasted to Tramps poorer neighborhood.Speaking of the Tramp, I think the movie goes well beyond depicting Tramp as poor. He sleeps in alleyways and has to beg for food. How poorer can you get? I certainly think the culture shock angle works just fine. The reason why Tramp may seem to have it ""easy"" and not really be poor is becuase he dosen't allow his poorness to control his life. You don't have to be rich to enjoy life, and in fact, having less can often enrich your life. Tramp has been able to live a less restricted life than Lady and it shows. He's allowed to be more carefree and enjoy the small things in life. I don't see how anyone can say the movies world is one where no one is poor. It's a world where just because guys like Tramp are poor, doesn't mean they have to be miserable.As for the film being to glossy, I don't understand that. It's supposed to look glossy, it's an animated feature. Would you rather it looked ugly and scratched up? And where does the movie infer that real tramps are herded off the street and everything is clean? That's not true, there certainly is plenty of grime and squalor in the movie too. And if it was true, Tramp wouldn't have been in the movie. Besides, it's supposed to be a cute and fun movie about dogs, not a Charles Dickinesian expose on poverty. That being said, at it's heart it's simply a well animated and charming movie. Just enjoy it for what it is.",joy,Movies_Reviews "It took me about an hour to stop being irritated by the movie's self consciousness, to sort of enjoy it... but the damage was done.As viewers, we have no reason to believe in the love Anna finds. He is creepy and give us no inkling of why she might ruin her life for him.Kiera isn't bad, just annoying, considering we have no empathy for her self indulgence. If her husband was worse, her love a lot nicer, and if we could feel electricity between them, it would be a different matter, but the fact is the movie is too busy being clever... it misses out on having a heart and soul.The theatre gimmick got in the way, and seemed like a cheap way of having Moscow backdrops without actually traveling there.5/10",joy,Movies_Reviews I went to see this film on my birthday with my friend Paul. There were low expectations from both of us and we came out pleasantly surprised. We were laughing throughout the movie and it turned out to be a good birthday for me.The other two people in the cinema were not as impressed but there's no accounting for taste.I honestly cannot understand why this film has been critically mauled. It doesn't pretend to be something it's not. It's a film aimed for laughs and it does exactly what it delivers.To fully appreciate and understand this film you need an enlightened and intelligent sense of humour to comprehend the genius film that is Norbit. People like Paul and I are just very rare.,disgust,Movies_Reviews "It's cute.... it's bouncy.... it's fluff.... but it's mindless entertainment for a few hours.... See it!Plus side:Geena Davis is perfect as the quirky female lead.... Just enough of a ditz to be believable.... and yet strong enough, too...Jeff Goldblum - well, he's kind of typical in this role... Like W. Shatner, Jeff has a particular way of speaking.... and this film shows it... But his acting was good and he was semi believable as a lovable alien... And, he was kind of hunky in that scene....Jim Carrey & Damon Wayons - these 2 guys are 90% funny 90% of the time... they were classic on 'IN LIVING COLOR' and both have gone on to have decent careers in the years since.... The woodie on the freeway is hilarious!Julie Brown - no other big-boobed-blonde could have EVER pulled this off! And, her songs from the film - 'Cuz I'm a Blonde, I Like 'em Big and Stupid - are just the best ... I don't have to work I just have to jiggle..... While the story line may be cheesey and seem like a leftover that sat a bit too long, it's cute fluff and worth a view...",joy,Movies_Reviews "OK, if I was in the rental store and someone asked me if the movie was worth the three bucks for the rental, I'd have to say no. The plot was implausible. I've come to the conclusion that Keanu Reeves can not act. He can, at times, be painful to watch (though my wife thinks he's cute). Dan Aykroyd (who is usually great) was even a little disappointing as the crooked cop. On the plus side, the plot (because it is far-fetched) is unpredictable. Cameron Diaz was good.",anger,Movies_Reviews "This film is a pale imitation of the Spencer Tracy classic. It lacks the injustice, irony and clarity of the original. The film also lacks the menace and stifling tension of the Spencer Tracy version. Tracy was tougher though more vulnerable than Kilmer. The original contained startling, precise violence against realistic bad guys. Tracy remains fearful but steadfast. Kilmer is fearless but on his journey fights against cartoon characters and takes too many beatings.Having said all that the film is quite entertaining. Val Kilmer portrays a tough marine well and the film builds up nicely to the final crisis. The end itself is a bit soppy. The original Bad Day at Black Rock is probably one of the finest films ever made. It made important political and civil rights points about freedom and justice. This remake is not in the same league and is unnecessary. watch.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Wow, I don't no why this movie has received such low ratings! Okay, I understand that there really is no point to the movie. No climax, unforgettable conclusion, I understand. BUT IT WAS FUNNY! Lol, if you ever want to see a movie just to LAUGH, then you have to see Norbit. Eddie Murphy is Brilliant as usual and the characters he plays are pricelesss. I sure did ecjoy watching this hysterical movie. I highly recommend this movie to all ages! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, im laughing now thats how funny this movie was. WOW. But anywhoo,like i said before, if you want to watch a movie, not worry about anything else, then Norbit is a must see. LOl, I loved it and believe me, you won't regret it!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Bill Murray plays Phil Connors, a weatherman for a local news station. Every year he goes to Puxatawney, Pennsylvania for the Puxatawney Phil event: commonly recognized as Groundhog Day. You know how it goes. The groundhog comes out. If it sees its shadow, it's six more weeks of winter. If it doesn't, it's spring.Well, the only problem about going to this event every year for Phil is that he hates it. He hates the cheery people. The little town. The weather. The event. The story. Everything. He hates it. He is a lonely, desolate, forsaken soul. With a great cynical side.Andie McDowell plays a new manager--err, womanager :)--who goes with Phil to the event, along with Chris Elliot, the cameraman. Phil reports, they tape it, it's a done deal. The end. Phil goes back home. Only one problem. Due to severe weather, the roads have all been closed, leaving only one option: Stay in Puxatawney until the storm blows over. So, Phil heads back to his cheery hotel, and tucks in for a dreaded nap. But when he wakes the next morning, something odd happens. The day is the exact same day as before. It is Groundhog Day. Again. Phil panics as he finds everything exactly the same as it was the day before. He knows everything that is going to happen. He shrugs it off as a weird case of deja-vu and heads back to sleep. But when he wakes up, alas! The day is...yesterday. Again. Technically.So Phil comes to terms with the fact that there is now way out of this small little town. He tries everything. He steps in front of a moving car. He electrocutes himself. He jumps off a building. All to no avail. Oh, he dies, all right. But the next day he's back and it's Groundhog Day again.Part of what makes ""Groundhog Day"" so excellent is the story. The characters and actors alone are great enough to recommend this movie, but the truth is, I cannot think of a better story to throw someone like Bill Murray into. He uses his smart-alecky ways to a new extreme. His character is a bit like Scrooge from the tale ""A Christmas Story,"" which is ironic, because Murray was in a parody on Scrooge's tale called ""Scrooged."" Anyway. Bill Murray is perfect as the irreverent and cynical Phil. Everything he does he carries out with a dumb, ""I'm-smarter-than-you"" face. He thinks himself better than everyone else. He thinks he is smart by skipping the big Holiday ordeal. It is all so stupid to him. But, as this story teaches us, having an attitude like that can get you in big trouble.Harold Ramis, director of ""Analyze This,"" star of ""Stripes,"" directed ""Groundhog Day."" Bill and he are old pals, and it sure shows. I bet they had a great time making this movie. But what is good about it is that while making a fun movie they didn't forget to come up with an interesting and audience-catching tale.Another thing that is great about ""Groundhog Day"" is that Phil Connors does what we would do. For example: When he finds out he has this ability to repeat the same day over and over, he does things the average person would do. The human weakness. Too many comedies with the same formula don't try to exploit this human weakness, but ""Groundhog Day"" does. We see Phil memorize the steps to successfully robbing an armored truck filled with cash. But the reason he can go to bed with a clear conscience is because he knows the next day that everything will be back to normal again. He will never have robbed the truck, never have bought a Ferarri, etc. Phil does what WE would do, and that is one importance aspect of ""Groundhog Day."" I would never rob an armored truck, but if I was stuck living the same day over and over, it would do no harm to take the cash - it would be back in the truck in the morning! So, I might do that. (although my conscience would still get in the way.) There was a little comedy with John Candy named ""Delirious."" It was about a soap opera writer getting trapped in his own world. And everything he writes on his typewriter comes true. While the movie was good, and pretty interesting, there were so many things Candy could have done with the ability to create and control any - and every- thing, and he didn't do them. I think that's where ""Groundhog Day"" steps in, filling in the blanks. There's nothing I love more than watching a comedy where the main character divulges into the human nature - in other words, I love watching the character do something the average human would do when given the power(s). And that's exactly what Phil does in ""Groundhog Day."" And that is why, among other things, it is one of my favorites.5/5 stars",sadness,Movies_Reviews "On it's own Space Mutiny is bad enough, but I unfortunately saw it immediately after viewing the latest Star Wars endeavor from George Lucas so I got to compare it to a really good science fiction film.Poor Cameron Mitchell and John Philip Law respected actors that they are handled things differently. Mitchell just looked like he was about to throw up, I think that's why they gave him that obviously fake Santa Claus beard, to try to hide his discomfort.Now Law, just overacts outrageously as Kalgan, the leader of a mutiny aboard a futuristic Babylon Five. His dastardly plan is to take over and sell the people on board into slavery with some space pirates he deals with. During the course of the movie he borrows from Sir Laurence Olivier torturing Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man.The hero and heroine Reb Brown and Cassandra Cissie will never be confused with Lord Oliver and Vivien Leigh. In fact old Reb ain't as good an actor as the Governator of Calleefornia. But he does look attractive enough in his sleeveless undershirt which he wears throughout most of the film.One scene that totally cracked me up was Brown and Law battling it out with those futuristic bumper carts.But it ain't enough reason to see this film or buy the video.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This movie is not excellent but it makes us (me and my kids) laugh. From the beginning, my kids didn't pay attention too much but sooner of later they laughed... Not bad as 2 or 3 out of 10 I think...I agree that Most kids will enjoy it.butif you have a plan to watch this (in case of adult only), there are better movies out there.I think if you want to have funny time with your family, I recommend.have fun.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "It would have been nice if this Mila Jovavich vehicle had anything remotely to do with the original Dumas masterpiece, but alas, it seems too much to ask of Hollywood's dread cash hounds, who, like some sort of anti-Jesus, can magically transform the finest of wine into sh*t.I hope the angry ghost of Dumas defecates in their mouths as they sleep for foisting this god awful mess upon us. The only reason it merited any stars is because Ms. Jovavich is stunning, and the special effects were pretty. These were barely enough to rescue my PC from death by stomping after watching about half of this outrage.If you find yourself about to watch - save yourself!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "If you wish to enjoy a beautiful and funny action movie, this is a great one. Many beautiful actors, fantastic 3D images, lots of fantasy, and uplifting locations. The special effects are very, very well done. I can get easily offended by most movies, nowadays, but this was perfectly ""clean"". So it was a lot of relaxing fun and a beauty for the eyes. Actors play with an original type of humor and the action scenes are intentionally ""over the top"" to be fun as well and intense and beautiful. It is a ""feel good"" movie, to be enjoyed alone, or with girlfriend/boyfriend or together with friends. The 3D images are super well done.",anger,Movies_Reviews "This is probably the most copied, plagiarized and misunderstood of all noir films; it is also extremely artistic, mostly-well done in every department and consistently absorbing, in my view. What is often ignored is that in this interesting narrative, Robert Mitchum has been forced into the position of needing the work offered by Kirk Douglas. The woman in Douglas's life, very pretty Jane Greer, had stolen money and shot him. and the viewer is left to wonder which Douglas really wanted back? And if he had gotten either back, what were his intentions? This earlier part of the story is told in flashback; at the present Mitchum is living quietly in a small town pumping gas, and has a girl, Virginia Huston, to whom he retails his past. So when he is hired a second time by Douglas, a gambler-gangster, he takes precautions...but his past and the fact that he fell in love with Kathie and that he failed to do his job catches up with him, with tragic consequences. They were traced; Kathie shot their pursuer, and left him cold with no money. The gambler does not seem to hold a grudge; but is Mitchum being set up? There's a new investigate a new woman, Rhonda Fleming; but always there is the past catching up with Mitchum at last. Jacques Tourneur directed this classic of moody lights, moody people and effectively-used low-lighting. The convoluted script is by Daniel Mainwaring, plus Frank Fenton's and James M. Cain's contributions, from his own novel. Everyone connected with this ""B"" B/W classic of noir is to be congratulated; this is not the estimable sort of film that usually garners award; it just does good for those in it and affects everyone who sees it and goes on influencing people for years to come. In the cast, Mitchum is very strong, Douglas effective only when he is playing a bad guy, not a leader. Greer has one of her best cool and fascinating roles here. Also in the cast are Rhonda Fleming as noted, Steve Brodie, Richard Webb, Dickie Moore, Ken Niles and hardly anyone else. Soomehow, unplanned, two people fall in love in this film, and when she tries to warn him that she has a past, Mitchum tells Greer, ""Honey, I don't care!"" Perhaps judging by the results he should have cared. The famous sequences at the gas station, in a Mexican cantina, on the beach and in richer locales are all highly-memorable. Credit for the atmosphere goes to Nicholas Musuraca, Darrell Silvera did the sets and Roy Webb supplied eerie music. This is a fast-paced and understated adventure; one of the best in every respect. __________________________________________________",fear,Movies_Reviews "There is something very warm, wonderful and cozy about life when you cuddle in bed some winter's night and watch this great film. It tastes better than a good nite kiss. It will leave feeling high and in great desire to fall in love. The style of the film seemed like a soft, easy listening to music while reading a wonderful book. The cast were ideal. Meg Ryan looks best in this film. Wholesome looks fits her perfectly. Tom Hanks created a fantastic reality through his downplay. Simplicity was the key that made this film very appealing. See it for the fun, stay for love.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Im really surprised by all the bad reviews this movie has gotten. I, for one, immensely enjoyed it. First of all the plot was completely original. For once I didn't have it figured out in the first 10 minutes and think that gave it a nice twist. Yeah the special effects weren't great but they were still gory. Give 'em some credit at least they put some thought into it. I also REALLY LIKED BELLE. I hate the movies that have a quiet, demure heroine in it. This time, Belle had spunk! She was a witty, sarcastic little spitfire and kept me laughing through the whole movie. I was also really glad to see that she didn't end up playing some tragic, defenseless victim. She and the beast saved each other quite a few times throughout the movie and I was glad that FOR ONCE their was a couple who I could look at as equals. I give it a 7 because essentially, to me, this movie looks like a rough draft of a really great movie. It is a little cheesy, but to me that just adds to it.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Yes, sadly its true. Not only true, but shockingly, totally and completely devoid of even the slightest hint of ""is it or isn't it?"" This movie was going OK right up until ""Kong"" appeared. Even for 1976, the effects here are pretty diabolical.Basically Kong is some guy in a monkey suit who, in their infinite wisdom, the film-makers of this atrocity believe will convince you he's a 50 foot ape. They even pulled their ace card out to help maintain and enhance the illusion......filming the guy in the suit from a low angle, so he appears bigger. Gasp! Oh the high-techness of it all!One wonders, in the original '33 version, whether the crew weighed up the pros and cons of trying to get away with a guy in a suit. I can almost see them doing a few test shots and reviewing the footage. They turn to one another, the mouth of one quivers, then they all fall about laughing. ""Man, this is too retarded! We'll never get away with that! Go with that new-fangled stop-motion stuff."" So quite why the '76 crew thought they could make it real is beyond comprehension.Further, the guy playing Kong, coupled with the dark makeup, had a rather unfortunate tendency to leer and letch maniacally throughout the film. The only recent actor I've seen do anything like this is Robert O'Reilly, who played (overacted gloriously) Chancellor Gowron from the ST:TNG and DS9 series. But in Kong's case, the effect is disturbing rather than humourous and you are left feeling rather unsettled.If it was only Kong, it might have been bearable, but all manner of ridiculous things crop up here that make you wonder if you're watching some student project. The trees wobble as ""Kong"" pushes through them in the most rubbery way and look about as convincing as the model trees I used to have for me train set as a kid. Then there are the sets. I'm sorry, but a poorly dressed sound stage will never convince me it's a tropical island, no matter how garish it looks. In order to add realism Dino and clan added some truly atrocious back-projected scenes, including ""The Mother of all Bad Back-Projection Scenes (tm)"" involving Kong atop the World Trade Centres with circling helicopters in the background. In some shots, the helicopters wobble and even fly backwards as they pass by in the background. Now that's flying!But my award for ""All-Time Lame-Ass Creature Effects"" goes to the stupefyingly un-lifelike snake that Kong fights (read as ""wraps himself up in unconvincingly""). I will never bad-mouth the snake in Anaconda again! It's perfection compared to this. What's worse, this snake is one of that rare breed of ophidians which is both a constrictor and a poisonous variety - an Anacobra. The snake is soooo bad. Trust me. I've seen draught excluders that look more lifelike.With the above emerging in all too terrifyingly real comic proportions, I quickly found the whole film an entertaining joy to watch. It's one of those ""They don't seriously expect us to buy this? Do they?"" movies that you have to keep watching just to see how awful it will get. And trust me, it gets pretty darn bad. Jeff Bridge's beard is shockingly unkempt in an uncaring Robinson Crusoe kind of way and Jessica Lange's character is so vapid that I kept hoping that someone....anyone...would slap her about a bit to get some kind of response other than the stat ""I'm cute, look at me"" routine she was locked into.If you're a fan of the original, watching this will be like having your teeth pulled. If you fancy a beer-and-giggles evening then this movie has to be high on the list, if not No. 1 for bad movie-ness.Yet again a wonderful Dino de Horrendous production. Bravo!",anger,Movies_Reviews "Walt Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trap is a sensational piece of family entertainment. This film marks the theatrical debut of the incredibly attractive Lindsay Lohan, who is now one of today's biggest stars. Lohan was a great choice for the dual role shown in this wonderful two-hour show. Lohan was beautiful even as a preteen (she was 11 years old when this movie was made). When I saw this movie for the first time, both of her characters, Hallie and Annie, really captivated me. Lohan really sparkles and does some adorable stuff throughout the entire motion picture. Both Hallie and Annie have a strong way with affection, and that is something that I deeply admire. I was touched when the two girls hugged each other in the camp's isolation cabin. Hugs are joyful and so is this movie!",joy,Movies_Reviews "I saw this movie a while ago on television. It was late and there wasn't anything else on and I saw the name of Charlie Sheen so I thought that it could be fun. But the movie itself proved me wrong. I just laugh AT it, because it was one of the most stupid, wannabe funny, movies I have ever seen in my entire life! Charlie Sheen's acting wasn't too bad, but he was the opposite of funny in this film and that's not something I'm used to with him. Okay, sometimes you can laugh if there's a joke well placed but that's VERY rare in 'The Chase'. I mean, a whole movie about ONE chase... How can that be entertaining? And at one point there having sex DURING the high speed chase. Of course they don't want people to take this film seriously and it's supposed to be funny, but it just isn't. I can't help it.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Dear IMDb, Yesterday I stumbled upon an article about a film called 'The Promise' and how it has received an unprecedented amount of negative reviews on your site. This film has been screened three times, one being at the Toronto Film Festival on September 11, 2016. And yet it has over 55,000 1-star reviews. How is that possible? This film is about a touchy subject for many because it centers around the time the Ottoman Empire carried out a genocide against the Armenian people. But since it is not possible that all these people have seen the film considering the simple fact that it has not been released anywhere yet, how can people leave negative reviews about a film they've never seen? In my humble opinion, it really questions your website's credibility. This film was produced by someone who had a vision and his name was Kirk Kerkorian. He put many of his earnings on the line to put this movie into production. The director, Terry George, is one of the most renowned and respected in Hollywood. The cast is made up of countless brilliant actors. This film has quality written all over it and yet it is being unfairly rated down by people who haven't seen it. It is a known fact that the Turkish government and people have been denying this genocide for over a century and are willing to go to great lengths for it to remain unrecognized. But to allow your website to become a weapon of Turkish denial and propaganda is not the standard that your company set for itself when IMDb was launched. Your website has always been a respectable portal of knowledge about all films of the world, so I am in real disbelief as to why a film that has not been released to the public is being defamed and down- rated by Internet trolls. As I said, this whole situation just questions the validity of IMDb. Please do not allow this to keep happening. There are so many people who dedicated their time and effort to the making of this film. They spent millions of dollars to make it happen. This film tells a story of an event that the world needs to know about. And until people have the chance to see it with their own eyes and in turn draw their own conclusions, please do not allow this kind of spiteful rating to continue. Please do not let your site become another place of hateful political ranting. It only does you a great disservice.""Was the above review useful to you? Yes No",anger,Movies_Reviews "A remake of the 1980's super-hit by the same name, 'Hero' is a lazy remake, that stands on a faulty script. Despite a huge production banner (India's Numero Uno Star Salman Khan is the chief producer), Terrific Music & Two Debutants who ooze commitment, Director Nikhil Advani fails to deliver. 'Hero' Synopsis: A boy and a girl find themselves stuck in a whirlpool of such intense love that they would do anything, go to any extent and face all odds for the one they love.'Hero' has a fair first-hour, but a boring second. Advani & Umesh Bist's Adapted Screenplay doesn't engage. While the story begins with a slight pinch of energy, the second-hour is devoid of any entertainment whatsoever! 'Hero' doesn't emerge a winner & that's all because of the weak Writing!Advani's Direction is below the mark. Production Values are top-class. Cinematography & Editing are well-done. Music by Various Artists is terrific. Action-Sequences are raw & rustic. Performance-Wise: Sooraj Pancholi & Athiya Shetty deliver confidently in their debut performances. While Sooraj is superb in action, Athiya emotes naturally in the emotional bits. They both show genuine promise. Amongst the supporting cast, Aditya Pancholi & Tigmanshu Dhulia are wooden. On the whole, 'Hero' is letdown by its problematic script!",anger,Movies_Reviews "I had the opportunity to see this movie prior to it's release in theaters. I went into it not expecting much because although Sylvester Stallone was great in movies like Rocky and Rambo most of his recent movies have been other than great. HOWEVER this movie was a present surprise. It was full of fun an hummer and kept me interested all the way through. The light hummer along with upbeat music throughout made this move a pleasure to view.Synopsis:The movie is about a woman who has grown up wealthy not knowing that her parents are not her REAL parents. Throughout her whole life she has been ""watched"" by her real fathers body guard (Stallone) who kept her out of trouble and ""assisted"" in ensuring no one did her wrong.Her real father is a Mob boss and her mother died giving birth to her. Because her real father had enemies that swear to kill any child he would ever have her father secretly gave her to a poor family along with lots of money so they could live a lavish lifestyle. The only ""catch"" was they were never to tell her that she was adopted or who her real father was. After being killed the Mob boss left instructions with his body guard to show a DVD video of him explaining the truth to his daughter. Stallone does this but in the process leads the enemy's right to his daughter. Stallone stays with her to protect her and as the name of the movie implies she decides to avenge her father's death.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Observable, fast-talking party man Darnell Wright (Martin Lawrence), gets his punishment when one of his conquests takes it personally and comes back for revenge in this ""Fatal Attraction"" themed comic thriller.""A Thin Line Between Love and Hate"" was released in April 1996 and went on to gross over $30 million at the box office against a budget of $8 million. The film was shot on location entirely in the city of Los Angeles, California from June 5 until August 11, 1995.Yes, somehow this made money. Quite a bit of money, really. How much of that ended up in Martin Lawrence's pockets, I don't know, but I can't believe how wildly popular this was. The humor is terrible, the language is crude, and it is not particularly memorable, even hours after watching it. I wonder if it took a beating on home video, because I saw it paired with ""Love Jones"", an actually good movie.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Overview: The story of Cinderella can be traced back to early Egypt, China, France, Germany and many other countries from around the world. The most well-known versions were written by Charles Perrault, Cendrillon, and by the Brothers Grimm, Aschenputtel. There have been countless film, television and stage adaptations of the iconic story, but the most well-known adaptation is Walt Disney's 1950 animated film.I first fell in love with Walt Disney's animated film when I was just three-years-old. It was actually the first Disney film that I ever saw as a child. I can still remember being captivated by the story and singing along with the songs. It was as though a spell had been cast upon me, but the magic never wore off at midnight. There were no words to describe the level of excitement I had when I first found out that Disney was developing a live-action film of the timeless story.Review: Tonight, I had the opportunity to attend an advance screening of the live-action version of Walt Disney's most beloved animated film, Cinderella. What I enjoyed most about the latest ""animation to live-action"" treatment, is that it's a relatively straightforward telling of the classic story. While Alice in Wonderland and Maleficent were unnecessary dark and edgy re- imaginings of their animated predecessors, Cinderella is retold respectfully and refreshingly for the new generation. And yes... IT'S NOT A MUSICAL!The Cast: Lily James (Cinderella) and Richard Madden (Prince Charming) were rightfully chosen for their iconic roles. Lily truly captured the true essence of Cinderella's innocence, charm and beauty. Richard... those eyes... ahem... was truly charming in every sense of the word. I loved the chemistry between the Prince and Cinderella -- I don't think I've seen such chemistry between two characters in a Disney film for a very long time. It's very refreshing to see a fairy tale romance blossom!Cate Blanchett (Lady Tremaine) and Helena Bonham-Carter (Fairy Godmother) were perfectly cast for their respective roles. Cate not only brought a lot of depth to her character, but you could tell she was enjoying the role as the malicious stepmother. Helena not only brought a bit of comic relief to the film, but she was definitely fun to watch -- although you can't help but wonder if Mrs. Weasley actually zapped Bellatrix Lestrange into a parallel universe. Hmm?Director and Writer: I personally believe that Disney made the right decision to hire Kenneth Branagh to direct the film and Chris Weitz to write the screenplay. As I was watching the film on the big screen tonight, I could tell that they both approached the story with deep understanding and, most importantly, respect. I was genuinely relieved that it wasn't ruined by some unnecessary ""dark"" and ""edgy"" plot twist. Phew!Score and Costumes: I absolutely loved Patrick Doyle's score for the film and found it to be quite fitting with the story. It was perfectly timed and it drew you into the fairy tale world. I'm definitely happy that I bought the soundtrack. Sandy Powell's costumes, though silly at times, were excellent. I don't think I've seen such beautiful designs and vibrant colours in one film since the Golden Age of Hollywood. I genuinely hope Sandy will be nominated for an Oscar next year for those stunning costumes. Bravo!Sets and Special Effects: The film itself is a visual marvel -- especially for the fairy tale genre. I was truly swept away by the lavish sets that were designed by Dante Ferretti. I don't think I've seen such a breathtaking production since the late 1930's when Hollywood used to put a lot of effort into their sets. The special effects were equally breathtaking, with the dress transformation and the carriage-to-pumpkin scenes being two of my favourite visual highlights. Very impressive!Running Time: My only disappointment was the running time of the theatrical cut. I personally believe that it should have been 10 minutes or 15 minutes longer to flesh out the story more. The film flowed smoothly and didn't feel rushed, but there were a number of scenes and dialogue that were, unfortunately, left on the cutting room floor. Hopefully Disney will release an extended cut, or include those deleted scenes on the home media release. You hear me, Disney?!Verdict: Despite my issue with the running time, I genuinely believe that Disney did something right with their latest live-action film. While most people were probably expecting a sword-wielding action hero, I'm happy that Disney treated their most beloved character with the uttermost care and respect. While the previous live-action films were all about style, they lacked substance and, unfortunately, heart. Cinderella, however, has style, substance and, most importantly, heart. I'm genuinely happy that Disney kept the magic alive in this film. If Walt Disney himself were alive today, I'm sure he would be proud to see his most treasured little saviour be retold to the new generation in a beautiful and charming way. Bravo! Note: Make sure to stay during the whole end credits as it's accompanied by Lily James singing a beautiful rendition of ""A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes"" and Helena Bonham Carter singing a much humorous version of ""Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo"". A wonderful nostalgic tribute to the animated film!",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Easily one of Gibson's best, and one of the best of it's kind you will ever see. Homage to film noir, combined with usual Gibson tongue-in-cheekness, and some fabulous supporting roles from the likes of Coburn, Kristofferson, Liu, and Devane. Henry does a stirling job here opposite Gibson. Liu is simply wonderful in a role that - worryingly perhaps - looks like it was made for her! Porter's single-minded, no-nonsense determination to get what he sees as justice for himself strikes a chord, and has you rooting for him right to the end. This film rarely lets up on the intensity, and gets better as it goes along. It will make you laugh and cringe at the same time, but you won't want to take your eyes off the screen for a second. It looks good, feels good, and oozes class. Definitely a must-see.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I enjoyed Underworld. I expected it to be absurd, awful, plot-less and pointless. While it is certainly not the most brilliant and original story, nor does it teem with insight about the human condition, its not awful, its plot heavy, and it really isn't pointless. It's just a tad absurd, though.This is the story of a human (Scott Speedman) entangled in a six hundred year old war between vampires and werewolves, and the vampire death dealer (Beckinsale) whose compassion for him permits her to seek the truth in ways that few of her species have before.The acting is of variable quality. Kate Beckinsale is wonderfully cute, and does a pretty fair job of acting when she's not doing a Keanu Reeves/Neo impression. Michael Sheen provides a great supporting performance. Shane Brolly isn't really up to the task, in my opinion.The script is good, although it's full of clichés. The editing and directing are both impeccable, and help to move everything along at an entertaining and brisk pace.This is a fun action-oriented film, with stylish darkness and enough originality to make it worth seeing. Mildly recommended for vampire and werewolf fans.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Im really surprised by all the bad reviews this movie has gotten. I, for one, immensely enjoyed it. First of all the plot was completely original. For once I didn't have it figured out in the first 10 minutes and think that gave it a nice twist. Yeah the special effects weren't great but they were still gory. Give 'em some credit at least they put some thought into it. I also REALLY LIKED BELLE. I hate the movies that have a quiet, demure heroine in it. This time, Belle had spunk! She was a witty, sarcastic little spitfire and kept me laughing through the whole movie. I was also really glad to see that she didn't end up playing some tragic, defenseless victim. She and the beast saved each other quite a few times throughout the movie and I was glad that FOR ONCE their was a couple who I could look at as equals. I give it a 7 because essentially, to me, this movie looks like a rough draft of a really great movie. It is a little cheesy, but to me that just adds to it.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Here's a spoiler for you: The comic book Man-Thing is nothing like this movie. Chemist Ted Sallis was looking for a way to duplicate the Super-Soldier formula that gave Captain America his abilities. Much like DC's ""Swamp Thing"", he ends up getting killed in a swamp, and his essence merges with the bayou to become it's guardian, and the guardian of ""The Nexus of All Realities"" - a place with alternate universes meet.Don't worry, it's not a spoiler for this movie, as not a single one of those elements is present in ""Man-Thing"". Sure, a few of them are mentioned as character names and irrelevant plot points, but this movie is nothing at all like the comic. Even the Man-Thing's signature feature isn't present: ""He who knows fear burns at the touch of the Man-Thing!"" That was one of the things that set this creature apart from your average rampaging swamp beast, and that particular facet isn't even alluded to in the story or script.Don't waste your money renting or buying the movie. If you can see it for ""free"", like with Netflix, go for it, especially if you like riffing movies while you watch them.",fear,Movies_Reviews I have recently rediscovered this film and have realized one thing : that this film is Disney's most darkest film yet. The film is based on Victor Hugo's lavish novel that disney tries to sugar up without losing its edge. The film's subject matter ranges from understanding others to even dark things such as racism. This film is not for the younger fans due to sequences such as The villans blatantly sexual obcession for Esmerelda or the even more depressing sequence of Quasimodo's mother dying. The songs remind you of Baz Lurhman's Moulin Rouge and by the time your done you can't get them out of your head. My suggestion is to rent this film along with Beauty an the Beast for an even more enjoyable experience.,sadness,Movies_Reviews "I was hesitant at first to watch this movie. First it was the name, spread. I assumed it was going to be about fashion models and magazines or something lame like that. Second Ashton Kutcher is in it, not a selling point for me. But I was actually surprised with this movie. Ashton isn't his normal character in this film. To me it seems like he is going for a Hayden Christensen sorta thing. Most of the other characters in this film are bleak to say the most. They just kinda come and go with out any attachment, well from the viewers perspective at least. Anne Heche is super hot in this movie. I could never really feel for her though in this movie. I guess it was just the way she reacted to the situations at hand. I did love the pothead roommate though! It was hilarious hearing her cough in the distance. And the fact that she never came out of her room, I can relate with that. Well I liked this movie and it actually got better throughout the movie. Check it out if you have an hour and a half to kill.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "First the good thing: The clothing made the female characters look really nice. They looked good... in a puppet way, though.I liked how Waltz didn't embarrass himself too much and how the three musketeers were ""okay"" characters.The thing is, the whole movie started as if it was a parody. The effects, the sounds, the ""characters"". As a fan of movies like the naked gun series, I can deal with parodies. However, the actors didn't seem to realise they don't have a real core. Beefing up the original by adding sky ships and machine guns was okay for me, the ""mission impossible"" like parts were fun to watch. I wasn't bored, I give them that.Still, Orlando and Milla were not easy to look at. I didn't like their parts at all and there wasn't any emotion. The love stories were really not worth the effort, because they didn't have any impact on me and were plot devices and things necessary, because some of them were part of the novel, but all in all they didn't amount to much.It was worth to be watched once, spending some time with popcorn in the cinema, but I am not tempted to watch it a second time.5/10",disgust,Movies_Reviews Honestly one of the best movies i have seen this year. Such a great portrayal of true events of the Armenian genocide committed by the Turkish government. I don't want to give too much away but the movie is very well written with a great climax and ending. This movie with actually wake people up and will inform the audience. Overall Christian bale is an amazing headline actor. He does a great job on pulling off the role correctly. So glad this movie was made to shine light on the truth of the tragic events committed by the Turkish government. Waiting for this movie to be available for purchase! Will not leave any person in the theater not crying! Very good movie everyone should watch not just to be informed but the story is so interesting and creative!,sadness,Movies_Reviews This movie will probably stay with me for a while. Heather Grahm was beautiful in the movie and really made me feel for her characters. I was dreading that the movie was going to turn into a predictable girl gone crazy movie because I really like the characters of Amy. Luckily this film had more depth. One of the most disturbing things about the film is the cards that Amy is dealt in her life. I may be a bit biased because I'm a huge foodie like the characters so I really enjoyed that aspect of it as well.. The one thing I will say is this movie may not be for everyone. Hardcore horror fans may not appreciate the slow paced drama but at the same time drama lovers may not appreciate the macabre aspect of the film. I won't say much more but if you like simple yet disturbing movies is recommend this one,fear,Movies_Reviews Much better than I expected it to be. There are a few movies about being trapped in an elevator and this is one that managed to keep me interested. Glad I watched it.,disgust,Movies_Reviews "Again I have to disagree, only this time I differ not only with the critics, but also with the wider public. So, it's either the usual excuse that I am simply too stupid to understand such an artistic masterpiece, or I must try to figure out what it was that most viewers found to be so appealing about this otherwise boring and ridiculous motion picture. As much as I tried, I couldn't see it, until my wife made a comment that suddenly made it all clear for me. She said:'The viewers are happy because now Will has also become a loser like everybody else...'Of course, that's it, Will is hated by the viewers because he personifies all that they always wanted to be but couldn't. The viewers are jealous. So when by some mystic force he discovers that being 'normal' is the essence of life and happiness and transforms himself from being charming and successful into a regular everyday loser, people love it! He comes down from his pedestal and becomes like them! We have therefore been served yet another pathetic lecture in morality from Hollywood and the likes, but I mustn't complain, the general public seems to need it, and likes it too. How sad.",anger,Movies_Reviews "White Heat was something of a comeback for James Cagney. Curiously enough ever since his Oscar winning portrayal of George M. Cohan in Yankee Doodle Dandy, Cagney's films had either not been all that great or were getting critical kudos, but no box office. By reinventing himself in the gangster genre, Cagney bounced back to the top of film stardom.Cody Jarrett is definitely the gangster redefined for Cagney. It's light years different from Tom Powers in Public Enemy. In those early Warner Brothers features, Cagney is a slum kid who's rising to the top through fists and brains, but he's not psychotic. Cody Jarrett gives us a whole new Cagney, a ruthless, incredibly shrewd head of a criminal gang with insanity galloping through his family. The insanity comes from his father, the brains from his mother. Margaret Wycherly got her career role in White Heat as Ma Jarrett. Obviously modeled on Ma Barker, she's one tough woman. And street smart. One of my favorite scenes is how she shakes the treasury tail that was put on her. It's only dumb luck that John Bryant, the agent in charge finds the motel that Wycherly, Cagney, and Virginia Mayo are staying.This was also a return to the slatternly roles for Virginia Mayo. She first was noticed in Samuel Goldwyn's The Best Years of Our Lives as Dana Andrews's trampy wife. After that she was playing good girls in lightweight stuff. Back as Cody's two timing wife, she gets the best role of her career as well. As FBI informer, Edmond O'Brien has the unenviable job of getting close to Jarrett. The plot of the film has Cagney turning himself in on a minor robbery charge to avoid being tagged for the robbery at the beginning of the film of a U.S. mail train where four people are killed. The feds don't believe it so O'Brien who apparently specializes in going into prison to mix among the cons and gain information, gets the job of going undercover in Joliet prison in Illinois to get close to Cagney. He succeeds, but the plans take a different and sudden turn which you will have to see the film for.Even in today's world which certainly has more explicit cinema violence than back in 1949. White Heat is not for the squeamish. But you will feel the tension every minute. And that climax.........Well didn't he make it to the top of the gangster world. Ma was probably very proud.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Though not entirely surpassing the Lion King this was some of the best music ever experienced in an animated musical. Pocahontas is the daughter of a chief who wishes to find her path in life. She feels it her duty to keep peace between her own people and the intruding British who are hoping to find gold as did the early Spanish explorers. She finds herself falling in love with one of these new visitors and uses this relationship in attempting to prevent a potential war. But can she stop the greedy settlers from their determination to find Gold, and can she convince her Father that they should try to live in peace with their new neighbors? You may be pleasantly surprised. Between the music and the animation Pocahontas is a classic Disney film that should be included in every video collection. Just don't expect to learn any hidden truths about American history. Take it for what it is.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "It is currently April 2, 2017. This movie has had 3 screenings and has not been out yet. Yet it has 92000 reviews with a 4.2 rating. Moonlight, which in February won the academy award for best picture and has been out for months has 117,000 reviews as of today. Do you think that maybe there is a consipiracy to try to sabotage this movie because the Turks do not want people to know what happened during the Armenian Genocide? They are stuffing the ratings with bad reviews so that people don't see this movie. The review organizations should better monitor their sites to get accurate reviews. A disgrace.",anger,Movies_Reviews "If you think Sylvester Stallone has made nothing but stinkers you just have to see 'Rocky'. This is a brilliant film, based on Stallone's own screenplay, where he plays a complex character in such a terrific way it is not strange people thought this was going to be a great actor. Compare it to another great film about a boxer, 'Raging Bull', and 'Rocky' will be better at some points. It goes without saying that it's quite an achievement.The story is about Rocky Balboa (Stallone), a boxer who once had a glorious future, but now fights for little money in gyms. Then, out of the blue, he gets the chance to fight the heavyweight champ Apollo (Carl Weathers), a stunt from his side. Although Rocky seems to have no chance he starts his training to make the best of it, although at first he is too proud to accept any help. The scene where he finally accepts the help from his old trainer Mickey (Burgess Meredith) is one of the best scenes in the film. Rocky also starts dating the very shy girl Adrian (Talia Shire), sister of his friend Paulie (Burt Young).'Rocky' is a terrific film in every aspect. The acting is what amazed me the most. Stallone gives such an impressive performance it is very hard to believe he is also the star of films like 'Over the Top', 'Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot' and 'Judge Dredd', and from the other 'Rocky'-films for that matter. Not only Stallone is impressive, Shire, Young and Meredith find perfect notes for their characters as well. Every little thing that happens seems natural through their acting and of course Stallone's screenplay does a great job here. Director John G. Avildsen serves this material the way he should. Of course he is no Martin Scorsese, 'Raging Bull' stays the better directed film, but he knows how to tell this story.I do not like boxing very much, so a boxing-film is not something I would enjoy. But this is not a boxing-film, it is a film about a boxer. It tells about a character who happens to be a boxer running for a title. This is probably one of the points where the other four 'Rocky'-films fail and where films like this one and 'Raging Bull' and Clint Eastwood's 'Million Dollar Baby' succeed.",joy,Movies_Reviews "The Nutty Professor was somewhat of a disappointment. It had dumb lines, and bad acting skills. Some jokes were funny, and the special effects were good. 4/10",joy,Movies_Reviews "it is more enjoyable to COMPLAIN about this movie... than to WATCH it! =====The only reason I do not give this a blatant rating of ZERO, is I feel sorry for the actors and investors (if there WERE investors). I swear to the gods above, my own very very FIRST action, (after viewing this movie) was to get UP... go to my blog, and write a scathing review.I did not hesitate, I did not ""Pass Go"" I did not ""collect 200 dollars""...tho I must admit I do believe the acting budget was probably 200 dollars. Please see my own review on hub pages under the name/ID StvRich at StvRich.hubpages.comI am dead serious.I even appreciate the ""Bad"" Movies produced by this genre' I am literally SORRY that Christian Slaters name is on this.Why?it's more enjoyable to COMPLAIN about this movie,~than to watch it. -Good Lord, help us.One of the ""creators"" of this fine piece of Sci-Fi torture, claims to have worked upon several of George Lucas's movies (sets and cameras), yet, I feel more certain he must have merely been delivering SANDWICHES, to those sets.I have personally only -WATCHED- George Lucas's movies,... and I can probably produce a better movie than this.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Thinly-cloaked retelling of the Garden-of-Eden story -- nothing new, nothing shocking, although I feel that that is what the filmmakers were going for. The idea is trite. Strong performance from Daisy Eagan, that's about it. I believed she was 13, and I was interested in her character. The rest left me cold.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "**This review may contain spoilers** I started watching this show after a lot of good reviews for it (they were all dated 2011 by the way) The story was good, the characters were interesting, there were a few plot contrivances but nothing too jarring and it was only season 1, some shows take a while to find their feet. As a first season I was happy and looking forward to a long running interesting show.Unfortunately this show did not find its feet but squarely tripped over them. The end of season 1 wraps up quite well until the last ten minutes where the writers threw stuff in to set up season 2 and boy has it gone downhill from there.Season 2 is an absolute mess, quite reminiscent of Prison Break where the original story is good but how long can you drag out a simple concept, in this case revenge. New silly plot-lines abound, new dull characters, ridiculous twists reminiscent of cheap and nasty daytime soaps. I found myself shouting at the TV on many occasions until I could take no more. I didn't even bother watching till the end of the season.My many gripes include: How lazy are the writers when nearly every scene has someone listening in at the door to aid plot development. Are they really that lacking in imagination that they can think of no other way to do this. It really got to the point whenever anyone was discussing anything sensitive I was waiting for the shot to see who was outside listening in, it actually became quite hilarious. And in the same vein how retarded are the characters who are supposedly super wealthy and powerful people (and by that we may infer somewhat intelligent) that they discuss extremely sensitive topics without any thought to privacy.Emily's box...That damn box. It has everything in it that could expose her yet she just leaves it lying around, under the floorboards, in a ""hidden cupboard"". Get a safe and lock that thing up, you're a billionaire after all, they're not that expensive! I could go on but anyone who has watched into season 2 will know I could be here for hours so I'll leave it at that.This show would have been ideal as a 1 season affair, the story could have been kept tight all the way through with a nice satisfying resolution, instead as is common with TV these days the golden goose had to be squeezed until not a single golden egg was left.Do yourself a favour, stop watching at the end of season 1 when it seems everything has wrapped up nicely, skip the last bit of the final episode and you will end up enjoying a well made and decent show.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Risky Business is a fantastic movie with a clever storyline and a outstanding debut for Tom Cruise,who I find to be one of the best actors of all time,and this movie gives us a great first impression that Tom Cruise can really act,and he was only in his early twenties at this stage.The movie is one of those teen sex comedies,but there's a lot more drama and seriousness involved in it,it isn't one of those movies like American Pie or Superbad,there's a lot more drama to it,although the movie is also very funny at times as well.Fans of teen comedies will enjoy Risky Business and people who love Tom Cruise should definitely enjoy it as well.When his parents are away for a week,Joel Goodsen (Tom Cruise) gets carried away with trying to have a bit of fun and gets involved with the wrong kind of people.",fear,Movies_Reviews "What sets ""Cinderella"" apart from the string of movies adapted from fairy tales and other popular literary works these days, is that it pays tribute with utmost respect to its original source material. The movie bears little effort to deviate from the animated classic of the same title, and obviously eyes young children as its target audience, making it hardly a reimagining, but plainly a retelling. Through this simplicity, though, the attempt works with immense success.Cinderella, unlike last year's Maleficent's dark take, is sprinkled with bright, vivid glistening colors. Even the stepmother and stepsisters are not as brutal and heartless as we've always remembered them from the fairytale. Well, of course, one can't expect these antagonists to be as kind as we'd like to imagine them to be, but still, that wicked stepmother we always knew, is missing.As always, central to any fairytale, is a lingering message of love, and all other similar anthems radiating around it. Surely, the same can be said with Cinderella, as it emphasizes courage and kindness. Perfection may not be totally applicable, nonetheless, Cinderella's flaws are the very things that let those small yet perfect moments shine: the short yet magical encounter between Ella and the fairy god- mother, the first time she met the prince, and the royal ball dance. Added to that, is a little humor too, courtesy of the fairy godmother and the little creatures that assumed bigger forms (some in human) through her magic, and, surprisingly, the step sisters.Cinderella is barely something new, but what makes it memorable is that it brings something we've always only imagined, into life, taking nothing from it or adding something to it to push the story off its original course. On moments when Ella and the prince are put into the spotlight, the musical score conjures its own magic to bring the magnitude of romance into magical levels. It will come across as just another story we love, but maybe that's what makes it strike a chord, an experience worth going through again and again. Visually stunning and emotionally-charged, Cinderella hits home in delivering this universally loved story.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "The Cave reviewed by Sam Osborn of www.samseescinema.comrating: 1.5 out of 4Director: Bruce Hunt Cast: Cole Hauser, Morris Chestnut, Eddi Cibrian, Rick Ravanello, Lena Headey, Marcel Iures Screenplay: Michael Steinberg, Tegan West MPAA Classification: PG-13 (intense creature violence)Oftentimes, when watching a film as offensively poor as The Cave, I allow my mind to wonder if there is an approach to the film that would improve it, or if the project is simply a lost cause. I assume this habit comes from the film student side of me instead of my film critic side, but nevertheless, it works to help me find the source of a film's issues. With films like Rebound and Dukes of Hazzard, it's obvious the films didn't stand a chance from the moment they were pitched to a studio executive. But with films like Valiant, Stealth, and in particular, The Cave, I imagine a glowing light of potential smothered by a host of poor writers. Here with The Cave, an intriguing premise of demonic mythical creatures inhabiting a seemingly undiscovered cave system is quite promising. But in the hands of screenwriters Michael Steinberg and Tegan West, the premise amounts to a 1 hour and 30 minute bore.The film opens with the very first expedition into the cave. As we expect, this group doesn't make it far before meeting their end in the dark, watery depths. Enter the next group of adventurers ready to take the cave on. Whatever motives that lie behind the expedition beyond, well, death I've forgotten by now but, believe me, they hold absolutely no bearing on the story. The story's pacing essentially goes like this: explore, die, look for dead explorer, escape from death, repeat. Albeit, this pacing is repeated through different caverns, tunnels, underground lakes, and fiery depths, but each holds the same disappointing result.As much as I'd love to hate every frame of this film, I do have one positive remark. Director of Photography Ross Emery deserves exception from this review's gross negativity. The Cave looks just great. There's no denying its beauty. Using an organic color palette with the lighting of the caves and a gritty, grainy look to the exteriors Emery brings a visual genius to the film that it certainly doesn't deserve. Also, underwater photography credit must be given to Wes Skiles for his brilliant work in that department. But with that solitary positive remark out of my way, I'll happily tread on through my many reasons for profoundly disliking The Cave. First off, the movie rental store is already filled to the brim with B-level monster flicks. Another entry is sycophantic unless there's a hardboiled twist to it. I suppose, from a studio exec's point of view, throwing a viciously atmospheric cave into the mix might be enough to make The Cave stand out. However, this is wrong. The inclusion of a cave only works if the screenplay actually utilizes the elements of the cave. All I noticed were closed rocky ceilings. And besides the beautiful photography of the cave, this film fails to implement viscerally terrifying elements that come along with a cave setting. People are scared of closed spaces, diving underwater, flash floods, etcetera, etcetera. None of this is used. It seems The Cave would've work much better had it thought to use the solitary element that seemingly set it aside. Instead it's just another poor entry to an already shameful genre. And with shoddy acting, crummy CGI and monster work, and an utterly awful screenplay, The Cave manages to sink itself even lower than the rest. I guess that will make it stand aside. -Sam Osborn of www.samseescinema.com",fear,Movies_Reviews "This film is entertaining and a good popcorn movie. There some rough parts in this movie, but the Queen came to the rescue always. You can tell that this script came from the mind of Luc Besson the creator of the 5th Element. I would have liked to see the film stay to the original instead of the watered down rewrite. The comedy was sometimes over the top but the Queen helped it work. Good movie to be entertained with beautiful men and women, the car chases and sexual tension. 9 more the entertainment value. If you approach this movie with anything else than wanting to be taken for a fun taxi ride with the Queen do see it. But if you do what this taken for ride, by all means do.",anger,Movies_Reviews "To make this short and sweet, all I need to say is watch this movie. Watch it with a big group of people.It takes a very simple plot and makes it into a very well-thought out horror movie. The opening scenes effectively establish Maddie's story to allow the audience to get to know and care for the character.Once the masked killer arrives, it begins as your typical cat-and-mouse game seen in every home invasion movie. The main character being deaf does allow a fresh spin on this game though. And without giving much away, the movie slowly begins to evolve into a very tense, fun ride. Not to mention the superb acting from Kate Siegel, given the fact that she was only able to use sign language and other resources as a form of communication. You wonder throughout the film what you would do in her shoes, and you may be surprised by the logic and resourcefulness of some of her decisions.There are several moments that would likely get an audience riled up, so grab a big group of friends and enjoy.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Cage and Molina make magic happen, until it all goes POOF!! in the 2nd half, Bruckheimer formula blows again; C-Seriously? This is what two Oscar worthy actors can offer? Cage and Molina would have been an awesome hero and villain combo, but the darn kid and his ridiculous girlfriend plot keep getting in the way. Not to mention that Monica the magnificent is barely in the film at all.Mid way through it is obvious that we are following the Bruckheimer formula of connect the dots summer movie ""magic"". Change location, stage mini action sequence, change location, have pathetic romantic sub plot, change location, insert silly animal antics, change location, insert car chase (really? they are frickin' sorcerers!! why the h3## are they DRIVING around??!?!!).If you want to waste your money, go ahead. They DID spend some on the F/X, but nothing new to see here. In fact, spend your money on seeing something else you liked a second time. You'll be thankful.",fear,Movies_Reviews "The three musketeers, and by god am I disappointed. I mean don't get me wrong I excepted a simple story with typical elements, nice fight scenes and a great cast that can act great. Except for the actually really cool looking fights I didn't get anything, the cast is great but the dialogs and script are so horrible even Christoph Waltz couldn't save them. The story is all over the place, you don't get to know any of the musketeers, or barely a character at all and the biggest problem: A movie doesn't have to be realistic for me but it has to make sense in his own universe of the movie (like Matrix its not realistic but logical). The three musketeers plays with the rules of physics, logic and sense of a human being like they were beanbags. Oh and surprise surprise: 3D is useless, but thats nothing new tell me a movie that really had to have 3D except for avatar or maybe tron.Movie with a simple plot fine , one that makes no sense at all, you better don't count on my vote.So if you can enjoy a pointless excuse of a story for some nice swordplay, have fun.",anger,Movies_Reviews "One plot device that the movie turns on is absolutely unbelievable. I won't spoil it, but it stands out like a sore thumb. The opening twenty minutes or so are nicely done as the two leads get to know one another, sort of. After their lives are revealed to each other things get very dull and I can't get past the inanity of this plot point.I thought Molly Ringwald was good in her role, what there was of it. The script is awful and that's a good deal of the problem, but there's no chemistry here, either.",anger,Movies_Reviews "RUSH is such an enthralling movie!! Amazing direction by Ron Howard, strong performances by Chris Hemsworth and Daniel Bruhl (he exactly sounded like Niki Lauda). Hanz Zimmer is the man for scoring this movie. The movie is not about the sport, it's about the hateful and envious relationship between two rivals the whole world knows about. I did not expect this movie to surprise me so much as it did, the drama was invigorating and exciting at the same time. It was such an honor to meet Niki Lauda who flew himself specially from Monza, Italy for the premier at TIFF. Such an amazing night.The movie is based on the rivalry of Britain's McLaren F1 driver James Hunt and Austrian driver Niki Lauda who represented Ferrari at the time. Great men!",anger,Movies_Reviews "What can I say about this movie? This movie is so bad that sometimes it's good. But only sometimes,and those are not worth your time. First things first,our Middle Ages heroine Belle(Estella Warren)has her cleavage on display and wears a miniskirt(yes seriously) the whole movie. And her acting is hilarious. Yes this is a B-movie and we can expect only this much from its actresses. Then there's the villain(Rhett Giles) who has the ability to keep the same expression for the whole movie. The female antagonist(Vanessa Gray)can compete for the best overacting award. The actor playing the beast was relatively good.Now coming to the best worst part of the movie,CGI. Each time you see the CGI monster created by the witch,you can't help feeling bad for the makers of this wreck of a movie. It is so bad that you would actually stop laughing at Henry Cavill's CGI moustache memes.If you value your time don't watch this wreck.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "My kids (preschool and first grade) wanted to see this movie ever since the promos started running. I read all the comments here, and in spite of them, we went to see it.The kids loved it. They were glued to the screen every second and talked about it for the rest of the day. In that regard, the movie reached its target.I was a bit disappointed, but certainly not to the passionate degree I've seen here. I certainly was not expecting a line-for-line remake of the Brynner-Kerr film, nor a remake of any of the dozen or so live productions of the play that I've seen. This clearly was an attempt to reach a new audience, a late-1990s audience that's seen years of _Aladdin_, _The Little Mermaid_, _Pocahontas_ (oddly enough, all long-lived stories that were messed with at some level in the interest of making a movie about them) and I think they connected on that level.The animation was average at best, and Quicktime-Movie-running-on-a-386-bad at worst. Perhaps I've been spoiled by Disney features or the wonderful Fleischer material of the 1930s.The musical numbers were buried under visuals that didn't match-- I agree with the other posters who complained about the scene in which ""Whistle a Happy Tune"" was sung-- and some of the 1990s devices such as the cute animals and the martial arts demonstrations simply left me longing to see the original film again.But that's me.I'm renting the original movie for my kids to see which they prefer; this is more an experiment in learning what reaches them as opposed to the appalled father saying ""Good Lord, what an abomination! Watch this instead!"" After all, they prefer Froot Loops to cantaloupe, and we all know what's better for them. :-) What we can do is introduce them to quality and see if it takes.If you are reading this before seeing the movie, take all the comments in these postings in the proper spirit; don't expect a remake of something that's too wonderful to be remade properly (so why would a studio even consider bothering with a line-by-line/scene-by-scene animated ""mirror"" version?) but don't expect something lower than horrible. It's actually quite entertaining. My rating: 6",joy,Movies_Reviews "This was pretty abysmal, and all things considered, I probably should have known better when it said written and directed by Adam Marcus. Except that I had no idea who Adam Marcus was. Given his track record, justifiably so. The depressing part isn't so much the plot (which was written by your little brother in crayons), as much as it was watching Val Kilmer sink to new lows in his otherwise mostly storied career. When I tried to rationalize why Val Kilmer would stoop to the level of this ostensibly lost A-Team episode script directed by appointed directors like Marcus, all I could come up with would be his contempt for the real world equivalent to the radical right-wing Minutemen-like goons littering this pseudo-entertaining steaming pile of straight-to-vid. As it turns out, I was at least partially right, Kilmer did this movie for personal/political reasons (according to the related trivia).I would write a summary, except I'm loath to spending more than the 90 minutes I already wasted watching it. You've seen it before, except this time it isn't Steven Seagal fighting for the rights of Native Americans, or Billy Jack fighting for the hippie commune, it's Val Kilmer fighting against a shoestring budget, and implied Halliburton employees as laughably stereotypical rednecks for the sake of immigrant rights and liberal ideology. A great cause, but ill-conceived and poorly executed here.But don't take my word for it, no really. I want someone else to have to endure what I did.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Go see ""The Intruder"", it is more than worth the price of admission. I really didn't expect much from this film but a formulaic thriller, but I was pleasantly surprised. Don't allow professional or non-professional cricis to deter you from this film. Dennis Quaid is terrifying, and he is a frightening amalgam of Jack Nicholson in the Shining, Christian Bale in American Psycho and Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver. And there were a lot of nods to The Shining in this film. Meagan Good, Michael Ealy and Joseph Sikora were all very good in their roles. But Dennis Quaid stole the movie because when he was on-screen, you couldn't take your eyes off of him. His character could become one of the best and most memorable film psychos we've seen in years.The Intruder intruded itself into the box office with $865,000 at 2,073 North American locations on Thursday night. It also topped Lionsgate's romantic comedy ""Long Shot,"" which opened with $660,000 at 2,500 locations during Thursday night preview showings. STX's animated comedy ""UglyDolls"" took in $300,000 at 2,250 sites on Thursday night.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Like airline disaster movies, one staple of 1970's cinema that was ripe for spoofing was the sub-genre of pre-historic melodrama influenced by ""Korg: 1,000,000 B.C.""(1966). Enter, ""Caveman,"" a movie as willing to stick it to this genre as ""Airplane!""(1980) was willing to do so to the Airport series, and countlessly similar movies and made-for-TV movies. You won't exactly find humor on the level of Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Young Ones, or Daria here, but it's still good for some laughs.Atouk(Ringo Starr) has a huge crush on his tribal leader's wife Lana(Barbara Bach), but even if he didn't he's severely mistreated by Tonda(John Matousak), just because he can do so. Tonda is a huge thug who'd rather allow his fellow tribe-members to get eaten by numerous dinosaurs(which they call ""Machas""), than try to save them. After he tries to ""zug-zug"" with Lana, he's kicked out of the tribe, and on the way finds Lar(Dennis Quaid) who was previously left to die after being injured fleeing a Macha.Along the way they run into Tala(Shelly Long) and her blind father, Gog(Jack Gilford) who nearly drowns in a tar pit until Atouk and Lar save him. Tala immediately falls for Atouk, but he's not interested, which is a shame because she was gorgeous. Shelley Long has never looked as good as she does here. If I were in Atouk's position, I'd dump my aloonda for Lana and zug-zug Tala till she screamed like a Macha, and perhaps even afterwards. Evan Kim is interesting as Nook, the leader of the much more articulate cavemen, who are NOT all WASP heterosexuals of normal size, and and decides to join Atouk and his growing clan as they team up to eventually battle Tonda and his clan for both Ool(food) and pride. Atouk is admired by many other primitive people he comes across, partially because he discovers fire, chiropractic medicine, hallucinogenic plants, and rhythm, which is why Starr is perfect for the role. The big disappointment here is the fact that the DVD has no translation card of the primitive language, which was originally offered to patrons of the movie when it was first released. At least they could've made a translation section as one of the special features. Other than that it was as silly as hell, and well worth seeing.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I liked this movie. It was just good fun. Yes, the FX are little on the low-budget side. But the troll looks good in the snarling close-ups.And yes, going in you already know that Belle and Beast end up together and the evil character gets a comeuppance. But that's how these stories work.But in between there's monsters running around, plenty of blood, and lots of violence with swords! Good times. The Beast beats the hell out of whatever other 10.5 Earthquake/Hurricane/Disaster movie junk ends up on SyFy.",fear,Movies_Reviews "So...Joey Lauren Adams is this professor in philosphy......With that voice????It somehow didn't seem right to me. At least we've learned about the dangers of drugs. Before you can say LSD, you're entangled in a web of deceit, with both the FBI and the mafia on your tail. No use to get philosophical about it, just say no. As Buffy would say: 'cos it's Wrong!!!",anger,Movies_Reviews "This has got to be one of the most overrated films of all time, i had heard that it was one of the best comedies ever. As much as i love william powell and myrna loy, who also played in the terrible manhattan melodrama with clark gable in 34, who were actually quite good in this movie, only the screenplay was very weak. I didn't care who was murdered or who the murderer was. It was hardly even funny.",joy,Movies_Reviews I don't know why this movie has such a low rating... This movie is worth watching...,disgust,Movies_Reviews The acting in this is dreadful. The story is a big cliché. Nothing new or original. The actor playing Storm Johnson is by far the worst. He starts the film with a Stetson (cowboy hat) (Who goes to a rave in a Stetson? Cringy.) and his acting is way over the top. I'm guessing he went way over the top because he didn't feel comfortable in the role. A person of Arabic ethnicity playing a cowboy? I just counldn't get comfortable with that. They should have picked someone with the right ethnicity or changed the role to suite him. I'm guessing pc had some part in casting for this movie. Also the way over the top macho behavior is really offputing too. Again cringy. I am aware it is a B movie and the actors aren't going to be brilliant but it is hard to like a film where the actors are so bad in so many ways.,disgust,Movies_Reviews "The Bodyguard is fundamentally a love story between two contrasting characters with their own idiosyncrasies. The plot is intriguing enough to carry the film through and the romance between Costner and Houston builds steadily and realistically.With some decent action scenes, a decent cast and a great soundtrack, i found the Bodyguard to be an enjoyable movie.Clearly this film is not for everyone, it doesn't have enough action to satisfy the action fans, it isn't thrilling enough to be a thriller and as a pure romance film it is fairly weak; but i have to admit it does balance between these 3 genres quite well without excelling in any one of them.7/10",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This is one of my favourite's movies. It has one of the best ever actors, Sean Cornery, and the most beautiful landscapes ever. This is the story of a way of living in our World, and how the civilization can destroy this kind of heaven in one instant. I invite everybody to see this movie.",fear,Movies_Reviews "When a version of a female Walter Mitty is ever done no doubt about it that Kathleen Turner should get first call. Unless you think she kind of did it already with Romancing The Stone.Turner is a romance novelist by profession who in real life is a rather humdrum sort prone to accidents. But a piece of mail from her sister who is in Colombia with a map to a rather large emerald, the Hitchcockian McGuffin of the film leads her on a high road to adventure the kind of thing she writes about. Her adventure in Colombia includes taking the wrong bus, being chased by a free wheeling army colonel, falling in the hands of drug dealers, pursued by bottom feeding crook Danny DeVito and finally partnering with the kind of adventure hero she writes about in Michael Douglas.Douglas and Turner would prove so popular that they did two other pictures in the 80s. The film itself got an Oscar nod for Editing.Some others in this gifted cast are Mary Ellen Trainor as her sister, Holland Taylor as Turner's editor, Alfonso Arau who is a drug dealer fan of her work, and Manuel Ojeda as the army colonel obsessed with that big green jewel.Romancing The Stone is a lushly photographed and vigorous satire on all those old action/adventure films. You know, the stuff you only see in romance novels.",fear,Movies_Reviews "This film feels like an indie set-up but the mainstream stars (Chris O'Donnel and Drew Barrymore) give it a false sense of Hollywood glamour. Donnel's character is as bland as a blancmange, leaving Barrymore to seize centre stage in an even yet watchable performance as a depressed young woman. The problem with the film is we never know why she suffers. Not much is revealed about her parents or her upbringing. The film seems to have lost its way. what should have been a quirky indie film is spoiled by an obtrusive rock soundtrack that mocks the serious subject at hand. The cinematography is pretty poor too. All in all, a wasted opportunity for all concerned.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Review: Although the jokes were quite silly, the concept was sweet and the gullible Lamb Mannerhelm really did have a life changing experience in Las Vegas. The storyline follows Lamb Mannerhelms journey into exploring the world after suffering severe burns in an airplane crash. With loads of money at her disposal after the airline pays her out a lump sum, she heads to Las Vegas after denouncing God in church in front of her family and Christian congregation. Whilst in Las Vegas, she becomes friends with William (Russell Brand) who is a bartender in a seedy club. She also becomes friends with Loray whose a singer in the same club and she decides to show her the real Las Vegas. When William finishes his shift, he joins them on there crazy journey and Lamb gets introduced to many different aspects of the world. Its a sweat storyline which is based around people who have to live with a disability and find it hard to go out into the world. With the help of William and Loray, Lamb soon realises that she can do some good for people who also have there own insecurities and money problems, like the prostitute that she meets in the toilet. I would have liked to have seen what the prostitute done with the money but the director chose to cut that element out of the movie. Anyway, I liked the chemistry between Lamb, William and Loray and the progression of her journey was quite enjoyable. I must admit, I was expecting this movie to be really crap but it actually wasn't that bad. Russell Brand was quite toned down compared to a lot of his other performances and he showed a lot of sympathy to Lamb's disability which was a great touch to the storyline. Although the movie didn't get the big budget treatment and it didn't go down well with critics, it still has a very sweet concept which was enjoyable in places. Round-Up: Although Julianne Hough, 27, isn't a household name, she has starred in some big movies like Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone, Burlesque, Footloose (the remake), Rock of Ages and Safe Haven. There wasn't that much more that she could have done with the role in this movie so I can honestly say that she put in a good performance but I can't really remember her in any of the other movies. She hasn't really got that much in the pipeline in terms of major releases and as this movie didn't do well at the box office, she still has a way to climb before she hits the big time. This is the first movie directed by Diablo Cody, which is why it didn't get a massive distribution budget but she did write Ricki and the Flash which is an upcoming movie with Meryl Streep and Kevin Kline, the award winning Juno, the funny Young Adult and the weird Jennifer's Body. Most of the movies that she has directed have definitely touched audiences heart, from an emotional point of view but she hasn't been able to hit the same height as she did in 2007 with Juno. Personally, I think that she done a great job with this movie but it's a shame that it will go under the radar because of its poor ratings.I recommend this movie to people who are into their emotional comedy/dramas about a young girl who gets injured in a plane crash and leaves her small town to experience the world. 4/10",fear,Movies_Reviews "I watched this episode again, on cable tv all-day 'House' reruns :-D . 11 years since I first saw it. The first time I really enjoyed seeing House finally sent (though he went voluntarily) to get straightened out. This time, it was interesting to see Lin-Manuel Miranda of 'Hamilton' fame in an early acting job. I do, and did think, it really was very 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'. In 2009 I remember expecting ... more, and it is even more obvious today how much they just assembled a lovable group of goofballs with House being a McMurphy to them...I also did, and still do think the sexxy scene with the lady in the empty room was one of the hottest sexxy scenes I've ever seen on tv. <3 <3 <3. I adore Hugh Laurie - and who could blame her, though she conveniently remembered wife-and-motherhood and House lost her. (probably for the best.).",fear,Movies_Reviews "This is a Daphne Du Maurier's story (from a best-seller novel) concerning a prominent widower (Laurence Olivier) called Maxim De Winter who finds a gorgeous and timid young girl (Joan Fontaine) who is serving to an old Mistress (Florence Bates) . They are married and head to Manderley , the familiar mansion (in the exterior actually is a scale model). But Maxim is haunted by the ghost first wife , an enigmatic Rebecca , who died in mysterious circumstances . There works as a servant the creepy and obsessive housekeeper , Mrs Danvers (Judith Anderson,a famous stage actress in her most important role) and sh meets a cynic gentleman (George Sanders).This film has suspense , romance , unlimited tension , full of lingering images and with the typical touches Hitchcock . Besides , a literately and thoughtful dialog signed by Joan Harrison (Hitchcock's usual screenwriter) though lacking humor . After ¨39 steps¨and ¨Jamaica Inn¨ , Hitch was encouraged to go to America and promptly shot his first work in Hollywood hired by the great producer David O'Selznick . Fine performance by Laurence Olivier , he married Vivien Leigh and he wished to her as protagonist but Hitch hired Joan Fontaine who took seven rehearsal sessions until the engaging . Joan Fontaine as a shy bride young is superb and enjoyable . Judith Anderson as a spooky and cold house keeper is top-notch, her role as obsessed person by the glamorous Rebecca is unforgotten and immortal . Atmospheric and perceptible music by Franz Waxman and sensational visual style by the cameraman George Barnes . The picture won Academy Awards for Best film and cinematography . The movie was brilliantly directed by the Master of Suspense . It's remade in inferior versions for Television, the 1980 adaptation with Jeremy Brett as Maxim and 1996 rendition with Charles Dance and Emilie Fox . The motion picture is indispensable watching for Hithcock lovers achieving the maximum impact on his audience.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Nostalgia is a powerful thing, the original Jungle Books has been adored by many, be it the animation or movie interpretations. The new rendition takes the expectation and rises beyond with emotionally engaging and larger-than-life characters, which is no small feat considering it relies on sole child actor Neel Sethi while the rest of the veteran cast lend their voices for the animal kingdom.Story follows Mowgli (Neel Sethi) on his two feet as he ventures around the thick jungle. He meets with near mythical allies and foes alike, while learning and accepting his unique nature. A lot rest on his small shoulders, and as Mowgli he performs remarkably well. He presents an innocent vibe even though the harsh jungle is demanding and sometimes merciless.Visual is utterly impressive, these beasts look and move very naturally. There has been talking animals before, but the sway of their furs, the slight gestures different to each species and how the environment reacts to their motions are nothing less than exceptional. These subtle details give lives to characters from two dimensional then make them dreamlike lively.The famous voices another layer of their personalities, from the protective Ben Kingsley as Bagheera, merry Bill Murray as Baloo to Idris Elba as fierce Shere Khan. Its sound effects and songs are symphony of the wild, it hits just the right tune with nostalgic effect and engaging soundtracks.The new tale of one child and his fauna companions is brilliantly told by exhilarating graphic and harmonic concerto.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Music superstar is threatened by a twisted fan and so hires a stolid bodyguard to protect her--and quickly falls in love with him. Nonsensical rubbish served as the debut acting vehicle for real-life music diva Whitney Houston, who does passable work off the stage. Kevin Costner, on the other hand, is enervated beyond belief; his brand of low-keyed machismo isn't in tune with the general air of camp inherent in this tacky scenario--he doesn't seem to be in on the joke and comes off seeming tired and indifferent. This got by with audiences via Houston's musical numbers; otherwise it is second-string stuff, with a script that makes very little sense, tossing ideas at the screen with no point or purpose. Disappointing throughout. ** from ****",disgust,Movies_Reviews "My family and I saw the movie version of the Broadway musical adaptation of John Waters' 1988 comedy HAIRSPRAY on its opening weekend. It's unanimous: this HAIRSPRAY is a big, bright, joyful 1960s song-and-dance extravaganza, and we all urge you to run out and see it right this minute! Go ahead, I'll wait right here... :-) My little girl loves music and dancing, but she still tends to like animated films better than live-action films, so when she got into HAIRSPRAY from the start, dancing joyfully in her seat to the Phil Spector-style opening number, ""Good Morning, Baltimore,"" I knew this movie was truly something special. Lest you think this HAIRSPRAY has forgotten its roots, the opening number also features Waters in a hilarious cameo as a flasher. Also, watch for Ricki Lake, the original HAIRSPRAY's original Tracy, as a talent agent in the climactic ""Miss Hairspray"" sequence, as well as Jerry Stiller, Tracy's dad in the original, playing The Hefty Hideaway's head honcho. HAIRSPRAY is the kind of movie musical that GREASE should have been back in the 1970s (yes, it was a huge box-office hit, but I always thought it had a cold, calculating air to it, plus it was so obvious that the teenage characters were being played by stars pushing 30), making it all the more appropriate that John Travolta should carry on the Divine tradition of a man playing mama Edna Turnblad in drag, without *being* a drag. Travolta is great fun to watch, a delightful surprise with his sensitive performance (even if his Baltimore accent is a little off — but maybe that's just because Baltimore is played by Toronto :-)) as insecure caterpillar-turned-butterfly Edna; this is no cheap, brassy drag-queen turn. The very convincing fat F/X makeup and prosthetics (Edna may be overweight, but she's got womanly curves in all the right places) don't get in the way of fleet-footed Travolta's fabulous dancing. Adorable newcomer Nikki Blonsky lights up the screen in all her scenes as Tracy Turnblad, the perky dynamo who won't let her plus-size body or the sneers of Amber Von Tussle (Brittany Snow) and the other so-called cool kids keep her from dancing her way onto Baltimore's American BANDSTAND manque, THE CORNY COLLINS SHOW. Tracy and her shy bud Penny Pingleton (Amanda Bynes) become socially aware as they befriend the black kids from the ""wrong"" side of town, fighting against bigoted station manager and stage mother Velma Von Tussle (Michelle Pfeiffer, having a blast slinking around making trouble) to integrate the show instead of relegating their new friends to the program's monthly ""Negro Day."" The plot's serious aspects, with its foreshadowing of the era's more sobering issues, are woven deftly into the movie's high spirits. The jubilant dance numbers, Marc Shaiman's catchy music and Scott Wittman's snappy lyrics are performed with bubbly abandon by each and every cast member. As the Dick Clark-ish Corny Collins, James Marsden proves that Hugh Jackman isn't the only X-Man with range and musical talent. I've never watched HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, but it's easy to see why Zac Efron, winning Tracy's heart as Link Larkin, has won audiences' hearts, too. Efron is alluring enough to make teenage girls squeal while coming across as wholesome enough not to panic parents, plus he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously. Indeed, there were Zac Efron fans in our theater who shrieked and giggled with joy every time he appeared on screen! Christopher Walken reminds us that before he was an eccentric Oscar-winning character actor, he was a hell of a dancer. As Tracy's supportive joke-shop proprietor dad, Walken has winsome chemistry with Travolta in their duet, ""You're Timeless to Me."" (You haven't lived until you've seen Walken and Travolta make like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers!) The funny, endearing Bynes is better served here than she's been in her previous movies; maybe she should seek out more ensemble pieces like this one. Bynes also has terrific chemistry with Elijah Kelley as Seaweed, who combines Denzel Washington's playful side with James Brown's moves; I'd love to see Kelley get even bigger and better roles. As Seaweed's mom, Motormouth Maybelle, Queen Latifah is saintly yet sassy, gliding effortlessly between belting out ""Big, Blonde, and Beautiful"" and bringing tears to my eyes with her soulful ballad ""I Know Where I've Been"" during the protest march. BTW, Bynes isn't the only Nickelodeon alumnus in HAIRSPRAY; director and choreographer Adam Shankman also choreographed ROUNDHOUSE, one of our favorite Nick shows from the early 1990s. Leslie Dixon adapted Waters' original screenplay, keeping the sly, subversive elements while also keeping things bouncy and upbeat. HAIRSPRAY is a great big sunny summer movie that'll put a smile on your face, a song on your lips, and a shimmy in your shake!",joy,Movies_Reviews "I went into this movie with modest expectations. I was thoroughly entertained for most of the movie as this movie builds and maintains your suspense masterfully. It has just enough ambiguity and creepiness to keep you on the edge of your seat. Also, I thought all of the actors/actresses played their roles very well. That was what I liked about the movie. Now let's get to why I rated it a 3 out of 10. While I thought this had sind serious potential, it just never really delivered. You kept waiting for it to really get good and you kept your hopes up until the credits started rolling and you realized that nothing actually really ever happened in this movie. You waited and waited and nothing. Without giving anything away, the big secret of the husband's past is not nearly as twisted as you hope it will be, which kind of just kills the movie when you realize there isn't more to it. I don't know why everyone is praising this movie. I left the theater a very disappointed customer. Hopefully I can set more realistic expectations for anyone who reads this review so that don't go into this movie expecting a ""movie of the year"" like I did after reading the reviews.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Sabrina is a neat little film ruined by a number of flaws that prevent it from being something really special.This Indonesian made Netflix original at first glimpse you'd assume is a killer doll-esque movie, but that couldn't be further from the truth. If you're looking for Chucky or Robert the doll you'll be sorely disappointed, this is more your possession type film.Now regarding the possession sub-genre I generally don't like them, the tropes they hold tend to bore me but thankfully they throw most of them out the window here and go for something somewhat more exciting.Now I can't say much about the plot without giving something away so I'll not bother. I will however say that when the story is finally laid out in front of you I think you'll be pleasantly surprised, it's well constructed and very much not predictable.Again as mentioned sadly the film does have its flaws, a couple regard the story and one near the end took this down from a potential 7 to 6. Another is the lack of consistency, it plays out like a serious horror yet has moments of ultra cheesiness that ruin the atmosphere altogether.Regardless this is a very fun, exciting and oddly scary in places little film that is not what you'd expect it to be. Despite my underwhelming rating I would recommend this.The Good:Surprisingly well constructed plotSome genuinely creepy momentsThe Bad:Some poor cameraworkBizarre soundtrack choicesOddly cheesy in placesSilly finaleI struggled to tell the two leading ladies apartThings I Learnt From This Movie:I'm left wondering if the casting director specifically sought out the sickest looking girl they could for the roleDemonic possession causes nose growth",joy,Movies_Reviews ":Trust Me, Its Paradise'The Beach' is a kinda of movie the feel of which surrounds you slowly and completely.I'd say Danny Boyle has done complete justification to the book. The movie captures the essence of the book. I watched the movie first and then read the book. The beach can be better experienced thru the movie. The music (by Angelo Badalamenti) is excellent, but unfortunately not popular( which is why I believe popular is not always the best ;-)). DiCaprio proves how versatile and powerful he is as an actor. A must watch for DiCaprio fans. Purchase an original DVD and you'll get to see alternate beginning and alternate climax of the movie with director's comments. You will like this movie especially if you are a crazy traveler and like to explore unseen and untouched places.Direction, location, music and DiCaprio are the strengths of the movie. 'The Beach' is not just a movie, its an experience.:never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar. Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience........",joy,Movies_Reviews "My low expectations of this film were met admirably. I cannot tell if it is just me, but they do not seem to be making any comedies lately that are even remotely amusing. Time was that you go catch a comedy and be entertained. Stripes, Caddy Shack, Animal House, Blues Brothers, Airplane, Groundhog Day where have you gone (the way of Joe DiMaggio I fear). Clearly the makers of this latest piece of dribble are unfamiliar with the past and are, quite unfortunately, living in the present. This latest ""masterwork"" is just plain bad. A typical Saturday Night Live Alum offering. Spade offers 90 minutes of his not-so clever quips and mixes in some unrealistic romance with a woman who would not give Spade the time of day. Everything was telegraphed. There were no surprises. What we get is boy meets girl, boy does something stupid to woo girl (stealing her dog), boy competes with some arrogant stud for girl, and boy gets girl in the end. Add some stupid animal high-jinx and there you have it, a flat D minus.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Nothing is worse than knowing that you have met the girl of your dreams only to find out she has a boyfriend that is so unbelievably superior to you that you have no chance to win her over. That is exactly what happens to Nick Twisp (Michael Cera), but instead of meekly accepting his fate like a good little nerd he decides to fight back by creating a persona his French-loving would-be girlfriend cannot resist, Francois Dillinger. Francois appears periodically throughout the film to offer advice and, more often, take control of the situation by flagrantly defying authority or bringing his bad boy machismo into play.I imagine Francois is what every stock French resistance fighter was like when he was sixteen with no war to fight; well dressed in gleaming white slacks and sandals, sporting a casual-looking button down shirt, but with a thin mustache and cigarette to add mystery and mystique. The very image of Francois makes me laugh. This also happens to be the only movie where parents are the unknowing consumers of illicit narcotics and it is actually funny.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Life Is Beautiful takes the premise that love and hope can survive the most trying of conditions, in this case a Nazi concentration camp. Most everyone knows this very popular and honored film, so I won't belabor the story. Briefly, in my humble opinion, this film deserves all the accolades it's been awarded. A near perfect film, my only gripe is that Mr. Benigni's performance could have been more understated, especially the half of the film that's set in the concentration camp. But this is only a slight complaint. For a joyful, life-affirming movie, Life Is Beautiful is tops. But be forewarned, as its principal backdrop of anti-Semitism and Nazi murder, it is not a very happy movie.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Vertigo has all the makings of a masterpiece except one: a compelling story. The twist is blatantly obvious twenty minutes into the film, and the romance of the film falls completely flat, so to speak. Ultimately, for all of Hitchcock's vibrant colors, striking camera angles, and the thrilling dream sequence, we simply do not care whether the characters live or die. Overall, a very disappointing film, but worth watching nevertheless for fans of Hitchcock's work. Vertigo is a remarkable instance of the whole being less than the sum of its parts.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "If you are bored with traditional romance or adventure or horror films and want something different, something powerful, this is it. The title sequence is amazing (huge vivid images of microscope views of bacteria moving, eyeballs blinking, all flashing rapidly through a sequence). The acting is powerful. The story is very thought-provoking and, given the time when the original story was written, not too unrealistic. The soundtrack is great - mysterious, powerful, unique - again, something you'd like if you're bored with modern pop music or rock or tear-jerker romantic string orchestras. But the film does get vividly violent and may be *too* powerful and emotionally disturbing for some.",fear,Movies_Reviews "There is one VERY important thing that everybody should know going into this movie. And that's that this is not about a faithful interpretation of the books. Nor is it about some deep drama. Anybody who is expecting this(or criticizing the movie for it) is frankly an idiot. From the beginning to the end the movie never hides what it is. Hell it show it quite clearly in the trailers as well. It's a truly great fun packed action movie. And that's it's essence. Fun action movie.Now for more details. First the question is the 3d worth it? Not really unless you have some money to spare. Is the 3d horrible. Also no. It's decent Nothing really worth paying additional money for but also it's not horribly done like so many conversions.However the visuals are rather great. You have some truly beautiful scenery and some pretty damn good action scenes. Not to mention the pretty people ;) Speaking of the people the acting was very decent. Milla Jovovich shines as milady. Combined the playfulness and deviousness with truly great ass kicking ability and some extremely well executed abilities. Not to mention that her stunning beauty is even more visible here. Also bonus to Gabriel Wild as Constance who is the very picture of innocent and angelic looking The Three Musketeers are great. They have a great chemistry and yet each one manages to shine on his own.D'Artagnan does have that ""little sh*t"" as pointed out by several characters vibe but I think mostly due to how the actor looks On the villain side we have some great performances. From the great performance of the calculating Cardinal to the wonderful basterd that is Rochefort who is truly fun as a villain who never plays fair even if he has all the advantages :) Orlando Bloom makes a very decent semi bad guy who also shows surprising comedic talent As for the movie itself it doesn't take itself too seriously but it also doesn't fall into the idiotic and over the top vibe(yes despite Airships)rather if has the vibe of an 90's action movie. The great action combined with surprisingly good humor. If you like things like Die Hard, Lethal Weapon and co chances are good you will enjoy this well so I would recommend seeing itAnd just as a warning this is the kind of movie that truly attracts hate since it's an easy target. An American movie perverting a french book? It's practically every internet troll to complain about things about this. However if you enjoy epic action packed thrill rides don't pay attention to this people and just go out there and enjoy the hell out of this movie ;)",anger,Movies_Reviews "I thought this was such a good movie! I LOVE horror movies and I'm normally disappointed by how lame hey are, how dumb the characters are or how they end. I didn't have high hopes for this because I thought Alien Covenant (2017) was one of the worst films I've ever seen. However! I thought this was so good! It was gory (way gorier than I thought it would be!), scary and had my actually squirming when I was watching it! I would say on par with the original The Thing (1982) WELL WORTH A WATCH FOR HORROR FANS!",joy,Movies_Reviews "I think most of the people who have rated this movie take it way too seriously. It's not a serious movie, guys! It's not putting anything down, it's just.. poking fun. It's pretty much a live-action, satirical, cartoon. It's one of those movies that if you don't just go along with it.. well....you're not with it.I love that this movie isn't so concerned with being so politically correct. It's one of the few movies I've seen that will actually do that. I think you should stop trying to be righteous all the time, and just let yourself laugh. Maybe you might be offending somebody, but who cares? It seems like everyone today is so easily offended. I'll bet some people are getting pretty hacked off at me right now, but I can state my opinions. It's a free country. People should start taking advantage of the fact that they have freedom of speech and won't be punished for what you say (except if it's against the president, but that's another story..)I love this movie. I love it, I love it, I love it.. It always makes me laugh no matter how depressed I am. And, ah, Jake Gyllenhaal is so sweet in it, so nice and so innocent. His mother is hilarious. She can go from really dramatic to really funny in an instant.If you haven't seen this movie, see it. If you've seen this movie and love it.. go see it again. If you've seen this movie and think it's an immature load of crap.. well, go find yourself some so-called ""mature"" comedy..",joy,Movies_Reviews "I had such a terrible print of this that it distracted from the enjoyment (such as it was). It is such a mis-edited hodgepodge that one never really gets into any kind of story. There are about six plots introduced and then pretty much dropped. We have the re-animated women, the nut case, high on adrenaline, The mad doctor, the specialist in disguises, the women whose patronage seems really out of place. There are virtually no motivations for anything--it just rambles on from one scene to the next. The little instructional breaks explaining various psychological anomalies lead us into--what? It's as if it's supposed to be a clinical film and then you have this ranting. The cat gets its eye popped out. There are Poe things, ""The Black Cat,"" with the walled up person. I don't know. It just sort of ended, which was OK. The nudity was interesting, in that it must have been pre-production code. Why was it there. I suppose so the voyeuristic could be lured into a movie theater. Who knows. It's one big mess.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Eddie Murphy had one of his biggest hits with COMING TO America, an expensive and somewhat entertaining comedy which found Eddie playing the crown prince of a fictional African country who travels to Queens, New York to find himself a wife after deciding that he's tired of being waited on hand and foot and not thrilled about having no say in the wife that has been selected for him. Eddie's Prince Akeem and his manservant Semi (Arsenio Hall) arrive in Queens, pretending to be broke and get jobs at a fast food restaurant where Akeem falls for the owner's daughter (Shari Headley). This film is lavishly produced and well cast (James Earl Jones and the late Madge Sinclair are perfect as Akeem's parents, the King and Queen)but there's a certain emptiness about the whole thing that doesn't sustain a film of such length and expense. Murphy is charming as Prince Akeem and he also gets to shine in one fabulous scene in a barbershop where he and Hall play everyone in the scene, but the film does not sustain interest until the end. Eddie later became involved in a lawsuit that claimed he stole the idea of the film from someone else which also casts a pall over the film which makes it hard to view all these years later, but it was one of Eddie's biggest hits and for his hardcore fans, there are laughs to be found, but personally, I think Eddie has done better work (BOOMERANG, THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN, THE NUTTY PROFESSOR, BOWFINGER, DREAMGIRLS), but judge for yourself.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I do get irritated with modern adaptations of Shakespeare when the director can't make his mind up whether to use the original or to update it. If it's using the original words in an updated setting, that's particularly tricky if set in the 20th or 21st century although it can work OK in period styles, eg the Trevor Nunn Twelfth Night set late Victorian very effectively. It could work with the 30's setting if only there had been far less of the song and dance and far more of Shakespeare's text. Unfortunately, it just ends up being a pretty trivial though very pleasant show. Another problem is Branagh himself. I agree he's far too old to play one of the students but more important, he's such an experienced Shakespearean actor that in spite of all his efforts to be just another student, his strength of acting shows all the time. Of course he should have played the King - no problem in having a mature student King surrounded by younger students. Instead we had a pleasant but unimposing actor for the King, thus an unimposing so-called King with no Kingly attributes. The amount of song and dance, which I found tedious in spite of the nice songs and pleasant enough dancing, unfortunately meant the great Shakespearean dialogue had to be cut down drastically. So the whole thing ends up a trivial and mild confection, and I got very bored, including with the comic turns, and was glad when it ended. Branagh has not done Shakespeare justice in this production.Accolades however to Richard Briers and Geraldine McEwan, absolutely splendid as the older couple.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Avoid this film at all costs! This is just a very very cheap remake of the french movie by the same name. Being a big fan of that Taxi, I was intrigued to see what the Yanks had done with it. Watching it was painful, the only reason I watched till the end was to see how low they were going to go with this film. Queen Latifa's performance is the only redeeming aspect of this film, who does her best with an unoriginal, crass and cheap script. The best scenes are direct rip-offs of the original film and Jimmy Fallon is wasted on a one dimensional ridiculous character.Go see the original french film and give this one as wide a berth as you can!",anger,Movies_Reviews "First. What is a definition of the word ""critical art review""? Review is imposition of individual opinion through the press. During my long life (I am 72) I have seen many performances on the stage and movies ""Anna Karenina."" This film is the best. It has everything that should be in the movie: fantasy, entertainment, teaching, and of course the classic love story. For me, personally, it is not always important ""WHAT ABOUT"", it is also important to me ""HOW IT DONE."" From my point of view, movie is entertainment. Of course those critics who finds fault with hairstyles or jewelry, they know better what they want from the movies. They always want to hear a Russian accent and see plausible buttons on the dress. But this is not a police report, this is feature film. Visual aspects are amazingly talented. Acting work- to the point of perfection. First time in my life I saw real Karenin, not half-dead old man, but a loving decent husband. Keira Knightley is impeccable as Anna. Сrowd scenes are tasteful. Music is touching and talented. Tolstoy's novel is very hard to adapt for a screen, it even difficult to read, and the director was able to convey the main thing in this beautiful and romantic movie. I agree with Berthold Brecht who said: ""When you entertain -teach, and when you teach- entertain""."" There is no doubt that this film is not for everyone, and those who like ""Scream 2"" or "" Spiderman"", they do not have to watch this movie. All critical reviews are long and tedious, but the film is short, with exciting feelings and has a good taste. There is only one measure of art: talented or not talented. The rest is a matter of taste. But there is no accounting for tastes.This film is talented in every way.",sadness,Movies_Reviews I don't think that its possible to get anything out of this movie unless you are a fan of other versions of this. The acting is bad. The camerawork is flat. The dialogue is dull. NOTHING HAPPENS. This movie so boring that just thinking about it makes me want to take a nap. The audio/visual quality is so poor it made me think that the movie was much older when I watched it than it is (though that may have been the intention). Have I mentioned that nothing interesting happens? I would never recommend this movie. The only reason I would ever bring it up is to give it as an example for a boring movie.,sadness,Movies_Reviews "This one looks to have been given a hard time by some voters but really it is a fun and bizarre spin on the old tale. Not totally a period piece and not totally a horror film, it is quite unique among Argento films yet still has the individuality inherent in his auteur (of sorts) status. Asia Argento alone is worth the price of admission.Think Kamª",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Directed by Jon Favreau (Iron Man), based on Rudyard Kipling's timeless stories and inspired by Disney's classic animated film, The Jungle Book is an all-new live-action epic adventure about Mowgli (newcomer Neel Sethi), a man-cub who's been raised by a family of wolves. But Mowgli finds he is no longer welcome in the jungle when fearsome tiger Shere Khan (voice of Idris Elba), who bears the scars of Man, promises to eliminate what he sees as a threat. Urged to abandon the only home he's ever known, Mowgli embarks on a captivating journey of self-discovery, guided by panther-turned-stern mentor Bagheera (voice of Ben Kingsley), and the free-spirited bear Baloo (voice of Bill Murray). Along the way, Mowgli encounters jungle creatures who don't exactly have his best interests at heart, including Kaa (voice of Scarlett Johansson), a python whose seductive voice and gaze hypnotizes the man-cub, and the smooth-talking King Louie (voice of Christopher Walken), who tries to coerce Mowgli into giving up the secret to the elusive and deadly red flower: fire.This is a terrific must see movie. No wonder it has been achieving unprecedented massive success everywhere.",joy,Movies_Reviews As a Turk I was told that Armenian Genocide was a lie. After some research I couldn't actually find any proof to suggest it as well and what we learned made more sense than the genocide. Anyway lie or not I don't think voting bad to prevent this movie to go big screen is just useless. Yes this may be just propaganda but history is never one sided so let people learnsomething from it. The best way to show evidence to millions is by movies and us blocking it just makes us look bad. I didn'tlike the movie but we should let it be seen otherwise it's just censoring for no reason.,sadness,Movies_Reviews "Fled is a cheerfully illogical actioner which rattles along at a seriously rapid pace without ever pausing for breath. It's stupid and spectacular in equal measure.The plot hardly seems important, but for what it's worth here it is: a Cuban mafia boss has foolishly allowed himself to leave some incriminating evidence on a computer disk. The only guy who knows where the whereabouts of the disk is in a chain gang in the Deep South. An undercover cop is sent to the chain gang to find out where the disk is, and to keep the guy alive when the Cuban hitmen turn up to silence him.The first half of the movie borrows liberally from The Defiant Ones, with Baldwin and Fishburne chained together and fleeing through the swamps from both the good guys and the bad guys. Later on, they reach the big city, and the film then borrows ideas from any police actioner that you could care to mention (Lethal Weapon, The Dead Pool, Tango and Cash, Striking Distance, et al). In fact, the second half of the film consists solely of fist fights and car chases and shootouts, all inspired by similar movies from the genre.Fled never bores you, but it never particularly engages your brain. It is a quickly forgotten film, but it is also the perfect film to watch with your mates while you sink a six-pack of beer and a 16"" pizza on a Friday night.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This is the funniest movie I have seen in the longest time. It has become my all time favourite. I do not usually like to look at movies more than once but this movie has me going again and again. I have seen this movie no less than twenty times. I love the dinner scenes, especially Grandma on her recollections of her long lost ""relations"". It was really a scream at the Scream. I thoroughly enjoyed Reggie. He was unbelievable. So too was his singing. I hope the sequel is just as amusing. I think Eddie is a truly talented Actor in his own rights and I wish him all the best. I would really like to meet him though I hope he is not snubbish as are some actors/resses.",joy,Movies_Reviews "This movie isn't as bad as I heard. It was enjoyable, funny and I love that is revolves around the holiday season. It totally has me in the mood to Christmas shop and listen to holiday music. When this movie comes out on DVD it will take the place of Christmas Vacation in my collection. It will be a movie to watch every year after Thanksgiving to get me in the mood for the best time of the year. I heard that Ben's character was a bit crazy but I think it just adds to the movie and why be so serious all the time. Take it for what is it, a Christmas comedy with a love twist. I enjoyed it. No, it isn't Titanic and it won't make your heart pound with anticipation but it will bring on a laugh or two. So go laugh and have a good time:)",anger,Movies_Reviews "I'm 19 years old now and I have seen this movies over a hundred times since i was like 5 and i laugh every time. For those of you looking to take this whole movie seriously, this is the wrong movie for you. This movie is all about making fun of preconceived notions and changing them around. It's about making fun of what you don't know. Oh yeah and if you don't get any of the jokes, well then you never will. This is not a movie for someone who doesn't know what a Jheri curl is. Or, a person who has never been to a black awareness pageant...LOLOL! Or a person who has never been to a barber shop. Or a person who has never been to New York City's other boroughs..Manhattan does not count. With all of that having been said, I would like to say this is one of Eddie Murphy's best movies (besides Boomerang LOL) and I only wish that he would make another movie like this. Here's to hoping and Happy watching!",joy,Movies_Reviews "I have to say that John Goodman's performance among a sea of royal British costars like the great Peter O'Toole, Leslie Phillips OBE, Rudolph Walker OBE, John Hurt CBE, Judy Parfitt, Ann Beach, and Richard Griffiths. John Goodman plays Ralph Jones who turns out to be the British royal family's closest living relative after a photo picture that turns into a disaster killing everybody. While the country mourns, they need a new monarch. They found him, Ralph Jones, an American lounge lizard who plays the piano and watches television at the same time. Of course, he's nothing that they expected and he's an American too living in sin city or Las Vegas, Nevada. They bring him the news and bring him back to Buckingham Palace. He seeks to escape the bodyguards and security to see his lady love, Miranda, played well by Camille Corduri. Miranda is a commoner who wants to design dresses but works as a stripper and gets canned because she can't do it. Anyway, the love story appears genuine. She helps him with his British history. But the scene at McDonalds is quite memorable. The girl who takes the King's order was a regular on East Enders. Of course, the crowd gets mobbed. Without John Goodman in the role, I don't think King Ralph would be that enjoyable to watch but that's why I find it irresistible. He wins them over with his charm. I appreciate it now 15 years later. Everybody even the Royals could use a good laugh.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This is the kind of movie that I like. The plot is well-written and well-directed. I like Edward Burns as an actor and writer. Even so, there are some pretty significant flaws in this execution of this wonderful idea.The most substantial problem problem with the movie is the casting of Maxine Bahns. She is a very poor actress. Since she was cast in the earlier ""The Brothers McMullen"", also written and directed by Edward Burns, I assume there is a friendship that misdirected that decision.Some of the characters don't play out quite right. The role of the brother, played my Mike McGlone, is well acted, but the writing made that character a little too two dimensional. I think there was a opportunity to create a character with a little more complexity than the wealthy, uncaring, superficial husband.There were some good performances by actors on their way to being A-list players. Cameron Diaz turns in an exceptional performance. Jennifer Aniston also shows her acting chops. Amanda Peet also turns in a short, but well-executed performance.In spite of some of the casting flaws and missed opportunities for some depth in characterizations, this is a very enjoyable movie. If you like character and plot-driven movies, this is a worthwhile way to spend some time.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Sean Connery, Dustin Hoffman, and Matthew Broderick play an unlikely combination of grandfather, father and son in a family held together more by larceny than love. It might be little more than a miscast Hollywood star package gift-wrapped for the holidays, but the otherwise routine caper scenario is given added depth in the script by Vincent Patrick ('The Pope of Greenwich Village'), showing his affection for offbeat New York City characters and allowing a full hour of screen time before the big heist to establish each relationship. Young Broderick idolizes crooked granddad Connery, forcing a reformed Hoffman to reluctantly accompany them on one last job, to protect his overeager, amateur son. The fun and games end when the robbery begins, but under the typically efficient (if unstylish) direction of Sidney Lumet the film never quite sinks to the expected level of melodrama, despite going for the sentimental chokehold in the final scenes.",joy,Movies_Reviews """Almost famous"" is so great that I don't know where to begin. It means so much to me; personally, cinematographically, visually…It means so much when it comes to acting and wonderful performances, when it comes to fantastic original screenplays that come from a person's mind without being taken from anything we already know.This was probably one of the first movies to ever blow me away. When I was getting and idea of what cinema meant and which where the good films; this one left me impressed for more than a week. The same occurred later with ""Traffic"", ""The Truman Show"", ""Big Fish"" and others. It was with this film that I understood that to like a movie it has to mean something to you; besides meaning something for the ones who did it or the ones involved in it.It meant something for me mainly because of the music. It was during the main credits written by hand in a paper that I felt something, but then, when William's (Patrick Fugit) sister Anita (Zooey Deschanel) leaves the house to become a stewardess, and tells him: ""Look under your bed; it will set you free""; I was introduced to a new world.William's mother Elaine (an excellent Frances McDormand) raised him and her sister forbidding them to use bad words, making them go to school, making them religious, but most importantly not letting them listen to rock music. This all changes when William plays The Who's ""Tommy"" a the light of a candle. Some years later he is writing rock articles and he knows enough to talk with the best music critic in the United States: Lester Bangs (a brilliant and Oscar-caliber supporting performance by the great Phillip Seymour Hoffman).They talk for a while and the critic says: ""Well, I've got to go; I can't spend my whole day talking to my fans"". But then, with a lot of intelligence, a camera shoots a restaurant, and they are both still talking. Bangs gives the kid an assignment: to write about Deep Purple. The kid goes to the concert in his home town and tries to enter backstage saying he's a reporter of ""Creem"".His multiple attempts fail and he is called by some girls who are laughing constantly. These are the Band Aids, and that is the moment in the film during which I fell in love with Kate Hudson. She plays Penny Lane (although that's not her real name), the girl who said women should be with musicians just for the love of the music, not sex or free rides.She plays her as an enigmatic and mysterious person who actually is lost and doesn't know or have another place to be in. And I'm talking, personally, about one of the best performances I've witnessed in my whole life. This personal list of best performances is short, and Hudson's Penny Lane is in it, and she deserved an Oscar for it; and many will agree.Because of how life goes, William stays alone outside…Until Stillwater arrives, the kid uses his musical knowledge and he is inside backstage before he knows it. Then, before we know, he forgets about Deep Purple, he is touring with Stillwater and writing an article for Rolling Stone magazine that could be considered for the cover; and William is only 15 years old.During the tour I felt what they called the ""buzz"". It was very inspiring to watch the band, each of its members, all the time with a guitar in their hands. Sometimes they were playing together; sometimes each of them was doing his own things. There were pianos and keyboards in each room they stepped foot in; there were good and bad live moments, just as good offstage moments and horrible fights; probably mended with just singing ""Tiny Dancer"".Music is the main factor, as this band travels through the country. All of the members of the band we get to identify, but the one that obligatorily highlights is the guitarist Russell Hammond, played superbly by Billy Crudup. The lead singer is also important and he is played by a long-haired Jason Lee, with the guts of a rock persona.The regretful moments we can't be without...Like Russell's party in Topeka and his last lines if he would die: ""I'm on drugs""; or the plain about to crash and confessions like: ""I'm gay"". This was all perfectly crafted by the hand of Cameron Crowe's peaceful camera and the fantastic screenplay he wrote going back in time to his own similar experience. The man got the best from Tom Cruise, that's already a lot: and ""Almost Famous"" is his legacy; a gem and one of the best films I've seen in my life.",joy,Movies_Reviews "This is a JLO romantic comedy. Make no mistake this movie defines the term ""by the numbers"". It is predictable to a tee, has the typical ""formula"" plot and sticks to it rigorously. BUT then again-if your looking for a piece of predictable fluff.... you could do worse.This maybe predictable but it IS at times mildly entertaining. At lease this is watchable and kind of cute-Although you never believe for a moment that Jennifer Lopez character is anyone other then JLO at least the movie doesn't drag as with a lot of movies of this ""formula genre"" as I like to call them. It's an entertaining(mildly) way to pass an hour or two-I'd give this 6 out of 10.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Dr. Tess Coleman (Jamie Lee Curtis) is a stressed and busy widow psychiatrist, who is close to her marriage with her fiancé Ryan (Mark Hammon). She has a fifteen years old daughter, Anna Coleman (Lindsay Lohan), and a son, the boy Harry Coleman (Ryan Malgarini). Tess and her teenager daughter have problems in their relationship and they do not understand each other. Anna plays guitar in a garage band and is very informal, while her mother hates rock-and-roll and is very conservative. In a Thursday's noon, the family goes to a Chinese restaurant for lunching, and Tess and Anna have a serious altercation. The old Chinese lady (Lucille Soong), owner of the restaurant, gives them two Chinese fortune cookies with the same message. At midnight, their souls change bodies, and when they wake up on Friday's morning, they have to pretend being the other, and they begin to understand each other's problems. This movie was a great surprise for me. I thought it would be another imbecile teenager movie, because of the Brazilian title. When I saw IMDb User Rating, I decided to take a chance and see ""Freaky Friday"". I found a delightful tale of respect and tolerance, with a great moral in the end, and I loved it. I laughed a lot with the funny situations, and in the end I felt myself lighten. Jamie Lee Curtis certainly is one of the best comedians in Hollywood and is perfect in the role of Dr. Tess Coleman. I was also very impressed with the beauty of Lindsay Lohan, the gorgeous actress who plays the twin sisters in ""Parent Trap"". The chemistry between Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan is amazing. The soundtrack is spectacular, beginning with ""The Turtles"", and ending with a great rock sang by Lindsay Lohan herself. This feel-good family entertainment movie is highly recommended for any audience. My vote is eight.Title (Brazil): "" Sexta-Feira Muito Louca"" (""Very Crazy Friday"")",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Im huge fan of scifi so couldn't missed it.. nothing is perfect including this film, but come on, don't be like those guys who criticize every scene in logical,physical,scientific point of view..it has great freshness in it, very welcomed ending, great build up and working start of the second act. film has numerous scenes where you get goosebumps, especially girls will be shocked no doubt. Only thing is that Reynolds is predictably the ""funny guy"" of this crew and it seems bit annoying. he maybe wanted this role and be similar like in dead-pool or so.. he is funny guy and i like this person in real life but he should try to play very reasonable, pragmatic, calm guys.. maybe he should play Gylenhaal's role.. Characters are only weak point. you must like em from another movies to wish them luck here. you don't know em much. you see who's got family, who's got spooky sense for living in space, but is it enough ? Yes movie has ALien (1979) DNA in it, yes its modern-like horror, but first of all it has power to scare you or spook you (at least), because the monster is pretty awesome, scary and it has all horror ingrediences in that monster design. I think its very very working film, and i would recommned to everyone, firstly to all who are not scifi fans because at least you would see what you are missing..",joy,Movies_Reviews "a madman has stolen two nuclear warheads and threatens to detonate them over a populated area if his demand for money is not met.that's the gist of the story.it stars John Travolta,Christian Slater,Samantha Mathis and Delroy Lindo,to name a few.it's a pulse pounding thriller from John Woo(mission Impossible 2).there's obviously a lot of action,and suspense,and the movie goes right down to the wire.John Travolta is good,as is Christian Slater,but i really liked Samantha Mathis,who i feel is and underrated actress.the action scenes are are exhilarating,though admittedly over the top.but for thrills,you can't beat it.for me,Broken Arrow is an 8/10",anger,Movies_Reviews "Warner Brothers decided to kill off their cycle of gangster films with WHITE HEAT. A pity perhaps but what a film to end their success on . Cagney will always be remembered for playing gangsters and Cody Jarret is his most memorable performance , but Ivan Goff and Ben Roberts script is nearly as memorable as Cagney due to its high level of intelligence . I especially liked the way the gang tried to test Fallon by leaving the photograph of his wife on the table in the prison cell , little touches like that make WHITE HEAT a classic . If it was made nowadays we`d get bad language , graphic sex, bloodbaths and post modernist references to pop culture . Well you can keep all that Quentin Tarantino rubbish , this is how a good film should be made . Top of the world",anger,Movies_Reviews "Wanted was by far one of the very best action movies this year. It was a very fun wild ride from start to finish. It had many twists, turns, gore, blood, and action. Just strap in and get ready for one hell of a roller coaster ride. It kind of got confusing at some parts in the movie so you have to pay attention very close. You would be surprised how many funny parts and jokes they had in this movie. I was also stunned by all the twists and turns the movie took toward the end. By the end of this movie it will leave you shocked. The acting could not have been any better. Angelina Jolie did an amazing job playing an assassin. James McEvoy was funny but also at the same time very serious when it came down to killing people. Morgan Freeman was very good as usual and brought a lot to this film. The stunts in this movie have no words to describe how good they were. The gun techniques were outstanding. Some of the things they do with the gun though is very fake and far-fetched. I think that the movie was even better because of it getting an R rating. This movie definitely deserved one and you will notice during the movie. If it didn't get the R rating it wouldn't have been a s good as it was. Overall this movie is a must see movie. It is worth every penny to go see it. The one must see movie of the year is WANTED.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Im really surprised by all the bad reviews this movie has gotten. I, for one, immensely enjoyed it. First of all the plot was completely original. For once I didn't have it figured out in the first 10 minutes and think that gave it a nice twist. Yeah the special effects weren't great but they were still gory. Give 'em some credit at least they put some thought into it. I also REALLY LIKED BELLE. I hate the movies that have a quiet, demure heroine in it. This time, Belle had spunk! She was a witty, sarcastic little spitfire and kept me laughing through the whole movie. I was also really glad to see that she didn't end up playing some tragic, defenseless victim. She and the beast saved each other quite a few times throughout the movie and I was glad that FOR ONCE their was a couple who I could look at as equals. I give it a 7 because essentially, to me, this movie looks like a rough draft of a really great movie. It is a little cheesy, but to me that just adds to it.",anger,Movies_Reviews As a Turk I was told that Armenian Genocide was a lie. After some research I couldn't actually find any proof to suggest it as well and what we learned made more sense than the genocide. Anyway lie or not I don't think voting bad to prevent this movie to go big screen is just useless. Yes this may be just propaganda but history is never one sided so let people learnsomething from it. The best way to show evidence to millions is by movies and us blocking it just makes us look bad. I didn'tlike the movie but we should let it be seen otherwise it's just censoring for no reason.,sadness,Movies_Reviews "I think someone found the right word to describe this film earlier: inoffensive. Even Eastern European dictators might find it hard to find much to complain about. Indeed, so lame is this film I was amazed to learn it was intended for a cinema release, although in my part of Slovetzia it seems to have gone straight to video. Actually, this is a pretty harmless way of spending an hour and a bit if you can accept that this is basically a vehicle for Fran Dreschler, and that, presumably, she has some fans in America who both like her and know who she is.Dreschler plays a beautician who gets mistaken for the new tutor of an eastern European dictator and ends up importing consumerism and the American way of life by stealth to the previously contented communist kingdom of Slovetzia. I say ""communist kingdom"" because on the strength of this film some Americans don't seem to know the difference between the two. For those of you unfamiliar with Slovetzia, when Errol Flynn was alive it used to be called Ruritania, but later changed its name under communism. These days it is populated entirely by British actors, some of whom attempt mildly Russian accents. You may be as surprised as I was to learn that the tyrannical ruler of Slovetzia is none other than Timothy Dalton. You may remember him from the 1980s when he used to be James Bond. At one point he was even well regarded as a serious Shakespearian actor. What happened to him after leaving the secret service, you might ask? Well, I don't really know, but it can't have been pretty. Somehow he ended up playing second fiddle to Fran Dreschler. I know, a sad end for a man who saved the world at least twice.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "The protagonists are searching for a treasure ship that was traveling from Britain to India, and was lost at sea in the Bahamas.. yes Bahamas is en route to India! The acting is horrible, the dialogues are especially cheesy and dialogue delivery made me want to throw up. All the actors make a mess, cant actually blame them if the script was this bad. It has scenes lifted from movies like Torque and Hitch, and has an overall feel of Fool's Gold.I liked the setting, and cinematography is quite breathtaking. It has a few decent action sequences, though the editing leaves a lot to be desired. The story is very weak and predictable, go for this one only if you have absolutely nothing else to do.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Okay, so i watched it only for our favourite star Sunny Leone and guess what she did her job very well.. yes her dialogue deliveries, expressions and body language turns out to be nice and elegant.There were little bad screentimes but still climax ends to be pretty well. You won't get that much of disappointed, so don't keep mucj expectations but a good heart. Songs are great.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "If you gave a class of fifth graders the assignment of writing a script outline for a story of an abrasive but somehow lovable middle-aged man, a young single mother and a dying gay man, they would come up with something like this. Opposites attract, people bond to each other while they're on the road as the characters learn how to love and about the value of accepting others. Both Helen Hunt and Jack Nicholson play characters who shift back and forth from normality to extreme neuroticism to suit the plot; for me, their characters were unbelievable. A great disappointment from James L. Brooks",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I don't like shoving films into a genre, mainly because a good film won't fit neatly into any one category. On the other hand, such genre groups are handy for general discussion and making ""best of"" lists, and so here I am sticking films in categories despite myself.That said, there's not much film noir that stands up to OUT OF THE PAST. THE THIRD MAN, DOUBLE INDEMNITY, THE SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS and SUNSET BLVD. come quickly to mind. TOUCH OF EVIL, THE BIG SLEEP and THE SET-UP (even though it's a boxing movie) as well. It's a short list, and OOTP is right up there for me.One reason is a superior plot thread. I actually found myself thinking ""where is this going?"" instead of ""oh, please don't go there"". Another reason is Robert Mitchum's outstanding performance. But really, there's not much to criticize here.As it's not the first title coming to mind when one usually mentions the genre, I'll have to put the overly used phrase ""don't miss this"" in here, as any fan of film noir - or simply good movies - should make sure to see it. Unless you're one of those stuck on color film and think L.A. CONFIDENTIAL is noir, you're bound to like it.",fear,Movies_Reviews "If you are bored to death and you have no slightest idea what to do with yourself, then you could maybe consider watching this movie. Actually... no. Better observe your walls, there must be some interesting bug stains or something. I mean... something this much useless and unprovoked is rare to find...3/10...and even that much only because there are some cute girls in it.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "A mindlessly entertaining film, The Fast and the Furious features fun action, sexy cars and women as well as having some cool characters. Don't go into this film expecting it to engage your brain though or any Fast and Furious film for that matter. Thank you Rob Cohen for starting this franchise!",fear,Movies_Reviews "I just saw this movie at the Atlanta Film Festival and can't believe all the negative reviews that the film has on IMDb. Were they watching something else? I found it very moving and very entertaining. Maybe not a 9, but considering all the fake ratings, I feel like I need to bump up the average. When I saw that it was over 2 hours, I rolled my eyes, but I was pleasantly surprised about how much it kept my attention and I was often on the edge of my seat. What was most shocking of all is the fact that I had never heard this genocide had ever happened. It's been buried in history, and I'm glad that the filmmakers decided to bring this to light. I met an Armenian woman at the screening, and she was in tears about how glad she was that the story was finally being told. The film is not perfect, and I have some issues with the love story behind it, but the overall historical perspective makes this movie a must-see. It'll open your eyes, especially in these troubled political times.",anger,Movies_Reviews "there are no spoilers or plot lines in this review. I was intrigued by the strangeness of the film, but the film is awful. However if you like to think about advertising and how it affects people, This could be an interesting film to watch. You have to have an open mind, and be into conspiracies and understand media to get any satisfaction out of this film. Before you watch this film, whether in theatres (which I would advise against), or on DVD. The question you have to ask yourself, why am I going to see this film?? What made me choose this film???.... Then you just might get enjoy the awfulness of it a little more.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Every once and a while there comes a movie of which you really regret the fact that it's premise is just fiction… Life would so much easier if this was true. Dig this: Nick Marshall (Mel Gibson) gets electrocuted by a hairdryer and when he comes to his senses again, he can actually READ women's minds!! What a treat that must be! Last time I suffered slight electrocution I was shivering for 3 days and Gibson gets to understand women??? Anyway…about the film. It all may look fresh and light-headed but in fact it's pretty routine and annoyingly superficial! We learn that the stuff women think about is actually ordinary and rather obvious (they don't want to get hurt emotionally, they want to prove that there's more to them than just a pretty face etc etc…) The screenplay contains a few major clichés, like tremendous emotional speeches and Gibson who automatically gets mistaken for a gay man. Or that dreadful moral about waiting for your `first time' till you're ready for it yourself?? Yuck! As far as I'm concerned, they could have done much better things with this basic idea. There are a few positive aspects to discover as well, of course. The acting for example. Mel Gibson and Helen Hunt are a terrific on-screen couple and I really wish they had been given a better script to work with. Some good acting by familiar faces in smaller roles as well, such as Alan Alda, Lauren Holly, Marisa Tomei and even Bette Midler. `What Women Want' has got a high level of feel-good moments and feminisation message, but it's overall pretty neutral. Good, smooth soundtrack though…Lot's of Frank Sinatra oldies!I tend to know what women want as well…: this kind of cinema. Watch it with your wife/girlfriend/mistress and you'll definitely get lucky tonight ;)",joy,Movies_Reviews "One of the major strength of original Hero, is its magical music, which is still far far better than this Hero tracks. It seems that either creative team was reluctant or confused while making this flick. Story wise, I could not understand it. Screenplay fetch irritating comedy and out dated love scenes, like male protagonist offers Jacket to female, that is in a club!!! Girl says that ""Main Kabhi Akele Khana Nahi Khati"" so that boy can join her!!! I didn't get the point, why she started loving him, perhaps for his six packs!! Oops eight packs. I.G whispers in criminal ear but just then pours water on his face in front of every one. What a contradictory behavior!? Film starts with typical super star type fight scene and a dance number. Any actor earns superstardom by time not by showing off. Girls brother sees that her sister is not on gun point or any forceful manner, she is riding as pillion then why did he not prefer to announce on P.A to inform her sister and clear all confusion, just because it has to be interval point!? Film moves to different locations just for showing the beauty of locations not for the requirement of script. You can easily find the bruise mark on male protagonist face, changing places and intensity in song ""Khoya Khoya Dil"". They took care about bruise mark at least but just forgot about gun shot. Movie is already slow and pre climax makes it just crawling. Performance wise Sooraj Pancholi as Sooraj is as flat as he could have been. Speaking lines is his only performance. Surprisingly Athiya Shetty as Radha looks beautiful in some frames and acts well too. She has a spark. Tigmanshu Dhulia is very good as I.G. Vivaan Bhatena as Ranveer Shekhawat is a damn good actor. Rare combination of good physique with apt performance. Music wise ""Yadad Teri Yaddiyann"" is melodious.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This movie relied more on facial expressions that dialogue or actual acting talent. It was pretty, but not much of a story either. The 3 kids I took said, the most boring movie I ever saw."" So that sums it up.",joy,Movies_Reviews "In this horror/thriller there are elements of the movie that go deeper than the usual low budget genre. The movie has a sense of humor about itself, but it also tries to make the age old connection of man versus nature. The kids were great actors and the country boys were all very funny. My friends and I had a good time watching this one. Elements of Blair Witch were used, but in a smart way, without taking the outright approach. One of the best actors in the film was the mayor, especially during the scene where he is eating a Twinkie and talking to the sheriff. The editor used certain cuts that were unique between scenes, which had a freshness to it. I also like the fact that the director chose to not over-show the monster too much. Many ""monster"" movies have been ruined by this. Rent this one as soon as it's available.",fear,Movies_Reviews Although it was nice to see Lindsay lohan again in a movie ( i like her very much ) :) : the story is kinda lame and the acting is pretty bad . Still a few laugh but overall I'm disappoint . it looked very good from the trailer .download the screener or rent if you like lohan but don't buy it .This movie wont 'bring Lindsay lohan career to the top ' i wouldn't have see a theatrical release . Straight to DVD is what it deserve IMO .very average .. and the acting is pretty bad ( except Lindsay ) still better than Hottie or nottie or other Paris Hilton flick .Its rate 4.1 right now ... it deserve it IMO . maybe a 5 max .Nowhere near as good as Mean girl or Just my luck . This is not a movie you want to watch twice .,disgust,Movies_Reviews "I caught this at a free screening last night and while it was not bad; it was not that good either. The premise is pretty basic: a group of attractive, young divers/scientists discover a cave in Romania sealed off by a church. Local legend claims the cave is home to unspeakable horrors that, once one enters, they never leave. Of course, they enter.What follows is your typical cat and mouse sequences where our ""heroes"" try to escape the clutches of evil. Creatures reminiscent of Geiger's Aliens pursue the group as they search for a way out of the cave. There are a few cheap ""jumps"" but overall, very little tension or scares and virtually no blood/gore (welcome to the wonderful world of PG-13 horror).I may have been harder on the movie if I actually paid to see it. This is one of those movies that six months after you see it, you won't remember doing so. If you must see this movie, wait for DVD.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Anthony D'Souza had everything going for him... Budget wise, Stars wise, Music wise, but despite all these cherry's... he fails to make a convincing fare. The script is a complete mess. The first hr is very slow, the film doesn't move. Songs come up, including 'Chiggy Wiggy'. The second hr picks up, with the climax {which is the only proper Under-Water sequence in the film} standing out. However, the twist in the climax doesn't create any impact.A R Rahman's music another sore point. One just doesn't get the feeling of the Legendary Music Director's genius in here.Performance wise: Akshay Kumar is strictly okay. Sanjay Dutt is as usual, though he's looking very fat in the film. Zayed Khan is bland. Lara Dutta looks amazing and does a fine job. Katrina too looks gorgeous, as ever in a cameo appearance. Rahul Dev is good as the menace. Kabir Bedi is wasted. On the whole 'Blue' disappoints big time.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I thought this cartoon version was okay. I guess whoever produce it or put this together was trying to make this version to be as much appropriate for children viewers or as I would say ""kiddy"" as possible. If your children would have seen the 1956 version which I would definitely recommend later, I think that version would have seem inappropriate because it had a lot of adult themes and contents. What I see that I considered as the adult themes and contents in the 1956 version are 1.) Anna and The King (both portrayed by Deborah Kerr and Yul Brynner) friendship turned into a complicated love affair. Plus, Tuptim cheating behind the King's back. TOO MUCH FOR CHILDREN! 2.) In the movie both Anna and The King talked about sexuality and other adult issues. Here's proof: The King explains how he is the ""bee"" and the women are his ""blossoming flowers"" and Anna told The King ""to him, she is just another bowl of rice"" (like every other woman) well it's a long story . This is definitely Rated R.3.) The King has very many wives plus concubines and whole head of children (which explains you don't have to be a polygamous Mormon). For parents how would you explain that to your children "" Ummm, The King likes to sleep around and ends up having a bunch of kids?"". Huh.4.) No matter how much I enjoy this movie, I always thought that Yul Brynner was such a hunk.... When I was little kid before they even thought about the cartoon version (flashbacks, again) and remembering how much I drooled over Brynner. They kinda put Brynner out as a sex object( Here's proof, Brynner was half naked throughout film, you what I mean). I had never seen so many women and girls who come up to me and tell me about their crushes and fantasies on Brynner in this film (it's not even funny). Would you want your young daughter to say "" Oh momma, the guy who plays the king, he's hot!"" and you shockingly answer back ""What did you say, Linda?""(like I said flashbacks, again). I thought Tuptim's man LunTha was a cutie pie too. You don't want your kids to have these ""weird"" thoughts about the characters, it is too early to think that way. Let them be young and not to grow them up to soon. 5.) Even though I am not a guy but I do have friends who are males that do enjoy this movie and some of them do say that Deborah Kerr and Rita Moreno were very beautiful and elegant and other things I don't want to explain. To see 1956 version I suggest you wait until your children hits 20 or 30 or probably 40, they can wait. I'm just kidding just as long as they are not eight or five (too early).This is good for the kids and kids only I thought this production (1999 version aka cartoon version) was playing it safe. They did a good job by changing some of the plots.Peanut Butter with Oreos are great, not! Drink Milk Last. Part Time and too much to Love",joy,Movies_Reviews "This is a Chinese soap opera centered around the ""fourth mistress"" of a man, the three other mistresses, life at the place where they live and a servant girl of the fourth mistress.As I have found with most Asian films, it's nicely photographed with pretty colors but - in this instance - after awhile it's too much of the same. Perhaps that was because all the scenes take place in and just outside of this big house. They take place either in a couple of the rooms, the courtyard or the roof. There is no new scenery after the first half hour.The women, several of whom were very young and pretty, spend much of the time squabbling among themselves. It's not a memorable film.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "OK, I admit it. I was a child of the 80's. I distinctly remember sitting in elementary school and reading about the boy who lived in a bubble in my Weekly Reader. Naturally, when I saw the trailer for this movie, I asked myself, ""Hey, whatever happened to that boy that lived in a bubble?"" I knew I had to watch this to satisfy my curiosity. You've got the perfect character...an odd teenage boy that lives in a bubble. Write up an adventurous plot and throw in a cameo by Fabio and some M. C. Hammer on the soundtrack, and you've got yourself a movie that no Gen-X'er can resist.I was fully expecting this film to be along the lines of ""Wayne's World"" or ""A Night at the Roxbury."" The characters are hilarious and exaggerated, but the non-existent plot drags on like a 10 minute skit that has gone 80 minutes too long. To my surprise, Bubble Boy has a fast-moving plot. OK, it is somewhat of an overused plot: Boy falls in love with girl; Girl gets engaged to someone else; Boy interrupts the wedding to get the girl back. You've watched enough movies like this to know how it is going to end, but, as always, it's the journey that Bubble Boy takes to get there that makes this movie interesting and redeeming. Just when you think Jimmy is finally on his way to Niagara Falls, and the movie is going to start dragging, BAM! The ice cream truck hits a cow! After mud wrestling two women while Japanese male spectators cheer him on, Jimmy is back on his way. Just when you think it can't get any more crazy, it does. That bubble plastic must be some tough stuff.There is an important lesson can be learned from this movie. It is best expressed by Jimmy's dad who is really the only normal character, and only speaks once in the entire movie. He asks, ""What if Neil Armstrong flew to the moon, but never set foot on it?"" This movie is about taking chances...breaking out of our so-called bubbles, and experiencing life...not just sitting around watching it pass us by.The dialogue and the jokes can be lame sometimes, but the humor really comes from the absurdity of the characters and the improbable situations the main character runs into. I have to give the writers an A+ for imagination. The movie is sanitized for younger viewers, but gives a wink and a nod to more mature viewers. This is a perfect modern day farce if you are looking for a light and uplifting comedy at the rental store.FYI, in case you wondered, the original bubble boy, David, died at the age of 13 back in 1984 after an unsuccessful bone marrow transplant. Today, infants born without immunity to disease undergo the transplant procedure at a young age, so they don't have to live the rest of their lives in a bubble.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Those seeking for a detective movie might be disappointed. Wild Horses is first and foremost a family drama, while the investigation part takes secondary priority. It provides solid emotional scenes, mainly thanks to the veteran cast and the personal premise, although the pace is unfortunately slow. It may not appeal to anyone since it will take nearly an hour before the momentum actually builds up, furthermore the crime element is considerably weak.Story follows the sheriff from small desert town who opens a cold case concerning a missing boy. It happened fifteen years ago, so understandably it rattles some people, especially the Briggs family. It becomes clear early on that Luciana Pedraza as the sheriff is not in the same league as the rest of the cast, which is unfortunate since her perspective, while not in the same volume of the family's, is still crucial to the plot.Additionally, there is very thin material for the crime aspect, it could have been skimped to minor subplot, yet the movie invests quite a lot on the police angle. The rest of the time is focused on dialogues in the Briggs family. The Briggs are very rich family and very patriarchy, they also harbors a lot of secrets. Duvall plays as Scott, the head of the family and he delivers a very convincing performance. He keeps the interest of his family first, although this might collide with the tragedy of the past.Josh Hartnett has added depth on his character. He looks straightforward or rigid, but can also be passionately aggressive. The youngest son Ben is played by James Franco and he might be hust the nicest and honest amongst all. Between the three of them the acting is highly presentable, but since the screenplay consists of slow pace conversations, it can be tedious at times.It has the good intention on delivering very private issue by the perspective of an entire family. However, the inconsistent delivery and tired pacing might not be refined enough to deliver the intended message.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I don't even know where to begin. What was this movie about? What the hell just happened?This movie is shot in a way that will both confuse and anger you. Every 5 minutes the camera fades out and initiates a new scene. The characters voices dub over shots where they clearly are not talking. About an hour in, the director says ""fuck it"" and basically dumps the found footage aspect of the movie for 10 solid minutes.This was yet another example of being duped by the movie artwork and description, which hit all of my bullet points when I saw it at Wal Mart. The only thing that even comes close to redeeming this shitshow are the huge tits on Penny - and you don't even get to see them. Avoid this one.2/10.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Someone hit the proverbial nail-on-the-head with Romance. A critic wrote that it's like a ""bad update of an Antonioni film"", and I think that's about as fair a description as one could ask for. It may also depend on how you feel already about Antonioni and his depiction of the precise lack of love or responsiveness of emotional contact in people - or, perhaps, if you've even actually seen an Antonioni movie. While Catherine Breillat probably (and, I would admit, rightfully) considers herself a thoughtful, passionate filmmaker interested in passionless people and in trying to pick apart the thoughts (or anti-thoughts) of a character like Marie, I have to ask after a while, in a film that doesn't have Antonioni-stature direction or compositions: what's the point? We have seen women like this in other movies, in loveless relationships or going out to spread or fulfill their empty wishes or such with others. Such as, yeah, Antonioni, but others too.It's frustrating to watch, to say the least, but I wasn't ready at first to hold that against the movie. I wanted to see what it had to say, to see how Breillat would show people just having realistic sex, explicit in depiction (naturally, and believe you me its real sex) and talking like couples (or not-couples) do in such situations. I tried to stick with Marie's self-analyzing, her self-aggrandizing thoughts expressed in the first-person narration. In an odd way Caroline Ducey gives a good performance, or better than I remember at the time watching it, since she is good enough to not really need the narration to fill in the audience. Her face, her lack of expression, her inverted and bored and, perhaps, deep down f***ing scared self, show enough. The telling becomes overkill, even from a psychological stand-point.Some may not agree with this, and that's fine. Some may watch Romance and just love that it shows real people having problems and having such problems during real sex. For the first half I could stick with the movie even as it had its pretensions because I wanted to see where it headed with Marie's infidelity (with the unnecessary lie about being married). It's when the other guy at the school Marie teaches at, and takes her in and turns things up on the sado-masochist meter that I started to waver on it... and, odder still, got bored. It didn't interest me seeing how perverted this guy could get, or how accepting Marie was of it or how it was shot or scored or edited. I admired that it attempted at depicting such a torrid sexual situation so seriously, but it ultimately just didn't do it for me - not on the kind of level the old-school hardcore-serious-erotic films did (i.e. Last Tango in Paris).Romance is intelligent, and it does have something to say about women and loveless relationships. But was I moved by any of it or intellectually engaged after a certain point? No. It's a movie in a limbo where it wants to have something important to convey through art no matter what the cost, but the points aren't as interesting as its filmmaker thinks or terribly original. And if you just want to watch it for the sex, you're in for a not-too-good surprise. 5.5/10",anger,Movies_Reviews "First, let's get this straight: CONSPIRACY is a straightforward, modern-day remake of the Spencer Tracy classic, BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK. Val Kilmer takes on the Tracy role, playing an outsider who arrivals in a small town to track down his missing friend. Turns out that everybody knows something, but nobody's saying anything.I liked this film for the most part because it avoids clichés and it doesn't rely on cheesy action to propel the storyline. After the prologue, the first hour or so is engaging and suspenseful, building up a level of intrigue that most B-movies rarely attempt. There's an air of mystery hanging over the whole production and you actively want to find out what's going on.Gradually, the story does fizzle out a bit as it progresses, and the last half hour resorts to the usual clichés: massive shoot-outs, showdowns in the desert, bad guys getting just deserts, and so on. The cast members are adequate for this production; Kilmer is at least trying as the former soldier suffering from PTSD, while Gary Cole can do this sinister villain stuff in his sleep by now.The biggest disappointment is from Adam Marcus, the director. This is a guy who worked once since 1993's JASON GOES TO HELL, and his lack of experience shows. The dialogue scenes are passable, but the action sequences are hellishly bad. It appears they ran out of money for stunts or decent choreography because the action is all over the place and a real mess, sapping enjoyment at the showdown which should be a bit of glorious vengeance. Still, CONSPIRACY gets a lot of kudos from me for the first hour...",anger,Movies_Reviews "I saw ""Sky High"" at a preview screening tonight, and I must say I was pleasantly surprised! A lot of laughs for kids and grownups, a couple of good plot twists, and a nice message for the youngsters. Kurt Russell steals the show as an over-the-top super hero, who wants nothing more than for his son to follow in the family business. Kelly Preston looks amazing as his flying super hero wife. A great group of kids play the Sky High students, with cool effects to help them into their roles... and some nice parables about life in high school. I expected lots of eye rolling and lame super hero humor... but there was no lameness, no eye rolls, but plenty of good laughs and sweet moments. Parents, feel free to go with your kids to this one!",fear,Movies_Reviews "For decades LAURA has had a big reputation as one of the all-time greats of Hollywood Golden Age cinema. People gush and sigh when they talk about it. It inspires awe. I had seen snippets of it over the years but always lost interest after about five minutes. Having just watched the whole thing through, I now know why. Three of the main characters are cast with boring actors, so that whenever they are on screen the movie sags and dies. Those actors are: Dana Andrews, Gene Tierney and Vincent Price. Tierney is at least beautiful, so that even though you don't care one whit about her as a human being she is pleasant to behold. And truth be told, she did excellent work in subsequent films. Andrews was one of the most nondescript actors of his generation with no distinguishing features and no passion. Vincent Price, who exuded villainy without trying, could have been better but he was either given bad direction by Otto Preminger or had not yet developed much as an actor; as he evolves through the course of the story we never care about him, never feel what he must be feeling, but only listen to his dialogue so that we can follow the plot. He goes through the motions of what his character is supposed to be in a limp fashion. He is supposed to be from Kentucky but hardly ever uses that accent, and when he does, it's weak. It is also puzzling that the title character, praised by others for her warmth and genius and intelligence and magnetism, would be attracted to such a zero. The script is good and witty and clever but these actors do not live up to it. There are, however, two actors who do indeed live up to it, and those actors are Clifton Webb and Judith Anderson. Whenever they are on screen the film crackles and delights. With this performance, Webb launched a long and successful screen persona as the sarcastic, effete authority figure. Anderson, with her softly cutting voice, chews up any acting partner other than Webb; her scene with Tierney in the ladies' room as she dissects her own character and that of Price is… priceless! Dorothy Adams is also very good as Tierney's loyal maid. The plot itself is nothing special - just a rather routine murder mystery with more in-depth participants than usual. It's a handsome production that physically evokes the penthouse world of New York City in the 40s. The photography is attractive. The score is overrated. After the initial 8-note repeated opening motif the much-lauded title tune fizzles out.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This show was the one that made me want to sign up on IMDb to rave about. I had some preconceived notions of what this show would be like and which demographic it would appeal to (not mine) and was not expecting to like it at all. Was I pleasantly surprised! I like the way the story is unfolding. I like that the characters are believable, aside from the fact that they are all incredibly attractive. I'm a little surprised by the ratings so far, and haven't seen any reviews to explain them. They don't spell everything out for you, so that could put some people off. I imagine not everyone has met people who are like the characters in the show, so the characters may seem somewhat unrealistic in that sense. It is not happy, fun-loving, or trivial at all. It is serious and a bit dark - like Dexter, but without the humorous elements. It could be that it could use more narration, in order to make the lead character more relatable. Personally, I'm a little excited to see how this story plays out and the impediments that the main character will have to face in carrying out her revenge. I am sure that as she becomes better acquainted with others, her task will become more difficult to carry out. Or will she turn out to be more of a sociopath? My biggest concern with this series is how long the process of revenge will be drawn out. Are they intending for it to take several seasons? Will it be more swift, with the ultimate focus being the consequences of her actions or perhaps discovering an insatiable desire to create her own justice where she sees fit? I like the potential here, I suppose it will not take long to determine where they are going with the series.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Martin Scorsese's most recent ambitious project does not disappoint.I just saw this film in a special preview for NYU film students, with Martin Scorsese there to discuss and answer questions after, and I must say, it was pretty phenomenal. It is Martin Scorsese's best work since Goodfellas (this is obvious) and most probably his best work since Raging Bull. DiCaprio's character study of Howard Hughes, and his devotion to this role, is exquisite and reminiscent even of Robert De Niro's in Raging Bull. The film is lengthy, but this compliments it, for the story is riveting and the production is practically flawless (even the combination of computerized processes and more traditional photography was smooth and effective).The presentation of the film, in an evolving color (from two-tone Technicolor, as Martin explained it to us, to three-tone, to modern by the later sequences) is absolutely stunning, and the cinematography by renowned Robert Richardson, ASC, is some of the best I've seen (and, in my opinion, deserving of an Oscar).Cate Blanchett was impeccable as Katharine Hepburn, though, at times, I felt that the complexity of her character was never really deeper than a surface analysis.She did her role flawlessly, but this is not to say that it really Alec Baldwin portrayed one of the flattest villains I've seen in a major motion picture, but, again, this is about Howard Hughes, and DiCaprio's performance is worthy of an Oscar nod at least, and perhaps an Oscar Win (certainly the best performance I've seen all year).One of my few complaints, though, is the lengthy sequences featuring Howard Hughes as a solo aviator. Though interesting, entertaining even, the film was long enough already, and did not require such an exhaustive analysis of individual flight procedures.Also, it seems that some of the themes were almost too redundant, such as the ways in which Hughes' psychological problems were performed. Much of the Hollywood history is good, even interesting, but it also sometimes seemed a bit self-indulgent, to the point where you questioned the necessity of ALL of those nightclub sequences in the film.But, besides those relatively few complaints, it is a spectacular film.In all: do not miss it.3.5/4",anger,Movies_Reviews "After waiting for the trailer to come out, which seemed like forever, I was amazed when I saw it. From all the stores i've heard about the Armenian Genocide i'm glad it's going to be put out there for everyone to see. It's been long overdue that a movie on the Armenian Genocide has came out. After watching The Cut on Netflix i'm really hoping that this film goes out for everyone to see. I'm excited for this movie to come to the big screens for everyone to get the chance to learn about a part of history that is over looked and not talked about. It makes me sick all the negative reviews this film is getting by Turks who are too brainwashed to know and accept what really happened over 100 years ago. I really hope that this movie will be able to make it to the big screens and not push forward like so many other movies about the Armenian Genocide.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I saw this too at a sneak preview and I was not disappointed. Dane Cook is a really funny guy and this movie showed it. I liked the story line and their characters. I noticed that Jessica Simpson only had like 20 lines and they probably just used her to sell the movie with the posters. Dax was funny as the bitter rival for Dane Cook's Zack. Andy Dick was refreshing as was the rest of the supporting cast. The Napoleon Dynamite dynasty keeps expanding with Efren's take on Vince's sidekick. The story was great and there are many funny scenes in this movie that makes it cool to work at one of those stores. Great movie, good laughs! I'd watch it again. There are some little twists to some parts of the movies and the end is alright, could be better though. Over all, good movie, great laughs, fun time! I'd watch it again.",anger,Movies_Reviews "David Bradley returns for the (thankfully) final time (Probably because Dudikoff wanted no part of this downward spiral of a series) to train a new pupil (The irritating Lee Reyes) in Ninjitsu and defeat the viscous Viper (James Lew) in this inept and utterly awful sequel. American Ninja V offers somehow less than what you would expect and martial arts fans such as I don't expect anything but lots of action. (Indeed I gave the first two AN flicks pretty good ratings all things considered.) However where as I knew American Ninja 4 existed (Prior to when I picked it up on DVD for a whopping 2 dollars!) back in the day, I had never heard of this particular chapter. 90 minutes later I still wish I hadn't. David Bradley is of course a dull actor and he isn't helped by a lame script or for that matter an irritating kid who's whining never stops. Indeed this feels more like a rip off of 3 Ninjas than an American Ninja sequel. American Ninja 5 is of course brain dead but also lacks the simple structure that a stupid martial arts movie should have. So I for one was completely bored by the lame action sequences and horrid story that took up the time. Pat Morita shows up in a cameo but let's face it his career jumped the shark after the Karate Kid films. The worst movie of the series and i'm a fan of the first two.1/2* out of 4-(Awful)",fear,Movies_Reviews "'The Phantom of the Opera' is one of those books that is impossible to film. part of this is to do with the grandeur of the set-pieces - in one scene, a massive chandelier is dropped on an opera audience; the book's setting, the Paris Opera House, is full of completely realised floors and basements, with a near-magical world of tarns and rocks as its substructure. That Dario Argento, working on a relatively low Euro-budget, cannot approach the novel's visual audacity, is not his fault, as his attempt is always inventive and entertaining. A more difficult problem lies in the story's magic, in Erik's musical genius, and his bestowing on Christianne a voice of unearthly beauty - this can be easily imagined when reading, but is impossible to realise on screen - one good opera voice is as good as another, not helped here by having to sing what sound like hyper-ventilating scales; while the Phantom's organ-musings are more reminiscent of Sesame Street's The Count than tragic Baroque strains.The most serious gap between book and film could have been averted by Argento. The book is called the 'Phantom' of the Opera, and although the anti-hero is revealed to be all too human, the first half compellingly records the subversive effects of this ghost, his inexplicable immateriality and omniscience. As the book goes on, the spirit becomes a body, and what was horrible becomes understandable, even sympathetic. Julian Sands is a body from the off, even given a bizarre back-story involving rats, and is thus robbed of his power, just as the narrative is denied its power to chill. There is no transformation, no sense of the body becoming a body, or conversely, no sense of the magic inherent in the real.I say this could have been averted by Argento. The fact that it wasn't is surely a deliberate directorial choice. Because this is a very strange version of Leroux's tale, rescuing it from the mawkishness it has drowned in since a certain musical. Although constantly alluding to his previous work, especially 'Suspiria' (the ballet girls, the chases, the gynaecological interiors), the film is rarely scary, as if Argento is deliberately working against horror. Just as the film is at its darkest and most gory, Argento deflates the horror with his recourse to pantomime, Grand Guignol, farce, grotesquerie; alternating, as in a Shakespeare play, the high-flown love story with earthier nonsense. The rats bare more than a close resemblance to Roland, and yet, with gleeful viciousness, feed on the rat-trapped hand of a yokel ratcatcher.Argento is attuned to the political ironies of Leroux's text. The film never leaves the world of the Opera, and still offers a rich, comic microcosm of contemporary French society, including Degas repeatedly sketching the little girls, and Verlaine and RImbaud hilariously brawling at a sauna-orgy. More seriously, the chasing of a gluttonous servant-girl by the Phantom is mirrored by the much more disturbing chase of a young ballerina by a paedophile bourgeois. The Opera was built as the supreme edifice of bourgeois France, a monumental erection to vulgar taste, which the affronted Italian director mockingly exposes; it was a demonstration of prosperity, pretension, but above all positivism, the progress of science, the idea that the world could be empirically known. Like all great Gothic novels, this modern hubris is in conflict with lingering residues of the past, a material building haunted by phantoms, its very materiality (the chandelier scene) vulnerable, the modern architecture on a prehistoric substructure, like a palimpsest, home to a man raised and pleasured by rats, an affront to contemporary Darwinism. This breadth was taken further by Leroux into the realm of the metaphysical, avoided by the strictly somatic Argento, although the opening scenes brilliantly play with the idea of absence and presence that form the thematic basis of the book. This is by no means vintage Argento, but his use of interiors and light and shade remain quite inspiring, and there is a hilarious scene involving the ratcatcher and the fate of his dwarf assistant.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Like many in my generation, I first came across Tim Burton after seeing his 1989 version of Batman. That was the highest grossing film of the year and it was the most profitable Batman movie until 2008's The Dark Knight. But the success was not just monetary. It was also a critical darling. What could we not love about it? a dark and gritty story, Jack Nicholson playing a mad man with a purple suit, Robert Wuhl as an ace reporter and a magnificent (If not exaggerated) Danny Elfman score.Batman made Tim Burton a star director and it gave him power that he probably never imagined having. But the man could not handle so much power. Perhaps no other director is as polarizing as the creator of Edward Scissorhands (A darn good film). He commands the loyalty of legions of mall goths the world over but at the same time causes the irritation of pretty much anyone else.I wont go as far as to call him a bad director but the movies he's had the most control over seem to be his worst. The Tim Burton style that was so well done in 1990 has run it's course in 2010.I went to see this movie with very low expectations and while it was not an offensively bad movie, it was still a very tedious hour and 40 minutes. Everything that is wrong with a Burton film was back with a vengeance in ""Alice in Wonderland"". A very bad case of style over substance. And not very good style to boast.The one thing I was looking forward to was Danny Elfman's score. If Hans Zimmer could make ""Pearl Harbor"" enjoyable then surely Elfman could do the same for ""Alice"" right? answer is no. Even the score was amazingly sub-par.Seems like even Disney knew they had a stinker if they decided to release the movie on DVD after only 3 months. But don't get confused, not all is lost with this film. It has some very nice make-up, wardrobe, facial expressions, voice acting and visuals.Everything else? just plain tedious. Oh and the 3D? non-factor. I recommend you buy and read a nice book instead of seeing this movie. Don't even rent it, wait until it's on HBO or network television. You'll thank me later.I'm sure there's a market for this kind of junk but I am also pretty sure they are the Hot Topic crowd.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Ah backpacking across the world . What an exciting thing it is - but only if you're a rare and remarkable person . Travelling all over the world isn't all it's cracked up to be . You might get a one night stand , you might get stoned but to be honest couldn't you have got that at home ? Did you really need to go the ends of the earth for that ? If you're a rare remarkable person you'll also get altitude sickness , suffer dysentery , catch ringworm and under go a rabies scare . You'll have wasted all your money on plane tickets and inoculations and the only thing you'll have to show for it is a small paragraph in the obituary column of the local newspaper after dying from a rare tropical disease THE BEACH is very similar in many ways . It's based on a well regarded novel by Alex Garland , features Leonardo Dicaprio a megastar after his role in TITANIC and is directed by Danny Boyle one of Britain's greatest living directors and yet it's a film that is difficult to enjoy and it's easy to explain why - characterisation Take one American pretty boy , send him in Thailand , stick him on an island with a bunch of selfish , unsympathetic people and watch a potentially good film fall apart . Did anyone like the characters in this movie ? Neither did I . I haven't read Garland's novel but I'm led to believe there's a scene where a giant squid is washed up on the beach and the characters eat it only to end up with food poisoning . I would have enjoyed this movie much more if all the characters had died from food poisoning . When you watch a movie and the most likable character is a mad mental foul mouthed dope smoking Scotsman then you know the producers have got a problem Another thing I had problems with is the way Leonardo Dicaprio's character Richard suddenly turns from inquisitive backpacker into Colonel Kurtz . Something similar happens in another Boyle movie 28 DAYS LATER but at least in that movie you're aware of the character's motive even if it is fairly unconvincing . Here you do find yourself wondering the explanation ended up on the cutting room floor or even if it was excluded at draft stage . Not only that but you find that the characters remain unchanged by events at the end therefore there is zero character development Danny Boyle has said that he makes quintessential British films and it's difficult to disagree with him . TRAINSPOTTING has a strong feel of time and place while 28 DAYS LATER mirrors the British apocalypse writers of the 1950s . THE BEACH with its exotic foreign location and its American star definitely feels like it's made for an American audience and Boyle tries too hard to pander to their taste . That's why THE BEACH is probably Boyle's weakest film to date",joy,Movies_Reviews "The Awakening is directed by Mike Newell and collectively adapted to screenplay by Clive Exton, Chris Bryant and Allan Scott from the Bram Stoker novel The Jewel of Seven Stars. It stars Charlton Heston, Susannah York, Jill Townsend and Stephanie Zimbalist. Music is by Claude Bolling and cinematography by Jack Cardiff.Heston plays archaeologist Matthew Corbeck, who after discovering the tomb of disgraced Egyptian Queen Kara discovers his daughter is possessed by Kara's spirit and to save mankind he may have to destroy her.It's honourably serious, a willing attempt to make an intelligent end of the world type picture with flecks of troubling family dynamics. The production value is top draw, every effort has been made to make it look great, with lavish photography (nice to see a film of this type actually be filmed in Egypt), skillfully crafted set designs and an evocative score that drifts across the sands with distinction. Hell, even the casting of Heston at a time when his star had considerably faded, still gave the production some weight. If only it wasn't so immeasurably dull and distant!The makers, obviously tugging on the coat tails of The Omen and Mummy movies previously, never develop the edgy themes bubbling away just below the narrative's surface. It's often feels like a big compromise was put forward by an executive, a request that they must ensure deaths are the draw card and to hell with the possibility of making a substantial brain tickler. Or it could just be that there were too many writers in the mix?! So what we essentially get is a laboriously paced movie going through the motions until the next death scene arrives, and then it's back to some slow brooding again.The cast are solid, the ending suitably downbeat, and if you like Omen type deaths then there are a couple here worth your time, but you may need plenty of energizer drinks to keep you awake first. 4/10",fear,Movies_Reviews "I have just recently seen this movie and enjoyed it very much. I had seen the older one a few years back in school and have read the book at least twice. The modernization of the past movie and book makes this movie very enjoyable, especially if you have seen the old version and/or read the book. I highly recommend this movie to everyone. The movie and other versions of it, I feel, should all be seen. This is because I found it very intriguing seeing the advancement from how the world was when H.G. Wells wrote the novel to the movie that was made years later. The movie made in 2002 enhances H.G. Wells version and the version in 1960. When H.G. Wells wrote the novel he didn't know anything about space travel and computers. Incorporating these ideas in the newer version makes the movie spectacular.",fear,Movies_Reviews """Focus"" blends two different movies in roughly equal measure. One is a movie about con men, scam artists and hustlers, in the tradition of ""The Sting,"" ""Ocean's Eleven,"" ""House of Games"" and ""Shade."" The second movie is a romantic comedy between two people who are strongly attracted to one another, but who cannot and do not trust each other. The movie about con men is brilliant. The hustles and scams are clever and cleverly executed with excellent skill and tradecraft. Dramatically, the double-blinds and double- crosses are well executed. The players con their marks, one another and the audience with finesse and aplomb. The cinematography, choreography and editing are crisp. The reveals are plausible within the film's cosmos of reality. The romantic comedy is not bad. One can understand and believe the attraction between the two characters. Will Smith's character is hunky, clever, confident, successful and wealthy. Margot Robbie's character is gorgeous, sexy, vulnerable, clever and charming. But the major plot points in this boy finds girl, boy loses girl, boy wins girl back subplot seem contrived, while the intriguing aspect of their relationship (How can two con artists with a history of deceiving one another learn to trust one another?) isn't explored in a satisfactory manner. Instead we get a breakup for reasons that are never explained, a repeated gag involving a wallet, and a massive coincidence that leads the audience to believe one of them has a hidden agenda involving the other. The relationship between them works best when they are conning one another, but it needs resolution. Technically, the film is beautifully done. Cinematography, locations, wardrobe, make-up, editing, audio -- everything is polished. It's a movie that merits a second or third viewing, not only to see the cons played out, but also to appreciate some of the subtle foreshadowing.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This suspenseful shocker deals about a beautiful and rich girl named Melanie Daniels (Tippi Hedren), at the beginning she is shopping in a San Francisco pet store when she meets Mitch Brenner (Rod Taylor). Mitch is looking to buy some birds for his young sister's birthday , he recognizes Melanie but pretends to mistake her for a shopkeeper. After that ,she decides to buy the birds and driving up to the pacific isolated coastal California community called Bodega Bay, where Mitch spends his weekends with his mummy (Jesica Tandy) and sister (Veronica Cartwright) . Shortly after Melanie Daniels is crossing a lake, then she is cruelly nipped by a gull. Gradually, events of bird attacks on people by pecking increases. Kids are attacked at a birthday party (where appears as little girl Morgan Brittany). Meanwhile, children are sent home from school run by teacher (Suzanne Pleshette), townspeople (Charles McGraw, Karl Swenson, Chapman) take refuge in a lunchroom, a gas station is burnt, Melanie is trapped in a phone booth, and, finally, everyone hides in homes tightly closed against repeated attacks by the birds.Hitchcock's classic about a gorgeous woman who follows a gentleman until a quiet place where suddenly happens mass bird attacks . After frightening spectators of the 60s with ¨Psycho¨ director Hitch took one more successful outing at the terror genre with this excellent movie full of subterranean hints. Exciting scenes when birds attack with death dropping fiercely , its menace magnified similarly to crop-dusting images in ¨North by Northwest¨. Interesting screenplay by Evan Hunter based on Daphne Du Maurier's (Jamica Inn,Rebecca) short story. Al always, Alfred Hitchcock cameo, this time as man walking dogs out of pet shop. Wonderful Tippi Hedren as obstinate Melanie , she's marvelous and brilliantly dressed by Edith Head , but she had a tortuous involvement to Hitch, habitual issue with his leading ladies. Acceptable special effects by Ub Iwerks, Walt Disney's usual, and Albert Whitlock in pictorial designs and the future director John Bud Cardos as bird wrangler. And colorful and evocative cinematography by Robert Burks, also Hitchcock's customary. Rare and strange electronic musical score fitting to bird attacks. This delightful film is stunningly directed by the master Hithcock. Followed by a lousy and cheesy sequel in 1994 titled ¨The birds II : land's end¨ by Rick Rosenthal under ordinary pseudonym as Alan Smithee with Brad Johnson, Megan Gallaher and again Tippi Hedren. Rating : Not for squeamish but well worth seeing because it is an immortal classic movie. This is Hitchcock at his best.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I rented the movie because the warnings on the cover (and I agree that this movie should not be watched by juveniles). In my opinion, the warnings may have overstated the violent nature of the movie (in comparison with other Hollywood action movies), but it certainly had its perverted aspects, of which I will not detail here.The movie was quite interesting from start to finish; I was glued to my seat. The worst aspect, however, was the demon suit. It looked too much like a costume (i.e., in Hollywood these days, they attempt to make the costumes more realistic -- take a look at the current ""Planet of the Apes""). Although I am not that familiar with the Faust legends, the demon suit was perhaps not necessary, in my opinion.All in all, I liked it; the story was quite interesting. I enjoy supernatural movies, and this one certainly fit the bill.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Alice (Heather Graham) is an American website designer living in London with the engineer Jake (Jason Hughes). Their life is a routine, they love each other and Jake wants to marry her. One morning, while going to her work, she meets the climber Adam (Joseph Fiennes), and immediately they have a great sex, feeling lust for each other. A couple of days later, Alice decides to leave Jake and meets Adam's sister Deborah (Natascha McElhone), and they become friends. Then, Adam and Alice are in love for each other and decide to get married. While living together, Alice receives some anonymous letters and realizes that she does not know anything about Adam's past, and she suspects he killed his former girlfriends. This erotic thriller has a very predictable end. I do not understand why Heather Graham accepted such a role. She is an excellent actress and does not need to undress so many times like along in this film. I hate the idiot face of Joseph Fiennes, who looks like the horrible Christopher Lambert, only younger. The plot is very predictable: how many thrillers show a woman who meets a guy, fall in love with him and then realizes that he is a psycho, maniac, killer etc.? I indeed was very disappointed and expected much more from Heather Graham and Natascha McElhone. My vote is six.Title (Brazil): `Mata-me de Prazer' (`Kill me of Pleasure')",fear,Movies_Reviews "This is an unpretentious movie that is cool to watch because what it lacks on money, it compensates with a great cast doing extraordinary feats in the often forgotten central America: from what i have seen, i went just a few times there: Honduras (""mosquito coast""), Panama (""the tailor""), Costa Rica (""jurassic park"" movies), El Salvador (""voces"") and for sure Columbia (""clear and present danger""). So there, i can see that there is a big jungle with a load of rains, mud, snakes and crocodiles... Maybe there is a bit too much of pursuits but at least, the actor are 100% in the action and there is no time-out as all Zemeckis movies! As i see it only now, maybe this movie has even more appeal than at its release because Turner looks indeed like a future adult star in the 90s! Just one more thing because i didn't catch this: why the Colombian military goes to NYC to have a treasure map and why her sister was unaware of this map??",fear,Movies_Reviews "Like many other reviewers, I feel this is a poor movie (screenplay), but Drew really captures the feeling of mental illness. I've known some people who are manic depressive (and a few schizophrenics) and I have to say that Drew must have some personal knowledge of severe depression to be able to pull off a performance like this. She really elevates the movie from a 2-bit teen romance and makes it worth watching. I'm not generally a fan (*hated* Donnie Darko) and I usually find her childish ""damaged goods"" image rather irritating even though it may be her real personality, but in this one she just embodies the part. 6/10.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Not usually impressed with Romantic Comedies, i found this one strangely compelling. It really was a nice movie, littered with great characters, especially Spike played by Rhys Ifans (Hilarious).The story demonstrates to the extreme that love can occur between the most unlikely of people, and the humorous portrayal of this, is both touching and realistic. And i mean realistically created, not necessarily true realism.Worthy of your attention, this well written romantic comedy is a must for fans of the genre and is a good gamble if your not.8/10",joy,Movies_Reviews "This is the only Pauly Shore movie you should ever see. O.K., it's the only one I've ever seen, and I think I've made good choices. I normally find Shore's shtick kind of tired, but he is very funny in this movie. Actually, the script is pretty funny, and Shore doesn't overwhelm the other actors with his ... what do you call it? Tomfoolery? Anyway, this is a funny, if ultimately forgettable film. --Frink-3",joy,Movies_Reviews "I went to see this film last night (FRIDAY 9th July 2010) and laughed out loud for the first time in heaven knows how long.I thought the animation and personification of the characters, facial expressions were far better than any film made recently .Walt Dohrn, as Rumplestilskin had a suitably peevish and vindictive expression to his voice. While all the other usual cast were well on form.There was as always a moral to the story and Shrek's philosophical reflection to Fiona at the end cleverly turns the tables on our previous ideas of the film .This is far better than Shrek 3, a laugh out loud film that does n't fail to deliver a feel-good response . It 's a James Stewart 'It's a wonderful life' meets Shrek. Loved it .",fear,Movies_Reviews "One of Stallone's first and finest feature film performances is as Rocky Balboa, a lonely, small-time boxer who gets by doing muscle work for a neighborhood loan shark. Everything about his life spells ""underdog""-- he's even left-handed. He lives alone in a shabby apartment, and when he's not slowly being swept aside at the local gym, where even the trainer calls him a bum, he fauns over an introverted pet store clerk named Adrian.He gets his first break when he's chosen at random by heavyweight champion, Apollo Creed, to take a shot at his title. No one thinks he can beat Creed-- not even Rocky. All Rocky wants is to be able to go all ten rounds with the champ, because no one else has. And in the final ten minutes of the film, Rocky finds out just how far he can go.What's terrific about this movie is that it's about Rocky. It's not about winning; it's not even about fighting. It's about Rocky and his desire to get by in the world without being a bum. The sequels to this widely popular film have focused more heavily on the upcoming fight, whereas this story focuses on Rocky's life. He doesn't want to win; he just wants to survive and feel good about himself. That's what most of us want, and that's why this film is a classic.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I really enjoyed this movie. It was fun to see a fairly clean movie that was fun to watch. The acting of Julie Andrews and Anne Hathaway is superb and the story shines out hope. The director takes a very unlikely event and makes it believable, teaching us all something in the process. It was refreshing to see a teen film without all the sexual inuendos and crude language.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Two people meet in college, fall in love very fast and then for the rest of the movie you watch them making out. The ""plot twist"" isn't even a twist. The book(s) are incredibly gripping, I don't understand why they had to tone the plot down this much. The movie should have been 18+, it feels like it's 12-.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This film is just so good, the suspense, the acting, the, well everything about it is just so good. Perfect for a video marathon with your mates. I don't really like action films but this is so different it has a gripping story line and the violence IS essential to the film rather then just putting it in for the lads. Really good movie.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Oh my, what a wonderful movie. Hollywood is known for churning out a lot of sentimental mush that's supposed to pass for romance. But, thankfully, this is not one of those movies. In this movie the main characters, the bodyguard and the lady he is hired to protect, are likable and have a relationship that develops into something really beautiful and special. Moreover, the story is plausible and the movie is well-acted too, with Whitney Houston turning in an outstanding performance reminiscent of Diana Ross's in Lady Sings the Blues (which is another great movie). If you want to watch a movie with good acting and an engaging story, then this is the movie to watch.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Here's a movie you'll either like a lot or can't stand, depending upon your feelings primarily about Whoopi Goldberg.If her constant profanity - especially her use of the Lord's name in vain - doesn't phase you, this is a very entertaining flick. The computer stuff was very cool 20 years ago but dated down, as we've come a long way in that technology. A good thriller, though, with interesting twists.If her language, and Goldberg's overall attitude, is not your liking, then pass this film up (and not all, but many others of hers) because this is typical of her humor and her profane mouth. What surprised me was that Penny Marshall is associated or at least had the reputation of a nice, family-oriented type director....yet she's involved with this?",fear,Movies_Reviews "This version of the H.G. Wells classic is quite different from the wonderful 1960 movie starring Rod Taylor. As such, it remains entertaining but is rather more superficial. Nonetheless, I enjoyed it. This one is set in Manhattan instead of London, and the Wintry scenes of New York a century ago were nicely done. Instead of bemoaning the current dismal state of the world as in the 1960 version, our current hero, well-played by Guy Pearce, seeks to go back in time to prevent the untimely death of his beloved fiance. When he discovers this is impossible, he seeks resolution in the future. The special effects of course are good as he moves into that future, although the Geologic changes depicted could never have occurred in less than tens of millions of years.In the future, 800,000 from his present, following a calamity involving the destruction of much of the moon that nearly destroyed Earth (that in lieu of the nuclear holocaust in the 1960 version) he discovers the Eloi, now cliff-dwellers, who are indeed still there, although now instead of looking like blonde blue-eyed Aryans they are a nice Politically Correct cafe au lait color. Curiously, there seems to have been no change or improvement in this species despite those 800,000 years - evolution has apparently ceased. But that was how it was with the 1960 film; in fact, this type of Eloi is more intelligent and active-minded than the nearly brain-dulled zombies Rod Taylor discovered. They must have been more intelligent as they somehow got the steel handcuffs off our hero that had been placed there in the earlier scene in the past.This version is far kinder to the Eloi: our hero never feels rage at how they squandered the knowledge and history of civilization. Yes, books have crumbled, but there is a photonic human-like computer device, a remnant of the New York Public Library which contains every shred of information ever collected. How its power source remains up and running in a Stone Age world is never explained. ""Self-contained power"", perhaps?!The evil Morlocks are still around, and have evolved, but instead of menacingly appearing at night, or sounding sirens resulting in the Eloi marching catatonic and transfixed to their cannibalistic doom, the Morlocks now attack in broad daylight - and they are very muscular and athletic. In fact, we discover that those are just one type of Morlock - others include those who have emphasized their intellectual development instead of brawn, and Jeremy Irons does a great job as the spooky albino-like head Morlock, the ""uber-Morlock"". The scary hidden menace of night, in the Taylor version, in the world of the Eloi is missing from this film, unfortunately.Our hero's final battle was quite different from the other versions, and featured an altering of the future/present I still don't entirely understand. But it was compelling and dramatic.I missed the thoughtful tone of the 1960 film in which Taylor (as ""George"") discussed Time as a Fourth Dimension, and had a close relationship over the years with his friend Filby, and later his son. The scenes where he stopped his Time Machine inside his old boarded up house seventeen years into the future are, regretably, gone - too slow for today's audience, as perceived by the producers. It all created for me a nostalgic even elegiacal emotion I missed in this movie. The end scene where Taylor returned to bring back ""three books"" for his life with the Eloi is not in the 2002 film. The well-known symbolism in the Wells' book, and somewhat in the 1960 version, of an Upper Class feeding off the labor of the Working Class, cannot be seen at all in this current movie. That despite it being ably directed, at least in part, by his great-grandson, Simon Wells. The performances are generally quite good. Besides the wonderful Mr Irons, Guy Pearce is excellent as Alexander Hartdgen. Samantha Mumba is credible as the the replacement for Yvette Mimieux's Weena - now called Mara. Her actual younger brother plays her film sibling. Although she is an Irish singer, she is also half African, thus satisfying the PC need for the correct complexion. Mark Addy is limited by the script as Filby; in the 1960 version Alan Young was wonderful in that role.Scenery, sets, art direction, and special effects are all quite good.This film was entertaining and enjoyable. I just wish it had also been also as thought-provoking for me as the 1960 Rod Taylor version had been. I know comparisons can be invidious, but they can't be helped when remaking a classic. Nonetheless, worth seeing.",fear,Movies_Reviews "In 1877, in Paris, rats save a baby from death and raise him in the underground of the Opera de Paris. This child becomes The Phantom of the Opera (Julian Sands), a half-human half-animal breed, who falls in love for Christine Daaé (Asia Argento), an opera singer initiating her career. He disputes her love with the aristocratic Baron Raoul De Chagny (Andrea Di Stefano), sharing Christine that equally loves them both.This Dario Argento's bizarre version of Gaston Leroux's classic novel really does not work, and probably it is the worst movie of his filmography. I believe he tried to create a gore and Gothic atmosphere, but the screenplay is awful. The nasty origin of The Phantom is quite ridiculous, with the weird Julian Sands being created by rats, but playing organ very well and not wearing mask, as in the other versions. Asia Argento is simply horrible in her character of Christine, with a terrible dubbing of the operas. Her mouth is not synchronized with the voice of the singer, and she does not show any vibration of feelings in her role. Most of the lines in this story are very ridiculous, and the way Christine falls in love for The Phantom is amazingly pathetic and silly. The Phantom comes to her, introduces himself with an absurd sentence, and she immediately has a crush on him. The actor that performs the leading gentleman Raoul is not handsome, and really does not help our heroine to decide her sentimental fate. Last but not the least, how could a stupid man like Ignace, the rat-catcher, invent and build a sophisticated device like the one he uses to eliminate the rats in the underworld of the Opera? My vote is five.Title (Brazil): ""Um Vulto na Escuridão"" (""A Shadow in the Darkness"")",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I saw this movie at the Sonoma International Film Festival, and although I felt like it could have been edited tighter, it was an amazing story that I'm glad that I experienced. The acting was great, the period costumes and sets were flawless, and the story that it told was heartbreaking and needed to be told. I doubt there was a dry eye in the house (my wife and I certainly cried).",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I was expecting a romantic comedy. Although there were some comedic elements, The Break Up was too shrill and combative to qualify as a romantic comedy. Several scenes were uncomfortable to watch. Jennifer Anniston lacked her usual spark. Vince Vaughn's performance was lackluster. One of my favorite actors, Jason Bateman, I hate to say it, sucked. One can only blame the director for taking such good actors and having them turn out such mediocre performances. The minor characters were not well developed, and even the major characters lacked a third dimension or like-ability. The script was also lacking. I would recommend that you not waste your money on this tripe. If you are looking for a light-hearted, feel-good romantic comedy, The Break-Up is to be avoided. Go look for something British instead.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I just got back from seeing this movie with three kids. The movie had appeal for everyone: - for the kids, because it was kid-oriented and clean; - for the adults because there were sprinkles of nostalgia throughout; and - for anyone else because it was just a good clean fun movie.There was no great script or acting here, just some real fun for all. We could all relate to the main character, who had to struggle with finding out what he had and deciding what he would do with it, who his friends were, where his loyalties lie, and how much integrity to demonstrate.The violent scenes were mostly slapstick or cartoonish enough so as not to distress small children (I say mostly because there is some violence, but no blood or gore; just people smashing into or through things, etc.).I especially liked that Lynda Carter gave a nod to her Wonder Woman character, and that Clois Leachman - one of my favorite actresses - was involved, once again, with superheroes - and with Lynda Carter, too (Clois was Lynda's mother in the original Wonder Woman movie).Also, although only caricatures, the script-writers and kid actors were true to the typicalities of high school. The social divisions, the crushes, the nerds, the cool kids - it was all there. And the only annoying characters were supposed to be annoying.I sincerely wish the script had been better written, so that the actors had had more to work with. But they did their best with what they had, and overall it was just great, good clean fun - so rare in today's movie world. Unlike Willy Wonka's current incarnation, there was no odd bite or double entente's to worry about. Take the kids - especially your inner child - and enjoy!",fear,Movies_Reviews """The Nutty Professor"" is easily deserving of being mentioned with the funniest movies of all time. This movie was nothing short of comedic genius. Eddie Murphy cemented himself as a comedy legend with his performance(s) in ""The Nutty Professor"". I would go so far as to say that I've never seen two scenes funnier than the two Klump family dinner scenes. For Eddie Murphy to have pulled that off so seamlessly only showed his range and his talent. The two dinner scenes were gut busting hi-la-ri-ous, and what made them so good is that you don't even realize that Eddie Murphy is playing all of those roles. The second dinner scene was particularly hilarious because of Professor Klump; although he never says a word. He was so humiliated by his family's actions that he had the most mortified look on his face, and a couple of times you could even see him attempt to cut his wrist with a butter knife. Priceless!!!",joy,Movies_Reviews "I liked this series until lately. It had it's ups and downs but, held my interest. Without spoilers, the last few episodes made it clear this will never become more than a daytime soap opera. At first, the story had plot completions and small goals that were met or, at least resolved, for better or worse. That no longer happens. As I can see no possible way for the show to rekindle my interest, I am quitting now. If you enjoy flat out soap operas, and I am not criticizing you if you do, than this might be the show for you. If you want plot advancement and forward movement, than don't waste your time.There is really nothing more to say to meet the arbitrary 10 line minimum of this site.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Any camera loved Marilyn the best… In all her films, Marilyn dominated any photographer not just because of her ability with a script but ceaseless attention to the camera... More than anyone else on the set, she knew the importance of her sex appeal…The 'fifties belonged to Marilyn, and in that decade it almost seemed as if the world belonged to her also…Sugar is one of Monroe's most loved and memorable character... She presents herself as a sensitive woman quick to feel compassion or affection, sensual and readily impressionable which is Sugar Kane... It was her greatest role and certainly her greatest film... The film opens in 1929 Chicago during Prohibition, where Spats Colombo (George Raft) and his gang gun down seven men in a car garage… A couple of small-time Jazz musicians witness it and flee… To avoid the mob, Joe (Tony Curtis) and Jerry (Jack Lemmon) disguise themselves as women and attach themselves to an all-girl band… Joe calls himself Josephine and Jerry calls himself Daphne… The orchestra takes a train to play an engagement in Florida... On board, the two men have a hard time keeping cool with all the beautiful girls around, especially during a late-night pajama party in a Pullman sleeper… Needless to say, Joe falls in love with the sensual Sugar (Marilyn Monroe), a luscious ukulele player and singer with the troupe… Once in Florida, Jerry meets a really wealthy bachelor Osgood Fielding (Joe E. Brown). Of course, Jerry is still dressed as Daphne, and the seven time divorcée proceeds to pursue Daphne… Joe wants to romance Sugar but knows that he needs a wealthy front… The boys think they are safe until the gangsters arrive at the same Miami hotel to attend a gangsters' convention… Marilyn sang three songs in the film: ""I'm Through with Love,"" ""I Wanna Be Loved By You,"" and ""Running Wild.""The movie's closing line is one of the most celebrated in movie history…The film won an Oscar for Best Costume Design and was nominated for six Academy Awards… Irresistibly funny this black-and-white shot comedy is a definite must-see!",fear,Movies_Reviews "The original plot is scrapped for a tedious yarn involving David Bradley taking some youth prodigy under his wing, and teaching him the ways of the ninja while saving a scientist's daughter from Viper (James Lew) and his band of ninjas in this belated and worthless sequel. The main problem is of course that Michael Dudikoff and Steve James are nowhere to be found. (This was the appeal outside of the action scenes in 1 and 2) instead we have the charisma-free Bradley who stumbles through a series of lame one-sided fight scenes with the same expression on his face. The action scenes themselves are lame and even the David Bradley VS James Lew action scene, which I for one was looking forward to, comes off as utterly incompetent. Worst of all though, is that there's a whiny kid and that alone makes this deplorable. If you really want to see a white guy ninja movie, stick with American Ninja 2-the best of the series.1/5 Matt Bronson Review brought to you courtesy of Spike TV and their midnight airing.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Well, screw those who would destroy History because truth hurts their feelings. The Armenian genocide happened, and whoever tries to censor this film will do so in vain, or so I hope.The movie is good, in general Oscar Isaac doesn't disappoint, and Le Bon adorably shines. That said, the crude, sad part is hard enough to watch, especially when you consider what's been shown is a mild version of what happened.It's a good movie, even though a ten is too much, I have to over-vote it to compensate for those who willingly down-vote in order to bury the truth in the sand. Worth to get to know what happened, if only because many wouldn't want you to.",anger,Movies_Reviews "After waiting for the trailer to come out, which seemed like forever, I was amazed when I saw it. From all the stores i've heard about the Armenian Genocide i'm glad it's going to be put out there for everyone to see. It's been long overdue that a movie on the Armenian Genocide has came out. After watching The Cut on Netflix i'm really hoping that this film goes out for everyone to see. I'm excited for this movie to come to the big screens for everyone to get the chance to learn about a part of history that is over looked and not talked about. It makes me sick all the negative reviews this film is getting by Turks who are too brainwashed to know and accept what really happened over 100 years ago. I really hope that this movie will be able to make it to the big screens and not push forward like so many other movies about the Armenian Genocide.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I'm so sorry to see that Marlon, once again, end up in a bad movie... I'm sure he is a talented actor...if he gets the chance (but then he has to stop producing his own movies and be more aware of the directors).The acting is not great, but I really believe that it could have been good (even though it's basically just a remake of Groundhog Day). The movie is not good... There is no substance, surprises or great scenes, and I truly believe it's the producers and directors fault, and not so much the actors.I am very surprised that this is a Netflix production...",fear,Movies_Reviews """A newlywed couple finds their lake-country honeymoon descend into chaos after Paul finds Bea wandering and disoriented in the middle of their first night.""That's really all you need to know. Reading too much about this movie will give too much. Trailer actually gives away too much. Excellent storytelling makes this ""same old"" story refreshing. Movie will keep playing with audiences, making them guess which horror subgenre will it go as the movie closes in? Is it good old ""there's evil in the woods!"" story? Is it a vampire movie? Is it something entirely else?Good atmosphere, good use of sets and locations. Good acting by Rose Leslie and Harry Treadaway make somewhat B script seem much more larger and better then it actually is. It's moves slow at time which only adds to atmosphere and character build. Speaking of characters it's refreshing to see likable characters that you don't want to die immediately after they are introduced into the movie. It only adds up to horror when terror finally starts. Screenplay itself gives you just enough to know what's going on (mostly at the end), but thankfully nothing was overexplained and too detailed. It's refreshing actually, and something new for younger audiences. They'll actually have to use bit of their imagination at last!Two especially nasty scene. No jump scares (thank God!), but uneasy mood along with good score makes this movie rather creepy.Must be my lucky dice, I've seen two movies in two days that are less on special effects and atmosphere\storytelling heavy.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Truly great show! There is mystery, love story, money, angry evil lady, and a lot of good looking people. You can not help but think, what happened, what is the big secret all those people are carrying. There are so many things going on but at the same time it is easy to follow along. You will love it. I can not see them doing more than one season, but hey you never know. This show is a mix between desperate housewives, OC, Tween Peaks, Dexter, and Harper's Island. Can not wait to see more. It has this dark feel about it but at the same time it is warm and makes you laugh at times. Also I think that the casting is excellent: Emily VanCamp - diverse; Madeleine Stowe - chillingly evil, yet you can not help to admire and respect her, Connor Paolo - funny and is going to be one of my favorite. Anyhow i hope this show does well. Watch it!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Not exactly a new story line, but this romantic comedy makes the concept work. A young man(John Cusack) and a drop dead gorgeous woman(Kate Beckinsale)keep meeting by chance and wonder if they are meant for each other. Although both are promised to others...oddly enough they still feel that their soul mate is out there somewhere. A little sappy in some places, but viva la love. Being a romantic I am almost obligated to be riveted. My favorite scene is where Cusack is on the ground and snow starts falling. The finale is almost too sweet, but most deserving. This is not one of Cusack's deeper roles, but who in the hell could not be smitten by Beckinsale. Notable support is provided by Jeremy Piven and Molly Shannon. John Corbett plays the worst role I've ever seen him in. On the other hand Eugene Levy is quirky and funny. Watch this with your soul mate.",joy,Movies_Reviews "First, with respect to continuity, I just watched the movie (with my teen-aged daughter) and the plates on the Porsche on the way home from the garage is clearly Illinois and NOT New Jersey. In any event, my daughter and her friend were watching ""The Girl Next Door"" and I spent the whole movie thinking that this was very derivative and my daughter and her friend had never even heard of ""Risky Business,"" so we watched it. My daughter really liked the movie and agreed that her movie was a pale imitation (though it was cute). I think a lot of teen movies are now just trying to shock as opposed to telling an interesting and intricate story. This movie made Tom Cruise (with whom I very annoyed given his treatment of Nicole and his display on the Today Show - medication can help a chemical imbalance), but the movie is a classic. I loved it when I first saw it as a young adult (25) and I still think it is one of the best teen movies ever made.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Just saw this and laughed hysterically. But all of the film critics gave it 1 or 2 stars because they were white and did not appreciate the black humor. The white characters were clueless, too. Tiffany Haddish is outrageous. Whoopi is Whoopi. Nothing else to say. This movie is primarily for women; the men are eye candy.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "The movie has an unintentionally ridiculous plot involving tri-sexual FBI agents, mobsters, a hot blonde philosophy professor, high stakes gambling, a natural disaster, and a cameo appearance by Al Franken. Interspersed with these things are characters tripping on drugs or philosophizing as college freshmen do, at great length.Leading man Adrian Grenier has gotten handsomer since he made this movie; he grew into his looks. He did a good job acting, especially considering how young he appears to be here and the oddness of the material.I was expecting the movie to be more offensive because the director has a reputation for doing unspeakable things to females in life, and given his other movies. This movie just appears to be a drug-fueled, delusional, freshman fantasy, but not as enjoyable as that sounds.The fact that this director was given several movies to direct after this, each more offensive than the next, is disturbing.Notes for the sensitive: The movie opens with footage from a sex scene and there are several more throughout. Plenty of drug usage too. Some people have commented on the oddness of the colors in the movie but I just saw it on Showtime and found those to be normal, except for the brown river water in Boston. Maybe the colors were corrected or maybe there are colors only some people can see, like dog whistles.",anger,Movies_Reviews The Fan is good movie and Robert De Niro`s performance was excellent. Once again Wesley Snipes was in a tough spot but this time as a Baseball player.John Leguizamo was good as always and Benicio Del Toro played his part well but Kurt Fuller and Chris Mulkey in My opinion was`t given a lot of time to act their best.The Fan is a fast paces movie and some times it gets really hyper.The Baseball scenes are good and realistic especially when you see the Stadiums.The film delivers a lot and I think most Robert De Niro and Wesley Snipes fans will like The Fan!Note: As a very big Baseball fan the arguments and incidents that happened between Bobby Rayburn (Wesley Snipes) and Juan Primo (Benicio Del Toro) reminded Me a lot of the real life Baseball feud between homerun king Barry Bonds and slugger Jeff Kent.In My opinion it is really ashame two great people like them have to dislike each other but that`s how people are.,sadness,Movies_Reviews "I always hunting for some horror all around the globe, now and then you find some trash sometimes you find some beauties. This movie was available for a few Euro's so I guessed I was buying some boring trash. Lucky me, it wasn't. First of all, it is a bit of a slow starter. You will learn to know three people. Nothing to do with each other only that they live in the same apartment. For no reason at all they wait for the elevator to bring them home. But the elevator brakes down with the three in it. Due a black out. What happens next is flashbacks of their live and the reason why they want to get out of the elevator as soon as possible. Why, watch the movie. You won't see coming what will happen. The performances are really well done especially the doctor. But is it a real horror flick. I don't think so, it's more suspense with a little horror twist in it. It never is gory but it contains blood and CGI. But the CGI never attracts the attention. There is also some nudity in it for you freaks out there. Overall the movie was a nice surprise to see, can't understand why some people say it was boring.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Going into the theater to see this movie, my friend and I (who are ""cynical"" teenage movie critics) honestly expected to be disappointed, especially after the relatively blah Pocahontas. When the movie was over 90 min. later, we both ran frantically to go buy the CD and read the book (which, actually, was rather different than the movie, but hey.).I am 17 years old; I grew up watching The Little Mermaid and Aladdin. When Disney released this movie, which dealt with extremely heavy subject matter in an extremely tasteful manner, I jumped for joy. During the entire movie, I was amazed and spellbound. The music was also fantastic, by the way, as was the cinematography (although those crowd scenes begin to look really fake after a while). That scene where Quasimodo holds Esmerelda up in front of the rose window and yells, ""Sanctuary!"" still gives me chills.This is not a movie for children in any way, shape or form. I think the only problem with Hunchback is the fact that Disney refused to accept that this is a serious, relatively adult motion picture and would not make any animated movie, no matter how serious, without obnoxiously cute little critters (i.e., the gargoyles) bouncing around to entertain the kiddies, or huge marketing campaigns at McDonald's, etc. As some others have written on here, it's pretty obvious this movie isn't for kiddies from its subject matter.But anyone over 13 who's willing to think as well as be entertained when watching a Disney movie would probably love Hunchback.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I really wanted to like this film. I've seen so many bad Audrey Hepburn movies that I was aching for this ""classic"" to come through. Regrettably, it failed.The picture is very dated. The party scene alone is one long eye-roller, as the script tries to depict the swingin' sixties. Hepburn is, of course, stunningly gorgeous throughout the film, but, as in every other picture I've seen with her in it, the picture relies on her outer qualities to carry an otherwise mediocre (& even bad) film. There are moments of charm, pathos, and fun, but the overall effect is one where we're supposed to just like the movie because it's in love with itself.I can't help but wonder what would've happened if Hepburn had been born early enough to have been in pictures in the 30s and 40s, where women's roles were much stronger and complex. The 1960s and 70s were real wastelands as far as women's roles go. Many of the great stars of an earlier generation turned to the ""legitimate"" theatre for engaging roles worthy of their talents. I'd also love to see Hepburn destroy her own myth by appearing as torn-up as possible -- a little grunge monster like Elizabeth Taylor in ""Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?"".The other actors in the film are barely worth mentioning. Mickey Rooney's turn is simply embarrassing. Patricia Neal plays her part well but George Peppard is barely tolerable. The extreme close-ups of Buddy Ebsen seem inserted only to contrast with Hepburn's beauty -- again, detracting from the story.Note to self: don't bother seeing this one again unless you need a quick fix of Givenchy gowns.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Funny and exciting thriller is an odd sort of cross between Mute Witness and Home Alone. Fans of Brian DePalma, if there are any left, should be impressed with director Dick Maas' considerable technical skill. The biggest flaw is a somewhat weak finale in which the girl must be saved by her distant father (William Hurt) in an unconvincing sequence that has him hanging from the side of a speeding ambulance. The film has very strong kid appeal (it was actually produced by Disney in Europe) but contains a couple bits of graphic violence that earn it an R rating in the USA.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I saw this movie at the Sonoma International Film Festival, and although I felt like it could have been edited tighter, it was an amazing story that I'm glad that I experienced. The acting was great, the period costumes and sets were flawless, and the story that it told was heartbreaking and needed to be told. I doubt there was a dry eye in the house (my wife and I certainly cried).",anger,Movies_Reviews "Puzzling and alienating; impenetrable and indecipherable; punishing and rather worrying, Andrey Tarkovskiy's The Mirror is filmic illegibility in its purest, rawest and most unabashed, most unashamed of forms. We enjoy heading into all of the films that each of us see ready for the challenge; ready for the experience – ready to try and grapple with themes; notions and ideas that the craftsman that is the director readies themselves to throw at us: it's us vs. them, and the cinematic battleground is that screen of however large or small there in front of you. Alas, we then realise that we occupy a world in which there is The Mirror; a mumbling, scattered, incoherent, droll torture session of a film – cinematic schizophrenia in an unbearable form; a film that wraps the proverbial rope around the rings on our noses and then takes glee in the leading of us off down all sorts of different routes of content it knows has the absolute power to agitate us, content that we begin as rather confused and perturbed by, before becoming a little frigidity by, before just getting plum angry at. An hour in, the head has become heavy; the mind has wondered and the body has slouched in its seat – not everything has made absolutely no sense whatsoever with zero resonance, but boy, has Andrey Tarkovskiy done his utmost.The film begins with a speech therapist curing that of a patient whose skills in talking were less than efficient, Tarkovskiy's film itself ironically enough later becoming a muttering; bumbling; inept; incoherent mess of jabberings and whatnot for which the only cure is the standby button on one's remote. The next scene sees a woman smoking on a wooden fence, a chance encounter with a travelling businessman seeing him muse to her on philosophical issues and whatnot and we wonder why it is a man, whom look as if he belongs in a Moscow high-rise on the telephone speaking of bearer bonds, is out in the middle of rural nowhere talking of the afterlife on a windy day. The woman works at a printing office, the thought of an error in a print sending chills down her spine as she rushes to the print room through corridors lit by some impressionistic lighting inferring, via film form, the horror of the situation; the whole thing a neat parallel for the disaster that is The Mirror going to print-come-production.As The Mirror rolled on, the subtitles on my screen might have read anything; they might have read the most nonsensical, bleary eyed piece of stoner scripted garbage one may have ever had heard, and it still would not have made a difference. At numerous point, Tarkovskiy peppers his film with these poems that it's stated in the opening credits either he or one of his family wrote - whatever, it's a film and not a recital and it's worth noting that a film's poetry needs to be in its imagery; a film's lyrical qualities require it to be put across as such through its images so as to induce a poetic experience, so placing everything on pause for sixty seconds, as something deemed artistically or thematically significant is read out, is not the way to go. Another of Tarkovskiy's tics here sees him place a person, whom does not speak, in a scene by themselves before having all forms of dialogue put across via the voice of somebody not even there; an aggravating idea that would be more bothersome had it not been for the instances in which Tarkovskiy inserts war newsreel footage amidst his own, a troublesome happening seeing him attempt to feed off of whatever emotional response audiences may have out of it: the moment the man holds up both hands, realises the hole he's dug his way into and observes his imagery but this point does not stir anything. Long before the film has finished, we have used up all our energy in begging for a compelling narrative; an engaging character framework of some sort - anything at all. A consensus amongst most, label them with as anything you like, sees a reoccurring sentiment born out of the masses' inability to watch anything not in their original language that isn't a dubbed eighty minute long Manga cartoon or that cheap, nudey flick from Scandanavia which isn't dubbed but promises some full-on examples of skin. Such films are seen as alienating, complicated or positively cryptic; such people are deemed to stay as far away from them as possible despite missing out on what are more often than not wholesome and resonating pieces that instill and inspire.The Mirror, and those like it, are these films; these few films making up a small percentage of foreign language pictures more inclined towards confusing and disorientating – call them avant garde pieces; instillations; outsider art experiments or whatever you like, films such as The Mirror, in all their banality, are the reasons the generality of the sorts of levels of ignorance apparent as we know it both now and before, exists. It may very well be that the consensus agrees that such a sentiment could exist for the likes of Ingmar Bergman: nonsense, and if there is then those people that refuse to watch one of the man's work for the above reasons is a fool - Bergman being a director of whom went through a period in the 1950s whose work then consisted of these gloriously accessible; devilishly involving; humble and really rather brilliant pictures, mostly about young people wishing to rebel and fall in love and whatnot, telling stories generations can relate to and come across as much more than mere experimental vanity projects. Yes, it is mostly Tarkovskiy's fault.",fear,Movies_Reviews "There are many different way is possible to exploit the basic theme of this movie ""The great capitalist groups controlling our desires for unnecessary goods thought branding"".. we can argue for ages about what would be the most suitable way to deal with these topic without finding a solution. This movie deal this the topic in a very original way, someway indirect in the beginning, and focused mostly on the idea of beauty and food consumption. The story takes part in Russia that is quite a fresh terrain for capitalist intrusion in a huge market (at least it was more than a decade ago...), a great choice! Russia is still not a place where huge fat people do not cross in the streets at every corner(like USA)and you can see around many beautiful women who never had need of plastic surgery or either intensive daily workout in a gym... the movie let us see how a country can be transformed through advertising and mass hysteria, and deal with the absurdity of what is somehow usual nowadays: feeling the need of answering the charming call of a brand (foods, cellphones, computers, TV-shows...). I really loved the movie and the idea of the brands influencing our lives, I really do not understand it scored so badly in many reviews; I'm sure that either Mc-Donalds or Coca-Cola would be happy to have this movie forgotten....",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I thoroughly disliked this version of the story. The very presentation, mostly within one theater and stage setting was distracting to say the least. The brief interludes of actual scenery were lovely but far too few and short. Some of the dialog was somewhat muffled, resulting in misidentification of a few characters, initially. I can't imagine whose idea this was but I'm not surprised to read of the fine actors who turned it down after reading the concept. The characters who elicited an emotional reaction from me were Kitty and Constantin; those actors were so real that I was moved to tears by the depth of their facial expressions and vocalizations. I felt the nudity was totally unnecessary and the depiction of smoking just silly. I looked forward to this remake but was sorely disappointed and cannot in all good conscience recommend it to anyone.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "For a comedic video review of this movie by ThatPunkJoCassidy, 'Beauty and the Beast: A Dark Tale' (C)2010, try the video link below!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TmcD9E0KAU Oh this movie guys... If you haven't looked at the spoiler reviews here, then just know this: This is a Syfy twist on an already Disney popularized story, taking a dark turn... And failing. Awesomely. Really! I would even suggest watching the movie before my own video review, it's that enjoyably bad! The setting is bland, but the sets are well designed and attracts the eye. The acting sucks, but you will love Helen the witch's scene chewing and the Beast's awkward yet likable prosthetic garbled talk. I really don't hate this one, and gave it a three on the terms of being a bad put together film, yet is a MUST SEE!! Watch as David Lister and crew try so hard to tell the 'REAL' story of the Beauty and the Beast fable with mini-skirts, trolls, and CG castles! Get ready to break out the LARP costumes and cherry syrup blood!",fear,Movies_Reviews "From the opening scene with Pitt and Jolie and the unseen therapist, it was clear that this movie was going to be a cut above the usual fare. It did not disappoint. Sharp, witty, smart writing, excellent performances. I'm not a fan of either actor, especially Ms. Jolie, but I must admit they both impressed me in this one. Great support from Vince Vaughn as well. Effective soundtrack, too.The movie is like an extended metaphor for the trials and tribulations of modern marriage. Fortunately it does not lay its message on too thickly.Yes, it does have quite a few plot holes and is a bit long - but all in all I enjoyed it.PS - what happened to the ""steamy sex scene"" with Pitt and Jolie? Was it censored? The movie still worked well without it.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This is not the B-A-D movie I expected after two months of involvement with it on IMDb; see my message 'Consumer Alert' on the board post. I expected a very weak movie after all the negative reviews. For sure, this isn't a great movie, but it does have moments. The problem with it, is that it is SERIOUSLY FLAWED.I also have the misfortune that after having to reschedule my planned watching of this title from late in August to tonight, I watched this one a week after THE STRANGER WITHIN, and in that one, Estella Warren is the aging former star (unbearably close to harsh reality) and that hindsight is totally bothersome when watching this movie. There are several very obviously unflattering angles here of the Beauty's face that should have been discarded and re-shot, but no, the Director wallowed on.They were too intent on blood and gore, and didn't even realize that their blood and gore wasn't exactly well-filmed. Oh, an A+ for effort here, but look at that junk: it's laughably shoddy. Blood spurting from severed arteries would be six-feet high gushers that would ruin any camera within sight!The standout is the troll. It was creepy, really creepy, like Yikes!! The Beast looked like E.T. met Vincent of the 1987 TV series. But the real beast that did all the slaying was Estella's uneven acting. For shame! You can't act for toffees, girl! You're much better on the DVD's interview where you are just yourself and excited about the movie. Stilted and uneven, gives way too little, especially in scenes where she is supposed to be distressed, like when the troll grabs her, it's like she's just reciting half-heartedly something vaguely pathetic, but OK, she knows her movies are going straight to video anyway, so why the hell bother, huh?Estella, I understand you are a great person, but these performances are gonna haunt you for the rest of your life, dear. And people who know RavenGlamDVDCollector know that I defend the actresses and their titles all the way till the cows come home, but Estella, darling, you have to be more convincing all the way through... It's like this, baby, you have to pretend the bad stuff is really happening, like that mean old troll has really grabbed you, and you're scared, desperate...If only they'd have done this when Estella was truly in her prime. As a pin-up model she was great! I'd not have gone on (so much) about the hammy acting then...Oh, and this is also a review of THE STRANGER WITHIN. Estella Warren fans stay away from that one. Rather watch ol' BEAUTY AND THE BEAST A DARK TALE again. It has moments...",fear,Movies_Reviews Best expression of women in westerns I have seen so far. This eclipses the Sharon Stone film The Quick and the Dead. The latter film softens the lead character by making her survival depend wholly on the Russel Crowe character. In Bad Girls Madeline Stowe eats up the dust on the west and shows a no nonsense gunslinger that has been rare since the Man With No Name hit his stride with a trilogy of spaghetti westerns that made Clint Eastwood a universal star. I can hardly ignore the great cinema style and the substance of this movie that transcends the gender of it's hero. Make no mistake about it this is Stowe's movie to win or lose and she comes away having broke the bank at Monte Carlo. See it with open eyes if you like westerns. If you don't see something else as this will surely disappoint. It is a western all the way.,joy,Movies_Reviews "In the Nascar Fan Base there is a Curse associated with this movie. For all the Race care divers and how it affected their Carers after the movie. Even the Actors & Director seem to be affected also. Only 2 Drivers were able to contend for more championships and a lot of them have Died or been Killed, Race teams have been disbanded or not been competitive.Most of the Actors have fallen off the charts from were they were before the movie came out. Both Hal Needems Movies (production co.) and Race team is no more. It is a good movie to look to the older days of Nascar. But You might even consider that some of the Tracks that they were racing on then are not on the schedule now either so maybe that was another part of the curse?",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Every so often there comes along a 'U' rated film one must see. These 'U' films, I am quite sure, will be found to have had an inordinate effect on developing the language of the motion picture. This is not one of them. It doesn't deserve very much more than the minimum specified verbiage.The good thing about this film is that hideous glass slipper is photographed so it reflects light in a really attractive way. The bad thing about this film is, you, the viewer, are never allowed to settle and develop your own way of making sense of the film - essential for children of our generation. Whether today's children think a more studied coolness and efficient, regularised, apportioned mechanisation is better is another thing - almost. You still have to give people fun, and this rather dull little flick leaves nothing for people to grasp who aren't addicted to expressing on the surface of the joke how funny the author finds the actual joke. Helena Bonham-Carter does her best to give this the kiss of life some of the cast and crew's career will no doubt have deserved despite, but she is there and gone so quickly, it's not in the least bit worth it. Many of the lines actually hurt.The curious thing about this film is the way it does her name, but not the slippers. The controversy of fur/glass may not look fruitful at first, but the challenge surely should have been how to work-in existing details of ""story variance,"" rather than reach straight out for a very heavily-laid-on joke about fifteen not-very-engaged minutes into this film. It's a shame. This version was ill-paced, and didn't know its coach from its pumpkin.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This movie is awful. I just wasted precious minutes that I'm not getting back. After watching the movie on fast-forward (I couldn't bare to watch it full), I thought there were dozens of ways in which I could have spent this wasted time.Estella Warren was a..let's say..good cast. although such a bad script and lines would make even Sean Connery look like a B-grade actor. The troll, the Beast and the gore scenes looked so fake that I wonder how was it possible for this movie to be directed in 2009. What budget did this movie have?? A few thousand dollars, probably. The movie completely destroyed one of the best animations. I will totally erase this movie from my memory and cherish the true ""Beauty and the Beast"".I rated it 1/10 just because 0 isn't possible. *** excuse my bad grammar, I'm not a genuine English-speaker.",fear,Movies_Reviews "An ocean plane wrecked diplomat is rescued and brought to an island inhabited by a Nobel winning now reclusive scientist and his children; the animals he has been genetically manipulating with human DNA in an attempt to create his vision of a pure species.When this film opened it was panned by the critics. I was never sure why. It opens strong, both visually and musically. The locale is beautifully claustrophobic, appropriate for a secluded tropical island. Stan Winston's creature make up is excellent. The body language of the ""humanimals"" is very interesting. The underlying commentaries on the savagery of society and the morality of biological scientific experimentation are intact. Marlon Brando makes a daring, and critics said poor, choice in playing his Moreau like an effete, physically feeble, unbelievably polite British University English Professor, more eccentrically insane instead of the usual madly insane. Val Kilmer, always a strong performer, as Moreau's assistant Montgomery, does a spot on impersonation of him toward the end of the film. Fairuza Balk, as Moreau's daughter Aissa and David Thewlis as the ""rescued"" diplomat Edward round out the over all well done performances given by all. Favorite line (spoken by The Sayer Of The Law/Ron Perlman: ""Going on two legs is very difficult.""Definitely worth a rent/buy.",fear,Movies_Reviews "The net is an excellent movie! It's about Angela Bennett(in a great performance of Sandra Bullock) who is a computer expert who works for the Cathedral Company, cleaning virus and testing games for the clients. Angela is a typical nerd who doesn't have friends outside of the cyberspace,almost doesn't take vacations and go out, and stays almost all the time connected. One day her friend Dale Hessman(Ray McKinnon) asks her to help him,sending Angela a disk with a strange program that has many confidential informations. At the same night, when Dale was going to meet her, he is suddenly killed in a plane crash.Going to Mexico in her vacation,Angela meets a beautiful guy called Jack Devlin (Jeremy Northam)who shows to be a cold blood killer bastard and one of the guys behind all the secret of the Diskette.Her life then turns into a nightmare: All her records are erased and she is given the new identity of Ruth Marx, a woman with serious problems with the police.This movie is great because it shows how we, humans,depend a lot of the computers and machines(sometimes more that we should) and how vulnerable we are if someday ,someone decides to control and change our personal records,without letting us the chance to prove the error.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I believe this to be the third remake of this movie, the first one I saw way back and I think it was German with English subtitles and I think the translated title was ""Twice upon a time"". A movie made in the fifties and very well done with a believable script. The second was the one with Hayley Mills, also extremely well done (whatever happened to Hayley and her sister Juliet, anyway?)However, this version strained the outward limits of credibility for me. The one dimensional almost second wife and the absolutely luxurious lifestyles of the separated parents just for starters - I mean really. The ongoing problems with continuity kept me amused all the way through and the hit and miss accents of the twins, could they not afford to hire two kids? All in all I recommend not wasting your time but watch the Hayley version or if you can get your hands on it the original. 4 out of 10 from me (and only for the wonderful Natasha Richardson (what was she thinking!), 6 out of 10 from the 8 year old in my life.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Miss Congeniality finds Sandra Bullock as FBI Agent Gracie Hart, who must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a psychopath from committing untold homicide.The premise is simple, it's a Pygmalion/My Fair Lady scenario that transforms the rough and tough Gracie into a viable contestant for the pageant. Thus we have all the comedy that comes with her literally battling everyone, including her own opinions on pageants, as she is being asked to be something she doesn't believe is in her make up. The mystery of who the killer is who's on the loose is strong for a good portion of film, and even once it's known and drama takes centre stage, it's still hard to get the smile off of your face. The jokes are plentiful, with Bullock finding chemistry with all of her co-stars. She's a very under valued comedy actress, and her ability to bond with an entire cast is marvellous to observe. Reference sexual tension with Benjamin Bratt, the jousting hostilities with Ernie Hudson, the way she bounces off of the other beautiful girls, and best of all the by-play with Michael Caine, who is playing a camp stylist and walks in to lift the laughter roof off the rafters in every scene he is in.It doesn't push the boundaries of comedy, but it's thankfully a consistently funny piece of work, aided by a super cast on form who make a better comedy out of what the screenplay suggested it had any right to be. 7/10",fear,Movies_Reviews "Meh, this is an okay time filler that won't stick in your mind for too long. It's the typical American comedy that uses black humor to criticize some aspects of America's politics and culture/society.On the positive side, it's not a typical teen comedy with ""toilet humor"" or campy situations; it has some decent dialogs and interesting ideas towards drug addiction and mafias.The plot surrounds a sports guy who is obviously the most popular thing in college. He has a sexy hot and kinky girlfriend who happens to be the daughter of a powerful Italian mob man. You know the rest... drugs, basketball, mafia, FBI, a sexy and smart teacher, etc.This movie is not a mess but not a masterpiece. I still recommend it for those who are into teen movies with an edge.",anger,Movies_Reviews "The plot of this series has similarities to the Count of Monte Cristo story. A young girl whose life was shattered by some people and now after many years she came back to live among them only to get revenge. This series has a much darker side then it shows and it slowly progresses to the story line. Emily Van Camp did a tremendous job playing the lead and during the pilot, she manages to show a glimpse of her dark side for the episodes to come. Madeleine Stowe is typically cold-hearted and evil, and suspects Emily from the start. The Main story line focuses on these two playing a game of cat and mouse with each other, where other characters are there as well with their own agendas. I hope this series maintain its level of darkness and twists ...",disgust,Movies_Reviews "First of all this is not a horror movie! I've sat trough this entire movie waiting for the 'horror' but it never came. This movie is really, really bad. I don't mean that in a cool Michael Jackson-1987- music video type of way. This movie is more a thriller, with a lot of drama in it. The movie is one hour and ten minutes. To me it felt like it was over two hours. A terrible script made it impossible for me to like this movie.The movie is about three people who are stuck in an elevator. As time goes by things get crazier and crazier. The plot itself is a big plothole. Without giving it away, in this day and age, it's simply not possible to get stuck in an elevator like that. The viewer will notice this along the way, and this certainly doesn't do the credibility of this movie any good.For a movie that is straight to DVD I was pleasantly surprised with the visuals. Not once, did I get the feeling that this is a struggling movie. It's beautifully shot. The tone is dark. You could see the director put time and effort in the making of this movie.The first minutes looked promising but then something changed. It began showing flashbacks. I was cool with this because it gave a little backstory on the characters. But the flashbacks kept going on and on in this movie. The problem with this is that it killed the pacing of this movie. It almost felt like I was watching drama. It wasn't what I expected of this movie and there was almost no real suspense till near the end.The dialogue is cloggy a lot of the times and interesting some of the times. Acting was bad on some parts in the beginning and got better after I think 20 minutes. As a matter of fact, one character annoyed me endlessly .The movie tries to develop the characters but doesn't do a good job. Because it's so slow paced, I lost interest in the characters. The backstories just aren't interesting.I didn't like the 'big revelation' near the end. You know the part of the movie where all the pieces of the puzzles fit together. I expected something bigger and intriguing. I was searching for some redemption, some reward for sitting trough this mess, but it was so predictable and rushed.Bottom line: It's garbage. A big, smelly one. With a bunch of flies on it.2/10",disgust,Movies_Reviews "(Synopsis) Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy) is a neurotic accounts manager who works in a small cubical filling out billing reports day end and day out. He allows his boss and his girlfriend to walk all over him. To cope with his life, he takes anti-anxiety pills by the bottle full. Wesley has no desire to change his humdrum life, but one day while getting more pills at the drug store, he meets a beautiful woman in black, Fox (Angelina Jolie) who changes his life forever. Fox was sent to protect Wesley from the man who had just killed his father. Wesley thought his father had died soon after he was born. Fox tells Wesley, ""that your father died yesterday on the rooftop of the Metropolitan Building and you are next"". Wesley is recruited into the ""Fraternity,"" a secret society of assassins that his father was a member. Fox must train Wesley to bring out his special powers that he was born with in order to avenge his father's death.(My Comment) This is one of those movies that cubical workers can relate to. The audience can imagine that they don't have to take it anymore, especially, if you have special powers. Wesley changes from this meek nobody going through life just putting in his time into a person with confidence and strength and the ability to change his own destiny. James McAvoy did an outstanding job in playing the roll of Wesley. Angelina Jolie didn't have many lines in the movie, but her presence was more for having an intimidating and dangerous killer with good looks. The visual effects of slowing down the speed of curving bullets and bullets crashing into each other are very well done. The movie is entertaining with lots of action and moves at a fast pace. By the end, you see that Wesley has truly become his own man. (Universal Pictures, Run Time 1:50, Rated R)(10/10)",anger,Movies_Reviews "Big names like Wes Craven and Kal Penn can get away with anything. If those two names were not attached to this project, it would be largely unknown.Either that or the smaller names that took their places would have realized they had to actually work at making a film worth watching.There are precisely two main characters who I can bring myself to care about. Most of the acting is probably not bad, but the terrible acting (I'm looking at you, Kal Penn) makes it hard to notice anyone else's passable acting.I guess I'd summarize by saying that there's really no point watching this movie unless you just want to say you saw it.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I have a gay friend who doesn't fit the stereotype in that he loves the WWE and usually watches crude comedies like this latest Adam Sandler comedy. Many critics have called this movie offensive because of many homophobic jokes that abound as well as the Asian stereotype that Sandler's friend Rob Schneider plays as a Canadian wedding preacher. Well, since I'm Asian-American and I know Schneider is half so, I admit I wasn't very amused by his portrayal but I also decided maybe Rob thought so and decided, ""What the hell!"" and went for it. But many of the homophobic jokes do work and is partly redeemed by some gay humor that seemed more silly than offensive and some were even hilarious. Besides Schneider, other former SNLers to appear include David Spade, Rachel Dratch, and original cast member Dan Aykroyd. All have some moments. Also appearing are Steve Buscemi, Ving Rhames in a performance you won't believe (or maybe you will depending what you think he's capable of), and a couple of celebrities that recently came out, Lance Bass and Richard Chamberlain. And Keven James isn't bad either! Overall, based on bad reviews, I dreaded this movie but I laughed enough and enjoyed enough to at least recommend this to anyone who can laugh at almost anything. P.S. My gay friend absolutely loved this!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This movie to my surprise shocked me MENTALLY, I once had a question can someone beat ""Chandini Chowk to China"" in the Most over rated yet a disaster films list. But this one did. I had to sit through the entire plot just to finish off my popcorn and a 250ml soda. Much to my disappointment was the Star Studded cast of the film, Kylie Minogue, Sanjay Dutt, not to forget Akshay Kumar....I wasn't expecting a lot but then again I wasn't expecting something very much horrible. but something good to talk about the film is about the quality of the Vfx works and cinematography. The rest was a copy of the movie Torque(in stunts), twists were not at all worthy to name them so. And the Katrina - Akshay Pair magic didn't work its charm this time. Total waste of my 2 odd hours, suggestion is that better not give a damn about the movie.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Since the 60's/70's, Flintstones has always been one of the top cartoons. I mean all the kids love it, it's on Cartoon Network all the time and it's a true classic. It's great.The trouble with a franchise like this is that there will be some companies that exploit a craze such as this and find ways to sneak you out of your money and rip you off. One such example is Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas.It's released in the summer of 2000, and it's a terrible film. It's tacky, lacking in plot, miscast & just truly awful. Now I know that bad films like this are released all the time and that's nothing new. However what's so special about the Flintstones VRR more than anything else is that upon it's release over here, it cost £20.That's right folks. Us punters in the UK had to fork out 20 notes for this prehistoric guff. Now here's the worrying part. A lot of Flintstones fans just looked at the box and said ""Wow! Flintstones movie!"" And they bought it and obviously they regretted it soon enough. So I now am going to show you how to have an infinitely better Flintstones experience.1) The Flintstones series on video: If you are a Flintstones fan you probably already own one, but if you want to give it a rent now, it is priced about £1:50 tops.2) Fred Costume: You can pick these up in just about any car boot sale for about less than a fiver.3) Action Figures: There's plenty of them about, and they cost not even £3:50 in Toys R Us store.So what does that bring us up to? £10 max. For £10, you have all of these three things, and you're having a great Flintstones time. But for £20, you're having an awful time with VRR.I think I've made my point clear enough.Don't Watch This Film.",joy,Movies_Reviews "As a film student living in Toronto, I look forward to the Toronto International Film Festival every year. Last year, the highlight of the festival for me was American Beauty. This year, it would have to be (so far) Ang Lee's ""Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"".Being of Asian descent, I've seen my share of wu xia genre movies to last me a life time. However, most of them are so centred on the fighting, that they forget the rest of the elements that are involed. The movie turns into one long scripted fighting scene with maybe a slight hint of story. Crouching Tiger, on the other hand realizes these issues, and builds these oh-so entertaining action sequences into an epic with typical asian themes such as true love and honour.Being an epic, one would expect the usual long takes and establishing shots, and boy does it ever look beautiful. Traversing through a myriad of regions spanning the lengh of China (from the deserts to bamboo forests, to mountains high in the clouds), the film soley based on its asthetic properties is nothing short of stunning. The lighting of different landscapes and the exquisitly designed costumes all radiate with stunning colour. And then there's the cinemetography. Wow! The backdrops, establishing shots look absolutely marvelous. If your jaw dropped when you saw Rome and its coliseum in Gladiator, wait until you see ancient Beijing recreated on the screen!Okay, so it's a good looking movie. What about the story? The complexity of the plot is rather sparse, probably reminiscent of epics such as Braveheart or Gladiator, which is by no means a bad thing. Although both Chow Yun Fat and Michelle Yeo did have major parts, this movie belongs mostly to Zhang Ziyi who IMHO did an amazing job playing a very complex role (one which required her to represent nobily as a princess, naivness, as well as show inner strength). Mainly concentrating on her unwillingness to give in to the ideals of an arranged marriage, the decently written script adds a story of an old warrior trying to retire and a 300+ year old sword.All in all, this film blends story, well choreographed action, and a stylistic eye to create a mythilogical piece that not only represents the wu xia genre justly by doing it well, but also contributes to raising the quality of filmmaking usually applied in the making of a similar type of film.",joy,Movies_Reviews "OK, I loved Val in the movie, but there were so many continuity problems it got rather stupid. I liked the war vet toughie who gets a call to help a friend. His character played well with what he had. The problem was, the movie ran from his story of a missing friend to a poorly constructed action movie.The filming was good, the acting was mostly good. But the plot/action devolves into into the unbelievable halfway through.I personally write this one off to the writers strike.The action sequences were some of the worst that actually had a budget that I've ever seen, beyond unbelievable. Like halfway through they stopped reading their own plans aloud.Worth watching? yes, if cheap. Sorry guys, nice try!",anger,Movies_Reviews "Freddie Prinze Jr. & Monica Potter play ""normal"" people falling in love, amidst NYC's fashion scene. He's a fashion consultant & her new roommates are 4 up-and-coming models. Yes it's definitely a chick flick, but the movie is actually VERY funny. The models: Shalom, Sara, Ivana, & Tomiko play it way over the top and it works. I laughed out loud so many times, the people behind me kicked my seat... Freddie Prinze Jr. redeems himself, you don't catch him acting in this. I'd see it again in a minute!!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "The Apartment starts off in a very catchy way by an original, dynamic, finely directed plot that arouses curiosity and impatience as to the following developments.Unfortunately, the movie turns, after an hour, into a behind closed doors love story, where the rhythm drops significantly simultaneously with the interest for this conventional and schmaltzy romance. The film then struggles to find a second wind and this second part turns out to be very long, so much so that the viewer is almost relieved when it comes to an end.It's a bit of a shame because, besides the cast and direction both accurate, the script suggests a cynical critic of the unmerciful world of business, the race for profit and individual success, foreshadowing, relatively speaking, other works on the dehumanization of work such as Brazil — think of the shot of the lined up desks.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I caught this film yesterday at the Sundance film festival. Sleep Dealer is definitely a bold attempt at crafting an independent FX film by an obviously talented up and coming director. More than once I thought of Cronenberg's ""eXistenZ"" but it is unfair to compare the two films. Sleep Dealer has a much more simple and perhaps a little weaker story and really suffered from an unoriginal and uninspired score, but I still might have had the score to Half-Life, a far more effective score in my head from the screening the night before. I can see why Sundance picked the film but I hope to see a more from this director in the future!",fear,Movies_Reviews "This is definitely one of the better Mel Brooks movies, along with Spaceballs(although I will openly admit to not having watched many others, at least yet). It's very silly and thoroughly funny, there are hardly more than a few minutes throughout the entire two hour run-time, where you aren't entertained. Almost all of the gags have a great comical effect, few of them fall flat. I saw this movie right after seeing and reviewing Spy Hard, and comparing these two spoof movies, I realize exactly of how high quality this movie really is. It's funny from start to finish, none of the comedy is overdone or boring. The music is marvelous, as is the choreography of both dancing and fighting. The acting is pretty much what you would normally expect from this type of movie... Elwes is a great comedian, and makes a good Robin. The plot is typical Robin Hood, more or less everything from the legend is fit into this movie(and spoofed majorly). If you like Mel Brooks, or you're just a fan of silly humor, or you're just dying to watch a good parody of the legend of Robin Hood, this is definitely the film for you. The HBO First Look special on the film is also worth watching, and in that, you may want to keep watching throughout the credits, too. I'd recommend it to any fan of Mel Brooks movies, and to people who enjoy silly humor. 7/10",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Not only is this a great movie in the first place, Julia Robert's acting far exceeds expectations for your average actress. She puts so much emotion and enthusiasm into this production, you feel that she is actually living what is happening in the movie. Rupert Everett is also excellent in portraying his character. This movie also had humor, romance, comedy and suspense, everything you could want from a movie. You must see this movie.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I do love Madeline Stowe and have in all of her roles, but sadly this series dropped me after the first season. It was fun for a time but the lifeless, stoic and poorly acted nature of the lead character Emily left me with only one bullet of entertainment and five blanks.I do not mean to disrespect her. Not everyone is born with a deeper and more complex/resourceful soul to draw from. She is clearly doing the best she can from a very flat and colorless pallet.There is nothing that can be done now to replace her and save this series that could have been great. Because of Madeline, I am giving this two stars instead of one.",anger,Movies_Reviews "When I discovered that the Three Musketeers film was being made by P.W.S. Anderson I was very surprised. It's one of those classic stories that are difficult to change into brainless action-adventure movie without losing the heart and style. But I was very eager to see what Anderson would do with the material provided by the scriptwriter. I expected great action movie, with massive and beautiful sets, wonderful music and well choreographed fight scenes. And the movie is exactly what I expected it to be. I don't care whether the plot followers the book or not - I go to the cinema to have a great fun, and great fun I had indeed. It is really done with style but Anderson's haters will never like any of his movies.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Alfred Hitchcock's ""Vertigo"" has a narcotizing effect, a lulling, dream-like ambiance that is hard to shake off, which may explain why many viewers keep returning to it. It's also a strangely muted and anticlimactic film, posing yet another possible reason moviegoers watch it repeatedly: they hope (or need) to get more out of it the third or fourth time. Retired police detective James Stewart meets and makes over a woman who reminds him of his only true love--a suicidal woman he lost, but perhaps can find again by dipping back into the past. Hitchcock seemed to relate to Stewart's ""Scottie"" moreso than any other character in his films, and--having a gleeful touch of nastiness himself--is careful not to let him have his way. Glamour-mystery is gorgeous to take in, fascinatingly written and well-acted. Only one question: is the hotel manager (Ellen Corby) part of the scheme or just a dotty old broad? ***1/2 from ****",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I loved the movie, everyone that went with me loved it too. And from the laughter in the theater it seemed everyone else love it. My favorite part was with the laughing gas, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I almost fell over on my sister. I think it had everything a good movie needs: comedy, action, romance and an intelligent plot. It wasn't predictable and it kept you guessing. Even when I thought I knew what was going to happen next, it would be something else I didn't expect. I think this is a great start for Jimmy Fallon's movie career as a leading man and I look forward to his movie with Drew Barrymore. Its my new favorite movie, I am probably going to see it every week!",anger,Movies_Reviews "I was actually going through an IMDb list and saw the rating of this movie as 5.8 so I felt the urge to write a review. I read some comments and it seems there was witch hunt for this nice and entertaining movie. It is not the best movie of 2011 but come on, it is much better than a lot of movies that have way higher ratings. First of all, the action is pretty good. The acting is very well done and the CGI is used professionally. This is a modern approach to the classic three musketeers and I enjoyed it a lot. From my point of view, a remake needs to add some stuff to the original movie and this movie made it successfully.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Okay, I'll admit that I was a kid when I first saw this so this review is done wearing rose-colored glasses. But having seen this '76 remake of ""King Kong"", my opinion hasn't changed much: it's still great! Maybe not the equal of the original, but how could it be? It does well enough in its own behalf.The music grabs you right off: John Barry did aces with his pounding, dramatic score. And you couldn't ask for a better cast; Lange does okay for a first role, Bridges makes linear-thought acting look easy and Grodin is about as slimy a baddie as you could ask for. The bit parts are also filled with familiar faces (Bernsen, Piscopo, Auberjoinois, Lauter, Randolph and Lone) who acquit themselves quite well.A lot of people blast the monkey suit. But I think Rick Baker did a good job with it. Of COURSE it's a guy in a monkey suit, but it's a guy in a WELL-DONE monkey suit. It still gets me when Kong blew-dry Dwan (Lange after her waterfall shower); those puffed-out cheeks, especially in 1976, were high tech enough for me (remember, this was before ""Star Wars"" came out).But we all know how the story works; any of us who have a rudimentary knowledge of the original, that is. The new twist was having the emotional connection between Lange and ape. More enlightened than having her scream endlessly. The Twin Towers scene near the end was not only exciting but quietly moving, as it showed just how much the beast cared for his beauty.There's plenty of corn in this one, no argument, but it's corn for a good cause. I loved ""King Kong"" and if I had a chance, I'd buy a copy! Anyone have John Guillermin's phone number?Seven stars for ""Kong""; long live the ""King""!",anger,Movies_Reviews "If you think Sylvester Stallone has made nothing but stinkers you just have to see 'Rocky'. This is a brilliant film, based on Stallone's own screenplay, where he plays a complex character in such a terrific way it is not strange people thought this was going to be a great actor. Compare it to another great film about a boxer, 'Raging Bull', and 'Rocky' will be better at some points. It goes without saying that it's quite an achievement.The story is about Rocky Balboa (Stallone), a boxer who once had a glorious future, but now fights for little money in gyms. Then, out of the blue, he gets the chance to fight the heavyweight champ Apollo (Carl Weathers), a stunt from his side. Although Rocky seems to have no chance he starts his training to make the best of it, although at first he is too proud to accept any help. The scene where he finally accepts the help from his old trainer Mickey (Burgess Meredith) is one of the best scenes in the film. Rocky also starts dating the very shy girl Adrian (Talia Shire), sister of his friend Paulie (Burt Young).'Rocky' is a terrific film in every aspect. The acting is what amazed me the most. Stallone gives such an impressive performance it is very hard to believe he is also the star of films like 'Over the Top', 'Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot' and 'Judge Dredd', and from the other 'Rocky'-films for that matter. Not only Stallone is impressive, Shire, Young and Meredith find perfect notes for their characters as well. Every little thing that happens seems natural through their acting and of course Stallone's screenplay does a great job here. Director John G. Avildsen serves this material the way he should. Of course he is no Martin Scorsese, 'Raging Bull' stays the better directed film, but he knows how to tell this story.I do not like boxing very much, so a boxing-film is not something I would enjoy. But this is not a boxing-film, it is a film about a boxer. It tells about a character who happens to be a boxer running for a title. This is probably one of the points where the other four 'Rocky'-films fail and where films like this one and 'Raging Bull' and Clint Eastwood's 'Million Dollar Baby' succeed.",anger,Movies_Reviews "if there is one song that would describe the movie, it is YOU CANT STOP THE BEAT...there is really no stopping the beats. we do not really get a break from the songs, rather the volume was turned really low and about 3, 5 minutes later, here comes the beats for the next song. talk about building up the momentum.every dance and song number just makes you want to get up from your seats and dance. i personally liked WELCOME TO THE 60s, WITHOUT LOVE and of course YOU CANT STOP THE BEAT.john travolta as EDNA is a delight. a line on the WELCOME to THE 60's goes something like wel-co-oh-oh-me is just reminiscent of one of the songs he performed on GREASE. even as dressed as a girl, you can still tell that he's the reigning musical actor of this generation.of course, who can forget LINK's and CORNY's winks. props to zac efron for not letting troy bolton come across the screen.amanda bynes and sea weed is grrreat! she is super funny! this is what the recent musicals should have been.in a time of CGI effects and mind boggling plots, it's a relief that once in a while, a movie comes that you would just simply enjoy and makes you want to scream for joy! PS. please do wait for the curtain call as you would just feel the enthusiasm of the audience and how they enjoyed it. a couple of songs that weren't performed during the movie also play at the end.",joy,Movies_Reviews """Apocalypse Now"" worked due to its hazy, surreal vision of a hellish world. Coppola returned thirteen years later and created a similarly haunting and poetic so-called ""masterpiece,"" a supposed truthful adaptation of Bram Stoker's Dracula tale - when, in fact, the truth is that this movie is no more faithful to Stoker than the (superior) Universal Pictures original.The hazy film-making is visually satisfying, and some of the special effects are - simply put - amazing. Coppola's backlighting and use of shadows is creative and unique. But, unfortunately, after a while his emphasis on style over content begins to eat away at the film's other strengths - the relationship between the heroine (Winona Ryder) and Dracula (Gary Oldman) is weak. Many story links are completely nonsensical and people appear and disappear at whimsy. The heroine's fiancée (Keanu Reeves) writes to her from Transylvania, asking her to depart at once to marry him; in a matter of one or two scenes she has suddenly traveled a vast distance and is standing at the alter prepared to wed. It seems like Coppola loses a grip on his characters and plotting very early on.Oldman gives a chilling performance but isn't given very much to do, because he's set aside and the special effects take over. The opening scenes of his battle and his motivation to become the King of the Undead is very enthralling - if Coppola had maintained this mixture of style and content the movie would have been far better.The casting of the weak Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder in leading roles harms the impact of the film as well. Reeves sounds like a Californian pothead imitating a Brit; Ryder treats the material as if it is a dramatic, over-the-top theatre rendition; every line she speaks is sickeningly cheesy.Anthony Hopkins turns in a disappointing performance as the utterly forgettable Van Helsing, who is given very little to do in this particular film apart from show up when convenient and sprout fancy little one-liners, most of them dramatic closers to scenes (e.g. ""We are dealing with a demon!"", then a cut-away to another scene.) Overall, ""Dracula"" is a good film and is worth seeing for its visuals alone. It is not, however, the strongest adaptation of Bram Stoker's novel; given the hype surrounding its release in 1992, the completed effort is rather lackluster in the story department.",fear,Movies_Reviews Honestly one of the best movies i have seen this year. Such a great portrayal of true events of the Armenian genocide committed by the Turkish government. I don't want to give too much away but the movie is very well written with a great climax and ending. This movie with actually wake people up and will inform the audience. Overall Christian bale is an amazing headline actor. He does a great job on pulling off the role correctly. So glad this movie was made to shine light on the truth of the tragic events committed by the Turkish government. Waiting for this movie to be available for purchase! Will not leave any person in the theater not crying! Very good movie everyone should watch not just to be informed but the story is so interesting and creative!,anger,Movies_Reviews "How can you prove your innocence if everyone thinks your guilty. After many townspeople wind up dead, the Beast (Parascos) is blamed. Belle (Warren) and her father know the truth but it may be too late to help. Where to begin....This movie was lame. It reminded me a lot of the ""Hercules"" and ""Xena"" TV shows, without the witty dialog. It was a made for TV movie (I think) so I can't be too harsh on the effects, but when someone's head gets cut off and 2 little squirts of blood show up, I mean come on. I think this one was rushed out to coincide with the movie ""Beastly"" that is in theaters, and it shows (that it was rushed). I was not expecting a lot from this, but it was really, really bad. Ill stick with the cartoon. There were really only two reasons I kept watching, you will know why when you see this. It's actually almost worth watching to see how bad it is. I give it a D.Would I watch again? - Never again will I watch this",joy,Movies_Reviews "If there was ""zero"" - i'd give it. Definitely I will remember it as one of the worst I've ever seen. Very simple plot made by mixing others. In one sentence: ""Ghost of accidentally killed boy comes back after 30 years and revenges..."" - I was excited by such plots when I was 8 or 10 maybe - and really there's nothing else: no sense, no reflections, no aim. In 2010 one can expect better special effects than shaking heads and a lot of darkness to cover imperfections. Scary movie? - not in any possible way, ""scooby doo"" is more scary. This movie should be an example what to do to avoid making a serious faux pas in directory and scenario.",fear,Movies_Reviews "After hearing of this film and being a fan of Phoebe Cates, I wanted to try and see it. The DVD release was shelved and a VHS copy is near impossible to find. However, my friend David told me at work that it was coming on Encore Love(of all the channels)at 3 in the morning. Excited, I tivo'd it and watched it a few days later. Lol, I wasn't expecting anything intelligent, but even this falls below expectations. This film has no plot, terrible acting, and is 90 minutes of incredibly bad cheese. However, there are some nice T&A shots in the film. Betsy Russell in the horseback riding scene is breathtaking and it's nice to get a shot of Cates' bare ass on the beach. Pretty cool soundtrack and always nice to see Ray Walston pop up for a cameo. The ending to this film was funny, but it's also want I wanted to do to the director and writer of this crap.",joy,Movies_Reviews "While I would never put this film up with the contender teen flicks (American Pie for instance), if there was a pick between this and Bring it On, I'd go for the first. The story follows a smart, preppy, and popular teen (Freddie Prinze Jr.) called Zach who gets dumped by his girlfriend, but then takes a bet the to turn a outsider art girl (Rachel Leigh Cook has some great charm and sexuality) into prom queen. While I wouldn't call this the best idea to turn someone's mindset like that, the film makes it almost work, and slightly (though never completely) makes Zach's lifestyle apealing. Sweet romantic comedy, though it isn't a quality flick. B-",surprise,Movies_Reviews "Flushed Away reviewed by Sam OsbornIt seems as though Dreamworks Animation and Aardman Studios have called the plumber to fish this humble dud from the sewers. It was supposedly put there in the first place, upsized by the delicious clay morsel, Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit, and put on hold indefinitely. But since the British clay detectives made for box office success last Halloween, the likes of Flushed Away were sucked back up to ground level for a quick and hearty cash-in. The results have worked, it seems; with a hefty box office pull raked in this opening weekend. But as much as the audiences will hope for another British gem of novelty and quirk, they'll be in for something far, far more diluted. It's the tale of Roddy (Hugh Jackman), a groomed and sophisticated mouse living comfortably in a London home as a pet. His friends are Barbies and GI Joes and his owners have left him to them for a week away on vacation. It's shaping up to be a raucous week with his plastic housemates until his toilet gurgles up Sid (Shane Richie), a disgusting sewer rat who tricks Roddy into being flushed away. Down the pipe and away from a strangely bright and sunny London on ground level, Roddy is thrown into a bizarre mock-up of London beneath ground, inhabited entirely by mice. There he meets Rita (Kate Winslet), a sassy treasure hunter on the run from Toad (Ian McKellan) and his nasty cohorts, who secretly plan to annihilate the underground mouse population. Swept up in adventure, Roddy clumsily makes his way aboard Rita's boat, the Jammy Dodger, and speeds away to save the sewer from its diabolical, wart-ridden foe.All this hurtles at us with surprising velocity. Despite clocking in at a full 86 minutes, Flushed Away seems always to be in vicious rush. It's as though Directors David Bowers and Sam Fell are playing a game of hopscotch on a pool of lily pads with their film. They're aware their story's built on a creaky foundation of trodden clichés (despite the deceivingly quirky premise) and have a plan to rush through it all before someone has the gall to notice. But when the film occasionally stops to breathe and whet the raucous tale with a taste of story, the fun all comes to screeching halt. Fun, perhaps, is the wrong word for the experience, though, because Flushed Away's humor is by no means genuine. Where Wallace and Gromit's humor was mined from the charm of its characters and the quirk of its story, Flushed Away steals laughs from unexpected sound bytes and witty inside jokes with the adults. As a consolation, however, I'll admit to loving the chorus of singing slugs. For all my complaining, the slugs really were wonderful. The animation style is a CGI mimic of Aardman's claymation technique used in Wallace and Gromit and Chicken Run. The absurdity is all there, with the ridiculous wide mouths that contract and explode horizontally like an anime character with a speech impediment; but the novelty of the style isn't. When animators work with stop-motion animation (Wallace and Gromit, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride), each frame takes an absurd amount of time and labor. And because each frame takes so long, each frame is loaded with an amazing amount quirk and style. CGI animation (Cars, Madagascar, Over the Hedge), although no small chore, is a world away from the time-gobbling measures of stop-motion. The difference here is easily noticeable, as Flushed Away's mimic of claymation comes off more like a quick-fix solution to the years required to produce a stop-motion feature. And I suppose that's the feeling we get from Flushed Away in its entirety. The project seems hacked together; shoddy and boring in all its rough and tumble. Calling it a cash-in may be caddy and overstated, but Flushed Away fails even at being a Wallace and Gromit copycat. Rating: 1.5 out of 4Sam Osborn",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This remake of hero 1383 of jackie shroff is not better but its great..Enjoyed the film very much.By reading the reviews on IMDb i thought that the film is not worth to watch but my friends insisted me to watch this film and its damn great film.Its best film of 2015 after bajrangi bhaijaan and brothers.In my opinion i will ask u that you should go and watch this film. Sooraj (Sooraj Pancholi) is a gangster from Mumbai who meets Radha (Athiya Shetty), daughter of the city's Chief of Police. One day, Sooraj, under instructions from his gangster boss, Pasha (Aditya Pancholi), kidnaps Radha, in the guise of a police officer, by telling her that he received instructions from the police to take her away from city for some time. Later he confesses to Radha that he had kidnapped her. Radha has however fallen in love with Sooraj, and their love story creates problems for Pasha. What follows is a series of fights for the survival of their love story.",anger,Movies_Reviews The movie is below average. There is nothing in story.A love story with fool and stupid heroine.Who is villain in story is still confusing me. It could do better if they could have replaced heroine. But songs are nicely composed.Lyrics are awesome. But for that you don't need to go theater. Hero's acting is nice. Action is nicely pictured. Dialogs are boring.I could not recall a single dialog from it.But it is still worth one time watch.The film could have a better end.Old movie was very nice. It has emotions and dramas and songs are still popular among youngsters.,joy,Movies_Reviews "The title is an indication as to what this is about and it is indeed it makes a change to watch such a movie. A skilled diver works for a man who keeps on insisting on locating certain hidden treasures in the deep Atlantic Ocean but then his younger brother, who had left him some years back, turns up.Starring Sanjay Dutt, Lara Dutta, Akshaye Kumar, Zayed Khan, Kabir Bedi, Katrina Kaif, Rahul Dev and a special appearance by Kylie Minogue, this is directed by Anthony D'Souza, written by Bryan Sullivan, while the music score is by A.R. Rahman.A slight bit of change of role for ""Munnabhai,"" Sanjay Dutt, even though it is an action oriented movie. And unlike his previous action movies, he does perform action but in a slightly milder form but never the less, he has performed well This is also different role for Lara Dutta from her previous movie, ""Do Knot Disturb,"" in which she had performed a comedy act. With this, she has proved that not only is she a true actress who is able to perform every part that she is offered. She also performs well in the underwater scenes when diving.. Zayed Khan's role is okay but he could have performed better seeing that he had Sanjay Dutt and Akshaye Kumar as his co – stars and Katrina Kaif could have done better if there was more to her role. A film with Akshaye Kumar is bound to have some stunts with the action and Akshaye Kumar has performed well and his characterisation is quite convincing and Rahul Dev is also good. Finally, the former ""Neighbours"" star and singer, Kylie Minogue, makes a brief appearance as her self, which breathes some extra life into the film. A.R. Rahman does provide some good music score as well and in one song particularly – ""Chiggy Wiggy."" Director Anthony D'Souza has done something that has never been done before in a Hindi film and that is to take the audience underwater. He has handled this very well and the result can be seen on the screen in the form of under water visual effects. The underwater scenes and the relevant action scenes have been handled very well. The cinematography is worth watching.This is a type of movie that can be enjoyed by those who like to watch a movie that has some action and adventure mixed in along with some romance. A good underwater action, adventure movie that has a bit of romance.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "What can I say about this movie? This movie is so bad that sometimes it's good. But only sometimes,and those are not worth your time. First things first,our Middle Ages heroine Belle(Estella Warren)has her cleavage on display and wears a miniskirt(yes seriously) the whole movie. And her acting is hilarious. Yes this is a B-movie and we can expect only this much from its actresses. Then there's the villain(Rhett Giles) who has the ability to keep the same expression for the whole movie. The female antagonist(Vanessa Gray)can compete for the best overacting award. The actor playing the beast was relatively good.Now coming to the best worst part of the movie,CGI. Each time you see the CGI monster created by the witch,you can't help feeling bad for the makers of this wreck of a movie. It is so bad that you would actually stop laughing at Henry Cavill's CGI moustache memes.If you value your time don't watch this wreck.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I'm sorry but this movie is not as bad as most people are making it out to be. It has an excellent cast, and it's a nice little story. The story isn't a very uncommon story, though, still good. Jessica Simpson is actually an OK actress and many of her goofy scenes actually put a smile on my face.Also, as mentioned, it was a great cast. Luke Wilson, Andy Dick, Rachel Liegh Cook, Larry Miller... jeez I could keep going.But don't read what all the people here are saying. If you look around IMDb you'll see that it's usually the same people over and over who are constantly dissing movies.Watch and judge for yourself!!!!!!!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "It is currently April 2, 2017. This movie has had 3 screenings and has not been out yet. Yet it has 92000 reviews with a 4.2 rating. Moonlight, which in February won the academy award for best picture and has been out for months has 117,000 reviews as of today. Do you think that maybe there is a consipiracy to try to sabotage this movie because the Turks do not want people to know what happened during the Armenian Genocide? They are stuffing the ratings with bad reviews so that people don't see this movie. The review organizations should better monitor their sites to get accurate reviews. A disgrace.",sadness,Movies_Reviews The movie is below average. There is nothing in story.A love story with fool and stupid heroine.Who is villain in story is still confusing me. It could do better if they could have replaced heroine. But songs are nicely composed.Lyrics are awesome. But for that you don't need to go theater. Hero's acting is nice. Action is nicely pictured. Dialogs are boring.I could not recall a single dialog from it.But it is still worth one time watch.The film could have a better end.Old movie was very nice. It has emotions and dramas and songs are still popular among youngsters.,disgust,Movies_Reviews "No this movie isn't the greatest thing ever, yes there are a few things that make you go Hmmm. BUT... It is a tense movie. It's scary cause something like this could happen. I have a fear of being at an ATM and having someone rob me. Tho plays on that fear but adds more to it. There is a lot of hate on here about the film like plot holes and what not. Which there aren't as much as some would say. The obviously haven't watched the whole film. Things are answered in a way that actually makes you think about the motivates of the killer rather than big it down with why why why!!! And more of here you think about it. The characters may not be the best written but that's life, not everyone in the world are nice and that you can stand. It isn't a horror film but more of a thriller suspense like panic room or joy ride.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Silly remake of old DIsney film has mom (Jamie Lee Curtis, having a blast) and daughter (Lindsay Lohan, who must have had ""gets to sing"" placed in her contract) switching places... chaos ensues.. Similar to the old late 80s body switching films.. nothing new.. has a few laughs. GRADE: C",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This 1992 version of the Bram Stoker novel is different from the previous Dracula movies that were made in 1931, 1958 and 1979. The visual style is stunning and I just love they way they handled the characters.Without a doubt the best thing about this movie is Gary Oldman in his role as the blood sucking count from Transylvannia. His Dracula is like a mix of the scary looking Nosferatu from ""Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens"" and the gentleman and sensual Dracula played by Bela Lugosi and Christopher Lee in the earlier versions. The result is a Dracula that we can both fear and feel for. Yes, Gary Oldman really is my favorite Dracula (although not the best). The sequences between Oldman and Winona Ryder are really steamy, that was quite some passion on screen!The movie handles all of the characters very well. All of the classic characters are present (Van Helsing, Mina, Harker, Renfield etc.). All of the characters are really deepen out, something that was not really the case in earlier Dracula movies which only really focused on Dracula's character. But that also brings me to the one problem I had with this movie. It focused on too many characters. It was kind of weird, in the beginning it only focused on Harker and Dracula, in the second halve mainly on Mina and the third halve mainly on Van Helsing, it was very inconsistent all.Not only the main cast but also the supporting cast consists out of big names like Cary Elwes, Bill Campbell and Monica Bellucci.The musical score by Wojciech Kilar is really on of the best and most fitting scores in movie history. I love it!The visual style, cinematography, make-up, clothing, acting, music, everything is nearly perfect in this movie! It might not be everyone's cup of tea but I really love this movie!9/10http://bobafett1138.blogspot.com/",fear,Movies_Reviews "This film hits so many themes and is so moving and kept me engaged the whole time. It does a great job of shedding light to this time in history and has a great story line and actors.Shot with a beautiful backdrop and vibrant characters, it was both very entertaining and emotional to watch. Would 100% recommend. Bravo to the director and producer, truly an amazing piece of work!",anger,Movies_Reviews "Note: This is not the movie to see if you are looking for a serious plot, or Oscar award-winning performances. It's a fun movie and you will get some smart laughs out of it. Fallon's Washburn makes you laugh at him, with him, root for him, and feel sorry for him. Latifah is witty and hilarious as Belle, the racing taxi-cab driver. No real ""notable"" characters (although Ann Margaret's role as Washburn's lush mother is quite funny), but that's not why you go see this movie. You go see it for cheap entertainment and for a few (well, a lot of) good laughs. Trust me, the plot is one of the most ridiculous I've ever heard of, but they somehow make it work. The entire theatre - the majority of which were adults - was cracking up, although a few jokes fell flat. I think you also have to understand and appreciate Jimmy Fallon's sense of SNL-style humor to enjoy this film for all that it is. Out of 10, I gave it a ""6"". If I was judging it on how ""enlightening"" and ""stimulating"" it is, I'd give it less, but again, it's a ""joyride"" of a movie and I had a blast watching it. IMDb Vote: 6/10",anger,Movies_Reviews "It's 2019 and I still watch this movie from time to time, feels like 6am all over again. I've seen a few copy-cat movies borrowing the same 'repeats' but it's just not the same or memorable.The humor is charming and intelligent, great lines, characters and can even make you fall in love with the town. The scene with the old man always gets to me, you really feel for all the characters. I can watch this over and over.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "YES! This movie is a re-make of an original french movie Taxi, in case you didn't know and a pretty bad one. If you are too lazy to read subtitles, well then I guess you are better off with this us trashy version. If you are not, then get the original from 1998 with Samy Naceri and Peugeot. It is sooo much better.The problem here is that for some reason, the bank gang just had to be a bunch of out of control Russian models. Yes! Beacouse that is going to happen! This movie is just an inch from these evil mafia walking around naked, it is hardly believable at all.Plus, I am sorry, but Queen Latifah is not really convincing as a racer person and in to the car kind of a person.Sorry, folks, I say you could just put less money into dubbing the original, than throwing them away for a poor try-out. I am NOT saying all this just because I am from Europe.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I'm glad to see that I'm not the only person who thinks this film isn't a complete waste of time.I first rented the movie waaaaay back when it first came out on video and actually quite liked it. Then when it became available to buy, I hot footed it down to HMV to get my own copy, and I wasn't disappointed.Let's start off with Madonna. First of all, she looks gorgeous in this. And you know what, her acting isn't that bad. Yes, you read me right, she's not bad. What lets her down, however, is the clunky dialogue. Not even Meryl Streep could do much with this. But she's more than competent with what she has to work with.As for the story, well, it was never going to be a contender for film of the year, but it's straight forward enough and even has a little twist at the end (and no, I didn't see it coming). Madonna is a missionary out in Shanghai, trying to procure opium while Sean Penn is a... not sure exactly what he is, but he ends up helping Madonna against the baddies. Yes, it's full of clichés, but it's upbeat and doesn't take itself too seriously.I realise that the film won't be to everyone's tastes, but it's honestly not that bad.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Lindsay is a mixed up chick but she manages to do a good job in this entertaining flick. the cast is good, and they work well together--it's always fun seeing people who clearly were cracking each other up off set too. good vibes all around even though i know Lindsay was being completely hounded by the media while they were shooting this. but the whole story works in a way--it's about a young woman trying to figure her problems out, and not necessarily doing it right the first time...a good lesson for Lindsay herself. i'd def watch this movie again, and recommend it to friends for an escapist fun and short movie. doesn't go on and on like a lot of movies tend to do these days. i hope Lindsay gets herself together and makes more movies like this. doesn't look so sure right now...",disgust,Movies_Reviews For an independent team - they did an exceptional job!,sadness,Movies_Reviews "Saw this movie again recently and found that it stands up well to repeat viewings. Tom Hanks meets a difficult challenge here - to convincingly show us how a twelve-year old boy would act if he were trapped in an adult's body and had to ""pass"" in a grownup world. He meets the challenge in spades, aided by a script that is by turns witty, clever, insightful, and touching, and by Penny Marshall's able direction. Much is added by Robert Loggia's sympathetic portrayal of Tom/Josh's boss, and by Jared Rushton as his friend Billy. The movie is much more than an exercise in slapstick or farce: it is really a disquisition on the wonder of childhood. In the end it is quite touching, if not moving, reminding us all of the innocence of youth and the aching sadness of recalling its loss. Too early to tell, but the film might very well be destined to become a classic.",fear,Movies_Reviews "While I thought the acting was top notch, the same can't be said for the movie. Before seeing this movie I had watched the trailer and had great expectations after seeing the movie I was highly disappointed. I found it very slow paced and not scary or terrifying in the slightest! I actually found it boring in some places, didn't seem to me all that much going on really. There are a few disturbing bits but all in all would not recommend for a horror fan.The strongest point in this movie in my view was the acting, not sure why so many people have praised the movie and said it was scary etc maybe I'm just not that hard to scare anymore..",joy,Movies_Reviews "This is the funniest movie I have seen in the longest time. It has become my all time favourite. I do not usually like to look at movies more than once but this movie has me going again and again. I have seen this movie no less than twenty times. I love the dinner scenes, especially Grandma on her recollections of her long lost ""relations"". It was really a scream at the Scream. I thoroughly enjoyed Reggie. He was unbelievable. So too was his singing. I hope the sequel is just as amusing. I think Eddie is a truly talented Actor in his own rights and I wish him all the best. I would really like to meet him though I hope he is not snubbish as are some actors/resses.",joy,Movies_Reviews "This is a very surprising movie. It is surprising, that a movie, any movie, can be accomplished with such a modest budget.The plot is entertaining, I tried to imagine what it would look like if it was written as a book, and it sounded very nice. It represents a mixture of various myths, legends and tales, including ""The Beauty and the Beast"", ""Quasimodo"", ""Sleeping Beauty"" and, I believe, I detected some references to ""Red Heat"" - an interesting concept.The actors' play is very butaphoric, but after the first 5 minutes I somehow got adjusted to it.The really surprising thing about this movie is, that despite its ridiculousness, it is amusing. It is absurd and is fun. And I had great time watching it.",joy,Movies_Reviews "A very romantic film, tender and full of action, I am happy with the movie. This film lets you see how the love changes the lives of many characters, and what starts out as something so far removed from love ends more close to him. In this film you see how two characters fight for his love, and when you see this fact, this film touches you enough and we inevitably feel tenderness to see this. I love this movie, is one of the few movies that I had seen that worth seeing. This movie contains scenes with dialogues and songs that are a majestic work of art, the cameraman and all the workers who helped make this film certainly they did a great job, I congratulate you. This film give you a good time entertainment. Congratulations! Excellent movie! And yea this is sooraj pancholi and what ever actress name is first movie so of cpurse its going to be a flop but in my opinion i don't think it should be a flop",joy,Movies_Reviews First of all I'm quite surprised that how this movie got 7.5 in IMDb. story : Same as typical Bollywood movies. There are no new in this story. Within 15 minutes you can guess the story properly. Cast :Deepika Padukone did excellent job in this movie. But I was expected little more from SRK. Director: Rohit sir did the same job like his other movies. But there was no room for comedy. There are few punch lines. Songs: Songs are good. Title and lungi dance are catchy. Cinematography : Cinematography was excellent. I really appreciate for this. Overall: If you want to see this movie then wait for just 1 month.Don't buy tickets for this kind of movie. If you are a sensible movie lover then you don't need to watch this movie in theater.,disgust,Movies_Reviews "Well, screw those who would destroy History because truth hurts their feelings. The Armenian genocide happened, and whoever tries to censor this film will do so in vain, or so I hope.The movie is good, in general Oscar Isaac doesn't disappoint, and Le Bon adorably shines. That said, the crude, sad part is hard enough to watch, especially when you consider what's been shown is a mild version of what happened.It's a good movie, even though a ten is too much, I have to over-vote it to compensate for those who willingly down-vote in order to bury the truth in the sand. Worth to get to know what happened, if only because many wouldn't want you to.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "David Spade fans will undoubtedly love this well-made vehicle. He finally gets to play himself, after several films wasted his talents by forcing him to play the unlikeable nerd. Now he's playing the nerd, but it's the sympathetic dork that is the essence of Spade's humor. He ridicules himself so effectively, you don't mind that he's ridiculing everybody else.There are some scenes that are downright hysterical, and I'm not the kind of person who usually laughs out loud at movies. Some of the dog jokes wore a little thin (see below) but the laughs are consistent. The musical number at the end is an absolute scream.Sophie Marceau does a good job as the unattainable beauty. And if you think some of her punchline deliveries are flat, try telling a joke in your fourth language and see how much ""zip"" you put on it.It is a great movie and a lot of fun. But I would be remiss if I didn't mention one criticism. It's A LOT like ""There's Something About Mary."" This is what happens when an inexpensive comedy makes over 100 million bucks. From the dog gags, to the zany things two men will do to get the perfect woman, to the sexually-driven old lady humor, this was a film that was obviously trying to fill a niche. And the shot-for-shot remake of ""Mary's"" closing credits will make you think they brought in Gus Van Sant.But since I, and a lot of people, loved ""Mary,"" the preceding paragraph is not so much a criticism as an observation. Don't let it stop you from seeing a terrific film. Next to the newly-minted multi-billionaire Adam Sandler, Spade is a comedy genius. Of course, next to the newly-minted multi-billionaire Adam Sandler, Gallagher II is a comedy genius. But that's beside the point. Spade sells this movie, and I highly recommend it.",joy,Movies_Reviews "No Strings Attached (2011)You expect more than you're going to get here. There are two strong leads, Natalie Portman at her finest relaxed self (seeming) and Ashton Kutcher in a slightly amusing, self-deprecating mode that is a little dulling but fits his part. But there isn't the necessary conflict here to make their attraction take on fire. They drift together, they push apart, they find each other again, and so on, all mildly engaging and a bit sleepy.And don't expect much from Kevin Kline, either, mostly because his part is small and a bit canned, a caricature dad with too much to prove. The rest of the cast is frankly just functional, and you start to look harder at why the movie fizzles with so much apparent talent, especially Portman. And the only real answer is the director, who is more a producer at heart, Ivan Reitman. You can't fault the success of some of his movies, but it's an uneven bunch, from ""Ghostbusters"" to ""Kindergarden Cop."" Something lacks energy and imagination here, and the writing stretched a bit. Enjoyable? Somewhat. Be warned, it's not funny, romantic, or energized enough to quite make it on any score.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Evidently, the IMDb Users are not familiar with the farce as a theatrical form - a comic dramatic work that aims at entertaining the audience through situations that are highly exaggerated, extravagant, and thus improbable. Farces are often highly incomprehensible plot-wise (due to the large number of plot twists and random events that occur), but viewers are encouraged not to try to follow the plot in order to avoid becoming confused and overwhelmed. Farce is also characterized by physical humor, the use of deliberate absurdity or nonsense, broadly stylized performances (buffoonery and horseplay) and typically including crude characterization and ludicrously improbable situations.Here a great cast of character actors and a supernatural plot, adds up to a farce. A form where great character actors Andrew McCarthy, Kim Cattrall, Estelle Getty, James Spader, G.W. Bailey and Mesach Taylor can ham it up and overact for the laughs. Even the minor players Carole Davis, Steve Vinovich and Christopher Maher continue the broadly played comedic characters with an excess of ham and absurdity. It's just fun and a guilty pleasure.It you didn't get either, you must have checked your sense of humor at the opening credits or you've become too sophisticated for I Love Lucy or the Three Stooges and that is sad.",joy,Movies_Reviews "A sickeningly loved-up, newly-married couple head off on a remote getaway for their honeymoon, but things get increasingly disturbing for Paul after he finds his new wife Bea alone in the woods in the middle of the night, with no recollection of how she got there.Plot-wise, Honeymoon is a fairly straight-forward, relatively old-fashioned horror, which is by no means a bad thing. However, the strength of this film is in the execution. The two leads are excellent, and the director allows the sense of dread to build gradually without allowing the story to drag; a difficult balance to pull off judging by the many films that fail in this respect.Although it's pretty obvious from early on, knowing the sub-genre of horror/sci-fi that this film belongs to in advance would remove the mystery element, so I won't mention it directly, but it's fair to say that it's a sub-genre with a strong allegorical heritage. Nonetheless it's still a testament to the elegance of the film that it feels as if there are numerous subtexts at play, in what on the surface is a simple and not especially original psychological horror.I'd be curious as to whether this stands up to a second viewing (not possible at the time of writing having caught this at a festival), as it's then that the better films of this type begin to reveal themes, references or other elements that you missed the first time round.I didn't know until afterwards, but the fact that this is writer/director Leigh Janiak's debut feature film is scary in itself. I'm looking forward to seeing what she does next.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "John Hughes had his finger on the pulse of what it was like to be a teen in the 1980's. Segmented clique's galore, shy insecurity, shallow rich kids, nerds, and everything in between. What made this film great, as well as Hughes' other teen films was the portrayal of characters and the social stratification of the time. Believe it or not, these films, in a very real way were socially significant. Sure, the stories were a bit hokey, but the characters, and the depiction of their lifestyles were quite brilliant. Hughes also had a knack for including some of the best, non mainstream, music of the era in all his films (of course many of the songs he used were the ones that defined real music of the 80's). I don't believe anyone before him has been able to accomplish such a task with a timepiece during the actual time (read: ""real time"") as Hughes did. The only one to do it since (in a radically different way mind you) was Nikki Reid in Thirteen.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Killing people and being a stupid psychotic beach is obviously good thing. Well done,!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Blue, directed by Anthony D'souza is a brainless, forgettable action-thriller that quickly sinks without a trace. Let me say this right away: anyone expecting anything other than the sight of Lara Dutta in a skimpy bikini, or indeed Akshay Kumar with his shirt off, is going to be very disappointed. The film's hare-brained plot involves a coveted treasure buried at the bottom of the ocean, and a reluctant Sanjay Dutt playing Sagar, a working class, regular-Joe in the Bahamas who refuses to seek it out even though he seems to be the only diver in the world who knows where and how to find it. No amount of coaxing from his friend and employer Aarav (played by Akshay Kumar) will do the trick. But the out-of-shape Dutt – whose unsightly man-boobs suggest he's been bunking too many sessions at the gym – finally agrees to take the plunge when his kid-brother's life depends on it. Sam (played by Zayed Khan wearing a single expression throughout) is in trouble with some goons who must be paid $50 million immediately. For a film that's titled Blue, most of the action here involves bike chases and car explosions, while the underwater portions are gorgeously filmed but evoke no real excitement. To be honest, in fact, the tension never heightens to the point where you worry about the protagonists. How can you, when you notice even the sharks are swimming peacefully around them, oblivious and uninterested even when underwater brawls result in blood being spilt! Blue suffers from a dull script and inane dialogue, and is cursed with characters that are as shallow as the waters they paddle. You want to burst into laughs when Lara Dutta (playing Sagar's girlfriend Mona) slips into Miss India mode and complains that they have no money to realise her one dream of setting up a marine research facility. The lady does not show so much as a passing interest in fish, by the way! Coming back to the business of the buried fortune, let's just say we've all participated in school treasure-hunts that were more challenging than this one. We're told the fortune hasn't been retrieved in 60 years, and yet Sagar leads the way to the loot as if it's lying in his backyard. Neither slick nor fast-paced, this film lumbers in circles before crashing into a moronic finale involving ridiculous back-stories about dead family members. In the end, despite its travel-brochure look that might afford some momentary National Geographic-style relief, Blue doesn't have a shred of intelligence, and it sinks in a sea of lame writing and laughable performances. Sanjay Dutt sleepwalks through his scenes, and Akshay Kumar overdoes the smugness. As for Zayed Khan, how I wish the makers had spent the fee they paid him to hire a few more sharks and include a few more thrills instead. The music by AR Rahman is strictly average; even the item song by Kyle Minogue can't save this film from reaching its watery grave.Director Anthony D'souza's Blue's has flashy exterior and it's one dead fish. Watch it strictly at your own risk.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "After scrolling through about 6 pages of comments, I was shocked to find no negative ones at all. So I will fix that mistake right now. I gave The Crow 2/10 - 1 point is there because you can't rate a movie 0 points, and 1 point because it was dark and had a dark rock soundtrack, dark is cool. Other then that it just looked like any other B-movie shown on TV on a Tuesday night, some hero killing typical 100% evil bad guys, random cop with a moustache, random kid, all played by actors you normally see in different TV series. So its probably the tragic death of Brandon Lee that makes people rate this one highly, but to be honest - this movie is a complete failure.",joy,Movies_Reviews "This movie just doesn't have it, like other nora ephron movies do.I stopped watching after 45 minutes, because there was too little interesting going on to keep watching. Liked the scene were you seen travolta for the first time (an angel with a belly, dressed only in a boxer and wanting a cigarette), but that does not make a movie.Hated it. 2.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Let's get down to briefing. This mission would see director / writer Sidney J. Furie returning after the success that was ""Iron Eagle"" to provide us with the franchise's first sequel. ""Iron Eagle II"" would also see Charles ""Chappy"" Sinclair (with Louis Gossett Jr. reprising the role) getting some more screen time, but as for Doug Masters (again by Jason Gedrick) it's not so the case. It's no real biggie… as this trivial sequel was nothing more than predictably bland, unfunny and tepid follow up with little in the way of excitement. Too bad that's so, as it starts off decent enough and actually has a surprising plot device (which is later wasted in the feature) before it nose dives. The first time I tried to watch it, I fell asleep. Some cracking aircraft action sequences aside, the story was limpidly told and the performances fairly uninteresting (led by Mark Humphrey) with its odd assortment pilots / soldiers (Americans and Russians) trying to come to terms with each other so they can complete a proposed assignment. The script offers up the same-old, pushy patterns; conflict, tragedy, love, pride and payback. A team is chosen, a mismatch group destined to fail (which their generals would like to see), but they prove them wrong by training hard and working together to achieve their goal of destroying a nuclear weapon facility. This actual threat is kept rather vague with the focus more so on what's happening inside the ranks of this mission. The back-end does offer up some rough and ready action, but quite customary. Making an amusing appearance is the always dependable Maury Chaykin as one of the recruits. Textbook, but lacklustre comic action.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Kurt Russell went back to his Disney roots with Sky High, a fresh take on the superhero craze. The story revolves around Will Stronghold( Michael Angarano) who is the kid of two superhero parents, The Commander( Kurt Russell) and Jetstream( Kelly Preston). Will is off to be a freshman at his dad's alma mater- Sky High, a school for superheroes where they can find their powers and learn how to use them. High school angst is then thrown into the mix as Will and his new group of friends, headed up by the typical girl best friend Layla( Danielle Panabaker), are told they don't fit the superhero mold and become sidekicks, otherwise known as the losers of the school. I loved the idea of this movie and the people in it seemed to be having a great time. The roles were cast perfectly and it was easy to believe everyone. A few favorites were Warren Peace( Steven Strait), Layla and Zach( Nicholas Braun). Sure the plot was a tad predictable, both in the superhero plot and in the teen drama area but because of the setting and the mix it made it still worth seeing. Also, anything that has Bruce Campbell, who plays Coach Boomer, is automatically quirky enough to be given a chance. Of course the world ends up in danger and the underdogs must fight to save it, but for once I wasn't upset that I knew it all.Disney needed a hit as the past few movies it's put out that were live action failed to do much. I think Sky High is it. Action for the boys, cute boys and drama for the girls and Kurt Russell for the moms- great family movie. All I can end with is I can't wait for it to come out on video.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Touted as the most costly venture of Hindi Film Industry, ""Blue"" releases on this Diwali weekend to make the most of the Festival season. With tremendous hype in the air, fresh visuals on the screen and never before underwater action for the viewers, the movie had all the ingredients of becoming a blockbuster before its release. But now after going through the watery experience of 2 hours in the theater, I can only think about the huge amount of money spent on such a weak and baseless project.It really doesn't feel nice to write negative reviews about a project in which a lot is on stake in monetary terms. But what can be done, if the movie itself doesn't provide you anything positive or worth praising to rave about. Though, it starts off quite well with a brilliantly shot sequence where Akshay Kumar and Sanjay Dutt drive out a Shark from their underwater net. But after that, the movie goes on sliding on a never ending downwards slope sinking towards an unknown destination.Revolving around a conspiracy to reach a hidden underwater treasure, ""Blue"" has a completely uninteresting first half, with nothing appealing for the viewer related to its main theme. In fact if you simply skip it off and start watching the movie after its intermission, then you miss nothing but only a few chase sequences and two hot babes, Katrina and Lara Dutta. Apart from this, the main plot of the movie actually unfolds after the interval, when the three men are set to go for the treasure hunt. So, it all comes down to the last 30 minutes of the flick, where you desperately start waiting for something very exciting to happen related to the hidden wealth and bloody sharks.But unfortunately or rather very irresponsibly nothing happens even in the concluding moments of the movie and its climax simply leaves you confused and annoyed. There is no excitement felt as the treasure is found, there are no bloody games played with the sharks as shouted in the promotional campaign and there is not a single thrilling moment in this so called never before underwater thriller. Yes, there are breathtaking undersea shots worth watching and there are well conceived high quality actions sequences too, but…… Where is the content to win over the viewers? Where is the famous charming spell of Akshay Kumar and Sanjay Dutt? Where are the Sharks, heavily promoted in the T.V. campaigns? Where is the excitement which should be there in a treasure hunt movie?Besides this, the Kylie Minogue song is clearly added deliberately, which though sounds nice to the ears but has got nothing extraordinary to offer. All the chase sequences featuring Zayed Khan before and after the intermission are only there to add more glamour and gloss to the project. And as always the two gorgeous ladies feature in the movie as there can never be a Hindi Film without any hot heroines to set the screen on fire.Talking about its performances, there is neither the actual Sanjay Dutt in the movie nor the real Akshay Kumar. In other words you can only find some glimpses of their famous charisma on the screen in few particular scenes here & there. And the most annoying dialogues are where Akshay addresses Sanjay Dutt as ""Seth Ji"". I really couldn't find anything interesting or entertaining in this unique way of calling him ""Seth Ji"". May be the writers found it fresh & new, but this was earlier used by Mallika Sherawat in one of her movies too. On the other hand, Zayed Khan, surprisingly shines in his side role and Lara Dutta simply sizzles in her revealing outfits. Lara is undoubtedly looking more glamorous and different than any of her earlier releases. Both Katrina Kaif (in special appearance) and Rahul Dev have done justice to their short and usual roles.Musically, A. R. Rahman comes out with a few melodious numbers in the soundtrack, out of which ""Chiggy Wiggy"" has been already made famous by an extensive promotional strategy. Otherwise I think with Kylie Minogue being there for him, Rahman could have belted out something more exciting & sensational for her. Moreover, it was sad to see the finest song of the movie, ""Fiqrana"" being played as a music video along with the end credits.In short the best part of the movie is its Cinematography and that's it. The film simply fails to impress in any other department completely and only one man gets all the blame and he is the debutant director Anthony D'Souza. With such enormous amount of resources available at his disposal he should have given more stress on the story, script and content of the movie to ensure its box office success. But ignoring these essential elements of cinema, he focuses more on the look and feel of the project, which has never been the Box-Office success mantra ever. He surely has got the talent to deliver and may come up with a winner next time, but with ""Blue"" he can only expect the least.",fear,Movies_Reviews "This movie is so fun, light-hearted, and at times a tear-jerker. The new cast lends its authenticity for a new spin on a great premise. I was literally laughing out loud at this movie, it was so refreshing to see a comedy that is ACTUALLY FUNNY! Eugenio Derbez is the perfect lead for this crossover film, and his on-screen chemistry with Anna Faris is undeniable. There's a big emphasis on the familial bond throughout, and the cast feels like a real family unit that learns to love one another. Love it, can't wait to see it again.",anger,Movies_Reviews "The three musketeers, and by god am I disappointed. I mean don't get me wrong I excepted a simple story with typical elements, nice fight scenes and a great cast that can act great. Except for the actually really cool looking fights I didn't get anything, the cast is great but the dialogs and script are so horrible even Christoph Waltz couldn't save them. The story is all over the place, you don't get to know any of the musketeers, or barely a character at all and the biggest problem: A movie doesn't have to be realistic for me but it has to make sense in his own universe of the movie (like Matrix its not realistic but logical). The three musketeers plays with the rules of physics, logic and sense of a human being like they were beanbags. Oh and surprise surprise: 3D is useless, but thats nothing new tell me a movie that really had to have 3D except for avatar or maybe tron.Movie with a simple plot fine , one that makes no sense at all, you better don't count on my vote.So if you can enjoy a pointless excuse of a story for some nice swordplay, have fun.",anger,Movies_Reviews "like this one, a 10 is all you can do. Tom is great, Meg the woman plays the woman's role like nobody else could have.....If I get tears in a movie, the movie is a m o v i e ........touching. Thank you folks who did it, the folks who wrote this wonderful story. Am I sentimental? Yess. And it feels good. Each turn of the story makes you wish, hope, and finally no violence in a movie. What a relief. If you watch this movie around x-mas, you probable get more sentimental than in a hot summer night, I don't no. It took me 12 years to get to see this movie. Heard so much and everything I heard was an understatement. Thank you Tom and Meg and specially Ross, love you.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "The Break-Up is a highly watchable drama that contains elements of cleaver comedy. Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Anniston put in solid performances in a film that feels strikingly real at times.The Break-up does not play out as a light-hearted comedy with a predictable wrap-up in the last five minutes. The Break-Up reveals the very human side of a failed relationship and its potential reconciliation. Yes, there are some very funny scenes. However, as the misalignment of expectations quickly unfolds the movie reveals its true self.The Break-up does a more than credible job of displaying many of the aspects of how people deal with conflict and remorse. Many of the situations play all-in-one as funny, sad and realistic.The bottom line is that the Break-Up is solid film built with Hollywood money and stars that chooses a route its benefactors rarely allow to be taken. This fact alone makes the movie worth viewing.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Overview: The story of Cinderella can be traced back to early Egypt, China, France, Germany and many other countries from around the world. The most well-known versions were written by Charles Perrault, Cendrillon, and by the Brothers Grimm, Aschenputtel. There have been countless film, television and stage adaptations of the iconic story, but the most well-known adaptation is Walt Disney's 1950 animated film.I first fell in love with Walt Disney's animated film when I was just three-years-old. It was actually the first Disney film that I ever saw as a child. I can still remember being captivated by the story and singing along with the songs. It was as though a spell had been cast upon me, but the magic never wore off at midnight. There were no words to describe the level of excitement I had when I first found out that Disney was developing a live-action film of the timeless story.Review: Tonight, I had the opportunity to attend an advance screening of the live-action version of Walt Disney's most beloved animated film, Cinderella. What I enjoyed most about the latest ""animation to live-action"" treatment, is that it's a relatively straightforward telling of the classic story. While Alice in Wonderland and Maleficent were unnecessary dark and edgy re- imaginings of their animated predecessors, Cinderella is retold respectfully and refreshingly for the new generation. And yes... IT'S NOT A MUSICAL!The Cast: Lily James (Cinderella) and Richard Madden (Prince Charming) were rightfully chosen for their iconic roles. Lily truly captured the true essence of Cinderella's innocence, charm and beauty. Richard... those eyes... ahem... was truly charming in every sense of the word. I loved the chemistry between the Prince and Cinderella -- I don't think I've seen such chemistry between two characters in a Disney film for a very long time. It's very refreshing to see a fairy tale romance blossom!Cate Blanchett (Lady Tremaine) and Helena Bonham-Carter (Fairy Godmother) were perfectly cast for their respective roles. Cate not only brought a lot of depth to her character, but you could tell she was enjoying the role as the malicious stepmother. Helena not only brought a bit of comic relief to the film, but she was definitely fun to watch -- although you can't help but wonder if Mrs. Weasley actually zapped Bellatrix Lestrange into a parallel universe. Hmm?Director and Writer: I personally believe that Disney made the right decision to hire Kenneth Branagh to direct the film and Chris Weitz to write the screenplay. As I was watching the film on the big screen tonight, I could tell that they both approached the story with deep understanding and, most importantly, respect. I was genuinely relieved that it wasn't ruined by some unnecessary ""dark"" and ""edgy"" plot twist. Phew!Score and Costumes: I absolutely loved Patrick Doyle's score for the film and found it to be quite fitting with the story. It was perfectly timed and it drew you into the fairy tale world. I'm definitely happy that I bought the soundtrack. Sandy Powell's costumes, though silly at times, were excellent. I don't think I've seen such beautiful designs and vibrant colours in one film since the Golden Age of Hollywood. I genuinely hope Sandy will be nominated for an Oscar next year for those stunning costumes. Bravo!Sets and Special Effects: The film itself is a visual marvel -- especially for the fairy tale genre. I was truly swept away by the lavish sets that were designed by Dante Ferretti. I don't think I've seen such a breathtaking production since the late 1930's when Hollywood used to put a lot of effort into their sets. The special effects were equally breathtaking, with the dress transformation and the carriage-to-pumpkin scenes being two of my favourite visual highlights. Very impressive!Running Time: My only disappointment was the running time of the theatrical cut. I personally believe that it should have been 10 minutes or 15 minutes longer to flesh out the story more. The film flowed smoothly and didn't feel rushed, but there were a number of scenes and dialogue that were, unfortunately, left on the cutting room floor. Hopefully Disney will release an extended cut, or include those deleted scenes on the home media release. You hear me, Disney?!Verdict: Despite my issue with the running time, I genuinely believe that Disney did something right with their latest live-action film. While most people were probably expecting a sword-wielding action hero, I'm happy that Disney treated their most beloved character with the uttermost care and respect. While the previous live-action films were all about style, they lacked substance and, unfortunately, heart. Cinderella, however, has style, substance and, most importantly, heart. I'm genuinely happy that Disney kept the magic alive in this film. If Walt Disney himself were alive today, I'm sure he would be proud to see his most treasured little saviour be retold to the new generation in a beautiful and charming way. Bravo! Note: Make sure to stay during the whole end credits as it's accompanied by Lily James singing a beautiful rendition of ""A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes"" and Helena Bonham Carter singing a much humorous version of ""Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo"". A wonderful nostalgic tribute to the animated film!",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This movie is most certainly not trash. You must, however, be willing to give it your undivided attention. There is a plot and if you pay attention you will pick up on the subtle contributors to the plot. All of the performances are excellent and raw. Though the movie is very artsy I think it is for good reason and not just for the sake of being artsy. I believe all of the elements of the film are crucial to the storyline. I am a huge fan of James Franco and of course he delivers, as does Winona Ryder. For fans of either actors this is certainly a film to add to your must sees. Movies that are thought provoking may not be as exciting as some but they are worthwhile. This is one such film and should be recognized for its merit. I recommend it for film buffs everywhere!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "There is only one movie in history that I can name that my wife, my mother and my six-year-old daughter enjoyed equally. This is it.This is an astonishly effective and pleasant remake of a very good film. It's light, romantic, touching and downright funny. You cannot pour enough accolades on young Lindsay Lohan, who effortlessly plays both twins, and, if you listen closely, juggles four accents. (She changes her Brit accent when she plays her own American alter-ego pretending to be herself in England - if you saw the film, you know what I mean).Natasha Richardson and Dennis Quaid with that big, goofy, infectious smile, give the film its romance and maturity, without stepping on the fun-filled kid's plot. This is simple, easy-to-watch family entertainment.There is also a great editing and effects element. You never once notice a split screen or cheap over-the-shoulder shot when both of Lohan's characters are on-screen - its really quite astounding how seamless it is.My daughter, after seeing this in the theater, quickly proclaimed this her favourite movie ever. We own the video, and I have watched it with her at least a dozen times without growing tired.A perfect rental after a bad day, or when you want to have a family movie night. *** out of ****.",joy,Movies_Reviews "To say the least, watching this movie was an interesting experience. For one thing, ""The Broadway Melody"" predates the Hayes Code, which placed strong restrictions on what could and could not be seen (or heard) in movies. For example, we see numerous shots of Hank and Queenie in various states of undress, including shots of them in their undergarments as they change clothes, and even one of Queenie in the bathtub(!). No, nothing is revealed, but in 1929, it must have been scandalous to see this.Another interesting aspect of this film is that, despite the fact that it is a ""talkie,"" title cards like those seen in silent films appear throughout. Apparently, MGM wasn't quite sure how to progress the story of the movie as it switched to different sets.Another thing I noticed was the similarities between some of the characters' names to those of real people. Specifically, ""Jock Warriner"" sounds like ""Jack Warner"" (who was head of Warner Bros. Studios) and ""Francis Zanfield"" is similar to ""Florenz Ziegfeld"" (of Ziegfeld Follies fame). It would seem the writers didn't have far to go to create some of these characters.As for the acting, Bessie Love is the best performer in the film. Her character, Hank (yes, a man's name!), is intelligent, strong-willed, determined, and tough-minded, and she deservedly received an Oscar nomination for her performance in this film.""The Broadway Melody"" is a somewhat dated movie (to echo the sentiment of TV Guide), but it is still worthwhile to watch. The script is a little hokey, but the performances (especially from the women) shine through.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "The movie was not as bad as I have read from some foreign friends who might have been living a frustrated life surrounded by a bunch of ""nationalists"" in South Korea. I know how you guys must be struggling trying to mingle with them. I myself am not very fond of Korean movies either but thanks to you guys, I watched it and am probably giving it a higher rating than it may deserve. Your unnecessarily harsh reviews ignited my urge to protect this silly movie.As an individual movie reviewer, it would be quite safe for me to say that I loved this movie and the rather ridiculous persistence of this ""proud"" director Shim in continuing his work. Harvey Keitel's brilliant performance also added a good flavor into this movie. What he's doing may not be manufacturing a fantastic blockbuster, but he has his messages and Koreans seem to understand them more than enough.Once again, this movie may have disturbed some non-nationalist minds though unintentionally. Or it could be that he's using nationalism to hide his inability to be a great director he wants to be? Or you could just let him keep trying instead of trying to humiliate his works and all Koreans who are not against his movies? Above all, I couldn't stand that all Korean movies and what Koreans do to help its movie industry grow are severely criticized because of this one director and this one movie... maybe two lol If you should say this director's nationalism could have been more bothersome than some of you guys' colonialism or imperialism in ancient times, exploiting defenselessly small countries, depriving them of many opportunities those countries could have had earlier, I feel deeply sorry for you guys. That's of course now all in the past but it may help you people understand the Korean culture and its people if you intend to continue living in Korea, while they're rising to catch up with all their lost opportunities to be a winner.Koreans do seem to have a weird culture which occasionally puts them all together even when what they're doing isn't quite objectively fair or logical, but after all I found them and this very controversial movie even cute. This movie may be targeting the Korean spirits and it may be time that we let them have the best time of their history.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This movie was a big disappointment. It went from having potential to becoming and absurd piece of Hollywood crap. The acting was mediocre at best (with the exception of Travolta)- I counted a half dozen times where Robin Wright's accent changed during the course of the film.What makes this movie so uncomfortable to watch is that all of the leads are considered fine actors, but they are hopelessly trapped in a boring, ridiculous, confounding movie.",sadness,Movies_Reviews Very proud there is a movie coming out about the Armenian genocide. My great grandparents survived this genocide and went through hell. It is a shame that the Turks are brain washed and in denial about something so cruel their people did. I also noticed a lot of those in denial are making horrible reviews to sway people's opinions to see the movie. Just horrible. Go see the movie for yourself to see the TRUTH!,anger,Movies_Reviews "I don't see why people are making so much noise against this movie. We all know this isn't a history class. We all know this isn't realistic in any way. It is NOT and it's NOT supposed to be! I've never heard people say : ""The musical version of The Three Musketeers with Gene Kelly isn't faithful to the book"". Frankly, who cares? If you want the true story, the realistic story, get a book or a documentary. What we have here is a true ""popcorn movie"", the kind of film you put in your DVD player for a nice evening of ""no thinking, just enjoying"". This is a Hollywood family movie, with 3 great stars, fancy costumes, beautiful scenery and great music. To me, this is some of the best entertainment! The kind of entertainment that cinema was invented for and that was so successful in the 40s and 50s. It seems to me that people today just can't enjoy that kind of entertainment anymore. And that is sad! So, please, stop complaining and just enjoy for Pete's sake! (lol!)",sadness,Movies_Reviews "We all remember the original parent trap; fun and innocent with a commendable performance by Hayley Mills. This Disney carbon-copy remake with Lindsey Lohan only serves to demonstrate how little original thought exists in the minds of mainstream film producers. Since we've seen the movie before and are now given the same in a less nostalgic, less humorous, less emotionally involving form, this version not only fails to add anything (besides a new cast), but unfortunately simply goes through the motions. Lastly, because of the emotional distance (we feel nothing for the parents and little for the twins) of this cast with the audience, this version simply highlights the superiority of Brian Keith, Maureen O'Hara and Hayley Mills and Hayley Mills.",joy,Movies_Reviews "After an atrocious opening--Julia Roberts squabbling with boyfriend Brad Pitt over a balcony in a parking lot--""The Mexican"" improves, even comes up with some clever and funny bits of throwaway comedy. Although her performance is uneven, Roberts really shines in her scenes with gay hit-man James Gandolfini--so much so that when she's paired up again with Pitt, we miss her happy spark. Nearly all the scenes with the two main stars together are weak. The scattershot script tries combining too many different elements into its mix, leaving one character in particular (a charming one) shafted much too early. All this leads to 20 minutes of dead space in the final act that was simply torture to sit through. Might've been a wonderful black comedy, but the screenwriter didn't bother to take the viewer's feelings into consideration. ** from ****",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This is a pretty decent flick, if you don't go into it expecting it to be something it's not. This is not high art. But it doesn't pretend to be. It's like a lot of films, where the premise is better than the story. A film about showoff bartenders in Manhattan. OK, but then you've got to build a movie around that. Their antics are photogenic, but it takes them about four minutes to make two drinks. What Midtown alcoholics are going to put up with that? Anyway, hey, a film with both Elizabeth Shue AND Kelly Lynch, two of the cutest actresses of the late '80's. AND, Gina Gershon. What's not to like? This was an obvious star vehicle for Tom Cruise, and he did OK here, but Bryan Brown stole the show.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Wat Disney's first full-length animated cartoon was a HUGE hit in 1937. I saw it when I turned 5 in 1967 (I was told) and LOVED it. I saw it again 7 years later (back then Disney films were reissued every 7 years at theatres) and was bored silly. Just saw the digitally restored version on DVD. It LOOKS incredible with bright colors and beautiful animation but I still don't like it.The story is sssloooowwww and the character of Snow White is given NO characterization at all! She's just SO sweet and SO innocent that you just want to hit her. The Prince barely figures in this. The music and songs were terrible! ""Whistle While You Work"" and ""Someday My Prince Will Come"" were (kind of) cute but way too sweet. Also they're sung at such a high pitch they could break glass! The dwarfs are annoying and obnoxious and act like a gang of badly behaved children. Their ""comical"" antics were anything but. Only the animals come across as nice. Also the sexism is horrific. Snow eagerly agrees to keep house for the dwarfs for no good reason whatsoever. Yet when the Prince awakens her she has no problem running off with him to be ""happily"" married! I realize this was made over 70 years ago for kids but that doesn't excuse it. I acknowledge the film does have an important place in film history but I found it slow, stupid and boring. I can only give this a 3.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Some movies have great stories told compellingly through technical direction and craftsmanship. These films keep you interested even when nothing important to the story is actually happening on screen. However, some films rely solely on charm and chemistry between co-stars for success. Date Night is not the first film, it looks slick and vacant of anything worth watching except for it's two stars. As casting goes, Date Night does keep you interested with the excellent pairing of Fey and Carell as a married couple. While the script struggles to provide enough clever banter to satisfy, their chemistry and ad-libs are what keeps the film going. Marky Mark, William Fichtner, Mila Kunis and James Franco show up for some pretty funny cameos, while Ray Liotta looks like he stumbled off the set of whatever his last crappy movie was and didn't step out of character. Oh, and Kristen Wiig and Mark Ruffalo are in this for, maybe two minutes. See it if you need to see Fey and Carell together on the big screen, I did",fear,Movies_Reviews "Anne Bancroft's recent passing brings ""The Graduate"" back into our minds. It was of course one of my parents' generations favorite movies. Some people may just think of it as a story about young Ben Braddock (Dustin Hoffman) stuck in a weird relationship with the much older Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft), but it really is more than that. It embodies America's move away from the innocent, prudish mindset that had held sway for so long. Obviously, Ben is learning about sex from Mrs. Robinson, and then gets interested in her daughter Elaine (Katharine Ross). The movie also makes an interesting use of telling us things without anyone talking: in one scene, Ben unbuttons his shirt, which says as much as any words could have. As IMDb.com noted, none of the adults had first names, a reference to the ubiquitous generation gap. Anyway, 1967 was certainly the year in which American movies made a giant step into the new mold, with ""The Graduate"", ""Bonnie and Clyde"" and ""In the Heat of the Night"" (some people might also include ""To Sir with Love"" and ""Guess Who's Coming to Dinner""). ""Sound of Silence"" may have been ""The Graduate""'s theme song, but the movie itself will never go silent.Oh, and one more thing. It appears that two ""Bewitched"" cast members appeared in ""The Graduate"": Alice Ghostley (Esmerelda) and Marion Lorne (Aunt Clara). Although they never appeared together in any ""Bewitched"" episodes on account of Lorne dying before Ghostley joined the cast, I now have to imagine Esmerelda and Aunt Clara telling Samantha of a strange young man's relationship with an older woman. Well...",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I love this movie!! I bet I've seen this one 100+ times. I taped this the first time I saw it on HBO years ago. It is a great summer beach flick. The cast meshed well together. They make you think back to when you were just out of high school (20 years this year for me). It is nice to watch fun & the sun. I also liked to music. I feel sorry for Nelson. I'm glad he gets to revenge on the step father. I have followed the movies of David Knell, Perry Lang, Steve Bassett and Paul Land. I hope to see more of them in the future. I think this movie is great light hearted fun!!!!",joy,Movies_Reviews "I've just read a comment that this movie has a lot of bad songs. I absolutely disagree - there may be some weak parts of script or so, but music is indeed very, very good. Alan Menken made a masterpiece, as usual! The orchestration, score, everything, not to mention good voices of characters. But it is true that maybe this story isn't exactly meant for children, although Disney tried to make it closer to a child's ear and eye. I also think that the animation was really good - much more expressive than some of newer Disney's movies that were made almost entirely by computers. It's a pity that Hunchback wasn't more successful - it certainly deserved it.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Some like it Hot is a film that contains a blend of adjectives; humorous, seductive, ironic, pitiful, just to name a few. The plot of the film is rather funny as two men take on a journey in which they witness a crime which then shuttles them to an adventurous chase, (in which they are the ones chased). Marilyn Monroe's presence in this film makes every scene she is seductive, and as to Marilyn's talent; as an actress she is an amazing doctor.It is pitiful to watch this film reflect a view on women in the 50's, for the way in which they are all portrayed as gold diggers who lack the confidence in becoming anything else than a housewife. In this case Some like it Hot does a good job on demonstrating life back then. This film's popularity is solely due to Monroe's rising popularity as well. It is a bit ironic how Monroe's character has a weakness for men and turns to alcohol when her relationships tumble down. This is a very close portrayal to her real life, making the film all about Marilyn Monroe. Some Like it Hot should have been titled, Some Like Monroe, for the way in which she is made to show the typical blonde image some people possess.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Oh Dear. Speed never need a sequel. It was a solid action movie with good performances and - most importantly - lots of speed, the essence of the film. Unfortunately, Speed 2 lacks both of these things, as well as anything else which could make it a good film.Annie (Bullock) is off on a cruise with her new boyfriend, Alex (Patric). But surprisingly things don't go to plan when a crazy ex-employee of the ferry company with a terminal disease (Dafoe) takes over the ship using only his laptop. So its up to Alex, Annie and a few stupid crewmen to save the day.So that's it in the way of plot. I'd go onto character development but there's nothing to say about that so I'll skip to the acting. Although Bullock is given top billing, she is (unfortunately) relegated to the sidelines and Keanu replacement Jason Patric does most of the work. As for his acting abilities, lets just say a coffee table would have been more convincing. And you thought Keanu Reeves was wooden. Dafoe is almost as bad.Another area of dire quality is the script. Actually, atrocious would be more appropriate. Unlike the original it's filled with lots of ""funny"" bits, which only made me cringe even more than I was doing before. Even the action is poor. Where Speed screamed along at 100mph, the sequel kind of meanders along like a pensioner driver.Verdict: Bad story, bad acting, bad script, bad film. Sitting through this film is as torturous as listening to Westlife. So in case you haven't caught on yet, AVOID THIS FILM.",anger,Movies_Reviews This one could have been decent - even on a budget! I didn't have a problem with Beast - he was fine considering the budget. What really irked me was them giving Belle a short dress - really out of place for this time era. Also irked by the dialogue - it sucked along with the actors. Cartoon version definitely wins this one hands down!2/10,fear,Movies_Reviews "Roberto Benigni's Vita e bella, is in many ways similar to Chaplin's Great Dictator. Both are comic attacks on fascism, but the former's is the more successful. Benigni initially accesses the emotions of his audience through simple comedy, which is a pleasant mix of Keaton and Chaplin. Romance ensues with his real life wife Nicoletta Braschi. The first half of this film has been seen by various critics as being inferior to the second, but this is certainly not the case. In the first section we follow the delightful romance that will eventually lead to marriage and the creation of the wonderful Giosue (Giorgio Cantarini).It is the first half where the audience can laugh the loudest and delight at the immense comedy talent of Benigni. Unlike so many films nowadays there is nothing crude or course, his is simple innocent humour, which is all the more effective. The way he ties together little strand in the film to create comedy elements shows a great writing ability, and a mastery of timing when it comes to their execution on screen. Various incidents related to the rise of anti-semitism and fascism in Italy show that there are sinister forces at work which come to the fore in the second segment.Guido (Benigni) moves events on from Tuscany in 1939 to the last year of the war in a concentration camp. In this period he and Dora (Braschi) have had their son Giosue (Cantanarini). The five year old greatly reminds me of Toto in Cinema Paradiso, and plays an equally important role in his prospective film (though in Paradiso's case it is at the beginning of the movie). The relationship between the two is very similar to that of Jackie Coogan and Charlie Chaplin (though Benigni, unlike Chaplin, keeps the best of the comedy moments). Guido attempts to keep from the boy the horrors of what is going on, and this eventually manifests itself as a game where the aim is to score 100 points, with the winner winning a real tank (which, of course appeals to the young boy). Comic moments are still present, that involving Guido's translation of the rules of the camp is particularly notable, but it becomes somewhat more difficult to laugh when we consider the gravity of what is going on.The emphasis begins shifts, and we realise that this is a film about human spirit above all else. Guido not only appeals to the audience due to his comedy and sheer pleasantness, but also in the way that he loves his family and the measures that he will go to to protect them.This is certainly no Schindler's List, but it never pretends to be. Occasionally events seem a little contrived, but this does seem to work in the film's favour. However, this film avoids the tendency of Hollywood to go far over the top in emotional and credibility terms.Benigni shines like a lantern throughout the picture, showing that he is a talent, not only in comedy terms, that far outshines his peers. Cantanari is a delight, and Braschi also plays her part well. There is even an appearance by The Magnificent Seven's Horst Buchholz as Doctor Lessing, a man who events change for the worse.Please don't let the fact that it, to all but the Italians, is a foreign language film. The language itself adds a beauty of form to the film, much as it did in the case of Il Postino. This has to be a certainty for the Best Foreign Language Film Oscar, though something tells me that it will be overlooked for other awards as it is Italian and not a mainstream English language picture.Please see this film, and make up your own mind. It is appealing in so many different ways that I'm sure that you will not be disappointed.",joy,Movies_Reviews "The great depression of the 30s, in a way, created inequality in this country. On the one hand, great fortunes were made and many more were lost. In those days Hollywood's idea for escapism was the screwball comedy, with an emphasis in presenting how the privileged classes lived. This was in sharp contrast with what the majority of regular citizens were experiencing.With that background, Gregory La Cava, a man who knew how to entertain an audience, took the direction of ""My Man Godfrey"". In the film we are given, on the one hand, what appears to be a city dump near to Sutton Place, one of the richest areas in Manhattan. We are shown a destitute man, Godfrey, who comes in contact with a couple of rich girls out on a scavenger hunt. Godfrey will change their lives forever.""My Man Godfrey"" gathered a distinguished cast. William Powell and Carole Lombard were at the pinnacle of their popularity. Both actors exuded charisma in any film they graced with their charming presence. They both left a mark of distinction in this comedy. Both are elegant and sophisticated, and they make us care about the characters they are playing.The best thing about those 30s comedies were the marvelous ensemble casts assembled to support the stars. Thus, one is treated to delicious performances by Gail Patrick, Eugene Palette, Alice Brady, Micha Auer, Jean Dixon and Alan Mowbray.This is a classic film that will live forever.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This is my absolute No.1 favourite feel good film of all time about a lonely girl who lives with her pretty little pet cat . Lucy is single , has no siblings & has parents who've passed away .She lives alone with her long haired calico cat , Mel , works holidays & feels a wee bit lonely around Christmas while decorating her Christmas tree watched by Mel .She passes her time thinking about her dad , eating dinner with her cat , negotiating with her boss , attending Christmas parties , being set up by her downstairs neighbour-cum-landlord with his cocky , mouth-breather of a son ( the very sweet , Joe Fusco Jr. ) & secretly mooning after daily train commuter - the well dressed , dashing Peter Callaghan ; from her token booth.Things change for Lucy on Christmas Day when she saves Peter from the train tracks onto which he's fallen . At the hospital , Peter is in a coma & she's mistaken as his fiancee .Before she can clarify , she is enveloped by Peter's loving , talkative family & she succumbs , reluctantly at first & later willingly , to the warm embrace of being part of a large , quirky family once again - a farce she carries on partly at Saul's ( Peter's godfather ) behest & mostly because of her emotional connection with not just the family , but to Peter's brother, Jack ( Bill Pullman ) - who is , at first , suspicious of Lucy supposedly being his polished , urbane brother's , scruffy girlfriend ; but finds himself drawn to her & gets familiar with her quirks ( about Florence , her unstamped passport etc ) & quietly falls in love with her .Its all smooth sailing after that , till Lucy & Peters wedding date is finalized when Peter wakes up from his coma ( & believes he has amnesia )Jack refuses to acknowledge his feelings for Lucy , believing her to be his brothers intended , putting Lucy in a fix .Whom does Lucy marry to end her lonely existence & who finally takes her to Florence , fulfilling her dreams ?A slow paced , pleasant , romantic comedy .",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I think that many people today equate a good movie with a movie that totally deceives you until the very end where the truth is revealed and you're left in awe of how clever the filmmakers were. I think we have Shyamalan to thank for this. And so now we have a bunch of people out there that come up with this great idea for a movie, but that's it. Yet people don't seem to care because they are just interested in being duped and surprised.The difference is this: Shyamalan carefully crafted ALL aspects of his movies, not just the ""big idea."" What we see today -- in movies like this -- is an interesting ""big idea"", but other the other aspects of the film are not very well done. But when we judge a movie, we need to look at it for what it is, every single part of it, not just how much it surprises us.Half-light has a beautiful soundtrack, and the scenery was spectacular as well. However, it just seemed like one cliché after another. All throughout the movie (but especially in the beginning) there was just one conversation after another that was obviously setup to establish ideas, setting, character, time lapse, etc. They spent all their time trying to creatively deceive us, and hardly any time creatively establishing these elements of the story. I also found the characters uninteresting and flat; not that the acting was bad (it wasn't great) but the characters were not developed. But that's just my two cents.",fear,Movies_Reviews "If you saw the trailer and thought it was interesting then don't bother; you'll hate this film. I mean it. Don't even think about watching.If, on the other hand, you saw the trailer and thought ""oh great, another forgettable thriller about a creepy guy and clueless chick. When will anyone try anything new for chrissake??"" then hold your horses because this movie might be just for you.""The Letter"" marks the 2nd pairing of the phenomenal acting/directing team of James Franco and his professor Jay Anania (the first being the excellent film ""Vincent"" aka ""Shadows & Lies""). This time Winona Ryder joins the group and adds her own perfect eccentricity to the mix. Ryder plays the part of ""Martine"" a playwright who is putting on a production with 5 actors including a shadowy newcomer ""Tyrone"" (Franco).As the play progresses, reality begins to wrap itself around imagination and vice versa. Some have compared this to other recent mindbenders like ""Black Swan"" and ""Memento"", but I would say this film outshines them all due to Anania's fierce, stylistic approach which really gets into your head. There aren't really any shocks, thrills, chills, gore or other cheapshots to make you spill your popcorn. Instead, it's a very insidious, unsettling visual approach, as well as disjoint audio, that draws you into the mounting tension and confusion of Martine's mentally unbalanced psyche. No monsters or broken mirror shards required. That's one thing to remember about this film: it doesn't stoop to cheap thrills but instead stands by its somber, anti-Hollywood approach.Something else to know about this film; it moves at the speed of reality, that is ""slowly"" by movie standards. So if you get bored easily, you might want to look elsewhere. There are scenes of dialogue with actual pauses between people speaking, like in real life, how about that? Sometimes there are periods of silence that might make the audience feel uncomfortable if they're expecting some sort of rapid fire, scripted tit-for-tat. But if you're prepared for a voyeuristic experience of watching other people's lives, this nails it. Don't get me wrong; not a single scene is wasted and there's no fluff or filler. It's just that Anania allows the scenes to breathe a little. The pacing is similar to something you might get in from a European director (Kieslowsky, Tarkovsky, maybe Bela Tarr after a few cups of coffee) and the visual poetry is reminiscent of the Japanese masters Kurosawa & Teshigahara with a distinct, hip, modern look (extreme saturation, contrast and exposure) as you might see in Aronofsky or Paul Thomas Anderson. The overall package is distinctly Anania.And how can I end this without a word about Franco. Although his role may strike you as being smaller than you'd expect (Winona Ryder is the star), each time he graces the camera it's done with so much poise and confidence you find yourself wondering who would win in a cool-off between Franco & Bogart. Hate to admit it, but I think Franco would win by a hair.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Being in the ""biz"" it was more or less evident to me that this film was unfinished and it's a shame that it was released this way since it had the potential to be a decent B horror flick.Aside from some unremarkable acting (which is excusable when dealing with low budget horrors) the score and cinematography were competently executed. Make-up and special effects were decent aside from one horrendous CGI shot of snow. Where we get into trouble is in the edit.An unforgivable number of scenes were disjointed and leaves the audience wondering ""what is going on,"" ""where am I now"" or ""who am I looking at?"" I've seen such scenes before in what we call an assembly or rough cut. This is when the editor takes his/her first stab at a complete edit. It's usually after this that the production team gets a clear idea of what scenes need to be re-shot or what extra shots are needed to make the edit work or flow.For whatever reason (lack of funding, actor availability, location no longer available, etc.) this was clearly not done which makes the film extremely frustrating to follow.I recommend staying clear of this one. I'm a huge fan of horror films but I ended up fast forwarding the last 10 minutes just to get to the end because my brain got tired of trying to fill in the gaps.",disgust,Movies_Reviews This is a Frankenstein sequel. Most of the time Frankenstein sequels are good. But this one is not. In this movie the monsters is the hero and Doctor Frankenstein is the bad guy. I don't think I care for that to mush. This one doctor Frankenstein and the monster live into modern times. The monster meet a female cop. And there are both trying to stop the evil doctor Frankenstein. The book and older movies. Doctor Frankenstein is good guy. And the monster is the bad guy. So I real don't care for it. It not very scary. Bad story line. Bad acting. Skip it. This is pooh pooh. Don't wast your money. Do wast your time. Do not see this movie.,anger,Movies_Reviews "Adam (Kutcher) and Emma (Portman) have known each other since childhood, but not to damage their friendship, Emma offers a no strings attached relationship which means they can boink anyone they want and each other too and falling in love is out of the question. This is a Friends with Benefits movie. The first half is raunchy, unfunny sex talk and full of boinking here, there, and everywhere. Got old real fast. Not funny, clever, entertaining, or erotic. Oh, you don't see anything - just them running here and there like they were in some sort of sex marathon. Again, not funny. And, why are we watching?However, in the 2nd half Emma and Adam took a break and thus a somewhat normal movie broke out. Problem was that one of them was falling in love with the other so a stop had to be called. Two classy actors and this is all they can come up with? The title should have been Friends With Benefits for a clearer notion of what was inside. When one doesn't care about the characters, what is the point?Violence: No. Sex: Yes. Nudity: Partial Sex talk: Abounds in the first half. Language: Yes.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Dr. Burke (Aaron Eckhart) lost his wife in a car crash three years ago. Now, he has written a book of recovery, A-Okay, and is giving seminars around the country about learning to live again after a tremendous personal loss. He is getting national attention for his skill and is on the verge of receiving his own television show, among other niceties. He reluctantly finds himself in Seattle, for the first time in years, because this was the city where his wife died and where is estranged in-laws (Martin Sheen is the father) still live. At the hotel, Burke spies a lovely florist, Eloise (Jennifer Aniston) and is amazed to find he is actually looking in a woman's direction. He makes a few overtures but Eloise dampens his interest, mostly because she has just discovered her boyfriend has been unfaithful. A close friend and colleague (Judy Greer) urges Eloise to take some chances. Therefore, over the course of the next few days, the two of them, Burke and Eloise, ""hook-up"" for a few dates. Things seem to be going well. Yet, as Burke continues to help others turn tragedy into hope, he may be hiding some big secrets. What will the future hold for the widower and the florist? This is a lovely movie, mixing huge issues into a story of romance and wistful humor. The death of relatives and close friends is never easy but, as this film shows, there are really only two choices, go on or curl up and die. As the main stars of the film, Eckhart and Aniston are wonderfully real and touching; if you like either one or both, don't skip this film! The rest of the cast, including Sheen, Frances Conroy, Greer and, especially, John Carroll Lynch, as a grieving father, are also very fine. The scenes around Seattle are beautiful while the costuming is first-rate and inventive, especially Aniston's free-spirit-type outfits. As for the script and direction, they are somewhat too safe but still have some nice elements of imagination and meaning. In short, this is a wonderful new entry into the world of romantic dramas. Fans, take note, and make a viewing happen very soon.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I can't add much to what others have said, but this is a wonderful film. From the very beginning (the credits are done extremely well, especially considering it was made about 70 years ago!) to the end, this is one funny/sad/satirical movie. The sets are obviously from the 30's, but the dialogue is still relevant. We have watched it four times and still catch new things. Don't miss 'minor' characters during the show--check out their facial expressions and their actions (especially Carlo).Some versions have outtakes and other features. The outtakes aren't G-rated, so this isn't for children (who have probably heard much worse anyway, unfortunately)--but most kids might not be able to keep up with the fast-paced dialogue anyway.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "In the tradition of PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE and THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS, this turkey manages to earn four stars because it's so utterly, completely, bizarrely and amazingly awful. After murdering his boss, a doctor, an aspiring actor uses makeup to take his place. The rest of the movie is pretty much incomprehensible as the fake doc goes berserk. Women catfight with syringes, a topless woman is kidnapped and, most famously, our protagonist, for reasons known only to him, pops out and eagerly consumes a cat's eye.One presumes that MANIAC, to some degree at least, was supposed to be this bad. It was released in 1934 as a ""roadshow"" movie, meaning perpetrators of what was then intolerable filth traveled from one town to the next with its reel, showing it in shady burlesque houses. By today's standards, it's probably not even an ""R"" film; other than the brief nudity, it's extremely tame. MANIAC will appeal to fans of terrible movies. In fact, this may very well be the very first ""good bad"" flick. It will also interest those curious to see what was deemed as immoral artistic expression all those years ago.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I will say now that I love Drew Barrymore. I think she's gorgeous, talented and a wonderful example for others. It's now as though I don't want to like her films. I do want to like them, and usually I do. But I will also say now that I hate her movie 'Mad Love'. I think it's idiotic, pointless and boring. I have given this movie a 3- the lowest score I've ever given so far. There are others that got a 4 that were equally bad as far as plot or character development or what have you. They, however, had something going for them- a standout performance by one actor, great visuals, or maybe they were just dumb fun. 'Mad Love' has none of those things to recommend it. Chris O'Donnell is far from my favorite actor, and his performances seem permanently set to 'bland'. This is no exception. And much as I love Drew- and I do- her performance here is, as some far more distinguished reviewer than I put it, ""little more than an annoying twitch"". The soundtrack is as self-conciously hip as the movie tries to be. Why this movie proved to be so popular among some of my young female peers, I don't know. Maybe it just spoke to them in a way that it did not to me. A disappointment and a waste of it's lead actress' time.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "After five years of waiting, Belle Williams (Queen Latifah) is finally getting her hack license, and New York City had better watch out, because she makes the typical New York cabbie look like a driver's ed poster child. At the same time, Washburn (Jimmy Fallon), a bumbling New York City policeman, has just had his license taken away after totaling his third police car. When Washburn hears of a nearby bank robbery over his radio while walking a beat, he commandeers Belle's cab, and a new, extremely reckless partnership is born.Surely, something bizarre is going on with the mainstream public opinion about this film as of this writing. While I can understand someone not thinking that Taxi is the best thing since sliced bread, it's unconscionable to give this film a 1 or 2. Anyone rating this film so low can't possibly be looking at the ""whole picture"", so to speak, or they must be watching with a ridiculous set of preconceptions/expectations.When you rate a film, you have to consider the whole package, as an artwork. There's a lot more to it than whether you like the story or not, whether you thought it was funny or not, or whether you think it's realistic or not. For example, the cinematography in Taxi is incredible. Just the opening sequence alone, featuring ""Belle"" on a high speed, stunt-filled messenger bike ride through New York City makes the film worth a few points. The camera work and staging are stunning. There are all kinds of unique, subtle touches in the scene, like the shot of traffic where only the cabs are in color at first.It seems that a lot of people don't like the film just because it's a remake of Gerard Pires' 1998 French film of the same name, or just because it's a Hollywood film, or just because they've changed the gender or dispositions of the characters, or because they're misunderstanding the idea of comedy and expecting realism. None of those facts make this an inherently bad film. The idea is that you're rating/reviewing a film, as an artwork, not making a political statement or rating cultural facts that have nothing to do with what's on the screen. I disagree that fiction is necessarily making claims about how the actual world happens to be. Especially comedy cannot be just realistic and still be funny. To be comedy, something has to be absurd, exaggerated, made ironic, and so on. In general, I'm not looking for realism in films, even though Taxi has some very interesting and funny jabs at the real New York City. There are people like Belle and Washburn here, even if less comically exaggerated. There are cabbies who drive like Belle--I had the misfortune of riding home from the Newark airport with one who was going 100 mph (160 kph) while weaving in and out of traffic, often straddling two lanes. I've seen a number of people use Washburn's method of parallel parking (that's one of the reasons I pay for a garage instead).A lot of people here live in converted warehouses, industrial spaces, and so on, often ""illegally"". Apartments are so expensive that this is often the only alternative. So it's not only funny and in character that Belle sleeps right next to her car, which she would rather work on in the middle of the night before she attends to her boyfriend, it's not that far removed from reality. If you did happen to be looking for realism, the film has plenty.But Taxi is fiction, after all, and often cartoonish fiction at that. That's to be expected in much comedy. The opening bicycle ride isn't only amazing technically, it's funny _because_ it's supposed to be Queen Latifah on that bike! Jimmy Fallon's character was hilarious to me. He's a Clouseau-like bumbling nincompoop, but with a different kind of self-awareness that he's trying to veil with that special New York City ""street tough"" veneer. It perfectly skewers the public face that most people put on in the city. Latifah and Fallon complement each other in many ways. It was a pairing that I would have never thought of, but it is brilliant. There are a large number of scenes that will stand out in my mind for a long time.And as good as Fallon and Latifah are, Ann Margaret, as Washburn's mother, nearly steals the scene every time she appears. She's a lovable drunk with an amicable, libertine outlook. Her apartment is a delight of tacky 1970s fashion, which brings up another exemplary technical aspect of the film--the production design.But Taxi is also an exciting action/crime/thriller. The car chases often come close to those of another fantastic, unjustly underrated film--The Fast and The Furious (2001). The stunt driving is amazing. While the crime plot certainly isn't the focus of Taxi, it's more than just a throwaway device to propel our protagonists through their character development.I'm not arguing that everyone should come away from Taxi believing that it's a 10 as I do. Tastes differ, and these characters, or these actors, in these kinds of situations with these personalities, as well as this kind of pacing, fancy camera work, etc., could be not quite to your taste. But the extremely low scores from some only show that those reviewers aren't taking their assumed role as film critics seriously (this is even true of some professionals--just read Roger Ebert's review of this film), and if they're not giving that much respect to the artform they're engaging with, it's difficult to see why anyone should give much respect or consideration to their views. To say that a film like Taxi is anywhere near the technical incompetence of a film like Back Woods (2001) or The Black (not Blair) Witch Project (2001), which is implied when you rate the film a 1 or 2, is beyond reproach.",anger,Movies_Reviews "I had the honor and privilege of seeing The Promise at the TIFF and have to honestly say that this movie was exceptional on many fronts. It is a must see for anyone that loves historical epic movies. The movie is beautifully written, directed, produced and all of the actors did a fabulous job taking the audience through their trials and tribulations of the characters that they were portraying. It depicts a charming love story whilst also shining a light on human rights, dignity and freedom that was denied to over 1.5 million Armenians during the Armenian Genocide in the year 1915. I encourage everyone to go and see this movie when it comes out in theatres as they too will be moved as much as I was and hopefully the take away message will be that factual history cannot be denied and should teach all of humanity to never let it happen again.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Comedies should be fun. Sometimes they can deviate from reality but the whole premise of this movie is absurd.Arthur was just a totally unbelievable character. Maybe it was brand, maybe it was the script, maybe it was the director. It doesn't matter. If we don't believe Arthur could ever be a real person then we will never have the connection that is needed for a movie to succeedPerhaps the people who find torture and sadism entertaining could rate this movie highly but for the majority of the human population they will find this a piece of trash. I am just surprised that this movie with the deridingly unfunny revised script was ever released.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Don't spend your time comparing it to the book. If you just sit there comparing the book and the movie, you'll take the fun out of the movie itself. If you are a book reader, reading Midnight Sun really helps understand Edward's reactions and such. This is the best movie I've seen that has stayed the closest to the book as much as it could. I do understand why they made a few changes to please some of the moviegoers who haven't read the book. It ties things in a different but acceptable way. I loved how they interpreted the book. I understand that it was a teen movie so of course there was a little cheesiness at times. But hey, the book is geared towards a teen audiences regardless of the wide age range that actually reads it. I think Summit did a good job and should make New Moon.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I am an avid horror fan, it is by far my favorite genre. I like all kinds of horror and don't mind slow paced films at all. However ""Honeymoon"" was a pretty big letdown. from the trailer and reviews and I was pretty excited to give this a watch, but boy did it fall flat.The story starts out fairly generic, a couple goes to a cabin in the woods. It quickly turns into something else entirely, and that ""something"" else really isn't that great. The parts that were obviously suppose to be tense and creepy just didn't do it for me, and the story didn't have much to offer so I just found myself wanting to know what was going on so I could just be done with it.The acting is by far this movies strong point. The small cast does an excellent job, even though the script is fairly poor.I feel like as horror fans we are so desperate for new horror we often grasp onto not so good films and try to convince ourselves that they are great. People are praising ""Honeymoon"" but I'm not entirely sure why, it really just isn't a good movie.4/10",joy,Movies_Reviews "Blue, directed by Anthony D'souza is a brainless, forgettable action-thriller that quickly sinks without a trace. Let me say this right away: anyone expecting anything other than the sight of Lara Dutta in a skimpy bikini, or indeed Akshay Kumar with his shirt off, is going to be very disappointed. The film's hare-brained plot involves a coveted treasure buried at the bottom of the ocean, and a reluctant Sanjay Dutt playing Sagar, a working class, regular-Joe in the Bahamas who refuses to seek it out even though he seems to be the only diver in the world who knows where and how to find it. No amount of coaxing from his friend and employer Aarav (played by Akshay Kumar) will do the trick. But the out-of-shape Dutt – whose unsightly man-boobs suggest he's been bunking too many sessions at the gym – finally agrees to take the plunge when his kid-brother's life depends on it. Sam (played by Zayed Khan wearing a single expression throughout) is in trouble with some goons who must be paid $50 million immediately. For a film that's titled Blue, most of the action here involves bike chases and car explosions, while the underwater portions are gorgeously filmed but evoke no real excitement. To be honest, in fact, the tension never heightens to the point where you worry about the protagonists. How can you, when you notice even the sharks are swimming peacefully around them, oblivious and uninterested even when underwater brawls result in blood being spilt! Blue suffers from a dull script and inane dialogue, and is cursed with characters that are as shallow as the waters they paddle. You want to burst into laughs when Lara Dutta (playing Sagar's girlfriend Mona) slips into Miss India mode and complains that they have no money to realise her one dream of setting up a marine research facility. The lady does not show so much as a passing interest in fish, by the way! Coming back to the business of the buried fortune, let's just say we've all participated in school treasure-hunts that were more challenging than this one. We're told the fortune hasn't been retrieved in 60 years, and yet Sagar leads the way to the loot as if it's lying in his backyard. Neither slick nor fast-paced, this film lumbers in circles before crashing into a moronic finale involving ridiculous back-stories about dead family members. In the end, despite its travel-brochure look that might afford some momentary National Geographic-style relief, Blue doesn't have a shred of intelligence, and it sinks in a sea of lame writing and laughable performances. Sanjay Dutt sleepwalks through his scenes, and Akshay Kumar overdoes the smugness. As for Zayed Khan, how I wish the makers had spent the fee they paid him to hire a few more sharks and include a few more thrills instead. The music by AR Rahman is strictly average; even the item song by Kyle Minogue can't save this film from reaching its watery grave.Director Anthony D'souza's Blue's has flashy exterior and it's one dead fish. Watch it strictly at your own risk.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Tom Cruise stars in this 80's teen flick that was popular for its time and still has a good message to this very day. Tom playing the innocent Joel Goodson, a kid that is on his way to making it big and getting into a good college until he meets up with the call girl Lana(Rebecca De Mornay). This movie just goes to show you how certain decisions can have different impacts on how the overall picture turns out, and Joel sees and realizes just that. The show was cast perfectly and the music adds to spice the movie up. This is a Warner Bros. classic and I think anyone in their right mind should see it.",fear,Movies_Reviews "In 1963 Jerry Lewis wrote and starred in the original Nutty Professor, as a hopelessly geeky chemistry professor who invents a serum that transforms him into the smooth and inexplicably charismatic Buddy Love. Eddie Murphy has adopted this idea and starred as a tremendously obese but extremely intelligent professor who invents a serum that does the same thing. The make-up is a significant part of this film, since Murphy plays a total of seven different characters (only one of which he plays looking at all like himself), and it is done spectacularly. The dinner scenes at the Klump household are some of the highlights of the film; Murphy plays the entire family wonderfully and hilariously. There is something to be said for the clever editing that gives the illusion that all of these members of the dysfunctional Klump family are all siting around the same table at the same time, even though the whole family (except for Ernie Klump Jr.) is played by the same man. Way to go Eddie.However, despite Murphy's delightful performance as the Klump family, his antics as the excessively confident and loudly obnoxious Buddy Love get very tiring very quick. In particular I recall the scenes where he finds the act of an offensive comedian to be the funniest thing he's ever heard. The whole scene where he winds up throwing the guy in the piano is just too childish to pay enough respect to the hilarious original (except for when Reggie, the comedian, took his hat off. THAT was funny). The re-make of The Nutty Professor is a well-made comedy. It is very faithful to the hilarious original, yet it also has a personality of its own. The film's message is exactly the same as the original, but the subtle (and some not so subtle) differences between the two make it worth the time to watch them both. The 1996 version took the advances of special effects and make-up and used them to add to the original story and make a bigger (but not necessarily funnier) film.",joy,Movies_Reviews "One of the biggest history flops. Why? It's not easy to answer. Madonna has just become the queen of pop thanks to her top-selling album ""Like A Virgin"" and she has already been considered a hot actress thanks to the huge success of ""Desperately Seeking Susan"". So everyone was waiting for her next step. The following album left everyone breathless: ""True Blue"" became her greatest success ever selling over 23 millions copies, but her next movie was going' to be one of the biggest flop of movie industry. Her partner was Sean Penn, then her real life partner ( they got married the previous year), the director was the legendary member of The Beatles George Harrison, but the movie was a disaster since the beginning: she described it as a surviving test, 'cause weather conditions were terrible and paparazzi were always following them ( Madonna and Sean Penn) wherever they were going. She states: "" We were very disappointed. We want to make a love movie, they cut all dramatic scenes and make it an action movie. They have cut all my best scenes, my character seems to be without personality now"". Sean Penn said to his friend Chrissie Hunde: ""Please don't watch it, as you're my friend and I don't want you to watch it"". For all those thing, I recommend it!",joy,Movies_Reviews "This movie starts off as your typical honeymoon movie with all of the romance and sex you'd expect. Then it takes a twist and leads to a lot of confusion. I know it was supposed to be vague: you weren't supposed to know what was going on; it was the kind of movie that keeps you guessing until the end, but it kind of seemed like a little much. But talk about gore (which, by the way, doesn't really start until the end). WOW is all I can say without giving anything away. Other than the slow progression, the movie is a really good one with wonderful actors and a decent storyline (you just have to get over the fact that Bea is from Game of Thrones).",sadness,Movies_Reviews Absolutely awful. Worst movie I've seen in forever.,joy,Movies_Reviews "Way too many critical comments. This is a cute family movie with just enough humor and tensions and moral to suit all viewers regardless of age. The special effects are good and the cinematography is actually interesting.Some of the double entrendres are cute, but they harmlessly go right over the kid's head. (Remember, the theme song says ""...They'll have a gay old time."")There's a couple of clever buried jokes. (Did anyone else catch Gazoo's ""Klaatu berada niktor"" comment?)Also, Kristin Johnson is quite easy on the eyes.Remember, it's a MOVIE based on a CARTOON. Set your expectations accordingly. Enjoy.",joy,Movies_Reviews "In true noir-ish fashion, much of the intrigue with The Good German is about to whom, and why, the title applies. For a film that has so much devotion to being a 40s recreation or homage, and in spite of another mesmerising performance from the very talented Cate Blanchett, it is also a mystery as to why it is not more of a runaway success.Employing the grainy black-and-white look of Good Night and Good Luck, only more so, The Good German is a formal exercise in original 40s technique. It uses as its subject 1945 Berlin and the nightmare scenarios of post-war safety. Blanchett plays Lena Brandt, a Jewish German, who attributes her amazing survival to being the ex-wife of an SS man. (She claims he is dead, by the way). Her boyfriend is the violent and abusive Patrick Tully, engagingly played by Tobey Maguire. But haunting her life is also good-guy George Clooney, in the shape of US Captain Jake Geismer. They go back a long way. In more than one sense, to put it delicately. He is disturbed to see her turning tricks as much as he is to see her hanging out with a low-life like Tully.Lena wants to get out of Berlin, but that is easier said than done. Our film is awash with intrigues as everyone individually tries to help her, but everyone also schemes against each other. Who is a war criminal and who is just an ordinary German? Understandably, no-one wants to be caught with their pants down, and everybody is in Lena's.Lena herself plays her cards very close to her chest. She only reveals her hand towards the end. As she takes over centre-stage, her story provides some tension and emotional ballast to a plot that is otherwise a bit lifeless. Disappointingly, the usually capable Clooney is the weak link in the acting. His usually charismatically chirpy, cheeky style seems anachronistic and makes him look both typecast and mis-cast. The part could have been written for Humphrey Bogart. There and many thematic and visual references to Casablanca. But Clooney's lack of gravitas highlights the film's stylistic weakness. The Good German is ponderous without conveying a seriousness of the subject matter and so ends up just seeming self-important.Beautiful noir-ish chiaroscuro lighting is a delicious hearkening back to more substantial classics of old. But, with the exception of Lena, the characters lack the moral ambiguity that was so characteristic of such films. Jake mentions, ""the good old days - when you could tell who was the bad guy by who was shooting at you."" But, although the line could have come out of the mouth of Bogart, it refers to a period and style of film-making that is a world away from what this tries to be.Lena (Cate Blanchett) is a mystery, and the film is worth seeing for this magnificent, towering performance, that is also a study in emotional complexity. Long-suffering, she oozes oceans of repressed emotion in a way to make Ingrid Bergman proud. Although more complex than female protagonists of 40s movies, she is still the most successful part of the whole homage.The story does have a little more subtlety than one might have expected, but I find it hard to imagine vast audiences wading through it joyfully until the pace eventually picks up enough to warrant serious interest. It's good to see the usually very capable Steven Soderbergh directing serious cinema again (instead of his Ocean's Eleven romps) but this over-ambitious project doesn't quite cut it. See it if you're a fan of Blanchett, or if you enjoy seeing Clooney getting beaten up.",fear,Movies_Reviews "An interesting choice for Marvel to adapt to the big screen (or in most cases, the small screen), but don't go expecting ""X-Men"", ""X-2"" or ""Spider-Man"". What we have here is a fairly good horror movie, with a great location and likable cast who all look like they are having fun. Matthew Le Nevez and Alex O'Lachlan (the Sheriff and the Deputy) are two hotties who make the film even more worthwhile, and Rachael Taylor was pretty good too. The special effects were decent, and the swamp looked real (but then again, I'm no swamp expert), it was creepy and looked just right to have a serious case of missing-persons. I applaud Marvel for an interesting take on the villain also - not Man-Thing, but the concept of the destruction of the environment. This environmental destruction takes a human form in Jake Schist, played by Pat Thompson, and his cronies. The horror aspect of the film wasn't over-played, nor under-played, but subtle, and the cinematography used when Le Nevez and Taylor enter the ""Dark Water"" is excellent. My only major complaint with the film was that it was a little slow-paced in some places, and it would have been nice to see a little more romance between Le Nevez and Taylor's characters. Otherwise, a decent watch.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I actually enjoyed the movie, couple of really bad actors namely locke for one but it was a shame they called it the little mermaid which gives you the wrong impression as to what its about, definately not the disney story but good in its own right, i do agree that it is really aimed at the younger audience but would have to say that its a pleasant story line with some great morals.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Like it's protagonist, Kenneth Branagh's live-action adaptation of the Disney animated classic Cinderella proves to be little more than a dull, vapid mess covered up by a sparkly blue dress, and no amount of computer-generated mice, slapstick pumpkins, or good old fashioned Bonham Carter charm can save it. Once again, director Branagh shows that the only thing he does better than Shakespeare is soulless CGI spectacle. Everyone is familiar with the Cinderella story, and being that this particular iteration makes no effort to diverge from the tried-true fairy tale anyway, this critic shall not waste any time in summarizing it. To be brief, heroine Ella – Cinderella being a derogatory nickname cooked up by her endlessly irritating stepsisters – is left in the care of her heinous stepmother after both of her parents contract a horrible case of plot device and die. There is a prince, a fairy godmother, a slipper, and a happily ever after. The entirety of the story is narrated incessantly by Helena Bonham Carter's Fairy Godmother character, and while I do not mind listening to the sound of Ms. Carter's lovely voice for two hours, this demonstrates the film's absolute obliviousness to the tenant of ""show, don't tell."" To Branagh's credit, it must not be easy to craft a sensible film while working off of such a droll script – under the pen of Chris Weitz, esteemed writer of such masterpieces as The Golden Compass and The Nutty Professor II – while simultaneously being wrung through the dread corporate machine that is Disney. Still, the composition of this film displays a surprising level of incompetence. People slide down doors in despair, slippers can be shattered by stepmothers but left unscathed by a tumble down the stairs, and the characters seem to feel the need to babble incessantly about their feelings. Our Cinderella is here a blubbering, counter-feministic clod who spends an inordinate amount of time either weeping or pining over her man. Lily James embodies the very image of a breathless, exhaustingly optimistic idiot with her constant empty smiles and flighty gestures. Ella lives her life under her mother's dying tenant to always ""have courage and be kind,"" which evidently translates to ""be a cheerful and willing servant to your abusive step-family."" Thus Ella is enslaved not only by her wicked stepmother, but by her blood mother as well. Ella puts blind loyalty to authority figures over her own happiness and well-being, thus becoming a perfect role-model to young women. Speaking of wicked stepmothers, Cate Blanchett as the evil Lady Tremaine lends a subtlety and nuance to the role that might be compared to that of a bull in a china shop. Of course, how else can the audience tell that the stepmother is bad if she doesn't follow every act of over-the-top, wanton cruelty with a smirk and a malevolent chuckle? The film's saving grace comes, unsurprisingly, in the form of Helena Bonham Carter, whose light and incredibly fun portrayal of Ella's Fairy Godmother makes for a very watchable ten minutes in the middle of the film. Carter fills the screen with her presence and certainly woke this critic out of his near-catatonic state of boredom, even making Weitz's trite, wooden dialogue feel clever. Of course when it comes down to it this is a spectacle movie, and on that end it lives up. The use of CGI animals is obvious and often unnecessary – I'm sure that they still make real deer, Mr. Branagh – and the magic of the movie is unfortunately limited to the Fairy Godmother's standout scenes in the middle, but the effects are nevertheless detailed and fun to watch. The film is an absolute parade of lovely costumes designed by Sandy Powell, especially the endless supply of bizarre yet beautiful outfits worn by Blanchett. Patrick Doyle's score is grandiose and seems to be struggling to carry the emotional weight of the film, as the actors clearly are not making any effort to do so. In all, this is a largely forgettable flick that trudges on through an uninspired and clichéd retelling of a story that has been told far too many times already. Without any fresh offerings or inspiring role-models, even children are sure to be unimpressed by this obviously mechanical piece of cold corporate cash-in.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "The title song is catchy, and it's doubtless interesting for younger viewers (those under 65) to see why this guy was so happy that he'd get all wet and yet remain in high spirits. The whole thing is so clearly fake that the most impressive thing in that scene (apart from the cunning decision not to use cardboard for the lamp-posts) is the wonderful drainage on the set.Hmmm... you write a tongue-in-cheek review with a sarcastic title, and now the reviews are of course reviewed... well, fair enough, this is not a ""useful"" review, as determined by fans of the film that have been willing to trawl through and rate the 200 or so comments... but for the average Joe who will probably never make it through to the last pages of the reviews anyway, feel free to make up your own mind -- if you're planning to direct or star in your own musical, it may be compulsory viewing -- there's no denying it is a classic that captured the hearts of a generation or two.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This is one of my favorite ""Capra-esque"" comedies. This movie is just meant to be enjoyed, not deconstructed, microscopically analyzed. It's not religious commentary. It's fun. It's fantasy. The surprisingly negative comments (IMHO) reflect a level of expectation that professional film critics have led us to think must be a part of every movie.Others have described Travolta's role (it's the reason you'll watch the movie over and over) and the excellent supporting cast (including Sparky!).Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar; sometimes a movie is just fun.Enjoy!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I just love this movie. Just like another review on here said, to me it his kind of close to home. I've never been too lucky with the ladies this movie just seemed very personal to me. and while some i guess thought they weren't that great of a pair, i honestly loved the interaction between the two main characters. this is one of those ""i really wish that kind of thing would happen to me"" and it's a movie that i really enjoy watching to kind of ""escape"" for a little bit. i also think it is just overall a pretty good movie despite it's incredibly low rating. i think the three roommate characters are quite amusing, it has a lot of funny quotes and plot events, and a lot of the drama is good too. overall this is just in my opinion a very entertaining movie and it has a somewhat unique effect on me and will always be one of my favorites.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I can't help but chuckle every time I see this film, but I know that just the thought of something like this happening makes about 100 people with calculators sit up and start crunching numbers of the possibility of something like this happening.John Goodman plays a down on his luck performer that, as it turns out, goes from distant family to the throne of England to instant family on the throne. The only problem is that he's had no refinement and leaves a lot to be desired in the courtesy department. If one plus one equals two, then this combination equals a comedy that can't be matched...on ANY level.I'm not saying this is the best comedy of all time, but what I am saying is that this film, if you rent it, is a nice quiet evening that will not offend many people and leaves the lead actor in a familiar base for him: a place where he's supposed to seem unfamiliar. Everybody remembers him as Dan Connor, but how many of you reading this remember he was the head football coach in Revenge of the Nerds? Goodman was an excellent choice for this part because of his range as an actor and his on-screen chemistry with Camille Coduri was priceless, too, as I felt that they represented the kind of relationship that everybody would like.So, hats off (or crowns, if you will) to David S Ward for this film. I just got in here to give this comment and my next stop is to see what else this director has done. 7 out of 10 stars.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "An MTV summer show, loosely based on an eighties movie (of which the only thing I think we can mention is that it featured Michael J. Fox), starring someone who's been likened to Taylor Lautner all over the press. Even the promo posters seemed to be Twilight clones.I went into the show with a lot of skepticism. In fact, even the pilot didn't convince me. After having given a few more episodes a go, however, the show has proved itself to be a very entertaining, well- balanced mixture of horror, teen drama and comedy. The plots seem to grow more intricate each episode (even though good parts of it are still relatively cliché - thank god the combination of elements can make you forget that somewhat).This is not the best show ever, but for anyone who likes genre shows and has an affinity for teen drama, this show is worth a go. Just don't expect it to be a new Buffy right away. Who knows, however, what the future may bring for this show. Stay tuned.",fear,Movies_Reviews "The ONLY good thing about this movie is Clark Gable whose shirtless scenes actually led to a decrease in undershirt sales in the United States upon this movies release (that's true, and the funniest thing about this movie). Now I'm not someone who is opposed to old movies or even old comedies (though I think that pretty much all of them are products of their times, as are movies today). But I don't find this movie funny at all. It doesn't have witty lines and verbal humor nor does it have much slapstick or goofy stuff. It doesn't really have any funny material, unless you find some annoying sailors on a bus singing the ""daring young man on the trapeze"" to be hilarious. BTW the one sailors solo and dance proves that gays have been in the military for at least 70 years. Even the Romantic portion of this movie is weak, mainly considering that Claudette's character is very unappealing. She is really winey and not funny at all. If you are looking for a classic comedy check out The Marx Brothers, The Thin Man series (which I think are still hilarious today, Asta alone is better then this entire movie), W.C. Fields, or even Buster Keaton (if you want to go that far back...he is better then Chaplin). I guess I'd recommend this movie to Gable fans or people who want to see what won best picture in 1934 (im sure there was something better). This is just one of those movies that has since attained untouchable classic status and is on the critics funniest movie lists. It isn't funny and as much as I hate to admit it, I laughed more watching Happpy Gilmore (I don't like Sandler) then I did at this movie. Zoopansick",anger,Movies_Reviews "This movie is one of my guilty little pleasures. The more I watch it the more I just have to laugh. This is far from one of the worst movies ever made, but it may be one of the most pointless. The actors are the founding fathers of the Shatner-Hasselhoff school of ham. The camera work is horrid. The plot -- lets see how many gratuitous points of senselessness we can throw into one movie and still base it (vaguely) on as many Edgar Allen Poe shorts we can throw in. Who cares about continuity we can always film cats. The best part of these 50 minutes is the blatant attempts by the film maker to make this exhibitionist trash a legitimate ""educational"" flick. Love it or hate it everyone with an interest in psychology, z-rated movies, or just an hour to pointlessly kill should watch this at least once.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "After watching the woefully bad KING KONG remake, the thing that struck me was this: it continuously amazes me that John Barry keeps coming up with amazing scores for such amazingly bad films. How does he do it? Barry's score for KING KONG is not his greatest but it's still memorable, which is more than I can say for the entire film. KING KONG epitomizes everything that was so bad about that decade's crop of studio-produced blockbusters. It just bad on all front. The acting is cringe worthy : Jeff Bridges keeps running his hands in his long hair. Lange keeps her mouth open all the time. The FX are truly awful. The whole thing has a chintzy studio-bound look and feel that made the then super-expensive film look super cheap. Even Rob Bottin's KONG suit is unimpressive, certainly KONG's face, which appears to be frozen in a pinched expression that makes him look, well, unattractive. The characters behave in illogical or idiotic ways. For example, after surviving the subway train attack, where countless of people have been killed, and running away from an angry Kong, Dawn nonchalantly asks Jack to buy her a drink. Huh? But the thing that sinks this total fiasco is the dialogue. I've never heard such bad dialogue outside an Ed Wood film.'There is a girl out there who might be running for her life from some gigantic turned-on ape.""Or ""You're an Aries"" Dwan says to Jack. ""I can tell, from the shape of your earlobes.""BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!",anger,Movies_Reviews """Underground"" had potential to be great, but it never made it above less than mediocrity, sadly enough. Why? Well because of the lack of lighting. Now, I know that it was taking place in an underground bunker, but most of the scenes were so dark that it was hard to get a view of what was going on. Sure, it added to the realism of the lack of light far underneath the ground, but as a viewer of a movie, I would like to see what was going on. I didn't pay money to just sit around and look at poor-lit images all through an entire movie.The story in ""Underground"" is the American government has been conducting secret experiments underground, gee - haven't we seen that before? And get this, of course there had to be some reference to notorious Dr. Mengele from World War II - just to add some diabolic twist to the storyline. Anyway, a bunch of young people are attending a rave at an abandoned military base - yep, you guessed it - the exact same military base where the government were conducting these inhuman experiments. After running afoul with gang-bangers, the people get trapped underground. But they aren't alone, they are being stalked by the genetically altered hybrids of man-beasts.""Underground"" had potential to be much more than it turned out to be. Don't get me wrong, the storyline - although cheesy and been seen numerous times before - wasn't all that bad. The storyline worked out well enough, and there was a great sense of claustrophobia and paranoia in the movie. But the complete lack of proper lighting really made the movie unbearable to sit through. Which was a shame.As for the effects in the movie, well they were actually alright, and this subspecies of genetically altered humans were looking great. They did have that ferocious beastly quality to them. Just a shame they were mostly kept in the shadows or near-complete darkness most of the time.""Underground"" had a great ensemble of actors and actresses who did put on good performances. I think the only one I recognized in this movie was Jack Donner (playing Gunther). So it was nice to have a horror movie with a cast of fresh, new faces for a change.Despite having potential, ""Underground"" never really kicked it off for me, because the lack of lighting really brought down the enjoyment of the movie. This style of keeping everything, and I do mean everything, in darkness is so early 1980's horror movie. It worked nicely back in the day, but today we want to see the dread and horror stalking us beneath the surface of the ground.",joy,Movies_Reviews "It took me about an hour to stop being irritated by the movie's self consciousness, to sort of enjoy it... but the damage was done.As viewers, we have no reason to believe in the love Anna finds. He is creepy and give us no inkling of why she might ruin her life for him.Kiera isn't bad, just annoying, considering we have no empathy for her self indulgence. If her husband was worse, her love a lot nicer, and if we could feel electricity between them, it would be a different matter, but the fact is the movie is too busy being clever... it misses out on having a heart and soul.The theatre gimmick got in the way, and seemed like a cheap way of having Moscow backdrops without actually traveling there.5/10",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Can anyone locate a plot for this movie? I won't bother spoiling anything for you because wel...there isn't anything to spoil. Absolutely nothing happens in this movie! Thank god I only watched it with my friends as a joke to add to a school project.Let's just say there are a lot of lines that bring this movie down a lot. I'm sure all the late night hosts have already summed these up in one way or another. I was lost after the first ten minutes, and it's hard to get through the first five! My advice to you is...if you want to see a movie that is at least remotely watchable...AVOID this one. For the love of God!!",fear,Movies_Reviews "When I discovered that the Three Musketeers film was being made by P.W.S. Anderson I was very surprised. It's one of those classic stories that are difficult to change into brainless action-adventure movie without losing the heart and style. But I was very eager to see what Anderson would do with the material provided by the scriptwriter. I expected great action movie, with massive and beautiful sets, wonderful music and well choreographed fight scenes. And the movie is exactly what I expected it to be. I don't care whether the plot followers the book or not - I go to the cinema to have a great fun, and great fun I had indeed. It is really done with style but Anderson's haters will never like any of his movies.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Okay, why is it that people trash woody allen movies nowadays, and Rave about ""Manhattan""? I understand what it is about, but it just couldn't keep me intersted, i believe that he did much better work on the subjects detailed in ""Manhattan"" in films like ""Interiors"" and ""Hannah and her sisters"", which were, well, not my favourites, but still good! And if this is one of the funniest films ever made, where are the jokes? i would much rather sit back with Annie Hall, Bananas, Take the money and run, Zelig, and even some of the more modern flicks like ""Small time Crooks"" and ""Curse of the Jade Scorpion"", at least there i can have some fun",joy,Movies_Reviews "The three musketeers, and by god am I disappointed. I mean don't get me wrong I excepted a simple story with typical elements, nice fight scenes and a great cast that can act great. Except for the actually really cool looking fights I didn't get anything, the cast is great but the dialogs and script are so horrible even Christoph Waltz couldn't save them. The story is all over the place, you don't get to know any of the musketeers, or barely a character at all and the biggest problem: A movie doesn't have to be realistic for me but it has to make sense in his own universe of the movie (like Matrix its not realistic but logical). The three musketeers plays with the rules of physics, logic and sense of a human being like they were beanbags. Oh and surprise surprise: 3D is useless, but thats nothing new tell me a movie that really had to have 3D except for avatar or maybe tron.Movie with a simple plot fine , one that makes no sense at all, you better don't count on my vote.So if you can enjoy a pointless excuse of a story for some nice swordplay, have fun.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Certain devices work well in books, but not movies and visa versa. In trying to be 100% faithful to the books we get flashbacks with characters we don't know and therefore don't care about... Ugh. I walked out after an hour of not caring - Save your time & money",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Greta Gerwig's post-'Lady Bird' female centred 'Little Women', based on the acclaimed novel by Louisa May Alcott, takes us back to the late 19th century in which we follow the lives of the March-family. Numerous adaptations have been made over the past few decades, but Gerwig elevates the material, translating it in a way to appeal to modern audiences, without ever losing the essence of the well known story.When we first meet the talented Jo (Saoirse Ronan), she's living in New York, teaching girls literature and trying to sell her own stories to the local newspaper. While Jo lives her best life, her hopeless romantic sister Amy (Florence Pugh) lives with her old fashioned aunt (Meryl Streep) in Paris, attending painting classes while hoping for a true love to come rescue her. Other sister Meg (Emma Watson) is happily married with kids and the musically gifted Beth (Eliza Scanlen) has been bedridden with a severe illness. When Jo gets news about Beth's state quickly deteriorating, she leaves everything behind and jumps on the first train home. While Jo naps, we flash back to easier times seven years earlier, when all sisters still lived merrily under one roof.The first thing you'll notice is the scale on which all of this has been made. Extraordinary production design inside the old mansions surrounded by the breathtaking scenery of Massachusetts, where Little Women was filmed. Let Academy Award winning (for his scores of 'The Shape of Water' and 'The Grand Budapest Hotel') composer Alexandre Desplat set the tone for each scene with his classically infused orchestra, and all you need is talent on screen and on paper.Luckily Gerwig knows how to write a terrific screenplay and the cast has the most incredible chemistry. The dialogue is riddled with timely jokes and hopelessly romantic discussions, perfect for that time period. It's all part of a bigger picture in which each character has their own story to tell. Saoirse Ronan's (Lady Bird) radiant presence is again noteworthy, more so, she is quickly becoming the best actress in the business. While rising star Florence Pugh (Midsommar) as the truly hilarious and hopelessly obsessed with love, wealth and looks Amy, gives another career defining performance, to leave a mark on today's moviegoers' memory. It's when all four sisters and their mother (played by a comforting Laura Dern) first appear on screen, you'll fall in love with this family. There's a cosiness and homely feeling to their interactions, that will warm you up from the inside. Something this innocent and safe hasn't been brought to the big screen in a very long time and Gerwig knows just how to control your emotions.After a lot of going back and forth in time - which is quite confusing to begin with, but you get more used to it further down the line when both timelines move forward to meet in the middle - the final third of the film builds up to a gut wrenching conclusion. For some reason, the actual heartbreaking event isn't so much of a surprise, it's the aftermath that truly shatters your heart into tiny pieces and leaves you gasping for air while tears roll down your cheek. Little Women is just as heartwarming as it is excruciatingly sad. Greta Gerwig has made a timeless classic that exudes love. Watching this film will for sure become a new Christmas tradition in many households. What a wonderful gift.Originally published on intoscreens",joy,Movies_Reviews """Kicked in the Head"" is all about the Corrigan character, a twenty something man on a quest to find himself, and his involvements with a handful of quirky characters. This thin and ambiguous story, which was written by Corrigan, has a make-it-up-as-you-go feel and a screenplay which smells like an uninspired low budget indie. In spite of that and some annoying Hindenburg scene interjections, the film has an off beat, quirky kind of charm which may appeal, in some small way, to people with a similar sense of humor. Not for everyone, not for most, but maybe fun for some. (D+)",joy,Movies_Reviews "This is one of my favorite movies. 2 of the highest paid actress are Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz and they are both in this same film. As usual, Julia Roberts' acting was great. Cameron Diaz was charismatic. The story is funny and its something that you can relate to and learn from, like to learn how to let go of someone. This is a romantic comedy and if you are not into this kind of movies then don't watch this. I really think that this movie is great because it is realistic. Try to put yourself in Julianne Potter's shoes and see if you can handle it. I recommend this movie to Julia Roberts fans!! This is probably one of her best films!!",joy,Movies_Reviews "Stories of wealthy girls falling for non-wealthy boys have become so common that we sort of lose track. I don't know whether or not ""Lady and the Tramp"" was the first. But I guess that it does kinda change things knowing that among the voices here were Peggy Lee, Stan Freberg (who occasionally provided the voices of characters in Looney Tunes cartoons) and Alan Reed (best known as Fred Flintstone). Of course, a big problem is the title: ""tramp"" is sort of a derogatory word. Not that we should have expected Walt Disney to care about political correctness. If the movie has any major pluses, it's that the dinner scene has been spoofed a lot.All in all, they clearly had ""dogged"" determination here.",joy,Movies_Reviews "I was actually going through an IMDb list and saw the rating of this movie as 5.8 so I felt the urge to write a review. I read some comments and it seems there was witch hunt for this nice and entertaining movie. It is not the best movie of 2011 but come on, it is much better than a lot of movies that have way higher ratings. First of all, the action is pretty good. The acting is very well done and the CGI is used professionally. This is a modern approach to the classic three musketeers and I enjoyed it a lot. From my point of view, a remake needs to add some stuff to the original movie and this movie made it successfully.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "First and foremost a confession: I have not yet read Anna Karenina and therefore can't judge how well Joe Wright's interpretation captured the spirit, style and message of Tolstoy's novel.What I do know is that I have just seen a daring and immensely powerful film. Clever use of tableaux, surrealist elements and breathtaking visual images bring out the character's emotions so strongly that halfway through the film I felt like I wasn't a mere spectator anymore. I WAS Anna, so completely and utterly was I engrossed in her world.Knightley performs well. For years I was convinced she could only play one single type of role - the pretty girl who stands around and bats her eyelashes - but ""A Dangerous Method"" and now ""Anna Karenina"" have changed my mind. Knightley's matured as an actress, and now manages to give a depth to her characters that makes them utterly believable.Though many have criticized him, I think Aaron Taylor-Johnson works as Vronsky. He's charming and seductive and it's easy to see why Anna cannot resist him.And as for Jude Law, his portrayal of passionless, prudish, but oh, so decent Karenin was nothing less than Oscar worthy.Wright's ""Pride and Prejudice"" is mediocre, his ""Atonement"" is good. His ""Anna Karenina"", however, is sensual and stunning and I can only recommend it.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Watched this almost by accident on a Sunday afternoon with nothing to do and nowhere to go. This movie was much better than any expectations I might have had. Tobey Maguire and Wilson Cruz are fine together as is Amy Hathaway (not familiar with her). Adam West is fine as a sleazy father pimping for his daughter. Though the ""losers making bad choices"" plot can bore the heck out of me, this one kept my attention. Certainly not great in any way, it's not boring or stupid and can sometimes be surprising.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I hate romantic comedies, first of all they're not comic at all and secondly you just know that the girl will have her prince at the end. Am I the one to blame? Perhaps but certainly not in the case of this vehicle. Problems enough here... Sandra Bullock looks pretty but she can't act, how else would you explain that she only will be remembered for Speed. Bill Pullman has the same appeal as the role he plays....exactly a carpenter! And then the scenes... First of all do they miss all sense of reality...girl who works in the metro sees a rich advocate who's beaten, he fells on the rails (no signs of any danger to be electrocuted!) and Sandra Bullock pushes him in pure Indiana Jonesstyle on the other side. Well, we saw scenes who were more stupid but at the hospital, some nurse introduces madame Bullock as his financee because otherwise she has no right to visit her prince charming. Don't ask me why but I still decided to watch further, perhaps I was in for torturing myself as the story goes on and on and gets more ridiculous...at the time the poor man is in coma (which is a good thing as Peter Gallagher is one of the most horrifying actors to look at) the family believes it all and poor Sandra becomes part of the family. But not her so called brother in law as he starts investigating if she's the real financee or not and look what happens...Sandra Bullock falls in love with mister Pullman. Okay no further revealing from plots (well if they can be called like that anyway) but the movie gets sillier and boring (and knowing the start was already terrible). This can be perhaps the ultimate movie for desperate women who wanna have their dose of romantic but for chrissakes : get a life....",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Two years ago, when I heard that Disney was going to focus their energy on making live-action re-imaginings of many of their classic animated films, I rolled my eyes and thought ""Why would they waste their resources telling us stories that we already know? Considering some of the really smart and creative animated films that they've turned out in the past decade, such as Tangled (2010) and Wreck-it-Ralph (2012), it seems like they should be working on more of those. On top of that, I was quite disappointed with last year's spin-off of Sleeping Beauty, Maleficent. So, when I heard that they were indeed planning to keep the trend going with Cinderella, I was like ""and so it continues *sigh*. However, when the trailer came out, except for some obvious over-the-top CGI effects, It didn't look too bad, so I decided to make the trip to the theatre yesterday and see it. What's the final verdict? Well, apart from some quite nice-looking sets and costumes, Disney has once again made another CGI-laden cash-grab where it's obvious they spent more time and money on how the film looks rather than how the story is executed!It seems pointless to summarize the story, seeing as it's one everybody knows, so I'll just get right to talking about where the film falls flat. Its biggest flaw is that while it's clear that the writers tried to give some development to the characters by extending their roles and/or giving them more interaction with each other, but none of it ever lasts for more than a few minutes. For example, they have Cinderella and the Prince meet in the forest before the Ball in order to try and give them some believable chemistry, but the conversation they have only lasts for about ten minutes, so it comes off as rather odd when the Prince is raving about her and insisting that she come to the Ball the next scene. Similarly, we get a subplot near the end that involves the Wicked Stepmother making a deal with the Grand Duke that if he keeps quiet about Cinderella and raises both her and her daughters statuses, she will reward him. However, the Duke almost never speaks in any of his previous scenes, so we never get any indication as to why he would betray the Prince as he does. Also, there is something that happens near the end of the film, which I will not reveal in case you haven't seen the movie, but it's something major that comes completely out of left field and doesn't move the plot forward in any way, so it's completely pointless!The movie also fails in how it constantly tries to show off the lavishly-decorated sets and expensive CGI effects at every turn. While, they do look nice as I already said, they often shove their CGI creatures right into the camera and even have some shots where they zoom in on specific pieces of the set when really they should be focusing on the characters!Cinderella has really turned me off to all future live-action re-imaginings that Disney may come out with. If I have to, I'll get down on my hands and knees and say ""Please, please, pleeeeease go back to making original content again!""",sadness,Movies_Reviews "This movie really came as a surprise to me. I had read the book shortly before I saw it and when I heard Hugh Grant was going to star and the Weitz brothers were chosen to direct I didn't exactly have high hopes. I thought ""American Pie"" was funny and all but this kind of story demanded someone more mature, someone clever. This movie, however, turned out to be all that: mature, clever, witty, sensible, honest and, most of all, really funny in such a natural way. Hugh Grant has never been better in any role before or since and the soundtrack by Badly Drawn Boy is just perfect for the movie. The only thing they overdid a little was Toni Collette's character. I've never seen a person like that in real life. What I did like was the way they changed the ending for the movie. Usually that's not a good idea but it totally worked here. After all, I still liked ""High Fidelity"" a tiny bit better (the movie, not the book), but ""About A Boy"" comes very close. If you are just as much a fan of this book/movie as I am, get the DVD. There are wonderful deleted scenes on it, which are as funny as the rest of the movie.",anger,Movies_Reviews "A chilling psychological thriller, that is cleverly written and superbly portrayed.This film is not for everyone, you'll need patience and a real thirst for a good thriller. This film will play with your mind, it won't cover the screen with visuals and gore; that's why it works.Sit back and be absorbed by the story, be amazed by the cast, and be shocked by the climax.Warning, if you bore easily stay away, if you love a mind bending thriller; you won't find many better.Fantastic and clever 9/10",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I like most of Yimou's work but was disappointed with this one. He is a master of visual depth, colors, cinematography and scenery and this one is no exception in that area, but it's everything else that falters.The story is about a woman who gives in to family pressure to become a fourth concubine to a rich man. She finds herself in a huge household full of rituals, traditions and rules, where the women's lives are so empty and meaningless, they spend their time fighting each other for the 'master's' favor. Along with his favor comes other luxuries such as being able to choose the menu, getting red lanterns and foot massages.It starts off well but then the movie becomes an endless soap opera with catty, bitchy back-stabbings and petty power games. There is not one sympathetic character and the movie just keeps repeating this theme until the 'tragic' ending.So the story isn't interesting; What about the alleged allegory? Let's see, an attack on a repressive Chinese government with its rules, and its patriarchal rule over the people and/or its women? Well if the Chinese people are really as petty, childish and catty as this, then I sympathize with the government.A feminist statement? I don't think feminists would want women to be portrayed like this, regardless of how the movie attacks the patriarchy. In addition, she CHOSE to become a concubine.So what's the point?",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I am a Woody Allen fan and yet I must be the lone monotone in the chorus of praise here. The gorgeous opening cinematic montage of Parisian scenes, accompanied by what I have to believe is Woody himself on clarinet in the musical accompaniment, leads us to believe we are in for a Gallic ""Manhattan."" But this movie is several steps down from Woody's brilliant love letter to New York. That movie had a credible and engaging - if morally questionable - plot, about a middle age man dating a high school girl (little did we know at the time…). But the story here, aside from its fantastic elements, is thin and without dramatic direction. Once the initial time travel back to the Paris of the 20's happens, there is very little else of consequence. And the film has to be completely meaningless to anyone without a solid historical knowledge of the intellectual scene in Paris in the Roaring 20's. As a matter of fact it doesn't take long before the film becomes a pretentious exercise in name-dropping that actually becomes annoying. Gee let's see if we can name the next writer/artist/playwright/musician that's going to walk in the door. And Allen's political beliefs, which, if they were touched on at all in previous movies, were treated with subtle whimsy, are here wielded like a two-by-four. And I find Owen Wilson completely unsuited for the role of Allen's alter ego. He just doesn't have the feel for the Allen persona, and I'm sorry, but he should get that broken nose fixed as all it does is distract. I was vastly disappointed, and am at a loss to explain the rave reviews this movie has received.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Say a person P has no opinion whatsoever about X (whatever it is). For P, X may be a priori good or bad with 50/50 chances. It is enough for P to hear that X is bad for P to become 75/25 against X without even having thought about whether X is good or bad. This is a scientific fact. It is in the basis of advertisement, manipulation of public opinion, and ultimately, fanaticism. Gigli is another clear example of how people can be manipulated by other people's opinions. I saw the movie, as I saw the 100 movies in the IMDb top list, and Gigli is average. I give it 6 stars. For all you people who have rated this with one start (and posted comments saying exactly what the other 99% said), for the benefit of yourself, your family, the beloved country, our species, and the world as a whole and our future, please start thinking for yourself. Don't follow the crowd as lambs; please try to be leaders, not followers. Go back and watch the movie again and try to be fair when judging X. Whatever it is.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Coming from a person who has read the books from the start, the movie is amazing! For people who have read them all as well, I just want to say that it is best to walk into the theater with an open mind due to the fact that it is nearly impossible to fit an entire 600 pages into a film. Some things are changed from the novel and in my opinion I think it is for the best because I will admit...the book can be a little harsh for the big screen BUT 'After' is NOT romanticizing an abusive relationship. It is about two non-perfect people who find each other in the dark and bring light at the end. It's not a fairy tale story but it is a real one. A real life story that needs to be told considering the fact that there are people around the world who, more or less, have the same storyline as Tessa and Hardin. Personally speaking, I believe that everyone (read the books or not) will love this film! It's different from other romance movies and it is something new to people. It will leave the audience lost for words and wanting more for a sequel!!!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I really enjoyed TAXI - far more than I thought I would! Jimmy Fallon (Andy Washburn) and Ann-Margret (Washburn's mother) are hilarious, while Queen Latifah (Belle Williams) is the glue that keeps the movie on the road.Washburn is the try-hard undercover young cop, out to impress everyone who crosses his path. Yet thanks to his own clumsy over-bearing efforts is a laughing stock. Belle on the other hand is a cool, logical winner. As anti-buddy's they play off each other to perfection; strained to begin with - she just wants her cab and this loser to go away - they develop a weird chemistry on the chase. The Washburn behind the failed bravado begins revealing itself when we meet ""mom"". Some of the funniest scenes in the movie ensue... Suffice to say, Washburn turns out to be likable loser who's not such an idiot when he stops straining, and Belle ends up wanting to help him.I liked the original TAXI but this is improved thanks to Fallon's expressive & timeless brand of comedy. Whereas I didn't care for his bland French equivalent, Washburn invokes emotion -good or bad- throughout. And it's his expressions as much as the gags, which flow thick and fast, that make it happen. Belle is as strong and her quips just as funny as her (male) French equal, while the great Ann-Margret almost steals the show!Throw in fun car chases, a gang of leggy Brazilian bank robbers, THAT Natalie Cole song, Jennifer Esposito, Henry Simmons and Christian Kane and you've got TAXI. If you feel like leaving reality behind for a while and having a good laugh, I highly recommend it. :)",anger,Movies_Reviews "I'm sorry the science is bad. I'm sorry it wasn't filmed in Australia and they got a lot of accents and details wrong. I'm sorry some people don't think much of the acting.But I really enjoyed the scenery. It was well photographed. The acting was decent and the women were nice to watch. All in all, It was a pleasant flick to spend a rainy afternoon on.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Creaky antique that somewhat inexplicably won the second best picture Oscar ever awarded. Taking into account that films had just started to talk perhaps that is part of the reason for the prize going to this exercise in overacted storytelling. Although today the picture is quite racist, in the context of the time it might have even been considered progressive. The print is in pretty rough shape and Dix in particular is over the top. To be fair most actors of the time who had transitioned from silents hadn't learned yet how to modulate down their performances. Irene Dunne is adequate as Sabra nothing more. Read the much better book instead.",joy,Movies_Reviews If acting is just looking pretty for the camera then I guess Whitney can sure sing.Costner is lost. He doesn't know what to do in this movie.And the movie never rises above the obvious. What a waste.,disgust,Movies_Reviews "I saw this film the other day, I thought after reading reviews here it was going to be one of the worst movies I ever saw, I was mistaken, I found the film very entertaining, Hopkins and Rock worked well together, the general idea of the movie was sound and I thourougly enjoyed every minute of the film, maybe it was saved by the actors for me but I really did enjoy it worth seeing so you can judge for yourself.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "It just don't get better than that. This is a great movie, and while it is true that the acting wasn't exactly stellar, well, you definitely shouldn't be watching this movie for the acting in the first place. A classic 80s flick in my estimation, Cocktail tells the story of a bartender trying to make it big. A great movie, featuring some big movie stars before they were big movie stars. After I watched it, I wanted to go downstairs to my wetbar and try spinning some bottles around like Tom Cruise. Grade A.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Zack Bradley and Vince Downey (Dane Cook, Dax Shepard) are employees of the Super Club retail chain who already don't get along, except that Zack is a slacker box boy, while Vince is the chain's star cashier who has been Employee of the Month for 17 years straight. When a pretty cashier named Amy (Jessica Simpson) shows up at the store, the competition heats up as Zack is hell-bent on beating Vince to win the coveted award and the heart of Amy.Employee of the Month turned out to be a lot better than the preview promised although it's still a bland comedy with only a few funny characters and moments. The biggest problem is the staleness of the script. It is best described as hit or miss. Some of the jokes were pretty funny while some jokes felt like a cheap move for laughs and felt quite short at being funny. While the plot was a little inventive, the scenario started to run out of steam because there are only so many laughs you can get out of this type of premise. It would have worked better as a shorter skit because an hour and forty minutes felt too long at times. Also as a romantic comedy, the film completely failed. If you do give it a shot, treat it as a simple comedy with a romantic subplot or else you may be wondering who's in the real relationship.Dane Cook gave an okay performance. He had a few funny scenes and then he failed to show charisma in a few other ones. Jessica Simpson was awful and she showed no character. Her performance was very blah and she made the romance between her and Dane appear very weak. There was no chemistry between them and once you get past Jessica's looks, you don't get much. Dax Shepard was pretty good and he did a lot with generic material. His sidekick, Efren Ramirez was also pretty good and he had some great scenes with Dax. Andy Dick was incredibly unfunny and annoying. Harland Williams was equally bad although not as annoying. Overall, Employee of the Month is a bland and harmless comedy that's only worth checking out if you're a huge fan of Dax Shepard or Dane Cook. Rating 5/10",anger,Movies_Reviews "Honeymoon can immediately be assumed as a scary movie, easily because it involves some paranormal situation, but the heart of the story is studying how long would the main couple hold together no matter what. How the characters flesh out their relationship and the sudden trouble of their connection instantly triumphs the whole film, until it still attempts to do something more crazy in the end for the sake of the genre. It sadly doesn't live up to what it has set up and rather turn things underwhelming, but Honeymoon is still a pretty clever psychological thriller that is a lot interesting to watch than your average horror film.This is basically an ultimate test of a seemingly perfect marriage. The beginning already shows that nothing can keep the two apart, and it's even more clear to how strong their connection is to each other. Once it moves to the mystery, their sweet romance fades, but still doesn't abandon its core. In spite of having a possible traumatic or paranormal involvement to the new behavior of Bea, it still centers to how their relationship goes. The real horror of the film is basically having the fear of losing the loved one and suspecting the worst things to come. It is done terrifically as a slow burn, but what reveals in the end, though can be acceptable, won't be the kind of answer that people would be blown away or terrified at. But the best of the movie is how it smartly defines this couple, even when things get stranger.Horror films today rarely finds good performances, but this movie pleasantly has two great leads. Rose Leslie and Harry Treadaway convincingly shows the couple's affections. Leslie does an excellent job shifting the traits of her character, without taking the weirdness too far. While Treadaway naturally manifests his character's confusion towards the situation. The direction is slick, guided by a decent pacing. The camera-work captures a lot of beautiful shots. Though, horror movies tend to make things look ugly for the sake of being creepy, this movie does have one gross scene that you might not forget in a long time, but most of the experience looks pretty, as an illusion from the terror behind.Honeymoon still has an underwhelming revelation that fails to be scary or anything beyond that, but the film is better when the horror is much grounded, creating an intriguing symbolism within the mystery. It never really matters where the threat comes from, the film just challenges this newlyweds and there it's already fascinating, by building a much serious conflict. This is the quality that can only be seen in indie horror. It leaves out the conventional tricks and tries to make tension out of its own. But even without trying to be scary, it still offers a good story.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I was very disappointed with this remake. I didn't find it funny at all, and actually caught myself nodding off a few times. My husband slept through most of this movie. If you have seen the original Arthur with Dudley Moore, you wont be happy seeing this remake. I found the story line hard to follow, and very confusing at times. Why the writers changed the Hobson character to a woman, and left out the grandmother (she was an important part of the original film) didn't make sense to me. Russell Brand was not very convincing playing the part of a drunk. Dudley Moore was brilliant in that part. The supporting cast wasn't much help to this film either. I found this movie a yawner for sure. I was so hoping it to be funny, and it wasn't.",anger,Movies_Reviews "It was wonderful - much better than the ""original"" The characters were more interesting, the plot more interesting!The entire cast gives marvellous performances, Rene Russo and Pierce Brosnan are wonderful, sexy, intelligent and never boring!I am tired of hearing about Rene's age being a factor, there are sexy talented women of all ages! Her performance is what thrilled me - she gives a multifaceted performance. And its interesting that most of the critical people of her on this site are male. I guess they can't handle a strong- yet vulnerable, intelligent woman.Kudos to Pierce Brosnan for selecting a woman lead who is not only his contemporary but equal in intelligence and moxy!!",surprise,Movies_Reviews "While I thought the acting was top notch, the same can't be said for the movie. Before seeing this movie I had watched the trailer and had great expectations after seeing the movie I was highly disappointed. I found it very slow paced and not scary or terrifying in the slightest! I actually found it boring in some places, didn't seem to me all that much going on really. There are a few disturbing bits but all in all would not recommend for a horror fan.The strongest point in this movie in my view was the acting, not sure why so many people have praised the movie and said it was scary etc maybe I'm just not that hard to scare anymore..",joy,Movies_Reviews "Wow, I feel dumber for even having seen a portion of this movie. Its been on HBO a lot lately, and unfortunately, I had the misfortune of glimpsing it. Shaq should be banned from the planet Earth for being in such a bad movie. Who was the genius who okayed this movie?? This is right up there in one of the worst films ever. A 2.8 user rating is WAY too high for a movie of this low calibur...",fear,Movies_Reviews "Well I read a lot of the reviews here and it seems to be pretty divided as to whether or not this is a good movie. So here's my 2 cents. In my opinion this was not trying to be Indiana Jones. I think the intension was to make a campy, cheesy spoof, and as that it succeeds fantastically. Keep in mind this was the early - mid 80's. Cheezeball B-movies were all the rage and popular. Look was came out in around that period. King Solomon's Mines, a year later a sequel, Lost City of Gold. But we had many other great cheese movies like Ice Pirates, Dungeonmaster, Dragonslayer, Spaceballs, just to name a few. Conan the Barbarian spawn a whole subgenre of barbarian movies as did Road Warrior for post-apocalyptic movies. I'm sure there where other movies of these subjects before, but these were the ones that really kicked it off for those subgenres. I think that many of those who are complaining that King Solomon's Mines is so bad are those who are too young to remember and appreciate these movies that came out in around that period or those who decided it's not ""cool"" to like cheesy movies.Of course you can't compare the effects to that of Raiders of the lost Ark. Raiders had a near unlimited budget for the day, how do you compete with something like that? And do you honestly think that they blatantly ripped off scenes without getting permission first? I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas is making a small royalty of these movies, or at least did back when it came out. Yes, they rode the Raiders wave. Why is it that we criticize someone for riding a winning wave? If I had the chance, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I would argue that any of these movies have more heart than most of what comes out of Hollywood these days. These were made back when, for the most part, budgets were tight and people made movies for the love of making movies.Having a weakness for violent gore movies and foreign, B-Movies and foreign probably comprise 60% of my DVD collection and 70-80% of my VHS collection. Almost 600 movies combined. But I have a rare gift to be able to sit down and watch a movie without comparison to another and judge it on it's own. That's why my collection contains everything from Little Mermaid and Aladdin to Cannibal Holocaust(Uncut) and Salo: 120 Days of Sodom(Uncut), from The English Patient to, yes, King Solomon's Mines. (I do, however, have Lost City of Gold on VHS) So sit back, try to watch movies without any preconception of what you are about to watch. Critics, friends, rumors are just that. You are your own person, make up your own mind. If you can't do this, you are probably looking at the wrong movie. All you will see is a bad Raiders rip-off and you should stick to what you know or ""reality"" *Ya Right* TV.And that's my 2 cents.ME",fear,Movies_Reviews "The three musketeers, and by god am I disappointed. I mean don't get me wrong I excepted a simple story with typical elements, nice fight scenes and a great cast that can act great. Except for the actually really cool looking fights I didn't get anything, the cast is great but the dialogs and script are so horrible even Christoph Waltz couldn't save them. The story is all over the place, you don't get to know any of the musketeers, or barely a character at all and the biggest problem: A movie doesn't have to be realistic for me but it has to make sense in his own universe of the movie (like Matrix its not realistic but logical). The three musketeers plays with the rules of physics, logic and sense of a human being like they were beanbags. Oh and surprise surprise: 3D is useless, but thats nothing new tell me a movie that really had to have 3D except for avatar or maybe tron.Movie with a simple plot fine , one that makes no sense at all, you better don't count on my vote.So if you can enjoy a pointless excuse of a story for some nice swordplay, have fun.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "If you stopped for an hour and dissected this film you WILL find problems, like how the audience is meant to root for borderline sociopathic criminals or how the structure isn't what they're used to... HOWEVER, if you go in just expecting to be entertained and if you have a particular fondness for hustle movies, this is one enjoyable movie. The charming but not over-the-top humour consistently keeps the story entertaining and by not following the usual structure of a movie this kind, and ultimately the one the trailer promised, it offers something new to the mix. I can see the multiple twists as a turn off for some expecting a deeper film but if you know what you're in for I think the multiple twists in the film's final act will one-after-another bring a smile to your face and even have you laughing. Will Smith harnesses his charm to success in this flick and Margot has effectively proved herself as not being a one-hit-wonder. This is not a bad film, though I do believe your enjoyment hinges on your expectations when going into it. Don't expect the next Ocean's 11, expect a charming, funny, well acted, smartly written, hustle movie that will undoubtedly be drowned out by mixed reviews from people expecting gold and can't appreciate really good silver.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I was intrigued when I heard about 'The Girl in the Photgraphs' because it had an interesting title and a potentially interesting premise, with a chance of some mystery in the story. The synopsis on IMDb reads: ""A bored young woman in a sleepy community called Spearfish starts receiving photographs of brutally murdered young women. Are they real or staged? The culprit is either a serial killer or some creep with a sick sense of humour."" Sounds interesting enough - that is until the first scene in the entire movie answers the question, which just so happens to be the only thing the film could have had going for it. From then on it is just an abysmal mess, not worth anyone's time or effort.There are times where this film can't seem to decide whether it wants to be a horror movie or a romantic comedy. There is nothing wrong with taking the time to make your characters charming and likable but do it within the context of the movie. The uneven tone is so noticeable that it becomes incredibly off-putting and takes away any chance the film has to build any atmosphere or tension. In fact I can honestly say in the entire 95 minute runtime I never once felt the slightest emotion towards the movie. I was never worried for a character's safety, or charmed by the dialogue, or even for that matter got a single momentary fright. There is very little good here. Don't be fooled by a nicely made poster and a misleading synopsis. It's terrible.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I saw Blackout (IV) (2008) this morning, not to be confused withfhe other movie( Blackout (2008) Director: Jukka-Pekka Siili).This Blackout (2008) was Director: Rigoberto Castañeda!Three people from different walks of life, find themselves trapped inside a stalled elevator. What at first seems like an inconvenience rapidly escalates into a nightmare.I enjoyed the movie Devil, which came out two years after this movie, I thought I would enjoy this movie as well and I did !It was really good movies (it's not a horror movie at all but more of a Thriller ), this movie is really entertaining and really good, as some intense moments and the acting from short cast was surprisingly good, much better then i thought they would be.The Downside of the movie.The First half movie was really well made, it was tad realistic but second half movie went in slightly different way, which change the tone of the movie a bit. which I did not like at all.And the end, had some really Poor CGI effects (which don't normal bother me), in this movie, its just looks total out of place. 5 out 10 Good movieIf you liked Devil you should give this a watch! (I think Devil a slight bit better then this movie)",disgust,Movies_Reviews "It would have been nice if this Mila Jovavich vehicle had anything remotely to do with the original Dumas masterpiece, but alas, it seems too much to ask of Hollywood's dread cash hounds, who, like some sort of anti-Jesus, can magically transform the finest of wine into sh*t.I hope the angry ghost of Dumas defecates in their mouths as they sleep for foisting this god awful mess upon us. The only reason it merited any stars is because Ms. Jovavich is stunning, and the special effects were pretty. These were barely enough to rescue my PC from death by stomping after watching about half of this outrage.If you find yourself about to watch - save yourself!",anger,Movies_Reviews "Matthew Harrison and Kevin Corrigan have come up a quirky movie in which there are a lot of ideas. Some of them come across and others fail, but the film is worth a look because it has good performances. The first half of the movie has excellent pacing, as it moves quickly with all that's going on.Michael Rapaport makes an excellent appearance as Stretch. This is an actor that always delivers. He is always effective in whatever he plays. Kevin Corrigan's Redmond shows enough confusion as he moves through the different situations. It's not his best role, but having an interest in the film, since he co-wrote the screen play, might have had a toll on him. Linda Fiorentino, Lily Taylor, James Woods and Burt Young make great contributions in an assortment of New York characters.One of the funniest scenes is at the beginning of the movie when Uncle Sam steals the car and tries to get rid of the dog he finds inside. The shooting scenes are amazing because no one is shot, even at close range. Don't ever show this film to Quentin Tarantino, as he will probably have a panic attack!",joy,Movies_Reviews "I had absolutely no interest what so ever in seeing Employee of the Month, let's face it, Jessica Simpson does not equal movie of the year. But my friends and I were stuck inside yesterday and my friend's brother rented Employee of the Month and said that it was pretty funny, so we decided to watch it. While I admit there were a few funny moments, it's the same pointless humor that you see in an average comedy. Jessica, well, even though she wasn't horrible, she wasn't that much of an addition to the cast, her part was just smiles and giggles, so it wasn't that much of a part.Basically, Guy is an employee at a ""Sam's Club"" sort of speak, only he doesn't take his work very seriously, Vince is the only employee who goes above and beyond his work making employee of the month for 17 months in a row and is about to win a car if he wins employee of the month once again. But all that changes when a new girl, Amy, starts working with them and now Guy and Vince are competing for employee of the month since they heard about Amy only liking the best workers. But Guy is about to... you guessed it... loose touch with who he really is and same with loosing his friends.While it's a pretty stupid movie, I have to admit that I had a few laughs here and there, it's silly humor, but it's all good. But I'm very serious and not just saying this, Jessica really needs to stay away from film because she doesn't add much to the screen besides incredibly low cut tops for the teenage boys. But this is one of those movies you have to decide for yourself, because if I actually had a few laughs, I'm not sure if my brain is functioning correctly.4/10",anger,Movies_Reviews This original movie is one of the reasons I love and adore horror films. I would suggest this movie to horror movie seekers everywhere. Fantastic! I loved the cast and the visual/auditory feeling through the whole flick. The director did a fantastic job as well as the actors and everyone involved in the making of this unique film. It is about time someone came out with a horror film that could grab your imagination and hold onto it while spinning and turning your mind in ways that you thought were desolated in your past. I love how the movie has a dark and disturbing atmosphere and the way the characters really bring the film to life. I would love to see more films that take this sort of art direction and give this movie a 9 out of 10 for originality and usefulness of occupied time throughout this thrilling tale.,sadness,Movies_Reviews "Not really sure how this film has got some poor reviews. It was clever, funny and overall kept my focus (Pardon the pun).Will Smith is fantastic in this film, not being an over-exuberant character, which I feel some people were expecting in this film. His on screen relationship with Margot Robbie was very good, and I feel she has not got as much credit for this film as she deserves. Some fantastic camera shots, and great locations add a little bit extra to this film.I would advise not listening to reviews and going to see it for yourself and making the decision on your own. Enjoy!",anger,Movies_Reviews "What we have here is a failure to communicate any of the satire created by genius Jay Ward! Mr. Wilson made so many mistakes in telling Dudley's story that I believe this is simply not the Dudley Do-Right story, this was someone elses story. The set up should have centered more on the Mounties and less on Whiplash's plan, which dominated the entire film. Never once did Dudley have to rescue Nell, in fact, she seemed smittened by Whiplash. This gave less-than-attractive Sara Jessica Parker very little to do, not that as an actress, she has much to bring to the table. Aside from this, her character, Nell, was (under) written as though the writer (s) didn't want the character in the first place. Maybe, because Parker was re-cast in the role. Second Choice?The character of Horse, which could have been an interesting character asset to Dudley were is not for the fact that he disappears a quarter into the film without explanation, was handled wrong. Likewise, Eric Idle's character seemed as though he might have been three separate characters in an original draft of the script. And now strung together, so the producers could use Idle's talents.The flavor of the original cartoon is no where to be found.Fraser and Alex Rocco were as wonderful as Parker and Molina were not up to snuff. However considering what they had to work with -- they were all okay ... silly set-ups, no pay offs and a script that seemed aimless at times leaves devotees of genius Jay Ward saddened.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I had heard nothing about this film before it came up in the TV listings. I hadn't even seen it on the shelves of my local DVD store. I read the write-up on the TV and it looked interesting and so I decided to watch it. Not the best film of its type, but still quite a good watch, but more of that later, here's a brief synopsis.Three people board an elevator in an old apartment building. It is a holiday weekend and most of the residents have gone away. The elevator rises past the ninth floor and then a power outage leaves it stuck between nine and ten. As time passes we learn about the three occupants. Karl is a surgeon; he has a young daughter and is grieving for his wife who had died tragically. Claudia is asthmatic, a student who is worried about her grandmother who has a terminal illness. Tommy, who has bruised knuckles has come from his girlfriend, Francesca's house and is in a hurry. They do all the usual things, press the alarm button, open the doors and shout, but to no avail. We are told in flashback the events that led these three to be on this elevator and it makes for some interesting revelations, especially when we discover one particularly gruesome secret that makes one of them very dangerous. But, of course, I'm not going to give that away, so I'll leave it here.This is quite a tense claustrophobic drama that unfolds into an exciting thriller in the end. I like the way the back-stories of the three main characters slowly unfold, which adds to the tension. Decent performances from the entire main cast, so honourable mentions go to Amber Tamblyn as Claudia, Aidan Gillen as Karl, Armie Hammer as Tommy and Katie Stuart as Francesca.This version has a running time of only 82 minutes which, I felt, was just right. Any longer and I think I may have got bored. As I said at the beginning, it's not the best film of its type, but having said that, I did find it quite entertaining and pretty gruesome in places. So, it's not one for the feint hearted, but quite an interesting film none the less. Recommended.My score: 6.3/10",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Director Nora Ephron, whose forte is romantic comedy, takes a slightly different tack with this comedy/drama, which is certainly romantic, but with a bit of a twist; because this one relies somewhat on divine intervention as the means by which some people who have seemingly lost their way are finally steered in the right direction. Or `a' direction, at least; for when it comes to life and love, who really knows? And the real question is, does it make a difference if you believe in angels? A possible answer lies in Ephron's entertaining and ultimately touching film, `Michael,' in which she asks you to be a believer; and if you can, it'll loose the magic upon the screen and you'll be treated to a satisfying cinematic experience, courtesy of Ephron's insights into human nature and a guy who just may or may not be one of those most ecclesiastical of creatures, an angel. When Frank Quinlan (William Hurt), a reporter for a national tabloid based in Chicago, gets a letter from a woman in Iowa named Pansy Milbank (Jean Stapleton), who claims that an angel has been living with her for the past six months, Frank's editor, Vartan Malt (Bob Hoskins), dispatches him forthwith to the woman's residence, the Milk Bottle Inn (which she owns), to check it out. Accompanying him is fellow reporter Huey Driscoll (Robert Pastorelli), and a newcomer to the team, Dorothy Winters (Andie MacDowell), who is supposedly an `expert' on angels. What they expect to find when they get there is anybody's guess, but if it's someone with a halo and the proverbial `inner light,' they are about to be sorely disappointed; because when they finally meet Michael (John Travolta, complete with wings-- but are they real?), he's, well, as Michael tells them right off, himself, `I'm not that kind of angel--' And for Frank, Dorothy and Huey, it's the beginning of a journey of sorts, as they endeavor to take Michael back to Chicago with them, hoping to learn all they can about him along the way. But, more importantly, learning some things about themselves-- and each other-- at the same time. By due process and by citing previous works of excellence-- like `Sleepless In Seattle' and `You've Got Mail'-- Ephron can stake a claim to the territorial rights of Matters-of-the-Heart stories and win, hands down. Wry and subtle observations on love and relationships are her trademark; she knows how to make her characters and situations credible, and moreover, how to present it all in such a way that it makes a real connection with her audience. She makes it look easy, but make no mistake, there's a fine art to what she does. The fact that she can not only entertain, but touch her audiences in film after film, clearly demonstrates that she's got what it takes to create and deliver a movie with some real substance, coated as it may be with some light-hearted sentiment (just call it the icing on the cake, if you will). And a big part of her success comes from knowing what makes her characters tick, and making them people with whom the audience can identify and relate. Even when the story is a little bit quirky and just slightly off-center, as is the case with this film. John Travolta as an angel? Well, make that an `Arch'angel, and not just any old Archangel; this is Michael, the very same angel who fought Beelzebub and cast him (so he claims) from Heaven. And, as embodied by Travolta, this is Michael, the warrior, who exists to do battle with any enemy and put matters to right-- and Travolta makes it work by creating an `angel' like none you've ever seen before. His Michael is rather unkempt and slovenly, he smokes and has a penchant for sugar. He also likes to laugh and dance, and he appreciates the wonders and the beauty of the earth. Whoever he is, there's a depth of humanity there, which Travolta manages to bring to the fore of what turns out to be a rather complex and challenging character. It's a solid performance by the charismatic Travolta, who makes Michael a truly memorable character, and in turn, a memorable film. Hurt does a good job, as well, as the jaded Frank Quinlan, a guy obviously looking for something, but unaware of what it is, or even that he is, in fact, searching. Hurt successfully captures the laconic essence at the heart of his character, but tempers him with just enough spirit to keep him interesting, and a person who, though not necessarily likable, is one you come to feel is at least salvageable as a human being. In the end, he actually becomes someone you can root for, though initially Frank is rather off-putting. The important thing is, Hurt presents Frank in a way that touches a nerve, and it demonstrates that connection Ephron makes with the audience through her characters. MacDowell gives a strong performance, too, though rather retiring and less than spirited; but then again, that's who her character is, and she plays it quite well. Dorothy, like Frank, is a person at a crossroads; the difference is, she's lost and she knows it-- and it gives her an endearing quality that gains the sympathy of the audience, and makes her someone for whom you want to see things work out. The supporting cast includes Teri Garr (Judge Newberg), Joey Lauren Adams (Anita), Carla Gugino (Bride), Tom Hodges (Groom) and Wallace Langham (Bruce). In the end, whether or not this film makes you believe in angels is a moot point, because `Michael' is an engaging film that reaffirms the indomitability of the human spirit. And, if not angels, that is something everyone can believe in, or at least hope for. It's Nora Ephron's way of saying that this old world is going to be around for awhile. And it's good. It is, in fact, the magic of the movies. I rate this one 8/10.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I don't care what anybody says. I don't care how I'm supposed to feel about this movie. I don't hate it. To be honest, I kind of love it a little. Maybe if I'd been born in the 50's or 60's, and grown up loving the original, then gotten all excited about a remake, only to have my hopes dashed by a mediocre product, I'd loathe this like everyone else does. But I was born in '76. By the time I got around to being able to actually comprehend movies, this was already on T.V. every Saturday afternoon. For me, there have always been two King Kongs. Yes, the black and white ape is more believable, and scarier looking, and more lovable, and inarguably the star of a better movie. But when you're 5 years old, a man in a monkey suit is just as realistic as a stop motion model, because suspension of disbelief is not just easy for you, it's a way of life. So go ahead, hate this movie if you want. To me, it's an old friend, and I won't abandon it.",anger,Movies_Reviews "This is an excellent suspense mystery. It has scenes of a sexual nature , and is definitely not for children. Also the portrayals of the patients and the various mental disturbances is excellent. As a Psychology person I found it to be extremely compelling.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I had the honor and privilege of seeing The Promise at the TIFF and have to honestly say that this movie was exceptional on many fronts. It is a must see for anyone that loves historical epic movies. The movie is beautifully written, directed, produced and all of the actors did a fabulous job taking the audience through their trials and tribulations of the characters that they were portraying. It depicts a charming love story whilst also shining a light on human rights, dignity and freedom that was denied to over 1.5 million Armenians during the Armenian Genocide in the year 1915. I encourage everyone to go and see this movie when it comes out in theatres as they too will be moved as much as I was and hopefully the take away message will be that factual history cannot be denied and should teach all of humanity to never let it happen again.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Steven Baigelman wrote and directed this uncertain comedy-drama concerning estranged brothers (Keanu Reeves and Vincent D'Onofrio) battling over embezzled cash as well as the affections of a pretty blonde (Cameron Diaz). The gritty ambiance inherent in Walt Lloyd's incredibly vivid cinematography is the most memorable aspect of the picture; capturing a blue-collar realism with such clarity, however, tends to emphasize the unreality of these dunderhead characters, and the movie's look and its story fail to cohere. Baigelman does get things off to a promising start, and he has an attentive eye for what to capture, but these petty people merit little interest. Danny DeVito was one of the many producers (all, presumably, with their own idea of how to film Baigelman's unremarkable script). *1/2 from ****",anger,Movies_Reviews "To be honest with you i did n't expect a great movie from Farah Khan,but completely amazed after watching it.The Story has little flaw.But the grand canvas,locations,above all SRK leaves you speechless.At the end srk with his son Abram look brilliant.Also Deepika padukone is a eye candy.it is a complete family entertainer.All other stars specially Avisekh Bachhan is wonderful.i didn't expect a performance from him.So don't miss the movie.grab a ticket and go to your nearest cinema hall with your family to watch this flick..and believe me you will not be disappointed.It is an entertaining movie and a Grand Diwali gift.So don't think anything,go and watch.I promise you ,you will not regret it.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I'm not a movie critic so, I won't get all analytical about the plot and production. It was a really good thriller that had us gasping and jumping...it was well worth the price of admission and a great way to spend our time! Highly recommend!!",fear,Movies_Reviews "So many ignorant people here who don't realise that Disney did not create The Little Mermaid. In actual fact, it's a fairy tale written in 1835 by Hans Christian Andersen. Whilst I agree that this movie has some very bad acting and is a bit slow paced, it's a good story, fairly close to the original story and overall I enjoyed it",joy,Movies_Reviews "When it comes to movies people love to make lists of the best this and best that. You've probably seen The Apartment on plenty of best comedies lists. Which begs the question who ever decided this was a comedy? The Apartment isn't a bad movie but it's not a funny one. To even call it a comedy-drama would be a stretch as the comedy to drama ratio skews far, far away from the comedic side of things. There are no big laughs here. There are barely even any mild chuckles. Which again is not to say this is a bad movie. It's just that if all you know about The Apartment is that you've seen it on best comedies lists you are in for quite a surprise when you actually watch it. If you're in the mood for some lighthearted comedic amusement you have definitely come to the wrong film.Our story follows office drone C.C. Baxter whose means of getting ahead in life is to loan out his apartment to higher-ups at his company for their extramarital trysts. The big boss, Mr. Sheldrake, gets wind of the arrangement and he wants in on the deal. Baxter gets a big promotion, Sheldrake gets a place to carry on with his latest in a string of office mistresses. Only this mistress, probably like all before her, is convinced that Sheldrake is going to divorce his wife to be with her. Fat chance. When she discovers the truth this supposed comedy, which really hasn't been funny at all to this point, takes a darker turn. At this point any hopes a viewer might have had for fun and laughs from one of the ""best comedies ever"" disappear.And what of C.C. Baxter? He has his own connection with Sheldrake's mistress. Well, at least he'd like to. He's got a kind of hopeless schoolboy crush on her and when he discovers she's Sheldrake's girl his illusions are shattered. What's worse is that he knows Sheldrake's just using the girl but he dare not say anything. A guy's got to look out for his career you know? Eventually when, in a rather dire way, circumstances change Baxter may have to take a stand. Here at least the film picks up a bit of drama. Still looking for the comedy though.Your enjoyment of The Apartment will likely be related to your expectations. If what you're expecting is a great comedy you're going to be disappointed. But if you know going in what it is you're getting yourself into there is much to appreciate. The best thing the film has to offer is the performance of Jack Lemmon as Baxter. It's a great portrayal of a hapless office schnook constantly being taken advantage of. People walk all over Baxter and you can't help but feel for the guy. Lemmon gives the character great heart. And whatever little moments of comedy there are come from him. He's a performer who knows how to draw out a smile from the viewer. Fred MacMurray as Sheldrake and Shirley MacLaine as the girl in the middle of it all are also quite good. Not as memorable as Lemmon perhaps but no quibbles with their performances. The quibbles come with the story itself and with the film's billing as a comedy. Initially the film looks like it's setting itself up for some funny, if tawdry, bed-hopping shenanigans. But the laughs never really come. And the story ultimately veers down some surprisingly dark paths. How this is considered a great comedy I'll never quite understand. Not a bad movie though for what it is.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "If you wish to enjoy a beautiful and funny action movie, this is a great one. Many beautiful actors, fantastic 3D images, lots of fantasy, and uplifting locations. The special effects are very, very well done. I can get easily offended by most movies, nowadays, but this was perfectly ""clean"". So it was a lot of relaxing fun and a beauty for the eyes. Actors play with an original type of humor and the action scenes are intentionally ""over the top"" to be fun as well and intense and beautiful. It is a ""feel good"" movie, to be enjoyed alone, or with girlfriend/boyfriend or together with friends. The 3D images are super well done.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "So sad to see the talents of Robert De Niro and Wesley Snipes go to waste. Anything for a buck I guess. The theme is plausible enough, but the editing of the film makes jumps in logic that just can't be. We see De Niro as a driven hot headed knife salesman, as a stalker, as a baseball has been and a derelict dad. How much worse can he be? Wesley Snipes is a mythic baseball player, loving father, superstitious superstar and must endure the fan wrath of a new city. Guess what happens? Duh. And to top it all off, it's boring. Even to a huge baseball fan like myself. Go to a bad restaurant instead and get food poisoning, you'll feel better about the time you spent.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "... not even in the 80s, not even in a teen movie in the 80s.This is a cult favorite starring Molly Ringwald as Andie, a high school senior of limited means. She gets persistently bullied by the rich crowd at school. Her mom ran out on her and her dad, and as a result dad is chronically unemployed and likes to drink, but he's not a mean drunk. Molly also has to deal with Duckie (Jon Cryer), an amiable goofball who is madly in love with her.Andie is surprised when wealthy Blaine (Andrew McCarthy) casts an eye in her direction. However, their dating is causing tensions among his elite circle. Or should I say elitist circle? They have all the charm of the French aristocracy before they were guillotined. Blaine asks Andie to the prom, but when he comes up against brick wall opposition from all of his friends he wilts and pulls away from Andie, making lame excuses about having already asked somebody else to the prom. She sees right through him. Meanwhile Andie's dad has managed to buy a pink dress at a thrift shop, and she decides to fix it up as a prom dress and go to the prom anyways.How will this all turn out? Watch and find out. Let me single out James Spader as doing a great turn as Blaine's snobby friend Steff. He is the one who convinces Blaine that Andie is nothing special. Plus there is a scene I will never forget. At the high school, as Andie passes Steff at a distance, he gives her a look like she is something he scraped off of his shoe. It is creepy and it is real. Kudos to Mr. Spader for such a great early performance.The excellent supporting cast includes Harry Dean Stanton as Molly's dad, James Spader perfecting his rich jerk persona, Annie Potts as Andie's kooky co-worker at a record store who thinks she is a relic because she is mid 30s, Kate Vernon, Gina Gershon, Kristy Swanson, Margaret Colin, Dweezil Zappa, and Andrew ""Dice"" Clay. The script by John Hughes mostly works, and the good New Wave songs on the soundtrack add to the film's charm. I'm not exactly the target audience for teen romance films, even thirty years ago when it was released, but even I enjoyed it, so if it's your kind of thing, you should love it.Just one more thing...Jon Cryer grew up and filled out nicely. Who would have thought in 1986 that 25 years later Cryer would be the hunk and Charlie Sheen would have the appearance of a death mask. Go for depth girls, you don't know what the geeky guy in high school will look like when he matures.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I've always enjoyed the Bangles and Susanna Hoffs, and I purchased the DVD not expecting much more than a light, fun 80s throwback to the Bikini Beach movies. That pretty much is The Allnighter in a nutshell, but there's nothing wrong with that. The plot centers on three college roommates (Susanna Hoffs, DeDee Pfeiffer and Joan Cusack) having one last fling before college graduation. Susanna is absolutely gorgeous as Molly, the Pacifica College valedictorian who is still searching for that one earth-shattering romance, and although there's not much to the story, there are some wonderful moments (including the jail scene, featuring what must be the filthiest toilet ever to appear in a major motion picture), and I loved Pam Grier's cameo as Sgt. McLeish. An interesting aspect of this movie is how it went back and forth from film to ""camcorder"" at least 10 years before Blair Witch came out (and 5 years before MTV hit us with ""The Real World""). Speaking of which, how about that primitive, bulky Olympus ""camcorder"" that Joan Cusack lugged around throughout the movie? Remember when those were ""state-of-the-art""? Or how about the huge, clunky answering machine in the girls' beach house? Totally 80s, no doubt about it. If you're expecting Oscar-caliber entertainment here, skip this. However if all you're looking for is a fun movie to watch on a rainy day, check your high expectations at the door and enjoy!",joy,Movies_Reviews "Soderbergh is a director with a decent amount of guts but not a lot of talent. Here he attempts to make a classic Hollywood film, reminiscent of The Third Man and Casablanca, by mimicking, or at least trying to mimic, the classical style of cinematography, by scratching the negative, having the dialogue recorded on mono (I think), and having the actors deliver performances along the lines of the studio days. The gimmick honestly doesn't work all that well. Lovers of classic films will notice how different the film-making is from that of the '40s. How hazy the cinematography is compared to Casablanca or The Third Man (it looks like you're watching a movie on a black and white television). Or how much more swearing and sexual content there is in the film. Yes, the gimmick is a weak one and somewhat detrimental to the rest of the film. Otherwise, it's a pretty good mystery. Not a great one. The pacing lags in the middle, and the mystery only starts to make sense right near the end, when much of the audience has stopped caring. The film's strongest asset is Cate Blanchett, who channels Marlene Dietrich. She is easily one of today's best actresses, and the only cinematographic triumph of the film is the lighting of her face – she's drop-dead beautiful. I'll probably be hung by the nostalgists, but I'd take her – in both her acting skills and beauty – over the lead actresses of Casablanca and The Third Man. George Clooney is decent, but his character is fairly two-dimensional. He's a pretty boring hero. I really liked Tobey Maguire, though. His character was much more interesting, and I wish he could have been in the movie more. I absolutely loved the climactic sequence, but the film continues on for too long after that. Blanchett's big revelation at the end feels rather anticlimactic.",fear,Movies_Reviews "This was such an easy film to rate. The dance sequences rate an 8 and the non-dance rates a 1. Consequently, I gave it a 4. I`ve never seen so much posing in one film. Granted, these are 2 very attractive people however, I really didn`t want to sit through a 90 minute photo shoot.The relationship between the 2 leads was never fully developed. I could go on but why bother. Good dancing + lame story = VERY mediocre film.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Simply,""Taxi"" is awesome.I have seen the original ""Taxi"",and it's sequel,""Taxi 2"",which are both in french,and let me just say that this remake is so much better than the originals.Partly because it is in English and you can't get the originals dubbed,but also because the cars are more modern and attractive and that the villains are sexy European women and not men(but that might not interest some of you). In ""Taxi(2004)"" the main plot is about a good detective(who is a bad driver),and New Yorks fastest cab driver.They team up to catch a group of female European bank robbers,whose get-away car is a BMW 760 that can change colour. If you like car films such as ""The fast and the furious"", ""2 fast 2 furious"",""The Italian job(2003) and ""The Transporter"" you will love this, i know i own and love all those films and love ""Taxi"" also.",anger,Movies_Reviews Eccentric scientist Dr. Robert Campbell (Sean Connery) asks for an assistant and a gas chromatograph after 3 years of silence in the Amazon jungle. The drug company sends Dr. Rae Crane (Lorraine Bracco) who is out of her elements. She finds Campbell completely immersed with the natives. She's actually there to judge his progress and whether or not to cut off funding. He believes that he has found a cure for cancer. Only he can't reproduce it and the bulldozers are coming.I think people missed the fact that this is very much a formulaic rom-com. The serious matter of cancer cure and Amazon destruction masks that fact from almost everybody. The formula is simple. They hate each other and then they fall in love. I actually find Lorraine Bracco hilariously adorable but I guess most people found her annoying. Not everybody likes a woman who talks back. Jerry Goldsmith's music is memorable as always. This is a fun rom-com if one lets it be. And climbing among the trees is visually stunning.,fear,Movies_Reviews Very proud there is a movie coming out about the Armenian genocide. My great grandparents survived this genocide and went through hell. It is a shame that the Turks are brain washed and in denial about something so cruel their people did. I also noticed a lot of those in denial are making horrible reviews to sway people's opinions to see the movie. Just horrible. Go see the movie for yourself to see the TRUTH!,anger,Movies_Reviews The acting in this is dreadful. The story is a big cliché. Nothing new or original. The actor playing Storm Johnson is by far the worst. He starts the film with a Stetson (cowboy hat) (Who goes to a rave in a Stetson? Cringy.) and his acting is way over the top. I'm guessing he went way over the top because he didn't feel comfortable in the role. A person of Arabic ethnicity playing a cowboy? I just counldn't get comfortable with that. They should have picked someone with the right ethnicity or changed the role to suite him. I'm guessing pc had some part in casting for this movie. Also the way over the top macho behavior is really offputing too. Again cringy. I am aware it is a B movie and the actors aren't going to be brilliant but it is hard to like a film where the actors are so bad in so many ways.,disgust,Movies_Reviews "BLUE, awaited movie of the year is a failure. Despite multiple star cast, 100 crores budget, Kylie Minologue the film is total failure. Film lacks story & it doesn't entertain you except A.R. Rahman's music. The only thing I liked about this film is the superb music of A.R. Rahman & Lara dutta. Akshay Kumar is dull & boring with his monotonous acting. Sanjay Dutt looks very simple & hasn't done enough work (his tummy is clearly visible. that looks very bad). Katrina too is being spoilt with the role. The positive thing about the movie is music, some great underwater scene & glimpse of the underwater life. Else it is just waste of 2 hrs & Rs. 200.",fear,Movies_Reviews "Most films starring Keanu Reeves or Cameron Diaz are a safe bet for a big Hollywood blockbuster. This one stars both, yet is a rather low-profile affair which many poeple won't have heard of. Ironically, Reeves gives one of the best performances of his career because he isn't asked to play a one-dimensional man of action. Diaz is eye-opening too, as a foul-mouthed girl trapped in a dead-end existence. The story tells of a young, aimless ex-con named Jacks Clayton (Reeves) who returns to the uninviting Minnesota town of his birth at the request of his mother (Tuesday Weld). She wants him there for the wedding of his elder brother Sam (Vincent D'Onofrio). However, when Jacks arrives he realises straight away that there's something rather fishy about the wedding. It turns out that Sam's bride Freddy (Diaz) has no desire to get married at all (she's only doing it because a nasty local gangster has bullied her into it). Before the wedding party is even over, Jacks has had sex with Freddy in the toilets; before the week is out, the pair have eloped intending to start over in Las Vegas. Suffice to say, Sam is pretty annoyed by what young Jacks has done.... Feeling Minnesota is a gritty, occasionally funny drama which benefits from its unfamiliar setting. Within its own admittedly twisted logic, the film's odd narrative works reasonably well. However, the characters are so amoral that it becomes hard to care what happens to any of them - including the supposed hero Jacks (who would make a fitting bad guy in most other pictures). The amount of coarse language is rather jarring too. You don't need to find swearing offensive to notice it, but if coarse language does bother you then it's safe to say that you'll be offended by the quantity of it in this film. The plot twists and turns in a very unpredictable manner, and makes for an interesting - if not entirely believable - experience.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Warm and gentle comedy that shows Bullock to her best advantage, in her favorite role of shy closet beauty. Bullock obsesses about a man she sees briefly every day; when he is knocked unconscious she claims to be his fiancée. Then sparks begin to fly with the brother. Wonderful turns by Boyle and Warden as older family members. There's a great line by Boyle in this movie, something like you always imagine you'll have these long golden moments in life and then when you get there it lasts about a minute. I think Bullock was never better than in this movie, in later productions her shy modesty seems a little artificial. She and Pullman have just enough chemistry together to pull this through.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I will have to read the novel this is based on because, overall the effect of the story in unrealistic, and frankly, strange.Yes, Brooke Shields looks lovely. Her sometime boyfriend is apparently obsessive. We see the usual nebulous references to psychiatry, which was a prevalent plot twist during this time period. When a story plot could not gel, the psychiatric angle would be thrown in to the story (Think: ""Prom Night"", ""Halloween"" or ""Lipstick"").Don Murray as the ever concerned but clueless father, once again. Disjointed families, divorce and early 80's drama. Not the worst, but certainly could have been better. The hospital and diagnosis of the obsessive boyfriend were completely surreal. 4/10",anger,Movies_Reviews "So for starters...it needs not be said (though everyone else said it)...its a groundhog day ripoff. However, I liked the concept...it was just different enough and there were so many aspects that were (despite the nakedness) wholesome. However I felt like the movie about half way through started getting extremely boring...somehow it needed to be sped up a bit. Now I will add that in an age where race is jammed down our throats at every turn...I did find it a bit racist that of the only 5 white characters, two were bad guys and one was a hooker (albeit a nice hooker?). Then in an age where hands up don't shoot is the mantra, the only good white guys were the cops...but I can't help but feel there was a gay undertone to them...so I guess thats how they got away with having ""good white cops."" Anyway the movie showed promise in the beginning and I actually liked the ending...but I had to skip 20 minutes or so to get to the ending as I was dying I was so bored with the middle.",fear,Movies_Reviews "The story of Ben-Hur is back on the big screen this time directed by Timur Bekmambetov starring Jack Huston, Toby Kebbell and Morgan Freeman. The movie is set in Jerusalem and tells the story of a prince who goes by the name of Judah Ben-Hur. Judah's adopted brother Messala Severus is part of the Roman army that occupies the city. Both brothers have a different idea of what is needed to keep the peace in Jerusalem and this eventually causes the brothers to directly oppose one another. Ultimately this causes the enslavement of Judah and his family made possible by the betrayal of Messala himself. What follows is a story about Judah trying to regain his life and his road to revenge.The movie starts out trying to establish the relationship that Judah Ben-Hur (Jack Huston) and Messala Severus (Toby Kebell) have. This is however not done in a very convincing manner due to the very stupid screen writing. It seems as if no thought has gone into the writing of the dialogue as almost every conversation feels fake. The story itself is presented in an incredibly dull fashion with story- arcs that have no real purpose paired with an ending that is completely ridiculous. What also does not help is that the acting is never really anything to write home about. The two main actors at least seem to have tried to bring some depth to their characters, but the same cannot be said about the many supporting actors. This is especially true for Morgan Freeman who seems to bring as much life to the screen as a decapitated sock puppet.The direction of the film also leaves a lot to be desired. Almost every scene was shot by using hand-held camera and instead of enhancing a certain aspect of the story this achieves the opposite effect. During the many conversations the director puts a heavy emphasis on the characters through excessive use of close-up shots. Once again this achieves the opposite of what it sets out to do as no one is really interested in seeing characters that are as flimsy as possible.Most of the times the only redeeming factor of these kind of movies is the action itself, but Bekmambetov's incompetent direction also finds a way to ruin this part of the movie. Quite a lot of action sequences only seem to exist to liven up certain parts of the movie, mostly to no avail as the movie still manages to come to a crawling pace halfway through its runtime. The action sequence themselves are filled to the brim with shaky cam and quick cuts. This in turn causes the action to be extremely hard to follow as it is never really clear what is going on. This was of course the intention of the director to be able to hide the poorly choreographed stunt work. In a lot of scenes characters pull of certain moves that they would not have been able to if they did not have control over the power of editing. For these reasons it is very hard to become invested into the action especially since we never really see the actors do certain stunts themselves.In the end 'Ben-Hur' is a complete and utter trainwreck. Nobody really asked for another retelling of Ben-Hur's story and I am fairly certain that nobody really wanted to create it either as it seems that almost no love and devotion has gone into making this failure of a Hollywood blockbuster.My Rating: 2/10",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I laughed through this entire movie. There are people who say this movie was not funny. These are probably the same people who don't have a sense of humor whatsoever. There are movies that you can't take seriously. There is no one else who could have pulled off this movie. I can't wait to see Part II of this movie.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Released in 1987, ""Blind Date"" stars Bruce Willis as a workaholic who is forced to get a blind date (Kim Basinger) for an important company dinner meeting. Everything goes awry when she has too much to drink. John Larroquette co-stars as the girl's crazy ex and Stephanie Faracy has a small role.This is a likable farce with quite a few laughs, but not enough to give it a higher rating. Being shot in 1986, everything about it screams mid-80s – the big hair, hideous mullets and music with electronic drums. Plus it's cool seeing Willis when he was young and with a full head of hair. On the negative side, even farces have to stay somewhere within the bounds of plausibility, but ""Blind Date"" sometimes goes over-the-top goofy, like at the midpoint when the house moves away while hooligans run wild in the neighborhood. Nevertheless, this is worthwhile for some laughs, particularly if you like the cast.The film runs 95 minutes and was shot in the Los Angeles area.GRADE: B- or C+ (5.5/10)",fear,Movies_Reviews """Khota hai, par mera hai"" Aditya Pancholi correctly said for Sooraj.'Hero' starts with a heavily tattooed Sooraj (Sooraj Pancholi) flexing his muscles and thrashing the goons, one by one or all of them at once. The villain also says ""Hero ki tarah entry maarta hai, khud ko Hero samajhta hai kya"". Now you can have an idea, what are you going to watch for next 125 minutes? It is the remake of ""Hero"" which made Jackie Shroff and Meenakshi Sheshadri stars overnight, it was Subhash Ghai and it was also 1983. Then the love story, dialogs, action scenes, melodrama and villains were not clichéd, but now these are truly are, but it has a soulful music.It has been three decades and we are watching same thing with different star cast, high voltage action sequences, a muscular protagonist and Athiya Shetty.Screenplay does not offer anything but clichés, cheesy dialogs, every frame is predictable, forced comedy and but it has some unpredictability too, that is the songs, because songs can come at whatever time. Nikhil Advani thought- ""We don't have anything to show, let us insert a song"" this way he has inserted six songs. Writing is poor and it does not give a scope for any character to behold the story.Sooraj could have done better if he had concentrated on his acting than musculature, he used all the screen time arching his muscles and doing death defying action scenes, at one point he escapes a bullet as a bicycle comes in front from nowhere. Athiya Shetty screen presence is bad and her acting too. Sooraj and Athiya speak Hindi doing a weird accent which does not exist, when we speak Hindi.Tuigmanshu Dulia has been wasted and looks indifferent, other casts have nothing good to do.I think Nikhil Advani was in haste as he has to release another movie too because his direction was really bad.Ctrl+Alt+Delete should be the name of the movie.Not recommended.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Now the trailer of this movie intrigued me, wasn't super hyped but wanted to check it out. Cause I thought it was about a big sci-fi conspiracy in a disillusioned world. This movie is ironic in a way since the trailer, ads and even the poster for this flick is very misleading. The trailer makes it seem like a crazy sci-fi movie that is confusing and yet cool, well the movie is not confusing. Even if the way it's directed is a bit weird. Now the way it's directed is the only remote thing that stands out about this movie. The rest of it is pretty forgettable and the message just seemed a bit to forced without delving into the topic in a more interesting or clever way. It tries to seem like it's a out of the ordinary clever movie but it's not when you think about it after couple of hours after watching this movie. Now some movies like these don't have to make much sense to be good. But a lot of the things that happen in this just seem like a dream without it questioning reality or figment of the imagination much. The whole movie revolves around marketing and how ads and brands can effect and leave a impact in the world. The whole thing makes it a bit far-fetched but some may agree with parts of the messages this movie tries to leave behind. Now I personally enjoyed the 1/3 of this movie but after that it starts to really slow down and lose interest. If you have interest in marketing this movie might keep your interest but it won't educate you much about the marketing world or anything like that. The marketing for this movie wasn't good for a reason probably but still this movie is the epitome of a movie where you should not trust the ads. The CGI wasn't good either and almost crap for a movie that made it into theaters in 2012. It isn't a super terrible movie but sure wasn't worth full price at all. Everything is jumbled up in a incoherent manner for the most part and almost just seem random all around without it being effective. The only thing memorable about this whole thing is how it kept reminding me of the OBEY clothing brand for some reason.5/10",disgust,Movies_Reviews "A man suddenly finds himself able to read women's minds and actually know what women want from men.Now,what guy doesn't want to be in that position? This was a terrific idea for a film and it was executed to perfection.Who better than Mel Gibson to represent us in this situation? He's the one man women probably wish understood them.At any rate,Gibson really turns on the Gibson charm here and there's not a better film in which to do that.Helen Hunt makes a great leading lady and is her usual charming self.Also,from the supporting cast,it's always great to see Alan Alda,one of the most underrated actors of our time.This film starts with a very unique,funny idea,and it does not disappoint in terms of how good it can be executed.Well casted,well directed and very funny film.",joy,Movies_Reviews "A couple working on the give-and-take aspects of their relationship, an exquisitely crafted antique pistol with something of a diverse history and some questions concerning who is working for whom, all figure prominently in `The Mexican,' a black comedy directed by Gore Verbinski and starring Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt. Jerry Welbach (Pitt), a somewhat less than astute young fellow in thrall to a criminal currently incarcerated, is given a seemingly simply assignment: He is to go to Mexico, where he will rendezvous at a bar in a small town, at which time he will take possession of an invaluable hand-made pistol; he will then transport the item to the States and deliver it to his boss. But there's a problem; his girlfriend, Samantha (Roberts) expects to go to Las Vegas at the same time, and their plans were already made and set in stone. So what is a guy to do? After Sam throws him out of their apartment and Jerry tries to explain-- in a memorable scene with her on the second story balcony, he on the ground looking up-- that if he doesn't do this job they will, well, KILL him, it doesn't make any difference. After all, their trip to Vegas had already been planned, and he promised it would happen. Talk about a guy between a rock and a hard place. And it's only the beginning of a dark comedy of errors and circumstances that ultimately involves them with some double dealings and brings them into contact with a psychotic killer named Leroy (James Gandolfini). Director Verbinski lends a nice touch to the movie, eliciting noteworthy performances from his actors and establishing early on his method of using specific landmarks-- a traffic signal and a cross-roads in the middle of nowhere, for example-- that give context and definition to what is happening, sometimes off-screen (as in the opening scene, when you only `hear' a traffic accident that becomes a pivotal part of the story). He avoids slapstick and plays up the natural, subtle humor that drives the film. The characters are well drawn and the dialogue is clever and witty (`You ‘Forrest Gumped' your way through this...') and often very droll. And he maintains a pace and develops an atmosphere in which the unexpected can be expected that keeps it all moving along nicely and right on track. And there's a politically incorrect sensibility to the movie that is refreshing to see; in real life certain situations and cultures that are foreign to us are often viewed in stereotypical terms, so there is no reason to portray it otherwise in a film, especially when care has been taken to present it in an inoffensive manner, as it is here. Taking on a decidedly unglamorous role, Roberts nevertheless creates a lively character with Sam, imbuing her with plenty of spunk and, of course, that trademark smile. It's not a part that calls for a lot of depth, but she makes Sam likable and fun to watch, and she makes her banter with Jerry and Leroy credible and engaging. Credit goes to Pitt, as well, for making the most of what is actually a leading man/character role; Jerry isn't the sharpest tool in the shed and he may be easily distracted, but-- like Sam-- he's not without some natural charm that makes him quite personable and interesting. And there is a chemistry between the two that makes their relationship believable, especially when the sparks are flying. Gandolfini, meanwhile, not to be outdone by his charismatic co-stars, makes an indelible mark as the sensitive, psychotic killer who turns out to be something of an enigma. The supporting cast includes Bob Balaban (Nalin), David Krumholtz (Beck), Luis Felipe Tovar (Luis) and Gene Hackman (Margolis). A lively romp that takes some unexpected turns, `The Mexican' has a dark side, but manages to remain uplifting and thoroughly entertaining. There's a natural flow to the film and the laughs, generated by both the situations and the characters, are never forced but prompted, rather, by the spontaneity of it all. It's a movie that never pretends to be anything other than what it is, which is pure entertainment. It'll leave you with a smile on your face, some chuckles and some great lines to quote. And that, my friends, is the magic of the movies. I rate this one 8/10.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "This movie is a disaster within a disaster film. It is full of great action scenes, which are only meaningful if you throw away all sense of reality. Let's see, word to the wise, lava burns you; steam burns you. You can't stand next to lava. Diverting a minor lava flow is difficult, let alone a significant one. Scares me to think that some might actually believe what they saw in this movie.Even worse is the significant amount of talent that went into making this film. I mean the acting is actually very good. The effects are above average. Hard to believe somebody read the scripts for this and allowed all this talent to be wasted. I guess my suggestion would be that if this movie is about to start on TV ... look away! It is like a train wreck: it is so awful that once you know what is coming, you just have to watch. Look away and spend your time on more meaningful content.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Take a look into the life of Mowgli - Raised by wolves - friends with a Panther - When evil takes the form of Sher Khan (A tiger) - Mowgli is forced to escape the forest and go back with ""His kind"". With an amazing voice over cast - and some singing surprises - Never have you seen a version of this movie more enjoyable and surprising - With plenty of action and amazing CGI - this movie will bring out the Bare Necessities in you - Take a walk down memory lane with all of the characters from the original - and then you will be rushing to IMDb to give it 10/10 stars - Even if you don't love the story of the Jungle Book - this movie can enchant the smallest heart.",joy,Movies_Reviews "Anne Hathaway stars in no less than three films being released this month alone in Singapore. There's Rachel Getting Married, the upcoming Bride Wars, and Passengers. Amongst the three, and I'm counting my chickens before they hatch, Rachel Getting Married is a must watch to see how Hathaway has nailed it as a credible actress, while Bride Wars from the trailer does suggest she has some comedic flair, and this one, well, is one of those attempts at her trying to diversify.She did credible, but still couldn't shun away from being a pretty vase in her Claire Summers role. But she uses it to her advantage here, as her struggling grief councilor character uses her charm to disarm, and is getting used to all the unwanted male attention courtesy of patient Eric (Patrick Wilson), who is one amongst the group of an airplane crash survivors that she's tasked to work with. Two separate threads develop here, one on the romantic front with a clash of morals given a conflict of interest with a patient, and the other some creepy mystery with regards to the shrinking size of her group therapy class.The former thread is easy to follow, since it's all about Eric and Claire playing games with each other, with every approach met with icy cold defense, until of course persistence finally paying off. Don't expect any sparks to fly as both Hathaway and Wilson felt as if they're going through the motions with their characters. The latter thread is where the fun should be, with its brewing conspiracy theory with the airline's involvement to something sinister, given contradictory reports with the survivors' experience, as well as shadowy figures following everyone's movement.However, Ronnie Christensen's sleight of hand technique can be detected and seen a mile away. In its buildup, suspense wasn't considered, and it plodded on with issues and unfinished business being piled one on top of another, though credit must be given to David Morse in his creepy rendition as an airlines representative, as do Andre Braugher and Dianne Wiest. By the time the movie rolls around its half way mark, those alert can already know what the big revelation will be. Which is nothing groundbreaking already since a number of films already use similar plot devices and revelation that it's no longer surprising, but the norm. I only felt that the revelation could have been less clumsy and made clearer, given the many bewildered responses heard all around the cinema hall.Passengers is one of those films that you don't expect to see on a plane's inflight entertainment system, together with the likes of Flightplan and the first Final Destination. It does boast a spectacular plane in distress scene, though it dangled that prospect for the longest time before delivering its effects laden payload to the audience.",fear,Movies_Reviews "I was a bit scared about what kind of treatment Chris and Paul Weitz had given the great novel by Nick Hornby. I have to report they did a great job in bringing it to the screen with the help of the screenwriter, Peter Hedges III. It's amazing what they have accomplished in translating the book to the screen and not lose focus in doing so. A great many Hollywood brains should take note of what was accomplish in this film.Hugh Grant strikes the right amount of hipness, confusion and complete lack of responsibility in his interpretation of Will. He is an actor that brings the right attitude in playing a man about London looking for women, no matter where. He's a prowler looking for women who will fall prey to his charms. Mr. Grant is just perfect for this role.The biggest surprise though, was the amazing debut of Nicholas Hoult, who just bowled us over as Marcus, the ""boy"" of the title. This young actor has a great career ahead of him if the people behind him will steer him into the right vehicles because he is a natural. He gives Mr. Grant a run for his money. The chemistry of their time together on screen is basically what was on the book while we were reading it.Toni Collette plays another mother. Again, her interpretation of Fiona was on target. Rachel Weisz adds beauty to the film as Rachel. Someone should take a good look at this gorgeous woman and perhaps give her and Hugh Grant another vehicle where they can shine once again.",anger,Movies_Reviews "Paul W.S. Anderson's reboot of the Three Musketeers is one of those movies you should see with one expectation only: to be entertained without straining your braincells.It is an enjoyable adventure movie that never takes itself too serious, reminiscent of the first Pirates of the Caribbean film.The cast members seem to have enjoyed their parts as they display a mellow playfulness, with Orlando Bloom being the exception as he seems a little over-strained in his role as a bad guy. But even his helpless overacting can be overlooked in a movie that seems to be very self-aware about it's ultimate goal - to deliver two hours of mindless entertainment.Logan Lerman should be positively mentioned, because once you get over his haircut, he delivers a nice performance as the cocky, young hot-shot D'Artagnan, with a good sense of timing for his (mostly cheesy) onliners and a great agility in the fighting sequences.I thoroughly enjoyed this movie in 3D and look forward to a sequel. Recommended to anyone who appreciates silly entertainment with great visuals from time to time. See it in the cinema!",anger,Movies_Reviews "I had the honor and privilege of seeing The Promise at the TIFF and have to honestly say that this movie was exceptional on many fronts. It is a must see for anyone that loves historical epic movies. The movie is beautifully written, directed, produced and all of the actors did a fabulous job taking the audience through their trials and tribulations of the characters that they were portraying. It depicts a charming love story whilst also shining a light on human rights, dignity and freedom that was denied to over 1.5 million Armenians during the Armenian Genocide in the year 1915. I encourage everyone to go and see this movie when it comes out in theatres as they too will be moved as much as I was and hopefully the take away message will be that factual history cannot be denied and should teach all of humanity to never let it happen again.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I absolutely loved series 1-6. I couldn't stop watching. I think I must have watched them all in less than a month. It took me to a land far away, and into that little fantasy world that's not reality world. BUT. I'm sad to say that series 7 is such a disappointment. I'm only on episode 6, and instead of watching it I'm writing this review. I wish I was one of these people that can give up and didn't have to watch the entire series of programmes. I'm going to pretend, after watching series 7, that they all lived happily ever after, after series 6.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Honeymoon is a one of those 'slash' movies - horror, slash, thriller, slash, supernatural.A wonderfully in love couple are newlyweds and on their Honeymoon in the wife's family's cabin in Canada. One night the wife, Bea, sleep walks into the forest and is found confused and disoriented. Her husband, Paul, suspects something is different, but he could never imagine the dark turn of events to occur while on his honeymoon.Honeymoon has just four actors in the entire movie, two of which are incredibly minor. The entirety of the movie features the leads, portrayed by Rose Leslie and Harry Treadaway. A fair amount of time is devoted to fleshing out the honeymooning couple's relationship at the start of the film. The acting of the lovebird characters is remarkably natural and unforced. The audience gets the sense they are truly and intimately connected as soul mates. The convincing kinship depicted in the movie is partially explained by the directing and writing allowing for the relationship to have believable minute details, but also attributed to the chemistry between the actors. The development between Bea and Paul in the opening of the film by Leigh Janiak is necessary and vital to the story's progression and praised for its inclusion so the viewer can find the nuanced changes between the couple acutely unsettling.Once Bea is discovered in the forest, alone in the middle of the night, the film is no longer a blissful honeymoon but an unnerving emotional nightmare. The gradual change within Bea and the relationship was cohesive and reasonably organic, with the exception of the initial discovery of Bea on the fateful sleepwalking night by Paul who I found to be slightly too alarmed initially. From that point on the tension builds gradually but steadily with every beautiful frame. Director Leigh Janiak never reveals or foreshadows too much to expose the film's outcome but there are minor hints dropped along the way.The resolution will be frustrating to some for several questions remain unanswered and ambiguous. The conclusion is consistent with the film but is not satisfying enough to give closure. Despite the undetermined openness to the ending I found Honeymoon to be emotionally chilling and a good watch, especially for anyone in a committed relationship.Find more FULL reviews at our website.",joy,Movies_Reviews This is the worst movie ever. EVER. Disney I guess decided to stop their great streak of great movies by making this piece of garbage. The sad thing is this movie came out on my birthday. Pocahontas is a sappy female character and Mel Gibson should have said no to this stinker of a cartoon movie.,sadness,Movies_Reviews A great movie!! Gaga was so incredible and Bradley was a great director,joy,Movies_Reviews "For decades Tim Burton has had a unique vision of the world that's he's been trying to communicate in his movies. I knew 20 minutes into this one that I was watching his masterpiece; it's the culmination of everything he's been trying to say. He finally got everything right. This movie is flawless, delicate, and a perfect communion of his world view.I knew halfway through the movie that it was the best I've seen in a decade, and by the end I knew it to be among the best cinematic experiences I've had in 40-odd years.Watching the movie also gave me a twinge of sadness, because the more I loved the movie, the more I understood -- from experience, mind you -- that it was going to leave a lot of viewers bewildered and unhappy. Tim Burton is generations ahead of his time, and the closer he comes to showing us his true vision, the more people he alienates, leaving an ever-smaller core of aficionados who can be moved and astonished by the brilliance of that vision.Johnny Depp obviously gets the vision. People who work time and again with Burton do so because they get *him*. And Depp gives a bravura, astonishingly subtle performance of an incredibly difficult character. It may have been his finest work to date. But the difficulty of the character will also confuse many people, and you're going to hear about it in the reviews.The movie, like many of Burton's movies, pokes fun at precisely the kind of person who doesn't get this movie. People who've lost touch with the wonderment of their childhoods, people who are mostly concerned with what is fashionable and proper, dull people with little imagination and even less tolerance for it in others -- these people are caricatured in Alice, both in the ""real world"" at the party and again in the Red Queen's court.Burton's Alice in Wonderland is a wonderful metaphor for the relationship between Burton and his audience. The theme of the movie is that a few people in the world -- ""only the best people"" -- still have boundless imagination and delight for the truly novel, while the rest of polite society thinks of them as being quirky, off-kilter, or simply embarrassing.It will take years for this mess to get sorted out, of course. People will whine and moan and complain about it. In time they'll accept it. A generation from now this movie will be viewed as one of the best fantasies of our times: a 21st-century Wizard of Oz (to which Alice pays a brief homage at the end of the film.)A word of advice: go re-read Lewis Carroll's two Alice stories before watching this movie. No Alice has ever been truer to the spirit of Carroll's strange, haunting and timeless vision.",sadness,Movies_Reviews "When I first saw the trailer for this movie on YouTube, I like many thought are you joking.The quality of the trailer was shockingly bad but I was still intrigued because I loved James Franco's work and as well as a welcome return in a leading role by Winona Ryder, since I have been a fan of her work for many years.Though, as it has already been stated, this movie is not to everyone's taste, but I'm not sure why this movie has such a low rating either? When you actually watch the movie, the quality seems to be alright.Yes, it has extremely complex levels of dreams by Winona's character (Martine), yet still very much entertaining. I thought the whole cast acted strongly and were great.It kind of reminded me somewhat of elements of Black Swan, Inception and Francophrenia especially in terms of levels. Sometimes, people classify movies as bad, if they can't breakdown the story quickly but I still felt the character's were warm.However, I appreciate a movie that makes you think, and if a repeat viewing is necessary then why not? Anyway, I don't really want to give any spoilers away but I do think more people should view this movie and form their own opinions on the conclusion.It's actually not the worst movie you could ever see and I enjoyed it but maybe, I'm biased because I love James and Winona. Seriously, it deserves a higher rating.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Flushed Away was one of the top movies I was looking forward to for the November releases. The trailer was just awesome playing E.L.O.'s Don't Bring Me Down and this movie looked like non stop laughs. Not to mention the great animation and terrific cast, like Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet. While the animation was great and the movie had terrific laughs and fun moments, Flushed Away seemed like just another typical computer animation flick.Rody is an indoor pet rat that is pampered like crazy, he's used to his life of luxury. When his family goes away on a trip, a sewer rat gets into the house and kicks Rody out by flushing him down the toilet into the depths of a rat city just like London. But Rody wants to get back home so badly, he goes to a boat that can take him back, the captain of this boat is Rita, a frisky little rat who gives Rody a hard time and they make a deal that if she can get him back home, he'll get her some valuable jewels that she can use for her family. But when she takes a wire from The Toad, a mob toad boss, she thinks it's useless, but it's for a wall that will unleash all the toilet flushes onto the city and help The Toad build a new city of his baby toads.I will never deny, I had a good time watching Flushed Away, I laughed more than a few times, but I just wanted something a little more special, since there are so many computer animation flicks. If we have done away with the regular animation, why not do something great with the computer effects? It's just getting to be so typical, that's all. But I think the kids will definitely get a kick out of Flushed Away.6/10",disgust,Movies_Reviews "The most infamous genocide in history, Adolf Hitler's murder of 6,000,000 Jews during World War II, was not the first genocide to take place, or even the first one of the 20th century. Nearly three decades before the term genocide was even coined, from 1915 to 1923, the government of the Ottoman Empire (present day Turkey) killed 1,500,000 ethnic Armenians within their borders. Under the cover of World War I, the Ottoman government carried out mass executions, subjected able-bodied men to forced labor and drove women, children and the elderly on death marches into the Syrian Desert. As with any human tragedy, personalizing the story brings about greater understanding of the events that took place. That is what the drama ""The Promise"" (PG-13, 2:12) attempts to do, drawing its inspiration from historical events and adapting part of Franz Werfel's 1933 novel, ""The Forty Days of Musa Dagh"", the first book that brought the story of the Armenian Genocide widespread attention around the world.Mikael Boghosian (Golden Globe winner Oscar Isaac) is from a small Armenian village, but dreams of becoming a doctor so he can be of service to his people. He is engaged to Maral (Angela Sarafyan) and, with the blessing of her and her family, plans to use her dowry to go to Constantinople (modern Istanbul) to study medicine. Mikael promises Maral that he will return to her as soon as he graduates. In Constantinople, he meets people who would later have a big impact his life, including fellow medical student (and son of an Ottoman military officer) Mustafa (Numan Acar), American journalist Chris Myers (Oscar winner Christian Bale) and Chris' girlfriend, a beautiful Armenian named Ana (Charlotte Le Bon), who was raised in France and is serving as nanny to the children of Mikael's uncle in Constantinople.As World War I turns Ottoman society into a military state, Mustafa helps Mikael avoid being forced into the Ottoman Army, based on his medical student exemption. This deferment is short-lived, however. When Mikael tries to help his uncle who has been arrested, he himself is sent to a forced labor camp. Mikael escapes and returns to his village where his mother (Oscar nominee Shohreh Aghdashloo) urges him to take Maral and hunker down in a cabin in the woods, unaware that Mikael has fallen in love with Ana. Meanwhile, Chris is jeopardizing his freedom and even his life by steadfastly reporting on the military rounding up ethnic Armenians. The intensifying Ottoman campaign against the Armenians causes Mikael to repeatedly cross paths with Ana and Chris, as they all fight to survive, to help the Armenian people and, ultimately, to resolve the very personal issue of their complicated love triangle.""The Promise"" is a powerfully engaging and enlightening drama. The film's story is similar to that of ""The Ottoman Lieutenant"", which was released earlier in 2017, but ""The Promise"" has a more widely and deeply talented cast. It also has a better script, written by Terry George (who also directs this film and previously co-wrote and directed 2004's ""Hotel Rwanda""), along with Robin Swicord. As deeply as the movie goes into the suffering of the Armenian people, it never loses touch with the individual human stories which drive its plot. There's plenty of drama on the personal level, as well as in the overarching political and military realms. The romance subplot, which could have ended up sappy or emotionally manipulative in the hands of a lesser director, further adds to the film's impact. Although the ""promise"" isn't as integral as the title implies, this is an otherwise exceptional film. ""A-""",sadness,Movies_Reviews "A horrible movie that you can't keep your eyes away from. It really deserves a treatment by Mystery Science Theater 3000. Franco Zefferelli! directs this bomb which has the debut of James Spader and Tom Cruise. It's actually fun to watch one more unbelievable plot point after another. The only quality aspects of production are the visuals and the song by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross but who cares, Shields seems to be naked the whole time.",anger,Movies_Reviews "We start all of our reviews with the following information. My wife and I have seen nearly 100 movies per year for the past 15 years. Recently, we were honored by receiving lifetime movie passes to any movie any time at no cost! So we can see whatever we want whenever we want. The point of this is that CRITICS count for ZERO. Your local critics or the national critics like Ebert are really no different than you or me. The only difference is that they get to write about the movie and are forced to see hundreds of movies whether they want to or not.Therefore, it is our belief that if you get your monies worth for two hours of enjoyment that is good enough for us! We NEVER EVER listen or read the critics. We only care about our friends and those who we know like the same things as us. Well enough about that.Paid critics are wrong again! This is one of the funniest Adam Sandler movie and not only is it funny but it will be loved by the Gay community and it has a very important point for the Republicans. We loved it. Kevin James, Jessica Biel, and everyone of Adam's buddies give an outstanding performance.To hell with the critics, what do they want? This is not one of those silly dumb movies (that we like anyway), but it has a wonderful point in it's plot. If you love any of these people you will love it.So go out and have a great time. Again we loved it and recommend it highly.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "Let me start off by saying that there isn't anything to be found within Iron Eagle II that you haven't saw before. You may or may not find some fun here, but for me, Lou Gossett Jr. was the sole reason to watch and even he feels like he's only appearing for a quick paycheck at times. Being blunt, I chalk up IEII as another shining example of poor cash-in sequels. The first Iron Eagle wasn't a blockbuster, but it was mildly well received and this sequel feels like a money grab. A real disservice to the original.Anyhow, the second of the sequels finds Gossett putting together a bunch of virtually unknown Canadian actors. Some who play Americans and some who play Russians. Who when they splice in the old cold war 'we can't get along together because of nationalities' cliché story element, you have this movie in a nutshell. A movie that I find myself surprised to say I've sat through twice on late night.",anger,Movies_Reviews "What this movie lacks are REAL STARS. Kurt and Goldie were major stars when the original was made and they had great chemistry, (besides being a real life couple who are the parents of Kate Hudson)., and it showed on-screen. You can imagine the fights and arguments in the movie were so real-like because they had them in real life! All I can say is this is formula PC drivel, with the same ethnic jokes, same cultural differences that we have seen in comedies on tv and movies for years. Nothing new and because the ""stars"" are so forgettable, this remake will probably not be getting played for the next 30 years like the original that has become a comedy classic. When millenials do remakes, it's usually predictable and not really funny. Kind of like the fish taco from the food truck that millennials think is so great, waited an hour in line to get, paid DOUBLE, and the rest of us know it's the same old fish taco, just repackaged and doubled in price. When will the new Hollywood learn, STARS make movies. Original IDEAS are better than rehashed ones. Maybe the CGI is better, but it doesn't carry the movie., STARS and great writing does.",anger,Movies_Reviews "This one is bad ! Bad acting, bad SFX (if u can call it that) and even worse plot. Bigfoot - who looks like he is made out of paper mache by a 6-year old - is angry for some reason but u never get to know why or why it starts killing people. While Harry & the Hendersons was big fun this one is dull, uninteresting, the plot goes nowhere and they added an Indian that wanders the woods to make it look more authentic .. or so I think. The movie could have been made by your neighbour and his kids with their digital camera .. absolute amateurism I'm not going to waste any more words on it : utter utter utter crap (like my English)I'll give it 2/10 because of the cool poster (for the ""Clawed"" version)",fear,Movies_Reviews "I attended the Cast and Crew screening on Sunday, in Leicester Square, with high hopes for this film as it's without doubt the most exciting job I've had. This was my first feature experience, and working for Tim Burton was a hell of a way to start.But, even as someone with a lot of time for his films, and a pre-existing bias, I couldn't really connect with this. The cast acquit themselves well, especially considering the noted difficulty in emoting to a tennis ball on a stick, but all their tics and quirks seem to be masking a void at the centre of what should be a free-floating, evocative trip. Sure, it's weird looking, but we've seen it before, and back then in films like Edward Scissorhands it had a sense of purpose. Now we're left exploring a CGI wonderland that seems to be without a great deal of wonder. The book revels in its bizarre environs, absurd dialogue and whimsical characters. This film grounds them, drains them of that mystery and leaves us with a colourful but forgettable retread. It seems intent on driving us to a narrative conclusion that few people will have had much stake in through its running time, simply because we're not giving much to care for.With a source material so familiar, even to those whose knowledge is second hand references, there needs to be a degree of innovation (as in Svenkmejer's dark stop-motion version, or the co-opting of Terry Gilliam in to his ""Tideland"" narrative), or else a studious and inspired adaptation that completely returns to Lewis Carroll. What we end up with is a mid-point that fails to get to grips with what enchants people about the Alice story, and another chance to see a beautiful waif walk around twisted, quasi-Gothic landscapes to a score by Danny Elfman.Not that this isn't an enjoyable experience in itself, and as seen in the vast Screen 1 at the Empire it is at times breathtakingly pretty. It's just inessential, and while it may be unfair to expect a classic from a favoured filmmaker every time out, when they tackle something with the pedigree and history of Alice In Wonderland you can't help but hope for something special. And that's the problem, that Tim Burton, while he is still making decent films, has been a long way off special for some time now.6/10 (if they gave half stars it'd be 6.5), but that doesn't mean it's a bad film. It's possible that my grade is affected by high expectations and lost potential. If you have kids, I'm sure it'll be better than 90% of the dross that passes for family films now. At least there is some artistry involved, and while he might not be at his best I'll still always pay to see a Tim Burton film (although I got this one for free...)",sadness,Movies_Reviews I had more laughs from this than any comedy I've seen in a long time. I like Tiffany Haddish and I think she carries the film. Her facial expressions alone make me laugh out loud. Go into this not expecting much and you will be entertained.,sadness,Movies_Reviews "I love this film. I mean I really loved ""The Graduate"". After all the high reviews, I finally watched it. And may I say it lived up to it's reviews and even higher for me. ""The Graduate"" is a great film that should be watched by everyone. And Dustin Hoffman is a great performer in the film. I loved the whole seduction scene with him and Mrs. Robbinson. They were both brilliant together. The way Ben reacted to her was very funny. And the marriage scene, how many parodies have I seen? This is a film that should be watched by everyone. I'm not kidding. I would highly recommend it to anyone. One of the best films to come out of the 60's.10/10",sadness,Movies_Reviews To date Popeye is one of my favorite musicals. The songs are nicely coreographed and witty. It have been some time since I have seen the movie as the video stores around me do not carry it. I have been patiently waiting for the DVD. To me this movie is a must see for someone in the mood for a great comic movie adaption as well as lots of musical fun.,joy,Movies_Reviews "Robin Hood; Men in Tights is worth watching, I recently watched it because I've just become a Cary Elwes fan, and this is one of of his lead-roles. Some moments really made me crack up so hard! I didn't expect them you know, it was so funny, Even the 2nd time around you'd still fall off your chair The cast is great, of course especially Robin of Locksley himself,Cary, but Blinkin and the Sheriff and Little John (Don't let the name fool you, it's veryy big! lol) and everyone else!There were some moments of course, the film tried to make a comedic scene out of but you don't necessarily laugh at it,.... but OK.This is the second time Cary Elwes and Patrick Stewart appeared in a film together by the way, they both worked on ""Lady Jane"" in 1986, and it was fun to see them, 7 years later, older, awwww.It's definitely worth watching, quite hilarious indeed!",disgust,Movies_Reviews "I though this film was going to be nothing but juvenile nonsense. How pleased I was when I discovered that it was a lot livelier and energetic than I predicted.The voice-over never once annoyed me as I thought it would and everyone in this movie seems to go overboard with their characters. Yet, despite all the energy and frenetic comedy, the film never feels indulgent.The plot is, of course, nonsense. But then again you hardly want a family movie to have a labyrinth plot. Dudley Do-Right may have flopped but I don't know why. It's in the same field as the terrible ""Waterboy"" but that made over $100, 000, 000. This I won't understand. Maybe it's only because Canadians will truly love the intellectually-challenged Mountie.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "OK, first of all i have to admit i buy ed that movie(5$) because of the beauty on the cover(i know bad word game...lol) but seriously Estalla Warren in such a hottie in that movie. After that i did knew the overall plot of the fairytale so knew what to expect. Lets just say as for the story it was pretty decent working with something you already know and still have to follow a little bit. Some people say the acting is terrible, maybe its because i watched the movie in french and it was obviously dub, but i think they did a decent job. I remember old VVS titles back in the early 2000 had terrible dubbing sounding like a cheap erotic movie on cable, but they improved that and its fine now. My only negative point is the very BAD, CHEAP, TERRIBLE CGI which in my opinion was Unnessary. They could have go with a man in a suit for the creature instead of CGI. The creature look by itself is not so bad but its the gore stuff when it attack that looks terrible. I don't know the budget for this so i will not be too hard, it didn't ruin the movie for me, but i can understand people not liking it because of it. It does look so fake and cheap.",joy,Movies_Reviews "A love story between two ends of a continent and a story that is unique during its time, a story of love and chance that would make the female romantics stomachs turn. Certain movies will indeed last a life time. Some maybe as powerful as FORREST GUMP, some can bring to life a tragedy that came upon the unsinkable vessel THE TITANIC, some movies can be considered as the next step in cinematography as THE GLADIATOR and then there are those few whose names remain but the story is forgotten with time such as SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE. However every-time you do push that DVD in your player, it is certain that it will move you and reach out to you just as much as it did the very first time.Tom Hanks who stole your heart away as Forrest and who showed true grit in taking on the solo role of Chuck in CAST AWAY is always remembered fondly by his fans for those magical characters he played. Meg Ryan the Venus of the 90s was probably in every romcom that made a mark back then. SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE, YOU'VE GOT MAIL, CITY OF ANGELS & WHEN MAN LOVES a WOMAN is titles that cannot be forgotten if you are indeed a fan of the genre. Ryan and Hanks in one of the very earliest of their performances together scores a near perfect score with SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE.It is said that there is no greater gift than the gift of love. Indeed it's true. We all have an emotional connection in our lives to someone that is entirely unexplainable. It's a connection on a platonic level unlike the attraction of lust. This value of love has been misread entirely in Hollywood of today and movies with such innocent intentions are quite rare. SIS by director Norah Ephron holds onto the idea of platonic love. It in-fact personifies the mere idea of such platonic connections between two people. Norah Ephron who has a knack for movies of this category certainly takes her work to heart. It is indeed evident primarily with her preference on always casting Meg Ryan. Next it's the very seasonal touch (most movies are set during the holiday season) she adds onto them and then the medium she uses to bring her lovers together. Two individuals who have never seen nor heard of each other falls in love over a radio show and in another instance rivals in business who falls in love in a chat room. With due credit to the writers who conjured the scripts; BRAVO! Sam Baldwin (Tom Hanks) and his 8 year old son Jonah Baldwin (Ross Malinger) are hit by surprise when their wife/mother Maggie is suddenly passes away. Devastated by the loss of his wife Sam and son Jonah leaves Chicago and moves all the way to Seattle with the hopes of moving on and beginning a new life. 18 months down the line Sam is still mourning the loss of Maggie and is unable to function an inch beyond her memories. Young Jonah who is smart for his age understands his fathers' grief and wishes only to see him happy. On Christmas eve Jonah calls in on a radio talk show and explains to the host his fathers' situation and subsequently Sam ends up on the phone pouring his heart out over the air of his love for Maggie. Sam is heard all over country to those who are tuned in, Including Annie (Meg Ryan) who is driving over to her fiancés parents' home for Christmas Eve dinner. Annie who unconsciously forms a liking towards Sam over the days lose focus on Walter (Bill Pullman); her fiancé and is totally hung up on a stranger she has never met nor seen all her life. Is that even possible? To fall in love with just a voice and a story, never seeing nor knowing who it is?Title: SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE Directed by: Norah Ephron Starring: Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Bill Pullman and Ross Maligner Rated: PG for some language Rating: 7.5/10 105 Minutes",sadness,Movies_Reviews "Surprisingly good, of course it is sometimes a bit sugary, but that's to be expected in a teenage love story. Catherine Hardwicke did a great job, I love her edge. The casting director did well in choosing actors not movie stars to flesh out the book. Robert Pattinson plays the 'Hero' with the right amount of self-loathing and swagger. Kristen Stewart is believable and has a wonderfully tough vulnerability. You can almost see the supporting cast holding back a smile or grin, which made it even better. The Pacific Northwest looks gorgeous. It is a very important character in the film. Twilight made me want to take a trip to Oregon and Washington. A walk along the Cannon Beach coastline or canoe down the Salmon River would be lovely. And it would be worth every penny to hire a guide to hike to the stunning Multnomah Falls. Twilight's target audience will definitely see this movie several times. I believe the film will reach the magic box office number it needs to make sequels : )",sadness,Movies_Reviews "It's Easter in an apparently upscale American community. After they are dumped by their girlfriends, best friends Jason Lee (as Brodie Bruce) and Jeremy London (as T.S. Quint) decide to go to the local mall. They want to hang out and have a cookie. Naturally, their ex-girlfriends are there. Shannen Doherty (as Rene Mosier) is with her new lover, ""fashionable male"" Ben Affleck (as Shannon Hamilton). Joey Lauren Adams (as Gwen Turner) is going to appear on a ""Dating Game""-type TV show as a favor to her father...By adopting a slacker look, Mr. Lee is somewhat convincing. However, the cast appears around ten years too old for the situation. Possibly directed to appear fidgety, Mr. London looks uncomfortable. Then considered the biggest star in the cast, top-billed Ms. Doherty essays her usual high-school impersonation. ""Mallrats"" like Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith (as Jay and Silent Bob) appear. Mr. Smith is also the writer and director. Introduced in front of a store selling gerbils, Smith shows some quirky, anal humor.** Mallrats (10/25/95) Kevin Smith ~ Jason Lee, Jeremy London, Shannen Doherty, Ben Affleck",sadness,Movies_Reviews "I understand to a point why people desire the revival of the slasher flick. In the 70's you had Halloween. In the 80s you had Friday the 13th and Elm Street. In the 90's you had I Know What You Did Last Summer and the Scream franchise. The fact is these are Classics that cannot be touched which is why most got remade. The girl in the photographs does not try to be those films which perhaps is why some were disappointed. I thought the movie was filmed well and the cast was good with the exception of the leading lady. Watching her was like watching Kristen Stewart in the first Twilight movie. She was one note, monotone and forgettable which is really unacceptable seeing as how our villain becomes obsessed with her when there wasn't anything to be obsessed about. She was lacking personality extremely. She mostly just came off as a bitch reminiscent of the stone-faced actress that acted opposite Channing Tatum in Magic Mike. Having said that there were some problems with the script. There's absolutely no character development for our leading lady and absolutely no character development for our villains either. You get the impression that they're brothers but that's never said. There's nothing to make you give a crap about the ""star"". Does she have parents? Was she hatched from an egg? Did she grow up in this town or just move there? All we know is she has an ex boyfriend that she doesn't want to talk to for a reason that's never said and she works in the grocery store. It's pretty easy not to care about most of the characters since most of them are shallow which is fine it's always nice to see dumb shallow pretty people get killed off in horror movies. The truth is the real star of this film is The Mastermind villain. His performance reminded me of the young villain in the first Purge movie. He was very strange and perfectly creepy like a stalker should be. I love that I couldn't tell what he was going to do next and that he was enjoying it. All and all I think the villains were pretty perfect aside from their lack of backstory. Other holes in the plot include if it's such a small town how does no one notice these people missing? How long have these guys been doing this? Why are the cops such idiots? I love discovering good new villains. That's what makes this movie worth a sit-down. I thought the masks were creative. The kills not so much but man just a little bit more story and some recasting and the film would have been a lot better. But I thoroughly enjoyed it. It's not an in-your-face slasher flick where loud orchestrated music plays as the villain jumps out very Scream style. It's more along the lines of Kiss the Girls just not as good but we can't all be James Patterson.",disgust,Movies_Reviews "It's always fun to go back to movies that were popular in their day to see if they still hold up to criticism many years later.Pretty Woman - now that's a classic love story. Love Story - another classic love story. Those films have stood the test of time and faired quite well.This movie, however, is so sappy, melodramatic, poorly-acted... it's just pathetic. If there was an Oscar for the most crying by a lead actress, Demi Moore would get it for sure.The special effects are a joke - even for 15 years ago. The acting is downright pathetic: Patrick Swayze, as washed-up as they come. Demi Moore, never really been much more than a pretty face. Whoopi, other than Star Trek: The Next Generation - has made zero good decisions since ""The Color Purple"".Back then (in 1990), I would have said, give it a shot. Now, I'd say, don't waste your time on this drivel.3/10 stars.",fear,Movies_Reviews "A sickeningly loved-up, newly-married couple head off on a remote getaway for their honeymoon, but things get increasingly disturbing for Paul after he finds his new wife Bea alone in the woods in the middle of the night, with no recollection of how she got there.Plot-wise, Honeymoon is a fairly straight-forward, relatively old-fashioned horror, which is by no means a bad thing. However, the strength of this film is in the execution. The two leads are excellent, and the director allows the sense of dread to build gradually without allowing the story to drag; a difficult balance to pull off judging by the many films that fail in this respect.Although it's pretty obvious from early on, knowing the sub-genre of horror/sci-fi that this film belongs to in advance would remove the mystery element, so I won't mention it directly, but it's fair to say that it's a sub-genre with a strong allegorical heritage. Nonetheless it's still a testament to the elegance of the film that it feels as if there are numerous subtexts at play, in what on the surface is a simple and not especially original psychological horror.I'd be curious as to whether this stands up to a second viewing (not possible at the time of writing having caught this at a festival), as it's then that the better films of this type begin to reveal themes, references or other elements that you missed the first time round.I didn't know until afterwards, but the fact that this is writer/director Leigh Janiak's debut feature film is scary in itself. I'm looking forward to seeing what she does next.",joy,Movies_Reviews "This is my personal favourite of the Don Bluth movies. I also recommend American Tail, Land Before Time and All Dogs Go To Heaven. Anastasia is just beautiful, and was one of the most requested films when we had our family cinemas. A couple of years ago, I got it on video, and all those memories came back. I love this movie so much. The animation is gorgeous. The characters are well drawn, and the backgrounds and colours are stunning. There is a lot of wit between the characters. Not to mention a truly sweet romance between Anastasia and Dimitri. Whoever hated this movie, must be told, that this is so much more watchable than Richard Rich's King and I. Anastasia herself is so beautiful. The highlights were Anastasia's dream and the scene on the train. The songs are what make this movie. My favourite is ""Once Upon a December"" as it is so nostalgic, haunting and poignant. All the other songs are well done and move the story forward. Even ""Dark of the Night"". As for the story, yes it is historically inaccurate, but so is Pocahontas, and this is marginally better. It was so well told. In some Don Bluth movies, they lose the essence right from minute one, but not here. As for the voice talents, they were all impeccable. Meg Ryan was suitably feisty as Anastasia, and Liz Callaway did her singing voice beautifully. John Cusack put an immense amount of charm into his voice-over, although Dimitri was for me was the weakest character in the movie. Kelsey Grammar has great fun as Vladmir, and also check him out as Zozi in Bartok the Magnificent. Christopher Lloyd voices villain Rasputin with over the top menace, and the villain loses his body parts here. We have all had days like that. Hank Azaria is also great as Bartok.Underrated Broadway actress Bernadette Peters has a great french accent, and I had so much fun with her singing ""Paris hold the key to your heart."" For me, Angela Lansbury provides a completely human and poignant character in the Dowager Empress. Her prologue was so well paced, and there was a side to the great character actress that I never knew she had. In conclusion, a sweet and beautiful animation that is essential to all animation lovers. 9.5/10 Bethany Cox",fear,Movies_Reviews "Broken Arrow is nothing but a typical Hollywood action flick with lots of goofs and some interesting action sequences.......but then steps in 'JOHN TRAVOLTA': the charming villain with a killer smile......Travoltas screen presence is one thing that strikes you through the whole movie..The way he outclasses his fellow actors with his whims and fancies....(i don't think anyone remembers Christian slater to play a role in broken arrow)..So it's completely a Travolta movie....If you are a fan of his you can sit through the movie...........or else don't try to watch it.....so all he vote I gave for this is for 'John Travolta'. So If you could bear face off, you are going to bear broken arrow too........",anger,Movies_Reviews